Ha. Good one.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Mashpoe ยท 538 points ยท Posted at 19:17:43 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


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RedditBotAccount3253 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:04:06 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No.

My computers are cursed.

MonokelPinguin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:20:41 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry, Dave, but they are not. You just have trouble expressing yourself clearly.

Aetol ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 11:44:39 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Except CSS. CSS does whatever the fuck it wants.

King_Krooked ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:42 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This hits far too close to home right now...

eesoteric ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:09:43 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If programming professionally for the last ten years has taught me one thing, itโ€™s that Iโ€™m far more fallible and inconsistent than Iโ€™d like to admit or think of myself as. I would say that it has also given me the ability to recognize this in other aspects of life and (hopefully) adjust accordingly.

myrandomevents ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:21:53 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This. I don't understand sometimes how someone can be both a narrow minded full of themselves jerk and an active programmer at the same time. Programming is a constant journey of self humility.

iProgramIt ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:41:54 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They haven't met JavaScript ;)

marcosdumay ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 02:16:11 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Javascript too just does exactly what you tell it to.

But it speaks a crazy language, that is incredibly similar to the ones you are used to.

ThePixelCoder ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 09:58:45 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly. It's like you say "fetch the stick" and it does exactly what it's told to do, except in JavaScript sticks are nuclear bombs.

Chirimorin ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 13:46:27 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And fetch means detonate

ThePixelCoder ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:49:30 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And "the" means "every".

pixiestar1 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:27:30 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Reddit User 1, 121 points

im a fuckin dumbass lol

It's rare for a true dumbass to say they are, and mean it.

I'm going to need evidence for this claim.

Reddit User 2, 9 points
Ever tried your hand at computer programming? That is a way to well and truly know how much of a dumbass you are.

After all. A computer only does exactly what you tell it to...

Reddit User 1
Ha. Good one.


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dubloe7 ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bad bot human. From what I can tell, it appears to be three different users. You can see a portion of the first character or so of the name, and they seem to be different.

pixiestar1 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:32:16 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

idk they both look like "u" to me, and they both have a "g" in about the same place of the name.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Mashpoe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:59:32 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was 3 different users but I went back and checked; it's only 2.

Scytex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:00:36 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:55 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Unless you use JavaScript.

arnoldcoldezenegger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:19 on April 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Story of my fucking life

bornbyariver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:44 on April 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ha gold one