Got him

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ how-was-your-dinner ยท 24590 points ยท Posted at 14:46:27 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)


ClockworkSnowbird ยท 3079 points ยท Posted at 17:04:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I love that you can see the exact moment the little boy realized what he said

PlayFree_Bird ยท 904 points ยท Posted at 20:22:04 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is the part of the episode where the music starts to swell to match Sam Waterston's gradually increasingly intensity, and then he goes quiet and finishes with an understated "No further questions, your honor."

joshg8 ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 21:10:27 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

DICK. WOLF.

Methadras ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:38:12 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Richard. Dog.

pinsandladders ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:40:29 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Cock. Canine.

cyanydeez ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:07:54 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

DUN DUN DUUUN

jarodney ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 22:20:54 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's. .... Dun Dun

ledhead224 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:47:30 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There is no third dun you uncultured swine

mpykonen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:29:22 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I was hoping for a "username checks out"

very_bad_programmer ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 21:49:57 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This little boy is going to become an excellent liar, his dad's creating a monster

SickRanchezIII ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 22:52:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Im pretty sure this was a lesson on teaching him why it is silly to lie

shill779 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:37:53 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œI want the truthโ€ โ€œYOU CANโ€™T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!โ€ โ€œDid you order the code red!?โ€ โ€œ youโ€™re goddamn right I ordered the code red!!โ€

LoveThySheeple ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:24:30 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I loved how the video stopped before the dad started beating his kids ass

ATinySnek ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:28 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well it is easier to beat someone's ass with both hands, to be fair.

EdocKrow ยท 661 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

I was working from home and the following happened.

Hears 4 year old son arguing with mom.

Son: "I didn't eat it. Sister did."

Mom: "Sister was in the other room."

Digging deeper Son: "I didn't eat it. Sister opened it and ate it."

Mom: "No she didn't she was in the other room with me. And you're going to your room for lying to me."

Son: "I didn't eat it, I don't want to go to my room."

Me walking into the room: "It tasted really good though, right?"

Son: "Yeah it was great."

Son: ...

Son: Walks to his room

explofingjelly54 ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 01:31:37 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
EdocKrow ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 01:35:04 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They do tend to suffer from severe cases of "new brain."

Mo_Salad ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:24:35 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t act like you never got got by the whole โ€œdo your parents know youโ€™re gay?โ€ shit as a child

explofingjelly54 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 04:35:08 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, as a kid, cause I was fucking stupid

Mo_Salad ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:35:53 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Uhhh...welll... got me there

Joszanarky ยท 1866 points ยท Posted at 16:15:15 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lady's and gentlemen. We got him. Breaches through ceiling

Sember ยท 241 points ยท Posted at 17:59:52 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ThaddeusJP ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 19:17:45 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This right here is a feeling were all chasing and dont even know it.

Sember ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Kid's probably the happiest he will ever be

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:50:38 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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-DefaultName- ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:27:59 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

SMALL CHILD IS THROWN INTO A PIT AND DEVOURED BY A PACK OF RABID DOGS AS PARENTS WATCH

SilentInSUB ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:49:21 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Jukin Media screws me again. Mind telling me what the video was so I can just watch it on YouTube?

vroomvroomfaggot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:55 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Open it in browser if you're on your phone

Wokoton ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:05 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

But what about the K-10s?

R3troBoi64 ยท -43 points ยท Posted at 18:00:46 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ddh85 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:19:14 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿถ

Gelibean244 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:20:41 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Since it's your cake day, I'll let the emoji use go for now

Evilcheeseit55412 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:17 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

-EmeraldHero- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ha youโ€™re funny cus you think that emojis are horrible and never to be used ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคช

gaucho2005 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:53:52 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Plants cluster bomb on bottom of bed And now we play the waiting game.

L_O_Pluto ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I thought I had it all together

TheWhiteShadow_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:00:10 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

but i was led astray

mflmani ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:44:45 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

the day you walked away

tHEgAMER09 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:02:18 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Toughbiscuit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:05:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
BH_Andrew ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:46 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Really big ducking hole coming right up

FluffyCacti13 ยท 970 points ยท Posted at 17:03:40 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

wait have they tried this on criminals???

ihaveajobmom ยท 2027 points ยท Posted at 17:10:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Detective: did you kill and torture this family of three?

Culprit: N-no

Detective: that was so cool how they were tortured and no one liked that family. Whoever did it was really cool. Did you do it?

Culprit: blushes yeah

Zigzagpapes ยท 346 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nathan Fielder helps failing prison

ihaveajobmom ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:49:53 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

When did this show become big all of the sudden?

snoarlacks ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:06:07 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

A couple years ago

hyper_goner ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:23:09 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

ever since the Dumb Starbucks episode lol

AutomaticSlice2 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:39:41 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It was pretty big when it started.

DrStrangelove4242 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:07:40 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Wait what show?

ihaveajobmom ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:01:26 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nathan for you. It's a great show 10/10 would recommend if you like cringe comedy

DrStrangelove4242 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:52:55 on January 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you so much dude, that's the funniest fucking show I've seen in so long. I was genuinely on the floor crying on the episode where he fakes a viral video.

Amish_guy_with_WiFi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:34 on February 5, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god, when out of no where they just have a full movie crew with an animal rights representative watching, I lost it.

sadthrowaway0101101 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:49:15 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

i love that dude

GeeseKnowNoPeace ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:29:23 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean duh, he graduated business school with really good grades.

taytoes007 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:02 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

thank u for that image

SuckSucculent ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:47:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ok. You win Reddit.

RCascanbe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:43 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No one wins on reddit

AllAmericanBacon ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 18:07:14 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

-Special agent Holden Ford

jaquilleoneil ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:31:27 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

EIGHT RIPE CUNTS

BriefPeach ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:08:16 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is basically Bill and Holden interviewing criminals in MindHunter.

artaru ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:52:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I think they did a slightly varied version of this on Brooklyn 99.

seubuceta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:41:57 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

yeees

Fitz989 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:41 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They could say โ€œif you did we would pay you because they were a wanted suspectโ€ maybe that would work

Assasin2gamer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:16 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Also directed at a suspect, not a biker.

sonny_goliath ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:44:53 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly this kind of stuff probably works with like sociopaths and extreme narcissicist because they want to take credit for their โ€œartโ€ or whatever.

OneCleverlyNamedUser ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:37 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I did it but do you think Iโ€™ll be out in time to watch Royal Rumble tonight?

WillOCarrick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:03:16 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Conviction rates goes up to 100% with this little trick that culprits will hate you for!

MacaronyFood ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Pride/ego up interrogation technique. It's a bit more complex for an adult unless they real dumb

NatsWonTheSeries ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There was a B99 episode about this

Asgardur ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:48:50 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
TbrendanM ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:54 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s not available in my country

Scorched_flame ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:25:58 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Seems like it should be complicated. I always thought B99's execution of this seemed really really unrealistic and Hollywood.

Schvillitz ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:40:34 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

More or less. There's an interrogation technique known as 'Pride and Ego Up' where you (the interrogator) pretty much boost the subjects self esteem in hopes of getting a break. This is actually a pretty good video to explain a very simplified version of how that approach works psychologically.

Edit: noticed someone beat me to it.

VIRTUAL_PENIS ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:04:46 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
AndyAmpersands ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:03:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The FBI has successfully employed this technique with serial killers and sociopaths

Tmonje90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:14 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

As per the series Mindgames yes they did.

andresgappinglooper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:20:32 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They actually have! I'm at work so I dont have much time, but There was a forensic file episode where a man was setting house fires in Seattle, and the way they made him confess was by complimenting his work. I'll put a link later

ExplainsSocialEnigma ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:16:48 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

In Canada it's been used as part of "Mr Big" investigations. The police organize a fake gang and initiate the suspect. The suspect is asked to confess the crime to the leader, Mr Big, to prove his worth and loyalty.

It's been found to be dubious at getting reliable confessions. The suspects will confess to anything to get Mr Big's approval

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Big_(police_procedure)

clearedmycookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:12 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

It's actually not too far off from reality. If the criminal doesn't see the guilt in what they did, they are more likely to confess it since they are proud of it

gabbiiiiii ยท 318 points ยท Posted at 16:13:14 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The culprit has been apprehended

vagina_crust ยท 397 points ยท Posted at 17:00:20 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The hubris outweighs the guilt

ShaolinLu ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 17:57:28 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yes it does, u/vagina_crust , yes it does.

TrailofCheers ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:12:38 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Stuffed crust is my favorite

vagina_crust ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Arr slash rimjob Steve anyone

buddygripple ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:15:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ar slash expected rim job steve for balance you may now laugh

H-Two ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:50:25 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ RIMJOB ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ STEVE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ LMAO BRUH ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

RandomMurican ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:05 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is not a rimjobsteve moment

Inessia ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:14:44 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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vagina_crust ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:24:03 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

oh god not this

Ballohcaust ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:25 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ExciteableCrew407 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:46:07 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Bruh you literally could've chosen ANY username....

vagina_crust ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:17:17 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Actually /vaginacrust was taken, so...

SierraPapaYankee ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 17:13:59 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

what a cute kid. Iโ€™d be so mad if i was his mom but iโ€™d be trying not to laugh at his stupid little confession.

raznog ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 17:34:24 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I refuse to buy expensive things that the kids will use until they get older. Iโ€™d rather these mistakes be teaching moments, without the stress of money.

TheOilyHill ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 17:38:29 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

great time to show him how to clean carpet with a toothbrush for time and effort. Do it with him so he can't complain but drive home the cost of time and energy.

raznog ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:41:25 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, this is my method. Itโ€™s amazing how much a kid can do when you give them the tools and patience and encouragement to get it done.

Swartz55 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:10:34 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

but wait I thought they were a source of unquestioning obedience and free labor that I'm supposed to yell at

TheBigEmptyxd ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:35:32 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You mean you're not supposed to beat your kid into obedience, to the point where doors opening, footsteps and people getting out of chairs trigger fight or flight? Who would've guessed!

President_Patata ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:42:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

just stop being poor

raznog ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:43:49 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ah shit, why didnโ€™t I think of that?

Jas36 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:57:57 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Just buy more money

111IIIlllIII ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:44:36 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

where??

University_Freshman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:13:26 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

At the bank!??? I thought everyone knew this. No wonder youโ€™re so poor

111IIIlllIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:43 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

oh fuuuuuuckkk

mattwaver ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:31 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

this just made me never want kids

maggotymoose ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of those law and order episodes.

Detective "if you did kill her i wouldn't blame you. She seemed like a slut that deserves it"

Suspect "yeah she was a slut I'm glad i killed her"

Chief " that sonofabitch we got him"

Atomickix ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 16:57:08 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Awww, I hope he didn't get in too much trouble. Hopefully they were washable markers.

shock1918 ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 17:57:07 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Didnโ€™t sound like dad was too pissed. Hopefully just a teaching moment.

GildedLily16 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:41:09 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you have a carpet cleaner, pretty much anything will come out of carpet.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:03 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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GildedLily16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:27 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I love that you named it. I'm sorry, her.

SweetSurrenderD ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:28:01 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I tried it on my little sister, works.

lexflexluthor ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 17:06:22 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
ExperimentalFailures ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
knivmord ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Every now and then when i find a funny video i text it to my dad and he either approves it or doesnโ€™t find it funny/understand it, so i am glad to tell you that this got the full DadStampโ„ข๏ธ of approval

Selachophile ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So we agree that this is your toothbrush...

JTfreeze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:13 on February 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

this toothbrush is bone dry.

KenYinYang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:14 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
dumbledorito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:16 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
chillcelestial ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:31:47 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

awe lol this is cute

dbz0x ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:44:24 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The exact moment he became the Joker

Donaldisinthehouse ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Kids are natural liars

The__Imp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:46:06 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I have a five year old and a three year old and I have a very similar conversation multiple times a week.

Inked-Bee ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:00:15 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The dad seems really nice

CtrlShiftNut ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:23 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I dunno man, he didn't even threaten to break his teeth out for lying, I dont know if that's very fatherly. My dad would've. :[

Inked-Bee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:37 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah my dad wouldโ€™ve beat me with the belt. Lol

maxphoenix9 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:42 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Being optimistic is wholesome

umamidaddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:42:55 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Got em!

Shurlz ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:20:06 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Same tactic effective on Trump.

RedditLikesBanningMe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:00:15 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"something something Trump"

DrBaggySmacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:18 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, this did pretty much actually happen with that Hurricane map.

And it was pretty damn cringey.

RedditLikesBanningMe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:47 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You're my hurricane baby

fok_yo_karma ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:34 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There it is

Sklushi ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:57:13 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yawn

Thecapedbaldie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:19:48 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

When my son was 4 he tried to blame his 6 month old sister for writing his name on the living room wall. Smh

winged-lizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:52 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t know if my little sister did it a lot when we were younger but now (Iโ€™m 20, sheโ€™s 18) sheโ€™s a really good liar/good at convincing. Sometimes itโ€™s quite scary. About a year ago she did something that I donโ€™t quite remember (probably something along the lines of spilling something and not cleaning it while I wasnโ€™t home and it was something I didnโ€™t use). My mom, sister and I were in the kitchen having a light hearted conversation when mom asks who did it, all of us knowing full well it was her. My sister looked straight at me and says my name in a fake shocked voice. But it was so weirdly convincing even I stopped to think about it like โ€œwait a minute..โ€ We all laughed about it then but that is still kind of a shock to think back about. Says something about both of us haha

I donโ€™t know why your comment reminded me of that moment. Maybe now Iโ€™m wondering if Iโ€™ve ever gotten in trouble for her shenanigans when we were small

AntiChristina1123 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:53:37 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s just so nice that his dad obvious gave him a big smile after โ€œso you did draw itโ€ โ€œ...yesโ€

For him to smile so big and giggle like that he wasnโ€™t afraid of his dad, even though he wasnโ€™t on his best behavior. That makes me so happy.

randomlytypingaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:07 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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blazetheheck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:08 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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BananaDictator29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:52:37 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I got got like this at school in like 1st grade and I've never forgotten

pieonalion ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:47 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

2020 energy

yeeter_yotter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:42:38 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

kids around 4-6 are dickheads and the most wholesome little entities youโ€™ll ever meet

Pyasin63 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:53 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Put him in gulag quick

Mindestens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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Mindestens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:43 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

JimJams33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:37 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
vredditshare ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Your_mate_Copen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:01 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My dad would scream his lungs out at me if I did this. Even at this age.

boobookittyfug820 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:56 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And thatโ€™s how you teach your kids about entrapment

itLodz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:12 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Snitches get stitches

furtivepigmyso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:25 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Genuinely interested in other opinions, doesn't anyone else see this as going a bit light on the dishonesty?

someonewithADHD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:35 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My neighbor did that when I drew mascara on there carpet but I wasnโ€™t that stupid

Kingtez28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:20 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Trap card activated!

7eos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:09 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

All this does is confuses children about whether or not theyโ€™ll be punished or rewarded for behaviors

WeightsandCarbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:05 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
btlusn1294 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:04 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Coercion.

Techmo261 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:13 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Now beat him into a bloody pulp

Lon3wolf1997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:57 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

i mean, if you punish him after then he loses trust in you and feels encouraged to lie more... im assuming this guy uses punishment instead of giving the child responsibility for his actions

bollop_bollop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:26 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That impeachment trial might prove easy, after all...

fluffininmuffinin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:15 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

So you did draw it, shame unbuckles belt

CrimsonBlossom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:49 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Justin Beiber with blonde hair

OxyRottin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:11 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"So you DID draw it"

*Turns off record mode*

"Get the belt"

"Daddy nooo"

"GET THE BELT"

Lavenderbabee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:59 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

R/kidsarefuckingstupid

bangster186 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:14:52 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

After he turns off the camera he starts to beat the fuck out him to teach him a lesson

Ukuleloser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:45 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

All crime drops to 0 thanks to this one weird trick

AndersChr86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:55:56 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

My three year old would just have said โ€œyesโ€ , and walked away looking at me as he can see the defeat in my eyes.

Random_User_26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:58 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM!

R_FireJohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:37 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What are the psychological effects of this tactic?

HumanToaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:27 on January 26, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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Penguin1234567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:55 on February 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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Drawtaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:46 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I have only ever bought my child washable markers. She always tells me if she gets marker on the carpet, though.

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norrata ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:36 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WCR_Empress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:04 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I need to do this to my daughter now, she does something and tells me she didnt so it.... got her now!

Babe_the_Gallant_Pig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:55 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

They couldโ€™ve been hitting trump with this

its-marpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:35 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't cringe it's cute :(

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:46 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah even though this sub is called tiktokcringe it's actually a sub for funny tiktoks. Very dumb if you ask me but that's Reddit. There are a few subs that are actually tik tok cringe subs such as tiktokcringeanarachy

toytunergt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:17 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

objection! leading the witness!

Scarn4President ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:51 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He wants all the credit with none of the blame.

Orange_Eoghan320 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:46 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

He's holding his smile up like the Joker.

drpepper ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:24 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

live from Trump's criminal trial

yaKnoWeStr8DoinYaMom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:23 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nah not funny

Saquad-Barkley ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:50:09 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The Orange man lives in your head

tf2pro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:14:11 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

In the next vine he is seen brutally beating his child to death.

Sometimes_gullible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:44 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"Haha, edgy automatically means funny!"

Williegray327number2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:24:38 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How is this cringey?

JurassicJesus821 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Read the sidebar

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:55 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately this isn't a tik tock cringe sub. I know it's really dumb. Plus it actually really sucks because by a comedy tik tok sub taking the name r/tiktokcringe it prevents a real community of people actually looking for and enjoying tik tok cringe from developing. Sure one could argue that folks can always make another sub dedicated to tik tok cringe but most people looking for such a community would find this sub first, see that it's not what it says it is and give up. I don't see why people on this sub don't just post in r/tiktokhumor

BunLevittron ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:43 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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ihatethiswebsite10 ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 17:45:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

These videos are so funny to me. Everyone will watch them and laugh at how readily and easily children will lie. But wait a few more years and have his kidโ€™s teacher tell the mom that his son is lying at school and the mom will refuse to believe it, SHOCKED at the very IDEA that her child would lie.

B, children learn to lie and manipulate as soon as they are out of the womb. They are masters at it and wonโ€™t hesitate to do it for a second.

Masta-Blasta ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:15:23 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s why discipline is a thing. Relax.

ihatethiswebsite10 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol no I donโ€™t mean that this kid should be disciplined. I just mean itโ€™s funny that people at this stage understand that children lie but then magically forget that they lie later

Masta-Blasta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:14:26 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Who forgot they lie later? Where did anyone suggest that kids donโ€™t lie beyond a certain age? Where are you getting this from? I assume youโ€™re referring to your experiences with parents, but how can you apply your anecdotal experience to this child? Plenty of parents DONT make excuses for their children, even though some do. You canโ€™t possibly know which category this family falls in based off this interaction.

ihatethiswebsite10 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:19 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Omg I am not referring to this child or this family at ALL. Iโ€™m referring to how families en masse acknowledge that their kids lie when they are this age (this the popularity of these cute videos) but my experience of dealing with parents of older children has been that they are shocked at the proposition that their child has lied as if lying is something that only teenagers and adults have the ability to pull off. I was making a comment about parents and kids in general, not about this kid or this parent.

KneeGrowsToes ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:35:22 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Not sure why you're being downvoted, kids are compulsive liars and parents don't realize how behaviour like that sticks for the rest of their lives if not caught early

Masta-Blasta ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Because theyโ€™re implying that the kid is going to become a compulsive liar based on really normal kid behavior. Which part of the video suggests that the parents wonโ€™t correct this behavior?

KneeGrowsToes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't feel like he was saying this child specifically will become a compulsive liar. Clearly his dad is discipling him properly. His points about parents defending that behaviour is very common and I've seen it with my own eyes.

Masta-Blasta ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean OP literally says โ€œbut just wait a few more years ...โ€ and then proceeds to say the mother will basically gaslight the kids teacher in the future. Itโ€™s a wild leap.

ihatethiswebsite10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:16 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No my post was about how parents seem to forget between this age and school age that their children will and can lie freely and easily. I used to be a teacher and constantly had parents who refused to believe that their child could have possibly lied to them. I just had the thought while watching this video about how Iโ€™ve seen so many people post these types of videos and laugh about it and how itโ€™s such a juxtaposition to my experience with people who cannot believe that their child would have learned the ability to lie at their age. Its funny because we literally start lying with conviction SO YOUNG.

Masta-Blasta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:09:50 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

I used to be a teacher too. High school, grades 9-10. Yes, kids start lying at a young age. The vast majority of them grow out of it if their parents discipline the behavior appropriately. Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with pointing this out; I still donโ€™t know why youโ€™re accusing this childโ€™s parents of being some teacherโ€™s future nightmare. Do you think your good students never lied when they were little? Of course they did, they just werenโ€™t enabled for years. Youโ€™re assuming this child is โ€œlying freely and easilyโ€ based on nothing. You donโ€™t know if he got put in time out or what happened after this interaction.

Edit: spelling,

ihatethiswebsite10 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:59 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

LOL my god you took my comment all wrong

All kids lie - the good kids, the bad kids, the kids with good parents and the kids with bad parents. My comment has nothing to do with discipline and I donโ€™t think that this kid should be disciplined for lying.

Masta-Blasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:24 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Fair enough. Thank you for clarifying. The initial comment comes off as accusatory to the parents but thatโ€™s clearly not what you meant.

[deleted] ยท -54 points ยท Posted at 16:58:20 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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beefboybeefman ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 16:59:26 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Its flair is โ€œwholesome,โ€ not everything on this sub is actual cringe

LittleRedLamps ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:21:25 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

There's so little cringe that I come to this sub to find all the good tiktoks

warmpatches ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:45 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

same

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:12 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah if you ask me it's a broken sub Reddit. The point of subreddits is to have content specific communities. Once you say well we used to be r/goodrecipes but now we only discuss 80's Billy Joel, the point of Reddit is defeated.

wenchslapper ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:16:57 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaaaaand another redditor unaware that we changed the rules a year ago.

Read. The. Rules.

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:47 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You can't get mad if this subreddit is funadmentally mislabeled. That's like getting mad at someone for posting a bean pic in r/beanpics because "acktually a few years ago we became a James Bond fan club sub."

wenchslapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:19 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You can because you're recommended to read the rules whenever you join a subreddit.

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:01 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Do you really expect someone browsing popular to read the rules of every sub from a post they see?

wenchslapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:42 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not my problem

stevefromflorida697 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:19 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Lol this sub is peak autism

wenchslapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:33 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Really? Expecting newcomers to have the bare minimum amount of respect for a community is peak autism?

You know, I work with autistic kids, and so far every single kid I've worked with seems to think out what they say better than you do.

stevefromflorida697 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:23:15 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

The sub is called TikTokCringe . It would be assumed by anyone who finds this sub on Popular that this is a Tik Tok Cringe subreddit. Talking down to someone for making the assumption any smart person would make is retarded. By work with autistic kids you mean that you are in the same program with them, right?

It's really funny how the intentional mislabeling of this sub Reddit litteraly makes the Instagram a better source for Tik Tok cringe. Once again this sub is peak autism.

Edit: look at who the mods are for this sub and for r/tiktokhumor . It's clear as day that this subreddit has been hijacked because their other sub didn't get the traction they wanted. And before you say, well why does it matter that the sub is mislabeld?? Let me tell you. I love TikTok Cringe. I find it very entertaining. Because most people looking for a Tik Tok cringe sub naturally end up here, it prevents a real content community to form. In short it makes this website worse. Not a big deal cuz I can go on Instagram to look for the stuff but still it would be nice if cringe was posted on the cringe sub and humor was posted on the humor sub

wenchslapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:28 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Good lord, the way you speak down about autistic children is absolutely revolting.

stevefromflorida697 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:38:40 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Lol pretending to be offended because youre wrong....? Once again this sub is peak autism

Edit: also damn using autistic children as a virtue signal? That's fucking low dude....

Awaake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:17 on January 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You probably spent so much time typing this angry message out about the name of a TikTok page on a website.

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:10 on January 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You're right that I care way too much about a stupid subreddit. I'm not debating that. Reddit is an awesome medium for content specific communities. I love cringe stuff and I love the phenomenon of TikTok cringe. I'm not going to actually download TikTok so it would be nice if there was a sub where I could hit "top posts of last week" and see the best cringe TikTok posts. And sure you can say, well make your own sub Reddit for TikTok cringe but 99% of people looking for such a community are going to assume that TikTokcringe is what they are looking for, be disappointed and not dig further. It's just a shame that having a "big" subbreddit is more important to mods than promoting it's namesake genre. It's very ass backwards that this sub effectively makes it more difficult for tik Tok cringe to be shared and enjoyed. But yeah you are right, I care way too much haha.

Awaake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:33 on January 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/dybg9h/click_here_to_sort_by_flair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This would be helpful for you then. Sort by cringe, then sort by relevance or even new. Thereโ€™s still tons of cringe posted on the sub.

stevefromflorida697 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on January 17, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks that's a great solution ๐Ÿ‘ I appreciate it

Atomickix ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:16:29 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Temp ban incoming

TylerTheWolf123 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:45:49 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

OwO temopwawiwy ban me fwom the subweddit daddy

Atomickix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:29 on January 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

;)

gtmustang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:11 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I gotchoo fam. Ask nicely.

TylerTheWolf123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:26 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Fank youw modewator sirw

gtmustang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:30:28 on January 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Fine. No ban for you.