Camouflage training

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Alcadeias27 ยท 557 points ยท Posted at 16:43:16 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)


The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didnโ€™t see you at camouflage training this morning."

"Thank you very much, sir."

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:53:59 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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TheTrueJay ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:48:06 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you very much sir

Cucumberina ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:27:00 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Old but gold.

Blutarg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:01:35 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

And what is the deal with camoflaged wallets?

kurohyuki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:10:52 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

it's so you won't see what you don't have. pretty pointless, really.

JerkPork ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:14:37 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That young soldier deserves a hiding.

Voldewarts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:45:56 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I'm disappointed to see that we have a large turnout at the camouflage convention this year

marjaanjee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:18:17 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I WAS SUCCESSFULLY CAMOFLAUGED... SIR!

Fermats_Last_Account ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:21:05 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

That's the joke.

Zack14Z ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:12:17 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
driverstretch82 ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 20:12:29 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:30 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/autism is here

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:06:58 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

I am ready for the downvotes.

driverstretch82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:18 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Hey you win some, you lose some. It's the taking part that counts. This is the jokes subreddit after all. You upvote the op then you get a kick in the arse for commenting on something stupid like this stupid comment. Let's see how many I get for this

Bossballoon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:25:52 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
driverstretch82 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:37:08 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TenspeedGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:19 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

How is that even relevant?

Sodiepawp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:24:14 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It's relevantly relevant.

TenspeedGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:04:18 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

It does not seem to be.

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:20 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/bitch is here

TenspeedGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:02 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You've only convinced me that you don't actually know what autism is.

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:25:38 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

/r/autism is here

TenspeedGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:30 on July 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

At least you can read context I guess

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:58 on July 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

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TenspeedGames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:47 on July 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks?

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:35:05 on July 29, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

No, thank you

Nucl3arDude ยท -40 points ยท Posted at 17:52:54 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

The real joke is how his ass-chewing is going to go down for calling the CSM "Sir". Something... something "I work for a living..." etc.

Also, not original.

NoThisIsActuallyGood ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:10:49 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

You must be a blast at parties.

Z0bie ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:23:32 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Just like that ISIS suicide bomber.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:27:54 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Allahu Akbar!"

Z0bie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:57:52 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Allahu open bar!"

Zack14Z ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:12:46 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

"Aloha Snackbar!"

Nicklovn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:43:00 on July 28, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

Went to one of those. Everyone was so excited about the sparkling champagne bottle but... not for the same reason I was excited.

Yah...that party went up in smoke..

Oltorf_the_Destroyer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on July 27, 2015 ยท (Permalink)

BOOM roasted