Ken M on brunch

arrow74 · 786 points · Posted at 14:27:13 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I hope your students are squirrels

[deleted] · 223 points · Posted at 14:42:36 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's that's the funniest thing in there.

siccoblue · 53 points · Posted at 20:48:23 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

The word your looking for is funnyest

Omegaile · 78 points · Posted at 20:56:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a common and enduring myth.

siccoblue · 24 points · Posted at 21:04:01 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You must chew with your mouth open, because I see some grade A bullshit coming out of it

[deleted] · 15 points · Posted at 22:03:48 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You guys sound just like my students!

zacketysack · 9 points · Posted at 04:10:26 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

We are ALL students on this blessed day (:

Blessed4Yourself · 1 points · Posted at 04:10:38 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

42undead2 · 4 points · Posted at 10:36:34 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

I am ALL students on this blessed day.

Speak4YourBlessedDay · -2 points · Posted at 04:10:38 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:38:19 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

their*

MisterSquirrel · 9 points · Posted at 23:37:17 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't get it

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 23:55:19 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Basically he's... oh

FirstWorldAnarchist · 77 points · Posted at 16:27:01 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

🐿

[deleted] · 64 points · Posted at 17:19:25 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hello student, please have a seat

mockinurcouth · 54 points · Posted at 17:21:33 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

The word squirrel is actually an onomontpea because when spoken it sounds like the word squirrel.

makepr3tend · 23 points · Posted at 18:29:12 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You can tell because of the way it is.

kurogawa · 7 points · Posted at 19:36:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's Pretty Neat!

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 19:39:45 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)*

Oh ok, I didn't know.

[deleted] · -7 points · Posted at 20:15:41 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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mittim80 · 0 points · Posted at 03:36:48 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

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goodcleanchristianfu · 1 points · Posted at 20:16:09 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

MustardOrPants · -7 points · Posted at 22:21:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

goodcleanchristianfu · 1 points · Posted at 02:59:06 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

anweisz · 17 points · Posted at 19:25:03 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

But why squirrrels?

carlin_is_god · 11 points · Posted at 22:39:46 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Because chipmunks won't sit still

dread_gabebo · 1 points · Posted at 15:43:01 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

But why squirrels?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:47:13 on April 5, 2016 · (Permalink)

what do you have against squirrels?

dread_gabebo · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:44 on April 5, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was quoting Zoolander, but replacing male models with squirrels.

SalamiShinigami · 1 points · Posted at 22:55:10 on April 19, 2016 · (Permalink)

But why Zoolander?

[deleted] · 29 points · Posted at 17:30:43 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That guy was such a dick! Just because they are squirrels doesn't mean they deserve to be misinformed #squirrellivesmatter

the_gilded_dan_man · 7 points · Posted at 20:55:47 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wow you're mean just because he's a dick doesn't mean his opinion doesn't matter #dicklivesmatter

mittim80 · 6 points · Posted at 03:38:14 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

#livedicksmatter

catsupbot · 3 points · Posted at 15:02:50 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

What is dick smatter?

mittim80 · 2 points · Posted at 15:05:56 on March 31, 2016 · (Permalink)

My neighbor. He also owns the coffee shop down the street

He has a GoPro attached to him at all times and streams the footage on twitch so you can see what he's doing in real time. #LiveDickSmatter

TheTyke · 1 points · Posted at 06:54:23 on March 29, 2016 · (Permalink)

Squirrel lives DO matter, though.

bundleofstix · 7 points · Posted at 15:08:30 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

"students"

xormx · 13 points · Posted at 20:05:35 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

We're ALL squirrels on this blessed day :)

HumbleManatee · 2 points · Posted at 20:07:22 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself

captainwacky91 · 0 points · Posted at 03:25:19 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

You sound just like my students!

noobiepoobie · 1464 points · Posted at 13:31:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Onomatopoeia is an onomatopoeia because of the way that it is.

jjjbbbb · 411 points · Posted at 13:36:46 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's pretty neat

Xendarq · 117 points · Posted at 13:45:33 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's what my students said!

drylube · 32 points · Posted at 15:26:16 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

to you

[deleted] · 42 points · Posted at 16:05:08 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

for you

Yetkinler · 29 points · Posted at 16:12:12 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

U U U U

frog_licker · 6 points · Posted at 18:16:56 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Top meme, friend.

AC3R665 · 13 points · Posted at 16:32:45 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Your a big guy.

acmercer · 6 points · Posted at 19:08:40 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point from my students.

Astrognome · 16 points · Posted at 21:26:53 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

How neat is that?

GifftedIdeas · 21 points · Posted at 16:21:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You know it's an aspen from the way it is!

Johncrates · 10 points · Posted at 16:14:30 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point. It's not so much the wording as it is the tone.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 05:16:01 on April 3, 2016 · (Permalink)

G dangit

[deleted] · 72 points · Posted at 14:32:01 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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AK_Happy · 40 points · Posted at 15:17:58 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Wife made a GOOD point. We are all myths on this blessed day.

Blessed4Yourself · -28 points · Posted at 15:18:29 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

Oikeus_niilo · 18 points · Posted at 16:57:29 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I used to joke about it! "Wouldnt it be funny if onomatopoeia would be onomatopoetic word" My girlfriend at the time didnt have the same humor as me (and Ken M apparently)

Geotan00 · 7 points · Posted at 00:56:12 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Did not realize the -poeia was a form of "poet" until you posted that. TIL.

WyzeGye · 7 points · Posted at 01:41:13 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a common and enduring myth.

hansjens47 · 20 points · Posted at 13:59:16 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)*

/r/woahdude

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hansjens47 · 11 points · Posted at 14:19:08 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

whoops.

[deleted] · 39 points · Posted at 15:41:43 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

/r/whoopsdude

K3R3G3 · 6 points · Posted at 15:38:21 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think he sort of blew his cover there.

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MasterEmp · 35 points · Posted at 15:16:37 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

. ⬅GOOD POINT

workitloud · 1 points · Posted at 18:04:08 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

well, now you do! :)

Blessed4Yourself · -35 points · Posted at 15:00:59 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

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President_of_Memes · -17 points · Posted at 15:16:02 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:00:19 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

But is he wrong!??!?

Swagstah · 1 points · Posted at 05:30:33 on March 29, 2016 · (Permalink)

thats the way god made it

[deleted] · -12 points · Posted at 15:07:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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AyoGeo · 16 points · Posted at 15:18:57 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You sound just like my students!

babwawawa · 243 points · Posted at 15:04:40 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

People are onto Ken M. Look at his upvotes.

8bitslime · 127 points · Posted at 15:25:16 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

The one with only upvotes was really funny, he deserved it.

heefledger · 7 points · Posted at 19:05:34 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Is it a real person? Or just a pseudonym for anyone trying to good around?

MrGameAmpersandWatch · 16 points · Posted at 21:28:29 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's not a real person but it's being made by one person. He's even mod here.

PlanetMarklar · 11 points · Posted at 01:55:36 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

/u/KennyEmmy

b_ukkake · 5 points · Posted at 00:11:10 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's not a real person? That's a bit hard!

MrGameAmpersandWatch · 11 points · Posted at 00:16:23 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

We are all kenm on this blessed day.

Blessed4Yourself · 2 points · Posted at 00:16:38 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

42undead2 · 2 points · Posted at 10:38:39 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

I am ALL Ken M on this blessed day.

Speak4YourBlessedDay · -3 points · Posted at 00:16:48 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

[deleted] · 29 points · Posted at 19:22:57 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ken M is supposed to be the image of a stereotypical old man, with no idea what he is talking about on the Internet, it's become a growing phenomenon recently.

atomic1fire · 6 points · Posted at 05:44:00 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)*

I always assumed Ken M was like two or three commenting "personalities" intended to make fun of internet commenters in general. It might all be one old man, but I've always thought that it's easier to treat the sometimes conflicting comments as separate characters all named Ken M.

Like he makes fun of people, but sometimes he's just making fun of how nasty and vitriolic people get when confronted with someone they think is dumb, or what lengths someone will go to help someone they think is ignorant even though they're just missing the joke. Some of his product support requests on facebook must be absolutely ridiculous for customer support people.

Hey oscar meyer if you soak these hot dogs in a tub overnight they grow larger and can feed a whole family.

TheBoozehammer · 9 points · Posted at 20:07:17 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Do you mean is it one person, or multiple using the same name? It is one guy.

ScrewAttackThis · 2 points · Posted at 02:10:29 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a character made by one person. There are fakes but they're usually not that good.

fuckingriot · 8 points · Posted at 23:28:38 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I mean, this was from four years ago

babwawawa · 2 points · Posted at 01:06:35 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Good point, but the age of the article isn't necessarily indicative of the age of the troll. Try to find his comment in the original thread (you can't - it's not there anymore). I'm guessing he posts, gets responses, and removes his posts.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 05:24:16 on April 2, 2016 · (Permalink)

I just started browsing this subreddit 15 minutes ago. Holy shit I am in tears, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

ShockingPhantasm · 69 points · Posted at 15:07:28 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love how his random onomatopoeia line has three upvotes and no downvotes

UshankaDalek · 234 points · Posted at 14:12:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

seems like all the non-local brunch places are out of town

saranowitz · 69 points · Posted at 14:47:49 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

somehow I think this rascally little cutup is gonna be just fine ;)

sudonathan · 16 points · Posted at 15:28:06 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Lost it at "cutup". What does that even mean?

robbyalaska907420 · 16 points · Posted at 15:33:56 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

if I said "you are quite the cut up" it would mean that you are funny.

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 15:37:10 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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workitloud · 14 points · Posted at 18:05:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Quiet the cut up.

the_gilded_dan_man · 2 points · Posted at 21:04:02 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Please

ProllyJustWantsKarma · 6 points · Posted at 23:00:08 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

clap

the_gilded_dan_man · 1 points · Posted at 23:06:06 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Here, have some karma.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:16:06 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

A prankster, a jokester, a lovable scamp

five_hammers_hamming · 1 points · Posted at 18:06:55 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's a rascal.

handbanana6 · 1 points · Posted at 20:52:40 on May 24, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah, but nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

parsifal · 331 points · Posted at 13:29:57 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Instant classic! Especially the last comment and the one about onomatopoeia sounding like itself.

BoxOfSnoo · 108 points · Posted at 15:38:17 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Only when it is spoken aloud.

YcantweBfrients · 54 points · Posted at 16:40:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Just tried it, pretty cool!

the_gilded_dan_man · -3 points · Posted at 20:59:06 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

cool!

Uhm... yeeaaaaahhh...

mginatl · 3 points · Posted at 00:00:11 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

That is a common and enduring myth.

Jaz_the_Nagai · 37 points · Posted at 17:26:12 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

the one about onomatopoeia sounding like itself.

There are actually some linguistic/metaphysical arguments agreeing with him.

RedCanada · 5 points · Posted at 18:56:04 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah, that was Saussure who made that point I think

-Coop- · 4 points · Posted at 10:27:36 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point from Saussure

Jaz_the_Nagai · 3 points · Posted at 19:02:10 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

parsifal · 2 points · Posted at 15:23:11 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Vidal Sassoon — sa-lon style

24Aids37 · 3 points · Posted at 09:19:40 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

I was thinking about that and it does seem correct.

Jaz_the_Nagai · -1 points · Posted at 14:28:23 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

All words are what they are because of what they sound like.

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 17:26:23 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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workitloud · 7 points · Posted at 18:07:28 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Braille has good points.

ZincHead · 6 points · Posted at 17:19:17 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Especially the other two parts too

Colonelfudgenustard · 36 points · Posted at 16:08:14 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I think Ken's students are going to be just fine.

LiquidSilver · 55 points · Posted at 15:44:30 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

The word 'onomatopoeia' is also an onomatopoeia because it's derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud.

This makes too much sense. Does that make 'onomatopoeia' autological too?

0xFFF1 · 25 points · Posted at 18:59:08 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

"A tautology is tautological" is an example of a tautology.

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 23:03:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He said "autological," as in autological vs. heterological.

Evilux · 7 points · Posted at 05:44:47 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm sorry but I identify as homological

0xFFF1 · -1 points · Posted at 23:55:22 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

[deleted] · 25 points · Posted at 17:58:24 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Portmanteau is a portmanteau. It combines the words "portmanteau" and "portmanteau".

ScrewAttackThis · 12 points · Posted at 02:13:40 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a common and enduring myth. It's actually a portmanteau of "portmanteau" and "".

Blessed4Yourself · 3 points · Posted at 02:14:11 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

Speak4YourBlessedDay · 1 points · Posted at 02:13:58 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

ScrewAttackThis · 7 points · Posted at 02:16:56 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

These bots are dumb.

Blessed4Yourself · 4 points · Posted at 03:00:53 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Please, /u/ScrewAttackThis, tell us you didn't really mean that!

powderblock · 3 points · Posted at 20:25:05 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point.

Rotating_Jesus · 17 points · Posted at 16:41:35 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Behold: The origin story of "a common and enduring myth."

Daggertrout · 17 points · Posted at 16:55:02 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a common and enduring myth.

double_expressho · 1 points · Posted at 19:01:46 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh OK I didn't know.

goodcleanchristianfu · 0 points · Posted at 20:17:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point

Jay-Em · 2 points · Posted at 23:32:40 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's cool to know. It's my favorite KenM phrase and has started creeping into my own vocabulary...

ireter294 · 29 points · Posted at 14:34:06 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Man I didn't know Ken M was a teacher! Can he teach one of my classes?

AyoGeo · 47 points · Posted at 14:49:16 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Are you a squirrel?

yoanon · 14 points · Posted at 14:57:50 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I am a wife

jonomw · 6 points · Posted at 14:59:33 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Then yes.

workitloud · 2 points · Posted at 18:06:43 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Then, know.

YcantweBfrients · 13 points · Posted at 16:40:50 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He's teaching you right now. This is the school of life. Please put away your cellphone.

Omegaile · 2 points · Posted at 21:03:06 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

But I'm browsing on my smartphone.

DulcetFox · 7 points · Posted at 18:23:33 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He teaches entomology and ideology, two unrelated subjects that were combined due to austerity measures.

jb2386 · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:51 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh man a Ken M TV show where he is a teacher would be awesome!

wqtraz · 36 points · Posted at 14:53:38 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

"No wonder our teachers are under attack." What a dick.

SaucyFingers · 12 points · Posted at 15:45:33 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hey Charlie there's free brunch in the break room.

darkshaddow42 · 35 points · Posted at 14:05:51 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

A common and enduring repost.

littleM0TH · 20 points · Posted at 14:29:18 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Please limit your reposts of KenM.

robbyalaska907420 · 21 points · Posted at 15:35:49 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

please limit your reposts of KenM to common and enduring myths about KenM

Predatormagnet · 1 points · Posted at 21:11:58 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

KenM can make GOOD points on his stove

ThatFag · 5 points · Posted at 18:58:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

"The word 'onomatopoeia' is also an onomatopoeia because it's derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud."

Wow, just wow. All this brilliance oozing from one man! Just incredible.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:44 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

I love it, because it implies that all words are autoonomatopoetic.

kingeryck · 3 points · Posted at 16:33:53 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He should've used another portmanteau in his response.

workitloud · 3 points · Posted at 18:09:11 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He carries his own luggage, thank you very much.

Releventcomments · 3 points · Posted at 15:41:40 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

What the fuck is E talking about?

Ironfruit · 30 points · Posted at 16:06:59 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

He is correctly saying that "brunch" is a portmanteau. It's when a word is the combination of two other words, but not the full words. 'Brunch' is a portmanteau of 'breakfast' and 'lunch'!

rawrimawaffle · 19 points · Posted at 16:16:28 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

the way he says it makes it seem like he thinks "portmanteau" means "derived from the sound one makes when enjoying a good mean"

ILoveLamp9 · 14 points · Posted at 17:24:46 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I enjoy a good mean from time to time myself, but honestly, the overall presentation is just average.

rawrimawaffle · 6 points · Posted at 17:55:21 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

i'm leaving it like that

TacoExcellence · 1 points · Posted at 19:50:25 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yeah that's what I thought he was saying as well.

Releventcomments · 5 points · Posted at 16:10:27 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I never knew that. Thanks for the correction.

poloassassin · 12 points · Posted at 17:53:28 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

~~I never knew that. Thanks for the correction.~~ Oh ok I didn't know

FTFY

CthuIhu · 2 points · Posted at 22:40:26 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

The idea that the Ken M persona should have students is fucking genius

themaster217 · 2 points · Posted at 10:42:27 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a common and enduring myths about KenM.

Tanker0921 · 2 points · Posted at 15:24:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

We are all Ken M on this blessed day

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Blessed4Yourself · -11 points · Posted at 15:25:17 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Speak for yourself.

jesselikesfood · 0 points · Posted at 14:42:43 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I don't think this is our beloved Ken M. Although his premise is ridiculous, his sentences are too coherent and grammatically correct

metamet · 17 points · Posted at 15:21:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

May we please get a confirmation, /u/KennyEmmy ?

KennyEmmy · 55 points · Posted at 16:07:18 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yes this is a voice I rarely use (smug-yet-incorrect academic) but I love doing that character too

[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 16:22:03 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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KennyEmmy · 21 points · Posted at 17:01:34 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh good, I should dust that one off

GifftedIdeas · 8 points · Posted at 16:25:10 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hi Ken! BIG fan of your work!

KennyEmmy · 8 points · Posted at 17:00:52 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hey, great to meet you and many thanks

crimsonbuccaneer · 26 points · Posted at 14:44:07 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You sound just like my students!

TheThingy · 7 points · Posted at 14:44:37 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That "onomatopoeia is an onomatopoeia" line was classic though

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 19:42:34 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Smite the unbeliever

Dorylaus · 2 points · Posted at 17:49:33 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Have you considered staying classy?

[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 19:00:57 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

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HTWFAIPMM · 2 points · Posted at 19:59:27 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is from 2012, before this subreddit was even created. If you scroll down to January 2012 on Ken's tumblr you can even see this image.

GifftedIdeas · 1 points · Posted at 16:23:14 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

His responses are GOOD in this. He (she?) is on his/her game lately

nwsm · 1 points · Posted at 04:51:37 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

This is from forever ago

jimlast3 · 1 points · Posted at 17:17:41 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

TIL that it's not onomanopoeia , it's onomatopoeia

workitloud · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:22 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

WIFE says you are thinking of Onanopoeia. Keep that private, please.

screamingnaked · 1 points · Posted at 17:57:37 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I'm in the bathroom pooping right now and after I read the comment "The word 'onomatopoeia' is also an onomatopoeia because it is derived from the sound produced when the word is spoken aloud." I shot a giant blob of snot on the floor from laughing so hard all of a sudden

workitloud · 2 points · Posted at 18:12:22 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That snot is a byproduct of Onanopoeia. Keep it to yourself, please.

Thanks Obama

Longroadtonowhere_ · 1 points · Posted at 18:42:27 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

I really like BillJ's response. I works if KenM is being silly or if he is serious, and used the correct version of your.

owlshEaD · 1 points · Posted at 21:01:32 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That is not what you are talking about

gymnasticRug · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:28 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

God, yahoo commenters are bigger dicks than any other website.

usernumber36 · 1 points · Posted at 02:14:53 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

this guy has got to be someone's dad

ex0th3rmic · 1 points · Posted at 03:06:05 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

MY SIDES

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 05:48:07 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

The bait-taking "squirrel" line ranks among the best swallowing lines, and Ken's final zinger is sublime.

Ken, you've outdone yourself.

E-Squid · 1 points · Posted at 10:03:01 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's interesting to see the more... intelligent-sounding (but still dumb) posts, because they feel like another persona entirely.

Dumb_Dick_Sandwich · 1 points · Posted at 12:47:55 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

Hahaha that's fucking gold.

Gnashtaru · 1 points · Posted at 09:34:52 on April 13, 2016 · (Permalink)

OMG I'm so glad I found this sub.

Metal_Devil · 1 points · Posted at 15:59:55 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

WOW I don't know Ken was a teacher

[deleted] · -10 points · Posted at 15:06:15 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

So.. this guy is just a troll right?

[deleted] · 42 points · Posted at 15:07:34 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Oh, honey

1millionbucks · 11 points · Posted at 15:10:45 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Yo sweet summah chile

woohoo · 17 points · Posted at 15:16:48 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

That's a common and enduring myth.

forkbrush2 · 10 points · Posted at 15:18:54 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Also a common and enduring myth

LiquidSilver · 5 points · Posted at 15:42:29 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

It's called a troll because of the sound it makes when it's said out loud.

YcantweBfrients · 3 points · Posted at 16:41:52 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

You sound like one of his students!

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:43:16 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

ask /u/KennyEmmy yourself... afaik he's a writer.

bathroomstalin · -1 points · Posted at 20:12:09 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Ken M fans are worse than [Ken M le reference]

mellowmonk · -1 points · Posted at 23:50:22 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

If Ken M. said that he teaches at Bob Jones University, then I'd believe he's real.

RawHamful · 1 points · Posted at 01:09:16 on March 28, 2016 · (Permalink)

*Job Bones University ;)

psycho-logical · -3 points · Posted at 21:04:11 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

Isn't "brunch" just a word hungover people use instead of breakfast?

Speak4YourBlessedDay · -2 points · Posted at 21:04:24 on March 27, 2016 · (Permalink)

GOOD point