Don't Dead Open Inside

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ NeverMakesMistkes ยท 76236 points ยท Posted at 17:51:00 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


Cland ยท 8136 points ยท Posted at 19:18:39 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TIL: Always click on the word "Test"

jc5504 ยท 8563 points ยท Posted at 19:55:52 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You selected: TEST MISSILE

Sending test missile....

Missile SENT!

Cland ยท 1982 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhh... nice.

[deleted] ยท 727 points ยท Posted at 21:36:21 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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z500 ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 22:27:22 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Me too. I wonder if you could analyze comments to find out which ones were written by miserable bastards and filter them out automatically. I don't think I can handle the day-to-day negativity much longer.

DarthOzy ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 22:28:15 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's an awesome idea for a Chrome extension.. I might try that.

Gaothaire ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 22:46:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 6 months

[deleted] ยท 246 points ยท Posted at 23:13:13 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Mistercheif ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 00:24:25 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not even mad. Discovering time travel? That's fucking impressive.

[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 02:33:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Mistercheif ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:37:11 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shhh... I want to believe.

Kromherjan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:13 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Stop this wizardry/heresy at once!

hunted7fold ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:15:07 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is too relatable :(

RemindMeBot ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:50:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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MrSiliconGuy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:21:30 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

ValVenjk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:29 on April 1, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

agentlemansguide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:47 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

RemindMe! 1 week

HouAngelesDodgeStros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:10 on June 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's getting close to 6 months...

Gaothaire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:45 on June 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, /u/DarthOzy, how's the progress? Have you at least made any (Bad) UI? I feel bad because I just started my first real adult job as a developer and I don't even know the best practice for the right place to start on making something like that. I could do research, but it's hard to convince myself to spend my free time on personal betterment.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:25 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Read that as chromosome

chromo_dynamic ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:58:17 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think google stopped supporting them. Thought I heard that somewhere

Bobshayd ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:16:58 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Some lovely stuff is made by people who are also miserable bastards.

z500 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:20:59 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well I mostly meant the racist and misogynistic ones.

sam4ritan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:55:27 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To be honest, i'm making an effort not to (fully) filter them out.
Because sure, it's exhausting, but in the end it's a reminder that there are other people out there with differing, in this case often outright disgusting, opinions. And that ignoring them is not going to solve this problem.

feelsfunny ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:11:20 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just hire Butters

mc1887 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:18:09 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your comment has been automatically filtered.

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coldfusionpuppet ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:32:00 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like another Black Mirror episode.

Mdlp0716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:22 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think thereโ€™s a bot that tries to determine how positive or negative a comment or commenter is but I forget what itโ€™s called. Anybody know?

wotanii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:26 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You could probably get pretty far by doing a heuristic on the subs they post on.

You could probably do a simple gaussian process with comment-karma per comment per sub and deleted comments.

e.g. If he gets few upvotes in r/wholesomememes, but lots in upvotes in r/t_d, he might be a shit poster. If he has only positive karma, but lots of deleted comments, he might be a shill or a shitposter.

slouched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:51 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

me either brother<3 and thats why i drink instead

DoktorMerlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:12 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just put in some /r/wholesomemes and some other generally-nice subreddits and you get a better experience. There are a lot of smaller subreddits where everyone is genuinely nice to each other. I would love to link some, but I have the feeling that making them bigger hurts them at some point

DJRES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:09 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eat shit.

Guitarucopia ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:00:16 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Layers of creamy wit with a crunchy wit coating!

ManyLlamas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:27:38 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I live wit, reddit on reddit

Sobsz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:41:29 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AND MY AXE!

bstaletic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:50 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Odd_Bunsen ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:35 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WITwitwitwitwitwit

jaydenl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:50 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WitWitAppreciationAppreciationWitWitWit

DioShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:09 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

livens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:20 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Buy sometimes its shit on shit. But not this time.

Jubawub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:34 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, the famous wit on wit technique. A fan of Bob Ross I see.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:49 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:37 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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thratty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:59:23 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Every option sends a missile!

PooPooDooDoo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:27:22 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So it looks like I may have "solved" the whole problem with North Korea.

Bentaeriel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:47:13 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How you SOLVE a problem LIKE Koreeeah?!

MegaxnGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:54 on January 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now that dude in the bunker can be all smug again.

Dannyjod2002 ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 21:10:42 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Alert Alert

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:12:54 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Meesey ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:31:20 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Looking at the gif, if you take out "test" and "missile" you're left with "alert" and "alert"

brodega ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 21:50:28 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Alt+F4+F4+F4+F4+F4

NukeOfTheShadow ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 22:04:15 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many F4 keys do you have on your keyboard?

UmerHasIt ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 22:08:15 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All of them

Sobsz ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 22:44:09 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Meanwhile, in another part of the town:

"Okay, so it's F1 for help, F2 for brightness, F3 for... Wait a second, where'd that key go?

TheNosferatu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:52:52 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I found it's easier to just switch the other F buttons with F4s found on other keyboards. Never miss hitting F4 again!

ddnomad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:41 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not even one (60% mk masterrace here)

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:55:22 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Numberpadless heathen!

Primal_Thrak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:15 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ALT+5(F4)

ItsZenoix ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:57:06 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Opposed to ALERT ALERT

OdBx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:15:56 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just 1 key, but he clicks it with 5 digits at once

Sobsz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:44:27 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You replied to the wrong comment.

OdBx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:13 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bloody hell, the result of redditing in the back of a dark car driving along a country road after 4 pints

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:01 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Blink twice if you need help.

Officerbonerdunker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:40 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

MISSILE ALERT ALERT TEST

catzhoek ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:07:09 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You selected: TEST Booting up GLaDOS ... Have fun tesing!

jc5504 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This was a triumph

o0Rh0mbus0o ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:18:10 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the cake is a lie etc etc etc.

CompleteSpy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:54 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m making a note here

TheNosferatu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:53:45 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Huge success!" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Sabrovitch ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:57:42 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TIL: Always click on the word "Test"
Surprise missiles if you're lucky!

memeticmachine ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:20:40 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

surprise missiles only if the surprise location has oil

DonRobo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:19:55 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh no

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:41:51 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Test missile please ignore.

TheNosferatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:54:05 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice try, Kim

T-T-N ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:52:51 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then what is alert alert?

ribeyeballer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:21:54 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot to misspell missle

electrogamerman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:58:22 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Shit. I just wanted an alert alert!!"

3mmagic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:08 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NEXT!

CaioNV ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:35 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Greatest reply ever.

JoyJoy_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:07 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Please ignore

TricoMex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:02 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

God knows I needed that hyperventilating laugh. Thanks man.

cclloyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:06 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does that mean the other option is ALERT ALERT

unidentifiable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:01:19 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fission Mailed!

Nebuli2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:16 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I meant to trigger the Alert Alert!

bstaletic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:49 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I needed that laugh!

-1KingKRool- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:53:12 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Time to try "Alert" again.

Jmcgee1125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:39 on April 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But then... ALERT ALERT

Iohet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:06 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see you watched K-19 as well

enki1337 ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 01:28:23 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Chalkless97 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 06:04:16 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Alert Alert

Cland ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:46:38 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha! What!!?? Just... what!?

ProgramTheWorld ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:43:58 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The real TIL is always in the comments

Plz_ShowBob_n_Vagene ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 23:24:39 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ForensicPathology ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 00:05:59 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My favorite thing about all these is the panicky mouse reaction.

HowIsntBabbyFormed ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 05:41:04 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget the one that was on top yesterday?

jugalator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:41 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, the new government funding!

  • During missile warnings: $20,000 per minute shown. Calming themes, spa, hair salons, etc.
  • During missile launches: $40,000 per minute shown. Sport cars, razors for men, liquors, bacon, knives.
  • During nuclear ICBM launches: $100,000 per minute shown. Tom Cruise and Scientology.
kiradotee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:17 on March 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh man, I've forgotten about this for so long (guess since using uBlock Origin). Wow, this just unleashed the anger than was asleep inside of me for so long.

OnePunchFan8 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:17:05 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Til: select the word that is not vertically or horizontally next to "missile"

Sobsz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:44:52 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

*missle

xxc3ncoredxx ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The real TIL is in the comments.

Mr_Condoriano ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:05:27 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The real comments is always in the TIL

o0Rh0mbus0o ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:19:12 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TIL the comment is always real

singham ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:08:27 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.

bautin ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:35:59 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What if you wanted to warn of a missile?

Trekiros ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:16:41 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Click on both

JoyJoy_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:14:56 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sending out that test missile will scare the other missile away

The-1v1er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, click missle so you send the Test Missle, which triggers the alert test. Youโ€™re welcome.

vacuainsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:32:48 on January 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You are the monitor

Paranatural ยท 6409 points ยท Posted at 18:11:49 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's so bad it's beautiful.

Mjolnir12 ยท 1653 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Believable, too.

Roflkopt3r ยท 1053 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Really not much worse than the actual one.

[deleted] ยท 360 points ยท Posted at 21:47:02 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What was that made in? MS Word?

Roflkopt3r ยท 592 points ยท Posted at 21:54:27 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 22:03:11 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That was fucking awesome!

pimathbrainiac ยท 109 points ยท Posted at 22:09:03 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I knew which video it was before I clicked. I watched it again. A fucking classic!

reflux212 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 22:40:59 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is one of the rare times when I can get behind the idea of a โ€œAre you sure?โ€ confirmation dialog box.

notnovastone ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:47:01 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But what about those times when you turn on your computer and eight different programs want to know if you really want to close the program.

-PM_Me_Reddit_Gold- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:28:19 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And a captcha, we don't want bots clicking it. However, I doubt anyone who hacks that computer is going to use a macro to click the button.

c3534l ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:31 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And yet such a box would never work because we're constantly given it for reversible operations and not given new information in the dialogue, so we've been conditioned to ignore them.

piterrogulski ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:25:22 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD

Roflkopt3r ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 23:28:03 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
piterrogulski ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:35:57 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think you can officially stop and rethink your life choices

wtfdizzy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:07:00 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bob Johnson

With his therapist

Oh my goodness, that's freaking hilarious!

Cruxion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:45:02 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So what about the RPG made in excel?

TheBisBis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:33:08 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow

visvavasu2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:12 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Amazing

Kered13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:13 on January 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I knew I should have gone to Sigbovik last year.

Argarck ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 21:49:39 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It appears to be a PHOTO of a monitor, sir

zombisponge ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I already told you I am not a missile test person, you are refusing to help me so I am going to hang up!

mrshadoninja ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 22:09:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It looks like a craigslist ad

Mjolnir12 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:21:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WTB: nuclear launch detected

altoroc ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:00:11 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Cory123125 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:36:51 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit. Its not even a drop down... its hyperlinks...

throwaway48375 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:07:18 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There is so much wrong with that if there is no confirmation screen, I wouldn't know where to begin... This is existential crisis material, once you know how frightening this thing still can be if it's not entirely removed and replaced.

OdBx ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:14:51 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why is this at all manual?

jwota ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:43:42 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

First of all, these arenโ€™t the people who detect missiles. Theyโ€™re the people who will get a call from the people who detect missiles, who will then click the correct link (hopefully) to alert the public.

Itโ€™s not really something you can (or should) automate. At some point, somebodyโ€™s gotta click something.

OdBx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:18 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit

ihahp ยท 265 points ยท Posted at 21:08:15 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
 So  it's 
bad beautiful
Paranatural ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:09:08 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Perfect

logicaldiscussions ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:15:23 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

P r e t e f c

TabCompletion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:42:45 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ferpecto

Loreguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:10 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You know I'm bad, beautiful, really really bad.

briguytrading ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:40:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

badeautifal

hardpencils ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 21:22:44 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The "missle" makes it

Heirsandgraces ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:16:17 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Christmas time, missle alerts and wine...

koulnis ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:51:25 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's so bad it's

probably gonna be reposted to funny as well
your_faces_lord ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:03:17 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, it's beautiful.

codereder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:42 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This should have programmed with no mouse

readytofly48 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Rofl. Whoops!

ktkps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:16 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -105 points ยท Posted at 19:12:50 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[removed]

Limunaire ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Judging based off of the rest of your profile, the way you constantly change the way you write downvote and that your name is an incredibly immature letterswap, I have some doubt about whether or not you're telling the truth.

tajjet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:53 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

<-- uptrods to the [le]ft

anowlcalledjosh ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:54:24 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

1 post karma

-77 comment karma

Redditor for 1 day

Nice

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:16:30 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

deleted What is this?

hypercube33 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:37 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Care to elaborate?

itbeamess ยท 2643 points ยท Posted at 18:35:52 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One of the best ones yet 9/10

[deleted] ยท 676 points ยท Posted at 20:55:22 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You should see this one

itbeamess ยท 254 points ยท Posted at 21:07:46 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

9.1/10

gidbinn7 ยท 168 points ยท Posted at 21:53:27 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

9/11

Yajirobe404 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:51:27 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

too soon

THIS_BOT ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:47:16 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

... 9/10.5

PianoMastR64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:22 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

8.5909090.../10.5

EmeraldDS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:43 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

9/1.1

PianoMastR64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:28:10 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

69/420

tgo1014 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:57:18 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

9.5/7

Sobsz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:00 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

!reddit9.5

thesublimeobjekt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:40 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5/7

DragonTamerMCT ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:18:49 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not much can make me laugh out loud here anymore, that did it.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:32:44 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hadn't seen it either, that one was great! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ

whyupoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:43 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

10/10 with rice

zaphod0002 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 21:43:24 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love how the twitchy mouse conveys growing panic. 10/10

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:00:02 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Where is the cancel button ? Where is the cancel button ??"

throatfrog ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:52:31 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

For a 10/10 "missile" should've been spelled right

jaydenl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:59:17 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not once but thrice. Adds to the incompetency (accuracy) of the joke. 11/10

Zarathustran ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:03 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is really clever.

PandaJahsta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:21:02 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5/7

gibberisjjjh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:48 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

10/10 with rice

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ NeverMakesMistkes ยท 1094 points ยท Posted at 21:30:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Great, so now this is in r/all so everyone can see how I missled an "i".

Keegan9000 ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 21:47:35 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Come on, I thought you never made mistkes!

jboy126126 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 02:03:18 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He doe, he makes features

Prawny ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:58:40 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Found the guy from the Black Country.

EuphoricBatman ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 22:21:39 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hah, unrelated but I like how the cursor pauses over for a while to make sure an advert doesn't pop up, that is some skillfully blended meta right there, 10/10.

MrCheeseiscool2 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:12:32 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I do that an advert still manages to pop up a millisecond before I click the link

Dank_Tales ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:05:58 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, I thought that was intentional

padiwik ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:59:26 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Had you not mentioned it...

jlha65 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:42:08 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure it just makes it better

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ NeverMakesMistkes ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 23:58:53 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I care about my memes like a parent cares about their child. How would you feel if your child was born without an i?

Globbi ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:09:12 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

a chld?

stevekez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:30:15 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They'll do fine with just one, I'm sure.

VerucaBlind ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:07:05 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You missle'd three "i", actually.

At least you aren't hard-coding your static strings! You should be proud of yourself.

WikiTextBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:11 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Magic number (programming)

In computer programming, the term magic number has multiple meanings.


[ PM | Exclude me | Exclude from subreddit | FAQ / Information | Source | Donate ] Downvote to remove | v0.28

TheCrazyShip ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:48:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would never notice if you didn't mention.

Thanks for pointing out your mistke!!!!!!

PooPooDooDoo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:29:03 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's no i in /r/programmerhumor

c3534l ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:12:51 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think that actually makes it better.

RobKhonsu ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:59:05 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If only you were as flawless as the missile alert test.

VerucaBlind ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:04 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

missile alert test.

*missle

kraybaybay ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:33:07 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm just impressed that you managed to time the end of the gif with an email ding on my phone. Pretty surreal moment.

TimeTravelingChris ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:25:14 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's more realistic this way.

locnessmnstr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:43 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't notice until I read this comment ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

SusuKacangSoya ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:10:35 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice meme

ponytoaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:30 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your a programmer, just blame the requirements!

UsmanSaleemS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:52 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow just told it! I never knew!

Tmbgkc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:53:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit will overlook flaws if it is funny enough and I love it.

stacks13 ยท 823 points ยท Posted at 18:39:04 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

MISSLE ALERT

- u/NeverMakesMistkes

Sounds about right. Awesome work.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ NeverMakesMistkes ยท 371 points ยท Posted at 18:46:41 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, let's all agree that was intentional. I mean, it must've been!
I never make mistkes.

InvisibleShade ยท 213 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SillyFlyGuy ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 18:24:26 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Another great one!

This near disaster is a gold mine for this sub.

Joghun ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 21:56:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is this the new "volume sliders trend" of 2018?

spelunker ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 22:00:45 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One can hope.

TechyMitch1 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:10:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It better be

nekowolf ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 20:21:09 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LAUNCH  MISSILE
MISSILE TEST
kopasz7 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:02:51 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Genius

KVYNgaming ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:56:45 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But what if I'm trying to press 'Missile Test'

SuperSuperUniqueName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:33 on February 26, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LAUNCH TEST
MISSILE MISSILE
KronktheKronk ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:40:01 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You guys are doing terrible with these designs.

Whatever you make, it needs to be confusing enough that it takes 40 minutes to figure out what you've done.

mrlr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:18:59 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It took them 38 minutes to send out an "Oops" message so they're making progress.

matrushkasized ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

AI versus military intelligence is gonna be a no-brainer....

As in the one without the actual brain wins.

trukkija ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So which one then?

matrushkasized ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:46 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My totally human brain did not see that one coming.. I meant the non protein guys will win...you know broader operating temperature range-wise.

[deleted] ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 18:41:24 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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madd74 ยท -52 points ยท Posted at 22:00:06 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
sarcastic_grapefruit ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:12:29 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

old comment deleted for privacy pm me for any question

madd74 ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 22:17:54 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

who needs to be nice on the internet when you don't have to face other people?

Also, some people find it funny, apparently not the programming community.

BossCrayfish880 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:27:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah itโ€™s a decent sub, it just has nothing to do with this post or thread

madd74 ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 22:28:43 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

it just has nothing to do with this post or thread

Try being dyslexic, and you'll see that's not exactly true, but to each their own.

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, the bear eats you.

BossCrayfish880 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:57:47 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck? You tag mildlypenis when something looks like a penis, and this post does not look like one in any way, shape, or form. Iโ€™m no sure what dyslexia has to do with that. If you can explain to me in detail what made you think this, then Iโ€™m happy to take your side.

madd74 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:21:29 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It doesn't have anything die to THE POST. I didn't tag this to THE POST. The link, that I replied to. Dyslexia is a reading disorder. There is much to it, however in this case if you remove one letter you can see penis. The whole point of that sub is seeing things that are not exactly a penis, but are "mildly" so, and for some reason, everyone in games got that joke, yet everyone here missed it.

BossCrayfish880 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:02 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No I think you donโ€™t get the joke. The joke of the sub is physical objects that look like penis, not words. Thatโ€™s more in the line of r/im14andthisisfunny. Just saying โ€œHAH! That word kinda looks like the word penis, and thatโ€™s a sex word!โ€ is basically what you were doing, and thatโ€™s just not funny.

copendope ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:34:00 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

please stop youโ€™re embarrassing yourself

oyooy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:35 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, /r/gaming find it funny. That's almost as bad as /r/funny finding it funny.

bunnyoverkill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:25:18 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes r/ProgrammerHumor is full of intellectuals amirite

icedbacon ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 20:47:10 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The panicked mouse moves after clicking. Lol! ๐Ÿคฃ

Irratix ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:28:44 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay this is one of the most unexpected ones so far.

gonzofish ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 18:54:49 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

C L E A N D E S I G N

L

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A

N

D

E

S

I

G

N

shhbot ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 18:54:53 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine you were on the receiving end of all that shouting.

 

I am a bot

xxc3ncoredxx ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:47:42 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IMAGINE THAT! WOULDN'T THAT REALLY BE SOMETHING!!

Dannyjod2002 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:13:45 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"HEY PUNK! CLEAN DESIGN L E A N D E S I G N!"

Kyrmana ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:24:53 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YOU FUCKED UP!

WiFiPunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:25 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™LL LEAN HOWEVER I WANT

Tilwaen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:49 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

GOOD BOT!

cinom-rah ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:27:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

man once again you guys are killin' it.

love this sub.

[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:19:24 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the panicked mice movement sold this

hometoast ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:22:01 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

s/missle/missile/g

?

PotatosFish ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:36:22 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

:%s/missle/missile/g Just in case cursor is not on that line :iabbrev missle missile For when someone misspells missle a lot

MrSecksee ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:02:36 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

User error. Any reasonable person would click on test.

logicaldiscussions ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:22:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TEST MISSILE. LAUNCHING IN 3.. 2..

Antazaz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:53:48 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I always love when /r/ProgrammingHumor starts a new UI meme. The results are always so funny.

Irith93 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Amazing

Aoae ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:39:44 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

These are genius

McDonaldsEggMcMuffin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:33:56 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s crazy how most of us understand why the caption is relevant. Memes age well

oOShockWaveOo_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:49:54 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of the

No             Safety

Smoking    First

on that ship

AGausmann ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:31 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

inb4 volume slider 3.0

Vietnamec ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hello Hawaii

gurr57 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:39 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
totemcatcher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:53 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so happy this meme series/sub is a thing. I can't stop smiling.

Poor Hawaii.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:41:53 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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KAODEATH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:21 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you forget which account you were using?

FUNGI_INSIDE_PEEHOLE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:05 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
aickem ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:17 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I almost tried to ctrl-c out of it

masteredmond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:00 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Probably similar code to launch the missile... weโ€™re doomed

zushiba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:53:18 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love it, you should be nominated for a golden globe for best actor having to portray panic via a mouse cursor isn't easy, but you did it perfectly.

2MillionsDeSucres ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR COMPUTER

ElGuapissimo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:33 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just click on Test.

Osmium_tetraoxide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:26 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

New paradigm of UI shitposting.

FoppyOmega ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:11 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love how all of these have the frantic mouse scribbling at the end

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:19 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can tell the shock by the way that pointer swings about hahaha

imtooka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:15 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

U/jackshi3lds

Sub_Corrector_Bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:18 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You may have meant u/jackshi3lds instead of U/jackshi3lds.


Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

Braydeennnn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:56:32 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
resynchronize ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:34:48 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love how he just panics and moves he cursor around after realizing what he did

buddy_cricket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:54:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Adding a box shadow to the button? Compared to the previous guyโ€™s work this is impressive!

JoyFerret ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:02 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is this the new close KFC ad/inconvenient volume slider?

SamL214 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:35:44 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You monster.

boatinwater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:16:25 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
fapencius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:52 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Loved the panicking mouse-movement, great acting OP

thyporter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Congratulations! This is the top post of /r/ProgrammerHumor now!

charredest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:30 on January 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

u/nevermakesmistkes misspells missile

also username checks out

Audiblade ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:04 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is this loss?

charredest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:14:47 on January 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yes

Salmeida_da_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:43 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love the panic you feel in the mouse movements afterwards

Molinaridude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who in their right mind would write 4 words in colums rather than rows? Why do people keep making shit like this.

(Yes, I know the post is a joke, Iโ€™m talking in general)

Err0rc0de ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Made me chuckle!

Theia123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:04 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Brilliant!! Love the mouse shaking

Maggrathka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:55 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That was weird, I got a two minute video of Trump talking about MLK. I was waiting for something programmy to happen and watched the whole thing

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:10 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

BlazingThunder30 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's the point

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:32 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

By design. PEBKAC.

d3v5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Best one I've seen!

CD6730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Very good.

E_Go_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:25 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Checks OPโ€™s username

draco123465 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:11 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The mouse wiggling really sold it

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta admit this one is actually really good.

Aesthetics_Supernal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:56 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The lesson I have learned from all of this is that quadrant 4 should be the only place I click. Anything else is death.

LeonardMH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:58 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Great title!

Massis87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:10 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

oh god I really literally laughed out loud.

302w ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:52 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All of these are fucking genius, so funny

8r0k3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love the mouse freaking out after clicking.

brandyeyecandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:15 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OK you guys have had enough fun for today lol

WhoIsTheUnPerson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Missle

throw7988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:45 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm loving all these variations

redditteachmehow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:32 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

(shares screenshot of alert along with thousands of other people)

charlesbuchinski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:34 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How long until this pops up on /r/funny

UtterEast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:46 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The panicked pointer movement is everything.

Leandropr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:55 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice job, I smell promotion!

aloginov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:14 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whats the difference between missile and missle, could you explain to non native speaker please? Listened to bbc today and the newscaster pronounced this word as missle and then excused and corrected to missile. Google highlights missle as incorrect either.

postulate4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:22:52 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think you might be confused by the way emphasis is sometimes placed in the English language. You could pronounce it as either "mi-SUHL" or "mi-SILE." Both should be correct.

It's the same reason you might hear people say economics as "EE-conomics" or"Eh-conomics."

OdBx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:21 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is perfect

cheek_breek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:47 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

sebbe605 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:58 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant

the_mangled_pancreas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:54 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One of the more terrifying .gifs I have seen in a while... Stuff of nightmares...

ArrYarrYarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:12 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you click on "test" it'll be correct

I_will_draw_boobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:05 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This broke my sass function in Gulp

-Xephyr- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

M I S S L E

stormwind3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:36 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why can't I give gold on mobile?

Poofu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:55 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whereโ€™s the bitcoin nuclear warning?

saniity9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:42 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OP's username checks out

JandsomeHam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:24 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't that make the other one "Alert test"? :/

TrumpWonSorryLibs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:37 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

look /u/guyi567, it's a top post of /r/programmerhumor! quick, post it to /r/funny!

Darkitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:18 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nice b8 m8, i r8 8/8

SentientPeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:44 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bad UI posts have come back from the dead and I love it

trexwhendrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:51 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This reminds me of the videos that came out after the voter scandals.

thratty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:31 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Should've clicked the word test!

mtfort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:09 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you misspell missile

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ NeverMakesMistkes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:25 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Step 1: Type "missile"
Step 2: Change the word "missile" to one of these:

  • issile
  • mssile
  • misile
  • missie
  • missil
  • missiel
  • missail

or, of course, missle.

I know it looks hard but it's actually pretty simple. Good luck!

PokWangpanmang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:53 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah mah test Icl

Esssss

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macw11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:28 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Keep these Hawaii memes coming

nosmokingbandit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:45 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like this new meme.

KyloTennant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:15 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I've still seen GUIs legitimately worse than this

BikeRideAUnicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Title

evrythingisawsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:37 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Add a grayed out button counting down 30 minutes to cancel, and you're done.

HaoYouBeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:29 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wonder how long it takes for someone to repost this on r/funny again

PM_ME_YOUR_1080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:19 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HAHAHA you got a belly laugh out of me with this one :)

MetalMammothBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:39 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can almost see the panic in the mouse movements after it was clicked

JunkNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:04 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You selected; MISSILE ALERT TEST!

The missile alert test works. Now firing MISSILE!

LostHole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

These are pretty funny

JunkNuggets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:11 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell is a โ€œmissleโ€?

GetReelFishingPro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well, shit.

jroddie4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:35 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this is gonna be 'Enter your phone number' all over again

so_so_sherlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:58 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lol, these are even better than the volume control ones a while back.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:44 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

MISSLE

Awqszx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:24 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Love it

byakuyaftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:17 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
eVaan13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:04 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I also love how kerning is fucked as well.

zgbrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:51 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Brilliant!

Darkchylde89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:19 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This makes me laugh so much. Great job!

EagleBigMac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:27 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is the best one I've seen and I'm actually tempted to do this to the next friend that wants me to make them a free website.

coldfusionpuppet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:26 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That gif is genius.

Mr_Trustable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:57 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bad UI on the front page? What happened?

XochipilliA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:32 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
OneEqualsTrue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:54 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well done

Moofininja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:13 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There was one of those signs at Wendy's that said "Open Late!" but it was split down the middle, and all I could see was "Opla ente!"

frontiernutrition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:21 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

that is brilliant

Abaddon314159 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:41 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Perfect 7/10

Texas_Rangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:18 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re a genius.

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reww23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:08 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Inside dead don't open

aluman8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:05 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Awesome

surag0107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:42 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Alert alert.

Hey, that should be a new kind of alert with the kind of stuff that's been going on.

just-the-tip__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:43 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

:hover

Ragnarokcitongo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:00 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ButterH2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:16 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Genius.

DownVotingCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:45 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

User error. Why click alert if you don't want an an alert. Just remember not to push the missile button.

oompaloompafoompa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:05 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just click on test lol what's so hard about that

lukeyshmookey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:52 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

These again? Hell yes.

fabbballin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:57 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is too funny. I saw the actual screenshot of the UI and I couldnโ€™t believe my eyes. So I made this for Hawaii, https://www.reddit.com/r/webdev/comments/7qxsfj/here_you_go_hawaii_a_new_shiny_emergency_alert/?st=JCII5RRE&sh=749eb8e2

DevangLiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:12 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where is that "fuck fuck fuck" comment?

llamas666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:29 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Amazing caption

who_body ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:26 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TIL always view source before clicking on something. And if source is not available.....RTFM

_tarrantula_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:00:38 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I've seen a couple variations of these, this was the first to make me actually snort laugh.

msx_asdf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:11 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm so glad this is back as a thing

chillmonkey88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:49 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Needs frantic clicking of a cancel button that doesn't work

BrazilianT29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:34 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
KyleBryan814 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:45 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this would be a good post at /r/dontdeadopeninside

Yay_Yay_3780 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:01 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yet another bad example of User Experience

Hackerwithalacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:22 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wow this is a great post, it also would be great at this sub I know called r/dontopendeadinside

JayInslee2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:44 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's like when using windows when you click the shutdown menu, except it wasn't a menu and proceeds to shutdown without confirmation.

OutlawGunslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:21 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I love how the cursor even says $&@k!

givemetech ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:47 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It is funny how this small mistake in programming could lead to this mass panic

gentlephish01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:21 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve seen this like ten times but itโ€™s extra funny the eleventh for some goddamn reason.

palladidrago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:22:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like how the mouse panicks out after he presses

jovasar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:09 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahhahahaha

Dakine_Lurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:22 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Still a better interface than the real one

PringlesBoi64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:24:49 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Best caption

TarnishedVictory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:44:25 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

From the Google school of user interface design.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:19:45 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd hunt whoever designed this down and beat them with my desk chair.

pro_cheats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:55 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't show this to :Sofia: please.

btcftw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:55:13 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But what if I'm trying to press 'Missile Test'

Awkward_Marshmallow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:11 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

is this what happend in Hawaii?

renegade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:21 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Joni Ive iOS 7 version

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:39 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
one_developer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:30 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

doesnโ€™t highlight on hover ๐Ÿ‘Œ

OldBrownSock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:50 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

User name does not check out

can_haz_no_pride ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:02 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
document.querySelectorAll('a').forEach(
  (e)=>e.href='http://fire-missile-alert.local?loc=HI';
)
// :P
lewdlover128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:13 on January 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That little jiggle of the mouse in panick "FUCK SHIT GODDAMN IT"

Liggliluff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:30 on January 27, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So that's what happened when Stockholm/Sweden sent out that incorrect air raid warning. ...worse is that they didn't even play the "dangers over" sound. How unprofessional :(

KingLucioh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:37 on June 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SergioFLS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:16 on June 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this post is going to be archived... i must upvote

Kyle918 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:04 on July 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone else remember when this happened in Hawaii?

MrFuzzynutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:32 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fucking dumbass Hawaiians lol

Pacodetaco1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:24 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm now a civilian for the last couple months but I was a Air Defense System Operator for the US ARMY and we would go through exercise upon exercise with mixed in real world missions and the fact that so many people could be alerted and move to a shelter is amazing, good job Hawaii. As an ARMY Air Defense soldier I'll tell you no, NO Intercontinental Ballistic Missile is coming close to our nation with all 5 branches of the United States Military tracking and our any allied nation with the amount of Air Defense batteries in multiple countries, radars and sensors, and the THAAD Patriot Missile ready to intercept and destroy any and all ICBMs threats. If it flies, it dies. HOOAH!!

motherlytendril ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:33 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So that's how it happend...

captandangit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:50:43 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

dont dead open inside

dylanhamer13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:26:31 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not this shift again

Arseven ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:37:11 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Was this how it was actually setup?

nahidtislam ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:44:28 on January 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shouldโ€™ve clicked on the part where it said โ€˜testโ€™

former-lizard-king ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 21:19:45 on January 16, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing will prepare the world for the return of the lizard king