When he said he ate a penguin I thought heeant the biscuit

πŸŽ™οΈ jotono11 Β· 646 points Β· Posted at 12:54:00 on April 26, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

But then I saw the news about a penguin missing from the zoo

William254 Β· 148 points Β· Posted at 10:47:36 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I shidded my self in fear

thepee-peepoo-pooman Β· 36 points Β· Posted at 19:12:47 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I simultaneously cum piss shit sneeze vomit and convulsed while reading this, bravo author

GunTaXm Β· 90 points Β· Posted at 10:45:20 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

literal chills.

iusshpandeh101 Β· 85 points Β· Posted at 10:54:31 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Too spooky. I'm shakin rn.

CodenameDeviant Β· 74 points Β· Posted at 10:50:14 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

^ Sorry I couldn't help myself from letting out a huge scream of fear.

Retarded_Boi420 Β· 60 points Β· Posted at 11:01:19 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Omg I'm shaking and crying rn

OneFistDaddy Β· 56 points Β· Posted at 14:05:21 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I poop pants 😒😒😱

Beatthepussyred Β· 46 points Β· Posted at 14:11:47 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

But then who was upstairs?!?

triforcer198 Β· 40 points Β· Posted at 14:20:18 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Wow, you’re a really good writer, i see a future in you kid, try writing a novel ! pm me I know a guy

gunngg_btw Β· 36 points Β· Posted at 14:20:55 on April 26, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

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RunawaySlav Β· 33 points Β· Posted at 14:06:59 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Literally shaking

Konigs1255 Β· 25 points Β· Posted at 14:28:28 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Holy shit! I might kill myself with how scary that was what I released reading this

WHENYOU_CUM Β· 30 points Β· Posted at 14:30:43 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I SHIDDDED ABD PISSH FARTED WHY DOY OU DO THIS

PeepingJayZ Β· 27 points Β· Posted at 18:31:28 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

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Wi2520 Β· 23 points Β· Posted at 18:25:26 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

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"Chilling. Masterfully written. Made me shidded myself."

-- The New York Times

javirofa Β· 17 points Β· Posted at 13:57:14 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I shidded WIDEPEEPOHAPPY

SuperSpaceMan230 Β· 14 points Β· Posted at 15:02:44 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

pant poop

clecho44 Β· 11 points Β· Posted at 15:54:08 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I am shidding and crying and fucking rn

CritzD Β· 12 points Β· Posted at 16:23:04 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I am shudded myself out of fear

Western_Philosophy Β· 11 points Β· Posted at 17:36:00 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

but who is the penguin igf hje ate???/

BaconPiano Β· 11 points Β· Posted at 18:15:45 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

No sleepy tonight

emococksucker Β· 10 points Β· Posted at 16:40:24 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Guyss guysss mommy isnt home i am so scared i wish i never read this omg omg

Gnarfledarf Β· 6 points Β· Posted at 18:41:23 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I literally farded and shidded and cumed in pænt

vietnamesegucci81 Β· 12 points Β· Posted at 14:11:02 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I shidded pant

definitelyacabdriver Β· 13 points Β· Posted at 21:42:56 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

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EnderSir Β· 10 points Β· Posted at 16:35:05 on May 2, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Cum.

demonsdencollective Β· 5 points Β· Posted at 08:14:52 on May 3, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

Oh sheesh oh gosh oh no don't say that

datssad Β· 4 points Β· Posted at 15:25:46 on May 25, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

This is fucking high art

TheRealPug Β· 1 points Β· Posted at 22:47:06 on May 25, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

This is beautiful

Bergerboy14 Β· 1 points Β· Posted at 01:58:01 on June 5, 2020 Β· (Permalink)

I had a heart attack reading this.