How KH3 should’ve ended

🎙️ tveye363 · 1287 points · Posted at 23:01:35 on February 19, 2019 · (Permalink)


Guerilla935 · 273 points · Posted at 23:14:47 on February 19, 2019 · (Permalink)

I'm getting this guy a resume for square

SoraForBestBoy · 66 points · Posted at 05:22:03 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Honestly, I would have appreciated it if Kairi at least fought back against Xemnas or Master Xehanort, I mean Belle did for Xaldin

Level_27_Gay · 10 points · Posted at 17:48:35 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Who would land a hit against organization XIII

a Disney princess whose whole premise is being a willful prisoner and development of Stockholm syndrome

Or

A girl who has traversed several worlds. trained under a powerful sorcerer in a magical time dimension, with the second most powerful weapon in existence?

Deyask-The_Megumim · 28 points · Posted at 06:54:34 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

She could pass her keyblade to her other freaking hand and beat the living crap out of xemnas face

crossingcaelum · 20 points · Posted at 11:24:42 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I’ve always wanted to see someone summon their keyblade inside someone else. It would’ve been metal as fuck to see kairi do that even accidentally

RovingRaft · 6 points · Posted at 14:41:53 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Riku did the same in DDD while Ansem SOD was literally on top of him, dunno why Kairi couldn't attempt it at least

Deyask-The_Megumim · 5 points · Posted at 14:45:12 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Becouse she is not aword kicking awensome heroic and indipendent woman like manga kairy

lileenleen · 3 points · Posted at 05:49:48 on February 21, 2019 · (Permalink)

MANGA KAIRI IS GOAT KAIRI

Jorymo · 4 points · Posted at 18:06:46 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

She was grabbed by the arm; the ultimate technique against any female character!

Frogsama86 · 2 points · Posted at 11:44:44 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I mean Belle did for Xaldin

For everyone's reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwln7eW_9GU

[deleted] · -120 points · Posted at 23:52:48 on February 19, 2019 · (Permalink)*

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Guerilla935 · 28 points · Posted at 00:10:33 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

That's a little excessive dog, sorry I used shorthand I guess ...

MorshuKing · -80 points · Posted at 00:21:25 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

no problem! just makes perornoid when to see, once a name is too missing an extra word. have good week! 🙂

Rattaoli · 13 points · Posted at 04:17:58 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Rip this man's karma

CSKingMartin · 5 points · Posted at 05:09:26 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Once you reach negative karma it goes back around and becomes positive again

_Dia_ · 3 points · Posted at 06:54:18 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

It's all good Morshu, I get the concern.

vampiresgirlfriend · 26 points · Posted at 01:23:02 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Let's all show square ebix some respect.

Kureiton · 11 points · Posted at 01:42:26 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Everyone on this sub knows what he's referring to when he says Square so trying to correct him is extremely pedantic and unnecessary. People shorten words in casual conversation all the time, so you might want to get used to not seeing Enix on this sub a lot

Kasai_Kame · 8 points · Posted at 04:07:59 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I think you mean “ebix”

_Dia_ · 3 points · Posted at 06:55:30 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

The only time I see 'enix' here is when people say 'Squeenix', or it's an article and the title is copied from the headline.

McZipper · 1 points · Posted at 08:34:40 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I used to work with them and they seem to use/be okay with "SQEX".

Falloutman399 · 6 points · Posted at 00:29:45 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

You good?

randomlightning · 11 points · Posted at 00:57:46 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Careful, he’s been infected by the emoji virus, prolonged contact could lead to you contracting it as well.

Skeptical_Squid11 · 1 points · Posted at 03:11:13 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I try really hard not to use emojis on reddit. But because most of my browsing is done on mobile and I use them often when talking to friends or quick responses to family I’ll catch myself using them in my comments.

KeybladeSpirit · 7 points · Posted at 01:47:12 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

bc it doesnt sound no good without enix...

Pre-merger Square would like a word with you.

uknownada · 13 points · Posted at 01:55:09 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

It didn't sound good so that's why they merged.

a19x7 · 170 points · Posted at 00:05:59 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

WAIT NOW THAT I READ IT WHERES PLUTO

reseph · 89 points · Posted at 01:12:10 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

And what was in the KH1 letter

a19x7 · 121 points · Posted at 01:13:01 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

„Yeet“ -King Micky

SoraForBestBoy · 22 points · Posted at 05:20:08 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s finally something referenced in a future title or simply forgotten in the Darkness within Darkness

StingKing456 · 10 points · Posted at 15:09:04 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Confirmed the letter says "lmao wtf is even going on - Mickey"

Jorymo · 7 points · Posted at 18:07:56 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Nothing. Pluto lured them to Castle Oblivion.

reseph · 2 points · Posted at 18:14:31 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Goddammit Pluto MoM.

McZipper · 51 points · Posted at 00:16:22 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Pluto is MoM.

a19x7 · 32 points · Posted at 00:16:52 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Im sure it is pence tho

PomTron · 38 points · Posted at 03:18:03 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Nah, it’s the character who was conspicuously missing from KH3.

Eeyore confirmed for MoM

SoraForBestBoy · 20 points · Posted at 05:19:03 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Pluto really should have been with Lea and Kairi as their own trio of sorts during KH3

Masterslol · 14 points · Posted at 09:38:20 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Pluto's in the Disney castle in the last cutscene.

drakeziani · 1 points · Posted at 07:52:14 on February 21, 2019 · (Permalink)

WHAT REALLY? HOW DID I MISS THIS WTF

Masterslol · 1 points · Posted at 08:06:06 on February 21, 2019 · (Permalink)

It's only for a few seconds and it's hard to see when you're crying

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:04:08 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

maybe you should finish the game first

a19x7 · 2 points · Posted at 17:06:03 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I did, my post was more something like „why is there not that much of Pluto?“. Just like what all people are thinking about namine for example ^ sorry if it came through wrong, English is not my native language.

Neborian · 77 points · Posted at 00:07:25 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

"he said in a silly high pitched voice"

You mean like "Come Kingdom Hearts!"

JokerIHardlyKnowHer · 40 points · Posted at 03:07:56 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

More like

High pitched voice

X-BLADE!!!

owenbicker · 3 points · Posted at 06:06:14 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

SHIINE

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 13:59:46 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

CUM GUARDIAN

Totinos_Pizza_Boy · 4 points · Posted at 14:22:39 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

SUBMIT

SoraDrive · 7 points · Posted at 07:14:15 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

His new VA is so bad it's embarrassing to watch.

RoxLOLZ · 25 points · Posted at 07:43:22 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Dont think he is as bad as he just doesnt have experience as Xehanort and with Leonard Neemoy doing him before our expectations were way too high

GoldenTengu07 · 11 points · Posted at 11:01:41 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Honestly, past his battle quotes, he's pretty okay; Definitely not the Xehanort we're used to, but I can appreciate his work.

RoxLOLZ · 8 points · Posted at 11:06:02 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Exactly, he can do the menacing dialogues well but when it comes to the battle parts or when he forges thw X-blade he was a bit dull

Sigma-Alpha_2 · 5 points · Posted at 16:24:50 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I find it weird that with all the other well-known voice actors who were replaced, like Christopher Lee, we got very accurate sound-a-likes. I'm sure it can't be that hard to find a more accurate Spock impersonator.

Jorymo · 3 points · Posted at 18:09:00 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I think Corey Burton made Ansem sound exactly like Yen Sid

mkelley22 · 19 points · Posted at 07:38:39 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

It's sad because he's literally a fantastic actor.

Trodain8 · 6 points · Posted at 11:56:28 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Still hasn't recovered from being fired from Wayne Industries

mkelley22 · 6 points · Posted at 13:42:28 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Or being a replicant

raze2012 · 3 points · Posted at 17:47:18 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I agree but only because I was expecting gruff old voice like Nimoy. Not much you can do there given the circumstances, though.

kmuhammad21 · 86 points · Posted at 23:16:36 on February 19, 2019 · (Permalink)

I feel like Just A Pancake could make this happen. Would probably be titled “How KH3 should have ended”

SoraForBestBoy · 28 points · Posted at 05:17:27 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I personally love he made one of his memes into an actual payoff

“My name! Spelled backwards! Is DISNEY!

SpyroThBandicoot · 2 points · Posted at 20:11:05 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

"...and also my name spelled backwards is di-oh they are already gone"

Three_Toed_Squire · 27 points · Posted at 03:12:08 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

NightWaIker · 17 points · Posted at 08:34:06 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Trust me, he ain't walking away after this...

Enix10234 · 14 points · Posted at 04:20:04 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY

roninwolf1981 · 9 points · Posted at 04:44:37 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

PLEASE...OH BABY...

Yusuf18 · 6 points · Posted at 06:10:00 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

DON’T GO

CliffordMoreau · 56 points · Posted at 00:46:27 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

God, I don't know where this fucking copypasta comes from. The earliest I saw it was months before Infinity War, where Thanos yells "WOWIE ZOWIE! MY INFINITY STONES!"

NorfolkTerrier · 24 points · Posted at 03:06:40 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I think the IW version is the original. I love seeing it in other contexts.

billy_UDic · 5 points · Posted at 16:54:07 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

i legit thought it was the screenplay frpm an Adam Sandler movie

GUARDIAN_ANGEL1234 · 15 points · Posted at 00:32:31 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I imagined this whole thing in my head. This is hilarious lol.

yancey123 · 14 points · Posted at 02:34:04 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Eerie how easy it was to invision this

Sea-Salt · 12 points · Posted at 07:37:08 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Kingdom Hearts, if it was a Disney Channel Original Movie.

Aeternelle · 9 points · Posted at 01:01:29 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Someone, somewhere, animate this.

Filling_In_The_Owl · 7 points · Posted at 01:15:59 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I need voice actors.

spoon_balls · 4 points · Posted at 06:41:19 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

On my way.

Mutant_Dragon · 6 points · Posted at 08:02:14 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)*

How do you delete someone else's post?

DezzNutsInYoFace · 5 points · Posted at 00:44:56 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

4CHAN IS WATCHING YOU!!!

Art0fGuilt · 4 points · Posted at 01:26:13 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

The feelings mutual...

Megamage854 · 5 points · Posted at 04:44:41 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

You forgot to add that it was so painful, the other people who’ve been Norted can feel it.

anthonyk1225 · 6 points · Posted at 00:12:09 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Omg why is this so funny

VelvetSphincter · 3 points · Posted at 15:12:19 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Oh yeah Pluto wasn't in the game.

RePoisn · 2 points · Posted at 11:24:48 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I need an actual rendition of this. Please.

i need it

Sofpug · 2 points · Posted at 13:26:26 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Xemnas: Even I felt that...

BigItalianBeenus · 2 points · Posted at 17:16:53 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

x-blade

x-blade

x-blade

Kalbex · 3 points · Posted at 23:23:00 on February 19, 2019 · (Permalink)

Dank

27ricky04 · 4 points · Posted at 06:09:54 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Yen Sid:"also my name spelled backwards is disney" Cut.

digitaldrummer · 1 points · Posted at 06:17:44 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Wowie. Zowie.

Sardorim · 1 points · Posted at 11:30:16 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

I really wished the other Keyblade users fought in it.

Like each phase they switch out.

Riku and Mickey first (only to get swatted away later), then Roxas and Xion (with them getting locked in a barrier), followed by Ventus and Aqua (who both get a beating to protect Sora), and ending with Terra joining in (as he wants revenge and cant stand Aqua and Ventus getting hurt) with a returning Sora while Donald and Goofy revive Sora who ends it.

robbieloviscek · 1 points · Posted at 12:33:48 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Bruh you got me crying on the bus😢😢😢😢such an emotional ending

LazOps · 1 points · Posted at 15:49:56 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Okay I believe you

akane_thorn · 1 points · Posted at 18:15:42 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

Thank you /v/, very cool

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:16:38 on February 20, 2019 · (Permalink)

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