How much graphics does it use?

Holy shit ahaha

Jesus fuck, every time either me or my dad buys a tv: "so, how are the graphics on it?" Or "i just got this new tv, are the graphics good enough for the price i paid?"

Is it in Minecraft?

This is great. How much dedodaded wam does it need?

I love this. You made me literally lol. Totally stealing this. I'm only 30 and have been gaming my whole life and still do. This is gonna be fun.

Call Minecraft computer legos pisses kids off and makes me laugh. I’m only 21 but I’m an old soul and love torturing my cousins. Calling anything by the wrong name pisses them off

I just realized that this what our parents did when we were younger They understood very well, they just loved driving us nuts.

I showed my wife what fortnite is since she works with kids and didn't know what it was. She has played video games before so it's not completely foreign to her. But I started a round up because she wanted to watch before she tried it. And she was like "that's it? Why's it so cartoony? So most people that play this are kids right? Like adults probably can't get into this."

I'm a grown ass man and this annoyed me slightly. I can't imagine how much it annoys them haha.

Can you play it in the internets?

Literal tears I laughed so much at this.

Is there enough memory?

That drove me crazy reading it and I’m not even a teenager lol

But what is Fortnite though?

I'm seeing it everywhere but I'm 31 and my son is 4 so I have no one to ask.

From what I've gathered there's like tough-looking character people who do dances and then kids do the dances in real life...so it's like a dance-off/dance dance revolution type of deal?

My high school bio teacher asked me what a Minecraft was. That was somehow really difficult to explain to her, even though it's just cubes.

Please tell me you mispronounce it. When I was a kid my dad would drive me crazy when he called Pokémon “the pokemans”.

“Can I summon Charizard?”

"Do you play that on a Nintendo or what?"

Also call it she wrong name like four night or something that will get em..

How much graphics does it use?

Goddamn that's the funniest shit.

Ok, now..... how many adults do this kind of stuff exactly?

Is there like an unspoken/spoken rule that as an adult you're intentionally supposed to make it seem like you don't understand the new generation when you do?

Do you guys purposely act like you don't know modern trends just cause its fun to see kids overreact, or is it in order to make the kids feel like they have fads that other generations don't understand and that's what makes it special to their generation, when in reality everything is only a trend among young generations because the older generation allows it to be a fad because you know that the older generation getting into it would ruin it for them?

I suppose the question I'm asking is, do I have to rethink the way the world works rn.

Stw can "somewhat" be beaten once you make it to pl 125 or whatever, but br is not completable, which really helps with its fan base of returning players.

Wow I would love to use this on my nephew

How much graphics does it use?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m gonna try this on my kids when they get home from school. Lately when they’ve been playing online games and I need them to stop for whatever reason I tell them to pause the Nintendo, which drives them nuts. When they were younger and into Pokémon I would call all of them Pikachu. Thanks for helping me up my game!

And do it with a background sans music

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When I try and do the floss, my six-year old's eyes roll really, really far back - this is guaranteed to draw a cringe.

PLEASE DO IT! The quickest way to kill a trend is for old people to join in.

The floss is my personal favorite, and the kids like doing the floss as well.

Don’t do it, please. Not even your students deserve that level of cancer.

So this Fortnite thing is like Guitar Hero, right? But I hear it teaches flossing?

Yes, can confirm this is very successful. Manage to humiliate my kids by Flossing (and doing it wrong, of course)

Well, I mean, it is. But that could just be that I’m not good at fortnite.

I also harbor immense hatred for the community because every goddamn child is doing the stupid dances. Like they don’t even seem to be aware they’re doing it, they’ll just randomly floss while standing still and do other dances in the most cringeworthy ways constantly.

I think I just might be an old man.

They would probably agree with him lol

It is in every way.

Reason 1: not cancer

Reason 2: no retarded dances

Reason 3: less squeakers

Reason 4: good realistic graphics, not cartoony shit

Reason 5: pay to play means less little kids, adding onto Reason 3.

Reason 6: frying pan.

Reason 7: on Steam

Reason 8: not taking over pop culture like a storm of shit.

Need anything more?

This is beautiful. I can't wait until my son gets home. He's gonna be annoyed with me for the rest of the day!

This is fucking incredible

You can't beat Fortnite, it's an online battle royal. Unless he meant to joke about it :)

Way less dongs though.

So basically you can't lose

And keep doing it until it does land upright, or after you fail 5 or 6 times, laugh and then throw it in the garbage while dabbing, and miss the garbage

Mcelroy the shit out of it.

Smack the bottle mid air with the dab... Woah

I had my sound off but I still heard this vine

Those are some good boys

Came here for this. Thank you

This whole thread is just that episode.

The outdated dab makes it better

Whattup class this is Chef Its-Ya-Boyardee ARE YOU READY TO FLEX ON THESE FINALS

Well idk, if a professor at my university referred to himself as "ya boi" he would instantly become the coolest one.

“Uhhh, skinny penis”

And throw in a Fortnite dance when you do so.

Doesn't matter if you don't know any dances, just do something and call it a Fortnite dance. "Oh, that's a legendary dance, guess you never got it."

"ya boi Mr teacher man"

I'm 18 and I do this am I a fellow kid?

Sup y’all, it’s me.

It's ya boi dickface.

It's ya boi skinny penis here, teach'in ya'll biology.

Oooh. 45 ad I’m going to start doing this. I’m going to add exaggerated air quotes every time too.

That’s lit fam

"Ya boi needs that assignment back no later than Friday, my dude."

[dabs]

"What is up my dudes, it's ya boi Bobby Professorpants comin' atcha' with another hot lesson plan."

This. But maybe alternate if with “cha boi”

Hey, it's ya boi Guzma!

I had to explain to my husband what "ya Boi" meant. He's only 24

...so binge Brooklyn 99, then talk like Jake Peralta?

Resurrect him for Spooktober!

Here come dat boi!

Oh shit waddup!

"Hey, it's ya boi dickface!"

Aw beans. I'm a middle school teacher who does both of these things on the reg.

this one is the best

In every class greet them with "Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi."

Hey that’s still cool I thought

Get out of my head

Oh my god! So that's why my friend that's way too old for this crap changed his Xbox gamertag to include "ya boi"

And bonus points on a Wednesday. “It is Wednesday my dudes”.

And the fight starts who you calling my dudes, my dude

A whole class of freshmen

my street law teacher used to walk into class with a guitar case on his back and just say in kind of a high pitched voice "whats up homiess" and then sit down and make jokes about snorting bowls of cocaine and shit. It was pretty funny.

YEETS FOR CHEATS

Oh god this hurts

Lit af

Yeets for cheats

YESSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE IT

Lit fam

Lit af, pham!

Bonus points for even pronouncing “hmu.”

Like a cow?

But make sure you use "low-key" as an adjective to describe how you feel about everything so you don't come across as too enthusiastic.

Oh, you've made me hysterical.

I'm a TA for freshman class this semester and this is gold, I'm taking notes

So, when I read af I read it as “as fuck” and hmu as “hit me up.” Correct, right? But if that’s the case how can people tell how cool I am by speaking? People have been saying hit me up for decades.

Speaking as a nineteen-year-old, I find it cringier when people spell out AF instead of just saying it.

Ur my idol

YEETS FOR CHEATS

So yeet means anything?

That's comment may be accurate, but it makes me embarrassed of my generation

This test is gonna be lit af!

Is "peak" too old already?

26 year old here. Wtf is yeet?!

I literally understood none of that.

Wait do they say the acronyms now or is that to make it seem like they dont know exactly what they're saying even more (i.e. drive up the cringe?). Only acronym I've said as a word is lol.

“Y’ALL READY TO FUCKIN BOOL ON THIS EXAM”

Fellow old person here. What does yeet mean?

Just don’t ask to lend a n:$$@ a pencil. Under no circumstances.

I used it ironically too many times and it's sorta snuck into my lexicon tbh.

I use it and Im a native speaker my dude. Just like how it sounds.

I think it depends on your age and general demeanor whether you can say it ironically, unironically, or not at all. Anyone in their 20s or younger could probably get away with saying it ironically at least.

Only if you do it on a Wednesday

Eslaf

Yeah I'm sitting here at 26 not realizing my dudes is something other people say

They say the clout chaserrrr, bruvv

Bruvvvvvvvvvvvv

Thank you, u/homingmissile, for teaching the newbies how to speak proper.

EDIT: properly!

Yeh, "my guy" does not sit well with me tho. It sounds weird. I repeated it in my mind and still weird.

When i cal the females my dude as well, they look at me weird. Friendzoned!

My man. Keep it up. Lol

Hahhahah this is lit af,fam

Or if someone forgot to put their name on an assignment, send an email to the entire class with "WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯" in the subject line

And then put it on a powerpoint

That's perfect and evil

Or anytime anyone makes a minor mistake either say “RIP” (actually say it as rip not the letters) or “RUINED!”

Shmood

If someone tells you a story that elicits even the mildest emotions respond with "I am shooketh".

Shooketh

Wait, I'm 20 and I don't know this one

Honestly I might actually love bio class if the professor said shit like this

"I shook ya baby"

Nah Chief, say y’all about to be shook

Maybe throw in a dab?

Or just say "trigger warning" before everything, regardless of its perceived offensiveness.

You could start by writing out 'It is Wednesday, my' then stop, erase the Y and write -itochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Then cut to a hearty "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

It’s lit

This sentence would also work. As I dont know what the last three words mean and I'm only 27.

I woke up this morning, lit as Loki’s Wednesday. Amidointhisrighthashtag?

+

Hey!

Get off our thread, you punk!

Damn kids.

Yay! I'm old now!

22 here, vine's been dead for ages yet we all still watch vine comps on youtube. NO vine is truly dead. Embrace it.

I seriously debated between shook and shooketh. 😂

And one lit day, you dude, will be one of them yourself.

It will arrive in stealth mode — one day it’s all good you being by you and the next moment young people are looking at you with disdain.

Word! 😉

Actually Meghan, I can't sit ANYWHERE. I have HEMORRHOIDS.

My coworker is also 19 and I do this to him and it's hilarious, to me

Someone I work with taped a rage comic to the wall...why?

I don't know what a dead vine is, but I quote movies that are more than 40 years old. You shouldn't take things so seriously.

It's only "cool" until/unless an old(er) person does it.

When I first read this I thought you meant that you reverted back to being 19 after making your suggestion, as if it was so strong it de-aged you. Now I figured you were just 18 not too long ago, and not in your 30's.

Fuck, I used to be you and now sadly I'm your coworker. I quoted unforgettable at work last week.

Do 18 year olds know vine memes? I'm 24 and was on vine from the very beginning. My friend circle 24-32 quote them all the time.

Using dead memes is for rookie embarrassment. To really hammer it home you need to be just off the mark so people are convinced you don't know what you're talking about on top of it. The glitzier the better.

That's funny...the memes young people come up with are the bane of everyone else's...

No, but that is what makes it more appropriate for a teacher that is trying to be cool. They are usually just a little behind in the trends. So I picked things that would make his/her students uncomfortable when he/she did it.

“It’s Wednesday my dudes” is a vine.

I have no clue who the frog is. I’m talking about the vine. And I have heard young people in my real life say it referencing the vine.

I literally heard someone in a group of teens a few days ago saying "you wanna flex for a selfie?"

I didn't think people said that in real life

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments.

Sorry, dad sneakers are now in. Trends move fast

I think creps refers to a certain kind of sneaker (or at least that's what I noticed fro my local sneaker market fb group)

Even better if they are some god awful Chinese fake

Wow that's next level

Well it's either still cool

Or it's cool again

Make sure you pause for a second or two after you get the uncomfortable reaction and then throw in a dab for good measure.

Hitla finna lit af

Idk, he did kill Hitler

The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the more he sounds like a real jerk.

"So Darwin realized that these finches had different beaks and he was like, "yo that's lit af fam."

And ethics, too!

Not in Missouri you won't! /jk

The midachandria of the cell is the power House AF

Administrator: "What does AF stand for?" You: As Fuck "..." Fired

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell AF.

Eh, idk if that works. Maybe I'm too old now

Mitochondria af

Mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell AF.

Hitler was wrong af, so America and Russia dabbed on the haters and he oofed himself off.

Better if you say "Hitler was wrong as AF". You can pronounce it "as AY EFF" or "as AFF" at your option.

Mitosis is fast af

Boom skienced

It's not swearing. You just say the letters A and F.

Or at least that's the loophole my cousin exploits every time she gets called out.

The dean is wrong AF.

If for some reason your school happens to be Notre Dame, I can assure you 100% that most of my professors curse. Many of them also hate our deans!

"Oh wow, I thought it meant "As Francis" as in do as Saint Francis would and care for everyone."

Go for "Intelligent Design is fake af"

Username checks out

...loyola or Fordham?

He's going to have you assassinated if you do anything in this thread.

I gotta ask, what beef does the dean have with you?

Why are you at a catholic school????

I would stop being an athiest

You're right, but if you're going for the "fellow kids" feel, pronounce it aff.

You're right, it's the latter

^{At least I've exclusively heard and used the latter, I'm sure someone somewhere says it as an acronym and not an initialism}

It's the latter af

But are you sorry AF?

Usually ayy eff, partly because it’s become a term, and partly so that nobody can technically get you in trouble for swearing.

AF.

My dog is mad dead AF.

The latter. You just say the two letters as separate letters.

Cracked me up. I need to try this with my 20 something colleagues and my teen boys.

Ow ow. I'm only 22 and you've wounded me.

Them talk about clout

Lets legit a dab

Fucking 10/10.

😂🤣

Lol so bad

lowkey is pretty lit tho

Funny, but I found that painful.

You made me unreasonably angry with that sentence

YEET

This is the real answer. Yeet is the stupidest shit on the planet its perfect

I just had a 15-minute long conversation with my coworkers the other day about how to properly use the word “yeet”. We’re all in our late 20s and early 30s, but I’m fairly certain we figured it out. Please, OP, if you need assistance, I can yeet you with that.

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR GODDAMN FRESHMAN PRANK

This right here is how photosystem II yeets electrons down the chain.

Bonus points: Wear a cowboy hat. "Yeet-haw" you're welcome.

Let's yeet a dab my dudes

Uhhh what does yeet mean?

Relevant af fam 100 smashthatlikebutton

off the fleek

I'm 66 and certainly not woke, but I'm pretty sure that the article "the" has no place here, so using it like that should provide the level of cringe you seem to seek.

On fleek was so 2013. Probably haven’t heard that since late 2015.

Please use that exact phrase. Off the fleek. I love It! Also 31. Taught middle school last year. Dabbing is good. Learn to floss and I think it's called shoop? Shoot? I never can understand what they say.

i came here to suggest using fleek

Please use that because it rules.

Please say this to them!

The Wutan klang

Lmao. I’ve never heard someone say off fleek before

Yes

fleek is a few years old now, so yeah, that'll work.

On fleek was a thing like five years ago. Off fleek was never a thing. You should absolutely use them both to embarrass the kids.

Say "it's lit family" a small touch but worth it

Kids don't have time to say "as fuck". It's af, fam.

Just say "littie tittie"

Better pay a visit to the ATM machine and punch in your PIN number.

I prefer the politically correct version of "lit as af as fuck"

Woosh

Yes, that's the joke.

Just yeet that shit away fam.

Pretty sure it's A F not Afff

I say "Aff" to embarrass my neice, it's definitely a-f lol.

Anyone with common sense or who was hooked on phonics would say "eh eff", but some people disagree.

Like the crazy frog song, and the dancing baby.

You yeeted yourself fam.

I'm 32, the only people I know that talk like this are early twenties and younger.

Nailed it

I'm not a teacher

Good advice for teachers though!

Yeet that shit in the trash famalam, this ain't it

My fucking sides lmao

Famalam

Holy shit i love that! Gonna be big oof when i overuse it

F - This ain’t it chief

You forgot to add chief

I'm using that last one on my classmates

This ain't it chief

Thanks for the laugh!

A - No Oof

Are you referring to Oofn't?

Bonus points if they try to overdo the grunting "oof" noise like Roblox

Yeah, here in Scotland "Oof" has been a thing for donkeys years. It's nothing specific to younger generations.

Ööf

Exactly as you'd think

Look up Roblox death sound. That's it.

Yes

It has been for Latin people

oof.

...What's a bitmoji?

Dabbing bitmoji, brilliant

One of our professors does this in his presentations, but it's actually really good

Subtle. I like it.

My mom uses Bitmoji to text me way too much

Lmao that’s so funny

But gucci isnt a new word

I’m 29 and I’d laugh so hard if I heard someone say this in real life. In fact I might start saying it now.