Hillary just tweeted that Trump will be president

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ CtrlAltFetus ยท 8689 points ยท Posted at 10:35:15 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


shatter321 ยท 681 points ยท Posted at 11:29:18 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The person who runs her Twitter must hate her. There's no way they don't.

PM_ME_YOURBROKENHART ยท 340 points ยท Posted at 13:10:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Bill...

[deleted] ยท 255 points ยท Posted at 14:04:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No. Bill would never embarrass Hillary in any way. (He would).

[deleted] ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 15:08:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:14:18 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry bill. We all believe you (we don't).

And we all know you didn't inhale (you did).

Coregame3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:36 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
infinitezero8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:52:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We need more Clinton scandals. Ramp it up Bill. "uh.. uh.. uh.. you! You there! it's 5pm i need my dick sucked!"

Samwetha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He was speaking about Hillary when he made the real statement

PoppedCollarPimp ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:27:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BILL IS OUR SECRET CENTIPEDE

[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:42:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

crooked Hillary is a lying cunt, but we can't forget that Bill Clinton at one time had extremely pimpish tendencies. that guy did things with a cigar that Freud himself would blush at.

And there's NO WAY bill wants to cuck himself by having his fucking lesbian wife win the presidency. It's no secret that bill is sabotaging her campaign very subtly.

Bill is our double agent. Our mole in the Hillary camp. Our secret centipede. Our ace in the hellhole.

DONT LET OUR BOY BILL GET CUCKED EVEN MORE THAN HE ALREADY HAS

VOTE TRUMP 2016

CrookedPrisoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:42:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.
-- Hillary Clinton.

Total prison sentence in days: 8010 (21 years , 11 months and 15 days)

We are 81.279% of the days needed to give her the same sentence as Earl Edwin Pitts. 1845 Days remaining!

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G19Gen3 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 14:10:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

...Nye

[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 14:20:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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G19Gen3 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:24:53 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit. Didn't know this.

You know, everyone says that the climate is changing right now. But most of the "deniers" are talking about whether humans cause it or not, and they question if we really have enough data over the entire life of the earth to say. Which I can understand. I mean, yeah, I'm sure we do effect it. But how much? 2 degrees hotter than what would have happened anyway? Or 20? I mean what are we talking about here?

userman122 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:42:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree that its absolute bullshit to prosecute "deniers", but we have to agree that climate change is a serious problem. Because it is, it really is.

zer0w0rries ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:06:26 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I believe the problem came about when the conversation shifted from 'pollution' to 'global warming' then 'climate change.' What was the problem with calling it pollution? That's exactly what it is. We could argue 'till the cows come home whether human activity has a significant impact on the global climate. However, we cannot deny that pollution is very real, air pollution, water pollution and even soil.

TheBapster ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:11:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Funny you mentioned cows.... We have so many in the USA and they produce so much shit that it really does create a greenhouse gas effect.

championgundyr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah a lot of people get so wrapped up in the climate change issue that they forget that many environmental regulations are there for more immediate and obvious reasons

nanonan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:32 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because we shouldn't call a trace gas that's vital to all life on earth a pollutant.

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MaxBoivin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we have to agree that climate change is a serious problem.

Why is it a problem? What makes the current temperature ideal? The planet has been much warmer in the past and much colder and life is limited by cold not by heat. There is people at the equator and a huge amount of biodiversity and the closer you get to the pole the less people there is and the scarcer biodiversity is.

So, why would it be a disaster if earth was 2 or even 3 degree warmer?

userman122 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:51:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm no expert, and I don't want to claim to be. Most scientists in the field agree that it will be a serious problem. But I suppose one could begin here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you have evidence of this claim of consensus? The 97% claim has been debunked.

userman122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:57:17 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah bruv we ain't goota agree on shit. Not that you're wrong but a lack of dissent is sickness

nagurski03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:23 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't really think that it is a serious problem. For most of Earth's history the average global temperature was way higher than it is now. If you look at the fossil record, periods of cooling always coincided with extinctions and periods of warming led to huge increases in the amount of species.

Humans are the most adaptable species on Earth, as long as we have a strong economy, we could easily engineer solutions to any issues that come from a couple degree increase in temperature.

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:06:04 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Better stop water from evaporating then and people from breathing.

illuminatiman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:06:26 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nah just stop burning old plant matter water can still evaporate and people can still breathe

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think I'd be okay with breathing being taken away. The world looks bleak.

grandpajones ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Could you enlighten us on why these two things have anything to do with climate change?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Water vapor and Carbon dioxide are greenhouse gasses.

grandpajones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting. I never thought of H2O vapor as a greenhouse gas but it makes sense, trapping light in the atmosphere and all that good stuff. I should have done a quick Bing search and found out. Thanks for the response.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:30 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, np. I didn't know it was a greenhouse gas either until I took an astronomy course. The biggest thing I learned was that Carbon Dioxide makes up the least of the greenhouse gases.

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:42 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just because you don't know what constitutes a greenhouse gas or which one makes up most of the greenhouse gases in our atmosphere doesn't mean I'm shitposting, it just means you're ignorant to modern science.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:57:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was making a joke, because those are the two biggest greenhouse gasses. You need to chill and grow some callouses on that thin skin of yours.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anti jokes are more my thing I guess.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:55:05 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(it's not)

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:38:11 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Enough to the point where on our urgent trajectory most coastal cities (New York, Venice, London, etc) will be flooded.

Trumpftw2016 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:20:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup if you watch al gores documentary Miami was supposed to underwater by 2015....

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:30:20 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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peteisneat ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:33:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm super cereal

shatter321 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:26 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

According to Al Gore the earth would be uninhabitable by this January.

37214 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you believe anything Al Gore says, it's your own fault. That guy has a $2500 electricity bill every month.

Trumpftw2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't. That was the point

SkeevyPete ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:15:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the question is how much of that would have happened without us. Would they still have flooded, but a little less? Or would they not flood at all?

G19Gen3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:25:12 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, that's what I'm asking.

UrbanWyvern ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:51:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Possibly but not at this rate of change. The urgency lies in the "tipping point" when the permafrost releases tons of methane and we might not be able to reverse anything.

In my environmental geography class we read "Hot: Living through the next 50 years on earth" (I think that was the title. I'll look for it). In it, the author brings up the under-estimation of climate change with the levees in New Orleans during Katrina. Preparation could have saved us so much money. Even now, little islands are starting to get swallowed by the ocean.

Yah-whey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

if the earth was much much hotter in the past (and it was), how can it be a irreversable tipping point?

UrbanWyvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Once that methane is out, it will take the next global cooling event to put it back in the ground/ice. We can't reverse the effects of it by normal or easy means. Some people are freaked out that we'll go in the direction of Venus or Mars with their respective greenhouse effects.

I think storms might get crazy but who knows how it'll end up. We might adapt and move into the ground or water

UrbanWyvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, I think excess Carbon in the air leads to accelerated ocean acidification and make it difficult for creatures that need Calcium Carbonate

G19Gen3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:07 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, the levees isn't a good argument though. They've been breached several times over a long history. New Orleans was built below sea level.

UrbanWyvern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see your point and new Orleans is in a terrible place to begin with. They were trying to make a case for our relaxed priority on environmental risk. They built up the levees to prevent a 1 in 100 year flood but they're getting crazier and so are storms. So, it all fell apart

Need_vagina_pix_nao ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:30:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I must have missed that part when I was reading that article on Drudge the other day about the water levels around New York City dropping instead of rising. It's almost like they want everyone to believe that Bill Nye is an actual scientist. (He's not)

Topherhov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:07:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bill Nye is an actual scientist. (He's not)

Holy Shit.TIL.

Unstumpt ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:24:30 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

>liberals "believe" in climate change but still live in coastal cities

Soulsie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:28:13 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry but this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. It's not exactly free or easy to just get up and move out of your house, thus losing your job, friends, etc.

pSYCHO__Duck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:09 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol. i cant even imagine what you think the effects of climate change would be. Protip: it doesnt happen overnight

A_Dash_of_Time ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:26 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's the problem with the whole climate debate. Deniers attribute 100% of any climate change to the natural order. Tree huggers blame 100% of it on humanity. The fact is that climate fluctuations are natural and pouring CO2 into the atmosphere doesn't help things, but it's very difficult to determine just how much of an effect we have made.

onlyhumans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is the most even headed comment I have ever heard on the subject.

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G19Gen3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:33 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which is part of my point. That's 00.000444444% of the Earth's entire age. In any other context you wouldn't use that small of a sample size to draw a conclusion. I agree we're currently getting warmer but I don't think it's enough data to prove it's completely due to humans.

SuddenlyChineseFood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know you're just making a point, but 2 degrees hotter is a tremendous difference.

G19Gen3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not necessarily. You're looking at a single part of the equation. Like, if natural cycles were going to make it 30 degrees warmer in the next 50 years, and we cause an extra 2, making it 32 degrees warmer, that's nothing. If natural cycles were going to make it .025 degrees warmer in the next 50 years, and we add two, then we're literally killing the planet.

Thing is, I still don't think we really "know" the different cycles of the earth because we can only go back 20 thousand years. That's not far enough to see if there were several "heat ages" or not.

RandomGuy797 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We are changing it significantly, scientific consensus points that way. I'm on mobile but I'm sure if you Google 'climate change studies' you can see the methodology for yourself

pwnM4chine ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:51:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are a lot of studies that point in that direction. I would not cite that 97%-consensus though, which I think you were refering to. That one is highly fabricated and contains a lot of questionable studies and conclusions. Furthermore it doesn't really want to show how much we influence it, just that we do.

Trumpftw2016 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:21:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The 97 percent thing was a survey given to scientists who already were part of climate change programs so of course they all said it existed.

Touchedmokey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:32:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, the consensus mostly dodges the question about human-derived climate change.

Changes to atmospheric CO2 often require substantial CO2 production, and this typically requires a drastic change in the landscape. This includes a mass extinction during the Ordovician, the formation of Pangaea during the Carboniferous or glacial spreading during the Eocene.

Furthermore, climate change has historically followed the trend of landscape restructuring first, CO2 increase next. This would be the first time (to my knowledge) CO2 levels caused a restructuring of the global landscape rather than vice versa.

There's too little evidence to suggest that humans are even capable of producing enough CO2 to significantly change the climate, and certainly not enough evidence to propose trillions of dollars to combat an issue that is inadequately understood

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Touchedmokey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

http://climatechange.procon.org/

only 65 papers (0.5%) explicitly stated "that humans are the primary cause of recent global warming."

Note that I did not deny anthropogenic climate change but maintain a healthy skepticism of people who push consensus research and use it as a vehicle for driving invasive policies.

Western societies have been placed with the onus of the burden in reducing emissions, which is curious given the much more egregious violations occurring abroad. To further reduce our carbon emissions is to make us non-competitive on the global market due to excessive bureaucratic forces and massive economic inputs.

Skepticism used to be a desired trait in educated people; now its one to be chastised and villified

Yolo20152016 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:39:22 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He is a comedian who couldn't cut it so teaches science to little kids. When did he become a scientist with a doctorate? An engineer is highly educated and diverse but only a BA in the field and going around like he is Albert Einstein. What a tool.

jeffandhiscat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:39 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get the reddit circlejerk all over this guy. He has one of the most punchable faces known to men and is clearly some sort of retard.

Mikeisright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:35 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This website gives me cancer trying to navigate on mobile.

xterierk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The fraud guy

Fatkungfuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

N(yet)

fearmypoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:52 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly, he hates her.

feeltheB3RNforTRUMP ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:36:31 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know right it is almost like the people running her social media want her to lose.

PM_ME_YOUR_CRUZ_FACE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:04 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So, has anyone looked to see if there is a trail of suicided interns behind her campaign? Considering this is like the 10th 'doh!' tweet I've seen from her campaign, I'd expect more repercussions given her crooked and easily pissed off nature.

NJGuitar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This made my day lol

shatter321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:25 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

glad I could help

hectorbeyonce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The person who runs her Twitter must't hate her. (They do)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:52 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe he wanted to convey the feeling of defeat to the enemy! He is ONE OF US!

rev100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:48 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's secretly working with Trump.

vinnydotc ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 13:13:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OKIEDOKE

AdVictoremSpolias ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 13:24:58 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF- someone is running her twitter, they're tweeting some... OKIEDOKIE.

radiowhatsit ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 14:18:10 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PROVOCATIVE TWEET!!

ClassyMurican ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:43:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's Okie Doke.

SUNDERLAND_AFC ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:24:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IF IF IF IF IF IF

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:36:11 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wise_Batta ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 13:56:09 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Donald Trump threatens to pay women as much as men if they do as good a job"

Who the fuck is running this Twitter?

(keep up the good work!)

bombcart ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Centipedes? In MY twitter? (They are)

killdie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:17:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

Jesusmanduke ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:09:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was one more really pro trump one. Anyone got it on hand?

FactsOverFeelings ยท 633 points ยท Posted at 10:41:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TRUMP IS NOT INSIDE HILLARY'S HEAD (HE IS)

Guac_merchant_00 ยท 275 points ยท Posted at 11:15:32 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TRUMP IS NOT GOING TO BUILD A WALL (HE IS)

[deleted] ยท 194 points ยท Posted at 13:30:00 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MEXICO ANNOUNCED THEY WILL NOT PAY FOR IT! (THEY WILL)

DrOOpieS ยท 106 points ยท Posted at 13:31:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER (IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE)

TheWallGrowsTaller ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 13:31:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump Wall: Building dreams and making memes since 2016

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 182630ft.

We are 58.595% of the distance to the start of the Thermosphere (311680ft)! 129050ft remaining.
Once reached, it'll officially be renamed to Trumposphere


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This thread needs a sick beat

[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:57:58 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

♫ Don's not president (yet), ba rup a bum trump ♫

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:46:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Underrated comment

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:52:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't appreciate that (I do)

Rudaunt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I has a text to speech for this

DrOOpieS ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:46:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And you can't. Teach. That.

Bada boom, realest voters in the room

How you doin'?

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tr3k ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:34:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just ran that through a TTS. Comedy Gold.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:34 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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teethkicker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:56:13 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
PM_ME_YOUR_CRUZ_FACE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Put a donk on it.

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DrOOpieS ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:34:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't teach that

mgexiled ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DONALD TRUMP WILL BE THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION (HE WON'T)

CrashXXL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:22 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's already kicked Vince's ass once...

CrashXXL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:39 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Kurt Angle for VP confirmed.

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 14:00:38 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HILLARY IS NOT AT ALL CROOKED! (SHE IS)

KosherDensity ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:14:13 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HILLARY IS NOT IN PRISON (YET)

Terracot ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:22:20 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OBAMA IS STILL A PRESIDENT(OKIE DOKE)

BrendanShob ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:40:33 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IIII II I IF IF IF I IF OBAMA (I IF IF IF I IF I IT IT IT)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:41 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump will not make America great again (HE WILL)

MasterChief_John-117 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:09:31 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The wall just got

TEN FEET HIGHER!

TheWallGrowsTaller ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:09:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The wall is growing faster than Hillary's nose! thanks /u/agentcallisto!

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 182790ft.

We are 58.647% of the distance to the start of the Thermosphere (311680ft)! 128890ft remaining.
Once reached, it'll officially be renamed to Trumposphere


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Ibarfd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:10 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why am I reading all this in Mark "Bigfoot" Shaw's voice?

VanGoghingSomewhere ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:00:18 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I love how badly that ubercucked headline blew up in their faces. The meme magic was INSTANT on that one.

BUT MEME MAGIC ISN'T REAL (IT IS)

Teebuttah ยท 773 points ยท Posted at 10:55:17 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CNN: HILLARY SAYS TRUMP IS NOT PRESIDENT (YET)

Pretty obvious at this point there is an internal saboteur working in the Hillary camp. They're even co-opting our parenthetical meme!

piglip ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 11:47:48 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why need an insider when Trump is in all their heads. Plus that method would be cheaper than hiring an insider

Teebuttah ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 12:04:56 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If there is a saboteur in the Hillary camp, they are not a hired saboteur. As least not by the opposition. It's someone who is employed in her camp for professional reasons, but personally doesn't like her.

Like, let's say you have a career in political campaigning. Let's say Hillary offers you a shillion dollars to run her Twitter, but your heart secretly belongs to Trump. You'll probably be putting out half-assed tweets or subconsciously not run her campaign as well.

There are also rumors that Bill is trying to sabotage her campaign. I was skeptical, but I can certainly see why. Bill doesn't want to drag all his skeletons out the closet again, and it's probably emasculating for him to become First Lady or whatever they'll call him.

MisterPrime ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 13:48:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're killing me here, "a shillion dollars", I'm dying. Too good.

[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:40:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're killing me here, "a shillion dollars",

I'm dying.

It's Benghazi all over again!

LifeThroughALens ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:57:07 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WE CAME, WE LIED (THEY DIED)

RockerverbGodzilla ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:43:33 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

THEY CALLED, I SLEPT, THEY DIED

B_man_5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

cackling

LifeThroughALens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:38 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ARF ARF ARF

Crazykool5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:11 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

<cuckling

infinitezero8 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:49:47 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Beng[h]azi

The H is silent.

CurtNo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:30:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What difference does it make?

[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:36:47 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

employed in her camp ... but personally doesn't like her

What a fantastic cover. It's essentially the entire human race!

My_Shitty_Alter_Ego ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:58:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always just assumed that Bill was calling the shots all along and trying to get a de-facto 3rd term for himself. I mean, he did fuck everything that moved and his doormat wife just sat and took it like a good little cuck so obviously she has no backbone of her own. She's a puppet, there is no other explanation.

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:53:18 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Eibleu ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:47:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Back in the '90's I always thought Hillary was pulling the strings

GhostOnWheels ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:16:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I still think it.

Why have the Clintons become so politically incompetent? Bill Clinton hasn't recently suffered brain injury, but Hillary has...

ThelemaAndLouise ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:00:22 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First Gentleman? That would be ironic. First husband? Hmm...

The_Punniest ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:25:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

First Man and watch SJWs get triggered.

PrimusDeP ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:04:32 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are also rumors that Bill is trying to sabotage her campaign. I was skeptical, but I can certainly see why.

The lolitia express pretty much made Bill a Child rapist. It does make sense that since Bill probably definitely have done way more horrible things than Shillary.

Humblenavigator ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:46:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*A small loan of a shillion dollars

piglip ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:07:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Robby Mook?

shakeandbake13 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:33:25 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Didn't it come out that she's been very abusive towards her staff, driving some to tears?

PM_ME_YOUR_CRUZ_FACE ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:33:17 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If you mean .38 calibre tears that exit at high speed through the back of the head, then yes.

[I hate myself for linking to the Daily Mail...]

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:59:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It's probably not even that complicated. If someone is a shit boss they're bound to have people working under them who don't want to see them succeed.

As for Bill, sometimes I wonder if supporting her campaign was the only way he could see to prevent her from leaving him. Gotta keep up appearences if you want to get elected.

JazzinZerg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump is the ultimate insider.

hornedJ4GU4RS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ON TIME AND UNDER BUDGET

JustWoozy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:05 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Trump is not only in their heads. He is living there rent free.

[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 14:11:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There was a 4chan post where this guy said he was working for the Hillary campaign except that everyone hated her and try to lead her in the wrong direction. But it's 4chan so it was probably fake

Nelsonskjold ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:44:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The twitter intern is probably related to the victims of Benghazi.

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:22:54 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

who's ben ghazi?? did he donate to hillary?

Nelsonskjold ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:28:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Idk for sure, I think some guy who spammed Hillary with a ton of emails. That's why she deleted them on accident.

CrashXXL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean with a cloth?

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:33:52 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(HE IS THO)

Iouboutin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sweet!

TrevorSlattery ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:18:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice!

Terracot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:25 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not yet (unfortunately)

Buttsechts ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:42:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HILLARY IS A MESS

_fuckallofyou_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:29:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, they're just that fucking stupid.

seius ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:20:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty obvious at this point there is an internal saboteur working in the Hillary camp.

Have you seen her record? She doesn't need a saboteur, she really is that incompetent.

GGRain ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:45:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, SJW, they are that stupid.

FoolishGuacBowl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:39:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
seius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:24:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary (((Clinton)))

Such Nazi.

motley_crew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TRUMP IS NOT THE PRESIDENT (HE WILL BE)

DreadGrunt ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 11:13:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, how? How does this happen??

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 13:36:12 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

What is this?

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:05:25 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not her job to know how marketing works (it is).

KosherDensity ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:16:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

At this point what does it even matter? (It does)

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:22:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good point โ€” there's just no way that Hillary's terrible marketing will doom her campaign (It will)

Sis_Wight_Mail_Strum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"What difference does it make?"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

10/10 username

[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 11:10:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In 1995 a Policy Subcommittee of the United States Strategic Command outlined future foreign policies and military strategies for 'Postโ€“Cold War Deterrence.'

The document claims that the capacity of the United States in exercising deterrence would be hurt by portraying U.S. leaders as fully rational and cool-headed, stating that:

"The fact that some elements may appear to be potentially 'out of control' can be beneficial to creating and reinforcing fears and doubts in the minds of an adversary's decision makers. This essential sense of fear is the working force of deterrence. That the U.S. may become irrational and vindictive if its vital interests are attacked should be part of the national persona we project to all adversaries."

The God Emperor was prophesied.

G19Gen3 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:13:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nixon put forth a rumor that he was senile and might hit the button at any time. Trump will probably put it out that he's perfectly sane but will turn your country to ash if you dare attack us.

Our only real threat is Russia. China loves us, we ARE their economy and all they care about is cash. Russia won't respect $hillary but they'll absolutely respect Trump.

gladbmo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:29:07 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Putin respects people who have character.

G19Gen3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:33:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think he would ever let it show but he would likely fear Trump. He's not stupid, he knows what kind of arsenal the U.S. has.

jesuschristwalks ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:44:35 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he would likely fear Trump

Doubtful, Trump is poised to be the best thing to happen to Russia since Saint Olga.

Thorbinator ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:15 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only candidate running that isn't still fighting the cold war.

defmacro-jam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:53 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And balls.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:42:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

twentyfuckingletters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:02 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BASED PUTIN

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:39 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

there's not really such a thing as worship that isn't.

gladbmo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:26 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not Worship, it's pretty much fact. Obama has done shit to piss world leaders off, especially Putin.

Jefferson__MAGA ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:34:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are so wrong, fellow centipede.

RUSSIA ALREADY DOES

G19Gen3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:36:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm saying they'll respect him as president too, once it's official.

Jefferson__MAGA ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:41:20 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh. Well...

Ten feet higher?

TheWallGrowsTaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The thought of building Trump's wall fills you with DETERMINATION.

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 182740ft.

We are 58.631% of the distance to the start of the Thermosphere (311680ft)! 128940ft remaining.
Once reached, it'll officially be renamed to Trumposphere


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CurtNo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not official (yet).

RockerverbGodzilla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:20 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't go so far as saying China loves us. They just tolerate us because we have the money and tech they need. Even then, they still act like assholes and can't even manage their own country. If you thought the stock troubles and currency manipulation were/are bad, just wait until Trump tells them to pay up, then their true colors will show.

SteelRail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yooouuuuu betttterrrrr notttttttt atttaacckkkkk

PM_ME_YOUR_CRUZ_FACE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I find it problematic that the left has no head for military strategy.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:49:02 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine." - some German General during WWII

caesar15 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was a soviet guy, the German said: "the reason the American army does so well in wartime is that war is chaos, and the American army practices chaos on a daily basis"

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna continue the chaos by confusing Germans and Soviets! Thanks for the correction.

Edd17 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 13:04:53 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hahaha what the actual fuck. who the hell runs her twitter account ,why would you put yet... this is just beyond me

funny_penis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

his foreign policy is making americans feel less safe even when he is not president. imagine how bad it would be if he became prez.

is that so hard to understand ?

wrathmont ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:54:42 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

DUDE WHY DID SHE SAY YET? THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO INTERPRET THAT. SERIOUSLY WTF

DreadGrunt ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:06:56 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, whoever is running her Twitter is seriously out to fuck with her lol. A ton of her tweets make Trump either look good or imply he's going to win, like wtf?

funny_penis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:51:23 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

his foreign policy is making americans feel less safe even when he is not president. imagine how bad it would be if he became prez.

is that so hard to understand ?

lcpl ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:11:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She needs Kevlar shoes if she's going to keep shooting herself in the foot like that. DAMN!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:44:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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lcpl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:50:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

GOOD OL GENERATION KILL! I'm glad my USMC flair attracted this video, I needed a good laugh to start my day. MAGA!

PostShitGetHit ยท 263 points ยท Posted at 10:41:26 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I still can't comprehend how stupid that woman is.

[deleted] ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 13:01:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not her, it's her twitter interns doing that. They obviously are trying to sabatage her shit anyway they can. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

rdancer ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 13:31:35 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not her job to hire or fire her employees (it is).

toxicpaper ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 13:35:15 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This comment is not funny (it is)

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 14:06:11 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not gonna turn this thread into a circle jerk (I am).

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:29:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

My dick is not outside of my pants. (It is)

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:36:33 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jeb's not moving his mouth slowly towards it (He is)

loc12 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:26:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not going to participate in this anymore (I will)

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:37:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pissed that you're not above this tomfoolery (I'm not)

candid_canid ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:20:42 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I hate this meme (I don't)

Goose31 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:43:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah she just has them killed by angry mobs instead.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:02:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, she would never collude with George Soros to do something like that (she would).

rdancer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:32 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's false flags and conspiracies all the way down.

latman ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why does everyone on reddit think interns run everyone's Twitter? Do you guys really believe an intern is running a potential president's Twitter account?

candid_canid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:21:48 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

OF COURSE WE DON'T (WE DO)

gladbmo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:25:54 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

they certainly are..

jac01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:27:07 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you really think Hillary is capable of knowing what twitter is?

latman ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:23 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Of course it's not her, but it's not an intern either.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No. (Yes)

[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 13:16:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She went into this thinking it was a clean sweep, finally her turn to be president. Now she's starting to be genuinely terrified that she's going to jail. I fucking love it.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:43:36 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Why_are_you_so_dumb_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:53:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we could slow this investigation down just a smidge, that'd be great. I'd like the indictment to knock her out of the race, but I want the actual trial part to take place under President Trump's administration. No pardon. Prison. And then, take an extremely thorough look at the Clinton Foundation to see if we can send Bill on a trip, too.

GhostOnWheels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Chelsea's name is on much of the Clinton Foundation's paperwork. I hope she goes to federal prison too, so we never have to hear from any of the Clintons again.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't believe she'll be sent to prison. (She will)

NiceFormBro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:40:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can only assume this was done to try and strike more fear into people who are severely against a Trump presidency.

She's trying to create a frenzy of terrified anti Trump citizens.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:25 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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PostShitGetHit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:42 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

don't think about it ... don't think about it... don't FUCK

funny_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

his foreign policy is making americans feel less safe even when he is not president. imagine how bad it would be if he became prez.

is all of this subreddit so dense as to not understand what the tweet meant ?

PostShitGetHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

are you so dense that you don't see how her tweet can be interpreted?

funny_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:15 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i interpreted her tweet just the same as all of you retards, but i'm trying to get across to you idiots that their campaign tweeter obviously meant something different.

PostShitGetHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:04 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We are all aware that they probably meant something else, Cpt. Obvious. Someone shit in your cereal?

funny_penis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:14:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We are all aware

sure y'all are. as evidenced by the deluge of comments wondering what else the tweet could mean.
obviously the campaign PR made a mistake with a tweet that could be interpreted differently, but when y'all retards think they are completely retarded instead of just partially, that proves you're the completely retarded ones.
I support Trump. that's why I don't want other idiots bringing him down with their lameness. Make America Not Retarded Again.

you can question my breakfast when you stop eating directly from the toilet bowl before flush your deuce.

PostShitGetHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:23 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god, calm down faggot. I really don't care enough to write my own paragraph about this bullshit. I stated my case.

funny_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on June 6, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ooh salty homo ?

PostShitGetHit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:50:56 on June 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What?

0fficerNasty ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:40:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(((((((((((((((((("""YET"""))))))))))))))))))))

mainfingertopwise ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:16:00 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was amazed to see that it was still up last night. I don't know what to think today.

donaldforprez ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:34:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HILLARY ISNT EVEN IN PRISON (YET)

truenerdking ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:22:22 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dumb bitch

Reform1slam ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:10:05 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can someone explain how Trump talking about his foreign policy is making us less safe? This coming from the woman who destroyed the Middle east with her Arab spring policies.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:42:36 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PARENTHESES MEME

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 13:23:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone on her social media team hates her. Or all of them.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:07:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Must be part of the job criteria.

ChickenOverlord ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:42:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone got a direct link to/archive of the tweet from Hillary?

EDIT: Nevermind, found it https://archive.is/NLh9a

tperelli ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:01:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here's the actual direct link. It's still up hahaha https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/738536082220843008

nazi-julie-andrews ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:36:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The replies on that tweet bring me so much joy.

un3qual ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:45:02 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe Shillary is a Donald plant...

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:22:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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Asari_Lover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Poor Huma :(

checkm8- ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:35:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this bitch completely retarded

Vault-Tec-Rep ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:26:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

(She is)

checkm8- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:48 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary Clinton claims she isnt an absolute retard (she is)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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checkm8- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hits deport button

chimpyTT ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:44:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Either there is a mole or she hired the worst interns on the planet.

Mar345 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:40:33 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary thinks she still has a chance (She doesn't)

ThatDaveyGuy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:14:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crooked Hillary is a mess. She gets confused a lot, but she's right about one thing - The God Emperor WILL be President!

CrookedPrisoner ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:15:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!
-- Hillary Clinton.

Total prison sentence in days: 7620 (20 years , 10 months and 20 days)

We are 77.321% of the days needed to give her the same sentence as Earl Edwin Pitts. 2235 Days remaining!

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bcrew ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:10:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

top kek shes so fucking dumb

funny_penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

his foreign policy is making americans feel less safe even when he is not president. imagine how bad it would be if he became prez.

is that so hard to understand ?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus , hiliary needs to fire her media team.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:45:33 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, she should pay them more. They're juuuuuuuuust fine.

sexy_bethany ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:44 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

LIVING RENT-FREE IN HER HEAD

PickledHate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somewhere, somehow, Scott Adams inexplicably cringed

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:23:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Adams cringed so hard he broke a collarbone

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:07:35 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CROOKED HILLARY KNOWS SHE IS GOING TO PRISON

yogibo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:29:07 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

CROOKED HILLARY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, GOOD THING SHE ISN'T IN PRISON (YET)

CrookedPrisoner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:29:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think itโ€™s fair to say that [the armenian genocide] has always been viewed, and I think properly so, as a matter of historical debate.
-- Hillary Clinton.

Total prison sentence in days: 7680 (21 years , 0 months and 15 days)

We are 77.93% of the days needed to give her the same sentence as Earl Edwin Pitts. 2175 Days remaining!

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CrookedPrisoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What difference, at this point, does it make?
-- Hillary Clinton.

Total prison sentence in days: 7590 (20 years , 9 months and 20 days)

We are 77.017% of the days needed to give her the same sentence as Earl Edwin Pitts. 2265 Days remaining!

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IF this is how shillery tweets, I wonder how the format of those emails look.

trumpple ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:48 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, just wow. No Words.

SpreadItLikeReddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:23 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She is a dumb bitch with horrible decision making abilities. She knows she is fucked.

ezwip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Freudian slip.

paross ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And another Communications major is looking for work.

SpaceNavy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Betcha it was immediately deleted

BroccoBaba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks again to our Nible navigators who've infiltrated the Hillary campaign. Although breaching the hillary campaign security probably wasn't too hard.

BigPhattyKane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:45 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Congrats Crooked H you just played yourself.

rolltider0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:54:53 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

boop-boop-a-doop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary's running one of the worst campaigns I've seen in modern politics.

mannercat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:30 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She has a bumper sticker out that says "Love Trumps Hate" She's giving you free advertising.

F4Z3D ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:10:56 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary on the Trump Train confirmed

TrumpTrain-bot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:10:58 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ThePresidentMrTrump ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:18:09 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's such a moron. Seriously, her grasp of the english language is almost as bad as her grasp on email.

I remember a while ago during an interview reporter asked about Trump's attacks on her, and she said "I could care less"

LOL

derkman96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Crooked Hillary is on the Trump train: confirmed. The wall just got ten feet higher

Edit: awesome it worked

CrookedPrisoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:36 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What difference, at this point, does it make?
-- Hillary Clinton.

Total prison sentence in days: 7940 (21 years , 9 months and 5 days)

We are 80.568% of the days needed to give her the same sentence as Earl Edwin Pitts. 1915 Days remaining!

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TheWallGrowsTaller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jet fueled illegals can't melt steel bricks

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

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TrumpTrain-bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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fallenlogan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:34 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Low Confidence Hillary is a twitter I can get behind.

Hivac-TLB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:29:56 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The only time this sub actually jerked off to a Hillary tweet.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:31:35 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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CrookedPrisoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ARF ARF ARF
-- Hillary Clinton.

Total prison sentence in days: 7980 (21 years , 10 months and 15 days)

We are 80.974% of the days needed to give her the same sentence as Earl Edwin Pitts. 1875 Days remaining!

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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary secretly wishes that the Donald is her husband.

ella101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:48:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dumb bitch

Top_Secret_Name ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:05:36 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's forfeiting? Already? Hot damn, that was easy!

desiiiigner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:57:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

whoever's running Hillary's campaign is missing a few screws. I mean, how in the fuck would something like this be tweeted? lmao

VonDinky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:25 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my god. Taking stupidity one step further.

skztr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

change the campaign: Re-Elect Trump?

ztsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:54 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary is just a pathetic candidate running a pathetic campaign with pathetic supporters.

blackjackjester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So Hillary's campaign can get Google to censor negative results about her, but they can't even put 140 characters into something not stupid. What the hell is going on.

MAGAinstrumentality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thinking beyond the sale huh Hitlery?

GOT EM.

bitchalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Reality must be setting in. Yes he will be.

ChewyIsMyC0Pil0t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BACK IT UP FOLKS, THERES NOTHING LEFT TO DO, HITLERY IS STUMPING HERSELF.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That twitter is such a trainwreck I refuse to believe the people she put in charge of it aren't secretly Trump supporters.

CanadianCentipede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HILLARY CLINTON CAN MEME (SHE CAN'T)

SkeevyPete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:53 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary isn't a criminal (she is!)

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:00:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MIND GAMES

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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candid_canid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:19 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

D as in detention?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:04 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

MEME MAGIC IS COMING TO LIFE

milelongkingkongdong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:30 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like that CNN thing is catching on. (It is)

Edit: Forgot CNN thing

polakfury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:46 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

President Trump!

Moksu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:22 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's happening guys

b4ti4tus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:40 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary is already a mess, and she is not even in prison (yet).

jac01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is a brilliant play actually. How can a jury convict her on the emails when she can say "look I don't even know how to tweet" /s

AJSwifty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:47 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can (yet) start being a thing now?

ihnrva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:00 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Trump Presidential Term: Under budget and ahead of schedule!

veevardhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:47 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That "Yet" changed everything

umilmi81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:59 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is even better than the other tweet that was something like:

"Donald Trump says women will get paid the same as a man if they do the same job as a man"

Is this real life?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

he isn't in her head (he is)

hillary210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:58 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't stump the Trump! (Even Hillary is on the Trump train)

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jackhackett80 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:43 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clinton didn't mean that Trump would be President(she did)

MakeAmericaDankAga1n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:02 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

AIRHORN

SHILLBOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Boston_Jason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:42:16 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BEND THE KNEE

RockerverbGodzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:21 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

HILLARY CLINTON - I DON'T BELIEVE I DID ANYTHING WRONG! (I DID)

my_cat_joe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:15 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This just means she's watching the polls.

pm_me_steam_codes69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:04 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What was that conspiracy where all her staff hates her and gives her terrible advice to try and sabotage her campaign?

PeytonManThing0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Vincente Fox: Mexico will not pay for that fucking wall! (They will)

CuckyMcCuckerston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:09 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hillary: I'm not afraid Yoda: You will be.....YOU WILL BE

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M E M E

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Wolf3500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:39 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This must be reverse psychology. She is saying that Trump will be president, but everything she says is a lie.

charlieXsheen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:28 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Living rent free inside her head

Butwella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Her foreign policy actually killed Americans yet she tweets this? What the fuck?

I don't get how people can say that Trump might get us into war/harm Americans when Hillary has actually done both of those things. We know she will but think Trump might... (he won't)

UCantTrumpTheTrump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She cant even insult right. How can she lead a country?!?!

family_jewelS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:54 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

taking a page out of trump's book by using reverse-psychology propoganda. nice one

Aquaman_and_Whales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:08 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I call bullshit

SuaveRico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:54 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They deleted it.

MilfMan2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit! !!

So Hillary was a Trump plant to make him president

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This lady hasn't drove a car in 20 years, has no idea how computers or email work, and can't even get a tweet right. All of her crimes aside how the fuck are people voting for someone so incompetent?

RIP_Berniebots_MAGA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:22 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! one of us?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If if if if if if if if if if if if only

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's not in federal prison (yet).

nimblecalifornian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:02 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is CNN tweeting for her? (probably)

hammertheham ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:04 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I would imagine she'd trying to scare her supporters, but it would most likely backfire and look like she's giving up

Scottch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:10 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can hear Scott Adams cracking up from here.

Sengura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She's in stage 5, acceptance.

deflateddoritodinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just amazing.

cody_neutron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:01 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She just presumed that if donald is going to become president his foreign policy will be unsafe.

ParkSojin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can (not) win this race Hillary

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:51 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Careless_Yoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:05 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jihad

Nostraadms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:40 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is this real or photoshpped?

Bill0405 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:55 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

100% real. It's been the source of several of my dank memes. Feel free to look them up :-P

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:40 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pack it up guys, we won!

roybringus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:42 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the same time though, Hilary has probably never written a tweet of her own in her life, this was probably some intern

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:49 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shillary can't even figure out email. You think she even knows how to use "the Google" to find "the Twitter?"

She absolutely does (no she doesn't).

Pictures_Of_Pot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:06 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So what you're saying is Hillary is either too stupid to find an intern that is capable of doing a halfway okay job, or she's too evil to find one that will.

ArchieTect ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:26:11 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I despise the entire premise of both her comment and the comments that Trump causes more violence. In the case of Clinton's tweet, she is implying that standing up for ourselves is causing us to be less safe, which implies that our enemies are actually stronger than us. SHE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT. Can you believe this? Its insanity. She is saying that she will immediately back down from everything that looks strong and/or risky.

Then they say Trump needs to back down to stop the violence; well we have let these violent people amongst us and cowering is not going to make violent people less violent. The mainstream media seems to want people to cower so that we can keep the appearance that all the violent people, the rioters, the hoodlums, the thugs are actually not violent.

It's insanity. It's cucked

touchmystuffIkillyou ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:43:03 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How does fucking with people less and putting more into our own security make us less safe, dingbat? How safe has your "foreign policy" and insecure, corrupt diplomacy made us?

This is simple. Clinton is making money from selling our safety, and she doesn't want the gravy train to end. She also owes people a lot of favors for the money she's collected.

Autistos ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:45:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I can't believe you guys think this is news

peteisneat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:41:34 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This isn't news. (Yet)

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:43:31 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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peteisneat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:50 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm curious what Hillary's policy will be regarding the value of smuggled cigarettes versus toilet wine.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:05:32 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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ignig ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:14 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

BTFO

DarkotheDark1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:57 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

how?

BillOReillyYUPokeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:55 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can you comprehend english?

DarkotheDark1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, can you?

BillOReillyYUPokeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:47 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You dont though, because you don't understand the tweet.

DarkotheDark1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I perfectly understand this tweet, I think you might be misinterpretating it.

BillOReillyYUPokeMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:47 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*misinterpreting

No, I think you are.

Bill0405 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:36 on June 4, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Out. OUT!!!

DarkotheDark1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:09:22 on June 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All I see around here are some easily triggered fucking retards.

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:43:41 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Donalderaldo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:18:11 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tell us how you really feel, pal.

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:27 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Donalderaldo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:29:29 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, yes. Just like he was going to get curbstomped by women, 'true' conservatives, and every other demographic in the primary elections, as all the pundits predicted. Get the shit out of your eyes and ears and pay close attention, Clinton couldn't navigate her out of a paper bag, and Trump destroyed 16 other candidates under budget and ahead of schedule with ease. But, please, wank yourself to sleep tonight, and keep praying that America goes up in flames with a Clinton presidency, you delusional, hopeless sack of dogshit.

MustangMark83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:40:37 on June 3, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We don't need it.

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