Line by line, make a movie trailer.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 15:31:07 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 15:31:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IN A WORLD

exhaustedoctopus ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:44:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHERE NO MAN IS SAFE

nimablook ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 16:16:58 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FROM DEATH ITSELF

PookieDear ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:29:16 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ONE MAN

snailcall ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 16:30:45 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WILL ATTEMPT THE IMPOSSIBLE

AwakenMirror ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 17:03:59 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THEY TOOK HIS WIFE AND HIS BABY

NINETY_LIVES ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 17:09:39 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT HE STILL HAS

Astral_Inferno ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 17:12:38 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HIS TRUCK

DummGhahrr ยท 131 points ยท Posted at 17:13:42 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

CARS 4: MATERโ€™S RECKONING

DaSlickNinja ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:44:54 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FEATURING:

ArchRelentlessness ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:56:23 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JIM CARREY

Jordedude1234 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:51:09 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JIM CARREY

sonrad10 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:54:08 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND JIM CARREY

PM_ME_ARIZONA_TEA ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:56:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

UP AGAINST AN UN-STOPPABLE FORCE

Jordedude1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:38 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND A GIANT SENTIENT BLOB OF JELL-O

rAndOmpErsOn34556 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:55:14 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WILL THEY SUCCEED?

SirTinyHead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:42:35 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NO.

johnvak01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:10:10 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

MAYBE?

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:29:59 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WILL THEY HAVE FUN?

RELEASE_THE_MEMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:01 on March 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NO, BECAUSE PLAYTIME'S OVER

DaSlickNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:36 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND JIM CARREY

ArchRelentlessness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:33 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NAMELY JIM CARREY

Trilodip76 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:44 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

squeakybollocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

VIN DIESEL

zenyattatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:40 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ROB SCHNEIDER AS:

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:59 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BONNIE DARKO

FortWorthTexasLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:57 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JOHN STAMOS AS

Callyw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:16 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TOBY KEITH

v4l_c0d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:05 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ADAM SANDLER

gnart_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:50 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

DANNY DEVITO AS

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:11 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

STROM THURMOND

Awesomator__77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:42 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SHIA LABEOUF AND SEAN CONNERY

sammygeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:06 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ANGEL LIGHTNING MCQUEEN

WonTonsOG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:23 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ELTON JOHNโ€™S

winnertakesall77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:22 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

CARS WITH A CRYSTAL METH ADDICTION,

emptyzombiekilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:07 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TOMMY WISEAU

Jussari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:17:03 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JACKIE CHAN

Lollygal233 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:41 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JACKIE CHAN

BillNyeTheSavage_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:13:40 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES

Slinkwyde ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:57:43 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HIS SUPERPOWERED BOWTIE

yobond2010 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 22:10:35 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

suicide

Cartindale_Cargo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:38:14 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WITH ADAM SANDLER

00dawn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:47 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OF PURE IMAGINATION

HowManyMoreX ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:42 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

RIDDLED WITH WHACKNESS

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:32:09 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:22:50 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ONE MAN FORGOT TO USE ALL CAPS

MightyBobTheMighty ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 16:56:45 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THIS SUMMER

DummGhahrr ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

Licensedpterodactyl ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 17:18:37 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WILL BE REPLACED WITH

TheSuperUltimate ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:31:38 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

EVERYTHING YOU DON'T

Angry_Hotel_Customer ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 18:09:49 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:30:51 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THIS SUMMER

DaSlickNinja ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 19:45:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: The Movie

DaSlickNinja ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:45:23 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

ArchRelentlessness ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:56:46 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

Camero32 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

Heptagonalhippo ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:54:11 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

rAndOmpErsOn34556 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:56:47 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:12:18 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

Angry_Hotel_Customer ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 18:09:59 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

jmp4joy ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:05:20 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where am I?

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:11:04 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't even bother to ask when it will come out

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:10:56 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't even bother to ask when it will come out

pslessard ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:31:45 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

Angry_Hotel_Customer ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:10:08 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

noodleslurper0630 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:20:02 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: The Movie

This_Is_Tartar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:06:10 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

Uninspired-User-Name ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:28:08 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dementia: the movie

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:00:30 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ษ˜ivom ษ˜สœฦš :ษ’iฦšแดŽษ˜mษ˜แ—ก

AwakenMirror ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:13:24 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ARM-FALL-OFF-BOY RETURNS IN THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL

HowManyMoreX ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ARMAGEDDON: THE REATTACHENING

DummGhahrr ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:14:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT IF

TheSuperUltimate ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:32:03 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ONE MAN

AwakenMirror ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:35:08 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ATTEMPTS THE IMPOSSIBLE?

TheSuperUltimate ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:46:05 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHEN TIME DOES NOT WORK THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT DID

Dangerjim ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:30:37 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A GUT WRENCHING TALE OF INTRIGUE,

turret_buddy2 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

DRAMA AND [record scratch] ...coconuts?

E: Fix accepted.

decster584 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:50:58 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

STARRING ADAM SANDLER

LazyStormie ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AS HE TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO STOP PEARL HARBOR

EastBayBruh ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:43:37 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND HIS GOOFY SIDEKICK A WALKING TALKING COCONUT VOICED BY

rAndOmpErsOn34556 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:57:40 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ALSO ADAM SANDLER

EastBayBruh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:49 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WATCH AS THE UNLIKELY DUO FIGHT JAPANESE NAZIS FLYING PLANES WITH NOTHING BUT A

SirTinyHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:04 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WARM SMILE

kadmylos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:36 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND A BOWL OF PROGRESSO'S CHUNKY POTATO SOUP

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:32:22 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

CO-STARRING KEVIN JAMES AS

emptyzombiekilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:20:34 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JOIN THEM ON A WACKY ADVENTURE FULL OF

anotherjakeenglish ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:57:22 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUZZFEED'S ADAM ELLIS

Knifelheim ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

DRAMA AND [record scratch] ...coconuts?

FTFY

turret_buddy2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:54 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I wrote it out, I heard the record scratch in my head but didn't think to type it, good catch.

Knifelheim ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:58 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Np, pointing out people's mistakes is what Reddit is all about.

turret_buddy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:37 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least someone gets what this site is for.

PassivelyMassive ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:34:03 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ROMANCE, AND SMALL TURTLES ATTEMPTING TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY,

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:55 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.

HowManyMoreX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:21 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

DREAMS

Lemon-Physics ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:40:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT IF YOU

ItsTotallyNotMyFault ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:46:25 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

COULD NEVER

Camero32 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:48:34 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BE DULL

[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:07:15 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IMAGINE A FUTURE

NeokratosRed ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:31:58 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHERE YOUR SOUP

Lemon-Physics ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 19:41:38 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IS YOUR FAMILY

p4z4n ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:47:57 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND YOUR SMARTPHONE

Conicius ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:56:19 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IS SENTIENT

NeokratosRed ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:03:02 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SOUPER FAMILY VS. SIRI: SMARTPHONE WAR

Camero32 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:46:36 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SORRY WE MEAN BLACK MIRROR

MegaMatr1x ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HAS A WORLD OF EMOJIS LIVING INSIDE IT

TechnicalG87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:01 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

STARRING JERRY SEINFELD

Lemon-Physics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:48:31 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND SIR PATRICK STEWART

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:30 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

EMOJIS VS. BEES: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

TeslasMonster ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:00:41 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OUR HERO AWAKENS,

jmp4joy ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:06:55 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IN THE MORNING

Knifelheim ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:27:20 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OR DOES HE?

NeokratosRed ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 19:32:16 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SCHRร–DINGER'S ADVENTURE

zanderkerbal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:37 on March 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THE NOCTURNAL MAN

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:07:43 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:16:20 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HE'S LOST HIS DICK

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:06 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND HIS DIGNITY

NeokratosRed ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:33:30 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THIS YEAR

OldManPhill ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:40:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FROM DREAMWORKS STUDIO

ArchRelentlessness ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:58:37 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A PLUCKY HERO

MegaMatr1x ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:04:38 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A FARM BOY WHOโ€™S LIFE WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER

ArchRelentlessness ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:09:23 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I MEAN WHOSE NOT WHOโ€™S SORRY

MegaMatr1x ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:16:15 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NO I MENT THE FIRST SINCE YOU CAN SAY โ€œWHOโ€™S SORRYโ€ JUST LIKE YOU CAN SAY โ€œTHE BOYโ€™S BALLโ€ TO NOT MEAN MULTIPLE BOYS OR BOY IS BUT THAT THE BALL IS HIS HE IS THE ONE.

ArchRelentlessness ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:20:55 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I DONโ€™T HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOUโ€™RE SAYING AND ITโ€™S SPELLED โ€œMEANTโ€ NOT โ€œMENTโ€

turret_buddy2 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

alright Tim...I've clearly gotten off track about this animated farmer film, should we start it over?

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...no?

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what do you mean it's really a film about a confused narrator?

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that's stupid, noone will watch that.

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no you're just a stupid guy in a sound booth

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and were out of tape? fine I'll try

IN AN ANIMATED WORLD WHERE THE NARRATOR IS EXTREMLY LOST

Slinkwyde ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:24:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND MISSPELLS "WE'RE" AS "WERE"

turret_buddy2 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

alright, see Tim, right here is where we run into the issue, were making a movie promo, and im reading from this script.

a: how does it make sense that im calling out mistakes from the document im reading, isnt it my job to make sure that dosent matter? you dont see a apostrophe when i say the word were but you know from context i mean where as in where are you

second item on this list says make a point refuting you're first point, but that dosent make sense, like the context of the line is wrong, and then it says once you read the end of this line look up at [insert sound producer here] with a confused look

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no dude, this whole thing is shit, i wont record another word

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...

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what?

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what do you mean emoji movie, how is that even....ohhhhhhh

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and if i want paid i have to read it anyways?

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fine, at least i didnt stray off while i wasnt reading

IN AN ANIMATED WORLD WHERE THE AUDIENCE CANT SEE THE SPELLING MISTAKES, AND THE NARRATOR IS A LITTLE LESS CLUELESS

Narglesonthebrain ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:42:51 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THE YEAR IS 2083 AND

Conicius ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:57:12 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HUMANITY STANDS ON THE EVE OF THE 2ND EMU WAR

NeokratosRed ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT THIS TIME

DWSCALNH ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:38:00 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THE EMUS ARE FULLY MECHANIZED

[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:56:00 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TERMINATOR: EMU-LATION

goldtubb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:37:05 on March 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

STARRING KAITLIN OLSON

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:41:59 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND JIM CARREY, BILL MURRAY, AND HARRISON FORD AS A TRIO OF WISE-MOUTHED EMUS

MegaMatr1x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:37 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THE MONSTERS HAVE ARISEN

Slinkwyde ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:25:30 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THE TELETUBBIES HAVE BECOME CONQUERORS, AND

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:07 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HER MOUTH MAY BE EARTH'S LAST HOPE

Knighthawk_Unlimited ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:42:42 on March 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FLEEING FROM HER BRETHREN, PO IS A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:19:02 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

KitSun0 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THROUGH YOUR DOGGY DOOR

PerchPerkins ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:31:25 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S SANTA PAWS 5: THE ONE THAT DEFINITELY DIDN'T NEED TO BE MADE

EastBayBruh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:34:57 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT WE DID IT ANYWAY, BECAUSE WE NEED SOME MONEY, STARRING

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:21:19 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

LINDSAY LOHAN

PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:18:56 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ADAM SANDLER

jdmgf5 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:27:46 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND KEVIN SPACEY

emptyzombiekilla ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:22:33 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JOIN THEM AS THEY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO FIGHT

Jepatai ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:09:18 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THEMSELVES, AS THEY TRY TO UNDO WHAT HAS BEEN DONE AND LEARN THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS ALONG THE WAY

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:19:53 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YOUR DAD

guitarhero666 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:59:40 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HE'S BACK

NeokratosRed ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:00:35 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND HE'S GOT A NOSE

MegaMatr1x ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:03:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT NOT JUST ONE NOT JUST 2

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:41:00 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:19:32 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT LESS THEN SIX

EastBayBruh ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:34:32 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SO WE CAN SAFELY DEDUCE 3 OR 5 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REALLY WEIRD TO HAVE 4 NOSES, WATCH AS THE 3 OR 5 NOSED MAN FIGHTS OFF

kadmylos ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:32:29 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A WOMAN WITH FOUR NOSES

Slinkwyde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:52:48 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

*than (comparison)

Lolwat43 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:15:56 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TWO BROTHERS

[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:43:39 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

SyrupTheWitch ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:46:47 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

UNLIKE ANY OTHER

dachshund_25 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:06:27 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT A CERTAIN CHIHUAHUA HAS OTHER PLANS

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:21:31 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ARE THE BONDS OF BROTHERHOOD STRONGER THAN RABIES?

EastBayBruh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:35:40 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FIND OUT AS THE RESURRECTED TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH ZOMBIE RABIES

snailcall ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:21:55 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

(Taco bell chihuahua whispering:) "Yo quiero Taco Hell"

PridePoint ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:52:11 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TWO BROTHERS

Idontstandout ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:08 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In a van

maplesuckup ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:11:58 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With a HORSE?

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:23:02 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT WHOSE DRIVING?!

EastBayBruh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:06 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

PLOTS TWIST THE HORSE IS PULLING THE VAN

emptyzombiekilla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:23:08 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

MEGA PLOT TWIST THEY'RE MECHANISED AMISH

EastBayBruh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:02 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

PLOT TWISTS 3 โ€” YOU WONT SEE THIS ONE COMING

(Rated R for Retards, coming this June)

SirTinyHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:51:24 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND THEN A METEOR HITS

Idontstandout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:23 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And they ran as fast as they could

SirTinyHead ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:51:32 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FROM GIANT CAT MONSTERS

Idontstandout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:30 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And then a giant tornado came.

Jepatai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:10:35 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...Itโ€™s just called Two Brothers. :p

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:46 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A FORBIDDEN DESIRE

jdmgf5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:56 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A SKEPTICAL FATHER

NeokratosRed ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Time travel: The Movie.

NeokratosRed ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:28:20 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WILL THEY MAKE IT?

NeokratosRed ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:28:30 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND THEY WILL TRY TO COME BACK HOME.

NeokratosRed ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:29:01 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

JUST GOT STUCK IN THE PAST

NeokratosRed ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:29:42 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHO FOUND A WORMHOLE IN THE FOREST

NeokratosRed ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:29:47 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TWO FRIENDS

jdmgf5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:08 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NEW EXPERIENCES

tombah ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:16:59 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU

SirTinyHead ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:46:17 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

CLICKBAIT

HowManyMoreX ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:49:26 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A PIZZA WHEN YOU WERE FEELING SAD

kadmylos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:45:00 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

COMES A STORY ABOUT A MOOSE

jdmgf5 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:30:42 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHO ATE A BAD BATCH OF FERMENTED APPLES

PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:44 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FROM THE TWISTED MIND THAT BROUGHT YOU SPY KIDS 3D

DummGhahrr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:47 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT

JpWeim ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S IN THEATERS NOW

maythetriforcebwu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:26:46 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

COMING THIS SUMMER

MegaMatr1x ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:24 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING NERD

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:22:22 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ITS NEVER GOING TO BE IN THEATERS! NO ONE WILL BUY YOUR SCRIPTS! YOUR FATHER WAS RIGHT!

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:39 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THEY WERE THE FIRST

EastBayBruh ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:37:27 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TO INVENT TIME TRAVEL, AND THEY'RE GOING TO USE IT TO [record scratch] go to medieval times and invent democracy...?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:16 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND THEY WILL FIND OUT THAT BRINGING CONSTITUTION TO KINGS ARTHUR'S TABLE

orionthebearcub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:39 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IS A REALLY BLOODY GOOD IDEA

jdmgf5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:08 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

KEVIN IS AN AVERAGE NORMAL GUY

orionthebearcub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:10 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BUT HE DOESN'T LIVE AN AVERAGE, NORMAL LIFE

nosemomkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:58 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BECAUSE AT NIGHT HE TURNS INTO

PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:38 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HIS DRIVEWAY AFTER A LONG COMMUTE HOME

rachieandthewaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:23 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HIS WORK IS ABOUT TO TURN UPSIDE DOWN

bahbuhbah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:52:11 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ONE MAN

myswagaccount ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:29 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IN YOUR BUTT

DeadlyRelic66 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:46:41 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TO BECOME THE VERY BEST

4thBG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:23:48 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YOU SOMETIMES HAVE TO

PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:23 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BECOME THE THING YOU HATE

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:55 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

CATCH THEM ALL

bahbuhbah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:14:47 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

a romantic story that involves stds

pslessard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHEN A MAN

DarkLordFluffyBoots ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:13 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WAKES UP

EastBayBruh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:36:23 on March 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HE REALIZES THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE REDDIT IS TO

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:02:58 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TAKE THE SHITPOSTS TO A HIGHER GEAR

PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:07 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THIS EASTER

jdmgf5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:18 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

COMES THE STRAIGHT TO DVD FEATURE

onomahu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:54 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In a world where horses ride horses

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:34 on March 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesnโ€™t that already happen?

_I_Crazy_I_Chef_I_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:50 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

*Desaturated dutch angle of a childrens playground at x0.25 speed* *children laughing*

nosemomkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:01 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"She was daddy's little girl..."

hey_its_me_yourself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:02 on March 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

LAST TOMORROW

rachieandthewaves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:37 on March 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THEY TOLD HIM

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:57 on March 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HE COULDNโ€™T TEACH A LLAMA HOW TO DRIVE

ThankyouFlame97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:48 on June 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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