Me_Irl

HelloYesThisIsDuck · 424 points · Posted at 16:53:27 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

how_close_to_home () {
    return(TOOFUCKINGCLOSE); /* Edit: TOOFUCKINGCLOSE is indeed a constant for the purpose of this joke */
}

AuraMasterNeal · 63 points · Posted at 20:06:52 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Ported it to lua for ya.

+/u/CompileBot lua

function howCloseToHome()
    return "Too Fucking Close"
end

print("How close to home is it?")
print(howCloseToHome())

HelloYesThisIsDuck · 90 points · Posted at 20:09:28 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

poizan42 · 46 points · Posted at 20:33:39 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well, AT&T apparently thought they could copyright a file consisting of nothing but the copyright notice.

Beniskickbutt · 11 points · Posted at 22:48:52 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Was this copyrighted by some tool that programmatically adds copyright comments to the file? I feel like that had to be the real reason for this but its not as exciting

RenaKunisaki · 5 points · Posted at 01:11:21 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Probably. Just some command-line-fu to add a header to every script.

Garfong · 4 points · Posted at 01:26:01 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Alternately corporate policy insists on copyright notices on all source files, and it's easier to comply than argue.

azy2 · 4 points · Posted at 21:33:27 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy shit

pants_full_of_pants · 2 points · Posted at 06:16:38 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sure thing, I've plenty.

Teslatronic · 9 points · Posted at 22:15:11 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Rust!

+/u/CompileBot rust

fn how_close_to_home() -> &str {
    "Too Fucking Close"
}

fn main() {
    println!("How close to home is it?");
    println!("{}", how_close_to_home());
}

Sean1708 · 9 points · Posted at 22:28:24 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

<anon>:1:27: 1:31 error: missing lifetime specifier [E0106]
<anon>:1 fn how_close_to_home() -> &str {
                                   ^~~~
<anon>:1:27: 1:31 help: see the detailed explanation for E0106
<anon>:1:27: 1:31 help: this function's return type contains a borrowed value, but there is no value for it to be borrowed from
<anon>:1:27: 1:31 help: consider giving it a 'static lifetime
error: aborting due to previous error

Teslatronic · 5 points · Posted at 22:35:12 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Heh, whoops. Guess it's gotta be &static str then. Or fn<'a> how_to_close_to_home() -> &'a str could work maybe?

[deleted] · 17 points · Posted at 22:51:22 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

And this is why Rust scares me.

Teslatronic · 3 points · Posted at 23:25:22 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Haha, it's not that bad really. Especially since the compiler is super helpful. In this case, running rustc --explain E0106 would show a longer explanation & possible fixes. And you can always hit IRC or /r/rust for help. ;)

Half-Shot · 3 points · Posted at 00:45:45 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

While that's true.... it's a string. The syntax is quite something

Sean1708 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:53 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

They would both work, but the latter only works because 'static lives at least as long as 'a by definition.

Teslatronic · 1 points · Posted at 23:23:38 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah, that's what I figured. I also made the initial mistake because I thought the 'a bound would be inferred.

placeybordeaux · 1 points · Posted at 04:56:52 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

What does making the type &'a str do?

Cam-I-Am · 1 points · Posted at 00:23:54 on January 30, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hahahaha this is perfect.

[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 20:20:16 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

[deleted]

d33pcode · 7 points · Posted at 23:08:04 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Java?

public String howCloseToHome() {
     return "Too Fucking Close";
}

mcjohnalds45 · 41 points · Posted at 23:28:39 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I wish. This is java,

class MyApp
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        System.out.println("How close to home is it?");
        System.out.println(howCloseToHome());
    }

    public static String howCloseToHome() {
         return "Too Fucking Close";
    }
}

db__ · 48 points · Posted at 00:05:23 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)*

You forgot these:

import javax.HomeFactory;
import java.HomeBean;
import java.Util.IDontKnowWhyThisWorks;

d33pcode · 7 points · Posted at 07:49:51 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well, if those are included, this is obligatory:

package com.google.WeKnowWhereYouAre.opsHome

thesoppywanker · 3 points · Posted at 04:08:08 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's been a minute, but recently I found myself trying to recall: in Java, there is no scope outside of classes?

Aurigarion · 8 points · Posted at 04:23:25 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Correct, everything is a class, interface, or enum (or a member thereof).

d33pcode · 0 points · Posted at 08:07:12 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well, I'm not sure about what do you mean, but I'll try to answer basing on what I know about Java (don't know how other languages manage scopes). In Java, a scope is the lifetime accessibility of an item — that can be a variable, a method (or function) or a class. Scopes are usually assigned with access modifiers like this:

**public** class Foo() {...;}

**private** String bar;

**protected** void fooBar(){...;}

Assign scopes is kinda like telling where/when other objects/methods can use the item. For example: public is like saying "everyone can use this", private → "only items inside this class can use this" protected → "only items inside this package can use this".

Also, the scope of an item can depend on where it is declared. For example, a method parameter (a variable declared inside of a function) is not even visible outside of that method.

Poo-et · 2 points · Posted at 14:58:59 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Visual Basic! Because fuck you!

class main  
    private sub main(sender as Object, e as EventArgs) Handles Me.Load  
        Console.Writeline(HowCloseToHome())  
    end sub  
    private function HowCloseToHome()  
        return "too fucking close"  
    end function  
end class

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 21:12:38 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Handles Me.Load

I imagine a few developers have had a chuckle at this while they type it, just like I did.

Poo-et · 0 points · Posted at 21:20:54 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

console_dot_log · 3 points · Posted at 17:07:48 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I've never worked with Visual Basic before.... I had no idea it was so ugly....

ProgramTheWorld · 1 points · Posted at 02:00:18 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm sorry to tell you that there is no first class functions in Java.

d33pcode · 2 points · Posted at 07:47:13 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh, i know. I thought we were only talking about different function implementations :D

CashewCraft · 5 points · Posted at 21:36:23 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

+/u/CompileBot Lua

function howCloseToHome()

     return "Too Fucking Close"

end

print("How close to home is it?")
print(howCloseToHome())

CompileBot · 16 points · Posted at 22:58:11 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Output:

How close to home is it?
Too Fucking Close

^source ^| ^info ^| ^git ^| ^report

Dwood15 · 2 points · Posted at 01:40:06 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Whoa.

Missing_Minus · 1 points · Posted at 04:30:44 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Javascript! function howCloseToHome(){ return "Too Fucking Close"; }; console.log("How close to home is it?"); console.log(howCloseToHome());

felixphew · 27 points · Posted at 02:52:26 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)*

OK, here we go (NASM x86 assembly for linux):

+/u/CompileBot Assembler

global _how_close_to_home

section .data
msg:        db 'Too Fucking Close',0x0A ; our message, followed by a newline (0x0A)
len:        equ $ - msg                 ; length of the message (we need this later)

section .text

_how_close_to_home:
    mov     edx,len ; length of our message
    mov     ecx,msg ; our message
    mov     ebx,1   ; specify file descriptor (1 = stdout)
    mov     eax,4   ; print()
    int     0x80    ; syscall

    mov     ebx,0   ; specify exit code (0 = all good)
    mov     eax,1   ; exit()
    int     0x80    ; syscall

EDIT: If anyone's curious, I've added explanatory comments.

CompileBot · 5 points · Posted at 02:55:42 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Output:

Too Fucking Close

^source ^| ^info ^| ^git ^| ^report

Y1ff · 5 points · Posted at 13:01:19 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Okay, you win.

ChernobogDan · 18 points · Posted at 22:46:13 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ported to lolcode:

HOW IZ I close_to_home
    I HAS A VAR 
    VAR R "Too Fucking Close"
    FOUND YR VAR
IF YOU SAY SO

I IZ close_to_home

Missing_Minus · 5 points · Posted at 04:32:22 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

HAI

felixphew · 6 points · Posted at 06:26:50 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

KTHXBYE

cris9696 · 17 points · Posted at 17:44:39 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

ahem

how_close_to_home() 
{
  return(TOOFUCKINGCLOSE);
}

mrimite · 64 points · Posted at 18:28:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

EW. NO. PLEASE GOD NO. GET BACK UP THERE YOU CURLY!

cris9696 · 30 points · Posted at 18:37:11 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I have to make a confession. I mix both styles.

_selfishPersonReborn · 73 points · Posted at 19:23:38 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

YOU MONSTER

Bobshayd · 19 points · Posted at 19:42:29 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sometimes I just write a one-line function all on the one line.

jellyberg · 35 points · Posted at 20:22:39 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sometimes I too enjoy honouring the dark lord Satan.

HannibalOx · 5 points · Posted at 22:59:54 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

There are exceptions to this where I think it's alright.

Bobshayd · 7 points · Posted at 23:44:01 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

int getParam2 { return paramOne; }
int getParam2 { return paramTwo; }
and similar boilerplate code, where you want it to be obvious that they all do basically the same thing, they all look visually the same, and by compressing them all like that you make reading the whole block basically a matter of reading one line and extrapolating.

jellyberg · 13 points · Posted at 20:21:42 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's okay if you wear festive socks.

It's okay if you wear dull ass socks.

But one of each? That is fucking sacrilege.

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 18:54:15 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

[deleted]

_selfishPersonReborn · 3 points · Posted at 19:23:58 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

You know you can use your own style guidelines?

BoTuLoX · 3 points · Posted at 19:34:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

If there's a default, that's the style you have to follow most of the time.

_selfishPersonReborn · 2 points · Posted at 19:46:12 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

As long as you/your team have agreed standards it doesn't fucking matter where you put braces

BoTuLoX · 2 points · Posted at 20:07:41 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It hurts/aids readability, so yes it does matter. That doesn't mean that you're going to reject a job because they don't use your favorite bracing style.

rednax1206 · 1 points · Posted at 20:15:02 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

agreed standards

BoTuLoX · 1 points · Posted at 20:17:35 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Which still means someone will have to cave in if there are conflicting beliefs, so that changes nothing.

Sure, any project must have a single, uniform coding style. That doesn't take away the only point I tried to make: Most of the time that style will be the one considered "default", which is Microsoft's opinion (braces on new line). Ergo, he's right, if you're using C# and like something like 1TBS you're probably not going to like the style used in most C# projects.

timmyotc · 1 points · Posted at 20:16:48 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes it god damn does.

zanotam · 1 points · Posted at 23:40:38 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

If only there was some sort of editor for making programs which could easily format programs to your preferred style and then reformat it back to the agreed upon style when you submit your code. If only.

BoTuLoX · 1 points · Posted at 00:55:50 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Depending on the language and tooling, that can heavily affect your git commits, polluting it with small style changes in code you didn't touch at all.

Daniel15 · 1 points · Posted at 03:02:42 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well, ideally, the committed code should follow whatever standard is being used. If it doesn't, clean up the codebase and commit that separately, and add a lint rule to ensure all code follows the standard.

Th34rchitekt · 11 points · Posted at 18:22:26 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

this_fucking_guy() {
  return;
}

felixphew · 1 points · Posted at 06:28:19 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

const char *
this_fucking_guy(void)
{
    return "Is this what you meant?";
}

[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 18:26:20 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

STOP TAKING MY SCREEN SPACE

crvc · 3 points · Posted at 23:23:53 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank you, there is some right in this world!

[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 17:01:02 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

Meneth · 128 points · Posted at 17:03:57 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's probably intended to be an enum or other constant, not a string.

iTotzke · 59 points · Posted at 17:06:36 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I need type safety dammit!

beerdude26 · 35 points · Posted at 17:58:56 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

data CloseToHomity = IAintEvenMad | GoddamnNigga | TOOFUCKINGCLOSE

howCloseToHome = const TOOFUCKINGCLOSE

Apterygiformes · 24 points · Posted at 18:26:57 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

FoolMe :: Int -> IO ()
FoolMe 1 = do { printLine "I'm mad" }
FoolMe 2 = do { printLine "How could you?" }
FoolMe 3 = do { printLine "YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY" }
FoolMe n = do { printLine "I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!" }

atyon · 7 points · Posted at 22:18:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Warning: Redundant do at lines 2,3,4,5
Warning: Defined but not used: ´n´
printLine is actually called putStrLn

Counter-proposal:

foolMe :: Int -> IO ()
foolMe n = putStrLn (case n of
        1 -> "I'm mad"
        2 -> "How could you?"
        3 -> "YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY"
        _ -> "I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!")

vifon · 3 points · Posted at 23:46:41 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Challenge accepted.

foolMe :: Int -> IO ()
foolMe = putStrLn . helper
  where helper 1 = "I'm mad"
        helper 2 = "How could you?"
        helper 3 = "YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY"
        helper _ = "I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!"

EDIT: On a second thought, case is fine too as it uses the normal pattern matching. It's late here and I mistook it for guards which would be a no-no here.

atyon · 4 points · Posted at 23:53:22 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Refuge in audacity:

foolMe n = putStrLn $ ["I'm mad", "How could you?","YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY","I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!"] !! min (n-1) 3

Alternatively, point free:

foolMe = putStrLn . (["I'm mad", "How could you?", "YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY", "I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!"] !!) . min 3 . subtract 1

vifon · 1 points · Posted at 08:13:48 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Prelude> foolMe 0
*** Exception: Prelude.(!!): negative index

Back to the drawing board.

atyon · 1 points · Posted at 10:56:43 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Works according to the specification.

Status changed to CLOSED
Resolution that to INVALID.

Okay, so just for you:

foolMe n = putStrLn $ ["I'm mad", "How could you?","YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY","I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!"] !! max 0 (min (n-1) 3)

Pointfree:

foolMe = putStrLn . (["I'm mad", "How could you?", "YOU'RE OFFICIALLY THAT GUY", "I AIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!!"] !!) . max 0 . min 3 . subtract 1

hugglet · 9 points · Posted at 20:36:53 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love how /r/jontrons shitposts are seeping into other subreddits.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:12:47 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

You should see /r/osugame :⁾

Spekular · 1 points · Posted at 18:45:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Actually the crowbar snaps in two.

KoolerTheFirst · 1 points · Posted at 22:10:21 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Actually, the code snaps in two.

fast4shoot · 10 points · Posted at 18:15:25 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do you really want howCloseToHome to be a -> CloseToHomity instead of just CloseToHomity? I don't think so, drop the const.

beerdude26 · 1 points · Posted at 02:02:12 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes, because it doesn't matter what you give it; it always hits too close to home.

shim__ · 4 points · Posted at 17:51:36 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

"cool" languages don't have those !

ClickHereForBacardi · 1 points · Posted at 21:07:15 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Cool languages don't need them.

halflifedarkness · 3 points · Posted at 17:56:50 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

TooFucking.Close

owiko · 2 points · Posted at 18:05:33 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I thought it was too.fuckingclose()

madnesscult · 1 points · Posted at 02:25:49 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Depends on whether it's a method on the TooFucking class or not.

owiko · 1 points · Posted at 02:27:43 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Or a really non-responsive class

HelloYesThisIsDuck · 1 points · Posted at 18:02:41 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

A constant is what I had in mind.

PoVa · 1 points · Posted at 18:55:54 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah, well I don't see it

glider97 · 18 points · Posted at 17:05:42 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Maybe TOOFUCKINGCLOSE is a constant. Possibly predefined.

Antith3sis · 6 points · Posted at 17:35:58 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

public static final int TOOFUCKINGCLOSE =2;

aksos · 3 points · Posted at 17:56:45 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

static String TOOFUCKINGCLOSE = "too far away";

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:06:21 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

What if its an object?

bajuwa · 6 points · Posted at 17:40:00 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Constants are full uppercase
Classes are capitalized camel case
Object instances are uncapitalized camel case

Schmittfried · 4 points · Posted at 17:54:04 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Don't say that as if it was true for every style. There are many people who don't write constants in uppercase for example.

bajuwa · 3 points · Posted at 18:00:57 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Very true, I was just stating the most blanket/general code style since it helped discern the object vs constant issue. Though I guess I should say they used snake case for their method name.

Sean1708 · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:16 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

There are many people who ~~don't write constants in uppercase for example~~ are wrong.

FTFY

Schmittfried · 0 points · Posted at 23:09:28 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Not really, no. Uppercase constants are ugly and I'm glad it's not the common practice in C#. It makes sense in dynamic languages like PHP, but in a static language like Java or C# you don't need enums with VALUES when Values are sufficient and definitely more readable.

salmonmoose · 2 points · Posted at 03:16:09 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Edit: TOOFUCKINGCLOSE is indeed a constant for the purpose of this joke

Perhaps, but I'm going to use it in my physics simulations.

Secondsemblance · 2 points · Posted at 09:23:12 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

def how_close_to_home(index):
    if index == 'too':
        TOOFUCKINGCLOSE = True
    else:
        TOOFUCKINGCLOSE = False
    return TOOFUCKINGCLOSE

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:20 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

felixphew · 2 points · Posted at 03:02:37 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

NaN

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 15:20:47 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

HelloYesThisIsDuck · 1 points · Posted at 15:43:59 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

First I see it, but may_your_mileage_vary { return (true); }

ClysmiC · 102 points · Posted at 16:51:54 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ah, this post again.

sportsracer48 · 33 points · Posted at 20:14:44 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

The last four I've seen are all called me_irl. Interesting.

At this point the collection is getting to big to put in a single comment, so I'm moving it to pastebin.

credit to /u/poizan42 for finding the last four.

SafariMonkey · 14 points · Posted at 22:50:24 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Because self-deprecating relatable humour is very popular on /r/me_irl. Some say it's the purpose of the sub, though it's not really enforced.

sportsracer48 · 8 points · Posted at 00:49:14 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

They aren't on /r/me_irl though, they're here.

SafariMonkey · 7 points · Posted at 00:54:19 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes, but on /r/me_irl every post is titled me_irl, or some variation thereof. This often reflects that the poster relates strongly to the post. Thus, titling something me_irl implies you relate to it, in the same way as titling a post "rekt" indicates that someone in the post has been... rekt.

sportsracer48 · -1 points · Posted at 01:00:36 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

So /r/me_irl has made self deprecation trendy? That makes sense I guess. I wonder how long this streak will go.

Rodot · 5 points · Posted at 02:36:00 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's been trendy for decades at least.

irwinner · 115 points · Posted at 16:14:13 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

me too thanks

[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 08:12:59 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)*

foreach ($comments as $user => $comment) {
    if ($comment == "me too thanks") {
        doot_doot($comment)
    }
}

^{^{^edit:}} ^{^{^no}} ^{^{^one}} ^{^{^points}} ^{^{^out}} ^{^{^the}} ^{^{^missing}} ^{^{^semicolon?}} ^{^{^thanks}} ^{^{^guys}}

hireThisMarine · 34 points · Posted at 16:05:49 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Once in a while Resharper calls me out on my life choices, I'll try to remember to get a screen cap if my debugging takes me there today.

iTotzke · 43 points · Posted at 17:11:23 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Maybe we would have children if we didn't kill so many of them!

int child = fork();
if(child != 0){
    kill(child, SIGKILL);
}

Forgive me as it has been a while since I coded in C.

MatheusGodoy · 15 points · Posted at 16:53:29 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Its funny because I lost my ID.

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 17:00:03 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was thinking it of it as lacking id, that is, feeling as if one is in a state of anhedonia with no internal motivating desires pushing you to achieve in life.

But I may just be depressed.

Viraus2 · 12 points · Posted at 21:42:48 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Username checks out

0b01010001 · 2 points · Posted at 06:40:55 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Unless it's a party full of people that enjoy talking about that sort of thing.

derpee · 12 points · Posted at 19:45:09 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh COME ON! I posted this https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2pcf5q/android_studio_is_a_bit_harsh/ like a year ago. But in the wrong subreddit.

Quinny898 · 5 points · Posted at 01:02:14 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I took this exact image and posted it in me_irl yesterday, OP took it and posted it here with me_irl as the title

It's a lottery, it really is

Edit: here's what I think is the original of this image: http://www.reddit.com/r/androiddev/comments/41rkqf/_/

icortesi · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:53 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Tried to upvote you but it's archived now.

definiteangel · 6 points · Posted at 18:30:27 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

HE HAS NO STYLE

magi093 · 2 points · Posted at 20:18:00 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

HE HAS NO GRACE

gogisadj · 4 points · Posted at 21:36:46 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

THIS VIEW IS A BIG DISGRACE

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:04:43 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/t3fT2Tr.jpg

Daniel15 · 2 points · Posted at 03:08:10 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

EXPAND DONG

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:19:16 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

DONKEY DONG

Much SFW, very dong, please inspect my hyperlink.

GregTheMad · 3 points · Posted at 18:29:09 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Neat CV.

moeburn · 3 points · Posted at 00:27:01 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's just Meirl now. They dropped the _

Cyph0n · 2 points · Posted at 16:46:01 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

This made my day man.

badmonkey0001 · 2 points · Posted at 04:36:24 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Stick around this sub for a while. It'll make your day again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

Mods you can just start forwarding these posts to /r/NoStyleError if you want, so we all know how redundant they really are.

DrinkMoreCodeMore · 2 points · Posted at 21:56:32 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

 * INTERNET HUG *

cha5m · 2 points · Posted at 22:18:55 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

More like me♻irl

lady-linux · 4 points · Posted at 16:23:28 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks

I_cant_speel · 2 points · Posted at 18:55:00 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Kar0nt3 · 2 points · Posted at 20:18:37 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is the 3nd post I see with the same title. I'm unsubscribing. Fuck you.

hexagon672 · 12 points · Posted at 15:53:23 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

/r/me_irl

joemckie · 70 points · Posted at 16:11:20 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

/r/meirl if you want somewhere that isn't ran by SJW's

[deleted] · 50 points · Posted at 16:13:01 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Holy fuck, have we gotten to the point where not even me_irl is immune from this idiotic controversy?

ThisIs_MyName · 96 points · Posted at 16:21:40 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Example: https://i.imgur.com/osvwXiS.png

Discussion: /r/CringeAnarchy/comments/3qf68l/mods/

Anyway I wouldn't say they're SJWs. Just assholes.

nekoningen · 23 points · Posted at 17:42:21 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I got banned for describing a toaster oven as "bitchin'". They're fucking nuts over there.

[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 16:23:48 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's fair. It's just hilarious that the way he phrased it made it sound like he thought people should boycott their subreddit, like somehow they are that terrible of people or that any of this (especially a subreddit as hilariously dumb as me_irl) is worth fighting over.

myFriendDario · 6 points · Posted at 21:00:49 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's pretty clear to anyone reading this thread that you don't find it hilarious and, in fact, are taking it much more seriously than the people you're arguing with.

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 21:05:05 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Okay

deeplywombat · 10 points · Posted at 16:27:03 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

They can be both.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 19:09:28 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

can also be a female dog

fartloud · 2 points · Posted at 19:06:55 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

thats fucking infuriating.

Telemakiss · -29 points · Posted at 16:56:01 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Hahaha, that's hilarious. So this is an example of the mods being... bad? They seem awesome from this exchange, compared to that whiny crybaby.

Edit: Haha, these programmers don't have a lot of humor

Antith3sis · 15 points · Posted at 17:40:23 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well they didn't listen to what he had to say, were picky because they could, and showed abuse of power by banning someone for no reason. (Unless you think that saying "bitching" is a bannable offense).

Illuminatesfolly · 1 points · Posted at 07:13:58 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

oh wow, imagine a volunteer reddit moderator of a content-less shithole not taking their immense resposibilities seriously

ThisIs_MyName · 1 points · Posted at 07:39:33 on January 22, 2016 · (Permalink)

I mod a lot of shitholes and don't pull any of that crap.

[deleted] · -17 points · Posted at 17:02:19 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thank you! I see more people on this site wasting energy whining about their feelings being hurt while complaining about SJW's than I see actual SJW's obssessing over not hurting people's feelings.

Telemakiss · -8 points · Posted at 17:31:42 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow, and the downvotes we got really show how butthurt they get about it. So scared of SJWs!

fartloud · 7 points · Posted at 19:08:09 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

you give yourself too much credit for calling us 'butthurt'. you are annoying and deserve to get downvoted. the end.

[deleted] · -5 points · Posted at 17:34:56 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah that took a sudden turn. There is something inherently funny about them getting pissed off about me not being pissed off enough.

Whatever, they're free to think this shit is important and get all upset about it, I really couldn't care less.

Capn_Cook · 8 points · Posted at 18:30:40 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's not that people are getting angry at your lack of being pissed off

It's that you clearly can't comprehend that someone that is power-tripping will not even consider another side of an argument.

If you want to be an uppity subreddit that stops slurs - THAT'S FINE

If you want to be an uppity subreddit that stops people using language that isn't slur-ish, then that just seems shallow and pedantic, especially, as someone earlier pointed out, for a non-serious sub meant for humor.

Getting banned for calling a toaster "bitchin'"? That's so dumb. That's a fucking compliment. People need to learn connotations are not definitions - connotations can change with how people use a word with this microcosmic example being an exemplary anecdote.

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 18:46:44 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I can comprehend it perfectly, I just don't care and really don't see how other people make a big deal about it.

Bobshayd · 5 points · Posted at 19:45:36 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

really don't see how other people care

maybe that's the problem, that you just don't pay attention to people who aren't like you?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:07:59 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

See, I do for things that matter. If one of my friends is in trouble, I'm right there. Drama on the internet, by definition, doesn't matter.

fartloud · 6 points · Posted at 19:11:20 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

well the mods over there seem to be really into it. thats what the whole deal was about. you were just an asshole.

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 19:13:37 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't think so, but whatever

fartloud · 0 points · Posted at 18:25:33 on January 22, 2016 · (Permalink)

whatever then.

Telemakiss · -9 points · Posted at 18:37:07 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Look, they said they'd reconsider the position if the dude wrote an essay; he's not even tryin!

Dockirby · 9 points · Posted at 17:54:13 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't care to much about the SJW junk, I just find me_irl content has gone downhill really badly in the last few months.

/r/anime_irl is where the true quality content is.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:55:30 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's definitely not as hilariously self-deprecating as it once was - it's mostly just kinda funny memes now.

/r/woof_irl has its moments.

Svorax · 1 points · Posted at 18:08:57 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Any more of these weird spin offs? I want all the IRL subs.

ThisIs_MyName · 1 points · Posted at 20:28:26 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Try /r/porn_irl.

There are also lots of anime-specific irl subs such as /r/mugi_irl. Too many to list them all :P

[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 18:26:10 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh fuck, just type x_irl and odds are it's real. It's one of my favourite stupid corners of Reddit.

mshm · 4 points · Posted at 19:26:44 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh fuck, just type x_irl and odds are it's real

I tried... :-P

ThisIs_MyName · 1 points · Posted at 07:41:20 on January 22, 2016 · (Permalink)

Be careful linking /r/anime_irl. We already have 27k subscribers and this is around the time when subredddits start catering to the lowest common denominator :(

I'd hate to see /r/anime_irl to get lobotomized.

joemckie · 27 points · Posted at 16:16:01 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well the mods are happy enough to ban people for simply having a different opinion to themselves (I know, because I'm banned from there). It's a fairly toxic environment. Check out /r/bannedfromme_irl if you want some fun

745631258978963214 · 10 points · Posted at 16:31:33 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I got both my alts banned for some relatively harmless adult jokes. One was where i said my gym teacher was "passable. Not hot, but OK looking".

Apparently I got banned because "no one wants to hear about your sexual fantasies with your teachers"

Capn_Cook · 13 points · Posted at 18:31:51 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Isn't that what the downvote button is meant for, though?

I mean, you didn't break any rules. If the content didn't fit, then it should just be downvoted and people should move on with their lives.

moeburn · 5 points · Posted at 00:28:16 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I mean, you didn't break any rules.

One of their rules is "No general white people stuff".

745631258978963214 · 10 points · Posted at 18:56:13 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Funny thing about that: I was at like +18 on upvotes.

Capn_Cook · 11 points · Posted at 18:58:41 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's even worse, actually.

The community is apparently fine with it, but the mods get uppity about it.

[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 16:17:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

How can it be a toxic environment? It's a sub that has absolutely no substance by design. What possible arguments can you even get into on there?

It's self-deprecating posts and comments entirely composed of memes.

deeplywombat · 17 points · Posted at 16:19:15 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Umm /u/joemckie answered your questions and more by posting a link to /r/bannedfromme_irl. You can see for yourself.

[deleted] · -9 points · Posted at 16:21:55 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

No he didn't, I'm seeing people trying to stir shit up on a subreddit that is basically by design devoid of any real substance.

I just find it remarkable that people are so capable of generating controversy that "proper running of me_irl" was considered critical enough to warrant a split in the community.

DrummerHead · 14 points · Posted at 16:29:51 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/aYqlibG.png

[deleted] · -18 points · Posted at 16:31:13 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

oooooohkay. So I don't know if that's real, I don't know if there's much more going on there and the mods just put that as the reason because they knew it would piss the guy off, and I don't even know if it really matters that much.

moeburn · 3 points · Posted at 00:30:02 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

They have a rule that says "No white people stuff", and there's an archived post about the mods responding to all the people accusing them of racism for it (hint, they don't care).

deeplywombat · 13 points · Posted at 16:25:41 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Enough people were banned based on the banned sub posts alone to almost automatically create "another" (/r/meirl is actually older) community. When you kick people off for saying "bitch", even in a quote, that's what happens. Duh?

[deleted] · -10 points · Posted at 16:28:02 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Yeah he didn't say that, he said "or use this one if you want a subreddit not run by SJWs",

implying

A) somehow "being a jerk" and "SJW" are now just interchangeable and,

B) even if they were "SJW's" somebody who hadn't had any bad experiences with that sub until now would find that out and say "oh shit, I don't want to support that. I better boycott them and switch my allegiance to this other respectable subreddit".

Like it's hilarious how little this matters, and how bent out of shape people get about it on this damned site.

E: case in point, the karma score on most of my comments in this thread. You guys sure get worked up over bullshit, but I'll leave you to it.

deeplywombat · 16 points · Posted at 16:33:41 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Look, this is a sub where people have been banned for being white according to the mods. If that doesn't bother you enough to leave, then it doesn't bother you enough to leave.

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 16:34:54 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Like I said, there's no context there. It could very easily have been faked, and it also could've very easily been the guy shooting his mouth off about bullshit and the mods banned him for that reason just to troll him.

Hezza8 · 5 points · Posted at 16:51:46 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

There's a report button for 'general white people nonsense', there are countless examples of people being banned for dumb shit

[deleted] · -6 points · Posted at 16:55:24 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well for one no there isn't, but also who gives a fuck? If they banned you, by all means go and start your own sub and advertise it, but why should that be a reason for other people not to use the original sub?

This is Reddit, just about the least important issue in my life, I go where I get content I like and I don't really care if the mods are mean to people. And even if they were mean to me, it certainly wouldn't be worth more energy than it would take to find a different sub with better mods.

People turn this bullshit into goddamned crusades and it's fucking hilarious

[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 19:28:35 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a joke, man. You're taking it too seriously. The mods are white too.

moeburn · 1 points · Posted at 00:31:54 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Like it's hilarious how little this matters, and how bent out of shape people get about it on this damned site.

This is you:

"There can't possibly be anything wrong with that sub, how can there be anything wrong with it?"

later...

"Okay so yeah there's something wrong with the sub, but you're all idiots for caring"

Compizfox · 4 points · Posted at 18:52:43 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's not about the content in that sub, it's about the asshole power-tripping mods.

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 19:01:56 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Which I couldn't care less about. I don't want to be friends with them, I want to look at dumb pictures on their sub

Compizfox · 3 points · Posted at 19:39:59 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Right, if you just lurk it might not matter too much to you. However, most people who subscribe(d) to that subreddit also want to interact (post and comment). If you get banned for the most mundane things, that's a reason for many people to get mad at the mods and move to a different subreddit (/r/meirl).

worklederp · 1 points · Posted at 00:36:44 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

If you don't care, THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP ARGUING

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 00:39:05 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't know, maybe I thought I could argue some sense into these people. I also gave up when it was clear everyone was content to downvote and move on.

worklederp · 1 points · Posted at 00:43:24 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ah, so you do care.

Its a shame that I finally get to see someone write "Couldn't care less", and they still manage to be absolutely incorrect.

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 00:46:27 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't care in the same way I don't care about arguing politics on the internet. I'll happily do it, even enjoy it, but at the end of the day I don't really care if I convince anybody or if it stops being enjoyable I'll gladly abandon the argument.

Whatever you think you're doing right now, you aren't. This isn't some logical trap you've lured me into, this isn't me raging against your superior logical skills. I think this whole SJW thing is so tangibly stupid it makes me angry every time I see somebody mention it, but I really don't honestly care what people argue about on the internet.

moeburn · 0 points · Posted at 00:33:14 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

I want to look at dumb pictures on their sub

Well that's too bad, you can't, cause you'll get banned.

moeburn · 4 points · Posted at 00:29:05 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

How can it be a toxic environment?

The people on it.

It's a sub that has absolutely no substance by design. What possible arguments can you even get into on there?

Ask the people that run it, because they seem to manage to find a way with literally nothing.

pi_over_3 · 1 points · Posted at 04:49:55 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

They chose to set up a bot that autobans who posts subs like /r/tumblerinaction, so I would say that they chose to be part of if it.

MystyrNile · 3 points · Posted at 19:40:05 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

is that a joke

infected_scab · -2 points · Posted at 19:07:43 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's useful when someone talks about "SJWs" because I know they're an asshole.

ectobiologist7 · 7 points · Posted at 19:20:58 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Please explain.

Parsleymagnet · -2 points · Posted at 22:44:33 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Because on Reddit, 90% of the time, "SJW" means "someone who doesn't like when I say something racist or sexist."

moeburn · 4 points · Posted at 00:34:18 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

90% of the time, when I ask people who use the terms "racist/sexist" like you just did what they think those words mean, they come up with a definition that doesn't exist on any dictionary on earth, and it ends up meaning "Someone who says something I don't personally like".

I mean seriously. Go on google and type in "define racism", and tell me if you think you used it properly, and come back to me.

dirtshell · -5 points · Posted at 02:43:04 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

You must not get around much. Reddit is one of the most hospitable places on the web for sensitive people. That or you get around a whole lot and tend to visit really toxic subs like /r/coontown.

EDIT: apparently coontown was understandably banned for being a vitrolic cestpool of hate. So that only really goes to prove my point I guess. Apparently they all moved over to voat

TotesMessenger · 0 points · Posted at 00:21:36 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

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ThisIs_MyName · -1 points · Posted at 07:43:57 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Aww, this thread is getting brigaded already?

MystyrNile · 2 points · Posted at 19:40:24 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

i assumed i was already in that sub wow woof bark im a fish

psi- · 2 points · Posted at 16:12:16 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Just like this useless piece of shit.

ThisIs_MyName · 6 points · Posted at 16:23:22 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Why is it useless?

psi- · 3 points · Posted at 18:24:32 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Because it does not contain the information which key was not found. And by the time you usually catch it, the context in which indexed information is usable, is already gone. It would be extremely useful if it had even a weak reference to the object used as the key because GC is unlikely to happen during exception bubbling up.

ThisIs_MyName · 2 points · Posted at 18:28:27 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wouldn't you do something like this?

for(int i=0; i<10; ++i)
    try{
        int val = collection[i];
        f(val);
    }catch(KeyNotFoundException){
        print("skipping key " + i);
    }

psi- · 1 points · Posted at 18:38:05 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

There is always literal boatload of different places where one can be indexing a collection. Each one can throw. It's really not reasonable to decorate each one with a try-catch.

ThisIs_MyName · 1 points · Posted at 19:05:24 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

You can make it nicer if C# has lambdas.

apply_skip(collection, keys, [](auto val){
    f(val);
});

Or wrap the collection in a new collection that automatically skips unknown keys on iteration.

IMHO you really do have to specify at the call site whether you want to skip missing keys or hard-error. Attempting to make a judgement call outside of the function doing the indexing is some real javascript.

psi- · 1 points · Posted at 19:13:02 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

The issue here is that all standard indexable collections in .NET can throw that useless POS. Ain't nobody got the time to wrap all the used collections and even then you'd need to have something for the components you might've used.

745631258978963214 · -1 points · Posted at 16:33:04 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Because shit is useless and even more so (less so?) when it's not whole.

ThisIs_MyName · 5 points · Posted at 16:57:10 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Explain like I don't know C#.

Because I don't.

745631258978963214 · 4 points · Posted at 17:03:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't know C# either. I was making one of those jokes where I use the original statement as "proof/source" for itself (in that OP said it's a "useless piece of shit"), but I guess it offended a bunch of people.

Vilavek · 5 points · Posted at 17:13:21 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well I DO know C# and can safely say that the people you've entertained are more important than the people you offended.

745631258978963214 · 1 points · Posted at 17:35:08 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Thanks! For someone that knows intermediate C and basic C++, how much work do you think is needed to get into C#; also is it worth learning it or should i just master C++ and JAVA and Python?

Vilavek · 2 points · Posted at 17:51:02 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hah, I could ask you the same question. I've been thinking about learning C++ but it seems daunting compared to C#. I think C# is probably very easy to get into comparatively, so you should have no problems if you already have some C/C++ knowledge.

ThisIs_MyName · 2 points · Posted at 21:46:06 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

If C# is anything like Java, I think you'll find that C++1z is pretty amazing.

Vilavek · 2 points · Posted at 21:53:14 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I wasn't aware of any of this C++17 stuff, and some how the addition of all those language features make learning C++ seem that much more intimidating lol..

ThisIs_MyName · 2 points · Posted at 22:02:07 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Naw, all that sugar and type inference makes it incredibly easy to write fast code.

Vilavek · 1 points · Posted at 22:12:18 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Well okay, as long as I can just carry on not fully understanding what my computer is doing or what the compiler really does to what I type like in C# I think I should be alright.

745631258978963214 · 1 points · Posted at 18:57:59 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Sweet, sounds good! I'm very new to C++, but I can tell you C is a piece of pie. I learned programming on BASIC, which is (as you can guess from the name) a very basic language that is obscenely easy to program with.

C is a little harder than BASIC, and C++ seems to be just C with the ability to make "objects". I don't really like objects yet, but from the little tinkering I did, it didn't seem obscenely difficult. Just gotta remember what functions can access what objects.

Vilavek · 1 points · Posted at 20:07:27 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I started with Visual Basic 5 lol.. Bleh.. Eventually I found my way to C# without ever touching C/C++ and as a result I never got to deal with things like header files, not having a garbage collector, working with pointers (even though C# does support them), hell, multiple inheritance! I feel like I need to go back to C before I try C++.

I think you're in a better position to learn C# because really you're mostly learning the framework and how to not have to use language features you're already used to using. :P

Vilavek · 3 points · Posted at 16:47:50 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Context aside, you clearly have the gumption to tell it how you believe it is, and for this reason I will always remember the name 745631258978963214.

ThisIs_MyName · 2 points · Posted at 16:57:46 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)*

So did you tag him or what?

Vilavek · 3 points · Posted at 17:06:10 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

If by tagged you mean in RES as "745631258978963214" in hot pink, then absolutely.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:13:09 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

ThisIs_MyName · 1 points · Posted at 17:17:29 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

Huh, neat.

nekoningen · 1 points · Posted at 17:49:33 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

I now have him tagged as a secret nazi.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:56:56 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

d'aw.

kingcowman · 1 points · Posted at 19:09:45 on January 20, 2016 · (Permalink)

tj-horner · 1 points · Posted at 01:32:47 on January 21, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh god not this joke again please tell me this won't be reposted again next week