Every book related to Minecraft is a complete joke. How big is the older community of this game? And how many kids are wandering on servers. This doesn't have to be a bad thing, but it most certainly is.
When I play with random teams it's almost 90% of the time a kid who doesn't understand a thing and after some talking they tell you that they are like 8 or 9. No problem at all. I enjoy helping them out and hope that I made a better player out of them, but then you have the once that scream hacker and such things when they die.
I enjoy the Reddit community, but a big part of it is just terrible.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:57 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
I think the real problem is that this book is for sale.
I don't really like to tell people their creations are crap, but if this isn't generated by an computer: This book is crap!
oh gosh its an entire book? I thought it was just a page of perfect campfire material.
Unoski ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:46:52 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
800 Minecraft jokes. I feel sorry for the boy who is getting that gift.
Did you hear about the player who forgot to turn up his hostile monster volume? He got destroyed!
Just so you know there are bots that compile and automatically publish books like this. It is unlikely that someone actually wrote this book by hand unless it was a kid, it was probably someone looking to scam people.
And they actually get put in real bookstores for people to buy? I know computer-generated ebooks are a thing, but I find it hard to believe they would end up on the shelves.
It isn't hard to imagine why a lot of people think this is a game for kids. Those things make the game so cringy and all the communities are already filled with screaming, little monsters. Calling everyone a hacker and who knows what after they lose.
Normally I wouldn't give a shit, but nowadays I cannot play a single game without angry people. And if I would get an euro for everyone calling me a hacker I would be rich.
[deleted] ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 00:55:38 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those were the worst jokes I've heard in my entire lifetime.
Boolderdash ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:48:23 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm reading jokes randomly generated by Dwarf Fortress.
Cataclyst ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:46:15 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dwarf Fortress would be funnier.
empirebuilder1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:52:04 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's a difference between random humor and just plain shitty jokes.
MammerJammer123 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:16:56 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm with you... These are trash
JettTheMedic ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 03:43:03 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Into the lava it goes.
It was destroyed!
Schleckenmiester ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:21:49 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear that pizza is being added into minecraft?
He couldn't
Unoski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:47 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The horrible punchlines remind me of Bar Mitzvah boy from SNL Weekend Update.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:14:15 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It went Boom!
Sekka3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:24:49 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fairly sure these are dad jokes kappa
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:36:52 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nay. I believe in reincarnation and I KNOW I never heard more terrible jokes. Ever.
ULiopleurodon ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 01:23:48 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the people that wrote those stupid Minecraft jokes?
They got destroyed!
flameoguy ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:54:23 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about that godawful Minecraft jokebook?
I'm sure you can guess what happened!
2piRsquare ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:08:12 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
they got fired!
Literally, they were all burned into ashes!
westlyroots ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:54:05 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Holy hell there's 5 'jokes' with the exact same answer
[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 01:23:53 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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FrankNsteinSub ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:35:09 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha true dat!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha true dat!
Quadropus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:26:06 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha true dat!
Evtema3 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:41:01 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha true dat!
Unoski ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:45:05 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He got destroyed!
Evtema3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:54:34 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
In turn, it went boom!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:01:40 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure you can guess what happened!
Evtema3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:05:26 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He couldn't!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:54 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He made a big splash!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:22 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
haha true dat!
-Captain- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:26:29 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Every book related to Minecraft is a complete joke. How big is the older community of this game? And how many kids are wandering on servers. This doesn't have to be a bad thing, but it most certainly is.
When I play with random teams it's almost 90% of the time a kid who doesn't understand a thing and after some talking they tell you that they are like 8 or 9. No problem at all. I enjoy helping them out and hope that I made a better player out of them, but then you have the once that scream hacker and such things when they die.
I enjoy the Reddit community, but a big part of it is just terrible.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:11:57 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*
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-Captain- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:26:40 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do know that indeed, but survival gets quite stale after like 5 years. So I play mostly minigames at the moment.
ArrowCushion ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 02:26:16 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the-
He was destroyed!
M1lkweed ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:35:58 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Happy day!
ArrowCushion ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:39:23 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah, that's a thing...
Does that mean I'm destroyed? Jokes on me I guess!
Peach774 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:45:36 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the real problem with the book is that your post is funnier.
ArrowCushion ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:57:48 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think the real problem is that this book is for sale.
I don't really like to tell people their creations are crap, but if this isn't generated by an computer: This book is crap!
Taterdude ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 02:16:50 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These jokes sound like they were created by a computer that doesn't quite know how humor works.
Schleckenmiester ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:24:03 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It probably was
ZomberiaRPG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:49:46 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I was thinking it sounded like the jokes little kids tell when they're learning how to tell jokes.
oneeyedziggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:21 on June 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or knows exactly how humor works and thinks people being destroyed is hilarious... it's starting...
HeimrArnadalr ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:29:24 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the player who divorced a skeleton?
His ex-wife still misses him... but her aim is getting better!
-TheOneAndOnly- ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:02:37 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I'm pretty sure he was destroyed!
Fascinating_Frog ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 00:54:42 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Source ?
I want to know where to direct my withering glare of dissaproval.
๐๏ธ t17389z ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:55:52 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/a/kftqD
Schleckenmiester ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:23:45 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh gosh its an entire book? I thought it was just a page of perfect campfire material.
Unoski ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:46:52 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
800 Minecraft jokes. I feel sorry for the boy who is getting that gift.
Did you hear about the player who forgot to turn up his hostile monster volume?
He got destroyed!
-Captain- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:27:20 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
800 JOKES?!
And they are all like this I'm sure of that.
Johnboyofsj ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:13:08 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just so you know there are bots that compile and automatically publish books like this. It is unlikely that someone actually wrote this book by hand unless it was a kid, it was probably someone looking to scam people.
TheBigKahooner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:18:56 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
And they actually get put in real bookstores for people to buy? I know computer-generated ebooks are a thing, but I find it hard to believe they would end up on the shelves.
asknotthelinguaphile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:01:35 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It has Minecraft in the title. Therefore it can be used to make a profit. Why wouldn't it wind up on shelves?
flameoguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:36:34 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well, no, because this book wasn't writted by a bot.
Zrakkur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:12:03 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
IIRC it was written by an autistic kid who's parents published it for him to make him happy.
flameoguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:36:01 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Makes sense, all of the authors have the same surname. Chances are, it's husband, wife, and a kid.
Double--Positive ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:58:51 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the writer who thought he could understand humor?
He couldn't!
-Captain- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:28:17 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was destroyed!
SnazzyJazzySpedman ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:31:37 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was destroyed!
Smugg-Fruit ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:48:24 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There's something bizarrely sexual about this one...
Dummyc0m ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:36 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rectally infused
edit: the feds at Guantanamo love this
mouse85224 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:41:27 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DugspiUno ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:12:22 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the place who tried to break a block? He was destroyed!
LazyGuitarist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:32:47 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's called jokes for Minecrafters because the whole book is the big joke
Senqo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClgqCKjNfrQ
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:54:39 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/nMmCjC4.jpg
3dsgeek333 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:44 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear how the guy who made these jokes felt afterwards?
He was destroyed!
ZefMC ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:29:52 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think I know what this is.
My theory: This is padding to make the book appear longer than it actually is, so people will be more likely to buy it.
๐๏ธ t17389z ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:35:11 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, this is the entire book, nothing but this.
ZefMC ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:57:07 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...Weird. It still might just be to get that easy $ though.
MCEngraver ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:20:37 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
From the writers of "English as a fifth language!"
darwinpatrick ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:46:25 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/a/S8eaO
The rest of the book!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:59 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kaboom!
PyroBlitz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:35 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the jokes for minecrafters?
They make you want to drink bleach!
The_Derpening ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:00:05 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wow... these are so bad that they transcended "so bad it's funny".
sizzzzzzle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:52:42 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about about the player who thought these were funny?
Me neither!!
Harmalite_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:53:33 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You were destroyed!
MrBojangoUnchained ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:09:38 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Try reading them in McBain's voice.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:07:22 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the shit joke book?
He was destroyed!
linkneo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:11:35 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Zoidberg level jokes
NoUniqueOnesLeft ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:39:34 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are good I don't know what you guess are talking about im laughing so had lmao. Jk these are trash
ts1234666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:57 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
WHERE CAN I RANT???
Redditfortress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:12 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
HERE. THERE. EVERYWHERE.
ToxicWaste00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:42 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are ... Interesting? I'm not sure what else to say. ToxicWaste00 gets destroyed
TheRedstoneBlaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:13 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real joke is that fact that this book is a real published book.
2piRsquare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:43 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are the worst punchlines ever seen. And I thought I made bad jokes.
Indiozia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:55 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
There are dozens of Minecraft "'joke' books" like this.
PooPooKazew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:19 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These feel like mincraft anti jokes lol
Speculatory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:48 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this gave me cancer.
judumo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:55:09 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i need this book
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:33 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
wat
CantHearYouBot2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:14:39 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I NEED THIS BOOK
I am a bot, and I don't respond to myself.
Redditfortress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:39 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Are you serious? I hope to god you're not serious.
judumo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:41 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You wish I wasn't serious.
This is serious.
passivemonster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:31 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
this is ... real?
Redditfortress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:09 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
daddy1973 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:27 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This just sounds like someone talking to their friend, just putting the last part in italics
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:33 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He was destroyed!
He was destroyed!
Does that even count as a joke??
-Captain- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:20 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't hard to imagine why a lot of people think this is a game for kids. Those things make the game so cringy and all the communities are already filled with screaming, little monsters. Calling everyone a hacker and who knows what after they lose.
Normally I wouldn't give a shit, but nowadays I cannot play a single game without angry people. And if I would get an euro for everyone calling me a hacker I would be rich.
yamirashi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:01 on June 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
http://essexnewsdaily.com/news/southorange/6543
StoneBana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:21 on July 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are worse than the jokes I made in fourth grade! He got destroyed!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:31 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems about the intelligence level of your average Minecraft player.
gil2455526 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:46:58 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a good comment to do in /r/minecraft...
shmameron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:46:31 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/minecraft is not representative of the average minecraft player. The average age here is much higher than that of all minecraft players.
darwinpatrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:26 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's mean! To disprove you, I bet at least three people can tell me how many countries share a land border with Australia!(no internet allowed)
ViolentCheese ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:54:35 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Cancer.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:46:03 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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2piRsquare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:46 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Because they were fish!"
Soulebot ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:43 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The Swedes have the British on humor, that's for sure. Legit tho, the first one had me rollin
[deleted] ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 01:07:25 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These are just as terrible as the game itself
ULiopleurodon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:24:17 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then why are you here, in this subreddit?
flameoguy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:54:53 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To troll, I'm assuming.
2piRsquare ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:59 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what we do to trolling people? They get annihilated!
oh yeah and destroyed too
FlameScout ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:08:24 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To get destroyed!
pumpkinpie7809 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:58:18 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Your bait isn't big enough mate
mouse85224 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:43:24 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what happens to people who don't have big enough bate? He was destroyed!
Indiozia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you think Minecraft is a terrible game, then why are you on a subreddit about it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:08:28 on June 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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