Ask me a question

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1846 points ยท Posted at 02:32:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then edit that question after i answer to make me look like a psychopath.

Edit: Holy shit, i sleep for a few hours and now this is the top post

PM_ME_SFW_IMGs ยท 1464 points ยท Posted at 02:56:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many slaves do you have in your basement?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1420 points ยท Posted at 02:58:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

4, if you count the printer

Kevinglas-HM ยท 208 points ยท Posted at 03:29:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Best one so far

KiwiJuce3 ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 03:30:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this hasen't been edited yet, but I can't tell.

ElbowDeepInIt ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:09:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Protip: Find the Asterisk.

Soronya ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:57:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't show on mobile. :(

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:32:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes it does. Get Reddit Is Fun, by the way.

pugaholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:13 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It does on narwhal, by the age of the comment

plasticwagon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TIL - thanks!

Slinkwyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:57 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

hasen't

*hasn't (contraction of "has not")

MakeYou_LOL ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 10:39:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes of course we will count the printer

PM_ME_SFW_IMGs ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:45:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's always the printer :(

SirTinyHead ยท 851 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Got a puppy but my wife didn't approve. What do I do with it?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1054 points ยท Posted at 03:49:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Milk and strawberries in a bowl and smash it with a hammer. Then soak up the juice in a sponge and squeeze into your mouth.

SirTinyHead ยท 148 points ยท Posted at 03:52:00 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Seems simple enough

exrex ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 10:49:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, it's not puppy science.

JakeZz77 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god why am I reading this at 11 pm when my parents are downstairs and I have to try to hold my laughter.

EarthboundBetty ยท 706 points ยท Posted at 03:39:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many times a day do you think about murdering your family?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 799 points ยท Posted at 03:47:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As many times as i use the bathroom

TheHiGuy ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 14:15:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Those are rookie numbers

Zacke0987 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 16:48:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta pump those numbers up

Verguzzle ยท 668 points ยท Posted at 03:58:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you say no to your kid when they keep asking for ice cream?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 803 points ยท Posted at 04:03:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Grab my trusty bat

The_System00 ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 09:10:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is the best one

tacodude64 ยท 1038 points ยท Posted at 03:01:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s the best thing to do when your baby starts shivering?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1277 points ยท Posted at 03:04:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Easy, microwave it. If it's too cold, keep adding on time until it's just right.

FallSuperset479 ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 05:03:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This doesn't need an edit.

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What was the original question?

I_am_very_rude ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 00:17:32 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you do when your jew friend starts acting up?

tacodude64 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:40:20 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is the best way to quickly heat a meal?

InvasionOfTheLlamas ยท 489 points ยท Posted at 03:42:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many decapitated heads do you have as trophies?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 530 points ยท Posted at 03:47:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Idk, my bookshelf has to have over 100

[deleted] ยท 929 points ยท Posted at 03:42:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What are your thoughts on the Holocaust?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1182 points ยท Posted at 03:46:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Love it, one of my all time favorites.

billsladdy ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 13:26:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no

ThatOtherGuy_CA ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 12:54:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It was a classic!

tomtompics ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 13:37:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This one sounds like a Trump quote

Babayaga20000 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:29:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Believe me folks, it was one of the best holocausts of all time!

steven_brix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thought the same thing!

kooshipuff ยท 607 points ยท Posted at 04:19:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

These therapy sessions aren't going to go anywhere until you can talk about your feelings.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 597 points ยท Posted at 04:24:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't had any

MarinaAlchemist ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 06:49:04 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Possibly the best "psychopath" answer so far.

kooshipuff ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:47:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was definitely channeling that new End of the F*cking World Netflix show. :)

RipCityRevival ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 07:16:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dennis?

Albert_Cole_ ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 07:25:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I AM UNTEATHERED, AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Yellow-Frogs ยท 272 points ยท Posted at 03:57:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you feel about the time you saved someone?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 319 points ยท Posted at 04:04:01 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Regretting my past decisions

CyberChaosDragon ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 12:00:14 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

r/me_irl

meglangton ยท 506 points ยท Posted at 04:12:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sex is pretty good right?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 623 points ยท Posted at 04:13:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know

[deleted] ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 11:58:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof

N1CK4ND0 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 12:41:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ouch owwie

FinalDemise ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:37:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My bones

GeneralFuqfaice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:12:53 on April 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

r/bonerhurtingjuice

TheFletchmeister ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:39:03 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My BONES

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 215 points ยท Posted at 13:10:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This one is my favorite (because it's true)

Absurdthinker ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 13:35:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof

TheSaltyRabbit ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 14:18:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ouch owwie

Catacomb82 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:53:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My boner

kewday96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like men

CHICKENMANTHROWAWAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:19 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How dare you

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My penis

bigmac419 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 12:05:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This one's my favorite so far.

StoopidMonkey78 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:09:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

(because it's true)

I_AM_COSMO ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:44:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof

Verdix42 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 04:55:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice

Pizzalord19 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:57:39 on January 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice

Verdix42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:36 on January 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Noice

51707 ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 02:36:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you honestly feel about your family?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 02:44:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like them

I_am_very_rude ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:12:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Same. Your family sucks.

Cobayo ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:14:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

His mom in particular

Chanchumaetrius ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 04:22:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you mutilate the genitalia of your victims?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 04:23:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Split it evenly of course

zoobatula ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:49:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ow

cheesesticks5041 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:29:13 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

oof

MisterSaggyMoobs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:02:31 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

owwie

Milomand99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:51:01 on June 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My bones

L1738 ยท 482 points ยท Posted at 02:51:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you actually blow your uncle?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 02:52:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right

sharksrppl2 ยท 155 points ยท Posted at 03:53:36 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you support bestiality?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 03:58:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sure

theedjman ยท 304 points ยท Posted at 02:45:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why would you murder an entire orphanage full of cancer patients?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 02:46:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because i could

jb2386 ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 09:15:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Settle down Anakin!

exrex ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 10:51:20 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The women and children too!

matdan12 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 12:42:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They liked sand, the animals!

exrex ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:13:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And I slaughtered them like animals!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:40:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

r/prequelmemes is gonna expxlode one of these days

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:37:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

400,000 subs, with a million more well on the way

DankieKang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:17 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Execute upvote 66.

Schleckenmiester ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 04:12:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How often do you assassinate people?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 04:14:00 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on how much free time i have

vitovsgaming ยท 401 points ยท Posted at 03:12:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are holocaust camps good

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 578 points ยท Posted at 03:17:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say yes. There's less physical interaction but it allows you to meet people anywhere in the world and have no distance restriction.

-but_why- ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 13:06:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, this is so damn elaborate

DDownageXD ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 07:14:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

hahaha this one's good

[deleted] ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 03:54:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 03:58:14 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least 2

zoobatula ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:52:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re not wrong

a_unique__username_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:36:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THINK OF THE SMELL!

Edgelord420666 ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 02:39:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What animal does human taste most like?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 02:44:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chicken

00dawn ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 10:19:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, it tastes more like pig.

gridzbispudvetch ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:57:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When it's salted slightly at least. Human flesh is just a bit too salty to taste good.

amazingoomoo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:48:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Christ.

CyberChaosDragon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:59:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He tasted like pig too.

ottawapainters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Which was... awkward, to say the least.

rrss2001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where can I get a bit of him?

Your_mom_is_a_man ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:42:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Try your local catholic church.

Ericw005 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:03 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dat dere long pork

DogeIsBaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:29 on February 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nope. It tastes more like veil/vail/fuckallyoucallit

YohanGoodbye ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 03:30:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who is your dream husband?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 03:35:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nicola Cage

Augenmann ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 08:39:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait, this question wasn't edited.

jb2386 ยท 307 points ยท Posted at 04:47:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hi everyone, mod here - there seems to be quite a surge of people visiting the sub right now and this is currently the top post so I'm just wondering, how did everyone get here? Were we linked to somewhere?

Also welcome to you all :)

Edit: Found the source, thanks! :)

OP: What do you do with all your toe nail clippings?

willburress ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 04:48:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, you guys were linked in an AskReddit thread about underground subs everyone should sub to. Lots of people took interest!

jb2386 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 04:49:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah awesome thanks! :)

[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 04:50:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

matdan12 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 05:25:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yep and seeing this thread I don't regret my decision to click the link.

racist_sandwich ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 05:43:20 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

God no. I'm in a restaurant at 1am laughing hysterically at a booth by myself.

TyPeR_HSDT ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:02:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Happy birthday!

matdan12 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:16:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Happy cake-day!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 13:07:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I store them in a jar

wordsworths_bitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:06:36 on February 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait a second....

aeronaut23 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:21:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

r/askreddit

It's quickly becoming one of my favorite subs

elephantsarechillaf ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:54:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ask reddit introduced me, and I thank the person who listed this glorious subreddit.

oorr23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:31:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ask Reddit

MiniMcCarthy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

also you got linked to a r/jokes thread earlier

papasypotatos ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 03:23:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your favorite taste?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 03:37:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Blue

NegativeX2thePurple ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 06:22:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes I wonder if you're just an idiot, op, and the questions aren't actually edited

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:01:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Actually sometimes i give stupid answers just to make it harder

NegativeX2thePurple ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:03:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. I put up one of these myself, it's fun being helplessly roasted

Riobbie303 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can confirm. OP did this to me.

bigmac419 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:06:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok blue is totally a flavor and if you say otherwise you're wrong

Arklayin ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 03:36:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What should we do with the gays?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 03:38:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can i phone a friend?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:47:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shocking?

ThePineappleWarlord ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 03:08:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your biggest regret?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 03:18:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not a dancer

notbadftw ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:04:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But are you human though?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:31:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This comment has been removed by the FBI.

gridzbispudvetch ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 12:38:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How old was your first crush?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 12:44:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Like 3

dabauss514 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 03:49:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What happened that caused your leg to be amputated?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 04:01:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Foodfight

rekcilthis1 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 10:38:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't even need an edit, you sick fuck

-Q24- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:56 on May 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'll assume you don't remember what it was.

rekcilthis1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:20 on May 2, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Remember what?

-Q24- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:05:39 on May 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The original question.

rekcilthis1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:52 on May 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, it was something about his favourite movie.

Zapkin ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 03:00:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you think blacks are equals?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 03:05:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No

ChiIIerr ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 08:35:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

MAGA

Stoke-me-a-clipper ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ROLL TIDE!

gmil3548 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 14:33:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow you are just too edgy bruh

[deleted] ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 03:57:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you like your slaves?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 04:04:29 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Like i like my women

oilersman1799 ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 04:00:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 04:02:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What about him?

LiveRise ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:07:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite so far

[deleted] ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 03:57:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you think minorities deserve rights?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 04:03:36 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah

PyroGamer666 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 06:30:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know about /r/amathenedit?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:01:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I do now

51707 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why did you start killing people?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 03:59:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not sure, just kind of came to mind

Riobbie303 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 12:34:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know what to do... My dog just got ran over...

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 12:36:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eat em

LiveRise ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:46:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you feel about people of color?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:29:18 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on size. Small ones i just squish with a paper towel. Big ones call for the flamethrower.

Kevinglas-HM ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 03:29:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you think about North Korea?*

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 03:36:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe some shady government, though the freedom is cool.

KiwiJuce3 ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 03:38:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Good, But they occasionally mess up

JennIsFit ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:44:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're not allowed to answer! Anarchist!!!

XII-_-IIX ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:50:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How would you recommend a full proof method to build perfect relationships with young children.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:14:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Grab my shoe and bap!

t123o123u ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 03:53:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thoughts on the holocaust?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 03:58:47 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It was better than what i hear a lot say, though it still has problems

Babayaga20000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:32:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A just a couple here n there

ohmeguh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 04:41:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Someone asks you for some help mugging a class of preschoolers, what do you do?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:08:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Help them, no chance against the 2 of us

superspiffyusername ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:21:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why didn't you put a period on the end of your post?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:24:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who says i have to?

superspiffyusername ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:38:04 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hopefully your English teacher.

JadedRabbit ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:22:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your colon cleanse recommendation?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:01:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With a fork

Gerb-TBD ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:35:14 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you think about Martin Luther King Jr.?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:39:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Was a good leader, he just had bad intentions

flycasually ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:04:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

amateur artist who gained fame during the end of his life & after death

Affrodil ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:17:29 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you had to choose between poisoning all of the Apple Jacks in the world or winning $200 million in the lottery which would you pick?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:31:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Apple jacks

KiwiJuce3 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:30:29 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's you're favorite thing to do to scare children?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:35:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This one where I'm being chased by a giant wolf, it keeps giving me shivers.

ProfessorButtercup ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:10:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you think should happen to abandoned animals at shelters?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:02:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hope they all die a miserable death

CarQuestBob ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:00:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your favorite thing about testicles?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:36:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They are adorable. They are fluffy and small and lick your face and just cute.

Parlorshark ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:19:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the worst thing about being a child molester?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:04:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The paranoia

tangents_of_insanity ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:55:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the creepiest thing you've ever seen?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:02:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ur mom

JakeWithAlotOfEs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:14:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When did you last have an interaction with a real human

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:48:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I haven't

themightymartin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:29:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What would you do if a baby was born on your space shuttle?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:41:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Toss it into the sun

Link_the_Fox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:49:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your morning routine?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:00:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Waking up, shower, change clothes, eat

HardlightCereal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:33:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do people like my dad get out of paying child support?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:47:18 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Go to a parallel universe in Mario 64

area88guy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:16:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What nation would you like to admit to poisoning with STDs and Nazi Eskimo paraphernalia?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:37:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Turkey

steveneijg25 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:12:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How did your first murder victim taste like?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:35:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pb&J

Logicpolice9 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:15:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Would you prefer baby's blood or drinking tea?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:23:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't drink tea

Logicpolice9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

jesus do I even need to edit

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:49:42 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tea and coffee are for the weak, drinking your own piss is the best option

Pokefan144 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:49:42 on June 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where did you hide the child porn the prosecutors never found?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:09:28 on June 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're 4 months late

But the answer is my phone

Pokefan144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:35 on June 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Done. Sorry

51707 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:17:13 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a guily or an innocent man?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:19:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Guilty as charged

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't have one

10000pelicans ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:06:26 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your favorite color?

NoLifeMcJones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:38:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How often do you feed your dog?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Once a day

Tananar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:23:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the best part of your day?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:04:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Going to sleep

Tananar ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:13:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think I can do better than you did.

matdan12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:28:18 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where do you get your killing methods from?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:04:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Video games

CalebHeffenger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:35:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No. I won't ask you a question?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:03:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, be like that

XMrCoolWhipX ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:44:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you think about the situation in the middle East?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:03:04 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What situation?

WillConway2016 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:14:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Favorite food?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:02:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cats

MickeyTwoFingers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:20:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is the value of a $10 bill in the US?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:31:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

20 dollars is 20 dollars

patriotsfan2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:35:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the most important part of being a parent?

EGsDeE420blazit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:14:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you bang with every day

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:26 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does a box count?

Tomio175TakeTwo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:18:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the worst thing you ever masturbated to?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:35:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Probably my couch

Tomio175TakeTwo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:01 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty tame my dude.

ABahRunt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:55:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you react to domestic violence around you?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wish i was sleeping

IronGolem_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:15:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you punish the mormon missionary when he tries to escape your sex dungeon

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Throw a jar of piss at him

ScuttyButty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:37:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you could launch a ballistic missile and wipe out any of the United States, which would you pick?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hawaii

insertironicmemev2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:38:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What are your thoughts on the fucking despicable people behind the holocaust?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You mean intellects?

rathemighty ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:38:29 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who or what turned you into the Jigsaw Killer?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:51:17 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Phineas and Ferb

mememan2995 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:55:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:06:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

jarjarjared1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:00 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ur mom

GracelynCarat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:45:06 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many people have you killed?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

16

MrsZapRowsdower ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:59:00 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the name of your favorite porn star?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:06:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hot wheels? They entertained me quite a bit when i was young.

Ummah_Strong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How can I find the love if my life

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:04:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm right here bby ;)

Stoke-me-a-clipper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I heard you hooked up with Big Black Betty. What was that like?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:03:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Caramel and beef stew

amazingoomoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh thatโ€™s naaaaasty

ForeverAGuest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:19:20 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What was your favorite moment of the last concert you went to?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:02:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They died

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:48:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give a percentage of how much you care about homeless children

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:00:57 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

0%

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:00:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't care

ManlyString ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:02:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What'd you put up your ass from time to time?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:00:01 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Trees

tacotciv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is a hot dog a sandwich???

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:58:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This comment has been deleted by the FBI, please return to normal life

SpaghettoBowl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you do when the homeless follow you around?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell them to get off my trail

Sknz-GWS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:54:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How much do you hate dogs?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:57:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I once ate 6

Sknz-GWS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn you must really hate them

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What would you do if you were left alone with a baby?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eat some and feed the rest to birds

rrss2001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:08:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What should be the fate of every persson you meet?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:55:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Dawwy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:11:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If there is a thing that never fails to turn you on, what is it?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:57 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Spiders that can fly

jD91mZM2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:26:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you could experience any event over and over again, what event would that be?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My dog dying

TehChid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:04:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is the best country flag?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:51:47 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nepal

isacscrafter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I saved a couple of kittens from drowning yesterday

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:51:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit no

Mattyman131 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:19:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the best way to prepare newborn babies?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:50:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Boil it

DitaVonThese ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:38:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What end of a goat is your favorite? Is there any difference?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:49:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have no idea, i just use it and get used to it

VendoEmpanadas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:42:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your favourite meat?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:49:06 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dog

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:32:38 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Too much

t123o123u ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you like to do in your free time?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I'm not patrolling Reddit, video games

t123o123u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:15 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn it I canโ€™t find anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™ll try again

The_Black_Hive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s your favorite food, why?

russiakun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your favorite album?

thedancinghamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your favorite time of day and why?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

4:00 because that's when i get out of school

123chop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you cut down trees?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:05:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Axe, unless i have a chainsaw, then i use that

E3itscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At what temperature do they bake bricks?

drew4232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:47 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How much wet cat food can you eat before you vomit?

rAndOmpErsOn34556 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your houses value in yen

mordecai98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At what age to children learn to walk?

sslee12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:59:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Were you able to find someone you loved?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I couldn't

koolaidmike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:26:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

what are your thoughts on lil pump

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:35 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If it wasn't for his racism he would've been a fine leader

ThetaDee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a dancing queen?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No

slightlydirtythroway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:33:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you like to give dogs as a treat?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chocolate

Simanonas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How would you defend yourself if a zombie apocalypse happened?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With bread

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We go, banter, get to know her, maybe a kiss, perhaps some extra when we get home

GameronWV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How should i order a cheeseburger?

Frankfusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who have you been stalking?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:54:36 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

u/Frankfusion

Berkamyah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:57 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the greatest prison movie of all time?

Augenmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So, what do you do for fun?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing, unless my part time job at Publix counts

thecheekychump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:01 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How fast does the Moon move as it orbits the earth?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least 2

jokiweleho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:41:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who in my family would you kill first?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:34 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ur mom

Pikman_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your favorite food?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At a park, maybe under a tree or something

ZakkeuZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:14:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your solution to the immigrant problem?

13Deth13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:16:06 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What was the name of your elementary school?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:19:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:14 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends what I'm putting it on

DrFeelgood987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s your favourite tv show?

iโ€™ll try again later

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:00 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I loved phineas and ferb when it aired

DontMessWithTrexes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:57:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many times a day do you administer beatings to your children?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Twice

helloween4040 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How did you make your last meal? Be descriptive

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I went to a Mexican Restaurant

MakeYou_LOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:26:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Judge: "It says here in the police report that you allegedly replaced the victims' faces with...does this say what I think it says?"

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:47:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pizza because you really can't go wrong with such a simple yet tasty dish

sniper_x002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:35:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you like eating vomit?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on size

the_waterlemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:04 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How to explain to your autistic child that they should make friends?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just throw the whole thing out

JennIsFit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do I keep my cat from shedding?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:02 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shave of it's hair

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:51:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:44:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I need an SO to do that....

fuckwitsabound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:52:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where is your favourite place to read?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:34 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In my bed

Phoenie81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:03:49 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your partner's name?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Still need to get one, i don't have enough money to justify getting it

xosellc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:13 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At what point during 2017 did you feel the most love to and from others?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:41:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When my dad married my step mother

archiminos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:20 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re caught in a zombie apocalypse. Whatโ€™s your weapon of choice?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gun

J_Aetherwing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many inmates did you harass while you were in prison?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

20000

PsychicTrooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:33:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How would you feel about finding a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Happy, why wouldn't i be?

ThatPvZGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:44:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Uuuum, am I here?

amazingoomoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:48:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you say to your victims as you choke them to death?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep

xland44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's an activity you enjoy doing with friends?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Piss on a stranger

blahs1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:00 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many children did you personally molest and kill in the Dachau camp?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:39:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least 100

TheGibbonofLif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:36 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagious the wise?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:34 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not really

TheGibbonofLif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:26 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

MsScrewup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:17:26 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the worst thing when you go to hide a dead body but you find theres already one there?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That sound that the bags make when you try to open them

MsScrewup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Name check out

Haze345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:32 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How's life?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Horrible

Haze345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...oh

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:15:13 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, no need to edit

EatFapSleepFap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:33:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What genre of music is best to dig a grave to?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pop, though rock and roll is pretty good too

iAmCybernetics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many disabled children have you mercilessly crucified?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

3

iBtB0X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:12 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is the thing you like the most in the world?

N1CK4ND0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:23:18 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How long do you usually last plunging into the nether depths of your matriarch?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:31:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5 minutes, then I'll have to wait quite a bit

DragonArmour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How's your sex life?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doing alright

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:32:20 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:33:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Roaches

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All

-DarkVortex- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the most disgusting thing you can think of?

Vegetasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What better comes with fries?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many affairs do you have?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

42

Herb_Kazzaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who is in your opinion the worst person to ever live?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ur mom

Zer0toniN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If there was a place filled with all shit people on this planet, would you nuke them?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:56 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, why not?

StoopidMonkey78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many people have you killed, DIO?

Trevoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:31 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know you messed up giving your kid a bath?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:18 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your oven screams at you

thatjew1097 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Solve for x: Larry Nassar * x = u/Baghead_Productions

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

13.7 billion

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where did you propose?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:45 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Toys r Us

notonaplaneAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:23:46 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your absolute most hated food?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:40:33 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chocolate

notonaplaneAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In retrospect I had no idea where I was going with this, but I tried

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have a better idea

"What do you nickname your black friends"

notonaplaneAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That would have been clever, but now it would be plagiarism, so I changed it to something subtler

ImFamousOnImgur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When you sold you wife to that Mexican Drug Lord, what did you buy with the money?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Atari 2600

ImFamousOnImgur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:01 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not bad

bbacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:06 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's that on your head?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Under where?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What breed of dog,upon seeing would you brutally murder and drink its dripping blood from its head?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Beagle

Shadia_Demon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:40 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is it natural for Armadillos to lurk in your toaster?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As an armadiologist, yes

themadwaffleR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

what is your opinion on masturbation?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You do you, that's all I'll say

nigelismyprovince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s one plus two?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:34 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

3

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whose balls do you want to cut off and eat?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

u/ihateschoolsomuch6

sage1700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you cope with visits to the dentist?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sleep

Crankyoldhobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:03:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How will you ever respond to all these questions?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:14 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

By wasting my life

DeenSteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who are the most important people in your life?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

u/DeenSteen

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where's your girl, in the pines?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eh?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the pines, in the pines where the sun don't never shine.

mergedloki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:43 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's are you doing after collecting your welfare check?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sitting inside playing video games

TannedWindow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your favorite sex position?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:11 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cornhole

0veru5edMemez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:44 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many infants have you slaughtered and cannibalized?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:58 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Between 1 and 354556

EICzerofour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If your parents were both about to be killed and you can only save one, which would you save?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

None

aFmeneguite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:59 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you could chose anywhere in the world to burn forever, which place would it be?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:33:03 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wales because a bit of my family lives there

Morthese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the best way to celebrate your birthday?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Jump off a building, it's fun to do and it's a quick death

Tessaract2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your least favorite game?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Portal 2

bazingabori ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:01 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What are your thoughts on North Koreans living in poverty?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They are cute

figgen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How would you break Gordon Ramsay's psyche?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Force him to watch people chew with their mouth open for 10 straight days

Adbam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know if your child is spoiled?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Toss it at the wall, if it sticks then it's rotten

scw55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:04:23 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How much annual leave are you entitled to?

mattlantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:05 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How did your sister get rid of the incest baby you two conceived?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:24 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With that stick thing

XIGRIMxREAPERIX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What should I have for dinner tonight?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:13 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on your amount of money

If low, ramen is fine

If high, lobster or something

Vitaligo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you call the son of your uncle?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cousin

Babayaga20000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you like to eat your ice cream?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In a bowl with a spoon

Monknut1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:50 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s your favorite type of music?

LucidDreamState ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:40:07 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many babies do you consume every day, in weight?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5 pounds on my good days

thrash-unreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What happened to your soul?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't have one

Hardcore_Casual_99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:47 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is the best movie to show to young children?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Foodfight

TheMeltingSnowman72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:16 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where would you say the best place to go and murder kids would be?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Going to Disney

Hudsons_Heroes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:25 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What did you think of Hitler's approach to and during World War 2?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Philosophical

Sovi3tPrussia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:47 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is an absolutely worthless employ that shows a lack of faith in God?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Video game developer

boyfoster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why did you copy an old trend?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:55 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm unoriginal and need karna

Javas_Crypt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:42 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is your opinion on black rights?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:37 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Should've never existed

SemiDanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:54 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you show your friends how much you love them?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:17 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Friends? What are those?

Anthraxasmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:19 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How are you feeling about yourself?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My entire life has devolved into answering questions, help

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:39 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's been a lot of debate on how much welfare the poor should receive. What do you think the government should give them?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:18 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Water and sunlight

s0i5l3a1s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:41 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What did you do with your wife's newborn after she fell asleep?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:53 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shelf, i don't have a basement

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:51 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:06 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Look in the basement

LazyStormie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:22 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you like the SimCity games?

caracholo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:27 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Which sound does your alarm clock make to wake you up in the morning?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:48 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Death

LiveRise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:30 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What song would be most fitting for an infantโ€™s funeral?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:56 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Idk, something edgy

Eloquent44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:52 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You ever going to own one of those weird sex dolls?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:21 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My self hatred, should fill it up

Night_Optic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:21 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My beautiful toddler of 3 years is misbehaving! How do I stop this bad behavior? ๐Ÿ˜ข

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:49 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Boil it

Night_Optic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:59 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How DARE you!!

mactevirtuteana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:09 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

First thing you thought about when you went to shop for bread, this morning?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:24 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Death

Yokutoru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:10 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What country do you plan on turning into a nuclear wasteland next?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:13 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Antarctica

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:28 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Would you save the life of a random human if it meant giving up sex for the rest of your life?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:56 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What race are they?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:49 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Asian

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:14 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ew no, Asians made anime and anime is gay so Asians are gay

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:42 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What about a white guy?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:53 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whites invented America, America legalized gay marriage, thus whites are gay

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:36 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And if it were a black man?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:30 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Humanity evolved from Africa, and some humans are gay, so blacks are gay

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:00 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow you really hate gays...

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:34 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cause gay ppl are gay

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:44 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ya don't say

/s

GenGaara25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:36 on January 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you like to eat your humans?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:32 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Burning someone alive and slapping the steak on their firey corpse until cooked.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:55 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many times a day do you suck your dog's penis?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:16 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Twice, like a good boy

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:53 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:44:59 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chipotle in your condom?

Bootysaurusrex123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:43 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

whats your favorite color?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:33 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Clear

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:00 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s the most amount of corpses youโ€™ve had in your bedroom at once?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:21 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

6 at my loneliest

ChilledToboggan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:24 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Instead of embalming fluid, how would you preserve a recently deceased person?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:34 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Put the pizza rolls in for a minute and bam!

snowzua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:53 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How often do you fantasize about murdering children?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:12 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

9 times a minute

Bourbon_Munch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:29 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s your favorite way to prepare steaks?

Yellow-Frogs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:56 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do YOU make soup?

nilslorand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:57 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many days in 2017 have you not spent punching children in the balls?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:55:28 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

2

nilslorand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:11 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh well...

mrprez180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:44 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What color is your wifeโ€™s face?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:56 on January 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Blu

A_Young_Christian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:08:13 on January 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pick a pill, the white pill will torture You until you die of natural causes, the black pill will give you any food you want at any time, the green pill gives you a button that when pressed gives you instant pleasure, or the blue pill which gives you any super power you want.

ZackCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:05 on January 22, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you like your coffee?

Naureal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on January 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why is Logan Paul hated?

Gas-Chamber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:25 on February 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you like your gays?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on February 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shocked

MsPainterWithACause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:12 on February 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many children have you met in your lifetime that you haven't planned to kidnap?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:59 on February 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

0

ITagTh4t0n3F15h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:51 on May 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Should we kill children in concentration camps?

Th4t0n3F15h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:28 on May 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What

ITagTh4t0n3F15h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:43:49 on May 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Read it you doofus.

/u/Th4t0n3F15h

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:12 on May 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's not a question

ITagTh4t0n3F15h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:21 on May 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't answer it, were you for or against

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Baghead_Productions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:26 on May 29, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm definitely for it

reddit210878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:15 on July 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many people do you interact with on a daily basis?