Inspired by this sub

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 14477 points ยท Posted at 19:04:32 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


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[deleted] ยท 876 points ยท Posted at 20:48:40 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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thicchoe ยท 357 points ยท Posted at 22:02:27 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

maybe OP has astuffy nose

Love3dance ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 23:02:29 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You arenโ€™t getting enough credit for this. Either that or itโ€™s actually bobo

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 22:25:10 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Lol oops...iPhone SE and tired eyes

Yatsugami ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 23:04:43 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

holy shit that is what made me cackle out loud. Intentional or not, thanks OP.

glberns ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 00:09:40 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You fool! Ken misspells words all the time. Act like you meant it!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 00:11:56 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My apologize.

glberns ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 00:14:42 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Dolt!

patzer ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 04:30:52 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

DISCUSTING

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:16 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Sure, blame it on the phone.

slaughterpuss25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:10 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

For some reason I read that as โ€œlazy eyesโ€ and I started giggling

InboxMeYourNukes ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 23:10:34 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ironman82 ยท 524 points ยท Posted at 19:57:18 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

lovw the lowered cases

SpellsThatWrong ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 03:22:23 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Relayig

ironman82 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:12:08 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

and space cases and cases of lube

olsoni18 ยท 264 points ยท Posted at 20:21:52 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m pretty sure those Ws are upside down Ms

saynotocomicsans ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 21:42:13 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"'only after me destroy all jobs mill me realize me can,t eat the environment' ken w, relayig a native awerican proverb"?

olsoni18 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 21:45:26 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No like look at the M in the quote the Ws are just that rotated 180 degrees. I know youโ€™re probably going to say โ€œyeah thatโ€™s what Ws are idiotโ€ but usually Ws are different from Ms. IE: WM

saynotocomicsans ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:52:30 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't mant you to be mrong so, "yeah that's mhat Ms are idiot". But nah, I get mhat you getting at bruh.

olsoni18 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:55:39 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hooray learning and understanding for all

solidcat00 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:07:02 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't knom. I wean, hom can me say that me learned anything mhich wight be understood as knomledge?

TickTak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:34 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ken W can.

Talindred ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:41:17 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Funny story... I was at Subway with a group of friends and this girl walks in.... she was maybe 10 or 11 but the way she was dressed, the way she walked, even the way her face looked made her seem like she was in her 30's. It's hard to describe without seeing it but it kinda weirded me out.

When one of my friends commented on it, he said "That girl was like a little adult", I knew exactly what he meant... of course, the rest of the group had to give him a hard time because "Aren't all kids just little adults" blah blah blah... but I'm pretty sure they all knew it too and were just being dicks.

novice_at_life ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:21:35 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I felt like this was going somewhere and then I slammed into a brick wall...

jokullmusic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:23:37 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

this reads more like a Dril tweet

novice_at_life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ha, I read this yesterday and went through your comment really carefully figuring you had to have messed up somewhere and missed one, and was real impressed when I couldn't find any mistakes, then today I reread it and immediately saw that you missed the m in environment... so close... lol

saynotocomicsans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:44 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wan, I tried so hard there too. Melp, I'w not gonna edit that, I'll live mith the shawe. Thanks

IshiTheShepherd ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:13:13 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Introducing Ken M's evil alter ego, Kau W

"DOLT."

solidcat00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:07:56 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This has to happen.

spupy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:00 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Aren't they all?

THCW ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:08:47 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think OP just set it to 'W' for 'Wumbo'.

_corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:21 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The M in 'environment' is different to the W's when flipped around so I think it's just a particularly M looking W in this font.

olsoni18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:56 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It just kinda reminded me of when like a McDonaldโ€™s sign has obviously run out of letters and is reusing like the Zs as Ns

ProfessorSucc ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 01:29:47 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Our blessed grandson has a job and eats the environment at least twice a day

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 01:31:07 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Blessed are the childrun.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:41:21 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think you have a spelling issue OP

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:43:24 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I donโ€™t no whyโ€™d you say that.

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 01:44:41 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I was making a joke because you had misspelled "relaying" and "children"

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:45:19 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I know. :) Just playing off the original air.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:28:15 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

and like a ninja he replaced know with no

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:58:25 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Bastard

1jl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:15:21 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My grandson gets 6k environments for his salary and it's only brought grief to him and his family.

metaobject ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:01 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Mheels on Mheels does such a great job preserving the environment.

SlightlyBended ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 22:10:05 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Relayig? You mean r'lyeh?

Frostillicus8711 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:49:27 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

Shikthulhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:48:30 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What about cthulhu?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 22:27:11 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Covfefe.

UncleMusclesJunior ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:28 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yig.

IamCrocubot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:01 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No Relayig is where Yig, father of serpents, chillax and enjoy some much needed down time.

[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 23:38:11 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Dolt!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:39:36 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Covfefe!!!!!!!!!

DarthWookie ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:27:46 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I made this my Facebook cover photo lol

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:29:13 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The words of Ken M are now immortal.

izzycc ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:35:39 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This reads like something from inspirobot[1].


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1jl ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:17:01 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:50:55 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:30:32 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

GOOD bot in our house we add pepper

TheIncredibleFlow ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:40:56 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is everyone in here drunk? The comments are atrocious and this isn't a true ken m

Edit I'm drunk too

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:54:00 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes.

Owattrtrotn ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:15:43 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Please limit YOUR posts to repost of KenM

medioxcore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:24 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

We are all reposts of kenM on this blessed day!

EatMoreCheese ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:52:31 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

SAVE THE JOBS

MindToss ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:38:34 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

where

Imadethisuponthespot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:07:48 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Immigrants! Thatโ€™s how they do, you knowโ€”just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.

mario2506 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:49:37 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Someone crop off the bottom and post it on r/conservative

PocaSonja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:02:29 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yikes

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:02:43 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:04:12 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Gotta watch out for those shit tranes.

Midnite-Wolf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:35:01 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is this a reference to a post?

iamnotnotarobot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:35:22 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This soubds like something InspiroBot would come up with.

stellaten ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:52:51 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not an American native proverb. An ignorant hillbilly saying.

Fent0n_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:46:23 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Relaying. Thatโ€™s when I lost it and bust up laughing.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:58 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I do what I can to advance the cause of humanitee.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:57:34 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Eat the rich

TravelinJebus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:40:11 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is that upstate New York?

ascii122 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:12:22 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
marfaxa ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:32:53 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

isn't the environment the one thing we can eat?

JohnathanTeatime ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:45:52 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

...aren't plants and animals part of the environment?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:46:36 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think youโ€™re reading too much into this meme.

XxWaffle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:32 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Relayig. Holy covfefe, you're good.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:18:47 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean....plants are part of the environment.

viatext ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:18:38 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Can't build the atmosphere either

antiquestrawberry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:17:12 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I read this like:

only after we. destroy all the. jobs will we. realize we cant. Eat the environment.

Fml

Doomsday321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:24:04 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wait a second...

Jpf123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:24 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Who is Ken M?

milanise7en ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:46:02 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
iNeverQuiteWas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:10 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

maybe try /r/NotKenM

Diddlydinkbong ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:42 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nope... I don't believe you (got this from a native American proverb)

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:46:03 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ok.

I donโ€™t require you believe it.

Believe in Ken M and all things are possble.

TheRingshifter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:49 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
sonofasammich ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:32:59 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Do...do they know where food comes from??

vyrelis ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 21:57:15 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Do you know what sub you're in

Monstro88 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 22:06:52 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, but what about our friend the avocado?

[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:33:44 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:26:57 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's not?

ChessedGamon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:46:18 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

When two corporations love each other very much... they do what mantises do and one eats the other.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:21 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:26:41 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ken M is the way, the life and the truth.

terencebogards ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:29:22 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

On this day, we are ALL Ken M

mrpither ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:39:40 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

At first glance thought it said eat the government.

matrushkasized ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:18 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Eh they are called vegetables....

KreamoftheKropp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:10 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

We are all trying to eat the environment on this blessed day.

ahorx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:30 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

comeonapple123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:47 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yes we can eat the environment ever heard of fruit or wild animals?

ahorx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:09:40 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Double check which sub you are in

comeonapple123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:20 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah i know which sub we are this is r/politics right?

MacChuck234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:58 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Should have mentioned our friend the relayig.

daniesza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:48 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Uh... thatโ€™s not the saying and in fact we do eat the environment that is all we should eat what the earth provides unaltered by processing factories that exploit workers who can no longer farm with real crops without toxic pesticides because of factory farming. Maybe rethink the damn economy that fucked that relationship up in the first place.

karaigumon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:24 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This. Don't you hate how liberals

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:03 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

........... ?

The suspence is killing me.

GeologyIsOK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:49 on November 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Don't you hate how liberals always

[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:58:13 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The only reason we need fucking jobs is to feed greed driven over consumption to keep adding zeros to bank accounts and stock portfolios. Watch how fast depression and suicide rates drop if we all spent our days working to meet the basic needs (i.e. small scale farming, building, etc) of our families and communities around us instead of being wage slaves.

ConservativeToilet ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:33:03 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The rise of specialization has greatly improved productivity and output of of workers.

Going back to small scale operations would destroy the economy, trigger famine and result in mass death and suffering across of the entire world.

But sure, itโ€™s actually greed.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:22 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You missesd the point entirely, you're a product of the system you seek to defend. We don't need increased output, for fucking what? So more people can buy more iPhones they don't need year after year? If we are more productive why are we working more and not less? Because efficiency gains will only benefit the few because they will use them to drive profits instead of quality of life for all of us. If I grow/produce all I need with my own labour and share with those around me (and they do the same) we don't need an economy. Fuck the economy and perpetual growth. It will be the end of our species.

AnoK760 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:25:40 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What happens when your crops dont yeild enoygh to feed everyone? Then what?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:13:32 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Its not just my crops. You have a community.

AnoK760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:59 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, and when all of your crops fail?

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:14:54 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Look, I don't have all the answers. But if you don't see the path we're on is wrong, then you're blind. There's a whole world of suffering coming like a freight train towards the human race.

AnoK760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:30:09 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well it just seems like every time we try soemthing like socialism, millions of people starve to death...

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:04 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not talking about socialism. Small communities working together.

AnoK760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:09 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. What happens when your community fails to produce what it needs to survive, and all the surrounding communities tell you to fuck off?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:52 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah you're right nevermind. We should just keep destroying the planet, getting obese, working in pointless soul sucking jobs we hate and dying feeling unfulfilled.

AnoK760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:02 on November 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

or you could actually be proactive and live a fulfilling life. plenty of people quit their jobs and travel the world. others use their jobs to live their life the way they want to. it sounds to me like you just want to get everything for free and not work for anything.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:31 on November 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You don't know me or my situation.

AnoK760 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:29:01 on November 25, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Then prove me wrong. Show me evidence that a communal society can fuction on a wide scale. Show me a country that did that and survived longer than 20 years without devolving into a dictatorship. Otherwise, i will assume every communist is an entitled, petulant child who is unwilling to work for anything in their life.

ConservativeToilet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:28:10 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Troll? Or stupid?

Either way, I'm out.

banz23 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:42:42 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Says the person browsing reddit at home with electricity, heat, clean drinking water and a bed. Feel free to go off the grid and grow your own food. No one is stopping you but yourself.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:01 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I know and that's where I'd eventually likw to go. It doesn't happen by snapping your fingers. You need land. Skills. Tools.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:00:41 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I personally believe such times are coming (catabolic collapse).

schlossa11 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:43:18 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Uhhh, yeah we can... It's called crops. Something that doesn't grow if we don't protect the environment.

Frostymagnum ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 23:43:28 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That is not a native proverb

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ rob2060 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on November 23, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No, it isnโ€™t.

Bananas_Npyjamas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:44 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

maybe it is.

gellis12 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:41:21 on November 24, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

We're all proverbs on this blessed day