If your username ends with '70', people will assume you are 48yo. But if it is '69' you are definitely 12yo.

Chazmer87 · 1735 points · Posted at 14:12:53 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

My friends ends in 88, because that's the year he was born

Now everyone thinks he's a nazi

radwolf76 · 862 points · Posted at 15:45:03 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's some serious shit.

Chazmer87 · 2975 points · Posted at 16:30:35 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)*

Yeah, it's a shame, he's constantly being harrased and doxxed for it. Stay strong /u/gasthejews88

edit: since this joke is getting reposted alot, please don't give me gold. Donate to a charity. (this is my favourite: https://www.glasgowchildrenshospitalcharity.org/ )

mr-purrpl · 1204 points · Posted at 17:26:14 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Now wait a fuckin second there buster

Darkatron1 · 225 points · Posted at 18:54:58 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

Like it or hate it, this comment chain is going to go down in history as one of the best subversion of human expectations, and the incredible response after.....

Axustin · 72 points · Posted at 05:25:01 on November 19, 2018 · (Permalink)

add me in the screenshot

parthjoshi09 · 31 points · Posted at 10:23:13 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Witness Me!!

poshjosh1999 · 28 points · Posted at 10:44:49 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

We almost have the same username!!

DarkCelux · 2 points · Posted at 13:35:51 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

From a programming stand point they are completely different, but from a visual standpoint they are very similar.

seihanda · 12 points · Posted at 13:47:39 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

but from a visual standpoint they are very similar.

yeah just like the jews..............after 15 minutes in the oven

poshjosh1999 · 3 points · Posted at 15:57:25 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's what I meant lol.

NarcolepticSniper · 6 points · Posted at 13:44:01 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

No one’s screen is tall enough. You will be forgotten.

snestalgia64 · 5 points · Posted at 05:11:19 on January 28, 2019 · (Permalink)

Just commenting in case we have long ass phones in the future

NarcolepticSniper · 2 points · Posted at 06:06:28 on January 28, 2019 · (Permalink)

RemindMe! 2 years

Graugr · 2 points · Posted at 21:49:53 on February 5, 2019 · (Permalink)

RemindMe! 10 years

Minebutoff2014 · 1 points · Posted at 17:12:22 on February 18, 2019 · (Permalink)

RemindMe! 70 years

Viking_Slug · 2 points · Posted at 15:01:09 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm tall enough

AwesomelyHumble · 25 points · Posted at 09:01:13 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Just came here from another thread. These comments are still new enough to upvote

JustCallMePoolitzer · 8 points · Posted at 10:12:49 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Like on month old

battlemage64 · 21 points · Posted at 12:04:13 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well I’ve made the pilgrimage

gggg_man3 · 6 points · Posted at 12:38:57 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've been wandering the wilderness for a whole month. I have finally found my salvation.

Virulent-shitposter · 1 points · Posted at 15:31:23 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Beglückt darf nun dich, o Heimat, ich schauen,

Und grüßen froh deine lieblichen Auen;

Nun lass' ich ruhn den Wanderstab,

Weil Gott getreu ich gepilgert hab'.

TheEpicKid000 · 84 points · Posted at 20:40:27 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Watch your god damn language young man before I fucking screech on you. What was I saying? Oh yeah, thanks for the username

TheSkyrimLord169 · 25 points · Posted at 22:39:58 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ahahahahahaha

PMrocketLeagueGifs · 2 points · Posted at 06:50:55 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

It's almost archived. Glad I could make it.

heyyyitsboris · 2 points · Posted at 10:05:56 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

me too.

PastMatron · 1 points · Posted at 10:31:54 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

Name is remembered

NuclearNazi · 1 points · Posted at 19:58:05 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

same.

RealAbd121 · 182 points · Posted at 19:16:01 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

You should go posts this is r/jokes. Before someone else does and steal your karma.

King_Ben15 · 31 points · Posted at 22:50:14 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

It has already been doned.

Moakmeister · 50 points · Posted at 20:24:38 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I was gonna do exactly that, but then I saw your comment and realized that it kinda IS stealing karma, so I’m not gonna.

Slurp_Lord · 12 points · Posted at 04:24:27 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Just give it a day or two, and then steal the karma.

spo_dermen · 97 points · Posted at 19:14:37 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I can't afford gold, but have ur silver and gtfo to the front page.

elastizitat · 50 points · Posted at 19:29:04 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I spat out my coffee, thanks

mrpotson · 35 points · Posted at 22:22:11 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

You absolute fucking legend

Notcreativeatall1 · 40 points · Posted at 01:46:37 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hahaha fucking perfect setup. Well done.

jimmyvcard · 57 points · Posted at 19:32:51 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Jesus titty fucking christ. That was outstanding. Please pretend I gave you gold.

Ali3nQonqr · 18 points · Posted at 18:57:45 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Quality UN

Firebird314 · 19 points · Posted at 19:37:18 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/notkenm

T-Bag180702 · 34 points · Posted at 19:34:01 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

88 upvotes checks out

dashheartdash · 29 points · Posted at 19:41:31 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is the kind of shit I come here for.

Zeus_79 · 30 points · Posted at 20:19:27 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hold up

tiniest-wizard · 25 points · Posted at 07:09:27 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

holy shit a joke that's actually funny

HajaKensei · 20 points · Posted at 10:45:41 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Just ask him to create an account named /u/guessthejuice88 so the harassment will stop coming

NoNameRequiredxD · 5 points · Posted at 14:30:34 on November 27, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’ll guess u/AppleJuice88

malikowskirobert · 2 points · Posted at 23:53:24 on March 3, 2019 · (Permalink)

sorry for digging an old thread but this fits too perfectly

MacAndShits · 10 points · Posted at 22:52:04 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

u/Deathwave88

Vinladen · 10 points · Posted at 20:13:45 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Where's this guys gold...?

Leanflare · 5 points · Posted at 13:02:48 on November 6, 2018 · (Permalink)

oof

SingularReza · 6 points · Posted at 15:25:42 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

I am going down in history...

JakeyYNG · 9 points · Posted at 10:44:08 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

What a perfect set-up

SilentlyTom · 4 points · Posted at 07:58:57 on January 28, 2019 · (Permalink)

Fuck.

Dictorclef · 8 points · Posted at 06:37:35 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Jebaited

sevp · 2 points · Posted at 09:49:15 on December 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Upvoting this comment to get to 1788 points.

Akshay537 · 2 points · Posted at 01:59:31 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

I love that guy

Hoomanadaw · 2 points · Posted at 22:31:58 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

I was here for the world greatest plot twist of time

Snarkal · 2 points · Posted at 04:32:05 on April 16, 2019 · (Permalink)

I’m here before this thread gets archived.

AmericanIntelligence · 1 points · Posted at 08:43:18 on December 8, 2018 · (Permalink)

bestof

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:20:52 on December 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

You got me laughing to death 😂

lobroblaw · 13 points · Posted at 21:14:40 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit

Chicken-of-Wisdom · 2 points · Posted at 19:51:15 on February 9, 2019 · (Permalink)

Happy cake day!

a1a2askiddlydiddlydu · 43 points · Posted at 19:14:56 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've never heard of 88 being associated with nazis. Whats the reasoning?

Rarvyn · 61 points · Posted at 19:44:47 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. So HH (heil hitler) becomes 88. Sometimes combined with the number 14 (from some famous phrase about the purity of the white race or equivalent bullshit) as 1488 or 8814.

Iwasbravetoday · 12 points · Posted at 22:58:56 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Another one is using 28 (as in B and H) for Blood and Honour.

mfchl88 · 10 points · Posted at 22:41:04 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

TIL, sigh... people will always find a link if they look hard enough

Couldnotbehelpd · 36 points · Posted at 23:02:12 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah but this is something that nazis and white power aficionados actually use very actively, amongst a lot of other imagery. This isn’t something people made up or a stretch or anything.

Vegalus · 9 points · Posted at 23:43:40 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

And you haven't looked at all and concluded there isn't a link

amentalmaniac · 3 points · Posted at 23:47:59 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

88 precepts

13451452251849519_ · 3 points · Posted at 18:18:40 on December 4, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's a myth. Its a reference to the 88 precepts of David Lane.

AmericanIntelligence · 1 points · Posted at 08:44:21 on December 8, 2018 · (Permalink)

It isn't bs

Chazmer87 · 18 points · Posted at 19:23:32 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I was actually just making a joke, but h=8 so hh=88

DePianoman · 5 points · Posted at 20:52:26 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

ah lol

nwL_ · 8 points · Posted at 21:54:09 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

You also can’t have certain number combinations on your license in Germany, like 1488.

HeraMora · 5 points · Posted at 22:33:43 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why 1488?

nwL_ · 16 points · Posted at 23:03:53 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

14 = Fourteen Words, 88 = HH = Heil Hitler.

The Fourteen words are their "slogan":

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Source

It's a lame-as-fuck slogan, if you ask me.

Vegalus · 15 points · Posted at 23:44:51 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for us gamers.

nwL_ · 11 points · Posted at 23:45:15 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

/r/GamersRiseUp

Vegalus · 10 points · Posted at 23:51:09 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Text that goes at bottom

AmericanIntelligence · 1 points · Posted at 08:45:48 on December 8, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why u think it's lame

Aznable420 · 3 points · Posted at 20:44:57 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

And 81 is HA, Hell’s Angels

Jasong222 · 4 points · Posted at 22:19:15 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Read that comment thread again, all the way through.

a1a2askiddlydiddlydu · 2 points · Posted at 22:32:36 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

whats your point?

Jasong222 · 2 points · Posted at 01:42:53 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)*

I'm saying that 'the reasoning' is written out in the thread.

Edit: I assumed your comment was serious, and they explain the point further in that thread.

a1a2askiddlydiddlydu · 0 points · Posted at 01:53:03 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Sorry breh

pkfillmore · -4 points · Posted at 21:01:58 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

88 looks like SS (?) maybe

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 00:11:57 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nein

BearWithTie · 21 points · Posted at 20:50:59 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

When I registered my very first e-mail address at a very young age, it ended in 88. At that time you would receive a letter from the company after registering and one day I came home just to find my parents waiting with that letter asking why I had 88 in my name and if I had something to do with Nazis. Man were they looking stupid when I asked them in which year I was born 😄

jimmyvcard · 6 points · Posted at 19:32:17 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why does that make people think about nazis? I was born in 88?

Rarvyn · 15 points · Posted at 19:45:06 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

38888888 · 8 points · Posted at 21:56:40 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Not very catchy

AmericanIntelligence · 3 points · Posted at 08:46:59 on December 8, 2018 · (Permalink)

it is catchy

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 21:11:42 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I.......um......fuck

I’ll be right back, gotta go change some emails

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 19:24:37 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

TheQueq · 3 points · Posted at 22:09:03 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is your friend a vampire or something?

DePianoman · 3 points · Posted at 20:06:16 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Pardon me asking, but why?

Chazmer87 · 7 points · Posted at 20:36:24 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I was making a joke, but if A is 1 then H is 8

so 88 = HH

cabinfervor · 6 points · Posted at 03:22:16 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

When you woke up this morning, did you think that your day was going to involve explaining the connection between Nazis and the number 88 to multiple people on the internet?

tikvan · 3 points · Posted at 21:48:54 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

HaHa.

LokiRook · 3 points · Posted at 21:11:12 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

My best friend had one that ended in 88 because it was her favorite number at 15 when she created it and had no idea until 20 about the nazi connotation :/

klunk88 · 2 points · Posted at 19:15:38 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've had this happen before.

Tough_Space · 2 points · Posted at 20:05:00 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Or a dale jr fan

goodguyneonazii · 2 points · Posted at 22:29:31 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Not all are bad

Cd258519 · 2 points · Posted at 22:43:44 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

this just has beeb memed

eddietwang · 2 points · Posted at 23:18:15 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm sorry what changed this time to make people hate numbers?

klunk88 · 5 points · Posted at 02:01:03 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

White supremacists use it.

I copied this from one of the many users on this thread explaining this:

NotSiaoOn · 2 points · Posted at 02:45:46 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

The problem with this is it assumes that these Nazi wannabes can count to 8.

Deathray88 · 2 points · Posted at 00:06:40 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've never had that problem...

PussSLayerX69X · 93 points · Posted at 18:46:02 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Not true!!!
You are such a noob!!!!
* wildly performing fortnitedances *

pkfillmore · 3 points · Posted at 21:04:04 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/beetlejuicing

nurdle · 42 points · Posted at 19:05:20 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

but i was born in 69

Under_the_Milky_Way · 15 points · Posted at 20:14:29 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fellow GenXer checking in, it's no use, they probably don't even see our posts!

TLDR: GenX, flying under the radar since the late 60s.

nurdle · 7 points · Posted at 21:15:34 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Now WE'RE the lame OLDS. How the fuck did that happen?

harg7769 · 2 points · Posted at 22:16:42 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Must have just crept up on us... I’m sure I was 23 a wee while ago.

dublindave112 · 4 points · Posted at 21:02:27 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I feel your pain.

depthandbloom · 36 points · Posted at 19:58:57 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

How old will people think you are if you poorly reword previously popular showerthoughts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5ylar2/if_your_username_is_john68_i_assume_youre_49/

AnswersOddQuestions · 52 points · Posted at 14:10:17 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

If it ends in 66 then you are a traitorous rebel scum.

thejesse081 · 14 points · Posted at 20:33:20 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Order 66 was an Imperial Order. Don't believe this rebel propagana. Glory to the Empire.

ebgdae22 · 9 points · Posted at 20:27:31 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

How many banana peels do you think can fit in a mouth.

rbdoza · 4 points · Posted at 21:52:55 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Depends on the mouth

DJ1066 · 6 points · Posted at 20:32:42 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hello there.

Moooboy10 · 2 points · Posted at 23:04:43 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

General Kenobi!

tikvan · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:22 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why so?

daviesjj10 · 1 points · Posted at 22:39:20 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Unless you're English.

ApoliteTroll · 42 points · Posted at 15:32:06 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Are you saying that based solely on a person's username you can determine who and what kind of person they are..?

dmorej · 17 points · Posted at 16:52:47 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ayyyyyy I see what you did there

KingLewie36 · 6 points · Posted at 20:22:07 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

You seem a very polite person

pm-me-foggy-mirrors · 3 points · Posted at 22:01:07 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

was staring at ur name tryna figure out what apolite meant

ApoliteTroll · 3 points · Posted at 22:05:14 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Sorry it was actually an accident when I typed it.. But then I figured damn this works on 2 levels. So I just went with it, again I am truly sorry for the misunderstanding.

Long_John-69 · 39 points · Posted at 19:13:40 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

excuse me im 13

MuffinDoesThings · -6 points · Posted at 20:28:45 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/beetlejuicing

pussyslayer6ixty9ine · 6 points · Posted at 19:41:50 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

This statement is not true

Fyreboy5_ · 7 points · Posted at 18:04:55 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mine ends in 5.

The underscore is there because I forgot the password to my original Reddit account, and it didn't have an email linked.

Dogbert5 · 3 points · Posted at 21:04:35 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hell yeah! High five!

Fyreboy5_ · 2 points · Posted at 21:12:28 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

high fives

ClassicGuy100 · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:45 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

sits in the corner and cries because my username ends with 100

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 20:30:15 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Here are the other 14 times this thought has been posted:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/search?q=username+69&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all

InfernicFuse · 4 points · Posted at 21:06:17 on December 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

only here for the nazi comment lol

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 17:31:26 on December 23, 2018 · (Permalink)

Did anyone else come here after the top thread become a meme?

SkankMuff42 · 8 points · Posted at 13:42:21 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

What about 42

FurryAlot · 10 points · Posted at 14:08:19 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ppl will think that u know errything bcs its the ultimate answer to the ultimate question after all

siege_lord_tachanka · 8 points · Posted at 15:42:10 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Plus they will think you know why the dolphins left us

NeilDegrasse42 · 5 points · Posted at 18:29:02 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Gee, thanks.

ddejong42 · 3 points · Posted at 19:57:27 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

We're just HHGTG fans.

lifetheuniverse42 · 2 points · Posted at 20:00:03 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Masterrace

DaddyBee42 · 1 points · Posted at 22:36:51 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Sometimes kids who don't get the reference do think it's my age.

*thinks*

Oh shit, it's closer than I thought.

Intergalactic_Toast · 16 points · Posted at 17:02:24 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

If your username ends in numbers, you aren't creative enough.

yataragasu4 · 17 points · Posted at 17:51:51 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

or its taken

Intergalactic_Toast · 9 points · Posted at 18:27:40 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've never had this problem just pick something else

Ali3nQonqr · 3 points · Posted at 18:58:51 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mine is always taken so I just add one of the games I play a lot to the end

DathTV · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:42 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

But underscores tho

Intergalactic_Toast · 2 points · Posted at 20:41:15 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Because it's two words and need spacing. If there is a noob with it all one word that's on them

pkfillmore · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:45 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Let’s get u/yataragasu in here

Edit: ouff, he beat you by 74 days

Juggernaut78 · 1 points · Posted at 21:36:45 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Taken

mfb- · 1 points · Posted at 22:41:37 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

No, /u/taken is not available any more.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:42:49 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

Intergalactic_Toast · 1 points · Posted at 08:12:09 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

It's an old flash game that me and some friends found stoned.

FrankDaTank1283 · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:07 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I forgot my PIN number a lot

punsexual69 · 1 points · Posted at 05:59:17 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

OR the numbers actually work with the rest of your username 🤩

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 20:16:32 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hmmm

Pepsi_Cola64 · 3 points · Posted at 20:16:37 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mines based after Nintendo 64

HeManDan · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:24 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hey, same boat. My PsN name at least

2009Ninjas · 12 points · Posted at 13:41:58 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nice.

NullexYT · 23 points · Posted at 13:42:49 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

9 year old right?

Dathiks · 11 points · Posted at 19:49:13 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wanna watch some pewdiepie?

[deleted] · -13 points · Posted at 14:34:27 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

Palazard95 · 12 points · Posted at 16:25:14 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Being on reddit shouldn't be one either

tikvan · 1 points · Posted at 21:50:50 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/woooosh

Redditcraftian · 3 points · Posted at 23:24:48 on March 26, 2019 · (Permalink)

This comment section still up? Wow. Epic.

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 19:38:53 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well I’ll be damned

paranoid_70 · 2 points · Posted at 19:56:54 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wrong! I'm 47 (for a few more weeks)

Under_the_Milky_Way · 2 points · Posted at 20:16:21 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm 49 so not sure what you are talking about?

Fives of us were actually born that year don't you know!

HeManDan · 1 points · Posted at 21:19:42 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah Nine months of conceived children, before the rule that only 69ing was instituted right

EyeBreakThings · 2 points · Posted at 20:17:01 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I often use handles that end in 831, and have had multiple people wish me happy birthday on August 31st. I wasn't born on 8/31 and the 831 has a completely different reason for being chosen

Aznable420 · 2 points · Posted at 20:41:00 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I wonder what my username says about me!

justice_beaver69 · 2 points · Posted at 20:41:13 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Damnit I’m 12 yrs old with a 28yr old body

The_Captain1228 · 2 points · Posted at 21:31:10 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

My mom uses 69, because she was born in 69.

But she also is childish so its all true really

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:46:21 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

As a 49 year old, born in the Chinese Year of the Cock, I would like you to know that I am not 12.

Hahaha! 69 dude! Only us 49 year olds can legitimately use these digits.

rick_416 · 2 points · Posted at 16:44:25 on October 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

In Toronto, almost everyone’s phone number starts with 416 so there are those rare occasions where someone points it out and asks me if I’m from Toronto and I would kindly say yea.

Snarkal · 1 points · Posted at 03:39:07 on April 22, 2019 · (Permalink)

Ohh! That’s why I see the number “416” all the time in Toronto Memes. Good to know.

BitCoinGrinding · 2 points · Posted at 18:11:42 on November 1, 2018 · (Permalink)

/u/ilovefake70

PowerMan2206 · 5 points · Posted at 19:08:34 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Everyone thinks I'm a 12 year old lmao.

I'm 13

xXxNoSc0p3dYoUxXx · 6 points · Posted at 20:07:09 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well I'm 14 flexes superiority

PowerMan2206 · 5 points · Posted at 20:12:01 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Your username says otherwise

xXxNoSc0p3dYoUxXx · 2 points · Posted at 05:21:13 on October 27, 2018 · (Permalink)

At least I'm not negative 188 years old

MuffinDoesThings · 2 points · Posted at 20:29:23 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

If your name ends with 420, you're probably 6

FrankDaTank1283 · 4 points · Posted at 20:52:38 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think that would make them 598, silly!

Commander70 · 1 points · Posted at 20:07:31 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Drizzy_THAkid · 1 points · Posted at 20:08:32 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nice.

AtlasTheDogg · 1 points · Posted at 20:14:27 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ends in 69, confirmed 23 and it’s still funny

josiebennett70 · 1 points · Posted at 20:16:12 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Can confirm.

DJ1066 · 1 points · Posted at 20:31:06 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I however, am not 1052 years old.

Voltzbot · 1 points · Posted at 14:34:45 on January 9, 2019 · (Permalink)

we here in 2019 while this man be living in 2118

CptSqueefy · 1 points · Posted at 20:31:16 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Or a skittle toothed rapist...

Atte71 · 1 points · Posted at 21:29:34 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Skittle toothed rapist!! Fantastic description lol.

tikvan · 0 points · Posted at 21:53:16 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Can you make it obvious for idiots like me? In other words, I don't get it.

CptSqueefy · 3 points · Posted at 00:53:25 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Google search 6ix9ine and there is your answer

tikvan · 5 points · Posted at 22:25:06 on October 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lol dude wtf now I've seen it all

Thanks!

Yrmsteak · 1 points · Posted at 20:39:56 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Or they're a generous lover, if you put ttoo much thought into it.

~~Hey babe, wanna 68? You go down on me and I owe you one!~~

Real chads: Hey babe, wanna 70? I'll go down on you and you can owe me one!

strip_club_dj · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:28 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

My steam user name ends in 69 but to be fair I was 12 when I created it.

Milky_boi_and_wut · 1 points · Posted at 20:58:35 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

What about 96

LevelWheel · 1 points · Posted at 21:16:25 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

What if your username ends in 139

Redrxy70 · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:30 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I stupidly never thought of it from that perspective! I thought I'd had a clever way of using numbers when required (now you need 1 if everything) anyways I used my yr of birth thinking, I'll never forget that... Almost XX amount of years later you've enlightened me.
Shit, now I've got to change everything!! Sometimes ignorance IS bliss. 🤔

esterator · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:05 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

and if you heard this post not even a few weeks ago on r/showerthoughts then you’re just like me edit: idk why i said the subreddit name instead of just “here”

Franklin2543 · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:52 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mine's umm.... I dunno??? Maybe I'm going for 1 better than the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

It's definitely NOT the last four of my social...

liberaldouche1234 · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:01 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

My username numbers tells people I’m a very creative and awesome person

Robertez70 · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:16 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Actually I'm 18 jokes on you

aceofdarts68 · 1 points · Posted at 22:40:54 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

jokes on you mine is 68

Luk3yboy99 · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:09 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’ll have you know, it’s the year I want to die! In 2199! Immortality, bitches!

plaze6288 · 1 points · Posted at 22:46:39 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Id think you were born in 1970 lol

thekingofpop69 · 1 points · Posted at 22:48:02 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Perhaps...

cyrusm · 1 points · Posted at 22:48:49 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh thank god! The way he was talking I seriously thought SilverFox69 was at least 50.

NastyButClassy69 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:35 on December 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lol

Pinhead015 · 1 points · Posted at 00:10:31 on December 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

Heads up my username ends in 015 so you know I'm 9 years old

Snarkal · 1 points · Posted at 04:33:21 on April 16, 2019 · (Permalink)

This thread gets archived in 8-days. That was one heck of a thread we had here to say the very least 👍

Snarkal · 1 points · Posted at 12:23:30 on April 23, 2019 · (Permalink)

Alright guys. This thread is going down in history. Let’s see it archive.

BigAlsSmokedShack · 1 points · Posted at 19:49:42 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Same with if your user name ends in 419, people will think you're 1,599. But if it ends in 420 you're probably very very cool.

LeonardTringo · 1 points · Posted at 19:56:39 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

and 420 is usually 15-16 year olds.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:14:18 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I assume you're 2018 years old because if you were 18 you would be pluto_00.

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 15:44:49 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)*

My old gaming name was blackmamba69 funny im an adult

Intergalactic_Toast · 2 points · Posted at 17:04:09 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hahaha you think 18 is an adult?

You're an adult when you can do your own taxes

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:57:11 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)*

Well legally. Other than that even thinking of me as an adult sounds absurd to me.

klunk88 · 2 points · Posted at 19:18:13 on October 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm 30. The idea that I am considered an adult is absurd to me.