I got a 3, a 2, and a 5. Add my modifier of +2 and i got a 12. Is that enough?
zani1903 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly, Dad's Gender has an armour value of 13. Your attempt to comprehend xir gender instead ends up with an extremely small black hole forming in your brain, killing you and everyone within the immediate vicinity instantly.
Hrondir ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:36:21 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does that give it away? It sounds like theyre trying to make the little kid sound "cute"
SplurgyA ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:10:29 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely. This on the surface seems innocuous but it's really bloody creepy to read and the tags confirm that it is not childcare advice. I found it by trying to google "genderfluid daddy" (looks like the original post has been deleted)
ziekktx ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:27:12 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Google targeted ads must be all over the place.
SplurgyA ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently my Google adsense interests include "Dolls & Accessories", "Metal (Music)", "Primary & Secondary Schooling (K-12)" and "Olympics". Weird, but thankfully not too terrifying.
jhib456 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:57:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell did I just see? I'm afraid to look any further, I feel like some kiddy porn's about to pop up...
Don't worry. Caregiver/little isnt necessarily the same as pedophilia, the admittedly I'm sure it happens more often than other fetishes. Little space type blogs are usually non-sexual
This was the first thought I had. As well as the giggle bit. Ugh...tumblr is so fucking bent that an interaction between an actual child and their parent IRL in text form can sound like a fetish...
showers furiously
Zian64 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:06:43 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure this is a fetish thing. I'm very comfortable with both my parents, but I'm pretty sure they would take me to the psych ward if I talked to them like this.
r2d2_21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:56:40 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, in this instance it's the parent being genderfluid, and teaching their kid about it.
I feel like this a thing that must be googled to be fully understood. It stands for 'daddy dom little girl', if that helps you any... /r/eyebleach for after, if it's not your thing.
r2d2_21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:53 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on how much internalized whiteness you got. Like, that black kid from The Blind Side, he white now.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:52:11 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, here's my problem. Science has found evidence of gender dysphoria. I accept this, and can understand transgender. Gender fluidity hasn't been studied, and I doubt any genderfluid people will allow themselves to be studied. So, scientifically, I can't accept it. Multiple personality disorder is the only thing that makes sense. But noooo we gotta accept them no matter what.
Gender dysphoria is listed in the DSM-5 published by the American Psychiatric association. Being gender fluid really boils down to having episodes of dysphoria. That's a crude way of explaining it, but that's more or less it.
I'd like to hope this shit would have been cut short right quick had this been a supervised interaction. But these days the social worker would probably go home and embellish the tale on their blog and add some external oppressive force to be overcome into the mix for good measure.
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Valanga1138 ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 11:28:07 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roll 3d6 to know if it's your dad, your mom, Bob's great grandfather or a Tarrasque
Kartoffelkopf ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 12:57:57 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
UMMMM??? I'm a Tarrasque-kin??????, don't appropriate my culture????
Valanga1138 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:09:33 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't blame me, blame patriarchy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
*Patriarchy(TM) FTFY
Valanga1138 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:48:30 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Property of Shitlords Inc. (dawnoftime-2016)
Ekat_clan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:53:56 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm patriarchy-kin and am offended
freezi42 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:46:54 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What happens if I triple crit
Valanga1138 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 13:58:56 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pronouns get banned from the multiverse
freezi42 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:02:55 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is it a dex modifier for deciding my pronouns?
Valanga1138 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:06:56 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guess it's Int modifier
vjmdhzgr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:41:45 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A negative int modifier.
Valanga1138 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:50:56 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, it's the only way to make pronouns gi away
BobSilverwind ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:44:21 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In my dnd universe Bob is the name the creator chose for his human for... so...
I giggled at this
OccamsAxe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:11:17 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got a 3, a 2, and a 5. Add my modifier of +2 and i got a 12. Is that enough?
zani1903 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sadly, Dad's Gender has an armour value of 13. Your attempt to comprehend xir gender instead ends up with an extremely small black hole forming in your brain, killing you and everyone within the immediate vicinity instantly.
Hrondir ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:36:21 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so...I unlocked the good ending then?
Valanga1138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't ask me... Go ask mom. Or dad. No wait, it's saturday, she feel like being aunt Petunia today
GoldenSteel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:17 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, she has the frying pan! Get out of here, Harry!
TrueSneakyDevil ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:35:28 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Them are a wixir Harry!
Aurondarklord ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:37:32 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
GOD DAMMIT!! I rolled Tarrasque again...oh well, guess it's time to roll up a new character...
ExtinctForYourSins ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:30:20 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Bob! Yer uncle!
DaskaDuska ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:25 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Gazebo.
GuyWithFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:37 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
As long as it's never a fucking Howler. Fuck those fucking things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:27 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But what if they're a metagender? Or a Beholder? Check your fucking privilege.
Valanga1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:38 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Roll 2d6 for privileges
TanithArmoured ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:16 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking min/maxers
idfkcocklebread ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 11:22:26 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this an actual parenting fantasy or a daddy/mommy Dom fetish fantasy? The detailed and affectionate ones are usually fetishy
Fucking hell
reallycooldragon ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 18:50:11 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm betting on it being a fetish thing. The "stinky butt side" gave it away for me.
barberererer ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:21:33 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck kind of person ever says that
KamaCosby ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:29:16 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well to be fair my dad is normal as far as dads go, and he calls us "stinkerbutt" which, looking back on it, is a weird thing to call someone
barberererer ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 23:18:42 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That is 10000x more tame and appropriate than the use of stink butt in OPs post
RemyMoonshine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:13:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not that weird seeing as he probably had to wipe your ass at multiple points in his/your life.
pokemon_fetish ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:23:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Jealous.
reallycooldragon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:55:12 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People in a Dd/lg relationship? No fucking clue. Not even most real children talk like that.
NinjaDog251 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:21 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
How does that give it away? It sounds like theyre trying to make the little kid sound "cute"
SplurgyA ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:10:29 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely. This on the surface seems innocuous but it's really bloody creepy to read and the tags confirm that it is not childcare advice. I found it by trying to google "genderfluid daddy" (looks like the original post has been deleted)
ziekktx ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:27:12 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your Google targeted ads must be all over the place.
SplurgyA ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently my Google adsense interests include "Dolls & Accessories", "Metal (Music)", "Primary & Secondary Schooling (K-12)" and "Olympics". Weird, but thankfully not too terrifying.
jhib456 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:57:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell did I just see? I'm afraid to look any further, I feel like some kiddy porn's about to pop up...
naomi_is_watching ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:25:56 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. Caregiver/little isnt necessarily the same as pedophilia, the admittedly I'm sure it happens more often than other fetishes. Little space type blogs are usually non-sexual
pokemon_fetish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:24:52 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's Stefonknee's tumblr blog.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:56:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one who thinks that:
A: Stefoknees adoptive "family" is going to be found murdered in their beds.
And
B: Stefoknee is most likely an unusually cunning pedophile?
Seriously. Man in his 40s wants to play with little girls all day.
It's super creepy.
pokemon_fetish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:51:36 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lives in my city actually. My brother's girlfriend knows this person from around apparently.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:46 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would not be comfortable being in proximity to someone who is that crazy.
pokemon_fetish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:53 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would sit down with them and ask real questions.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:04 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It could be interesting.
I wonder if anyones tried getting a AMA going.
clomjompsonjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:50 on January 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was the first thought I had. As well as the giggle bit. Ugh...tumblr is so fucking bent that an interaction between an actual child and their parent IRL in text form can sound like a fetish...
showers furiously
Zian64 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:06:43 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if fetish or ramblings.
securitywyrm ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:15:28 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why not both?
pokemon_fetish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:46 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's kind of what I do here.
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:27:50 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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ASharkWhoWalks ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:19:46 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And we'd all back away slowly....
freakwoods ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:28:17 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Speak for your self
pokemon_fetish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:32 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ditto
freakwoods ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:21 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only you could be seaking out bad Pokรฉmon puns from this.
pokemon_fetish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:07 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I knew you loved me!
pokemon_fetish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:10:30 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd only be backing into my boner.
It's like running from a sniper. You'll only die tired.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:57:48 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tired, screaming and covered in bodily fluids.
kandinskysghost ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 16:26:37 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me: I need a hug Daddy.
Daddy: How dare you misgender me! I'm having a panic attack and I'm crying so much I can barely tag my Tumblr post! Go kill yourself!
wookiee1807 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:27:38 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Daddy's "stinky butt side"
PekingSaint ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:06:41 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
giggles
VulpesFennekin ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:34:12 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure this is a fetish thing. I'm very comfortable with both my parents, but I'm pretty sure they would take me to the psych ward if I talked to them like this.
r2d2_21 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:56:40 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, in this instance it's the parent being genderfluid, and teaching their kid about it.
QUEENROLLINS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:16:13 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it's DDLG.
r2d2_21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:33:02 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I have to ask, what is DDLG?
QUEENROLLINS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:48:07 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this a thing that must be googled to be fully understood. It stands for 'daddy dom little girl', if that helps you any... /r/eyebleach for after, if it's not your thing.
r2d2_21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:53 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
... interesting
janiceian1983 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:54:45 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I feel like I need to bathe?
pokemon_fetish ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:13:22 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're white.
Nightlock13 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:09:20 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Am i the only one wondering about the butthole comment?
_RRave ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:29:07 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
We all are friend, we all are
ASharkWhoWalks ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:00 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
100% sure its a fetish thing
_RRave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:05 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From your name, I 100% trust you
pokemon_fetish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:21 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have been in some butts. AMA.
_RRave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:09 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your name raises a lot of questions. When did your daddy issues begin?
pokemon_fetish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:30:16 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I never knew my dad. So it must have been pretty young.
I was isolated from the Native side of my family so I never got the support I needed.
Thanks to my education on tumblr I realize I am not alone. I am Two-Spirit and part brick.
[deleted] ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 11:10:18 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Genderfluid just seems like another way of saying multiple personality disorder
Ondrikus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:07:38 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, if you have multiple personality disorder, you're a multiple/plural, you insensitive, transphobic, racist cishet
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:45:10 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I clearly should've checked my privilege, but I'm not white so I'm not that horrible. /s
pokemon_fetish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:45 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Depends on how much internalized whiteness you got. Like, that black kid from The Blind Side, he white now.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:52:11 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
See, here's my problem. Science has found evidence of gender dysphoria. I accept this, and can understand transgender. Gender fluidity hasn't been studied, and I doubt any genderfluid people will allow themselves to be studied. So, scientifically, I can't accept it. Multiple personality disorder is the only thing that makes sense. But noooo we gotta accept them no matter what.
notsostandardtoaster ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:00:35 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I guarantee you that there are plenty of genderfluid people out there who would be willing to be studied.
barelyonhere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:29:31 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be studied.
Gender dysphoria is listed in the DSM-5 published by the American Psychiatric association. Being gender fluid really boils down to having episodes of dysphoria. That's a crude way of explaining it, but that's more or less it.
_Radaghast_ ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 11:37:02 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
so creeper I can't believe it's not mineraft.
Wild_Hunt ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:31:51 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This screams in need of mental health treatment ASAP
pokemon_fetish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:30 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to hope this shit would have been cut short right quick had this been a supervised interaction. But these days the social worker would probably go home and embellish the tale on their blog and add some external oppressive force to be overcome into the mix for good measure.
wookiee1807 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:16:50 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking creepy.
thekindlyman555 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:12:51 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's misgendering it...
funnyplanz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:26:47 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
deleted What is this?
pokemon_fetish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:18:42 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure Satan wants nothing to do with this one.
Tam-Honks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:08:04 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
She's not talking about her father.
ry751410 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well this made me tremendously uncomfortable.
pokemon_fetish ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:05:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I knew saving this image for future use was a good idea.
E:
On a camping trip:
"Mommy! A bear! Get Daddy!"
"I'm sorry honey, I feel like Mommy right now."
In the local paper:
Genderfluid Family Killed By Bear
emperorhirohito ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:41 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This post makes me feel physically ill
ChaosOpen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:47 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:35 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Vomit?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:34 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Is this real life?
engineeringgirl123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:07 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/cringeanarchy
adamsandleryabish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:21 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Norman Bates?
anth0cyanin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:16 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
....I'm gonna go take a shower now.
juan_004 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:51:23 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Pommy?
SleepyBojazzles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:12:47 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's shitty, cringy posts like these that make genderfluid people look like fucking idiots.
Earthbound22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:00:59 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
_NotAPlatypus_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:17:11 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If he's feeling more mummy you should really put him back in his sarcophagus.
servontos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:06 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My mom is dad!
KiteStringPopped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:02 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like something from a David Lynch movie...
French__Canadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:34 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What?
subtlesocialist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:33:42 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did i just read?
dare3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:45:22 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me: Who are you now Dad? Dad: I'm a totally new creation, and I hate you now.
Mitsuki_Horenake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:32 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...you could just call them by their name, then kid.
ehaig10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:24 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thathappened
bark___bark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:04:00 on January 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i never want to see either of those words again.
pieinabutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:54 on January 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, its a little weird, but there's nothing offensive about this like the other ones on this sub
Original_Trickster ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:07:55 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Creepy as fuck
PM_ME_GOBLINS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:32 on January 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not the only one with a boner now, right?!