Is Stephen pronounced the same as Stephen?

Giggled at nostupidquestions, chuckled at onestupidquestion, laughed my ass off at twostupidquestions, and another hearty chuckle at threestupidquestions. I hope it keeps coming cause this joke isnt getting old anytime soon for me

royalsiblings · 14 points · Posted at 03:26:21 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

What joke?

chicken006 · 40 points · Posted at 03:35:43 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

/r/fourstupidquestions

themeatbridge · 15 points · Posted at 00:22:18 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

That sub did not disappoint. Whoever the mod is should lock it down so there are no other posts or comments.

DalekJast · 9 points · Posted at 01:09:10 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Everything but comments is, so that people can congratulate on finally not being late to the party (damn you CET).

Wrinklestiltskin · 11 points · Posted at 01:45:17 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

He made the front page on r/bestof. That's where I came from.

Faggot_Mother_Fucker · 1 points · Posted at 06:56:16 on November 20, 2015 · (Permalink)

It says:

No Participation ×  Do not vote or comment.

Oops, now i've done it.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 13:47:45 on December 18, 2015 · (Permalink)

How do you get happy so quick?

hitemp · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:09 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Is that a real sub now?

TNine227 · 264 points · Posted at 19:55:18 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

To be fair, read is not pronounced the same as read.

LarryMahnken · 198 points · Posted at 20:02:01 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Depends on how you read both words.

anomalous_cowherd · 102 points · Posted at 21:53:46 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

That's not even pronounced the same way as itself.

_RedMallard_ · 60 points · Posted at 22:06:12 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Every other time you read it, the pronunciation changes.

anomalous_cowherd · 49 points · Posted at 22:07:10 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

*changed. No, changes. No, changed...

TedFartass · 29 points · Posted at 23:55:57 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Changeds

[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 00:19:58 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Changeds- plural noun- a group of people who have eaten too much at the restaurant PF Chang's

iaLWAYSuSEsHIFT · 8 points · Posted at 01:52:12 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Did somebody say, Chang ah fuck it's a shitty Community joke or something I don't give a shit.

bootstraps_bootstrap · 3 points · Posted at 04:14:00 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

ilovethisthread.jpg

ajsparx · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:35 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I really feel like there should be an "e" in there. But, I'm pretty sure that's wrong...

anomalous_cowherd · 1 points · Posted at 06:35:39 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Changeeds?

Nah.

pittstop33 · 2 points · Posted at 04:35:03 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

MANY MUCH MOOSEN! In the woodsen! WOODNESZEDSEN!

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 22:43:46 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

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Slinkwyde · 1 points · Posted at 23:20:48 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

What a jiff of a GIF.

SorcerersPledge · 1 points · Posted at 05:02:37 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

GUYS, STOP MIND FUCKING ME

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:31 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Or every other time you read it

waftedfart · 39 points · Posted at 23:02:55 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Depends...

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 03:01:23 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)*

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Rose94 · 2 points · Posted at 06:57:45 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I've seen this image a few times now, and I still do that every time.

Cruxius · 36 points · Posted at 01:34:44 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yeah, it's bizarre how read is pronounced like lead, but not like lead, which is instead pronounced like read.

cuprumcaius · 15 points · Posted at 02:39:09 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Read is pronounced as lead, except when read is pronounced as lead.

naltsta · 4 points · Posted at 22:45:58 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Which is why most people say "read receipt" wrongly. It's not something you say out loud often so you never get corrected.

email_with_gloves_on · 7 points · Posted at 00:13:38 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

So is it "reed" or "red" receipt?

Hannachomp · 3 points · Posted at 03:18:31 on December 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

Might depend on the place. I work in messaging and everyone I talk to has always said "reed" receipt. It could be wrong but everyone knows what it means. On the other hand if I went to work and said "Red" receipt I feel like it'll give people pause.

Edit: oh man I forgot I was browsing top

delineated · 3 points · Posted at 04:00:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Absolutely red. It's the receipt that the other user has read (past tense, pronounced red) the message.

blaknwhitejungl · 1 points · Posted at 01:06:45 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Reed I think...

turbocrat · 17 points · Posted at 01:30:04 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Uh you guys it's read

EquinoctialPie · 2 points · Posted at 04:53:05 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Also bass and bass, wind and wind, tear and tear...

robusto_esplendido · 1 points · Posted at 04:41:23 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

"Bart, run like the wind!"

bathroomstalin · 1 points · Posted at 22:23:01 on September 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Same thing with deer and deer.

The one is just one of them and the other is a bunch of them but they're still both deer.

[deleted] · 40 points · Posted at 01:46:05 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

This is the best title I've seen since "Autism Leaves."

Insanepaco247 · 26 points · Posted at 03:13:29 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

My favorite will always be Anus Rhythms.

spiritz89 · 5 points · Posted at 23:14:01 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

He had one job..

ItsJustJoss · 8 points · Posted at 22:12:41 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

This is one of those comments where I feel comfortable saying "Lol" because it is true in this case.

mauxly · 8 points · Posted at 01:42:33 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I've been giggling my tits off.

Semyonov · 2 points · Posted at 06:04:50 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

We should ask /u/Danisnotonavan (Stephen with a V) about this.

Danisnotonavan · 4 points · Posted at 06:09:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

ಠ_ಠ I'll fookin' fite u m8

Semyonov · 1 points · Posted at 06:12:06 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

U havin' a giggle m8?

cashaveli · 1012 points · Posted at 13:29:59 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes

🎙️ daniellayne · 556 points · Posted at 13:40:38 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I meant the same as Steven

Dee_Buttersnaps · 685 points · Posted at 14:01:11 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes

analterrror69 · 254 points · Posted at 19:54:16 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I meant the same as Stephen.

potatoborn · 240 points · Posted at 20:01:40 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

UlyssesSKrunk · 32 points · Posted at 21:48:49 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I meant the same as Stefan

van_Zeller · 224 points · Posted at 22:10:19 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Leave it to reddit to run a joke into the ground.

MasterEk · 66 points · Posted at 22:26:12 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I meant the same as Satan.

infectedtwin · 114 points · Posted at 22:30:36 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

__________ground_________________

morvis343 · 41 points · Posted at 02:49:43 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

StankdaddyJones · 3 points · Posted at 03:01:01 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Oh hey James Cameron!

king_england · 1 points · Posted at 04:35:00 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

You mean Steven*

mrcolonist · 0 points · Posted at 06:47:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephen Cameron?

skjenolc · 1 points · Posted at 14:33:38 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Steven James?

king_england · 1 points · Posted at 15:07:08 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephen Stevens*

EXTSZombiemaster · 2 points · Posted at 05:20:36 on November 21, 2015 · (Permalink)

John ~~Cena~~ Stephen

BananaToy · -19 points · Posted at 22:32:46 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Like ground meat?

DiaDeLosMuertos · 2 points · Posted at 02:10:29 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I liked it.

chemistry_teacher · 1 points · Posted at 04:40:45 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Is this a stupid question?

that_baddest_dude · -1 points · Posted at 00:05:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

You've now run the running the joke into the ground joke into the ground.

Hope you're happy. Actually I'm part of the problem now.

/seppuku

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 03:32:41 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

New York's hottest club is .........Kevin?!

Ramesses_Deux · 21 points · Posted at 19:54:50 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

The new hire where I work is named Stephen and the 'ph' is pronounced like an 'f' sound. So, I guess, not always.

Dishwasher823 · 26 points · Posted at 20:29:59 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephan's are usually spelled with an a and pronounced as Stefan.

Ramesses_Deux · 10 points · Posted at 20:50:59 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Really? All the Stephan's I've ever met have always been pronounced with a 'v' sound. That was literally the first time. Interesting...

YouCanCallMeQueenB · 2 points · Posted at 03:48:39 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I knew a guy who spelled it Stephen and pronounced it like Stephanie... Without the "ee" sound.

hadtoomuchtodream · 7 points · Posted at 22:46:17 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I thought that was pronounced Stefawn.

Stephen is sometimes pronounced like Steven, and other times pronounced Stefen.

reconman · 2 points · Posted at 00:26:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)*

Almost correct. The original pronunciation is Ste as in stencil, pha as in fuck and n. Stefan has the same pronunciation.

In the German area the pronunciation of St was changed to Sht.

You can listen to different pronunciations here.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:21:08 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I think it really depends on how you pronounce your Fs in situations like this

PointyOintment · 1 points · Posted at 13:04:26 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

"steef-en"?

yeahnoduh · 4 points · Posted at 02:55:50 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

It's Ghee Buttersnaps =\

edit: I'd love it so much if your username was just a ploy to set yourself up for an "I've heard it both ways" when your name is inevitably corrected.

Dee_Buttersnaps · 4 points · Posted at 13:41:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Well, when I first signed up for a username I tried Lavender Gooms, but it was already taken, as were a bunch of other Gus nicknames. Then I tried Dee_Buttersnaps, which worked, obviously, because it's fucking wrong. What the hell would Dee Buttersnaps even mean? Yeah, I definitely missed that joke. So, a couple months later when I figured out it was "Ghee" and not "Dee" I decided, fuck it, I'm not changing it. Still, it's a bit embarrassing.

what__ever · 2 points · Posted at 04:45:27 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I love your username.

-- Weepy Boy Santos

Rafikim · 1 points · Posted at 01:07:05 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Sometimes it can be pronounced Stephen but only if they correct you.

Also I read the post title about 10 times trying to see if one of them was Stephan or something.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:19:42 on October 4, 2015 · (Permalink)

OP pls

CelebornX · 13 points · Posted at 04:43:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Not necessarily. I've met a Stephen who pronounces it Stephen. But on the other hand, I've met a Stephen who pronounces it Stephen, not Stephen.

ChoiceD · 585 points · Posted at 20:03:22 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I've met Stevens, and Stephans who all pronounce it as Steven. I have yet however, to meet a girl named Stephanie who pronounces it as Steven-ie.

CopyRogueLeader · 90 points · Posted at 03:20:42 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

In my experience Steven = eev, Stephen = eev, and Stephan = eff

Source: I've known a few Stephans and Stephens.

stephansolo · 42 points · Posted at 03:58:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

This is exactly right, but no one gets it.

Source: my name is Stephan, and I'm frustrated

CopyRogueLeader · 25 points · Posted at 04:05:27 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I dated a Stephen in high school, he too was constantly frustrated. My dad used to call him Steve and spelled it with a Ph. For some reason he found it hilarious.

TeHokioi · 56 points · Posted at 10:26:46 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Phteve?

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 12:03:36 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

that is fucking hilarious

kjmitch · 2 points · Posted at 05:35:13 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

The problem is your last name; as it is, I keep thinking you're supposed to be the Han Solo my Princess Leia married after getting divorced from my real Han Solo.

TeHokioi · 2 points · Posted at 10:26:06 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Umm?

kjmitch · 1 points · Posted at 00:08:37 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes?

TeHokioi · 1 points · Posted at 00:15:24 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

I read it like five times and I'm still not sure what's going on

kjmitch · 5 points · Posted at 00:39:04 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

/u/stephansolo's username probably means StephanSolo, meaning he added "Solo" to his first name, Stephan, to evoke the name Han Solo, a popular character in the Star Wars films. This works partly because the whole username is lowercase, which also means you could read it as StepHanSolo, or step-Han Solo. I turned this into a joke about the meaning of the prefix "step-" and how it relates to parents, i.e. stepmother and stepfather. In the joke, the terms 'mother' and 'father' are simply replaced, and it's just pure wordplay.

It's definitely not a good joke, and maybe not even one that was worth making. But it's also certainly not that opaque; hopefully my pointing out the username being played with means you get it now.

stephansolo · 4 points · Posted at 00:44:22 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

I liked it!

kjmitch · 2 points · Posted at 00:46:35 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yay! Thanks, man, the small hope that even one person can have a groan or a chuckle is the reason I still let myself tell silly jokes like these :D

stephansolo · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:42 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

They're my favorite, my friends and coworkers hate me for it though! Also, spot on analysis of my username, 100% correct haha

ViciousNakedMoleRat · 3 points · Posted at 04:58:02 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephan is the version still in use that is closest to the Greek Stephanos. Which is pronounced Stehfahnoss.

So pronouncing it with eff instead of eev makes sense.

Upthepunx666 · 1 points · Posted at 18:31:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Is it stephon or stefen?

steeley42 · 62 points · Posted at 23:25:29 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I have, but as a short e sound on either side of the v, so like Stefenie, but with a v sound in place of the f.

[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 23:31:46 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Was she Russian?

steeley42 · 74 points · Posted at 23:57:47 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)*

Nope, young black girl from Ohio. She corrected me with a sigh that was less "oh my god, why can't you say my name right" and more "yeah, I know, my parents are idiots. I hate my name as well."

Edit: This is not to say that she didn't like her name. She just felt like an ass every time she had to correct someone. She wishes her parents would have just spelled it Stevanie (instead of Stephanie) in the first place. No one ever got it right the first time. At least the other way, there would have been a chance. If you're going to be super unique with your kids name, at least give them an out with it being from another language, or using phonetics from a language. Some great unique names are things like Shiobhan, pronounced Sha-von, it's French. N'Dea is pronounced India (like the country), because it's Sudanese and uses a glottal stop. Spelling Ladasha (another perfectly pretty sounding name) as La-a is just trying too hard. No one will ever get it right the first time, and you just make your kid feel like a jerk every time they correct someone.

Source: I've had A LOT of student employees over the years with unique names, and friends with unique names (including all the above names except La-a) who've talked to me about their names. Some others include TaeVaughn, Maleika, Babacar, & Yacuba.

hoffi_coffi · 14 points · Posted at 13:25:56 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

La-a is an urban myth. Siobhan is Irish. Just FYI! Irish names are becoming more popular in the UK, but even then would anyone assume Caoimhe is pronounced "keeva"? I really have tried with Gaelic, but just can't get my head around the pronounciations.

steeley42 · 4 points · Posted at 02:06:24 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

Ah, I kind of want La-a to be real. Oh well. Thanks for the info about Siobhan. I only said French because that's what my employee said. Obviously she was misinformed herself. shrug

NormThaPenguine · 3 points · Posted at 22:05:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Edit 4 times as long as original comment

steeley42 · 3 points · Posted at 02:03:58 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

Ha, no, I agree. I got a bit verbose there. That happens to me sometimes when I make the original post on mobile, and then make an edit later on my computer when I can just type away.

NormThaPenguine · 3 points · Posted at 02:27:48 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

I like your dedication m8

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 09:19:21 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

It's her name, and it's only a name; she should be able to have people pronounce it however she wants. My first name can be pronounced 2 or 3 ways and I don't care how people do it - they're still speaking to me and I like the way it sounds no matter the pronunciation.

steeley42 · 2 points · Posted at 10:04:55 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Oh yeah, I totally agree with that. She liked her name as well, but felt like an asshole whenever she corrected people. She wished her parents had just spelled it Stevanie in the first place. It was literally spelled Stephanie, so there's pretty much no way anyone would get it right the first time.

SoMuchMoreEagle · 0 points · Posted at 01:15:45 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Was it spelled correctly? If so, she can pronounce it any way she wants.

steeley42 · 2 points · Posted at 02:39:02 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

What do you mean by "spelled correctly?"

SoMuchMoreEagle · 10 points · Posted at 03:21:43 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Okay, "spelled traditionally."

Better?

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:56:22 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Is there a traditional way to spell Stevenny?

steeley42 · -3 points · Posted at 07:08:54 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

No, still not getting it. Who's tradition are we talking about?

PointyOintment · 1 points · Posted at 12:56:00 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)*

Some great unique names are things like Shiobhan, pronounced Sha-von, it's French.

Where do you get this misinformation? It's spelled Siobhán, and it's Irish. And it's not a "unique" name at all—it's a traditional name and it's pretty common.

Source: Not Irish.

Actual sources:

P.S. Yacuba isn't that weird either. It's just a variation on Jacob.

adinadin · 7 points · Posted at 00:09:21 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Closest Russian names are Stepan and Stas, both are strictly male names.

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 08:22:22 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

stefania is a russian name... and female. still no v sound though.

its not common, but it exists. mostly an archaic name though.

Checkerszero · 4 points · Posted at 04:37:12 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I know a Stephie (full name) that is pronounced "stee-vee"

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 06:15:36 on October 17, 2015 · (Permalink)

Idk if you meant to be funny or not but I have been laughing at this comment for 20 mins. Thank you.

ChoiceD · 1 points · Posted at 14:57:40 on October 17, 2015 · (Permalink)

Just an observation really. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it though. A good laugh is always a good thing.

owenator1234 · 1 points · Posted at 04:36:17 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I have a friend named Steven Yi. I.. figured that would be relevant...

zachismyname89 · 1 points · Posted at 04:41:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

My black friend is Stephen, but it's pronounced Steffen

toonytoon180 · 1 points · Posted at 05:03:22 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

That's because it's Stephen.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 07:10:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

But what about fancy rich people called pronounced, Stef-aa-n

[deleted] · 258 points · Posted at 14:10:30 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

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notapantsday · 75 points · Posted at 19:46:48 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Steffen is the German version of Stephen, just like Stefan/Stephan.

Pure_Reason · 45 points · Posted at 22:48:46 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I thought Stefan was the cool version of Steve

straighttothemoon · 21 points · Posted at 22:54:36 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

http://i.imgur.com/Um8yLUQ.gif

bickspickle · 1 points · Posted at 23:09:39 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

you need to watch this - https://youtu.be/unkIVvjZc9Y?t=53

Cryptoss · 3 points · Posted at 23:40:17 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Fuck, I miss Ronnie John's.

bro90x · 2 points · Posted at 21:05:36 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

0-3 sad Steff curry's.

ElfKid · -10 points · Posted at 19:08:35 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I believe his name is pronounced "Stephen" but "Steff" is his nickname.

iUsedtoHadHerpes · 29 points · Posted at 19:19:20 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I've never heard anyone call him "Steven," but I hear him called "Steffen" very frequently.

I've also heard one person say "Steffan" (like Marbury) but I don't think that's right.

206dude · 13 points · Posted at 22:36:18 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

You believe incorrectly.

warm_kitchenette · 6 points · Posted at 19:51:41 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

No. This is one method to find "fans" in Oakland/SF.

Garizondyly · 1 points · Posted at 02:36:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

You may "believe" whatever you want, but that's not true.

Simon_Draws · 223 points · Posted at 00:56:47 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I now have you tagged as "I can't Steven"

sykeouttt · 76 points · Posted at 01:40:33 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

he literally can't Steven

SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE · 9 points · Posted at 05:12:34 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

On a scale of 1 to Steven, he can't

ademnus · 136 points · Posted at 19:13:17 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

When I was in first grade, there was a boy in my class named Stephen. I hadn't seen it spelled that way and, as it was first grade, I was convinced prior to this that there would only ever be one way to spell a name so this vexed me. He told me, however, to make it more confusing, that it was pronounced Steven.

I remembered that when I met a young man in my 20s named Stephen and when we met he said "my name confuses lots of people. It's spelled stephen but-"

"But it's pronounced steven," I said smiling. I remembered!

"Yeah, no. It's pronounced Steff-uhn." He looked offended.

So the rule to remember is -you never know how the fuck it is pronounced, just ask and go with the flow.

redlipstick26 · 30 points · Posted at 00:05:15 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

When I was in third grade my teacher asked me to deliver some papers to a teacher down the hall, homework one of the students had left in her classroom earlier in the day or something. So I walk down and knock on the door, come in and say, "I have some papers here for ....Sean?" Pronounced it like seen. I had never seen the name spelled that way before (no pun intended). So everyone is looking at me like I'm the biggest idiot ever. Teacher just says "ummm okay.... SEAN (overly pronounced like SHAWN), can you come up here?".

flexi_seal · 19 points · Posted at 01:14:03 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

The same thing happened to me around 3rd grade, it was horrible. Every single person in class apparently knew how to say it except for me, wtf. I still live with the pain and embarrassment.

redlipstick26 · 3 points · Posted at 02:55:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Feel like Ted Mosby. Chameleon.

lyan-cat · 8 points · Posted at 02:57:32 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

My boss' name is Sean. He was named that when it was uncommon by far in the States. So he had lots of people calling him "seen". I have to chuckle at that, because we got it backward; my eldest son is named Shamus, but my husband read it rather than heard it, so it doesn't have the long A sound as in SHAME-us, it's SHAM-us. Short A. And our son sticks to his guns regarding the pronunciation.

redlipstick26 · 3 points · Posted at 03:07:18 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Haha that's awesome! Because it's definitely read as SHAMus but having heard people say it a million times I would think SHAMEus as soon as I saw it. And some people spell it Seamus which is just SO confusing.

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 04:58:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Seamus is the traditional spelling, FYI

lyan-cat · 4 points · Posted at 03:20:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

My husband was crushed a bit when he found out; he picked it up from the first computer game he ever played, and he loved it because it's slang for a detective--curious, intelligent, tenacious. He took it pretty hard for a while. When our son decided to just keep the pronunciation and make it his own name, the husband was tickled pink.

farlack · 3 points · Posted at 02:54:43 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I didn't figure out that until I was around 19 that it's not seen. Hah

zeptimius · 54 points · Posted at 19:49:45 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

It's harder than you might think.

[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 20:22:01 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

This is brilliant!

DrewsephA · 10 points · Posted at 00:35:20 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I got mah eeeyyye on you, JayQuelen!

dontknowmeatall · 4 points · Posted at 20:28:45 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I love it.

FrailRain · 3 points · Posted at 05:18:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I will never skip over this video.

Lucretiel · 5 points · Posted at 00:20:09 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I feel like your last sentence is the solution to, like, all the transgender issues we're going through as a society.

veruus · 2 points · Posted at 01:34:36 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

How did you never run across any other people named Stephen/Steven between first grade and your 20s?

zants · 1 points · Posted at 11:43:02 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Hardest name for me was Sean. I remember walking over to my cubby to turn in homework, noticing a cubby next to mine labeled with the name, and then turned to the class and said "who the heck is seen?". The kids next to me said I was an idiot for not knowing how to pronounce it.

EDIT: Oh shit, someone else also brought up Sean. That really validates how weird of a name it is lol.

kingeryck · 196 points · Posted at 19:13:18 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Phteven

deadeyeAZ · 63 points · Posted at 23:36:57 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

why did i just get a mental image of the wiener dog with the overbite?

kingeryck · 103 points · Posted at 23:49:39 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

https://i.imgur.com/w94k4VY.jpg

bss1991 · 32 points · Posted at 00:37:03 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I have tears in my eyes holy shit

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 03:40:01 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

You always have tears in your eyes.

akn0m3 · 1 points · Posted at 19:57:43 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I saw this a couple minutes before I had to be in a meeting. I ended up being 10 minutes late because I couldn't stop laughing.

catsalots · 5 points · Posted at 23:38:29 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

It's how you say Stephen in Klingon. P'hteven!

storysunfolding · 2 points · Posted at 23:01:44 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

The blade guy on /r/wicked_edge?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:15:47 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Reminds me of muti

aabiedoobie · 45 points · Posted at 23:54:05 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Worked at a dispensary where we would ask the "patient" what their first name last initial was, so with lots of Steven/Stephen's and being a Stephen, I ask this guy is that a Steven with a v or a PH. Dude says dead panned,

"It's with an S."

It sure was, guy. Sure was.

Denominax · 43 points · Posted at 02:59:07 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Classic Stesen

CaptainEarlobe · 212 points · Posted at 18:31:55 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Upvote for stupidity

[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 23:53:23 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Ahhhh, the best kind of upvote!

Pagiras · 5 points · Posted at 00:07:29 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

How's your anus?

ThatsNotUranus · 33 points · Posted at 00:18:13 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 01:04:32 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Can't we all just agree that "Steven with a ph" is spelled Phteven?

radditour · 10 points · Posted at 03:26:08 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

One is pronounced in the same way as Steven, the other refers to female chickens owned by your father's second wife (who is not your mother), and are therefore step-hens.

revoltrise · 4 points · Posted at 04:44:14 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

step-hens. you deserve some silver.

quietpin · 45 points · Posted at 19:38:48 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I would like for this to be this sub's top post of all time.

LarryMahnken · 10 points · Posted at 00:48:27 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

It's been really great for my comment karma, I'll tell you what.

Valhalla_Bound · 16 points · Posted at 20:45:25 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

This was a post where I kinda laughed, came back, read some comments, and laughed some more. The more I thought about it the harder it made me laugh. So seriously, seriously thank you.

Black6x · 8 points · Posted at 22:39:54 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

How high are you right now?

MarquisDeSwag · 7 points · Posted at 02:11:03 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

No.

Stephen is pronounced like Steev-en. Stephen is from the Greek Stephanos and is pronounced Steff-en.

Source.

emmanoelle · 5 points · Posted at 01:58:26 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Saint Stephen with a rose, in and out of the garden he goes, Country garden in the wind and the rain, Wherever he goes the people all complain. Stephen prospered in his time, well he may and he may decline. Did it matter, does it now? Stephen would answer if he only knew how.

Kiliana117 · 2 points · Posted at 04:02:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

My absolute favorite!

PoisonMind · 7 points · Posted at 02:01:33 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)*

In Old English and possibly Middle English the ph in Stephen would have been pronounced voicelessly, but it became voiced due to a same sound change that caused it to be voiced between vowels. This is the same sound change that left us with irregular plurals for nouns ending in f. Knife-knives, wolf-wolves, etc. It's also related to why, for example, the x in exit can be pronounced voicelessly as /eksit/ or voiced as /egzit./

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 03:41:52 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I'm not high enough for this shit.

dtwhitecp · 9 points · Posted at 20:01:42 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Best subreddit.

Littlewigum · 4 points · Posted at 02:05:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Am I the only person who read that and pronounced each one differently in their mind?

Vedney · 3 points · Posted at 19:00:46 on July 10, 2015 · (Permalink)

Nope, me too

Stee-fen and Ste-fan

ButtsexEurope · 3 points · Posted at 02:43:53 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes. Steven is pronounced the same as Stephen.

mievaan · 11 points · Posted at 21:05:02 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

No. Stephen is a man's name (e.g. Stephen King), while Stephen is the female chicken that your spouse owned already prior to your and your spouse's marital commitment. Obviously.

TheMobHasSpoken · 4 points · Posted at 21:07:02 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I really miss Stephen.

mievaan · 3 points · Posted at 17:42:17 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

This might be the only time ever I get to ask this question: The author or the chicken?

garblz · 2 points · Posted at 09:21:25 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Actually, that's exactly what i came up with, trying to find where I'm making a mistake reading this title.

ZDraxis · 12 points · Posted at 23:20:33 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes. I'm named Stephen. It is pronounced Stee-vehn. Not Steh-fawn, not Stee-fen, not Stee-fan, I once got Step-hen, its not that either. And despite having a name tag at work, even if I say it first as Stee-vehn, most people decide to spell my name Stephan. Spread the word, because America is retarded with my name despite numerous celebrities and political figures having my exact (first) name pronounced exactly the same way.

zw1ck · 17 points · Posted at 00:13:14 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Its not our fault you pronounce it wrong. Ph makes an f sound.

Sincerely,

Steven

gn0xious · 5 points · Posted at 02:47:07 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

You give all the Stephens a bad name.

ZDraxis · 0 points · Posted at 00:46:23 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

You must be great at parties

catsalots · 2 points · Posted at 23:40:41 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Can I call you Steve-o?

ZDraxis · 6 points · Posted at 00:06:34 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I think you'll be greatly disappointed in my lack of snorting goldfish and toilet bungie jumps.

mundabit · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:14 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

In Australia "Stephen" is a wildcard like "Caroline" some people say "Steven" others say "Stefan" (Carolin vs Caro line) so you kind of have to ask.

My cousin is a Stephen who says "Steven", my ex boyfriend is a Stephen who says "Stefan"

I think it's because "a" and "e" can be very similar in Australian English.

ZDraxis · 1 points · Posted at 15:37:16 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

but when you see it spelled and pronounced repeatedly, you have the common sense to get the message. right?

drketchup · 1 points · Posted at 04:23:58 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Does it happen to you over the vone? How about when you're at Vish concerts? Maybe you should try spelling it out vonetically to them.

ZDraxis · 1 points · Posted at 15:42:13 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Our language is full of exceptions. If you'd like to blatantly ignore each one, especially when told specifically (and spelled phonetically) when someone had an honest question about that very subject , be my guest, I don't care enough anymore.

hitemp · 0 points · Posted at 02:20:03 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I don't know if it's because of my retainers, but Steefen sounds like Steevehn

ZDraxis · 1 points · Posted at 15:43:26 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

can't help you with that one haha

ungood · 3 points · Posted at 23:02:57 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

TIL I've been pronouncing Neal Stephenson incorrectly...

e-chem-nerd · 1 points · Posted at 00:43:24 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Ne-ALL STEFF-en-son

nsjersey · 3 points · Posted at 01:21:36 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)*

As someone who has this name is on my birth certificate; pronounced the same.

Catholic mothers loved this spelling for the first martyred saint.

Edit: punctuation

Linenoise77 · 3 points · Posted at 02:50:05 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

No. The T is silent in the latter one.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 03:45:21 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Why are my arms so short?

Where do I locate something I'm looking for?

How many colors have names?

What kind of car can people get into to?

When is the best time to tell yourself what time it is?

How many times have people wondered the same thing?

Where is the best place to purchase an item?

Can I have all of your internal organs, right now?

Do I look fat?

revoltrise · 3 points · Posted at 04:47:46 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

because your parents are related.

the last place you'd look.

47068 in english.

Yes.

Twenty minutes past 4. AM or PM.

12.

Your mom sells sea shells by the sea shore. Start there.

Your chins look skinny, your ass looks fat mom, now stop redditing and make that fucking sandwich.

Vark675 · 3 points · Posted at 19:29:49 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes, unless it's not an English name. We had a French kid in my 2nd grade class whose family pronounced it "steph FAWN," but for most English speakers it's "STEEV en" regardless of spelling.

dontknowmeatall · 2 points · Posted at 20:29:22 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Isn't that one spelled Stephan or Stefan?

banbourg · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:04 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yep, Stephane in French, pronounced steh-fun

Good_At_English · 2 points · Posted at 23:33:26 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

In French, Stéphane is more like Stefan though.

thesecoloursdontrun · 1 points · Posted at 03:15:09 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephen Curry. Pronounced similarly with the same spelling up asked about. At least that was my first thought.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:34:35 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephan Urquell?

Bull-in-China-Shop · 9 points · Posted at 18:08:21 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I read the first Stephen as Steeven and the second Stephan as Steffan.

godzillalikespie · 2 points · Posted at 22:50:03 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

For the most part yes, but I've met a Stephen pronounced "Stefen" and a Stephen pronounced "Stefaun"

Luminaria19 · 2 points · Posted at 22:56:35 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Depends on the person. Sometimes it's SteVen (v sound), sometimes it's StePHen (f sound).

BigBankBaller · 2 points · Posted at 23:46:28 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Im sure this post was by accident

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:47:20 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

I've always heard 'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'

...

Grasdaggel · 2 points · Posted at 09:20:43 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Phtefen

MrDabrowski · 2 points · Posted at 02:23:11 on July 7, 2015 · (Permalink)

I the first one as Stephen and the second one as Steven without reading the edit.

ValdemarSt · 2 points · Posted at 15:35:50 on November 11, 2015 · (Permalink)

I've researched for 4 months, and i con with confidence tell you that it is pronounced the same.

--comadose · 4 points · Posted at 23:07:06 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

But Stephen.. all Stephens are Stephen. Stephen has showed me so. Stephen is a wise Stephen.

-Stephen

CUNexTuesday · 4 points · Posted at 22:26:51 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Steven here. My name has a fucking V in it. Ph Stephen is pronounced Stefen. I have a friend named with that name.

If your idiot parents named you with a ph and pronounce it as a V, we might as well start calling Phillip "Villip"

Sir_QuacksALot · 2 points · Posted at 22:56:23 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Short answer, "no." The linguistic science behind it is too hard to explain.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:14:26 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes.

Source: My name is Stephen

JBlitzen · 1 points · Posted at 21:57:17 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

You say tomato, I say tomato.

hippojack · 2 points · Posted at 22:57:08 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

You know, I read that as to-mah-to both times, even though I know the saying quite well. I guess that's why I usually say that comparison as "Potato/po-tah-to" because I'm odd that way. :-/

JBlitzen · 1 points · Posted at 23:01:22 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

/r/thatsthejoke

Dwhitlo1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:02 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes, at least I pronounce it the same way.

Dannovision · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:19 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

In quebec its pronounced differently. Depending on whether the person is french or english. So you are good op

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:56:31 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

There are three twos in the English language.

thorium220 · 1 points · Posted at 00:25:45 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephen here, with an Australian accent they are pronounced the same, and I've only heard it pronounced differently when someone is deliberately exaggerating the difference.

sickofallofyou · 1 points · Posted at 01:31:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I know a guy named Stephen, he pronounces it Steven. I know a guy named Stephan, he prounounces it Steffan.

To each his own.

zeroone · 1 points · Posted at 02:42:12 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Are there other words in the English language where ph sounds like a v?

WhatsThatSkaSong · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:39 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I knew a guy named Stephen pronounced Steff-in instead of Stee-Vin.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:25:41 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Many Stephen's and Steffan's in Canada pronounce it Steff-uhn. There are Stephane's: like Steff-anne. In French, Stay-FAN with emphasis on 2nd syllable.

klutchy · 1 points · Posted at 03:36:26 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

how high are you

MadeSomewhereElse · 1 points · Posted at 03:36:59 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I had faith in you OP. I read the title 3 or 4 times thinking "what am I missing here!?".

sacovert97 · 1 points · Posted at 03:47:06 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I'm a Stephen pronounced stee-fin

NEXT_VICTIM · 1 points · Posted at 03:59:13 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

So meta.

Yes, I believe they are pronounced the same.

Narwhalbaconguy · 1 points · Posted at 04:06:08 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

No.

theDamnKid · 1 points · Posted at 04:19:11 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Is gif pronounced like gif?

The_Y0ung_Wolf · 1 points · Posted at 04:28:33 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

How does the pronunciation differ from Phteven?

legitpluto · 1 points · Posted at 04:33:28 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Do you know how many times i read the title thinking no wait they really are spelled the same way???

Rdtaunton · 1 points · Posted at 04:35:35 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

No. They aren't pronounced the same.

revoltrise · 1 points · Posted at 04:42:30 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

is Phteven the same as Phtephen?

yawha · 1 points · Posted at 08:26:33 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Phteven

thefritopendejo · 1 points · Posted at 05:01:47 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Redditer pushes the premise of No Stupid Questions sub by accidentally asking if "Redditer" is pronounced the same as "Redditor"

noggin-scratcher · 1 points · Posted at 09:45:05 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42RA2wWF61M

Excuse the atrocious quality, I can't find a better link, but there's a comedy routine playing on all the names that have multiple spellings for the exact same pronunciation.

Bunnymancer · 1 points · Posted at 12:36:09 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

It does, but it shouldn't. Ph usually means 'f'... But it's not.

FredAsta1re · 1 points · Posted at 12:52:59 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

I know 3 Stephen's. One is pronounced Stefan, the other two are Steven.

So, to answer your question, yes and no

shutdownMPLS · 1 points · Posted at 14:10:44 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

As a Stephen, girls seems to use the "f" sound in my name because they think it's cute or whatever. Everyone else pronounces it with a "v" and/or usually just shorten it to Steve. I really don't care either way. It's nice to have options.

Ramazotti · 1 points · Posted at 11:10:23 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

Yes

3lectricboy · 1 points · Posted at 16:58:06 on July 2, 2015 · (Permalink)

yes

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:51:17 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Not a name expert, but I've always pronounced the 'ph' in 'Stephen' as something between a soft V and an F. 'Steven' always gets the hard V.

senatorskeletor · 1 points · Posted at 20:13:52 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Actually, semi-relevant: how do you pronounce "Stephan" as in Stephan Curry? What about when he's called "Steph"?

dontknowmeatall · 1 points · Posted at 20:30:40 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

If it's the French name, steh-FUHN.

nick_locarno · 1 points · Posted at 03:22:15 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

It's actually spelled Stephen Curry but pronounced STEFFan. Not steFAWN or Steven. Just to make it more confusing.

JediMindTrxcks · 0 points · Posted at 22:04:10 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Steven when it's fully spelled. It's like "steff" when it's not.

I_MAKE_USERNAMES · 3 points · Posted at 22:56:45 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

It is not pronounced Steven...

senatorskeletor · 1 points · Posted at 22:26:22 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Thank you!

bigpipes84 · 1 points · Posted at 01:49:58 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Stephen and Steven are pronounced the same way. Stephen is the traditional spelling while Steven is the bastardized American spelling.

Stefan and Stephan are pronounced the same way.

CTU · 0 points · Posted at 21:35:33 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

A question that hits close to home :) So need to see what people got to say on this.

Goldsound · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:00 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Hi Stephen...nice to see you here.

CTU · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:35 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

It is Steven not Stephen

Goldsound · 1 points · Posted at 22:51:19 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

No it's Stephen I checked I backtraced your IP router firewall.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:58:38 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Did you create a GUI interface using visual basic?

Goldsound · 1 points · Posted at 01:40:36 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

What am I a skid? I DDOS'd his IP to hack into his mainframe and uploaded my virus to his email.

revoltrise · 1 points · Posted at 04:51:20 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

the only way to win is not to play.

CTU · 1 points · Posted at 20:04:39 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

But i was hacked into your system and email

CTU · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:58 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

No that is a lie...you would have seen a different name if you really did it

Fusionbomb · 0 points · Posted at 22:28:08 on June 30, 2015 · (Permalink)

Step Hen

Nyle7 · 0 points · Posted at 01:14:52 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

As someone named Stephen, no, no it is not lol. Do you pronouce phosphorous as "Vosvorous"?

kyperion · 0 points · Posted at 05:21:59 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

In a nutshell yes.

But officially it's like pronouncing Dolphin.

Dawlhhfeeeen

Steeefffhhheeeen

basilwhite · 0 points · Posted at 11:48:54 on July 1, 2015 · (Permalink)

Hodor