That actually has a different origin to "kek". "Kekekekekekeke" is actually the Korean onomatopoeia for snickering laughter. "Kek" as we think of it today is actually the result of typing "lol" into WoW chat and having it be read by a person on the opposing faction.
typical83 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 05:15:04 on December 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not any member of the opposing faction. In Orcish, "lol" is "kek" but in common it is "bur."
It's a repost. You can scroll down and find the same post in this sub a few months ago. Don't reward this shit as a mod. What the fuck is wrong with you?
The folks complaining about the unreality of the situation have clearly never worked in a public-facing job. If anything, the story understates the stupidity that a Taco Bell employee will encounter on a regular basis. Either way, though, I was entertained.
You'd be surprised what you can do with a flour tortilla. I worked with a guy at Waffle House that used to make chili wraps. Messy as hell to eat, but it stayed together until you bit into it.
I know there's a way to do it, but considering how every single burrito-esque thing I order at Taco Bell is wrapped laughably wrong, I'm not buying it.
zurohki ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 04:12:33 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People who don't give a shit about making food properly will be super careful about making it wrong in exactly the wrong way because fuck that bitch in the BMW.
I have to admit after working in retail for 8 years now at various places. This scenario is entirely plausible. Do I think it actually happened? No, it was posted on 4Chan afterall. But it wouldn't surprise me at all if it were a video instead of a greentext.
I believe this 100%. When I worked at Burger King and there were more than 3 extras for a single condiment, they were sure to get it. I have personally witnessed sandwiches with more mayo than meat get sent out.
robotzor ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:10:59 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old post but relevant story you may enjoy!
I was at subway once, and this big guy was in front of me. Advanced big. He had a footlong and asked for mayo. She looked up at him, he said "more." A few more passes, "more" mayo was quickly piling up in a frightening manner. The man was not pleased and demanded further mayo. All eyes in the shop were on him in a mix of horror and disgust, as she slowly looked back up, pleading in her eyes to end this excruciating exercise in sandwich craft, and he wanted more. The bottle sputtered as it had been finished off. At this point he spared her with mercy and said it was enough. Closing that monstrosity must have been something else; I can't describe it adequately as I had to turn about at this point, although the squelching suctioning sounds told the whole story.
Nobody has seen him since, some say he is still adding mayo to this day.
kyousei8 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:09:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did this exact same thing with chipotle sauce when I was 16. They employees knew me by name because I would do it every single time one of my friends dragged me to the store every week.
I worked at Wal-Mart. I literally had a customer threaten to sue the entire store and every individual in it because we had to walk a locked item up to the register.
Working a crappy job doesn't mean you're stupid. It just means you have a crappy job.
kingeryck ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:48:53 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the story understates the stupidity that a Taco Bell employee will encounter on a regular basis.
Let's not forget the stupidity of the employees. I can't count the number of times the simplest of orders has been fucked up. One time I got a taco salad and asked for hot sauce. The girl closes the window and yells WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED HOT SAUCE FOR?!
Bitch, it's motherfucking Taco Bell. Give me the hot sauce and shut up. It's literally right there in arms reach. You don't have to go out back and spend an hour to simmer up a batch yourself!
I've worked in the service industry for years. So I fucking get it BUT. When I ask for NO SOUR CREAM, and they put sour cream on it anyway, I get so fucking livid. It's like, I'm asking you to literally do LESS fucking work. It's so infuriating.
You know it's because the line order cook isn't looking at the bump screen. Someone probably called the order down the line and the person making it stopped listening as soon as he heard bean burrito. I've had to stand inside a burger King before and wait as they remade my sandwich 4 times before it finally didn't have mayonnaise on it. The final time it was done right because the manager lost his mind and berated the line cook at each step of the way. I seriously don't know if the cook was legitimately retarded or if he just didn't care, but I swear to god almost right away the manager had to yell "DONT PUT MAYO ON THE BREAD I JUST TOLD YOU THREE TIMES NOW HE DOESNT WANT MAYO ON IT!". I kind of felt bad for the guy, but then I remembered when I worked in fast food and anytime I had a special order we always called it out as special and it got extra attention to make sure it was right. It seriously only takes above average communication and listening to get things done right the first time.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:04:02 on November 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once had to remake a pizza four times because me and the shift manager were too fucked up on xanax to get it right. It was like, a pep sausage or something i think.
Getting it wrong the first time is completely reasonable. I used to work at Maccas and I'd just look up and see Big Mac and make a Big Mac, so many times I didn't realise it was add sauce, no lettuce, ect etc. But, fucking up more than once is just stupid.
In short, line workers at fast food joints go into robot mode a lot of the time so it's understandable for them to stuff up a couple of special orders.
Yes, more unemployed people and welfare! Bring it on! Lol who the fuck would upvote this? Yeah sure I'll navigate streets full of homeless people that my tax dollars are keeping alive just so I get ketchup on my Big Mac.
If all jobs are automated, wtf cares if everyone gets welfare? It would be insane and a bit evil to demand everyone work for a living, if nobody needs to.
God I fucking hate mayonnaise.... I've been there plenty of times, so much so that now I just order something that doesn't even come with mayo on it so I don't have to deal with the anxiety of "did they actually listen and not put it on there"
LavanF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:07 on November 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to hate mayo too, but then I started making my own. So much better and I can select any spices I want.
kingeryck ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they're almost physically incapable of putting lettuce in EVERYTHING
Almost every time I ask for no lettuce, I get no lettuce. I just make sure to sound friendly, be polite and speak coherently. Then I ask for a shit ton of hot sauce at the window. Shit goes good on almost anything.
I've been know to say "if any part of my order has beans in it, take them off." I will return an order with beans on it everytime. I've also got 10 year service industry, so I know how annoying returned orders are, but I will not eat something with cat vomit refried beans on it.
laaanis ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:09:00 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who reads a greentext for reality? I want a ludicrous story of hilarious bullshit.
If she's eating Taco Bell in a BMW then she's an idiot. I can't think of a single menu item, except maybe a soda with a lid, that wouldn't explode all over.
say592 ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To you it is a BMW, a fine and expensive luxury car. To her, it's the thing she drives to yoga on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
I drive a BMW as well...and I don't eat Taco Bell in it...just saying.
say592 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:52:35 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drive an Infiniti, and I have no problem eating Taco Bell (or just about anything) in it. I like to keep it clean and nice, and I get it detailed a few times a year, but ultimately a little mess is nothing more than something that just has to be cleaned up.
I would probably feel differently if I was leasing it though.
Breakfast burritos and the beefy frito burrito. They're held in place by cheese and depression.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:19 on December 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I eat taco bell in a BMW about three times a week and it's fine. Except the one time someone was over the yellow line about to kill me and I punched the steering wheel with a burrito in my hand...
I worked at McDonalds. This guy came in and ordered a Big Mac with extra sauce.
A Big Mac came with 1 squirt on the top and 1 on the bottom. So I put 2 on top, 2 on bottom, you know, extra?
He comes back in furious he didn't get extra sauce, so I put like 8 squirts on top 8 on bottom. It was like Big Mac Sauce soup now.
He looks and is like "THANKS SO MUCH!" Ugh.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:21:06 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait was that a sarcastic thanks or a real one? I know every time I get bbq and ask for sauce they put a tiny ass splash on there. Ask for extra and I get what should be normal sauceage. Then I'm like please can I have some extra sauce, the. Bam shit is covered in glorious spicy smoky deliciousness. Truly grateful. My opinion on bbq is that the meat is only a delivery vector for the sauce. I've been known to just put sauce in a cup and drink it straight. Damn that carolina pulled pork soup.
Haha, we did the same thing with mustard at a burger place when I was much younger. The buns go through a conveyer belt system and have a relatively solid surface, but are flattened by the process. Stuck the mustard bottle tip into the top bun, and reinflated it with mustard.
Good times.
Polygonic ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:08:19 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so lovely.
Dirnol ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:12:31 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too be fair, I order extra creamy jalapeรฑo on my quesadilla every time I go to Taco Bell, which is an extra $0.30 charge but I love that shit. It doesn't matter which Taco Bell I go to, there is a 75% chance I get no creamy jalapeรฑo in my quesadilla. Taco Bell employees suck at reading tickets.
Near as I can tell without calling and getting the actual volume of the ladles, the scoop of red sauce is a TBSP. Or .5oz. So 11 scoops would yield 5.5 fluid ounces of sauce, or almost half a 12oz/330ml can of soda.
Have you ever eaten while driving? It may not explode everywhere but it gets on your hands, drips onto your lap and seat, you move around and it gets freaking everywhere.
Texting is worse because you're not looking at the road for long periods of time. Eating while driving is also a bad thing, but all I'm saying is that it should be possible to do on a stick shift.
...I never said it wasn't possible. Just that I don't do it. You do. Good for you. Don't kill anybody. You're saying I must be "just learning" because I don't do stupid shit like eating taco bell while I drive. That's pretty fucking dumb dude.
Stop being such a redditor. You don't need to look for an argument 100% of the time. You're seriously trying (unsolicited) to prove you're somehow better than me by explaining that not only do you eat lots of fast food, but you do it while driving stick, putting others lives at risk. Good for you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:34 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Health related means more like, if you have diabetes or low blood sugar that could cause you to pass out while driving and uou need to eat something with x amount of sugar in it. But if you're just mowing down on a burger while driving you'll get a ticket if it causes an accident or it makes you look distracted.
it could have been as simple as it sliding off the seat, which normally wouldn't have been a big deal, but because it was so full of sauce, it went everywhere. Have seen similar messes in cars
Jonkinch ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:09:33 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining she opened the wrapper of the burrito, hits a speed bump and then shit hits the fan
drmoocow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:18:27 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that happens about half an hour after she eats it.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:28:37 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could probably do it if I didn't have facial hair. It sticks out just enough that I have to be ready with a napkin at all times or risk looking absolutely disgusting by the time I'm done.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:46 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only problem I've ever had with structure is the tacos. Ingredients always fall out the sides. Some kind of folded taco would be nice. Same ingredients, just shape it like a burrito.
catsdaww ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:41 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did this when i worked at mcdonalds in high school. They wanted extra big mac sauce so i gave them extra sauce.... of course they got mad when the sandwich fell apart... really dude, duh?
I worked in restaurants and retail all my life. I hate people like this. Not the lady. The employee. 90% of the time my order is wrong so I get why she says that. The only time Taco Bell gets my order right (chicken burrito w/ extra avocado ranch) is when my friend is working. It sucks when you get home and find your order wrong. If it happens enough times, you learn to expect it. Don't further justify the bad opinion of us who do our jobs without harm to our customers. And yeah this is probably fake.
18hockey ยท 1021 points ยท Posted at 18:04:30 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know it's classic when anon says lel instead of kek
FkIForgotMyPassword ยท 245 points ยท Posted at 02:30:44 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Idk. I kinda agree but 4chan started using kek much before 2013. Wow is more than 10 years old.
JanitorGuss ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 02:54:01 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm, was spamming 'kekekekekkekekekekekekkeekk' on EQ as a teen.
cuddleskunk ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 11:32:46 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That actually has a different origin to "kek". "Kekekekekekeke" is actually the Korean onomatopoeia for snickering laughter. "Kek" as we think of it today is actually the result of typing "lol" into WoW chat and having it be read by a person on the opposing faction.
typical83 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 05:15:04 on December 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Not any member of the opposing faction. In Orcish, "lol" is "kek" but in common it is "bur."
alienccccombobreaker ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:36:42 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Then what is agthol?
typical83 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:21:11 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You've got me.
alienccccombobreaker ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Under my skin?
alienccccombobreaker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:28:45 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/sad :(
Ganzuul ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:58:07 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"kekekekek" was what Korean StarCraft players would say when they zerg-rushed your base early in a competitive game.
Flamecat42 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:52:47 on December 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kekekekek
McTouchButt ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 13:49:41 on November 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Also Diablo II, koreans were all about that shit.
ashes1032 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:50:44 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems to only have become widespread after lel dropped out of fashion.
WatchDogx ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:54:13 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Bur
Shayneros ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:12:32 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, been saying kek since 2006 boi. Where's my medal?
FkIForgotMyPassword ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:18:45 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But for how long have you been posting in 3-month old threads, and do you want a medal for that too?
Shayneros ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:02:26 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Damn straight I do!! Actually I forgot I was on Top: All Time for this sub haha
FkIForgotMyPassword ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:24 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I do that every now and then... Best case scenario, "This post has been archived blablabla".
ImAfuckinCat ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:03:22 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
What dat?
swiper33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:48 on January 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It says it's from 2013 so no
Not_An_Ambulance ยท 388 points ยท Posted at 15:57:06 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful
TedTheViking ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 13:25:25 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
So beautiful it apparently needed a mod post to let us know
Gosupanda ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:16:21 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's a repost. You can scroll down and find the same post in this sub a few months ago. Don't reward this shit as a mod. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Not_An_Ambulance ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 12:17:53 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
FYI... you were looking at the same post in two views.
iarrthora ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 14:33:08 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More importantly why wait 3 damn months to "call out" a repost?
Nebresto ยท 959 points ยท Posted at 17:24:01 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm leaving this here before someone comments "/r/thatHappened"
A story doesn't need to be true to be entertaining, shut up.
gizzardsmoothie ยท 551 points ยท Posted at 17:37:00 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The folks complaining about the unreality of the situation have clearly never worked in a public-facing job. If anything, the story understates the stupidity that a Taco Bell employee will encounter on a regular basis. Either way, though, I was entertained.
NoUrImmature ยท 159 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just having trouble imagining how they managed to get eleven damn scoops and the bean stuff into a tortilla.
Data_Monkey210 ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised what you can do with a flour tortilla. I worked with a guy at Waffle House that used to make chili wraps. Messy as hell to eat, but it stayed together until you bit into it.
gizzardsmoothie ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:33:53 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I would expect some (ok, a lot) of it to leak out.
ladyphlogiston ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 20:31:28 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If they did a careful wrapping job (possibly before adding the sauce), I bet it could stay in long enough to ruin her car.
oscillating000 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:51:49 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I know there's a way to do it, but considering how every single burrito-esque thing I order at Taco Bell is wrapped laughably wrong, I'm not buying it.
stringfree ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 01:20:08 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hate is an excellent motivator.
zurohki ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 04:12:33 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
People who don't give a shit about making food properly will be super careful about making it wrong in exactly the wrong way because fuck that bitch in the BMW.
essenoh2you ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:56:43 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have trouble imagining that the manager actually backed them up.
boynedmaster ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 05:41:15 on November 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
from what i interpreted, anon was the manager (or was at least lying and saying he was)
halcyoncmdr ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 20:17:53 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I have to admit after working in retail for 8 years now at various places. This scenario is entirely plausible. Do I think it actually happened? No, it was posted on 4Chan afterall. But it wouldn't surprise me at all if it were a video instead of a greentext.
aliendude5300 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 05:37:07 on November 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I believe this 100%. When I worked at Burger King and there were more than 3 extras for a single condiment, they were sure to get it. I have personally witnessed sandwiches with more mayo than meat get sent out.
robotzor ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:10:59 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Old post but relevant story you may enjoy!
I was at subway once, and this big guy was in front of me. Advanced big. He had a footlong and asked for mayo. She looked up at him, he said "more." A few more passes, "more" mayo was quickly piling up in a frightening manner. The man was not pleased and demanded further mayo. All eyes in the shop were on him in a mix of horror and disgust, as she slowly looked back up, pleading in her eyes to end this excruciating exercise in sandwich craft, and he wanted more. The bottle sputtered as it had been finished off. At this point he spared her with mercy and said it was enough. Closing that monstrosity must have been something else; I can't describe it adequately as I had to turn about at this point, although the squelching suctioning sounds told the whole story.
Nobody has seen him since, some say he is still adding mayo to this day.
kyousei8 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:09:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did this exact same thing with chipotle sauce when I was 16. They employees knew me by name because I would do it every single time one of my friends dragged me to the store every week.
Spoon_Elemental ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:30:33 on November 24, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I worked at Wal-Mart. I literally had a customer threaten to sue the entire store and every individual in it because we had to walk a locked item up to the register.
hakuna_tamata ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:08:20 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'd imagine the stupid in: stupid out ratio is probably pretty even at Taco Bell.
aspbergerinparadise ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:50:42 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
even when they're completely alone
-H-E-L-I-X- ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:12:00 on November 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Working a crappy job doesn't mean you're stupid. It just means you have a crappy job.
kingeryck ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:48:53 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Let's not forget the stupidity of the employees. I can't count the number of times the simplest of orders has been fucked up. One time I got a taco salad and asked for hot sauce. The girl closes the window and yells WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED HOT SAUCE FOR?!
Bitch, it's motherfucking Taco Bell. Give me the hot sauce and shut up. It's literally right there in arms reach. You don't have to go out back and spend an hour to simmer up a batch yourself!
Shakezula69iiinne ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 19:22:39 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've worked in the service industry for years. So I fucking get it BUT. When I ask for NO SOUR CREAM, and they put sour cream on it anyway, I get so fucking livid. It's like, I'm asking you to literally do LESS fucking work. It's so infuriating.
PapaBlessDotCom ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 22:41:16 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know it's because the line order cook isn't looking at the bump screen. Someone probably called the order down the line and the person making it stopped listening as soon as he heard bean burrito. I've had to stand inside a burger King before and wait as they remade my sandwich 4 times before it finally didn't have mayonnaise on it. The final time it was done right because the manager lost his mind and berated the line cook at each step of the way. I seriously don't know if the cook was legitimately retarded or if he just didn't care, but I swear to god almost right away the manager had to yell "DONT PUT MAYO ON THE BREAD I JUST TOLD YOU THREE TIMES NOW HE DOESNT WANT MAYO ON IT!". I kind of felt bad for the guy, but then I remembered when I worked in fast food and anytime I had a special order we always called it out as special and it got extra attention to make sure it was right. It seriously only takes above average communication and listening to get things done right the first time.
hakuna_tamata ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 01:16:51 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I bet the dude was stoned out of his mind.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:04:02 on November 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I once had to remake a pizza four times because me and the shift manager were too fucked up on xanax to get it right. It was like, a pep sausage or something i think.
holdencawffle ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:08:23 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
These are the guys and gals that want $15 an hour here in California
I think I see where this is going before i hit save
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:16:31 on February 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
39 days late but Maybe they'd do a good job if they were paid better wages
TheCuriousAquarist ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:34:22 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Getting it wrong the first time is completely reasonable. I used to work at Maccas and I'd just look up and see Big Mac and make a Big Mac, so many times I didn't realise it was add sauce, no lettuce, ect etc. But, fucking up more than once is just stupid. In short, line workers at fast food joints go into robot mode a lot of the time so it's understandable for them to stuff up a couple of special orders.
stringfree ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 01:22:04 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Automation can't come soon enough.
When you're less flexible than the textbook definition of a robot, wtf are you doing handling food.
-H-E-L-I-X- ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:16:06 on November 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, more unemployed people and welfare! Bring it on! Lol who the fuck would upvote this? Yeah sure I'll navigate streets full of homeless people that my tax dollars are keeping alive just so I get ketchup on my Big Mac.
This whole thread is some /r/latestagecapitalism shit
stringfree ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:58:21 on November 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If all jobs are automated, wtf cares if everyone gets welfare? It would be insane and a bit evil to demand everyone work for a living, if nobody needs to.
faceplant4269 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:13:08 on January 3, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because bootstraps
mephron ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:13:54 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Order a Quarter Pounder no cheese sometime.
It took five tries, two from the manager, last time, before I got it.
robotzor ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:14:02 on December 5, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well yeah, Ronald himself forbids removing the sacred square. They probably had to phone the exception request all the way up the chain to the clown.
Shakezula69iiinne ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:48:28 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
God I fucking hate mayonnaise.... I've been there plenty of times, so much so that now I just order something that doesn't even come with mayo on it so I don't have to deal with the anxiety of "did they actually listen and not put it on there"
LavanF ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:40:07 on November 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I used to hate mayo too, but then I started making my own. So much better and I can select any spices I want.
kingeryck ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:38:09 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think they're almost physically incapable of putting lettuce in EVERYTHING
noobaddition ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:48:35 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Almost every time I ask for no lettuce, I get no lettuce. I just make sure to sound friendly, be polite and speak coherently. Then I ask for a shit ton of hot sauce at the window. Shit goes good on almost anything.
gizzardsmoothie ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 22:02:26 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's uncanny how being friendly leads to better service. The lady in OP's story, sadly, is unlikely to ever realize this.
holdencawffle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:10:58 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always pleasant, I haven't had any issues for a while.
Plus I kind of just decided to like everything, so much easier than complicating orders.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:05:01 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
After ai discovered lactase tablets the whole world of fast food opened up to me. "What would you like to order?" "Surprise me fam." "Say no more."
There are very few things I will not eat. Raw onions for example. Unless it's on a burger, because it belongs there.
kingeryck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:31 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I almost always find a piece
THECrew42 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:44:10 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's more due to lazy grabbing of items leading to cross contamination than anything. I mean, just look at like a Chipotle serving line.
hakuna_tamata ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:14:46 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I've been know to say "if any part of my order has beans in it, take them off." I will return an order with beans on it everytime. I've also got 10 year service industry, so I know how annoying returned orders are, but I will not eat something with
cat vomitrefried beans on it.laaanis ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:09:00 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who reads a greentext for reality? I want a ludicrous story of hilarious bullshit.
YipRocHeresy ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:19:58 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. Anybody that would post this to r/thatHappened is fucking retarded.
holdencawffle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:21 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reality presented in a comical fashion, punctuated with auspicious acts of ludicrous bullshit
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:09:27 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
All stories posted here are fictions and falsehoods. Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact.
303darthbobby ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:20:05 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
have worked in fast food. this definitely might have happened.
and_rice ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:53:00 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Even if its not true, it seems like an artistic work of fiction and I can appreciate that
_Here_for_the_Porn_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:19:49 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometime, somewhere in the world, this exact story probably did happen.
just_a_random_dood ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:03:52 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with you, and you can also direct the idiots to /r/nothingeverhappens.
Drzhivago138 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:57:16 on November 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't the motto of 4chan something like "only an idiot would believe any of this happened"?
robophile-ta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:21:27 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Basically the entire point of 4chan greentext. Even if it probably didn't happen, it's damn funny.
SocksofGranduer ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 13:07:31 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Seems perfect for a x-post to r/maliciouscompliance
That moment when you realize you were stoked to recommend a sub Reddit for a post but then realized it fit so well because it was already there.
FUZxxl ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 18:25:04 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is /r/maliciouscompliance.
SocksofGranduer ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 18:53:29 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.... I realized that like 20 minutes after posting this...
Fishman23 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:44:07 on December 7, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If only someone could post this to reddit.
alienccccombobreaker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 12:37:38 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Or digg...
Rest in peace.
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SpoopsThePalindrome ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 17:46:12 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If she's eating Taco Bell in a BMW then she's an idiot. I can't think of a single menu item, except maybe a soda with a lid, that wouldn't explode all over.
say592 ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
To you it is a BMW, a fine and expensive luxury car. To her, it's the thing she drives to yoga on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
TedTheViking ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 13:28:02 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully she does yoga before eating taco bell, can you imagine?
"All right everyone, now touch your toes"
THPBBBBBBT
"Janice, that was gross. I think we need a mop over here."
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:53:32 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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say592 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:37:38 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Stuff wipes off of leather pretty easily too.
holdencawffle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:13:33 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )
SpoopsThePalindrome ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:33:39 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drive a BMW as well...and I don't eat Taco Bell in it...just saying.
say592 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 12:52:35 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I drive an Infiniti, and I have no problem eating Taco Bell (or just about anything) in it. I like to keep it clean and nice, and I get it detailed a few times a year, but ultimately a little mess is nothing more than something that just has to be cleaned up.
I would probably feel differently if I was leasing it though.
captainkaleb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:37:34 on February 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where I live, BMWs are thought of as cheap piles of shit.
alcoholocaust3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:21:54 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Where's that?
captainkaleb ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:29 on February 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sweden, BMWs are ghetto cars.
Montoor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:05:40 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You'll probably be ok with a crunchwrap but good point.
SoundOfDrums ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:33:08 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, the Taco Bell near me can't manage to ever put the drink lid on securely so it pops off if you pick it up too strongly.
I_was_once_America ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:20:36 on January 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast burritos and the beefy frito burrito. They're held in place by cheese and depression.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:14:19 on December 27, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I eat taco bell in a BMW about three times a week and it's fine. Except the one time someone was over the yellow line about to kill me and I punched the steering wheel with a burrito in my hand...
holdencawffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:45 on January 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Should have thrown the burrito OUT of the window at the offending fuckblob
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:17:20 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But then how would you eat it? That's a despicable waste.
svperstarr ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:06:09 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
lol I did something similar in High School
I worked at McDonalds. This guy came in and ordered a Big Mac with extra sauce.
A Big Mac came with 1 squirt on the top and 1 on the bottom. So I put 2 on top, 2 on bottom, you know, extra?
He comes back in furious he didn't get extra sauce, so I put like 8 squirts on top 8 on bottom. It was like Big Mac Sauce soup now.
He looks and is like "THANKS SO MUCH!" Ugh.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:21:06 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wait was that a sarcastic thanks or a real one? I know every time I get bbq and ask for sauce they put a tiny ass splash on there. Ask for extra and I get what should be normal sauceage. Then I'm like please can I have some extra sauce, the. Bam shit is covered in glorious spicy smoky deliciousness. Truly grateful. My opinion on bbq is that the meat is only a delivery vector for the sauce. I've been known to just put sauce in a cup and drink it straight. Damn that carolina pulled pork soup.
svperstarr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:43:08 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well if drinking Big Mac sauce was his thing I guess lol
Birdyer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:22:06 on January 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
SLUUUURRRRRP
SoundOfDrums ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:32:00 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, we did the same thing with mustard at a burger place when I was much younger. The buns go through a conveyer belt system and have a relatively solid surface, but are flattened by the process. Stuck the mustard bottle tip into the top bun, and reinflated it with mustard.
Good times.
Polygonic ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:08:19 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's so lovely.
Dirnol ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:12:31 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Too be fair, I order extra creamy jalapeรฑo on my quesadilla every time I go to Taco Bell, which is an extra $0.30 charge but I love that shit. It doesn't matter which Taco Bell I go to, there is a 75% chance I get no creamy jalapeรฑo in my quesadilla. Taco Bell employees suck at reading tickets.
SuicidalKirby ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:41:52 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Just ask for a side of it. Then you can always check to make sure you got it.
Pbtwerkacct ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:07 on December 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Mind if I ask what "creamy jalapeno" is? I've never heard of it before but it sounds like something I'd like.
Dirnol ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:16:50 on December 12, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like crack but better. I don't really know what's in it, but I know you can buy a bottle of it at Walmart. It's tangy and spicy and delicious
ScientificMeth0d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:06 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Well you know, I mean they are Taco Bell employees so...
MoneyTreeFiddy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:09:05 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Near as I can tell without calling and getting the actual volume of the ladles, the scoop of red sauce is a TBSP. Or .5oz. So 11 scoops would yield 5.5 fluid ounces of sauce, or almost half a 12oz/330ml can of soda.
HighOnGoofballs ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 16:27:34 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Because when you take a bite of something messy it explodes all over the car....
parkerlreed ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 16:55:47 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever eaten while driving? It may not explode everywhere but it gets on your hands, drips onto your lap and seat, you move around and it gets freaking everywhere.
Combative_Douche ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 18:42:25 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No? Who does?
parkerlreed ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I don't as much but I have been in a hurry a few times and driving was the only time I had to eat.
BugsHaveProtein ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Taco Bell is made to eat while driving
Combative_Douche ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:09:33 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't sound like it.
parkerlreed ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's not like it always does. It can be messy but they made their crunchwraps with driving in mind.
I can't find the commercial but it was some representative showing how it was made to not fall apart while eating on the go.
Combative_Douche ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:50:57 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I know. I'm not being serious. I drive stick, so I don't eat while I drive, but I'm well aware most people have.
Skullcrusher ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:50:18 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If you can't eat while driving stick, you really aren't driving stick, you're just learning.
Combative_Douche ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:04:02 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
But then how am I going to text?
Skullcrusher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:14:33 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Texting is worse because you're not looking at the road for long periods of time. Eating while driving is also a bad thing, but all I'm saying is that it should be possible to do on a stick shift.
Combative_Douche ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:23 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...I never said it wasn't possible. Just that I don't do it. You do. Good for you. Don't kill anybody. You're saying I must be "just learning" because I don't do stupid shit like eating taco bell while I drive. That's pretty fucking dumb dude.
Stop being such a redditor. You don't need to look for an argument 100% of the time. You're seriously trying (unsolicited) to prove you're somehow better than me by explaining that not only do you eat lots of fast food, but you do it while driving stick, putting others lives at risk. Good for you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:34 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Username is relevant
Combative_Douche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:12 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good one.
Skullcrusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:47 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
k
Rasip ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:03:27 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most Americans.
fuzzyblackyeti ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:15:27 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people. It semi recently became illegal to eat while driving in Wisconsin.
Unless it's like. Health related.
Caddan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:38 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It did? Oops.
Tyu248 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:37 on February 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Eating keeps me alive, so that's health related?
Does that fall under distracted driving though? I eat a lot while driving, and I never knew this about WI. Just wanting to avoid a ticket hah.
fuzzyblackyeti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:24:43 on February 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Health related means more like, if you have diabetes or low blood sugar that could cause you to pass out while driving and uou need to eat something with x amount of sugar in it. But if you're just mowing down on a burger while driving you'll get a ticket if it causes an accident or it makes you look distracted.
noobaddition ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:31 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I do... Though usually not taco bell. Pizza, chicken, burgers... Sure.
knightfelt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:58 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody.
BlueSignRedLight ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:45:48 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
With that much sauce it probably exploded out of the wrapper.
303darthbobby ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:21:18 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
it could have been as simple as it sliding off the seat, which normally wouldn't have been a big deal, but because it was so full of sauce, it went everywhere. Have seen similar messes in cars
Jonkinch ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:09:33 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining she opened the wrapper of the burrito, hits a speed bump and then shit hits the fan
drmoocow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:18:27 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No, that happens about half an hour after she eats it.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:28:37 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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kingeryck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:49:29 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who eats a burrito while driving?
inibrius ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:33:57 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
do you not?
techiejames ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:30:34 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
No. That shit is messy as fuck.
ToS63 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:01 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Now I feel like a fat ass.
I ate a Steak Quesarito while driving a few days ago and didn't make a single mess...
ThirdFloorGreg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:40:20 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I could probably do it if I didn't have facial hair. It sticks out just enough that I have to be ready with a napkin at all times or risk looking absolutely disgusting by the time I'm done.
LarryfromFinance ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:01:35 on November 26, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna say I think our usernames go together fairly well
"Hey can you run this up to Greg on the 3rd floor ?"
BAAT-G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:20 on February 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Those are my favorite!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:32 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Burritos are wrapped in a device that holds it together. It's literally designed to be portable.
techiejames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:12 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And still, Taco Bell messes that up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:46 on January 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Only problem I've ever had with structure is the tacos. Ingredients always fall out the sides. Some kind of folded taco would be nice. Same ingredients, just shape it like a burrito.
Missy_Elliott_Smith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:24 on January 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You mean a soft taco?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:07 on January 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but like roll it up so the ingredients don't fall out.
BAAT-G ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:03 on February 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So a taquito?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:24 on February 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, tacquitos are fried.
Like a burrito. But with.... hold up, that's just a burrito I'm thinking of.
BAAT-G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:45 on February 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So an unfried chimichanga?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on February 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, just a burrito. But with the ingredients of the taco.
BAAT-G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:34:47 on February 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty much Taco Bell's entire menu style. They only have like 7 ingredients.
just_a_random_dood ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:45 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
the lady aparently
catsdaww ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:41 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I did this when i worked at mcdonalds in high school. They wanted extra big mac sauce so i gave them extra sauce.... of course they got mad when the sandwich fell apart... really dude, duh?
Blackfelixyz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:58 on March 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i'd love something like that, but everytime i order extra sauce i really can't tell if there's extra sauce
Computermaster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:57:04 on November 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You know what BMW stands for don't you?
Bitch's Motor Wagon.
dickpicmck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:25:32 on January 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I worked in restaurants and retail all my life. I hate people like this. Not the lady. The employee. 90% of the time my order is wrong so I get why she says that. The only time Taco Bell gets my order right (chicken burrito w/ extra avocado ranch) is when my friend is working. It sucks when you get home and find your order wrong. If it happens enough times, you learn to expect it. Don't further justify the bad opinion of us who do our jobs without harm to our customers. And yeah this is probably fake.
WilliamBott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:01 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
rekt
Mndless ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:51:40 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This was so much better than I could have hoped.
miguel1226 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:09 on December 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I saw "i know what do" and knew it would be golden.
OriginalPostSearcher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:57:30 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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quantumturnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:42 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Good work, bot.
Jolator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:05 on November 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Anon has peaked
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:23 on November 10, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
oh m gosh. that's hilarious!
agrajagthemighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:49 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
that sounds fucking delicious.
UsuallyInappropriate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:19:47 on November 11, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
top lelz
girlontheground ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:08 on February 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I, too, love the sauce.