What's great about roadhouse is you think you're not going to get to see the blonde chick's tits, but then you do.
There are a couple scenes where it seems like she's going to whip her tits out, but she doesn't. And you're like, "Ah, man, I'm never going to see those tits."
But here's the thing: You do. You do see those tits.
6th Sense. Memento. Se7en. I've seen a lot of twist endings. But none of them compare to that titty surprise.
"What's great about roadhouse is you think you're not going to get to see the blonde chick's tits, but then you do.
There are a couple scenes where it seems like she's going to whip her tits out, but she doesn't. And you're like, "Ah, man, I'm never going to see those tits."
But here's the thing: You do. You do see those tits.
6th Sense. Memento. Se7en. I've seen a lot of twist endings. But none of them compare to that titty surprise."
[deleted] · 116 points · Posted at 19:21:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Yelp review.
Double Deuce, in Jasper, Missouri
★☆☆☆☆
Worst bar ever! Fights break out at least once a week. The furniture is banged up and poorly patched. The place is always dusty and cluttered. The food is lousy and bar service is terrible. The owner goes around with a blonde bimbo acting like he's the shit. The big bouncer guy struts around like a rooster punching customers just because. His buddy just stands there all night smoking and staring at people. They let a pimp hang out with his slutty girl asking guys to touch her breasts for $20. I kid you not! I didn't even finish my beer before another brawl broke out. Never going back! Avoid this one folks.
I absolutely love it. Many of my friends recommended it to me for a while but after Rami Malek won an Emmy for best actor (main character Elliot), I gave it a shot. Addicted wouldn't describe my attachment to this show.
Gorgrim · 515 points · Posted at 11:19:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
To an extent, they established she'd have sex with someone for money. However she doesn't consider herself cheap, which is what Mr Churchill is revealing himself as by offering such an insultingly low amount.
I don't know if those are true, but it certainly makes him more human than the typical super-witty comebacks attributed to him.
Therwaf · 47 points · Posted at 16:52:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
They're not. Those are a bunch if stories that usually end with one of his quips, but they replaced them with normal insults.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 19:21:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The House of Commons is still blessed with the likes of Dennis Skinner. He's usually good entertainment during the Queen's Speech.
[deleted] · -18 points · Posted at 17:15:13 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
comical to certain extend, yes, but you can't tell that to the president of a nation that saved England's defenceless, doomed, worthless ass from total extinction. You just don't do that, no matter what, especially when it is uncalled for and in his own house.
How was England in any way defenceless, doomed, worthless or in any way near total extinction. You need to brush up on your history mate. Something called The Battle of Britain happened long before the Yanks decided to get involved. So shove it up your ass you ugly cunt.
Britain held out against the nazis for over two years whilst all of europe had fallen and USA were uncommited. America came into the war as if they had not, you would have been next on the list once europe was totally dominated. In the end you saved your own asses.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:53:27 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Britain was on US welfare lifeline the entire time. Just like in ww1. You were being pumped with tons of supplies like food and ammunition that was keeping you alive. All you had to do was hide under your beds until some dumb ass attacked USA and forced them into the war. ww1 the dumb as was Germany, which sank one of those American ships that was supporting you; ww2 it was Japan...
God, you're such a ridiculous nation. Your entire existence is completely thanks to the USA. So I suggest you bend over to your good willing patrons and let them have their way with you or you'll be learning new languages after ww3. Probably Turkish or some shit like that.
If a man offers to buy your fridge for a million dollars, and you, being endowed with common good sense, recognize the opportunity and comply, have you suddenly become a fridge salesman?
And then the man retracts the offer, and lowers the price to $5. He then says, we've already established that you're a fridge salesman. We are now haggling about the price. Is he right? Are you a fridge salesman?
And then he rejects that, saying, "You fool, I won't pay such a ludicrous price. I simply wanted to make a humorous observation that you are a fridge salesman, you just weren't aware of it until now." Regardless of the gentleman's intentions, should you be considered a fridge salesman because of the fact that you for one moment considered selling your fridge? Is it possible to be a fridge salesman for a fleeting moment?
"No need to retract the offer, I've accepted, and a verbal contract is binding. I'm a reasonable person, I'm willing to settle out of court at this point for $200,000. But if you reject this offer and we get the lawyers involved in afraid that will be off the table."
99sec · 4 points · Posted at 17:33:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wait did this really happen? I'm just trying to figure out if this is a reddit inside joke or real event
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 16:25:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
I'd argue that the impact of the famous quote lies in the fact that he low-balled her after offering the ridiculous amount not in an attempt to haggle, but in an attempt to point out that she had demonstrated a willingness to have sex for money.
He isn't being cheap; he's being deliberately obtuse in order to call her a whore by her own words.
Gorgrim · 3 points · Posted at 20:13:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Let's be honest, who wouldn't have sex for a ridiculous amount of money? She is just being honest about that fact it costs a lot for her, but she still has standards.
I'm not arguing that she is wrong. Just pointing out that I don't think the intent of the interaction was for people to think that Churchill was being cheap.
Gorgrim · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh, I'm sure Churchill, assuming this is true, did not mean to come off as the cheap one here. But just because that was not his intent, doesn't mean that is how it can sound to anyone really thinking about what was said.
The woman he said this to wasn't just any woman, it was Lady Astor. They had a history of trying to outwit each other at parties.
Gorgrim · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:29 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I find that hard to believe. Why would Lady Astor agree to the first proposal if they were social rivals? So many other replies would have mocked Churchill for making the proposal in the first place.
True, but they likely were drunk and didn't take the conversation seriously. If she says no to the first question the exchange is over and she doesn't find out where he was going with it.
Ugsley · 0 points · Posted at 00:52:33 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why? Whores are cool. Cheapskates are infinitely less pleasent people.
nermid · 13 points · Posted at 16:11:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why? Whores are cool.
Maybe as a client. I've known a few outside of their whoring hours, and they've generally got a...let's call it a "tenuous grasp of the concept of self-control." That sounds better than "awful streak of narcissistic rage."
You can map both supply and demand on graphs, both with reference to price. Typically the two lines are draw on the same graph for comparison and analysis, but it's not ridiculous to have either line independent of the other.
What we're seeing here is that as the price of a service decreases, more people would be willing to pay for said service. Hence, as price decreases, relative demand will generally increase.
Source - I Study Economics
nermid · 4 points · Posted at 16:07:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You study economics, and yet you're not charging for this information?
It is, but only when you take into account supply and demand as the things you looking at. Typically the x-axis is quantity and y-axis is price. I don't care about supply in my first comment. I only care about demand and price.
Gorgrim · 0 points · Posted at 17:59:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
If someone makes an offer, then immediately offers much less, you know the first offer was not that honest and further negotiations are near meaningless. Also, offering much less than what could have been considered the going rate is cheap.
I mean, not really. I wouldn't look down upon anyone who would sleep with someone for for 5 million pounds. I bet ya any woman or man you asked would have sex with you for thaþ amount, atleast i hope so, because i'd do a lot worse :)
I'd be concerned I wouldn't be able to perform as a top. But for 5 million I'd certainly try.
Malak77 · 1 points · Posted at 12:48:30 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I have news for you, I used to do service calls at the homes of very rich people and they are not any happier than the common person. They always have contractors at the house, huge vacations to plan(something I hate with a passion), one or both spouses is away for long periods of time because they travel for a living or they are a business owner. I estimate that maybe 3-5% at most were cheery. I can also now confirm personally since my mortgage is paid-off and I have over 6 figures in the bank. I feel some less stress due to no mortgage payment, but it still costs ~$500 a month to live in my house with taxes and insurance so that worry will always be there till the day I die. So, NO, I would not do a gay act for any amount of money, period.
Ever had your power shut off? Been evicted from a place with nowhere to stay? Went without food because you didn't have any money to buy any and you had only recently applied for a food stamp card.
Sure, after a certain amount of money there are disparaiging returns. But I don't think I'd ever get to a point where I wouldn't do butt stuff for $5 million. I could have a billion dollars already and still think, "Well its an easy 5 million." Its not my sexual preference but I see nothing wrong with it and would probably do worse things for that amount of money.
Malak77 · 1 points · Posted at 15:33:22 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think the diff is that you see nothing wrong with it. Where do you draw the line though? Sex with the dead, animals, kids? Anal is just gross to me.
Drawing the line would be hurting other people or breaking the law. Or hurting myself enough to die or be disabled for life. Outside of that, pretty much open for anything.
Malak77 · 1 points · Posted at 15:52:58 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Glad you have some limits. :-D
glurrgh · 15 points · Posted at 17:04:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
thaþ
What's with the "þ", are you using a different keyboard?
No :D, i was on my phone and accidentally held the T for slightly too long, but i am swedish and all my keyboards have a nordic layout.
Truth be told however, i spotted the mistake right after i left the comment and intentionally left it in for fun because i knew someone would notice it since i bet that letter isn't too common in misspellings :D
glurrgh · 1 points · Posted at 00:55:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bravo.
casey82 · 5 points · Posted at 18:49:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Of course you wouldn't. Many,many women will readily sell themselves for a meal and a couple of drinks. But be a realistic, for 5 million, we're likely talking more of a divorce type situation.
The joke is hypocritical. I believe Churchill would most definitely suck someone's dick for $10 billion dollars. Okay $1 trillion even.
Now he's a dick-sucking whore, too!
Turns out "what you'd do for an infinite sum of money aka economic power, sexual influence, political influence" does not mean "what you'd normally do in day to day life or even extreme situations."
Actually he was never good with money, and often needed to loans from friends to stay solvent. He Lived a lavish lifestyle but he never had much extra cash sitting around. I doubt he ever had anything close to £5MM unless it was right after he inherited a bunch of money from his wife's family.
He became more solvent later in life as his earning power from simply being retired as a major political figure allowed him to live the lifestyle he was accustomed to and still have money lying about.
Earlier in life he was frequently in financial straits and would write, quite successfully, to fill the gap.
One thing that is rarely addressed about Churchill is that he suffered from depression. Prevented him from being more successful earlier in life.
Laez · 3 points · Posted at 20:16:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Britain forgot Winnie double-quick, giving him extraordinary war-time power was not wrong, but it was time to limit it. The US still has imperial Executive Overreach; 15 years after 9/11?
I don't get a chance to read everything on here so if you didn't repost I would have NEVER seen this so thank you...and if you have anymore put em up....there will always be ignorant people that have to speak even if it is complaining ....again thank you for posting
Yeah, and the lady had a good point too. Churchill was as ugly as a dog's butt and he'd have to shell out serious money for anyone to get it on with Jim
See, i always gave the person a beating for that kind of stuff. I dont get how someone says 'oh, well you got me dur dur dur'. I dont play loopholes, then again i dont allow others to pay me to be humiliated ( i can do that all on my own)
[deleted] · 111 points · Posted at 17:20:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
I mean you could smash an egg on someone's head anyway, the $20 is just the price that they're not going to beat you up for it.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 20:56:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Except you said "can." Because he agreed to it, you could do it, so you owe him the $20. If you chose not to, that's on you. If you had said "I'll give you $20 if I smash these two eggs on your head," then you'd be off the hook if you only smashed one.
parchy66 · 134 points · Posted at 16:47:19 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Then the man took his mask off and proclaimed, "Haha! I'm not God! I just ride the bus!" At which point the lady took off her mask and replied, "I know! I'm the bus driver!!"
There are 2 others which in the 90's you could probably get away with one of them.
I bet you 50p I can make your breasts wobble without touching them. Then give em a good old grope and wobble and proclaim that was worth 50p.
I bet you 50p I can down your pint without touching it. Then you pick up the pint down it and give the guy 50p. A pint cost about £1.50 in the 90's.
I tried number 2 once but got a black eye and thick lip for my trouble. You could have probably got away with number 1 in the 90's but sure you would get a sexual assault charge today.
allwein · 26 points · Posted at 21:53:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You could still get away with number 1 today, but then you need to run for American president as a Republican.
[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 19:03:16 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
There was a joke a while back about how r/jokes of the future is just a bunch of numbered posts because the jokes have been used so much that people just assigned them numbers.
mr78rpm · 7 points · Posted at 21:06:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And there was a joke in the 1970s about how people in a prison would just yell out a number and other guys would laugh. A visitor asked what it was all about and was told "we all know the jokes, so we just call out the number of the one we want to tell."
I believe it is in Proverbs that it's said "there is nothing new under the sun."
up48 · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:30 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
"My dad died and my grandfather died and my great grandfather died and the guy before him, I dunno, probably died. I come from a long line of death." - Norm
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 15:10:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:30:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's ok, I get away with that kind of stuff because I'm a star.
Onetap1 · 5 points · Posted at 19:26:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
She opens her blouse and the man bites her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually he finishes, she buttons her blouse and he says, "That'll be $1000, please."
I've heard from alot of smart people. Incredible people. I don't know, but they told me that $1000 was too much to pay to bite a beautiful woman's breasts. It's just something that I've heard from reliable sources, but they've told me... They said that the most attractive women want to be grabbed by the pussy. Just grab them by the pussy. When your a celebrity you can just, you can grab their pussy. I was in a locker room and some very talented people told me that they want it. She wants it. You can just grab her pussy and it's ok because she wants it.
Haus16 · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:43 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I watched a porno where this happened a week ago
Elfere · 1 points · Posted at 02:31:17 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
"i used to fuck guys like you in jail"
A line I've actually used. Keep in mind, im 100 pounds, and the guys in said it to stopped dead in their tracks.
xlyfzox · -6 points · Posted at 20:51:00 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Donald would have bit them twice and have the Mexicans pay for it.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:17 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm kinda curious how the posted joke brought politics, and specifically Trump, into your mind.
xlyfzox · -1 points · Posted at 00:53:16 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
A dude groping a woman, offering money for it, and then not paying and you still cannot see the Trump reference? How did it brought politics? I don't know if you are in the US, but it is everywhere dude.
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Wcm1982 · 1720 points · Posted at 14:05:58 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This is how the bar brawl started in the Patrick Swayze movie "Roadhouse"
hezdokwow · 735 points · Posted at 16:04:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Patrick Swayze Documentary* ftfy
whenNrome69 · 160 points · Posted at 17:53:36 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
A true depiction of Patrick Swayze's life
JamesonG42 · 140 points · Posted at 17:59:20 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.
WilliamMurderfacex3 · 101 points · Posted at 18:23:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No. This is Patrick.
VisceralZee · 38 points · Posted at 19:53:53 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I told you I don't like being called Patrick, my names Julian, bubbles, how's that refinery coming along?
quizword · 14 points · Posted at 21:40:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No reason to break the shitcrust over this
[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 20:34:14 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Shit's getting real fucky in this comment chain
WilliamMurderfacex3 · 13 points · Posted at 20:32:44 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No. This is Patrick.
Alwaysbored989798 · 1 points · Posted at 00:48:14 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
WHO YOU CALLING PINHEAD
Mitchel-256 · 1 points · Posted at 20:09:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Stabbed you in the back, now I'm Swayze.
JamesonG42 · 2 points · Posted at 20:59:15 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Nice try. Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner.
Mitchel-256 · 2 points · Posted at 21:10:13 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Nobody puts a dead person in the coroner. The coroner puts them in the morgue.
JamesonG42 · 2 points · Posted at 21:59:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Well, "nobody puts Swayze in the morgue" doesn't have the right ring to it... Nobody gives Swayze a coronary?
Musehobo · 4 points · Posted at 19:57:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pain don't hurt.
notenoughspaceforthe · 1 points · Posted at 20:35:15 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Memba when Keanu couldn't shoot him and ended up unloading his gun at the sky?
DaphneKapowski · 222 points · Posted at 19:41:25 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
What's great about roadhouse is you think you're not going to get to see the blonde chick's tits, but then you do.
There are a couple scenes where it seems like she's going to whip her tits out, but she doesn't. And you're like, "Ah, man, I'm never going to see those tits."
But here's the thing: You do. You do see those tits.
6th Sense. Memento. Se7en. I've seen a lot of twist endings. But none of them compare to that titty surprise.
Charcobuddy · 113 points · Posted at 19:50:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is nobody going to call this a titty twist?
[deleted] · 25 points · Posted at 19:54:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is nobody going to post a link to those tits?
Charcobuddy · 63 points · Posted at 20:09:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I got your back, Jack
NSFW
cybercount · 3 points · Posted at 22:48:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Thank you! Brought back tittories ...
KingVape · 19 points · Posted at 23:38:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mammories
thetallgiant · 2 points · Posted at 00:19:19 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Member-ories
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:55 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
true MVP
gabeiscool2002 · 1 points · Posted at 00:37:14 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
DaphneKapowski · 20 points · Posted at 20:13:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
http://www.famousanduncensored.com/nitrovideo.com/galleries2/2719-julie-michaels-nude-sexy-scene-road-house/2719-julie-michaels-nude-sexy-scene-road-house.jpg
Mystery_Incorporated · -1 points · Posted at 20:10:11 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
nope
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:24:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You spoke too soon. Look above.
Mystery_Incorporated · -1 points · Posted at 20:26:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
damn. late again!
juan_more_time · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's a titty twist. Happy? huh? HUH?!
Artie4 · 1 points · Posted at 20:18:04 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's just locker room talk!
theman1119 · 5 points · Posted at 21:09:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"What's great about roadhouse is you think you're not going to get to see the blonde chick's tits, but then you do. There are a couple scenes where it seems like she's going to whip her tits out, but she doesn't. And you're like, "Ah, man, I'm never going to see those tits." But here's the thing: You do. You do see those tits. 6th Sense. Memento. Se7en. I've seen a lot of twist endings. But none of them compare to that titty surprise."
-Peter Griffin
RandomHero1138 · 1 points · Posted at 21:33:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Your a poet my good sir.
skillphil · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You talking about the dr. Blonde right?
Cyborg_Bill_Cosby · 1 points · Posted at 22:15:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I only watch that movie for cool hair and roundhouse kicks in tight jeans.
ok_to_poop_in_pants · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:24 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You make a valid point. But this is not what's great about Roadhouse!
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:19:50 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
That chick... who wouldn't, right?
SNEAKAHxFREAKAH · 5 points · Posted at 19:52:19 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Be nice, until it's time not to be nice.
mexicanred1 · 110 points · Posted at 17:22:47 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
he's not lying :) 11min
branchoflight · 58 points · Posted at 18:19:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I would not attend this bar.
[deleted] · 116 points · Posted at 19:21:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Yelp review.
Double Deuce, in Jasper, Missouri
★☆☆☆☆
Worst bar ever! Fights break out at least once a week. The furniture is banged up and poorly patched. The place is always dusty and cluttered. The food is lousy and bar service is terrible. The owner goes around with a blonde bimbo acting like he's the shit. The big bouncer guy struts around like a rooster punching customers just because. His buddy just stands there all night smoking and staring at people. They let a pimp hang out with his slutty girl asking guys to touch her breasts for $20. I kid you not! I didn't even finish my beer before another brawl broke out. Never going back! Avoid this one folks.
mexicanred1 · 2 points · Posted at 21:31:25 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Not bouncer. Cooler.
misterspokes · 4 points · Posted at 23:02:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This was before Dalton.
I_Just_Mumble_Stuff · 19 points · Posted at 18:33:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No one would, what a shit hole.
vikingcock · 9 points · Posted at 19:16:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You don't like shit bars? What's wrong with you?
I_Just_Mumble_Stuff · 11 points · Posted at 19:23:14 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sure, but every night there's a God damn stabbing in that place. You have to draw the line
vikingcock · 0 points · Posted at 23:46:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Eh, sounds fun.
theotherjonathan · 2 points · Posted at 01:36:03 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I have never been the best at any thing. but i mad best shit bar in town.
[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 19:35:17 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
But for some reason they need the country's greatest bouncer...
GetSomm · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:23 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I would that shit looks fun as hell
mr78rpm · 1 points · Posted at 20:56:15 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"Attend" is a bit fancy of a word for this place!
Chavezjc · 8 points · Posted at 18:07:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
broken glass
hotrodnils · 1 points · Posted at 20:44:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is that Stone Cold?
Z0mb13S0ldier · 7 points · Posted at 19:33:38 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Classy establishment. 10/10 would drink there any day.
AcidWashAvenger · 4 points · Posted at 20:39:47 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The guy who throws the first punch is the voice actor who played Starscream and Cobra Commander!
serfingusa · 2 points · Posted at 00:56:31 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
That was quite the rabbit hole you sent me down.
Thanks for the information.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:14:15 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"You're too stupid to have a good time!"
mmmmzesty · 2 points · Posted at 19:25:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Isn't this the same bar they use in Blues Brothers?
mexicanred1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:29:12 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Chicken wire?!
Puninteresting · 38 points · Posted at 16:48:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Roadhouse.
Slowleftarm · 15 points · Posted at 17:31:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That too
Pay-Me-No-Mind · 6 points · Posted at 21:08:19 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ro.. Ro.. Roa.. Roadhouse..
ashy_elbows · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I thought you'd be bigger.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:14:17 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"I ain't got no money"
inkdaddy66 · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:09 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
"roadhouse" Peter Griffin
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:14:39 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Literally just watched that scene right now
RoadHermit · 0 points · Posted at 19:01:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mmmm... tell me more. I've watched that movie once before...
[deleted] · 3389 points · Posted at 10:58:17 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 286 points · Posted at 14:37:06 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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[deleted] · 127 points · Posted at 15:54:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating."
[deleted] · 51 points · Posted at 16:07:58 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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trail_traveler · 9 points · Posted at 16:50:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
link, please?
geomachina · 19 points · Posted at 17:13:01 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Link!
Edit: And here's one of the scenes that Angela gets to have the last word. Such a biatch! :P
memesplaining · 1 points · Posted at 02:46:21 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is this a good show?
geomachina · 2 points · Posted at 03:00:03 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I absolutely love it. Many of my friends recommended it to me for a while but after Rami Malek won an Emmy for best actor (main character Elliot), I gave it a shot. Addicted wouldn't describe my attachment to this show.
daniel984 · 64 points · Posted at 17:13:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Wakerlink.jpg
Cocomorph · 14 points · Posted at 20:48:16 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Wakerlink.jpg
There you go -- now it's a link to the past.
trail_traveler · -3 points · Posted at 20:53:39 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And what is that supposed to mean?
cantwakecarl · 1 points · Posted at 09:20:43 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
...that characters name is Link.
MinodRP · 15 points · Posted at 15:43:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Which scene?
amol0202 · 33 points · Posted at 15:45:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Season 2 when Angela is talking to that lady lawyer.
cointelpro_shill · 163 points · Posted at 15:44:17 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And then he grabbed her right by the pussy
DROFLOW1 · 12 points · Posted at 16:05:38 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pussy lips
Shuteye800 · 11 points · Posted at 16:09:39 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Contraband for chips
maadceddy · 8 points · Posted at 16:13:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sold all kind of shit
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 18:47:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Dope reference
DotaAndKush · 1 points · Posted at 21:24:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bitch I am LA
DROFLOW1 · 4 points · Posted at 16:12:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Meat curtains for sips?
everred · 6 points · Posted at 18:43:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The camel toe clutch, an expert move
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 20:26:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Forced.
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 20:48:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Just like Donald Trump's hand onto an unsuspecting pussy
quinewave · 1 points · Posted at 01:42:05 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I, too, have difficulty understanding banter
pyrohaven · 0 points · Posted at 01:37:09 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Mr Trump???
Gorgrim · 515 points · Posted at 11:19:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
To an extent, they established she'd have sex with someone for money. However she doesn't consider herself cheap, which is what Mr Churchill is revealing himself as by offering such an insultingly low amount.
Dreaming_of_ · 65 points · Posted at 15:45:51 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
To be fair....churchill does strike me as the cheap type, but I could be wrong.
LegendofDragoon · 28 points · Posted at 19:25:24 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"I'm fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill
wthreye · 46 points · Posted at 16:17:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It reminded me of this.
Zarokima · 7 points · Posted at 16:43:31 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't know if those are true, but it certainly makes him more human than the typical super-witty comebacks attributed to him.
Therwaf · 47 points · Posted at 16:52:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
They're not. Those are a bunch if stories that usually end with one of his quips, but they replaced them with normal insults.
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 19:21:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The House of Commons is still blessed with the likes of Dennis Skinner. He's usually good entertainment during the Queen's Speech.
[deleted] · -18 points · Posted at 17:15:13 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
comical to certain extend, yes, but you can't tell that to the president of a nation that saved England's defenceless, doomed, worthless ass from total extinction. You just don't do that, no matter what, especially when it is uncalled for and in his own house.
Caledonius · 18 points · Posted at 17:39:04 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You're a hyperbolic fucking-idiot.
Eaves_96 · 9 points · Posted at 18:50:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
How was England in any way defenceless, doomed, worthless or in any way near total extinction. You need to brush up on your history mate. Something called The Battle of Britain happened long before the Yanks decided to get involved. So shove it up your ass you ugly cunt.
PhatWhiteDuke · 1 points · Posted at 18:18:41 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Certain extentions can be comical
steve_gus · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Britain held out against the nazis for over two years whilst all of europe had fallen and USA were uncommited. America came into the war as if they had not, you would have been next on the list once europe was totally dominated. In the end you saved your own asses.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:53:27 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Britain was on US welfare lifeline the entire time. Just like in ww1. You were being pumped with tons of supplies like food and ammunition that was keeping you alive. All you had to do was hide under your beds until some dumb ass attacked USA and forced them into the war. ww1 the dumb as was Germany, which sank one of those American ships that was supporting you; ww2 it was Japan...
God, you're such a ridiculous nation. Your entire existence is completely thanks to the USA. So I suggest you bend over to your good willing patrons and let them have their way with you or you'll be learning new languages after ww3. Probably Turkish or some shit like that.
Zounds90 · 10 points · Posted at 19:51:00 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Churchill was far from cheap, in fact he spent so lavishly he almost lost his home, Chartwell. Friends clubbed together to buy it for him to keep.
edgar3981C · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
He was a cigar fiend. Churchill-type cigars named for him.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:17:55 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
To be far, it can be yes
Crespyl · 6 points · Posted at 18:15:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
To be near, it might also be no.
Crafty-Perisher · 1 points · Posted at 18:15:52 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ohhhh yes! The kind of guy that would want to save money on his car insurance
[deleted] · 36 points · Posted at 16:29:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
She is a whore just not a cheap whore
battlebrocade · 35 points · Posted at 18:19:23 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Meh. Mostly everybody would be for 5mil
FasterDoudle · 20 points · Posted at 20:31:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's why this is my least favorite Churchill quip. Like anybody wouldn't put out for 5 million
Harambe_Activist · -1 points · Posted at 19:03:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
5 hundred*
HMSBannard · 6 points · Posted at 17:04:44 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
According to one calculator a 1940 £5 note would be worth £195 now days. Which is still cheap but not as bad as a fiver sounds.
Gorgrim · 2 points · Posted at 17:50:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
But compared to £1k... is a large drop in offering value ;-)
andalite_bandit · 18 points · Posted at 20:07:49 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
If a man offers to buy your fridge for a million dollars, and you, being endowed with common good sense, recognize the opportunity and comply, have you suddenly become a fridge salesman?
evilbrent · 41 points · Posted at 20:16:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
A very successful one, yes.
WtfMayt · 11 points · Posted at 21:15:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Possibly the best of all time
WildLudicolo · 6 points · Posted at 21:27:44 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"So, how did you earn your fortune?"
"Oh, I'm in fridges--"
Vomits blood all over date.
andalite_bandit · 2 points · Posted at 21:26:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And then the man retracts the offer, and lowers the price to $5. He then says, we've already established that you're a fridge salesman. We are now haggling about the price. Is he right? Are you a fridge salesman?
PanamaMoe · 6 points · Posted at 22:55:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yes, because you are still selling a fridge, so you counter offer for 100,000
Stustaff · 1 points · Posted at 07:09:10 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's an awful counter offer you would be a poor fridge salesman!
PanamaMoe · 1 points · Posted at 07:36:48 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Well I started like five minutes ago
andalite_bandit · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:05 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And then he rejects that, saying, "You fool, I won't pay such a ludicrous price. I simply wanted to make a humorous observation that you are a fridge salesman, you just weren't aware of it until now." Regardless of the gentleman's intentions, should you be considered a fridge salesman because of the fact that you for one moment considered selling your fridge? Is it possible to be a fridge salesman for a fleeting moment?
PanamaMoe · 2 points · Posted at 23:20:35 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yes, you just become a failed fridge sales man.
andalite_bandit · 2 points · Posted at 23:22:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's semantics in the end, but clearly you accept a loose definition of a salesman.
HeroicMe · 1 points · Posted at 09:30:20 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sale, not saleS. You're not a saleSman until your second sale.
evilbrent · 2 points · Posted at 02:21:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
"No need to retract the offer, I've accepted, and a verbal contract is binding. I'm a reasonable person, I'm willing to settle out of court at this point for $200,000. But if you reject this offer and we get the lawyers involved in afraid that will be off the table."
99sec · 4 points · Posted at 17:33:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wait did this really happen? I'm just trying to figure out if this is a reddit inside joke or real event
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 16:25:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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ochyanayy · 3 points · Posted at 16:43:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
It isn't the government that is the lowest bidder, it is the government's contractors.
KasurCas · 2 points · Posted at 16:27:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I see it as being thrifty!
HMSBannard · 2 points · Posted at 17:01:36 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
To be fair a fiver was quite a lot back then.
Bobby_Marks2 · 2 points · Posted at 20:03:16 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd argue that the impact of the famous quote lies in the fact that he low-balled her after offering the ridiculous amount not in an attempt to haggle, but in an attempt to point out that she had demonstrated a willingness to have sex for money.
He isn't being cheap; he's being deliberately obtuse in order to call her a whore by her own words.
Gorgrim · 3 points · Posted at 20:13:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Let's be honest, who wouldn't have sex for a ridiculous amount of money? She is just being honest about that fact it costs a lot for her, but she still has standards.
Bobby_Marks2 · 1 points · Posted at 20:24:23 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm not arguing that she is wrong. Just pointing out that I don't think the intent of the interaction was for people to think that Churchill was being cheap.
Gorgrim · 1 points · Posted at 22:03:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh, I'm sure Churchill, assuming this is true, did not mean to come off as the cheap one here. But just because that was not his intent, doesn't mean that is how it can sound to anyone really thinking about what was said.
del_skorcho · 2 points · Posted at 00:19:50 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
The woman he said this to wasn't just any woman, it was Lady Astor. They had a history of trying to outwit each other at parties.
Gorgrim · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:29 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I find that hard to believe. Why would Lady Astor agree to the first proposal if they were social rivals? So many other replies would have mocked Churchill for making the proposal in the first place.
del_skorcho · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:52 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
True, but they likely were drunk and didn't take the conversation seriously. If she says no to the first question the exchange is over and she doesn't find out where he was going with it.
Ugsley · 0 points · Posted at 00:52:33 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Stating the obvious.
you_cant_banme · -13 points · Posted at 15:49:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
She established herself as a whore. Better to haggle over a price, than be a whore.
PhilinLe · 22 points · Posted at 15:54:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why? Whores are cool. Cheapskates are infinitely less pleasent people.
nermid · 13 points · Posted at 16:11:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Maybe as a client. I've known a few outside of their whoring hours, and they've generally got a...let's call it a "tenuous grasp of the concept of self-control." That sounds better than "awful streak of narcissistic rage."
Diarrhea_Van_Frank · 4 points · Posted at 17:42:55 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
"He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage but he is a very gentle person!"
nermid · 1 points · Posted at 17:55:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That movie made me very leery of soft-serve chocolate ice cream.
grumpenprole · 2 points · Posted at 16:06:38 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I like both, but of course they don't get along.
you_cant_banme · 1 points · Posted at 16:23:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
/r/frugal would like to have a word with you.
sciphre · 2 points · Posted at 17:17:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is it because they're unpleasant ?
Nic3GreenNachos · -35 points · Posted at 15:47:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why is it cheap to want to pay less? Do you even economics? Do you even price and demand? The lower the price the higher the demand, generally.
nahxela · 28 points · Posted at 15:53:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I thought it was supply and demand
praguestiger · 8 points · Posted at 15:59:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You can map both supply and demand on graphs, both with reference to price. Typically the two lines are draw on the same graph for comparison and analysis, but it's not ridiculous to have either line independent of the other.
What we're seeing here is that as the price of a service decreases, more people would be willing to pay for said service. Hence, as price decreases, relative demand will generally increase.
Source - I Study Economics
nermid · 4 points · Posted at 16:07:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You study economics, and yet you're not charging for this information?
praguestiger · 5 points · Posted at 16:18:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Education is a merit good - While I may be a right leaning economist, education is for the greater good.
nermid · 4 points · Posted at 16:37:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
From the depths of Kansas, I beg you to convince our government of this.
Diarrhea_Van_Frank · 2 points · Posted at 17:43:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Captain Capitalism, is that you?
praguestiger · 1 points · Posted at 18:18:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
My current user-name now feels inadequate...
Techhead0 · 1 points · Posted at 16:16:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Obviously still learning.
DROFLOW1 · 4 points · Posted at 16:03:13 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No it's don't get high off your own supply
VicisSubsisto · 1 points · Posted at 19:46:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No, it's never trust nobody.
DROFLOW1 · 1 points · Posted at 20:06:53 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No it's body's can only be lusted never trusted pull out your Wang and fugin bust it
TheRealCretinous · 1 points · Posted at 16:59:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Supply and command
Nic3GreenNachos · 1 points · Posted at 16:00:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It is, but only when you take into account supply and demand as the things you looking at. Typically the x-axis is quantity and y-axis is price. I don't care about supply in my first comment. I only care about demand and price.
Sensual_Horse · 1 points · Posted at 16:42:31 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
/r/frugal would love you
Gorgrim · 0 points · Posted at 17:59:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
If someone makes an offer, then immediately offers much less, you know the first offer was not that honest and further negotiations are near meaningless. Also, offering much less than what could have been considered the going rate is cheap.
_not_a_dreadlord_ · 54 points · Posted at 16:18:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I mean, not really. I wouldn't look down upon anyone who would sleep with someone for for 5 million pounds. I bet ya any woman or man you asked would have sex with you for thaþ amount, atleast i hope so, because i'd do a lot worse :)
__slamallama__ · 37 points · Posted at 17:02:47 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I can't think of many things I would not do, short of murdering a close loved one, for 5 million dollars, let alone gbp.
Come on, no one is THAT straight.
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 19:53:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Well, there are some loved ones I really don't love that much.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:20:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Life in prison?
cantwakecarl · 1 points · Posted at 09:28:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm not gay but $20 is $20.
Malak77 · -3 points · Posted at 19:43:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
BS, there is no price that would have me being a bottom(or a top for that matter!)
Let_you_down · 2 points · Posted at 20:10:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd be concerned I wouldn't be able to perform as a top. But for 5 million I'd certainly try.
Malak77 · 1 points · Posted at 12:48:30 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I have news for you, I used to do service calls at the homes of very rich people and they are not any happier than the common person. They always have contractors at the house, huge vacations to plan(something I hate with a passion), one or both spouses is away for long periods of time because they travel for a living or they are a business owner. I estimate that maybe 3-5% at most were cheery. I can also now confirm personally since my mortgage is paid-off and I have over 6 figures in the bank. I feel some less stress due to no mortgage payment, but it still costs ~$500 a month to live in my house with taxes and insurance so that worry will always be there till the day I die. So, NO, I would not do a gay act for any amount of money, period.
Let_you_down · 1 points · Posted at 15:13:57 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ever had your power shut off? Been evicted from a place with nowhere to stay? Went without food because you didn't have any money to buy any and you had only recently applied for a food stamp card.
Sure, after a certain amount of money there are disparaiging returns. But I don't think I'd ever get to a point where I wouldn't do butt stuff for $5 million. I could have a billion dollars already and still think, "Well its an easy 5 million." Its not my sexual preference but I see nothing wrong with it and would probably do worse things for that amount of money.
Malak77 · 1 points · Posted at 15:33:22 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I think the diff is that you see nothing wrong with it. Where do you draw the line though? Sex with the dead, animals, kids? Anal is just gross to me.
Let_you_down · 1 points · Posted at 15:40:24 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Drawing the line would be hurting other people or breaking the law. Or hurting myself enough to die or be disabled for life. Outside of that, pretty much open for anything.
Malak77 · 1 points · Posted at 15:52:58 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Glad you have some limits. :-D
glurrgh · 15 points · Posted at 17:04:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
What's with the "þ", are you using a different keyboard?
_not_a_dreadlord_ · 38 points · Posted at 17:33:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No :D, i was on my phone and accidentally held the T for slightly too long, but i am swedish and all my keyboards have a nordic layout.
Truth be told however, i spotted the mistake right after i left the comment and intentionally left it in for fun because i knew someone would notice it since i bet that letter isn't too common in misspellings :D
shivamv22 · 4 points · Posted at 17:46:25 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Upvoted for honesty.
the_noodle · 2 points · Posted at 20:38:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
A likely story...
_not_a_dreadlord_ · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I am definitely a human, you can trust me.
glurrgh · 1 points · Posted at 00:05:11 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
:p
I thought it would be something like that.
_not_a_dreadlord_ · 2 points · Posted at 00:20:17 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
:þ
glurrgh · 1 points · Posted at 00:55:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bravo.
casey82 · 5 points · Posted at 18:49:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Of course you wouldn't. Many,many women will readily sell themselves for a meal and a couple of drinks. But be a realistic, for 5 million, we're likely talking more of a divorce type situation.
consolation1 · 1 points · Posted at 22:37:25 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I really hope you wouldn't look down on anyone because of their reasons for fucking... I mean it's only sex, who gives a shit?
grass_cutter · 39 points · Posted at 16:24:55 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The joke is hypocritical. I believe Churchill would most definitely suck someone's dick for $10 billion dollars. Okay $1 trillion even.
Now he's a dick-sucking whore, too!
Turns out "what you'd do for an infinite sum of money aka economic power, sexual influence, political influence" does not mean "what you'd normally do in day to day life or even extreme situations."
Checkmate, fictional Churchill.
cluckfuck_mcduck · 14 points · Posted at 16:55:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
But Churchill is already rich. It's not a given that he degrade himself for additional money which wouldn't make a significant impact on his life.
grass_cutter · 14 points · Posted at 16:57:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sure it would. He had about $7 million in assets, and probably half of that or more was non-liquid.
A millionaire is nice but a billionaire can buy massive yachts, private airplanes, private railcars ... the purchasing power is night and day.
Churchill also had an expensive gambling habit. It's not a given he would take the deal, but likely, just like the random 'woman' in the joke.
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 19:58:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's making a lot of assumptions on how materialistic that person is.
easyasNYC · 0 points · Posted at 18:09:51 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Actually he was never good with money, and often needed to loans from friends to stay solvent. He Lived a lavish lifestyle but he never had much extra cash sitting around. I doubt he ever had anything close to £5MM unless it was right after he inherited a bunch of money from his wife's family.
jame_retief_ · 1 points · Posted at 18:35:40 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
He became more solvent later in life as his earning power from simply being retired as a major political figure allowed him to live the lifestyle he was accustomed to and still have money lying about.
Earlier in life he was frequently in financial straits and would write, quite successfully, to fill the gap.
One thing that is rarely addressed about Churchill is that he suffered from depression. Prevented him from being more successful earlier in life.
Laez · 3 points · Posted at 20:16:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
TIL I'm a dick sucking whore.
watershot · 6 points · Posted at 18:32:31 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
u rekt him dude
Keerected_Recordz · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:36 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Britain forgot Winnie double-quick, giving him extraordinary war-time power was not wrong, but it was time to limit it. The US still has imperial Executive Overreach; 15 years after 9/11?
Peter Sellers interviewed by Michael Parkinson 1974.
DROFLOW1 · 3 points · Posted at 16:01:23 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I don't get a chance to read everything on here so if you didn't repost I would have NEVER seen this so thank you...and if you have anymore put em up....there will always be ignorant people that have to speak even if it is complaining ....again thank you for posting
jamesFree45 · 2 points · Posted at 15:37:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's Chaels shtick
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 18:38:06 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
damn i only got 1257 when i posted it a month ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/52e59u/a_kid_asks_his_dad_what_the_difference_between/d7jrgik
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:05:00 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Maybe because its been posted hundreds of times before?
RootsRocksnRuts · 0 points · Posted at 20:34:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Because it matters...?
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 11:48:27 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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NonElectricalNemesis · 15 points · Posted at 15:42:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Giraffe. Give this man a giraffe...
StezzerLolz · 11 points · Posted at 16:00:31 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
*geraffe
marqoo · 6 points · Posted at 17:30:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Should we tell him?
flameoguy · 2 points · Posted at 17:52:52 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm not the one that tried to eat the wall.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 15:55:53 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I see your Giraffe and raise you an Emu.
JupiterINTJ · 9 points · Posted at 16:10:01 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I am sorry but giraffes are long necked pizza horses. How can your emu compare?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 16:52:53 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
war flashbacks
Greenhorn24 · 2 points · Posted at 16:00:13 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's not how geraffe is spelled, dummy.
chingchangblingblang · 1 points · Posted at 17:16:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
holy shit, I was just thinking about that joke before I even saw the OP.
DoTheEvolution · 1 points · Posted at 18:16:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
SMBC telling the truth about Churchill
fidgitySelmy · 1 points · Posted at 18:40:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And thus, he became the face of the new fiver.
pete1729 · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:35 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yeah, and the lady had a good point too. Churchill was as ugly as a dog's butt and he'd have to shell out serious money for anyone to get it on with Jim
tbay-jake · 1 points · Posted at 20:23:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
wow , this guy had a lot of good ones. he's like the yogi berra of politics.
gnorrn · 1 points · Posted at 00:10:26 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Like most witticisms attributed to Churchill, this was not by him.
neonparadise · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:00 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Pshh like you wouldn't sleep with Winston Churchill for a million dollars.
That_one_cunt · 1 points · Posted at 16:14:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
Well a fiver would be a lot back then
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 16:42:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
What's an "alot?"
purple_monkey58 · 1 points · Posted at 17:34:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This actually
[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 17:15:41 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Winston Churchill jokes are the best
[deleted] · 574 points · Posted at 16:38:36 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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Hugeman33 · 145 points · Posted at 17:06:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Haha that's hilarious. I'm gonna do that to my brother next time I see him.
[deleted] · 81 points · Posted at 18:13:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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Hugeman33 · 119 points · Posted at 18:17:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No I'm the middle kid.
Sweet revenge for all those years of player2.
ThePizzaReaper · 41 points · Posted at 18:37:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
You'll be running for your life afterwards
[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 19:06:25 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Isn't that what wards are supposed to prevent?
Irradiatedspoon · 11 points · Posted at 19:56:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wards win games.
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 20:00:11 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ward lane win game.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 21:52:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yet my support never buys sight stone... fking noobs
/s
ynn1006 · 3 points · Posted at 22:29:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yet my ADC never uses their trinket...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:32:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Just want to point out, I use trinket frequently and often buy pinks. I feel ya there
Malakai_Abyss · 1 points · Posted at 00:22:21 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
My bad...
Choff123 · 3 points · Posted at 19:20:58 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
*warts
Hugeman33 · 1 points · Posted at 18:48:19 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Naw. I can take him.
Curtis_66_ · 1 points · Posted at 19:37:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
of course you can take him, you're huge,man.
PanamaMoe · 1 points · Posted at 22:59:04 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Rule one of fighting with your older brother, you can never take him. He will always find a way to win, no matter what you do.
Hugeman33 · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Haha that was true for a while but I outgrew him finally.
PanamaMoe · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:17 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I have an inch on him and a good 100 lbs more, still true for me. Glad to see you broke the bonds of tyranny.
Halvus_I · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:14 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
See, i always gave the person a beating for that kind of stuff. I dont get how someone says 'oh, well you got me dur dur dur'. I dont play loopholes, then again i dont allow others to pay me to be humiliated ( i can do that all on my own)
[deleted] · 111 points · Posted at 17:20:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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drummerandrew · 61 points · Posted at 17:59:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Irish twins are born in the same calendar year.
Conundrumist · 72 points · Posted at 18:11:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This was a particularly long year
LeJoker · 29 points · Posted at 18:34:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The year of the calendar factory strike, iirc.
why_rob_y · 11 points · Posted at 18:55:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I thought it just had to be within one year of each other, not necessarily the same calendar year?
Oreo_ · 15 points · Posted at 19:48:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Either way no two dates that are 18 months apart are within a year of eachother
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 20:55:39 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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Oreo_ · 16 points · Posted at 21:11:38 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Surprisingly, leap years only get one extra day not an extra 6 months.
JulioCesarSalad · 1 points · Posted at 22:49:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No way
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:17:16 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Obviously you havent encountered a leap decade.
drummerandrew · 0 points · Posted at 19:15:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yeah but that's kinda cheating. Typically it means same calendar year.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:24:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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drummerandrew · 0 points · Posted at 22:52:01 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Reddit cares. I care.
Poooooookie · 2 points · Posted at 21:39:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Teld like an ol bloke
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 19:02:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I took your suggestion and did it to my brother
He took it as a champ though
Edit: I do not recommend; brother took revenge
[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 19:06:04 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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aslokaa · 5 points · Posted at 19:18:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
He had an egg in his hand and soon OP will lay that egg.
-Mountain-King- · 1 points · Posted at 21:57:16 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
He probably smashed the egg on OP's head.
TheViolentKoala · 9 points · Posted at 17:08:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Smart kid
andersonle09 · 9 points · Posted at 17:41:57 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I mean you could smash an egg on someone's head anyway, the $20 is just the price that they're not going to beat you up for it.
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 20:56:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Except you said "can." Because he agreed to it, you could do it, so you owe him the $20. If you chose not to, that's on you. If you had said "I'll give you $20 if I smash these two eggs on your head," then you'd be off the hook if you only smashed one.
Mises2Peaces · 2 points · Posted at 17:55:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Deals off then, no? Sounds like he owed you a punch.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:50:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why settle for just 2 eggs?
HateCopyPastComments · 1 points · Posted at 19:01:14 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I died.
parchy66 · 134 points · Posted at 16:47:19 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Then the man took his mask off and proclaimed, "Haha! I'm not God! I just ride the bus!" At which point the lady took off her mask and replied, "I know! I'm the bus driver!!"
theonevic · 17 points · Posted at 18:01:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wasn't it a nun that he tried to shag?
StaticDreams · 5 points · Posted at 18:08:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Haha right?
Bagpype · 158 points · Posted at 15:57:36 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf0HkhUcIUU
PattyFlash4MePls · 54 points · Posted at 17:32:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
My mom wants to know the actress' name
Index154 · 20 points · Posted at 17:52:41 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Wow your mom is thirsty isn't she?
jusdifferent · 67 points · Posted at 19:05:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yeah, you did nothing for her last night.
KnivezScoutz · 9 points · Posted at 19:46:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I told her, like I told the others, its a race to the finish.
ATPthe2nd · 1 points · Posted at 22:50:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
ooo, the rare double burn
WhiteyDude · 5 points · Posted at 18:54:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Cheryl Baker is playing the roll of "well endowed wife"
GeorgFestrunk · 2 points · Posted at 18:53:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Cheryl Baker. She was also the nude woman dragged out of the office in Die Hard.
drkalmenius · 17 points · Posted at 17:05:31 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Risky click
[deleted] · 39 points · Posted at 20:33:06 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's youtube, how bad could it be?
EDIT: I'm fired, you guys
drkalmenius · 6 points · Posted at 21:02:39 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'd give you gold- if I in had any money. You know, after the incident with work
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:07:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's ok. We can just be each other's reference. Everything will be ok.
Freshenstein · 1 points · Posted at 00:44:58 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I take it you don't know about /r/YouTubeTitties, /r/Youboobers, or /r/YouTubePussy?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 03:58:47 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Welp, I do now. Cheers - now I have something to do with all of this free time
Mackitus · 13 points · Posted at 17:24:49 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
2risky4me
drkalmenius · 3 points · Posted at 18:09:11 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's the nsfw. It makes me wanna click, but what if porn?
sagmentus · 11 points · Posted at 18:12:20 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Can confirm: Not porn. still nsfw
6xydragon · 4 points · Posted at 19:52:53 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Watched at work
Darthsodope · 6 points · Posted at 18:38:41 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
....its on youtube, you know.
WhiteyDude · 3 points · Posted at 18:51:00 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'll click a youtube link anywhere....
drkalmenius · 1 points · Posted at 19:14:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Still. If I'd opened it first time.
sashafrank123 · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
.
IamTron07 · 104 points · Posted at 17:26:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
There are 2 others which in the 90's you could probably get away with one of them.
I bet you 50p I can make your breasts wobble without touching them. Then give em a good old grope and wobble and proclaim that was worth 50p.
I bet you 50p I can down your pint without touching it. Then you pick up the pint down it and give the guy 50p. A pint cost about £1.50 in the 90's.
I tried number 2 once but got a black eye and thick lip for my trouble. You could have probably got away with number 1 in the 90's but sure you would get a sexual assault charge today.
allwein · 26 points · Posted at 21:53:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You could still get away with number 1 today, but then you need to run for American president as a Republican.
manytifus · -2 points · Posted at 00:29:45 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
You cheeky bastard, take you're upvote.
splitcroof92 · 3 points · Posted at 01:07:57 on October 16, 2016 · (Permalink)
and take you are downvote
Raschwolf · 8 points · Posted at 17:45:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Damn. I gotta try that next time I'm out drinking.
2790 · 23 points · Posted at 20:34:44 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The way I've heard it done, you whip out a straw instead and win the bet.
YouWantALime · 17 points · Posted at 21:49:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That would work but you'd have to carry a straw in your pocket like a nerd.
Powersoutdotcom · 1 points · Posted at 23:46:23 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Or a coke head?
Idk. Bills get dirty and my pinky nail can only hold so much.
Snuggle_Fist · 1 points · Posted at 19:38:00 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I just shove my nose in the bag. Fuck the haters.
strallus · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You can't really "down" a pint without touching it.
Drama_Derp · 18 points · Posted at 21:23:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm Mr. Boobie Buyer, I'll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckles!
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 21:33:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's a tempting offer but I'm gonna have to decline.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 04:18:54 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Rats!
goofball_jones · 12 points · Posted at 17:33:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Always get paid up front.
nooknookbee · 35 points · Posted at 17:13:52 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I would never let a guy bite my breasts, if he can give me 25 or so schmeckels i would sell them though
[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 18:20:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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xxxSEXCOCKxxx · 9 points · Posted at 21:13:41 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Dude that's amazing. Cherish that memory!!!
Cat-Licker · 5 points · Posted at 18:00:43 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
But I need those schmeckels to go down the stairs!
Max101Victory · 2 points · Posted at 19:41:27 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
25 schmeckels, I don't know how much that is. Is it a little, is it a lot?!
IsayPoirot · 1 points · Posted at 20:39:31 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
It might be metric money, so who knows?
EatMoreCheese · 9 points · Posted at 17:30:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Surely, any woman would demand payment up front.
atte- · 190 points · Posted at 10:59:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
35
[deleted] · 83 points · Posted at 15:55:27 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)*
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tanisnikana_ · 33 points · Posted at 16:10:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Man, global write access? Bad call.
[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 16:12:38 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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tanisnikana_ · 6 points · Posted at 16:14:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I mean, I did type a butt in there.
(_)_)
Discount_Pitchforks · 8 points · Posted at 17:15:38 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I made a rocket ship! (_))::::::::::::::D~~~~~
ING_Chile · 16 points · Posted at 16:14:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Reddit just destroyed that document.
[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 16:17:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:56:03 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Google has an option to view changes and revert back to old versions.
Karones · 4 points · Posted at 17:23:40 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Aw fuck, it has started
Ciruit · 3 points · Posted at 16:50:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Why does it have only so few?
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 17:09:24 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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Ciruit · 1 points · Posted at 17:28:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Sure, I'm dying to add one certain repost to that list. I'm about to get off of work right now though.
immortalreploid · 2 points · Posted at 19:20:01 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The future is now.
Coffeechipmunk · 1 points · Posted at 18:46:36 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I still don't understand.
TheInstituteOfSteel · 7 points · Posted at 18:39:58 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I feel like such a noob, but what is 35?
[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 19:03:16 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
There was a joke a while back about how r/jokes of the future is just a bunch of numbered posts because the jokes have been used so much that people just assigned them numbers.
mr78rpm · 7 points · Posted at 21:06:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And there was a joke in the 1970s about how people in a prison would just yell out a number and other guys would laugh. A visitor asked what it was all about and was told "we all know the jokes, so we just call out the number of the one we want to tell."
I believe it is in Proverbs that it's said "there is nothing new under the sun."
up48 · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:30 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
That is beautiful.
xsavarax · 3 points · Posted at 19:35:15 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
A joke from a few days ago. 35 is the number of this particular joke
[deleted] · -8 points · Posted at 11:43:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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diakked · 12 points · Posted at 12:14:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
36
LinkThe8th · -6 points · Posted at 12:43:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
27
Johnson475 · 15 points · Posted at 13:34:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
124
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 15:02:08 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's Numberwang!
tsintzask · 5 points · Posted at 15:52:12 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Numberwang. 10 letters
Spineless_McGee · 2 points · Posted at 16:18:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Meta
Fallenexe · 3 points · Posted at 15:50:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
911
tomjonesdrones · 2 points · Posted at 14:03:42 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
57,12
ViolentPlatypus · 0 points · Posted at 14:47:44 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
412c
TomToffee · 1 points · Posted at 15:15:11 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I love that joke!
Crazehness · -2 points · Posted at 15:23:58 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm more of a 412b guy myself.
Peace88 · -4 points · Posted at 15:25:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
8801
SarcasticGiraffes · 0 points · Posted at 15:40:14 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This guy could never tell a joke.
Dr_Herbert_Wangus · 7 points · Posted at 22:13:20 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Biter. I'll bite those boobies for 25 schmeckles.
Tungurbooty · 5 points · Posted at 22:31:20 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And I'm ants in my eyes Johnson
2Brothers_TheMovie · 3 points · Posted at 22:59:14 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And I'm just called Two Brothers
shack-32 · 3 points · Posted at 00:40:03 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oooooweeeee
wavy-gravy · 5 points · Posted at 22:23:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
if I had to pay hookers by the hour than none of them would get paid
xxITZAzzOxx · 10 points · Posted at 17:49:25 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
http://m.imgur.com/7TGQEyv?r
crikey- · 9 points · Posted at 17:04:58 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
He was just blousing.
earlsweaty · 1 points · Posted at 04:14:10 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Get out.
poopchow · 3 points · Posted at 19:49:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
this is a locker room joke
Kittenkerchief · 25 points · Posted at 12:40:09 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Dave, what are you doing in that woman blouse?
theactbecomes · 63 points · Posted at 14:13:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Daves not here man
TechKnuckle-Support · 1 points · Posted at 21:13:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Did he lose his id again?
8oD · 2 points · Posted at 15:01:06 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Either that or a tablecloth.
SoniKzone · 2 points · Posted at 15:30:35 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
How many men do you know that go around wearing blouses?
RearEchelon · 7 points · Posted at 15:41:51 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Prince, when he played basketball
SoniKzone · 3 points · Posted at 16:11:24 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Prince is dead. So based on this data, we can assume that 100% of men who wear blouses will die.
CONCLUSION: Men should probably avoid blouses.
RearEchelon · 3 points · Posted at 17:19:24 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
100% of men who don't wear blouses will die too. Looks like we're fucked either way.
SoniKzone · 1 points · Posted at 17:41:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
So no matter what we wear, we're fucked. Should we start walking around naked? #FreeTheTesticle?
mcfranerson · 2 points · Posted at 17:54:02 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
FREEtheT sounds a little better
SoniKzone · 1 points · Posted at 18:24:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Let's do it
mcfranerson · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
YEAH!!!!@!@!@@#@
FREETHET
GeorgFestrunk · 1 points · Posted at 19:04:17 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
"My dad died and my grandfather died and my great grandfather died and the guy before him, I dunno, probably died. I come from a long line of death." - Norm
[deleted] · -2 points · Posted at 15:10:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:30:37 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sketchables · 3 points · Posted at 22:47:27 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
10 minutes? Chill lady.
NukedThemGently · 3 points · Posted at 00:19:25 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's funnier if you imagine his voice being muffled cause he was talking through the boobs.
TheKingOfVi · 3 points · Posted at 02:34:10 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's ok, I get away with that kind of stuff because I'm a star.
Onetap1 · 5 points · Posted at 19:26:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
She opens her blouse and the man bites her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually he finishes, she buttons her blouse and he says, "That'll be $1000, please."
The reposted joke gets a reposted post.
LilBoozy · 2 points · Posted at 16:27:57 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
HA! That's pretty good!
Walker_ID · 2 points · Posted at 17:42:35 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
this was a scene in the movie "Roadhouse"
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:14:05 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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Penis-Butt · 1 points · Posted at 01:10:02 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
But the recess lady is relieved.
avocadobjj · 2 points · Posted at 18:22:47 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
bullshit every one asks for the money in advance !
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:12:57 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bite? Am I missing out on some amazing sexual experience?
Lockhart007 · 2 points · Posted at 22:47:41 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Genius bastard.
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:03:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh the old breast bite aroo
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:03:32 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Oh the old breast bite aroo
FE4R3D · 2 points · Posted at 00:52:52 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
It's a good joke but the original was longer
NikoMyshkin · 2 points · Posted at 03:23:04 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
took me far too long to get this
Stevie9090 · 6 points · Posted at 18:07:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Can this work with a females arse?...curious as my stepsister will be in town this week.
paulthefonz · 3 points · Posted at 15:11:40 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I like this version better then the original, straight to the point
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 21:23:00 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Bet a busty girl if she can touch her elbows to her belt buckle.
Winner winner chicken dinner
deedabulu · 1 points · Posted at 08:07:30 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
You know they know what's up almost everytime, they just oblige because they want to
Stitchthealchemist · 3 points · Posted at 21:55:35 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
5679! What a classic
TheTroy · 1 points · Posted at 01:32:55 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
35 actually
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:03:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I am going to try this... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
raob11 · 1 points · Posted at 18:31:46 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I like boobies.
whenNrome69 · 1 points · Posted at 18:46:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Patrick Swayze - "I carried a Patrick Swayze"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 18:56:28 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Yes!!!!
weightloss556 · 1 points · Posted at 19:22:48 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
wow genius
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:45:49 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Siiiiike!
nomnomnomnomRABIES · 1 points · Posted at 21:40:59 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
she's no lady
AngryLurkerDude · 1 points · Posted at 21:49:35 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This is the same idea with the egg videos. $100 bucks to put 3 eggs on the head. You do two and then throw the third on the ground.
This works with anything...
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:11:26 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
LOL BOOBS :DDD
system1326 · 1 points · Posted at 22:13:01 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
This joke always cracks me up
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:50 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Roadhouse
philmcracken27 · 1 points · Posted at 00:15:34 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Breast LOL ever.
no-name_james · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:19 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
The man's name was Donald Trump.
atheistness · 1 points · Posted at 02:16:05 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I've heard from alot of smart people. Incredible people. I don't know, but they told me that $1000 was too much to pay to bite a beautiful woman's breasts. It's just something that I've heard from reliable sources, but they've told me... They said that the most attractive women want to be grabbed by the pussy. Just grab them by the pussy. When your a celebrity you can just, you can grab their pussy. I was in a locker room and some very talented people told me that they want it. She wants it. You can just grab her pussy and it's ok because she wants it.
Haus16 · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:43 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I watched a porno where this happened a week ago
Elfere · 1 points · Posted at 02:31:17 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
"i used to fuck guys like you in jail"
A line I've actually used. Keep in mind, im 100 pounds, and the guys in said it to stopped dead in their tracks.
AnIce-creamCone · 1 points · Posted at 15:27:51 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I too have seen Road House.
tech_giant · 1 points · Posted at 15:31:54 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Haha he might be freezing that time
Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss · 1 points · Posted at 16:47:34 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
5108
BearFashionAddict · 1 points · Posted at 16:09:13 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Is this a fantasy of yours?
Triforce919 · 1 points · Posted at 18:25:21 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Holy fuck this joke gives me nostalgia from ebaums world back in the day
Mistersunnyd · 1 points · Posted at 19:55:30 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I may be overthinking it, but can someone explain this?
DreadDedSk8r · 3 points · Posted at 20:09:45 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Face full of titties for free!
Mistersunnyd · 2 points · Posted at 21:35:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
But he paid $1000?
LalliJay · 2 points · Posted at 21:46:29 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
No, it was $1000 if he bit them he didn't so he didn't pay for it.
Mistersunnyd · 3 points · Posted at 22:57:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Ohhh sly motherfucker doesn't pay before hand...
HeroofWinds1 · 1 points · Posted at 21:01:56 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
48467
You_Made_a_Rape_Joke · -36 points · Posted at 15:15:06 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
:(
[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 15:36:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And this is a rape joke how?
You_Made_a_Rape_Joke · 0 points · Posted at 16:47:28 on October 26, 2016 · (Permalink)
Non consensual sexual contact.
Igotnothingatall · -13 points · Posted at 15:54:16 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
That's their name.... the comment is below it. He said :(
inflew · 3 points · Posted at 16:20:04 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
And this is nothing how? /s
flameoguy · 1 points · Posted at 14:05:37 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
ಠ_ಠ
The_Hammy_One · 0 points · Posted at 18:47:33 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
I dont get it.... Someone explain?
BlackBoxInquiry · 0 points · Posted at 01:36:38 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Haha!!
IDownvotecomicbooks · 0 points · Posted at 01:39:54 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
125
xlyfzox · -6 points · Posted at 20:51:00 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
The Donald would have bit them twice and have the Mexicans pay for it.
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:17 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
I'm kinda curious how the posted joke brought politics, and specifically Trump, into your mind.
xlyfzox · -1 points · Posted at 00:53:16 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
A dude groping a woman, offering money for it, and then not paying and you still cannot see the Trump reference? How did it brought politics? I don't know if you are in the US, but it is everywhere dude.
crumplezone49 · -1 points · Posted at 23:36:55 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
TRIGGERED!
escherbach · -1 points · Posted at 00:20:18 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Joke would also work with "can I kiss your breasts"
Male animals today can't post something tender, even in joke form
Babies bite mum's breast cos' they're learning, fuckwits
Todtehrod · -16 points · Posted at 19:52:22 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Objectifying women is wrong, this talk has no place in the world.
izanami94 · 8 points · Posted at 19:58:12 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Obvious troll is obvious
Todtehrod · -3 points · Posted at 20:13:10 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
But a troll to the public or a troll in private?
but in seriousness get your kicks with these jokes while you can the road we are on they will not be acceptable for long.
peterfonda2 · 6 points · Posted at 20:16:07 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Boobs make the world go round.
Political-football · -9 points · Posted at 00:36:06 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Do you understand that this is assault?!?
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 00:38:55 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
do you understand what a joke is?
Political-football · -2 points · Posted at 01:06:06 on October 12, 2016 · (Permalink)
Obviously you don't...
[deleted] · -15 points · Posted at 17:25:18 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
Whoa, bro. This is sexual assault. This is illegal. Jokes like these will not be permitted
MagnusT · 3 points · Posted at 19:06:49 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
You the joke police, mate?
[deleted] · -3 points · Posted at 13:50:39 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
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Valotine · -5 points · Posted at 15:21:51 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
LoL
TheMessiahg7 · 1 points · Posted at 17:04:57 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
le xDD
datsallvolks · -6 points · Posted at 18:22:23 on October 11, 2016 · (Permalink)
As told by Donald Trump