Scumbag phil

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ blacoz97 ยท 358 points ยท Posted at 18:15:32 on September 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)


nixxxi ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:24:09 on September 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

This guy's jokes are always hilarious. Him hitting on Aqua was so funny.

GreyouTT ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 00:52:00 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sea-Salt ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:43:45 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Everybody was mackin' on Aqua in that level. Phil definitely had the least subtlety about it, though.

"You and she ain't got the same attributes, if ya know what I mean."

iwillyel ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:58:11 on September 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, Hades probably gave the heartless passes.

Mantronus ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:31:22 on September 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

And he still says Sora isn't a real hero even after he consistently wins every single tournament they put on, which includes defeating Hercules and Hades.

Nightynightynight ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 08:57:48 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

For most part of the movie, Hercules wasn't considered a true hero either despite of his strength and regardless of how many bad guys and monsters he defeated. Only when he was in a situation where his strength didn't help him and he was willing to die to save someone else, did they call him a true hero.
Maybe Phil is waiting to see something like that from Sora as well.

Mantronus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:12:46 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Fair point. Sora did go on to stab himself in the heart to save Kairi (among other things) But I guess seeing as it all happened away from Olympus, Phil will never find out about any of it.

Nightynightynight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:44 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that moment also popped into my mind while I was writing my comment. Either way, I'm pretty sure something will happen in KH3 on Olympus that will make Sora be a true hero there.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:24:23 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Phil, I've literally saved all of the worlds, fought like 18 variations of the most dangerous dude in the galaxy, and beat the ever-loving shit out of everyone in this Coliseum.

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Nope, go hit those vases around.

Nightynightynight ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:53:33 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Phil is a fair but strict teacher. Hitting those vases will definitely come in handy for Sora one day.

mrhonk123 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:24:24 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Hercules and hades

Think about that for a moment, Phil.

nueonetwo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:24:05 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Sephiroth... think about THAT Phil.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:22 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

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supersaiyandragons ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:48:36 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

No in Kingdom Hearts 1, when you beat Herc (which is canon btw) he said he wasn't even holding back. And this is pre-KH2

ReesesPses ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:29:29 on September 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

That's cause heartless look badass while Soras a little boy.

izlude7027 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:12 on September 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Yes... badass...

captaintaco2345 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:56:10 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

KICK IT DANNY

luigikiller1000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:25:08 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

AND DANNY DEVITO THAT TALKS TO YA. KICK IT DEHNNY.

Saikaku ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:29:15 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

JEHCK-OO KHOOKHOO

luigikiller1000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:31:55 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

ILL GET MY SWOORD FOR YA DEHNNY.

RyeKnox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:04:01 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Jump Get up on the hydra's back! Edit: I made a booboo

vivvav ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:02:19 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't it "Get up"?

MezzaCorux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:25:07 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

The thing is that most of the games are about fighting monsters hence the Titans being in it as well as Cerberus and Hades. They get free pass as villians/monsters while heroes have to earn it.

Larkos17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:05 on September 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. It's better than Phil treating Sora like a villain. My real concern isn't that Phil let the Heartless in but that the heartless managed to fill out an application form. (And there are forms, Hades produces one in a cutscene.)

I am now picturing a Big Body or a Shadow trying to fill out a form. Can't picture the floating elemental thingies do it though...

Sea-Salt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:02 on September 2, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Enter the GAAAAAMES.

CrippleAsian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:50:36 on September 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta Get Ready for the GYAAAMES.