rematar ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 14:25:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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I've been at a normal house party that turned into a bunch of suburban white chicks having a twerk off...so I would be apt to agree with your assessment.
I would submit that twerking isn't sexy! but of course, I was scared at 15 when I went to a sweet 16 party that featured exclusive dry humping dance moves. broke my sheltered little mind. that was in the 90's and I'm still unsure what I saw
dancing is sexy. at least, when it's done right. it's possible that all popular dance moves began their lives with this same situation. tho I am laughing imagining people clutching their pearls over the sprinkler. the sprinkler is my favorite dance move
I always thought it was basically dry-humping without the other person. But I guess if it was used as a dance move, that would be different. However, a video of someone twerking and not doing any other moves seems like a sexual act to me
a sexual act. ok. so you think she was... fucking that table? giving that table a strip tease? cause it looks like shes doing something to the table. I suggest dance move, you suggest sexual act. who knows, right?
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:38:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's mildly sexual but not so sexual that it's "fucked up". It's just suggestive, but a lot of dance is suggestive to begin with. Arguably that's one of the main points of dance
Itโs not intense, but it is definitely sexually suggestive behavior if you sent it as a video to someone or randomly did it in front of someone not as part of like a dance routine or something
You can be right. But it's a shitty glass table that wobbles and shatters easily. It was a ticking time-bomb.
If they broke something like a vase or pottery that was sentimental, it would be worse and they would definitely be shitty tenants.
But if you host your dwelling for AIRBNB, where you cycle through a TON of different guests regularly, and you have something that is both sentimental and fragile in that living area, you're a fucking idiot host.
On the same hand, if you put out an item like this in a heavily trafficked area, and then rent your house out, there has to be a part of you that's willing to accept that it might be damaged or destroyed.
I know that's not how things work in people's minds in reality, but it's how they should work.
"hey, honey! where is that sentimentality priceless item we have kept boxed up forever? I want to put it out in the living room for strangers to see and possibly break..."
We almost set an AirBnB on fire because some oil dripped from the baking paper and started burning. Not everyone is super vengeful if you own up to your mistakes and make amends. You don't even have to compensate "generously". Pay for the fucking table and a little tip for the trouble of replacing it and that's it.
If they offer to pay for it instead i
Of having Airbnb chase them for the money, they'll prob be good.
No idea why the downvotes. I have been doing airbnb for years. If they remedy the situation, we work with them. If we have to have airbnb chase them down for the cash and they cause a stink.... they'll never be rented to again
We didn't even get a warning. Got the key under the mat, opened the door and he greeted us. Then we found a paper on the counter with some instructions.
If it's like "throw some food in his bowl and let him out a couple of times a day", I'd be fine with it. If it's like "Walk him for 2 hours and give him a deep tissue massage", fuck that.
Even then, that requires work...if Iโm on vacation I donโt want to have to work at the place Iโm sleeping. If it was announced and the rate was lower to reflect this, sure fine. But if itโs completely unknown then itโs wrong.
Well thatโs kind of BS, it seems like theyโre just trying to get someone to watch their dog for free instead of being responsible and paying someone or boarding it.
how many times did that poor bastard have breathing coughing fits after getting too excited and you tried to calm him down so he wouldnt pass out from lack of oxygen
I spent the night at a friend's house one time after a night of drinking. The next morning I mentioned to him that he snored louder than anyone I'd ever heard before, only for him to tell me it was in fact his 10 year old massively overweight pug responsible for the floor-rumbling snores. It's a wonder these things can breathe at all.
donโt know if the rules differ by country, or if people just donโt follow them, but we stayed at one in Mexico and there were tons of cats mostly hanging outside. I guess we couldโve always brought one in if we wanted to.
I mean accidents happen too. It doesn't have to be intentional. This post is LITERALLY about some drunk AirBNBers shattering a glass table. How hard do you think it would be for one of them to just leave a door or a window open.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My brother and his husband both have jobs where they travel a lot. Whenever they're both traveling for work they rent their house out through airbnb.
They have a cat, an aquarium, and a small vegetable garden that needs to be watered every day. The people renting the place feed the cat and fish, and water the garden for them.
My brother has described airbnb as hiring a house sitter who pays you to do it.
MF_Mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part is when that manic smile creeps out, simply because she knows she is fucked but can't believe the circumstances that led to this. Fuck if I were her I'd laugh also lmao
Super random but this reminds me of the time when I was taking a shower and as I was closing the sliding glass door it just kind of came off and I was stuck, naked, holding this huge glass shower door that was slipping slowly towards the ground.
I decided to try and set it down easy and it slipped and the corner of the door landed right between my big toe and assistant manager to the big toe. As soon as the corner hit the ground the whole glass door shattered into a million little pieces and left a hole right where the corner landed, if it would have landed even a centimeter to either side I would be sitting here with one less toe on my foot.
I always laugh when I fuck up. Itโs a pretty normal reaction in high stress/high adrenaline situations. Not sure why you immediately went to this thought but it feels like you hate this woman for no reason
Twerking looks absurd, in my mind. If a "thic" girl does it, it looks like she is trying to clap with her ass cheeks and when a skinny girl does it... Yeah seizure.
What if it wasnโt even her house and she was the guest?
Phukc ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 13:11:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
According to some in depth research I did by perusing some comments in this thread, it may be an Airbnb rental. So, she fucked up!
I only hope she was the one who rented it, and didn't just shaft someone else's ability to rent in the future. Although, they easily could have pointed out how dumb of an idea this was, so.... ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I've never understood why people like glass tables, especially dining/kitchen tables. Nothing like eating while having to look at someone's legs or feet.
The only acceptable type of glass table is one that's set into a frame, so it can't just fall out. Also something solid between the glass and the floor in case it breaks. Which kind of nullifies the point of "ooh, look how modern our see through table is!" so... yeah. Glass tables are pointless. Like glass chopping boards.
My mother has a glass table in the living room. I've always hated that piece of shit. It's not just a glass table, but a very frail one, like a 3d chess board with 2 layers that you can shift around. Of course it looks somewhat fancy but it's utter crap in terms being useful for anything but having something to complain about (don't touch the table)
I love my mother, she's a saint. But that fucking table was a huge fail buy. Maybe I should just do some twerking on it so she must buy a new - hopefully more sturdy - one.
VixDzn ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:56:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, a literal essay on your hatred for glass tables... What has glass tables ever done to you? In a loft they look amazing, this house doesn't suit it at all but with a proper interior architect you could really make a glass table the center piece of a living room.
Glass tables are beautiful.
FlyNap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:26:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What Airbnb has a cat?
askeeve ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:33:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently it's not that uncommon. I'm sure it's disclosed in advance for you to decide if you want that or not.
For real, that's literally the whole point of a table. It's supposed to hold stuff. I feel like if you're pretentious enough to get a table you can barely use you kind of deserve this
It's glass. Glass breaks. I never understand this reaction, it happens when people crack their phone screens too.
Are you people really not familiar with the properties of glass?
foomp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:11:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That top looks to be about .75" thick (19mm for my euro brethren) and should be tempered if it's for a furniture use. It should be able to take much more stress than what she applied before it breaks.
You think every random piece of furniture has tempered glass on it? You'd put your weight on it depending on it being tempered to not kill a cat or shred your feet?
I don't think I'm crazy for not assuming these things and just being careful around huge slabs of glass. This attitude has served me well so far.
foomp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
No but I assume the carrier of the insurance for the furniture manufacturer would require it. My carrier doesn't cover me if I build cribs or ladders with more than one step.
Selling cheap things is a fine idea, but selling cheap things that you're liable for is terrible idea.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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foomp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:15:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that a flex? I giving a pertinent example of what I'm talking about. Insurance coverage for business liability is full of exclusions and requirements.
My assumption is that a consumer would generally think that a piece of furniture can withstand the vagaries of use.
That's a dangerous piece of furniture. Leaning on furniture, that's high use, causing catastrofic failure is a sign that it was designed by an idiot. That thing could have seriously injured someone.
First it's heavy and unstable. A bad thing for a piece of heavily used furniture. Second it isn't even made with safety glasses. If it were,it would break in a way that can't maimed or kill people; especially children. Don't ever design or build furniture if you can't understanding that these characteristics aren't acceptable for a piece of furniture. It's a hazard and if someone were injured the manufacturer would get sued out of existence.
AkaYoDz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if she fell on the shards easily cut deep into some critical points on the body. I feel the look of shock on her face was how did I just survive that. The endless outcomes of severe bodily trauma and only one where she walks away lucky soab
I was wrestling with one of my friends when I was like 10 when I tripped and crashed straight through glass coffee table like this. Somehow came out of it unscathed. I now treat glass tables with a fair degree respect. I notice that a lot of people do not. It concerns me.
Although, I also had a large marble table randomly collapse onto my legs one time... so I might just have a uniquely bad experience with tables.
Meanwhile humans in a tiny planet in the middle of nothing:
LET'S MAKE A TABLE OF THIS VERY FRAGILE MATERIAL THAT SHATTERS REALLY EASY, THAT BE A GOOD IDEA!!
The glass wasnโt secured to the tables frame for some dumb reason. Not many glass tables I know of come like that, so you canโt exactly blame her fully.
Oh, I guess you see it as perpetuating cyberbullying. In that case, I hope somebody will calmly and affectionately explain to her, why destroying glass tables is very very no-no. And then give her a treat.
Your sarcasm shows how you view people and I feel sad for you. I hope you can see others on this planet as simple people just trying to get through life just as you are, mistakes and all. Have a good one.
I've always had a phobia of glass tables and furniture. Never buy the stuff for myself because I don't trust the material. Videos like this reinforce that notion.
Ah yes, rimless and unattached glass tables. The amount of โshin bangsโ I have suffered to glass tables is fucking bullshit. Iโm glad to see the shatter lol.
Timaden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love that point after a fuck up where you canโt help but just laugh
egalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure her parents are just glad she's okay, physically anyway. Just clean up the mess and consider it a lesson learned.
I've commented on this re-post before but I'll say it again. She feels bad enough about what happened so further ridicule will just hurt feelings. Everything we own in life will go away in the end, but hurt feelings can last forever.
Iโve seen this video a few times now and just noticed the cat jump out from under right before the table crashes down. You might say it has cat like reflexes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Any other videos of her trying to twerk? Asking for a friend...
viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well, don't just leave the broken glass pieces there
ak80048 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's karma for trying to be a ho, also put a rug down under the table, makes it feel more homely and feels good under bare feet, plus the table wouldn't have broken if there was one there already
As someone with curious cats who had broken glass before Iโm a bit concerned that no one makes sure the cat doesnโt come back and walk through the shards. Yes, it got scared asf and ran away, so did my little fucker last time he threw a glass off the table but like 0.5sec later he was no longer scared and tried to check out his mess.
L345H ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The only sane being in this video is the cat. I mean, WTH? Wouldn't you immediately start cleaning it up instead of having a sudden onset mental breakdown???
_o_aine ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Don't just sit there, start cleaning that shit up.!
cranop ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch, you better get back up and start cleaning up that mess you made.
You alright there buddy? You should find someone to talk to, professionally. Maybe help sort out some of your issues before they become a problem for you or those around you. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The first girl on her right is "judging the living shit out of her". She doesn't care about the table, she even sorta seems maliciously happy about the table. She's just "disgusted" with the dance she was performing.
The girl that was "dancing" looks like a pretty 30yo.. but looking at her friends and nose piercing I'm pretty sure she's like 17
I've actually broken that table before. I was tripping on shrooms and fell off the couch. Woke up the next day to a terrible terrible mess. My buddy wasn't all too happy with me.
This reminds me of a childhood memory! My friends and I were about 9-10 at the time. We were playing in a friend's house and someone through a pillow that goes on the sofa and it hit a vase nearby. We all saw the vase spin around and fall in slow motion. We were still jolly as ever. The friend whose house it was, was beyond mortified.
The expression on her face is the same expression he had, unlike her he started crying.
We had no idea how to handle him. I think my other friend and I just went home after that.
Hahahah funny I still remember it.
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YouSeeingThisBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:52:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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CurlSagan ยท 4723 points ยท Posted at 11:17:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The nice thing about selling wobbly glass tables is you get a lot of repeat business.
Marshallstacks ยท 816 points ยท Posted at 11:41:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Job security!
SkilletKitten ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 13:04:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The table was also attempting a twerking demo (at least I assume that was the girlโs goal)?
Rogue147 ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 13:37:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs how a glass table twerks
OneDirectionless ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 13:50:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When the pimp's in the crib ma,
Break it like it's hot
randomlyjoy ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 13:54:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The cat knew it was coming.
LolaSupershot ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 16:31:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat's can see moments into the future. That's why their pupils are so big.. constant psychedelic tripping.
Tribite ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:31:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Cause that looked more like a twreck to me.
electroman13 ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 13:02:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I donโt think Iโd buy another if this happened.
ItGradAws ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 14:02:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Then you're a shitty consumer. Your social credit score has been docked [-10] points.
fucken_random ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:15:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Whatโs my score do me
rematar ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 14:25:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Rule 12.k.04
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DamnYouRichardParker ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:58:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ho China calm down
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:44:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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rematar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:45:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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rematar ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:52:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh. If you're thinking of using it as a bowl, it might be appy sized. I'm thinking guac.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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rematar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cool.
FretOne92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Did I just scroll my way to a Black Mirror episode?
cavedweller333 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:49:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You scrolled to China
FretOne92 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Touchรฉ
rematar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I will be playing the role of the foreseer this morning.
CLENicoleMarie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
170394728 (itโs super good)
ItGradAws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Prevents you from ending up in Chinese jail. Have a nice day :)
reddit25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Double negative, so +10 points?
ItGradAws ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:16:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
How dare you question the CCP system. Docked [remaining] points. Your social credit score has arrived at zero. Congratulations. We are preparing the bed to your gulag as we speak. Please see your local law enforcement to start the reeducation process.
Hydrogen_Ion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So I gain 10 points?
Hutch1n5 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:02:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
But it really tied the room together... Am I wrong??
skonen_blades ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe after my daughter moved out.
novettam ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 12:42:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooooh... I was about to comment that it was a pretty shitty table, but is just smart manufacturing! xD
Super_Master_69 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 13:14:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why nothing is built to last anymore :(
ancientflowers ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 14:28:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Because of twerking?
WhiteKongX ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:05:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Every day we stray further from gods light
Shoninjv ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:11:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/r/NoahGetTheBoat
cantGitABreak ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:53:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
BECAUSE OF THE CHINESE!!!!1!!11!!!!!
StandAloneBluBerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's a feature not a bug.
jambavamba ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:24:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Not that zojirushi flask though. That's buy it for life
inept_timelord ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:13:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine something like that one fucking real fake doors ad from Rick and Morty
NoTimeForTacos ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:41:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The real tragedy is that her mom only owed three more payments to Rent-a-Center on that fine piece of brass & glass.
Musicatronic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:31:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
business
Nxt1tothree ยท 4429 points ยท Posted at 12:24:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why they all look like the same person trying to wear a disguise
[deleted] ยท 768 points ยท Posted at 12:34:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
bro
fezenberg ยท 331 points ยท Posted at 14:34:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
BRUH
TheronEpic ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 15:05:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
COMRADE OR MALE SIBLING, SOMETIMES "BRETHEREN"
Harmacc ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:20:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Significant brother.
tnturner ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:39:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hells yeah.
HelloLoJo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:50:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is what Ethan Klein writes on his anniversary cards
Acid48 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:32:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, look at cool guy with the big text
TheronEpic ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:43:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
small like my pp too
boodleoodle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:58 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/totallynotrobots
ATragedyOfSorts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
MY NIGGA
radams713 ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 13:04:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sisters maybe?
Findadmagus ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:30:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sisters twerking together.... something about that just feels fucked up so Iโm gonna doubt it
generaltsao ยท 185 points ยท Posted at 14:42:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think that in 2019 twerking is sexualized anymore. This is like, oh my god is elvis doing the twist? Think of the children!
like the twist, or any lower body gyration, this is just a dance move now. it's for funzies
onamonapizza ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 15:28:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I've been at a normal house party that turned into a bunch of suburban white chicks having a twerk off...so I would be apt to agree with your assessment.
generaltsao ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:07:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I would submit that twerking isn't sexy! but of course, I was scared at 15 when I went to a sweet 16 party that featured exclusive dry humping dance moves. broke my sheltered little mind. that was in the 90's and I'm still unsure what I saw
PlatonicCompliments ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:26:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"Freaking" is the dance you are referring to. I had a similar experience in the 90's.
pdinc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Daggering?
MadCervantes ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:22:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
He said dry humping not "dry using a woman as a Medievel flail to destroy your enemies".
JamzWhilmm ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:07:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. People nowadays do it to see if you can. So in a sense it is more like a backflip. It is still sexual but that trait has become secondary.
generaltsao ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:09:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
dancing is sexy. at least, when it's done right. it's possible that all popular dance moves began their lives with this same situation. tho I am laughing imagining people clutching their pearls over the sprinkler. the sprinkler is my favorite dance move
jussumman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:18:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What else is more sexually provacative than twerking I ask? I don't see it as a backflip.
ReallyRacistBlackGuy ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:52:58 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's 2019. Those women have a 3-sided dildo that they frequently hop on together and that's not sexual at all you perverts.
Findadmagus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:56:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was basically dry-humping without the other person. But I guess if it was used as a dance move, that would be different. However, a video of someone twerking and not doing any other moves seems like a sexual act to me
generaltsao ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:00:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
a sexual act. ok. so you think she was... fucking that table? giving that table a strip tease? cause it looks like shes doing something to the table. I suggest dance move, you suggest sexual act. who knows, right?
justpassingby3 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:41:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sheโs presenting her ass for the camera. Itโs a very sexual dance move.
SauronDidNothingRong ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:59:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'm shocked people can seriously claim twerking isn't inherently sexual. But then again it's reddit, so I probably shouldn't be at this point.
MadCervantes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:23:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Things which are sexual in one context can become non sexual in others.
Or perhaps things which are sexual can have multiple valences.
Findadmagus ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 15:02:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, no one will truly know their intentions except them
VicarOfAstaldo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Aging is weird
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:38:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's mildly sexual but not so sexual that it's "fucked up". It's just suggestive, but a lot of dance is suggestive to begin with. Arguably that's one of the main points of dance
InspectorHornswaggle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:18:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You've definitely not seen me dance then...
slicketyrickety ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:25:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that's exactly something sisters do
Noodle-Works ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:36:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
dont ruin this for me.
deytookurjob ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:55:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I twerk with my brothers and sisters all the time. I'm also am only child
Iamdelyano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Eh ~
toafer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:21 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
you have been banned from /r/alabama
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:44:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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mega_douche1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:59:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Perv
radrobgray ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
X
somethingratherother ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:43:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah because twerking is such intense sexual behavior ๐
Findadmagus ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:00:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs not intense, but it is definitely sexually suggestive behavior if you sent it as a video to someone or randomly did it in front of someone not as part of like a dance routine or something
somethingratherother ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You donโt get out much do you?
Findadmagus ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:05:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, Iโm outside every day like most people. I donโt really see how that would have anything to do with it my argument though?
somethingratherother ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 15:18:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I just find it hard to believe that someone with a social life genuinely thinks twerking like this is anything but a joke
ReallyRacistBlackGuy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:55:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Just giving you a casual strip tease here bro. Haha stick your finger in my ass bro it's 2019 this stuff isn't sexual.
Findadmagus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:42:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ach well if theyโre not hurting anyone by doing it, I donโt have a problem with it.
Higgs-Boson-Balloon ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:47:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Donโt joke, my friend knows a guy, who knows a girl, whose friend got pregnant from twerking
guinness_blaine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:50:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Half the girls in my high school had twerk babies
BillSlank ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Half of the girls in my high school had tweak babies
witcherstrife ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:28:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Let's not kid ourselves that it's not a sexually suggestive dance. It's not comparable to the twist like some other dude was saying.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That happens..... all the time
Findadmagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:01:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of weird shit happens all the time
lotusdreams ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
yโall watch too much fucking incest porn smh. itโs not inherently sexual
JohnnySixguns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You so crazy
bdd4 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 13:58:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What Happened to Monday?
thepatientoffret ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:28:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She ded
oldboy_alex ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:46:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Spoilerwarning
She was a traitor
HappierHat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:05:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one with black hair?
oldboy_alex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember
JRGtheGYPSY ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 12:46:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this 10 times because this comment.
swimtothemoon27 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:28:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So itโs hard to find the one who actually twoke the table.
Phukc ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 13:07:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
oskxr552 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Math ainโt mathing man
kyleinhighdef ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 12:37:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And why that animal look like weirdly big
LDwhatitbe ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 13:00:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
cause yโall high af
itchy136 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:24:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sure am
cheesyblasta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:26:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies and gentlemen
We gottem
itchy136 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's just Cheetos in my hands I swear
Vilanu ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:15:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I didn't notice that!
Makes the vid a lot better.
Cristian_01 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:41:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe that's because they're all siblings in disguise
ReallyRacistBlackGuy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:51:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I see all white girls. It makes movies very confusing.
fernweh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:11:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Utah?
Iykury ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:56:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
wait why
FivePoopMacaroni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:14:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Because Joseph Smith?
PsilocinSavesSouls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The state of Utah has a history of higher rates of polygamy. I think he's saying that they're all step-sisters.
Iykury ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:16:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, they could just be normal sisters, right?
TheWayOfTheWood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What? Siblings under polygamy would look less similar than normal siblings because they would have different mothers. Am I missing something?
BigLebowskiBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:20 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So racially, he's pretty cool?
stevodadragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:56:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They all look like Winona Ryder
o0precision ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:02:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure I saw the same comment the first time I saw this video.
Practically_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs I felt when I worked in a restaurant. All the severs looked alike.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They're not like other girls lol
justavault ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dat's lacist.
NiteNiteSooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
you have to be the same race as the people youre saying that about otherwise its racist
futuneral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wynona Ryder
TinyGinella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Must be a glitch in the matrix
ak80048 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
i thought the two on left might be sisters
AlexandersWonder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thy look like siblings
XFX_Samsung ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:46:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
NPCs aren't that customizable.
pvsa ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 12:57:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
White people
samuelsfx ยท 957 points ยท Posted at 09:54:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The nightmare of what your mother will say when she see this
frogprincet ยท 519 points ยท Posted at 12:42:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If I remember from the last time this was posted they were in an air bnb
AweHellYo ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 13:21:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
โSo, like, Iโm thinking an even split is fair, right guys? Right? I mean we were all hanging out drinking. Guys?โ
kawaiiasfluff ยท 408 points ยท Posted at 12:45:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck that's way worse. Good luck ever trying to rent another one.
GamerNoLife ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 14:14:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What if you compensated generously for the troubles you caused?
ILikeSugarCookies ยท 365 points ยท Posted at 14:23:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Then a reasonable host would accept that and see them as upstanding people and probably recommend them to other hosts.
Because that's how normal shit works. The internet (especially reddit) doesn't seem to understand how real life works.
[deleted] ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 14:27:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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divide_by_hero ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 16:18:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh, and we obviously cleaned up the mess before checking out"
TheAdAgency ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 16:52:29 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
*having hurriedly inserted massive glass shards throughout the couch*
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 15:59:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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Nicholaes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:12:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ya itโs such a big deal to the owner of the air bnb to know exactly how the table broke lol. You could just pay for it and all is well.
Tomatin90 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:09:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And that's how you lose the reputation you are trying to gain by paying it...
bs000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
i thought real life was a sitcom
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 15:02:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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ILikeSugarCookies ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:06:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You can be right. But it's a shitty glass table that wobbles and shatters easily. It was a ticking time-bomb.
If they broke something like a vase or pottery that was sentimental, it would be worse and they would definitely be shitty tenants.
But if you host your dwelling for AIRBNB, where you cycle through a TON of different guests regularly, and you have something that is both sentimental and fragile in that living area, you're a fucking idiot host.
rillydumguy ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 15:27:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
nice victim blaming. "the table should have been wearing a tablecloth" fucking sexist pro rape nazi
GobBluth19 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:31:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
jesus christ try harder
rillydumguy ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 15:33:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
go eat a piece of shit!
Beemow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:46:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell? Haha
rillydumguy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:48:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
you can go eat some candy ur cool
Beemow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:53:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
Counterkulture ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:21:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
On the same hand, if you put out an item like this in a heavily trafficked area, and then rent your house out, there has to be a part of you that's willing to accept that it might be damaged or destroyed.
I know that's not how things work in people's minds in reality, but it's how they should work.
letmeusespaces ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:13:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"hey, honey! where is that sentimentality priceless item we have kept boxed up forever? I want to put it out in the living room for strangers to see and possibly break..."
GenitalJouster ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 15:10:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We almost set an AirBnB on fire because some oil dripped from the baking paper and started burning. Not everyone is super vengeful if you own up to your mistakes and make amends. You don't even have to compensate "generously". Pay for the fucking table and a little tip for the trouble of replacing it and that's it.
Stats_with_a_Z ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Depending in how ling your stay was, you could possibly even replace it without them ever knowing.
neukjedemoeder ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:21:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Can't you just make a new account
bronzedlampshade ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:04:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If they offer to pay for it instead i Of having Airbnb chase them for the money, they'll prob be good.
No idea why the downvotes. I have been doing airbnb for years. If they remedy the situation, we work with them. If we have to have airbnb chase them down for the cash and they cause a stink.... they'll never be rented to again
Chris73757 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 12:51:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You can rent apartments with cats on airbnb ?
SubtleStutterDude ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 12:58:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, you can do that. Mostly cats from what I have seen
R8RBruin ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 13:04:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I rented one in Kansas City and we had to take care of a Pug named Quincy
Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/NgQ6VrI
tenaciousdeev ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 13:56:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
People are really trusting of strangers. Damn.
R8RBruin ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 14:05:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We didn't even get a warning. Got the key under the mat, opened the door and he greeted us. Then we found a paper on the counter with some instructions.
_No_Donkey_Brains_ ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 14:07:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
See as much as I like dogs, Iโd be pissed with that.
I_worship_odin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:40:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If it's like "throw some food in his bowl and let him out a couple of times a day", I'd be fine with it. If it's like "Walk him for 2 hours and give him a deep tissue massage", fuck that.
_No_Donkey_Brains_ ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:44:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Even then, that requires work...if Iโm on vacation I donโt want to have to work at the place Iโm sleeping. If it was announced and the rate was lower to reflect this, sure fine. But if itโs completely unknown then itโs wrong.
KingOfTheCouch13 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:10:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What if you're severely allergic to dogs?
Daroo425 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:10:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
nah because then you have to actively be at the airbnb or at least come back a couple times a day
Linubidix ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 14:24:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's a pretty shitty dog owner to drop their pug on unassuming guests.
DeepThroatModerators ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:44:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Eh I really depends on the airbnb. Some people rent out when they have to travel for work.
They should definately put it in the listing though. Wouldn't be good if someone allergic rented...
gorocz ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 15:01:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, what if you were allergic?
Who-or-Whom ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:27:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Forget that, what if you showed up late and the dog pissed/shit inside? Or even worse if it didn't have enough water or food out?
Counterkulture ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:22:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like someone wanted free pet sitting.
johsko ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 16:41:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Free? The owner got paid for it.
Counterkulture ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Haha... exactly.
MagicalTrevor09 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:05:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well thatโs kind of BS, it seems like theyโre just trying to get someone to watch their dog for free instead of being responsible and paying someone or boarding it.
PM_ME_YER_CUNT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
.... what the fuck
BearBryant ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 13:16:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That sounds like a good vacation tbh
R8RBruin ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 13:22:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It was one stop on a 10 day journey crossing 13 states! Quincy was just a chapter in our book.
JBthrizzle ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:45:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
how many times did that poor bastard have breathing coughing fits after getting too excited and you tried to calm him down so he wouldnt pass out from lack of oxygen
mohammedibnakar ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:52:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I spent the night at a friend's house one time after a night of drinking. The next morning I mentioned to him that he snored louder than anyone I'd ever heard before, only for him to tell me it was in fact his 10 year old massively overweight pug responsible for the floor-rumbling snores. It's a wonder these things can breathe at all.
TreeCalledPaul ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:53:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Poor things shouldn't even exist. I hope we eventually pass some humane laws to keep people from legally breeding these genetic mishaps.
__Little__Kid__Lover ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:48:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
He actually died in the middle of the night. That's why he is the last chapter.
Kapps ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:21:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Second last.
The last chapter was pork chops.
RadDude57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES.
SchrodingersCatPics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking a nice Quince Pie
fanclubpending ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:24:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This thread in smileys:
:) โโโ> :| โโโ> :(
R8RBruin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:06:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We laughed when we first saw him then immediately started drinking and then after we went out we were too drunk to notice his mini seizures.
boringoldcookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
HE'S SO DAMN CUTE
LDwhatitbe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:59:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
donโt know if the rules differ by country, or if people just donโt follow them, but we stayed at one in Mexico and there were tons of cats mostly hanging outside. I guess we couldโve always brought one in if we wanted to.
AnF-18Bro ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:43:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Our condo comes with our cat! The people who will stay in a place with a cat usually love it.
AdorableCartoonist ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:47:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be terrified to trust my cat with strangers.
Yourneighbortheb ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 13:53:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
All those evil airbnb renters!!
AdorableCartoonist ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:57:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I mean accidents happen too. It doesn't have to be intentional. This post is LITERALLY about some drunk AirBNBers shattering a glass table. How hard do you think it would be for one of them to just leave a door or a window open.
Yourneighbortheb ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 13:59:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
All those evil airbnb renters!!
AdorableCartoonist ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:00:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is a really weird hill you chose to die on but have at dude.
Yourneighbortheb ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 14:03:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
All those evil airbnb renters!!
Shandlar ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:58:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh dude, have you like, met people?
AdorableCartoonist ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:17:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You know those kids who think asking "Why?" repeatedly is hilarious? Yeah this is like the Reddit version of it.
Yourneighbortheb ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:03:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
All those evil airbnb renters!!
frogprincet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:10:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. You can also bring your own pets to some
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My brother and his husband both have jobs where they travel a lot. Whenever they're both traveling for work they rent their house out through airbnb.
They have a cat, an aquarium, and a small vegetable garden that needs to be watered every day. The people renting the place feed the cat and fish, and water the garden for them.
My brother has described airbnb as hiring a house sitter who pays you to do it.
MF_Mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Totally.
sk8erdh36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I rented one in San Francisco that had a dog.
Phukc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:09:21 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
missbelled ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
OH NO
Sports_hysterics ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:20 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite part is when that manic smile creeps out, simply because she knows she is fucked but can't believe the circumstances that led to this. Fuck if I were her I'd laugh also lmao
Kellntime ยท 1209 points ยท Posted at 11:29:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
bathroomstalin ยท 622 points ยท Posted at 12:29:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/WatchPeopleSeeThisShit
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ImThePancakeGod ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 13:05:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You motherfucker, lmao!
Vilanu ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 13:13:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The beauty of this is that I recognized the sub, clicked r/WatchPeopleSeeThisShit, but instead I watched myself see that shit.
โ
EDIT: Lol, silver for linking a sub? That's gotta be the easiest way I've ever gotten silver. Thanks!
afGoul ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 13:25:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, so the sub really does exist!
Alarid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:52:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I also use glass tables when I watch people see this shit.
SofaBlanket ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 13:43:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh awesome, thanks
Meynbuhdei ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:03:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You all disgust me.
Skyaboo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:40:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs too early for me to have been had twice
bathroomstalin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:22:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about it
jazzymelomaniac ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:25:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nice.
boolean_array ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:28:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
XcQ, shame on you.
Vilanu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:31:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea what XcQ meant, but now that I do, I love it.
ShannonGrant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Now go for gold.
Vilanu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:56:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A man can only hope.
mfoxin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You sir, are a man of class.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:00:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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Iamdarb ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:22:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I still click it, it's such a great song.
BrohanGutenburg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:06:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You guys must be getting dudes on mobile. I gotta think everyone on the desktop version uses RES by now.
protoncious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/AngryUpvotes
MakeItHappenSergant ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:57:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/WatchPeopleShitInside
bathroomstalin ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:59:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
otc108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out.
sushpa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:20:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/subsifellfor
filss ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:45:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They all want to laugh tho
_BlNG_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:25:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Her heart shattered
Bull5464 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:33:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Beat me to it!
mykylodge ยท 372 points ยท Posted at 10:19:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She should be celebrating, that glass missed he foot by inches.
pratyush_28 ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 14:08:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat - Nobody cares about me
itsalwaysf0ggyinsf ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 14:18:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The cat was always gonna be fine, cats have a 7th sense about these things
Rocketbird ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:12:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What you call a 7th sense I call crippling anxiety.
Whatโs that? Someone dropped a box on the ground 300 feet away? FLEE!!!
frijolin ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:06:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Super random but this reminds me of the time when I was taking a shower and as I was closing the sliding glass door it just kind of came off and I was stuck, naked, holding this huge glass shower door that was slipping slowly towards the ground.
I decided to try and set it down easy and it slipped and the corner of the door landed right between my big toe and assistant manager to the big toe. As soon as the corner hit the ground the whole glass door shattered into a million little pieces and left a hole right where the corner landed, if it would have landed even a centimeter to either side I would be sitting here with one less toe on my foot.
mykylodge ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:21:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's scary, one minute you're enjoying a refreshing shower and an instant later it's one wrong move and you bleed to death.
killingspeerx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:12:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's what the smile is for, or probably because of the scolding she will get when momma comes home
UpalSecam ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 12:33:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love the smile at the end, like ยซIm so fucked it's kind of funnyยป
blbrd30 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:45:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Been there
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 13:48:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:31:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I always laugh when I fuck up. Itโs a pretty normal reaction in high stress/high adrenaline situations. Not sure why you immediately went to this thought but it feels like you hate this woman for no reason
aidzberger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:46:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
wut?
xanthiaes ยท 1042 points ยท Posted at 10:11:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thot that might twerk. Didnโt.
GokuThriceBorn ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 10:47:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
How long did this take?
amar_fayaz ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 10:57:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
15 mins by the looks of it
killingspeerx ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:09:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I never understood the appeal of twerking especially when they are thin ladies, it seems more like they are having a seizure than twerking...
-Already-Taken- ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:59:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Twerking looks absurd, in my mind. If a "thic" girl does it, it looks like she is trying to clap with her ass cheeks and when a skinny girl does it... Yeah seizure.
Birdmanbaby ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:34:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love it
dru171 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 12:49:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She thot that might twerk, butt didn't.
AlligatorRaper ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:21:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Too wordy
Christmas-Pickle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:33:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
infamous-spaceman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:26:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally the only good comment in here that uses the word thot. Because its actually funny and not just "lol, shes a whore!".
brandnamenerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:20:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thot not
foomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So it didn't twerk out the way she wanted?
medsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody give this man gold
smoakenshield ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:44:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/PunPatrol Alright buddy hands where I can see em!
dreamerandstalker ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 12:05:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The cat bailed fast!!!
Lt-Dans-New-Legs ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 13:17:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/thecatdimension
Zayin-Ba-Ayin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:52:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat like reflexes
swaggymcshitlord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs their thing
TheSilversky64 ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 12:30:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Kitty was like "aw hell no!"
McRakalak ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 12:07:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What if it wasnโt even her house and she was the guest?
Phukc ยท 102 points ยท Posted at 13:11:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
According to some in depth research I did by perusing some comments in this thread, it may be an Airbnb rental. So, she fucked up!
I only hope she was the one who rented it, and didn't just shaft someone else's ability to rent in the future. Although, they easily could have pointed out how dumb of an idea this was, so.... ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
KlausFenrir ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 13:49:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Twerking on a table (or anything, really) isn't that bad of an idea. I mean, who expected a table, of all things, to topple that easily?
[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 14:18:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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portablebiscuit ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:36:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I've never understood why people like glass tables, especially dining/kitchen tables. Nothing like eating while having to look at someone's legs or feet.
KingofAlba ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:58:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The only acceptable type of glass table is one that's set into a frame, so it can't just fall out. Also something solid between the glass and the floor in case it breaks. Which kind of nullifies the point of "ooh, look how modern our see through table is!" so... yeah. Glass tables are pointless. Like glass chopping boards.
corgipal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
once while dogsitting a framed glass table shattered without me even touching it (probably temperature related.) so yeah, fuck glass tables.
TheAdAgency ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
eh, they look modern and such?
GenitalJouster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:15:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
My mother has a glass table in the living room. I've always hated that piece of shit. It's not just a glass table, but a very frail one, like a 3d chess board with 2 layers that you can shift around. Of course it looks somewhat fancy but it's utter crap in terms being useful for anything but having something to complain about (don't touch the table)
I love my mother, she's a saint. But that fucking table was a huge fail buy. Maybe I should just do some twerking on it so she must buy a new - hopefully more sturdy - one.
broadened_news ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Polycarbonate
VixDzn ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:56:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, a literal essay on your hatred for glass tables... What has glass tables ever done to you? In a loft they look amazing, this house doesn't suit it at all but with a proper interior architect you could really make a glass table the center piece of a living room.
Glass tables are beautiful.
FlyNap ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:26:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What Airbnb has a cat?
askeeve ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:33:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently it's not that uncommon. I'm sure it's disclosed in advance for you to decide if you want that or not.
TheAdAgency ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:53:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Every Airbnb I've stayed at had some sort of pet, though I tend to select them for that quality deliberately.
sk8erdh36 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I rented one that had a dog
AnimalChin- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So airbnb rents you the cat as well?
Relax_Urself ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 12:26:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
thatโll sober you up real quick
nibiyabi ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 13:39:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That was dumb of her but honestly how many tables can't handle 20 pounds of force applied to one side without total destruction? That table sucked.
PmButtPics4ADrawing ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 14:53:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
For real, that's literally the whole point of a table. It's supposed to hold stuff. I feel like if you're pretentious enough to get a table you can barely use you kind of deserve this
Momoyo87 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 14:31:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeh I had glass coffee table and the glass top outlasted the base. Those things are usually pretty strong.
damnwhiskeyrichard ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:00:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I low key judge people with glass coffee tables. Itโs probably because of the mountains of drugs I used to snort off of my glass coffee table.
Saucery89 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:24:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
20 lbs?
Oops_ya ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:31:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yea she applied probably about 20% of her body weight as a downward force on the table. Maybe less, makes sense to me.
PotatoSalad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely more. She was on her tiptoes at the end, probably 85-90% of her weight was on that edge.
AtomR ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:47:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
IMO, for ~90% weight application, you need to atleast stand on it, plus holding on to something.
Superfarmer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:42:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Glass tables just straight up suck.
Theyโre cold, they create visual clutter, they break.
arkain123 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:58:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It's glass. Glass breaks. I never understand this reaction, it happens when people crack their phone screens too.
Are you people really not familiar with the properties of glass?
foomp ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:11:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That top looks to be about .75" thick (19mm for my euro brethren) and should be tempered if it's for a furniture use. It should be able to take much more stress than what she applied before it breaks.
arkain123 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You think every random piece of furniture has tempered glass on it? You'd put your weight on it depending on it being tempered to not kill a cat or shred your feet?
I don't think I'm crazy for not assuming these things and just being careful around huge slabs of glass. This attitude has served me well so far.
foomp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
No but I assume the carrier of the insurance for the furniture manufacturer would require it. My carrier doesn't cover me if I build cribs or ladders with more than one step.
Selling cheap things is a fine idea, but selling cheap things that you're liable for is terrible idea.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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foomp ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:15:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why is that a flex? I giving a pertinent example of what I'm talking about. Insurance coverage for business liability is full of exclusions and requirements.
My assumption is that a consumer would generally think that a piece of furniture can withstand the vagaries of use.
Findadmagus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You have a good attitude and I would probably think the same. However, itโs still a table. Should probably be able to handle a bit more pressure imo
Ethesen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The glass top slid after the table was only slightly lifted. How shittily was it mounted?
arkain123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:21:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Which you can easily tell by looking through the glass, seeing the stands.
Glass is transparent
nibiyabi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't secured to the table. Bad design.
arkain123 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yup. And you can tell if that's the case by using your eyes to looks directly through the glass.
GreatAndPowerfulNixy ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:51:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The dead silence, broken only by ".....fuck"
tyranicalteabagger ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 13:36:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's a dangerous piece of furniture. Leaning on furniture, that's high use, causing catastrofic failure is a sign that it was designed by an idiot. That thing could have seriously injured someone.
tonyk911 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:39:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Should have been made of tempered or 'safety' glass. Good riddance, just glad nobody got hurt on that
theunvarnishedtruths ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 14:06:29 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It seems to be deliberately designed to kill small children.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:35:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Likely designed and made in China where they donโt care.
AkaYoDz ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:49:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Twerking on a glass coffee table and being shocked when it breaks is a sign you are a idiot
tyranicalteabagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
First it's heavy and unstable. A bad thing for a piece of heavily used furniture. Second it isn't even made with safety glasses. If it were,it would break in a way that can't maimed or kill people; especially children. Don't ever design or build furniture if you can't understanding that these characteristics aren't acceptable for a piece of furniture. It's a hazard and if someone were injured the manufacturer would get sued out of existence.
AkaYoDz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god think of the children!!!!!
Lance-Uppercut666 ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 11:02:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm just glad her thotery didnโt kill that kitty.
TheOneSillyOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:37 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I didn't even notice the kitty until I read this.
noamhashbrowns ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 12:41:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That didnโt twerk out
_raouldukee ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:16:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
kinda looks like winona ryder
Phukc ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:11:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
(โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป)
โฌโโโฌ ใ( ใ-ใใ)
lockdiaverum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Now do one with twerking and a shattered table.
Canisluous1558 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:22:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha
narjisabed ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:12:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/instantregret
GlobetrottinExplorer ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:24:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So much regret
GilberryDinkins ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:32:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Walkin on, walkin on, broken glaass
Splashfooz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Woooo oooo
Veritatas ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 12:54:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Look at how close her feet are to where that glass hits the ground and shatters. She's super lucky this video didn't make it to r/medicalgore
wewe_mjinga ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:01:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is nasty. But fuck I just kept going through posts for a good half an hour.
thenyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. Stopped at the degloved leg.
TheAdAgency ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:55:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't even look thanks to this comment
Ccasling4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if she fell on the shards easily cut deep into some critical points on the body. I feel the look of shock on her face was how did I just survive that. The endless outcomes of severe bodily trauma and only one where she walks away lucky soab
MyNickelPlease ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 10:08:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That looks like my sisters sister. Lol. Kristy you dumbass
rick_n_snorty ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 10:36:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo that looks like you is what youโre telling me. Kristy, you dumbass.
znebsays ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:41:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That looks like my sisters neighbours sister. Lol. Abigail you dumbass
The-Meta-Will ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:04:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Took me a second to think the relations through here.
Abigail, I second znebsays, you might be a dumbass
--_-Deadpool-_-- ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:52:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So... Your sister?
Namaha ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:00:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
There could be some half-sibling fuckery going on to make "sister's sister" accurate but also have her not be OP's sister
P1 and P2 have a kid (OP). P2 and P3 have a daughter (OP's sister). P3 and P4 have another daughter (OP's sister's sister, but not OP's sister)
killer8424 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:29:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Huh, I was gonna say that they look like pornstars.
Kitty-Kat-Katarina ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:34:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Lol that's not her name
lgpicoli ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:43:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That little smile just to make it less tragic in front of her friends but then remembering shes fucked hahah
dreevsa ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:26:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I was about to grind my ass and this happened..
grock314 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:39:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Good luck explaining that one to mom and dad. "Ok, so i was twerking...."
debategate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat was having NONE
Split_Open_and_Melt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:50:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's weak glass
ccarr77 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:11:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She did them all a favor, that table was awful.
mjozerov ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:37:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
almost killed the cat too, such a small brain
OnionRedditor ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 09:57:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
tfw you can't achieve anything
contactlite ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:10:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
Taina4533 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:27:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The face of regret.
jakedavison2012 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Poor cat under the table had to haul ass!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:33:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
she tried to smile
sorryowen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:54:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What hurts me most is she couldnโt even get one twerk in
befstrknauf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:13:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm wearing the blue striped shirt that the friend is wearing.
husky_humpernickle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:20:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I was wrestling with one of my friends when I was like 10 when I tripped and crashed straight through glass coffee table like this. Somehow came out of it unscathed. I now treat glass tables with a fair degree respect. I notice that a lot of people do not. It concerns me.
Although, I also had a large marble table randomly collapse onto my legs one time... so I might just have a uniquely bad experience with tables.
BiochemGuitarTurtle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:21:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like she sits at the table with two copies of herself dressed differently.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:29:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The true face of anxiety
sbgorski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:47:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That cat was outy as soon as he knew what was happening
IShitOnYourPost ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:53:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When THOTs strike!
Mrdu1596 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:20:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She went from hoe to "oh no"
Crazyripps ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:29 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Never understood why people buy glass tables that are loose. Hell not sure why people but glass tables in general
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:08:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When being a thot goes wrong
MyAries ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what thotting gets you lol
nairblizard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Play thot games, win thot prizes.
Prof_Alchem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She went through the 7 stages of grief in 7 seconds.
_S_H_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ramen fix, easy
Noodle-Works ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
are they all the same girl?
Mohdhajji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What all?
portablebiscuit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen someone go from trying to be sexy to looking like they're telling you they're so sorry about your mom dying
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Something tells me that table doesnโt belong to her
akoyap ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Gosh. Need to spend unnecessary $ to replace it. No glass counter top anymore. Luckily no one hurt.
rallymedia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She almost killed the cat ๐
RazorClamJam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
you can almost see her soul leave her body
Russ1642 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
In her defense that's a very shitty table.
spicerldn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
IQ levels through the floor.
countrysgonekablooie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I understand why a stripper would twerk, but beyond that I don't understand it at all.
fiveohsevenoclock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:16:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
just replace it with a window pane
sassy_yet_not-clever ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
THANK THE GODS THE CAT IS SAFE
faoltiama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And this is why I refuse to buy glass top tables.
Loaded_Shaman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Meanwhile humans in a tiny planet in the middle of nothing: LET'S MAKE A TABLE OF THIS VERY FRAGILE MATERIAL THAT SHATTERS REALLY EASY, THAT BE A GOOD IDEA!!
mrlebowsk33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If it is not another stupid girl twerking.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That smile. That damned smile.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I blame the idiot with a glass table.
twanderingpigeon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:47:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She looks like she just slapped a bird with a door
SamAcarious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The table said BEGONE THOT
VanillaBearMD3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah don't worry about cleaning that up. I'm sure the cat loves walking in broken glass.
Sir_Fagalot1743 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:16:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing. Her reaction. Wow. I'm so glad this video exists. It's so beautiful from beginning to end.
huMandrake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:21:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I like that we got a little taste of the outcome before we saw what happened.
Vorincl3x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/instantregret
theotherhigh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:37:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The glass wasnโt secured to the tables frame for some dumb reason. Not many glass tables I know of come like that, so you canโt exactly blame her fully.
NeonRecall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:41:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
se7endollar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Next time get safety glass, the size of those pieces were super dangerous.
EvolvingEachDay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you think would happen๐
mogsoggindog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:54:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for repost extended cut
bananaworks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/praisethecameraman
Sklavorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
Iamninjathing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Mistakes were made
SausageTaxi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:20 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why was the glass not secured to the base in any way? It just slid off
paul95se ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That was about to get sexy AF
I_must_do_it ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:04:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's what you get for being stupid
customgrow420__ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:36:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hell is hot dont be a thot
CarnagePickle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:31:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You won't get anywhere hoeing like that.
smeg_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Counterpoint: youโll get everywhere hoeing like that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:37:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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theravensrequiem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:00:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Does she need to be called names? Who hurt you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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wheatbread-and-toes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh Iโm with you, but you gotta go with that one? โWho hurt youโ ugh, I hate that so much
theravensrequiem ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:37:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cliche I know but resorting to calling others names there is usually pain behind it.
Ferocetis ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:39:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Go ahead and compliment her. Both will make me laugh.
theravensrequiem ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Restraining from name calling is quite different than complimenting.
Ferocetis ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:04:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I guess you see it as perpetuating cyberbullying. In that case, I hope somebody will calmly and affectionately explain to her, why destroying glass tables is very very no-no. And then give her a treat.
theravensrequiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Your sarcasm shows how you view people and I feel sad for you. I hope you can see others on this planet as simple people just trying to get through life just as you are, mistakes and all. Have a good one.
Ferocetis ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Don't get too close to glass tables, lad. What you are saying gives me ominous feeling.
1WontDoIt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:05:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's what you get for being a THOT.
Thirstyaltarboi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:20:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Silly whores..
mavyapsy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:12:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/r/watchpeopledieinside
bingham638 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:04:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta be hoe
Madpoka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:57:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That pendeja face she has
MichMich1985 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:32:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
R/bettereveryloop Lol
The_Ogler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:09:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Good thing she just melted down and turned her back on her cat in a room full of broken glass. It would be a shame if it didn't walk through it.
PetrRabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:42:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Like the animals that ran to higher ground before the 2004 Indian ocean tsunamis, that cat sensed danger and took flight before it was too late.
Phoenixx7811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Goshdudette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs as if she realizes right away thatโs especially dumb cause she was twerking.
Delaware1976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I've always had a phobia of glass tables and furniture. Never buy the stuff for myself because I don't trust the material. Videos like this reinforce that notion.
LordRedBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Watch people die inside?
AgentK41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
DesertGoldMine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:10:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I was hoping to see old lady with the slipper come flying in.
BucketDummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
MFW I realize I could have died in a freak twerking-accident.
ob_gyn_kenobi3412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people buy glass tables
scubamanjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:19:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'de propose in a heartbeat!
hui213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat bailed just in time.
scubamanjim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I think we should buy her a more solid table and demand a redo!
brandnamenerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:20:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Glad the cat got outta there early
Eltaiar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
God blessed you sometimes happen
betheking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Chinese glass.
natsuO05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That smirk at the end
BabyLegsDeadpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:25:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
u/gifreversingbot
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StylishDad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That cat was like "Nah son!!"
Orylus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That cat was quick to be like "I'm out"
Yollandees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Neither her or the table were built for twerking...
lyricgrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:38:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is the exact reason glass furniture freaks me out
c_alas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:45:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's the look of 'i can't afford this'. It's followed by dreams of your teeth falling out or turning into rubber (common money stress dreams).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
By her reaction I donโt think that she or her family owned that table. I think the girl laughing the hardest owns the table
Mr__Jeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The camera work is top notch.
butterhands2018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
White girl dancing
picksrose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat thought the old war had came back lol
metalsatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sheโs lucky, when I broke a glass table I damn near killed myself and arm got slit open like a hot dog bun.
KARMAHARMAHAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A few hundred dollars in glass
snaparua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
BRUH moment
RedSingoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:58 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
" I need to leave the country"
things_will_calm_up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is literally the worst thing that's ever happened to her.
RobinHeimonen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
R/watchpeopledie
zeebious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, rimless and unattached glass tables. The amount of โshin bangsโ I have suffered to glass tables is fucking bullshit. Iโm glad to see the shatter lol.
Timaden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When the universe doesn't want you to twerk ๐
jscalise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat said โ Fuck dis Im outโ.
BMoDangles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:02:58 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
R/watchpeopledieinside
LessHamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
โDad, are you seeing this shit?"
Syphlor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
T
reasoniusereddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:20 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel thicc now ?
TheIndomitablePenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:10:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Gonna take a lot of ones to pay for that
WellPlayedUnited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Annen sikicek belani ๐
PlusSinus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Safelite repair Safelite replace.
TheCommonChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:29 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Gif of Neil deGrasse Tyson in space captioned when the cringe is too strong
OdinsBolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Twerk fail
yeah-like-whatever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Took me 4 rewatches to notice the cat below.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Glass table tops are impossible to keep clean. I for one, am glad it broke.
Emexrulisier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Vodka was involved
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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spoilederin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure she IS mom.
Orsonius2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:21:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
what was she even trying to accomplish?
Tattyporter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Good job on ruining the tiny mango snack everyone was enjoying.
wing3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thot related incident.
Bobby5Spice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:27:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Glass tables are a fucking menace. I've seen this kind of thing more than once. Some worse than others. Usually involved alcohol....
humboldtliving ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
R/watchpeopledieinside
Whosaidwutnowssss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
2, 1, 3
Dr_Bukkakee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thots what you get!
ivivek11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Jo bhi hua par teeno maal ek number hai.
TheOneWhoReadsStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is why we canโt have nice things.
sunday-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:46:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The look on her face ...
4bRigger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:49:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of a shitty table.
RadRoku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'm terrified of touching big glass pieces like this and now I'm gonna be extra careful
hondacivic225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:49 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The nice thing about this is her butt.
SoffehMeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus says no
arkain123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I wish this clip was like, 20 seconds longer. I think I spotted the beginning of tears at the end.
flipjacky3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Her facial expression:
"OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE WHAT HAVE I DONE MY MUMS GONNA KILL ME MY LIFE IS OVER hehe was pretty funny though HOLY SHIT I'M SO DEAD"
DamnYouRichardParker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:57:59 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This would ne better in r/watchpeopledieinside
kthuluthedark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
EileahBea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:02:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least no one got hurt.
Deadliestwarrior1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dum hoe
therealallpro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That chick needs the work.
lolxd88242 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking repost from the stone age
Roo_Heet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
curb your meme theme song plays in background
Kurt-Codeine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It seems like once every 6 months this video makes its rounds on reddit. Clearly today is the reset
countrysgonekablooie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
the girl to her left dislikes her and is loving it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
that cat was outta there
Mikelitoris88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
At least she wont be doing this weird shit again.
krovek42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She's really lucky actually that the table didn't crush her foot, and she wasn't cut by those pieces.
candyman337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I'll never buy furniture/tables with glass in them
WindyCityFan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:26 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you can see her go through all the stages of grief
Byrdsthawrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The price of being a thot.
TheOneSillyOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So what was she trying to do? Show her butt?
rillydumguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
women are stupid and i dont respect them
D_Greene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Glad the cat got the fuck out of the way.
archivedsofa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
How did the glass break so easily?
thenyx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Also: Those glass table tops are expensive.
shakemenow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Her toes were nearly amputated.
jenn9496 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:21 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
DRUNK GIRLS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That cat definitely used 1 of its lives.
sh4d0wrunR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
fresh undies please. That cringe, poor soul!!!
fucked now: in the dictionary put a photo of her holding her head in that โoh noโ look
Average-Anomaly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well... she made that glass clap alright.
jdubaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I love that point after a fuck up where you canโt help but just laugh
egalroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure her parents are just glad she's okay, physically anyway. Just clean up the mess and consider it a lesson learned.
I've commented on this re-post before but I'll say it again. She feels bad enough about what happened so further ridicule will just hurt feelings. Everything we own in life will go away in the end, but hurt feelings can last forever.
Jyotu007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What happened when her parents came in home ๐
gousey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
People that live with glass table tops end up with broken glass tables tops.
And yes, it's usually an idiotic fool that breaks them.
Zyntra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Some atrocious acting tbh.. Not credible at all.
clickshuffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:39 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
she almost killed the cat
lbeck3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Have another shot.
Sonmaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
โชIsn't it ironic? Don't you think...โช
HelpMeOutkids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
the fucking cat๐
tripl35oul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The smile of insanity at the end always gets me.
Krimreaper1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:13 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oldie but a goodie.
coloradobatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Mexico will pay for it ;)
guppy2019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I miss college
Ochaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That cat just yeeted outta there ๐คฃ
nwinterrowd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve seen this video a few times now and just noticed the cat jump out from under right before the table crashes down. You might say it has cat like reflexes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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julian_vdm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that table shatter must've been spectacular.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Deserved.
R011_5af3_yeah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Ai dios mio
ThexLoneWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well what did you think was going to happen!?
creepystalkertype ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The range of emotions this girl goes through is spectacular. Brava!
linderlouwho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:31 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The morning twerk didn't go quite as planned.
treble-n-bass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The cat said "FUCK THIS SHIT" and noped the fuck outta there
UsernamenotTaken21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:06 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
After watching this video multiple times I can confirm there was a pussy on that table.
jonathansj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The girl in black and the one in middle look exactly the same
Iwillstepforward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/watchpeopledieinside
Moby_wethotmess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Serves her right! Hopefully one less idiot that stands there twerking looking absolutely ridiculous, bet she wonโt do that again ever!
CheekyWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
this... this is why we can't have nice things!
ColinHalfhand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:00 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Her reaction is amazing. That is the epitome of wanting the ground to open up and swallow you.
sineofthetimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:47 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well don't just sit down. Get some shoes on and grab a broom. You broke it, you clean it up.
AP1878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:10 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat: โYeah fuck this shit Iโm out!โ
BigBoiBushmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, sheโs fucking hot!
DoctorTargaryen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, the look on her face says, โoh shit, I just broke someone elseโs table.โ
fayzoum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That cat knew what's gonna happen !
Justin1387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Any other videos of her trying to twerk? Asking for a friend...
viperex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Well, don't just leave the broken glass pieces there
ak80048 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That's karma for trying to be a ho, also put a rug down under the table, makes it feel more homely and feels good under bare feet, plus the table wouldn't have broken if there was one there already
Industrial-Era-Baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:57 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You can do it put your back into it... I can do it out your ass... not again
Cfhs123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
A bunch of dumb white bitches trying to be sexy.
LapherianDark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This all coulda been prevented if you werenโt being a ho, Stephanie.
joshmaaaaaaans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"I broke the table being a whoowher"
Daregord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
thotiana surely busted down on this day
gentleman339 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:35 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
here comes the whooping
deesfun12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:43 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nice butt
Jayrodtremonki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:58 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Man, glass tables are acting weird today.
sycolution ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
that's an expensive mistakeโฆ
sfet89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:38 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Totally ruined my fap
BlazeBarnation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
loool I laughed to hard for this https://youtu.be/8ye1D1Xo_DE
Ryengu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:01:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So that's what they meant by "Shake it, don't break it"
NotPerryThePlatypus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Selma Hayek had it bad in her younger years
serioreditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The cat escaped on time
ConsciousSins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Matrix Kitty slowing down time to dodge
ggparker1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She drunk?? Or high?
ghostmetalblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The last time this video was reposted, it had sound
Bunny-pan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:44 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
God said not today Satan. Thou shalt not be a thot.
the_good_things ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So that's what happened to Monday
mkp666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why was this not made with tempered glass?
LunaP486 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:40 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That โMy parents are going to kill meโ face she made was priceless.๐
Mohdhajji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What is her name out of curiosity?
ovj87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/HoldMyCosmo
Sap12345432 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
It took me a few watches to see the cat escape from under the table just in time!
Elephaux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:34 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like a young Tina Fey!
bunch_e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Middle girl is cute af.
Lulu212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best shi* ive seen in a while. Its more in the hips babe ๐๐
quesoburgesa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:45 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god the cat was ok
Openworldgamer47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:42 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Love this video.
Simsonis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The classic 4 friends
FuckYourGrandAunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Is she that super dumb?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:15:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That face of realisation, that you need to grow the fuck up
MasochistCoder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:36:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
what a fucking bobblehead
lllDUNN ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:20 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dumb thot
UnlubricatedUnicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Hoeing ainโt easy
jambi-eyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs what you get for being a hoe
YarTheBug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
/r/peopledyinginside
Tyler666_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Her mom is gonna kick ass for like 300 years, good job thotting around
Limespaghetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
Ngoneal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:51:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is wild my roommate literally dated one of the girls at this table
dansantti4321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:51 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
pratyush_28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cat - Goddammit Karen I almost died. Gotta up my reflexes game now can't trust Karen anymore.
_LadyPersephone_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:12:55 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
As someone with curious cats who had broken glass before Iโm a bit concerned that no one makes sure the cat doesnโt come back and walk through the shards. Yes, it got scared asf and ran away, so did my little fucker last time he threw a glass off the table but like 0.5sec later he was no longer scared and tried to check out his mess.
Gazzaggerty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:56 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This should be on r/instantregret
Olle952 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside material.
arcadia-_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:03 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/instant_regret
poissondistt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
bunch_e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:16 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
rooowdy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:01:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She clumsy. But she cute as well
KrustyDanmakuFellow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:48:22 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much the basis of r/holdmycosmo
L345H ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:17 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The only sane being in this video is the cat. I mean, WTH? Wouldn't you immediately start cleaning it up instead of having a sudden onset mental breakdown???
_o_aine ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Don't just sit there, start cleaning that shit up.!
cranop ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bitch, you better get back up and start cleaning up that mess you made.
admin-eat-my-shit8 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:34:54 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
shes lucky she didnt hurt the cat or i would have made her eat whats left of that table.
ScaryBilbo ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 13:19:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
and thats what you get for being a thot
dae_giovanni ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:29:15 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, go sit your ass down somewhere...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:11:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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Benteke2019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Lol stfu you weirdo
infamous-spaceman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:23:23 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You alright there buddy? You should find someone to talk to, professionally. Maybe help sort out some of your issues before they become a problem for you or those around you. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
When she can't control the whore inside
Spiron123 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 12:57:21 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The expression on that idiot ๐
"Did you see that?!? I could have been killed!"
"It just happened by itself! Somebody trying to frame me"!
hereforthekix ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:18:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yikes, what a boring group of women
decaturbadass ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 12:31:53 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/UpvotedBecauseButt
chani32 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:15:52 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Are one of you named Alina by some crazy chance? The one on the right looks EXACTLY like my friend Alina ๐ค
SinSarahty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:29:50 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be crossposted onto r/watchpeopledieinside
hellkrdavm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:33:09 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
Atheisticsatan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:35:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
ericn8886 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:05:05 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
evaboivin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:07:33 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
VoNoWaR ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:16:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
SuperCosmicNova ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:48 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This should be on /r/instantregret
StrangeADT ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is more like r/watchpeopledieinside
PricklyChunt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:54:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
otc108 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:03:14 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:07:02 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
Noki__85 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:14:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/watchpeopledieinside
ZachTheInsaneOne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:21:18 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is more r/watchpeopledieinside
itzRamix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:24:04 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
r/lostredditors (?
Kwillsy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:52:19 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes and I've seen this shit a hundred times on reddit
blakd8ve ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:07 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Can we please get a link with sound?
Ferocetis ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:37:41 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Pitiful.
3choBlast3r ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 13:20:12 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The first girl on her right is "judging the living shit out of her". She doesn't care about the table, she even sorta seems maliciously happy about the table. She's just "disgusted" with the dance she was performing.
The girl that was "dancing" looks like a pretty 30yo.. but looking at her friends and nose piercing I'm pretty sure she's like 17
diamorfiend88 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 11:47:08 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
That chick is hot af
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 12:52:01 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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wheatbread-and-toes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:30:36 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Lol god forbid people have fun
magnoliasmanor ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:53:27 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually broken that table before. I was tripping on shrooms and fell off the couch. Woke up the next day to a terrible terrible mess. My buddy wasn't all too happy with me.
slmiller35 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:01:32 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Started out so promising...
tempura27 ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 13:10:25 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Whose the girl? Sheโs super hot
norpiano ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 13:12:30 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sheโs like a 4/10
mrsebe ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 12:09:46 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Tard
davey1800 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 12:52:11 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fake. Ones that seem flustered. Her friends do t seem believably shocked either.
Godfather_20_ ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 12:06:24 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of a childhood memory! My friends and I were about 9-10 at the time. We were playing in a friend's house and someone through a pillow that goes on the sofa and it hit a vase nearby. We all saw the vase spin around and fall in slow motion. We were still jolly as ever. The friend whose house it was, was beyond mortified.
The expression on her face is the same expression he had, unlike her he started crying. We had no idea how to handle him. I think my other friend and I just went home after that. Hahahah funny I still remember it.
christipede ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 13:49:28 on May 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
She cute though