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edwardversaii · 1111 points · Posted at 03:50:45 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is amazing

NarwhalCat99 · 36 points · Posted at 18:42:08 on September 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

Can we get 50 likes

124as · 25 points · Posted at 21:51:48 on September 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

OneFreamon · 1008 points · Posted at 08:24:50 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’m not sure I’d want a friend then going through my post and comment history :/

Junky228 · 478 points · Posted at 13:48:24 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

How about a stranger?

GoldFishPony · 197 points · Posted at 15:12:15 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well skimming posts the only nsfw is spoilers, and there’s too many comments and stuff otherwise. Seems that we need a dedicated person to determine what he is like because I am not that dedicated.

Solon_Tofusin · 74 points · Posted at 02:02:34 on March 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

After checking the past month of comments, I have found nothing worth hiding.

GoldFishPony · 45 points · Posted at 02:18:41 on March 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thank you for your dedication. It’s a shame they seemed interesting to only let us down.

mayonaiselivesmatter · 16 points · Posted at 16:11:17 on April 2, 2018 · (Permalink)

Who needs dedication when you have SnoopSno

Amyjane1203 · 3 points · Posted at 01:47:51 on May 4, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nah, that's fine.

proddyhorsespice97 · 72 points · Posted at 21:24:22 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don’t think my friends would find anything embarrassing or anything but they’d definitely find stories I’ve made up for karma cause I’m a lying whore and my life isn’t that interesting

Buff_Blitz2020 · 35 points · Posted at 05:17:15 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)

Damn my guy you just sexually assaulted yourself with words

tuulyaway · 8 points · Posted at 09:12:53 on June 20, 2018 · (Permalink)

First I didn’t wanna believe that people do this on reddit nearly as much and you just struck me with the realization

2-15-18-5-4-15-13 · 1 points · Posted at 14:58:52 on September 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

I know. I’d be really tempted to not tell them it was me.

And then promptly search their history.

ayebizz · 436 points · Posted at 07:16:39 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Okay so I saw this before it played out and was like "for sure it's actually the same guy". Makes me happy to see this. the world Is much smaller than you think.

phonebatterylevelbot · 1080 points · Posted at 00:17:10 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

this phone's battery is at 22% and needs charging!

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[deleted] · 625 points · Posted at 00:49:29 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

I see the weirdest bots every day

Tusami · 388 points · Posted at 01:40:01 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

He's gotten way better. Back in the early days of the bot, it used to read the time as the battery. So it would say that the phone is at 9.39% for example.

noscope420bongshot · 213 points · Posted at 02:28:54 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

or say your battery is low and it's not even a screenshot of a phone.

haiku-bot took a shit for a while, too.

rakubunny · 85 points · Posted at 04:23:20 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Haiku bot didn't take a shit another person made their own shitty version of it.

proddyhorsespice97 · 63 points · Posted at 21:22:42 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah didn’t that one just think every word was one syllable so it was just spewing out shit basically

CaptainTone · 10 points · Posted at 11:17:00 on April 5, 2018 · (Permalink)

This made me laugh way to hard

m1stadobal1na · 7 points · Posted at 22:53:05 on April 5, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure it was intentional.

StimpakJunkie · 39 points · Posted at 02:48:41 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is awesome. Such a useless yet hilarious feature haha

[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 03:04:04 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

"feature"

b_port · 7 points · Posted at 19:47:41 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

I actually saw this bot for the first time yesterday and that is exactly what happened. The bot got downvoted to hell.

The_Glass_Cannon · 25 points · Posted at 03:29:26 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Still happens. Couple days ago I saw a picture of a fucking plant and this bot appeared.

adamski234 · 3 points · Posted at 07:32:36 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Link?

8ate8 · 6 points · Posted at 22:29:55 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Not OP, or even the same thread he’s talking about, but here’s an example of the bot fucking up: https://reddit.com/r/FocusST/comments/87naeh/_/dwe3wf8/?context=1

adamski234 · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:30 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Many thancc my friend

BananaCupcak3 · 24 points · Posted at 03:49:01 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

GoodBot_BadBot · 22 points · Posted at 03:49:05 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thank you, BananaCupcak3, for voting on phonebatterylevelbot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

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shadowxrage · 8 points · Posted at 14:03:59 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

Dustman999 · 2 points · Posted at 10:14:35 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

Stormageddon1201 · 3 points · Posted at 18:47:31 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

Incontinental-drift · 2 points · Posted at 10:04:31 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

WatchDog435 · 6 points · Posted at 03:25:33 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Woah. Good bot.

mattypg84 · 3 points · Posted at 06:26:57 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

Nate1257 · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:45 on May 8, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

duskpede · 1 points · Posted at 09:24:42 on June 18, 2018 · (Permalink)

Goodbot

gd5k · 249 points · Posted at 05:46:15 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Seems fake just based on the uncommon names imo

WalkerOfTheWastes · 416 points · Posted at 06:31:04 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bertram is that you?

Johnyknowhow · 412 points · Posted at 06:46:40 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Diogenes?

DeliveredByOP · 312 points · Posted at 11:12:21 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

YOOOOOO

PoopShmoopLoop · 271 points · Posted at 18:47:07 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

lusty-argonian · 70 points · Posted at 11:10:03 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Friedrich?!

brimmafe · 44 points · Posted at 06:45:09 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wilson?

seelentau · 28 points · Posted at 00:48:53 on June 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

Throckmorton??

spkr4thedead51 · 15 points · Posted at 19:29:08 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

I actually worked with a Bertram until a couple years ago when he retired.

TheJawsDog · 61 points · Posted at 09:27:13 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Could be surnames

gd5k · 49 points · Posted at 13:51:24 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Could even be first names and be real, I could totally just be a cynic.

Bad_Wolf420 · 15 points · Posted at 13:16:59 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

That is the most likely case

[deleted] · 67 points · Posted at 13:26:50 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/NothingEverHappens

Gradually_Rocky · 33 points · Posted at 07:07:56 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)

/r/ReasonableSkepticism

[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 14:17:02 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nah, everyone in the military calls eachother by their last name. My sister who was in the army called her (ex)boyfriend by his last name.

ChaoticTundra · 7 points · Posted at 21:48:14 on May 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

I also tend to call any buddy that shares the same name as another by their last name.

corvus887 · 30 points · Posted at 15:36:02 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

"Frankfort" is a town in the Chicagoland area. Might be asking if that's where he's from rather than the name.

palex00 · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:53 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Frankfort is a German city. He likely didn't want to reveal the name and just named the city

MetalHead_Literally · 44 points · Posted at 03:23:37 on March 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

No, that's Frankfurt.

yhelothere · 5 points · Posted at 00:39:23 on May 5, 2018 · (Permalink)

Gude

MarchingTrombonist · 31 points · Posted at 20:16:41 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

/u/nostalgiacory

/u/dorphinn

NostalgiaCory · 50 points · Posted at 20:19:23 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yo wtf.

Dorphinn · 54 points · Posted at 20:32:16 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

We’re famous lol

NostalgiaCory · 41 points · Posted at 20:32:50 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

I wish I knew about this post when it was new lol.

Dorphinn · 40 points · Posted at 20:38:50 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yea we could of uhhhmmmm... confirmed it was real...

NostalgiaCory · 30 points · Posted at 20:41:20 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

;)

Jazz-Jizz · 28 points · Posted at 03:34:03 on June 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

/r/suspiciouswink

TudorPotatoe · 7 points · Posted at 09:35:49 on August 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

You might wanna run through that one again. It needs to be more believable guys!

Dorphinn · 38 points · Posted at 20:26:08 on June 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yo wuddup

MidnightMantime · 58 points · Posted at 04:21:42 on March 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is really cute!!

Nekoooooooooo · 23 points · Posted at 05:45:17 on March 31, 2018 · (Permalink)

Found the post!

ijekster · 4 points · Posted at 03:42:48 on April 1, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is this in the fortnite subreddit?

[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 17:49:18 on May 14, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nah, pack a punch is a feature from Call of Duty Zombies. The pack-a-punched ballistic knife would revive downed teammates