I don't like the way that middle aged man is looking at my 14 year old daughter.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Capon-breath ยท 969 points ยท Posted at 14:51:52 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


He hardly seems interested at all and I really need the money.

DidntWantSleepAnyway ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 16:46:25 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

sucks in breath nooooooo

TheGoddessofBooty ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 21:56:48 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I felt my arms and legs retract into my body

darkangel12346 ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 16:58:48 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Physically cringed at this. Well played sir, well played

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Capon-breath ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:20:36 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mwah ha ha etc

WoodenPiano ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 07:31:04 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People like me and my friends think hard all day and only decent ideas pop up, only few are good. You don't even think and it is already excellent. I guess the lesson is don't overthink

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Capon-breath ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:44:41 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks friend.

Illigmar ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:33:00 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That was like a reverse dadjoke.

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:23:12 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn

dndaman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:08:52 on January 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

holy fuck. thats messed up and i like it.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:37:41 on January 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Something that's bothering me about this sub is the plethora of submissions that follow this formula:

  • Seemingly innocent situation
  • Implied child rape

I know shock value gets updoots, but it wouldn't hurt to mix it up a little.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Capon-breath ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 05:06:48 on January 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hi friend.

I have submitted 21 efforts to 2 sentence horror 19 of which don't follow the formula you are uncomfortable with.

Fairly confident I am mixing it up.

Peace.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:36:39 on January 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure you are, but I still think using paedophilia for shock value is a cheap trick, and certainly not an original one.

That said, my issue may be less with you and more with the current direction of the sub at large.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Capon-breath ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:52:01 on January 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough but you are perhaps drawing a distinction between horror and cheap trick that other people don't have an issue with. Many things are horrible or horrific. Child Abuse and paedophilia are certainly among them.

There are different types of horror, shock, dread, the unknown and counteless others. Unfortunately the mechanic of only having 2 sentences will by it's very nature almost always favours shock. If you can create a haunting mood piece in 2 sentences you are a better author than I will ever be (although that might not be hard!!)

For the record the intended horror of the story you have commented is supposed to be the callousness of the father in question. Not the implied sex with a 14 year old. 14 is the legal age of consent in some countries and I chose that age specifically to be very borderline and make people feel uncomfortable. I could have said 8 year old in which case I think your point would be valid.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:13:26 on January 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're right, that's technically not paedophilia at all. I guess what I'm saying is that I think using sexual abuse is an easy way to craft a shocking second sentence, and an increasingly popular one.

However, you seem to understand the nuances of the matter, so I suppose I should be directing my comments elsewhere.

WolfBoneAndGemstones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:17:45 on January 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WELP

batouttahell24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:28 on May 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I rarely cringe...but this physically made me curl into a ball for a good 20 seconds.

I applaud you.

THROWAWAY_42567 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:33:12 on January 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy crap

Ragnrok ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:30:54 on March 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bruh

Slovene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:48 on May 27, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Would also work on /r/darkjokes

[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Capon-breath ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on January 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Some people find it horrific. Different tastes.