Damn white people and their "shuffles deck and draws card" memes about racism against them

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท 564 points ยท Posted at 16:53:42 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


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saywee123 ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 17:15:20 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

joke exists about how some people will call anything white people do "racist"

calls it racist

Well I suppose it was only a matter of time.

Lord-Black22 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 20:10:37 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, we've come full circle. Making fun of people who say everything that white people do is racist is now itself racist...

NeVeRwAnTeDtObEhErE_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:59 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

joke exists about how some people will call anything white people do "racist"

calls it racist

Summed up perfectly!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท -128 points ยท Posted at 17:15:45 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Blacks are truly a mess

DoctorDark3 ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 18:07:27 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not cool dude. If it's not okay for them to do it, it's not okay for you to do it.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท -111 points ยท Posted at 18:10:06 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No! I'm tired of blacks thinking they can get away with being racist savages! Why cant they just act like normal civilized people and stop being 55% of crime when only being 13% of the population? What the fuck is wrong with them?

HinkieGivesMeCummies ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can't tell if this is parody or not.

It's usually super obvious one way or the other, so points for being ambiguous at least

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท -98 points ยท Posted at 18:26:13 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No it's not a parody it's all truth. Seriously, why are blacks just terrible? Why do they have to glorify crime? Why is it that when I got on the bus yesterday it was quiet but then a group of 6 blacks got on suddenly it was loud and I could barely hear my music through my ear buds turned up loud?

tweez ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:54:46 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve had two negative run ins with black guys who desperately wanted to start a fight for some reason but I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s indicative of a whole race. The black college students who are on social media seem overly entitled but so do most of the vocal college age kids and most probably people wouldโ€™ve said the same about my age group if social media was more of a thing then. The black people Iโ€™ve worked with or know to talk to all hate the gangster culture thatโ€™s promoted and have been at pains to point that out (not that they should have to explain themselves if their actions arenโ€™t anything to do with that kind of thing).

How old were the people who got on the bus? You sure that a group of white girls that age wouldnโ€™t be as loud?

People from all groups online are usually the most extreme as theyโ€™re the voices that people point to. A reasonable comment isnโ€™t going to get as much attention as some insane rambling. Donโ€™t let people posting more extreme positions online colour your real life interactions. Most people are ok and couldnโ€™t care less about you one way or another they just want to keep their head down and spend time with people they care about and do what they can to get by. Most people donโ€™t want to make your life worse.

The only logical position is to treat people as individuals and not as a group as Iโ€™m sure you wouldnโ€™t want to be judged by the worst of whatever social group you belong.

White, Black, Asian, middle eastern, we are all one people and should come together as one

...to hate the Jews

HinkieGivesMeCummies ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 19:00:37 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's gonna be a YIKES from me dawg

[deleted] ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 22:28:55 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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HinkieGivesMeCummies ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:54:52 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Using cuck unironically

Yeah that's gonna be an even bigger YIKES from me dawg

AchieveDeficiency ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:35:44 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for confirming that there are more than 1 avowed racist in this thread.

Holoichi ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:28:08 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yeah its a little concerning.

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 03:04:05 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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limeyptwo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:34:17 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No. Just right-leaning subs tend to attract the worst of Reddit. But not everyone is like that.

phylosacc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:40 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You haven't been in subs like r/LateStageCapitalism, huh?

phylosacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:42 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As evidenced by how they all got downvoted?

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:07:39 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's a subtle shift, but if you dig through the comments of threads since this subs creation, there is a growing bigoted leaning.

AchieveDeficiency ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:37 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I should have warned you that you'll get a lot of pushback for even suggesting a partisan lean in this sub... even though, at the same time, they will justify some of the overt racism by claiming there is a lot of natural crossover between KiA and T_D... oh how the irony is lost on most people.

phylosacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:24 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Again, as evidenced by how they get downvoted?

I've been in this sub for three years, did you really think that your pathetic talk of "subtle shifts" like the average conspiracy theorist was going to convince me you were the sole holder of all truth or something?

If so, keep trying. It's fucking hilarious.

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:30:10 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're painting me as something I never claimed to be. I think this sub is going the direction of /r/CringeAnarchy.

phylosacc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:56 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

... Of course you didn't claim to be anything, a conspiracy theorist does actually believe its bullshit.

And you're claiming that this sub is going in a direction it isn't going.

It's like you don't even realize how you shoot yourself in the foot... because you don't.

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:06 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re reaching. Saying Iโ€™m a conspiracy theorist is giving me too much credit.

The sub is definitely going in that direction. Just look how many transphobic and FPH posts get posted. Itโ€™s slow but happening.

phylosacc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:31 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The sub is definitely going in that direction.

Oh, because you say so, it has be true.

You're correct for once: "conspiracy theorist" is overestimating your intelligence.

Just look how many transphobic and FPH posts get posted.

Examples? Oh, right, transtrenders and fat people who are assholes and entitled about it shouldn't be criticized... because you say so, I assume. Because this sub only mocks transtrenders and "fat acceptance" morons.

Pathetic and incorrect, the funniest kind of pathetic.

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:28:43 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why are you so rude. No one was rude. I wasn't rude. Why are you being rude.

https://trevor.shinyapps.io/subalgebra/

If you see here, and input "tumblrinaction," you'll notice the top subreddit that's similar is /r/CringeAnarchy, which is now a hate subreddit. You'll also notice /r/KotakuInAction. Further down the list, you'll notice /r/punchableface (deleted for being a bullying sub), /r/MensRights, and /r/FatPeopleHate.

This isn't coming from nowhere. I never said trans/fat people shouldn't be mocked if they deserve to be mocked. But there are comments that get upvoted in posts about fat people that are shittalking them just because they're fat.

You keep making strawmen that I'm not even saying. You're fighting something that isn't there. You're acting like a 15 year old.

phylosacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:40 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

https://trevor.shinyapps.io/subalgebra/

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Alright, smart guy, do tell me, what makes that guy in any way a veritable source? He isn't and that you even pretended otherwise is... I probably shouldn't say "idiotic" but I just can't think of another word.

But that goes without saying at this point.

This isn't coming from nowhere. I never said trans/fat people shouldn't be mocked if they deserve to be mocked. But there are comments that get upvoted in posts about fat people that are shittalking them just because they're fat.

Again, examples? And don't think I missed that you went from "posts" to "comments" because your case gets weaker with every comment and you can't even help yourself.

Delightful.

You're acting like a 15 year old.

And you don't even get to that level... with all due respect to actual children who do know the value of backing up what they say.

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:44:20 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, take a chill pill.

The dude created an app, as clearly written, that just crossreferences different subs. The info you're looking for is right there.

Posts and comments are both present. Next time one pops up I'll make sure to send it your way.

Why are you so grouchy? You're so aggressive. Chill out. You're acting like I'm attacking you personally by saying that a sub that makes fun of people also has a high amount of racism and other -isms. It's not hard to believe.

Edit: After checking your post history, I can see you're one of the racists and transphobic people I'm talking about.

Taken from your post history:

"There's no "in between" male and female any more than there's "in between" man and woman." https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/94peka/hell_yeah_sanity/e3nj63n/?context=3

"[blah blah blah race is a social construct delusion blah blah blah]

Yes, yes and mastiffs and chihuahuas are also identical." https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/94peka/hell_yeah_sanity/e3on22e/?context=3

"Your pretense of there being more than two genders has no evidence." This is wrong. https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/94peka/hell_yeah_sanity/e3nhr7e/?context=3

"Yes, there is, you mentioned it, and dismissed it by saying it is "superficial" as if the skin being superficial makes it somehow not matter." https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/94peka/hell_yeah_sanity/e3ng75u/?context=3

"That's species; pretending otherwise is only in some PC circles, and it's as delusional as saying that a chihuahua is exactly the same thing as a malamute." https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/8zza0y/im_not_white_im_irish/e2pb7s1/?context=3

The amount of posts you have passing pseudoscience that's been disproven for 100 years as fact is baffling. You're bringing up information proven false and that was used to push eugenics. You're also wrong about the genders, and that's provable.

You're also extremely bitter and seem to fight with everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if you were subbed to /r/braincels.

Edit 2: Also, holy shit, stop using greentext. This isn't 4chan. No one thinks you're cool.

phylosacc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:58:16 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The dude created an app, as clearly written, that just crossreferences different subs. The info you're looking for is right there.

Give me the source code, as far as I saw, the guy just read some old post in, IDK, buzzfeed or something that compared subs and decided that the article was right and so his "app" just returns whatever the article compared.

Posts and comments are both present. Next time one pops up I'll make sure to send it your way.

So you had no evidence for all the stupid bullshit you have said up until this point. Shocker.

It's not hard to believe.

You really don't get it, do you? You guys are great. No, pal, whatever you think is or isn't hard to believe doesn't even remotely matter.

Your perception is worthless, you're nobody and nobody has to agree with you. For that matter, whatever you think, negate it and you're more likely to be right.

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:04:09 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit you're such a bitter twat lmao

I'll keep you posted when I find examples. No, I don't have every example I've ever seen on hand. That's a nonsense expectation.

Edit: Love the last comment. Insatiable need to get the last word so he can feel right. You're a sad little buddy.

phylosacc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:11:21 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"I believe this!"

"Why?"

"Because shut up! I don't have any examples"

A typical exchange between a resident of a mental ward and his/her therapist.

But I don't even have to go that far: the scientific method is a "nonsense expectation"... as said by moronic SJW lost in TiA #1834

De-lightful.

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:15:16 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you understand how proof works?

Claim is made, then evidence is collected to support claim. We are in step 2 of that process. I don't know why you're having a hard time with that. You think people do studies after evidence has already been collected? lol

Go outside. You seem really unhappy. Also, you can have the last word. I can tell you need it so you can feel good about yourself for 'telling off those EssJayDubbyahs.' Go on. Make it a good one. Show everyone how much you need attention and to feel superior.

Edit: As if on cue, lmao

phylosacc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:49 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Claim is made, then evidence is collected to support claim. We are in step 2 of that process. I don't know why you're having a hard time with that.

That's for hypotheses, genius.

You made a statement of fact about a noticeable trend that, according to you, has been going on for years; the only way that claim makes sense is if you actually have examples of this trend showing itself.

Also, you can have the last word.

Hahahahahahaha never, never not a transparent attempt at precisely trying to get the last word.

You guys usually think that'll deter the other person from replying, and maybe it works in whatever echo chamber you crawled out of. But I'm having way too much fun.

Show everyone how much you need attention and to feel superior.

"Everyone"? Nobody's reading this thread pal, it became a link in the main one like 6 comments ago, seriously, how self-important are you? A lot, obviously, all SJWs are.

to feel superior.

"Feel superior"? Compared to what? You? You really think yourself a bar?

stevema1991 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:15 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Arizth ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:23:28 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm conflicted.

On the one hand, this is the sort of racist shit that we really shouldn't be accepting of.

On the other hand, this matches up with my anecdotal experience of mass transit in black dominated neighborhoods, and I'm not certain how I feel about that.

Krynique ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:57:19 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can agree with his point, but not how he makes it.

Tempestblue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:53:16 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you get 6 good friends of any ethnicity together odds are it will be a ruckus.

Just because I roll my eyes when I see a loud group of stereotypical white teenage girls coming, doesn't mean it is reflective on anyone but that specific group.

AnnoyingScootMain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would shut up before you dig your grave even deeper .

MonkeyWithMachete ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:25:48 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can't wait to see your greenext rant on /pol/.

nBoots ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 00:14:25 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is this what professional Russian race-baiting looks like?

no1skaman ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:55:13 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You sound like a cunt.

DrunkWino ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:25:02 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to TiA, Stormfront?

Ragnrok ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 19:01:46 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Welp, this is gonna get screencapped and used as "proof" that we're all a bunch of racists.

DrunkWino ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:05:45 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Like those kinds of people care about proof.

Su-zan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:42:44 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Of course they do. When it supports their beliefs reality has a liberal bent. When it conflicts with their world views facts are racist and truth is a social construct.

Onithyr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:32:29 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It won't matter that we all disagree and downvote it to hell, it's here therefore it "represents" us.

regalAugur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:30 on August 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

someone gonna screencap it and edit the massively negative scores or what

Ragnrok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:50 on August 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"The scores changed after we linked it and a bunch of people went there and down voted it. When I first saw it it was still up voted"

That's what they usually insist, at least

regalAugur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:08 on August 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i almost just find it funny when they call me, a tiny japanese lesbian, a straight white male supremacist anyway

Canadiancookie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:25 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
DoctorDark3 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's wrong with them is a victimhood mentality beaten into them by the left. That being said it's not even close to all of them. We are speaking about a loud minority. The crime statistic can be explained through looking at the financial and cultural status of the perpetrators. Poverty breeds crime sadly. You still shouldn't make generalizations about a group of people for the actions and words of the people we see here. You looked far to long in the abyss.

zartolos ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:12:16 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Poverty may breed crime, but it's rather disproportionate. Cultural factors definitely play a role, but it wouldn't matter if they were any race, just that as a race, they happened to create that culture.

UrethraFrankIin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:15:21 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It doesn't help that a legal system with entrenched anti-black biases still exists in many places (looking at YOU Alabama), and existed explicitly until constitutional amendments arose in the 1960s.

My gf is in law school and brought up one case of the death penalty in the 1980s where a white guy falsely accused a black man of murder. The black man was at a home bbq with 12+ witnesses at the time, and was rebuilding the transmission of the "getaway car" in his driveway with his father. A white guy came to collect a credit payment on furniture and reported seeing him as well. The false accuser then said he wouldn't lie on the stand, but was then compelled by police to do so when he wanted a way off death row. This was in Alabama.

When the black man's lawyer motioned to move the case to a different county to secure a racially diverse jury, they moved to the only county with a largely white (9% black) population because they KNEW they'd secure a death sentence - and did so in 1 day. This happened in the mid 1980s! I can only imagine this shit still goes on all over the place, even if it isn't as obvious.

tweez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:59:10 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did the guy get executed then? I get police being corrupt when theyโ€™re making money or gaining personally from the corruption like in the documentary about the precinct in New York where the police were essentially enforcers for cocaine gangs, but how can someone live with themselves knowing theyโ€™ve made someone lie to get a person the death penalty?

tiredteachermaria ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:33 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think this might be the case in question.

If this is him, he did escape death row. However, he also lost 30 years of his life.

superprez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:17 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

poverty breeds crime

But there are more poor whites in the us than blacks but blacks commit more crime so it can't just be poverty (or slavery) It's about time people stopped excusing people for their shitty lifestyle choices. You would think the best way out of poverty would be to get a good education and thus a decent job, but for some reason being poor makes you drop out of school more than another type of poor people and poverty also seems to make an awful lot of single parent families. Now i'm not trying to claim that racism doesn't exist but to blame all your communities problems on poverty (and white people as it's obviously white people keeping them down) is not helping the problem whatsoever.

AchieveDeficiency ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:08:58 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No! I'm tired of you thinking you can get away with being a racist savage! Why can't you just act like a normal civilized person and stop contributing 55% of the racism on this sub, we all know you have less than 13% of the braincells that an average ape has. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Red580 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This separates the racists and the normal people, because the explanation is simple, the ghetto, even parts of the ghetto with mostly white people have the same increase in crime.

Stattholder_Cramer ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:43:59 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Twats like you are why people think this sub is a hate subreddit.

backfire10z ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:31:46 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is there a way to contact mods? Someone help me out. Iโ€™ve seen this dumbass on 3+ posts talking smack about everything besides white people. He hates blacks, trans people, and whatnot and he harassed those who defend it

LordOfTurtles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:26:59 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Send them a message or report the post

KennyHam ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:00 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have a feeling this dude is just a troll trying to get the sub nuked

Tempestblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:32 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly this would be my guess. Real rascists have their own Hangouts and don't step out if their echo chamber just to get smacked down by average shitlords.

I could almost believe it if it was a rascist triggering the more sensitive subs.

lajer-reddit ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:43:51 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

dude, stop.

SubtleMockery ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:51:57 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Get the fuck out of here. Mods?

Dark_Novak ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:25 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not to gatekeep too hard, but how new are you? The mods have literally only banned one person. You fuck outta here.

This is the wrong sub. I thought this was CA. My fault.

SubtleMockery ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:18:36 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You want to gatekeep against someone telling a racist to fuck off?

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 06:21:58 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Truth

webbaboo ยท 226 points ยท Posted at 17:09:57 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn white people and their

shuffles cards

Memes

lazybeedrill ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 17:39:12 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why we lettin yts get way wid this?

JakeDC ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:10:42 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckin' wypipo.

Krynique ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:58:53 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lmaooooo

fedorcallahan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:55:43 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The D-word counts as a swear word so stop typing it.

greenphilly420 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:38:40 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo.

peeisstoredinmeballs ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:23:58 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

gorilla - nice, take your upvote

fedorcallahan ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:35:14 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BANNED

Holoichi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:29:03 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

at this point im just convinced you are a super dedicated troll. and if so, I respect that.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:43 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I respect uplifting people.

greenphilly420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:22 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:05 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BANNED

Dreamcast3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:47:15 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

D***

fedorcallahan ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:56 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s fine.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:51 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god, youโ€™re still here?

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:30:46 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:06 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I saw you a while ago ranting against curse words and proclaiming people banned. It was hilarious. I figured you would have given up by now.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:32 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I will never surrender to sin.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:34 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™ve picked a bizarre hill to die on, amigo.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:50 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didnโ€™t pick it. I was cursed with this burden.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:15 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

oooOooOOoo spooky

Iโ€™m curious. When you ban someone, do you genuinely believe they will somehow be forced to stop commenting? Or do you just hope they obey?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:25 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I know they will obey.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:00 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay but they donโ€™t. Iโ€™ve creeped your comment history. They curse, you say BANNED, they keep right on posting. It does nothing.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:33 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have faith that it will.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:42 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your faith is directly contrary to reality. Youโ€™re just plain wrong.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:49:51 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Faith IS reality.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:25 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œMy faith says if I tell someone theyโ€™re banned, they will stop responding.โ€

Then the person continues responding.

How do you ignore the fact that you saying banned did not, in fact, have any effect?

Also, I know you say โ€œcheckmateโ€ when youโ€™ve said something you THINK is so amazing youโ€™ve won the argument. You say checkmate waaaaaaaay too often, as demonstrated by the fact that the argument continues after many, many โ€œcheckmates.โ€

Yahtzee.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:33 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ever notice how after I issue a ban the other person ALWAYS eventually stops commenting? Ask yourself if they will still be commenting 20 years from now in the year 2038. If you are truthful your answer will be: no, they wonโ€™t still be commenting. Do you think thatโ€™s coincidence? The answer is: no, itโ€™s the work of the LORD and they are following his BAN command.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People get bored eventually. And theyโ€™ll still use Reddit after your โ€œban.โ€ When they no longer use Reddit, theyโ€™ll still use the Internet. Who knows if Reddit will still be relevant in 2038. They probably wonโ€™t be commenting on Reddit, specifically, because I doubt Reddit will still be around. I am VERY confident that theyโ€™ll be using the internet, or whatever worldwide information sharing system has taken its place. I do not for an instant believe your attempted ban will deter anyone from anything.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:12 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well wherever people go, if they are using swear words I will follow them and ban them. They can run but they canโ€™t hide!

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:13 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And I can ban you. Doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™ll do anything. Even though you say that only you can ban people, my โ€œbanโ€ would be exactly as effective as yours.

Besides, I like swears. A watered down, censored internet would be sad.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:43 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

True happiness is a life without sin, and a truly happy internet is an internet without swears.

And you could never ban me because I never swear.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:39 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I disagree with you. I grew up in a very sanitized, swear free environment. We didnโ€™t even say fart, butt, or shut up, much less acronyms like WTF or words that were derived from swears, like dang or gosh (derived from damn and God.)

It was MISERABLE. I swear now, and I am much happier, my mental health is better, and itโ€™s easier to express myself because I donโ€™t have to think about censoring myself in every conversation.

Also, youโ€™re right. I canโ€™t ban you. You also canโ€™t ban me. You say you can ban me, but that doesnโ€™t make it the case. You may even believe you can ban me, but itโ€™s still not true.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:22 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sin is never happiness. You might trick yourself into thinking it is temporarily, but your swears will always catch up to you in the end.

And how do you explain the fact that I have successfully banned dozens and dozens of reddit users?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:09 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Again, not REMOTELY what I have experienced. I might rather die than go back to the church. I was so miserable I nearly committed suicide a few times over. I feel extremely lucky to have gotten out.

As for your โ€œbans,โ€ you havenโ€™t successfully banned anyone. People you โ€œbannedโ€ within the last week are still commenting on Reddit and still swearing. Just because they arenโ€™t interacting directly with you doesnโ€™t mean you accomplished anything.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:19 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Let me ask you this, and please answer honestly: when you were at your lowest point were you routinely saying swear words out loud?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:24 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Full honesty. You have my word.

At my lowest point, I swore occasionally, but I limited myself to โ€œminorโ€ swears. I realized I enjoyed speaking that way, and realizing that living a life contrary to the things I had been told was rough. It made me feel like my whole life had been terrible for no reason. So I stopped limiting my language at all, renounced my religion, and became happier. When Iโ€™m around my parents and have to pretend to still follow their values (which seem similar to yours) itโ€™s exhausting.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:55 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Limit yourself to exactly 0 swears, not even minor ones. I personally guarantee you will achieve ultimate happiness.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:25 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve done that. Up until Iโ€™d say my second semester of college, I used zero swears. It was awful. It was NOT ultimate happiness. And yes, I was briefly a little less happy when I started to be less rigid, but that was not because of my so called sins, it was because I was realizing that I had lived a dull, constructed life that made me unhappy for no reason other than someone told me to. Iโ€™d liken it to pulling out a splinterโ€” pulling out the splinter might hurt, but after itโ€™s gone you feel so much better. Religion based restrictions on how I could live my life were a splinter.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok think about it like this: if you walked out of your house and got hit by a truck and died, and you found yourself in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, would you walk up to him and scream the F-word at him and spit in his face, or would you calmly and politely ask him if you were being admitted into heaven? If you answer honestly you will have to admit that you would never swear at St. Peter because you know it would effect your own happiness level negatively.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Firstly, I donโ€™t believe in St. Peter. However, Iโ€™ll address this.

You have to consider context. I wouldnโ€™t scream anything at anybody. If I were meeting a stranger or an authority figure, of course I would be polite and appropriate. Cursing would be inappropriate there. I could scream โ€œbeef jerkyโ€ and it would also be unprofessional.

In the right context, swear words can add to a conversation. You donโ€™t believe there is any appropriate context to swears, I know. I disagree.

As for โ€œwholesome talk only,โ€ I think intent is much more important. If I met a friend I hadnโ€™t seen in a long time and they said โ€œbuddy, I missed you so fucking much!โ€ that would make me happy. Not only did they say they missed me, they did it emphatically and in a way that indicated they were comfortable being emotional with me. If they said โ€œI wish you werenโ€™t here because youโ€™re annoying and I hate your face,โ€ that would make me sad, because though it didnโ€™t have swears, it was a mean and hurtful thing to say.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:09 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok think about it like this: would you waterboard a vegan with pigs blood until they choke on it and are forced to injest it? If you answer honestly the answer is no because you respect their beliefs. Then donโ€™t waterboard Decent Christians with swears that their brains are forced to process and injest. Respect all beliefs. Simple as that.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:42 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I do respect beliefs. Thatโ€™s why I havenโ€™t cursed at you. However, water boarding someone is actively trying to hurt them, while cursing around someone who doesnโ€™t like it is not malicious. Itโ€™s just not changing something from the standard. If I hated the color blue, thatโ€™s my problem. The world has no obligation to stop using blue.

To use your analogy: cursing around someone who doesnโ€™t like it is like eating meat in the presence of a vegan. The vegan might not like it, and may even find the sight and the odor offensive. However, the person eating isnโ€™t doing it to harm the vegan. Thatโ€™s just what they eat.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:27 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see your point but itโ€™s not quite right. Once a swear word enters your ear, where does it go? Your brain. And what does your brain do? Process that swear, and you literally have no choice in the matter. Using swear words is the moral equivalent to hog tying a vegan and water boarding them with pigs blood until they swallow some of the blood and their body processes it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:50 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I disagree. Firstly, I disagree because I believe intent matters a great deal. Secondly, a vegan smelling meat, technically, has to inhale meat particles and have them bind to odor receptors in the nose. It would still be unreasonable to ban eating meat in public because a vegan might have to process some. If the vegan is so against it, then the onus is on the vegan to avoid situations in which meat might be eaten. Similarly, if curse words are so offensive to you that you believe anyone using them in your presence (Not at you) is hateful, then the internet might not be the place for you.

You canโ€™t ask others to alter their behavior for you, if their behavior isnโ€™t about you. Hunting down and force feeding a vegan is very different than inadvertently exposing them to meat through your normal day-to-day activities.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:21 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see your thought process, but you still havenโ€™t quite grasped the concept. Think about it like this: not everyone is a vegan, but some people are. Does that mean we are free to drive around in a van and kidnap random people off the street and handcuff them and waterboard them with pigs blood until their stomach fills with pigs blood on the off chance that they are not vegans? No we canโ€™t do that because itโ€™s not kind to do to ANYONE, just like itโ€™s not kind to swear at anyone.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:09 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And I think there are lots of people who donโ€™t mind swearing at all. There are people who I would totally swear at. And there are people who would swear at me. I know you think this โ€œwaterboarding with pigโ€™s bloodโ€ thing is a great analogy, but it really, really isnโ€™t, because it greatly exaggerates the intensity and it completely ignores context and intent.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:12 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Think about it like this: if you were a lifelong vegan would you care about โ€œcontext and intentโ€ if you were strapped on to a table and a group of masked men waterboarded you with the warm blood of a pig they just slaughtered in front of you until your stomach literally burst open and you died from sepsis? If you answer truthfully you will be forced to admit that you wouldnโ€™t care about the context they were waterboarding you under, and you should adopt a swear-free lifestyle.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:21 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Again, what youโ€™re describing is NOWHERE NEAR being exposed to swear words, and if you truly believe it is, youโ€™re actually delusional. I donโ€™t say that as an insult. If you believe swearing around you is the same as a horrific murder, there is actually something wrong with your brain and therapy might be healthy.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:33 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You still arenโ€™t grasping the concept. Obviously they arenโ€™t literally the same act, but the principal is the same. Morally they are equivalent.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:44:58 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Morally, they are not. And if you think they are, then you have a problem.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:58 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you even listening to me? I dont have a problem, Iโ€™m saying we SHOULDNT waterboard vegans with animal blood even if our baser instincts tell us we should. Just like swearing.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:07 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m listening. Of course we shouldnโ€™t waterboard vegans with blood. What kind of person would even think of that? Thatโ€™s not a thing people do.

Swearing IS NOT morally equivalent to whatever twisted scenario youโ€™ve drummed up as an analogy. If you have a problem with me swearing, thatโ€™s not my problem. If you think itโ€™s so morally repugnant you need to compare it to murder, youโ€™re wrong.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:39 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Think about it like this: picture a smug vegan, constantly judging and looking down on others for eating meat. Most people would jump at the chance to handcuff them and drip just a little bit of pigs blood into their mouth in order to knock them off of their high horse a little bit.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:51:11 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What?? No! People would NOT jump at that opportunity. Oh my god, do you really believe that about humanity? Are YOU like that? Thatโ€™s horrible!

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:19 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:49 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not a checkmate. Barely even relevant. And you may be a psychopath if thatโ€™s what you believe the human mind is like.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:24 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The reason I said checkmate was because of the fact that you were judging me for wanting to waterboard vegans with pigs blood in order to get revenge, and Jesus said not to judge others lest you be judged, and that was such a good point that I won the argument.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:21 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I definitely judge anyone who wishes harm on another. Definitely.

And I think judging someone for wishing harm on another is miles different than judging someone for using vulgar language.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:22 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Think about it like this: if you forcibly waterboarded a vegan with pigs blood wouldnโ€™t they be less likely to use swear words afterwards? And wouldnโ€™t this increase their chances of getting into heaven? And if thatโ€™s the case wouldnโ€™t they see the error of their ways and thank you eventually?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:27 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

....no, there are no benefits to waterboarding a vegan with pigs blood. It has nothing to do with their swearing, unless youโ€™re torturing them for the sake of behavior modification, and it has no bearing on their potential afterlife.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:58 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Agree to disagree, but the Bible is pretty clear that the only way to salvation is through His blood.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:06 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And I do not believe the Bible is true. So thatโ€™s probably gonna be irreconcilable.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:48 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But the Bible believes that you are true :) ๐Ÿ˜‡

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:40 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Bible is an inanimate object.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right but it still represents the LORD. Can we at least agree on the fact that swearing is a sin, and that sinners should be forced to change their ways by the use of physical force and coercion, and part ways as friends?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:25 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We cannot agree on that. I do not believe swearing is a sin, and I do not believe it needs to be changed, and I CERTAINLY do not agree that physical force is an acceptable option.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:42 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok letโ€™s try to find some common ground here. In a perfect world, how would you force people to stop swearing on the internet?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:31 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldnโ€™t. I wouldnโ€™t stop people from swearing on the internet.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:13 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I know you wouldnโ€™t in real life, but this is a thought exercise in order for us to find common ground.

What strategy would you implement in order to compel people to use wholesome uplifting language at all times and in all places?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:59 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Firstly, Iโ€™d like to be clear that I donโ€™t think I should compel anyone to speak in any way, and if thereโ€™s a situation where language I donโ€™t like is commonly used, I would remove myself. Itโ€™s not my job or my right to tell others how to speak.

If I were compelled to try and stop them, my strategy would be education.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:51 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Education! Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m trying to do on reddit every day. I knew we would find common ground. I message people every time they swear on reddit and educate them about the dangers of using cuss words.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:44 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your education comes off as condescending and borderline deranged, as well as inaccurate. Itโ€™s as if I tried to โ€œeducateโ€ people that eating lemons would send them to hell. Itโ€™s not true. And providing proof that is meaningful only to me, such as my Holy Book of Donโ€™t Eat Lemons, it wouldnโ€™t change anything. It would make me look loony.

Edit: I typed โ€œaccurateโ€ when I meant โ€œinaccurateโ€

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:20 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mhm. I hadnโ€™t considered that I come across that way to people. I just figured it was sinners desperately holding on to sin and denying the truth at all costs.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:41 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The vast majority of people genuinely do not believe what you believe. Your attempts to force them to live the way you think they should just leaves a bad taste in their mouth.

Iโ€™m Buddhist. I donโ€™t go around screaming it or trying to force others to live by Buddhist tenets, or point out when their actions have bad karma. I just take care of people who need it in visible, tangible ways. I feed them. I give them clothes. And if they ask, Iโ€™ll teach them what I believe or tell them where they can go to learn it. I donโ€™t focus on changing people. I focus on helping them. People are capable of finding their way.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:33 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds noble, but technically itโ€™s the LORD screaming at people on the internet. He is just doing it through me.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:01 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I believe that you believe that. I donโ€™t believe that itโ€™s true. I believe youโ€™re wrong.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:40 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok letโ€™s revisit the water boarding analogy for a minute. Think about the amount of personal satisfaction you would achieve if you tied a vegans hands and ankles together and poured warm pigs blood into their mouth until they inadvertently swallowed some of it. A lot of personal satisfaction right? Now picture saving your fellow brothers and sisters from a sin even greater than smugness: swearing. Thatโ€™s the amount of satisfaction I feel every single day my friend.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:32 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHO WOULD GET SATISFACTION FROM THAT?

Seriously. Normal people donโ€™t get that satisfaction from sadism. Especially not sadism as twisted as what youโ€™re describing. Seriously. Thatโ€™s just sick.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:40 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Calling the LORD a sadist is disrespectful to my beliefs and you know it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:14 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, your god wants to waterboard people with pigโ€™a blood? Or are you just saying your god enjoys causing pain? Because those are the people I called sadists. I didnโ€™t put your god into those categories, but you responded as if I did.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:30 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m just saying God will do all that is necessary to force us to stop sinning and that doesnโ€™t make him a sadist thank you very much!

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:25 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In your worldview, does he enjoy doing it? Because thatโ€™s the definition of sadism.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:01 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As far as I know the Bible doesnโ€™t go into specifics on whether he enjoys stopping sin by force so I canโ€™t be certain, but something tells me he gets a little twinkle in his eye ;)

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:23 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That disgusts me.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:34 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If the LORDs twinkling eye brings shame to you then you need to re-evaluate your lifestyle.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone who enjoys suffering is disgusting to me. If there were a god like that, I would choose not to worship him.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:18 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But he would choose to worship you :) ๐Ÿ˜‡

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:55 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No he wouldnโ€™t, because Iโ€™m not worthy of worship and a god wouldnโ€™t worship a human.

A suggestion: before you try to be clever with your reversals, actually think about what you wrote. You just wrote that your god would worship me. That sounds like blasphemy.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:40 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh right. Sorry I didnโ€™t mean it that way. I said it because sometimes when people say โ€œI donโ€™t believe in godโ€ I respond with โ€œbut he believes in youโ€ and 99% of the time that checkmates them and I win the argument.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:47 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Loose definition of checkmate, but sure. If you think god believes in me, thatโ€™s fine, but you canโ€™t make me change my life based on your beliefs.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:59 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yes I can. I plan on getting several laws passed that would make swearing on the internet punishable by heavy fines and harsh jail sentences. Letโ€™s see who is swearing then pal!

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:10 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s not going to happen. I know itโ€™s your goal, but itโ€™s just not going to happen, both because itโ€™s unreasonable and because laws enacted solely for religious reasons are frowned upon. Separation of church and state and all that.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:46 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s why the church and the state are currently joining forces to form the ultimate power.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:32 on August 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No they arenโ€™t. And a theocracy would be a horrible place to live.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:41 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Think about it like this: whatโ€™s better, 1 person getting into heaven or 300 million people being forced to go to heaven?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:59 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think free will is the idea. Plus, you canโ€™t force people to believe things. How would you like it if Buddhists joined forces with the government and you had to become a vegetarian and listen to sutras and meditate to achieve enlightenment?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:09 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do Buddhists condone swear words?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:06 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s no rule against it.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:42 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesnโ€™t sound very Christian then.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:38 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...itโ€™s not Christian? Thatโ€™s the point? Buddhists arenโ€™t Christian.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:57 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right but most major religions in the world are based on the origins of Christianity (treating others with kindness etc) seems like Chinese people today have forgotten their roots.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:36 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s not at all true. Christianity, like Judaism and Islam, is an Abrahamic religion. Christianity itself has only been around about two thousand years. Lots of religions are older.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:59 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m saying they are based on pre-Christ Christianity. The Bible starts at the creation of the world. Donโ€™t try to pretend that any religion pre-dates the creation of the world.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:42 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The world did not begin six thousand years ago. I used to believe it did, and I doubt you can give me any argument that I have not considered, studied, and ultimately rejected. If you say that the universe is only a few millennia old, you are factually incorrect.

Also, pre-Christ Christianity has a name. Itโ€™s called Judaism.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:49 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If the earth is one million years old then how do you explain the dinosaurs?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The dinosaurs lived over sixty million years ago. We can tell based on how deeply buried their fossils are and through carbon dating. The dinosaurs support an old earth, not a young earth.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:58 on August 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s one theory, but science also proves that God placed dinosaur bones in ancient burial grounds to test our faith. Looks like you failed the test :(

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:51 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can you cite your sources? Peer reviewed and reputable, please. Because I can find scores of research backing up the age of the dinosaurs. Or are you suggesting your god was purposefully deceptive in his alleged creation of the earth?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:07 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My peer reviewed source: the dang King James Bible. Itโ€™s reviewed by my peers daily.

And he just tests our faith by tricks of love.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:16 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I do not accept that source. It is not a scientific source. Were your theory about the young earth scientifically valid, it would have multiple sources of evidence.

Also, I would not accept any sort of relationship with someone who set out to trick me. That person would be deceptive, and I do not like deceptive people. If your god tricks us, I reject him.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:44 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You arenโ€™t really grasping this concept. Think about it this way: what if I told you I was going to give you $1.00, but instead I tricked you and handed you 1 million dollars cash in a duffle bag. Would you reject that trick? Didnโ€™t think so.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:46 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And you donโ€™t seem to understand my concept. I would accept the money, sure, but I would also think you were trying to be funny and just were very bad at it. Whatโ€™s godโ€™s motivation for lying? Also, isnโ€™t lying a sin? Sounds like youโ€™re accusing your god of lying.

I think this is more like staging a crime and then laughing at the police for spending resources investigating it.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:53 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t been able to connect the dots so far. Let me spell it out for you in simple terms: vegan. Waterboarding. Pigs blood. How is that a trick, and donโ€™t you think if the LORD did something this extreme he must have a good reason for doing so?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:04 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re connecting dots that donโ€™t connect. I think thereโ€™s something wrong with you. Iโ€™m sorry to be blunt, but the things you are saying do not make sense.

If god enjoys causing pain, heโ€™s a sadist.

If god tries to deceive us, heโ€™s a liar.

In addition, you have some weird views:

You believe all people would like to hurt other people.

You think swearing is on par with a torturous murder.

You think a theocracy would be good, but wonโ€™t even consider what it would be like to live in a theocracy that didnโ€™t line up exactly with your very specific views.

All of that demonstrates a shocking lack of empathy.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:43 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Having empathy for swearers is the first step on the slippery slope that ends with you saying swear words yourself.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:16 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And thatโ€™s the kind of statement that leads me to believe thereโ€™s something wrong with your brain.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:22 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That is a rude and dismissive statement, and demonstrates a clear lack of empathy.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:28 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I do empathize. Mental illness is difficult, especially if you donโ€™t recognize it.

And I have made my judgements based on the evidence you have presented. I donโ€™t say it to be rude, I say it to point out how you appear.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:32 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So a demand for uplifting language = mental illness? Thatโ€™s a sad commentary. The world truly has descended into swear.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:12 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No. Your fixation on what YOU deem to be immoral indicates some abnormal psychology. Your dividing line is arbitraryโ€” โ€œdamnโ€ is a sin, but โ€œdangโ€ is fine, for example. The King James Bible is the translation that you cling to, even though itโ€™s not the most accurate translation, the most readable, or the most relevant.

You make connections that donโ€™t exist. Thatโ€™s something that points to delusion.

Again, you donโ€™t seem to have true empathy beyond your idea that youโ€™re โ€œsavingโ€ people, even though you arenโ€™t.

Iโ€™m not calling you a bad person. But something in your mind isnโ€™t wired right.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:02 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

While I appreciate this discussion very much, I do not appreciate you typing dirty swear words at me at all. I will not hesitate to bring the full power of my bans down on your head the next time you type the D-word at me.

And the president always swears on a King James Bible when becoming president, so the King James Bible is quite literally his source of power, and the source of power for the entire United States Of America. And guess what: You wont find a single swear word in the whole dang book!

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:22 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not swearing at you. The word is relevant. For that matter, โ€œdamn,โ€ โ€œdamned,โ€ and โ€œdamnnationโ€ are all in the King James Bible. Would you like the references?

Roosevelt didnโ€™t swear on a Bible. Adams and Pierce swore in on law books. Johnson swore in on a Catholic missal. You are factually incorrect.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:53 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right, but George Washington swore on the Bible and that was what gave America it's initial power. Not every single president has to do it, but once in a while they have to because the power levels would go down with time. This is written into the constitution and is mere tradition.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:11 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Please show me where in the Constitution it says the nation gets its power from the President swearing on the Bible. Article and line, please.

And again, I would like you to acknowledge that the Bible has variations of the word โ€œdamn.โ€ It also says โ€œass.โ€

It does not, however, contain the word โ€œkangaroo.โ€ Therefore, if the Bible not using a word makes it a swear, then the word โ€œkangarooโ€ is a swear.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:02 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Bible technically says those words, but the Bible was written by the finger of God and he does a lot of things we can't do like smiting people. So when he uses the D-word he is doing it in his infinite wisdom, and humans do not have infinite wisdom, therefore we can NEVER use the D-word.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:27 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you allow your god to sin? You hold him to a lower standard than you hold random Internet strangers?

Also, you see โ€œdamnโ€ most often in the various Pauline letters, which were written by Paul. I donโ€™t think Paul was god, was he?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The King James version of the Bible was written by the finger of God, not Paul himself. This has been proven time and again by the best archaeologists in the world and at this point is no longer up for debate to reasonable people who accept reality.

And God can't sin. I see how you would be confused because his finger wrote what appears to be dirty harmful swears to the untrained eye. Please keep in mind that it is the LORD writing them, and he works in mysterious ways.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:47 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The King James Version of the Bible was a translation commissioned by King James to distance the newly formed Church of England from the Puritan churchโ€™s doctrine. The translators were given instructions to make sure that their translation upheld political views of the time.

I do not believe the Bible was written by a god. Parts of it were written by Bronze Age tribes in the Middle East, and other parts were written in the latter years of the Roman Empire by a then-minority religion trying to distinguish themselves from the polytheistic doctrines of the time. Please show me the papers from these โ€œbest archaeologists,โ€ as well as the archaeologistsโ€™ credentials.

While youโ€™re at it, you still havenโ€™t shown me where in the Constitution it says that America gets its power from the President swearing on a specific bible translation. The entire text of the Constitution is accessible online, so it should t be hard for you to find.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Constitutional proof: "Whereas Four hundred and eighty-one years ago the rediscovery of this Family of Islands, Rocks and Cays heralded the rebirth of the New World; And Whereas the People of this Family of Islands recognizing that the preservation of their Freedom will be guaranteed by a national commitment to Self-discipline, Industry, Loyalty, Unity and an abiding respect for Christian values and the Rule of Law; Now Know Ye Therefore: We the Inheritors of and Successors to this Family of Islands, recognizing the Supremacy of God and believing in the Fundamental Rights and Freedoms of the Individual, Do Hereby Proclaim in Solemn Praise the Establishment of a Free and Democratic Sovereign Nation founded on Spiritual Values and in which no Man, Woman or Child shall ever be Slave or Bondsman to anyone or their Labour exploited or their Lives frustrated by deprivation, and do Hereby Provide by these Articles for the indivisible Unity and Creation under God of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas."

Biblical Proof: and in acknowledgment of our obligations to God, our obligations to the homeland and the citizens, and our commitment to fundamental principles and our responsibility to Mankind, ... we have amended the existing Constitution"

Checkmate

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude. Thatโ€™s the Constitution of the Bahamas, not the US.

Edit: and the second part is from Bahrain, a Muslim nation. Theyโ€™re referring to Allah.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:59 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but it applies to all nations under God.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:30 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Constitutions only apply to their own nation. And the second quote is from Bahrain, a Muslim nation. So that would be Allah.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes but the Christian God is the Lord of all the other Gods.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:11 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The only evidence you have for your god is the Bible. And the only evidence you have for the Bible is your god. Circular logic.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:01 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I literally just quoted you two constitutions of sovereign nations that prove the existence of God. Do you think the Bahamas is just a made up fantasy land that doesn't really exist?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:07 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think the people who wrote those Constitutions are using the Bible as reference. I do not think the Bible is a valid reference. All of your โ€œproofโ€ derives from the same unreliable source.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:20 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Implying that Bahamanians are unreliable is racist.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I also think youโ€™re unreliable. And lots of white Americans are unreliable. And the Bible is unreliable. I trust proveable science with multiple sources of validation. Please donโ€™t say Iโ€™m racist merely because I donโ€™t think a Bronze Age collection of scrolls is a good basis for a modern government. It has nothing to do with race.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:55 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I also think youโ€™re unreliable.

So you admit that you tend to think of Bahamanians as being unreliable?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:58 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not because theyโ€™re from the Bahamas. Anyone who bases their entire life on unreliable sources is unreliable.

Remember the parable about the house on the rock and the house on the sand? Well, the Bible isnโ€™t true. Itโ€™s sand. Therefore anything built on it is unstable. Science is supported and comfirmable. Itโ€™s rock.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:10 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That sounds like something a racist would say, and I donโ€™t consider racists to be a reliable source for anything besides hate.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:40 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Please stop saying checkmate. Youโ€™re not checkmating anything.

And again, nothing to do with race. If you see it as racism, thatโ€™s just another layer of wrongness.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:58 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't you agree that a lot of racists wouldn't consider themselves to be racist even though they are? And wouldn't you agree that you yourself are a closeted bigoted racist?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would not. I donโ€™t look down on people based on their race. I look down on them based on their incorrect beliefs.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:01 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And Bahamanians just happen to have black skin... Right...

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:29 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re reaching, buddy. If I were racist, I would discriminate against people based on skin color. White people with incorrect beliefs would get a pass. They do not.

I see how youโ€™re trying to give yourself the moral high ground, but itโ€™s a weak attempt.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not the one spouting anti-Bahamanian propaganda. Don't be mad at me just because I proved the existence of God constitutionally, archaeologically and biologically.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:36 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What? You proved nothing. You gave me excerpts from two random constitutions written by people who believe in a god. You have provided no biological or archaeological evidence.

If I believed lemons were evil, founded a country, and wrote a constitution that said โ€œno lemons,โ€ that wouldnโ€™t be proof lemons were evil. It would just be proof that i believed they were. Itโ€™s easy to prove that people believe in gods, but you canโ€™t prove the existence of gods because gods donโ€™t exist.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:40 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

First of all your claim that lemons are evil is ridiculous and unfounded. The Bible says nothing about lemons being evil so we have no reason to believe that they are, and additionally they are inanimate objects lacking the capacity to commit evil acts.

And the archaeologist John Filmore found the remains of Noahs Arc high on a mountaintop.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:34 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your claim that the Bible is accurate is ridiculous and unfounded. My Holy Book of Donโ€™t Eat Lemons says nothing about swear words being evil so we have no reason to believe that they are, And additionally they are just words and lacking the capacity to be immoral.

See how ridiculous that sounds?

And a perfunctory google search brings nothing for โ€œJohn Filmore Noahโ€™s Ark.โ€ There are some sketchy sites saying that they have found arks in Armenia or Turkey. Besides, there may have been a flood in the Middle East years ago, sure. Thatโ€™s hardly the whole world. There isnโ€™t enough water to flood the whole world.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:17 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, that's why God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. Duh.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:40 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With what water? Water cycles. There isnโ€™t enough water. Not in the atmosphere, not in the ground, not in the ice caps.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's why after the flood was over the extra water ascended back from whence it came. Have you even read the dang Bible?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:35 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve read the whole Bible, yes. And when I saw that it described things which were demonstrably untrue, that led me to realize the Bible was inaccurate.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:13 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But you have never read the Bible with a pure heart and true intent.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:05 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you forget the part where I was raised in your culture? I tried so hard to believe. But it made me miserable, and I finally had to stop living a lie, lying to myself, and letting others lie to me. Iโ€™m sorry you still believe these fictions. Theyโ€™re harmful. I hope you get out.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:09 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Think about it like this: if you were raised in a culture of people who waterboard vegans with pigs blood on a daily basis, would you reject everything they ever taught you, or would you just throw out the bad parts and keep the good parts?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:35 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did that. I kept the parts about not hurting people, being honest, and being kind. I rejected the parts about adhering to unneeded rules (like cursing), listening to a cruel and jealous god, and saying everyone who disagrees with me is going to hell.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:11 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's like saying you like binding and handcuffing vegans, but you don't like pouring blood in their mouths. You don't get to pick and choose, you have to do all of it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:18 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s not true at all. Again, if thatโ€™s how you see it, thatโ€™s something wrong with your brain. Are you suggesting that only Christians can have morals or be kind?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:51 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but some people are Christians without knowing it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you forget the ABCs of Chtistianity?

Admit youโ€™re a sinner Believe that Jesus is Godโ€™s son and died for the sins of the world Confess your faith publicly.

You canโ€™t be a Christian without knowing it.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:44 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok you are failing to understand. Think about it like this: hidden Christians.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:39 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Please elaborate. Do you mean Christians who arenโ€™t public because of their situation? Because they still know theyโ€™re Christians.

And does this mean you believe only Christina can have morals?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:36 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m talking about hidden Christians who live among us and hide in plain sight.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:54 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Again, can you clarify? Why are they hidden?

And please answer my question. Do you believe only Christians can be moral people?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:10 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hidden means most people donโ€™t know they are there.

And all moral people are either Christians or hidden Christians.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:38 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People canโ€™t be Christians without knowing it. Being a Christian is an active choice.

I am a moral person. I am not a Christian.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:35 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you truly are moral then you are a hidden Christian. This is proven by Science.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:33 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Again, you canโ€™t be a Christian and not know it.

You say your side is proven by science. Can you show me this proof? The Bible is not scientific proof. It is a religious document. If something is really proven by science, you shouldnโ€™t have a problem finding multiple sources.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:17 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok think about it like this: Think about the best scientist in your family. Do they use swear words? Didn't think so.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:43 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m literally a biologist, dude. Im an entomologist with a focus on organisms biology and behavioral ecology. Iโ€™m the best scientist in my family.

Again, show me your source.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:58 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok then you should know all the science behind Noahโ€™s arc. These are proven scientific facts.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:28 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I know the science of why it isnโ€™t true. There is no evidence of a genetic bottle neck of that magnitude anywhere in the history of any species, including humans. There is no way a boat approximately the size of a modern cruise ship could hold two of every land animal, much less the food needed to support them for a forty day storm and the aftermath. If an animal were caged for that long, the animalโ€™s musculature would atrophy. And there isnโ€™t enough water.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:10 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you admit that itโ€™s biologically probable that a bottleneck occurred if they had the resources?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:45 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No. There was no bottleneck. We can tell that there was no bottleneck.

Do you know what I mean when I say genetic bottleneck? When all of the members of a certain species or population are descended from a relatively small group of individuals, we can see that by comparing their DNA. If every animalโ€™s population had been reduced to two individuals about 5000 years ago, we would see that evidence. Itโ€™s not there.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:11 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right but monkeys look like other monkeys. And lions look like other lions. That is scientific proof that they are all closely related due to the bottleneck foretold by the dang Bible. Thatโ€™s scientific proof that the Bible is true.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:05:55 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Theyโ€™re all the same species. Thatโ€™s all that proves.

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:08:35 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes thanks to the Bible. You asked for scientific proof, I delivered irrefutable scientific evidence.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:01 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You didnโ€™t provide proof of Noahโ€™s Ark, but you did demonstrate that you donโ€™t understand how genetics works.

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You were the one who demonstrated that the divine bottleneck had the Lords fingerprints all over it, and you are a supposed โ€œscientistโ€

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:08 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not at all what I said. I said if there had been a bottleneck, we would see evidence. We do not see evidence. Therefore there was no bottleneck.

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:26:58 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you admit that there was no bottleneck?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:47 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There was no bottleneck. If there had been a flood where only two of each animal survived, there would have been. Since there wasnโ€™t, Noahโ€™s Ark never happened and the Bible is wrong.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:49 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But how do you think the animals reproduced? God truly is great.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:13 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you asking me to give you the sex talk? I donโ€™t understand what point youโ€™re trying to make.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:30 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m saying how could two of each animal reproduce and repopulate the earth without divine intervention? Impossible without God. Even more scientific proof for you.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:45 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re saying that thereโ€™s no proof because a god did it. Iโ€™m saying thereโ€™s no proof because it didnโ€™t happen.

how could two of each animal reproduce and repopulate the earth without divine intervention?

They didnโ€™t. Simple as that.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:36 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well then how do you explain the mechanics of all of those animals having sex with each other then? Explain that with your โ€œscienceโ€

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:29 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Huh? I donโ€™t understand what youโ€™re asking, but I think youโ€™re assuming each animal in a population mates with each other individual, which is not the case.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well they donโ€™t take each other out on dates... Divine intervention.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:12 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So youโ€™re asking how an animal finds a mate?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:36 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Lord guides them to each other through divine intervention. This is provable biological science.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:00 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, not divine at all. Some animals live together in groups, and therefore are always near potential mates. For example, sea urchins tend to cluster to avoid the difficulties of finding another echinoderm on the sea floor.

Some find their mates using chemical signals. Male anglerfish have super sensitive chemoreceptors to track down a female. Once they find one, they never leave.

Some animals have gaudy displays to attract a mate. Male bowerbirds build intricately decorated nests to attract females to mate.

Other animals just chase a mate down. Male dragonflies literally pursue females in midair until they catch her, at which point they latch on with special appendages on their last abdominal segment so they donโ€™t separate.

I can go on and on. Fig wasps hatch all together and the male who kills all his brothers can mate with all his sisters. Green spoon worms are born hermaphroditic, and turn female if they land on the ocean floor before finding a male, and turn male if they find a female before hitting the floor. Humans have a complicated mate selection process due to their advanced brains. Bees and ants have a reproductive class born purely to mate and lay eggs. There are SO MANY ways animals mate.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:34 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes but who put all those methods in place? Answer: God. Even MORE scientific proof. The evidence is piling up against you my friend.

Checkmate

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:06 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t given me any proof. I know you think you have, but all youโ€™ve been doing is spewing nonsense.

All those methods I described evolved. Once there was an ancestor of an anglerfish who could smell a little bit better than all the other anglerfish. So he found a female faster, and passed on his genes for good smelling. Then all his children could smell a little bit better than all the other anglerfish that age, so they found mates faster. Then their children could smell a little bit better than the last generation. That happened hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times, and all the anglerfish who couldnโ€™t smell well didnโ€™t get to have babies. Thatโ€™s how evolution works.

Weโ€™ve seen evolution like that happen. We usually use fruit flies, since they reproduce so quickly they can have tons of generations in a short time. There was an experiment where male fruit flies who secreted a certain hormone that made it hard for females to take subsequent mates were introduced into a population in a lab. After several generations, all of the baby flies had that same trait.

By the way, notice how Iโ€™m using specific examples? Thatโ€™s proof. Just yelling โ€œgod did it!โ€ is not proof.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:27 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have provided three concrete pieces of peer reviewed scientific evidence that God exists. You repeatedly ignore them and keep your head buried in the sand. How can I pull your head out of the sand if you are unwilling to aknowledge facts?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:27 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, if those bits of evidence are, in fact, peer reviewed, then give me links to the associated journal articles.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:52 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s in the American Journal Of Scientific Christianity, June 2017 edition.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:20 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Buddy, I canโ€™t even find that journal online. Itโ€™s not peer reviewed. Itโ€™s not legitimate.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:50 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s available for free as a hard copy at my church

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:31 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But itโ€™s not a peer reviewed, reputable journal. Peer reviewed means itโ€™s gone to a committee of experts in the field who read it, critique it, send it back for corrections and improvements, read it again, and finally approve it.

Any Joe Schmoe can publish in a garbage, for profit journal. Thatโ€™s why people who are serious about their research are selective about the sources they read.

Itโ€™s like the tabloid you see at the supermarket is not the same caliber as the New York Times. Iโ€™m giving you New York Times evidence and asking for the same. Youโ€™re giving me an article from the back of a shady porno.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:32 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well facts are still facts, even if you are afraid of them.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:00 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I could say the same to you. Iโ€™ve given you verifiable facts. Youโ€™ve rejected them and given me unsubstantiated religious ramblings.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:18 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Rude. At least Iโ€™ve given proof.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:48 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t given proof. Youโ€™ve given me nonsense. Youโ€™ve believed lies, and youโ€™ll cling to anything that supports that lie, no matter how weak. I know what thatโ€™s like; trying to defend your faith against a mountain of evidence that says youโ€™re wrong. Of course youโ€™ll accept garbage pseudoscience that agrees with you. It makes it that much easier to ignore the actual truth.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:05 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Huh So all you need to do to refute fact based science is call is nonsense. Today I learned.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:52:08 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you hold up an orange and tell me โ€œfact based science says this is an apple,โ€ itโ€™s still an orange.

You said โ€œarcheological science says Noahโ€™s ark happened.โ€ As proof, you said that John Filmore discovered it. A simple google search killed that one. There were zero results for John Filmore Noahโ€™s ark.

You said itโ€™s in the Constitution that America gets its power from swearing on the King James Bible. As proof, you gave me excerpts from a he constitutions of the Bahamas and Bahrain. That proves nothing about America. All it proves is that the Bahamas has Christianity as its official religion, and Bahrain has Islam. So the information you gave me was totally irrelevant.

You said that the population of every animal was reduced to two. I told you that if it had been, there are certain things that we would see. We donโ€™t see them. So the populations werenโ€™t reduced like that. You said that the lack of proof was proof in itself. That doesnโ€™t even make sense.

You said that since all monkeys look like other monkeys, then there must have been a bottleneck. Thatโ€™s just not how genetics works. Theyโ€™re all the same species; of course they look the same. They evolved that way.

You asked how animals find mates without a god. I gave you multiple ways. You said that the fact that they have all these ways of finding mates is proof of god. So a moment ago, they had no way of finding mates without godโ€™s divine intervention. Now, they donโ€™t need divine intervention because god gave them all these methods. Well? Which is it?

I told you all those traits evolved, and gave you a brief explanation of how. I also gave you specific examples of how we know itโ€™s true not because someone told us, but because weโ€™ve seen it. You said I had my head in the sand.

I pushed for you to provide some sources, and I gave you guidelines for those sources that should be easy to meet. Peer reviewed scientific journal. You cited a year old issue of the American Journal of Scientific Christianity, a magazine so garbage it doesnโ€™t even have a mention online. Not in Google Scholar, not on JSTOR, nowhere. Apparently thereโ€™s a pile of them in your church. That makes it less reputable, not moreโ€” proper scientific journals are published online so scientists everywhere can read them and reference them in their own research.

All this and you still say Iโ€™m the one ignoring facts? Iโ€™ve called your rebuttals nonsense because they are nonsense. Youโ€™re trying to prove to me that your orange is an apple, and every time I tell you why your argument that itโ€™s an apple isnโ€™t valid, you just plug your ears. Itโ€™s still an orange, no matter how much you insist itโ€™s an apple.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:37 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok letโ€™s take your apple analogy to its logical conclusion: letโ€™s say you are holding an apple, but you think itโ€™s an orange (same thing as denying all the scientific proof for the Bible I have laid out). But either way you are walking down the street with this apple. And you are a vegan. From out of nowhere a van pulls up. 6 huge men with guns jump out and tackle you and tie you up tightly with inescapable ropes. They blindfold you and drive you to their dungeon torture chamber- ignoring your pleas to stop. Then they strap you upside down to a wooden board, then they proceed to slaughter a pig over your body so the blood drips all over your body and face. The blood drips off of you into buckets below, which they use to waterboard you with until your stomach bursts because it is too full of pigs blood. Then you lay there and die slowly in agony, alone.

THIS is exactly what denying the scientific evidence for the Bible is like and you are choosing to do it now.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:26 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™ve got a weird boner for this water boarding vegans with pigs blood thing. It was vaguely relevant when you were discussing Christians being exposed to swears. Vaguely. But you bring it up for everything.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:19 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You are just salty because I keep checkmating you with it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:17:30 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m amused because itโ€™s ridiculous and you think it works, and Iโ€™m vaguely horrified because youโ€™re so into it.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:34 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can be into whatever I want. Itโ€™s not a sin because I never allow myself to act on it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:57 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It might not be a sin, but itโ€™s horrifying and shows that you have a deeply broken mind. Iโ€™ll suggest therapy again.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:35 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In this case Iโ€™m using it to point out what a hypocrite you are for denying clear biblical scientific evidence.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:10 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t given me clear evidence. Youโ€™ve given me constitutions from other countries and a garbage journal, and then youโ€™ve told your sick story about pigs blood.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:21 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So if we were bahamanian you would quit being racist and admit the Bible is the proven word of God.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:46 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And weโ€™re back to connecting dots that make no sense.

If I said that grass being green proves that cows can fly, that would be ridiculous. Grass is green, sure, but cows canโ€™t fly and trying to use grassโ€™s color as proof that they could would make me sound crazy. And thatโ€™s how you sound.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:01 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok what proof do you require? Iโ€™ll provide it for you.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:46 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Articles from a peer reviewed, easily accessible scientific journal.

Is this to prove that swearing is bad? Are we back to that?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:20 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok what journals and articles specifically would you like?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:49 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re the one who keeps saying that all this stuff is scientifically proven. Well, show me.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:40 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I am trying .. please just tell me what articles you want and I will gladly show you.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:36 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Have you read scientific articles proving the things you say? Or are you just parroting what others have told you?

If I had the papers, I wouldnโ€™t need you to give them to me.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:59 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you admit the papers donโ€™t exist? Otherwise why wouldnโ€™t you just name them...

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:08 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If papers supporting your theory donโ€™t exist, then your theory holds no water. I donโ€™t know of this evidence you keep citing. You claim to. So go on, show me Iโ€™m wrong.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:19 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you are brave enough to name the articles then I gladly will.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:06 on August 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t know the articles that support you. I donโ€™t believe there are any articles that support you.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:04 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok well if you are satisfied then Iโ€™m satisfied. Now that you know itโ€™s true, the real question is what are you going to do to change your behavior and change your heart?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:49 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tom. Bro. I know itโ€™s NOT true. If it were true, you could prove it. Itโ€™s not true, and thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t have any sources to back up your statement. My behavior does not need changing, and as for my heart, every day I strive to be a kind, thoughtful person.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:39 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well if you truly are striving for that then it sounds like you are already a hidden Christian ๐Ÿ˜‡

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:13 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t believe in god. And I donโ€™t believe in Christ. And I donโ€™t believe in the Bible. And I swear a lot. I am not a Christian.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:37 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But he believes in you ๐Ÿ˜‡ and he believes you have the strength inside you to stop swearing.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:06 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t care to stop swearing. And I donโ€™t need to.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:20 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you care about being burned alive and waterboarded with blood for eternity?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:59 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not going to be.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:42 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have already scientifically proven that if you donโ€™t stop swearing you will be drowned with pigs blood for eternity.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:21 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t scientifically proven anything.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:08 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I provided scientific articles proving God exists, and you have failed to provide a single one saying he doesnโ€™t exist.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:03 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I asked for scientific articles. You gave me an issue of a magazine thatโ€™s not even accessible online. I donโ€™t have to provide evidence something doesnโ€™t exist. Are you familiar with Russellโ€™s teapot?

Also, Iโ€™m not sure you know what checkmate means.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:09 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It means I won the argument because I provided proof and you are unable to.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:33 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What proof? I asked for proof and told you what qualified. You werenโ€™t able to provide any valid proof.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:03 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I demonstrated proof in the form of the divine bottleneck of species and archeological evidence of Noahโ€™s arc. You have 0 proof of your own.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:49 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What? You didnโ€™t give me any proof of a bottleneck. I gave you proof of no bottleneck. The only archeological โ€œproofโ€ you gave me was the name John Filmore, and it was easy enough to see that there was no John Filmore associated with anything relevant to Noahโ€™s Ark.

By the way, if you want to talk Bible stories you might want to learn how to spell โ€œark.โ€ Ark means a big boat. Arc is part of a circle or the path of an electric current.

Every time you say โ€œcheckmate,โ€ it reminds me of that story about playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how careful your strategy, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, poop all over the board, and act like itโ€™s won.

Youโ€™re the pigeon, BTW.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:51 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m talking about the Biblical ark.

And donโ€™t resort to name calling just because you canโ€™t provide proof like I have. Still waiting for that proof that God doesnโ€™t exist... something tells me not to hold my breath because you will fail to provide it and just namecall and make excuses.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:14 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And Iโ€™m still waiting for your proof, so here we are.

All right, letโ€™s get specific here. Do you believe in evolution? Would you like proof of evolution?

Would you like proof of the age of the earth?

Would you like proof that humanity has evolved from early hominids, and hasnโ€™t been around since the dawn of time?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:30 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I gave you scientific peer reviewed proof of Noahโ€™s arc. If you stick your fingers in your ears because you are afraid thatโ€™s not my fault or problem.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:56 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Show me where you gave me scientific peer reviewed proof. Was it the name John Filmore, or was it the mention of the June 2017 issue of the American Journal of Scientific Christianity? Because neither of those qualify as scientific and peer reviewed.

And itโ€™s ark, dude. At least try to sound like you know what youโ€™re talking about. What kind of pastor doesnโ€™t know how to spell ark?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:36 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you are just going to continue to bury your head in the sand in the face of overwhelming evidence? Sounds incredibly scientific... NOT!

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:20 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Again, what scientific evidence? Iโ€™m not seeing it. Can you show me?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Divine bottleneck. Noahโ€™s arc.

Checkmate

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:42 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Please define โ€œdivine bottleneck,โ€ since Iโ€™m clearly not understanding.

And, again, itโ€™s โ€œark.โ€ Are you capable of absorbing new information?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:13 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Weโ€™ve been over this. Monkeys look like other monkeys, proving that they are genetically similar due to the divine bottleneck.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:13:04 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Monkeys look like monkeys because theyโ€™re monkeys. Are you suggesting that before Noahโ€™s ark supposedly happened, monkeys had a greater variety of phenotypes?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:21 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s like saying: gravity works because itโ€™s gravity... very scientific yet again...

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:17:24 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, then, did monkeys look different before this alleged flood? Was there a greater variety of how monkeys looked?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:11 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you admit your approach is unscientific?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:22:54 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nope!

Scientific method is basically this. You gather information, and use that information to form a hypothesis. Then you design an experiment to test that hypothesis. Once youโ€™ve gathered your data, either by running your own tests or by looking at preexisting information. That data can support your hypothesis, or disprove it.

Right now, Iโ€™m trying to track your scientific method. You say that all monkeys looking like monkeys proves that Noahโ€™s ark happened. So therefore, before Noahโ€™s ark, monkeys must have looked lots of different ways. Is that what you believe?

greenphilly420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:40 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is fucking hilarious man please keep this thread rolling

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:48 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have so much patience and I canโ€™t resist a train wreck.

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:08 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Every other day he starts this cycle with a new poor unsuspecting victim. The more I watch, the funnier it gets

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:43 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Every time I think Iโ€™ve reached the center of the crazy artichoke, I find more crazy.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:35 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nope you made an incorrect assumption about the monkeys. Which is unscientific. Plus you have failed to produce a single shred of evidence to support your argument, and I have several times. Looks like you donโ€™t have a leg to stand on.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:53 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, so if monkeys looking the same proves they all came from two monkeys, then does that mean if they HADNโ€™T come from two monkeys, they WOULDNโ€™T look the same?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but who knows what they WOULD have looked like if the LORD wouldn't have intervened with the divine bottleneck? We have no way to project something that didn't happen.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What did they look like before this flood?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:49 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Science has no way of telling us this. The photograph hadnโ€™t been invented yet and no one did any monkey paintings that I am aware of.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:47 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Monkeys are depicted in the cave paintings of Bhimbetka, near Bhopal, India. Those paintings are about 15,000 years old. Not to mention fossils, which are the actual animal.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:33 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Those were both placed by God to test our faith. Looks like you failed the test.

Checkmate.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:46 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, so weโ€™re back to god being a liar.

Pigeon.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:01 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Would you call a magician a liar? God never reveals his tricks.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:18 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would call a magician a man who sets out to deceive someone who consented to be deceived.

The way you describe it, if I donโ€™t believe in a young earth Iโ€™m in danger of going to hell. I look for evidence to find the age of the earth. The evidence I find points me to an old earth. You say god placed that evidence there to fool me into believing in an old earth. Does that mean god wants to trick people into going to hell?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:59 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No you arenโ€™t grasping this concept either. Itโ€™s more like God reveals his trick through the Holy Spirit. People like you are the ones with their fingers in their ears refusing to believe the rabbit the magician pulled out of a hat is real even when it hops into their lap, just because they donโ€™t understand how the trick is done.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:11 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s godโ€™s motivation for lying?

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:09 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can see that this concept is going over your head. Would you call a magician a liar if they were tricking you for your own good?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:26 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A magician is tricking people who know theyโ€™re being tricked. If he were tricking me to hurt me, I would call him a liar. Sounds like your god is tricking people to hurt them. Does your god want people to go to hell?

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:57:28 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No more than a magician wants people to fail appreciate his magic tricks. He wants you to be amazed and he wants you to be saved.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:20 on August 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So in order to save people, he tricks them into not believing in him.

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:17:11 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, Sometimes people need specific tests of faith placed in front of them in order to overcome them and grow stronger. I assume.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:24 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That doesnโ€™t make any sense. If god wanted us to believe one thing, why is he giving evidence to the contrary? Sounds like a jerk.

fedorcallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:44:50 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Think about it like this: How many people do you interact with on a daily basis that you could easily kidnap and waterboard to death? Probably several. God places these people in our lives as a test of faith.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:47 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t want to waterboard anyone. Not waterboarding people isnโ€™t much of a test.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:22 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Understandable. What is something you are tempted to do but resist?

greenphilly420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:27 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not fucking bitches, that's for sure

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:36 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Using the F word is not allowed here. You are: BANNED

greenphilly420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:01:51 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. Fucker

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:01 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eat ridiculous amounts of potato chips. I resist not because it is a sin, but because it will make me unhealthy. God didnโ€™t invent potato chips as a test, man invented them to be enjoyed in moderation. But please, tell me how potato chips have a deep spiritual purpose to lead us astray.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:09 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well, why did God allow potato chips to be invented?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:57 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

God had nothing to do with potato chips. Potatoes evolved. Man evolved. Man ate potatoes. Man figured out new things to do with potatoes. Tada! Potato chips.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:32 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then how do you explain the fact that human beings have the capacity to make choices that change the course of our lives, but potato chips have no such capacity.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:51 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Human beings have very good brains. Potato chips do not.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:53 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right, but why? Why are humans supreme stewards of the earth and potato chips are doomed to be mindless snack items? Because God CHOSE us.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:40:02 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...potatoes are plants. They never evolved brains. Brains are necessary in order to make advanced decision. Humans evolved big brains.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:29 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:04 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you seeing every atom in the universe was chosen for a specific action by god? But then who made the atoms that make up god?

Checkmate

PeppersPizzaria ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:34 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Aww, man, mods got it.

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:10 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was super happy when I realized we were seriously about to delve into why potatoes donโ€™t have brains.

stevema1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:23 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love that this dude will actually explain the science behind everything and you keep saying "Because God did it"

You're like a toddler that asks why over and over until he gets smacked

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:25 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I seem to be the only true scientist on reddit, because I account for the LORD.

greenphilly420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:40 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Our lord Cthulu? Any other lord is made-up, blasphemous, and considered a religiously motivated hate crime by me.

The FBI is coming to your house. Prepare to turn yourself in. That's right. You're fucking dead kiddo

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:25 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I will report YOU to the FBI for online swearing and harassment.

Checkmate.

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:36 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Could you provide me a link to this FBI reporting place? I need it for uh.... something

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:32 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Man, I am the QUEEN of the โ€œWhyโ€ game. Iโ€™ve gone all the way down to the DNA level with a four year old. And the four year old eventually got the general idea. Obviously it was simplified, but I was super proud.

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:41 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That 4 year old sounds way more intelligent than this guy lmao

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:03 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck do you hope to gain from this satire?

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:18 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Player 2 has joined the game!

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:08 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I used to copy and paste

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo."

On every one of his comments just to fuck with him but then the admins actually banned my account on his behalf ๐Ÿ˜ 

PeppersPizzaria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:45 on August 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I must have gotten patience through my sinful Buddhism and sinfuller science education.

fedorcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:55 on August 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry but I forgot to say checkmate after I typed that, but it was a strong enough point to win the argument so I will say it now:

Checkmate.

greenphilly420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:16 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No

Dreamcast3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:48:18 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hate it when white people complain that other people are racist against them

Tempestblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:05:37 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Meme envy is realio

2Karl ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 17:03:37 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have no idea what the fuck this guy is talking about

MrMumble ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 17:05:35 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Claiming that the shuffles deck meme is somehow racist against minorities

specialopps ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:12:51 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you donโ€™t mind me asking, do you know why? That part confused me.

OneMoreGinger ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:38:26 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The meme works by belittling the concern that it is used against. If a black person says that something innocuous is racist, and then a white person uses the shuffle deck meme about their complaint, then it is being used to invalidate the original complaint. The person in the OP is saying that the belittling usage is racist for that reason

ModmanX ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 22:44:14 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

An example

Person 1: white people who are just sitting there eating meat sandwiches triggers me because I don't have one

Person 2: darn white people and their.... *shuffles deck and pulls out card* delicious sandwiches

bearded_fisch_stix ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 17:17:50 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"i got called out on my bigotry and need to deflect"

UrethraFrankIin ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:19:00 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The "no you!" response has evolved since elementary school.

kyliejennerinsidejob ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:56:38 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah... its "no u" now.

UrethraFrankIin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:19:19 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Very true. I guess I should've said it's just been dressed up in the form of longer sentences. The core of it is the same.

Talbooth ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 17:32:22 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn white people and their

*shuffles deck, pulls card*

shuffles deck meme.

ladymiku ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 17:48:22 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did Tumblr OP even go to third grade? What is this illiterate nonsense?

DonKeedick12 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I genuinely feel like Iโ€™m having a stroke reading this

Beowulf891 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 17:34:28 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This person is unbelievably uneducated. The stupidity is mind-numbing.

SinclairBird ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:43:49 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn white people and their

shuffles cards

Damn white people and their

shuffles cards

Damn white people and their

shuffles cards

Damn white people and their

shuffles cards

horribad54 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:00:57 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Somebody stop this madman. He's reached the end of the meme.

Zmanwarrior ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:18:13 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Snap out of it! Slap

FappinBob ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:53:32 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing this person would cry racism when passed over for a job...

DrunkWino ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:23:12 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guess this person would cry racism within a day of starting a new job

segfaultca ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:26:51 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing this person would cry racism to excuse not getting a job

ArcticCrumpet ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:15:29 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What language is this

WO_Schrodinger ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 01:39:28 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"woke"

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:16:10 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thuganese

HinkieGivesMeCummies ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I literally can't understand what this says. It's unreadable to me.

Don't know if that says more about me or them

blackbirdlore ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:43:25 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I may... Ahem

White people are making jokes out of the legitimate concerns of persons of color. That's racist. Why are we letting white people get away with it? (Sarcastic LMAO's excluded for clarity)

HinkieGivesMeCummies ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:53:47 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit "yts" is supposed to be "whiteys" that changes everything. I thought they were referring to youtube lol

blackbirdlore ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:04:57 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to TiA, where half the fun is deciphering coded messages.

Gestacipo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:39:49 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

anyone who can figure that out gets an automatic speech 100

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:10:49 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ya'll, I'm gonna rant.

lmao. whiteys are joking around, throwing out their "damn white people and their...shuffles cards" meme. lmao, hey, becky (white person name used with derogatory intent), that's racist as fuck, and you know it. lmao. Fucking clowns.

I swear you all make memes about black people struggles (this part is illegible even when translated to english and I dont know what it means)

, so instead of listening to a person of color, you belittle genuine concerns from them. lmao. Why are we letting whiteys get away with this bullshit?

PARAPHRASED:

White people have this meme that makes fun of racism against white people, implying the racism is unfounded, instead of pure, legitimate racism that is valid, and using that meme is dismissive of the opinions- which hold more weight- of people of color, and thus racist against them, which is the invalid kind of racism, since it's against people of color.

TL;DR "I am extremely racist against white people but am also simultaneously too stupid to understand that's racism and bad".

AntiqueT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:31 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What a thorough translation.

Gestacipo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:46 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

speech 100

CondensedBemusement ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:05:30 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This would be why AAVE is a path to poverty.

Just saying.

taterNubbin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:55:30 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Uhoh, we're getting meta

erraticpaladin5 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:35:01 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn white people and their shuffles deck and draws card โ€œDamn white people and their shuffles deck and draws card memesโ€

Shepholomon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:53:17 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Y we letting yts get away with this bs?"

My best anwser would be if it wasn't for blm lineing up for didendo muffins out side starbucks in major cities, maybe yalls organization skills are crap. And guns. Guns is my second awnser.

specialopps ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:52:15 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh for the love of god. This is what itโ€™s come to? Like, hey, Magic Eight Ball, what should I blame the other one for today? I donโ€™t want to know how much lower we can get. And thank you for the response!โ€™

Leon_the_loathed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:39:14 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn whiteys and their...

Shakes magic eight ball.

Shuffles deck memes, so racist.

Lord-Black22 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:08:57 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn white people and their

shuffles deck and draws card

Humour

brokensilence32 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:10:28 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you put extra "o"s in your "lmao"s?

kyliejennerinsidejob ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:59:21 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

laughing my ass off off off off off off

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:55:08 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

so this is what getting cancer feels like

phylosacc ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:17:57 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say this was written by a child, but I've seen many children who write better than this.

Waghlon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:40:58 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

deck shuffling intensifies

Daghi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:06:15 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Side note: could you imagine calling every black girl shaniqua or something?

Also this meme is hilarious and these tumblrites are vacuums of humor.

morethanjustasloth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:24:15 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This person probably identifies as a stroke.

PunchMate ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:31:13 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People of color folk...

Do they even know what their own words mean anymore?

saltedalmondhoney ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pressed like a Panini. I'm so glad that meme rustled a few racist jimmies.

GrumpyAndProud ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:03:19 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I am happy to listen to any person as long as they communicate with clarity and using reasonable grammar. So I guess not this dude. Also, what sort of a tool shortens people of colour to POC? Why is this a thing?

M6D_Magnum ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:53:40 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't speak ghetto. I'm gonna need a translation.

IronicJeremyIrons ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:06:37 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Excuse me, I speak jive.

limeyptwo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:38:40 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Surely you canโ€™t be serious!

Zestir ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:35:52 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

hey becky thats racist af

Do they not get that calling white people Becky is racist in of itself?

Or are they just going to go down the 'you can't be racist towards white people' route.

specialopps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:03 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck does that even mean?

tomdobs55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:42:34 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see English words here. None of them seem to make any sense though

A-Teddy-Bear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:25:26 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just look through this dudes post/comment history, he is a racist.

Onithyr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:38:28 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He's pretty much proven it with every comment he's made within this thread.

A-Teddy-Bear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:19 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure people didn't assume he was being satirical in this thread.

KneeSeekingArrow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:23:46 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Great, OP is just as batshit crazy as the SJW's.

lemskroob ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:27 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can't even understand what that says.

SuburbanSwine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:55 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I dont know what any of that means

YoshiPilot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:06 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yo wtf does that mean

JTizzle495 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:32:45 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve noticed that these rants are a lot funnier if you read POC as proof of concept.

DrAntagonist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:38:58 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn YouTubes.

Palpator_Empatine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:04:38 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was able to understand a full 5 words in that "rant"

welliwanttowelliwant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:48 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It needs to go back to third grade. It (xhe?) is clearly unaware of what punctuation is.

โ€œi swear yalls be meme about black pplโ€

Also it is incapable of spelling yaโ€™ll.

tetchedparasite ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:27:22 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

fucking hell a grammar Nazi would gas that entire comment, ENGLISH YOU FUCKING MOGOLOID!

limeyptwo ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:33:13 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with you here, but I have to downvote because of your flair. Thatโ€™s really offensive, even for here.

Says_HappyCakeDay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:08:04 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Offensive is being generous, its downright racist

limeyptwo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:38:00 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah.

[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 18:07:53 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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stevema1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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WO_Schrodinger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:07 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OP is disgustingly racist. Cunt.

lazybeedrill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:43 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Learn to spell, you miserable wretch xD

PapiLuigi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:31 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

her english makes me fucking racist this hurts to read

specialopps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And when did I become yt?

TheresEyeInMyDirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:53 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ComicBookFanatic97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:24 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If this person is truly upset and concerned about this, why are they laughing so much?

SubtleMockery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:38 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What?

Zerox_Z21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:55 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn white people and their shuffles cards!

MildlySpastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:21 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit wtf that dude is talking about

Sad_Broccoli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:59 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What does yts mean?

Edit: Oh, whites?

HumicShit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:43 on August 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This was the dumbest thing I have read in a long time

Rocky117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:33 on August 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Im a little confused. what is a "YT" Like where they say "we letting yts get away with this bs"

RAfordaG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:02 on August 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They need help. I have no idea what this says. Their argument will be valid when they learn to spell correctly.

TacticusThrowaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:55 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Except when POC disagree with SJWs, they get even more upset than when a white person does it.

Ihateregistering6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:20 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I honestly think this might be satire, because it reads like what a person would put down if they were told "write what you imagine a black woman who thinks she's woke would write, and do it in the most stereotypical way imaginable".

DrAntagonist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:38:40 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You could say that for literally every stupid thing anyone said.

OnionGuy12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:54:04 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does this bitch speak fucking English? Hey, guess what? Some random eastern european guy speaks English better than you do!

mmethylphenol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:53 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, I don't speak millennial...

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:52 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can barely read this wtf I hate how these people talk

smackythefrog ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:44 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Black folks need to pick their battles. The card shuffling meme is overplayed.

Hilarious the first time I saw it. Stupid and beaten like a dead horse when it was overused.

L00minarty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:20:30 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What language is this?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:16 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thuganese

[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 17:43:04 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ JGV_BL_YAOI ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:26 on August 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The way blacks act and the shit show their whole "community" is I'm so thankful I'm white

xDrSchnugglesx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:17:53 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ll speak on behalf of other white people and say weโ€™re not happy youโ€™re white.

DrAntagonist ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:48 on August 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well his comment is controversial, so it has about the same upvotes and downvotes. Do you think black people are the ones upvoting it?