I'll just tear up all this money cuz I'm fucking stupid.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ StarryJunglePlanet ยท 80744 points ยท Posted at 13:16:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)


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terragthegreat ยท 10705 points ยท Posted at 14:03:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Good for him, working to lower the inflation of the dollar.

flyingtacodog ยท 5958 points ยท Posted at 15:03:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thus increasing the value of his allowance. This kid is a genius

apgtimbough ยท 1055 points ยท Posted at 15:40:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A young Milton Friedman.

shizzler ยท 670 points ยท Posted at 15:49:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"it wasn't me Ma, the invisible hand tore up the money!"

hagamablabla ยท 452 points ยท Posted at 17:03:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A visible hand is about to beat that ass.

arrghslash ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mom? What are you doing on reddit?

[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 20:43:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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hagamablabla ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:46:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck, this one is better.

Chaosfreak610 ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:07:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Christ lmao

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:01:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But mom Im a classical liberal! I was trying to teach you that money you make is best kept and spent by you!

DCraigs ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 16:47:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Parents always told me my economics classes will pay off.... itโ€™s nice to finally reap what I sowed

doggo_no_listen ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:59:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Funny, the only thing I took from my econ class is that personal relationships go farther than professional competency. I never did the homework in that class but got an A because I built a solid relationship with my teacher.

FriskFlautist ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kinky

doggo_no_listen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Only way to live.

BrownLakai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhh.. good ol' macro econ. About to have that class right now.

Yahoo_Seriously ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This comment is gold. Unfortunately, the kid's allowance wasn't.

On second thought, that kid's stupid. He doesn't deserve gold. You do, though.

march9191 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:32:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

His delta income just went down guess he isnโ€™t buying more candy anytime soo

ScrubKaiser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How are you supposed to tear up the money with broken hands?

NergiSlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:58 on December 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"A demon tore it up, so I want to stay in this jail cell"

cyril0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:22 on March 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I love it when ignorant people completely misunderstand concepts. The invisible hand just represents emergent properties of very complex systems. Do you know anything about evolution? Is there any oversight to how species evolve to adapt to their environment? Is it done purposefully? Economics behave exactly the same way, it is an interplay of demand and markets that exist with billions of actors and iterate incredibly quickly always converging towards solutions that serve the most the best.

shizzler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:34 on March 5, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

It was a joke, get over yourself.

[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:26:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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apgtimbough ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:17:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just let me make my monetary policy joke!

google_it_bruh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:25:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i learneded something today.

PedanticPaladin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:17:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No one with even a basic understanding of how currency works wants deflation.

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:21:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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TheLawsy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn, you sure showed him.

Vivite_liberi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:52 on October 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not entirely true. Low inflation is typically just a symptom of the economy doing โ€˜wellโ€™. In that regard itโ€™s appreciated, but on its own inflation is generally a bad thing/not a good thing.

PokeMasterWrath ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The more I read about Milton Friedman the more I hate him

harryassburger-il ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this is a good place to tell me a joke

N0tUrAverageJoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:42:21 on November 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Happy cake day!

QuincyPondexter ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 17:34:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œDig up that dead jew Milton Friedman. He's a nobel peace prize winner, Motherfucking economic major. You dig up that dead jew. Ask milton friedman, dead jew Corpse, what he thinks about the Current economic crisis, and he Would tell you, 'you better Strengthen up your shit pussy, Baby, 'cause this whole economy Is going downโ€™โ€

caveman512 ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 15:54:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 15:51:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

/r/personalfinance is leaking.

Felix_Tholomyes ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:28:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds more like something /r/wallstreetbets would do

anafuckboi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:46:00 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No sadly not even r/wallstreetbets is this autistic lol

Kristo00 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:22:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
kevinzhao860 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:18:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

He doesnโ€™t have a value of his allowance if he ripped it all up though.

DuckDodgersIV ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:40:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Future* allowance

There, i corrected it.

PsychicSidekikk419 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You laugh at those pieces now but just you wait

MigRam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thus, demonstrating

PH_Prime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:19:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Playing the long game, I see.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Playing the long game.

HorusKane13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:37:27 on October 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Couple hundred more and he gets a 2 cent raise!

Koperian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You mean the allowance he doesn't get anymore?

UnSCo ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 15:51:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[Ron Paul intensifies]

LowAPM ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 16:22:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid asks for gold next week. Says all fiat is bullshit. Jokes on him, I transfer him garlicoin.

Gone_Gary_T ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:38:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I always muddle up Ron Paul and Ron Jeremy for some reason. One of them wouldn't mind.

ShitClicker ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:08:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Theyโ€™re both heroes

JasonUncensored ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:58:54 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They've both interacted with thousands of vaginas each.

ShadowSwipe ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 16:41:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isnt intentional destruction of money illegal also?

[deleted] ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 17:59:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, send your 7 year old to max security for committing a felony.

badIV ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SLPT: Want extra money? Send your kids to prison.

Mmswhook ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:27:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of life pro tip is that?

scrufdawg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:27:47 on October 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

SLPT = Shitty Life Pro Tip, so, in this case, a shitty one.

Trans_Girl_Crying ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

America in a nutshell

CallTheOptimist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:15:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bake him away, toys.

Ionlavender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:46 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Time to administer justice.

[deleted] ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 16:32:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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Bacon_is_a_condiment ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 17:17:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The vast majority of money created is electronic, not physical.

Well_and_Good ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 17:19:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What if throw the computers into the bonfire as well?

CoyoteTheFatal ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:25:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then yes, that would definitively fix Venezuela for sure.

BearViaMyBread ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think this should be "definitely" and not "definitively", but I don't know shit about shit.

CoyoteTheFatal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:35:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah I meant โ€œdefinitivelyโ€

SansFiltre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We did it reddit!

Next, let's fix world hunger.

Insane_Artist ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:26:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Easy, just throw hunger into the bonfire.

routerere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

As a bos taurus coprologist, I can indeed confirm that this would work.

Reddit91210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:55 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œWe have technology..โ€ beats it with computer - Patrick Star

Eatfudd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The money is in the computers?

Impetus_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Computers don't hold money dingus. We need to burn down the internet.

Armin_Studios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But isnโ€™t the internet run on a bunch of a computers?

To burn down the internet, you would need to burn down the servers. No servers, no internet

Insane_Artist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:26:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What if you just went ahead and threw Venuzuela into the fire?

Warga5m ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well itโ€™ll certainly do more good than socialism did.

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:18:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To some extent but the value of a dollar is also based largely on trust in a government. Not to mention that amount of currency that exists on computers.

If Venezuela rendered all existing currency illegal to own or use and printed a new one in limited amounts, it would still be worthless because nobody would trust that currency to retain its value.

TheMetaphysicalSlug ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:18:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

By Jove heโ€™s cracked it! Quick everyone burn your money!

(Seriously though, I wonder what effect that would have?)

AnemographicSerial ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:45:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, because the overlords would just print more.

OrganicContribution ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just that by itself? No.

It would have to be something that the government and market actually accepts. Just like they can print more money, they can also make all banks hold/not lend out/destroy a certain amount, so that the actual amount of bills in circulation is lower by a significant amount.

Just burning a lot of cash without any accounting wouldn't do anything since the market that sets the value of the currency doesn't know about it, so it will never be reflected in it's worth.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No. To fix their over inflated currency they just take a few zeros off the products cost.

froggleblocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No.

EnolaLGBT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

See modern economic theory. I donโ€™t know enough about economics to refute it, but they say that itโ€™s possible to print all the money you need without causing inflation, and taxes are then used to remove money from circulation.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It seems like this is easier said than done.

TrymWS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, because Venezuela isn't only about having an owerflow of the currency, but that noone wants the currency due to the way the govnerment is controlling it.

That currency is a lost cause even if there's only 1 bolivar left.

Azureik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:26 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As a Venezuelan, I say no, because money bills are scarce and the inorganic money that leads our inflation is digital.

3_Thumbs_Up ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:42:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All they need to do is stop printing money (both physical and digital money). Inflation can't go on without a steady creation of new money.

If prices increased faster than the money supply, then eventually everything would cost more than there are money in existence. This is obviously impossible, and proves that there is some kind of roof on prices without money creation.

There has not been a single hyperinflationary event in the world that's not correlated to massive money creation as well.

TrymWS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't sound like you know what inflation really is.

Inflation can occur even if there is no increase in money.

If the population has lost confidence/trust in the currency everyone wants to get rid of it, and the available amount of the currency will increase, which will cause unsustainable inflation even without a single unit of the currency is printed.

Inflation isn't about the total amount of money, but what the population value that money at.

This can also mean that more units of the currency in the economy doesn't have to equal inflation either, in cases where there's increasing demand for currency.

3_Thumbs_Up ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Doesn't sound like you know what inflation really is.

Inflation can occur even if there is no increase in money.

Then show me one empirical case of massive inflation that isn't preceded by a massive increase in the money supply.

If the population has lost confidence/trust in the currency everyone wants to get rid of it, and the available amount of the currency will increase, which will cause unsustainable inflation even without a single unit of the currency is printed.

Inflation isn't about the total amount of money, but what the population value that money at.

But people don't just randomly stop valuing their money without a reason. And every time the public has lost their trust of their money on such a massive scale, it has been preceded by massive money creation. That's the catalyst that causes people to lose the trust in their money.

Again, if you disagree, show me a historical case.

This can also mean that more units of the currency in the economy doesn't have to equal inflation either, in cases where there's increasing demand for currency.

This can only happen in the short term. Value is determined by supply and demand. In the short term, expectations and trust will matter and may offset any supply changes. In the long term, massive changes in the supply will always have an effect.

You're also completely ignoring my thought experiment in the previous post that proves long term inflation without money printing impossible. If the money supply doesn't increase, then prices either need to stop increasing, or the will eventually surpass the entire money supply, which is impossible.

But lets be more specific with the thought experiment and look at Venezuela's current situation. A quick google search tells me that Venezuela's inflation rate is at 400.000%, and their money supply (M2) is currently at 36 billion VEF. If Venezuela were to completely stop their money creation today, and their prices continued to increase 4000-fold each year, then something that costs 1 VEF today would cost more than their entire money supply in 3 years (40003). This is not logically possible, and thus their current inflation would have to stop sometime before those 3 years.

Edit: I'm a bit unsure on the money supply number I found on Venezuela, but that's irrelevant. The argument remains true regardless of what the

TrymWS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:14 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then show me one empirical case of massive inflation that isn't preceded by a massive increase in the money supply.

I never said it wasn't due to increased money supply, I said it didn't have to be because of current money printing. I literally said that it was caused by the increase in the supply of money in the very next scentence. If people lose confidence in the currency, they want to spend it, and that will increase the supply, regardless of wether or not there's any unsustainable money printing going on.

And Venezuela is an example, as the unsustainable inflation is due to the poor politics surrounding fixed exchange rates and govnerment controlled revaluation of the currency. The Bolivar fuerte they just abandoned due to hyperinflation was already a replacement for the Bolivar that was replaced due to inflation. They seem to have had inflation rates between 20-120% many years between 1973-2012 aswell.

But people don't just randomly stop valuing their money without a reason.

I never said it wasn't without a reason, I just said that reason doesn't have to be excessive money printing.

And I'm not saying that most hyperinflations isn't due to money printing, I'm just saying that the concept doesn't dictate that it has to be the only reason.

Mansa Musa, concidered one of the richest men in history, gave away ~3750 pounds of gold in Cairo, Mecca, and Medina. This caused hyperinflation.

Yes, he did increase the supply of gold, but he did not create it. He made it worthless to them, because everyone wanted to spend their gold at once.

You're also completely ignoring my thought experiment in the previous post that proves long term inflation without money printing impossible. If the money supply doesn't increase, then prices either need to stop increasing, or the will eventually surpass the entire money supply, which is impossible.

I would argue that it isn't impossible. Sure prices could exceed the currency market cap, but that just means you're not able to puchase anything with the entire market cap of the currency, because the currency is worthless. In such cases you'd either see the adoption of other currencies or barter trade. (And maybe in some smaller and more honest places, gift trade)

If you think that it's not logically possible for a currency to be classified as worthless unless it's currently being printed excessively, I think you need to open your mind a little. If noone wants a dollar, then 1 dollar is worthless even if it's the only one in existence.

AnnoyingCaucasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

points to the wall The least you can do is adjust my wages with inflation kicks leg into air

GreenMedics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All of our money is now worth more thanks to this saint

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does it really work that way? The amount of cash in the economy is worth like 20% of the total value of money (at least in developed countries).

silversonic99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So say we burn like 3 billion dollars. What would that do to the value of the dollar

-hbq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:40 on March 29, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. There is more than 3 trillion M1 money in circulation in the US.

Kestrelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give this man an Iron Cross not a sentence!

vocino ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 16:07:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The part people are missing here is that this never actually happened. It was the parent seeking attention from the internet.

kane2742 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
imeanwhynott ยท 3019 points ยท Posted at 15:09:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My brother once tore up $80, I think it was his birthday money. My mom took him to the store and made him help her buy $80 worth of canned goods and they took it to a donation center

lordaddament ยท 998 points ยท Posted at 16:54:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s a whole lot of cans

Whiskey-Rebellion ยท 720 points ยท Posted at 18:20:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This nigga eating beans

ThatTrendyGuy ยท 193 points ยท Posted at 19:50:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YOU ATE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA

Whiskey-Rebellion ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 20:12:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
ansel-a ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:19:21 on January 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you so much

manza5012 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:04:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

While watching an computer-animated motion picture under the name of "Cars 2" in a movie theatre?

toshi04 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:04:45 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm back from the bean restaurant.

imnotracist_nigrah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:10:11 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thinking about those beans

supaflydaguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Jedibbq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:03:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's like 4 cans of crab meat.

thecrazysloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:35 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What if itโ€™s whole canned chickens?

NeedRez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

one can of caviar

-GreenHeron- ยท 1568 points ยท Posted at 17:23:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. Really showed him the worth of 80 bucks to people who might not have anything. Thatโ€™s a good lesson.

nellybellissima ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 16:48:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

She was a good lady.

omfgkevin ยท 323 points ยท Posted at 20:12:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of entitled brat rips up 80 fucking dollars?

imeanwhynott ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 20:40:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He was really young and had a temper tantrum about something unrelated. But yea, big lesson learned that day

McFuzzen ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:44:58 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i mean why nott?

mountaintop-stainer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:22:34 on October 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why nott the brave?

Mrhiddenlotus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on January 1, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
daAmazinFatB0y ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 19:29:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. Thats a good idea!

favorablyinept ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 21:04:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is a great lesson, wow

lilginger22 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 22:01:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My son gets excited finding a PENNY on the ground. He loves his counting bank and loves adding to it.

IComplimentVehicles ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 04:26:31 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure $10 would make a college kid's day.

lilginger22 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 10:23:37 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Would make my day too. $10 is $10 more Than I had! I am SERIOUSLY financially struggling right now and I have major depression and anxiety so those 2 mixed together arenโ€™t fun. My mom paid my phone bill and gave me $50 for groceries. I am thankful for ANYTHING these days, especially if that means I can feed my kid

FromAnothersEyes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:32:08 on October 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Any way for you to cut your costs? I'm stressing about my finances as well ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Found some places in my city that have a free food thing for students and young adults with mental struggles.....

lilginger22 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:48:33 on October 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not at the moment. But hopefully my fiancรฉ and I can get a place together soon so we will have 2 incomes and one set of bills. Scraping by for now but only a couple more months probably!

SaxPanther ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:51:46 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bill gates on average makes 100 bucks a second while hes sleeping

lilginger22 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:34:54 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for making me more depressed than I already am

SaxPanther ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:58:22 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bill gates on average makes 100 bucks a second while hes sleeping

rickymorty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:22 on February 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

No one is sending you anything, stop trying to emo-lure

lilginger22 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:29:06 on February 20, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

What?

chinchillazilla54 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:17:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha, me too. I inherited this counting jar from my grandpa and immediately got obsessed with putting all my change in it. It has almost $50 right now!

lilginger22 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:24:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My son has about $15 right now! Heโ€™s 5 :) he earns any bills he gets too

AmIReySkywalker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:15 on December 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yessssss I have over $80 in it from my grandmother and it's almost full.

Funny enough, I brought it with me to college and the laundry requires quarters. My dorm is stupid and doesn't hold quarters so the only way to get them is change from on campus restaurants or going to another dorm across campus. I have a megaton of quarters so it's saved me so much time, it's helped some me friends out too.

CoffeeAndKarma ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:17:16 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Even if he thought he didn't get enough money, why would he rip it up?? Now he has no money!

imeanwhynott ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:32:55 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He didn't tear it up because he thought it wasn't enough, he just had a big temper tantrum and took it out on the money. Learned his lesson, because now he's a huge penny pincher haha. But yea, the math definitely doesn't check out

scrufdawg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:32:27 on October 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude, you have an awesome mom. Be sure to tell her that as often as you can.

imeanwhynott ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:01:12 on October 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I agree! And I definitely try to show my appreciation for her every day

NameIdeas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:42:41 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's some good parenting and community engagement

IAmTheAsshoIe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on November 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€˜b-but hitting kids is abuse!!!!โ€™

kids donโ€™t learn from you grounding them for a day, they need to get their ass beat from a young age.

imeanwhynott ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:00:00 on November 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

IAmTheAsshoIe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:13 on November 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

am i seriously the asshole for saying that you should beat your kid for tearing up 80$?

FromAnothersEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:30:16 on October 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Share this to r/parenting! Good lesson, and funny in hindsight.

Lt_Salt ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 19:45:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FYI cash donations to food pantries, shelters, etc. are much more useful than canned goods. Those entities can generally buy food (and other items) in bulk (ie, they can buy more for $80 than you can), and cash allows them to buy specific things they might need.

Lostmyfnusername ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 20:50:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

True and good to know, but it wouldn't show the kid what it can buy. You could just tell them how much it can buy when you donate the cash but buying the food and hulling it to a donation bin may have a better effect on them.

dr3d3d ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:25:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

While I definitely have seen this first hand(soup cans cost around $.30 or less for them compared to my $1). It would not teach the kid the value of $80 TO HIM. I am sure any donation place would be happy to show exactly what his $80 bought but then I feel that would give an unrealistic expectation of how far $80 will go to the AVG. person.

JesusLikesWine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:47:24 on December 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why? Is he autistic or something?

Seriously, what in the ever loving christ is wrong with your brother's brain?

imeanwhynott ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:11 on December 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

No he was fucking five. Kids aren't smart

Bjorkus_the_Bear ยท 2303 points ยท Posted at 13:40:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Work out a deal with the child union so theyโ€™ll stop striking

EuropoBob ยท 494 points ยท Posted at 15:19:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This needs to be a skit.

Baby doesn't pick up blocks until the proper PPE and equipment have been provided. Along with assurances that fresh juice boxes are provided as part of the benefits package. Nap times will be provided in lieu bathing time.

Tack22 ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 16:30:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The horrendous shift work conditions though. On a split shift the baby can sometimes be forced to sleep at the work site between jobs.

Dr_Freudberg ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One time my toddler fell asleep on their way up the stairs. So overworked fell asleep on their commute home. Dear god, I am an oppressor too....

TheQinDynasty ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 16:19:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sold.

NedLuddIII ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:13:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Baby installs a giant inflatable rat outside it's crib when parents decide it's time to say goodbye to the pacifier.

PCHardware101 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:12:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Saturday Night Live wants to know your location

Relteh ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:20:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Funny you say that because the parent had originally told him he'd get $50 for doing some work for the parent. When it came time to pay, he only got $25. So he ripped it up in protest.

uss1701jb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:28:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like a lie

Relteh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:32 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The name isn't blurred out in the post, and it's been posted before.

grenadetradedotcom ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:48:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Report him to the Feds. Destroying money is a federal crime.

sethx965 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:48:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or, you know, belt him for being a little dickhead.

Bjorkus_the_Bear ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:48:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Union will not be happy about that....

AbsurdistMonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, teach him a lesson! the lesson being don't ask for a raise or an authority figure will hit you

StupendousMan98 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:45:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"If you don't work, you don't eat" -Jesus and Vlad Lenin

nightpooll ยท 2266 points ยท Posted at 14:56:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wtf my dad said my free food, clothes, and housing was my allowance

ajstorey456 ยท 1024 points ยท Posted at 16:43:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right?

"Dad, can I have this?" "Get a job."

"Dad, I lost/broke something." "That really sucks. Maybe now you'll learn to treat your shit better."

If I shredded 25+bucks after he gave it to me for free? I'd still be grounded and my ass would still be sore.

nashpotato ยท 160 points ยท Posted at 19:16:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And you can bet your ass he'd never give me another dime.

ajstorey456 ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 19:56:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Conversely, my dad would only give me dimes as a long term punishment and a deterrent to destruction

onewordnospaces ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 21:09:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shred this, you little fucker.
::throws dime at head::

Fnhatic ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:46:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Throw? Nah man you gotta snap those bitches out at like 30 MPH.

codyy5 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:37:30 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Huh? What do you mean?

Fnhatic ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:52:01 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
LegoMyEggoNerd ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 17:47:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Same though

Sorlex ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:30:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah /u/ajstorey456 's dad really got around.

Pedurable_potato ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I've had friends who would get a monthly allowance regardless of what they did, and whose parents would basically buy them whatever they wanted if they asked nicely. I never got any kind of allowance from my parents and was always expected to help with general house work, and I'm glad it was that way. If I wanted something, I'd have to work for money to get it. Seriously helped in learning how to handle money, not expecting or relying on handouts whenever I needed.

SoDamnGeneric ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I get the point, but I don't agree with glorifying hitting your children. I've never understood the concept of allowance freely (without doing some extra chores) but hitting your kid should never be an option even if they are a little shit

Sabertooth767 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:59:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed. Does everyone just forget everything that ever happened to them when they turn 18? Does no one remember that they had thoughts and emotions when they were a child?

frayzam ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:33:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yea I do remember when I was a little shit and I needed a smack on the ass everyone now and then.

ceruleanohara ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:57:34 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you- sometimes a quick swift hand to the ass will get their attention. Beating a kid is different.

BermudaGuy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:54:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kinda harsh blasting your ass for ripping $25 though.

LegitTeddyBears ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:05:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah I PAY $50 as an adult to have my ass blasted.

BermudaGuy ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:07:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who do you hire to do the deed? A democrat or a republican?

LegitTeddyBears ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:11:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Any Dominatrix works. I live in the DC area so I'll normally just walk into the capital building with a 50 in my hand. Next thing you know my ass is blasted and my money is gone

BermudaGuy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:20:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're paying way too much for ass blasting man, who's your ass blasting guy?

Slithify ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:27:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you get it for free as a child?

LegitTeddyBears ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:31:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah of course

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thats horrible. It doesnt teach kids to budget at all.

ajstorey456 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:49:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Taught me that money is valuable and so are the things I own. Earning the little money I did taught me not to spend it too fast or lose it.

datpurple_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:42:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It does teach you to respect the things you have however.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not really. I suppise it does teach you not to rely on your parents at all.

nightpooll ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

??? I learned to budget when I got my first job. My dad was happy to sit down and help me with it. Itโ€™s better earning it because you learn how it really works in the real world. Plus, how is some 8 year old really going to absorb budgeting lessons?

vermiliondragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:21:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

By buying things he later regrets spending the money on. Yeah, told him that little musical instrument wasn't worth 5 weeks of allowance.

Swole_Prole ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:30:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, itโ€™s not like you produced me without my consent and therefore have a responsibility to make my life comfortable and provide for me... oh wait... Iโ€™ll never understand parents like this and I hope theyโ€™re a quickly dying breed

ajstorey456 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:35:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got a warm bed, hot food, good clothes, and a loving family. Ocassionally, I got nice things if I behaved well and treated my shit properly. I'd say I was raised wonderfully comfortably, compared to children who aren't loved and get shitty treatment and I'd argue I learned a lot more than I would have if I was raised any different.

SANCTIMONY_METER ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:42:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

glad you survived the 'abuse', bro

ajstorey456 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It was hard when I didn't get every single thing I wanted, but I came out a stronger person and that's all I can say about it, can we get 100 likes please

[deleted] ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 17:39:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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ajstorey456 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:41:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Spanking.

[deleted] ยท -24 points ยท Posted at 17:42:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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ajstorey456 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:43:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok, you were trolling. Gotcha.

googol89 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the rapist

ShoutOutTo_Caboose ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 16:43:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Same here, when I needed something I just asked and it was either yes or no.

nightpooll ยท 161 points ยท Posted at 16:48:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah! As a kid Iโ€™d see protagonists on cartoons getting allowances and Iโ€™d feel jealous. But when I became a teenager I learned how much raising a kid cost, and my parents are paying for 4 years of college. If they gave me an allowance Iโ€™d feel guilty for blowing it on stupid shit.

//not like I totally do it now with my own money//

CrimsonNeuron ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 17:35:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a kid my allowance was ยฃ2.50 a week. This limited the stupid shit that I could do with the money and required me to save up if it was something I really wanted. I used to think it was unfair when my friends would get ยฃ10-20 a week. But, man I appreciated that it taught me how to save on little.

ExpAwesome ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:59:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I think allowances are a great way to teach kids the value of saving.

Give a kid $2 a week for doing their chores, let them spend it on whatever they want for a year.

Then when they ask for a new game or something just say "What happened to the $104 I gave you?"

Makes them reflect on all the small things that they didn't need and realize they should save their allowance for the next big thing they'll want.

PDXGrizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:05 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
GarrisonFjord ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:34:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I always got the "no".

HackBloodie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why do people say shit like this as a good thing?

GarrisonFjord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:19 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who said it was a good thing?

Fuck_Alice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My allowance came from my dad because it was his chores that I was doing and it was better than me constantly coming to him asking for money

DeltaPositionReady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:14 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got a dollar a week but as soon as I was 12, which was mostly spent on candy anyway, I started a paper route and earnt money instead of relying on my allowance.

And if we wanted something, my brother and sister and I would go around rich neighbourhoods and ask if people wanted their cars washed. They always did. We'd buy carwashing liquid for $10, which would cover about 20 cars worth of washing. We'd get a bucket and a sponge and some old towels and use their garden hoses.

Cost was about $25 for a day's work. And Profit was about $200. Which was split 3 ways, well 2 ways really. My brother and I pooled ours to save for a PlayStation 1.

PDXGrizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:49 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

1$ a week is genius. It really teaches you the value of a dollar.

DeltaPositionReady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:10 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well I mean, this was the 90s and we grew up lower middle class.

DrProfSrRyan ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parent's used to borrow money from me when I was little. They didn't need it, just sometimes you need $20 and dont have time to go to an ATM.

Whenever I tried to get that money back I was reminded of the dinner I had last night or that I could be paying rent.

[deleted] ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 20:27:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hate this shit. Except it's not so much passive aggressive refusals as "forgetting".

raspberry_smoothie ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 10:32:26 on October 20, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a terrible thing to do to your kid because it disincentivises saving and tells them that they should blow all their money when they get it. A terrible thing to teach your kid.

meanspiritedanddumb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:44 on February 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

That's a terrible thing to do to your kid because it disincentivises saving and tells them that they should blow all their money when they get it. A terrible thing to teach your kid.

Also teaches the kid dishonesty, not keeping your word, not to trust others, and that having power means you can just override decency when you feel like it.

Horrible. Not giving the kid allowance at all is infinitely better than this crap.

blubat26 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:53:36 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Funny thing is, when my parents asked for a quick bit of money they would repay me even if I that it was fine and that I didn't need the money as much as them.

waltsnider1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:19:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

*parents

Dolormight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:01 on December 28, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow that's shit parenting. Teach your child to trust no one.

And if you're under 18 it's their duty to. Give you a roof and nutrition.

ShakingMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:08 on March 24, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

That was the kind of shit I was telling to my parents. I copied the child's right declaration from UN when I was 7 or 8, and would repeat it every time I needed my parents to do something for me, especially rule 4 "every kid has the right to be properly fed" when I wanted to eat pizza, or have more pasta. Clever little kiddo, my dad always remind me I did this, and makes fun of me because in his time no child would dare to use it against their parents.

argle_de_blargle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:35:56 on December 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My adoptive mom called it "mom tax." Anything I had was fair game, whether it was bought with my money or hers, or someone else's. If I got a present that was food, she had to have a bite, or eat a chocolate. If I made $25 babysitting, $5 was hers. Things I bought with my own money that I'd earned were always hers, at least in part. I would have gladly given her some if she had ever asked. She always preached that selfishness was the worst sin, and I would go to the worst place imaginable to burn for eternity if I didn't get into a small box with a strange man once a week and tell him every single thing I'd done that I'd been taught to be ashamed of, so he could judge and punish me (confession during puberty may or may not be the root of many of my sexual hangups). She would tell me that I was a "mistake baby" and was lucky to have her, and I would owe her forever. I'm not in contact with any of my family due in large part to her.

There are silver linings, though. Somehow, in spite of tyrant king George level taxation, I didn't turn out to be a libertarian.

[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:54:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Its their fucking job to provide you with that. They brought you into the shit world.

nightpooll ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 17:04:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They could have soley provided stuff to fulfill my basic needs, but instead they took me on vacations, gave me clothes I wanted, celebrated christmas and birthdays with cakes and presents, had treats besides basic meals to sustain me, and paid for a quality education at a university instead of kicking me out at 18.

Yeah they brought me into the shit world without any choice of my own, but tbh Iโ€™m glad they did and they donโ€™t owe me anything anymore. Iโ€™d feel guilty getting an allowance from them. Like, what are they paying me for?? Eating their food and sleeping in the house??

People would get allowances for doing chores like cleaning/lawn care, but my Dad taught me that itโ€™s our responsibility to take care of the place we live and we get paid back with nice living conditions. As an adult you donโ€™t get paid for that stuff. You just donโ€™t get mice, roaches, mold, and letters from the HOA

Stargazeer ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I understand not getting money for not doing jobs. My parents taught me the same thing.

However, I don't agree that parents should make their kids feel guilty for being a drain on their finances.

nightpooll ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:19:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

oh, my parents donโ€™t make me feel guilty at all. Itโ€™s just my personality. Theyโ€™ve sacrificed so much for me, especially when I was fighting an infectious chronic disease during my childhood. They still expect no repayment from me especially when they could be hundreds of thousands dollar richer

Stargazeer ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:27:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that's awesome of them. But my point is, some parents do make their children feel guilty for being a drain. Some going so far as to even take their childrens money.

So, while I totally see where you're coming from, the original comment, of it being their job to provide for a child they brought into the world, has a valid point. Not everyone was fortunate enough to have supportive parents like you or I.

nightpooll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I never disagreed with them. It is a parentโ€™s responsibility to provide for your childโ€™s needs. But my point was that my parents provided for my needs, and then some. For example, they drove 3.5 hours to see me for my bday and brought me a delicious chocolate buttercream cake! They didnโ€™t have to do that, but they did because they wanted to make me happy!

They do things for me that go above what a parent is required to do for a child, which is why I agree with my dad that me living with luxuries is my allowance. Also to give appreciation for what I have, since other kids donโ€™t have that luxury.

My dad wasnโ€™t saying โ€œhey your allowance is living here for freeโ€ to make me feel bad- it was to say โ€œwhy should I pay you for doing stuff I do for free?โ€ My chores were just dusting the house with my siblings, keeping my room clean, washing the dishes after dinner... etc. Although, sometimes my mom would offer a dollar for us to rub her feet for 10 minutes and there was a massive scramble amongst my siblings about who gets to do it :)

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:00:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

An allowance is a tool to teach children the value of money. Itโ€™s good to know how to save and how to budget before you get released into the wild. For the record: I did not get an allowance and left home at 17. I just think itโ€™s a good idea if you keep it small.

nightpooll ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think earning money from a real job is better than an allowance, because you value the money more based on how hard you worked to get it. If I see a milkshake thatโ€™s $8, I think โ€ok is this really worth 1 hour of work?โ€

Plus I donโ€™t think 10 year old me would have fully absorbed a lesson about personal finance. Hell, Iโ€™m 20 and personal finance bores me to tears. All I know is to save early for that car because Iโ€™m not making much on min. wage

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It teaches basic concepts. For instance, give your child $1/week. She can buy something more if she learns to save. What you want is for her to think โ€œ$1? Thatโ€™s nothing.โ€ And then realize in one month sheโ€™d have $30. Then she will think harder on if she wants that gum or not. And when she gets a โ€œreal jobโ€ and gets paid, she will have instincts on how to save money and the consequences of spending it now. IMO.

dr3d3d ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

$1/week = $4-5/month so do you mean to give the child $1/day or $4-5/month?

also I think it heavily depends on where you live etc.. I personally don't feel it would be right to give my child money for keeping OUR HOUSE tidy as that is just something you do, but I can quite easily send them to the neighbours house to do some chores for them to earn $.

on the other hand if I lived in the boonies and had no neighbours then I would probably give an allowance for doing the more difficult seasonly chores.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Itโ€™s not payment for chores tho

dr3d3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

oh sorry, I misunderstood.. thats a good point.. but you didn't clarify the amount you thought was fare

idiomaddict ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:29 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hopefully pun intended.

nerdymama87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly, i see u had good parents as well โค๏ธ

dr3d3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents also taught me that our house is our responsibility if you need some pocket change go offer to mow the neighbours lawn for $10. My parents always provided me with the financially responsible clothing, shoes etc if I wanted to buy nikes I had to make up the difference by mowing lawns, chopping fire wood and selling it etc. When I was about 12 I opted to spend the extra $70 on a pair of nikes and after that I realised it just wasn't worth the money.

ZizDidNothingWrong ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:59:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So your parents made your neighbors give you an allowance instead. Shitty.

dr3d3d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

if that's the way you see it, sure. I don't know anyone who wouldn't want to offload the task of mowing the lawn in exchange for $10 once in a while.

clexecute ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:19:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I once complained that my friends had an allowance and I didn't. My dad rebuttled that I had an Xbox and my friends didn't.

I'm much happier my parents would spend $300 on me once a year than giving me $5 a week to waste on candy.

deskbeetle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My step dad offered to give me an allowance based on chores done. But after the first week, he stopped paying out even though I completed all available chores. It was something like 20 bucks for all tasks completed. He was a good guy but not consistent at all.

Meanwhile my mother stole from me all the time. I am surprisingly good with money despite it.

dr3d3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

perhaps you are good with money because of it... thats the real issue with parenting you never know what concept/idea a kid will get from the lesson you are trying to teach.

deskbeetle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe. My childhood was all kinds of messed up and I basically modeled myself to be the opposite of my parents. It helped that I did have good role models who weren't my parents though (other relatives, mother's boyfriends/husbands, coaches)

Agent_Orange7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:35 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not a parent, but I do think that giving kids some form of allowance is a good idea, helps teach them how to value and manage money from a young age. Doesn't even have to be much money.

AdrianBrony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"LMAO no you chose to have me, those are your expenses"

nightpooll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:39 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nah, itโ€™s more like my dad was saying he doesnโ€™t see why I should get an allowance as he fulfills my needs with a full belly, a warm bed, nice clothes, and other excess treats

LettersOnYourScreen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The only luxury I got from my parents was an iPhone 4 a few years ago. I'm 17 now and my Andriod, my two PC's, my PS4, along with my monitors, peripherals, entire steam library, and everything I buy for myself were all bought with my own money when I started working at 15. Its actually kinda nice since my parents cant take anything away when they get mad because they were all mine from the start.

SANCTIMONY_METER ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:44:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wow, what are you paying for utilities? rent?

LettersOnYourScreen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:16:43 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mentioned luxuries. Parents are obligated to provide a shelter, food, and clothing to their children, and I will be forever grateful for them. I love my parents. The point of my comment is that you shouldn't expect anymore from them than what they are supposed to provide. If you want a new PC, you should be willing to put in the effort to earn one instead of going to them for money.

idiomaddict ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:09 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Relevant username

Azukus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

same. although holiday and birthday money was always great. half asian so vietnamese new year and anything involving meeting older distant relatives usually got me some money.

ElderAcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:09 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents give me an allowance because with school and marching band, I donโ€™t have enough time to get a job. If not for that Iโ€™d get nothing as I did before

Sucks_Eggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:17 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The concept of allowance blows my mind honestly, and I grew up in an upper middle class household.

AngusBoomPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I had an allowance because my dad wanted me to learn financing and saving money.

Didnโ€™t end too well ๐Ÿ‘Œ

DunbarsPhoneNumber ยท 9171 points ยท Posted at 13:49:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's at least 25 bucks there. What kind of shitbird gives their kid 25 bucks for an allowance when it's obviously too immature to not shred money?

harrowdownhill1 ยท 5036 points ยท Posted at 14:01:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind of shitbird that raises kids who shred money?

LeeTheGoat ยท 3114 points ยท Posted at 14:04:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of shitbird kid is not happy with 25 bucks

harrowdownhill1 ยท 1653 points ยท Posted at 14:06:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind of shitbird kid who was raised by parents that let him shred 25 bucks?

[deleted] ยท 707 points ยท Posted at 14:20:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of shitbird kid gets 25$?

Wsing1974 ยท 569 points ยท Posted at 14:29:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of $25 bucks gets a shitbird kid for raising parents?

chantelvierra ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 14:39:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of bird gets $25 for raising shit parents?

Thurealdonald ยท 321 points ยท Posted at 14:51:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kind Bird parents raise $25 shit kid. What?

BostianALX ยท 222 points ยท Posted at 15:16:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of bird shits $25?

BigDaddyBimbus ยท 153 points ยท Posted at 15:22:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid of what kind shits $25 parents?

xbrisngr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:09:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$25

Swamptrooper ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:13:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit $25? Kid parent shit $What?

BrightenedGold ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:53:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

h k pash it ent a h w at ?$

PotatoUSBStick57 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:43:10 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

sssssshit 25

gunsully ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:11:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm disappointed "shitbird" didn't survive this far down into the comment thread

turbomuffler ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How much bucks could a shitbird shit if a bird shits $25 bucks?

gunsully ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:04 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I couldn't read this out loud without lolling

Bigfoots_New_Dick ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:17:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Son of a shit bird

Tazittel ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid shits? $25. Parents? What kind?

VagosAdis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:06:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid shit 25

eldriec ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit $25

Rick-senberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:52 on February 12, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

what Shit parents $25

EnjoyingYourself ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 15:31:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And where can I buy one?

akeetlebeetle4664 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 17:01:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of bird shits $25?

We're going to need someone versed in bird law to track this down.

SiriusBen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:43 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This just kept getting better and better.

TrulySorrySir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:23 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:37:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The gold-plated goose.

TacTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Due to budget cuts, best I can do is an aluminum crow or a tin-plated buzzard

BigTunaPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Head on down to Wonka land.

MakinH8Inc ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kid shits bird for $25?

GottaGetTheOil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:48 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:12:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One that lives in a money tree

festiveface ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:42:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One that i want

Adamskinater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:21:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shithawks, Rand

CarKaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

An allowance-shit bird.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Parents get kid birded for 25$. No shit!

Theotheogreato ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 15:03:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This needs formatted like a headline:

Kind Bird Parents Raise $25 Shit Kid

Alarid ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:34:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was trying to make a nest, god!

SlugThugtorious ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:58:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

WHAT?

AreYouDeaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THIS NEEDS FORMATTED LIKE A HEADLINE:

KIND BIRD PARENTS RAISE $25 SHIT KID

Alexander556 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isnt there a subreddit which randomly generates posts similar to this?

Theotheogreato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:58 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hope so

Rausage505 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:03:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Something something shitbird $25?

PsiVolt ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:23:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Parents shit $25 kid?

KappaYekim ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:03:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

25$ bird raise parents What? shit kid kind

sideshowsean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:50:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of bird shit parents pay 25$ for a kid

octopoddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:07:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How many shits would a shitbird shit if a shitbird got his shit kicked?

Thurealdonald ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$25 worth

movitz_movitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Plot twist: thereโ€™s $30 in that shitbird pile.

Necrogaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is a shitbird to begin with?

yosef_yostar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ZA WARUUUDOOOO!

phantombitch2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Big bird?

Aesthetics_Supernal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Stork.

fuck_reddit_suxx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:36:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You wascally wabbit.

Kelly2fly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Birds of a feather shit shitparents and shitkids together.

iFlaimar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck is a shitbird?

Wsing1974 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The result of merging a bird with shit.

TheSuperWig ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:09:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

What kind of bird is a shitbird?

GeneralDisorder ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:13:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All of them.

FreakinSodie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:01:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:31:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

TheSuperWig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:33:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Replied to the wrong comment?

ViktorBoskovic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Those that can't even fly

tpihkal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind that comes riding in on the shit winds of a shit storm searching for shit-a-pillars to eat with its shit beak, Randy. That's what kind.

akeetlebeetle4664 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ducks. I've got a duck in the house and can testify 100% they are shitbirds.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:48:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is the point in the thread at which I just gawk. Why does a kid have to be a shitbird just to receive a decent allowance? I did chores weekly that would've cost $200 per week to have a housekeeper do, so by the time I was 12 my parents were paying me $40 a week for it. Below minimum wage (even at the time) for the hours, but enough that I could start buying my own video games instead of having to ask my parents for games.

And I was certainly grateful for it. It was always so awkward to ask them for things.

PM_ME_UR_SIDEBOOOB ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 16:31:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did chores weekly that would've cost $200 per week to have a housekeeper do, so by the time I was 12 my parents were paying me $40 a week for it. Below minimum wage (even at the time)

They likely gave you other benefits too though, such as a place to live, food, healthcare, clothing, etc.

bignephew2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:10:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Lol for real. Like all the stuff they provided wasnt at least $200 a week. One of those kids thats like "aint my dirty dishes" lol fuckin shitcunt

DadaistPriest ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:57:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I always hated that argument. Nobody asks to be born, they shouldn't feel obligated just because their parents decided to have a child.

Maybe if they went from a perspective of "it makes you a better person", I could live with, but the former just grates on me.

ConorNutt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I asked to be born,but it was already too late.

Zachthesliceman ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s not an attack, but I donโ€™t understand the nobody asks to be born argument. If you didnโ€™t want to be born you know what to do. I feel the rebuttal to it is โ€œyou were born, and you have a life much greater than most, so appreciate it.โ€

I feel like the nobody asked to be born argument is a selfish cop out for those who donโ€™t like something they have to do.

no_alt_facts_plz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So anyone who didn't want to be born should off themselves? Causing their friends and family immense pain? That's just absurd.

ConorNutt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But how would you know if your child wanted to be born before they existed? go to a psychic ?

Zachthesliceman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™re right, thatโ€™s absurd, and Iโ€™m sorry I came off as insensitive. I really donโ€™t mean that, but I think the argument is absurd based off that notion. No one asked to be born, but here we are, and we have to make the most with what we have been given and appreciate the things that give us a leg up.

DadaistPriest ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:44:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Meh, more that the "food, place to live, healthcare, clothing" wasn't a debt / contract that a child signed up for, rather a burden that the parent willingly incurred, and that in no way obligates the child to do anything. I'm not against chores, unpaid or not, just that the whole "i paid for all this" isn't a reason why they should be done. There are much better moral and/or human development reasons than that.

Zachthesliceman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is all provided for you, so you should at least show appreciation by helping out and contributing in ways you can? I guess itโ€™s a blend of both mentalities in that aspect. Itโ€™s not a โ€œpaid forโ€ issue I think, itโ€™s a โ€œI contribute, and you have the ability to contribute, so you should do your part as well.โ€ Saying it in the way โ€œI paid for thisโ€ is the wrong approach, but not asking to be born is an illogical argument to me.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's your fucking point? That kids shouldn't get an allowance? If my family had been poor then I wouldn't have asked for anything, but they weren't, and it seemed like a great trade-off to me. If they were just going to buy the video games I wanted anyway, why couldn't they instead raise me in a way that taught me to work for money? I was doing basically all of the house chores. Everyone's laundry, washing the floors, doing the dishes, and once a month I even washed the toilets. We're not talking "oh clean your room and then you'll get $$$".

PM_ME_UR_SIDEBOOOB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not saying I do or don't believe a parent should give their children an allowance, but I definitely don't think that they're required to. The attitude that they essentially owe you for the services you provide just makes you sound like an entitled little shit.

imcumminginyourwife ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit

ShaqShoes ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:29:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bird

mpTCO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Buddy

akeetlebeetle4664 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Law

seashoreduck ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:42:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe because you, I don't know LIVED THERE and were part of your family? Do you really think it would of been healthy for your parents to do all of that for you? Unless you were doing something extraordinary like watching a sibling, then this comes off as a bit entitled.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
seashoreduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Washing toilets once a moth? Ewwww. And sorry I disagree on money for chores. But your parents didnโ€™t and it worked out for you...I guess....

Incredulous_Toad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But you aren't a shitbird.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:50:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks! Some people seem to assume I am, somehow. To those people I have responded with https://old.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/9lbso0/ill_just_tear_up_all_this_money_cuz_im_fucking/e75y3r1/

Incredulous_Toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's a good way to teach kids the value of money. And you seem genuine about it, not ungrateful. It's how it should be.

karthurs1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Really? So since you were doing that kind of math to rationalize ridiculous allowances? Did you deduct from your account of $200 (which is crazy, i have a cleaning team that come in once a week and do an entire 2bed apt for $40. I don't know what your chores were but i doubt it is equal) the 21 meals by personal chef plus snacks you were fed, rent on your 1 bedroom, share of utilities, chauffeur for any rides to school and activities, clothes, etc.. Etc. Etc.

I actually don't believe in allowances. I believe children should be raised to see themselves as contributing members of a family unit. Starting young with what they can do. Even a 3 year old can stand next to a parent and be handed safe non breakable things and place them in a dishwasher. Or hand clothes to a parent to load a washer or dryer.

And they should be encouraged to do acts of generosity for others in the family. For example, their siblings if they have them.

This gives children a sense of pride and accomplishment...far more than being bribed to contribute.

Just my humble opinion.

CommonMisspellingBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, karthurs1, just a quick heads-up:
chauffer is actually spelled chauffeur. You can remember it by ends with -eur.
Have a nice day!

The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.

karthurs1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks just a bit of too fast thumb typing. Corrected

Trenalynn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents did not give allowances. Having us do chores was preparing us for adult life. As an adult, I'm not compensated for doing my chores. So I believe an allowance is an above-and-beyond gesture, regardless of the amount given.

Yes-She-is-mine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Most kids do not get $40 a week for chores because it's not a job and they aren't housekeepers. They are children who need to be taught how to take care of themselves and become functional adults. You know, do the bare minimum and take the trash out or wash the dishes. It's ridiculous to compare that to a housekeeper's rate when the whole reason for chores is to teach life skills.

Kid is a shitbird for ripping up $25. He's lucky he even gets an allowance because at the end of the day, the trash still needs to go out and the dishes still need to be washed. He's going to do it one way or the other (or he's going to live in filth) so he should be grateful that he was given anything.

FYI - I am aware of parents who are abusive and make their children do everything but I'm not talking about those kids. I'm talking about the kids who think $25 is inadequate because a housekeeper would make more. They fail to realize that their parents are just trying to teach them something.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:51:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid is a shitbird for ripping up $25.

And I was responding to someone who said "What kind of shitbird kid gets 25$?", not any of the people who said "what kind of shitbird kid rips up $25?".

So basically, your comment is irrelevant.

ConorNutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you worked hard for the allowance i doubt you'd shred it.Also it isn't really an allowance in the case you're describing its more like pay.

tanstaafl90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You live there, you can help maintain it.

moviefan6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

PLAY SHITBIRD!

SkollFenrirson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of shitbird puts the dollar sign after the number?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:03:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Me because that's how it's said.

cardiovascularity ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Any kids that's not dirt poor. $25 a month is not exactly a lot of money.

kitkatinthehat420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean some kids are just assholes. ODD is a thing too.

nasa258e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Let him"

elkswimmer98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
mydoeza1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I only murdered because everyone who influenced me ,so punish them not me!

Yeah pretty stupid reasoning if you ask me

Petewisestest ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:58:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I highly doubt the parent let the kid do this.

Dr_nobby ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 14:15:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shiiit. I'm 23 and so happy my dad gives me 20 quid every other week. Broke student life

Jumbobie ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 14:30:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lucky sod, I get nada because broke family student life.

Dr_nobby ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:15:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It gets better dude. You'll be the change you're looking for one day

sebinmichael ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:51:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or he may get the change he was looking for some day. #HoboLife

Choco_Bacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I couldn't afford to keep going to college and pay rent so I dropped out. America is great.

sebinmichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:12 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Let us thank Donald for that

Iblishaitan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shiit. I'm 23 and have to give my dad 20 bucks every other week. Broke Dad Life

Moln0014 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:09:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where do I find parents like yours? If I wanted money I had to work, collect soda cans, scrap metal..something. Then I had to use my bike to bring the metal to the recycling place.

JoeAppleby ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:30:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least you know nothing is free and actually care about the money you have.

Moln0014 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:36:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

True. As a got older I can see younger people not have motivation to do things. I think it's because they got it easy?

manbruhpig ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where do I find parents like yours? If I wanted a bike I had to take up arms against rival militias to help claim more diamond mine operations from which to extract tribute. Then I had to use my AK to keep the villagers in line.

Moln0014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's nothing. I used my bare hands

juicyreaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I used to ride my atv with the trailer hooked up around back roads near my house collecting old TVs and shit. I spent hours digging all the copper wire out and getting a few dollars at the recycling center.

Moln0014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice. I wish I had back roads. I lived in a huge city where that's frowned upon

manza5012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can vouch for the recycling cans, it's great being a gremblin late at night and raiding trash rooms in dorms for money. Like three huge bags of cans and get like $25 for 2 hours of work.

Moln0014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yea. I had two neighbors who were chronic beer drinkers daily. That helped a ton!

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Moln0014 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:41:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I still hustle money on the side. It's fun. Get good stuff on CL flip it for a profit.

inthea215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lucky. I had to sell pot to have money in school.

DavidG993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I do property manager type work for my parents properties and get paid for that. I get to learn shit, and they don't have to pay for a guy to come out every time something minor needs to be fixed.

akeetlebeetle4664 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:08:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

20 quid every other week

20 squid! 20 squid! Who the hell wants 20 squid every other week? What if you don't even like squid? Can you substitute it for octopus or mussels or something?

Lotti_Codd ยท -37 points ยท Posted at 14:41:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How are you still in uni at 23? Why are you relying on handouts? Get a fucking job, you're an adult.

abiostudent3 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:49:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Some people take gap years.

Some people take five years to finish college.

Some people are sick and can't attend full time.

Some people are pursuing a Master's degree or PhD.

Some people transfer schools and don't have all their credits carry over.

Other people prefer to be raging dickwads to people online.

JoeAppleby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:36:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I started uni at 20, turning 21 in the first month. Graduated seven years later. Taking the Abitur in my state in Germany took 13 years. We started school at least a year later than the UK. I spent a high school year in the US that wasn't counted at home, adding another year prior high school graduation. I was lucky and didn't have to serve my conscription term due to being unfit, that saved a year. I studied to be a teacher, which means I needed a Masters degree. That was slated to take 4.5 years, but due to an overcrowded uni took a year longer. Thanks to a nearly fatal car crash, I had to add another year "at uni."

Luckily uni is effectively free here, all there is is a fee of about โ‚ฌ200 per semester that also includes a ticket to the state's public transport. Room and board excluded, but fairly cheap nonetheless. If you are frugal, working part time at McD can cover it all.

Lotti_Codd ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 14:57:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Firstly, this is UK so 2 and 5 do not apply.

A gap year would make the 22 at graduation.

If the were pursuing either they'd have to first pay for it and then like most of us have to get a job. Actually, I've never met a PhD candidate that was sponging of their father.

Some people are sick and can't attend full time.

This is the sentence that proves you never went to uni.

theDukesofSwagger ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:03:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ve never met a PhD candidate that was sponging off their father.

Yeah right.

abiostudent3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:11:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I call bullshit that nobody in the UK takes a less rigorous course load, or fails a class and has to retake it.

I'll cede the point about transfer credits and accreditation, the UK is small enough and less rabidly capitalistic that they're probably on top of that shit.

If the were pursuing either they'd have to first pay for it and then like most of us have to get a job.

Wait, are you saying that there's some way the UK takes less care of its citizens? I'm astonished. Over on this end of the pond, higher degrees typically come free or very very cheap (and student loans cover the rest, which is a whole 'nother can of worms), with the expectation that you'll teach for the school.

Oh, and this sentence?

Some people are sick and can't attend full time.

All that proves is that I am, in fact, one of those sick people, and had to take two medical withdrawals from school. But that's okay, keep on being a judgemental fuck.

Lotti_Codd ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:13:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All that proves is that I am, in fact, one of those sick people, and had to take two medical withdrawals from school.

All I see is just another excuse.

nolram00 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:22:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hope you will understand one day serious sick people, without becoming sick yourself.

abiostudent3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:27:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Excuse for what? That I'm not in uni full time and working a job?

Come fill my shoes for a day. You can spend it so tired you can't stand, because from the moment you wake, you're running to the sink to throw up.

You can spend it with three fractured vertebrae because the vomiting is so violent, while waiting in the doctors office to hear the next round of tests was fruitless and they still don't know why your endocrine system is breaking down.

You know any place that will hire a bloke who is throwing up a third of the day and has to take frequent days off to see the doctor (even if I didn't take any for being in pain or worn to the bone)?

No, seriously, do you? Because I'd fucking love to be able to work again, jackass. I had a job that I loved, that I was good at, and I was enjoying uni - paid for with scholarships that I earned - and that despite being sick my whole life. Then things got worse.

I hope that you never have to deal with being seriously ill. You might have to question your narrow-minded, condescending world view, then.

Lotti_Codd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Come fill my shoes for a day.

Why? I have a great job.

I hope that you never have to deal with being seriously ill.

Luckily I will never have to thanks to my bf's blood, it's fucking magic.

abiostudent3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why? I have a great job.

Because it's a common phrase, you're a willfully ignorant troll, and I could use a break from my shoes for a while.

Luckily I will never have to thanks to my bf's blood, it's fucking magic.

I'm glad that you've found both a solution to whatever deal you've got going on, and someone that's willing to be with you.

I'm saddened by the fact that apparently, even after issues of your own, you get off by shitting on those who don't have life as easy as you do.

Are there people out there who think it's easier to try an to get money from the government when they could possibly be working? Ehhh, probably. The same people who, as kids, spent an entire weekend trying to figure out how to cheat on a test, instead of spending it just studying.

Most people who are sick? gasp They don't actually want to be sick, and would love it if there were a solution that would give them a productive life again.

emkay99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:23:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just keep at it, man. You'll finish high school eventually. And maybe spend some time studying instead of putzing around on Reddit.

frissonic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:26:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No no ... firstly, you're a douchebag. You left that crucial part out.

LobieFolf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:14:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Everything you just said is so laughable its ridiculous.

A good fiend of mine at university had to leave for 1.5 years for health reasons before returning to university part time and completing his degree at 25.

I lived with my parents while attending university because it was the most logical choice for my situation, as I imagine could be the case for many other people.

I spent 5 years in university because I took time to take all CS courses I could and had to pursue distribution credits after.

Why do you assume the poster you are (rudely) mocking is in the UK anyway.

Lotti_Codd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I lived with my parents while attending university because it was the most logical choice for my situation, as I imagine could be the case for many other people.

No most people move away, it's only the sad losers that stay hometown.

Why do you assume the poster you are (rudely) mocking is in the UK anyway.

I don't fucking assume. I know. It's very fucking obvious. And they've retorted, you should read their response.

LobieFolf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:27:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I mean fuck me for my first pick university being located a 15 minute drive away from my existing home and not really feeling like blowing an extra 5-7 grand a year on housing/dorms.

Lotti_Codd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:28:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Only part of university is the subject matter. The rest is learning how to be independent and self sufficient.

LobieFolf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can learn to be independent and self sufficient without moving away or while still having family financial support. I know I sure as hell did... so your remark may hold true in some cases, maybe even in the majority of cases but certainly not all cases.

It's almost as though everyone is unique in how they learn life skills.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A gap year would make the 22 at graduation.

23 is certainly possible with a gap year. Maybe even common. I think more people start university at 18 than 17 though you do get both. When I was in university the majority of first year students were 18 with a small number of 17 year olds and a small number of older ones for whatever variety of reasons.

And even if they start at 17 Masters aren't uncommon at all and typically take 5 years so even those people would still be students at 23 never mind those who pursue a PhD or other reasons to stay in academia.

Shunpaw ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:55:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How are you still on the internet at [your current age]? Why are you relying on [Karma]? Get a fucking [real life], you're an adult [probably].

Lotti_Codd ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:57:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What?

-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:28:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He said stop being a complete fucking douchenozzle.

froginater ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:47:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You tell him Mr. Rogers!

-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:53:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Way to be an asshole.

Lotti_Codd ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 14:58:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck off, American. You know nothing.

djdogjuam2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:00:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Chill out dude.

-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:36:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does your username mean โ€œBig Cuntโ€? Cause youโ€™re very good at being a cunt.

Lotti_Codd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a complete cunt and proud of it. Mainly because I can use the word cunt without cringing or getting that chill that americans get because it's so vile. Cunt, cunt, cunty, cunt!

Dr_nobby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol I'm doing a dual degree in engineering and architecture. My course is 5 years. I do have a job. But every little helps. I grew up in poverty most of my life. My dad's doing well now for a dude who started working at age 13 with no qualifications. You best believe if my parents hand me ยฃ5 or ยฃ1million, a bus pass or an island. I'm taking it with no shame๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lotti_Codd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is the response I was after. Cheers. (and of course watching the fecktard yanks lose their shit for no reason. LOL)

-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:39:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How about this, life doesnโ€™t work the same way in the states as it does in jolly old London. So fuck off, you twat.

pun-a-tron4000 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:58:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was in uni at 25 because I took 3 years out then went back to do a masters degree. Too bad that makes me not an adult according to you.

Lotti_Codd ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:04:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Too bad that makes me not an adult according to you.

Was it a fucking arts degree?

If you could actually read you would have seen that I wrote:

Get a fucking job, you're an adult.

The "you're" actually means YOU ARE and not as you thought YOU ARE NOT. This is a common mistake amongst retards.

Now a masters is about 7 grand and that's on top of everything else... and this guy is getting a score a fortnight from his pa. Seems unlikely.

pun-a-tron4000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:20:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No it was an masters of science dealing with stem cells and regenerative medicine, does that count as a good enough degree for you?

How is ยฃ20 every other week unlikely? Lots of parents like to support their children while they are in university and an extra ยฃ20 can help a lot on a shoestring budget.

Can you not just accept that you were needlessly rude and insulting while making faulty assumptions?

Lotti_Codd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No it was an masters of science

Do you mean a MSc? In what?

Again, if you could read you wouldn't have this problem. The implication was that the student was supporting himself only on a score a fortnight and that was unlikely.

pun-a-tron4000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As I said in my reply, stem cells. As much emphasis as you seem to be putting on reading comprehension you don't seem to be doing so well yourself there.

The whole comment was " Shiiit. I'm 23 and so happy my dad gives me 20 quid every other week. Broke student life ". At no point is it implied that that is all the money they have, they only say that their dad gives them the ยฃ20 every other week, that they are happy about it and that they are a broke student.

Lotti_Codd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

that's because no-one has ever said "a masters of science dealing with stem cells and regenerative medicine."

If asked, any such person would say they had a masters in regenerative medicine specialising in stem cells (or something similar.)

It would be like me referring to myself as a "doctor of philosophy."

-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you just enjoy being a asshole? I canโ€™t imagine anyone actually wanting to be with someone who is this big of a bitch.

eddietwang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:00:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I find it unsurprising you've never heard of grad school

Lotti_Codd ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well, like the majority of the world I am not American. Luckily that is a good thing which means that I have intellect and can understand simple things like "20 quid" is UK slang for 20 English pounds, meaning (as I have mentioned before) that this is the UK, which doesn't have fucking grad schools... it has universities.

I do not find it unsurprising that you have such a low intellect.

eddietwang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow you are a sad, sad little man.

Lotti_Codd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:20:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Woman... and at least I'm not an American.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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Lotti_Codd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:15:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I graduated at 26. It took me a while to figure out what I wanted to do, which worked out because deciding what you want to do with the rest of your life at 17 doesn't really work out like you'd hope.

Outside of the US you choose your course and not your university, but they are linked. You don't just go to uni and then decide what you want to do. No wonder your country is so fucked.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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Lotti_Codd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:26:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty much all countries except the US.

You are in the US.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Outside of the US you choose your course and not your university

I mean in the UK you do both and while you start on a certain course from the beginning it's very easy in many/most universities to change your focus in the first year or 2. There are some subjects it might not be possible to transition into (the very popular ones with full classes and difficult admissions) but you can certainly wander within the UK system a bit too.

COSMOOOO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"In university, relying on handouts" something doesnt compute. So mind your own business and maybe you would have success so you wouldn't be so bitter.

Lotti_Codd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:13:02 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What fucking language are you trying to speak in? The commentator already retorted.

Cognitive_Chaos ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 14:56:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not even a kid and $25 be great

Aviaeth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:22:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's like a week's worth of groceries and some extra

Cognitive_Chaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:56:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lifetime supply of ramen noodles lol

Choco_Bacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd cry if someone gave me $25 right now and I'm 22.

[deleted] ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 14:21:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of shitbird kid has parents throwing around 25 bucks? When I was a kid 5 bucks was a fucking treasure

Mister_Probably ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:03:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, and when my mom was a kid she made .25 an hour working at a store. The $5 I got a month as a kid is more like $15 or 20 now.

blamethemeta ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:31:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Inflation, man. It gets us all

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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pomlife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:53:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

when has $5 been able to buy a video game that wasn't some shitty app

xKazimirx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As late as the early 2000s if my childhood is anything to go by.

mizu_no_oto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's why you saved your allowance.

DisasterAhead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:11:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents would give me 5 times my age per month, with the stipend that I had to save at least a quarter of it, and they had to approve of what I was buying before I could.

blubat26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:45 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's an ass-ton of money.

YoyoDevo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:58:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah how dare that piece of shit have rich parents. He should have aborted himself the moment he got a big allowance.

WatDeFark ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Calm down little Donald T

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:36:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly, if someone gave me $25 it'd make my day. That's enough to get a really good meal or buy a record.

KailasB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:47:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I used to get 50 cents (โ‚ฌ0.5) a week and would always get excited about all the 5cent sweets i could get. Finding a โ‚ฌ2 coin one week was amazing. Bought 40 5cent chewing gums in one go and hid them so my parents wouldnโ€™t find out.

LeeTheGoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What would you do with 25 dollars?

KailasB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Probably the same thing my sisters friend did when she stole โ‚ฌ20 from her parents. Spend it all on sweets in one go like any old dumb primary school kid.

I did actually get a genuine allowance once i got older but it was in a savings account i didnt have access to. I was allowed to spend it but obviously my parents would only allow it if it was something reasonable.

_zarkon_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I guessing one that wanted a $50 video game.

rCak3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The one who wants the $100 v-bucks pack

auspicious-erection ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a child and received 20 for allowance/ choirs, I felt rich

onederful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:33:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If a spoiled kid wants something that costs 25.01 and his allowance is 25 flat, theyโ€™re gonna throw a fit no matter what. The kid probably believes that if he wines hard enough like heโ€™s used to, hell eventually get what he wants. Probably has no concept of saving because of this nor the value of a dollar.

Sir_TactiCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hell, I'm 16 and I'm super happy when I get even a dollar

godrestsinreason ยท 239 points ยท Posted at 15:46:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can't attribute literally every single behavior to the child's upbringing. Sometimes the parents don't have 100% control of the environment. Kids could learn shit from school, from media, from their other family members, friends, friends' families, etc. Sometimes kids are just little pieces of shit to their parents because they saw behaviors that worked elsewhere.

This kind of shit also assumes that parents have to be perfect in every way. Kids interpret things that would be appropriate between two adults to be appropriate behavior from a kid to a parent.

bostonbedlam ยท 151 points ยท Posted at 15:58:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s what Reddit does. Assumes that โ€œevery child misbehaving is due to incompetent parenting.โ€

You canโ€™t apply the logic of your grown self to a small child with an undeveloped brain and experience to tell them the shit theyโ€™re about to do is stupid. I did and said shit when I was 22 that make me want to punch my past self in the face.

ThousandYearsWide ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:33:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. People who have never raised kids calling other people terrible parents.

manbruhpig ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:14:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Also ITT, people gatekeeping how humble their roots were, in an apparent attempt to win Redditโ€™s โ€œmy parents were poorer than yoursโ€ Olympics.

seashoreduck ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:39:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least your parents didn't put it out there for millions to see. A small town can feel like "everyone in the world" but it's not. Reddit is huge.

bostonbedlam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Very true. Itโ€™s easy to forget sometimes just how many people have access to everything we write in a public space like this.

Incredulous_Toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 29 and I regret dumb things I did last year.

At least I learn from it though.

bostonbedlam ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We should never stop growing, but also never forget where we once were and view kids accordingly (imo)

Incredulous_Toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Very true.

I realized my comment implied that kids don't learn from their mistakes. I didn't mean it that way, I was just saying that I'm not as dumb as I was last year. I hope anyway.

bostonbedlam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:38:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That was my fault - I didnโ€™t interpret your comment that way at all. In fact I was saying that we should all have your outlook toward our past selves. My response didnโ€™t state that very well. And by the way, Iโ€™m 29 too, and feel the same way!

tanstaafl90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not every, but either there are many bad parents, or many kids with some mental disability. Which is more likely?

CptJaunLucRicard ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:23:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People who do this are why parenting is a never-ending gauntlet of anxiety, guilt, and self-doubt.

Any way in which your kids are less then perfect, you must have fucked up.

Rausage505 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:12:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. The GF and I moved out of a crappy apt and into a crappy house. Whatevs, it was cheap, we were poor students, and it was a vast improvement over the apartment (garage, laundry facilities, and no shared walls!).

Walls needed to be painted, previous occupants had unsupervised kids and markers. Every single wall had writing on it. "WTF kinda people let their kids write on the walls?", and then we noticed some of the marks were done with adult hand-writing. Oh.

This was the same house that had random knives hidden throughout. And a loaded 9mm magazine stashed in the water heater closet. And strangers knocking on our back door around 3am (I put up a BIG, locked fence & gate).

daisuke1639 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:45:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Drugs

Rausage505 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:08:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I had to guess... yeah, probably.

When we moved in, we had to get the gas company come and re-install a meter on the house, as they took the whole damn thing after their bill had gone far too long without being paid. Like how much do you owe the gas company that they come and take the meter?!?

I just felt bad for the kids. The water heater was gas. The stove was gas. The heater was gas. That just sucks.

Even worse... we come home one day to some O2 tanks sitting on our porch. They were mis-delivered, as the previous occupants hadn't updated their address with the medical supply company. Turns out, they were for one of the kids. Neighbor told us there were 4 kids living there. They did NOT miss the former tenants.

daisuke1639 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like my hometown in rural KY.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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foreignfishes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:01:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

also a kid can have literally nothing โ€œwrongโ€ with them and still misbehave, that is completely normal. As much as reddit wants to deny it, misbehaving is literally part of being a child to a certain extent. Kids are learning about the world around them by doing and touching, theyโ€™re testing boundaries to explore independence, and they canโ€™t regulate their emotions and impulses like adults can or comprehend complex cause and effect. All of that can easily lead to good kids with good parents doing dumb stuff sometimes.

I was a good kid who liked school and didnโ€™t get in trouble much, that somehow didnโ€™t stop me from using rubber stamps all over the wall one day when my mom wasnโ€™t watching. Or chucking my sippy cup during a toddler meltdown and almost hitting a random lady with it. The most important part is how parents react to it tbh

McTuppence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mum still canโ€™t understand how different we have turned out to be. 3 kids and we are all incredibly different. ,Same house, same rules, schools etc Adults with completely different outlooks on life and personalities. You are so right, other influences come into it. Friendship circles, interests, media etc

Dsn303 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:02:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, my daughter, when she was 3 or 4, saw a boy having tantrums in the store over some sweets he wanted, he eventually got them as his behaviour somehow worked with his parents. So after some time my daughter tried that with me, we immediately went out of the shop and back home where she got lengthy lecture on how this kind of behaviour is bad and sheโ€™s not gonna get anything by doing it. I have to add that I talk a lot with her, I rarely have any problems with her so I knew she tried that because she noticed it worked for others.

PokeMasterWrath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:47 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I brought you that shit home with me from wherever I learned it my ass still got beat

seashoreduck ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you're a parent of a child with shitty behavior you don't 1) give an unpredictable kid $25 cash. 2) post it on the freaking internet. It takes some ass-poor parenting to post a kids fuck up online for the world to see.

godrestsinreason ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:40:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a black and white assumption based on nothing except for one single context-less event that happened.

seashoreduck ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Destroying $25 in a fit of rage is a fuck up. Want to post your fuck ups online? Be my guest. Itโ€™s shitty to post other peopleโ€™s, especially when they have no recourse and it doesnโ€™t truly affect you.

godrestsinreason ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:57:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, we don't even have the mother's first name, let alone the child's name. Hard to shame the kid when nobody is able to find out who he is.

seashoreduck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:07:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Names have been removed but this was shared publicly. This means someone intentionally photographed this and chose to share it. Whoever initiated the chain of events was shaming their child. Never mind the fact that NOTHING is truly secret or anonymous on the internet. Random pictures like these, even without faces visible are sourced all the time...sometimes just because of board internet detectives and sometimes by daytime talk shows looking for something to get viewers attention.

godrestsinreason ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:09:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

This is all cccooonnnjjjeeeccctttuuurrreee. Literally all of what you're saying is hypothesis. Maybe this was sent to a friend via text. Maybe the OP story is just a lie, and they googled a picture of ripped up money. You're so preoccupied with being outraged that you're not thinking critically, but are tunnel-thinking instead. If you think about this holistically, there's really no reason to start pointing fingers at anyone, because any one piece of conjecture is just as valid as any other.

seashoreduck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:52:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not preoccupied with being enraged. The premise of the story is one that is meant to embarrass one particular child for a very specific action and thatโ€™s unacceptable. Iโ€™m going with the information we do have which is a parent shared this picture of $25 that their child ripped up. That is literally all we know. If someone wants to pull pictures off the Internet and put them with fake quotes thatโ€™s equally fucked up. Maybe they are not a parent in that case, but they still are a shit person.

godrestsinreason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But again, you don't even know where it came from. It could be a text message from a parent to a friend. You say you're not preoccupied with outrage, but literally everything you're saying tells a different story. There's nothing "unacceptable" about what's going on here, in the child/parent relationship. Anything you're pointing to to illustrate bad parenting is hypothetical.

seashoreduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m of the belief you donโ€™t shit share kids stuff.

godrestsinreason ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm of the belief that each mistake or misguided decision a parent makes doesn't necessarily make them monsters.

seashoreduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Being shitty doesn't make you a monster. I don't see anyone calling them a monster. Displaying a child's mistakes for the world to see is shitty, however, especially if you are that child's parents.

godrestsinreason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You don't know that this was intentionally displayed for the world to see, because it's a meme written by someone who's obviously not the parent.

I thought I drilled that point down deep enough that it was impossible to be unclear, yet here we are. This is exactly what I'm talking about. You keep saying this isn't an outrage thing, but you're quick to point fingers. You act like you understand that you don't have the full context on this situation, yet you keep insisting that this is the parent publicly shaming the kid. I don't know man, I can't really grasp where your head is at. It just seems to be arguing for the sake of arguing lol

seashoreduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, no it isn't. We have very little information. This is a post presumably about a child's rage. I feel that it is a shitty thing, period. Nobody should be posting, pseudo posting a child's private moments of anger and frustration online. And yeah, that means I think that those Jimmy Kimmel Halloween candy videos are totally fucked up and disgusting.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:06:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I DO blame the parents, here's why. You don't need 100% control to raise a decent little human. Parents should/can & do have control over a lot of things you mentioned: Media- Parents should monitor.

Family members-parent should know which family is iffy.

Friends-Tell your kid that they can't hang out with bad influences and tell them why. We don't need to be perfect, but we are role models and they emulate us.

Not_Nice_Niece ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 14:55:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ripped up money once as a kid. I don't remember my motivation but I was upset about something. I quickly regretted it and taped it back together.

Twoggles ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 15:34:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I split ยฃ20 with my sister when I was younger. Tore the note right down the middle.

Jorlung ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:49:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pewtiog ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:50:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I once ironed a $10 note as a kid with the help of mum. Our money is plastic, and it immediately melted and shriveled up. I thought I felt stupid, but boy she felt even stupider.

SECRET_AGENT_ANUS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:19:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did the exact same thing.

Arithik ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:51:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did sort of the same thing. I just ripped up my whole room like an idiot. My mom was actually happy because I tore down a Baywatch movie poster she hated.

hooligan99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:48:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was like 8 my mom gave me $2 because it was pizza day at school for lunch. My class got let out late for some reason and by the time I got to the front of the huge pizza line, they were all out and only had sloppy joes left. FUCK sloppy joes. Instead of eating that pile of disappointment I angrily threw my $2 in the trash.

Zeus1130 ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 15:22:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously? Kids will be assholes and do stupid shit even if youโ€™re the most badass, most amazing parents ever. Lol

CoolRanchBaby ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:36:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah kids do some stupid, bizarre stuff. Any parent who tells you their kids never do is lying.

HoboSkid ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:43:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly, it's part of the growing up/learning process. I feel like I'm a decent human being, but I've got stories about being a little shit my parents have told me.

Alexander556 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:30:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Therefore you need to punish them if they missbehave.

Iam not talking about the hot clothes iron to the soles of the feet, but choking them out a couple of times should do the job.

Zeus1130 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:36:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right! Or maybe a swift kick to the shins with steel toes

Alexander556 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:46:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, dont leave bruises where they could be seen.

HambeastsSTINK ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:32:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I apparently shredded up 2 dollars when I was 2 years old and obviously don't remember this, but my mom wouldn't stop using it against me until I was 12. "I'm not letting you keep any money you got for your birthday because you tear up money"

PeachiDani ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:36:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lol wow. A 2 year old would probably shred up money just do see what would happen. It probably wasn't malicious at all.

veggiezombie1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:51:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At 2 you canโ€™t be expected to understand the value of anything. If that $2 was so important to your mom, maybe she shouldโ€™ve had the foresight to make sure her grabby toddler couldnโ€™t get ahold of it.

McTuppence ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My dad would have found creative ways for years to make his point. I can see him now haha

1TrueKnight ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:09:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind that would create a fake meme, about a child shredding money, for internet karma?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:20:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind of shitbird who rips up $25 of their money and post it on Twitter saying their shitbird kid did it for retweets.

Petewisestest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:59:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why do people think that it's always 100% the parents' fault? Newsflash, kids are fucking stupid and borderline psychotic half the time. Why the fuck anyone would even want kids is beyond me.

ragewolf345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:58:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You wouldnโ€™t be referring to a shit hawk would you?

adidasbdd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of shitbird raises a shitbird that allows their shitbird kid to do this?

Neighboreeno88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Adam Carriker

somedood567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The very same!

Fatburger3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:56:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ StarryJunglePlanet ยท 523 points ยท Posted at 14:42:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm in my late twenties and I would love 25 extra dollars right now! This kid is an ungrateful little asshole.

Fredredphooey ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 14:47:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is this kid's mom the one who canceled her wedding because the guests wouldn't pony up $1,500 each for her to have her "Kardashian for a day" experience?

Vsx ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 15:04:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

IT WAS HER SPECIAL DAY DUDE THAT'S THE LEAST THEY COULD DO.

grokforpay ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 15:45:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NEXT!

AmClark5 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:02:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY. NEXT!!

ordinarybots ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 17:02:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Poke_uniqueusername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TOWARDS THE UNCULTURED

BiteThisT_Roll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you! I always assumed it was a r/CB but never knew for sure.

You're awesome.

Affugter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:40:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Never gets old...

sexysuave ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 15:46:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean seriously people, what is $1,000? What is $1,500? Clearly, not a lot. It would be quite manageable and within budget. I've heard of people asking for worse

Totally sane that one

imajr ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:12:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Got a link by chance?

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:20:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:58:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I have a feeling that woman is not going to have a great time "backpacking" through South America, unless that a euphemism for staying at gated resorts where the staff all speak English.

macphile ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:49:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

She's going off to think about how everyone she knows is a backstabbing piece of shit, too. That's how she's going to regroup and clear her head.

Here's a thought: Imagine if she'd managed to con enough family members into shelling out the $1500. Imagine what a fucking neverending nightmare that wedding would have been. She'd have kept adding to it and demanding more money. She'd have been having childlike temper tantrums because not every flower petal was exactly perfect and people weren't worshipping her like a goddess all day.

And all of this is for their son somehow? To celebrate them finally coming together for him? That's not how it sounds. Her son would have been happy to see Mommy and Daddy get married in the backyard or a local park and have some fucking pizza and cupcakes. Now Daddy's fucked right off.

People will never cease to amaze me. I don't think I want to ever die, you know, because even in my late 90s or so, there's still be an even crazier Bridezilla or other personal drama that I'll want to marvel at.

amp-is-watching-you ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:20:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
eonOne ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe Iโ€™m into being watched, bot. You donโ€™t know me.

imajr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:29:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks. Tell your boss I said you deserve a raise

DizzyedUpGirl ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude just dodged a giant Bullet Bill.

vegetabledetritus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:47:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i would kill for an update to that story

jimlast3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Allegedly shed one of the contestants on "90 day fiance"

Spoiler alert

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Shemet a guy in England on a karaoke duet website. He can't come to America because his criminal record for fighting including putting someone's eye out. She can't move to England because she has shared custody of one of kids. But they got married anyways

/r/90dayfiance

PotentialApricot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:01:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

" The woman said she's now setting off on a two-month backpacking trip through South America." Huhmm what? She wanted to be a kardashian and now want to do the hippy for two months?

macphile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OMG, I was praying she was trolling. I still am. I refuse to accept that this is real. I mean, there are lots of Bridezillas out there demanding too much, but she's just a trainwreck that gets worse with every sentence. And of course, all of her family, friends, fiance, and the internet have told her to get fucked, and I'm sure she's still the one who's in the right, huh?

puggatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

For real, ive never had 1000 dollars in my life. Ever since ive been working my money goes to gas, food, or my car. The mps I ever had at once was 600 and That went to my car buying my car

-Mr_Rogers_II ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:55:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I heard that on the โ€œBizarre Filesโ€ as well.

hooberjabber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:13 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf...

Deerman-Beerman ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 15:09:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hate to break it to you op but this shit is fake

MaxFactory ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:41:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know if it's fake or not and you are probably right but man what kind of dumbass rips up 25$ for a stupid twitter post lmao

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:54:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If it goes viral it can actually be worth it to some people looking to get more publicity. I can name you a number of Vines where people destroyed shit that was worth more than $25.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:46:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It looks like how a dog would tear up money.

jtsports272 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:55:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Believe it or not but for the majority of people $25 is not much at all and they're cool with having bit of fun with twittersphere by spending it like that

RedditorFor1OYears ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:06:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Believe it or not but $25 is a lot to the majority of people.

Venne1139 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 17:29:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

>being that poor

We need to support Ted Cruz and his attempts to get rid of you people.

Iblishaitan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:53:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

it could be fake news with fake money ;)

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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asldkfj0943fn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's a bit more nuanced, lol. First of all it needs to be one piece and second they need to still be able to verify its legitimacy. So if you just bring some random scraps that make up more than 50% of the note you'll be rejected. There's a bunch of watermarks on each note and if they can't use any of them the note is not valid. I think specific laws vary by country, but it would be way to easy to scam the bank if you could trade any random assortment of pieces of money.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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asldkfj0943fn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nuance

Muppetude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind of person who probably has enough free time on their hands to tape it back together.

NothingsShocking ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

wellll maybe it was canadian dollars, which are worth like a lot less

Seamus_The_Mick ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:54:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Canadian dollars donโ€™t look like American dollars lmao

YoyoDevo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You'd spend $25 on something just as temporary. This is just how this person wants to spend it.

ColeKr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:13:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How do you know?

HambeastsSTINK ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:33:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't. He just thinks everything is fake in order to seem smart.

NukaSwillingPrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be happy with an extra 10 and a hug.

1075701 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:14:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit Iโ€™m happy with just the hug

frankxanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 30 and just started my own business. I'll take 25 dollars.

PM_ME_A_RANDOM_THING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m in my late 40โ€™s and make decent money. Iโ€™d still be pleased as peach to score $25. Thatโ€™s at least a couple rounds of beer and a sammich. OPโ€™s ungrateful shit doesnโ€™t know the true value of money.

Starklet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure anyone past the age of this kid would accept free money dude

Alexander556 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would burn down City blocks for 25 extra dollars (24 โ‚ฌ) right now.

PM-YOUR-PMS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I found 20 bucks on the ground a couple weeks ago. Iโ€™m still elated by it.

thanksgive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think that's the problem. This kid doesn't need 25 dollars. They are too young. 5 seems like a more reasonable amount. But still what are they gonna do with it?

athrowingway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't matter how big my salary gets, I will always take an extra $25.

Maxiie008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whoa that's my 15Gig of data per month

Turdulator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:26 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit, Iโ€™m almost 40 and Iโ€™d be glad to receive $25

rcc737 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 14:37:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Head to youtube and do a search on "spoiled rich kids". That's a very cringeworth rabbit hole. The mad hatter has nothing on some of those video's.

Jumbojet777 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think I could do that and not put a hole though my monitor... So I'll pass.

Fuckastumpthrowaway ยท -18 points ยท Posted at 15:58:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 11 years old and I think everything is cringe too so I'll enjoy those videos thanks

MaryBethBethBeth ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:16:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shouldnโ€™t you be in school

WhiteBlackBlueGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not if heโ€™s from a part of the world that doesnโ€™t have school right now which is like 2/3s of it

balancedhighs ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 15:42:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why is it always the parents fault?

15 years old and 364 days blame the parents.

16 years old. That is a bad person.

A good child can have a freak out. A bad parent can have well behaved kids.

Hardly "shitbird"

addysonclark3 ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 16:49:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't it obvious?

Do you really think the majority of people on reddit actually have kids, or have any experience at all parenting?

LorianneForest ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 17:06:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Child: throws tantrum

Reddit: โ€˜disgusting parents that canโ€™t raise a child. If I had a kid he would be completely obedient and only act the way I raised him to be, and there is no way he will ever act out of lineโ€™

apcreddit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:03:46 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I dread the day I will have to ignore my child's tantrums in public. It may annoy everyone but I rather have a screaming kid than an entitled POS as child.

I_hate_usernamez ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Also reddit: spanking is child abuse

ALoneTennoOperative ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:01:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Also reddit: spanking is child abuse

That would be because it is.
There've been plentiful studies on that very thing, and it causes negative outcomes ranging from lifelong poor mental health and increased criminality to thinking that hitting children is okay.

I_hate_usernamez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:58:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do the studies differentiate between spanking and beating bloody, or between spanking appropriately vs. spanking too often just cuz the dad was taking out his anger on the kid? This is why psych studies are only 50% reproducible, there are too many variables.

ALoneTennoOperative ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you just shouldn't hit kids.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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ALoneTennoOperative ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:18:53 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe I should spank my kids when they misbehave so they don't become rebellious brats.

So when the child grows older, and you do something they consider wrong, they're allowed to hit you?
Or, better yet, they're allowed to hit you for every single time you hit them as a child.
You know, since you "misbehaved" by assaulting a child.

Your claim that it is "so they don't become rebellious brats" is both telling and nonsensical.
Firstly because an authority may actually be in the wrong, and thus rebellion is justifiable.
Secondly because the wealth of evidence is that striking a child increases criminality and general rule-breaking behaviour.

If you want your kid to not break rules, don't break the very simple rule of "Don't hit kids".

I_hate_usernamez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:45:02 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So when the child grows older, and you do something they consider wrong, they're allowed to hit you?

Non sequiter. Adults are grown, know about the world, and can think rationally.

Your claim that it is "so they don't become rebellious brats" is both telling and nonsensical.

It's actually been common knowledge since... always.

If you want your kid to not break rules, don't break the very simple rule of "Don't hit kids".

Mmm nope, I don't think that's gonna do it.

ALoneTennoOperative ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:47:06 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Adults are grown, know about the world, and can think rationally.

Which means they can rationally determine that hitting kids is both wrong and ineffective, and that hitting someone that has, does, or would hit kids is morally acceptable to them.

It's actually been common knowledge since... always.

If by "common knowledge" you mean "a shitty assumption since disproven", sure.
The world moves on, and reasonable people base their actions on proven facts rather than a desire to hit children.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You make a good point, but at the same time, the majority of people on reddit actually were kids at some point, so have some idea what parenting looks like. I know that my parents never would have let me get away with some of the shit kids pull these days.

TopMacaroon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Are you assuming the majority of people on reddit aren't kids? lol

DecoyPrisonWallet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:08:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because you teach your kids the value of money, then give them money in amounts of it that wouldn't be considered ridiculous to give to someone who's mature enough to not tear it up. You give a dollar to a kid who's too immature to know that tearing it up isn't an appropriate reaction, not $25.

We blame the parents because it's the parents' job to teach them its value.

balancedhighs ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:28:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We blame the parents because it's the parents' job to teach them its value.

Maybe they did. But people sometimes bang their desk when they get angry. Could that cost $25? Maybe, if they break something on the desk. Did they have bad parents? Not necessarily. They're human. I'm just not willing to call someone a bad parent or a "shitbird" on this evidence alone.

ROKMWI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:24 on March 3, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I mean can't you blame the parents even beyond 18 years of age?

The reason someone abuses their child might be that they themselves were abused as a child. Upbringing has a big effect on a person.

SomeFatBoy_WhoCares ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:04:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m a fucking 17 year old and Iโ€™ll accept a 10 dollar allowance any day, let alone 25 dollars

Doustin ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:34:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right? Like do people not value their 25 bucks in the US or something? I wouldnโ€™t consider myself to be terribly into 25 bucks, but Iโ€™ sure as hell not scrathing it.

Molinero96 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:50:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the kind that think this is real.

KnotHanSolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:21:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œItโ€™sโ€ lol.

DecoyPrisonWallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:27 on October 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's: a perfectly good gender-neutral pronoun contraction

Rickmundo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shitbird?

Kenny?

ExpAwesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Probably just someone's kid that ripped up money because they didn't know any better and the OP made up a back story for internet points

DunbarsPhoneNumber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:55 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is the most likely scenario

havetopoibtthe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whi the fuck gives a allowance? I had to earn money as a Kid. Where did this entitlement to an allowance come from?

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:20:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I don't understand why kids get allowances in the first place. If you need something, just ask, but I'm not shelling out money for no reason.

Edit: You guys seem to be misinterpreting my comment. What I am saying is that if a kid needs something essential, like shoes, clothes, or school supplies, then bring it to my attention. What I am not saying is that they should be begging for useless shit like Fortnite emotes, candy, or video games. Anything besides essentials will always be a "No" unless there is a special occasion.

As for teaching your kid about how to spend money: If a kid is old enough to have an allowance in the first place, they are old enough to understand simple finances as long as you are willing to explain things to them. Growing up, I had no allowance, yet I still understood the concept of money. I had things explained to me at the grocery store when I would ask for frivolous things, and I understood. I wasn't some boy wonder, I was just a regular kid. I know this sub's name is literally /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, but most kids are smart enough to be spoken to instead of being handed "Fuck Off" money every week. All an allowance does is allow your kid to buy stupid shit without your knowledge while simultaneously teaching them that money will always be there and that they can just wait a week for more if they fuck up.

InboxMeYourNukes ยท 227 points ยท Posted at 14:27:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s useful for them to understand the relationship between amounts of money and goods.

If you just make it a binary yes/no thing, they wonโ€™t learn anything about why you can or canโ€™t afford to buy them one thing vs another.

EatsonlyPasta ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 15:44:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I had to invoice my father for my allowance.

The dick would then try to haggle over a week's worth of chores. You cheap fuck I want my fiver to hide in my room so I can buy Yoshi's Island in 4 months.

InboxMeYourNukes ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:47:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Should have seized the means of chore production. โ˜ญ

PhilinLe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:59:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because of the size of text on my computer, that looks like somebody trying to put a thumb-tack in something.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You are now a moderator on r/latestagecapitalism

huhIguess ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:40:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My father paid an allowance based on chore completion each day - and deducted penalties due to unsatisfactory work.

One quarter for each day's work - and Two quarters taken away for each chore left incomplete.

After 4 days, I'd earned $1.00

After a full week, my father earned $0.50 and I learned the cost of education.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:54:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But what do you do now? Did his tactic work?

EatsonlyPasta ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:00:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I know when he redid the brick wall in the kitchen and I billed him for labor my mother said "you created this. Pay the man".

I never had a problem stepping to an employer and basically shutting everything down if there was a problem or dispute over my paycheck. It's served me well.

senkichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Haha that's awesome

[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 15:18:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Xoor ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:16:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Doesn't always work like that. Grew up poor, but my brother played my (divorced) parents against each other to squeeze as much as he could out of them. The trick it to make kids understand that parenting is hard work, and money doesn't come easily. If your kids love and empathize with you, they will be more understanding I think.

fuck_reddit_suxx ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:38:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, you mean like most people on earth? They eating dirt tortillas out there.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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fuck_reddit_suxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reddit is truth phobic and 50/50 Hitler references or reposts. Talking about a completely solvable global issue isn't the kind of activism that redditors do anymore.

makebelieveworld ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 15:13:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You know what my mom did to teach me this? She sent me to the store to buy stuff for her. As soon as I was able to walk to the store and buy stuff on my own she would send me. I loved the responsibility and I learned about money and what it could buy. Once I was older, I did babysitting and earned my own money to buy things I wanted. We did chores because it was our house too and we lived there so we helped keep it clean. Allowances teach you the wrong thing.

systemhost ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:23:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That would only work in certain areas as most of America is so geographically disperse no kids could walk to any store in the cities I've lived in. The exception would be Mexico for me as when I lived there you could find a corner grocery store with a few blocks or less.

Cow_Launcher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:42:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I lived in Fla. until I was about 11, and I agree that sending a kid out to the store would generally be very difficult in many areas, (long distance, crossing multiple busy roads).

But we emigrated to the UK after that and it was far easier to send me out with a fiver in my sweaty little fist to go get bread and milk or whatever from the local Budgens.

My missus (who is ten years older than me and has lived in the UK all her life) had apparently been doing this from about the age of 7, which would've been around 1970.

Not sure whether this is still the case that people do this, since people don't even trust their children to be able to walk home from school anymore.

Fuckastumpthrowaway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you develop an accent from growing up over there?

Cow_Launcher ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:12:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not to bore you with info you didn't ask for, but I was actually born in the UK and moved to the US when I was about three, so was old enough to talk and had already developed an accent.

Long story short, Americans thought I sounded English for the duration I was out there. And when we came back to England, everyone thought I sounded American for a good few years.

My accent now (35 years later) is basically a neutral middle-England unless I get drunk, at which point - and for no reason that anyone in my family can fathom - I sound like a character from Porky's.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:39:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cities where you can't walk to a shop? Weird cities lol. Admittedly the only American city I've ever been to is NYC but it seemed similar to any European city I've ever been in, ie you're never more than a 5 to 10 minute walk from a corner shop or supermarket.

baalroo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:52:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Cities where you can't walk to a shop? Weird cities lol.

Most american cities that aren't on the east coast were built around the fact that everyone has a vehicle and can thus have their home separated and sitting on it's own little 1/4-1/2 acre of land, surrounded by the quiet of other people with their home's on their own 1/4-1/2 acre of land. The nearest stores will usually be within a 2-10 minute drive.

The nearest convenience store to my home is about a five mile round trip. It's a very quick drive, but would be quite the walk on a tuesday evening for my kids. It's also much more expensive to buy basic goods there compared to driving the extra 2 minutes down to the grocery store to get better versions of the same stuff.

fernmcklauf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:34 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think I'm spoiled living in center city Philly where I can see two convenience stores from my bedroom window right at this very moment.

baalroo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:31 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It really just comes down to what you value. I've lived in a downtown area like that, but prefer having space.

fernmcklauf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:15 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like cozy small spaces, but I will admit I don't like the noise levels here.

bkn6136 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:55:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The vast majority of cities in the US are nothing like NYC.

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:57:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bro there are cities where you can't walk to your mailbox, or school bus stop. Not just cause we are fat and lazy but because distance.

NCRyoukidding ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

NYC is a lot denser than most American cities, theyโ€™re usually a lot more sprawling and are designed cars to be the major source of transportation as opposed to foot traffic or rail

I live in a city with about 200k people and from my house itโ€™s about 3-4 miles to the nearest store, and where some of my friends with it was almost double that because they lived in the suburbs

King_Dheginsea ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:08:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

My dude, NYC is far from the average US city lmao.

Growing up, the grocery store that was closest to me - on a good day with minimal traffic- was about 1.5 miles or a 5 minute drive. And that's considered very close-by for American standards.

commentRoulette ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As someone from SJ, the 10th largest city in the US, that wouldn't have worked. The closest grocery store/corner shop (they were in the same lot) was four miles round trip and involved crossing the on/offramps for two major freeways.

DavidG993 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:12:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You've been to one city. And that is apparently indicative of every other city in America.

Fuck, you're stupid.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:24:46 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I didn't say that at all you clown.

Admittedly I've only been to NYC was me saying I have no clue about other American cities. New York seemed like a normal city to me, I don't know what the others are like.

Learn to fucking read before calling people stupid, cunt.

DavidG993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:21 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You called any city weird if you couldn't walk to a shop.

The fuck else would that mean.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:34 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It means your gran was a giraffe

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:31 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A FUCKING GIRAFFE. BIG LONG NECK, SPOTS, THE FAWKEEEN LOT YA DAFTY.

all joking aside, fuck you and your gran.

DavidG993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:31 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Awh. How sad. It's retarded.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:05 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't talk about your gran that way

DavidG993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:10 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The one that I care about is dead. I'm talking about you. The dumb shit that's trying to be clever.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:13:09 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did she die of retardation?

You should get checked out, apparently it's hereditary.

DavidG993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:14 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Still thinking about me? How cute.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:30 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Were you still thinking about me when you saw the new message notification? Lol, clown.

DavidG993 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:08 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, if it makes you feel better that's what I was thinking about.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:48 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sexy.

makebelieveworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I am from the suburbs of TX. It was a 20 minute walk or a quick bike ride for me. I walked everywhere, it was a pretty safe neighborhood.

hahaha_yes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

you dont have a corner shop? Even a village shop?

walkswithwolfies ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:31:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People don't do this in suburbia. The store is three miles away.

makebelieveworld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from a suburb in texas, the store was luckily just a 20 minute walk. I also had a bike and would use that.

walkswithwolfies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

That is indeed lucky. Most people don't have the option to send their children to the store. Either too dangerous (inner cities) or too far (most suburbs).

makebelieveworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I lived in a suburb in texas, I walked or rode my bike, it took a while but I got there. Most suburbs you can get to a store. Most inner cities have stores on the corner or a block away so mom or dad can just run out really quick. I have lived in both. Most people can get to a store easily, not everyone, but most people.

walkswithwolfies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's not like that in California. Different zoning laws, I guess.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:47:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Most kids I know get allowances in exchange for good behavior. If they do their chores and arenโ€™t shits they get some money at the end of the week (Like $3-5). It gives the kids an incentive to behave and also teaches them the importance of saving money. If they actually want something expensive they have to save up for it and not waste money on trivial things.

makebelieveworld ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, they should just do their chores and not be shits. Good behavior should be expected not rewarded. Also to really teach them to save money, teach them to actually work for it with an actual job. I was mowing lawns for neighbors or raking leaves when I was like 8. I saved money for things I wanted and learned the value of a dollar. I was well behaved because it was expected and if I wasn't I was reprimanded. I did my chores because it was fair that everyone in the house had to help with stuff.

senkichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your way is not the only way.

makebelieveworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Never said it was.

Try_Sometimes_I_Dont ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:42:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids are not your free servants that do your bidding (huh sounds like slavery) even if some parents treat it that way. If you have the money there is nothing wrong with paying them for chores. To be clear there is a difference between paying an extortion fee so they clean their room and offering them some extra chores for a bit of money.

I teaches them the work/money relationship. They want to buy something from their allowance but don't have enough? Perfect chance for them to work a little extra for it. Teaches them the value of hardwork. If you just give them chores chores chores "BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO" they learn to follow your orders to avoid punishment which isn't exactly good. There is no reward there, because a reward of "I wont punish you if you do it" is not a reward.

NCRyoukidding ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:56:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Plus โ€œbecause I told you toโ€ for bitchwork usually just ends up with the kid doing a shitty job so itโ€™s over and they can move on with it

Try_Sometimes_I_Dont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. Its really not that different from an employers. Pay (or dont pay at all) extremely poorly and demand too much, the quality plummets. Have some mutual respect and pay decently? Quality will be much better.

You don't get that mutual respect by being a slavedriver. Parents really need to learn that while they are kids not capable of making good decisions, they are still people and you have to show them some respect if you want them to respect you.

jackpoll4100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah as a kid I did all the chores in the house because that's what I was told, but I did them my way because it was already a shot enough job and I knew my parents would rather do anything else than the chores. Sometimes they would complain, "that's not the way I do it!" and I would just say "you don't like the way I'm doing it then do it yourself". Usually worked because they didn't want to do any chores and they didn't really have a good way to punish me. They didn't buy me any big ticket stuff like videogames so that stuff was mine because I played for it 5 bucks at a time with lawn mowing money(the only thing my dad paid me for because he knew I wouldn't do it otherwise). They could send me to my room but I had plenty of books and my game boy, not much of a punishment lol.

HighProductivity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids are not your free servants that do your bidding (huh sounds like slavery) even if some parents treat it that way.

What kind of dumbass reach is that? It's a household, they live in it, there's stuff to do, so they help do it. It's not slavery, lmao.

Try_Sometimes_I_Dont ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps you grew up in a reasonable home without excessive chores. I didn't, neither do a lot of people. Of course some things are just shit that needs done and they should be expected to do their part. No one expects an allowance for that, its part of life and they have to get used to that unless you want to raise a bum.

I'm talking about the endless chores to keep them "busy" etc. They should have free/fun time. If they want more money they can do some extra chores during that freetime. Again it depends on the family situation. I'm basically saying if you don't reward the child for chores outside of basic responsibilities they learn nothing but resentment.

HighProductivity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with everything you said, but how is any of that close to "free servants /slavery"? I'm sure you'll be happy to retract this part, because the rest of your argument is correct without that.

Let's not forget, though, that many chores are self-rewarding, like having a clean house and food. I had plenty of chores in my house, they never rewarded me with money (directly) but I was always rewarded, be it time with friends, new stuff (so indirectly money, I guess) and most importantly: my parent's trust.

But again, asking your kids to clean the dishes isn't slavery, lol.

Try_Sometimes_I_Dont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But again, asking your kids to clean the dishes isn't slavery, lol.

And I agree. I'm talking about parents who lazy af and literally have their kids to EVERYTHING. Nothing is ever good enough. No you cant do x because I said so. I AM KING HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH.

That is basically slavery because unfortunately kids have very few rights and the parents get free work out of them. These are the same parents who will have another kid for the gov benefits. Its sadly too common. They dont seem to care that they are raising and shaping a human being. Instead they see it as what can the kid do for me. Like they own the kid.

makebelieveworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did chores because I lived in the house and it was my house so I helped to take care of it. It wasn't slavery. I helped make the mess, I should help clean it. My mom didn't get paid to clean, she wasn't my slave, why should I get paid? I didn't enjoy it but I understood that I lived in the house too so I should help take care of it. It made my mom happy and gave me a sense of pride and accomplishment. We didn't get punished for not doing chores because we did the chores because we were asked to help not told to. By the time we were teenagers, my mom didn't have to ask, we usually just offered to help. That is the difference.

vermiliondragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There does not need to be a link between allowance and chores. My kids get an allowance to cover the things they want. As parents, we don't have unlimited money for our wants and neither do our kids. Spent all your allowance on x and now want y? You're gonna have to save up for that, just like we do for stuff we want or want for our family.

Going to the store for your parents might teach you how much something costs, but doesn't teach you about prioritizing how to spend your limited money.

commentRoulette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My allowance taught me the value of saving. If I wanted something (for example a new game boy game or Lego set), then my options were save for it or wait for Christmas or my birthday. I also would sometimes get money from relatives for my Christmas or my birthday. It started out at a dollar a week, then was upped to two, then to five around middleschool/ highschool-ish. I could prioritize what I wanted to save for/spend money on and I would ask myself is this thing really worth the time I have to wait for that money. I still could ask mom and dad for things, but it meant that instead of no, I would get you can wait or spend your own money on that.

iwontbeadick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's more than one way to teach your kids about money. Sounds like that's one way that works for some people, and an allowance is another.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My dad just said no to anything I ever asked for. If I didnt NEED it to survive I didnt get it. And no we were not poor.

WhatDoesItMatter2017 ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 14:34:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make them earn it!! Small jobs. Teach them to help the family. Allowance is like welfare! Itโ€™s an entitlement.

InboxMeYourNukes ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:34:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My allowance was always dependent on me completing all my chores. I.e. just like a paycheck. Is that not commonly the condition parents put on it?

WhatDoesItMatter2017 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not necessarily. Many parents give allowance freely w/o strings attached. No work needed.

greenbabyshit ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 15:00:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No wonder you see it as something you're entitled to. The rest of us had to do shit around the house to get our allowance. My son hasn't done shit all week, and tomorrow is Friday, so I guarantee he ain't doing shit else but chores today because he will want his money tomorrow.

jodilye ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:13:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why on earth are you getting downvoted?! I've known plenty of parents who gave it out regardless of behaviour through the week. I don't think it always reflected on the parenting or ultimately the children but it isn't the way I'd do it with mine.

harassmaster ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah! Put โ€˜em to work in the factories while weโ€™re at it!

/s

WhatDoesItMatter2017 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Be a good parent. Teach them young to help. Putting away dishes, setting the table, picking up their clothes, making their bed etc. It all helps.

harassmaster ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 14:56:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I get that. Responsibility is important. Teaching them to work for a wage as young children is wrong, though, and reinforces a society where money rules. I think we all need to get away from this.

ErectusPenor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 15:02:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's how society works, you may not like it but working for the money you get is how you apply value to it, especially as a child. Kids don't understand money. They don't understand why their parents don't just buy them everything. Giving an allowance can demonstrate that money is limited and you can't get everything you want. In society money does rule, and you have to live with that and teach your children how to do that as well.

What would you do instead?

harassmaster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:12:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Teaching the child why the behavior is good or bad behavior rather than providing positive or negative incentive or punishment for either behavior.

We mow the lawn because the grass will get too high and we canโ€™t do anything fun in the yard.

We clean our bedroom because if it gets too dirty, we can get sick and not feel good.

...etc.

I think providing allowance makes kids devalue much of what they do on the chore front. Itโ€™s important to teach the value of a particular chore or task. This means we donโ€™t punish them when they donโ€™t do it, rather we try to understand why.

ErectusPenor ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But how do we teach children to value money in our modern society? How can they value money if you just give it to them? In an ideal situation we do what you say and then use intermittent reinforcement, because I do agree with you that giving a reward every time can diminish the original reasoning for doing something. Especially for kids. That way they still maintain what the actual reason for doing their chores is

[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 14:30:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or you could just explain it to them.

InboxMeYourNukes ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 14:33:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You canโ€™t just explain it and expect it to click for them. Kids are fucking stupid. They need experience to learn.

mevic1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:37:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There should be a subreddit dedicated to how fucking stupid kids are...

DimlyLitMind ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:42:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You've hit gold, Jerry! Gold!

Attya3141 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What?

mevic1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:45:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just a stupid little joke I made because the subreddit name came up organically

Worthie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's very naive.

cigoL_343 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Kids, and people in general learn a lot better by doing than by just being talked at lol

Wakkajabba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:05:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's not pragmatic at all.

You know for somebody who's trying to be practical you suck ass at it.

Wsing1974 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 14:32:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To teach them the value of saving money and delayed gratification. I give my teenage daughter an allowance, and she's responsible for buying a lot of her own consumables and entertainment items. Hopefully she'll learn to manage a paycheck when she gets one someday.

makebelieveworld ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 15:19:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why doesn't she get a job? That is what I did. I babysat, and did yard work for neighbors and made my own money. I learned the value of a dollar much more then my friends whose parents just gave them allowance money. household chores don't count as jobs. Chores are a shared responsibility you have for living in the house.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:53:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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jtsports272 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:02:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because luckily there are many families who are lucky enough to live a good life and parents value their kids time and enjoyment of life over 100 a week..: teenagers should spend their free time learning more about their adamdeic subjefts , improving their athletic and music performance , socialising and resting ... they can work after college ... can't give kids every bit but can't let them suffer and make them hate your

vermiliondragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because it's a different world than I grew up in. There are fewer jobs willing to hire teenagers and meeting expectations for bare minimum to get into a decent college requires much more time outside school.

No family I know is going to hire a 12 or 14 year old to babysit though it was common when I was that age. Maybe by 16 or 18, but frankly most are hiring adults. Same for yard care: there are many adults competing for those jobs.

makebelieveworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You are right. It's a different time these days, but as a 12 year old kid you can get paid to do photoshop online or edit videos or make websites for old people. But what do I know, I am not a kid, they know way more then I did at that age.

vermiliondragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All of those assume you have access to a computer and some software, so pretty high buy in. Also does not address the issue that going to school and doing well is not enough to get into a good college. Your hours outside of school are better spent on activities that will enhance your college application than working for minimum wage if college is your plan.

xynix_ie ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:32:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It teaches economics. I don't buy anything for my son. If he wants to rent a movie or buy a new mouse or keyboard he does it with his own funds. I pay him for getting As every half year, and for doing the mundane tasks like hedge clipping, trash removal, crap like that. He also saves his birthday and Christmas money. He's managed to save several thousand dollars through the years and hates spending money because he knows what it takes to earn money. He questions every purchase he makes which is more than most adults do.

KnowsItToBeTrue ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:09:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a good idea, how much do you give him for the mundane jobs?

xynix_ie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:26:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He gets a weekly allowance and it's a flat rate. When he was 10 or so I started putting in a credit system where he would earn a dollar a day for doing good in school, up to 5 a week, now it's 20 a week so long as I don't have to ask him to do anything which I usually don't. At this point the kid is really good with money and absolutely hates credit. At times he's asked to buy a big ticket ($60 game or whatever) and took a loan out. Boy did he hate not being paid at the end of the week until the loan was paid back. After that he stopped spending and stopped taking loans out.

KnowsItToBeTrue ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Appreciate the reply!

_a_random_dude_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The first part of the comment is good parenting (uncommon, but not extraordinary), but the loan is absolute genius. I'm gonna do the same, though I might add interest to the deal. I had to learn the loan lesson the hard way.

bedazzlethis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:56:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was growing up, my dad gave me a flat rate and I had to help around the house, obviously... But if I ever didn't do one of my chores, I'd get docked money.Then there was that awesome day he didn't want to pull the dandelions so he paid me a cent per head. I ended up with like $70 (or some huge number... I legitimately don't remember) by the end of it. I think he underestimated the amount of weeds because that only happened once!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:08:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But at the same time I feel like that gives the child the idea that chores should be done for some external gratification rather than doing it because you're part of a family. I never got an allowance as a child so there was always a greater sense of fulfillment when doing chores, because I knew that it was lessening the burden of my parents and the rest of family. If I was given money I feel like it would cheapened all those experiences down to the dollar value I got and made it more likely that I would only perform activity and tasks for some external reward. Just my two cents (pun intended)

ScarletJew72 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:31:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

so there was always a greater sense of fulfillment when doing chores, because I knew that it was lessening the burden of my parents and the rest of family.

Oh comeon, you know that's BS. We all hated doing chores as a kid, even if there was a reward for it.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:40:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Aye that's so ridiculous. I believe that they might remember it that way but I don't believe it actually was that way.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I hated doing it but I knew I had to do it for my family. I felt bad when my parents had to pick up my slack. So I did it for empathetic reasons. I didn't always jump to do them but at the end of the day my motivation was not financial but empathetic. That's the difference.

jackpoll4100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe that worked on you because you were particularly empathic, but most kids aren't. And forcing them to do chores won't make then more empathic if they already don't care. You can only expect so much empathy out of kids and making them do all the chores without anything back just breeds resentment.

If they do homework and chores all the time, on top of spending all day in school, they are gonna feel they deserve something back(the occasional toy, book, an allowance, whatever rewards you want really), especially when they see adults who get compensation for their work. Kids have some sense of fair treatment even if they dont really know what's actually fair yet. You wouldn't expect an adult to have so much empathy for others that they just do work every day for them out of the goodness of their hearts. Some people do, but not most, and kids have even less empathy than adults.

Jormungandragon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:44:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah! Kids should be doing chores for their sense of pride and accomplishment!

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:46:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Be sarcastic all you want but there's other options besides dangling a treat in front of your kid to get them to do what you need them to.

Jormungandragon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:54:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not really being sarcastic, but thatโ€™s almost literally what you just said, so I thought it was funny.

Sloppy1sts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What if you dad made 300k and therefore you had literally zero reason to be empathetic? I mean, yeah, he worked a fuckton, but he could have hired a full-time maid if he wanted to.

You're damn right he motivated me with money.

jtsports272 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids should be given an allowance from when they're able to think -- it teaches money management and responsibility , they should get it regardless of grades and shouldn't be linked to anything ... grades should be gotten for personal development and satisfaction ... if you just buy everything for the kids then they won't feel independent and won't care about the prices and will be angry they can't save up for purchases that they don't want parents to know about (e.g. Say condoms or a train ticket etc )

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I definitely think there's some advantages to an allowance the biggest being early teaching of money management. But at the same time I'd want kids to be internally motivated in whatever they may do. You can still explicitly teach financial literacy and schools also cover (at least they did where I went) basic money management. The best thing for me was just setting an excellent example. My parents never realty spent outside of their range and used things as much as they could before they broke, and had emergency savings etc, and gave simple explanations about these things, so when I got my first credit card, I just followed their example. Money management wasn't too much of a problem for me.

At the end of the day it depends on the needs of the child. If you think your child would benefit more from learning money management earlier and developing impulse control then an allowance is the way to go. If you see your child would benefit more from developing a sense of empathy and perspective taking then no allowance is the way to go.

Sloppy1sts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:27:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Being internally motivated is not a natural aspect of life. The vast majority of people, even of those who like their jobs, are not internally motivated to get up at 7AM 5 days a week to do it.

Money motivates adults so I don't see any reason it shouldn't motivate children.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Sloppy1sts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:30:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, don't fucking act like it's normal for a child to gain a sense of fulfillment from taking out the trash or doing the dishes.

What the fuck does a 10 year old's mentality toward chores have to do with general American attitudes toward family?

DoneRedditedIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Sad, but true. Too many Americans only think of themselves and only consider the immediate future. There is no long term planning or family considerations. It's as if most people's family planning is "shit, I got a kid. Guess I'm stuck with this mistake for 18 years, at which point I can finally kick it to the curb as my father before me so I can wait to die alone in peace."

In Asia it's "thank god I got a kid, this is my retirement plan. As my most important investment I need to make all the right choices and raise them to be hard working and filial so they can take care of their family when older, and on to the next generation the same.

TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...and then be a burden to their children, who decide to leave their elders to starve on the mountains. Just as they always have.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:25:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:39 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I suppose economic hardship can make people do desperate things. Good thing we have social security and not "children as investments".

DoneRedditedIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:07 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you're invested in your children, you're invested in the future. Economic hardship can make people do desperate things, but safety nets can cause people to make poor decisions. Single parenthood for example would largely go away if there wasn't a welfare dragnet incentivizing single moms to have as many kids as possible. Being raised by a single mother is one of the largest common denominators among violent criminals, just to name one example. Welfare does some good things, but it's also responsible for some pretty disastrous cultural breakdowns. Society now depends on the government instead of on marriages and family.

TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:41:08 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Actually you can be invested in the future without having children.

And desperate decisions can (and often are) poor decisions.

Single parenthood for example would largely go away if there wasn't a welfare dragnet incentivizing single moms to have as many kids as possible.

And no, it won't. Just as harsher prison sentences have failed to curb crime, so too will the threat of starvation fail to curb single parenthood. You don't solve problems by making people suffer more.

Being raised by a single mother is one of the largest common denominators among violent criminals, just to name one example.

And can you narrow that down to the single-mother factor, or could poverty be at play?

Welfare does some good things, but it's also responsible for some pretty disastrous cultural breakdowns.

So is capitalism, but that doesn't mean we should get rid of it.

Society now depends on the government instead of on marriages and family.

What does that even mean? And why do you come to this conclusion?

DoneRedditedIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:34 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Actually you can be invested in the future without having children.

People are animals, and the purpose of life is to reproduce. You can not be invested in something that isn't yours. I'm talking objective reality and the future generation. If the current generation is not properly invested in the future generation, there is going to be problems. Outside of adoption, you can not raise someone else's children.

And no, it won't. Just as harsher prison sentences have failed to curb crime, so too will the threat of starvation fail to curb single parenthood.

Except for the fact that there is a very strong correlation between divorce rates and public welfare between countries.

And can you narrow that down to the single-mother factor, or could poverty be at play?

I didn't run the studies, but you can ask find several such studies online and ask the author about their methodology. My understanding is yes, you can do a multivariate analysis and control for poverty. Also, as someone who has lived in China half my life, Asia's vast crippling poverty has not translated into more crime. China is one of the safest countries in the world ranked by homicide. Poverty is not linked to crime when you control for other factors like IQ. It has been debunked repeatedly. It is only believable inside an American bubble where criminals ALSO happen to be poor. Correlation does not equal causation.

So is capitalism, but that doesn't mean we should get rid of it.

You can make a case that it is the less of two evils, and that may be the case. I'm not going to say there is an objective answer here.

What does that even mean? And why do you come to this conclusion?

Traditionally families depend on each other instead of social programs and government intervention. Fathers have been replaced by welfare and court ordered child support. Women can now have children from multiple fathers and not worry about the welfare of their kids, because the state will take the place of the father. This would have been impossible until recent history. Previously, if you were going to have a kid you had to get married or you were screwed, because there was no other way to provide for your family and no government to cry to. It was either charity or family and that is almost certainly why the divorce rate was so low historically, and still is low in most countries without strong welfare and family courts.

TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:26 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People are animals, and the purpose of life is to reproduce. You can not be invested in something that isn't yours. I'm talking objective reality and the future generation. If the current generation is not properly invested in the future generation, there is going to be problems. Outside of adoption, you can not raise someone else's children.

Speak for yourself. I like to help my community even if it doesn't have my semen in it.

Except for the fact that there is a very strong correlation between divorce rates and public welfare between countries.

And there's a strong correlation between lack of pirates and global warming. That doesn't actually mean they're causative.

DoneRedditedIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:41 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

correlation between lack of pirates and global warming

No logical argument can be made to correlate lack of pirates and global warming. However, you could make an argument that as global warming increases, so does scarcity of resources which may drive more people towards pirating -- such as in Somalia.

There is a clear logical argument between divorce and public welfare. Public welfare clearly influences divorce, because some of the most common reasons cited for divorce are financial. If there is no safety net, you are less likely to jump. That is undeniably true. Whether divorce is affected by public policy is not even a serious question, the only question is how much it affects divorce rates.

Arguments must be supported by reason, not feelings.

TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:36:45 on October 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No logical argument can be made to correlate lack of pirates and global warming. However, you could make an argument that as global warming increases, so does scarcity of resources which may drive more people towards pirating -- such as in Somalia.

I think you are close to getting the point.

There is a clear logical argument between divorce and public welfare. Public welfare clearly influences divorce, because some of the most common reasons cited for divorce are financial. If there is no safety net, you are less likely to jump. That is undeniably true. Whether divorce is affected by public policy is not even a serious question, the only question is how much it affects divorce rates.

So when you state unfounded paradigms like "if there is no safety net, then you are less likely to jump," and "that is undeniably true," then it's reason. But if anyone disagrees with you, then it is feelings?

DoneRedditedIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:58 on October 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

unfounded paradigms like "if there is no safety net, then you are less likely to jump,"

People have an innate will to survive and protect themselves, and that is as close to evolutionary biology fact as you can get. You're being obtuse, and I'm fairly certain you know you're being obtuse--you just like arguing so much you can't stop.

TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:28 on October 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People have an innate will to survive and protect themselves, and that is as close to evolutionary biology fact as you can get.

Again you are using a generalization to completely ignore prominent exceptions, such as suicide. If your theory doesn't accommodate the fact that suicidal ideation exists, then you're the one being obtuse when you purport your insufficient theory as fact.

DoneRedditedIt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:28 on October 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're being dense, suicide isn't the norm and we're talking odds. People are less likely to take risks when there is no safety net. That's not an opinion, that's an undeniable fact. Period. If you can't even except such a basic, universally observable premise than I might as well be talking to a tree stump, because you have a problem understanding reality and reason at even a basic level. Have a nice day.

TRUMP_DERANGEMENT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:59 on October 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But what does that actually mean in practice? Are you extending that correlation to mean that reducing public welfare will reduce divorce rates?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like a smart kid, congrats.

Sloppy1sts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...rent a movie? Did you family get trapped in the 90s? Blink twice if you need help.

xynix_ie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, you know, like Vudu? New release rentals for $5.99. That is a thing ;)

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:50:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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manlycooljay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:03:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do you think is the way to go? Besides investment anyway.

Habit of spending can become an addiction. I like that I was raised to be frugal, it's easier to live this way. I don't have much other expenses besides food, rent, internet and phone.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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manlycooljay ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's worth security and freedom. I could go without a job for several years and I'd be fine. I could uproot and change my life entirely if I came to the point where what I have now wasn't satisfying any more.

I do go on vacations, I do buy things just for fun. But it's a special occasion. My mental state or general fulfilment doesn't rely on it. And the fact that it's a rare occasion makes it more satisfying.

I wasn't any happier when I was buying whatever whenever, I was getting way less satisfaction for a way bigger price.

It helps though that I didn't grow up rich and am used to finding ways to keep myself entertained without spending a lot of money.

newes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is why people should hoard some money. I'm going through it now actually. My wife hates her current job. because of our savings she was able to quit before finding a new job. We never have to feel trapped at a job as we can easily go years on only one income if we want (because of our savings). Though we're don't really pinch pennies we do spend on things we just don't have a lot we feel the need to spend on.

Hamilton__Mafia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatever you say, OP's child

makebelieveworld ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got A's without bribes, I did chores because it was my house too and I lived there and so I shared the responsibility. At christmas or my birthday, I got a present, I didn't get money (who gives money?). I worked real jobs to get money. My parents didn't give me thousands of dollars and said I earned it. Your kid doesn't know what it takes to earn money, he expects money for doing what he is supposed to do for free. Good luck getting him to be an adult when people don't pay him to do it. He doesn't spend money because he has very few expenses, and you give him so much money.

Macismyname ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:16:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly, an allowance can be really good for kids. Teach them responsibility, even one that seems absurdly large like $25.

My mom gave us an allowance but we had to buy everything outside of the necessities ourselves. Any time we asked for soda or snacks she'd just say, "You have money" and we'd have the ask ourselves how much we really wanted that pack of gum. All toys I paid for myself, if I wanted video games I had to save up.

Last two years of highschool it jumped to 250 a month but we had to buy EVERYTHING ourselves. Gas for the car whenever I was allowed to take it out, clothes, shoes, everything. If I ever have kids I'd want to do the same thing. Its a great way to develop financial responsibility.

Obviously OPs kid isn't representative of the best case scenario.

FogItNozzel ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:24:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

For my last two years of high school I just got a job

YEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:22:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ur sick

Macismyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That works too, but we had enough chores on the farm there wasn't time for a job.

yabaquan643 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:11:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's like a job for kids. Take out the trash, mow the grass, etc. Get paid for your work. Sure it's easy work, but they learn that if you work hard(for them) you get paid/rewarded for your effort.

NJ_Bob ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:31:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you're like me when I was young and your parents don't come home till like 9pm, and your friends parents always take your friends places that cost money, then parental units may give you an amount of money per week so you can go with the other kids to the thing that costs money while your parents are at work

DunbarsPhoneNumber ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:22:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I remember my parents laughing in my face when I asked for an allowance. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

cigoL_343 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:43:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, 99.9% allowance is tied to a kids chores that he has to do. Just helps them to learn to manage money. I think it worked pretty well when my parents did it for me

Courage4theBattle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just like anything else related to parenting, it works well if there's a lesson that accompanies it. If there's no "teaching moment," nothing is learned.

noquestiontootaboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I had to do something for allowance, even if it was just keep my room clean or walk the dog.

I don't think kids should be handed money for existing.

I remember my dad hated having my grandmother staying over. For letting her stay in my room, I got a "sweetener" on next week's allowance. This kind of thing really does teach you the value of money.

MaxFactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Except for all the lunches they gave you for free

figgypie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't get an allowance for nothing. I had to wash the dishes and feed the pet bunnies. If I didn't do it, I didn't get paid. It feels fair.

doc_birdman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Giving kids money teaches them how to spend money.

anduin2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's supposed to teach them the value of a dollar. They do chores all week, they get paid just like adults with jobs. They want to buy a toy or whatever, they use the money they earned. Now their money's gone and they need to work to earn more. And the cycle continues...

ZombieBoobies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because there's no way in hell I'm paying money for fortnite skins. If they use allowance money they can weigh the idea of what else they could have used the money for.

What you're suggesting can work too though. If I go to the dollar store I'll let the kids pick out one thing. One kid always asks for her dollar instead.

qwerasdfzxcvbnmnbvcx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because then otherwise they just ask you constantly for a million things. This way you can just have a canned answer of "save up your allowance and you can have it."

vermiliondragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I give my kids' allowance to teach them how to save up for wants and figure out the value of various wants. We have pretty limited discretionary money, so my kids get their needs met, get gifts for their birthday and Christmas, and take care of literally all their other wants by using their allowance, whether it's some item of clothing they don't need, an outing with friends, or a computer game. Spent all your allowance for the last month on candy and now you're really wishing you could go to the movie with your friend? Yeah, that's a bummer. Maybe next week you'll hold back some money for other things.

AM_Dog_IRL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hell no. Teach kids to be responsible for their own money, don't teach them begging for something will get them what they want...

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I said need, not want.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Independence, responsibility and finances.

You give your kid whatever the amount you're comfortable with (I got 10โ‚ฌ/month when I was like 8) and the kid is allowed to spend it on whatever the fuck they want.

If they want to set it on fire, they're free to do as they wish with their property.

You stop buying them extra stuff and tell them to buy it with their own money. Do they want a pack of gum or do they want to save it for a few weeks to buy their stuff? Do they want to spend 10 on a microtransaction or do they want to save it and buy a full-game later?

I for example enjoyed burgers more than the rest of my family so every month or two I went and had a 5โ‚ฌ burger meal and saved the other 5โ‚ฌ.

If you do not give your kid an allowance or allow them to have whatever they want just by asking for it, you'll end up with a spoiled kid that doesn't know how to handle money. Even if you're rich as fuck, just give your teenaged kid $1000/month and if they want a car, they can save up and buy it themselves. Same thing dollar wise, but they actually learn valuable life skills compared to getting a car as a birthday present.

DO NOT pay your kid for chores like cleaning their room and doing their own laundry or for getting good grades. Allowance should be an automatic thing they can rely on.

Paying them a "fair-ish market rate" to do extra stuff like mow the lawn or paint the fence is okay. If you're sneaky, you can pimp out your kid to the neighbors too so they learn the value of work.

Some kids will not want to work for extra money, for example I noped out of delivering newspapers for extra cash and stopped buying 60โ‚ฌ games on release and started playing older games you could get for cheaper.

I remember when I decided to spend all my savings on new years fireworks, I literally bought 4 bags of fireworks for like 50โ‚ฌ and spent like 4 BIC lighters setting them on fire from 18:00 to around 04:00. Best new years eve of my life, today that would be closer to 100โ‚ฌ in fireworks adjusted for price increases but fucking worth it.

Pizzadoos ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:03:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you need something, just ask, but I'm not shelling out money for no reason.

In this system, a kid is taught "Sometimes I can have things, and if I don't, it's because it was refused."

Allowances teach kids "Sometimes I can buy things, if I save up, I can buy a more expensive thing, and if I can't have a thing, that's because I've already spent my money".

I'd say the latter is the more valuable lesson.

TheDarkLordObama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:37:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

adam carricker was a NFL player. idk if he did it or it was his orig pic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Carriker

first round before the CBA so he got PAID.

also its really not your business how much a kids allowance is.

Cognitive_Chaos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up only rarely getting a dollar for the ice cream man and feeling lucky

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s more than 25.

Dhydjtsrefhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fred Trump, but with millions

ck_9900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair we don't know how long the allowance is for

babysfirstmillcard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The type of person to make up stories on the internet for attention.

shavedhuevo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

American ones.

Dewut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:42:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind of shitbird who would tear up their own money and post a picture of it along with some narrative about an entitled child to make it go viral.

But in reality the whole point of it is the question you see in the tweet here.

Ios7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kind of fake internet shit.

G00berD00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Back in my day we didn't get allowances.

sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You seem to have made the mistake of believing words on a picture for a Facebook meme is truth.

MyTitsAreRustled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

To be fair maybe that's a monthly, not weekly allowance. Not that that makes it ok to tear up the money though.

gbr555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One who made 60 million playing in the NFL.

Sonics_BlueBalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ethan Couchโ€™s parents.

DevilsPajamas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got $5/week, which I guess is about $9 in today's rates.

Sevigor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Randy, those shitbirds are giving those shit seeds 25 bucks to rip up!"

"But Mr. Lahey, that's too much money to just be ripping up! We have to do something about it"

โ€œThe liquorโ€™s calling the shots now, Randy.โ€

Mattdoss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

For a second I thought you were my uncle, he calls people shitbirds and he has a neighbor named Dunbar that he absolutely hates and loves to prank.

gmasterrollie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€˜Itโ€™ lol

TeenageRampage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see a benjamin in there as well. Which makes me think this is fake cause no one would give a kid 125 for an allowance. Im guessing dog

savedbyscience21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m a grown ass adult with a house, bills, and a decent career. If my parents gave me 25 bucks I would be happy.

MattA121212 ยท 2519 points ยท Posted at 13:33:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or ya know, send it to the treasury and get your money back.

rogueAIbergdahl ยท 837 points ยท Posted at 14:27:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can you seriously do that?

MattA121212 ยท 1028 points ยท Posted at 14:30:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
bananamilkshake1801 ยท 1282 points ยท Posted at 14:56:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So if you split a coin in two you could send in each part separately and get infinite moneys?

Koolski ยท 1977 points ยท Posted at 14:57:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the FBI wants to know your location

10art1 ยท 938 points ยท Posted at 15:17:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT:

That makes you smart.

xredbaron62x ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 15:24:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit is this a meme now? I hope so.

keenanstark1 ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 15:28:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah it is

Gandalf_The_Junkie ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 15:46:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And we're just getting started

LtG_Skittles454 ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:00:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Time to invest in the โ€œPRESIDENTIAL ALERTโ€ meme! /r/MemeEconomy

hvperRL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:23:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand its dead

LtG_Skittles454 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Memes have the life span of a fruit fly now a days, itโ€™s amazing because it gives us an absurdly large amount of them.

MindfulnessOvrMattr ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:45:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t worry, itโ€™ll be dead by the end of the week.

chillbobaggins77 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:50:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure it died yesterday

Anomaly1134 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:56:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol saw it hit the front page in meme economy, freaking loved it. Not an hour later and I saw memes saying it was dead already and to sell. Too funny.

MrShakeyDownDowns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The inception of the meme was already seen by too big of an audience. It was dead on arrival

SirawesomesauceIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why is it even a meme? We don't make memes about tornado sirens being tested every month/week.

Anomaly1134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My guess is it involves Trump and caught everyone off guard. He seems to be a meme machine, and people didn't like that he texted the whole country a random text message. Thus, memes to make fun of it were born.

MrShakeyDownDowns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Because you can put any dumbass thing the president has said under big text saying PRESIDENTIAL ALERT:

sonofabitxh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s just too easy, itโ€™s the low hanging fruit of memes.

Denserthancake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:51 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The meme market is fickle, the threat of normies is always a possibility.

ratbastardben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Jimmy Kimmel killed it already.

JeMangeLeButt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol there are some good ones on twitter

newsmyrnabeachF ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:59:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT:

Yes it is

fierguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

MexieSMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, Kanye.

fogwarS ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:19:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You mean secret service

diphling ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Believe it or not it is the secret service who handles this type of issue.

Iordbendtner ยท 296 points ยท Posted at 14:58:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Needs atleast >50%

RamenJunkie ยท 426 points ยท Posted at 15:04:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cut 100 Quarters in half. Cut one quarter into 1/100ths Glue an extra 1/100th onto each half Send quarters in Get 200 Quarters back for the cost of 101 Quarters.

[deleted] ยท 301 points ยท Posted at 15:10:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Reluxtrue ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 15:16:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

not even $25 but $24.75

flaizeur ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:37:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Weโ€™ll make up for it in volume

[deleted] ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 15:12:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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_Person_ ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 15:36:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But so does the effort...

Elderly_Man ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:45:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So we hire kids and give them an allowance to do the work for us

topgunsarg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just give em a really low allowance and their allowance will contribute towards the work!

coreyisthename ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mexicans. Hire Mexicans.

thelehmanlip ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 15:13:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Design a machine to do it for you, print money (?)

JustWhatWeNeeded ยท 174 points ยท Posted at 15:15:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Step 2: profit

Step 3: Go to jail

fischarcher ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:28:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Step 4: Even more profit from free food and housing

NedLuddIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:16:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Plus you'll continue to get quarters. One for every day you work!

braidafurduz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

ah, the true long con

Bobstein_bear ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:32:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Soon as you start making any real money doing this the IRS or whoever investigates counterfeit money will begin to rent space in your asshole.

Davelch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:05:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The Secret Service investigates counterfeit money believe it or not

Twizzler____ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hello Iโ€™d like to rent this space here, looks clean, smells good. How much?

BlackScienceManZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

thatโ€™s called counterfeit my friend

BenFerris1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And there's much easier ways of doing it

RamenJunkie ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:19:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's why you get a partner to do all the work, and split the take home 50/50.

snot_boogie1122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:32:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I did all that and only got $25, Iโ€™d shred that shit and leave it on some stairs!

Frient69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He fucked up. Shouldโ€™ve used dollar coins

awhaling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:12:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well some of us have to work for our $25 unlike this shithead kid

KnowsItToBeTrue ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 15:10:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With that amount of work, might as well use the time and effort for a job

Phob24 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 15:18:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s that?

RamenJunkie ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:20:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What do I look like, a guy who isn't lazy?

_Person_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:46:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yea you'd literally be working like minimum wage doing that. Except it would take a lot more effort than most minimum wage jobs

yabaquan643 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:12:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy fuck boys, that's greeee-eeeee-eeeeeasy.

WeatherwaxDaughter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Greasy shitbird!

Gamerhead ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:12:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That plan may be just crazy enough... To get us all killed!

Mjolnir12 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:44:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is basically how gerrymandering works

makebelieveworld ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but do that with hundred dollar bills

McBurger ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:33:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your plan fails because the only 1 piece out of the 100ths works.

If you cut a quarter in half, you canโ€™t just glue a random edge piece that isnโ€™t even the same size and shape on the edge

RamenJunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You think some treasured guy is going to waste time inspecting quarters? They probably just throw it on a scale and then send a couple of rolls of quarters back.

Too much wasted money to inspect 100 quarters for hot glue.

swng ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:29:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wouldn't you need to cut that one quarter into 200ths

forgets-every-accoun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

why dont govurmint do this so we dont have to do taxes and get everything

Dcbltpo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's illegal to destroy money (such as cutting up a coin into 2 pieces, let alone 100). So while they might not say anything about a few coins, they sure as hell will notice after the first few dollars worth at look into it. The US Treasury really doesn't like currency fraud (which this would fall under). You'd be better off in a risk/reward sense just counterfeiting 20's or 100's.

A similar situation is that you can smelt nickles (sometimes pennies depending on the economy), and actually get about 5% more in raw materials than the coin is worth. But you have to ship the coins overseas to smelt them, which costs more than 5%.

*this may have changed since they've redesigned the material composition in the past decade or so, but is certainly still true with things like silver dollars.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:12:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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TopCustard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Since you're actually going to take this seriously, i have to tell you you're wrong. If you cut 100 quarters into halves you would have 200 halves. You cut one quarter into 200 equal pieces. Now you have cut 101 quarters and have 200 quarters that are greater than 1 half. You essentially doubled your money.

RamenJunkie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:21:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I used 1/100 instead of 1/200 though. Also, just cut a second quarter into 1/100ths.

_TheForgeMaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:37:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But that cuts into the profits

McBurger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You canโ€™t just use any old 200th piece and add it on to a cut quarter. Youโ€™d need the one sliver from the middle that actually lines up to length of the coin

TopCustard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Engineers view vs Businesses view in a nutshell. I can't even escape from work on reddit!

Xylth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not worth doing for quarters. It would work for bills though - which is why each bill has the serial number printed twice, on opposite corners. If you try to assemble frankenbills from cut-up pieces the serial numbers won't match.

BrainOnLoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At that point you can just start minting your forged coins. Much bigger payoff.

Compiche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In a country with $1 & $2 coins, this wouldn't be quite as lame

TheMostDankestMemes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

laughs in pounds sterling

asdfman123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah yes, quartermandering.

A_Monocle_For_Sauron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Use Banach-Tarski

Matthew94 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least is two words.

[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 15:00:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Fullwit ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 15:05:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Unless there is sufficient evidence the remainder has been destroyed. So, you could cut a hundred in half, singe the the cut edges of each half and take them in at separate times for a $100 profit.

SageHunter ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 15:11:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't the serial number in two places?

PrimeLegionnaire ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 15:26:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yes, and an intact serial number is usually required on the bill for this reason.

THE_Rolly_Polly ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:10:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder if they take note of the unique bill code when exchanging damaged money like this.

PrimeLegionnaire ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:26:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

they do.

Joe_Jeep ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:35:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

absolutely 100% yes.

topinsights_SS ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:43:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why the fuck wouldnโ€™t they lmao

fishsticks40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think you can be reasonably sure that if there were an easy way to game the system they'd know about it.

IBetThisIsTakenToo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:14:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The same serial number would appear on both halves, so you would eventually get caught doing this. Maybe get away with it once or twice, but probably not for long.

_Person_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:48:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And it would be a ton of effort for a federal crime that'll net you a few bucks

Maestrotx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone who believes this comment is an idiot

HumanXylophone1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So if I cut 2 coins into 6 thirds and return 2 thirds each time I'll get 3 coins back right?

BeeGravy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:27:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, it needs to be 1 piece of the currency needs to be at least 51% of the total to prevent any of these exact situation.

luciferin ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 15:22:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, it's right on the bottom of the page:

Coin Procedures Bent or partial coin is coin that has been bent or twisted out of shape, punched, clipped, plugged, fused, or defaced, but that can be identified as to genuineness and denomination. Bent or partial coin is not redeemable at face value; it is redeemable only at its bullion (metal) value as established by the Director of the U.S. Mint.

The Federal Reserve DOES NOT accept deposits of bent or partial coin.

TokiMcNoodle ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:23:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Aren't pennies worth more in melt value than face value? I've got an idea...

fishsticks40 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:37:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Copper pennies are. But most pennies are zinc and the time you would take sorting out the copper ones is also worth something...

ririkai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's a machine to do that.

http://www.pennysorter.com/

Dritter31 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:59:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can't vouch for the US, but in the EU you have to send in all of it. Would be a nice concept though. ;)

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:34:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the US they're more flexible, but not stupid.

If you have a box of money that burns up, for example, they'll generally give you new bills for every uniquely identifiable bill in the box, regardless of what portion remains, but you're not going to get bonus money out of the deal.

Twixes3D ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:59:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The EU consists of 28 (27 without the UK) countries, so this definitely isn't true for all of them. For example here in Poland you get half of the bank note's nominal value if you bring in between 45 and 75 percent of what's left of it and its full nominal value if you bring in more than 75 percent.

Dritter31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, I didn't know that. I stand corrected!

ThisUsernameIsSexy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Generalising the EU for stuff like this usually goes wrong because almost every country handles this in another way.

Dritter31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:46:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh well, and here I was thinking they'd handle it all the same, since you know... same currency and stuff.

ThisUsernameIsSexy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:09:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Uuh, we have over at least 10 different currencies in Europe, maybe even 20 I'm not sure. But you're correct that a lot of countries use the Euro, and I hope that one day all European countries use it.

LupineChemist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:13:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Even with the euro, I'm sure there are subtle differences between how each country's national bank handles this sort of thing.

Technically the ECB doesn't issue any currency, the ECB devolves that authority to the national banks. Because it wouldn't be the EU if it wasn't a complex mess of historical authorities made to act as one.

FilteringOutSubs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
WikiTextBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Currencies of the European Union

There are eleven currencies of the European Union as of 2018 used officially by member states. The euro accounts for the majority of the member states with the remainder operating independent monetary policies. Those European Union states that have adopted it are known as the eurozone and share the European Central Bank (ECB). The ECB and the national central banks of all EU countries, including those who operate an independent currency, are part of the European System of Central Banks.


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zubatman4 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:02:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the US, the rule with cash is that it has to have both eyes, because otherwise if it only has one eye, you could double your money.

parrotfish7 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:11:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So the real counterfeit game is just to cut money in half, leaving 2 eyes on one side and counterfeiting a bonus "two eyes" piece to send with the authentic other side and double your money

secksbag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s what I was thinking. With the notes it says that it has to have more than half OR that they have to be sure the other part of it isnโ€™t in rotation, such as if it was burned. So if you take a 100$ bill, cut it in half, then burn the edge a bit where you cut and sent it in, you come out with 200$ ?

Ryuain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the UK you just need the bit with the serial number on it.

SelfProclaimedNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is why they discontinued the coin division of this a few years ago.

esaleme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does no one read the details:

Bent or partial coin is coin that has been bent or twisted out of shape, punched, clipped, plugged, fused, or defaced, but that can be identified as to genuineness and denomination. Bent or partial coin is not redeemable at face value; it is redeemable only at its bullion (metal) value as established by the Director of the U.S. Mint.

ffilps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

no. you should have read the article maybe. let me help:

More than 50% of a note identifiable as United States currency is present.

โ€“ OR โ€“

50% or less of a note identifiable as United States currency is present and the method of mutilation and supporting evidence demonstrates to the satisfaction of the Treasury that the missing portions have been totally destroyed. Burnt currency that is clearly less than one-half a complete note, and cannot be handled without compromising its integrity, is considered mutilated currency.

gnovos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You could cut two bills into pieces that end up being enough to send in and get three bucks back, and could probably make 5-6 dollars before the notice the same guy keeps sending in weirdly cut money.

meth0dz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Help_still_lost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nah the rules are set in a way that you have to have over 50 percent of the money. so you cant just send anything lower than 51%

rogueAIbergdahl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, that technique is called Banch-Tarski

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

FBI! Open up!

tael89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I checked on this for Canadian money, they required more than 50% in order to exchange for new tender.

pmormr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You need more than half to exchange it, how I understand. If it's paper money, they'd need to be able to make out at least one of the serial numbers too.

UndeadKurtCobain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Has to be more than like 60 percent of the dollar I believe somewhere in that ballpark

Shloppins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Has to be more than 60% of the bill bruh

brine909 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You have to send more then 50% of the bill for it to work.

xtrajuicy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You must have over half of it

sanesociopath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It has to be 51% or more of the coin/bill for them to accept it.

fridgepickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

According to the site you only get what the metal is worth, which is probably not as much as the original coin would be worth. Plus it has to be identifiable, so thereโ€™s only so much splitting that can happen before they refuse it

thatstoomuchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wonโ€™t take partial coin, thatโ€™s what the article says. So this wouldnโ€™t work

NoveltyAccountHater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The trick is take two $100 bills, tear each into roughly thirds, turn in three collections of more than 51% of a bill (up to 67%) each to get $300 back as well as a bonus 20 year prison sentence for counterfeiting money (when they note the serial numbers).

The_Stoic_One ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You have to provide more the 50% of the destroyed currency to get it exchanged. Otherwise everyone's full time job would be Money Mutilator.

AnonymousJoseph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They have a 50% rule. At least 50% of the currency must be there to be reimbursed.

Indigoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd guess it has to be over 50% of the currency.

Drew- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iirc you need 51% of the bill or coin

Drathothic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:34 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually something that used to happen! In the olden days of the USA, coins were malleable. So, people would break them into 8 pieces. Each small part of the coin was called a "bit". Well, some people realized that a coin cut in 9 pieces is awfully similar to 8 pieces, so they would take 8/9 of a coin to the bank and get a full coin. After doing that 8 times, they get one free coin. Quite clever!

Source: learned about it in history class. I could be wrong, can someone help me out on this? It's kinda hard to Google search for "bit coins" lol

natesplace19010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:42 on October 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You need 55% of the currency to have it replaced.

PigmeyPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:09 on January 15, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

In the US- you actually have to have more than half of the currency present for them to replace it. Source: I found exactly half of a $100 bill, and tried to get it replaced and that's what they told me.

TheMeisterOfThings ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:54:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

TIL!

what_it_dude ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 15:22:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So if I take a third of a dollar from 3 $100 bills, I can essentially create $100? Is this what they mean by fractional reserve banking? /s

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:31:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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dr3d3d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:04:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

apparently you are new to the internet

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently you are. /s is retarded and very overused on Reddit.

dr3d3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

common sense is not common enough without the /s people will take things as fact that 98% of the population would have know was a joke or sarcasm... then this seems to have some sort of mob mentality that turns the other people into CommonSenseaLackus. then the entire thing turns into a roast on the OP for no good reason all because they didn't type /s

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah idk, potential loss of fake internet points shouldn't be worth appealing to the lowest common denominator like that. Rather it not be a tyranny of the idiots.

Beeni30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:44 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly tho... what stops someone from doing that?

dolphin_menace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:18 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 174 days late but... serial numbers

Beeni30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:01 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Just rip that bit out and throw it away๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

dolphin_menace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:50 on March 28, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I think it has to have a bit of a serial number in order to be replaced

Endyo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:47:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wonder how they work with a situation like this? They'd have to reconstruct it to know for sure the amount.

shadowfusion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:28:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Endyo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow.. that's way more involved than I had assumed. Never would have figured that they'd go that far.

pixelprophet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:49:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Nathaniel820 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So I rip a bill into two pieces that are about 60% and 40%, Turn in the 60% for a full bill, then slightly burn the edges of the 40% one so they deem it โ€œtotally destroyedโ€ and give me a new bill?

raybreezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:55:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well damn, TIL. Thanks!

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:44:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can in the UK, probably the same in the US.

The KLF nailed a million pounds to a board of wood for the fun of it and the bank took it all back.

They later withdrew another million quid, took it to a wee island in Scotland called Jura and burnt it all.

hipery2 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:01:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can skip the treasury by going to your closest bank.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:16:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, I think you can even just take it to any bank and they will take care of it

pixelprophet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:50:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
never_fucking_giveup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol yes. How did people not know this?

Cockatoo010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on the country. Mine requieres that a certain area of the bill to be intact and the serial number can't be broken. So in my country, this money would be lost for good.

I_worship_odin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:31:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No.

JBUCKS3 ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 15:19:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As long as you have enough pieces, you can just take it to your local bank. They will send it to the treasury for you and give you the cash right there.

foreignfishes ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 17:07:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They will also do this for bills that have been contaminated with a biohazardous substance, just FYI.

Source: kitchen knives are sharp, soaked $60 in blood looking for my keys to go to the ER.

JBUCKS3 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:38:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you I should've mentioned that. When I was a Personal Banker, someone brought in $300 in smaller bills that had been dropped in port a potty. The tellers had to take it.......

milkand24601 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:06:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Common knife scenario or shenanigans?

foreignfishes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:03:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...cutting a pepper with a dull knife lol. Donโ€™t be lazy, sharpen your knives so they donโ€™t slip. Learned my lesson with that one.

milkand24601 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:19:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oof.

My only knife story is when me and two mates were hanging out bored and got the bright idea to toss food at each other and try to slice it in half mid-flight. Third friendโ€™s slice continued on thru his other handโ€™s thumb.

FromAnothersEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:26:29 on October 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nooooo

Ailylia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Post this in TIL for easy karma

Keynes_weds_Marx ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 15:28:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow I had no idea the US treasury issues refunds on kids.

CraineTwo ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 16:32:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right? They're not even the manufacturers!

OnTopicMostly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your comment prompted the immediate contraction of my lungs, causing a short rushing wind to travel through my nasal passages.

Doctor_What_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:26:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't it against the law to intentionally destroy money though?

Sir_Slamalot ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 15:27:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah let's arrest that little kid right?

Doctor_What_ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:28:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, replied to the wrong comment. There's some other people talking about getting rich doing something like that.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:31:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"Any badly soiled, dirty, defaced, disintegrated, limp, torn or worn out currency note that is clearly more than one-half of the original note, and does not require special examination to determine its value, isย not considered mutilatedย and should be included in your normal deposit"

No torned notes allowed, nope.

jackyattacky123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That quote only refers to non-mutilated currency.

From the Treasury website,

"Lawful holders of mutilated currency may receive aย redemptionย at full value when:

Mutilatedย currency is currency which has been damaged to the extent that:

  • Its condition is such that its value is questionable and the currency must be forwarded to theย Bureau of Engraving and Printingย for examination by trained experts before any redemption is made. One example of mutilated currency may be bills missing relevant security features.
  • Currency can become mutilated in any number of ways. The most common causes are: fire, water, chemicals, and explosives; animal, insect, or rodent damage; and petrification or deterioration by burying."

So, yes, you absolutely can send them torn up bills and they'll redeem the full value of the money for free. It might just take a while, since they apparently redeem over $30,000,000 in currency every year and they have individually inspect every case.

Help_still_lost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or just take it to the bank

colterpierce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure you can take it to a bank too.

Purger001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:18:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was a federal crime to destroy currency...

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 13:54:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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lionheadshot ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 13:56:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of reference is that supposed to be? Seems like a reference to common sense to me.

eddietwang ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:13:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Original comment deleted but there was a repost yesterday of a kid who shredded money. The whole thread was talking about how to restore money through the treasury, even though OP very very likely wasn't the kid's parent.

lionheadshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ohhhhh

XxFezzgigxX ยท 277 points ยท Posted at 15:06:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As a kid in the 80s, my allowance was $5 a week for keeping my room clean. I think I collected it once.

WeatherwaxDaughter ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 15:41:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Three times for me, and once I had to give it back because I shoved all my shit under the bed...

itsyaboijeff1000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:07 on October 25, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did that once then I lost my bed frame for a week lol

basiliskijump ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I asked for a 50c weekly allowance in the mid 90s and my mother shamed the hell out of me for being so cheeky. I didn't get anything.

XxFezzgigxX ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents were pretty poor and had a lot of kids. I didnโ€™t realize at the time that there was no way they could afford to give all the kids allowance. However, they knew us well enough to gamble. We werenโ€™t getting allowance either way, but this method made it much harder to complain about it.

Cainnech ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's worth around $50/month in Gen Z money.

Ckandes1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a generous allowance, I got the same allowance in the late 90s but it was for dusting, vacuuming, taking out the trash 3 times a week, cleaning a bathroom, and doing the dishes 3 times a week.

My room? I'd just get grounded if I didn't do that, my space is my responsibility.

I used to complain about it but in retrospect I think it was more than fair. I didn't realize how much work it is for parents to cook, pay the bills, keep the house in order, get me to school on time, take me to soccer practice, and plan family holidays and everything else they did from the time they got home from work until the time they went to bed.

I don't plan on paying my kids allowance for doing their share. I'll give them the option to work for money after the basic house tasks are taken care of... Pay them hourly just like anyone else.

scifrye ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got $10 a week to do 10ish chores a day. If one wasnt done, or wasnt done adequately, I lost 50 cents, you best bet I never got an allowance (nothing was ever done well enough)

ExileOnBroadStreet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I grew up in the 90s and my allowance was 1-2 dollars a week, and our chores were like cleaning up dog shit and vacuuming the house (a clean room was not a chore, that just was). Me and my brother had to save up for like a year to buy a N64 game. And I grew up in the upper middle class.

I remember being pissed because my older sisters would get like 5-10 dollars because they were older, but when I got to their age I got nothing.

We had this thing called acorn duty, where you had to fill a bucket with acorns before you were allowed to play. My dad has pretty bad OCD and his lawn was his favorite child, so an acorn sprouting was like a desecration. My friends would come over and we would yell at them to run away, โ€œweโ€™re on acorn duty! Run! Save yourself!โ€ And my dad would run outside and make them join us.

Oh well, guess it taught me the value of a dollar. Iโ€™m totally not still bitter about that at all.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean to be fair in the 80s that probably paid a mortgage.

XxFezzgigxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:49 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It may have been per month...

I've smoked a lot of weed since then.

animal-mother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:27 on December 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As a kid in the 2000s, my allowance was $5 a month for keeping my room clean. I think I collected it once, when I was younger and it was $1 a week.

snoweey ยท 618 points ยท Posted at 14:09:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We like to joke but the response is simple. I glad that you found something to do with your money. Then when he ask for anything thatโ€™s not a need. Go get your money and I will take you to get it. Then walk away.

chipdipper99 ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 15:10:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Agree. I have three kids, in their teens and twenties. They know that Mom doesn't play. I love self teaching lessons like these. Nothing like the natural consequences of your own stupidity to teach you a lesson

Eggoshark ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 15:54:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mom would do the same, and I can't say I'd blame her lol

Surely it's the quickest way for a child to learn.

EnemysKiller ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 16:34:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's also a great way of teaching to think before you act

Volpes17 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 16:31:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly my thought. โ€œWhat would you do?โ€ is such a weird question. Donโ€™t do anything. This is a lesson that teaches itself.

crimson_possibility ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:09:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think in this case the value of money is worth heavily reinforcing. This is also an additional opportunity to teach the child the rewards of being a little shit.

If this were my kid we'd be driving around to landscape companies getting quotes on what a landscape worker thinks 25+ bucks is worth in labor.

The kid would then be doing that much worth of landscaping plus additional landscaping for the gas it took to drive him around to ask those kind landscapers their opinions on the value of 25 dollars, and all the money it takes to feed him and clothe him for a week. He can think about how much 25 dollars is worth when he's doing 40 hours of work at ten dollars an hour (fucking generous in this case) in the yard to zero his debt.

Don't worry, it's just an exercise, and the kid doesn't really owe me for feeding and clothing him. He's not suddenly my bondslave. And I'd be nice and do the math for just a week. After he's done I'd probably do the rest of the math out for the year and then 18 years to further reinforce what 25 dollars means and what it means to work for a living.

But he's not going anywhere or doing anything fun until that 40 hours of labor is done. I don't care if it takes him a week or month. He can make it last as long or short as he wants.

kadivs ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:35:36 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know the landscaping prices over there, but around here, they'd probably charge 25$ just as a fee to coming to you and would maybe plant a single flower - that lesson would have the opposite reaction. "so $25 is pretty much worthless"

Also, going overboard and charging him, so to speak, for a trip he didn't want to make in the first place would be more likely plant the idea that the parent is mean/angry way more than the idea that money is not to be wasted

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:27:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Real mamas don't play!๐Ÿ˜ฌ

nellybellissima ยท 178 points ยท Posted at 16:18:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

This is really the best way to deal with this nonsense. Natural consequences can be very powerful for stuff like this. You ripped up your money? Okay, no more money then. Broke your toy? You won't get a new one. Won't leave the park when it's time? You're not going back until I can trust you to leave when it's time.

Edit: Additionally, once a kid knows you'll follow through on this kind of stuff, you'll almost never have to ask more than once. Follow through is one of the most important things.

ion_mighty ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 17:44:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Conversely, I've known a few adults who never had to deal with consequences when they were kids, and now their lives are an absolute shitshow. I guess mom was right when she'd say "it's for your own good".

masbetter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:44:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or they are jerks who bully their way into getting what they want and don't change. Yeah I'm a little salty about customer service.

CastiNueva ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 16:38:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Amen.

squaredk2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:51:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is this really so hard for parents to understand? How many kids do you know only eat certain things, like speghetti, chicken nuggets, or mac n cheese? Like if the kid doesn't eat he will eventually. If he won't eat all day its because you've brainwashed them to starve until you feed them what they want. Youre the boss bot your kid.

Bananapanda123 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:57:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, that is true, and I do blame parents who cater to their kids whims too much. But thereโ€™s also a point to picking your battles. Parents have a limited amount of time in a day to sit with their kid until they eat whatever food is provided. They also have to leave the house and do stuff, and a two year who hasnโ€™t eaten isnโ€™t going to listen to reason and stop crying when theyโ€™re out at a store and hungry. So at that point the parents are choosing from a) not doing their own tasks while busy teaching kid a lesson, b) hauling a crying, uncooperative, and pained child around all day, or c) just making some Mac n cheese and getting their shit done.

dr3d3d ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:24:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It is well worth the adult "Not doing their own tasks" once or twice to NEVER have to deal with the problem again. My kid(a 2yr old) only didn't eat food twice before deciding that she should probably eat it now if told "We are leaving the house in 30min you can either eat now or not until we get home"(occasionally she responds with "Not Hungy", which is fine)

Bananapanda123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:34 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you have a two year old who even understands the concept of what 30 minutes means, congratulations. Thatโ€™s an advanced kid. Most two year olds have a much more limited concept of lengths of time, though, as Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ve noticed in other children your daughters age.

As a perfect parent, Iโ€™m sure youโ€™re also aware that individual children are different, and different things work with different kids. You may also be aware that some parents place a higher value on their child knowing that mommy or daddy wonโ€™t let them be hungry for hours just to prove a point. Every family is different. What worked so well for you and your remarkably advanced 2 year old might not work for everyone.

dr3d3d ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:32:53 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

TLDR; kids are smart be consistent and they can figure out what anything means.. of course they don't understand what a specific word means but after you use it in the same context 50x they will start to figure it out teaching them what the number 2 is on a flashcard is no different than teaching them what 30min is.. one just has a very obvious context clue the other will take much longer to figure out the context.

I am glad you noticed my perfection ;) seriously though wasn't saying I was perfect but kids are smarter than people give them credit for.. just because she doesn't know what 30min means exactly doesn't mean she doesn't have context for it after the 10th time it was said... instead of saying 30min until we leave the house I could have said "Super Fuzzies" and it would have had the same effect if after 30min we left the house... but that wouldn't help her learn the language over the years.

im sure she has no idea what exactly 30min means beyond being some random sound i say... 30min to her probably means "we are leaving the house soon'ish if I would like to do this task I need to do it now or else I will not have time" 15min to her probably means "oh its almost time for bed I should cleanup all my toys now then grab my toothbrush for dad so I can scream at him as he brushes my teeth" as thats pretty much the only time I say it. "15min until bedtime"

also if a child can understand what 3,2,1 means which initially was a very arbitrary concept they can of course learn what other times mean, thats why consistency is key as while she does not have any idea what any word is in the beginning she can start to learn from the context it is used in as long as the context is the same every time.. so I am actually quite careful for most of the time not to say things like "this other thing happens in 30min" as that would not teach what 30min means.

After a few months of using it in a consistent manner I will every week or two use it in another context so she can start to hone in on what the word actually means aside from "we are going to the store soon" also she hears the word minutes in more than one context so that will give her clues that it can apply to many different tasks so clearly the word minutes does not mean store and eventually she will figure out that minutes is a form of time(i imagine that correlation will be in 2-3years)

while I agree all kids are unique and you never know what lesson they will gain from what you are trying to teach them they definitely understand boundaries and inherently want to be good.. with our 2 yr old I have a FAR FAR easier time than my wife does... my wife states "she is a terror in stores" but for me I get comments on how amazingly well behaved she is. In the stores we frequent all the workers say "Hi Zoe!" because her favourite thing to do is say "Hi" and wave/smile as she passes everyone. I just put her down and have her walk in front of me.. I say "to the left" she turns left down the isle of course this took many visits to the store to get correct but I was consistent and now its easy 99% of the time.

I have let her walk on her own like this since she was 1, initially she didn't last more than 15-30seconds before touching something and I would have to pick her up or hold her hand but she would much rather be walking on her own so she figured out where the boundaries where(for example how close and where she needs to stay, if I stop to look at something this means stand directly in front of me where I can see her, if we are walking we have to wait at each corner for dad to catch up and while dad prefers if you walk about an arms length in front of him you absolutely dont go ahead more than about 10').. someone else might have a kid that hates walking on their own so getting them to behave on their own in a store would be incredibly difficult as they don't want to be there in the first place or perhaps prefer sitting in the shopping cart.

Last time we where at the store she saw a random basket and decided she wanted it and decided to throw a temper tantrum about it so since I know she likes being in the store I picked her up and we went to the car without our groceries.. we got to the car and just after I got her all situated and started the car she said "store back please" so after a short discussion of why we had to leave the store(of which im sure she understood very little of beyond the overall concept of "Dad was disappointed how this went the first time") we went back to where we left our shopping cart next to the stray basket and she pushed the stray basket back to where she found it and we continued our shopping trip at no time did I raise my voice or get frustrated etc... it is part of raising a child, sometimes I do not get to do what I want to do because she would like to make the task extra long but these days these times are few and far between because in the past I have followed through with the consequences such as leaving the store and going home without whatever it was I went there for, or having to stay home because she didn't eat breakfast in a timely manner

also before you go thinking its because she is afraid of me or something its not I never yell or anything, she just knows I will follow through with what I say and with Dad our actions have consequences.. we definitely went through a short time of constant timeouts(which for us means sitting in the hallway together so we can calm down and talk about why we are sitting in the hallway) but I havnt had to give a timeout in months.

dr3d3d ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:04 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

also to be clear on the food thing it only took me twice... my wife caved a few times and gave her what she was holding out for.. it took MONTHS to rectify this behaviour.. her thinking "I have to eat what was given to me or nothing" only applied if dad said it.. if mom says it eventually she will give me something else after i throw it on the floor a few times which fortunately after me stepping in a few times eventually got fixed but even now occasionally(every couple weeks maybe) my wife has to say "ill tell dad you didn't eat it" which prompts her to eat it immediately.

nellybellissima ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:06:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh god. Picky eaters. I have so many words for this. What it boils down to, though, never let your kid get away with not eating something. Yes, there will be occational times that your kid doesn't like something, we all have eating preferences. If you cave the second your kid doesn't like something, and you do it every time, you're going to fucked. Make them try it first. Countless times my kid said they didn't like something and were fine with it after they tried it.

My kid has horrific food allergies so this has always been a neurotic point for me. Almost all her meals have to be cooked at home, and almost none of them come out of a box. So she basically has to eat whatever I make because there isnt much of a plan b. Sometimes I screw up cooking, and I'll make exceptions for that, but otherwise it's "eat or wait til breakfast."

For any future parents out there, when switching to solid foods, do veggies long before you introduce fruits. Also kid will reject foods up to 13 times before they'll accept them. Your kid isn't a picky eater, you just have to be persistent, do things in the right order, and start from day one.

dr3d3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

iv never heard the 13 times thing before but sound about right lol my favourite is the its the exact same thing in a different size issue(but then again I wont eat toast unless its cut at an angle so perhaps there is some validity to the argument ;))

dr3d3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Friends of ours always let their kid eat Sodium Sauce(soy sauce) and Rice or Chicken Nuggets.. literally NOTHING else and kept saying "Its just a phase he will start eating better soon" he is now 20 and still only eats Chicken Nuggets or Rice with Sodium Sauce.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Also being consistent.

missygingyandgang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:28:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Consistency!! It works. Doesn't have to be harsh, just remember, once a rule, always a rule. Etched in stone.

richt519 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:01:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isnโ€™t that exactly what the person you were replying to is saying?

CeruleanRuin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you know it's possible to reply to someone on the internet and not be arguing with them? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

richt519 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh sorry my brain crapped out on me and I read your comment as โ€œThis isnโ€™t really the best way to deal with this nonsense.โ€

dr3d3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I caught my wife the other day telling our daughter(26month) "No, we cannot go for a walk right now" 10min later she is grabbing the stroller and saying "We only have time for a short walk". I just responded with "And you wonder why she listens to me better."

SCHOJO ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:41:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would certainly tape the money back together and keep it myself. Probably use it to buy a treat like pizza dinner. If my daughter asked for some, I'd say sure, I bought it with your allowance. She wouldn't be getting allowance again for a long time.

AntiBox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:09:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is highly upvoted and has multiple positive responses, but I can't for the life of me figure out what is being said here.

redreoicy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To child: "I'm glad you found something to do with your money."

Later to child: "Go get your money (which is shredded and unusable) and I will take you to get it."

AntiBox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:52:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The quotes change everything. Thanks!

snoweey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:41:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m saying that you teach the kid that their actions have consequences and they may miss out on something because they donโ€™t have the money to get it. And that no matter what they do or say your stance does not change.

asldkdjfhaslkfjh1234 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then walk away.

Like it's a movie. LIke the kid will think "damn, my fault" and not come after the parent throwing a tantrum and screaming

snoweey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:39:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I they do throw a fit but thatโ€™s why you walk away and teach the kid that it doesnโ€™t affect you. It takes awhile to reverse behavior but it works

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:55:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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polybomb ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's*

Suns_Funs ยท 1691 points ยท Posted at 14:03:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

According to Title 18, Chapter 17 of the U.S. Code, which sets out crimes related to coins and currency, anyone who โ€œalters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightensโ€ coins can face fines or prison time.

Kid is going to prison.

complexsystemofbears ยท 887 points ยท Posted at 14:15:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

/r/kidsarefuckingcriminalscum

Silent_Ninj ยท 472 points ยท Posted at 14:25:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Usually itโ€™s the criminal scum who are fucking kids

Wsing1974 ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 14:33:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That was dark.

PRW56 ยท 134 points ยท Posted at 15:07:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It probably happens in dark places, yes.

thoggins ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 15:19:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nah man photographer's lights

bear_beer_beard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck.

Jacobs20 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This chain took quite the r/dark_humor turn

parrotfish7 ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SmokeyDBear ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:19:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, wow, I didn't realize the Catholic clergy had their own subreddit.

avacado_of_the_devil ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:06:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Bear_24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Got me

JeMangeLeButt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:52:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yo fbi this is the guy!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta punish em somehow.

I mean, they already ripped up their money.

Abcdguy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:26:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Takes 2 to tango

[deleted] ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 14:50:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Criminal's cum you say?

desertfox16 ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 15:09:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

STOP RIGHT THERE

laikewag ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 15:59:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

CRIMINAL SCUM

Dovahkiin4e201 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 16:14:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

Tmoths ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:33:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER

HumanPotatoPie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No u

FishyFelix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:45:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Keep going

g0dzilllla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

praise_the_god_crow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

fus

Anthony-Stark ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:32:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well some of them are, technically. Criminals have kids too

Gabesnake2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Xtatic02 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:24:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Remph ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:31:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Reluxtrue ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:17:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the best thing about the sub is that it itself has 20 characters

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
erichf3893 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That subreddit linking got annoying fast

Blackfluidexv ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Gamejunkiey ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:00:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Majawat ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 14:29:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You forgot the first part of that section of code:

Whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into the United States, any such coin, knowing the same...

-https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/331

The keyword here being fraudulently. You can deface money all the time, you just can't try to pass it off as the real deal.

Toribor ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 14:35:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I know OP was making a joke but this gets brought up ALL THE TIME for those little penny squisher machines and such. You can tear up, crush, and burn money all you want as long as you aren't also trying to commit fraud with it.

Graize ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 15:19:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Brb burning all of my money

Deadz315 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:04:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Burning nickles and pennies is hard. Put a fan on that fire.

estonianhornyfrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Burning nickels and pennies is easy if you have a hardware store nearby. Oxy-acetylene is fun!

redlaWw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Have fun.

imapotfarmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ahhh, the freedom.

supersammy00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That scene when the joker burned millions of dollars. Perfectly legal.

IameAuhSomme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on November 3, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
RealDeath4AllMeths ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:39:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Those are actually illegal. The Secret Service hangs the owners when they find them but they just keep popping up. Very lucrative penny squishing industry.

Alcerus ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:19:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

coins

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:41:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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MrTurtleWings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Except it doesn't say that. It just says that part of the U.S. Code sets out crimes relating to coin and currency, not that that law works for currency as well as coin.

spacebearjam ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:14:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow people are really taking this comment to heart

Murdermuffinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to reddit, is this your first day?

[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 14:33:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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heygabehey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:41:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Burn all the coins!

wolfofthenightt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:53:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There was an episode of strange inheritance where some guy got hundreds of pounds of pennies. The best part was most of them were old, which means they were real copper. I remember working out the math, and if he melted them down he would have something like 400k dollars.

declan-jpeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

is a penny worth more in copper than in face value? thats interesting

masbetter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:45:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ain't no justice boner like a fiduciary justice boner

exoduscheese ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 14:50:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's not how that works.

People, stop spreading misinformation. You can shred your money all damn day long, you can't however, deface it in a way that makes it look like another denomination. Have none of you used those machines that flatten your change into a souvenir coin? That alone should tell you /u/suns_funs is misinforming you.

Fuck misinformation, and fuck those who willingly spread it.

sometimesynot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I 100% agree with the sentiment, but might I recommend decaf for your next cup?

exoduscheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't drink anything with caffeine.

A glass of water works better than overpriced coffee, all without the addiction.

Maybe I'm just sick of people making false claims because they know people will blindly believe. It was bad enough when only regular people did it...

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:24:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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exoduscheese ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I had an amputated hand I'd point to it and tell you "I can count the number of fucks I give on this hand".

So instead, the number of fucks I give is equal to the numbers in my username.

Zombolution_OP ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
exoduscheese ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao, the fuck do you think that sub is for?

PinkPearMartini ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:55:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah!!!

FUCK anybody who learns something in school and believes it's true until someone politely corrects him on the internet!!!

FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY!!!

/s

exoduscheese ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You don't use the quote function for your own words. It's not something the person learned in highschool that they're regurgitating here. How shitty of a highschool would you have to go to in order to be completely misinformed like that?

He copied and pasted something out of context.

Fuck you and everyone like you defending misinformation. Probably a Trump supporting moron too...

PinkPearMartini ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:31:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

That's the exact same thing I was taught in public school. If I thought I was right during a debate, I would have googled the key words and phrasing I remembered being taught. That would have brought me to other seemingly reputable websites saying the same thing, which I might reference.

I'm obviously not "defending misinformation." That would be silly.

I'm pointing out that you're blowing a gasket and having a meltdown over a perfectly reasonable mistake that a perfectly reasonable person might make. I'm mocking you for it.

One can Google (as I just did to check) "Is it illegal to deface us currency" and got far more results either directly saying or implying that it is.

If you are the angry screaming warrior that we need in this world, go after those sources. Having a meltdown at a commenter who was just making a little joke isn't going to do anything.

(edit: correcting "trying to be helpful" to "making a little joke" since it should be obvious the commenter wouldn't honestly think they'd send a kid to real prison for ripping up a few bills)

exoduscheese ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:37:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lmao.

Chroma710 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:16:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Was about to say, what he just did is illegal in most countries in the world.

Wsing1974 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:35:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Those laws are in place to prevent people from changing the value of large sums of money. Charging someone for destroying their own $5 would be a huge misuse of the laws.

Solkre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sorry little one, I have to call in it.

yoshendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Jokes aside, this law was just to stop people from melting pennies that are worth less then the copper their made from.

jkhockey15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So is every kid at stamping pennies at the zoo. Bunch of low lifeโ€™s if you ask me.

ACheeseGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

coins

This doesn't include bills. Plus in sure that law is followed by the spirit of the law, not the letter of the law. Also, I'm about to get wooshed aren't I?

Ionlavender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:25 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Time to administer justice!

What does lightens mean?

And you want 18 U.S. Code ยง 333 - Mutilation of national bank obligations

Which states whoever mutilates ... any bank bill, draft, note ... issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued.

Can be fined or sentenced to up to 6 months prison.

WANT_MORE_NOODLES ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:07:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Does this look like a coin you fucking idiot

prepaidchickens ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 14:46:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fortnite skins must be getting pricey

DestinysFetus ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:45:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

25 isn't enough for a matching set.

Hobo-and-the-hound ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:33 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Theyโ€™ve always been pricey.

AKSasquatch ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 14:23:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

This has a hint of /r/thathappened lingering. But if it did happen, you do nothing. You gave them their allowance and they destroyed it. What they do with it after you give it to them is on them. They'll learn pretty quick that was fucking stupid.

Gipionocheiyort ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 15:15:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I spent a few years living with an ex's family, that included her younger sister who was going through her teenage idiocy phase during the years I lived there.

One day I watched her freak the fuck out because the cleaning lady who came once a week had gone into her room to put a basket of clean folded clothes on her bed. Nothing else in the room was touched at all (the room smelled so bad I would literally retch if the door was open and I passed by, but the cleaning lady knew to leave it like that). The teenager's response to this other than screaming a lot was to pick the basket of clean, folded clothes up and throw the entire thing down the stairs.

Kids ARE fucking stupid and this is totally believable to me. Especially spoiled shitty kids who get handed stuff regardless of their behavior.

CherryCherry5 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 16:28:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My younger brother would constantly take things from my room and not return them (such as CDs). Eventually I'd have to go get the item, and if my brother caught me in his room it would be the end of the world. It would result in a huge fight. Even though he took the thing from my room without asking in the first place.

basiliskijump ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:43:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We call that Sibling Logic.

ComeTheDawn ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 15:43:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well holy moly I've heard and seen stupid teenagers but this is just mind boggling

Gipionocheiyort ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 15:53:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I came out of that relationship with stories you would not fucking believe.

Another time the younger sister came to me asking for help with her computer (I'm in IT) because a guy on the internet had told her "Hey disable your antivirus and download this virus I made. I wanna see if it works." AND SHE FUCKING DID IT.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:01:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I turn those down once you help them once you're on the hook for life.

Or when they do something retarded 6 months from when you help them they call you up and go well you installed my printer so it must be your fault you're the last person who messed with my computer.

Shit I charge 50 bucks just to look at the goddamn things now.

Gipionocheiyort ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was young and naive and hadn't learned better yet. This was over a decade ago now.

Best one I ever got was after doing an email migration for a bank a guy called us furious the next day because the portable radio next to his desk stopped working after the migration. There wasn't ever even anyone physically present at his location...it was a 100% server based migration

BlackWACat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:29:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

that's basically like the the manualvirus.txt

"please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know"

Equilibriator ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:51:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Was this child mentally handicapped?

Gipionocheiyort ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 17:56:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately not in any actual way. Just raised by a terrible parent and always sheltered from the consequences of anything she does.

Last I checked up on them she had been knocked up by a guy she was dating for a week, decided to keep the baby and marry the guy to raise it, and her mom bought them a house as a wedding present because neither of them had jobs.

Equilibriator ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:37:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh yeah, that's gonna work out great

AngusBoomPants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:57 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That guy is a genius he just got a free house

CastiNueva ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 16:37:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That is a spoiled child.

Gipionocheiyort ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh these stories haven't even scratched the surface on that front. Her mom bought her a car and she didn't even get a license for another 6 months after that because she was too fucking lazy and it was easier to just make people drive her around.

CastiNueva ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:34:06 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My response to that one is to never give that child any rides. The sad thing is, parents think they're doing their kids all these favors but in the end they're just hurting them by giving them a misplaced sense of entitlement that will Shadow them for a good part of their life.

kadivs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:39:55 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

She hid dildos or drugs in this room, I'm sure of it

[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:45:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Untreated mentally ill, buy her a gun immediately

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

sounds like she was upset her privacy was violated.

iambookus ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 15:48:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

It happened, but I remember when it went viral. The kid didn't rip up his Allowance because it was too low. He ripped it up because his Mom offered him X amount to do various chores, and then she paid him about half. So he might have ripped up at least 25 dollars there, but was expecting 50 or so. So that being said, he ripped up his Wages in protest.

I'm with the kid. If I was paid half on my paycheck, and told to just be grateful I got anything at all, I'd be Fucking Livid. The rent doesn't pay itself.

The interesting thing is that many parents were siding with the parent and saying that he was just an ungrateful little shit. Even with the appropriate information. This scares me because that also means that they aren't teaching their kids to deal with adults in the real world, but rather just accept what you're given without question.

GeekCat ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 16:42:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's pretty shitty if the parent. Once kids are old enough to really grasp money can buy things, they immediately convert that money into a tangible object. It's not "if I do these chores I'll have $50. It's, if I do these chores, I'll have a new game or that LEGO set." I bet the parent louded themselves at how "smart" they were, tricking their kid. But frankly, that's how you make spiteful kids and lose their trust. They probably posted this like "We only gave Billy half his allowance to prove that life isn't always fair!!! Haha!!! And now he's ripped up the rest, but I don't care cause life ain't fair!"

iambookus ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:48:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I personally think the parent had good intentions, but then didn't have the money or something along those lines. But instead of explaining or making payment arrangements, they played hardball with their kid.

Interestingly enough, your last argument is what a lot of parents were saying. Life isn't fair, and it's good he learned that early.

But really, his parent lied. He agreed to do X amount of work for Y amount of Money. Then he got ripped off. That's wrong. So wrong. Especially coming from someone you are supposed to be able to trust the most.

We can argue that the kid didn't handle it properly, but really, can we assume that the perfect parent has taught their kid Proper and Wholesome Conflict Resolution techniques? HAHAHA. Of course not. The kid just reacted, and did so non-violently. So that's a win.

gnoah0 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:22:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It teaches the wrong lesson too. โ€œIf I work hard Iโ€™ll be screwed!โ€ This is also how parents end up never meeting their grandkids.

ChunksOWisdom ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:25:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Plus, the kid will learn that life isn't fair at some point by living. You don't want to teach them their parents aren't fair either

SavageVector ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, life isn't fair, but that's due to natural advantages or random chance.

If you make a contract with someone, and they don't hold up their side; the government will step in to force their hand. The same isn't true for a parent, who also functions as a tyrannical government.

iambookus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:34:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think in this case, the kid held up his end, and the parent did not hold up their end. But the kid has no recourse. He's feeling powerless, disappointed, and betrayed. Were they both adults, the parent would be fucked as you say.

SavageVector ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:58:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly.

I'm not a parent yet, but my general idealism is to educate children based on real-world applications. I only see physical punishment as a last-case resort, if the kid really is refusing all lessons, and their actions would lead to irreparable harm.

"Because I said so" is crappy logic to instill upon a kid, living in a country that highly values individualism. Backing out of deals with your kid without a really good reason is just abuse of power. Spanking your kid because you can't be bothered to logically explain what they did wrong upsets me.

Childhood is supposed to prepare kids for adulthood; not be a play-dictatorship for the parent until the child suddenly becomes self-sufficient.

GravyBus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was wondering why it said "a child" and "his mom" instead of my kid, or nephew, or friend's kid. Like did they just see some random kid ripping up money on the street? But if they're reposting something that makes more sense.

iambookus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, not my kid or wife. I just remember when it went viral, and arguing with people over it.

AngusBoomPants ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:28:34 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah my dad gave me the โ€œbecause Iโ€™m olderโ€ excuse as to why he was unfair.

Guess who grew up to hate any manager that says โ€œbecause Iโ€™m your managerโ€ and becomes super petty?

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

iambookus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:54 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fist Bump

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:58:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We're talking $50 for some chores here, not a $500 paycheck that's gonna pay for your utilities. That is such a dumb comparison. If I got half of my expected paycheck, I'd be fucking mad and probably quit, but I wouldn't destroy the money.

iambookus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:01:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I know one of the chores was mowing the lawn. The other was probably cleaning out the garage or something. Whatever it was, it was an all day type thing. Worth the amount for giving up a saturday or weekend.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:12:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not saying he shouldn't be upset. I'm saying he's still a goddamn idiot for not only destroying money, but for actually thinking that would solve anything. It doesn't. It doesn't get his time back and it puts him $25 short.

iambookus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:19:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know. He got half the internet on his side, and the other half against him. So his action sparked one hell of a lively debate for a week or so when it went viral.

gnoah0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:17 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's about proving a point. "I'd rather take no profit than be screwed by you." Money is no longer a carrot, so now his parents have to try other ways of coercing him (or her) to do things. It's a power struggle that probably didn't end well.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:39 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why did you reply the same thing to both of my comments? That is so weird.

Anyway, the kid doesn't win no matter what. He shoots himself in the foot, his mom is an asshole, and I'm saying no one is really in the right here.

gnoah0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:31 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can take a loss in the short term to show that you wonโ€™t be cheated. Thatโ€™s what the kid did. Now the parents have to escalate (and risk completely alienating the kid, if he isnโ€™t already) or play fair in the future.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:18 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now the parents have to escalate (and risk completely alienating the kid, if he isnโ€™t already) or play fair in the future.

What? That's so dumb. How about he keeps the money, not rip it up like a dumbass, and just not do chores in the future since he knows his parents will cheat him?

gnoah0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:13:15 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"I understand how human beings work"

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:25:15 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Apparently you don't

gnoah0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:29:26 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"I understand how human beings work"

gnoah0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:40:16 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It makes a point. "I'm going to salt the earth so this doesn't happen again". If the kid had taken the money and meekly accepted it his parents might have tried it again. I'm curious how the power struggle ended.

Mito_sis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:16 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It depends on if he did all the chores or if he only did half of them or did them all half-assed.

If he did all the chores that he was supposed to do then he deserves the 50 and the protest is sorta valid.

If he didn't do all the jobs or like mowed half the lawn he only deserved half the pay and is being a punk about it.

iambookus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:12 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When was the last time you did half a job and got half the pay? Doesn't work like that. Especially with parents. If you don't do it, you don't get paid. The kid did his job. The mom skimped.

Mito_sis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:24:37 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I've definitely done half the job and only gotten half the pay. I've worked under the table before and if they don't need you they simply pay for what you worked, even if you expected to work 4 hours and make 80, you work 2 hours and make 40 instead.

If I was supposed to clean my room, fold towels and do the dishes and only do 1 out of 3 I haven't earned all the agreed upon money, right? But I've earned some of it.

If I start a task for my dad that takes 4 hours and I tap out at 2 hours he'll pay me for doing half the work.

notapotamus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Getting paid X to do various chores IS an allowance.

You do a half assed job of those chores, expect only half the pay.

This kid needs his ass seriously tanned with a thin flexible stick, preferably freshly picked from a tree so it's still green.

iambookus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:49:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And no. An allowance is a set amount of money per week, payday, or month on a recurring basis. A Wage is for chores.

The benefit of an allowance is to teach children monetary responsibility and allow them control over finances.

The benefit of wages is to teach children to earn their money.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you were not taught those things and as such, you have less than $100 in your account as a grown adult. Yay or nay?

notapotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And no. An allowance is a set amount of money per week, payday, or month on a recurring basis. A Wage is for chores.

Are you fucking high? You do chores because that is your responsibility as a member of the household, if you get any pay AT ALL that is an allowance, that is given out of kindness. You did not "earn" that money. You did less than your fair share for the house and your parents were nice enough to give you some spending cash. It's an allowance. Until you're using it to pay rent or utilities for the home it sure as shit is NOT wages.

iambookus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:57:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're right. You do chores because that's your responsibility. But they aren't connected to an allowance. Parents can opt to pay wages for chores or not.

notapotamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You're right. You do chores because that's your responsibility. But they aren't connected to an allowance. Parents can opt to pay wages for chores or not.

I think you're still confused. I can choose to WITHHOLD my child's allowance if they do not complete their chores or do a bad job of it. Clearly your parents fucked up raising you.

iambookus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:04:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think you're an asshole. You could have opted to not be confused 3 or 4 comments ago when we both had different definitions. But instead, you took the approach of "I'm right, you're wrong, and that's that."

I do not disagree with your assertion this go. You can choose to withhold allowance if they don't do their chores. BUT, an allowance is a recurring amount of money that's not necessarily tied to chores, nor should it be. A wage is tied to chores.

As for my parents. Maybe, maybe not. You're clearly not a good judge of character.

So how about your bank account? Greater or lesser than $100?

notapotamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You are so obviously a kid trying to pretend to be a parent that it is frankly hilarious. You might as well be 3 kids in a trenchcoat standing on each other's shoulders.

As for my bank account, you could only wish friend... you could only wish.

iambookus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:09:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Congrats on being rich or not. Whatever. I should get a trench coat though. Hmm?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:14:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this kinda sounds like 2 alt accounts 'fighting' each other, lol. iambookus and notapotamus.

get over it dinguses, can't you just agree to disagree at this point?

iambookus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It turned into trolling on my end 3 comments in. You're right.

iambookus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:46:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would argue that if the kid did a half ass job, it's the parent's fault for not teaching their kids how to do it right the first time.

notapotamus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You clearly don't have kids. How do you think that you teach them to do it right the first time? Kids aren't robots, you can't just program them. They are individual people who do what they want, you have to teach them that they WANT to do the job right, and sometimes teaching them that involves the carrot, and sometimes the stick.

iambookus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:59:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I am a parent, and as such, I know you can't slap sense into them as you suggest. It takes a lot of time, effort, patience, and love. Also, each kid different. What works for one doesn't work for the other. There is no set manual. But I also know that lessons are to be taught. One of those is how to take care of themselves, and that includes how to do chores and work.

notapotamus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I am a parent

I am IMMENSELY skeptical of that statement, especially combined with your idea that allowances are "wages". You don't have kids.

iambookus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You have heard of sex, right? Did you know that when two people love each other very much, when they touch in certain ways, they can make a baby!!!

notapotamus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but your parents probably don't let you stay out late at night.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 16:08:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Where was his written contract?

nellybellissima ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:31:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Probably not, but its an asshole move on the parents to offer a kid X amount of money to do stuff and then give them half of it when it's done. It builds distrust or reinforces existing issues that are already in the relationship.

There's just better, more mature ways to handle giving your kids money. The kid isstupid too, but the parents are jerks for ripping off their kid.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ StarryJunglePlanet ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 14:50:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I thought that too, but after all kids ARE fucking stupid so it's not entirely that farfetched.

Hihikar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:31:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes they are fucking stupid, but they become a tad bit less stupid when they learn they should not bite the hand that feeds them. Tears up money cause it's not satisfied with the amount... entitled little brat. This kid is a little shit but it can still grow into a reasonable person. Or not. Depends on parents' future actions I guess.

nellybellissima ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:27:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Considering all their actions have lead up to this point, I would say the out look is pretty bleak for them.

Especially if this kid was already in their teens. Fingers crossed that it was a dumb 10yo, they could still have a chance.

Chocolatefix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:44:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids can be a gamble. You can raise them as best as you can and you might still end up with a vultures egg. The other kids turned out fine but that one kid is a headache from the jump.

TurkishOfficial ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 14:53:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well thank goodness we have the person who posted the fake picture's take on whether or not its fake.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:30:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How old is this kid? At four, my younger sister once found some money of my parents' and literally flushed about $60 down the toilet before they found her. I though my dad was gonna cry. Kids have no concept of money.

Cow_Launcher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:58:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mrs. Cow_Launcher's baby sister was discovered "posting" multiple five pound notes through the gaps in the floorboards when she was about 5 years old. No malice was intended; she just liked the way that they fit. I imagine this is the '70s equivalent of some kid pushing their bagel into the VCR.

:NinjaEdit: Wait, I just realised that VCR reference is severely dated. What's the modern equivalent?

Anyway, this was in about 1978 and, for reference, ยฃ5 then is worth about ยฃ25 now, or US $32. There were enough of them down there that her dad pulled the boards up to retrieve them.

PlanetMahrs ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:40:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think the disrespect shown calls for more. I would cancel allowance for a period of time and then give them a choice of a lower allowance or nothing for another set period.

Iโ€™m a dad of two great boys, and think it is important to check disrespect and unjustified aggression (without corporal punishment). Ripping up allowance is both. Too many consequences in life for people without self control.

bossfoundmyacct ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:01:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Warning, incoming ramble:

I'm not yet a parent, but hope to be someday. My biggest fear is that I'll unknowingly raise a little demon child like this. Stupidity and ignorance is one thing, but intentional malice is another. I have younger siblings, and we all turned out alright. But growing up, I do remember the stubbornness I often threw at my parents. I've been known to double-down on something -- even when I'm the one who's wrong.

I still have a good relationship with my parents, and hope to have the same or better with my own kids. After everything my siblings and I went through with my parents, I'd like to believe that I somewhat understand how to be a firm parent in terms of rules and discipline. I Just hope to never become a member of /r/narcissisticparents, while also never contributing to /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid.

whatknott ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:28:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think it's fake. It's a tweet by Adam Carriker, a 1st round NFL draft pick who played in the league for 8 years. Seems odd he would make up something like this for attention.

fleegbomb ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:55:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, he doesn't claim this to be his kid, so this could just be a forward from grandma.

Ckandes1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kid is dissaciated with the value of money. Go bring him to the humane society and volunteer side by side for that many hours worth in minimum wage. See how he likes scraping dogshit for 3 hours and see what he thinks about $25 bucks now.

I also really like another comment of going to the grocery store and havung him buy $25 worth of cans for a food drive, so he can see how much of an impact that amount of money has for people in need

philosophers_groove ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:18:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yup, I call fake. The pile is too neat - the pieces too close together. We're supposed to believe a spoiled child had the anger to tear up money but then the patience to collect it and neatly place it in a small circle on the carpet, as opposed to throwing it at a closed door where it would disperse all over the place?

AceDynamicHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Surprised I had to scroll down this far to find /r/thathappened. That was my first instinct after seeing this.

strazmistr ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 13:33:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd probably mix it into his food

[deleted] ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 14:17:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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ExileOnBroadStreet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Directions unclear, snorting my money.

SiliconGuy12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:44:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Money is extremely unclean most of the time. Punish the kid, but don't make him eat it

PM_Me_Your_Clones ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 15:31:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give a piece for each birthday. Not necessarily in lieu of any other present, but this is a good way to keep embarrassment going like well into their forties.

heygabehey ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:37:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's cold, making a guy eat a tiny piece of a dollar for decades and around his peers on his birthday. But, I like it.

hulivar ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 16:59:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 99 percent sure it's 40 bucks. Obviously you see the 20 and 5.

You also see two purple numbers the 5 and part of a purple number....so that means two 5's I'm pretty sure....then you can see a 10 next to the 20...it's hard to make out but it's there.

So two 5's, the 10, and a 20 :)

huskermut ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:15:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

An Adam Carriker tweet outside of r/huskers? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

UCRRed ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:55:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right? From a first round pick to memeing out here like the rest of us.

huskermut ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:28:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One of us.

TheoreticalFunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As well as Owen. The fourth of his kind.

JazzManOS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:52 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

GBR

the-mailman38 ยท 75 points ยท Posted at 14:26:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mum would beat the shit out of me

Dominub ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 15:17:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mine wouldn't, she'd wait for me to calm down, and remind me every second until next week how much it must suck not having that money. And what I could have gotten instead if I hadn't been a little shit. It's like twisting the knife.

throwaway_bars ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 15:34:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That psychological warfare

Downvotes_All_Dogs ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:37:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. I got a scar on my face all because I tossed a book on the floor amd it startled her. Can't imagine what she'd do in this situation.

Dr_Loveylumps ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:48:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reeeeee corporal punishment is bad reeeeeee

HalfSoul30 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:52:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Grind the rest and save it towards a future AIDS treatment obviously.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ StarryJunglePlanet ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:52:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is the correct answer

masbetter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

r/unexpectedsouthparkreference

leaves-throwaway123 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:53:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Alright I've got a story. Way back in 2nd grade in Ms. Vasser's class, we had a spelling bee for the entire 2nd grade. I was always good at spelling so I was a finalist. $10 bucks was on the line for the winner with $5 for the runner up. We were down to just myself and the last contender and the word on the board was "territory." It was my turn to spell the word, so I started out strong - "T. E. R. R...." I thought for a moment just to make sure I was on track still, and then continued again. "T. E. R. R. I. T. O...." and before I was able to get to the end, Ms. Vasser said something to the effect of "I'm sorry but you are disqualified, the spelling is not "t-e-r-r-t-e-r-r," and the other guy won by default.

I was so livid because of how obvious it was that I was just reinforcing the spelling and starting again rather than actually believing the word was spelled "t-e-r-r-t-e-r-r" that when I received my $5 second place prize, I fumed about it for the rest of the class period. When class was over and everyone was leaving, I walked over to the teacher's desk, slapped the $5 bill down, and basically said "you can keep this, I don't want your consolation prize when I was clearly the winner" (obviously much less eloquently and more petulantly than I'm describing it because I was like 7 years old). I told my parents about it later and they made me come back to school after they had already picked me up and we were halfway home so I could apologize to Ms. Vasser - for the record I did not get the $5 back nor did I deserve it.

Anyways, I've thought about that probably thousands of times in my life (i'm nearly 30 now) and it always embarrassed the crap out of me how childish I was, and how hurt Ms. Vasser was because of my rude and obnoxious behavior. She was nice enough to provide money out of her own pocket for the prize pool and I basically slapped her in the face. Total dick move on my part regardless of how young I was...

This really has nothing to do with this post whatsoever, I'm just reminiscing tbh

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:15:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To be honest, I don't see anything wrong with your story. Although it does matter HOW the money was returned and what attitude was presented.

A better move would have been to refuse the prize initially but returning it is also fair.

You didnt want 5 dollars to signify that you were wrong and lost. Your integrity and self worth, was worth more.

Dr_Loveylumps ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 15:51:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cunty move by the teacher. What kind of lesson does this teach?

leaves-throwaway123 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:54:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Iโ€™m sure there was a set of rules that Iโ€™m not recalling right now and that was probably one of them. If I did in fact break the rule by repeating the first four letters then I understand being disqualified because it would not be fair to the runner up if I were to win and they follow the rules but then lost as a result of it. Then again this was just a Small scale spelling bee and by no means a big deal so I donโ€™t really remember if we had set rules or not, either way I was a dick about it so I take responsibility for that

rip10 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:13:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

National Spelling Bee lets you take as much time and you can start over as much as you want. Your teacher was just trying to move this along so she could go home and drink her face off

GorgoniteEmissary ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:31:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair I thought the rules were you had to say you were starting over

rip10 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:42:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the NSB, that's not part of the rule. But this guy was just engaging in an unofficial class spelling bee so those rules don't even apply, anyways

takoshi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

She should have been happy for the extra beer money then. What gives?

Martian_Milk ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Spell properly and you will win $10. Fuck up and repeat letters, and you won't. That is what real life is like - an excellent lesson.

Dr_Loveylumps ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:23:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hurr durr

Moochertaway ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:31:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah I agree with kid you. I hate teachers like that.

strangerzone ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 13:56:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Send him down to work in the coal mine

Millenial_Trash ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:47:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Or in the Temple of Doom

ScarySloop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You load sixteen tons, what do you get

Lutherkiss3 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 14:04:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No allowance for 5 months

killer8424 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 14:18:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

His allowance is one of those shreds a week. When he finally tapes them all back together and uses it responsibly then he maybe gets a small allowance. Otherwise no allowance ever.

IIIBRaSSIII ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:31:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No allowance for 5 months

I_dig_fe ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:39:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

*No allowance ever

FTFY

HackBloodie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid fucks up and does something wrong?

Letโ€™s just never give him a chance to show improvement and growth. That sounds like great parenting.

You should write a book! /s

I_dig_fe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I did it's called "how to train your brat, a book by r/kidsarefuckingstupid"

yerrpitsballer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:22 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why 5?

.. jw

[deleted] ยท 541 points ยท Posted at 13:27:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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barnesenrab ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 14:15:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That or a minimum wage job

ascendant_tesseract ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:59:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the difference?

barnesenrab ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 15:06:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

About 20 hours

Its_mee_kimchee ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:14:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

35 hours of beating, sounds about right

Valour_The_False_God ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:02:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's gotta be retail or serving.

worldspawn00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, now you're going to do 5 hours of work for that $25

barnesenrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Not if you work at Amazon

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:23:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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barnesenrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatever man, youโ€™re not my fath

barnesenrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Also who said anything about forcing him?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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barnesenrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

All I was saying was a minimum wage job made me appreciate the correlation between time worked and money earned

throwaway_bars ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:33:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would no longer exist if I did this as a child

jorsiem ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 13:49:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Nowadays some redditor who has no children will probably lecture you about corporal punishment and the wonders of 'positive reinforcement' will link psychology journals and studies too.

Lol where were they to enlighten my mom about 20 years ago.

Vrishkin ยท 88 points ยท Posted at 13:59:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I dream about going back in time to give my dad attitude corrective action

Edit: One darkjoke and people get all reddit on me. Iโ€™m in therapy, Iโ€™ve been doing kickboxing as a hobby for years and my dad played club rugby for a decade after playing football for U of Arizona.

Im_your_real_dad ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 14:06:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bring it, Nancy.

carlosdanger11 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:35:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
60Dan06 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:12:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do not include me in the screenshot

jwms2010 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:17:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Name checks out

YellowSnowman77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:04:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dad?

SnipingBunuelo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hi Dad, I'm Dad

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:20:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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trilogy-09 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:00:30 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey op. You deleted your comment. Wanted to remind you.

Seems like itโ€™s not working too well if youโ€™re lashing out on people on the internet and insinuating wanting to fight.

Iโ€™m good on coming to bumfuck Ohio however; I wouldnโ€™t want some angry fuckhead to squash my bread while heโ€™s packing up my groceries. If you canโ€™t handle the internet without freaking out, are you sure a customer facing job is the right place for you? Maybe stock-boy might fit you better. At least that way, you can exert some of your negative energy on something physically tiring and therefore, be less likely to hurt someone.

Vrishkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:09:27 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

At least my dick is 7โ€. Sorry to hear about your tiny chiney weenie

trilogy-09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:24 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Racism doesnโ€™t look good on people. Especially someone with psychosis. Get back to therapy.

Also, your ability to comprehend and communicate is laughable. Good thing youโ€™re just a cashier.

trilogy-09 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 14:07:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You should probably sort those dreams out in therapy. Sounds like you are pretty fโ€™d up if thatโ€™s what you dream about.

ColdFree ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:09:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure itโ€™s a joke man....

eddietwang ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:14:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude's making a joke? Fuck he must be so psychotic he needs therapy!

Learn how to read the internet, man.

trilogy-09 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 14:16:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

A pot calling the kettle black

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trilogy-09 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:51:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Seems like itโ€™s not working too well if youโ€™re lashing out on people on the internet and insinuating wanting to fight.

Iโ€™m good on coming to bumfuck Ohio however; I wouldnโ€™t want some angry fuckhead to squash my bread while heโ€™s packing up my groceries. If you canโ€™t handle the internet without freaking out, are you sure a customer facing job is the right place for you? Maybe stock-boy might fit you better. At least that way, you can exert some of your negative energy on something physically tiring and therefore, be less likely to hurt someone.

Babywillybilly1212 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 15:11:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My grandfather RARELY hit his kids. A guy way ahead of his time. His wife was an engineer and he believed interracial marriage was ok. Even skipped school one time to throw rotten tomatoes at a KKK rally. But Iโ€™ll never forget his advice. โ€œThere are some actions that will provoke a physical response in the real world, and itโ€™s better you to teach that lesson to your kids than some thug on the streetโ€. Basically he just meant donโ€™t use force as a punishment except in rare cases where you know your kids being a pure little shit. Better to be you trying to teach a life lesson than someone they pissed off whoโ€™s trying to harm or kill them.

SavageVector ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:40:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, this doesn't seem like something that should warrant any corporal punishment. Teach the dumb kid that, had he kept his money, he could have bought more fortnight skins or whatever.

A kid ripping up money seems like one of the easiest lessons to teach without anything physical. I can understand it though, in a much more severe situation.

Vandilbg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah like they ripped up your $25

Igloo433 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah that wont work lmao

DnMarshall ยท 206 points ยท Posted at 14:13:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm a redditor with no kids who lectures people about corporal punishment, the wonders of positive reinforcement (not sure why the quotes) and links to psychology journals and studies. Wouldn't lecture the guy you commented to, because it sounds like he's joking. But, in general, I'm happy to educate people.

I'm also a BCBA who has been working with special needs kids for over a decade and have turned around far more pervasive and severe behaviors with positive reinforcement, extinction, and without using corporal punishment. I am, objectively, an expert in behavior change for children. I don't have kids because, frankly, I get enough of them at work.

And, to answer your question, I was in high school.

smika ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 15:22:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As a redditor with three kids, can confirm that corporal punishment is not required to enforce discipline.

Thank you for spreading this message.

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 15:56:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's not required but it's cheap entertainment.

rogueAIbergdahl ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:29:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would like to learn more. What reading material (internet, books, etc) you recommend?

DnMarshall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:03:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry it took so long to get back to you. That's a surprisingly difficult question.

This is a decent one page summary of what ABA is though the links are long dead.

This is a little longer and goes into autism programing.

ABA is basically the practical application of behavioral principles first discovered by BF Skinner. You can read an excerpt from one of his books here.

Others may have better links for you. You could ask in r/BehaviorAnalysis or r/BCBA.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:45:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's amazing how much convincing it takes to make people believe that beating your children doesn't have positive effects. What's next, fire burns you?

hot--Koolaid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hello fellow BCBA!!!

I also lecture people about parenting and have four kids, and I agree 100%.

This child needs to be taught a more appropriate way to express their needs and wants.

It is totally possible to get lasting behavior change without beating someone.

Ruthalas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is 'extinction' in this context?

DnMarshall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:52:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In a very basic sense:

People do things because they get something out of it. They throw a tantrum at the grocery store to get a candy bar. They punch another kid to get out of class. They scream to get attention. Etc. Extinction is making sure that they don't get what they want from their behaviors. So, not giving them a candy bar and riding out the tantrum. Keeping them in class. Ignoring the scream. Once the behaviors become ineffective the people stop doing them.

Ruthalas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:07:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The name is dramatic!

Thank you for the explanation.

quintsreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:24:13 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I tried the extinction method on my kid and itโ€™s shit them up surprisingly effectively

psteffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What are your thoughts on โ€œhow to really love your childโ€? It was recommended to me and although the advice makes sense, I do t know much about your field.

DnMarshall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think anything about it.

thatguywithawatch ยท -28 points ยท Posted at 14:17:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Cool cool, but kids who shred up 25 bucks need an ass whoopin

DnMarshall ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 14:20:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In this case I'd say the parents are nearly as much to blame as the kids.

Who gives their kid $25 if they don't know/appreciate the value of money? Who starts there?

The kid is to blame. But if you give your 16 year old a Tesla to learn to drive in don't get upset if it doesn't come back as perfect as you left it.

thegovwantsussubdued ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:07:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think shredding money is deserving of an ass whooping. Not do I think excessive force is necessary. But if my nephew won't stop hitting my niece after every talking to him, time out, and any other imaginable way, when I say "You're going to get a spanking", he 90% of the time stops.

I think at a certain age kids need to be reminded that there are consequences for their extreme actions. Not actual pain, just a light swat to show then you'll follow through with what you promised with a raised voice. Though I think past a certain age, hitting your child isn't helping at all. I'll probably get downvoted, but I don't think I or their parents have ever abused them.

DnMarshall ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:18:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I really don't know enough of your specific situation to comment but there are many effective ways to teach consequences without resorting to corporal punishment.

And if you don't threaten to hit then you don't actually have to hit them.

nellybellissima ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:39:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Have you tried separating him from the group when he acts like that? On a more permanent bases? Not just for 10 minutes of time out? Not like, lock him in his room, but that he isn't allowed to participate in whatever she's doing or be in the same room? I baby sit two girls and the older one is OBNOXIOUSLY controlling of everything. Whenever she won't cool it I get the other one to go play with me in another room and the older girl isn't allowed to join in unless she will play nicely. Shes allowed to do whatever in any other room, she just cant jpin in in the fun unless she behaves right. It was a rough couple of hours the first time, but it was pretty effective.

thegovwantsussubdued ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:16:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately little boys aren't always easy to work with. I would never advocate pain, or making a spanking a go to punishment. I don't think it is uncalled for either. I really don't want to be one of those "my parents spanked me and I turned out fine" people. A lot of folks take spanking way too far and for minor issues that could be solved by separation. But sometimes, a light swat on the butt seems to be the best way to show him his extreme behavior is not okay. I don't expect everyone to agree with me, but I certainly don't think spanking is abuse or wrong.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 15:01:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s a pretty bad analogy tbh

Youโ€™re equating an inexperienced driver having an accident vs a spoiled little shit destroying something good because it wasnโ€™t good enough

I donโ€™t disagree the parents are more to blame than the child but the analogy was bad

DnMarshall ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:15:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In both instances the parents give the child something very valuable to learn with. Analogy works.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:17:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One is an accident, one is a kid being a dickhead.

Analogy doesnโ€™t work.

DnMarshall ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:20:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And one kid is older than the other. You're throwing out irrelevant details.

The point of the analogy is you don't use highly valuable things as teaching tools because it can end badly. The intentionality isn't part of the analogy.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:24:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This doesnโ€™t make sense at all...

Not only is an allowance not a teaching tool the kid would have been a little shit if it was $1 or $25

You donโ€™t give a 16 year old a Tesla because theyโ€™re likely to have an accident.

You can give any kid $25 that isnโ€™t a little shithead

Your analogy is bad and makes 0 sense.

Youโ€™re equating the 16 year old with a little fucker that would rip up money.

DnMarshall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Allowance is absolutely a teaching tool. It teaches kids how money is earned (most do chores for it) and what it's worth (by spending it) and how to save it etc.

Also, I'm sorry you don't understand analogies. Might I recommend middle school?

ProudRush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What if the kid did enough chores for $30 in allowance and get mad because he only received $25? Should you give him the $30 instead or is that too valuable to use as a teaching tool?

DnMarshall ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:04:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm no economist, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but chores and allowance are sort of a closed system. You offer up what you are willing to give, there is no competition in this market place.

If he's not ready for $25 in allowance he shouldn't be able to earn $30.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 15:57:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s hilarious how much of a cunt you are while you defend a shit-tier analogy. The logic doesnโ€™t make sense in any way you canโ€™t even defend it.

Why give an allowance at all if every small child is going to rip it up?

If itโ€™s always a bad idea to buy a 16 year old a Tesla then itโ€™s always a bad idea to give a kid an allowance no? Sorry I know simple logic is hard for you to follow

DnMarshall ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:02:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This has all been explained. I'm truly sorry you can't follow it.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No it hasnโ€™t youโ€™ve dodged that specific aspect of your horrible analogy every time.

NeedHelpWithExcel ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You havenโ€™t explained anything much less the key reason why your analogy is retarded.

Every time you just double down and say โ€œnope itโ€™s a good analogyโ€

DnMarshall ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:40:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sure I did. I explained it here and here. I will break it down one last time.

In both instances you are giving a item that is more valuable than necessary (there are cheaper cars than Tesla and cheaper monetary amounts than $25) for a learning experience that has a higher probability than most to result in the destruction or loss of that item. Kids destroy/lose money. Teens damage cars. Analogy works perfectly.

You may want to ask yourself why you're the only one who doesn't get the analogy. Everyone else seems to be fine with it. And your comments aren't being well received.

But, you can't ask me that. Or, I guess you can, but I won't see it. You've been rude and belligerent through this entire conversation, which I've put up with. But using "retarded" as a pejorative is an auto-block for me. People who use "retarded" in that way aren't worth talking to. So you may respond but I will not see it.

I sincerely wish you luck in your efforts to understand simple analogies.

Soplex64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's a bad idea to give a 16 year old a tesla because they do not understand enough about driving to safely use it.

It is also a bad idea to give a small child $25 because they do not understand enough about money to realize that shredding it is a bad idea.

The analogy is that in both cases, the parent should have started smaller and built up to the point of a tesla and to $25 after necessary skills were developed.

nellybellissima ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:04:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If your kid is so out of control that they do that, its almost 100% the parents fault for letting them be out of control for so long up to that point. Maybe they do need an ass whopping, but they needed structure and boundaries every day before that. The parent didn't do their job, so the kid was never given the skills or self discipline needed to not act like a little turd.

Kids fuck up, but the scale in which they fuck up is generally dependent on the parent.

Magman6969 ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 14:56:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well yeah its prob good ur not beating special needs kids I have e kids and some things deserve a spanking and it definitely hurts me more than them every time

Boodikii ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:17:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So special needs kids are smart enough to just talk it out and improve their actions in the future but normal kids need a spank so they can get it? You should try talking to your kids and not being harmful. Resentment is an easy emotion to Foster. The human psyche is really fragile, Especially in a developing brain and any visible/physical Ill will from a parental figure can go along way in the wrong direction.

nellybellissima ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You know, I have a list of things that I would probably spank a kid for. Things like hurting an animal or purposely breaking something expensive in anger that didn't belong to them (though they're more than welcome to break their own toys since a replacement will NEVER be bought).

But you know what? If you discipline the small things (your kid is playing too crazily or being too loud) every single time and follow through on what you say every single time, you'll find that things almost never escalate to that point.

If you genuinely don't like spanking your kids, if it really does hurt you, then there are non "hippie love child" ways to actually discipline your child. Way that really do work and will, in general, make your life with your kids a lot more enjoyable.

It isnt easy, and at first it will be a royal pain in the ass to break old habits, but within a couple of weeks your house would probably be a lot less chaotic.

lumpysurfer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:10:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No one asked Janice!

RolandTheJabberwocky ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:26:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Its almost like there's zero evidence for corporal punishment working.

worldspawn00 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe you're not hitting them hard enough /s

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:22:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

As part of the "authoritarian" parenting style, it is found to be effective. The most effective style of parenting, although you don't have to use spanking if you have other methods of discipline. You mix positive reinforcement with discipline to teach them how to prioritize their needs and handle negative situations.

The problem is that there are more bad stories than good because it's easier to abuse than it is to be a part of a disciplinary system that makes sense.

nellybellissima ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:44:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you mean authoritative? Authoritarian is the style with high demand and little return for the child. That's the style where you bark and the kid is supposed to jump, no questions asked. People might aim for authoritative, but often end up as authoritarian.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, yes, you are correct. I mean that.

notapotamus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

and little return for the child

Having discipline and understanding that actions have (sometimes painful) consequences is of great value in life.

nellybellissima ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

No no, the comments refer to specific classifications of parenting style. I think the person I responded to switched the names.

https://www.parentingforbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/authoritative-vs-authoritarian.png

TL;DR if you find yourself saying "because I said so" for every parenting choice you make, maybe you might want to read that link.

No one is saying don't discipline your child, just that there's ways to get the most out of disciplining them and keep a healthy parent relationship with them.

Edit: I first read about this in a psychology textbook, so while the link is very "mommy blog" you can find much more academic information on this elsewhere.

notapotamus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:47:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

if you find yourself saying "because I said so" for every parenting choice you make

I have never even once said that to my son or daughter. I talk to them like adults and will tell them very clearly, specifically, and with examples, why I think they fucked up. But I don't think I'm a "normal" dude.

RolandTheJabberwocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes and like you said it doesn't require, and it fact should have no, corporal punishment. Hitting kids doesn't work it just damages their views on their parents and the role a parent plays.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There is no evidence to support that all spanking is bad. Unless you are really creative and have a lot of time on your hands, spanking is going to be the most effective for making punishments proportionate to the wrongdoing.

RolandTheJabberwocky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude literally just Google "is spanking good?" and you'll find endless credible research on it, all of it saying its bad and has long term negative consequences.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Except there are plenty of studies that have linked spanking to later success and other positive effects...Parenting trends change generationally. Every generation thinks they were raised wrong or that they can do better. Google shows trending content first.

The negative consequences are linked to brutality. And if you cannot seperate that from physical discipline, then yes, don't spank them.

A mom I knew had a baby who would constantly bite his mother's nipple lile a game. She didn't believe in spanking, so she let her breastfeeding experience be completely miserable. One light pop would have sent a very clear message. There are many positive applications but no parent who spanked is going to admit what they really did is beat the shit out of their kid...hence it's all grouped together.

RolandTheJabberwocky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:39:29 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Sources on the studies that support spanking?

Edit: yeah didn't think you could pull a source

Garinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:09 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

BDSM sites I would imagine

spinlock ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Corporal punishment is a double edged sword. By the time I was 13 I'd broken my brothers nose and I could beat up my dad. At that point, I did whatever the fuck I wanted without any repercussions.

Turtle-Fox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You make fun of said Redditor for their view but also say they link journals and studies?

HackBloodie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hm, a generation of kids raised on corporal punishment growing up, becoming parents and now despising it and refusing to use it on their children

Surely it must be a good thing, right? /s

People need to learn to parent without being abusive, and treat their kids with respect.

b17722 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:03:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you admit being hit as a kid negatively affected you but still rag on people who oppose it lol

jorsiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I never said it negatively affected me, it's just that no one likes to be smacked, did it make me more or less disciplined in the long run? Hard to tell, really.

'rag on'

I just stated the facts. Interpret that as you want.

nellybellissima ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:47:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mother was definitely the "hit first and ask questions later" kind of person. I would say I've turned out okay, BUT I have a lot if negative childhood memories and feelings about her. I wouldn't say that my childhood was more than 50% and I wouldn't prefer that for most children. Just because you're a functioning adult doesn't mean it was an ideal situation.

antique_enthuisiast ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:58:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm young can confirm attitude adjustment works wooden spoons and belts dont make you inclined to do it twice

notapotamus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:33:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

For real dude, I said I chastised my 12 year old for not being able to add 15+15 in her head and was berated by multiple Redditors for "emotionally abusing" my daughter.

Reddit is full of idiots.

MassaF1Ferrari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lol what a buncha wusses.

These people dont understand real abuse.

Xiretza ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:29:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lol what a buncha wusses.

These people dont understand real abuse.

Wow, gatekeeping about child abuse. Quite sad, really.

MassaF1Ferrari ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:31:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Getting frustrated with your kid for being dumb =/= emotionally abusing them for their entire childhood

But how would a terrible human being like me know anything about that? I should be imprisoned for even raising my voice at a kid!

Xiretza ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Of course there's a difference. And no, it's completely fine to raise your voice if the situation calls for it. But honestly, if someone chastises their kid (whatever exactly that entails, not a native speaker) just because they can't do a simple addition, what else would count as "dumb enough" to provoke that behavior? Considering how stupid kids tend to be, seems like it might happen a lot.

I'm purely guessing about all that of course, but lashing out just because your kid sucks at math seems a little much.

MassaF1Ferrari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I assumed the dude was like "GOd, why are you so dumb! I told you so many times 15+15 is 30! We've been doing this for 15 min!"

Ofc if a parent is like "you're a pathetic waste of oxygen and I can't even believe you're my child. Go back into your room, you good for nothing dumbass." that's abusive.

Abuse is something that hurts someone personally. Lashing out emotionally isn't abuse imo. It's just the parent being fed up and losing their chill.

Xiretza ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:59:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, fair enough. It completely depends on what exactly happened, and since I'm too lazy to dig through their post history, I'll just leave it at that.

Whiskey-Rebellion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean yeah teasing is just a part of life. I doubt you were calling her a worthless cunt and going on about how you should have aborted her. THAT would be emotional abuse.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:23:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There are certain actions that absolutely call for a spanking. Shredding money is one of those actions.

Soplex64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shredding their own money? There's already a punishment there-they no loner have the money. What's the point of also spanking them?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:44:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wish my dad would have spanked me once in a while, I probably would have a little more discipline now. Growing up I was my dad's hero instead of the other way around, which I don't think was in my benefit at all.

SirSquawck ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I learned lessons real quick when my dad took the belt out. Pretty effective

Starklet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And this mindset is why there are so many fucked up children

cpdx82 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:56:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like he needs to go to a safe space...

A safe place to hide because I'd be livid if my kid was ungrateful enough to pull some shit like this after all I went through to earn it to give to him. Also, no more fucking allowance, idk if he's 10 years old his ass is getting a job.

tupto ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 14:25:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You want to beat a child? WTF is wrong with you?

CaptainCruiser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

World of difference between beating and spanking, bub. "Beat" in this context is English slang for spanking, not actual beating.

tupto ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:33:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

OP literally says beating

CaptainCruiser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:38:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

True, but that's just a figure of speech. Like many people on the internet, I'm afraid you've taken what you've read much too literally.

If a child "gets their ass beat", that's a reference to a spanking. It's just English slang, and English slang can mean pretty much anything as you may or may not know. The word "beat" in this context is hyperbolic, just like some people in America refer to it as "getting their ass busted"; obviously, you're not going to bust the child's rear end like a bubble, it's a figure of speech, a colloquialism if you will. Actually beating a child in the literal sense is much different, and I feel like I have some say on the subject because honestly I happen to be a child abuse survivor myself. Literal abuse often involves bruising and excessive use of force, including but not limited to cruel or unusual implements not typically used for spanking, not unlike spousal abuse or fist-fighting between adults.

Polluckhubtug ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:15:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, i donโ€™t see a single problem with spanking your kid

le_dankest_memez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:55:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's actually happened in Mexico pretty often as the legend of the chanchla describes.

ColbyP ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:22:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ooof. Trying to equate a simple spanking to a beating. Now that's a logical leap.

tupto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:33:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kid sounds like he needs an ass beating

beating

Barely a step

Downvotes_All_Dogs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait until you live with a family that can take a simpke spanking and escalate it into a few punches to the face and then kicks to your back.

WumFan64 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The point of whooping a kid is to teach them that, at any point in time, someone can completely manhandle you/your life with no chance of mercy or recourse. This is one of the realest and most important life lessons people learn, and being able to learn it in a safe space is important.

Imadeadpeople ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 14:27:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I found the triggered cuck.

midgetzz ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 14:31:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Le libtard rekt epic style

tupto ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:32:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Piece of shit.

Imadeadpeople ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 14:34:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Coming from an overt โ€œanarchistโ€ piece of garbage like yourself, thatโ€™s a compliment. Donโ€™t you have a antifa protest to go to?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:50:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly.

That wee cunt would be getting a slap.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:17:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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Imadeadpeople ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:19:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wish I could like this twice

Slingster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

you can't like it once. Reddit doesn't have a like system.

Imadeadpeople ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...upvote....

Slingster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The upvote and downvote system is not a like and dislike system

Imadeadpeople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I really donโ€™t care either way. You and I both know exactly what Iโ€™m referring to.

Tackis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:54:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell? I would have killed for a $25 allowance ffs

CeruleanRuin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:43:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd kill for $25 that's not earmarked for some other purpose already.

mrbrimley ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:53:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would make the kid tape it all back together.

poopycarrot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:12:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nah because then whatever cashier gets it has to deal with it. money machines usually wonโ€™t accept cash like that.

Whiskey-Rebellion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's not about fixing the money it's about punishing the kid for unacceptable behavior.

poopycarrot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:27:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i think the original tweet has the right idea. it reminds them that what they did was wrong and when they finally actually get money again then theyโ€™re gonna realize that maybe they shouldnโ€™t tear it up.

p1um5mu991er ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:04:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Gonna need a lot of tape, but I can think we can get something out of it. Ain't going to the kid, though

CastiNueva ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:28:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd make it an object lesson. Throw it out (or rescue it secretly) but definitely don't give any more money. I wouldn't even mention it to the child. Just ignore the behavior. If they bring it up, just tell them you already gave them their allowance and they did what they wanted with it and that was their choice.

The loss of the money they did get should be incentive enough to keep them from doing it again.

If it happens a second time, then I'd talk about ending the allowance, or giving the money to charity instead because they clearly don't value the money anyway and someone else in need surely could use it.

Wofolz ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:15:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretend to call the cops on him and let him know itโ€™s a federal offense

TemperVOiD ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:45:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œPretendโ€

Knowing me Iโ€™d go too far pretending to teach a lesson.

Wofolz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:48:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Then itโ€™s a real lesson. Ultimately if a parent were to go too far and press actual charges the parent would have to pay for whatever sticks. Thatโ€™s why I say pretend, not trying to be nice to this little shit. I just wouldnโ€™t want to pay for their stupid mistake going too far teaching them a lesson.

TemperVOiD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I get what you mean haha. Iโ€™d go as far as getting โ€œcopsโ€ to show up. Scare a kid for sure but down the line when theyโ€™re older, itโ€™s probably a laugh for everyone, and a fun memory, but ultimately a good lesson.

O_livia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:32 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was going to say that too!

NameNot_Important ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 15:50:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That kid will one day be a reddit mod.

Suck-You-Bus ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 14:45:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents never gave me money as a kid so seeing this little shit rip up 25 bucks fucking infuriates me. Stupid little cunt doesnโ€™t know the value of a dollar.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:35:20 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd give him a 20 dollar monthly allowance and charge him 40 dollars in rent

PROchiief ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:24:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

money in Canada is plastic so hopefully i'll never have to deal with this

antaryon ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:46:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can destroy those as well. Someone at work put a stack of bills on the paper tray of a laser printer. Idiots are very ingenious.

PROchiief ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 15:15:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm talking about kids here, not full grown idiots

foreverwasted ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:13:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be dead if I did that

[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 13:47:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What a goddamn retard. I'm not sorry. That is peak stupidity right there.

hightrix ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 14:13:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, that kids parents need to re-evaluate their parenting style

Fuck_Alice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I gotta ask though

What do you think a parent would have to do to the kid/in front of the kid for their response to be

"Yes, ripping my allowance up is the proper way to express that I am not happy about the amount I have received, thank you for showing me the way parentals"

hightrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No one thing. It's a pattern of behavior.

Dirtybrd ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:22:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, Don Jr. is in his 40's now.

StragglingShadow ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:47:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Id shrug and tell them its his money to do with as he pleases. And then if they cry or complain Id tell them they already got their allowance.

Runningrider ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:20:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Assuming its all thwre, can't you just take it all to a bank and they'll exchange it for crispy new bills?

redgrin_grumble ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:32:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is there a fucking 20 in there? Jesus what am ungrateful little shit

hulivar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:04:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

it's actually 40 believe it or not. There's two purple 5's, so that's two 5's, and you can see the number 10 for a 10 dollar bill to the right of the 20, so that's at least 40.

redgrin_grumble ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:14:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. I know about inflation and shit but I was happy to get 10 bucks. I guess we don't know how long that was supposed to last them or even if its real, but ripping up money is pretty goddamn stupid in any case

Hioceandream ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:05:33 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Depends on how old the kid was, but I would show him different things that could have been bought for that money. Both things he liked and things that are necessities that a parent has to buy e.g toothbrush, etc. Then we would come up with a list of chores and assign each one a value. He would do chores until he paid me back for my money he ruined and only then would he be able to earn money for allowance again. Great teachable moment actually!

RealHausFrau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:23 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is such a great reasonable answer! Iโ€™m afraid I would just totally lose it, and just get rid of allowances for a long while.

Hioceandream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:10 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks!

icandothissofast ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:15:21 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call the cops because he ripped money and that is a crime.

1morethingabout ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:15:19 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People acting like this actually happened lmao.

[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 14:54:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents would have beat me till I shat.

maybaby-3000 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:39:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

for real. Everyone here is so soft, some guy called any sort of repercussion โ€œscummyโ€

MChainsaw ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:39:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would probably shrug and tell him to clean up the mess, then ask him if he intends to do this with every allowance I give him. If so, I'd probably just stop giving it to him because he apparently doesn't want it and it would just be a waste of money.

What I definitely wouldn't do is give him extra money, or pay for anything he wants as long as he keeps tearing up his allowance. The way I see it, his allowance is his to do with as he likes - if he prefers to tear it up rather than spend it, then that's his choice to make (but then I'd rather not give it to him in the first place, like I said). I don't think I'd need to give him any additional punishment because tearing up your own money is sort of punishing itself. Once he realizes that doing so isn't getting him any extra money and in fact only results in him having less things (since he has no money to buy them with) that should teach him the value of money all on its own I think.

bananasoop ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 16:21:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This seems like the unpopular opinion, but I totally agree with this. If I give my child money as a payment for chores or whatever, it is their money and they can whatever they want with it. Although ripping it up is disrespectful or scummy (they should donate it if anything), itโ€™s no longer my money, so itโ€™s not like it would matter to me. But I think the kid would wisen up real quick when they realize they arenโ€™t getting any more.

SavageVector ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:40:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was amazed at how many people seemed to genuinely believe that beating the kid's ass is the best course of action.

Like, you gave him something, told him it's his to do whatever with, and he did something with it. Sure, if he does it again, think about ending the allowance altogether; but it's not like you were going to get anything out of his fortnight skins or whatever, anyway.

SukiSunshine ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:30:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do American notes really tear that easily?

Astramancer_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:32:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It takes some doing. They're unlikely to tear by accident during normal use, but you can intentionally tear them. Think duct tape.

SukiSunshine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:34:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for the info! ๐Ÿ˜Š

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:43:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No allowance anymore.

Junkazo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:08:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Allowance ๐Ÿ˜” my allowance was being allowed to live in the house

jedthehedge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:33 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was 6, got payed 3 dollars a week for chores, so me and my brother "striked" by just not doing them till my mom raised it to 5.

makeanother_takeanot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:00:28 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah if Iโ€™m not mistaken, thereโ€™s a twenty in there. F**k you kid you donโ€™t get anything ever

usernamepoliti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:45:20 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Remove everything from their room. Leave a military cot. Thatโ€™s it. The bastard is owed only 3 hots and a cot till they are 18. Ungrateful little bastard. Get a really itchy wool green blanket. All bought at your military supply store

alsismypenis_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:00:28 on October 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My father once gave me 50 cents for mowing the lawn. I declined it. This though, is pretty crazy

Bingo_the_Brainy_Pup ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:25:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Sell the kid's console. Donate the difference to a homeless shelter. Then give them fuck all until Christmas.

At Christmas give the kid that same amount of money as their only gift. If it gets the same treatment seek professional help.

EDIT: I freely admit that this was my initial response and I might have reined it in a bit on reflection - and not sold the console maybe. Anyone saying that it's his money and therefore his choice what he does with it is forgetting a crucial aspect to this incident. This money could have benifitted someone who really needed it. If he wants to make his point he can refuse it but to destroy it! Someone worked hard for that. Someone else could have bought groceries with it. The kid needs a fucking lesson.

rubyhardflames ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 15:42:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, I donโ€™t know. I get the message youโ€™re trying to carry but is that honestly helpful? Youโ€™re basically taking your anger out on an object totally separate from the issue of the torn money. Youโ€™re also teaching your child that their prized belongings are fair game and they should not expect any security over them even if they messed up in a totally different regard. Imagine if the child did not take enjoyment from a console, but books or a puppy instead; can you imagine how traumatic that would be for the child to see those things given away? Those things cost money too, you know. The only way I see this being plausible is if the child had been an abusive dickhead to other players/hacked someone/some other console-related crime.

Otherwise this tactic just teaches your child to learn how to hide things from you better, and to also unnecessarily develop a fear of losing things that belong to them if they so much as screw up.

Make your kid work or something for tearing up money, but never do this.

ANEPICLIE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:09:14 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It also teaches the kid to never tell you anything. Sure, this is shitty, but wantonly removing things that are precious to them is a great way to sour your relationship with them.

rubyhardflames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:03 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m appalled that there are enough people to give the poster above me so many upvotes. Thought this would be pretty much common sense...I guess not.

SufficientSafety ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:08:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah definitely. Take their favourite toy, cut them off of allowance for two more months and cancel christmas. That's just the base punishment, though.

If I were the parents I would also only feed them bread and water for the next half a year, give all their toys to a homeless shelter and cancel their birthdays for the next 3 years. I would also make them work around the house for 5 cents an hour until they pay back the amount they destroyed, and then instead of giving what they earned back I would rip it to shreds in front of them.

But that's just because I'm easy going, if it was my dad that kid would definitely have gotten a spanking.

shortsonapanda ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:35:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I mean you could also just not be a complete scum to your child and instead take reasonable action

Edit: I'm not going to take the time tto individually respond to everyone, read my replies to other people.

Millenial_Trash ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 14:52:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How is that โ€˜scummyโ€™ to the kid? He obviously isnโ€™t hurting that badly for money or he wouldnโ€™t have fucking shredded his allowance lmao. Theyโ€™d still (Iโ€™m assuming) give him basic necessities like food and housing... Just not a cent more of allowance until heโ€™s stopped being a little douchebag.

shortsonapanda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:03:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No more allowance is reasonable but the comment I was responding to said that straight up selling a console was "reasonable". Read my other replies and see how a console could be used in a more reasonable way to punish the child.

rubyhardflames ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:51:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

The downvotes on your comment are disturbing...this method is indeed a scummy disciplinary method because it targets something unrelated to the action being punished. The discipline could be something as simple as just not giving more allowance or make them work for the money. A console has nothing to do with this.

Edit: a word

TexanReddit ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:08:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think this is reasonable action. What would you do? Give him more money?

redreoicy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:38:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reasonable action is just doing nothing. He wants to shred his money he can do that.

SufficientSafety ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:52:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit I feel bad for your kids. They destroy their allowance, not random bills from mum's purse, their allowance. So they're already punishing themselves. On top of that, you want to not confiscate, but take, what may be their most valuable possession and cut them off their allowance for two more months.

And on top of that, cancel christmas on their ass.

If that's appropriate I don't want to know what you think overkill is.

SavageVector ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:57:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, why not? You're giving it to a kid, so it's not like the money was going to anything useful, anyway.

I'm not a parent, but if I was to make the decision; I think I would decrease his allowance to something reasonable ($10 seems plenty. That's a new AAA game every month-and-a-half. No idea what else kids buy), and either give him a direct talking to (IE: you could have bought _____ with that money, so I hope ripping it up was worth more to you), or just bringing it up if he complained about not being able to afford something.

I don't have kids, but I think that'd have worked find on 10-year-old me.

shortsonapanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:01:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Take away the console temporarily. Use it as incentive and make it a reward for good behavior i.e. responsinly spending and saving money.

Triptolemu5 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:39:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

not be a complete scum

I agree. Stop giving your child things for free. Make them earn their privileges.

Spoiling them is scummy behavior.

BewBewsBoutique ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:17:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How is this scummy?

Theyโ€™re not beating them, theyโ€™re not taking any of their rights away. Consoles arenโ€™t a right, theyโ€™re a privilege. Itโ€™s okay to take away privileges when the child is not acting in a way that values privileges.

It looks like one of the root issues here (note that I said one of, not the only) is a failure to understand the value of money. This seems like a fine way to show that value as well as demonstrate to the child the type of privilege they have. I probably wouldnโ€™t even sell the console, I think Iโ€™d just donate it to a shelter or a childrenโ€™s charity.

pankakke_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:05:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty cold, ainโ€™t it? Itโ€™s just a kid being dumb who shredded up his money. The answer can be donโ€™t give him more money and let him realize they canโ€™t buy things without money. Youโ€™re right the console is a privilege, but I fail to see why the console has to be involved at all. If you go through these gigantic loops just to coldly โ€œteachโ€ your children, then Iโ€™m sorry for your children, and theyโ€™re most likely just gonna end up learning how to hide things from you better. Talking to them and explaining the value of money isnโ€™t hard, and thatโ€™s literally all that has to be done in this situation.

shortsonapanda ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

But why permanently remove the console when you could make it temporary? Give them incentive for good behavior.

redreoicy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:46:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The child did what he wanted with his money. So, why are you punishing them in the first place?

Millillion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The child has already provided a huge "punishment" to themselves by destroying their own money. Self-inflicted wounds sting the most and with a good talking-to about the value of money and restriction on future allowances, they will probably learn a good lesson or two. Never underestimate the impact of a good talking-to, the emotional impact of sitting down and having a relevant, sincere talk with your child in the wake of a wrongdoing will likely be greater than any single punishment you can think up.

Your goal is not to get revenge on your child or to escalate the situation, but to use the situation to teach your child.

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:46:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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Millenial_Trash ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:00:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hell, not long before that youโ€™d be straight up belted for this haha

Triangular-soap ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:12:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would have gotten my ass beaten for this as late as 2005.

Millenial_Trash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ha, same!

rabidbasher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:48:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Having been on the business end of my fair share of belts, wooden spoons and purpose made paddles, I agree.

Thisismyfirststand ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:35:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bad parenting existed in the 80s and 90s as well.

DwarvenChiliVacuum ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:19:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I agree, we would need more background information before resorting to such a cold method. How is the child outside of this one incident? Is this an isolated incident or has it happened before? Different scenarios call for different methods.

[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:14:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry but there needs to be a subreddit for idiot parents who raised assholes cuz this shit doesn't come from nowhere. Kids are taught to be this way when they're rewarded for it. If your kid is acting like a shit head and at any point gets what they want because it was easier than dealing with them, you're a bad parent and you deserve what's coming to you.

Heart_Throb_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:28:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids do come up with this type of shit out of nowhere. Not just because it was taught to them by their parents. However, yes, it is up to the parent(s) to correct the behavior and ensure it doesnโ€™t reoccur.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:20:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry

No you aren't. Never apologize for an opinion. You are allowed to think whatever you want.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:46:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Haha I wouldโ€™ve been happy with $1 from my parents

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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WeatherwaxDaughter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:46:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well, if you tear up a 25er in Zimbabwe, it's not that big of a deal, at the moment.

Dovahkiin4e201 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:20:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This in no way affects African children fuck off with this "ChIlDrEn In AfRiCa CoUlDv'E hAd ThAt" narrative please.

therealpork ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, and I thought I made big money when my parents gave me $10 in 2004.

MohammedAzwad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yeah sure go broke and hit the streets like a moron the next u know is that ur drunk high arrested and 30+ years old

IcyInferno11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:44:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thats looks like 25 dollars. When I was a kid, I felt like the richest kid on the block with 25 dollars.

hulivar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:03:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

it's actually 40. You can see a purple 5 and another purple which is no doubt another 5 as a 5 only has one purple 5 on each bill.

Then if you look closely to the right of the 20 you can see a 10..it's tough to see and there's a slight chance it's not a 10, but if it's not a 10 I don't know what else it could be.

And that's a lot of paper for only 2 bills...so def two 5's, a twenty, and I'm 99 percent sure there's a 10.

Not being a dick, just scrolled down to see if anyone else saw what I saw and figured I'd reply to someone lol.

TheCaseLawyer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's no less than twentyfive bucks there. What sort of shitbird gives their child twentyfive bucks for a recompense when it's clearly excessively juvenile, making it impossible to not shred cash?

00feyOwch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:46:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see a 20 in there which is far more than I got for my allowance as a child.

Gilthar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:47:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Came here to say this.

StareswhilstRubbing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

your child is a reflection of how you raised it.

rulerdude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can actually send the pieces to the Federal reserve and they'll replace the bill. A bank might do it too

vaxinius ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell your kids about your financial situation. Best thing my parents ever did. And sure, i still pleaded for things from time to time but understanding why we couldn't afford things really helped me give my folks the compassion and understanding they really needed to be better parents. We were poor, obviously, but from time to time they gave me some money, but for the most part, there was no allowance and every penny i got, I valued. Also because i couldnt save money well, not having allowance forced me to be industrious like raking leaves, snow shoveling or yard work in the neighborhood.

I like to think that nothing made my parents happier than when I'd start howling about the snow falling, and looking forward to snow shoveling for cash the next day.

Just some thoughts.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
CaptainLuther ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:43 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

that looks like $25, maybe $30 to me. holy shit thats a lot of money when your a kid

chambertlo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:39:50 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What an entitled little cunt.

LahanaIsDumb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:41:29 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think that kids allowance was more than I have in my bank account, lol...I want to punch him.

Zxathy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:07:01 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't even get any allowance and this kid ripped up at minimum a $20 and a $5? Kid me would kill for that kinda money.

Sunkaster ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:18:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's his lmoney do he can do whatever he wants with it, if he destroys it it's his loss

wooptyfrickindoo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:43:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yea but if I was his parents id be fucking livid to have worked hard for that only to see it torn up just like that. That could have been used for good or bills. Little brat!

Antisera ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 14:53:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$25 can be a cheap lesson when you're raising kids though. This should be used as an opportunity to teach the kid about humility, respect, and thankfulness. Of course, if the parent was already doing that, I have a feeling the child wouldn't have reacted that way in the first place.

wooptyfrickindoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:10:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Idk it looks like around sixtyish or more I see 4 halves of twenties and some fives.... If the parent works a shitty job that's a lot. But yes I agree it's a good opportunity to teach a lesson. If the kid has a cell I would shut it off for a month and tell him to pay for it themself, then they'd REALLY regret tearing up that money.

Antisera ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think a poor parent would give their kid so much in allowance. In fact, I've never really known any poor families to give their children any allowance at all. As a parent you shouldn't give your kid access to something that you're not prepared to lose forever.

tracklessCenobite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:45 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We were poor when I was a kid, and I received an allowance if I kept up on chores. Not nearly the amount shown above, and only monthly, but I did. I expect it was because I was an only child; I doubt they'd have been able to pull it off for two or more kids.

ShockNoodles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:56:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly, though, how hard did you actually work for that $25? At the national average minimum wage, that only really equates to 2-3 hours. That's not even halfway through a full shift.

I never really understood everyone getting so steamed up about hard earned dollars and being a hard worker, etc. And I have even worked in labor intensive jobs for 10+ years , beating my body down, always for just a little bit above that wage rate. And while I used that money to survive, I have always just viewed it as an exercise in futility and I guess I never developed any sense of self esteem or pride from it. Mainly a lot of self loating.

cloudsrgreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pro tip: don't raise your kid to think it's alright to tear up money. You won't have that problem.

SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 14:01:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's actually illegal to destroy money because it belongs to the government

Bohya ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:28:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Guess that makes me a felon then for all those poor pennies I've pressed.

No, it's not illegal to destroy money...

irradiated_toaster ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:52:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No, it's only illegal to melt down coins and sell the metal, you can destroy it you just can't sell the product

jtvjan ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:17:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The article that people cite for this concerns โ€œWhoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the mints of the United States.โ€

It only applies to coins and if you do it to commit fraud.

StupendousMan98 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:42:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

no u

Blablabla22d ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:46:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No it isn't.

XXX-XXX-XXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...yes it is

SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 15:01:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

google it

Thisismyfirststand ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:37:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:55:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh my fault, I don't live in the USA and assumed it was the same there

tehlolredditor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:32:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why would you just assume something lol.

XXX-XXX-XXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dont live there either. Guess the US is broken in more ways than one

bluehairedchild ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:49:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol no

heist420 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:59:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Beat the shit out of him

FixFalcon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:13:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a kid "allowance" was free food and a place to live. /gatekeeping

Garinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:41 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't actually gatekeeping, just a comment on how your experience was /gatekeeping

cleatus72 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:00:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make home work for it

Buttism ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:11:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got $10 weekly when I was a child, wtf is this generation on

cloudsrgreat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:04:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Most kids in this generation don't get any money at all. Only some middle class kids walk around with $20 all the time.

troyboltonislife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You got $520 a year? Wtf. What could a kid possible do with that money.

ANEPICLIE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:12 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$10 even as recently as 1990 is still about $20 today due to inflation, so that's not that incomparable

Velvis ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 16:03:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tide pods and mumble rappers.

Solkre ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:24:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd give him a check next time.

JohnMcGurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My thoughts exactly. Doesn't ding your pocket to teach this wretched little shit in case it takes multiple instances for him to learn that this behavior is asinine.

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:43:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What a stupid cunt of a kid.

cloudsrgreat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:01:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who the fuck raises kids who think it's ok to tear up money?

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she raised a bitcoin hodlr....that will teahc dirty fiats a lez son

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10onthenoZe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Someone is whup-ass qualified for fucking with my emotions; and then my money!? That's a no-go!!! Majordomo does not negotiate with with terrorists.

ShankGod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:00:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t have monkey problems

Kent9ja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:01:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't even get fucking allowance, priviliedged little shit

SovereignDS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:32:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Parents are raising a monster, their own fault.

joeypeanuts ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:34:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fun fact - tape pieces together, take them to a bank, and they'll give you clean bills.

hellspyda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Praying my wife is home to save them.

bitoftheolinout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No allowance for however many bills that was. Then future allowances would be in dollar coins.

jshepardo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe 25-30 bucks there. That's almost 3 whole boozes. What a little shit.

CCTider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:22:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd collect it all and put it in a box. Whenever they ask for money, give them the box with a roll of scotch tape.

Thee1nOnly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tear it up or give it to fortnite. Whats the difference?

mmm414 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pocket money will now become pocket change for the rest of their pocket receiving life

Hope they like coins

honeybadger21 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do kids really get allowances? I got cash for Xmas and my bday which is the same month. I had to make that little bit last me a year lol

UniversalFarrago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would get a little bit of money if I did a big big chore, like cleaning the whole bathroom, toilets and grout and all.

That's about it.

chahahc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Same here.

fuckilovefall ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My dad wouldโ€™ve put me up for adoption if I did this

ravioliisthebest ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:38:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

R/madlads

theresabrons ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Crap that's a lot of money to tear up. That's definitely the kid's allowance for next week

HanSoLongboiii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's at least $25 right there which is $20 more than i used to get geez my dude

IncendiaryBullet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Donโ€™t give kids allowances. Let them earn money, not be spoiled little shits.

Sociably_Luke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:42:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think you can take all those shreds to the bank and theyโ€™ll replace them. Iโ€™ve never seen that level of damage though.

outwardsauc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thats just tearable

SexualEmo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wait that is at least $25. I got $10 a week for doing the dishes every night, mowing the lawn, and whatever miscellaneous yard work my parents asked me to do.

jousiemohn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That looks like at least $30-40. I never got more than $10 cash for any chores

Tmac2019 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I watched some kid shred up 20 dollars and start eating the shreds to impress some girl. Obviously didnt work.

PlaysWif_Squirrels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My brother did this. Our mom made him tape it back together, and drive him around until sometime accepted it. It was $2.

daflufferkinz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bruh I donโ€™t get any allowance

ComradeFM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now he has even less. Genius

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

bigger question: why are you giving some snot noised, spoiled brat any money?

FoxFourTwo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Closest Ive come to this is when I was 7, throwing about $15 in singles on the lawn because my mother was busy and couldnt drive me to the ice cream store.

I lost $15 that day because they blew away. (That's what dad said at least...)

Shtyles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call the cops, that shit is illegal /s

lykasquid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Id send him to fucking jail

ccd27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, sorry if there are a million of these already but I'll be fucked if I actually check.

  1. Didn't happen

  2. I know this is true for euros, I'm guessing dollars too, if you have more than 50% of the bill, you can go to a bank and get a new one. Tape the money together and it is still legal tender.

GriderOnTwitch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

How old was the kid? Did they understand the concept of money or is it just another toy to them?

silversonic99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That guy has the perfect punishment. Guaranteed they'll think twice about ripping up more money

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tyhood24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"You give me moneyz?" .."fuck you and this"

OceanSlim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:19:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd call the police on him. That's a serious crime. It would scare the shit outa him for sure.

RedVonLloyd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see a 20$ in that pile. Ungrateful fucker.

FBMemes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's why in Canada our currency got changed from paper to plastic. Harder to tear.

tui_la ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I was that kid, I'd have bought fake money using a part of that measly pocket money and shredded it in front of my mom if that's what I had already decided to do.

IDK but there's a certain satisfaction in destroying your own stuff to hurt the people who care about you to teach them a lesson. I know it's messed up. But have you tried failing at something simplybecause you were forced into it?

Supringsinglyawesome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:05:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bro I see like at least 50 dollars to me. My parents rule was do you chores or you grounded none of this allowance crap

Jedibbq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I got 5 bucks every two weeks. We were poor as shit.

Renan_PS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My older sister (18) cutted a 50 dollar bill in half and told my father it was me, he beated me for doing nothing...

travelwhore56 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:46:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like something my dog would do....

Foriamwhoiam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:06 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give him crazy glue, and I'll double whatever he can put back together.

NoThisisPandaBear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:26:48 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Let's see, if you're black... You'd more than likely get the daylights beat out of you. (Known experience)

yerrpitsballer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:33:19 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m going to jail.

diz4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:18 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell him heโ€™s not getting more until he manages to spend this.

Armandiel_Senshi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:29 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s like 25 bucks. That could have gotten me some gas.

Majimoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:50:14 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s at least 25 dollars what immature kid would think that isnโ€™t enough and even then TEAR IT UP

RoxyBoomer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:57:57 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Too bad it wasnโ€™t plastic Canadian bills so it wouldnโ€™t have tore up so easy ๐Ÿ™‚

jneeny ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:52:11 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Never give him an allowance again

813jazzyisme ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:05 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œ Hmm well guess you get none now. Yea ya like that huh? Donโ€™t ask for anything.โ€

JackOfAllInterests1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:42:52 on October 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s a pretty great reply.

FarragoSanManta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:00 on October 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is that $25? Iโ€™m so poor Iโ€™d suck a dick for $25!

killer8424 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:22:10 on December 17, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d abort.

LethslLimbs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:36 on January 1, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

I am 16 years old and I get no allowance. I never have in my life I had to find a job for money. The kid should think that he's lucky.

matjoeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:17 on March 2, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

This top post is disappointing.

grimsleeper4 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Donald Trump received 200,000 a year in allowance from age 3-8.

Propelerate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Source?

LooseLeaf24 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:14:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just scientifically speaking, how's not hitting the kid going for you?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ StarryJunglePlanet ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 14:46:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I will never understand how people dont discipline their damn kids these days.

LooseLeaf24 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:49:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You said it correctly, DISCIPLINE. Everyone online just jumps to "beating" them

You are not doing your kid any favors by letting them run wild with no repercussions. They will make it 1 day in the real world before being fired and not knowing why.

Millenial_Trash ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 14:59:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like many parents in these scenarios are simply pushovers. They absolutely cannot bear the thought of little Jimmy experiencing any discomfort or disdain towards them. So they try to be his friend rather than his parent.

dadsfettucine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:20:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And then theyโ€™ll link studies about how theyโ€™re the โ€œgood parentsโ€

XXX-XXX-XXX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:13:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Abused people without kids jumps to beating them.

ASAProxys ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 15:52:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œPeople who donโ€™t hit their children make me sick!โ€

dadsfettucine ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:20:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I take it you were either beaten too much or not at all

ASAProxys ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 16:32:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Unfortunately I grew up with two extremely loving parents.

dadsfettucine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:42:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Perfect-Parentsยฎ!!

jwms2010 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 14:18:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This. I want to know this.

Millenial_Trash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:48:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Top 10 questions science still canโ€™t answer

Liberty_Call ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:01:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The grown up version of this is refusing to invest in your retirement because you don't want to be part of the capitalist system and wasting the money on nonsense.

Nazzum ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He got the inflation down. He's going to jail though.

FireLordHashi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mom would first beat my ass, and then never give me another dollar again. My dad doesn't work absurd hours driving a cab for 10$ to 20$ per ride so I can throw away the money. Fuck that.

Also, what kind of parents are these? They seem to have little to no respect from their kids.

maybaby-3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

White parents. This is something my dad would definitely tolerate, and I donโ€™t blame him. Thatโ€™s just how he was raised

My mom though? Iโ€™ll be getting a whooping for every penny

Carebike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:19:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Raised two girls into lovely women and the only spanking either one ever received was when the youngest tore a $5 bill in half.

Velvis ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 16:00:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This sounds like porno or a therapy session. Either way I would of opted for the perfect game of never hitting my kids over five bucks.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Don't be disgusting. Maybe when your kid grows up and takes your money because you taught them how meaningless it was to you, you might regret saying that.

Velvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

1) It was a joke. Lighten up. 2) this kid tore up HIS money. It was given to him. The lesson is he's a moron and now has no allowance for that week. That his lesson learning the value of his money. 3) My kids are grown and I didn't hit them over them wasting their $5 on candy and gum or ripping it up.

J19Z7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:22:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Buddhist monks, not happy with the "lives" oppressive governments allowed the people, would self-immolate in protest. The Arab Spring started in earnest when a common street vendor did the same to protest the government destroying his livelihood. Destroying unfair "gifts" people give you is a valid and powerful form of protest.

Talk to the kid before they self-immolate.

evangr90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d work that kid in the back yard digging a hole at minimum wage rate until said cash is earned. No gloves, blisters are a great reminder of the value of a dollar.

newtypexvii17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:14:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Spank the kid. Yea I said it.

danceswithronin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:23:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents were not strict, but if I'd done this they would have whipped my ass without even feeling bad about it.

etzi0 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:17:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Complain to the government to raise minimum wage to $28/hr

0rubysoho ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Am I the only one that thinks the kid shred the money so he would have more money? Except that's not how it works obvs.

1G2B3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:46:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Youโ€™ll need to get a damaged money form and try to tape up the notes best as possible taking particular care with the note serial numbers.

As for the kid, donโ€™t pay them for a couple of months and make them do more chores for less money. Until they learn the value of the hard work thatโ€™s completed to gain such money.

Javyz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:26:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This sub really should be called r/SomeKidsAreFuckingStupid

Tsorovar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:09:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
TLCPUNK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is BAD parenting.. Just Sayn' :)

tspaker97 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Must be a republican kid

puggatron ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This motherfucker got like, 25 bucks? I never got an allowance ever. I had to return cans if I wanted money

cube_earth_society ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:05:50 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

goddam thats a 20 i there, i wouldve been so stoked to have 10$ in my youth

j3434 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:29:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This in modern times is considered โ€œPresidentialโ€ behavior. I would encourage this kind of open unfiltered reaction to all things that aggravate the sensitive nature of that child.

Nowaytoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tape it back together and go buy their least favorite foods for a week

Buckphoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh shit, Adam Carriker

buryitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Neither of my kids were disrespectful animals.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

With any luck when you actually do hand him a single shred of this money, he'll be so indignant he'll tear up that piece as well, thus ensuring you never run out of shreds of cash to give this kid.

Kyle______ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would call the police and have him arrested for defacing gumment property.

ffilps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i'd just laugh, i guess

Oseriere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf

tiparium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like Jade's idea

Rakzul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:19:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd tell him to get in the car, because he is going to prison for six months for defacement of currency.

TheDivineJoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i'd offer him a 1000 bucks next time and watch his face turn into a nun's butt as i shred the money and assert dominance

Ssme812 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Smh.

TruckerGabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the Old Testament, that's a stoning.

MelbaFortisLai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give him the pieces and son clear tape.

DeJuanPercent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

my grandfather would have deleted my buttcheeks with his belt if I had done that. and I would have been without TV for at least 1 month.

HellLighT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why is there Vladimir Putin on right piece?

Gunslinger_11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Watch this end up on late stage capitalism sub, โ€œso proud of this little guy asking for his fair share.โ€

Some stupid shit like that.

Yingyingchi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:26:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give the child a good scolding, make the child to fix the note and tell him that it is the allowance of the week.

Your_Outta_Line ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I was lucky to get 5 dollars when I was a kid. Sheesh...

othelloperrello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:27:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dock him a dollar next week for not cleaning it up.

Hollowsong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can't imagine being a kid these days. Everything digital worth having is over 50 bucks. You can hardly go see a movie without spending at least 20.

StragglingShadow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:49:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well to just see a movie go to matinee. 6 dollar tickets, and you dont NEED popcorn and drinks. Theyre just things weve conditioned ourselves to have. You can see a movie with less than 10 as long as you dont buy refreshments

Hollowsong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ok sure, if you want to go see a movie well after its release date during the daytime. Where I would then argue, if you're not going to see it in 3D or IMAX, just watch it at home when it comes out.

StragglingShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Matinees arent just old movies? I can see any movie I want opening weekend as long as I see it in the matinee time. But yeah, 3d and IMAX is extra so I dont get those.

Hollowsong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Movies aside, where I can see your point, I'm talking more about digital games being $59.99, with microtransactions at $19.99 a pop

Velvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes but you have free YouTube and Netflix for $15/month. Sure beats reruns 2-5 o'clock on UHF after school and 6-11 oclock on Saturday mornings.

avalisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The kid obviously wanted less money, not more money.

TitanOfGamingYT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Technically that raises the price of all money, he's being smart and making a lifetime investment.

FlatulantPickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't destroying money illegal

BeeGravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn is it weekly allowance or monthly?

That's a lot if weekly and a decent amount if monthly.

I usually got to keep the change from the $2 I was given for lunch.

Chickencurryroti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did this too. My dad gave me a 2 dollar bill. My genius 4 year old brain thought I could duplicate it by folding it into 8 pieces and tearing them. I thought thatโ€™s how you could make more money. I didnโ€™t feel stupid, I felt it was such a smart idea until my dad whacked me after. Oh my goodness. This kid in the post though seems like a butt though.

lavenderflutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Man could you imagine how much easier life would be if you could duplicate money like that?

XamiRozar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:31:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"One quarter portion!"

duck_fisney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd rip him up and throw him in the garbage and take wifey back in the bedroom to make a new one

mirrth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The gift that keeps on giving!

Tiny shreds of money!

topredditbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

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SladeTheBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ll take the pieces with the face on them please. In the case of torn or injured bills, the piece with more than 50% of the face can be exchanged for new complete bills at most banks. Learned after our house burned down. Wads of money tend not to burn completely. The same goes for stacks of pictures.

randoh12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:39:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I can tell you that this is false. Banks will no longer exchange half bills, if they ever did. Not since 1997 anyways.

SladeTheBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

House burned in 2002, and the bank certainly exchanged everything.

If they ever did? Then in the next sentence not since 1997. Are you literally just rambling nonsense? So a torn bill just becomes worthless in your imagination? These shredded bills may be an exception to most banks policies, but the value of the bills is still valid for replacement.

Now, while the specific requirements that banks may require to replace cash is up to their discretion, most have these clearly laid out. In cases where banks may not want to put their necks on the line, the US Department of Engraving and Printing clearly states that bills will be replaced when they are found to be authentic and majority bills. http://bep.gov/services/currencyredemption.html

Quit your bullshit.

randoh12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:03:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I tried in 1997. The refused my half bills.

If they ever did?

It is me stating, I tried and they said no , that there was no such law or rule that governed every bank. So, ...if they ever did, it was not a law. US D of E&P may offer but banks are not required. Sorry, that was confusing to you.

You're welcome.

SladeTheBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you go around in life thinking that private businesses are required to help you then you must live a very happy and fulfilled life. I wasnโ€™t confused, but donโ€™t state your isolated and singular experience with a bank over 20 years ago as a fact and I wonโ€™t chastise you for BS.

Happy I could help clear up your confusion, keep you from spreading misinformation and restore your faith in US currency. Next time take it to the right place and they will help you IF you should be helped.

Lofskrif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It looks like Europe + North Africa to me

SilverWolf2765 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:35:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids get allowance now?

shavedhuevo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My kids live in Honduras, they may as well just lay out an assortment of sandals and belts for mom to choose from.

Captn-smak-a-hoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can't even wipe your ass with it now.

Mughal_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

very nice

jgarceau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Remove everything from their room. Leave a military cot. Thatโ€™s it. The bastard is owed only 3 hots and a cot till they are 18. Ungrateful little bastard. Get a really itchy wool green blanket. All bought at your military supply store

butter12420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He's playing the long con here, we just don't know it yet.

e-t-hyatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yikes. I hope his mom kept the scraps

Lostremote- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:43:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I generally donโ€™t spank my kids unless itโ€™s something heinous. This would be one of those ass whippings they would tell their kids about!

jdub47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:44:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If thatโ€™s at least $20, you could buy a year of Nintendo Online...

bigdog1999999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kick it in the fucking face

ashez2ashes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm glad I'm not a mom. Just looking at this makes me furious. Hell, even if its fake the fact that someone ripped up money to make the pic pisses me off.

holofan4lifefan4life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol you can't rip Canadian cash that easy

one_magwheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I never had pocket money growing up :-(

caspain1397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of parent gives their kid an allowance?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

bet that kid could write a wittier and more clever post title than u/starryjungleplanet .

maybaby-3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I once cut $20 in half

My dad gave me a 20 bill for the book fair. I said I only needed 10. He said โ€œthatโ€™s okay, just bring back HALF!โ€ And he was very adamant about half.

So I took some scissors and cut it in half. The library lady was very kind, she just taped it, gave me my books and a ten.

My parents still have the note from my teacher framed

Smaug33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Smaug33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This 2 year old shredded $1060.00

damitbobsaget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What son of a bitch kids gets over $5 as allowances?

Velvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

/chrisrockvoiceon Allowance? I was ALLOWED to go outside.

saloabad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would be so mad until I realize I basically do the same thing only by wasting buying stupid shit

zemma06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids got balls

heygabehey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

ethnicallyambiguous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, itโ€™s the kidโ€™s money to do what they want with. Now he has no spendable money. Not my problem.

lunamoth53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:49:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s going to be one hell of a teenager.

sethx965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Destroying currency is illegal, take him away boys

sethx965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Destroying currency is illegal, take him away boys

jackster1302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My nana told me a story about how see was a kid she would not take cold money from her mam

and would make her warm it up in the oven or she would not use it to get the bus to school

magnummentula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Down vote for obvious like farming screen cap. Upvote for petty parenting genius.

Biscuit_Bandit_Sr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Report him for destruction of currency and laugh as he gets arrested

TheHeroicOnion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:52:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Beating kids is not okay but after seeing this? Hmmm I feel evil now.

thepokemonGOAT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:54:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That happened..... and then the whole class stood up and clapped

DoverBoys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Solution: No punishment, do not even acknowledge the pile, and continue giving allowance. Theyโ€™ll learn eventually.

DevonMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your allowance now, is dinner.

MoonEagle3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do nothing. Say nothing. Ignore

sherrib99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Rub his nose in it

blackbutterfree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:56:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is that a 20 and a 5? How was that not "enough money"? I was lucky if I got 25 cents for an allowance, never mind $25. I would whup that ass.

cagedgolfer1969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

However much money that is, I would withhold the value of it in food. And not like filet mignon but like frozen pizzas from dollar tree. That kid wonโ€™t eat for a fuckin week.

Hidraclorolic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:57:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

this is straight up r/madlads

nearedge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:58:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Could've used that money to buy contraceptives

Stooby2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Simple. No more allowance then. Need money? Go and wash cars or something.

blothaartamuumuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Buy him a plastic nose because you know, the whole spiting your face thing.

AOD_Lucifer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha I did this when I was a kid. My dad fucked me up for that! I deserved it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

infinitezero8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The beating I would have received doing this...

Albeit I never tempted my parents this heavily over something like allowance. Shit.. If my parents gave me a dollar to get candy or something I thought it was the shit.

blue_paprika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd not give him money again for a year. Take a job, learn the value of money and why it's rude to just tear it apart when someone hands it to you.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make him get a job and pay you back.

blue_paprika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, if he wants to be broke for a year then that's fine. He won't though because nice things cost money and I won't get them for him for a year.

wannacracker1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is just a dick move i'm not even sure it's sheer stupidity.

Dwhitlo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Let him know that it's a federal crime and you're calling the police.

johnydazzles27s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Take the money back and not give my kid an allowance.

Bubufixxer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:02:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't it a thing to bring in a piece to a bank and get a new bill? I think the kid did a good thing, that's a TON of new bills right there.

Asmodeus04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That is bad parenting.

Kids are raging id. If they act like this, that's because the parent lets them.

MeetMeToNight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wahta the jomme ka lo

mazziegold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:04:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If my child did this, heโ€™d just be broke until his next allowance payout. My system was simple. I paid $1 per year of their age per week. It wasnโ€™t based on chores, as those were something everyone in the house did to keep things running smooth. I paid for essentials: food at home, school expenses, etc. Extras were their responsibility. And if they spend it all before the week is out, they just have to do without until next payday.

Today, my kids are independent adults who manage their money pretty well and have a strong work ethic.

MrsECummings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:05:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wow. My mom would've cancelled my allowance for 3 months and grounded me for 2! This kid is already an entitled jerk who thinks the world owes him something for existing, gee, wonder he learned that from?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:06:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Take the money to the bank, get new bills, treat myself to a manicure. Iโ€™ve earned it.

graysondh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No more allowance.

jere5iah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:07:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Get my money back by mailing it to the Bureau of Engraving & Printing Mutilated Currency Division:

Bureau of Engraving & Printing MCD/OFM, Room 344A P.O. Box 37048 Washington, DC 20013

How to submit a claim.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids these days are the reason this world is going to go to shit.

Mike_Hunty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is this thing called allowance? I never had it.

8bitPixelMunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:08:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Get a pre-paid credit card and only put his allowance on that.

"Go, tear that up you little shit-hawk."

MildGonolini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d report him to the proper authorities. Destroying money is agains the law and he will be charged.

Velvis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:09:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing, it's their money at that point. I makes no difference to me if they rip it up or buys fidget spinners. It's not my concern what someone does with something I give them.

r48811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm looking at, at least $50 what kind of spoiled brat gets pissed over $50 being too little?

WJ_Xue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:10:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

First reaction would be to give him two across the face. If I were calm enough, which I highly doubt, keep it and give him a piece any time he asks for money in future (similar to another reply).

Reubenoakheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

more than half the bill and the full serial number is what i have heard as the requirements for money to be accepted as money. I'd tape that up and try to deposit it at the bank. Banks routinely send off damaged currency and get shipped new bills to replace them.

DemonicJester09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see a 20 in there

RemyH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Scare the shit out of him by telling him tearing up money is a federal crime and the police are on their way. Then later tell him you managed to let the police let him of with a warning as long as he behaves and doesnโ€™t do it again

immahighitguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sell it?

notagoodboye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing. Thatโ€™s his problem, not mine...It really doesnโ€™t take long to learn not to tear up your own money.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d slap the shit out of that kid

faithful_infidel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing needs to be done. He punished himself quite effectively.

Snack_on_my_Flapjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:15:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd tear up my own money and make up a phoney story for internet points because if you get enough internet points it'll turn into real money. Yay!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's the kid's loss. I'd do nothing. I also wouldn't give a child an allowance. I'd let them earn commissions instead through work around the house. Do the work, you get paid. Don't do the work, you don't get paid. It will teach them the value of work and money AND about the connection between the two.

VispilloAnimi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In case anyone runs into this problem. You can exchange damaged money through the U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing. Redeem Mutilated Currency This is a free public service.

PiyRe2772 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:16:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ask if he wants 2500 vbucks and when he says yes say "Well then give me $25, didnt i just give you money yesterday?"

cinnawars123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call the cops because he ripped money and that is a crime.

neanderthalsavant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Perfect response

ThomYorkeSucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:18:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Dude what the fuck that's like twenty five, thirty dollars at least, the most I ever got was five

slad77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kill him!!!

Magman6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents dint beat us but my mother loved her wooden spoon. I dont have resentment for that. my fear of her kept me out of a lot of trouble. I dont beat my kids but there r times that bad behavior will not be tolerated. 1 or 2 open hand spanking is not going to scar my kids. There r coniquences for actions.

Cagoak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Banks honor torn up bills. I had a friend accidentally shred a $100 bill that was in what she thought was an empty envelope. She took the pieces to the bank and they gave her another one.

deathtocontrollers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I'd ground him for 3 months and not give him any allowance for 3 months. And tell him he is being an insanely greedy stupid brat. That is what my father would do.

PigeonMan45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Am I seeing pieces of a 20 in there? Flog them.

kindof_adick_tocats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:20:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

break kids legs

lookingman182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

LPT: As long as you have the serial number the money can be replaced.

RedOwl101010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:22:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is that a $20 I see there as well?

AverageBubble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make him earn every dollar back that he wasted and not pay him for it. That is the money I earned and he needs to learn just how hard he'd have to work for 25 bucks. At 7 bucks an hour, he will be marching his way through chores with direct oversight and a hand on the throttle for 4 hours. Not kid speed. Working at mcdonalds speed. Which means we'll be getting the yard done, the dishes done, the laundry done, and cleaning something disgusting that would cost me my time. For his time he will be fed an sheltered and he will not ever receive allowance. He will be getting a job.

qashaar_20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He still does not realize anything !

Lifebehindadesk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He just needs to make a bunch of micro transactions.

Mennerheim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Who knew that you could rip up dollar bills and turn them into Bolivars?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This seems... very fake lol

focusshallnotfail82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sit down and tell them that from now on if what they get isn't enough that I will give them tasks to accomplish and pay them for it. Like reading a book. Cleaning. Being on time. Teach them about saving money. Find out what they need. Work out a plan. I'd try that.

Sidekick1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd not give him any pocket money for a year.

mysteries-of-life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, this is a hypothetical situation. A kid did not actually rip up money here.

cthulhukiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$25 bucks??? That's mowing the lawn money, not a free allowance....

Slap_Runchman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Now he needs to move it into a GRAT....

coldnightdrive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mom would have whipped me the same number of times there is ripped up pieces.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lol, a subreddit to make people feel better by mocking kids?

Front page of the internet!

Justiceformews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:27:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's like 30$!!!

hulivar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:05:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

it's 40 lol. Two purple 5's, a 10 to the right of the 20.

Ungrateful lil shit for sure.

Justiceformews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't see the ten. That makes me mad that someone would upset about only getting 40$ I mean the kid must be a little bit spoiled

ch005eausername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That looks like at least 50 bucks wtf

Future_Zer0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:28:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a kid, my allowance was like 6 dollars.

xander695 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

People acting like this actually happened lmao.

Darkside_Hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would mail it to the US Treasury Mutilated Currency Division for reimbursement.

https://bep.gov/submitaclaim.html

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s his allowance. He can do what he wants with it.

Courtaud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's an allowance? /s

Starspike7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Kevin_M_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:30:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
KITTYCAKE84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would be like " now your getting a job at 8 yrs old. Here is the indeed app sucka" CTFU ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

TheZephyrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ll bet thereโ€™s more to this. Maybe mommy took away his xbox and he was mad, or they paid him for doing chores that month or something and it wasnโ€™t what he was owed.

Kids are stupid but I sincerely doubt theyโ€™d rip up money without something that they think justifies it.

Crime-Stoppers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I canโ€™t believe American money is literally paper

mrfundamentals21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

lmao

TPJchief87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a kid my parents gave me a dollar for chores or just cause, I canโ€™t remember. Anyway I ripped it in half thinking Iโ€™d have two dollars and be able to buy more shit. They kept those two pieces for years and never let me live it down. I think itโ€™s in a photo book somewhere lol.

I thought I was so smart but really I was just a kid who was fucking stupid.

Jrsolano626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Get $20 just to start ! ๐Ÿ’ฐ http://PayHourlyjobs.com/?userid=32954

gudguylt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My mom wont even give me 5 dollars lucky bastard got 25 dollars

american9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:33:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make him give you $1.00 for every 10 mins on any gaming/mobile phone. No money no access to an electronic device.

uncleonnephew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I raise my nephews with an allowance being a privilege. A lot of their friends are being raised with it as a right. Itโ€™s hard being the strictest parent. But Iโ€™ll only be parenting for 18 years, some parents will have to parent for life.

iRespectWomyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

he does realize that more than half the kids on the planet dont get allowances right? LMFAO

benman101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did this once when I was a kid with a $5 bill. Regretted it ever since

natecc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes I donโ€™t understand the idea of allowance, like giving young kids money just for being your kids. My dad would pay me money but for work I would do that was outside normal chores, like detailing his car, spending my whole weekend helping him build a deck or put up a new fence, mowing the yard. I was not paid an allowance for normal chores like cleaning my bedroom or anything like that because as he said, โ€œYouโ€™re living under my roof and have to help contribute to this household like the rest of us.โ€

verifiedvirgin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:36:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

GBR

Brainlard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know how it works in the US, but in Austria you can take what's left of the bill and get a fresh one from the central bank, if you can scrape together more than half of the bill's shreds.

DwarfTheMike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didnโ€™t even get an allowance. I got some money sometimes to mow the lawn. Sometimes my dad would take me to a movie and say thanks for the treat. That was my allowance.

Fucking ungrateful assholes.

DarkRadiation553 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That right there, is a good 20 bucks. Thatโ€™s my year 2 op pass in rainbow

dben89x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It irritates me that the poster used the word "their" to specify a gender neutral person, but then uses masculine pronouns for the rest of the post. Why not just use "his" in the first place? It reads so much better.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can just send it to the U.S. Department Of Treasury and they'll replace it

toffmcsoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$25..... in High School that meant a 2 Joints rolled, Slice of Pizza, a Drink, Pack of Cigs and $5 left over to "GET 5 on IT" for w/e happened later that day. This kids missing out on life.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Beat them until they peed on their pants.

taloc2002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give him a coin

Male-Psychologist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:41:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

I would beat the fuck out of my child then make him lick my dogs balls. And tell him he was an accident and you mother should have listened to me when I suggested an abortion.

Car_Nerd_87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:43:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'm 31 and I'd be happy if someone gave me $25..

mayson98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:44:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Shit like this makes me happy we now have the ยฃ5 and ยฃ10 which take the strength of Hercules to rip.

vinstech8gaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Good for him, already breaking the law.

Ignatius_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean that looks like $25 bucks I'd be happy to get that.

MelonJelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What's the problem?

He feels the best use of his money is to physically destroy it; it's stupid, but it's his decision to make.

I wouldn't replace money destroyed this way, but neither would I withhold further allowance.

Criticalmak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd make them donate the next 4 weeks of it to charity and make them give me the receipt each time. Failure to do so is another 2 weeks.

Little shit.

FjotraTheGodless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly I would beat the shit out of that kid. Abusive, I know, but I come from a poor family. Money is like food, we donโ€™t waste it.

NordicRaubtier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I dont know this kids age but when i was around 7 and got little amount of money i would be super grateful (like most would be) and my family wasnt poor either. Kids should be not be spoiled because then it leads to this kind of behaviour.

CarpeNivem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, first, I'd cry, because I would know I had failed as a parent if this even happened in the first place.

But then second, yeah, I like Jade's suggestion.

ComboRobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message"

1god_1life_1meme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:49:59 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why do we think itโ€™s a him? Where is that indication??

johntolentino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call Cesar Millan. If he can fix Cartman's behavior, he can fix this kid.

KingPhilipIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:51:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Man I never got an allowance. I was told the roof over my head and clothes on my back weโ€™re my allowance.

CaptainLisaSu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:52:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's y I pay my kids in stock and bitcoin.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, because a kid did this and not someone for the views.

Kingofallkings6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:53:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Allowance?

OrphannCrippler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd get beat within an inch of my life if I did that

hulivar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:54:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

there's 40 dollars there, a 20, a 10, and two 5's. There's a 10 to the right of the 20 and I just assume there's two 5's as that's a lot of paper right there for only 2 bills.

mantrap2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You tear up your allowance, you have no allowance - lesson learned unless he's particularly stupid. A kid should be happy to get an allowance at all and it should ONLY be as a result of doing some type of work to help the family - NO KID is "owed" an allowance for doing nothing! If you give allowance to your kid this way, you are a bad parent.

BenedictKhanberbatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:56:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tf is an allowance lol

Gamejunkiey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think you can take it to the bank to get new bills, as long as you have more than 50% of the bill left.

albertex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

,,,, ,,,,,,

TheLordOfFriendZone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:57:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This woman moms.

Juiceman27000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Looks a lot like the morons burning Nike shoes and Yeti coolers in the last few months.

huhIguess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:58:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My father paid an allowance based on chore completion - and deducted penalties due to unsatisfactory work:

One quarter for each day's work - and Two quarters taken away for each chore left incomplete.

After 4 days, I'd earned $1.00

After a full week, my father earned $0.50 and I learned the cost of education.

lcfcjs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hi guys, Kids are fucking stupid cuz you dumbasses are their parents. Teach them, and they will learn.

SBfD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:59:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Communism aaaaaaaaa

broke_arm29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I did this when I was a kid. I was supposed to get $5, but I only got 3. I ripped up two of the bills and realized how stupid I was. At least I still had a dollar though.

zhonjung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a lotta damage

PotatoPlayer28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™s smart dumb as fuck

360MLGBeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Smack the fuck outra him then bring that shit to the bank

HadesGod101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kick that retard out.

rudnei20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:11:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oshe

possum-power ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Allowance? What allowance.

rocket-boost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Good for him, now you've made a good Reddit post.

butkua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™ll admit, When I was a kid, I did this once.

BestDayEverTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:13:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sooooo... UBI basically?

baldwin987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:14:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
MrdrBrgr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That looks like a $40 beating to me. ๐Ÿคจ

CrownsAndThings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d smack his bitch ass.

Oposshim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Flex seal it all back together.

Okke_FU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:17:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd beat the living shit out of it

420dopesmokeweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn if I was even lucky enough that amount of money on my birthday

Booney134 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:18:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You get a wooden spoon....

And you beat his fucking ass...

verbosehuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Act as though you're reporting their crime to the police, since it is technically a crime.

They will understand the gravity of their actions, and it will resonate with them throughout their lives.

DoritosMarketingBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha, silly child. He should have spent his money on Doritosยฎ Intense Pickle tortilla chips instead. Doritosยฎ Intense Pickle tortilla chips, why the hell is this a flavour.

TheMoose173 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see a 20 and a 5 in there, how the fuck are you not grateful for that? I was lucky to get $1 for anything when I was a kid. Spoiled ass bitch

the_taco_baron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Sometimes it's ok to hit a child

Sardonnicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

When I was a kid my parents canceled my allowance. They said it was so they could save that money and use it for a trip to Disney World. We never went to Disney World.

pharaohmaones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

They get nothing. Nothing. Until it's taped back together perfectly.

Perfectly.

saintmichaelwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whoop his ass and ground him. How ungrateful could you possibly be while people work in rice fields and farms to make $2 a day....horrible child

EJ7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Real talk I once tore five dollar bill in half bc I thought it wasn't enough to buy me a He Man action figure.

I only tore it once and I think it was able to be taped together. This MF went all out. As dumb as it was, they were thorough, give em that.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Im 24 and would be over joyed at 25$

Alagnak07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whatโ€™s an .....โ€™allowanceโ€™?

Zagaroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:34 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In the context of children, parents may provide an allowance (British English: pocket money) to their child for their miscellaneous personal spending.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allowance_(money)

Alagnak07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:40 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. That certainly was never a thing in my upbringing. Would have been nice to be a little bitch and tear up free money. Iโ€™d been chopping wood for DAYS on end.

jfk_47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids donโ€™t understand the value of money these Days. They watch their parents use credit cards or they watch them sign in on Apple and buy a $20 digital movie. Money isnโ€™t tangible to the new generation.

We have a little wombat bank for our 3 yr old and we occasionally empty it and count the money. He had like $40 in there until we caught our cleaning lady steal it so now we just started over with putting money in it.

Tenderonies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call the cops.. destroying money is literally a felony, he'll get some serious time.

Faulty-Blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Boi if my child does this then theyโ€™re no longer my child

IamPriapus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m not a fan of the title of this sub, because promotes a negative view on โ€œshittyโ€ kids and isnโ€™t helpful at all. No parent should be giving their child allowance money like that unless there are legitimate circumstances that necessitate that, which are unlikely. The parents are responsible for this shitty behaviour. Not the shitty kids.

amyaboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Allowance? What's that?

Challenge_The_DM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So that's $25 minimum... I think I count on one hand the amount of times my parents gave me $25 or more dollars when I was a kid.

Girthquake23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:26:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didnโ€™t even get an allowance growing up I would have taken the five bucks

nestofbees123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give him a piece of it for every allowance til there are none left as punishment

exclysm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He was probably tryna make it more, child logic you know.

p0wderClouder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:30:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d send it to the Department of the Treasury for a replacement bill.

Then, with that bill, Iโ€™d by candy for everybody but them and eat it in front of them.

Seveneyesindarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:31:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

No more money

BadWrongOpinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like the kid just bought a one-way ticket to Fuck-Me-in-the-Ass Federal Penitentiary.

The Department of the Treasury takes currency destruction seriously.

papamikealpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I went to school with Adam Carriker. Eastgate Elementary and Kennewick high school. I remember in elementary school he was a bit of a bully, but by high school he mellowed out. Massive forehead on that guy. He wants to be in the wwe now, and I think he would do well there.

kilkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would absolutely do the same.

mexicannecktie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell him he doesn't get anything then. Take the bits to the bank and exchange them.

AcceptableChampion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The child knows the value of their labor.

juarez31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My 9 yr old gets extremely happy finding quarters! She would be overjoyed with $25.

grifmasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:38:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol. I went to school with the guy who tweeted that. He used to be a pro nfl player.

Amazinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Spoiled ass kids

thebeast613123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If you can recover 51% of any of the bills the bank will give you new ones for it

ShockNoodles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would probably ask him how much he was expecting, then drive him to the atm to withdraw that amount and tear it up in front of him and ask him if that is enough expensive confetti for him.

Th4tRedditorII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:43:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's like $20 in there!

One, what kind of parent is giving there kid $20?... and where can I sign up for mine?

Two, how stupid do you have to be to tear up spendable money because you "didn't get enough" (~$20 is way more than enough)?

Sure... maybe you don't think you did, but now you've got none you dipshit!

ChroniclesofBap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Genius

kaaaaath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

LPT: If this ever happens, for whatever reason, take it to the bank. As long as you have the whole serial number you can get a new bill.

mr_mrs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:46:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

First, stop giving the kids an allowance. Give them jobs to complete, and if they complete those jobs, they can earn a proportional wage. If they don't like it, they get nothing.

baldginger69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:47:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d make him/her tape them all back together again, and then donate it all to a charity.

rnniefb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œMum, the skin is $20, not $15!!โ€

proceeds to rip up $15

Stonecoldwatcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd report him to the police for destorying money, fucking kids nowdays, am i right?

cerels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If my child do something like this he/she wouldn't see money Frome me until college

Toxic8anana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

To each their own on their teaching methods, but If I gave my child $25 to spend on when she wants and her choice was to rip it up, I guess that was her choice on how she chose to use her allowance. She would not get more until her next earned allowance.

ToastedCheezer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:52:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Turn them in to the treasury department, then you wonโ€™t feel the need to give the kid an allowance or feed them or clothe them when theyโ€™re in prison.

sometimeshasastroke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I read an article earlier about a kid who shredded $1,000.

3choBlast3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:53:26 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd stop giving him / her money untill they get a job..

Els_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can send that to the government and they will put it back together to make sure of the amount and send you new crisp bills

RTwhyNot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:55:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I am calling bs

KISSOLOGY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t believe this is real. It actually takes a decent amount of force to rip a dlllar, let alone to this point.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I agree with JADE

deeznuts1001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Report him to the government for destroying money

BreathWalking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

He may have a bright future in sales.

Seasonal_Aesthetic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah if Iโ€™m not mistaken, thereโ€™s a twenty in there. F**k you kid you donโ€™t get anything ever

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The household would instate a work&study program so you're working If you're not studying. Ungrateful little shit has about 25 bucks there.

TheRealLargedwarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is like the extreme sports version of going on strike.

Lady_G1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd say. "that's the end of allowance for you"

HiDigit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The same picture was used for a post about a kid accidentally cutting up their parents savings for something

ambival3nt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

tbh I wish I was more like this rad kid

QueenCameo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell them they can mail it to the US Federal Reserves (or was it Treasury?) and they will recycle it and give you the face value back.

PastryyPuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:43 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Can anybody tell how much that is?

Bruins37FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

25-30$ or so too lazy to count parts I just saw 20 n 5s so

cadaverously ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Learning to stand on principles

XXX-XXX-XXX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This looks like a parent did it to get likes on Facebook. What kind of kid furiously tears something apart and puts it in a neat little pile?

Cthula-Hoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf that looks like $10. I need $10

Bruins37FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

25$

Cthula-Hoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents never gave me more than $10 at a time, damn. Lol

Bruins37FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:39 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I feel you. Kids a spoiled fuck

bnicklay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s a $20 in that pile! He makes more than McDonaldโ€™s workers.

spearedmango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell the kid itโ€™s illegal to tear up money and tell them the cops will come for him if they ever find out

CoffeeStainedStudio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d be impressed. Itโ€™s extremely hard to rip a Canadian bill.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

reminds me of beggars on the street who don't like the dollar you gave them cause they wanted more so they don't even say a thing.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yea! 5 bucks?? F that noise

jimgoose1977 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i mean... thereโ€™s a $20 in there. dafuq did this kid expect for mowing the lawn?

NannerHammock3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$25 accounting for inflation is... $50 more than I got for allowance

shesgoneagain72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tape it up, take it back! No allowance for you!

Ashkayi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

And people wonder why their kids act like this. He wouldn't get any more money from me and better learn early what a job is.

shatzonyourface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is a crime. Turn em in

VerbalThermodynamics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like 25 or 50$... I want 25$...

thismakesmeanonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Banks will replace damaged bills.

thecorrect_opinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:37 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can legally tape those and itโ€™s still money.

Luka_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I want to be a parent

DasNice808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Pay him in commodities, like water food etc

whatswrongbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

One time when I was a kid, I was at my dad's work (mechanic garage) at night and one of his co-workers offered me $20.. but he ripped it in half, gave me half, and wanted me to climb over a car to get the other half. I did, and when I got both halves I threw em on the ground.

hillbillygaragepop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell him absolutely no more allowance until he learns not to frivolously waste money.

123G0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m sure this is a repost, but if you Bri g damaged bills to a bank, they ll give you a new one so long as you have 2/3 of it I think?

salmon10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My father once gave me 50 cents for mowing the lawn. I declined it. This though, is pretty crazy

Rambo1964a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Take and make him really work for it.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give him bit coin henceforth

funkosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

sell it

libcrybaby78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can send that money back to the treasury and get new bills sent back to you.

Brothersunset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What ungrateful shit tears up 25 bucks. That was like my allowance for the first 10 years of my life combined. (Family was poor when I was young, allowance wasnt a thing really)

PersistantBlade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't even get that much money from my parents for my birthday lmao. Sometimes I wish I wasn't asian. FeelsBadMan

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Charge him for the tape.

gojol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thatโ€™s at least 40$ id kick him out until he made it back

MUnderwoodBarcode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just take it to the bank. As long as a majority portion of the bill is present, they can replace it and the torn bills are sent back to the federal reserve as "mutilated money", where it's incinerated.

The Bureau of Engraving and Printing replaces around 30 million per year in shitty currency not unlike this.

memebeansupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would have him tape it together and bring it to the bank

InfiniteWorldliness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Man I didn't get an allowance

Warrior__Maiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m struggling with a food budget right now and I see that and I feel a mixture of anger and sadness.

I know the bank replaces damaged bills I wonder if thatโ€™s replaceable.

HitTheBaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Heโ€™ll be meeting my palm

Hippydehippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well this is a felony...

daAmazinFatB0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give em the FALCON PUNCH!!!

ptrier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just take the pieces to the bank, reassemble them a bit,.....they will replace the money for you as long as more than 50 percent can be taped back together...but, ...do not reward that kid for bad behavior. (if you do, expect more bad behavior.)

thelongestunderscore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i fuckin hated those kids who got aid for everything, my payment was my xbox not sailing out the window

Drago_133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reminds me of my mother who threw away all her football merch back when that stupid shit was going on last year in the NFL

CVS_overlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Damn. I see a few twenties in there

Zombiefoetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I smell bullshit. There are 20s in this pile.

AthenianWaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Man, I got five bucks a week and I had to work my butt of for it.

I_R_Teh_Taco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see 2 5โ€™s and a 20, so at least $30 worth of money gone. The parent was gonna give it to the kid anyway, except now itโ€™s worthless and the kid gets nothing. Parent didnโ€™t lose anything they werent already giving up

Wilikersthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do i see a twenty in there?!? Ungrateful little shit

machina99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Put all of this in an envelope and send it to the Bureau of engraving and printing. They have a department specifically to replace damaged or mutilated currency. If they can piece it together and determine that at least 51% of the bill is present, shows a serial #, and a few other things then they will replace it. Just did this with a torn 100 that the bank wouldn't replace.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Considering this didn't happen,nothing.

Demo0418 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Make him get a job. Make him realize you didn't deduct anything.

Im_Hugh_Mungus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Like honestly, that child deserves to be chokeslammed down the stair case with the most possible force humanly allowable.

If he wakes up heโ€™ll learn his lesson.

No tube feeding either, if he canโ€™t walk away from the fall heโ€™s done.

Googe14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Move to a country where money isn't made of bloody paper. Come to Australia, everyone!

mellowcheddar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:23:57 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but we donโ€™t have a lot of spiders here that are bigger than our paper money.

TimWebb14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Same man.

Bepmup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Take away his toys and video games, only let him have oldie books. Tell him he will get back hes toys and console once he got a jobb like a papper boy and earned the vale of the console and toys. Give back the console and toys then put the money he made into a savings account which he can access a half year later if he continues to work or he will have to wait until hes 18.

edbwtf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I'd ripped up my allowance as a kid, I could've joined the circus as a strongman.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You can just tape it back together and most places will still accept it.

meemee_maker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

$5 ain't bad

visceralcrumbnutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just wait until you get your own place and job, you'd be begging for that money

Sengura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That was a perfect reply. That will be their new allowance for however long those pieces lasted.

Christhephotographer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Slap the shit out of them and stop giving the an allowance .

Saspa314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

His mom walked out of her room?

Jhall6y1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d make them tape it back together

CheekyMoncey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:27 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Reevaluate my parenting skills

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FlappyMcHappyFlap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Man that is stupid. Paper money is also stupid.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What fuck I see at least one 20 in there I Don't even get an allowance that ungrateful shit

JessNei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

25$ felt like a ton of money when I was a kid

JessNei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

25$ felt like a ton of money when I was a kid

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would count up the number of pieces he tore the money into, then ground him for a week each piece.

lil_cholesterol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My parents just told me that my allowance was โ€œbeing able to sleep in their houseโ€.

Insane_Artist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I would inform him that he is in violation of Title 18, Chapter 17 USC 333 for currency defacement. His attempt to extort additional allowance out of you by destroying federal bank notes can be interpreted as intent to defraud and is punishable by up to 5 years in prison. I would then turn him over to the federal government for prosecution. Children only learn through natural consequences.

Mmswhook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Perfect.

GoPcGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call the feds. Heโ€™s going to jail

theJMan-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oooo thatโ€™s a solid piece of advice

tripzilch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:07 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This kid is justified and ancient. Hail Eris!

airrbearr93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That beats my $1 a week

Supringsinglyawesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Bro I see like at least 50 dollars to me. My parents rule was do you chores or you grounded none of this allowance crap

WeeLane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:29 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is that monopoly money? Paper cash lol

Soulger11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Pigeoooon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

dang, $5. thats more than i ever got.

TheRabbitOnTheMoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Send it in to that company who can identify how much the remains were worth and reimburse you for it.

eckstahsee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's pieces of a $20 in there too.

canadianguy1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

DONT THROW THE PIECES AWAY

Iโ€™ve taped pieces of money together and done a good enough job to get a vending machine to accept it. If you donโ€™t feel like getting something from the vending machine you can get coins back. Or you can send it in to the damaged currency government thing (I donโ€™t know exactly what itโ€™s called) and theyโ€™ll send you new bills

GreasyGrimyGhostCum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

tape that shit together, buy his favorite video game with it, and beat it in front of em without letting him play or use the tv, and so help me if heโ€™s one of those people who enjoys watching other people play games.

StardustJojo13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I never got an allowance..lmao

My parents bought me what I needed and what I wanted when they were able to. I didn't ask for much though to not spend their hard earned money.

djwild5150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids are spoiled, man. And itโ€™s we parents whoโ€™ve done it.

TheoreticalFunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd frame that. Hang it up in the living room. The lesson that keeps on giving.

999jester999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tell the child they can have more money when theyโ€™ve spent what theyโ€™ve been given.

alienparasite1395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol live in a different country that doesn't have fucking paper as money cause thats stupid as shit

McGyver10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Thereโ€™s like $30 there. What does this kid want?

KoRnBrony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

My "allowance" was being given a roof over my head and food when i wanted it (most of the time)

RobertCopToo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"A child". This is fake as hell and I have no idea why anyone is treating as fact.

C477um04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:49 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That looks like a few notes too, this kid was probably getting a pretty big allowance

Mynck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:08 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The money looks more like it was cut, not torn. But hey, a fake picture can get some easy karma and attention!

Mr-D123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Slap him because that was a solid 20+ dollars

                    (Look upper middle of pile)
Vanilla_7hund3r97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I see at least 25$, I would be lucky if I got 1$ & it would go straight to hot-wheel addition.

Startingtofrustrate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Surprise no more allowance

Ghnarlok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:05 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

bad parenting. dont any of you dare say "Well I was smart enough to not rip paper up!!!" thats obviously because you had better parenting...blame parents not kids

DeniqueCustos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:48 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's 25 dollars!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:56 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You just made that currency more valuable, congrats!

marsglow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:47 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™d do nothing. Itโ€™s his money to do with what he wants. Of course, I wouldnโ€™t give him any more.

buneter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:57 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Id pick it up and never give him an allowance again, idc if he's 16 and wants to go out with his girlfriend, oh you need to pay for dinner? Better get a job than

Drunkcommentsv2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:44 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Time for "the talk." Parents, teach your kids about fiat currency early. You never know what could happen.

pack0newports ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:25 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I never in my life got an allowance

nimra42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:50 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

in the childs mind it's more money because it's more pieces

kennethjor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:24 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If that's what the kid wants to do with the allowance. Though it's technically illegal.

Although can't help but think /r/thathappened.

sk1239 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:01 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kind of sad really that mother didn't give this boy money he wanted, poor guy ;(

Tmaxsmart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:23 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hope he enjoyed his last allowance and tell him youโ€™ll sell him a roll of tape for a dollar.

Mughal_G ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:40:39 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

nice G

SavagePsychosis_rss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:03 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That a fucking lot of allowance too

TotalyNotARedditUser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:55 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

"keep it and give him a peice of it any time he asks for money lmao"

Even better, don't give him money at all!

CommonMisspellingBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:58 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Hey, TotalyNotARedditUser, just a quick heads-up:
peice is actually spelled piece. You can remember it by i before e.
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TotalyNotARedditUser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:08 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

stupid fuggin bot

stop_being_taken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:36 on October 6, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I don't like the amount of money here! I want more! So how about I have NONE instead?

vengeancehawk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:48:34 on October 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Call the law on his ass and get the kid jail time in a federal prison for ripping up $25. That'll teach him the value of money.

IAmTheAsshoIe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:42 on October 8, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

beat his ass until he doesnโ€™t do it again

traumahawk88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:33 on October 9, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why are we giving kids an allowance to begin with? Because... They're alive? Because they, what, contribute to the household like the rest of the family and do chores? FFS. You want money, go above and beyond being a member of the family and helping out in the household you live in. Allowance is bullshit.

Illumablocki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:51 on October 13, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

fr*ck that kid

AmeerFarooq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:12:08 on October 14, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Why didn't he just save it until he got more money? He just fucked himself.

TheHolyTacoEmperor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:50 on October 15, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

congrats for top post

Reddit_51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:40 on October 19, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If it is legal, kill the child.

If it isn't legal, take away all his privileges.

twistedzephyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:29:42 on October 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

i would collect the pieces and smack him on his face

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:09 on October 24, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yup

xXDiceKing3890Xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:27 on December 10, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eh!?!?

a-breadskate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:15 on November 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

YES

TyrekL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:34 on November 21, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Your kid just committed a federal crime โœ‹๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ”ซ

TimbusTeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:43 on November 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

POWER MOVE

neon_cl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:30 on November 30, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I've actually done that once

The_KGB_OG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:16:27 on December 7, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

fucking americans

hurter12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:47 on January 14, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

In Canada we donโ€™t have this problem because our money is made of plastic which very hard to rip up

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Kineticwizzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:49:17 on February 12, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Open up a can of whoop ass

FlapJackMax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:36 on February 24, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

My sister did this all the time and I was devastated about it because I got a lower allowance than she did.

tyleeeer ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:02 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
FluffyMcKittenHeads ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:41:12 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m with you, this has a very r/wokekids feel to it.

shortsonapanda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:34:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Mate are you dense

V-SUMMIS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:28:58 on October 18, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
tyleeeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:36:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

solid

analCCW ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 14:25:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

R U blind?

tyleeeer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:43:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

What is most likely? Some guy shredding money and posting a pic of it or some other guy giving 25$ to a child?

patrickthewhite1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:13 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

Right? Whose allowance is $25

TurkishOfficial ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 14:55:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

...Are you implying because someone took a picture of a ripped up 25 dollar bill that it HAS to have been this farfetched scenario where a kid gets 25 bucks and isnt happy with it, and rips it up.

Are you the kind of person who upvotes posts that are just pictures of notes that are "left" places that say outrageous things. (when its 100% always just some person writing something on a note and taking a picture of it)

leedleleedlelee13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:08:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, the kid ripping the money up is not that far-fetched

doubledipinyou ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:45:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's not. But it also isn't far-fetched that this story is fake. Take it all with a grain of salt.

Garinn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:06 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

yeah, but ripping up a $25 dollar bill? seems far-fetched.

jdjulick ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Register the kid as a democrat

GWSIII ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:26:06 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nah

Gsteel11 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:36:48 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, sunds more like something "a small loan of 1 million dollars (and 400 other million that I don't talk about)" trump would do.

jdjulick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:42 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, your comment makes no sense.

Propelerate ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:04:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Lol

muddywaterz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Tore that money up I'll tear that ass up

BillionthOne ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:38:23 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

call the fbi, I'm pretty sure that illegal

uros03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:25:38 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I think that is illegal.

Good job parents, you have created a criminal.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's his money. You don't need to do anything, kid played himself.

But your money just became worth a little more

nmi5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't even get an allowance ungrateful shit

cybogre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:45:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

If I did that as a kid, I would have gotten my soul smacked out of my body. Followed by a hearty beating for a couple of days whenever I ask for an allowance.

layercake40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Beat his fucking ass with a belt, and ground him from the TV, and his phone.

JaySavvy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:18 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

On a real note... if everyone did this, all at the same time, r/latestagecapitalism would have a spontaneous community orgasm.

Maybe the kid is onto something?

HeyGuysImRobbie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

First of all, beating his ass. Second, letting him know that now he has NO money. Third, her thing, giving him a piece of it every time he asks for money.

thorvertonian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:00 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

This is why I disagree with the entire idea of pocket money or allowances... If they want money, make them earn it, give them a sense of value from what they earn...

ToddJonsonEveninNews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:54 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

So you could have a kid.... or 5 mcchickens. Yeaaahhh im good with just not having kids.

apachebearpizzachief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:04 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Fuckinโ€™ millennials...

cleverpunkname ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:19:44 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Millennials are too old for allowances my dude we get paychecks lol

apachebearpizzachief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:44 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
popostar6745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m seeing a fucking 20 there. I would have killed for a 20 at that age. I would have got the belt for doing that shit.

LapisFeelsAttacked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:02 on March 26, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Who hits a child with a belt? Gross.

popostar6745 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:19 on March 26, 2019 ยท (Permalink)

Traditional dominican parents

GarrisonFjord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Count up all the individual pieces of paper, and then use that number as the number of times I spank the ungrateful little shit.

DarkRaven01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:15 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Trump prints money, this kid tears it up. It's the virtuous cycle of the spoiled brat economy.

vizthex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:40 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Eh, his fault.

Though the parent could take it to the federal reserve and get a new $5 bill....but still say that they threw it out.

BrentBlend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:34 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

There's at least one $20 bill in there too.

vizthex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:38 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nice, but you need at least 51% of the entire bill and a readable serial number

BrentBlend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:23 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wasn't even aware they still replaced torn money that wasn't still almost entirely intact. That's the current standard?

vizthex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:24 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, as long as they can read the serial number and have t least 51% of it; they can use those to prove it's a genuine bill and then replace it.

Of course the amount of time varies, if it's just a super crumpled bill they can probably replace that a few minutes after you give it to them; but if it's a bill that's been stuck inside a cow stomach it'll take 2 months or so. (Sadly can't find the article about it, ah well)

Aeon1508 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:52 on October 5, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Oh well you're never getting any money from me ever again ever

Therealdolphinlord ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you know that that is illegal?

GWSIII ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:26:57 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yup immediately after this SWAT rolled up and took down the kid.

Zepertix ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 14:57:22 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Turn him in for destroying government property. duh

zotikola ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:46:41 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I like you Jade, lets gave a child together

greenHillzone2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:33:17 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I need mow alowwwence! Yodelayeee...

nivek123321 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:40:35 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Is make him eat it

geezmaynard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:53:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Give this kid a credit card

perry1023 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:01:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

The parents are stupid.

lord-of-the-fags ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 16:05:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Get the belt out

daviddigi10 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:22:24 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I'd give them a beating and then give them a glue stick and force them to put it back together perfectally wirh 0 mistakes allowed. Little shit.

Artrix7834 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:15:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Kids don't deserve an allowance for doing thing they should already be doing.

Librostrivium ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:16:31 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Nothing, itโ€™s just paper, let them figure out what to do with it.

siksikandito ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:05:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

5 dollar allowance? poor kid.

Raudskeggr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:14 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

We're copypasting Facebook Twitter's garbage now?

They_wont ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 16:31:56 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I could list 10 reasons to actually shred a check, or at least decline money.

What that kid did isn't necessarily stupid. It's weird, yes, but the message is there.

Propelerate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:07:39 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

I wanna see that list

They_wont ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:01 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

10 reasons to shred a check or decline money (some are better than others, but it's still 10 reasons) :

  1. The hitman that killed your dad is trying to give you half the money.

  2. The firm that hurt you is giving you a check, that if you accept, will remove your right to sue them.

  3. You make a bet with a friend that you will shred 20$

  4. You work at the money shredding factory.

  5. You are held at gun point to shred a 20$ or they will shoot you.

  6. You have signed a contract that if you accept a check, you have to do a terrible task that you will lose money on.

  7. The last word of your dying mother is: Please shred this 10$.

  8. You receive a check that has a mistake on it, you agree to shred your check because they have to make you a new one anyways.

  9. You're stuck in the forest, and your about to freeze to death if you don't shred your money and burn it to not die from freezing.

  10. You wrote a check, but change your mind about it.

Propelerate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:53 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Well I did not expect a list like that to be honest

They_wont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It's a shit list to be honest. But still a list.

I'm fucking proud of #4.

Shenaniganz08 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:28 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

1) As is almost always the case in this subreddit, this is due to shitty parenting

2) What kid perfectly rips up several dollars. aka /r/thatHappened

downnheavy ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:06:36 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

In would just beat the living shit out of them

Therealdolphinlord ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 15:11:51 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you know that that is illegal?

SupaLight ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:41:33 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Did you know that he's a child and since this isn't as bad of an occurrence of breaking the Law, it doesn't matter

KeetnaWilson ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:06:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Turn him in to the police.

HALTthePOO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:20 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

That's a federal offense. "Bake him away, toys."

FaggotLiberalReddit ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:05 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Its never the amount, its the principle of this kid getting fucked over on what was agreed upon. Mom had to buy a bunch of shit to make herself feel less gross and that isn't this kids problem is it. Fucking champion in the making here. Its the reverse jew!

badgernaf ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:47 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Beat his ass

sonbrothercousin ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

You Neanderthals have coloured money now? You can't even stand coloured people ffs.

KillerMothGuyFanIdk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:47:50 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Whomp

sonbrothercousin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:21 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Wtf does that even mean?

Kallenaksi ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:59:30 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

HIS mom walked out of HER room?

cesarjulius ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:07:45 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

the BOY's mother walked out of HER own room and saw what he did.

NoTFTLight ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:03:03 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Do you have trouble with basic English?

[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 15:02:58 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

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GabeMamas ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:11:16 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Holy hell. Thomas, you really are terrible.

TerribleThomas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:38:55 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, I'm not really a very good or effective Thomas.

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TerribleThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:41:46 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Right, but now I'm a bit confused. I totally get the singular their when gender isn't specified or where there is uncertainty, but your Andrew example just seems incorrect to me. Another comment said that it's incorrect to use singular their when the gender was determined.

spacebeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:17:25 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)*

they/them/their is a perfectly acceptable singular pronoun and the acceptance doesn't have anything to do with today's gender politics. It's used when gender is grammatically indeterminate.

eg. A doctor should protect the confidentiality of their patient.

edit: notice how this differs from wrong use with a singular that has gender specified: "Mr. Manpenis, the school principal, should not be left alone with their students."

TerribleThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:37:19 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, that was my next question. So if the gender is determined is it still considered incorrect or is it just informal?

spacebeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:52 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

It would be incorrect. But who the hell really knows anymore, people might still fight you over it.

TerribleThomas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:55:32 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, thanks for the insight. And yeah, I'm being really pedantic here anyways - even if it's incorrect it's understandable.

Jugbot ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 15:42:09 on October 4, 2018 ยท (Permalink)

Just give him the rest he wanted. Now he has less than he started. Shows its 100% his fault.