Idk who keeps upvoting the shower thoughts posts every day but they must be the same kinds of people who eat nothing but chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese.
"C4 is angry Play-doh" is currently on their front page. like 2 weeks ago "gunpowder is angry sand" was on there. Coming up with a cutesy way to say something isn't a shower thought!!!
Neckbeards once again baffled by the passage of time.
[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 13:01:05 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
that sub has become r/rant . people somehow mistake it with facebook where u can write whatever bs on and ppl would still interact. i still leave it subbed but boi, the amount of "mind blowing" posts is pathetically absymal.
Yeah, that post really bothered me too. Considering a lot of song lyrics are applicable to life. I still do enjoy a decent amount of the shower thoughts so I am still hanging on. It is going downhill though. It's only a matter of time before I drop that sub.
"Rebecca black is right once a week,
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
[...]
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards"
zzcolby · 3 points · Posted at 14:34:41 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
THIS IS SO DEEP OMG KAREN YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS IT'S SO DEEP BRO
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skowie- · 988 points · Posted at 07:32:46 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
“time passes”
sexualised_pears · 309 points · Posted at 07:57:21 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
BuT tHeY mEnTiOnEd SmAsH mOuTh
QueerCalamari · 170 points · Posted at 12:05:38 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
dude Shrek lmao
kiaha · 17 points · Posted at 05:26:42 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
What bothers me most about the Shrek references is it overshadows Mystery Men, where All Star was featured first.
I wish Mystery Men got as much love as Shrek :(
sbtreavuen · 58 points · Posted at 09:04:58 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/ThatsHowThingsWork
Infidel6 · 74 points · Posted at 13:57:16 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Idk who keeps upvoting the shower thoughts posts every day but they must be the same kinds of people who eat nothing but chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese.
WhyIHateTheInternet · 31 points · Posted at 16:25:20 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
No, my daughter isn't allowed on the internet yet.
cosmocreamer · 12 points · Posted at 18:58:28 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
This comment is so accurate it’s scary. Very hilarious. Kudos to you.
[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 19:54:26 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
holy shit this is strangely accurate
PlatinumPlayZ · 2 points · Posted at 22:44:56 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
i dont upvote those sorts of things
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:54:32 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
It's gotta be a bot or something
[deleted] · 500 points · Posted at 08:01:28 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
I comment this on every fucking thread, but my breaking point was when "dogs are just wolves we domesticated" blew up before it was deleted
BuildingArmor · 216 points · Posted at 09:07:56 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Maybe someone got the Encyclopedia Britannica for Christmas and was just flipping through in th shower.
Shower thought: The aardvark excavates branching burrows, usually 2–3 metres long but sometimes up to 13 metres, with several sleeping chambers.
kinghardlyanything · 31 points · Posted at 09:36:11 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Just wait until you start thinking about armadillos in the shower. You are in for some really trippy thoughts then
[deleted] · 29 points · Posted at 15:59:57 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
In two years it's just going to be
Showerthought: Showering is just cleaning yourself with water.
Showerthought: Peanut butter is peanuts.
Showrthought: My mom was screwing the cable guy
DarkFalconPanther · 12 points · Posted at 04:10:32 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
Showerthought: My uncle raped me when I was young
Saving_Is_Golden · 5 points · Posted at 04:39:27 on December 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
well, it was a choice between the cable guy being her best friend or her worst enemy.
Betchenstein · 6 points · Posted at 12:52:42 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Somebody had a report due on Space
[deleted] · 291 points · Posted at 06:51:03 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
jesus christ. there’s just no moderation in the sub anymore
I_POST_ON_THE_DONALD · 125 points · Posted at 11:32:41 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
No need to. Their automod removes 99.9% of posts.
Des8Bit · 71 points · Posted at 12:07:44 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
including all the good ones if the content of the sub is any indication
ZoroeArc · 22 points · Posted at 16:52:00 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Every time I try to post, it gets deleted
xr3llx · 15 points · Posted at 18:51:29 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Unsubbed and filtered it out of spite a long time ago
SourSackAttack · 2 points · Posted at 01:59:42 on March 20, 2019 · (Permalink)
looks like your post contains word play, go fuck yourself
I wonder how so much bullshit makes it through...
[deleted] · 134 points · Posted at 07:38:09 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
"The water's getting warm so you might as well swim" - Famed climate scientist Steve Harwell
SuicidalNinja · 94 points · Posted at 12:16:04 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Smash mouth was right all along, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
theguyfromuncle420 · 63 points · Posted at 08:08:33 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Subs an absolute joke lmao Do the mods even care anymore
shorty6049 · 56 points · Posted at 16:17:59 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
"C4 is angry Play-doh" is currently on their front page. like 2 weeks ago "gunpowder is angry sand" was on there. Coming up with a cutesy way to say something isn't a shower thought!!!
vinnycent1310 · 28 points · Posted at 12:46:57 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Literally the same reason I unsubbed today, so stupid
SuperGanondorf · 8 points · Posted at 06:25:55 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yup, me too. Why the fuck do people upvote this garbage?
SourSackAttack · 2 points · Posted at 02:01:04 on March 20, 2019 · (Permalink)
Being 14 is a hard drug to kick.
Slugdoge · 27 points · Posted at 14:24:15 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like every other post on this sub is about r/showerthoughts
WhyIHateTheInternet · 15 points · Posted at 16:26:37 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
More than a feeling
nicho125 · 15 points · Posted at 18:01:55 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Showerthought: Boston was right all along, it's more than a feeling
aParanoidIronman · 3 points · Posted at 01:09:08 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
no variation gonna unsub soon smh
Saving_Is_Golden · 3 points · Posted at 04:41:30 on December 7, 2018 · (Permalink)
same. I got sick of all the showerthoughts posts. I only come here occasionally now.
Kayadrian · 42 points · Posted at 07:44:36 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
"Water is wet"
babyinatrenchoat · 2 points · Posted at 20:53:06 on May 6, 2019 · (Permalink)
it isn't
Sprayface · 8 points · Posted at 13:38:44 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Has it always been this bad? Or have the past few months been especially terrible?
BravidR · 6 points · Posted at 20:53:57 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
I feel like it's gotten especially bad lately
SublaciniateCarboloy · 7 points · Posted at 19:04:33 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Neckbeards once again baffled by the passage of time.
[deleted] · 13 points · Posted at 13:01:05 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
that sub has become r/rant . people somehow mistake it with facebook where u can write whatever bs on and ppl would still interact. i still leave it subbed but boi, the amount of "mind blowing" posts is pathetically absymal.
4LokoButtHash · 17 points · Posted at 07:32:58 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Yeah, that post really bothered me too. Considering a lot of song lyrics are applicable to life. I still do enjoy a decent amount of the shower thoughts so I am still hanging on. It is going downhill though. It's only a matter of time before I drop that sub.
lewisgc56 · 4 points · Posted at 11:39:04 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
I literally just did the same thing
Betchenstein · 3 points · Posted at 12:53:05 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
EAT THE EGGS SMASHMOUTH
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:15:32 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Wrong forum
JBagelMan · 3 points · Posted at 16:00:51 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Damn I’m always amazed by what stupid stuff gets thousands of upvotes and gold.
trashmemes22 · 3 points · Posted at 17:25:13 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
I thought this was the most stupid thing i had seen on their aswell especially considering 16 thousand upvotes jc
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 07:23:26 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
Time keeps on slippin slippin intothe futureeeee!
FiskFisk33 · 3 points · Posted at 11:15:41 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
zzcolby · 3 points · Posted at 14:34:41 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
THIS IS SO DEEP OMG KAREN YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS IT'S SO DEEP BRO
FrizzFrenzy · 2 points · Posted at 07:57:59 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Same.
TitanBrass · 2 points · Posted at 18:30:17 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
r/technicallythetruth
rmDJG · 2 points · Posted at 06:04:32 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
"This thing is actually just like this thing", the subreddit
WhyIHateTheInternet · 4 points · Posted at 16:28:00 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
/u/imjustadudeguy explain yourself!
imjustadudeguy · -5 points · Posted at 17:44:11 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
I think it’s hilarious how mad everyone is
WhyIHateTheInternet · 3 points · Posted at 00:42:12 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
I'm not mad. Just messing with you.
Ectogasmm · 4 points · Posted at 00:28:55 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
Hey no one's mad... Just dissapointed.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:02:08 on December 6, 2018 · (Permalink)
The mods should limit the number of times the same sub can be called out in a week.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:05:34 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
ew
BattleCried · 1 points · Posted at 08:19:15 on April 12, 2019 · (Permalink)
“Time does pass”
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:19 on April 29, 2019 · (Permalink)
lol
smurgludorg · -19 points · Posted at 10:30:22 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
You know this is basically a parody of shitty showerthoughts... right? You must understand that
TheGreatfanBR · 20 points · Posted at 10:57:25 on December 5, 2018 · (Permalink)
Sure