๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 4045 points ยท Posted at 17:53:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi, Iโm Jerry Seinfeld, Iโm very excited to be here to answer your questions.
I am a comedian, and have been for about 40 years, but I also created the show SEINFELD with my friend Larry David, and now I have a web series called Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/).
Last week was the start of CCCโs third season, and my guest was Louis CK (who has told me great things about reddit). I'm at the reddit office with Victoria for this AMA having some coffee.
Ok, Iโm ready. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
https://twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/status/420252585459986432
[1]This has been so much fun to meet so many reddits. But now that I did it, I gotta quit it. By the way, here's a preview of next week's episode of CCC, you guys are the first to hear it: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=489893417788675&set=vb.222669577844395&type=2&theater
Thanks a lot guys!
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Thinking_is_Free ยท 1412 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most bizarre/surreal location that you have been to and been recognized?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3075 points ยท Posted at 19:40:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One time, a friend of mine and I decided to drive a 1967 VW Bug from Albuquerque to the Hamptons. I bought the car on eBay for $5,000 and flew to Albuquerque and my friend flew from LA, and we decided to do that for something fun to do (this, by the way, is the actual original inspiration for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, the year was 2000 and I did this with my friend Barry Marder, who you may know as the author of "Letters From a Nut" by Ted L. Nancy).
ANYWAY, so one time we stopped in this tiny town and somewhere in the Midwest whose name escapes me at the moment, and the town was honestly no more than 2 blocks long, and we are walking on this little sidewalk that they had, and there was a guy there, walking past us, and I was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, and the guy says as we walk by "Hey Jerry" and kept walking.
And that, to this day, so blows my mind that not only was he NOT SURPRISED that i was in this town, population 115, but that I just walked by him, he recognized me and he felt the need to say anything more than "hi." Not "what the hell are you doing here." I'm sure that guy is out there, somewhere. Probably on reddit.
Where'd the name come from? Something like "you seen this? I already read it."
-Dys- ยท 1309 points ยท Posted at 21:47:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a person living in a small town in MT with David Letterman living down the road, I can attest this happens. Something about the midwest personal privacy mindset. It would be rude not to say hi, but ruder to make a big deal about it.
[deleted] ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 01:49:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my goodness, yes! This is the midwest to a T.
Also, Hey Jerry glad you stopped by.
Anyway, if you don't smile and nod, you're rude. If you know the person, and don't greet them by name, you're rude. If you deter them in their task, you're also rude.
Long story short, greet em by name if you know it, smile, nod, and keep on going. If you don't know em by name, smile, nod, and keep on going.
Cheers!
[deleted] ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 03:47:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:06:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the wave? Similar to royalty waving from balconies or more like.. you know.. like windshield wipers wave?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:08:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SnowblindAlbino ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 04:36:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Pacific Northwest-- at least in the rural parts --it's just the index finger up off the wheel. Only tourists and townies wave with their whole hand from the car.
Ohrion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:17:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Truth
zero_cat_chance ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:30:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same in KS. Except for the tourist thing.
Rajani_Isa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:01:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like how someone decided to downvote you for the truth.
I usually do a V myself, but the palm does indeed stay on the wheel. Probably because you never know when Bambi is going to jump out.
Andrew_Squared ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:33:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the Midwest, now in SE, I raise thumb, index and middle finger, with ring and pinky still wrapped around the wheel. Also, nod my head and smile.
Ehlmaris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:38 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here in Atlanta it's just raising your hand for a split second before returning it to the wheel while slamming on your brakes because FUCK THIS TRAFFIC.
PLZDNTH8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So doesn't tourists and townies include everyone possible?
SnowblindAlbino ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:56:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No-- there are no towns in most of the places I'm thinking of. In rural areas where I used to live "townies" are people who come from cities (or towns) and have no idea what they are doing...but they aren't tourists. ("Tourists" is basically an insult reserved for people who are complete idiots.)
Beeenjo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:05:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you have your hand on the top of the steering wheel, lifting your fingers up making a "wave hand" without taking your hand off is also acceptable.
tookawicz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:52:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Missouri, we just lift a finger off the steering wheel. I don't expect it much in town but if you're on a gravel road..finger waves every time.
scootteddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this made me laugh out loud
OriginalChurro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:30:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL?
scootteddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mmhm
kheltar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:58:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Often responded to with "the nod".
Smile-n-Nod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always smile & nod to let people know I'm not rude. But I get sad when people don't smile back.
iowabeans ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 02:41:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Midwesterner can confirm, we mind our own business. If you showed up in my little town the same thing would happen. We try not to trouble anyone as long as we're not troubled.
rheus ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:06:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is typical Scandinavian behaviour. And most Scandinavians ended up in the Midwest. It may have something to do with that.
bipnoodooshup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:18:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did kind of the same thing. I was in a pawn shop in Arnprior, Ontario and Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys was in there too. I recognized him but didn't wanna make a big deal about it. He eventually came up to my brother and I and was like "Hey boys, what's goin on?". We shot the shit for a minute or so and he kinda just walked off. He seemed dazed.
seemoneh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:45:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's always a little dazed. And friendly.
FragrantBleach ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:52:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you remove your own upvote?
RoyalSamurai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:31:47 on January 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was watching you, like a shithawk. Like a shithawk.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:28:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While working at a communication site near Choteau, MT I saw the microwave back haul equipment that brought Internet connectivity to David Letterman's ranch. I managed to remain pretty modest in the light of a celebrities internet connection.
Ah-Cool ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:55:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why Dave Chappelle chose to live in Yellow Springs, also, yellow springs is just awesome in general.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:20:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean Choteau. Don't worry John Hammond from Jurassic Park mispronounced on a feature film.
GreatReverendBuddha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is just common sense to me. I've had brushes with a few celebrities in my life. If it was appropriate to acknowledge them, then I'd usually say nothing more than "Hi, like your work." Otherwise I'd ignore them all together so they can live their life in peace.
Once, I was at a Beverly Hills higher-end mall off Rodeo drive, and this woman came in dressed up head to toe covering herself up. We passed by each other as we went in opposite directions. I looked at her, she looked at me. I'm not sure who she was, but clearly somebody who was not out to go shopping and be recognized by anyone. At the time I laughed that she drew more attention to her self like that, but considering the way paparazzi and some fans react, it's sad that she has to live a life away from the normal things normal people do.
Chiquye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know exactly what you're talking about. I am from a smaller Midwest town...We've had a few celebrities come through and not much of a fuss is made.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's true, but a lot of people can also feel intimidated or just freeze up when trying to think of what they want to say when they suddenly meet somebody famous.
It sounds like that guy was just cool and not intrusive from the way he was described, but it can go both ways.
averagejosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like that down here in the Southeast, too. I'm from Asheville, North Carolina, which has grown to be a semi-popular place in that past decade or two. So we periodically have celebrities of varying levels of fame coming and going, and people typically tend to refrain from approaching them. They don't ignore them or keep from talking to them if talked to, you know, but they act like they're regular people. Although it was a little different both times the president visited.
Ritz_Frisbee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:33:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Montana is considered the midwest?
borscht_blues ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:14:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's part of the Mountain West.
It has some similarities to the midwest (a tiny bit of the midwestern accent on words like "bag", "dragon", and "magnet"), but there are also quite a few differences. Like mountains.
-Dys- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:28:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
on the eastern slope of the rockies we are much more like the midwest than what you would consider the west/pacific northwest.
CaptCurmudgeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad Letterman is an asshole in person
patient-1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:19:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, past neighbor!
drunk_haile_selassie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The mid west sounds like Australia. Exactly the same mindset over here.
zzzbeanxxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello fellow MT redditor!
917caitlin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:43:26 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you must also know that Dave is kind if a dick-ish neighbor.
nsk1337 ยท 521 points ยท Posted at 19:44:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the FAQ: It's (sort of) a play on words -- i.e., "I read it on reddit." Also, there are some unintentional but interesting Latin meanings to the word "reddit". Details here.
HAL9000000 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 04:57:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't take credit for this, but some Redditor once also observed the following about the "Reddit" name:
When you see any given link, the words are blue. When you upvote it, your upvote is red (well, technically it's orangish, but basically it's a shade of red).
So when you upvote something, you "red it."
And what happens to the blue words when you upvote some link? The next time you see the words for that link, the words are purple. So you take a blue link and you "red it." And when you combine red with blue, what do you get? You get purple.
BoneHead777 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:27:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And if you don't like it, you want to forget that you've seen it, want the link to be blue again, so you add blue to it by downvoting!
[deleted] ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 20:29:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with reddit? If I already read it, why am I still on the website!?
IamNaN ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 21:55:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people?
swiley1983 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 22:39:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reposters, Jerry. Karma whores, to the very last.
Thinc_Ng_Kap ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:55:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one really reads it all. Ever.
Toberoni ยท 202 points ยท Posted at 19:45:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was Bill Murray. No one will believe you.
BillMurraysTesticle ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 21:11:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I might.
jb4427 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:15:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's hard to hear through pants, though.
Excaviliar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:20:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You assume he's wearing pants.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shut it, you nut.
Bladelink ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:53:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is starting to sound like it happened at a singularity in spacetime.
TheRealBillMurray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will.
Redtitwhore ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 20:55:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure he was surprised to see you but didn't want to come off as annoying and bothersome to you. He was just a nice Midwest guy.
solzhen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, by gosh.
BallsacsRockUntil ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:32:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am sure your friend Marder, hired someone to walk by you and say "Hey Jerry". He probably did it to fuck with your brain and let you ponder over it as long as you live.
This is what is referred to as "the long con"
AKnightAlone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No way. Just hearing that story, I can almost guarantee the guy was convinced he was a look-alike. I can totally imagine someone saying something like that. The cap and sun glasses would make him less obvious.
BoroPaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pole to Pole Michael Palin walking across a South American high plain - devoid of all life - sees another human in the distance walking towards him, no other human for hundreds of miles (except the camera crew). As the man approaches he lifts his head and says "morning", and keeps on walking. It is John Cleese.
blizooka ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:20:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely loved "Letters From A Nut" as a kid. I found it on my stepmom's bookshelf one day and read it from cover to cover easily a dozen times from then on. Hilarious stuff.
UnbelievableRose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:24:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found it in my local library and when I noticed the return address was in my hometown, immediately forced my Dad to drive me to track it down. It's a PO box :(
jpropaganda ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:23:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Barry Marder! You've just answered a question I've had for a LONG time, since I love those Ted L Nancy books!
Thinking_is_Free ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:37:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest damn thing I've read in a while. Thank you.
WhoFan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:46:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I act the same way when I see celebrities. I realize it's them, and I know you're just people that don't really want to be bothered. I might say hi, but more likely just smile and wave or give you a thumbs up and keep on going. That way, you'd know I know that you know I know.
SeriouslyPunked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do this too. After all, they're just people who happen to have a very high profile job. I'm sure its nice to not be mobbed by people in the street when they recognise you and just be treated politely like a normal person.
Tokyocheesesteak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Celebrities are people that labor for years to become famous so that they can wear giant sunglasses so no one knows who they are.
iamthisnow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"letters from a nut" is brilliant, you can tell him that I still laugh about "startles" quietly to myself....if you feel so inclined.
justcalmdown ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:03:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My god, I wish I was that smooth.
soggyindo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:10:58 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kurt Cobain used to say this was his preferred way for folks to interact with him. If they pretended not to recognize him it just felt creepy.
RAAFStupot ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:12:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was Wayne Knight in disguise.
cocksparrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is incredible. I wish you remembered the town!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet this guy has told this story to everyone he knows. Hey the other day I am walking down 1st Street and who do I see Jerry Seinfeld! Yeah sure Herm, what did you say?! I just said, Hi Jerry. I hope he is on reddit so he can have this proof and to make his story that much more amazing.
MaddenCorps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i had a 67 bug. That's a dangerous journey. That thing was a piece of junk but I learned about cars because everything on it would break.
I am a little disappointed you didn't fist bump. At least high five...
MKEAndy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess there's always the possibility that he thought you were another Jerry. I hope to god that's not the case though. That's amazing.
american_engineer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he just thought you were someone who looked like Jerry Seinfeld. And he was actually not a cool cat at all.
BEAUTIFUL_LLAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy's name?
Albert Einstein.
pk_deluxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago I got on a busy elevator with Dustin Hoffman. We went up one floor and my friend Allison got on with us. The doors opened and without missing a beat, she said, "Love your movies" to Dustin Hoffman like it was no big deal. She then turned around and faced the elevator doors as we travelled to our floor like it was no big deal. It was priceless.
DRo_OpY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ive done this to both Stacy Augmon, Idris Elba, and Walter Payton. Walter just didn't know I had already met him.
Davezter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet that guy was being sarcastic. He thought he was looking at someone who looked just like you and made a snarky comment to them as he was passing by. Probably thought he was being funny.
ClintonHarvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, that was an episode of Seinfeld and you know it, Jerry.
67and734eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a 67 bug too, wouldn't trade it for the world.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, we're the ones asking questions around here.
fractalfrenzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Letters From a Nut was hilarious! When did you publicly reveal the true author?
myhairhurts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so weird to see someone else named Marder..
KennethEllenRipley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining Lyle the dude from "the summer of George"
Dr_Kitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's also a portmanteau of read and edit. I think the founders had both in mind.
TehAwesomeFrosty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh, I'm someone who might be like that as well. I've never understood the obsessing/following of celebrities. I might stop and shake your and and just be on my way, and that's it...but prolly nothing or just a wave...
Albuquerque, eh? Weren't transporting meth, by chance were you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is great. Keep it going.
sweaty_sandals ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Prime Minister of Canada sat down for a beer on Salt Spring Island. Nobody bothered him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry
lalop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if you looked like a Jerry who lived there?
zonie3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he confused Seinfeld with Curb Your Enthusiasm and thought it was you that hated the stop and chat.
67and734eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could imagine me saying this
cap_i_cua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Just saw you were here and I missed you. Bummer. Anyway, for what it's worth, I was in Chicago once with my ex wife and asked a guy where to buy some wine. He told me go down such and such street (past Four Seasons) and across the street there's a place. But if that's not open, go kitty corner from that place to the little grocery store. We just pass Four Seasons and my ex goes "That's Jennifer Flavin and Sylvester Stallone putting their kids in that cab." I look back and it was. We proceed down the street and notice they're proceeding down the same street on the other side. First wine place is closed, so we head kitty corner and notice we're gonna end up right behind the Slys and look like total stalkers. Still, it was cool to see eyeballs bug out and heads jerk around for a double-take as we followed them into the grocery store. I go straight for the wine rack in the center of the store. Sly swings left and Flavin right. As I'm standing at the wine rack checking out a bottle he walks straight at me and stops at the rack. I glance up and say the first thing that pops into mind, which turns out to be "Hey, what's up Big Sly." He responds with a "Hey, what's up" back. My day is made so I grab my wine and boogie from the store. Like I said, for what it's worth.
EDIT: Re the Mid-Westerner thing, I'm from San Diego
fractalface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Larry the Cable Guy has a cabin in the woods of Northwest Wisconsin, and I saw him one day while I was golfing with my dad. The same interaction you had with that one guy on the sidewalk happened at least a half dozen times while I was having a beer with my Dad after the round. Was really surreal.
Navi1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. ;)
As someone from Albuquerque, I have to ask: What made you pick Albuquerque in particular?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love "Letters From a Nut." Thank you for bringing that to us.
joe2105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Minnesota town with a population of 1900 and that's what would happen. We just wouldn't want to intrude and want you to have a good old normal time. Unless your some high school girls.
Ledward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This does not surprise me at all. Us mid westerners are always polite and kind but we are afraid of invading peoples personal space.
Creamballman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's a mix of read and eddit
DemThickLegs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait... so is it Barry Marder or Ted L. Nancy?
JeremyIsSpecial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:02:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he just called everyone Jerry.
Cerveza87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Id like to point out that a show called Carpool was first broadcast as a web series in 2009. 2+ years before Comedians in cars getting coffee
It is the same principle only the guests are not just comedians. Both shows are similar and both very entertaining.
If you haven't watched Carpool please go to YouTube and have a look.
Kalepsis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:15:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was obviously an NSA agent.
mlslouden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why dave chappelle lives in yellow spring, oh
inemici ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what, you can't say hello? Haven't I been a good uncle?
a_newer_hope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:42 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Minneapolis. It's considered rude and also kinda pathetic to lose your shit for a celebrity.
It still happens...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld almost kind of typed my username.
That's almost kind of something.
Jesse402 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:47:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cordova, Nebraska perhaps? I'm just going to pretend that's what it was.
_quickdrawmcgraw_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:08:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is by far the funniest story I've ever read in an AMA. The mere concept of it can be so well visualized that I just burst out laughing. Thank you!
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know. It amuses me in the same way as the guy who yells "Hey, Malkovich!" and pegs John Malkovich with a soda in Being John Malkovich. It's just so matter of fact.
Phylar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:15:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have always wanted to do this to somebody well known. Thumbs up to this guy, thumbs fkn in the stratosphere.
rednaxt ยท 337 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does a typical day off from work consist of for you?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 846 points ยท Posted at 19:23:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's usually, the kids and I will go get bagels and lox on a weekend. And then we'll come home and eat them.
jocobh22 ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 19:25:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what are you? Jewish?
AlmostSawTheEnd ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:59:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who downvoted this comment?
wtf_are_you_talking ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:37:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hamas downvote brigade or HDB for short.
[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my wife hates that I call bagel and lox bagel and lox.
She thinks that lox should, technically, be called something else, since the smoking/curing process is slightly different than 'traditional lox'.
I point at the sign and say, "see. the bagel store says Lox. It's Lox."
"No, it's not. They're wrong," she says.
LakersLady ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:16:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can only imagine how much worse things get at the ron-and-walter household.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:02:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ron Howard and Walter Mathau make an interesting couple.
garenzy ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:53:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Divorce your wife.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:40:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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cactus_rape ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:44:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"lox" comes from "Lachs" in German which just means "salmon". Let her dwell on that one.
desertjedi85 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:07:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was at my mom's house last night and she said she was picking up grinders from Subway. They're subs mom, it's not a grinder shop.
an800lbgorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, you guys are the best.
DaysJustGoBy ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:46:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw I miss Long Island. How has no one in Baltimore know how to make a good bagel with lox, or whitefish spread? Oh the humanity.
OhBlackWater ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:33:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fuck is lox
ManWhoKilledHitler ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:49:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Liquid OXygen. It really isn't something you should feed your kids.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:02:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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laowai123 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:48:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ha
trireme32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:18:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does the lox say?
guitarfixer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:07:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cured salmon I believe.
Vitamin-J ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A filet of cured salmon.
EchoPhi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:40:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a cured salmon, often served on a onion, rye, or fruit bagel with cream cheese. Very salty, very good.
PineappleSlices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:12 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cured salmon is gravlox. Standard lox is smoked.
RoboticParadox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
a rap trio from the bronx
also a kind of fish spread
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:34:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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PineappleSlices ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:37:15 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It isn't raw. It's smoked or cured.
AgletsHowDoTheyWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goldberg's in Pikesville.
HiFructoseCornFeces ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:25:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld eats kids.
HalfAccurate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I had gold, I'd give you gold.
sarsarsar ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:19:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice. Same ritual in my family.
cj7jeep ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:11:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you really are Jewish
Brewmaster14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know what I am eating for dinner.
Saintzillla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:11:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you eat them. Just getting them would be upsetting.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds delicious. Don't forget the capers!
lechatsportif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've done good Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:43:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A joke for you Jerry :)
Why are there no jews in jail?
They eat lox.
homo-sacer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:29:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You eat kids?
icekilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best way to have breakfast! Le jewish way to start the day
hollob ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:14:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YOLO
[deleted] ยท 1218 points ยท Posted at 18:14:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most mundane thing you and Larry have obsessed over?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3063 points ยท Posted at 18:50:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We never obsess over anything that isn't mundane. Most recent was intentional mumbling. We wrote this script for this thing that you will eventually see but I can't reveal what it is at this time. All I can do is tell you is that it's big, huge, gigantic. Even bigger than that Amazon package.
Registered_For_Jerry ยท 1271 points ยท Posted at 18:52:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sack Lunch?
Robinisthemother ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 19:17:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the people shrunk down, or is it just a really large sack?
footytang ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:05:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already!"
chipotle_burrito88 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:17:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably one of my favorite lines of the whole series!
mthrndr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:45:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you want to know how they got into that sack?
emart756 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:28:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Enjoy.... Blame it on the rain?"
RachelRTR ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be watching Chunnel.
emart756 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:48:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Prognosis Negative
greengrapez ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They tend to shrink in cold water.
steelycrayon ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Prognosis Negative
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see Chunnel!
estrangedeskimo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:43:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rochel Rochel!
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:45:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No way, Ponce Deleon.
estrangedeskimo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:51:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mountain High, surely
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:57:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agent Zero
estrangedeskimo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:58:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check Mate
MechanicalTurkish ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:39:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DEATH BLOW! When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons all together...
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:31:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_fictional_films
555--FILK ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip code now.
trivialpursuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the number 555-FILK?
itsagoodtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:54:30 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you have selected?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Prognosis: Negativvvvvvvve...
TheAmazingWJV ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:19:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rochelle, Rochelle: Larry and Jerry's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?
sack_lunch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:45:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes?
TheGreatJatsby ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Blame it on the Rain?
memorablemember ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Prognosis: Negative.
martin_man ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Death Blow
Pulp_Ficti0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Starring Dabney Coleman
Trenks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean "Mulligans Stew"
Now THAT'S a deep, deep reference...
thredrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big salad!
rescuetheembassy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:06:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
↑ This should be top comment.
[deleted] ยท 1395 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry's been here for an hour and a half and he's already getting meta. What a pro.
jb4427 ยท 370 points ยท Posted at 21:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's Jerry Seinfeld.
He invented meta.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:22:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good point.
Pit-trout ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:42:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They say he invented Douglas Hofstadter just to be able to refer to the concept of meta-reference.
empathyflux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. You just made my 2014.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:02 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's all downhill from here!
nationcrafting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:50 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never know if "it's all downhill from here" is said as a good thing or a bad thing.
I mean, if you're on a bicycle, "all downhill from here" is great. But if you're running away from an avalanche, "all downhill from here" is not so great.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In this context it's negative. He's already experienced the best moment of 2014, so everything else is going to be worse.
mattersmuch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:21:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some say John Donne invented meta.
tubular1450 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:47:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Fraid I don't get the reference...is that from farther down the thread? Cause I haven't reached that yet.
alphabeat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like he's sitting in reddit HQ! Wait...
InitiallyAnAsshole ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of us.
zizekfortheheckofit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:30:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ONE OF US.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:06:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone give Jerry gold already
neurotrash ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:58:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does it make me too jaded that I think reddit people are helping him out. Still love him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:35:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, Redditors are helping Jerry Seinfeld write funny things.
WerkinAndDerpin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost as good as Morgan Freeman
kalel_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry is always meta
runnerrun2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's being.. a comedian.
ideamagnet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only we will never see him again outside of reddit, he's fallen in.
Nyrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How you seperate the best from the rest my friend.
flozzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if he know's what's in the safe?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's Victoria adding that stuff.
[deleted] ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
iwanttobelieve.jpg
grecy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
movie?
SockGnome ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd be happy with a three one hour each episode arch post prison.
MisterScalawag ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:16:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My body is ready
waffleninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Confirmed for nothing.
DannyBoi1Derz ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:52:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigger than a big salad?
Pak-O ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tomatoes the size of volleyballs.
kittnzNrainbowz ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:52:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...Mother of god
interfail ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:03:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Half Life 3 confirmed.
murph1331 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld 2 confirmed
Drutarg ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:25:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, Jerry just dropped a huge bomb.
joeredspecial ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:54:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH GOD WHAT IS IT?
Or at least tell me when I will see it.
NoffCity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me it's for a new season of Curb.
Skoolz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:28:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have made my day, Mr. Seinfeld. The mere idea of you two collaborating on something again is exciting as all hell.
MathSphere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet it's a skit for the Oscars...
MathSphere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or SNL ?
nonpasmoi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
kudos for quoting the second post on the front page while being the first post on the front page. Are you sure this is your first time on Reddit?
ironic_stache ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Topical front page references from Jerry. I can die happy now.
vleroybrown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:50:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right here is were I started reading this in Jerry's voice
MausoleumofAllHope ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can see you've really taken a liking to that Amazon package as a premise, it had better make it into your very large thing.
HinkHoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
surely not as big as that salad
castles87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't wait to eventually see it!!
ForReveredGreen90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigger than the Amazon package, but smaller than the big salad. Does that sound accurate?
SonsofWorvan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld movie?
Fresh_n_Breezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just reading this reply made me bust out laughing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa whoa whoa. Jerry and Larry are working on a secret script that that's going to be huge?
I'm intrigued.
publicworksdept ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Halflife 3?
pyrochyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigger then Kramer's balls when he went on that race rant?
qbxk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
obviously, it's a superbowl commercial. but for what...?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, so it's not real?
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bigger than Elaine's head?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Calling it now: Bee Two-vie!
busheys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He just said that him and Larry wrote something new. HOLY COW!
AiyyoIyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's got me excited. Thank you to both of you for making us laugh and forget our worries.
Syphon8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld: The Movie?
servimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please do not forget to add a banana.
foreelyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what she said.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big Salad?
jacksonb62 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sliced bread?
Skizot_Bizot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld Two: Electric Boogaloo?
"This time, it's about even less than nothing."
B0mbastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you have a banana for scale?
bkay28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
amazon prime 2 day shipping please
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, you're referencing other Reddit posts...
Just exactly how much time do you spend on Reddit...Mr. Seinfeld...?
putittogetherNOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Intentional mumbling is a way of communicating I used with my fellow worker bees. I started it, mumble the words just enough, that from 10 feet away you cant understand it, but from 3 feet away you could make out what is being said. The other guys learned to do it also, and God, we never laughed so hard in our lives. Great times, I miss that crew.
I wish I could demo it, there is an art to it, and we got pretty good at it. The humor is in the mumble, the word, and the idea, all at once.
Shane_larson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big salad?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Howard Stern's bday bash
JRPGPD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even bigger than a big salad?
pheeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:54:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chunnel 2?
Bean_Ender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read those last two sentences in Seinfeld's voice.
blakestonefeather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Intentional mumbling is the description of his new project called Reddit. Only thing left to work out is traveling backwards through time to start the dang thing.
Kalepsis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:25:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a little autistic, Jerry?
woefulwank ยท 935 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How come you decided upon clean humour and to never go blue?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1469 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well when I started out in comedy in the 70s, if you didn't do clean humor you weren't getting on TV, so I started doing that so I could be on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. And then when I saw what other people were doing, I just always wanted to be a little different.
morningsaystoidleon ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:04:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your CD was one of the first standup albums I bought, and I listened to it constantly, but I never actually thought about the fact that you didn't go blue. At a certain point, an act is just funny - it's kind of outside of the genre boundaries.
Anyways, I put your act up there with Cosby's and Carlin's early specials, and it really helped me build an appreciation for great standup. Thanks for putting so much work into it.
Nyrb ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:43:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You dont have to go blue to be funny.
yea_reads_as_yay ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 12:26:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But once you go blue, you never go fuck your mother.
dembonezz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:26:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oat bag... I get oat bag now... Oat bag time for me
A_Cynical_Jerk ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:34:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can only imagine the dick jokes you would have came up with.... Sadly, the world will never know...
2112butts ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 21:05:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyojQFJY1w
eggerWiggin ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:35:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad that I stuck with that long enough to see Mr. Seinfeld dressed like a dick.
Nyrb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:42:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfelds Seinfeld sounds like the Scout from TF2.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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upsidedownbat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tawny Kitaen, who also appears in this Whitesnake video
lukabrazi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A blue set by Jerry Seinfeld would feel so surreal hahaha
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:35:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for keeping it clean!
Pyrepenol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever think that some of your jokes would be funnier with swearing? I know it wouldn't work since it's not your style, but does the thought sometimes cross your mind?
KingOfTheSea94 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 03:29:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it was in the HBO special where he was with Chris rock, Ricky gervais and Louis C.K. He said that he tried a joke about batman using the word fuck, and got a bunch of laughs. He tried it again another time without swearing and nobody laughed. After that he decided he didn't want to tell jokes where the humor just comes from the shock value of a swear word (if I remember correctly).
paranoidpuppet ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:00:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
He's actually answered that before in an HBO special, I'm on my phone but I'll post the link when I get home if no one else does.
Edit: Here's the link.. it's from Talking Funny (which, for anyone who hasn't seen it is an interesting/funny conversation between Louis CK, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, and Jerry Seinfeld that gives some really interesting insight into their careers for anyone who's interested at all in comedy).
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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woefulwank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Louis CK gets by.
[deleted] ยท 2738 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about laugh tracks on sitcoms?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3379 points ยท Posted at 18:29:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was something we struggled with quite often on Seinfeld. Because we had real laughs on the scenes that were shot in front of an audience, but then we would shoot other scenes that were not in front of the audience (which didn't have any laughs) and then it felt like a bit of a mismatch, so we tried to compromise and put in a subtle laugh track. I think that one of the fun things of a sitcom is feeling like you're in an audience even though you're home, watching it by yourself. I have to say I like some sitcoms with them and some without. Depends on the show.
thenewyorkgod ยท 2812 points ยท Posted at 18:40:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
My all time favorite is in the puffy shirt episode when you can hear a woman in the audience shriek out "OH MY GOD!"
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2579 points ยท Posted at 19:49:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny.
cadencehz ยท 958 points ยท Posted at 20:00:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And even when he did like something, he doesn't laugh. He says, "That's funny." ... That's funny!
BurnedPanda ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 23:56:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Julie strikes again.
tehjarz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No...it's from the Seinfeld episode, The Switch.
DaBake ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:23:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Instead of saying someone or something is funny, why don't you just laugh?
Adjal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:34:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother in law is the same way. My sister always says she'll miss his laugh when he dies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:55:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just imagine he's saying "that's so money"
[deleted] ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 23:55:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold Jerry! Reddit gold.
anymooseposter ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 00:54:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's that working out for you?
jdallen1222 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:48:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because it's real.
the_slunk ยท -85 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Not funny haha funny queer." -Carl Childers
Tripone ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They should replace laugh tracks with just that. People stating "that's funny" after every joke. Ha.
DannyCristo ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:24:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got that reference!
notevil22 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:43:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
me too!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:48:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's funny...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:35:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It must be fucking hilarious if Jerry Seinfeld thinks that it is funny.
mykalASHE ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:16:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld thinks YOU'RE funny!
myerrrs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this like the episode where your date would never laugh??
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
chaldea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes it is.
PaulMSURon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now that I heard
abbythedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, my friend and I dressed as Elaine and you for a halloween party. She called and told me she had my costume.. a puffy shirt. I thought it would be funny. She showed up with what looked like an oversized doily, or something a grandma would wear. Needless to say, when I saw her hold it up I knew EXACTLY what you were feeling when you had to wear it on the show.
antdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:39 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Photo(graph)s? :P
EstebanEsGuapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:47:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I was just telling my friend about the "that's funny" episode. She's that girl
Fluffaykitties ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Now that I heard."
andretii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:05:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I mean how can I be with someone that doesn't laugh." - Jerry
ferfecksakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This expression has taken over the world. There is even a prescribed way of saying it. How did this happen?
purplekissofstardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
USxMARINE ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 20:59:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Am seinfield. Can confirm its funny.
Edit: heil hitler
swimfast58 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:55:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah the other guy is definitely Seinfeld
mracrawford ยท 214 points ยท Posted at 18:57:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Helped ya out
blandrice123 ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:12:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1:00
preggit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link
Stumblin_McBumblin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:28:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's odd. Wouldn't she have already seen the homeless guys in those shirts before the cast walks out the door?
NULLACCOUNT ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:48:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is an example of a laugh track, not an audience (I'm pretty sure that was filmed outside, so there wouldn't be an audience).
It is possible they show the clips/episodes on a screen to an audience and record their reaction, I'm not sure, but they still could actually play around with and move the laughter, etc.
bitoftheolinout ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They definitely did show outdoor scenes to a stuio audience. I went to a Seinfeld taping once.
My lucky bastard friend got a signed script from Jerry afterwards.
YourWebcamIsOn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thank you, sir!
[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 19:46:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
could you not just link to the timespot instead of making me sit through a minute and fifteen seconds of that trash show?
i get why you think everyone in a seinfeld AMA thread would naturally love the show, but following common internet courtesy -- no, hygiene -- would have saved me having to ask you to be a man.
circleof5ifths ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No need to be boorish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:08:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you have absolutely no idea what that word means.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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altboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
its the last scene of the episode I believe, when theyre walking out of Monks and there are panhandlers wearing the shirt asking for change
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR1yytsHzmU 1 minute in
angrytortilla ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are a few times where I've found someone's laugh or reaction in the audience just as funny as what's going on on stage.
dawhitesox14 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:12:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The HIMYM "hahahahaHUEHUEHUE" that seemingly appears once per episode gets me every time.
I end up looking like an idiot because I hear the joke, then I hear the laugh track, then I laugh.
TwentySteven ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:18:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I too enjoy the hahahahaHUEHUEHUE.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How am I supposed to be hearing huehuehue?
Just sounds like hee hee hee, maybe mixed with hay hay hay
nothing like hooayhooayhooay
pretentiousglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like "Hneee hnee hnee!" with a very -subtle- 'n'. Basically a nasal laugh? Kinda?
xenvy04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...what?
dawhitesox14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YguljAFU3Bc
xenvy04 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... Interesting.
Thanks for the link!
TareXmd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:11:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But being an outdoor scene, shouldn't that be one of the one shot without an audience? As per Mr. Seinfeld here, shouldn't that "Oh My God" track be an inserted one, as opposed to a genuine live audience track?
serfis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to another comment here, some outdoor scenes did have an audience.
mykalASHE ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:16:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld thinks YOU'RE funny!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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thenewyorkgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very astute ear!
EFpointe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats, man. Jerry fucking Seinfeld just said "that's funny" about something you said. I could die easily if I could say that.
GrannyBacon81 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:05:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how there is always something in our daily lives which you can relate back to a Seinfeld episode. I dated a guy who reenacted medieval fighting, thus wore a lot of puffy shirts... I fondly remember him as "puffy shirt."
NULLACCOUNT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that is an example of a laugh track, not an audience, since it looks like it was filmed outside. Maybe a screening audience?
DoctorSteve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:13:55 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I Love Lucy's audience would make a lot of remarks like that. That's the best part of watching!
th3ch0s3n0n3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
datpuffyshirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good one
slinkywheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sounds like "oh my goodness" to me
ChangingofHabits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was actually Gabriel Iglesias.
Dookie_boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Must rematch.
bass_n_treble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like Mrs. Costanza
Sdumo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you even hear that?
mystik3309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's so clear. Catch that every time.
ericabetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite audience reaction in Seinfeld is during the Marine Biologist/Titlistreveal.
Turanga_Fry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this about sitcoms. My favorite is watching the old I Love Lucy shows and in more than half the episodes you hear Ricky laughing hysterically at Lucy behind the camera with his giant Cuban laugh.
xZora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the second reference I've seen to the puffy shirt episode in the past 30 minutes, on completely unrelated websites.
TSP123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:54 on January 17, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great job. :)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just googled it, can confirm, very funny moment.
_trace ยท 220 points ยท Posted at 18:33:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely MASH without, right?
ryanknapper ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:57:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love watching MASH without the laugh track. It really changes the show.
_trace ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:59:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So happy when I realized you could turn it off on the DVDs.
kalpol ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:38:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This changes everything!!!
Ravanas ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:08:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a sudden and urgent need to buy MASH DVD's. What have you done to me?
_trace ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:22:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest getting the individual seasons set rather than the Martinis and Medicine collection, due to packaging. The box set looks cool, but comes with scratched discs.
Ravanas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good to know. Thanks for the advice. :)
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:16:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MASH was aired without the laugh track in the UK. I was horrified to watch it in the US with the laugh track as it does change the entire show.
Snuhmeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where is MAS*H without laugh track?
ryanknapper ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:37:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife bought me the whole series and it's one of the special features.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:04:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know what, I'm not a big fan of laugh tracks, but I feel like the MASH laugh track fits. It's this darkly humorous show with some pretty heavy subject matter, and there is this campy laugh track in the background like it's just some regular sitcom. It kind of ads to the element of absurdism that show had, in my opinion.
magmabrew ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:44:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WKRP should have the original music and MASH should have no laugh track.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I didn't even know it wasn't supposed to have a laugh track until I saw it in a documentary about MASH. I thought the laugh track was part of the joke.
Fartmatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it works alright because it's not used in the surgery scenes, helps to set the mood a bit when things seem light hearted then suddenly more solemn.
NocturnusGonzodus ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every scene in the OR was shown without the laugh track.
shadowabbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right, that was a compromise. The writers / producers didn't want a laugh track. It was CBS that demanded it.
SamuraiJakkass86 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And now she's smothering her baby to prevent everyone from being discovered by the enemy -CROWD CHEERS, SCREAMS, A LADY SAYS 'OH MY GAWWWD!'"-
CooterMarie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you've accurately described my nightmares.
youhavecouvades ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Curb Your Enthusiasm with laugh tracks... [shivers]
jaaaaaaayk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
definitely Friends with.
damnatio_memoriae ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Shit, reddit likes M*A*S*H now?
Edit: this is not a complaint you jackasses.
yash1229 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:00:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's wrong with MASH?
damnatio_memoriae ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:04:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
M*A*S*H is my all time favorite show.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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damnatio_memoriae ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:58:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Reddit has something for everyone but there is still a distinct personality to reddit, whether you're inclined to take that seriously or not. It may be tongue in cheek, but the hivemind exists and it loves bacon and Breaking Bad, and it hates the friend zone.
CooterMarie ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:37:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give it time. In a year there will be a subreddit for people with friendzone fetishes.
swiftb3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Friendzone enough girls and maybe you get invited to sleepovers and get to participate in those underwear pillow fights they all have.
right?
PerceptionShift ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit is big enough now to have its own stereotypes basically.
tardisrider613 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Reddit, but I keep kosher and have never seen Breaking Bad. It's a wiggy wiggy world.
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact - MASH and the Brady Bunch used the same laugh track.
Source: a summer wasted indoors watching tv when I was too young to get a job
Sunfried ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:25:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Brady Bunch Finale where Alice had a breakdown because Marcia had to smother that baby wasn't nearly as funny as the M*A*S*H finale.
(If you're wondering, the trick is to put a \ before each * so reddit doesn't think you're italicizing.)
It_does_get_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
does that technique work when you are pick pocketing people?
Sunfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The answer is ... here in your wallet! It's in my hand! How did I do that?
billions_of_stars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, especially when they're out in the jungle in a jeep.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a small child I detested that MASH laugh track, it was so egregious.
FunkSlice ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People actually watch MASH? I find it's not funny whatsoever.
[deleted] ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 18:35:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Surly_Badger ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:49:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think "Cheers" would be a great example of this. It just wouldn't be the same show without the studio audience yelling when Norm or Cliff would walk in to the bar.
dangerspeedman ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:55:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very true. A good modern example is How I Met Your Mother, and I think the reason is because they aren't constrained by a multi-camera setup and a single stage to shoot on. It's filmed much more creatively than the average laugh track sitcom, which makes you eventually forget the laughs are even there.
yourfriendlane ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:00:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny because when I started reading your comment, I thought, "Wait... is there a laugh track on How I Met Your Mother?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure what qualifies as a "track" but my understanding is that HIMYM basically shows the edited show to an audience and records their actual reactions
busmans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They definitely use at least some prerecorded laugh tracks, as HIMYM is often seen in laugh track montages of several shows.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...and more importantly, is it even funny?
yourfriendlane ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:01:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you have a sense of humor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Humor is subjective and personal. To suggest that it's universal is ridiculous.
yourfriendlane ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:37:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...says the guy who just asked "is it even funny?"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:39:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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yourfriendlane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. Thanks for sharing. Have a lovely day.
dawhitesox14 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:13:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until you hear the "hahahahaHUEHUEHUE" laugh.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:20:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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dangerspeedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that annoying laugh isn't really in their control. They are one of the few that don't use a live audience, so they have to use tape instead. And despite that, they were still nominated for an Outstanding Comedy Series Emmy in 2009 - the only nominee that used a laugh track.
KeytarVillain ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HIMYM is definitely one of the better laugh track shows out there, but it still bugs me. To me, its laugh track is one of those "you are now manually breathing" things - you don't usually notice it, but as soon as someone points it out, it's super-annoying.
(Sorry about mentioning the breathing thing)
AsskickMcGee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God... [hgggh]... damn... [hggh]... you.
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:16:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They are representative of that when you make pauses and time your jokes around the laugh track.
Seinfeld never did that. Go back and watch clips on YouTube and imagine it without the laughs, the actors rarely ever pause to allow for them to finish, and any times where they do, the pause would have been funny in real life even without the laughter.
DoctorSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:20 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...most sitcoms pause because the audience is real and they can't talk over the laughter.
smashyourhead ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They just lend themselves to different styles of comedy. The Simpsons and 30 Rock work brilliantly because they just keep layering jokes on top of jokes in monologues that, if you, had to pause for laughter, would be terrible. Friends has pause-for-laugh gags, but that doesn't make it any less funny when the writing's good. For instance, my favourite Simpsons monologue:
Homer Simpson: STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects. [Tries to do a few] Homer Simpson: Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.
versus my favourite Friends exchange.
Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh Joey... omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions. -
trainiac12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad they left the laugh track out of the operating room, its just out of place there
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Personal opinion... when Monty Python did a movie full of re-shot segments with no laugh track, it was flat and terrible. Not because there was anything wrong with their performance the 2nd time through but because if the studio audience found it so unfunny as to not make a peep, that opinion was contagious.
Tetriser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:59:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Laugh tracks never make me feel like "I'm really there. " they make me feel like some TV executive from the boardroom is now giving me permission to think his show is funny.
NotAReal_Doctor ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watching by myself. How did you know?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because you're on Reddit.
NotAReal_Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your mom is on Reddit
Druiddroid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ahahaha
bstampl1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would be unbearable with a laugh track
AsskickMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Combine five people yelling over each other with an additional canned audience laughter and that's a recipe for disaster. Sounds like a Charlie idea to me.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like in the earlier shows it was okay, because it was the norm. But now if a show has it I immediately think less of it ie. two broke girls and the big bang theory. Just feels too fake.
AsskickMcGee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:34:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the same way. I can think of a ton of shows (Seinfeld, Married With Children, Cheers, etc.) that worked great with laugh tracks, but I can't name a single post-Seinfeld show with a laugh track that I enjoy.
And people cite Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother as exceptions, yet I think they are both pretty awful.
NaziAtheist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAAH ...haha ha jajajajajajajajaja
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I.. Like this answer.
ALIEN_VS_REDDITORS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to watch great shows like Seinfeld without a laugh track. I bet it would feel quite different. Would it even be technically feasible to re-release an episode without it?
whosinthetrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Laugh tracks can make the best out of any situation.
astrograph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my favorite episode of yours = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tP9fI2zbE
Sherlock--Holmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't watch sitcoms anymore because all I end up hearing are laugh tracks... And then I start mimicking them mockingly. It's horrible.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to sitcom recording in the UK, and they show the OB stuff to the studio audience on big screens during the filming of the studio stuff, hopefully in the right order, and record their reaction. Little tip for Larry next time. ;)
(By the way Seinfeld is without a doubt the funniest comedy series I've ever seen, either side of the Atlantic. Thank you so much - it's got me through some hard times.)
HastyToweling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Night Court had the best laugh track, IMO. There was one guy who was much louder than everyone else. "HEH. HEH. HEH!"
desert_dessert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Big fan and tv employee. So did you guys not shoot the exteriors, then play them back in front of the audience for laughs, during the full audience show day?
Just curious, because I've worked in tv a long time behind the scenes and that's how we did multi-cam.
Also, I think laughs help the actors with timing. Do you think having a live audience responding with laughs helps you with your timing?
AsskickMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you name a current (last ~5 years or so) sitcom with a laugh track that you enjoy and believe benefits from the track?
I ask because I shared your opinion about how the laugh track can be appropriate for a show in the right situations (Seinfeld, Married with Children, etc.), yet I honestly can't think of a post-Seinfeld example.
jpGrind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen all the episodes enough now, I can clearly identify the same laugh clips in numerous episodes.
your_mind_aches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that the presence of laughter in one scene then the absence of it in another was one of the things that made Seinfeld so.... Seinfeld.
rjnr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't feel too guilty about it. I watch a lot of sitcoms with canned laughter and think "that's not funny, who would laugh at this crap?", but with Seinfeld... It's all GOLD, JERRY, GOLD! Ahem.. sorry.
karmapuhlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about Arrested Development?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I ever watched an unedited episode of a sitcom it made me realize how like a play it is. Although you don't get the "best" versions of every scene by getting it all as one performance, it flows better and feels richer. Television is over-edited. I'd rather they pick one complete performance and air that.
edgar_jomfru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. For a long time, I saw laugh tracks as nothing more than not-so-subtle directives to laugh which I found mildly insulting. I'm genuinely surprised that I never considered this angle. Just wanted to let you know that you changed someone's mind today, and probably increased his ability to lighten up and enjoy the show. So thanks!
NickyNichols ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A subtle laugh track. Is that like two or three guys going Haaaaaaa?
karmabaiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is something I enjoyed from Men of a Certain Age. It took me some time to realize that there was no laugh track. Thanks for letting me decode what's funny and what's not.
pcrnt8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember sometimes, while watching Bryan Cranston in Malcolm in the Middle, that I would laugh at the placement of the laugh tracks.
Bahamabanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever consider putting in a laugh track of just one guy, possibly Kramer, laughing for those scenes?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Man on the Moon starring Jim Carrey, Jim's character mentions how a lot of laughs we hear in sitcoms are the voices of dead people. What's your take on that?
petzl20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By subtle, you mean "seamless"? Because when it cuts to an outdoor scene or some new set, the laughs continue at exactly same volume and intensity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a famous story that you asked for people not to applaud Kramer's sliding entrance because you didn't want that to be a typical "sitcom moment" (which I 100% agree with). Is that true?
It's one of those things that I'm sure some interpreted to mean "oh Jerry's a diva he doesn't want his costar getting applause," but to me spoke to your understanding of the medium and trying to avoid Seinfeld becoming a typical sitcom, and one of the reasons it's endured all these years.
Also this is from 4 hours ago so it probably won't get a response, but hey! All good.
TheElevatorToHeaven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This seems like a simple question but what was your favorite episode of Seinfeld??
swishman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
extras is the best show of all time, but i love broad comedy
Stopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bit jarring when you catch an old episode of MASH and it has the laugh track. Doesn't seem to fit.
TrantaLocked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:42:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Curb is an example of a show that is funnier without a laugh track. In my opinion, most sitcoms would be better without a laugh track, because it seems like laughter is being force upon me even when something isn't that funny. Also, it just sounds cheesy. But I think it is also true that without their laugh tracks, many sitcoms would be way too awkward to watch because of how naturally unfunny they are.
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really glad to hear your response to this. I think the laugh track on The Big Bang Theory is incessant, overkill, and is just downright annoying to me. Yet, in Seinfeld, every so often you hear that one person who's laughing hysterically, seemingly genuinely, and it makes the joke even funnier. I think the laugh track in Seinfeld enhances the show,
jojoko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what i've heard that little britain does is they will film the live scenes first. and then while they've got the audience on set for other scenes they will show them the film and record the laughter to add to the final edit on the show.
whtsnk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! The consensus on Reddit seems to suggest laugh tracks are โfor idiotsโ or the mark of poor taste in televisionโor even that they give modern shows a dated aesthetic. This view screams pretentious to me. One needs only Seinfeld to refute that, and Iโm glad youโve given some input on the matter. I, too, like laugh tracks on some shows.
Belgand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I strongly agree with that view it feels like you're using a bit of a straw man there. Not that people don't express their views that way, but that it's reductive to think of them as such without looking at the reasoning behind it.
Personally I don't want to be part of an audience. I don't care what other people think about the show while I'm watching it and merely find it distracting.
Even worse is when it holds up the show because the actors need to wait until laughter dies down to continue. At that point the audience response is crossing the fourth wall and hurting the show. I feel like this was very visible with the live episodes of 30 Rock. There were other issues with them, but it was quite noticeable that the tempo of the show was off and pauses were often quite obnoxious.
Some actors though tend to like having an audience. They respond to the energy of performing in front of a crowd and find it hampering to work without it. While I can respect that it would still be better if the actual audience noise was removed.
Personally I find that the audience is one of the elements that detracts from Seinfeld. I'm still a huge fan of the show, but it makes it harder to appreciate watching it today. I can almost see how some people who didn't watch it when it was originally airing might be inclined to pass on it as a result.
whtsnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Whoโs to say I donโt look into the reasoning behind it? It makes little sense to be thorough enough to relay that reasoning when Iโm only mentioning that view in passing. It would make sense if I were talking to you, but I wasnโtโI was talking to Mr. Seinfeld.
Itโs only obnoxious when you fail to see what it is making homage to: stage comedies. The audience response is intended to be the limited breaking of the fourth wall, orโas Mr. Seinfeld put itโthe immersive nature of โbeing in an audience.โ The tempo and the pauses are a mainstay of comedic live theater, and to that effect I thoroughly enjoyed those episodes of 30 Rock. With Seinfeld in particular, it was a cross between live and not-live, so youโll notice that those breaks in tempo are only occasional.
Belgand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My apologies then. I viewed your claim that it was an arrogant opinion as having come about from the reductive view that laugh tracks/audience laughter were "'for idiots' or the mark of poor taste in television"
My view is that those are an inherent limitation of the format of live performance, and one that need not to be brought over into television.
Of course, as I said already, "being in an audience" is a negative, not a positive in my opinion. Again, a necessity of the particular medium, not the content.
This is decidedly part of the reason why I would agree that they do "give modern shows a dated aesthetic". An unnecessary element is being added, sometimes inauthentically, to a product in order to make it replicate side-effects of another medium. A very rough comparison would be giving artificial grain and wear to digital video in order to emulate aged film. While this is usually done for other reasons, the essential element is the same: the negatives from another medium are being added into something new when they are not needed.
If you want live theater, go to live theater and appreciate the unique aspects of that medium that you will never get by trying to make a partial simulacrum of it in television. You wouldn't talk on your phone in a theater just because you can do that at home, so don't bring the theater into our homes.
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel they are representative of that when you make pauses and time your jokes around the laugh track.
Seinfeld never did that. Go back and watch clips on YouTube and imagine it without the laughs, the actors rarely ever pause to allow for them to finish, and any times where they do, the pause would have been funny in real life even without the laughter.
AsskickMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld ended in 1998 and quite some time has passed.
I happen to think that there are plenty of great comedies before and including Seinfeld (Married With Children, Cheers, etc.) that worked well with laugh tracks, yet absolutely none afterwards. And I don't think this is contradictory.
There is nothing inherently bad about laugh tracks, yet TV has gone on such a dry spell with them that they go hand-in-hand with crappy sitcoms in my mind. All it will take is one exception to break the stereotype, but we've had ~15 years with zilch.
ItsYourHandInMine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Big Bang Theory would be even more horrific without the laugh track. Whereas great shows like Community and Parks & Rec don't require one. So I agree completely.
notanobelisk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Without them, some sitcoms take on a very... different feel.
Thinkfist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
May I say that on days I've felt lonely, I'll put in a sitcom with a laugh track--usually Seinfeld. It just aids the illusion and I start to feel more normal.
dap00man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:09:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like modern sitcoms over do it so much that it interrupts the punchline or even the dialogue. I loved how Seinfeld still managed to keep it realistic.
Dreamtrain ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The big bang theory is LITERALLY nothing without a laugh track.
BoredGamerr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did they use a laugh track for Seinfeld? I saw many behind the scenes and it looked like they did it live.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They did both.
Nukleon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't have a "studio audience" when shooting on location, only when well, in the studio.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please answer this one.
i_had_fun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You already did!
[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 18:23:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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OldClunkyRobot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:33:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plz Jerry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His name's Jerome, aight???
Crasty ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:26:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Since Jerry is not answering, I will. They are horrid. I can't watch a show with laughtracks, no matter how funny they actually are.
Edit: The downvotes are sweet and all, but Jerry still hasn't answered it, maybe you should downvote him. :-O
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am assuming that would be his answer, but I am more so interested in whether he thinks it makes Seinfeld seem dated.
forhorglingrads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed, sitcom consumers seem to be trending away from (outgrowing?) shows with laugh tracks.
If starting today, would things be different for Seinfeld?
Rojones33 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS!!!
no6969el ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He won't touch this one I bet!
P_ro ยท 2013 points ยท Posted at 19:32:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi. I attended a taping of"the parking spot" in '92. We were seated in bleachers at an outdoor set (Kramer hitting the blinds). The session was proceeding slowly, so cast members were able to take time to mingle with the audience. You were the only member that didn't/ couldn't mingle. It was at that point that I realized you are a really busy/serious guy keeping many things aloft in juggling your daily ongoings. From that point on I always wondered, from 0 to 100%, how much of your serious side rules the day?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3225 points ยท Posted at 19:36:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. P_ro, you are DEEP. And super-observant. Thank you for understanding that I was busy and not being an a.h. I would say that I am 90% serious in my day. Comedy is no joke.
anon2413 ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 20:15:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS.
Brocktoon_in_a_jar ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:38:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
swipes mic George W. Bush doesn't care about black people.
16dots ยท 2226 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jaydeekay ยท 804 points ยท Posted at 20:36:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I smell a bumper sticker
[deleted] ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 23:19:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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skryb ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:49:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone's setting up an Etsy shop right now for scratch&sniff bumper stickers.
DrBBQ ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:22:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That seems socially irresponsible.
RedPhalcon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Smells like exhaust!"
intensely_human ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bump and sniff bumpersniffers. No coke intended.
Velcrom_the_Clingy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:45:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're getting reddit gold someday.
intensely_human ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(not today)
YeltsinYerMouth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:15:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it was the penthouse scrath n' sniff bumper sticker.
taneq ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:37:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/9r059ua
BaronThundergoose ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:42:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scratch and Sniff bumper sticker?
mrwensleydale ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:06:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would have to smell like the beach.
plumbtree ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:24:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As long as it doesn't smell like an a.h.
Rajani_Isa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:08:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In this case, shouldn't it smell like a valet?
plumbtree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench!"
NineTimesB ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comedy is no joke - Jerry Seinfeld" - 16dots
wtfwasdat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:56:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
-Michael Scott
VeronicaSawyer89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ready as bumpy sticker. giggled a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I taste a bumper sticker.
theSpecialbro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:44:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does it taste like?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:38 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sticky.
theSpecialbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:41 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see...
Katastic_Voyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scratch and sniff!
jamesrokk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
stop sniffing bumpers
yea_reads_as_yay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Take your lips from the tailpipe.
theSpecialbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:43:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? What's it smell like?
intensely_human ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just be sure to include a QR code permalink to that comment on the bumper sticker
itsagoodtime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:25 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
probably on the Maroon Golf
Cannabis_Cannibal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, just the exhaust.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:06:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
that reminds me of an interview i watched with conan o'brien talking about the writing process, and how even the funniest joke can get a deadpan reaction of "that's the funniest joke i've ever heard."
edit: spelling
iamthetruemichael ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:13:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's bizarre how that works. I've experienced it, when you hear a joke and don't get it for a second, and when you do, the moment is over and you aren't moved to laugh at all, but you're in awe of the joke and you know it's fucking hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm far from being an expert on anything, especially comedy, but i feel like i can relate. some jokes still knock me on my ass but sometimes even if something is hilarious, my reaction is stoic because i'm more fascinated in the joke as a piece of information than as something to react to.
if that makes any sense.
mrsgarrison ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:27:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That really messed with my head.
TongueWagger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read right past it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:20 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm really not sure. i'm not even sure if it was on his show during a guest interview, or a separate show where he was the guest.
off_with_pants ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:35:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/acLssS6.png
taneq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:38:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/9r059ua (OK, I've spammed this one three times now, I'm going to stop. :P )
facelessviking ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:14:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
taneq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:38:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny you should say that, because I just made this: http://imgur.com/9r059ua
shenglizhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy is no joke. - Ghandi -Michael Scott
elk_attack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:44:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah we've all heard that one before
shenglizhe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a coincidence I have heard it before too.
davetucky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's GOLD Jerry, Gold!...I'm sorry
YESYESYESYESSSSS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now that's funny.
spankymuffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Badum chh!
orincal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This belongs on a t shirt or poster with a scowling Jerry on it.
hornwalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if I should laugh or cry.
ELite_Predator28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I smell a pun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:55:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and mime is money.
Deathsnova ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:12:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WOW you must be like, the only one who picked up on that! thanks for pointing it out
onethingimpassionate ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 20:00:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that he won't even spell out curse words.
ProfPyg ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 20:39:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of adorable.
PRGrl718 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:10:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/Yr0WVVG
BigBassBone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you notice his legs are made smaller to fit with the kids...
deep40000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't have the time to do it.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:45:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Video of Jerry trying to be 90% serious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmLdLwlgLI#t=25s
the_aura_of_justice ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy is no joke.
-- Jerry Seinfeld, 2014
zenchowdah ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:03:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Jerry Seinfeld doesn't swear.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:38:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So says the master.
Pyrepenol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get frustrated by people who just aren't funny? Like that friend we all have who laughs at anything and has no grasp of what is or isn't funny?
MsModernity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I must have caught you on a 10% day. When I went to a taping and complained about being hungry, you were sweet enough to get me a pickle from the fridge in your "apartment". You were delightful.
MsModernity ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:12:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I must have caught you on a 10% day. When I went to a taping and complained about being hungry, you were sweet enough to get me a pickle from the fridge in your "apartment". You were delightful.
Fiberfurryhat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comedy is serious business." -Buster Keaton
-PhotonCannon- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:06:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comedy is no joke" -Jerry Seinfeld
9ua51m0d0 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:47:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am sure my comment will not be popular here, but I have to say, I agree that he is a very serious person. I had the chance to see Mr. Seinfeld two times in my life time. Once in a bar in Memphis, after his stand-up show, and once at a restaurant in New York city. Both times, he was approached by fans who asked to take their pictures taken with him, and both instances he rejected their request. The guy does not like to mingle. Although, he did not look very busy at the time...
jimhooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in an old public information film presenter voice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the Internet Jerry, you're allowed to cuss here.
Quantum_Entangler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comedy is no joke"
This is why I love you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
killerado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny, there was an episode where it was discussed how you couldn't not be funny, then you tried to be serious, and it was hilarious.
SubcheckForum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A.H. = Ass Hat?
I sure hope so.
KnopflerisGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comedy is no joke"...this guy must think he's a real comedian, huh.
TightAssHole345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's no contradiction, silly sir. Assholes can be busy.
Gene_Yuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
_Sienfeld Does that include the 8 hours of sleep that one might get in the day?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
a.h. = (ass hat)
helohero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
a.h. = Ass Hat or Asshole? We'll never know...
comineeyeaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:58:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I seriously love that you abbreviated ass hole.
purplekissofstardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must get this a lot but, I love you.
P_ro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome!
altf3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, this is the internet, you can say asshole. No one is gonna be mad. To quote your friend by abbreviating it all you're doing is making me say it.
pachufir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dude, your funny
dyaslinskiy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:02:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"That's gold Jerry! Gold!"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:11:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold, Jerry, gold!
inoxia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man seeing a taping of a Seinfeld episode would have been amazing. As a huge fan of the show you lucky son of a
veggiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:48:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
of a what?!
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 12:37:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is going on with my mind? I read that as
blade316 ยท 2003 points ยท Posted at 18:01:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this, love your work. My question: were there ever story ideas that you had to scrap for Seinfeld because you felt they pushed the limits too far?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2856 points ยท Posted at 18:38:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. There was one episode where Jerry bought a handgun. And we started making it and stopped in the middle and said "this doesn't work." We did the read-through and then cancelled it. A lot of other stuff happened, but trying to make that funny ended up being no fun.
[deleted] ยท 1670 points ยท Posted at 18:50:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like Always Sunny has stolen alot of these scrapped Seinfeld ideas.
beartheminus ยท 1542 points ยท Posted at 18:59:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always Sunny is basically Seinfeld if Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer smoked a bunch of crack every episode.
TranQLizer ยท 685 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hence the tagline, "It's Seinfeld on crack."
iShouldBeWorkingLol ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 22:31:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to see Full House on PCP.
Scraw ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 00:31:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shameless?
DBD_175_DRUM_LP26 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:45:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Correct
Jannisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:20:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is shameless? I See it alot on Fix in germany. Is it any good.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:18:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that the US version is great, but I can't speak for the UK version. Either way, yes, check it out!
Jannisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose it isnt worth to check out a later episode? Its running pretty much all day here on Fox but I also dont wanna spoil anything for me.
Professor_Wayne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:00:37 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of the UK Shameless is on Netflix, so you can start form the beginning. I prefer the American version, but they are both pretty great.
Jannisen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:18 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah I dont have Netflix I have a connection with a data limit per month. Only one I can get here sadly :/ Will probably watch one episode then decide maybe to rent it.
fezzikola ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:29:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And she wouldn't stop crying, and crying, so I shushed her with my finger, except my whole hand, and why wouldn't she just got it dude? She usually does. After a while she did shush, but she was messy and drippy and the floor was slippy and I'm really sorry about the mess, dad, I know how you hate it, but she wouldn't stop crying. Oh mylanta! Anyway we have a spare of her around here right? Spare sister, never missed her.
TallestSkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just look at the Olsen twins today.
Now whereโs the โLeno chinโ emoticonโฆ
mrhorrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always Sunny.
Seafea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not even that could save that abomination of a show.
EchoPhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SoA
Wombmate ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:47:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it was his idea. He came up with it. Look at those upvotes.
thegreatcrusader ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What tag line?
BonaFidee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:26:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The tag line of IASIF is literally "Its seinfeld on crack".
BlueFireAt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:27:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IASIP?
ProfFrizzo ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:36:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Filadelfia
cynognathus ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:10:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
opinionswerekittens ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:52:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flip flip flipadelphia, flip flip flipadelphia.
blue_horse_shoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:31:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stop being such a bird Dee
joemangle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, so that's what that means
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 19:17:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
[removed]
ErnestHemingwhey ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We will take two please.
Flooping_Pigs ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two what?
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 20:15:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two crack rocks
Darussalaam ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 21:12:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, is that enough? How much would you recommend for a first-time user?
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 21:55:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll make you a deal. Two-for-one special.
holysnikey ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:49:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Uh...$200" "That seems reasonable" Haha that shit is hilarious considering you could get a water of some good coke for that price
jeegte12 ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
a couple seasons later, mac asks dennis: "So if you could do anything in the world right now, what would y-"
"Crack."
[deleted] ยท 95 points ยท Posted at 19:50:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dennis and Dee's recurring crack addiction is easily one of my favorite parts of that show
inexcess ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 20:20:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mine is how they keep wrecking Dee's car, and the video tape that has little scenes from previous episodes.
ixora7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:07:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And she keeps getting a new one grand announcement and all.
veggiter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:46:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I fucking love the tape scenes. Also, the subtle movie references.
Tokyocheesesteak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:56:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"This is no longer a safe environment for me!"
T-REX_BONER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which episodes is it? I must have missed it
k0mbaticus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:41:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The big one is "Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare," but it's alluded to in one or two other episodes.
T-REX_BONER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
bluesteal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:00:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really liked the one where they huffed gasoline too.
robotkiller3 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:21:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Always Sunny is the best comedy since Curb and Curb is the best since Seinfeld.
Oakroscoe ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 01:37:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While I love Sunny, I think that The League has passed them in the ability to be funny and to tie a story line together at the end of the episode.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:07:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would only consider that arguable if The League maintained its excellent quality from Season 1 and 2.
tito1490 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still no.
[deleted] ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 19:06:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im going to create a kickstarter campaign for the cast of Seinfeld to parody an Always Sunny episode. You hear me Seinfeld? Get it done!
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's Always Sunny in the Upper West Side
jagerbooz ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:07:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And were generally shitty, moronic people.
inexcess ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as if they weren't
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They were definitely shiity, bit moronic? Nah.
MoronicAcid1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did somebody say my name?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:40:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well the original tagline was "seinfeld on crack" so that's not a very astute observation.
beartheminus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow I did not know this. How did they manage that tagline without getting sued?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a tagline. Someone said it in a review.
totalrecarl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:48:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is essentially the actual tagline for the show.
ilikebourbon_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I still love it.
SockGnome ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld has characters who are indifferent to the suffering of others. Always Sunny has characters who actively try to ruin the lives of others for the sheer joy of it.
I love both approaches.
whatsintheboxxx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:29:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
....huh. That makes total sense.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:13:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always refer to it as a non-animated (don't know a better word) South Park. There's never any real consequences for the characters' actions.
beartheminus ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:51:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Live-action
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:31:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly how I describe always sunny to people who have never seen it.
Joy_Ride25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you tried to convey this as an original thought even though it's a huge part of the shows marketing. Sadly, the reddit sheep fell for it.
beartheminus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:23:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be completely honest, I live in Canada and have no cable TV. I only torrent the show. I have never heard someone call it this. I can't even believe they would get away with that without being sued. Apparently my thoughts aren't very original.
the_wren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
..and Newman (Frank).
DharmaCub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Jerry Stiller would make a good Frank.
wilyo70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One crack rock please.
Suge_White ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But who was the serial killer on Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bob Sacamano
ProfFrizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no it was definitely Crazy Joe Davola
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wrong. we all know Bob Sacamano is clearly Kramer's Tyler Durden, thus making Kramer partly the serial killer.
Brocktoon_in_a_jar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or if they lived in Philly instead of NYC
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Careful y'all. It's always sunny is goddamn hilarious
LonelyNixon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like it's Seinfeld without seinfeld. No level head. Just a bunch of loud Georges and a she George screaming at each other for 20 minutes. It's delightful.
wellgroomedmcpoyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:15:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like if they huffed a bunch of glue.
krannny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:32:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this made my day LOL
EmperorSexy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:10:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awww did somebody get addicted to crack?
daymankarate ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:13:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And its better
akpak ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:35:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have described It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as "Seinfeld without the high moral fiber and demands of society."
Bigsby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:58:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something just popped into my brain.. is Always Sunny's run as long/longer than Seinfeld at this point?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
9th season so yes.
mrmagiceyelens ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:29:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's weird to think about. Although Seinfeld was always in the 20-24 episodes a season range where Sunny is like 10-12.
slappadabassmama ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not mad, Always Sunny gets away with it - they are just stupid enough to make a serious situation comical. Seinfeld had a reputation to uphold as a quality sitcom. Now we get the best of both worlds!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes! I always felt that Always Sunny was the Seinfeld of my generation.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:48:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Explains your name, you jabroni haha
x777x777x ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You keep using that word, "jabroni", and I don't know what it is, but it's AWESOME
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if Jerry watches/likes It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
lookiamapollo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even if it did, it works for that show, and not seinfeld
Cirri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:46:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of the limited bit I've seen of Always Sunny, that feels very accurate. Hmm...
unmoralOp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah
G-Bombz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:28:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's just that the structure of the show is very similar. The characters and comedic styles are actually very different though.
parsimonious_instead ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:36:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pennsylvania has much saner gun laws than NYS and NYC.
Gardenfarm ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You kiddin? It's Larry David's glorious golden cum that made Seinfeld good to begin with.
[deleted] ยท 3140 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you shot the idea down?
allodude ยท 2268 points ยท Posted at 18:59:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loaded question.
swoopgrasp ยท 164 points ยท Posted at 19:27:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Easy target.
allodude ยท 135 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I aim to please.
Gastronomicus ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 19:52:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like a straight-shooter.
phaedrusTHEghost ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stay on target, people.
threezee ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 20:10:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to take a shot at this, but I was a bit gun shy and didn't want to go off half cocked so decided to just shoot the breeze instead.
play_to_the_hilt ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 20:50:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't have time to rifle through all these puns.
maflickner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:02:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could always just play russian roulette with all of them.
gabriot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BANG!!!
bonermachine69 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:07:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uhh... Gun. Haha.
FuturePrimitive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:44:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gave this an upvote because of your username combined with the comment.
Gastronomicus ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 21:11:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoah, you just triggered a whole barrel of puns there.
Stig101 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:21:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was like shooting fish in a barrel.
planet808 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:36:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think this pun thread is shot.
Csoltis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shooting Fish In The Barrel, Why Is It That? (5:44am)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk
nikodevious ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:25:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Low caliber humor, and clearly your point is hollow.
savedr ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:19:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite part of reddit. <3
diode_milliampere ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:29:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
groan
ominous_spinach ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:36:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mumble.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:36:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ominous_spinach ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:39:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rabble!
rsixidor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:12:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
grumble!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MoronicAcid1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Edit: Squeak!
CrAzzYmrBC ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't agree more.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on man, leave some for us.
threezee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry guys, guess I kinda jumped the gun with the rapid fire puns. I'm going to bite the bullet and stop shooting my mouth off now.
profroy101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bang up job on the puns guys!
DoctorHelicopter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:05:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
these puns are as easy as shooting fish in a barrel
cokevanillazero ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As easy as murdering a guy with a gun.
Gastronomicus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IT'S LIKE FIRING A ROUND INTO A MAN'S HEAD USING A VERY LARGE MUNITION-BASED WEAPON CAUSING GROSS TISSUE TRAUMA AND DEATH.
Crap, came on a little too strong again, didn't I?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Gastronomicus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. It's a (bad) pun series. Pretty sure you're replying to the wrong comment.
EDIT - Nope, you're just being an asshole.
rave-onion ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 19:24:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You shouldn't joke or pun about a matter of this caliber.
CelebornX ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:04:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once the pun thread becomes self referential is when it should die.
Logan_Chicago ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where's that pun bot at?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:21:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kramer, what did you need with my hand gun? Jerry! These were desperate times, Jerry!
HaiKarate ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"Soup Nazi, you're through!"
reagan2016 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:40:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This pun thread blows the others away.
Screenaged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Elsewhere in the thread Jerry states
This applies to you. Your joke is obvious. It's so dumb and obvious that no one needs to say it. If you didn't say a hundred other shmucks would have stepped into place to make the same joke. Long story short, Jerry Seinfeld thinks you suck
grizzburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody had to bite the bullet.
squintobean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They shot first and asked questions later.
bengrim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The plot line obviously had too many holes in it.
macthecomedian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:00:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These puns just keep revolving around guns
foreelyo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:41:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They didn't like what the plot revolved around.
Toby_Kief ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:50:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've got a few Ideas we can rifle through.
HIEROYALL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:01:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure how your play on words doesn't have more up votes. It's more fitting and appropriate, provided the context.
qisqisqis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:45:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Trigger
Roushk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:36:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shots fired
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shots fired
look_closer ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guys... please don't start a pun thread in front of Jerry fucking Seinfeld.
noctrnalsymphony ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he'll join in!
antdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:42 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ew!
jocobh22 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:43:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't have had that bang they were going for.
lmbfan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:57:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bet it was a total misfire, it could have easily exploded in their faces.
ewewmjuilyh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Luckily they were able to rifle through a hat of other ideas.
SchighSchagh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel compelled to keep the pun thread going, but I need some material of good calibre.
ZesAelik ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:27:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's alright. Eventually you will get one in the chamber.
andrewthemonkey ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:32:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm already hoping someone triggers it.
Merwoman ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ba dum tsss
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RES needs a report pun button
soviyet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Deliver a shitty pun to Jerry Seinfeld. I think it's a fine idea. Comedy gold.
Quantization ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was terrible. I don't know why it has upvotes.
a_drunk_man_appeared ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yah that episode bit the bullet.
bachooka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hahahahaha"
-Seinfeld laugh track
bentaratoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would have totally backfired
kcsj0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:19 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We get a comedian on reddit and then out come all of the reddit comedians.
LegendaryGrunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, they just couldn't pull the trigger
THEsolid85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
....welcome to reddit, Mr. Seinfeld.
secondphase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, it can be done!
shane0mack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
must be cool to get more upvotes than the funniest comedian in the world...ON A REPLY.
ProtestTheHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you and your fucking pun get the fuck out
kdcoffee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like they killed it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:59:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone give this man gold!
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:05:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That moment when your comment gets more karma than the one you're replying to... from Jerry freaking Seinfeld!
pk_deluxe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:20:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess it backfired.
psyry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:30:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice username. Love the new Arctic Monkeys album (if that's what the name is referencing)
M4RKeM4RK ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tossing a script is hard, but they had to bite the bullet.
schmearcampain ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:49:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Newman! "
Walks upstairs.
BLAM
Funky bass line.
bane_killgrind ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:05:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the episode titled "Dirty Jerry"?
cold_iced ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:04:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld_%28season_2%29#.22The_Bet.22
veeman2147 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you gave it a shot.
BretMichaelsWig ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh what I would give to read that script.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld_%28season_2%29 Look at the "The Bet" section.
blade316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a tough one to make funny... It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia did it... twice
virgilinojuca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I find funny how you say Jerry as if it was someone else. I mean, I know you refer to the character, not you, but still...
jamaicajosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure a lot of people would love to read some of the rejected scripts. Any chance they could be posted to the internet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ha, I cannot even imagine what that would be like.
Im sure you guys would have made it gold though
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"That's why people get guns! Too many misunderstandings!"
LazyCon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Weren't the first few episodes of Friend's rejected or left-over Sienfeld episodes?
mnbookman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good - it would have been virtually impossible for him to get a handgun living in NYC.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the JFK-assassination-esque "second spitter" episode was too far? I was re-watching the series with my girlfriend, her first time through, and I could tell the show had lost her momentarily in that moment, and even I, a fan, when I stepped back was like...this...may be too much. Thoughts?
the_aura_of_justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to imagine it wasn't funny because handguns are concepts that are loaded with ideas and issues around them. And Seinfeld was ultimately a show aboutโฆ. nothing.
Ash_Killem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever release the script or story treatment? anything? I bet some of those scrapped ideas are still comedy gold.
BenjaminTalam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know what's interesting is that there's an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia where one of the characters buys a handgun if I recall correctly, and the show was initially labeled as "Seinfeld on Crack" by critics.
iwuzher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aiming high.
GeorgeLewisCostanza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Elaine buys the gun?
whyguywhy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you watched the always sunny episode where the gang gets a hand gun? And how do you feel about calling that show the post 911 Seinfeld?
Captain-Obviouss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You reminded me of this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:38:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it would be smart to have one serious episode of Seinfeld. Just one. This would have been a good one.
voltzroad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man... Now I wanna know what happens
thek2kid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then came the Keith Hernandez episode..
Zanvic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So that whole episode was loaded and ready to go, but then it just got shot down.
murlyy ยท 1139 points ยท Posted at 17:56:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell us how your white sneaker collection first started?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1858 points ยท Posted at 18:23:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It started with wanting to be Joe Namath of the 1969 New York jets, who at that time was one of the only football players to wear white shoes. And I wanted to be like him, so I always wore white sneakers. Also, Bill Cosby on I SPY always wore white sneakers. And they were my fashion icons.
hebleb ยท 879 points ยท Posted at 18:26:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is your Cosby sweater collection?
jpGrind ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd probably have to check Kramer's closet.
[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:58:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Alteriorid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:04:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i would guild this if i could
macthecomedian ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:59:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're asking Seinfeld, not Macklemore, bro.
Fist2_the_VAG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Extensive.
meftw111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny seeing you here...
MechanicalTurkish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
op pls
Zombies_Rock_Boobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ask about his jello puddin' collection.
WorkoutProblems ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:59:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about your Jordan collection though?!
JSNM323 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:36:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! The 7's!
soufend ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:41:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For those interested: A Complete Guide to Seinfeld's Sneakers
SlickRick08 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, Bill Cosby beeing a fashion icon. That's definetly something never been said before..
jenesaismoi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Bill Cosby is a fashion icon", first time this has been said.
VeryMurrayChristmas ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any good Cosby sweaters?
Videlectrix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the white shoes were a cheaper/easier way to be like Namath than a fur coat.
BSCBell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love knowing you liked Joe Namath - Roll Tide!
JSNM323 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:35:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever have any Retro Jordans?
namesartemis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:06:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you never see him wear them in Seinfeld or...
JSNM323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:38:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I only saw a snapshot of the bottom of the 7s. Besides that no. Do you which episodes he does?
mlslouden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ive seen the 6s and 5 on the show
JSNM323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I just saw the article about the shoes he wore. He had the grape 5s, the Olympic and cardinal 7s, and the navy 6s
namesartemis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:33 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a picture guide
Griffda8wg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a related note, I thought it was the coolest thing to see you wearing Air Jordan 7's on the show!
Nihiliste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun fact: I was told in Germany that if someone's wearing white sneakers, the locals know instantly that he's an American tourist. Germans wouldn't be caught dead wearing white sneakers outside of the gym, apparently.
PM_ME_UR_KNUCKLES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is true in Poland too; but there's also skinheads who wear sneakers in public. Is it the same in Germany?
Nihiliste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think German neo-fascists prefer boots.
anuscake ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the reason my dad wears white sneakers
nagawaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about that green sneaker you wore on comediansincarsgettingcoffee?
damnrooster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is impossible to read this and not hear your voice saying 'sneakers'. It is a very Jerry word for some reason.
Seikoholic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother gave me a pair of Jack Purcells, white ones, for Christmas. I haven't worn white sneakers for decades. So I was put on white sneakers with my jeans and thought "so this is what it's like to be Jerry Seinfeld.".
reltne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
on that note: my son would also want to know if you wear mom-jeans
enjoyyoself ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Jerry Seindeld a Jets fan? Please say yes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/296/175/joe-namath-fur-coat_display_image.jpg?1316116123
26thandsouth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you get enough credit for your impeccable "sneaker game." You were wearing Air Jordans before they were cool.
almighty1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:54:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can look for sneakers the next day!
jklap ยท 1637 points ยท Posted at 17:57:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite episode of Seinfeld to film?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2885 points ยท Posted at 18:17:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'll give you two. One was the The Rye, because we got to shoot that at Paramount Studios in LA which was the first time that we thought "wow this is almost like a real TV show." We hadn't felt like a real TV show, the early years of the TV show were not successful. We had this idea of a Marble Rye and we had to shoot it in an outdoor set, and this was a very expensive thing to do, it's like a movie place there at Paramount in LA. Their standing set for New York looks exactly like it, and we thought "this is where the ADULT shows are, the REAL shows like Murphy Brown." We felt like we were a weird little orphan show. So that was a big deal for us.
And that was very exciting, we were up all night shooting it on the set of paramount and it was very exciting.
The other one that was really fun was in the episode The Pothole, Newman drives his mailtruck over a sewing machine and his mail truck burst into flames. It was really fun to shoot, and it was fun to set Newman on fire. And he screamed "oh the humanity" like from the Hindenberg disaster. It's one of my favorites.
prometheuspk ยท 1825 points ยท Posted at 18:18:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ONCE...TWICE.....THREE TIIIMMMMESS
WeAreAllBrainWashed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:23:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A LADY!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kills me everytime.
jpr281 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:42:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it ever revealed why Newman has so many packages of fish in his USPS truck?
ahimsananda ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:30:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Earlier in that episode, when Elaine is enamored with the restaurant "China Panda", Kramer remarks that he is familiar with said restaurant's signature dish (flounder) because Newman delivers it (the fish) as a part of his mail route.
jpr281 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never noticed that. Thank you, kind sir.
Dashtego ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:13:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until this gif, I never even noticed the fish! I've probably seen this episode a dozen times too. So many layers!!
blizzue ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:57:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eiffel 65 - Move Your Body.
Dance.
prometheuspk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:59:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make a gifsound (gifsound dot com). This TRULY WORKS WITH IT!
blizzue ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/8tS8gxL.gif&v=zQ6HBbyJR34&s=19
EvilSock ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:01:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once, twice...THREE times a ladyyyAAAAHGHGHGHHG
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:03:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Grungeallaround ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:57:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite Seinfeld moment
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:29:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Someone turn those flames into upvotes!
Edit: Alternate request to please the haters: Someone turn those flames into quotes from the show that just barely fit the post you're replying to!
stone500 ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 18:58:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nooo, why? Why does everything need to be an upvote gif?
Maox ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:25:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some things simply don't have answers.
ThatDamnCanadian ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:08:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't, actually
hates_u ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No don't ruin the masterpiece with redditry.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once....twice....three times a-
braff_travolta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I on tumblr? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
prometheuspk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
sorry for the /r/ShittyTumblrgifs , guilty as charged.
OhTheHugeManatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You rang?
someredditorguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh the newmanity!
winbe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:06:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the fairly nutbar(r)ish one from Jurassic Park?
ho_ho_ho101 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:23:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oooh
THEsolid85 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're once.........twice........three times a layAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FinanceITGuy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh the huge manatee!
NateTheGreat26 ยท 314 points ยท Posted at 18:23:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, was "oh the humanity" improvised? That's one of my favorite ever lines from Seinfeld dude
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 281 points ยท Posted at 19:50:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, that was in the script.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 400 points ยท Posted at 19:51:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We improvised virtually nothing, as a matter of fact. That's how good the actors were, that it sometimes seems like they are improvising. But we also knew each other so well that we knew exactly what sentences to put in their mouths that would seem natural. We just knew how they talked as people and as the characters, and that's what's really fun about the TV series is that you become an ecosystem where people feed on each other. The actors would inspire the writers and the writers would inspire the actors and it becomes a tropical depression.
thek2kid ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:53:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tropic of Cancer?
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:55:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No! Tropic of Capricorn.
toilet_crusher ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:04:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should clunk your heads together like moe.
NateTheGreat26 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:03:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I would not have expected that from how naturally the whole cast delivered their hilariously unique and genius lines all the time. There will never be another series that will live up to what you guys did.
kittnzNrainbowz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of the episode where Kramer and Jerry switch apartments, and therefore, switch brains. I imagine the writers just writing for regular Kramer, but having Jerry saying the lines.
ErikPel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:21:25 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is this? I thought I have seen them all multiple times but this doesn't ring any bells
kittnzNrainbowz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:00 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Kenny Rodgers chicken one I believe.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:08:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It becomes a filipino reggae band?
sebastiankirk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'We fed on eachother on Seinfeld' - Jerry Seinfeld
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:07:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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liverandeggsandmore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:37:00 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't this the truth.
I travel quite a bit for work, and I've visited nearly all of this country's major metro areas.
There isn't a single one of them I've visited where Seinfeld isn't playing either in the late afternoon or late evening.
And I don't mean playing on TBS or some other national cable channel. These episodes are playing on the local affiliate station of one of the big 4 (CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox.)
It's been 24 years since the show first aired, and 16 years since it finished, and it's still going strong in syndication.
I'd love to see someone run the numbers on how much of a stream of cash this show has been kicking out since 1990.
pukefuckingrainbows ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:00:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the line "And you want to be my Latex Salesman.." was improvised. Also, the car not starting in the parking garage episode, while not improvised, wasn't planned.
Two of my favourite moments, for sure!
damnatio_memoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying all the lines were real and they were spectacular?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:47 on May 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
y doe
tierdrop ยท 527 points ยท Posted at 18:43:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People in this AMA keep calling Jerry Seinfeld 'dude'
Panaphobe ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are a lot of people in this thread who remember the 80's and 90's.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:00:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, "bro."
Warlord24 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, so is dude outdated nowadays? Has he been replaced by a bro?
Panaphobe ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:28:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really know, brah.
Sharky-PI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:59:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hard to say, homes.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you meant Holmes.
Sharky-PI ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:03:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, sir...
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:30:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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tierdrop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:33:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Twas simply an observation
Pseudocrat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So was mine. Edited to seem less like I'm attacking you.
tierdrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Word, no worries. It just so happens I agree with your points. This went surprisingly well given the dual dick guy was just a few days ago
bigsheldy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You chastise people for using 'dude' and then proceed to start a sentence with 'word'?
tierdrop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't have to do with the slang itself being used, rather with the person they were addressing. Just funny to see someone refer to someone like Seinfeld as 'dude'.
the_slunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John Stewart called Obama dude, dude. It's not that big a deal.
Gnippots ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AMA request: Jeff Bridges
You_meddling_kids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Much more a 'dude' than a 'sir'. Definitely not a 'bro'.
ItsUhhEctoplasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No Jerry's name is "Seinfeld Dude"
TheMarkVIISunglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, I think he abides.
djfraggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:13:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because we're all friends here.
hello_fruit ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:49:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid potheads watch too much of the Big Lebowski and think it's instructional.
New_World_Era ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Again someone calls Jerry Seinfeld "dude"
fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Vile weed!" from the Kenny Rogers episode is my favorite Newman moment for sure.
SunriseSurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But is he "her dude" or just "some dude"?
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:28:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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captainkhyron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was JUST on TBS the other day. Literally the latest Seinfeld episode I've seen.
clickstops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best Seinfeld I've ever seen is usually the most recent one I watched. It's consistently, ridiculously good.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:32:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I love your expression right after you steal the rye from the lady on the street, because the character Seinfeld wasn't perhaps the most "moral" guy in the world (the four operate off their own morals!), but stealing is definitely a line he was hesitant to cross. His expression as he's running away is perfect; you can tell it's his first time doing something like that.
GuyFawkes99 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:46:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up you old bag!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:37:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hindenburg
GreatestKingEver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heisenberg
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're goddamn right.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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furoridajin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of Hindenberg reminds me of George shouting, "That's gotta hurt!" in theaters to be popular. Then he's thwarted by the laser pointer guy.
Thanks for doing this AMA.
dmgb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pothole. That was just on the other day. Great episode.
_GhostCommando_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two of the best episodes. The pothole was just on the other day. One of my personal favorites when Newman gets set on fire
NutzOnYoDaughter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha extra wide lanes
lawrnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think the final episode was met with such a poor reception?
wx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once..... twice.... THREEEE TIMESSSSSSS A LADAAAAAYYY
terevos2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Seinfeld when it was first on. But I had no idea what the Murphy Brown show was. I had to look it up.
MikeHfuhruhurr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just a kid at the time, but I remember Murphy Brown for the big "scandal" of her becoming a single mother.
Paladin4Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god that scene with Newman.
Whenever I think about Seinfeld, that is always the first scene that pops into my mind and causes me to spontaneously crack up.
Mines_of_Moria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a sentence I never thought I would read.
insufficient_funds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't 'The Pothole' the episode where Kramer adopted the highway and painted over some of the lines to create two very wide lanes; and then came back with a barrel of paint thinner to clean it off, which spilled over the road causing the sparks from the stuck sewing machine to explode?
hackensack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you took the rye back?
jklap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2014 can only go downhill from here.
ClassicConfusion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is one of my favorite episodes ever. Everything fit together so well and one weird scenario led to another until Newman hit the sewing machine. It was perfect.
To this day I still say "these lanes are so luxurious" and weave a little bit whenever I'm on a road with oddly wide lanes.
Drutarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this
elebrin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I find it interesting that it is your show that is the one that is remembered now, nobody I know even remembers that Murphy Brown ever existed.
MadeInWestGermany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hindenburg disaster? Dude, too soon.
unknown_poo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's one of my favorite scenes! I laugh every time I think about it. You guys are funny. Growing up I watched your show so it had an impact on the style of humor that developed in people from my generation.
SwanRad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman gets set on fire, of course its your favorite episode to film.
Crobb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're once, twice, two times the..
Binkusama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is by FAR my favorite episode. I still to this day say out loud "oo, wide lanes! So luxurious!" Whenever I drive through construction zones where the lines are removed from the street. And people know exactly what I'm referring to. I did however have to stop swerving when saying it as I have children now and it gets a bit dangerous lol.
profitloss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!!
HDfried ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!
I remember hearing that you only wrote your jokes on pen and paper, not on a computer. Can you go into maybe where you write your jokes/material and when? Do you always carry pen and paper on you so you can write them down at any given time?
Thanks for being awesome for so many years.
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching that "Pothole" scene on my laptop while I was running on the treadmill and it made me laugh so much that I had to stop.
TheAmazingWJV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once, twice, threee times a ladyAAAAAARGH
maxwell600 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's my all time favorite episode.
tha_dank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooo, wide lanes....this is so luxurious.
petradax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Luxury Lanes" is a phrase I have uttered more than once while driving.
GldRush98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That line or Newman's "Jambalaya!" line are probably 2 of my all time favorite lines in any tv show ever. I very clearly recall seeing the "humanity" line on TV when it aired new and I was in tears laughing at it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also I saw you laughing at the end of the scene where Newman gives your character flees, and cries, "Ahh, I'm ripped with flees!" It made the cut, you must've laughed every take. I would've too. haha
WaveBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my gosh, those are two of my favorite episodes!
maxdecphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sick Murphy Brown reference. Man I haven't thought of that show in like 20 years. My mom used to watch it.
MattWatchesChalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm kinda surprised it wasn't The Boyfriend, given how huge of a Mets fan you are.
As a side note, do match commentary more often on SNY. Those games are always the most entertaining to watch.
ForgettableUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how that one all comes together in the end.
thegr8rambino13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
loool
thegr8rambino13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE TWIX!!!! THE CARAMEL AND THE NOUGAT!!
FlamesforFlames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best thing about this answer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well thats all I needed to get out of this AMA.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:25:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No show has ever made me laugh as hard as the pothole, wider lanes episode.
HAWAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:03:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The face when you're running away stealing the old lady's rye fucking kills me.
ate2fiver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:12:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman.
peatoire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:47:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah!, I only just saw this episode for the first time a few weeks a go (UK) and the humanity reference was lost on me, I've been thinking about it on and off since I saw it.
dehrmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Funny how a topical 90's sitcom ages out so quickly.
Edit: rereading that comment reminded me of a review on a short-lived revival of Rent. In short,
"Serious" 90's issues somehow became so trite that the minutiae are the only parts that still resonate.
sinaed_o_rebellion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:59:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mQn_Zhbi9gg/TUoiim0kz5I/AAAAAAAACXk/v2fgkywvkbU/s1600/hugemanatee_original.jpg
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 285 points ยท Posted at 18:08:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
psychedelic_tortilla ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But OP asked ""What was your favorite episode of Seinfeld to film?" He wasn't asking about Jerry's favorite episode content-wise, but rather the most pleasurable experience of filming an episode.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 22:09:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying my quote was unnecessary??
ButtPuppett ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:53:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The question was - favorite episode to film, not 'what's your favorite episode'
booomerang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you should've put this in reply to Seinfeld. I was literally thinking 'oh he doesn't have a favour-...he does?"
colourmeblue ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:48:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, he said those were his favorite to shoot, not that they are his favorite episodes.
bassmoneyj ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn you
tashimcgee ยท 696 points ยท Posted at 18:03:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How hard is it to push and stay motivated and active on all of your projects, especially when you were doing Seinfeld. From everything I've read and heard, your involvement in writing and producing the show was so significant, I don't know how you didn't get completely burned out.
By the way, I still love watching Seinfeld reruns whenever they air, and your series CiCGC is awesome!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1240 points ยท Posted at 19:16:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you Tashi. I am burned out. And you may have noticed that I tend to quit things soon after doing them, like TV series, animated movies, book writing, broadway plays. I do feel very strongly in stopping the second I feel like I'm not excited anymore, whatever I'm doing.
azraelpariah ยท 446 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who also quits things and feels strongly about stopping things when I don't feel excited anymore, I found this quite inspirational. Probably not going to do anything about it though.
MasterTrole2015 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 22:39:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's it. I'm not going to work today. Thanks Jerry!
brycedriesenga ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:53:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Filing for divorce tomorrow, thanks Jerry!
Ohrion ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:36:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Naw, you'll stop feeling excited about it a third of the way through proceedings.
randomhandletime ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 23:11:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you only get to play that card once you've made yourself a billionaire by being funny.
ClintonHarvey ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:36:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All I get for being funny is a pat on the back from my mom :/
lnstinkt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of you stopped your sentences. So much potential wasted. Boo!
ClintonHarvey ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:36:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who is currently one degree away from Jerry Seinfeld, I'm impressed.
With myself.
Jennlore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If anyone ever looks down on me for advocating quitting when you're not feeling it anymore, I'll tell them Jerry says it's OK.
shakedrizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well he can afford it.
Rrleh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:54:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If this includes sex, that should be an episode somewhere.
skankboy ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's showmanship. Leaving on a high note.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:20:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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AaronRodgersMustache ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow. Hahaha
Quantum_Entangler ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can relate to this. I am the same way. It doesn't work so well during sex though.
eigenman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta leave on a high note. :)
snoop37 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"It's better to burn out than to fade away."
Downvote me for quoting Neil Young. Classic.
DoorMarkedPirate ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 19:42:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Notable aside: John Lennon hated that lyric.
GorillaBallet ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:13:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this, it make me appreciate him even more. For a guy who famously sang, "give peace a chance" Lennon certainly knew how to throw a few haymakers. What a powerful intellect! Suffered no fools did he!
SarcasticReplyGuy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:58:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even at his wife.
MrMagpie ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:11:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, no. You don't say? He beat his wife then sang about world peace? What a hypocrite! The world must learn of this affront! They were all blissfully unaware, and god knows Lennon made his past a secret. OH, the humanity!
SarcasticReplyGuy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:37:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't sarcastically reply to the sarcastic reply guy, MrMagpie.
MrMagpie ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But that wasn't sarcastic. I want my money back!
Rrleh ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:53:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lennon was a pompous tool.
lord_tubbington ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:15:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All we are saying.... is mercilessly beat your wife.
JackGrizzly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do know Lennon was a giant cocksucker in his personal life, right?
tunnel-snakes-rule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Mark Lindsay Chapman certainly made him look quite the fool.
DoorMarkedPirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*Mark David Chapman. Also, I think Lennon was referring more to artists who die early due (at least in part) to their own doing, not those who are assassinated. He wasn't referencing MLK, Jr. or Kennedy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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randomhandletime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:15:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My impression is that Lennon's impression was that this line was used specifically in reference to the people he mentioned. His criticism is squarely on the lionizing of people who partied themselves to death. Throwing Curie in there is a non sequitur
MrMagpie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it isn't. The comment itself makes a few examples of people glorified for having died young. That doesn't mean everyone who died young is useless. It's the worshiping of people who ODd that bothered him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Downvoted you for complaining about downvotes.
leScholar ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:41:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For your information, I downvoted you for bitching about being downvoted
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean we won't be seeing you on Reddit again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should take a break! Burnout is the worst.
mystik3309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't like hearing you're burned out :( Seinfeld is by far my favorite show and although I understand the idea of going out on top, I wish there were another few seasons. Sucks that it was so much work for you and not more genuine fun.
Lildizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently quit a job I was perfectly capable of doing because I wasn't excited about it anymore. Thanks for the validation!
Seafaninseatown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say your longevity on Seinfeld pretty much means you can do whatever you want for the rest of your life, right?
I_Fuck_Giraffes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:04:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a correlation between the excitement ending and the paycheck clearing?
I have no other explanation for Bee movie.
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:11:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also feel very strongly in
Jay_Riemenschneider ยท 3149 points ยท Posted at 18:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, enormous fan. Seinfeld is my favorite show of all time, and I have a question about it.
In some scenes, it's apparent that you're ready to crack up, and of course there are the famous outtakes like Kramer's "look away, I'm hideous" scene in which you completely lose it. Is there a scene in particular you remember as being funniest to you in the moment as you were acting it out?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3846 points ยท Posted at 18:30:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's an excellent choice, the one that you mentioned, because I can still remember how brutally funny that was to me. The thing about the show is that you have to realize that I had to look into the faces of those people, six inches away, so if you think Kramer is funny on TV, imagine his real face six inches from your nose, how funny that is. You can't imagine. It's impossible not to laugh. So I would.
slaphapii ยท 1886 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great to hear that, because sometimes it's the opposite: things are funny on screen or stage but just uncomfortable up close. I guess the fact that you guys found each other genuinely funny was part of what made the funny contagious for viewers.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2672 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're absolutely 1000% right. In fact I would go so far as to say that was the key to the entire show, was that we really felt like together we were funny, and then the audience felt it, and that's how you can somehow catch lightning in a bottle.
slaphapii ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 19:52:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will it make you feel weird if I screen shot this exchange and tattoo it on my face? Jerry Seinfeld just said I'm 1000% right.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:53:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure it would be a more memorable experience for you than Jerry Seinfeld.
slaphapii ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:55:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
But what if I removed my face and mailed it to him. No ... I'd probably find that more memorable too. Jesus. Hard to make an impression on this guy, isn't it?
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:02:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably just do your whole head so that you can see the expression on his face when he opens the box.
smellsserious ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:29:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's in the box what's in the booooxxxxx?
qwertygasm ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 23:59:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dick
slaphapii ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:04:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
... The Aristocrats!!
Guano_Loco ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would only be weird if you didn't post pictures of it for karma.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:44:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're going to rethink that ink when Seinfeld calls an ugly baby "1000% not ugly".
slaphapii ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'm over him anyway. Notice how he got more karma than me just by agreeing with something I said? Total karma whore.
appropriate-username ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is it his fault that people aren't following the reddiquete when upvoting?
slaphapii ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm going to go ahead and explain this. We're far enough into the thread that no one will care anyway. It's irony, bruva. See, I'm the one who made a totally banal (if true) observation about the show and got tons of upvotes because my comment happened to be endorsed by Jerry Seinfeld and sandwiched in between two of his comments. Get it? I'm the karma whore, not Jerry Seinfeld, who obviously gives nary a fuck about k ... oh, never mind. Just downvote and get on with it.
appropriate-username ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you contributed. Sure it's banal but since popular threads are filled with comments like "this" and "read the above comment!" my threshold for relevancy kinda drops. It's an actual observation rather than just circlejerking so it deserves some upvotes no matter where it's located. Jerry's comment, however, got more upvotes than yours just because people are obsessed with celebrity. Doesn't make him a karmawhore but doesn't make your comment ironic either.
Inb4 my karma goes to 0 tomorrow for that second to last sentence.
BohPoe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was being sarcastic dude. He knows Seinfeld wasn't actually whoring for kharma
appropriate-username ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:53:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I just wanted to bitch about people not following reddiquete.
rounder421 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:23:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's been a lost cause for a long time. I'd say at least a few voters understood this and just downvoted you out of self-loathing.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great! Now you scared him off! And I was about to ask him about this discolouration on my lip too.. Ho HO!
dopperpod ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody is going to believe it because it simply isn't mathematically possible.
weeb2k1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:37:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Personally I'd add it to my CV if I were you.
Fuckyousantorum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just asked an insightful and intelligent question. Your future as a mainstream chat show host is doomed.
Tetragramatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not only that, but you got a bigger laugh out of me.
buckygrad ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just ruined the moment with that loser reply. At least you didn't edit your post with this stupidity.
antihero201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it sad that, in my head, this was read in his voice?
DSPR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wrote my first book last year, a comedy novella (The Dread Space Pirate Richard, on Amazon; like The Princess Bride but in space, meets HHGG and Doctor Who) and I wanted to say that I've been informally studying comedy since childhood, and I put a lot of weight on hearing insights from people like you, whom I consider to have operated at the very top of this field/form (I'm a huge long-time fan of both your standup and the Seinfeld series), so thank you very much for contributing this here on Reddit today. You've helped make the world a better place for many people!
ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:18:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite thing about the show! Thanks!
notanobelisk ยท 1004 points ยท Posted at 19:00:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Links for the lazy:
The original
The outtakes
brad_at_work ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:46:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh god there's nothing more late 90s than a seinfeld montage with a green day good riddance soundtrack... god damn if that didn't take me back to high school graduation
yoda133113 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:06:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Direct link to the right time for the outtakes
Yazpan ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:28:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks to you i spent the past 2 hours watching seinfeld bloopers
bubbasaurusREX ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:43:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me so happy to see someone get gold for doing the dirty work for his/her fellow Redditors. I love you Reddit
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:50:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just saved me like twelve seconds.
edit: have gold.
notanobelisk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:13:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much! To the lounge!
contrabandkarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:57:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you
(But I still think you're an obelisk)
crazygator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit that was nostalgic. Right down to the ending company logos at the end of that outtakes reel.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Went to look for it myself then realized I'd have to scan a blooper montage for it and said fuck it...then remembered someone on here probably already linked to it for people like me.
Gamecock41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:08:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We like what you do but it's for the karma, whore.
allahsaveme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen Seinfeld but from this I gather it's not very funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love dudes like you. No homo
rayk2099 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.
thad_tiger_thad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:17:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
doing god's work, son.
Th3Marauder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:49:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are doing Gods work, my son.
[deleted] ยท 663 points ยท Posted at 18:32:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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zerostarhotel ยท 199 points ยท Posted at 18:46:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard an actor talk about that, about how CLOSE together all the actors on tv are to one another.
CelestialGeometry ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 18:55:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're close talkers.
HooptyDooDooMeister ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to post an interview where an actor had to spoon with William Shatner on Boston Legal and how he smelled and everything... but this is a much better response.
ritty111 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey how are ya?!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if it was because actors had to be close together when shooting for 4:3 TVs because the frame is so small.
With a 16:9 frame, the actors can be further apart.
attilad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never realized it until they started switching to 16:9. Some shows they'd film so it'd still look ok in 4:3, and suddenly everyone seemed to be standing on each other's toes.
forwardmarsh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the Extras outtakes on corpsing Ricky Gervais talks about it a bit.
Savage_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its something that I have always wondered - because sometimes I look at a scene and think about how un-naturally close the actors are to eachother.
xophib1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:07:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For Kramer
deformo ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:48:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You still haven't. Jerry is not an actor.
zerostarhotel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:07:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sure he is.
deformo ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Listen. I'm a huge fan, but he is playing himself on the show (and in that terrible B movie). I know he has to use emotion and all that jazz, but acting? No. I think he would agree with me.
Kash87 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Decent Comment.
movieman94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad you approve.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Horrible follow up, gigantic karma whore.
SNESdrunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right those wrongs, Internet Superhero
donturnbee ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
Jay_Riemenschneider ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:56:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rugged? The man is a goblin.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who could love me?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yes he does!
New_World_Era ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"These are my everyday balloons."
Classic Kramer
sarpedonx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't hold it back
carycary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest scene in Seinfeld history was in master of my domain. Kramer returning from leaving watching the girl in the window and returning minutes later, slapping money on the counter and screaming IM OUT. OMG, HILARIOUS.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You see those two ladies there? Do they look scaaaaaared?"
(Probably messed up the line - that was Kramer playing poker. You seemed to have a hard time keeping a straight face for that one.)
xophib1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1181453/seinfeld2020kramer20scrsu0.gif
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are some great quotes in some of these responses, this has got to be one of them.
karadan100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You showed marvellous composure, given the circumstances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cApcgB58_Jw
mremosquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New Goal for my sad life- get within six inches of Kramer
AJP1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Massive fan from the UK here Jerry, saw you in the O2 back in 2011! Surely Bookman's scene was the one that got you laughing the most? The whole scene was practically an outtake!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
watching you hold back your smile is the funniest thing as well.
paradoxofchoice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever watched some of his other stuff, like Problem Child or Miami Vice episode?
lucykat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
6 inches? Isn't that within the close talker zone?
Fakyall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently saw the interview about the parking lot episode. The car wouldn't start at the end and all you can see if everyone cracking up inside the car.
That was halarious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kramer stuffing his mouth with a pretzel roll
jared_number_two ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think extras get the credit they deserve. The most hilarious moments are happening two feet from them ("You want a piece of me?") and they go on with their pantomime. They must be deaf.
Iamtheshreddest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you, Jerry.
Quickplay777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the reasons I like Seinfeld so much. It seems like you guys had a great time making it, and when you crack up I think it's hilarious. It made it seem a lot more real/relateable than some of the other sitcoms I've watched.
LV_Mises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The scene where you don't move for the close talker seems like it would have been hard to do without losing it.
dracomueller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen Transylvania 6-5000 and UHF, I am positive that I could have my cheek pressed against Michael Richard's and keep a straight face.
snookyface90210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY
FunkSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm laughing just imagining Kramer being Kramer right in front of my eyes. I would have been crying with laughter on a daily basis I'm sure.
shagmyballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like the hardest you guys had to keep it together was when Jason had to eat that onion. How many takes did you have to do?
Schumarker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever noticed that Stan Laurel often isn't looking Ollie in the eye? He's looking at his forehead, my guess has always been that's to stop him breaking up during a scene.
iwasmeantlive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about the infamous "The Parking Garage episode when at the end of the episode the car wouldn't start (Not in the script/the car was supposed to start) and you guys were all cracking up but it just looked like Kramer was shaking the wheel. Genius!
grouch1980 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The scene with Judge Reinhold must have been absolute torture.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any man that can see Kramer open the door to a bright red light and fling himself back 45 degrees the way he did and not burst into laughter is a true hero in my book
shartmobile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This comment made me laugh. I'd have been useless on set.
ranchlizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1PeNNi6dg
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's not the out take he is referring to.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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tastyhihatwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, I can only imagine his face so close and in person...you must be the master of blank face.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you calling Kramer funny looking?
reticulated_python ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often did you find yourself laughing uncontrollably while trying to film Seinfeld?
clickstops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever watched the show? It's constant, and contagious.
reticulated_python ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I love it! I guess I'm wondering if after a while of filming Seinfeld, the actors got used to how funny it was and didn't laugh as much by accident.
cillkupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
6 inches from nose, 12 inches from face.
Kilik06 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't stop laughing just thinking of Kramer being so close to me
AwkwardBurritoChick ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I find it AMAZING that anyone would be able to keep a straight face around Puddy. That character was just so straight forward manly but yet hysterical. Patrick Warburton.... and John O'Hurley... my favorite supportive characters in the show.
Oh, and yes, the BF watchss your show EVERY day on any cable/satellite tv station that carries it though I gave him the series DVD set around 2007. To the level he can point out every Superman - but he will not watch the DVD set...yet.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is the video, in case people were wondering
Ehalon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I don't expect you to answer this. It is clearly unfair, but are we going to forget that Michael Richards is either:
A) Clearly taken massively out of context? B) A huge racist?
And that apology.....wow.
I'll link to the video. It Doesn't look or sound great at all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
So at best, at very fucking best, that was Kramer being crazy and...satirical?
No. Not in my opinion.
Then there is the apology:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epnEOGoANvs
If he was being satirical, why apologise? Explain that people don't understand what you said. Satire is naturally very edgy. You have nothing to apologise for.
Except he did.
Why post this on Jerry Seinfeld's AMA? Because Jerry defended his old mate.
Just like when I fucking dared to speak ill against Doctor Who, I expect to lose my Imaginary Power Up Points. Fine.
At least fucking think about it before deciding - Jerry = Fantastic so Jerry's Racist Friend must = Fantastic.
Chamrox ยท 718 points ยท Posted at 18:43:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YouTube video of the scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1PeNNi6dg
pear1jamten ยท 457 points ยท Posted at 19:05:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Youtube video of the blooper scene
EDIT: Thanks yakusokuN8 + darkplumb90, link now goes right to the scene.
yakusokuN8 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you add #t=101 (or however many seconds) to the end of the URL, you'll get the video clip at the moment you want.
Like THIS.
PRGrl718 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:00:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it wasnt working for me, but i added an s after 101. works like a charm now.
lavosprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't always work anymore. Now you have to use &t=101 instead of #t=101.
darkplumb90 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:32:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More specifically: http://youtu.be/LjyQwc7MAKw?t=1m40s
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I was wondering if I was missing something
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Regarding the rest of that video, you can put Good Riddance to any collection of happy pictures and it instantly becomes one of the most emotional things I've seen.
quadsimodo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That montage gets me a bit choked up.
mikedabossss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sad music gets to me...
Lucky75 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:32:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greenday?
ColonelRuffhouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:07:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Seinfeld
IAmMohit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was just beautiful to watch it after a long time. Thanks for sharing it! :)
vanceandroid ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is no one going to comment on how close that youtube link is to saying "Kal Penn"
stupidsxyflanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No gold for you!
Deziire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and the outtakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JHNFSL4T3E
notanobelisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And here's the outtake with Jerry losing it.
Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:12:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link to outtakes with Jerry cracking up.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you eat horse all the time? Do you get it from your butcher?
b3n5p34km4n ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this guy's username sounds like one of kramer's random ass friend's names
Jay_Riemenschneider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spot on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rMBrdVLkoQ
edc-owl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1PeNNi6dg
mozzarella72 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:18:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you eat horse all the time?
Jay_Riemenschneider ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get it from my butcher.
someauthor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the horse beefarino-fed?
PuckyMacpuckpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link for the lazy
rocksteadyrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You look like an old catcher's mitt"
ptntprty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great question. That's one of my favorite scenes, watch it here.
TrookySpishbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best one of these is the parking garage episode, at the very end when they find the car. Kramer is carrying around that huge box (which actually HAD the air conditioner in it, because he wanted it to seem like he was really carrying a heavy box), and he gets the box in the car, everyone is trying not to break up with laughter. They all get in the car, and Kramer goes to start it....the car won't start! It actually wouldn't start, so you see Kramer doing his Kramer thing and everyone else is just busting out laughing trying to hide their faces. The absolute perfect ending to that episode!
aChronicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.cbrd.co.uk/indepth/queenswaytunnel/img/build06.jpg
Bromskloss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you always call your fans fat?
arkaytroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1PeNNi6dg
mp3tricord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1PeNNi6dg
FinkleIsEeinhorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sad he didn't ask you if you eat horse meat
prof_talc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome username! How's your butcher doing??
TurtleSmurph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why bring up your weight?
bye
l0stcontinent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOLD UP in the last HP movie (or the 1st 7th or whatever?) when everyone takes the Polyjuice Potion, Harry as Fleur goes, "Bill, look away, I'm hideous." I wonder if that line was a little homage to this or something!
bettycrockerclinic ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, will you say hi to my daughter Stephanie? She is a redditor and has been a huge fan since she was a kid. Also, she is funny.
EatShitM8 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go suck some more Jerry dick, shitface.
logicatch ยท 2268 points ยท Posted at 17:54:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell us about the first time you met Larry David and what was your initial impression of him?ย
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3211 points ยท Posted at 17:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first time I met him, that's a long story... I actually was eavesdropping on him talking to another comedian, and I wasn't even in comedy yet. But he was leaning on my car in front of the Improv on 9th Ave and 44th Street, and this would be probably 1975. That was the first time I ever saw him. But we didn't talk. But him and this other comedian were leaning on the fender of my car, and I knew that they were real comedians and I was still just flirting with it. So I don't know if that answers the question.
Then when we finally did talk in the bar Catch a Rising Star on 1st Ave and 78th Street 2 or 3 years after that, we couldn't stop talking. We were both obsessed with the smallest possible issue.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3323 points ยท Posted at 18:00:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know what's funny? He doesn't even know that story.
My car was a 1973 Fiat 128 SL.
Is this my coffee or yours?
[deleted] ยท 1650 points ยท Posted at 18:01:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's mine.
Attemptminusone ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm amazed no one made a lame joke about how you should be drinking coke.
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:43:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet, but since you said that I should expect it now.
omni_whore ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you guys take turn making posts or are you all just huddled around one keyboard?
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:52:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's.......complicated.
Attemptminusone ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:41:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Metal_Badger ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:23:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
RES helps out a lot. Live messaging yo.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:03:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT DID I SAY?!
MrFrowny_ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:14:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be drinking coke
Ubercritic ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was going to reply "No, you have coke." Then, I decided to check the other replies.
It_does_get_in ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:57:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
because the pretzels weren't making his thirsty.
j1ggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I think it might be his.
masterof80smetal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, you drink coke, not coffee.
Silly bears, coffees are for jerry.
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman!
itbelongstome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No it's mine :/
thehighercritic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so, not a Bear, then, unless double-fisting.
bearfucker77 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo.
chefboyac ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you need assistance?
lugger99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:40:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Liar! You're drinking coffee!
Nyrb ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:18:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you only drank coke...
Fist2_the_VAG ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But I thought you had the coke?
ritty111 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you drinking coffee? Shouldn't you be drinking coke? haha
USxMARINE ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually coke.
BraksOnBraks ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coke Black, I presume? Nice try Bears.
Wonderbread1993 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Silly bear, you drink coke!
MLaw2008 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:54:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit, you ordered a coke.
HornedMelon ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, you're drinking coke.
Gilles_D ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a coke, bear. And you know it.
r0ssg ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it one of those vanilla bullshit things?
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:57:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Milk and coffee. Who would've thought?!
jabba_the_wut ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you're replying to yourself.
OceanCarlisle ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One day and he's karma-whoring already... Reddit has ruined Seinfeld.
ottawapainters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had an explanation at the ready when Snoop did it, but this is a completely different situation.
slagdwarf ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"THE ONE CAR FOR ALL THE LIVES YOU LEAD"
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3443/3943338873_82a09606e1_o.jpg
_shit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet! My first car was a Fiat 128! I bought it for ยฃ300 off of an Italian guy who drove it all the way from Italy to the UK to come work at his brother's pizza restaurant. It had pieces of tinfoil glued to it where the metal was rusted through. On rainy days I had to take off the distributor cap and dry the spark plugs with a dishcloth or it wouldn't start.
Best car ever!
EveryShot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was in seafoam green and if you want a car that says "comedians come lean on me". Then this is the car for you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's probably too busy playing golf with the President.
sixpointnine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My first car was 1975 Fiat 128 SL. I put a whole 1,500 miles on it in a year. It was almost always broken.
sweetdudesweet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So your car nerdness predates your comedy career? Awesome!
NiceGuyJoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should have used that exact car when you took him for coffee!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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DaGeeb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it really is the key button
hobowithmachete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ahh, Italian sportscar.
Naggers123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you never bring it up?
quesarah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My first car was a 128 SL ! The sporty 2-door, with the most godawful burnt-orange color. Great car, would take off like crazy because it was made with tin-foil thick sheet metal. Rusted to bits in Minnesota.
bradlau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just looked up that car. 65hp and it sounds awesome.
WTF_SilverChair ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It said 1-100 and only had 45 seconds to go. I was thinking to myself, "They better get a move on..."
I should consider abandoning imperial units.
BeastieVindaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can only imagine his reaction. :-)
You two are a hilarious, especially when you guys are together.
fnordal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad had that car too. Well, not that uncommon here in Turin, in the seventies you could only see fiat in my city. The car was terrible.
inhalien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I owned a 1974 Fiat Spider 124. I empathize with your plight.
dan1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool, mine was a 1974 Fiat 124 Spyder.
Quellman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not Mr. Seinfeld's, but a picture of what I hope to be a 1973 Fiat 128 SL for those who were curious.
kalpol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know a guy with an old firehouse full of Fiat 128s.
actually more mixed in with lots of other old Fiats, but still.
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He knows it now!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mind blown.
braff_travolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You had a 2 year old Fiat when you were 17 years old? How do I get your life?
viralizate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This makes the above the best question in this IAMA.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he was leaning on your car to pretend it was his; so he could pick up hot chicks! Wait ... do hot chicks like Fiats? Nevermind.
Coppatop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And that car's name?
Jerry Seinfeld
zandisme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the real question is, did you ever get that NSX?
OliveGreenSwatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha! Like the 2nd button?l
crealer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will send you good premium coffee samples if you respond! From different parts of the world. I work at a gourmet coffee roasting spot and would be happy to send you some!
Or send a private message!
StrugglingWithEase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're so awesome. Just binged on all the comedians in cars. Keep it up buddy!
MidwestRSX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ballin' on a budget
cumfarts ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. You were a new comic with a fucking new car?
[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:07:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And thus, Seinfeld was born.
j1ggy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:35:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reading you explain this, I can imagine an entire Seinfeld episode based around you not being able to get over the fact that two people you didn't know were leaning on your car while you sat in it.
MutantSharkPirate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
was it as exciting as this image depicts
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:15:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was he wearing a cape?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. As someone who's seen every single Seinfeld and Curb episode, that last sentence is magical.
TheBigLen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:16:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld in a nutshell.
fromthepharcyde ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I picture that encounter
logicatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, thanks for answering my question!
knepbubber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you describe your relationship with comedy now?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And thank god for that!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved your guest appearances on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Some of the best episodes without question.
Moogs9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the other comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are obsessed over my penis? I'm flattered.
doolie_noted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us about Ted L. Nancy?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Obsessed with the smallest possible issue" That explains everything.
deville05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awww
Lordsteven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you save a matchbook from the Improv?
Katastic_Voyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should have had him arrested. It would have been a great start to a long friendship.
shifty1032231 ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 17:58:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I assume this happened
mechakisc ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:21:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/waiting for "now kiss" meme ...
Louvin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would really love to hear this
Esc4p3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:32:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm pretty sure 90% of Seinfeld met on Fridays, the SNL ripoff.
thefiction ยท 3093 points ยท Posted at 21:48:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry! I don't have a question, just a sincere thank you. You are the kindest person I've ever met in TV or Film. My mom was the boom op on Seinfeld and I used to come to Stage 9 nearly every day after middle school.
When I was 11 years old the Porsche Boxster was about to come out and you offered to take me for a ride in it when you got the very first one. I didn't believe it at first, but you made a promise to me that I would be the FIRST person to ride in it, and I was! I can't tell you how much of a dream this was on so many levels. I was blown away. I'm grateful to have spent some of the best days of my childhood on set with you, the cast, and the amazing crew. I have so many wonderful memories from Stage 9, watching you create comedy gold right in front of my eyes.
Thank you for being so generous and for your contribution to the comedy world. Love the new show, too!
http://i.imgur.com/F2co48w.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wbs01Mi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/r5I6eUY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Zqy1LQH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hIQECwW.jpg
Edit: Found more cool photos! And re-uploaded a better scan of the 2nd shot.
http://i.imgur.com/qeo9z8G.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oQlVfJj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/I22WStp.jpg
r_slash ยท 511 points ยท Posted at 23:09:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's really great. What a bummer for both you and Jerry that you missed him - I'm sure he would have enjoyed seeing this.
XenlaMM9 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 03:34:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we please connect Seinfeld to "the fiction" somehow?
mrzappacrappa ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 17:24:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is gonna ruin my day the fact that jerry didn't see this. Fuck
aneasymistake ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 00:23:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's really wonderful. It must have been the best day. Did the kids at school believe it before you showed them the photos?
thefiction ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 00:40:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was the highlight of junior high, no doubt. Kids didn't believe me until I showed pics, of course. I have a lot more photos laying around somewhere, on set, on location. I'm actually in the episode "The Slicer". Look at the kid on the right.
http://i.imgur.com/l4TBsCl.jpg
New York Street location, CBS Radford.
http://i.imgur.com/Ue0wEUs.jpg
We used to throw the nerf football around during breaks. Glorious days.
medicatedmonkey ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 01:38:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you're in the original photobomb. that's beyond awesome!
Molestioo ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:53:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard seeing that photo, and the fact you were in it. You don't know how unbelievably happy that made me seeing that you were one of the people in that photo.
Thanks for making my day
josieroze ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:43:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I don't think I've ever felt such acute jealousy in my life.
eureka_exclamation ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:48:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you in film/tv now? You looked like you knew what you were doing with the camera in pic #2.
the_walrus_was_paul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:01 on January 30, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many takes did the photobomb picture take? I must know!
Jelboo ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 00:26:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kind of sad he didn't see this. :(
Fratitude ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 22:43:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If that third picture isn't your cover photo on FB I'm disappointed
jdallen1222 ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 02:40:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/l4TBsCl.jpg
He says he's the kid on the right. How could this one NOT be his Facebook cover pic?
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:01:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Screw that. The last one!
werd_2ya_mother ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:05:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the photo that would be on his biography cover; after a life of being a wildly successful sitcom-to-blockbuster comedy director.
TheSimonToUrGarfunkl ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 06:47:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, us on /r/seinfeld would really like for you to do an AMA if you have the time, and if you have any more stories. Thank you.
thefiction ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 07:51:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, how cool. Okay sure, I'll do it for you guys. I should ask my mom to join in on this too (she took the photos of Jerry and I). She worked on the show for 8 years and has a lot more stories than I do. She loves telling stories about "The Rye", "The Finale", the craft service :)
Never done an AMA before! Guide me, Simon!
TheSimonToUrGarfunkl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:34:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! However, I'm not a moderator and I know very litlle about it too. I can contact the moderators or if you want to that would be fine too. I know the subreddit would love to have an AMA with you and your mom!
the_walrus_was_paul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:30 on January 30, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did this AMA ever happen?
TheSimonToUrGarfunkl ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:29 on January 30, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep
Jennica ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:28:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is too cool!!
fabiolanzoni ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:32:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh come on, Jerry's gotta see this.
Electrorocket ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:33:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must have been very well behaved to get to stay on the set so much.
DustinThenJames ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:44:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone has to find a way to get Jerry to see this. This is awesome.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:14:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya know, those pictures make my heart happy.
itnou ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:17:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I want to be that for a kid.
Slenderauss ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:53:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps you could PM it to Jerry, since it's not a question and more of a personal thing anyway. Hopefully he doesn't abandon his reddit account and checks his inbox.
ian21 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:48:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best comments here! I hope Jerry gets to see this at some point.
binksays ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:31:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i can't believe this hasn't gotten a response!
HAL9000000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry left before this post showed up.
goodcountryperson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:43:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is your mom still in TV/film?
stupidminnow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is so cool
mystik3309 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:21:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so jealous of you dude. What a life you lived.....at only 11. You lived a better life than me at age 31
obstreperouspear ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:43:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jason Alexander looks so annoyed by you.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:07:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow man, I really wish Jerry would have seen this and responded!
ProfessorBorden ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:49:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the best things I've ever seen
mutus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:23:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome.
http://i.imgur.com/H0k1EPp.jpg
carestad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:45:04 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing! You were a lucky kiddo!
is_u_serious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You lucky bastard!
rigelstarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:33:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahh Jerry's famous "The more you know" NBC PSA about not taking rides with strangers.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:25:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome.
I wonder whose parking spot was next to Jerry's, they had a badass Land Rover a Defender by the looks of it.
BKizzle77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love the shot of the beach scene with Krouger! Ah, the Boom Box Incident!
strumpster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is amazing, dude!!!!
aconitum_vulparia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a wonderful story! That's pretty incredible, especially the photos! You should try tweeting him a link to your comment since he missed it. Worth a shot!
Wulfbrir ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:34:12 on April 22, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is one of THE coolest things on reddit. You are so lucky man!
thefiction ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:07:46 on April 26, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks man! It really was an awesome experience.
saarkazm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:10:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lucky bastard!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're adorable. Were you in a show? It looks like you got to be in the beach scene.
tito1490 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If that was his 993 Turbo S, and you were me, I would be the happiest kid in town. Redditown.
xtharosx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:22:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tweeted this to his twitter account so hopefully he or one of his reps sees this.
Mr_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:25:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking cool.
mad87645 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those high top basketball shoes with the Velcro strap were the motherfucking tits.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so awesome!
philphan25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, you're the kid in the airbrushed picture!
ohhwerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
man, that is so fricking cool
Groove-Champion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:35:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Amazing pictures... although in the second to last one, George has really lost a lot of hair.
IAmMohit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow dude, I so envy you!! :P :D
boxjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a car guy, wow. You're intensely lucky.
Gollr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
great pics thanks for the share
BMHG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:42 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You lucky bastard !
oddwaller ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 01:57:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of these pics are fake. Obviously edited. Do you people not realize you can zoom in your browser? Are you on thumbnail size? All these pictures just happen to have the same weird artifacts, random sharp lines, disproportionate backgrounds?
stinkfut ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:18:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And somehow he photoshopped his way into The Slicer episode too! That rat bastard. Sharpening pitchfork as I type!
MattinglySideburns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out guys, this photoshop expert is 3edgy5me
MeanwhileOnReddit ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:09:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1990 points. Hmm. Right around when Seinfeld got famous. Sorry, can't upvote you for those reasons!
BAXterBEDford ยท 3970 points ยท Posted at 18:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Where did the idea of, in Seinfeld, your character being a comedian for a profession, but be the straight man for your friends, come from? I always thought that juxtapositioning for the show was genius.
EDIT: Thank you, whoever you are, for the reddit gold!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 4081 points ยท Posted at 19:31:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very good observation and analysis on your part, Baxter. You are truly exhibiting a good comedic eye. The reason I would play straight was it was funnier for the scene. And very few people have ever remarked on this, because it was a conscious choice of mine, only because I knew it would make the show better, and I didn't care who was funny as long as somebody was funny and that the show was funny. So you have hit upon one of the great secret weapons of the Seinfeld series, was that I had no issue with that.
jonramz ยท 3111 points ยท Posted at 19:34:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld telling someone that they have a good comedic eye, is like Michael Jordan telling someone that they are a good basketball player... congrats man, quite the compliment.
Good observation as well, never really put that together
BAXterBEDford ยท 1886 points ยท Posted at 19:37:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Seriously. You know I'm going to brag about that to my friends (if I had any).
EDIT: Please, everyone, don't take my comment about no friends too seriously. I appreciate the sentiment, but I was playing it up a bit. It's just that my best friend moved out of state recently, and the one I had before him passed away. And I never have more than a few close friends at any given time. It's just my immediate situation.
jonramz ยท 775 points ยท Posted at 19:39:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what better way to make friends than saying... I wasn't staring, I was just looking at you through my good comedic eye
JusticeBeaver13 ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 20:26:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
there's no way he can find contacts for his special eyes.
Csoltis ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:50:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MY BRAAAAAAND
apotre ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could be the ultimate ice-breaker.
kemushi_warui ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:37:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey there, are you a straight man?"
EarthRester ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:43:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You saying I look funny?"
ssjviscacha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whispering comedic eye
chadderbox ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:40:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That could be taken the wrong way though. Someone once told me I have a face for comedy. I thought they meant I could make a good comedian with the right jokes when I first heard it, and then only later realized they were just calling me funny looking.
zebozebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that was a great line.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You want me to say something funny? Sorry, I don't do that. I have the good comedic eye, yet you have to do that. Pretty sweet huh?"
bluetonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you know someone has a comedic eye? Don't worry they'll tell you.
WebKoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...trust me Jerry Seinfeld told me.
x777x777x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I gave you an ocular patdown and cleared you as a threat
mrandre2u ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
classic Baxter.
fabiolanzoni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:12:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to learn how to pull a Baxter.
zimis6 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:33:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'll be your friend. i can even customize a sweet friendship bracelet showcasing your good comedic eye. (favorite colors?) (i'm so jumping the gun, but my 2014 horoscope says to jump as many guns as humanly possible.)
Silent-G ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can jump my gun, if you know what I mean ;)
zimis6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think i know what you mean. i do what the cosmos tell me. beep boop.
quaybored ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:03:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold, Baxter, GOLD!
RocketBloodhunter ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:31:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have friends now.
Sharky-PI ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:36:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
until they scroll him offscreen.
bye
bye
bye
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:50:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ptntprty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:10:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BYE BYE!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mom's spaghetti
jrr6415sun ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With an eye like that I'm surprised you don't have more friends
BAXterBEDford ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:16:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I'll drop a little hard reality in here. It's not that I haven't had friends, but that most have either died or moved away lately. And it's harder making new friends once the grey hair starts taking over.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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BAXterBEDford ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My middle name is Schlimazel.
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Become a sugar daddy
_actually_no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well now that Jerry Seinfeld has said you have a good comedic eye, you can pull all the ladies (or men), I mean hell, even I want to hit on you for that reason alone.
BAXterBEDford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:26:14 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most people can't get past my cologne, Eau d' Poverte'.
_actually_no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:14 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im sure that would be an issue. I hear its a foul stench.
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:16 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it don't wash off.
_actually_no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:48 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It can wash off, with a little hard work!
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:54 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, that all it takes. I could be the next head of Bain Capital if I just applied myself.
_actually_no ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:08 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then what are you waiting for! :p
peanutboo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:32:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your friend.
render83 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should probably frame the above comment and hang it on your wall
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll admit, I screen-captioned it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:45:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made this for you: http://i.imgur.com/wLZRUOY.jpg
dj_destroyer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sometime brag or comment concerning my online endeavours... it never comes off well. People just think I'm weird.
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually a very good way to prevent ever having friends IRL.
mrdude817 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omguEZ7jy5E
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:56:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guy is complimented on his comedic eye on Reddit, makes clearly comedic comment, Redditors take him seriously.
SIIIIIIGH.
hyperforce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:06:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Jordan just told me I have a great eye for comedy!
khanweezy1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would frame a printout of a screenshot of that shit and hang it on my wall!
hal2000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:26:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, that wasn't funny at all!
ate2fiver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:17:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I remember it well, it was early 2014, I had just logged onto Reddit, when I saw Jerry Seinfeld doing an AMA..."
Cuneus_Reverie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can brag about it on Reddit. We are almost like friends.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to know more about you.
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be a very bad thing. I'd need to be likeable and all that shit. I haven't got the energy.
AFK... time to take a pill.
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
a
cal679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is an excellent observation though. I've watched every episode at least a dozen times and it never really dawned on me until now how brilliant a move that was, making the comedian the straight-man. You've changed everything.
Fiddlebums ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any friend of Jerry is a friend of mine!
Adren406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Look! Look at my special eyes!"
jsink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your friend, now.
LoLzRoFlZoMgZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've done went and got yourself some
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be your friend, especially given your comedic eye.
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst thing is that I'm blind in the other eye.
kingofallnoobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh, you got a nice compliment and then had to ruin it. Just leave with your dignity.
thilardiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is that EDIT supposed to stop the sentiment?
Well, you're funny, you'll land more friends soon.
yentity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about your day Baxter.
Hobbs54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well you have friends here, for what that's worth. But seriously that was a good observation. It actually makes great sense in hindsight as often the straight man has a tough job supporting the other talents.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry is your friend now. JERRY!
urgencyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
your edit really killed the mood
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but as I was sitting here on my computer I was getting this avalanche of responses. I got the feeling I gave the wrong impression with my attempt at a joke.
idiosyncopatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
your edit made this sadder :( we love you, sad clown.
It_does_get_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
please tell us more
Groovyjules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedic reply few got.....
thesecondkira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This should help get you friends!
lodhuvicus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:25:40 on May 1, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Leave it to reddit to get really creepy personal.
buckygrad ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man it doesn't take long for a typical redditor to take something beautiful and turn it to shit with some stupid follow on comments. The best play is to act like you have been there before but you guys piss all over yourselves. It is all through this thread.
BAXterBEDford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:06:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. I'll toe the line in the future.
Branzilla91 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad that didn't work out for Kwame Brown.
r_slash ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or anyone on the Bobcats.
ImNot_NSA ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:32:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Close, but Jerry Seinfield did not say BAXterBEDford is funny. He just said he has a good comedic eye.
To complete your analogy, this would be like Michale Jordan telling someone that they had a good eye for discovering basketball talent.
Sharky-PI ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:37:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not even discovering it, just analyzing it. It'd be like Jordan saying someone could be a great pundit.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:12:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which, to be fair, is pretty awesome
Sharky-PI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no doubt.
chaorace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hey, you're a pretty good sports commentator! I liked your voice and the way you used it to compliment me"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
way to go Baxter! I'm not even angry Seinfeld liked your question and not mine. I'm impressed. oh Baxter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you don't want to compare seinfeld's talent scouting observation to michael jordan. have you seen the charlotte bobcats?
DontCare_ImDrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Praise from Ceasar.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except Michael Jordan has been an absolutely horrible basketball GM, drafted Kwame Brown. But... still, I got you.
NeatAnecdoteBrother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.. it would be like Michael Jordan telling someone they have a good eye for basketball.
skunksauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've obviously never seen the Bobcats play.
CountBlkCon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's good unless you're Kwame Brown..
jonramz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Note to all the people saying Jordan sucks as a GM... obviously correct.
Larry Bird would have been a better player to use as an analogy (one of the best ever player-wise and good GM)
whiskeytango55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only Michael Jordan would never do that. Guy is a jerk. Look up his hall of fame speech on youtube.
Ragingcroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well Michael Jordan is owner of the Bobcats and we've seen how they've done.
roughfu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kwame brown
ntheg111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its like Hitler calling you an asshole
Ungodlydemon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What I want to know is why anyone DOWNvoted a compliment by friggin Jerry Seinfeld to someone else...
Levski123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it to late to say jump in a say that I personally never though anything of it, I thought every made that observation. It seems logical comedian skit of main actor, sit-co about main actor being a comedian. It seems simply genious, and that is I guess cause it seems so simple of an idea. Anyways Bexter called it.. good show.
Zeppelanoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MJ would never compliment anyone else on their basketball skills. He would be all "you think you're tough shit? Let's 1-on-1".
He did it to MKG last year and whooped his ass.
ffca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basketball analyst to be more accurate
Even if he has a good comedic eye, it doesn't make him a good comedian
ColeSloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except the Bee movie disaster. I was so disappointed in that film.
EspadaHueca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kwame Brown
KittenKingSwift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except Michael Jordan absolutely sucks at talent evaluation
drewcrump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except Michael Jordan sucks at scouting basketball players and owning a franchise.
Vital_Cobra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like Michael Jordan telling someone that they are good at watching basketball.
DondeEstaLaDiscoteca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:44:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. Jordan's an asshole. Jerry Seinfeld is a good person.
Theocritic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were going to say baseball player :p
Juvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you need to do an ama
badComicTiming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:23:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He can not, not be funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Except actually Michael Jordan is one of the worst talent evaluators in NBA history: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1355148-retracing-every-bad-decision-in-michael-jordans-tenure-as-an-owner
LetsGetRamblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:31:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Michael Jordan is so phony.
Bgdplmqa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Jerry's being sarcastic. But maybe you're being sarcastic. Christ, it's just too early for me. edit: well maybe not sarcastic, exactly...
IZ3820 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:07:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except Jordan would actually do this to distract opposing players soon before he dribbled past their inflated egos.
Abohir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Replace Michael Jordan with Larry King as a coach; and you still have my upvote either way!
destroyermaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like Michael Jordon telling someone they have a good eye for basketball
wendysNO1wcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:44 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like maybe Scottie Pippen.
fucknatalie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:03:37 on January 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya, but to be fair, he's probably been waiting 20 years for someone to notice!
e8ghtmileshigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. It's like Michael Jordan telling someone that they have a good basketball eye.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And yet I can't get over the idea that it sounds like he's talking to his dog...
howajambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh my god. you people.
It was a fucking compliment. relax.
president_davis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:00:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry again for posting this multiple times, but I'm trying to place this where it will catch Jerry's eye. This is a serious question.
Jerry, if someone were to come up with a ridiculous amount of money to pay both you & Julia Louise Dreyfus, would you be open to making a porno flick with her?
TheseIdleHands84 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:56:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you never figured out that in Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld plays Jerry Seinfeld? wow... wow......
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:35:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's really cool. I think it shows alot of integrity for your craft to allow other people to be funny on your own show. It's the opposite of selfish. It shows confidence on your part and allows other people to showcase their own talents. That says alot about you.
ImBored_YoureAmorous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Selfless
d00d1234 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:44:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like that is what made the episode when you switched with Kramer because of the Kenny Rogers Fried Chicken that much funnier.
shockandale ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:39:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The straight man does all the heavy lifting, look at Barney Rubble. Flintstone rode that guy to the bank.
hometownhero ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 23:02:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't understand what "straight" means in ththis cotext/question, could you please explain?
shockandale ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:20:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In a comedy duo the straight man sets up the joke and the comic gets the laugh.
ArmaziLLa ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:25:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! I had to scroll quite a ways down in the replies t find this and it was driving me batty.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:57:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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vincentvangobot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm an idea man chuck. I get ideas all day long.
Knormy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Idea to eliminate garbage: Edible paper. (Not sure why but that scene has always stayed with me.)
vincentvangobot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:22:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also liked the line about feeding mayo to tuna fish.
inspiredfollies ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I just say that I love that Jerry Freaking Seinfeld is complimenting the comedic sensibilities of a bunch of shlubs on the internet? What a guy.
Polonius_N_Drag ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Michael Bluth of Seinfeld.
heywhateverguy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:14:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or is Michael Bluth just the Seinfeld of Arrested Development?
Polonius_N_Drag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was the joke.
diggum ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:16:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A true comedian using "Yes, and..." in response to being called a genius. Gold, Jerry.
jongbag ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:00:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the most complimentary and genuine I've ever seen someone be on an AMA. It's so easy for people in your position to be flippant to get an easy laugh, and I think it's awesome you're giving each question a heartfelt answer. Thank you.
dustbin3 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:51:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The show was so great because I was so humble," he bragged.
shutup_Aragorn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:56:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean no offense, but it always felt to me that even though you are a remarkably funny comedian, you were definitely not the strongest actor on the show, and I think that you realized that as well. We can see you cracking up at the other actors performances, as you should, and it doesnt bother us. The other three you worked with however were absolutely perfect for their roles, and made the show great. I didn't particularly enjoy seinfeld until I realized that George pulls a lot of the weight in making the show funny.
2_Smokin_Barrels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love it!
DestinTheLion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I always imagined that Seinfeld was the straight man to show how it is the life around us that is ridiculous and crazy (exemplified by the three others), and sometimes it just takes a person (or comedian) to allow us see it as such.
Sorta a different take on Warhol's "Consumerism can be art if you choose to look at it as such".
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I noticed the same thing! Jerry? Anyone?
Johnnyhellhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard the same concept attributed to Jack Benny.
thelandofnarnia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just amazed, as are many others, at how gracious you are here. Has anyone told you about the infamous Woody Harrelson AMA? He wasn't as gracious..
virtyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time i read one of your comments the seinffeld theme starts playing in my head. =)
Little_Albert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was exactly they way Jack Benny looked at his radio show. It centered around him, but he would almost always give the supporting cast the punchlines. It makes for a very refreshing aspect of comedy.
D_Lockwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As an aside, Andy Griffith started playing the comic relief early on in The Andy Griffith Show, but it simply didn't work very well. Once he played straight, and let Don Knotts do all the comic relief, the show worked like no other.
TheRealMrWillis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This response is amazing. In a world where most modern comedies center on one star, it's refreshing to hear somebody reference to comedy as a collective endeavor.
minddropstudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this for a while about Jerry-that he was the most "normal" and straight laced guy in the show. But the further you watch, you realize that Jerry is very neurotic in some ways too. (The constant small problems with girlfriends, being kind of a neat freak, scratching the tag off of jeans and writing in a smaller size, the quiet self-conscious gargling etc.) makes me like the character even more.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit, I didn't even realize that until baxter pointed it out!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a comedian who is a straight man in real life takes the pressure off of aspiring comedians who try to be funny all the time like an identity crisis. Funnier and funnier and funnier and more spotlight and more more more, that's the newbie comedian. You get to play the guy who's so funny it's not even funny anymore at the end of the day.
ajk5277 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I played a straight man on Seinfeld. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
KatyScratchPerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in the behind the scenes DVD features i remember somebody pointing out that you had no problem giving a laugh to someone else & i've always found that pretty admirable.
MontegoBarbados ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That truly is what made the show great, as with other great comedies. Allow any character to be funny, not just the "star." This is the difference between Seinfeld and Family Matters.
danhakimi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You weren't really a pure straight man. You did plenty of funny things. But wacky came from Kramer first, then other characters, then George, then Jerry (I'm going to try to refer to the character and not to you, but I'll slip up here and there) and Elaine. George provided the Woody Allen-type neuroses, the "wow how can such a horrible person exist" effect, and a few others. Jerry was partly the straight man, but still had some George-like aspects. Jerry let little things eat him up, particularly about women. You created conflict out of thin air when there was none. Well, so everybody did that--that was the point of the show, there was hardly ever any real conflict, only conflict the characters imposed on themselves--but you did as much of that as anybody (except George), and that's why we loved it.
gjallard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If memory serves, Jack Benny said something similar to that about his shows. Someone remarked one day that Dennis Day really stole the show from him last week and Jack observed "They're supposed to steal the show. I surround myself with tremendously talented, funny people. I have the easiest job in the world."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You probably won't see this but I still watch Seinfeld reruns religiously every night with my dad and we still laugh over and over no matter how many times we've seen it.
RememberThisPassword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This kind of breakdown is blowing my mind.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld: The Wayne Gretzky of comedy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What i find interesting about this is that normally for sitcoms you have your funny guys hired for the long-run, and they're mostly hiring day-players to be the straight man. I enjoyed Seinfeld so much because there was a very good dynamic already built into the long-term cast, which enabled you to hire a wide range of personalities to interact with the show.
wubbadubba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For the old folks of Reddit who remember, the Andy Griffith show was the same way. Andy was funny but had to play the straight man and Don Knotts got most of the laughs. Only way to make the show work.
pushingrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:49:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always felt like the genius was that different members of the crew can all at times feel like the sane one. Jerry is the most traditionally "normal" but he obsesses over weird shit and is very particular about things.
chumpdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Andy Griffith did this same thing. Worked then, too. I always wondered if the Larry and jerry were fans of andy. Kramer reminds me a lot of barney fife with his physical comedy
Abohir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:09:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I was wondering how you feel about you influence on newer shows like that Canadian show that has some hype here on Reddit called Corner Gas. Any thoughts on that show? Feel like it has brought justice to that formula you mentioned?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
relevant
Innundator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This'll be downvoted and/or you won't reply to it... probably not even read it, but I feel like I should say it :)
Why would you have an issue with it? The show consisted of you, kramer, elaine, and george. The most normal were you and elaine, however elaine is also the only woman. To differentiate you from the men, you're really the least emotionally and functionally handicapped - in essence, you're the most 'normal' and well-adjusted character in the show. Why would you have an issue with coming across as being well adjusted and in control? Much of Jerry's comedy came from pointing out the ridiculousness of the other characters (but he's not a dick; he's a comedian) and the most 'butt of a joke' the Jerry Seinfeld character incurred really was that he was anal and had hangups with cleanliness and certain peculiarities. Kramer is kramer and George is george..... how anyone can imply that you would have any issue with the character setup is absurd - you were literally 'the man' the entire time, to the point that the show was named after you in real life, and the character was named after you......
It is a fantastic show, don't get me wrong; however, let's not kid ourselves here.. you made yourself a star quite purposefully, and while you did a great job at it, I sense you're being falsely modest in your response, here.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:21:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
kingdunlap ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're so unselfish!
BAXterBEDford ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:12:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well if you ever need anyone to punch up a script, I'm available.
Abcdguy ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 20:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean playing the straight man?
jeffp12 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:22:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Straight man also means something like "the normal one." And so you tend to follow the story of the normal person and other wacky characters come along and make the normal person experience funny/weird/unusual things. If all characters are wacky, then a show or movie will lose "grounding." It'll be like a cartoon where anything can happen. But a good straight man gives the audience someone to identify with and through them they can experience the humor.
Like Michael on Arrested Development or Jim on The Office.
Abcdguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:51:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool great explanation! Is that actually a theatrical term?
Although even as the comedian he was still the straight man. Not exactly juxtapositioning, right? It's been a little bit since I've seen the show though...
jeffp12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:35:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose it's juxtaposition in that it pairs up bits of stand-up comedy with bits of "life" in which he's the straight man. Moreso I would just say it's a subversion of the typical sitcom form.
For example, Home Improvement is about wacky tool man Tim, and often the wife plays the "straight man" in that she is a pretty bland, predictable, ordinary person experiencing crazy things. The problem comes about when your main character is wacky and that makes it hard to relate to them. Tim the toolman Taylor works because his wackyness is kind of an exaggeration of male-ness and so it's unusual but still relatable.
I think the new season of Arrested Development has problems partially because Michael stops being the straight man and starts being a wacky character too, so the show starts to fall apart and just feel silly.
In Seinfeld, Jerry supplies quips and such, but for the most part he acts completely rationally and predictable, unlike say Kramer. A show with Kramer as a main character would be tough since it would just seem ridiculous.
I don't know if it's a "theatrical term" but certainly has been used in comedy for a long time.
Ravanas ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:02:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He explains in this comment.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:37:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You got kudos from Seinfeld, internet friend. Well done.
BAXterBEDford ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:41:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all week.
xpose ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry but this question went over my head. I don't understand?
BAXterBEDford ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:01:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the show his character's occupation is as a stand-up comedian. But when he is just interacting with his friends he is often just doing the set-up for their jokes. They're all the goofballs and he is, relatively, normal. It's sort of an ironic juxtapositioning.
halfveela ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:54:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but stop saying juxtapositioning, it's not a word. It's juxtaposing-- and more appropriate for your sentence would simply be "it's sort of an ironic juxtaposition."
BAXterBEDford ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:57:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I hate reusing significant words in things like a post, but I was having a hard time thinking of a good synonym.
halfveela ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:58:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's not reusing it that's the problem, it's just that you're not using it in the correct form. "Juxtapositioning" isn't a word, it's either "juxtaposing" or simply "juxtaposition."
I think it's the perfect word for what you're trying to express (which is brilliant, and I just realized Jon Stewart does it with his anchors all the time)!
Edit: a word
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, usually my spellcheck catches such stuff, but it didn't this time. Thanks, I'll make note and keep it in mind.
halfveela ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:05:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for not getting mad about it! I'm compulsive with this shit.
BAXterBEDford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not at all. I actually appreciate it. So, thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Often one of the members of the duo- the straight man, feed, dead wood, or stooge- is portrayed as reasonable and serious, while the other one- the funny man, banana man or comic- is portrayed as funny, less educated or less intelligent, silly, or unorthodox.
chackk ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:45:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaand the best question award goes too...
BAXterBEDford ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I only wish I could cash in karma points like bitcoins.
Travianer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Boojah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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blizzue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:55:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL. Nice.
starcraftlolz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:49:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it mean to be the straight man for your friends?
BAXterBEDford ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:03:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The more I think about this, the more profound the question becomes. Really. In a lot of ways it is better to be the straight man to your friends than to be the comedian. Going on the premise that the way a person feels about you is a product of how you make them feel about themselves, being the straight man for your friends is the best thing you can be. Everyone likes to think of themselves as being funny, and to be able to habitually afford your friends that opportunity would be a real mitzvah.
I'm actually going to meditate on this over the next few days. My deepest and sincerest thanks.
TheIncorruptibleMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a really incredible thought and its sad that it got buried, but kudos to you man. being the straight man seems to be a selfless act on the surface, but in actuality its kinda selfish. You get the most joy because you enable others to experience joy. What act could be more fulfilling?
Awesome thought.
shane727 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is "be the straight man" for your friends? I'm missing something here. What is the context of the word straight here?
BAXterBEDford ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:42:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is not as in gay or straight. It's the non-funny person who sets the joke up for the comic.
At least that is how I understood it. I see nothing that makes this a gay thing in the conversation.
jeffhughes ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:34:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
scarfox1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Seinfeld was married
BAXterBEDford ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His character on the show wasn't. Almost!, at one point, to Janeane Garofalo. But, alas, no.
In real life he is.
scarfox1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry I'm retarded, but what do they mean by straight in this context?
BAXterBEDford ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:46:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In comedy acts you often have a straight man; the guy that sets a joke up, but doesn't deliver the punchline. The best example of this is Bud Abbott to Lou Costello being the jokester. In vaudeville days a good straight man was considered so valuable that they often got a greater percentage of the pay than the buffoon.
scarfox1 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:50:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh ok like a set up man, thanks a lot!
foofdawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, the "setup person" is the one that gives the comedian an opportunity to be funny. In comedy, this is commonly referred to as the "straight man", i.e. the person who doesn't make the funny remarks, but enables the comedian to be that much funnier.
A great example would have been George Burns and "Gracie". She was supposed to be very naive about things, which gave George the opportunity to make funny remarks based on what she said.
T-RexPlayingChess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You done good Baxter.
Sherlock--Holmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you knocked that right out of the park! Impressive.
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thats bestof material
MunkeeBizness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your thought on the idea that Costanza is the main protagonist?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh baxter you know I can't understand Spanish, in English please!
curiousbutton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are now famous.
I realise I'm on this reddit thread referencing another website which is referencing back to this reddit thread
BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ultimately the whole internet is becoming a circle jerk.
But thank you for pointing that out. My sister now thinks reddit isn't quite so obscure!
AsaKurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:53:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good job Baxter
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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BAXterBEDford ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think so. Not that anything would be wrong with it.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:00 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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BAXterBEDford ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:03:12 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really. But, to be honest, I was hoping for a better answer. Because it seemed to be something set-up from the beginning. And getting that "only because I knew it would make the show better" was a little unsatisfying. I could have told you that. I was just wondering from where the awareness that it would make the show better came. I've read up a bit about character development, plot construction, etc., etc.. It's easy to be mechanical about it. But as someone who knows some technical stuff about writing, but has NO muse, the creative process about such things fascinates me.
I wasn't even expecting a reply. I've never had one before on any of the AMAs I've posted questions. I was hoping for one, but I hope for a lot of things. The fact that my question got so much recognition, from a reddit perspective at least, was a complete surprise. I'm not a mover & shaker here. Just another dweeb that the fickle finger of fate happened to tap on the head for the day. And it was my day off, so I had time to play with it.
But haters love to hate. What has surprised me most is how many snarky comments and messages I got. Seems a lot of people get pissed off at other people's happy moment.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:12:16 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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BAXterBEDford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:39:23 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all do, when the mood strikes us. Internet interactions are conducive to that. I rarely take it personally or hold a grudge. Hell, with reddit being as large as it is, I rarely keep track of it.
So, no hard feelings.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:21:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Commenting to come back to this later.
MisterNatural77 ยท 2587 points ยท Posted at 18:07:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. My question has to do with one little moment in the Soup Nazi episode. Wayne Knight walks out of the restaurant, looks at his bag and says "ummm...Jambalaya"...and then does this little dance down the sidewalk. It was hilarious. But not because of the line...because of the way he delivered it and what he did physically. So my question is...how did this happen? Did the script just have the line leaving it up to him on what to do with it? was it an ad-lib? Did the script describe the dance? Describe the process of getting this little golden moment on the screen. Thanks.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3250 points ยท Posted at 19:01:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very very well observed, first of all, let me compliment you on that. That moment, which I remember crystal clearly, is the enormous talent of an actor like Wayne Knight. And the script said "Newman looks in the bag, and says Jambalaya" but the delivery and the dance was all his.
[deleted] ยท 1880 points ยท Posted at 19:08:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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SnapHook ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 21:24:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MY god Newman is light on his feet. It's like the dance of the sugar plum fairies on the streets of new york.
jerry_hellloooooo ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching a extras feature on one of the DVD's where Wayne talked about how he realised, at a relatively early age, that as a heavy set guy he looked funny running up on his toes and appearing light on his feet. I think it was from an episode where he's chasing Kramer down the street.
prof_talc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That guy can climb like a riiiiiing-tailed lemur!
whateverbro ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:33:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the italian looking, laughing guy in the back. He has the exact same reaction I have when watching that scene.
amabikaeypabaf ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 03:10:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm Italian and I dont have dark hair or own a leather jacket.
Vikingfruit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:03:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The way he said Jambalaya... Priceless
jmould0326 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
StonerMealsOnWheels ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
WTF_SilverChair ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:45:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My kids have me watching Toy Story 2 for the 435th time this Winter Break, and Al and Newman both going into my ears blew my mind.
khalam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:41 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks. I've seen that 100's of times and I still laugh my ass off!
Jay27 ยท -32 points ยท Posted at 20:24:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Due to the build up created above, I was expecting something hilarious.
It might as well have been left out for all I care.
Knight's "Oh, the humanity!" delivery was ten times better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpLncBG_Nw
MrMakeveli ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:44:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was the whole point though: it was a small, insignificant but funny moment and OP wanted to know how those types of moments come about. Was it completely scripted? Was it pure ad lib? Etc. I thought it was a great question.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:09:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too, and I guess I was expecting a dance. But he moved his legs for the purpose of running away rather than just because, which I think makes it more of a trot.
FunkSlice ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:22:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The little run Newman does is hilarious. How do you not find that funny?
Wiggles767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:40 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always liked this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOPfElE61A
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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tvwizard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need to practice your observing skills some more, you'll see it eventually.
stevesy17 ยท 332 points ยท Posted at 19:25:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what makes or breaks a show in my opinion. You can have the best writers in the world, but if the actors don't "get it" it won't mean anything. That's what makes the greatest shows, like seinfeld and arrested development. You can't write stuff like the jambalaya dance. Or 90% of the stuff Michael Richards came up with. It's magical.
lightningboltkid ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:41:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Know it is a different genre and almost over praised. But it is what I enjoyed about Breaking Bad almost immediately. Every actor/actress clicked right away for me. Even my hate for Skyler. Which is why I think Anna Gunn was an amazing actress.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:22:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought she was the MOST interesting character on the show. And Anna Gunn as you say is a remarkable actress.
My opinion of her veered from admiration in the early series (family orientated, strong woman, assertive etc.) to, well, not hate but just "Oh Skylar, say it aint so" when she allows herself to get trapped by Walt in a hopeless situation and then to revilement for betraying her sister and sticking-up Hank.
Great, great character with so many dimensions.
/rant
veggiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:37:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Skylar. 90% of the shit that happened was her fault.
lightningboltkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which by the way. If you have that much hate towards Skylar. Than that is a nod to her acting/the writing.
veggiter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:19:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Skylar is a fictional character. I didn't say anything about the actress or writers.
lightningboltkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry ma'm/sir. I had just woken up and A) don't even need to defend them, don't know why I did. B) read it wrong.
Either way, sry m8, carry on.
veggiter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:26:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's cool, dude.
lightningboltkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dafaq?
saremei ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:45:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Seinfeld, like most sane people. I watched every single episode multiple times over. Everyone seems to love Arrested Development as well, yet I never was interested in it. I've tried time and time again to get into it. No dice. Don't know what it is, but I cannot like it.
fluffyxsama ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 00:42:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably because all of the characters are so stupid that the show is painful to watch.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:58:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like a lot of the show was letting the brilliance of its cast shine through naturally instead of directing every little thing they did.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:19:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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stevesy17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant
resipsaloquitur1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Conversely - when the writers can then elevate and nuance their writing to account for an actor who has fully inhabited a role it even amplifies the potential
edit - verbiage
Flaeor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of an interview with Bryan Cranston, in which he said something to the effect of (I'm completely para-phrasing) "Actors have the unfortunate role of taking something that is 99% pre-ordained, and making that last 1% matter more than the rest." That will always stick with me.
ClintonHarvey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Little kicks!
"George likes the bananas!"
MisterNatural77 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks! You have given my son and me many hours of bonding over your show. Take care.
enraged_platypus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:19:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, I know that chunky that left these chunkies....Newman!
Oompa_lumpia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After all these great, detailed observations from fans, Jerry wakes up to find he's Bill Shatner at a Star Trek convention.
volatilegx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:38:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the irrepressible urge to state that jambalaya is not soup.
such_doge_so_poop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's strange to see you complimenting Newman. I don't like it, Jerry.
waffleninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm stealing this line.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that; his delivery in all episodes, in my opinion, is sublime. I can picture him shooting honey mustard in an attempt to rid himself of the taste of broccoli in the Kenny Rogers Roasters ep.
wormee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one ever had a better nemesis.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still quote that line any time anyone mentions jambalaya.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:51:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You remind me of my professors back in college, always starting the answer to every question with things like "that's a very good question'.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, enormous.
Iamtheshreddest ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
leiner63 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also love his robotic actions when ordering the soup. Of course Newman would follow the Soup Nazi's protocol to a T. The way he extends his arm to hand the cashier the money and the glance of happiness he gives Kramer...great stuff right there!
ProfFrizzo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Wayne Knight mentioned something to this effect in one of the "Inside Looks" for a Seinfeld episode. Being a theater actor, he always felt like he had to be light on his feet, even though he was a bigger guy. So there'a a couple other scenes where he's doing that kind of tiptoe running that he does, namely the one where he's running through the streets carrying a risk board.
greatapeloller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
great question
3404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this moment is replayed on advertisements for Seinfeld (reruns obviously), because I feel like I see it a lot.
eraserh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I order jambalaya or I'm with someone who orders jambalaya I think of that scene. I'm thinking of that scene right now and it's still cracking me up.
hungoverlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in one of the behind the scenes things, julia talks about wayne's ability to move himself around despite being so large, and how impressive and funny it is
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIRealized I'm a fucking genius
Shankley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This might be my favourite thing ever in Seinfeld.
LeMeowLePurrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that I'm not the only one who always says "jambalaya" exactly like this anytime I'm in the vicinity of jambalaya.
grrrtotes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This will get about as much interest as Jeff Ross' outfits at the Comedy Central Roasts, but a guy I know played the "Por Favor" role in that episode.
kenmgrimm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh ohhhhhh THE HUMANITY!!!!!
AnorexicManatee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, I'm lying in my bed, I just drank a ton of coffee, and I laughed so hard at this imagery that I could hear my coffee all sloshing around in my stomach. When I was younger and watched Seinfeld I always thought Newman was such a dick. Now that I'm older, I still think he's a dick, but I appreciate him more.
theSlnn3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever since I saw that episode the first time it aired, I have always said "Jambalaya" just like that whenever I see it on a menu.
dcluley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:35 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Frogger Electrician. . . Slippery Pete!
hawatcha ยท 1482 points ยท Posted at 18:05:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! HUGE fan and love "Comedians in Cars"!
So my question is, if you could grab a coffee with any comedian no longer with us, who would it be and in what car? Thanks!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2542 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great, great question. Wow. I probably would have to say Charlie Chaplin in a Duesenberg.
RedditAuthority ยท 1832 points ยท Posted at 19:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a duzy
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2573 points ยท Posted at 19:49:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's where that phrase comes from!
zeebs758 ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 19:56:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 21:32:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That stands for Today I Learned!
lebanonman23 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:47:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld learning how Reddit works...
ArchibaldLeach ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 21:21:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in strained Seinfeld voice.
Kendjo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
luv2racism ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link for the lazy
Fuzzy-Hat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:55:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is War and Peace all over again.
PooveyFarmsRacer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:14:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually heard your voice in my head
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:13:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
really?
mcketten ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:24:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Possibly - if it didn't originate from the car, it is probable the cars reinforced the idea of the phrase:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duesenberg#Etymological_note
RocketBloodhunter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:33:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doozie
Jess_than_three ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:25:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
No. Check etymonline.
Edit: Look, I'm sorry, but he's wrong. The word predates the car:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=Doozy&searchmode=none
psychobeast ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 22:53:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can take your sourced fact and shove it! Today, Seinfeld is king.
Jess_than_three ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:02:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know, that's a fair argument. This AMA really was awesome. :)
It_does_get_in ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:14:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
o no, it wasn't a joke!!!!!!!!!!
Half_Ginge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:38:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!" /Seinfeld voice
quaybored ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:12:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whoosh
FLR21 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:28:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just whooshed a famous comedian. How does it feel?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:39:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
**woosh**
rejuven8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:37:15 on January 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He knew
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:09:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just heard that in your dramatic funny seinfeld voice... high pitched at the end and waving arms!
fucknatalie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:00:39 on January 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm... This is scary, Jerry Seinfeld has the same obscure knowledge as a typical obscure redditor.....
Swen67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone else hear and see Elaine and Jerry in the diner exchanging these lines?
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
its impossible not to read that in jerrys voice
Al_Jemel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny 'cause it's true!
uaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:06:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was a 'doozy'. I love learning new things! Why has that come to mean what it does today?
RhEEziE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:36:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.wordorigins.org/index.php/doozy/
CrushNasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:30:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is the RedditAuthority, Jerry.
rsixidor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But is it? http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=doozy
iamvr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:57:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're not from around here, are you.
67and734eva ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So wait, the great Jerry Seinfeld didn't know that phrase but 15 year old me did? Better start stepping it up Jer.
SuperPoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I hear Kramer saying this?
mrwalkway32 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a doozy, Judge!
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:48:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn that's perfect.
FloydMarley ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:49:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mitch Herberg in a VW bus.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:09:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Do you consider Charlie Chaplin as a mostly physical comedian or you admire him for his verbal comedy as well: The Great Dictator.
How comfortable you are with the physical comedy in general?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he wouldn't say anything!
fireinthesky7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The mustache would say enough.
meinerHeld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some Duesenbergs for you.
Bamres ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you choose for George Carlin?
NiceGuyJoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's fucking hilarious. He would have a gag about not having anywhere to put his cane and his hat would keep getting knocked off into the street by the top of the car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could ask Charlie any question, what would it be?
ThatDamnCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be a fantastic episode
DNAhelicase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good call on the Duesenberg....which one though, the SJ or the J
MooseMasseuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a doozy of a pick right there.
I'd like to see you interview abbott and costello crammed in a Bugatti Type 57 or Buster Keaton in a 1961 ferrari california.
hoikarnage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would think if I were going to have coffee with a dead man, I'd prefer to pick him up in a hearse.
dmdoub28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice choice
DeckerR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What car would be appropriate for George Carlin?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now imagining a signature Tramp eyebrow raise after some joke about a phallus...
CelebornX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great car pick, and that would be a legendary episode and experience.
But wouldn't it be fun to blow Charlie Chaplin away with something more modern? You could really freak him out with a "future-mobile."
justonecomment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Carlin in a Delorean.
PuRowdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great, great choice in car. I live near Auburn, IN where the cars were made. If you ever get a chance you should see the museum there, truly breathtaking automobiles.
http://www.automobilemuseum.org/
Marlowe12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this feels ridiculously like something George and Jerry would sit and discuss.
jh84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to see George Carlin on that show if he was still alive.
RickyMacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Richard Pryor in a 1936 Chevy Master Coach
lngtimelurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, when will the Howard Stern episode be released?
murlyy ยท 2375 points ยท Posted at 17:55:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, big fan. Any stories that you can tell about your most memorable heckle? Or how did you handle your first when doing stand-up?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3992 points ยท Posted at 18:33:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very early on in my career, I hit upon this idea of being the Heckle Therapist. So that when people would say something nasty, I would immediately become very sympathetic to them and try to help them with their problem and try to work out what was upsetting them, and try to be very understanding with their anger. It opened up this whole fun avenue for me as a comedian, and no one had ever seen that before. Some of my comedian friends used to call me - what did they say? - that I would counsel the heckler instead of fighting them. Instead of fighting them, I would say "You seem so upset, and I know that's not what you wanted to have happen tonight. Let's talk about your problem" and the audience would find it funny and it would really discombobulate the heckler too, because I wouldn't go against them, I would take their side.
[deleted] ยท 1588 points ยท Posted at 18:40:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is brilliant.
the_slunk ยท 186 points ยท Posted at 19:44:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Though not as brilliant as Steve Martin's ultimate heckler squelch: "Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer."
Ihmhi ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 05:26:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm rather fond of Jimmy Carr's go-to Heckler retort:
"I don't go to your job and slap the cock out of your mouth, do I?" Ha ha ha haa haaaaa
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 11:19:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MinisterOfTheDog ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:25:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/v/q-f-I-FiaY0
So you don't have to login.
"You gotta know how to appeal to a person" lol.
lookbehindyou7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:46 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It will work now, though if you are accessing this from working having nsfw in the url might not be good and it might have racier ads.
http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=q-f-I-FiaY0&app=desktop
the_slunk ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:33:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sure beats the shit out of Michael Richards' heckler-battling material.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:40:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Ihmhi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to admit that I saw someone type it out similarly on Imgur and it made sense. I re-created it and took advantage of Markdown's superscript capabilities to make it more accurate.
I_COULD_say ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:37:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And this whole time I thought that was just another ad-lib from Stepbrothers.
the_slunk ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:54:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Martin was once the Louis CK of stand-up comedy. He was a wild and crazy guy who used to smoke marihuana (BUT NEVER AT DUSK) though he didn't get high he got small.
I_COULD_say ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:08:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've ways thought Steve Martin was funny, I just never really got into his stuff outside of movies. This thread has clearly shown me that I need to watch Seinfield and also peruse the Steve Martin library. Thanks, Reddit!
the_slunk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:26:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Little-known fact: John Travolta stole Steve Martin's stand-up comedy wardrobe style for use in Saturday Night Fever. The rest is history of course.
skevimc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Martin has an autobiography. Read that first. It makes his comedy much more.... funnier... Not that he isn't funny without the autobiography, but it just adds some context.
PenName ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:39:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's an anecdote in the book (Born Standing Up) where he talks about developing an approach to deal with hecklers where he'd just carry on with his act, but would get quieter and quieter. Eventually the audience would shout down the heckler so they could hear Steve.
finalremix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:15:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cruel Shoes is probably my favorite nonfiction book of that era.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:06:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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the_slunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:15:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's actually the stand-up philosopher who first raised the ethical question: Does the pope shit in the woods?
IZ3820 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:14:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold.
the_slunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was nothing.
Momentt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This line, since Steve, stolen by every single comedian it seems like.
Stumblin_McBumblin ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 19:48:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would think a heckler's response to "Lets talk about your problem" would be "My problem is you're not funny," or something along those lines. Not that you couldn't effectively continue the therapist strategy, but I feel like that's the response you're gonna get.
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:59:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And then you'd say, "Why don't you find me funny?" And then they'd have no reason. Because how can you explain to someone why something is funny or not funny on the spot? It's all subjective.
Then, after being met with no response, you could turn it around on the heckler and say something like "perhaps the problem here is that we have pearls before swine."
Seinfeld wouldn't be a very good comedian if he couldn't think of a witty response to some low hanging fruit like "my problem is you're not funny," whether it's my aggressive way, or his more sympathetic way of taking the audience member's side.
willbradley ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 03:50:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best thing about therapy is that there's no end. You can analyze yourself back down before your birth to the beginnings of Western Civilization and algae ponds of protozoa. So as long as you have the mic, you have the upper hand and an unlimited supply of material.
liverandeggsandmore ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:14:12 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, and soon you have no audience too.
GenerallyInsulting ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:48:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The original "u mad bro?"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:32:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Trolls trolling trolls.
straylit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya you can see a lot of comedians doing that now.
daroons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But is it... gold? Jerry?
wubbadubba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold Jerry, gold!
foo_foo_the_snoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:01:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Passive aggressive sarcasm? Not to disparage Jerry or your fanhood, but this isn't a particularly unique ploy. Maybe it's so commonplace because Jerry invented it 30 years ago. Who knows.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:14:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't being passive-aggressive or sarcastic, but perhaps your interpretation is why I've inexplicably gotten so many upvotes.
It would be difficult for me to know the origin of this because I'm under the age of 30 and I've only recently started getting into comedy. I wouldn't know any better.
foo_foo_the_snoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, no. I meant that Jerry's comeback to the hecklers is passive aggressive sarcasm and not particularly brilliant. Now, if you were being sarcastic, I give you all the credit in the world.
You know how humor in 90's sitcoms and movies can seem dated and annoying because that's how 12 year olds talk now? It's easy to forget that it was once a fresh style, and Seinfeld helped mold it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:21:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL no, I'm not. I suck as sarcasm, as evidenced by my inability to understand what you meant.
foo_foo_the_snoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:25:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was never being sarcastic, actually. I honestly think the "Heckler Therapist" would not get laughs on stage in 2014.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:34:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't saying you were being sarcastic; I was making a self deprecating remark about my inability to read between the lines of statements and determine the author's true meaning. That's all.
willbradley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:51:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it would. Maybe not in the cutthroat business but I've seen far worse ways of managing a crowd, locally and nationally.
[deleted] ยท 550 points ยท Posted at 18:35:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:18:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We should do the same with trolls.
Shizly ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:07:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We should ignore them.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:08:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. 0 up/0 down and they don't get the attention they clearly want. They want up and/or downvotes. They thrive on that attention. Just don't give it to them. It's simple.
Burnaby ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:05:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, at least give them 4 downvotes so that their comment gets hidden from the thread.
Forever_Awkward ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Redditors want up/downvotes. It's amazing how far up reddit's ass many redditors are that they actually believe trolls do what they do for the votes.
rdeluca ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:32:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Votes=attention. What else would they be gunning for "trolling"?
Forever_Awkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Votes are votes. A troll fishes for replies.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:52:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Points have more meaning to then because it means they're being noticed and read.
Forever_Awkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The world does not deal in such tiny, simple patterns. A creative yet malicious approach is something that desires a genuine response. They want to feel something, not to collect a tally. Points carry much more weight with people who attach their usernames to their ego. Trolls are mostly faceless, with throwaways.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:41:39 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you every met any Internet trolls IRL?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:37:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha nice try
ggg730 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've done it. Sometimes you get a moment of self reflection from them.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, you should feed them tires.
youarearere ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
switch to water based
LearnsSomethingNew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer blood.
the_cereal_killer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
grow up
Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mind stroked
DialMMM ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If only Michael Richards had used this.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:55:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're so right.
Or if Jerry had used Michael's method. Either way would be interesting.
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:51:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It takes courage to just slip discombobulate in there like that...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ebbomega ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like a verb.
namesnotfound ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that what led to the Seinfeld, off the wagon/on the wagon scene with the heckler?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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j0em4n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:04:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. My first gig in the industry was tech support for a popular accounting product. ALWAYS take the customer's side, then work them around to the solution. Sympathize while reminding them they called because they need the thing fixed, and hopefully it will be resolved or work better in version yada yada yada... Oh yeah, I had to train on that. I can totally understand how that would be a problem.
Biggest problem called for? If you closed the account you were working on, there was a big green square in the center of the screen that said: "If you are seeing this instead of the account you were expecting, please click file in the upper left corner -> open account."
We charged these people $35 dollars before we were allowed to help them in any way once the complimentary number of support tickets expired.
lofi76 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a whole school of parenting that follows this advice...RIE. It works on toddlers as well as hecklers!
PM_ME_UR_KNUCKLES ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:58:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So hecklers are like impudent children?
DozenDonuts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:48:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Juststumblinaround ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:48:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, Jerry Seinfeld coined the phrase, "you mad?"
MattinglySideburns ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:41:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Let's unrustle those jimmies, friend."
extratartarsauceplz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if they continued to just be mean and nasty towards you? How would you handle that?
YES_ITS_CORRUPT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure there are lots of standard phrases and tricks to pass a few one liners right back at them, then if he still continues you just make it about how he is ruining the evening for everyone (maybe not those exact words). People will get sick of him if he's just blurbing out one mean sentence after another, so the audience will also tell him to shut up. Then he'll just look like a drunk.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck is Jerry Seinfeld gonna do with reddit gold?
emergency_blanket ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:57:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who uses discombobulate in a sentence? jerry seinfeld does.
norm_chomski ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:09:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
u mad bro?
let's talk about it
ShadyKnight- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:49:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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adokimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this approach!
sinaed_o_rebellion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please give Gary Gulman this advise? He has no idea how to handle a heckler and completely loses his mind and then jumps ship. No fun.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about really loud laughing ridiculous audience members that immediately switch to booing? I'm guessing you remember Toby. Damn you Kramer.
Bengelito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Disco-what now?
FurioVelocious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
-mbobulate
LV_Mises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever have any problems with a pilot in the audience, j/k?
The show with you, Chris Rock, Louis CK and Ricky Gervais was great!
ShoopDoopDaWoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you...hypnotizethem?
darthbone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I employ this method with trolls in online games sometimes. It's very fun, and helps keep you from coming down to their level.
Kramereng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kill 'em with kindness. Always works. Mostly.
MrZulog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dane Cook had a really great way of handling a heckler. Did you ever try the aggressive approach?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see you would have done well in upper-middle-management. (:
Not_Qualified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOLUMAD?
shmegegy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
meh you're gone, but I wonder how you seem to have no shame, both you and Larry. :)
ChuckinTheCarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anger is only poisonous to the self and not the target.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold Jerry! GOLD!
redditnawab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent use of the word discombobulate, Jerry!
foreelyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the worst comedian ever!
wm210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Working in tech support, this method also works for angry customers. I'll pick up the phone to someone screaming at me "EGAD MY SERVER IS ON FIRE WHY DID YOU DO THAT I HATE YOU". And I'm just like "woah I'm sorry, are you okay? I'd love to help you out but is there another issue I can help you with you seem really upset." Works every time, makes them look at their behavior and realize they are yelling at a person, someone who did not maliciously set their server on fire and is also willing to help them put the fire out.
Hab1b1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
+1 for discombobulate
KenuR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any videos on youtube of Jerry doing this?
iShouldBeWorkingLol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is streets ahead.
Forever_Awkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been doing the same thing for as long as I can remember. Online hecklers are much more than a daily occurrence. We call them trolls, though. I've yet to find a more suitable tactic. They have no weapon against it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what my friends and I do in dota when someone flames us for being too casual and bad at the game.
cloudfoot3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is fucking brilliant. Thats gold, Jerry! Gold!
meebs86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AMA request.. an asshole who tried to heckle Seinfeld
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Discombobulate. You guys have funny words in English.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...and that is why they pay you the big bucks. Genius.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did I read a story about a "made" guy talking during one of your shows, and you being asked to leave?
I remember reading the comedian describing it as surreal and funny, and the delivery I have in my head screams your style.
SleepingWithRyans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Richards prefers it rough
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'The Jackass Whisperer'
Chaings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem like a very positive person, never really saw your show, so forgove me when I say I am surprised by your down to earthsness
eigenman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The original troll right here folks.
Gene_Yuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:40:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have had that dream since I was 15. What a great way to use improve, and use the heckler against themselves. GENIUS.
Saintzillla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In a world where so little is inspired and original...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Troll on troll on troll...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like Aikido, but for heckling.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am an official Heckler. It's in my blood. Thank you for all the material.
Sincerely, Heckler and hecklers everywhere.
Katastic_Voyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The greatest way to defuse someone is to make them think your on their side.
Sarah_Connor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you need a hug?
grofdojka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:14:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
disconcert or confuse (someone).
that's the second word I learned in this AMA lol
bendall1331 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:46:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to ride off of your wave, but I do this with trolls on voice chat on games.
Troll: "You suck! Just like your mom sucked me last night!"
Me: "I'm sorry that you're having a bad day. Would you like to talk about it?"
Gets 'em every time.
theshrinesilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:51:17 on January 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I started using this in my classroom. Jerry Seinfeld, classroom manager!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:56 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Discombobulate!
NDaveT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thinking like that is why you are a wildly successful comedian.
OtisJay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant!!!!
ElecTrav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuckin Meta
cgilbert23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So he invented "u mad bro".
Forever_Awkward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"u mad bro" is an unintelligible taunt at best, and in no way reflects any of what he just said.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This.... this is brilliant. I could so see Louis CK doing something similar in a much more sarcastic tone
mthrndr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:07:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, Louis CK follows a scorched earth policy.
joec_95123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Louis CK would heckle you right back.
TheMartinG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
+1 for use of discombobulate
followingtheleader ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:11:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is pure genius, I love it.
I also love "discombobulate". I don't hear this word enough on a daily basis..
bgar0312 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
discombobulate used perfectly in context by jerry seinfeld. well my day is complete
ClassicConfusion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:14:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Genius.
meinerHeld ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
saint?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
uuuuuusing it!
hovding ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that I loved that you used my favourite english word; Discombobulate.
ci5ic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like you.
Flooping_Pigs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Discombobulate' is such a great word. It doesn't get used enough.
Meeperer ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're telling me that nobody's thought of that before?
skeeter80108 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
avast ye matey, what the hell does that mean?
littletomcallahan ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're like Rosa Parks!
soulexpectation ยท 1877 points ยท Posted at 18:05:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who came up with that bass line?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2497 points ยท Posted at 19:05:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The composer was Jonathan Wolff, and we were trying to come up with something that would not interfere with the standup portion in the beginning of the show. We didn't know how iconic it was going to be.
swordsofsabbath ยท 921 points ยท Posted at 19:47:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My music theory teacher, when we were discussing how much, or little money you'd ever make as a musician used Jonathan Wolff as an example. Apparently, he makes something like the equivalent to 30 cents or something every time his bass line is played. Probably doesn't sound like a lot, but consider the international syndication of Seinfeld... he didn't have to work another day in his life.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 21:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Per note, I guess that makes him the highest paid musician on earth.
DaRizat ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 22:02:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about the guy who came up with 20th Century Fox? Same deal, except across movies, tv shows, etc.
Wazowski ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alfred Newman (Newman!) died 30 years ago, but I'm guessing he was doing alright, moneywise.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno. Back in those days it was quite uncommon for a session musician or composer to retain a royalty credit. Most actors in the movies themselves didn't even get a cut of the film's profits, let alone the guy that wrote the title score. I mean heck, Jonathan Wolff is lucky to have his, they certainly wren't that common for 90's sitcoms and they aren't very common now either. I should imagine that, like most musicians, he got paid a flat fee for his 20th Century Fox jingle, rather than any kind of royalties.
Wazowski ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:35:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He composed prolifically over a 50-year career. He was nominated for 45 Oscars. I imagine he was probably doing okay with our without royalties for the 20th Century Fox fanfare.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:48:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True say breadbin.
aesthe ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:15:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
breadbin? loafbox? ryeslot?
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:00:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They don't know how it be but it do.
InZomnia365 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:25:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ryebin? loafslot? breadbo-... ahhhh
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:50:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, he had his part-time job to fall back on.
mitkase ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:06:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently he wasn't worried.
_quickdrawmcgraw_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe his estate still gets royalties even after he passes.
breezyfire ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:14:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I learned in school that the same deal applies to (some) slot machine music. Every time the lever gets pulled = $$$.
foofdawg ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory mention
DaRizat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:44 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha ha ha, never saw that before thanks!
atomheartother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It really doesn't, there are a bunch other tunes that make more every day than the Seinfeld theme does in a month.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:29:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but how many of them only consist of 5 notes?
insi9nis ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:15:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Intel?
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooh! Possibly! Will have to look up the royalties on that...
atomheartother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Touchรฉ.
thedinnerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NBC theme?
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:56:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flat fee.
dispatch134711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:45:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
McDonalds?
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:54:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guarantee you Maccy D's only pay a flat fee for the music in their adverts, if they pay for it at all.
CWSwapigans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:11:48 on January 21, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Merv Griffin estimated the Jeopardy theme song, which he composed, made him over $70m. That's a pretty good candidate.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:56 on January 21, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this is slowly becoming my life's work.
verdatum ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 22:28:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but just think about how many checks he has to sign!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure things will pick up for him soon.
Belgand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:45:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While it's a good gag I never could entirely get on board with that. Why not just get a stamp? It's an entirely legal option when you have a large number of checks to endorse.
foofdawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plenty of people do things every day that could otherwise be done in a simpler fashion....
I once worked with a woman who REALLY didn't understand electronics (in all honesty she didn't understand logic, which was the real problem).
I found out that she was printing out her emails, and then scanning them back into the computer so she could save them as documents on her computer for "backup purposes". She had no clue she could just save the emails as .eml files (or whatever)
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:08:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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genius_waitress ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:05:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Merv Griffin wrote the Jeopardy! music himself, and he's now made $70 million from that alone.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:58:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Cause suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
And you can do the same thing if you please
addidasKOMA ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:22:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too bad hes getting carple tunnel from signing all those thirty cent cheques
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:30:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hell, Jerry had such an amazing contract that he's got nearly a billion in scratch himself. Syndication isn't the fast track to wealth that it used to be for comedians, but you could see why every comic wanted their own show in the 90s.
peewinkle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:39:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, he retained publishing rights and there is a whole other thing along the lines of "airplay" rights that apply just for TV (versus commercial music). I can't remember how much, but Danny Elfman is doing quite well. He donates a large percentage of the income from that show to charity.
And that is indeed where the money is- in the syndication. The owner of the publishing rights is usually offered one large lump sum to license/air it for a certain amount of time. Although some song writers didn't know any better and sign life time use for a paltry sum.
Bjorn74 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:03:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ann Hampton Callaway has said that writing and performing the theme for The Nanny made her more money than any album or writing gig. She's written songs for some legends.
MoistMartin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:27:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same example my professor used.
AliCat95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The equivalent of jerry making ten cents every time his face is played in the Japanese comedy show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did he have to endorse each check individually like Jerry?
dagav ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:43:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any estimate as to the actual amount he has made
w00t4me ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:20:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Similar, Merv Griffith has earned around $100 in royalties from the 14 second long Jeopardy them song.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/merv-griffin-earned-fortune-jeopardy-theme-song/
OHiashleyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even only considering (if this is true) how many hours per week Seinfeld is marathoned on TBS, not a bad gig.
GAY_WEED_DAD_69 ยท 757 points ยท Posted at 20:06:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
As a bass player, Seinfield has ruined slap bass for me.
Because no matter what you play, if it's slapped people will say "holy shit, that sounds like Seinfeld."
heh.
Edit: I know it was played on a Korg M1, stop telling me.
thunderling ยท 487 points ยท Posted at 20:51:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do the Seinfeld thing! Do the Seinfeld thing!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:06:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ohrion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:29:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually enjoyed that!
Bowl_of_Gravy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:39:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Night Court?
Adren406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad to hear other bass players deal with this too... thank goodness my generation wasn't huge on Seinfeld.
kidicarus89 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:34:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to belong to a generation that isn't big on Seinfeld.
Stubby9 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 22:17:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it wasn't even played on a bass. :(
GAY_WEED_DAD_69 ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:24:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aye, keyboardists taking ar jerbs.
bingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? TIL
AmplifiedHorsemen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:35:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
done on a Korg M1 keyboard/synth
verdatum ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:30:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found out about this the morning of the final episode. They had Jonathan on like the Today's show or something...playing a synth...Friggin' devastating.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how can
theandrewauld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was played on a Korg M1, right?
malenkylizards ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aye, keyboardists taking ar jerbs.
malenkylizards ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found out about this the morning of the final episode. They had Jonathan on like the Today's show or something...playing a synth...Friggin' devastating.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
she slap?
qounqer ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:34:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best name ever
grindinghalt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you bass players, always running around playing slap bass with one another. you...disgust me
user-hostile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As another bass player, it doesn't bother me at all, because it's a keyboard synth.
um8medoit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or Night Court. Damn I'm old.
PocketBuckle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what you're saying is you used to slappa da bass?
PatrickShatner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're just not trying hard enough... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTy_FKOAI4w
eViLj406 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those funky ass basslines were all played on a keyboard by Wolff. Cool, but disappointing if you play bass.
rynshar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People confuse Primus for Seinfeld?
BenDisreali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As of this post, at least 157 fellow bassist have been by to sympathize with your pain.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fun Fact:
The theme as heard was never recorded on bass. Its made by Wolf playing various bass riff, bass synth and slap/pop note samples on a Korg M1.
They only added a live bass track to it from S7.
DreamsInJapanese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not when Claypool does it.
jabels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've actually had this happen to me. I heard the track is a keyboard though.
Moomoomoo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:51:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks for your input, gay weed dad 69...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:02:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part: It's not even a bass! It's a synthesizer!
uaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or if it doesn't sound enough like it, they ask if you can play it. I don't mind though, it's a tight lick!
MeanderAndReturn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or Primus
cornelln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:48:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W3NERMKIBM Slappin Da Bass
The_Mighty_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a guitarist but when there is downtime at band practice I will occasionally pick up the bass player's bass and slap a few notes and make a joke about Seinfeld. :)
rawbface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it was a synthesizer! The theme to Seinfeld wasn't even played on an actual bass...
minddropstudios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:11:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure it wasn't a real bass. I think it was synthesized.
thissiteisawful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as a guitarist, slapping looks like the hardest thing ever. my thumbs are way too retarded for that
Mill_the_Kessenger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:41:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just slappin' d bass mon!
stevesy17 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:33:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that makes so much sense.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:42:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bass and comedy seems to work together. See: Strategic Grill Locations by Mitch Hedberg
moraluck ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:39:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Easy-to-beat!"
Madux37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:31:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That lasted a long time. A whole episode I believe!
shampoocell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's from my hometown of Louisville. A local station did this great story on him last year.
iShouldBeWorkingLol ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your reaction to Kenneth on 30 Rock doing the riff cracks me up every time
Xaxxon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:45:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's the guy doing the standup at the beginning?
Is that you, or the character?
I always thought it was you.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:40:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm a fan of the synthesized mid-range brass instrument as well.
fryktelig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He seems like a pretty funny guy.
soulexpectation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks jerry, that music has been a part of my life since my parents introduced me to your show
CrazyIraandtheDouche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the version(s) with the little scat girls every few bars. "Easy to beat!"
qortra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does anybody know if Wolff also wrote the Film Noir sounding interludes in the episode "The Switch"?
(around 13:00 when George agrees to help Jerry)
(around 19:00 when Babs and Newman are standing on the sidewalk)
The same question has been posted a few times around the net, and current speculation is that Wolff wrote them, but I haven't been able to get confirmation.
FlamesforFlames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When Kenneth sings it to you in the elevator on 30rock, i laughed so hard I peed a little.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:29:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live with a Romanian guy (who was also my classmate, but he never went). I never saw the guy, he was always in his room. I only knew he was still alive because I could hear that bass line coming from his room and his constant laughter.
On one rare occasion I saw him in the kitchen and I asked him how many times he had watch Seinfeld. He had seen every episode at least five times. When he finished it, he would start again at the beginning. I don't think I've ever known a bigger fan of anything else.
988695 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want this to be played at my funeral.
Rock_Moving_Turtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Making of the Seinfeld music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQ7y5OeHWI
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dat bass
gntrr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
there ya go.
unwanted_puppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god. You mean ET used to be actual entertainment news?
B-----D ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:03:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...aaand we all played it in our heads
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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iscreamuscreamweall ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
um, no he didn't. that's a synth bass
persistent_illusion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:37:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Because I'm pretty sure the bass on Seinfeld isn't actually a bass, but the slap bass patch from the Krog M1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LDID6j5rs
On further inspection, I guess it says so in the wikipedia article too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld#Music
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No he didn't.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3011 points ยท Posted at 19:00:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen that grilled cheese truck around here? That food picture is great.
[deleted] ยท 1900 points ยท Posted at 19:01:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no I haven't jerry Seinfeld but I'll take your word for it
slaphapii ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 19:45:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Don't you sass him.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:03:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can sass George though.
ChristofferOslo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:55:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized Jerry Seinfeld's front page is probably littered with /r/funny & /r/AdviceAnimals posts. Now i'm embarrassed.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:31:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he's seen worse BEE MOVIE
AndrewTheBeast ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It blows my mind that you are responding directly to THE Jerry Seinfeld. I did not think this would be our reality when I woke up this morning. The internet is a fantastic thing.
luzertomorrow ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 22:06:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sitting here reading this fascinating thing on the internet and it keeps dawning on me that for most of forever, humans could not communicate with each other in this way. One of the most influential comedians in the world is corresponding with his fans in real time. We live in the goddamn future.
AndrewTheBeast ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:23:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I should have said it like that
luzertomorrow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:44:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay, I'm here for you. We can share the credit.
CurryMustard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:06:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can share the credit but only you got the gold! Muahahahaha
bobdahead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:55:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, Seinfeld's whole team is here.
fergusfannysmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great observation about reality, dude.
quirkquark ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:04:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:41 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how auto correct capitalised the S in Seinfeld.
-MaJiC- ยท 3159 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait wait, we ask the questions here buddy.
My_D0g ยท 2002 points ยท Posted at 20:30:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We should make a subreddit where celebrities ask reddit questions.
Grazzert ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 21:03:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/AUA ?
Edit: meh, seems to be taken already
SpiralSoul ยท 231 points ยท Posted at 00:20:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/AskReddit? Waaait...
jeffandersen ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:44:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/YAuA ?
Wailersz ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 07:51:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why Ask Us Anything?
...
Fair point.
NoctisIncendia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:21:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/ARA?
axmurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/WeRA?
ShopSmartShopS-Mart ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:45:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's just called "Every Single Snoop AMA."
goatcoat ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:07:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I need to know what a 14-year-old thinks about copyright law, and I need to know RIGHT NOW."
TheAerofan ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:59:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"So what's with this whole double dick thing everyone keeps talking about?"-Barack Obama
DarthAngry ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:16:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look what I made just for you! r/askreddit
It_does_get_in ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:08:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
they had it, but it was closed after this incident in 2007:
Tiptop: What do you do between missions?
Lisa Nowak: Socialize a lot. God I miss my boyfriend. He is ignoring me. I think he is seeing someone else. What should I do?
It_does_get_in: You should go see him. Sort it out. Don't take no for an answer.
Jisamaniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:35:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That can't end well.
bigbossrickyross ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:25:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"So wait, waitโฆ how much do you REALLY masturbate?"
falser ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/reverseIAmA
I_EAT_TODDLERS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO WE SHOULDN'T. OH GOD.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We could name it something simple like... /r/askreddit !
planet808 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IAYA (I Ask YOU Anything)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:45:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who the fuck would read that?
i_luv_narwhal_dick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone not as lazy as me make this happen!!!!!
JoeyPhats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This...
HawkmetZeta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually a pretty cool idea.
BillMurrayismyFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We could call them "ARA's"
I was hoping to come up with a funny acronym but failed.
danarchist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder if there exists for subscribers something more reliable than redit.
Still, minor celebs might enjoy seeing the reactions.
senshisentou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:01:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"So I have this problem with my iPhone.."
jabels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm Jerry Seinfeld and I'll be asking you anything."
Goatse_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:23:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AUA- ask us anything. I think that could work
SirDeviant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD
MrDrProfStew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:13:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/askreddit
YOURE_A_FUCKING_CUNT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We could call it "AskReddit"!
IAmMohit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:51:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To themselves? CircleCeleb?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:21:21 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They could just do an /r/askreddit post with proof
HI_Handbasket ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell Snoop that.
phaedrusTHEghost ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:03:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not your Buddy, Pal.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not your pal, guy.
finlit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a guy, friend!
Hiei2k7 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:31:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not your friend, dude.
Vaughanimal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not your buddy...guy
LittleTiny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is not your buddy, pal!
shawa666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He pulled the ol' reddit switcharoo.
Nyrb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not if you're Snoop, then you ask AND answer the questions.
Octopus_Tetris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think if Mr Seinfeld wants to ask us a couple questions he can do so.
jbtk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't tell Jerry Seinfeld what to do
MrFrowny_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! You don't tell Jerry Seinfeld what to do
alabama_hotpocket ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:54:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
clearly you havnt seen the snoop dog AMA's
[deleted] ยท 829 points ยท Posted at 19:18:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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drunkaristotle ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well blow me down, that truck used to be half a mile from my house. The Cheebaca is a glorious sandwich indeed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All natural wookie hairs. (may or may not be cat hair)
duquesne419 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:40:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fayetteville Arkansas! Are you kidding me?!? That's so not where I live. Tell them muthafuckas it's time to roadtrip.
WharfRatKris ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:59:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fayetteville in the house!!!
Edit: Is that by Tables and Ale?
Kalima ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:16:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is pretty great. I would eat there
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:42:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just don't get the Taun Taun surprise. It's always served lukewarm. So gross.
xanatos451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:22:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it totally smells worse on the inside.
BigMax55 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:15:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I love Hammontrees
RowdyMcCoy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen this in Fay-town.
dishoma ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:24:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hammontree's needs only one sandwich: the Ozark Monte Cristo. You're welcome.
dr_doomtron ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:43:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha I drive by Hammontree's everyday on my way to work. The food there is fantastic.
JohnMayersEgo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the largest amount of Fayettevillians in one spot at the same time on reddit ever.
Yaverland ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of Lucasfilm/Disney is going to fire an RPG filled with copyright lawyers at that thing once they get wind of it.
BlueCadetCorey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:46:36 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh fuck everyone from fayetteville get in here this is our one chance to do this.
purplestain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:58:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This truck always pops up in the most random places on the internet. This is the grillenium falcon in fayetteville Arkansas. It used to be the catering business side of Hammontree's grilled cheeses, unfortunately the truck was sold.
letsrapehitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:00:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I originally assumed he was talking about The Grilled Cheese Truck here in Los Angeles, but... the Grillenium Falcon? God damn, that's genius. Fayetteville wins, hands down
montyberns ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:04:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have not, and now I'm hungry. Thanks Jerry.
SilencioGarmonbozia ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:43:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gorilla Cheese in NYC? That truck's my shiiiit
jaimez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now you can get your own grilled cheese truck. http://www.thegrilledcheesetruck.com/
drocks27 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one?
Remmib ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:05 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet, merciful cheesus.
Why are these awesome food trucks no where near where I live? :(
PoseidonKangaroo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should tweet that!
BeShifty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just in case you aren't aware, we don't actually all come down to the reddit office to browse reddit.
farful ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Cheese Truck?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with grilled cheese and NYC these days? Seriously, what's the deal, they're everywhere. Grilled cheese isn't THAT good.
kevstev ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You shut your whore mouth.
Smark_Henry ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:08:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grilled cheese is really good for being as cheap to make as it is. It's poor man's gourmet.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with New York City. It's over 300 years old. Last I checked... that's not new!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Baggin_Saggin_Barry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have cheese or bread?
Osric250 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need butter too, or else you can't get the outsides done right.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's aight
JVWZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Next question jerry, shoot. By the way, these pretzels... Are making me thirsty...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, he is hijacking his own AMA. Have you no shame? Get him!
newfagalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's usually near my office on Ventura. I recommend the apple and Brie.
test_alpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with that grilled cheese truck anyway?
TurbanNator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He gets it
esstwokay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean Toasty Cheese, in Chicago?
byseeing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pix or it didn't happen
Binkusama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Real food never looks as good as the picture they show us but I love the GCTruck though, tastes great. I try and track it down every time I travel to LA.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with grilled cheese trucks anyway? I could make that at home just as good than truck parked in a random parking lot at odd hours during the day.
RapistInAJasonMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you pulling a Snoop Dogg?
starecontest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen it, and yes it's great.
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, but due West is the Grilled Cheese Grill...pretty darn awesome:
http://www.roadfood.com/photos/15099.jpg
Micosilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a food truck stop near Costco, every truck goes there every now and then.
I saw you Vegas, and this was like an Olympics level stand up performance. Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes my mouth water
punktual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese
fahrnfahrnfahrn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This one? No, I haven't. http://www.southbayfoodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2010-12-23-Grilled-Cheese-Truck-in-El-Segundo-002.jpg
Diemac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, hey, hey. This is your AMA. Don't go asking us regular folk snazzy questions.
foreelyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Jerry Seinfeld's AMA, he asks YOU anything.
ANYTHING.
QualityUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grilled cheese changed my life
TheKandyManCan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, this grilled cheese truck?
http://morrisgrilledcheese.com/
minimalist_reply ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Extremely popular food truck in the San Jose/Silicon Valley area.
redditmason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:56:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you mean this truck? http://i.imgur.com/6fLJeVj.jpg
spazzvogel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was this interview done at hq in San Francisco? Man forget the grill cheese, you want chairman bao/the chairman!
AKswimdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:56:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your in the middle of NYC right? I love that grilled cheese truck!
GypsyPunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
28th & Park on Tuesday
DeckerR ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:51:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No but rumors are that a machine exists that makes burritos.
alaskasam ยท 716 points ยท Posted at 18:32:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
one of my favorite lines in a Seinfeld episode was George's scream of despair after being seen naked, "I was in the pool!"
Who came up with that idea for the show?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 874 points ยท Posted at 19:20:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't remember. A lot of the shows were written by lots of people, different ideas were thrown in by different people every step along the way. So there's a writer listed for that episode, but in many cases they are only responsible for 20% of it because we had a huge writing staff and everybody would help everybody every week because it was very challenging.
alaijmw ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:04:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a pretty great super short book (or maybe it is more like a pamphlet?) called My Seinfeld Year. From a guy who wrote on the show for a year or so, it's a real interesting look at how the show was crafted. http://www.amazon.com/My-Seinfeld-Year-Kindle-Single-ebook/dp/B006Z499M0
foofdawg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Mr. Stoller.
SedaleThreatt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:43:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can read it with dinner.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:39:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Why does it shrink?"
George (in resigned despair): "It just does!"
snoop37 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And did the writing credits get spread out throughout the series so everyone got their turn to get some credit?
movie_man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:02:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yay life is fair!
AlbertoJack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to the dvd-bonus material some writer came up with the idea. He used the word shrinkish and Larry David said: I like the word shrinkish. Use it alot!
dan1101 ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 20:11:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrinkage.
gospodean2 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:06:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Elaine: "It shrinks??"
max_nukem ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:07:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely not sponge worthy.
iwasinthepool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wut?
WonkaKnowsBest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shrinkage.
TooMuchProtein ยท 545 points ยท Posted at 19:32:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you deal with writers block?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2472 points ยท Posted at 19:35:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.
mr_johnson22 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 22:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://gunshowcomic.com/634
Zbow ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 21:50:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a common theme I see with successful individuals that anyone aspiring to be something one day needs to understand.
If your answer to a problem is not a solution, then it is only an excuse.
king_england ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will remember this every time I struggle with my writing. Thank you.
plumbtree ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:51:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is a badass no-nonsense way to explain it. Filed.
robdob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:53:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's amazing. I wanna get that tattooed on my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:16:56 on March 21, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's golden.
TooMuchProtein ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:54:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Jerry.
zeebs758 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 19:45:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats why you're one of the best in what you do.
admiral_rabbit ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 23:41:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Correct me if I'm wrong guys, but I think Jerry Seinfeld just fired some shots.
rockmasterflex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:17:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can confirm shots were fired. Dogs all over my neighborhood barked 8 hours ago.
jewseppi ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:31:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But...you and George writing the pilot episode for Jerry. That seemed like writer's block.
eagerbeaver1414 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 22:05:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, it seemed like not doing your work to me.
mthrndr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:06:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now...we need something HERE.
tzdrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"You come in the door, I say hello and you see hi."
"Genius!"
He11razor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:22:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how the cure to writer's block is to write.
foreverfalln ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:26:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I hear a whip cracking in Jerry's mind.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:48:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Inspiration is for the lazy
PlaxicoMeow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:08:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same as catalog writer's block. Its BS.
It_does_get_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ditto with philatelist album block. It's BS.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:14:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's so interesting to me, because people get into art/music/dancing/theatre/acting/playwriting/writing/sculpture/architecture/game development/physics/business/whatever in the hopes of doing what they love and enjoying it.
Everyone gets hints of inspiration at times, but normally, those appeal much more to our own selves than to others. Not only that, but they never last very long.
So this definitely resonates with me. If you want to do what you love, you better really love doing it, because you'll be doing it... a lot.
[deleted] ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 23:16:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writers block is real. Seinfeld isn't god.
kangareagle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:40:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writer's block isn't an excuse for not doing work. I think it's a sort of paralysis from not wanting to write badly.
For me, the cure is simple. Write SOMETHING down and don't worry if it's good. Make a decision and go with it. Later, you can edit it to make it good (or better). Throwing away every idea because it's not good is what people call writer's block. Stop throwing them away.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:54:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to take those are two separate statements. Seinfeld saying writer's block is phony isn't why I believe it to be so.
Writer's block is people not knowing how to write and not being willing to write what they are able to.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck off.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:39:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure you're not actually John Cleese?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:33:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People serious about the craft tend to say the same things. Must be coincidence.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a speech given by John Cleese about creativity to a university.
In this speech he admitted that comedy never came easy to him - that he would lock himself away in a room and work at it.
So here I compared Seinfeld to John Cleese as they sound as though they had similar work ethics.
spent9109 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:00:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just when I thought I couldn't love you anymore.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree that its not an excuse to give up, but its undeniable that at some point everyone has a hard time coming up with something good, especially after long periods of writing. Im guessing his question is what do you do at those times/ how do you struggle through?
emordnilapaton ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:36:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is what he answered. He isn't really expressing an opinion, but rather explaining the mindset he uses to get through it.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:21:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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emordnilapaton ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:33:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You don't get it. I write quite a lot actually. And i have also done quite a lot of research on how to be a productive writer. What i find to be the only thing that actually works when you are forced by time constraints, and what is pretty much generally acknowledged among established writers to be the only real active approach to writers block, is to ignore it. Taking brakes is often the worst course of action.
(and no, i don't generally write in English)
edit the key thing to understand is that when you approach it this way, you shouldn't care about the quality of the material you are forcing your self to write. But what happens 9 times out of 10 is that once you have gotten some stuff down, you have a sort of reference point to work from and improve. You can see how the material works in it's context, and if it doesn't work at all, you automatically analyse why which gives you hints to what might work instead. You are also much more likely to come out of it whilst actually working rather than sitting in front of the tv. NOTE that there is a huge difference between actually working (even if the quality is sub par) and staring at the monitor at a loss.
sonitus_veritas ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He doesn't break the chain.
http://lifehacker.com/281626/jerry-seinfelds-productivity-secret
plumbtree ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:53:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of analogous - what he's saying is, trying to come up with "good" material when you "can't" is bullshit. Keep working, and eventually there will be good material. If you become frustrated because every turd that squirts out isn't made out of 24 karat gold, then you're just wussing out and need to get back to work. Some of it sucks. Not all of it is good. Keep working until something is, is the general idea.
dillrepair ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:11:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah... this author lady on NPR last week made a good comment about all that: if you're a doctor you don't get "doctor's block" or if you're a carpenter or a builder and encounter a problem you don't get blocked... you figure out how to solve the problem and get back to work.
willbradley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:25:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Blocks are opportunities to break through and become better. You don't have to "just do it" but you do have to do something. Maybe write something else, or whatever, just be honest with yourself whether it's an excuse or not.
made_me_laugh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:58:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So how do you deal with it?
just_an_ordinary_guy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:01:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You hear that GRRM?
fluffyxsama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel so called out right now.
chaserjames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ouch. I just got bitch slapped by Jerry Seinfeld about my writing career...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:35:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So how do you deal with being lazy
king_england ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a writer who just decided to man up about "writer's block," this response means the world to me. Thank you, Jerry.
Navvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're phony!
k0mbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writer's block is a real disease!
Blaphtome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:38:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for saying this. Though a comedian, you have always seemed to be a no nonsense kind of guy to me. And it's heartening to be reminded that finding success sometimes just means grinding away at something.
xemmypoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:38:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this. One of my favorite composers Ned Rorem said he would always write music from 6am to 9am every single day. He would write and write, and if he didn't like something, he just threw it out and started over. People think there is some creative Muse that goes into art, when really, it's just time, effort, and a good brain.
metamorphosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/writing will not be impressed
For reference: every week or so there is a thread on "How to deal with writing block"
HaterSalad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Told.
calrebsofgix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BAM! That's exactly what I always say. Thank you, Jerry.
caliexan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you Jerry!
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:20 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you're telling me it's the "Compiling" story for programmers... I'm a programmer.
TheXenophobe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And bam! My writers block is gone.
Seeing that just flipped a switch in my head.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:11:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:22:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
pk_deluxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a professional comedy writer I agree, but there are times in life when shit happens (death in the family, dumped by a girl) and it becomes very difficult to be funny.
illiterate_cynic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone call that writer's block though?
pk_deluxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess not, but if you're paid to write jokes, and you can't, what's the difference?
It_does_get_in ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:47:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no, it's cock block.
Jrok23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That just inspired the hell out of me.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 23:16:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Said the guy who just hires writers and picks and chooses the material he likes.
I_c_u_p ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:01:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TooMuchProtein thinks you're a phony
IReplyWithSeinfeld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Michael Jordan is so phony!
jeffp12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not Seinfeld, but I have an answer. Sometimes you're just lazy and you call it writer's block. Jerry is right, that is phony. But other times you aren't being lazy, but you are really stuck. I find that this happens because I've gotten to a point where I know I'm doing something wrong. It might be that my outline says that a certain thing is next and it doesn't feel right, or maybe it's because I've just made a mistake and now I'm writing down the wrong path. To get past this, I try to think through the story again. Step back and look at the big picture more. What's the driving force of the story? What's the thing that made you love the story in the first place? What makes this story unique? And if you can identify what your mistake is, either in what you've already written, or in what you have left in the outline, then you can overcome the stuck feeling by solving that problem.
The block is knowing there is a problem. You overcome it by diagnosing the problem and coming up with a solution that gets you excited about your story again.
doodleking85 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:58:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do your own IMA bra
trollitc ยท 2605 points ยท Posted at 17:56:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What, above all other things, is the neatest most fascinating and cool thing you get to do on a daily basis?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 4055 points ยท Posted at 18:11:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WOW. First of all, GREAT question.
That I get to do on a daily basis? Probably walk to work. I think that's about the coolest thing that there is. Or take my bike. If you can walk to work or take your bike on a daily basis, I think that's just about the coolest thing that there is. Every morning I listen to the traffic on the radio, and they talk about how they are jammed and I just laugh. I love traffic. I love traffic reports because I'm not in any of them.
Dogfood2 ยท 2695 points ยท Posted at 18:17:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Warehouses of Porsches and the guy rides his bike to work. Awesome.
[deleted] ยท 144 points ยท Posted at 18:48:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty pretty pretty good.
aftli ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:03:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AMA request: Larry David.
20thcenturyboy_ ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 19:52:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cycling really is the superior choice in city centers where parking is impossible and you can filter up to the light past all the cars. You obviously lose that advantage in suburban areas with less traffic and more distance between destinations.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or at least it should be. It took NYC long enough to provide safe bicycle facilities, and you still see cabs and pedestrians disregarding them. Still great to see people utilizing the rental bicycles though!
Innundator ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:15:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Until accident
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:22:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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ConkeyDong ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:35:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's in Copehhagen. Your streets are build safely and equitably for drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians. I live in LA where the streets are mini-freeways: built for speed and catering to cars only. Our current network of bike lanes and sharrows are woefully inadaquate...and afterthought, really. We hear about tragedies on a monthly (and sometimes weekly) basis where a local cyclist was killed by a driver. Maybe half the time, its a hit and run.
The latest driver-on-cyclist hit and run incident happened just a few weeks ago. This time, the victim was a federal judge's son, so maybe the city will finally get serious about making the streets safer, building protected bike lanes, and cracking down on our hit and run epidemic. I'm not holding my breath though.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:00:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ConkeyDong ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:22:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case in LA as well, given how many cars and freeways there are in this city and given how the geography of the city already works against us (the basin collects cool air rolling in from the Pacific and traps warmer air and pollutants underneath it.)
Still, the traffic fatalities happen much more suddenly than fatalities from diseases caused by polution, so they serve as a stark reminder of the extreme costs of building cities completely around cars at the expense of all else. Your city and others like Amsterdam, Utrech, and now even New York show that positive change can happen. And change is coming slowly to LA. But this city is such a massive beast that its going to take a very long time.
vty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:31:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I live in Austin and bikers are killed/injured ALL the time.
wtb2612 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A Porsche is like the most accident prone car ever.
CressCrowbits ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:26:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flipping SUVs have probably caught up since the 80's 911s.
_master_blaster_ ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean, until you get hit by a car.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:51:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/bicycling may have a celebrity member.
empw ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/bicycling :)
Brett_Favre_4 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:52:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For him they are toys, not cars.
Adren406 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:51:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You would know, wouldn't you, Brett.
BombTheFuckers ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:10:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After money becomes (basically) meaningless, everything can be a toy.
jscoppe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Brett's just overcompensating.
jon85943 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:59:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There has to be a bike that has the Porsche label on it...I saw Hookahs branded by Porsche so Bikes must exist
BenCelotil ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:43:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yep. The silly thing is, they're off-road designs without suspension.
Reminds me of the BMW bicycles I saw once in a show room. Also off-road designs, also without suspension.
JoeThill13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.bramanautoparts.com/porsche-bike-rs/?gclid=CPLrzbGB67sCFSISMwod0nYACQ
CressCrowbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:24:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever car manufacturers do a limited line of bicycles, they are generally ridiculous. See also - Ferrari, Land Rover, Audi.
derpotologist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:51:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Lexus road bike looks pretty sweet. The price tag is ridiculous though. Over $10k
CressCrowbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:17:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow that looks totally sensible. Fairly generic looking so probably just a rebrand of someone else's frame with some silly high end parts.
bushiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:40:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BMW and porsche's designs are both meant for cities, but since they're both luxury brand and there isn't really any "luxe" city bike equipment, they use ultra-high end offroad parts on it, which don't negatively affect it's abilities as a city rider in any way, but don't make it any better of a bike either, but gotta justify that porsche price, so XTR and Magura it is
SarcasticOptimist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:51 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a bike with McLaren's label on it.
And two adult Porsche bikes.
Thachiefs4lyf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard lebron janes still bikes to games in maimi occasionally
Ars3nalFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a Porsche bike
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://shop3.porsche.com/usa/sport/bike/wap0200x60c/porsche-bike-rs.pdds
lacheur42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Totally makes sense if you can swing it. Even a Porsche ain't no fun in a traffic jam.
Rdubya44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine 50 years ago when driving to work was the coolest thing around and walking was for the poor
CressCrowbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also Louis CK seems to have quite a cool looking single speed bike in his boat in the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee episode.
Sallyjack ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Warehouses of Porsches is not a solid investment?
capn_untsahts ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:16:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The kinds of Porsches that Jerry Seinfeld owns are a solid investment. He has a lot of extremely rare cars that are only ever going to increase in value.
Sallyjack ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Collector's items are the exception to the rule, I'm sure. They don't get real-world wear and tear either, as the bike-riding suggests
JCacho ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Depreciating assets are not good investments...
mooneydriver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:30:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High performance cars owned by celebrities aren't depreciating assets.
slatfreq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly this!!
thek2kid ยท 1375 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you 'work??'
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2989 points ยท Posted at 18:28:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work down the street from where I live. In New York City. See ya there.
kerrigan2 ยท 1438 points ยท Posted at 18:30:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wanna get coffee?
taicrunch ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:05:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coffee isn't coffee!
[deleted] ยท 473 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
egg whites only.
EDIT: This kinda sucks. I threw this comment off with a chuckle and posted down the thread how much Seinfeld's comedy meant to me and my recovery from a serious accident. This one is what people like.
mewithstewpid ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:35:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have a yolk, it won't kill ya
IReplyWithSeinfeld ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:25:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have Sanka.
iwannaelroyyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:01:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sanka you dead mon?
NeroStrike ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, 4 eggs then?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:18:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2 yolks, 2 whites.
Deathstar31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. 2 yolks, 4 whites.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're like a young king, aren't you?
OhNoMellon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:53:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then you're looking for recognition of your thanks, and not giving a real thanks.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:06:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't care if it were untouched, I'm just disappointed that people feel it's less relevant to the conversation than this.
groomingfluid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:07:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fact people are voting this up is them sharing your appreciation of his comedy, that is a bit more of a thanks than your other comment.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:03:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Appreciating Seinfeld's wit as a parrot and expressing how that wit and charm helped out a kid in a rough patch are congruous but one is more meaningful.
Again, not a big deal, just a funny reddit moment.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No big salads.
Hank_Scorpion ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:31:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can get ya two small salads
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:39:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you put it in a big bowl?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ILL PAY!!
CPargermer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you put it in a big bowl?
Captainobvvious ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you read the menu?
ChrisCDR ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
MisfitSkull ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thats a thing?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:56:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just give us the word and we will downvote you into oblivion
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks buddy. I knew I could count on you.
the_scc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And plenty of cafe lattes
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always get a bowl of cereal.
johnny5yu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre like a young king, arenโt you?
hates_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm gonna need some water here!
FloydMarley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should get a muffin, you know a muffin can be very filling.
quesadillas94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how bout some cereal
TheGreatJatsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have a yolk! It won't kill ya.
tunabuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2 eggs and 2 egg whites.
Makkaboosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't take it to heart. it's not what people like, it just happens to be after a comment by Jerry himself. So that's why it's upvoted.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a big deal just a funny little reddit moment.
I posted it to the original thread so hopefully he'll see it anyway.
Jawdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know what you mean. I give a guy gold, and then I got downvoted for saying the guy's comment deserved it. EFF YOU TOO, REDDIT.
zakhallett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry about your other comment not getting noticed. But at least you're rather tall, so you've got that going for you...
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:06:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not a big deal. And I dunno if it's the height but pretzels really get to me. I'm always really thirsty aft- shit I did it again.
axmurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it helps, I upvoted you for your edit.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah I really wasn't trying to fish for anything. I appreciate it but really I was just mildly annoyed at my thanks getting some downvotes. Not a big deal.
jaimeevol ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:58:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no soup for you!
Russ1anBear ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:15:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Large salad.
Sir_Ronald_of_Mexico ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:13:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta be right down the street from the coffee shop.
karmapuhlease ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:50:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a real place actually (and the food's pretty good too).
timoneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The interior doesn't look anything like it does on the show.
peteroh9 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:12:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jary plz
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you funny? You got a car?
NotSoSlenderMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get a cup of tea. It's the same thing really.
samofny ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're not a comedian.
OceanCarlisle ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most people won't get this, but JS would if he read it because it's a great show, and it's his.
Rhymnocerus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do. Can... can I tag along?
skyman724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That depends........do you have man hands?
totallyknowyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't fall for this one, she's infected.
macthecomedian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if Jerry's driving
sejope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me too!
_ThunderDome_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you dunk like DiMaggio?
sonofaresiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can i come? where does jerry live? He seems like an UWS kinda guy to me.
sfitzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't let him eat a black and white cookie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:32:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reggie's?
crosscountryrunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't drink coffee, it keeps me up.
abrAaKaHanK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't listen to her, she'll just assimilate you into the Zerg...
jb34304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:13:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if it's hot.
poppyseedtoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want soup.
juglaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:21:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure :D
Misfitg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:23:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In cars
BorschtFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get an herbal tea. What's wrong with that? Look, there's steam coming from my cup!
flipflop18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No soup for him.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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BillyQ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't feed the troll people
FoBuNiT73 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know a great dinner
TBS_ ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:49:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should post your address here and you'll be able to walk alongside a ton of redditors. Doesn't that sound like fun?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Sax45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:47:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes NYC has the occasional tourist or two.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:29:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phase one is complete...
I_smash_every_vase ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you get stopped by fans walking to work?
ayjayred ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what do you do for work there?
cumfarts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
drug mule
MrCarbine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i grew up not far from where you grew up in Nassau county!
aceshighsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to live near the UN and walk to work next to Grand Central... it was a nightmare. Me and thousands of other people walking at the speed of a turtle. Human traffic leaves you no air to breath/move, at least you have your own space when you're in a car.
EstherHarshom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I read that as 'race ya there'.
Now all I want to see is Jerry Seinfeld running a footrace through the streets of New York, and I have to accept that that's probably not going to happen. Damn it, Jerry.
DenimChicken154 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because he chooses not to run!
caitlinesslinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I missed you this past week. Just got back to Florida from NYC, I love that town. Was hoping to see you riding your bike around. The taxi drivers there pretty much rock, and it was nice that the weather was what it was, so it was pretty quiet. It was nice to see all of the snow too. You live in an awesome town Mr. Seinfeld.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At Monks?
whatkindofbikejerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of bike(s) are you riding? I must know! Please say you have either a) an equally elaborate collection of handmade steel or b) that you've been riding a green Klein since the 90s
whitesammy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New York, New York
Bearbats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You better be at Katz's at 3:00PM tomorrow because I will buy you a sandwich.
excessum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna get some pizza?!
1651651616 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
<3
aaybma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should've got a castle.
tiga4life22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Found you
lurkinsince07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a drakes coffee cake
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I walk to work in Brooklyn! I agree it's pretty sweet except when it's pouring out like today or sub-zero like tomorrow. BTW, I loved your brunch with Colin Quinn and Mario Joyner. Your assessment of what "the kids have done with Brooklyn" is spot on. You can't grudge the dirty hipsters since they always bring the good coffee.
ChokingVictim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I see you on the streets of NYC, will you give me a high five and wink as if we have some unspoken connection? That'd just be grand.
stephen89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My father told me about how he did construction in your apartment a long time ago. He said you were a great guy. That is all, He was always happy to tell us about working in your apartment.
ctjwa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I ride the Citibike to work nearly every day (that it isn't blizzarding). I'd probably nervously shout "HEY JERRY!" if I saw you trying to unlock one at the same stand. It would be awkward for both of us, but I'd remember it much longer.
tex93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
somehow I just picture skeeter saying this from Doug
Camnesia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians on Bikes Spilling Coffee.
thek2kid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:30:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have just made my year.
rebrain ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:08:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Going to New York for a day in March and you better be damn sure I will be keeping my eyes open for you.
FoxtrotBeta6 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:14:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meet you at the diner?
xcboi23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:24:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever stop by Tom's?
muhwelfare ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel that you will never amount to what Dane Cook is? I always downvote Seinfeld references on here.
BretMichaelsWig ยท 147 points ยท Posted at 18:28:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bank. He has to fill out a withdrawal slip.
I_worship_odin ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:23:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He has to cash all those checks that come in the mail. Cramps his hand, too.
fabulousprizes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:34:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not many people can walk into a bank, say "give me all the money you have", and not be robbing the place.
Neebat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Would you like that in bags or on a cart?"
"Oh, neither one, you can have it back, I just want to smell it for a bit."
pyrochyde ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He probably has his assistant do that for him.
Insomnialcoholic ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He means he bikes to the nearest ATM, checks his balance, then bikes home laughing hysterically.
elSpanielo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he finally got in to Bloomingdale's executive training program.
POOP_AND_POOP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
129 W 81st St
[deleted] ยท 464 points ยท Posted at 18:17:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard no one drives in NYC because there is too much traffic.
gg4465a ยท 413 points ยท Posted at 18:34:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fry, remember what I said about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?
regalrecaller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:17:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flawless execution.
zerostarhotel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did a little traffic survey in NYC one time. Exactly half of the cars on the road were yellow taxicabs.
durtysox ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:17:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I did that, from my hotel room. I'm a native New Yorker, who moved away. I wanted to see if the stats matched what I remembered, so I did a count. Yeah, about 50%. And then I noticed the limos and hired town cars, and that brought the total to 70%. Essentially, nobody but a tourist would drive in NYC. There is no parking, it's very fast paced, and those fucking entitled selfish show-offy antics of the Jersey drivers make it actively dangerous.
Yeah, that's right New Jersey, I see your license plates, stop fronting your "authenticity" in my metropolis, you ruffians. "Dis is Noo Yawk! Fack Yoo!" that's a Jersey accent, don't try.
No offense, Jerry. But can you tell New Jersey to stop advertising New York as a rude place where people shit on each other? Thank you.
solistus ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded!"
kdcoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, I see what you did there.
xxb4xx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But it's a Saturday?
That's the picnic traffic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh you.
NickDouglas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That joke is actually trueโ most NYC drivers are cabs and commuters. It's pretty unusual for people in Manhattan or inner Brooklyn to own a car.
LeMadnessofKingHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a good joke but it's also halfway true. Most New Yorkers don't own cars (I do, but I live in queens where it's needed more). A lot of the traffic in the city is from taxicabs, delivery trucks, and out of towners driving in from all over the Tri state area. Of which there are a LOT.
thechangbang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not too much traffic. more like no parking.
1mikeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard that when you put pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.
gaarasgourd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
head explodes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But then how would there be traffic?
hobbycollector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only ones who drive are on their way to or from a marathon.
nycpl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NYC resident and I can tell you that lots of people drive but a city of over 10 million, it's much more convenient to use public transportation. Also, parking is a major pain in the butt and it's expensive if you want a garage spot. Gets pricey real quick
durtysox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one drives because the public transport is easy, available, and cheap. Also the whole city is flat, pretty much, and, on every block there is something of interest. Car culture isn't necessary or desired.
titaniumhud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Went there in early October one year. Went into NYC at the 42nd st tunnel, and not to my knowledge I ended up in the heart of Times Square. No GPS, no earlier idea of how to get around either. That being the fact it took me 2 hours to navigate and locate my hotel I was staying at. Which was only 1 block away. Ended up going through Times Square twice, around 4 blocks till I figured it out.
Didn't drive the rest of the trip. Took the Subway and City Buses afterward, was so much quicker.
MomoSissoko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's not the traffic it's the parking
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But....
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Nobody drives because everyone drives."
ottawapainters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From who, Yogi Berra?
Hi_Im_Jason ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
We'll somebody has to, because there's too much traffic. EDIT: sorry, I'm slow.
PineconeShuff ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's the joke
Hi_Im_Jason ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:42:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...god damn it.
soufend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:05:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes. Taxi drivers just run down the middle of the street, you hail them and jump on their back and tell them where to go. It's cray cray.
mermaid_science ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If no one drives, how is there traffic? Edit- never mind...
randomguy260 ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:38:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no one drives would mean NO traffic ?? so surely some people do..
meekrabR6R ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whoooooooosh
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:26:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I imagine you listening to the radio
Flope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The real questions is how he's listening to the radio when he's walking to work
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he meant before leaving, over breakfast.
thelordofcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:14:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you 10? There's these things called Walkmans...
Hell, I have an FM tuner in my Android phone.
Further, many radio stations have internet streams.
Skaggzz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That kids an idiot he didn't even know who Denis Siver was.
Flope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ur an idot
Pherllerp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GREAT. FUCKING. ANSWER.
Guy has billions of dollars, fame, success, a family, the works. His favorite fucking thing is walking to work. I am a fan.
trollitc ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:13:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a fellow walker to work (or at least, 2 mile walk to the train station) I know exactly how that feels!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2 miles?! I walk half a mile and I'm thinking about getting a place even closer to the station.
trollitc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the only thing that allows me to keep my girlish figure.
judgewooden ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:11:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could hardly say that walking to the train station, waiting for a jam packed train that is probably delayed with strangers is the coolest things you do everyday. Except if you work at the train station of course.
trollitc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the contrary, it's the one time during the day that I have to read a book uninterrupted. Well, uninterrupted except the the strange odor of someone eating breakfast mulch unshowered.
imlost19 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stupid work walkers, always thinking you're better than us drivers. It's not our fault we have real jobs that happen to be outside of our zone of walkability. Would we move closer if we could? Fuck no, who the hell wants to live close to work? Driving to work is the only 20 minutes of peace and quiet I get. And I enjoy every second of it. So enjoy you walk, you grinning work walker. Just know that we are enjoying it just a little bit more.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SERENITY NOW !!!
rafael000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:16:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you tried moonwalking to work?
killerado ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only way to enjoy traffic, is to not be a part of it.
rillip ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is too fucking perfect man! I live in a city in the South where big trucks and urban sprawl are the name of the game. I have no choice but to own a vehicle if I want to work because mass transit is all but non-existent here. I fucking hate it. And I fucking love you for pointing out how shitty having to drive is.
cactus_rape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So it's existent? Double negatives, am I right? ;)
robotkiller3 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're never 'in' traffic, you 'are' traffic.
hawaiianbry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Today I learned that Jerry Seinfeld is a fan of biking to work. Everyone in Portland, Oregon is grinning from ear to ear (myself included). Now I know what to tell drivers who scream at me for biking on the road: "Seinfeld bikes, too!"
feceman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The folks on r/bicycling will be happy to hear it
nirad ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. I wish more people would understand that believing in walkable urbanism doesn't necessarily make you anti-car. Like you, I walk everywhere, but I love sports cars and classic cars. Stop-and-go commuting is torturing a car.
meinerHeld ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:07:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my GOD Jerry mentioned biking gahhh! Go bikes.
justanotherdudebro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:43:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
My friend and I put this together. Hope you all like it: http://imgur.com/EHsJDAn
lessdothisshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the world's biggest car enthusiasts, and his number one pleasure is walking. The fuck.
bammerburn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:16:28 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love talking cars, but I hate them and own motorcycles and no car. I understand Seinfeld. Car traffic does suck and is one of the most ruinous things for the world.
minusthemaliciousnes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You listen to traffic while you walk?
kmad26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The walk from my apartment to where I work, door to door, is 10 minutes. I am truly blessed as well.
cadencehz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do the same and it's great, except when it's 10 below. It's nice to remember that you don't have to have a lot of money to enjoy the little things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I've never had a job." - Jerry in Season ? Episode?
HLAW7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol no smohawks for you eh
KStreetFighter2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And now I'm picturing you with your head back, saying "BAHAHA" all the way to work.
Tartooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just see you walking down a sunny street, silently giggling to yourself while your neighbours are convinced you are just nuts
Toberoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians on bikes getting coffee. There you can have that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow walker here (<1 mile) - nice to know that the most lovely part of my day is shared with Jerry Seinfeld
Scaryclouds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously walking to work is great. People don't understand just how nice it is not to have to commute to work and or don't factor in just how much time they waste commuting.
jedrekk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I consider time I commute to be time I spend working. If I have a job where I make 10,000 money units a month and the commute takes me 15 minutes, then one where I commute for an hour each way, I would need to get paid at least 12,500 units - after all, I am spending 25% more time working.
Scaryclouds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn straight man. I'm fine with my job, but that's also one thing I think about if I was looking for a new job. The location where I work is super convenient. It's walkable and also right next to a grocery store. Have to factor all the time I save, into my pay.
maxamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like this, a true "car guy" yet he enjoys walking to work.
Belgand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which makes sense. If you like cars and enjoy driving for pleasure why would you want to sit in traffic and drive as work?
bluthru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is an impressive answer considering you reportedly have a garage full of amazing automobiles.
Who am I to speculate, but maybe one of the reasons you're still so funny is that you still have a desire to connect with people and the world around you. It would be incredibly easy for someone in your position to wall themselves off from society.
sandusky_hohoho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am reading this AMA while procrastinating from writing a dissertation on human walking, and I approve of this answer. Walking is crazy.
phototraveler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dream of this.
proposlander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, you work?
claimed4all ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ride a bike to work, now thats awesome. What kind of bike does Jerry Seinfeld ride?
Meeperer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Calvin's dad?
i_have_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah people often say that they are stuck in traffic.
You are the traffic. Stuck in traffic, get outta here.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you walk to work, where you get in a car to drink coffee?
paws_skaggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wouldn't be that green bike that was always hanging in the back of your apartment set, would it?
daveykrocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many people stop to say hello to you on the way?
jte1222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kramer with access to a fancy cab and a horse named rusty and the guy rides a bike to work. Incredible.
The_Dirt_McGurt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 100% on the same page as you. I used to be the disgruntled asshole stuck in traffic cursing at the bikers who zip by me on their way to their destination. Once I moved closer to work and could bike myself, it was a cathartic experience to really feel the hatred of the poor schmucks stuck in traffic radiating towards me. The tables had turned... I am become smugness...
QueefDiatribe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Makes me miss walking to work everyday down Wilshire in Santa Monica. Though, now I'm walking to work from my bedroom to my office in the room next door everyday. Traded in seeing cars fly by to seeing my kid slam the floor and reenact Mt. Vesuvius with a diaper.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS is my absolute biggest dream. People ask me what my aspirations and goals in my career are and this has been my answer: "It really doesn't matter as much to me as what I am doing as long as I am within biking distance (just because I love biking, but walking is cool too) from work". Many people seem to think that's silly for whatever reason, but there is nothing that gives me as much peace of mind as being on those two wheels and just taking a deep breath of fresh air, get my legs moving, feeling the wind on my face. It's just so beautiful and oddly meditative to get to the places that might bring you stress via bike, because at that moment it doesn't matter one bit.
Anyways, thanks for the AMA! I love CICWC, keep being awesome.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I moved into my current house because it's near a bike path that goes to work. 9 miles each way, 8 of which are on a dedicated bike path (not next to a row - completely protected). The last mile is just on small, local streets that don't have much traffic. Makes the rest of the day so much better when I can bike there and back.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I envy you. I'm relatively freshly graduated and still looking for full time work which isn't really presenting itself at the moment unfortunately. Hopefully once I get myself set up somewhere, I'll be able to make a move closer by. I'm currently commuting 20 miles (by train) and then walking ~15 blocks to unpaid internships in my field of interest hoping that all this will amount to something. My bank account is really starting to hurt.
anonanon1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:14:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did the same thing 30 years ago. Just commenting to add that it never gets old. People always say "Wow, you're so lucky!" I sometimes answer with "It's not luck!" And get confused looks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:20:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate when peoplel say I'm lucky when I did something they could have done if they just put a little bit of thought, effort, or emphasis on it.
Like, I went to Korea to teach English. People told me I was lucky. I'm like "I applied for a job and got it, how lucky is that? Anyone could do it."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gotta be the coolest thing I've ever read.
jkforty7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of bike?
meuzobuga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still ride that old mountain bike that was hanging in your apartment ?
SeattleandStuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My house is on a bike trail. My work is on the same bike trail, 6 miles away. Yet I almost always drive to work. I'm going to start biking. Thanks, Jerry.
thatkirkguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know why, but this reads like a discarded excerpt from Catcher in the Rye.
SapienChavez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so.. you walk to your car to take comedians to coffee? im confused :)
Murphy_York ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you listen to traffic reports while walking to work? This has been the inspiration for your comic genius?
dan1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I too really enjoy not being in traffic. I relish it every day.
wogsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I cannot help but read all your answers in Jerry's voice.
It makes it sooo much funnier.
IkeDood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biking is the best thing I do any day I can. Knew we were basically the same person!!
AsskickMcGee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The biggest difference between my previous job and current job is that I went from a 45-minute commute to a 2-mile bike ride. It's amazing how much extra life you have.
ZeligtheAxMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the greatest feelings in the world is biking past blocks and blocks of NY traffic...
OMGjcabomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also walk to work and every time I get there, five to seven minutes after I leave my front door, I want to cry one tear of joy.
booms16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I too enjoy traffic reports when I am not affected by them.
alasknfiredrgn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are never stuck in traffic. You are traffic.
-some guy
jmcdon00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Walked to work this morning. It's -20 and my car wouldn't start. Didn't feel cool.
FTG716 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely read this in his voice.
Skiigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld, Everyman.
brickshot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like the sound of other people's babies crying.
hollob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone should follow this man's example. Life is so much better when you walk to work.
KongRahbek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I'm as privileged as Jerry Seinfeld.
Zaph0d42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't even know what to say to that. Jerry is a master Troll.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Banging Elaine would seem better than that, but that's just me.
MoreFaSho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They actually implemented your suggestion. All that traffic is from people who are being punished by having to sit in traffic.
BenoNZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live 1.5km from work and still drive. I own a bike, skate board and legs. :(
EatingSteak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw billboard ad for a cycle shop on the freeway that solidified this concept.
It said "You're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At first I thought "wow, what a nice guy, complimenting everyone who asks a question." But now I'm reading it as "mmmm, MUTTON! My favorite."
lnstinkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I
seehear what you did there.tehringworm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But...but...you have ALL those sweet cars!!!
wawin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A similar thing happens to me, not in NYC, I live in Panamรก city - Panamรก. Every morning I grab my phone and just walk to the office. Depending on the mood I may listen to some music or listen to a podcast though sometimes I just walk rather slowly and look up at the buildings and the people around the city.
It's weird, there are things that you know that you are blessed with but you don't give it a second thought, you grow used to it. Walking to work never seems to gets old though because everyday people bitch on twitter/facebook/tv about it and every day I go "I'm so fucking lucky".
Jensiehh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except for when you're getting a god damn coffee with your car!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if everyone posting has great questions, or if Jerry is just pandering.
mystik3309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a person who travels away from my family to work most months out of the year, I completely agree. That would be awesome.
imaunitard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute. Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the Army testing lab, a bunch of escaped infected monkeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows, 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
Homer: Hee hee hee. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who bikes to work, I appreciate hearing this from someone who could easily take a private limo everywhere.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld: car free advocate.
senorglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny to me that while Seinfeld got eighty seven hundred upvotes for this response, he also received five thousand downvotes. What's the motivation for downvoting Jerry Seinfeld saying he likes to walk to work?
dansvans72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:51:48 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
because in America, anything can be politicized.
Three_Headed_Monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who used to work a five minute walk from where I lived, I agree that this is a great feeling. You have more time for sleep, you get home earlier and there is no stress from traffic or people jammed in trains.
And I must confess I enjoyed the jealousy it evoked in others. Mwahaha!
Frankoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bike everyday, even in the current below zero temps. Can we be friends?
Captain-Obviouss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what about your network of personal zip lines?
DetroitPistons ยท 1245 points ยท Posted at 18:36:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find yourself often quoting the more popular lines from the show? I use "these pretzels are making me thirsty" as often as I can.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2180 points ยท Posted at 19:24:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only line I quote from the show (and I'll be very impressed if anybody out tehre remembers this line) is "If you're one of us, you'll take a bite."
I find myself saying that to my kids a lot. It's a very obscure line, but George was working at some company where they all had lunch together, and he wasn't trying the apple pie, and the boss finally says "If you're one of us, you'll take a bite." A lot of times kids won't want to try certain foods, and so I'll use that line. Sometimes I'll quote Newman in flames screaming "Oh the humanity."
[deleted] ยท 626 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's from the unadvertised sale episode. "You know for an unadvertised sale, you're doing a lot of yapping about it!"
[deleted] ยท 318 points ยท Posted at 19:43:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 20:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So long, my fellow 40-short!
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:44:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imagining a future where people splinter off from civilization to hide themselves in a bomb shelter, anticipating apocalyptic demise. The years pass, there's no demise to speak of, and in the meantime they've only had one sitcom to keep themselves entertained--Seinfeld. When these people finally emerge 10-15 years later, even the most obscure lines are quoted, each with their own nuance and hidden meaning amongst the shelter-swellers.
ChaosMotor ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:05:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra!
gorthiv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They make sheltersโฆ..swell.
I_Fuck_Giraffes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:42:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like the people raised by Jonas Venture and vh1 classics music videos in Venture Bros?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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flapsmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:52:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was George.
redlinezo6 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:17:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You thought we wouldn't like you because your pants made a swooshing noise? Hahahaa...
The_Collector4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:41:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wasn't it Boston Creme Pie, not apple pie? IIRC
mifo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:45:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't be caught dead in your crappy Eurotrash rags!
kn33 ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 20:03:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clip
Theothor ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And this why I can never hate Youtube.
[deleted] ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 19:30:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Teanut ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:12:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Happy cake day! Have some pie.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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themeatbridge ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:06:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, but you can post to /aww any picture of a dog or cat, or really anything remotely cute, and you'll be upvoted to the front page.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:13:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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themeatbridge ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:21:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, if it isn't your cakeday, the picture has to actually be cute. Or a cat.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:47:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course. You're not a psycho!
dquizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:43:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I rarely make serious comments on Reddit, and I truly don't mean to be offensive, but that sounds like one of the most ridiculous customs I have ever heard. So I have to ask what if someone insists you take a bite of something and you know that you are allergic to one of the ingredients? Are you still expected to take a bite, and could you just say you're allergic to every food you don't like to not have to?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:35:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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dquizzle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:18:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey thanks for the reply, that was an interesting read. And sure, i'm always down to learn about cultural tendencies outside of the U.S.
foofightrs777 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:41:05 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting. Thanks for a little window into 'normal' for you. =)
liverandeggsandmore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:42:43 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for explaining more of the thinking behind it. It seems exhausting!
One question: how difficult must it be for dieters who are actively social people trying to keep to their diet while visiting their friends and relatives and constantly being given food which they can't refuse?
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:39:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not nearly obscure enough, my friend.
swish swish swish
Hank_Scorpion ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:48:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could be the leaves....
johnnybluejeans ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:32:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Last month on the 23rd ("Festivus" apparently) there was a Seinfeld pub quiz here in the city. I wasn't able to make it, but I've always been curious as to how obscure the questions must be given the number of walking Seinfeld encyclopedias there are in the world.
Do you think you would be a good competitor in a Seinfeld trivia contest?
thoggins ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:04:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He'd probably be great, but we'd all probably be impressed at how many people there are who are way better.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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LetsGetRamblin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:35:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know! I found this very odd. Is there a chance Seinfeld himself truly doesn't realize just how big this thing was? (And is, in syndication.)
movie_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know, I immediately knew which episode, have the scene in my head, know it was the black guy who said it, and can imagine his voice saying it. I love Seinfeld, but it's not like I'm obsessed or anything. I just watch a lot of the reruns.
squeegee_man ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:29:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shakes head nervously
TakeOffYourMask ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I insist!
EveryDayBalloons1 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:31:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually, it was a job interview with McKindney/McKenziei? They were laughing about how George thought they wouldn't hire him because his suit whooshed when he walked. He then explained to George that the other guy wasn't fired because his nose whistled when he breathed, it was because he wasn't a team player, and they don't tolerate dissent.
Edited for mistakes because I'm typing too fast and I'm excited to be talking to Jerry Seinfeld! sorry
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also it was chocolate cream pie.
jamesmango ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You think it's obscure, Jerry.
xredditnoobx ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:35:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I find myself using "Having said that..." from Curb all the time
NotQuiteOnTopic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Can I ask/tell you somethin'?"
FuckJohnGalt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:51:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't apple pie. It was a chocolate-based dessert. Either cake, pudding or mousse.
briscoharri ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:19:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My first thought when reading this!
I watched the scene on youtube. It was Chocolate Cream Pie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fr5ByQo5TI
FuckJohnGalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ding ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner! [I have wanted to say this all day cos it got stuck in my head for some reason and now I finally got my chance!] And chocolate cream pie for dessert! If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
mrwillya ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:09:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Youtube link for your all.
skankboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pie made them sick because the guy fighting over the suit put something in it.
SmellGestapo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Elaine, as your legal counsel I must advise against this.
Ssutuanjoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's one of my favorite parts!
"If you're one of us, you'll take a bite." is a line that my brother and I say to each other all the time. If we're among company, nobody else usually gets the reference and my brother and I are tickled pink.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I REMEMBER THIS
Flaeor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:25:09 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course I remember that! I actually say "This is no good" exactly how you said it multiple consecutive times in one episode in which George just broke up with his IRS girlfriend. I've even gotten my roommate to say it all the time just like that, and he hates the show for some reason I will never understand. Classic delivery, Jerry!
WordUp27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:21:51 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Can you hear that? It's some sort of Swooshing"
snoop37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow...I just watched that episode last night and laughed myself to sleep. I will now never date a woman who has family in the restaurant industry. Too risky.
sbahog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
from that same episode i've always enjoyed george's "can i help yeeuuuu" (with the european accent, pretending to be a salesperson at the suit store).
whiteyjason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually do remember that, if I'm recalling correctly, it's because George had a bad run in with the chef, and was afraid the pie had been messed with. Hilarious episode!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You clearly are underestimating Reddit's love of Seinfeld. I love that episode!
Sterling_Archer88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was chocolate pie.
test_alpha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often are you in flames screaming?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish he had answered this one during his short time with us.
jpGrind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you underestimate us.
whoisharveypekar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This makes me so happy. Very obscure and well applied to finicky children.
rts1971 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I use that line on my kids all the time! Holy crap that is hilarious! The episode where George gets the discount suit and he swooshes during the interview
BattleReports_JV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I say that one all the time. Its not as obscure as you think!
Southtown85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's one of the few lines I can recall from the show. I loved that episode.
brother_benjamin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When George knows the food was poisoned and refused to eat while at a recruitment meeting for a new job!
Motherbuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Conformity is an obsession with me.
Zou_Animal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gah! I'm late to this AMA, but this line is from the episode where George has a job interview over lunch. He had managed to upset the cook and was afraid of the terrible things the cook may have done to their dish as payback. George is unable to articulate the issue to his potential employers and is forced to resort to emphatic head shaking to refuse the dish, just as Jerry's girlfriend had done in the beginning of the episode with the apple pie from Monk's.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Pie. Episode No. 79; Season 5, episode 15; Broadcast date: Feb 7, 1994
MrZulog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The last guy got fired for his nose whislting!
JPeterBane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're one of us...
IchibanCrush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, the whistling coat. I remember that one. Classic.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I made Jerry Seinfeld proud by being only 19 and knowing this reference. Thanks for everything, Mr. Seinfeld.
Kiddo1029 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love that episode and the suit George bought that made swishing sound whenever he walked.
tonnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's say it comes down to me and another guy. He's got a nice quiet suit and I'm whoosing all over the place!
waaaldooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It may be obscure, but it's a perfect line.
roger_doofenshmirtz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But does that count, since Newman was really just quoting Herbert Morrison?
TadpolesIsAWinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The quote I use the most is:
cgiall420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good on you Jerry for not obsessing over obscure quotes (most people on here call them "references", when they really are just quotes). If you don't watch a lot of American TV, you won't get a lot of the vote-getting comments here on Reddit.
TurangaLiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Ha, I am stealing this line for when I'm eating with my nephew. That little jerk won't touch a vegetable to save his life.
edit: I didn't capitalize an I. Just not acceptable...
NotCleverEnufToRedit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pretzel line gets use a lot around my house because my husband's high school mascot was the Pretzels. There's also a lot of "no soup for you" because I have kids and kids are sometimes twerps.
HalKitzmiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nothing is obscure for us Seinfeld fanatics
FunkSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"He fired the last guy cause his nose whistled when he breathed!"
vita_benevolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of the CYE scene with Ted Danson insisting Larry David to take a bite of his piece of pie. I don't know what it is but I couldn't stop laughing about that one scene.
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're very impressed by people remembering that line (George didn't get the job, but was the only one at the table not to get violently ill), I think you badly underestimate how obsessed people are with your show (myself included).
My favorite obscure quote I use semi-regularly (when someone has especially rank gas) is "You gave the horse Beef-A-Reno??!!"
TheJoePilato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that it's quoting Newman instead of quoting the Hindenburg newscaster.
clkou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha. You'll have to try a lot harder than that to find an obscure reference we won't get :)
jeffunity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Noisy pants
Cvmeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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mrtnclzd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/Squalor-
OneSpoonyBard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason the line that I find hilarious and like to say, is "You know, it's just so nice, when it happens good." I think I remember you attributing this to somebody associated with the show... wish I remembered the whole story.
d9t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I often catch myself saying "You gotta love sports"
Pebblebeach31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great episode. George gets put in the best situations where he has a chance to further his career but there is always a catch.
deedoubles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I may be mistaken, but wasn't it a different dessert that was bought out to George and his (potential) co-workers? I remember it looking like a chocolate flavored dessert.
r_slash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember at one point The Pie was the only episode I had never seen. And now Jerry is calling that episode "obscure"... was it removed from the syndication rotation for some reason, or played less often than other episodes?
koldkalamity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
S5e15 "The Pie"
lolitahlia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:03:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You underestimate us Mr. Seinfeld! I remember that scene. Was it apple pie? I thought it was a chocolate dessert. Anyways, I'll never forget when I saw you on Regis and Kelly and you and Regis did a question session to see who was the bigger Seinfeld fan. And Regis missed the question about George's alter ego (Art Vandalay). Did he really forget this or was it a part of the show to have him miss it? It seems like even a halfway Seinfeld fan would know that little tidbit about George in a heartbeat.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How could anyone not remember that line, especially with George and his swooshing/swishing pants :D
TrixieBrickDipper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dang it! I read the first half and proclaimed "I got this!"
Autokeith0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"But I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill."
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you underestimate how many times many of us have seen every single episode. I recognized that line immediately.
JEH225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd be surprised how many times we've rewatched Seinfeld episodes. I new exactly where that line came from.
robot_turtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Conformity is an obsession with me!
PittZee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George later says he was the only one who didn't get violently ill afterward. The pie was made specifically to make George ill and he knew it.
thegabagool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear something? Kind of like..a rustling. Maybe the leaves.
reddittrees2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh holy shit. I remember this one. George doesn't want to eat the pie because the pie was made by the guy George cheated out of a suit but now George hates the suit because the pants make a funny noise. Fuck if I remember what episode name it was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you underestimate how many times some of us have watched these episodes. I love that line.
SeriouslyPunked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who is about to have my first child, I'm going to use this line every time my kids refuse to eat something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha the chef that George had wronged made the "special" pie
zebra32156 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Conformity is an obsession of mine"
Another obscure line that always makes me laugh is when George talks about how an 'ostrich burger has less fat but you eat more of them'. One of the greatest lines.
Thanks for doing this AMA Jerry!
Dark_Eternal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, I've always loved the "I'm not a psycho" line from that same episode. :)
hurpington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Won't remember the line? What do you think we are? A bunch of casuals?
Condor_Eagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidentally watched this episode about an hour before reading this. Awesome!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That line is from George's interview, in the restaurant. The chef has poisoned the dessert because George got the suit they wanted to buy, and the interviewers are telling George he needs to be a "team player". He shakes his head back and forth quickly, just like Jerry's girlfriend with the pie. In fact, the episode is named The Pie.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:19:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Laughing so hard at this.. this is literally the funniest AMA ever on Reddit.
My favourite quote from Seinfeld is "Oh the humanity!" when Newman catches on fire from the paint thinner. Fantastic episode. That and the climax of the frogger episode "Game over..". Classic.
brandon8439 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha I know this scene and actually bursted out loud laughing. To show you my Seinfeld nerdom I can actually correct you and say it wasn't the boss but it was one of the employees(younger black guy with a very proper sounding voice)
rajohns08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is the episode where George's pants make the whooshing sound
trippin-balls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Conformity is an obsession of mine!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George wasn't working at the company. He was interviewing for a job.
And it wasn't apple pie. It was chocolate cream pie that the chef "prepared special" for George's table as revenge after George bought a suit the chef also wanted.
Jerry's girlfriend wouldn't taste the apple pie at Monk's, and wouldn't give a reason. Later, Jerry wouldn't taste Poppie's pizza after watching him leave the restroom without washing his hands.
Yes, I am correcting Seinfeld on his own show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HE WASN'T WORKING THERE IT WAS A JOB INTERVIEW.
sorry, it's just really exciting to correct Jerry Seinfeld's knowledge of Seinfeld.
Ed_McMuffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:50:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"It's like a rustling..."
SKIman182 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
don't worry Jerry, I remember that line. and every line from the show might I add
nswelshman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that noise? Maybe it's...the leaves.
I'm swooshin' all over the place!
I'd say a tonne of people remember that episode. There's so much crap on TV, so when you just want to sit down for a while Seinfeld is still often the best thing on. So most Seinfeld fans would have seen almost every episode at least 3 times. Although season 9 doesn't seem to get played too much.
I think one of the main reasons why Seinfeld is still so popular is not just because it's fun and funny, but because the philosophies behind it are so spot on for most people.
mystik3309 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say a person wouldn't be a true fan if they DIDNT remember that line!!
cardiacfactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The line I find myself using most often is "I know when you're happy." from the shmoopie show. This can get laughs in all kinds of situations as an in joke.
shenry1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:11:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be a team player, george
rescuetheembassy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:07:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was chocolate pie.
planetofjunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:39:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had the head shaking, no don't want to eat moment at the restaurant I work at. Dishwasher asked if I want a sip of his drink, takes a straw out of the trash and throws it in the drink for me to take a sip. I shook my head but he would not take my no for an answer so I took a polite sip. When I told my wife about it later she pointed out that the drink may have been a mix of all the leftover drinks going to the dish washing area. Forever unclean.
Sinomaybeso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:44:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Swishy pants are forever the worst
Pufri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:19:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The black guy cohort says it, not the boss. Just saying...
Belgand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:50:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting, but possibly a bad idea considering the context. George wasn't going along with the group-think that was being urged and turned out to be the only person who didn't get violently ill.
And now I think I just inadvertently described peer pressure regarding binge drinking.
dman45103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And you want to be my latex salesman?!
dan1101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Moops!!!
asldihf ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved George's line "I've never had an appointment in my life where I wanted the other person to show up"
fairwayks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:34:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hell-OOOOOHHH"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Jeffhole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"George is gettin' upset!"
lowtuned ยท 1092 points ยท Posted at 19:33:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say seinfeld is one of my favorite shows. Anyways! Georges voicemail song in one of the episodes is my voicemail message and has been for years. My favorite part watching that is when he does that little shrug when it goes "where could i be? believe it or not im not home~" Was him rocking out to that voicemail part of the script? Who's idea was that to give him a little song like that? Thats' Gold Jerry! Gold!
This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1301 points ยท Posted at 19:34:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That really was one of the funniest things we ever did was that voicemail message. And I think I remember whose bit it was, but I'm not sure so I'm not going to say. The shrug of "Where could I be" may be the quintessence of the George character.
NotMyCats ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 21:12:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After seeing that episode, I put the whole song on my family's answering machine. No small task as this was in the 90's, then my dad's boss called while we were not at home...no one was amused.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:48:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I shared an apartment with a buddy in the late 90s. I had this as my answering machine message too. It got a few laughs, but most of them were from myself.
inoxia ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:27:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No chance his boss is a Seinfeld fan and found it hilarious?
Oakroscoe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:14:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His boss was Kruger and was not easily amused.
NotMyCats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:08:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His boss was Jewish, but didn't find it the least bit funny.
EddiesCouch ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 00:11:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was five my mom made me sing that song for the answering machine. I kept messing up the tune so I had to keep redoing it. When I finally got it right I was so flustered I started crying. Now, somewhere out there is a recording of George's answering machine followed by 'No more, im not doing it anymore' screamed at the top of my five year old lungs. Thanks for that.
Adrenaline_or_Heroin ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:57:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed extremely hard at this comment because I pictured you as a little George Costanza with Frank and Estelle forcing you to record it over and over.
EddiesCouch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:19:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If only I had a voice like that....
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:29:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I both feel for you and find that extremely funny. Sorry about the second part...
EddiesCouch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:18:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry, it's one of those things that's hilarious when I think about it in a third person way.
Dokterrock ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:29:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how Jerry doesn't even mention the message to George once he picks up. Reminds me of the bit in CCC where you talk about Larry golfing with the President and it doesn't come up the next time the two of you talk.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:46:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember Jason saying that his kids don't watch the show because they think George is an 'asshole'.
istara ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:30:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me the quintessence of George was his face/expression when you told him the "panties your mother laid out for you" line. I have watched that so many times, just that exchange. It's brilliant.
JustTheT1p ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:51:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm six hours late to the party, but reading this AMA I feel like you really care about your answers [fans] and that makes me feel good about liking your comedy.
dcluley ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:50:56 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Quintessence of George for me was the "Was that wrong?" monologue when he was weaseling out of getting caught having sex with the cleaning lady.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite Seinfeld scene ever! That and "Jerry....HELLO!"
Old_Thrashbarg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The music is from the Greatest American Hero theme song. I always thought it was just George being a fan of that show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54
beeasaurusrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend actually recorded his own version of that voicemail with his own name and information, and it was excellent. Kudos for many laughs from his friends and family.
Night_Oath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:01:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seems like a very Larry David kind of shrug, and it reminds me of this from CYE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be8AWFHcvDU
JiffyPopXxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I cry every time I see that episode. The shrug is such a subtle but enormous payoff.
lespaul210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:36:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my voicemail. But I use my name instead of George. Some find it to be hilarious, some find it annoying. But I keep it for the annoyed because it amuses me too.
XCIXproblems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:17:54 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had that as my voicemail for years. Only the few would catch it.
DJ_Dan_Druff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:23:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved how the jingle he left did not rhyme but easily could have. I think by using the word "tone" instead of "beep."
MiguelLancaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:16:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Home" rhymes with "phone"
"Beep" rhymes with "be" (mostly)
The jingle rhymes.
NateTheGreat26 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:22:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
โซ Believe it or not George isn't at home
Please leave a messaaage at the beep!
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where - could - I - be - ?
Believe it or not, I'm not hooome~! โซ
--BEEP--
Shaysdays ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:05:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people now won't know what that tune is from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:27:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God that shrug fucking kills me.
That and Frank's "THAT'S WHAT I DO, HNNNGH I STOP SHORT!" and the gestures he makes...that almost puts me on the ground every time.
kangareagle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:34:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO!!!
It was a TV show, and the tune and "believe it or not" comes straight from it.
OriginalPBR ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had the same voicemail message for years, too. I regret changing it...
personLpaparazzi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tony?!
DaJuanAndOnly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:33:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish my name was George
addhominey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a parody of the theme song to The Greatest American Hero series from the 70s or maybe early 80s.
mannnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had the same message for years... on my answering machine.
calibur3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did something similar butto the tune of the Spider-Man theme. It was something like: Donald Drew, Donald Drew I'm not here so you know what to do, I'm either out, or I'm asleep, So leave a message, after the beep, Look out! Here comes the beep real soon.
kaplanfx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:43:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That shrug always reminded me of an Al Bundy move.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you find the music and record your own or did you use the sound clip from that episode? I've been looking for the bare music so I could do my own.
QuestionsNoOneAsks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:40:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do I get this out of my head? This episode was on a week ago or so and I still have it stuck. I guess it could be worse.
coynemoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like how he's just housing that popcorn
ttoastt ยท 2159 points ยท Posted at 17:57:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you weren't doing comedy, what would you want to do?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3710 points ยท Posted at 18:14:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Die.
Threxx ยท 2617 points ยท Posted at 18:15:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just insult ttoastt, or answer his question?
[deleted] ยท 3295 points ยท Posted at 18:20:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ttoastt just got bburntt.
ILoveLamp9 ยท 3373 points ยท Posted at 18:39:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Enough, Walter Jr.
BlackLeatherRain ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 19:21:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MMY NNAME IS FFFLYNN.
FreudianBulldog ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:35:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Oh but when I call you Flynn you get pissed now?" ~Hank
DunkanBulk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MY NAME'S NOT RRICKK!
GoCuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:49:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved Leo's cerebral palsy Walt Jr. impression in TWOWS.
totally-not-a-brony ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sstop mething around, ddad
Assassin83 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 02:32:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, Mike Tyson.
type40tardis ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
B-but, but daaaad!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought we were going to Ccoldstone Creamery?
mrpunaway ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:32:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's "Flynn."
kickedthehabit ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:51:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Made me laugh out loud.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:45:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that was the funniest thing I think I've heard all day. Thank you sir!!!
aescalante ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:59:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But but...breakfast...
Rem0nsterr ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:54:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Junior, its 6 fucking PM.
Salva_Veritate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:20:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/scene
alisa_emily ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He actually goes by Flynn now.
alittlebitoftreble ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's Flynn.
figman2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful. 10/10
KennyCarly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh fuck, I just spat my drink all over my monitor at work!
And I couldn't explain why I was laughing, no one would follow what I'm on about!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
D-d-d-dad?
32OrtonEdge32dh ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And we've swung it around to Homeland
ChillPenguinX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He likes to be called "Flynn" now.
i_cnt_spll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fucking hell this is one of the best replies I have ever seen on reddit, well fucking done sir/madam/lamp, seriously holy fuck im in bits here
Isuuckatnames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:47:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's Flynn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I-It's Flynn, M-Mom!
jmorlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:56:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's Gold, Jerry, Gold!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flynn!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, my sides nearly collapsed.
jaketb193 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:48:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed so hard at this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:31:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Breakfast is ruined
perasite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's going by Flynn now!!
dman45103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That moment when the commentor surpasses the commentee...
pantz_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:47 on April 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fkn lol I almost spit out my soup
Immediately_Hostile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
jaysalos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Flynn*
Vikingfruit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SO MUCH GOLD.
OlympicJokeCommittee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
10/10
Tokenofhon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god this killed me, kudos ahaha
conman1112 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want ttoastt, I want ppancakess.
ajs427 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:53:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. This needed to be said.
nShorty ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
According to the comments above, this should get me gold.
Sirmerksalot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHAHAH
NewEnglandPatriot ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:34:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scrape yourself off, Ttoastt!
SonOfALich ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:52:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rrektt
lappy482 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ccrispyy ttoastt is the best kind of ttoastt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
toested
SonsOfArcanine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:06:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just had a 3 minute laughing fit - I shit you not. I think my fiance recorded it, if you need proof.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:22:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
toast toast toast
mysticsavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dr Penfield, I smell burnt ttoastt.
/Canadians will get this
DoctorFrankz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that in Kramer's voice. Can't really remember how and in which episode but he stutters.
Woyaboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just made a fool outta yourself in front of T-toastt.
estarion4-4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:14:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tthink yyou havve a stttutter.
CountBubs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damn it, Barb
Rekkooh ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody insults ttoastt and gets away with it!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:52:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
plasteredmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hmmm...
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ssomeone is going to pppay.
M002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If guns don't kill people, people kill people...
does that mean that ttoastersdon't ttoast ttoast, ttoast ttoast ttoast ttoast?
alblaster ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he said "the". The what?
clearlynotlordnougat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:40:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Bart! The!
redfrojoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Die.
rodrigosmallberrys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was trying to butter him up...
GodsBellybutton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld's on a roll...
meinerHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
rrollll.
FTFY
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
emof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can see by his punctuation that it was a statement and not a command! (just put that ! there to fool you. It should really be a .)
ImNotFromMexico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Wwhy don't you just ffucking die already".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
PurpleSfinx ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 08:45:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
<taco girl>
KStreetFighter2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:27:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes?
youcantalktome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yes
gunch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:34:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither, he just said "The" in German.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As when Sideshow Bob was explaining his "Die, Bart Die" tattoo in court.
DuDEwithAGuN ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I read this response in his profile I thought someone asked a very insulting question.
ttoastt ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:29:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I just read my messages and figured I'd been downvoted into oblivion. Didn't realize it was his actual response
Farn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:51:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you read his answers and then the question it was an answer to? This is an AMA, not Jeopardy.
farfle10 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:20:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd leave a note though, right?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on April 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"What's the deal with suicide notes? Why not a suicide video? Or a suicide recording? What about a suicide theatrical production, where we write, cast, and produce what's bugging me in life. Then at the end I kill myself live on stage. You can see the befuddled detective already, wringing his hands out in exasperation, 'I just wish I knew why.' Well, actually, according to act two, scene three, he had just had enough."
s_m_f_a_h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course. It's the way he was brought up.
Youcanneverleave ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No
rfbandit ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So your choices are Funny or Die? Interesting.
straytalk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yikes
astrograph ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dang cousin... that's hardcore.
zerostarhotel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, best response ever!!!!!!
whoisleway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about acting?
Herani ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you die in a funny way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about fishing instead?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please don't for at least another 50 - 60 years if ever.
Just in case, do you have your last words ready?
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh
Sherlock--Holmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's doing comedy right there and expressing the fact that he can't stop because it's who he is.
disfrutar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on, that's sad. I was gonna ask you what makes you happy, because on an interview you said that when Seinfeld was big you used to race with one your friends with one of your great cars. He said you were going so fast you could have killed yourself. I though look at that guy he has money and seemingly everything you can hope yet he can risk everything in a dumb way, I think. It was kind of reassuring in a strange way. I know it's a lot to assume, so obviously it's only a theory I hope you will dismiss if you answer and if it's even really you. Give me a "get out of here"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha! Oh man. Took me a second.
spookypen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy moly, you could just take up drawing or something.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Respect.
ihatecats18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Ferrell & Adam McKay at Funny or DieTM appreciate your sentiment.
Bigbadbuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's how the rest of us feel
AppYeR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that glass bullet proof?"
LordUncleBob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this response. I just read tons of thorough, thoughtful, paragraph-long responses, and then, suddenly...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the same way..
...
:(
67and734eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
best comment so far
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUNNY OR DIE!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I commend you for taking the hard road.
PredictsYourDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:42:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy will be the death of you...
mcflydoes88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What just happened here?
dksprocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:16:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/iYxAHN6.jpg
EONS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lmao
Andoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is not the answer I was hoping for. My mother made me watch every episode of Seinfeld as a kid. I grew up wanting to be professionally funny. Knowing how rare it was for that to ever happen, I just went about my life and got some offshoot engineering degree, but not before trying to become an ARCHITECT, JERRY! I get the pleasure of being the 'funny' guy, but I convinced myself that If I ever was famous I would miss out on the ordinary parts of life that was, in essence, the source of my material. It seemed to me that it was the most randomly normal moments that build up to those unique & hilarious punchlines. I would like to think that it is okay to have taken this path, but almost every comedian can't see themselves doing anything else.
I guess my question is, is there a challenge in finding genuine material when you can't live an 'ordinary' life? Is it harder to sit and observe the everyday when all those eyes are on you?
Princesszelda24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:55:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spoken like a true comedian.
coolrudski ยท 2004 points ยท Posted at 18:03:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could hi-five anybody in the world right now, who would it be and why?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3557 points ยท Posted at 19:15:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would be you. And I would say "That's it!" and that's the end of high-fiving forever.
proverbialwhatever ยท 1351 points ยท Posted at 19:48:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice going, /u/coolrudski.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:34:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We can call him dullrudski now.
shandromand ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:53:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or lasthighfiveski
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:53:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damnit. my bros in the hospital. i wanted to high five him one last time.
angryPenguinator ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:59:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Use your feet.
clearlynotlordnougat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now you'll just have to high six him instead.
scares_bitches_away ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5 fingers + your dick?
jdol06 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:50:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
end the high-five on a high note.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:18:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn it /u/coolrudski
proverbialwhatever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who does /u/coolrudski think he is, Jerry Seinfeld?
coolrudski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:18:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
proverbialwhatever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:07:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quick, high five me! It might be my last chance!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:49:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
coolrudski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awwww :(
staiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We need a picture so we can call /r/retiredgif :)
coolrudski ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 19:59:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't aware I was that bad at high-fiving
Fist2_the_VAG ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:01:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The trick is to stare at the other persons elbow, if they do the same you'll have a perfect high five every time. Science bitch.
Ravanas ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In this exchange, you brought out more of a chuckle from me than Jerry Seinfeld. Well done.
Ergok ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:59:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
o_/
incognymous ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:01:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
\ _o
Ozzymandias ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:07:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
o_/ \ _o
iamiamwhoami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:36:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We weren't going to say anything.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:35:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry doesn't like high fiving. Remember the car dealership episode? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtO8LXIBvo
lowermiddleclass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:56:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Make sure you look at his elbow!
[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:46:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
slowly lowers hand after patiently waiting in line for high five
okay...
isaplaceonearth ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:39:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
Mazerrr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would low fives or fake high fives (goes for high five, smooths hair when reciprocated) still be in play?
For science obviously.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High five Puddy. He'd be all for it i'm sure.
Smile_for_the_Camera ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:08:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite response from you.
CharlesDeGaulle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:42:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thanks so much for doing this. You've given tons of in depth and well thought out questions. It's clear that you're not here to pimp out a movie or TV show. Seriously, thanks!
JDSmith90 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All I can think about is David Puddy asking for a high five.
seapigg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:25:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can hear you saying "That's it" as if you were right here in front of me. Amazing the way some things (especially from childhood) stick in your head.
stupidandroid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think the Nazis were doing? That's the Heil five!
fluffqx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always knew you were a knucks guy, Mr. Seinfeld.
mcfrivolous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched that one last night. I forgot Patrick Warburton played that character. Awesome!
waffleninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One day we will have the technology to high five over TCP/IP.
XperiMental21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
gotta go out on a high note
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High fiving for you or for everyone?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I request the highest of fives Jerry!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is GOLD, Jerry, gold!
NotCleverEnufToRedit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually read "That's it!" in Jerry Seinfeld's voice.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's scary how much I can hear your voice in your comments. Please reply to me I've been watching repeats of your show everyday since the finale. Any chance you will ever do stand up in Australia?
Oklahoma_is_OK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THIS is the most Jerry Seinfeld response of all time.
KWood34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoQEEh0Z20o
FunkSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual".
I love when David Puddy keeps hi-fiving you when he's the car salesman, and it's just torture to you everytime.
SoTzuMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can hear you saying "That's it!" in your trademark exasperated scream. "Shut up, you old bag!"
Fredrickchopin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
then it would have to be the best damn high-five in the history of mankind.
bski1776 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We can still do the heil-five, right? Nothing better than two Jewish guys heiling.
Five_bucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta go out on top.
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thats hilarious.
i would imagine it being like this
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, dude
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtO8LXIBvo
lazygeekmom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Going out on a high note. Classy.
Pavswede ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO MORE HIGH-FIVING FOR YOU!
PenisStuckInFanHelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Classic Costanza.
tripplethrendo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best joke in the thread for me
TheFriendlyViking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:51 on April 12, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
โ5
Fratcketeering ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:02:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the Hell is wrong with the classic high-five? It's my second favorite endearing gesture behind the finger pistol.
skuli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:42:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry just pulled a nietzsche on high five-ing
CaptainSoapMac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
gasp
So jealous
braff_travolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And further high-fives will be punished by swift death upon completion of the act.
For years to come afterwards, there will always be a constant murmur in the streets of the day Jerry Seinfeld ruined high-fives forever.
SeizeTheCarp_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:36:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If there was ever a Seinfeld movie who would you want to play yourself?
theeeetechkid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks guy who still high fives!
snoop37 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And George would laugh at you for getting greedy.
MrN4T3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:00:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You got the last high five ever. How do you feel about that?
coolrudski ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:02:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel pretty awesome actually
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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coolrudski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
Jelboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just gave you your 1000th upvote. Damn that was satisfying.
coolrudski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:40:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi five
Oh wait nvm...
mayormccool ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 18:40:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA!
I was listening to Alec Baldwin's podcast where he interviews you. At the end you mentioned your meditation practices.
How has that helped with your career? Also, are people often surprised to hear that?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 482 points ยท Posted at 19:29:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if people were surprised, I would have to see all of their eyebrows to see if they go up. But meditation helps because it's the ultimate way to rest when you're working. It's just as simple as that.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's really the only way. Gears don't stop turning on their own. You have to set them aside and pull the lever.
wacrozier ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:43:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for all the great answers!
Can you recommend any good materials on meditation that you have found useful?
fluffypuffz0rz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I believe Jerry practices TM. You can get more information here: www.tm.org also -http://www.gq.com/life/health/201309/gq-transcendental-meditation-guide
afrohads ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 00:52:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Don't ever pay to learn to mediate. It has been free to learn for thousands of years.
wacrozier ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:13:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's a cultural difference between the UK and America, but I find the concept of paying a large fee for something like this both surprising and uneasy.
benji1008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd suggest to just have a look at uk.tm.org to see what you get out of the deal and what the course fee pays for. I would personally call it a bargain at any price, because after having practiced TM daily for 20 years I still feel that the benefits are increasing, and I'm not aware of any other comparable technique. Expecting a full-time TM teacher to teach for free would be surprising to me, in the UK, US or any western country.
wacrozier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the info!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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LowSociety ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:41:27 on January 28, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, that's my site! :)
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was a great interview, surprisingly good podcast overall too. The interview with Lorne Michaels was also good (with Kristen Wiig too, if I remember right)
mist87 ยท 668 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite supporting character on Seinfeld and why? The Bubble Boy? The Soup Nazi? Newman?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1497 points ยท Posted at 19:25:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman would be my favorite supporting character. I mean, when I got to have a real evil nemesis like Superman would have, that was a dream come true for me. There's no superhero that doesn't have an evil nemesis, and I got to have one. And I love that nobody ever asks "Why didn't you like Newman?"
No one ever asks me that, and no one ever questions it. There was no reason, but it was just fun.
rthaw ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 19:53:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest part about Newman scenes was how dramatic the greetings were, but then it was right back to business.
mebutnotyou ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:45:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the episode where Jerry finds out he's dating Newman's ex.
"Newman?"
usuallyskeptical ยท 443 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, it's the way you said "Hellllo Newman." Just from that, it was obvious that you two had a turbulent history and that it would probably be wise not to bring it up. It was also obvious that whatever it was, he was in the wrong. There's no way that deep-rooted disgust wasn't deserved.
candh ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 00:08:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always enjoyed Newman's maniacal laughter. And his explanation of the insanity inducing experience that is working for the US mail.
candh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:21:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL6ubXD9ZjY&feature=youtu.be&t=27s
Oakroscoe ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:08:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman working at the post office was perfect. If you want to see the insanity that the US Postal System breeds, just read Post Office by Charles Bukowski.
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:08 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite one was when he then pulled a fork from beneath him. Classic physical comedy without any real pain or slapstick required.
ragweed ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 01:51:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the 90s, I liked to use "newman" as my ID when playing online games. It never got old when someone chatted, "hello, NEWMAN".
Qwirk ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:47:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed Newman mis-delivered his mail and it went from there.
It_does_get_in ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 01:17:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
probably ate his mail.
Armoogeddon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:14:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, I feel like it would have been the opposite: something completely trivial that they both blew out of proportion.
pretentiousglory ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:13:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you're both correct!
Rrleh ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:59:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some people just don't get along. It doesn't require any history. Kumbayah, motherfucker.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:34:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman!
CurryMustard ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:15:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Wow I watch Seinfeld re-runs whenever it's on, but I haven't seen every episode. I always assumed his dislike for Newman came from some episode that I hadn't seen.
Flaeor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:30 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil." - Seinfeld
d00d1234 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:51:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it is because Newman was written and portrayed so well as a person that you could totally dislike in the exact way your character did.
jockc ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:53:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There were so many great moments with Newman, like in The Soul Mate where he kept trying to talk about pining for Elaine and no one wanted to hear it, and later when he was feeding words to Kramer and got sidetracked about junk mail. Another great one was when you taunted him about scheduling his millennium party one year too late and he makes some sort of reverse snort sound... great stuff..
Oakroscoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do I smell?
tsacian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman was great in the Edward Scissor-hands episode. Of Course he would help get a sample of Jerry's hair, and Jerry knew it immediately. I loved that.
ivan34 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:13:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a guy at work that I do the hheellloo Newman nit with. What I found hilarious was when your mom did the same line to him.
ElGringoAlto ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:39:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved the reveal that Jerry's mother had the exact same low opinion of Newman.
ManInBlackPajamaz ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:57:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You know...maybe there's more to Newnan than meets the eye."
"No. There's less. I've looked into his eyes. He's PURE evil."
iShouldBeWorkingLol ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:35:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By the end of any episode with Newman, we all knew why you hated Newman. Whatever set it off is besides the point. It was probably mundane anyways.
waaaldooooo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's to like!
WalterWhiteRabbit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:44:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's because he tried to smuggle those damn dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park, isn't it? Lost a lot of good men.
wpmullen ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:49:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you like Newman?
juvegirlbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one questions it because we all have our Newmans. However we don't have the luxury of displaying our loathing, so we take extreme vicarious joy in seeing you do it on the show.
I recently re-watched the entire series and all these years later, it's just as funny as when it came out. Thanks for the laughs.
IIspacemooseII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was introduced to Seinfeld very recently (as in, the last three years!) Because my parents just didn't watch it....I started somewhere in the middle, and have always wondered why you hate Newman.
sweatybeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Found the Superman reference
8_Hearty_Ropes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fine, I'll take the bait. Why didn't you like Newman?
gashmattik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:03:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So why DIDN'T you like Newman? Other than how he totally ruined Jurassic Park with his greed. (He got his though, oh he got his).
Nolano ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:59:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved that relationship. In middle school a friend and I used to greet eachother that way.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:49:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have always wondered why you didn't like Newman! I am a huge fan btw! Of Seinfeld and the Bee Movie too! What or who generated the phrase, "Hellloooo Newman"?
thunderlord1063 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NEWMAN was my favorite character. I made my Twitter handle after him. @hellloooonewman
pk_deluxe ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 23:03:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you like Newman?
JustinTurtle ยท 861 points ยท Posted at 17:54:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld. Im a huge fan of your comedy and my dream is to be a comedian like you someday. My question is, what made you decide to do comedy as a career? Anyone have doubts?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2049 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I chose comedy because I thought it seemed much easier than work. And more fun than work. It turned out to be much harder than work, and not easy at all. But you still don't have to ever really grow up. And that's the best thing of all.
Cell_Biologist ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 18:31:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't have to really grow up in other jobs. You just need to pretend like you have for 8-10 hours a day 5 days a week.
[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:05:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in other words, like half your waking life.
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:47:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget the morning routine where you get ready for work: +1 hour
Don't forget the way to and from work: +1 hour
Don't forget that you never get to leave on time: +30m avg
Don't forget the hour past the time you're supposed to sleep where your brain wont shut off because you spent all day at work trying to figure out why the budget was off.
hellraiser24 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:19:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sickeningly accurate.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:22:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only solace is knowing that there's a very real and very large chance that you'll never see a penny of your retirement fund, and that anything you leave to your family will be taxed almost by half.
gorthiv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:13:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think you mean "solace".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone doesn't appreciate sarcasm.
Impaled_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:(
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more the: wake up earlier than you want to because you slept like shit, force yourself to become presentable while you're tired, worry about getting out the door on time, picking dress clothes you know are going to be uncomfortable, scrambling to get something to eat before you leave, cleaning up before you leave. It's this whole fucking ordeal, hundreds, thousands of times. Fucking tens of thousands, then you retire or die.
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a big deal the first day, but 10 years later the forced aspect of it eventually gets to you. It's the whole package, the managers, the co-workers, the politics, the mornings, the car exhaust, the bickering, all of it. It makes you wonder if death is better; it makes you appreciate the show Married with Children on a whole new level.
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gorthiv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:16:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me it's not so much the "don't like what you do" aspect as much as the I HAVE TO DO IT OR I CAN'T LIVE "INDEPENDENTLY" aspect.
KarlMalownz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:00 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. Prozac.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:06:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But you're only pretending. Like a child pretends to be a doctor.
eiketsujinketsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And in comedy you never have to pretend to be grown up.
DragonRaptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know, I work with older people, me being the youngest at 32, and it feels like working with kids. We talk about video games, movies, sex, parties. The only time I feel old is when we talk about when we were young we did this...
Also just ran into a bunch of old high school buddies at a funeral, sadly a friend died, and apparently I still act the same as I did in high school :p
meinerHeld ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:37:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'll fit right in here.
DoctorHelicopter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:13:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
favorite quote of 2014
Philmography ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be one of the best Jerry Seinfeld quotes of all time.
candi_sue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's exactly why I laugh in the face of those who dare to utter "Do what you love for a living and you'll never work a day in your life."
Seriously?
More like "Do what you love for a living and you will work 24/7, balls to the wall till you burn out."
williamc_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just have to reply, because I'm such a huge fan and now I can succumb to sleep easier tonight
kurosevic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a video of JustinTurtle doing standup not too long ago, and he killed. You might wanna check him out.
stevenothing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i read this in verse
citrus_based_arson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in the Joey voice.
Justagreewithme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a person that works, I question whether being a comedian can actually be harder than work. What career path were you(or your parents) planning for you before you could support yourself with comedy?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know as a musician (obviously not the same but another fun job) that there is a lot of work people dont see behind the scenes and TONS of stress and pressure and this isnt even near the level Jerry is on. The other thing is you are never really "off" either. You dont just go home and thats it for your work day (I know lots of other jobs are this way too)
I imagine starting off in comedy is really, really, really difficult (especially when you consider traveling and the money)
but what do I really know, its not hard manual labor or anything?
Kwanzaa246 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:12:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because you don't really ever have to grow up, Is that how you justified dating a 17 year old when you where in your 30's? Please respond.
Jerry please.
McBro30 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:44:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To expand on Jerrys point I remember Katt Williams saying something along the lines of:
Because being comedian is such a fun and rewarding field there are a huge amount of people that want to do it. But in order to be a top comedian you have to outwork everybody else. Most people think you just need talent and funniness but it takes extreme dedication as well.
Please note if you search for this quote it will not sound anything like what I just said. But I conveyed his main point. Good luck chasing your dream!
staringispolite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really love a story Seinfeld told in the documentary "Comedian". I can't remember verbatim, but an up-and-coming comic asks a similar question. Jerry tells him a story something like this:
(Standup was tons of hard work, but he also couldn't imagine any other life)
Bad-Seed ยท 755 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, who's your favorite minor character from the show?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1091 points ยท Posted at 18:34:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How minor?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1926 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We had a GREAT bench of semi-regulars. Newman, Frank Costanza, Jay Peterman - do you consider those minor characters? Because I don't. My favorite minor character was the guy who ran the parking lot who when you went to get your car, he said "we can't do it, we can't get your car."
killm ยท 545 points ยท Posted at 18:36:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Take it up with consumer affairs. That was gold.
[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:07:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:11:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
doesn't he say "That's what I'd like to know about it!" ... if not, I've been misquoting it for a while now!
Dopeski ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that line from when he was trying to throw out the muffin stumps?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:45:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man: It doesn't look like garbage.
Kramer: Well it's muffin stumps
Man: Where are the muffin tops?
Kramer: This is a garbage dump. Just let me dump it.
Man: Can't do it.
Kramer: Is this a joke?
Man: That's what I'd like to know about it.
(you're right!)
asciibutts ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
'Ideally'.. I use this one socially as a conversation speed bump, and man is it just deliciously awkward.
PetalJiggy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's even MORE gold is that in the stumps episode, when kramer gets back on the kramer bus, after being denied from throwing away the stumps at the dump, he yells back out the door: "maybe i will take it up with consumer affairs!"
subtle, but I loved it!
seinsmelled ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Cadillacs? It's a Mary Kay car!
nightmonkeyLGT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that guy looked like an Indian Sly Stallone.
GoodUncleBenjamin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"That was GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!"
afkgg ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold jerry, GOLD!
KaptainMurrica ยท -22 points ยท Posted at 19:12:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!
imasssssssssssssnake ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 23:31:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold Jerry, gold!
Hitler1488 ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 23:54:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold, Jerry. Gold!
Jay_Riemenschneider ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 18:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We ask that you please bear with us.
mimemime ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:44:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET THEIR CARS!
inexcess ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:26:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ideally.
gtalley10 ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:52:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bears keep the prostitutes to a minimum.
pdbaird ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Take that pink Eldorado Cadillac over there , it's a Mary Kay car...."
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen your butcher lately?
ziggmuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:35:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I like to know about it
jayriemenschneider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:57:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Solid username, Rusty.
slunky1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At this time.
gdmfr ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 18:58:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We ask that you please bear with us.
peteyH ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This guy really is the best minor character. Amazing.
SmellGestapo ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I'd like to know about it.
likwitsnake ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:36:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about Bryan Cranston?
NateTheGreat26 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No response? Jerry is obviously an anti-dentite.
delwinjones ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:55:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be answered..
fermi_sea ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He also returned as the guy running the dump where Kramer tries to dump the muffin stumps. "That's what I like to know about it." is a great line delivered by that guy.
SlightlyStable ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Answering your own question? You figured out reddit pretty quick.
RamshackleTabernacle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You walk around in this city, you gotta expect things are gonna get stuck to your foot. You open the door to your car and BOOM! Condom."
DoubleGordini ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best scene. Jiffy dump guy. "And where are the muffin tops?" "What is this some kind of joke?" " that's what is like to know." Lol
KanesTheName ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:30:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite minor character was when George asked a passerby where he and Jerry were, and he simply replied with "Earth" and walked away.
mentholbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that guy was my favoritie too , i worked in a parkin lot and i took my cues from him '' sorry we cant get your car, its blocked in here take this ''' and i'd just give them keys to some rental
trexmoflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta go with Frank's agent (David) in the cape
Lokifela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sonya Eddy as Rebecca De Mornay always cracked me up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We ask that you please bear with us.
Bk0211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Wasn't the woman who played cashier in the diner in all of the episodes?
Edit: I'm on mobile and didn't fully read the question. Too excited for the AMA.
FCBSERIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is a quality the show had in common with the simpsons - interesting side/background-characters.
mozzarella72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, me and my friend always used to quote that guy. I love him in the muffin top episode too.
"Here take a few shiiiiirts"
ruuustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was also fantastic running the dump asking Kramer where the muffin tops went.
whatsthedealwithwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a great small moment on the show! If I'm not mistaken, that same actor also questions Kramer trying to drop off muffin tops at the dump and eventually refuses to let him - also hilarious.
Lp1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My absolute favorite of all time was Lloyd Braun. I'm laughing at my desk right now just thinking about him.
nwh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta love Ms. Demornay.....Rebecca Demornay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We ask that you please bare with us.
bundt_chi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Call me crazy I liked Elaine's rivalry with Sue Ellen Mischke as a more minor character. Probably because I love to see Brenda Strong walk around in a bra.
And19BOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The lady at the restaurant, that appeared in EVERY episode.
kmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By far my personnal most memorable minor character was the bank manager (Stephen Root) talking to Kramer about his wooden desk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6cJ_wGmsk
Thanks for the laughs!
zyuen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"That's what I'd like to know about."
XsimonbelmontX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eric the Clown was always a favorite minor character of mine. I didn't realize until years later that it was Jon Favreau. The delivery of the "You're hung up on some clown from the 60s, man!" line was perfect.
mynameisfreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Babu Bhatt was my favorite
feketegy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me, the all time favorite "minor" characters are those street bullies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
James Spader cameo was ridiculously funny, especially the AA bits.
"I hate step 9!"
wsfaplu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually immediately thought of the same actor as the Jiffy Dump guy.
Chaim Girafi is the actor -- why hasn't that guy had more work?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here is the clip he's talking about
SelfHelpForBastards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It has to be Bookman the library cop. His "joy boy" speech is screamingly funny.
scott_beowulf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite will always be the guy who says "sorrrryyy" in that crazy nasal voice when he steps on Elaine's foot in the black and white cookie bakery.
DROPkick28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it would be the two gay street hustlers who rob Kramer.
balic66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
omg my absolute favorite "evil" character as you have described before. that existed but for no other purpose to impede the characters of the show from achieving their objective. Always found it so funny.
vhackish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"we ask that you please bear with us"
nShorty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me it's Banya. Or tell me it's definitely not Banya. Either one would be fantastic.
Vuguroth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kramer's "new age" contact who was to heal George was marvelous.
FunkSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Mike Moffatt. He was always hilarious. So many other great ones as well.
moralprolapse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, but thanks for doing this. Your above comment reminded me of my favorite tirade of yours on the show. Car rental rep: Sir; I know what a reservations is. Jerry: I don't think ya do... If you did, I'd have a car.
Edit: Also, I'm mildly upset you guys did the Curbed season. It was excellent, but I have all the Seinfeld catalog, and now I have an existential dilemma concerning whether I REALLY have all of Seinfeld. Do I need that season of Curbed? All seasons of Curbed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about Cedric and bob!!
Themaeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best part is when the Jiffy Park character make a return in the Muffin Tops. He was running Jiffy Dump. Hilarious
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the perfect kind of minor recurring character would be Sue Ellen Mischke. Always very funny when she appeared but just was very small doses - "we need a dash of Sue Ellen Mischke in this episode". I feel like the other characters are way too important to be minor.
townesboston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always quote his "can't do it" line. He was also the garbage man?
dkuhry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The library cop's name is "Bookman"?
samsonx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Pitt !
petit_lapin_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody was better than the woman who Jerry had not called back at the baby shower Elaine threw. "You're wrong Jerry. You're wroooong."
thisguybuda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite "Jerry-defined-minor character" was the the manager of the dump from the muffin top episode. Kramer says "what is this, some kind of joke?" And he says "that's what I'd like to know about it"
Also, Todd Gack. "Yeah you Gack?... Yeah here's you're money!"
Katastic_Voyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the busboy who got fired.
busterbluthOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His delivery was point on.
How about Philip Baker Hall as Bookman? I've watched just that monologue he delivers over and over again. Probably one of the funniest straight man comedic delivery in the history of the medium. He deserved an Emmy for that work.
Mochme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:16:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman is quite possibly my favourite fictional character ever, the dynamic between him and you was amazing.
Donnie3030 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So good.
Juststumblinaround ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My sides.
insufficient_funds ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And here I figured it'd have been Soup Nazi..
ScubaTwinn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Leo
therapcat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:55:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like David Puddy minor. Yeah, he was the best IMO.
paws_skaggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the farting horse count?
paul_f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shlomo
funnybillypro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:12:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Under 18
DatWhiff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:35:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Younger than 18.
todd_gak ยท 187 points ยท Posted at 18:10:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope it's Puddy.
MasturbatingMonk ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 18:20:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High five.
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:47:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
yyyyyyeahhhhh, Coco...that chimp's alright.
BigSpence17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite episode of the series. "NOT SKITTLES!"
EvilSock ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:25:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"This is Puddy." "Uh yeah, is David Puddy there?" "This is Puddy." "Oh. This is Kramer." "I know."
dontibbles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be back later. We'll make out.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:23:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's got to be Puddy. Whenever any of the cast talk about him they all start cracking up and doing their best Puddy stares.
gonemad16 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Puddy is awesome. A few years ago, I cut up a few episodes and put Puddy in an Arby's Commercial. I always thought patrick warburton should have at least done a voice over or something for arby's
TheDaveMachine22 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, Todd Gak thinks Puddy is the best "minor" character. Todd Gak wins for the best named "minor" character though.
todd_gak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh for sure. Also, Joe Mayo or Bob Cobb.
Shankley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Puddy is not a minor character dude.
todd_gak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really major though either. He wasn't specific as to how minor. If we are getting specific, though, I would go with my username.
TheCodeIsBosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ask the Eight Ball!
3404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Puddy is a masterpiece.
bobstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you'd called him Paddy, and I was looking at his photo and realized 'ohhh, Paddy as in Patrick'. Then I looked back and saw you'd written Puddy properly. If you read this, that's thirty seconds you'll never get back. Sorry.
todd_gak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was actually the high point of my day...that shows you.
sandandpomp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:38:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, I always imagined it spelled Putty, consensus seems to be Puddy, huh.
David-Puddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:10:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's never Puddy.
yes_thats_right ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not the drake? Everyone loves the drake.
wildevidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just like the Canadian "rapper", HATE THE DRAKE.
ArttVandelay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:33:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It has to be Bookman. By far my favorite.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me, Bob Sacamano. I played him. Uncredited, of course.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:09:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman was a major character.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Arguable I guess. He only appeared in 25% of the episodes although it feels like more.
Sunfried ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:44:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the term "recurring character" is the way to go with Newman.
Donnie3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would consider Newman a major character. I mean, even if I didn't, I see him more than a minor character, for sure.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_minor_characters
Minor!
Donnie3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
iroe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's in season three he does an appearance at first, before that only his name is mentioned. So he was barely around in the first seasons but a lot more to the end.
Navvs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Buckles !!
astrograph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i hope it was the Librarian episode...
my god its fantastic.
fireinthesky7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any answer other than Bania is wrong.
jlee1811 ยท 1956 points ยท Posted at 17:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm a car guy like you, and I was recently at a garage in Houston that had some cars. One of which happened to be a 1967 Porsche 906E, which they said was previously owned by you. If true, what made you give this Porsche the boot from your collection? Here are some pictures I took:
http://i.imgur.com/pBvAWJg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dgKk4AU.jpg
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2846 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did own that car at one time. Isn't it beautiful? I sold it because I had something that was a little similar, a 907, and I don't like to have too much of the same thing.
SHIT_ON_MY_BALLS ยท 2774 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First world problems.
BlackBloke ยท 2219 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, that's like 0th world problems.
[deleted] ยท 1640 points ยท Posted at 19:00:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
JrRogers06 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:57:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem unhappy and I am sure that isn't how you wanted to be feeling right now. How can reddit make you feel better?
globetheater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:19:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was an edit
matthewo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:05:31 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you did there...
flockofmoose ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:25:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/infiniteworldproblems/
0069 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:13:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why does this exist?
howajambe ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 01:03:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because assholes like you who rock the boat and think their judgement is worth more than a fart are what ruins it for everyone else.
0069 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:38:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! First of all, my judgement is only worth half a good fart at best. Second, who takes time to do the kind of work found in that sub?
tsmith944 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woa hey fellas, fight nice.
delicious_grownups ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a fucking plethora of subs just like this one, each with an army of devoted followers. As to why? Well i don't know really, but i am actually an inactive moderator for several of these ridiculous subs
TBNRandrew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:51:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
โโโโโจโโโฉ
LordUncleBob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ow.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Planck world problems
jahbalter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.01% world problems
zacharymckracken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
occupy abundance
same_joke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
txpandorasbox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God problems.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:55:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
after looking at the pic, you need to add (a lot) more zeros to that..
braff_travolta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.01nd world problems.
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The 1% problems.
TellMeAllYouKnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
0.01 world problems.
acidgisli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1%th world problem!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:15:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ith world problem.
FTFY
youmakemesicwoman ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1% problems
WorkoutProblems ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:55:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like only Jerry and Jay problems...
Smark_Henry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in the first world and my problems are along the lines of whether I can afford to make my soft taco a soft taco supreme.
dmilller ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First % Problems.
IvyRaider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The entire show is first world problems
labrev ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:52:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, I love your username. Thank you for existing.
dagdae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dunno...this might be a step (or two) beyond First world problems. What comes after? Meta problems?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Second world problem. When the state owns the means of production, you just get more of the same things.
HawkeyeNation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1% world problems
rcxpress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which one? Jerry's or yours?
neuromorph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld Problems.... airline food and 906 and 907 Porsche's
brianary_at_work ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm amused that Jerry probably read your response and was disgusted with your username.
RabbitClaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, what's the deal with shit on your balls? Can't you just go front to back?
LeSypher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5% of the world's problems.
RockinTheKevbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... I've got to ask based on your username if you work or have worked in mental healthcare facilities ever.... I think we may have worked with the same client at some point.
NewspaperNelson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for keeping us focused on the important things in life, SHIT_ON_MY_BALLS.
Dont_Touch_My_Anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still getting over your user name...
bobsil1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:18 on January 14, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1% world problems
uncleoce ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Truly, SHIT_ON_MY_BALLS.
ghost_victim ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username?
eyeoutthere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:54:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good try
bendyplywood ยท 635 points ยท Posted at 18:41:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares if you owned a car? Now John Voight there's a previous owner to be proud of.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:14:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The periodontist?
tha_dank ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THE John Voight?
renyah ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The actor?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:37:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*Jon Voight
FTFY
notsamuelljackson ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:39:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is this a reference from the show?
Dashtego ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:07:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It is, yes. George bought a Le Baron because the salesman told him Jon Voight used to own it. George went around bragging about it but there was a good deal of skepticism. One thing led to another and yadda yadda yadda it turns out a
dentistperiodontist named John Voight owned the thing, not the actor.EDIT: It's Jon and John - the distinctions are important!
estrangedeskimo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:19:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny story I learned from the Seinfeld DVD commentary: one of the writers (one of the ones who joined in a later season, but can't remember which one) actually bought a car that he was told used to belong to Jon Voight, and that's where the idea came from. Everything that happens to George's Le Baron happened to that car, from the way he bought it to it spontaneously combusting on the road.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:43:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A Le Baron? I thought he was going to go for the Volvo?
Dashtego ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:37:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the Le Baron was good enough for Mr. Jon Voight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is this not the most upvoted comment in the whole damned thread?! Perfect.
DeuceSevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or his pencil.
DeuceSevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And it's Jon.
djfraggle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about Jon Voight?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He probably just spelled his own name wrong. I know sometimes I spell my name with a 'G'...and an 'I'
bongwaterblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite comment in the whole AMA.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:32:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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boy_genius ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:08:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
47 Porsches
Sherlock--Holmes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:17:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as many as he wants
themeatbridge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the cars. The car you drive is just the one that Jerry let's you drive around.
He wishes you'd take better care of it.
RufusSaysMeow ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:51:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently, you CAN have too many Porsches. Who knew?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:01:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everybody's talkin' at me
I can't hear a word they're sayin'
Just drivin' around in Seinfeld's car
nicholt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, do you have an Acura NSX yet? I remember you were in the commercial for it a while back and they are supposed to be coming out soon.
trexmoflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did that car also happen to belong to Jon Voight - he's missing a pencil. If it's in the glove box, could you please return it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jlee1811 has found Ma and Pa, quick boys theyre selling Jerry's old cars at a local Garage sale in Houston, Lets roll.
iwidiwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have some of your money then? You have WAY too much of that same stuff.
lecart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He still has two kidneys :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I hate when my Porsches look too similar to each other...
kylexf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance we'll ever see you on an episode of Top Gear? (The real, UK version)
smw2102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the same way. I just kicked a pair of shoes out of my closet for this same reason.
dabMasterYoda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then shouldn't you be an aficionado of literally any other car brand other than Porsche?
darkd3vilknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite comedian?
SubaruBirri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had the pleasure of (helping) shoot a 959S along with a few other S models for a magazine cover at sloan cars in CT, Brett is an awesome dude. There were rumors that you may stop in there once in a while and it made me giddy like a school girl. Thanks for that :)
Hamburger212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
john voight's car, Jerry!
waffle299 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This conversation was very strange until I remembered I had XKCD Substitutions on. Having a garage full of cats was an aspect of success I had hitherto overlooked.
allanb49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard John voight owned it
Bamres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So was it just a rumour that you bough a Boxter in a bunch of different colours?
nattyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you own a 356 Speedster? I'd do terrible things to drive one.
frponkus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure it didn't have to do with the smell you couldn't get out?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did it have a funny smell?
da_friendly_viking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it formerly Jon Voight's car?
Dduckster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL jerry was a racecar driver
mints_junior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like it was owned by a Gerri Seinfeld..
matssundin1392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, small world. I once owned a car that had been owned by a celebrity. A Chrysler LeBaron owned by none other than Mr. Jon Voight
CookieMonsterFL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To me the most jealously driven car an celebrity has owned has got to be your "Le Mans" 917k. What a beautiful car, and to see it owned by a fantastic comedian and car nut is all the better.
jmumper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Says here it was owned by Jon Voight
jrhii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is that bucket looking thing rear of the engine for?
nspusmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I also bought a car that I was told was previously owned by Jerry Seinfeld. This was a 92 white BMW 3 series. It was still early in the shows running when that claim was made. I always wondered if it was true
Siwix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gerry WITH A G
thanebot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you own something like 200 pairs of plain white sneakers?
If that's not too much of the same thing, I'm a two-dicked Ginger midget.
qounqer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You own a collection of Porsches
candidcio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Owning two cars would be having "too much of the same thing" to me.
CherryRedSixtySeven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Porsche lover, you really need to check out the Singer 911.
JestersHat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guess Jerry isn't a rice man...
instant_potatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that plastic box... a trunk?
j_arena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stunning... I'm not sure I would have kicked it out of bed for the 907...
brentviareddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard it was owned by John Voight.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in your voice and it's brilliantly uppity but hilariously funny at the same time - tongue in cheek I guess. I hope that was your intent :)
mercedes_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen a number of your cars and you have a pretty remarkable collection.
Big fan - cheers!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's with the us mail looking tub in the back of that Porsche for??
jrjsjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you leave a chewed on pen in the glove box when you sold it?
TallestSkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs the Jon Voight car for real!
justinqueso99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you buy it from Jon Voight?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy cow, not only a beautiful Porsche, but one owned by Jerry Seinfeld!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:29:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He found your pencil in the glove compartment
Slapchop57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:59:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was owned by Jerry Seinfeld the dentist.
honky_cateau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Says the guy who has ten different Boxsters in every color.
antdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:21 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should had signed it!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most beautiful car you own now?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the matter, couldn't afford the 917 short tail in gulf colors?
Oh that's right, nobody can.
CookieMonsterFL ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:55:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awkward, cause he does.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That seems like a reputable source.
They used nothing but Lola chassis with mock bodywork on them for that movie. There might be a few scenes with the real thing, but almost all of that movie was with car doubles.
CookieMonsterFL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmmmm. 5th paragraph. Will that do?
DrTBag ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did it have any annoying little problems. The sort that you could easily miss, but once you've notice them, drive you mad?
nitroxious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
doesnt like to have too much of the same thing
"collects porches"
k12g3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:24:49 on January 18, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the title says Gerry Seinfeld!
RHallman321 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a huge fan and have been for years now! But I hate u soooo badly right at this moment, being a fellow car man! To say I'm green with envy would be an understatement! I'd kill for just one of the hundred amazing cars you own! Bravo on spending your money on beautiful cars, though! But I still temporarily hate you! Hahaha! Got any cars you feel like giving away!? My mom is dying of cancer if sympathy points will help your decision! I'm not picky, as long as it can do 200mph+! Lol! Thank you for the years of entertainment! Actually, when my mom was going through chemotherapy the first time years ago, we used to sit down together and watch Seinfeld every night as we ate dinner. I can honestly say that you definitely helped my mom when going through her first bout of chemotherapy! I've never heard my mom laugh so hard as when she used to watch your show! So, from the bottom of my heart, I really, truly do thank you for that! Your show brought more happiness to people than you may realize!
CosciAg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:24:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the coolest responses of the AMA. Fellow tine resident here , garage where you at?
[deleted] ยท 165 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have the Jerry Seinfeld car?
AmishAvenger ยท 740 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was actually Gerry Seinfeld's.
cadencehz ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 18:27:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or Gerri
nmb1993 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His name is actually "Larry" now.
Are_you_a_motorboat ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:30:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to dental school with him.
KaptainMurrica ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gehri Tsinepheld.
tha_dank ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:34:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit Larry.
MrZulog ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:58:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was actually John Voits car the dentist's car.
farhadJuve ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:44:34 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh god, I almost woke everyone at home. thank you!
dannyalleyway ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:31:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I spell it with a G! AND AN I!
BirdfaceKillah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The periodontist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*Geri Seinfeld.
TheGreatJatsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gerri*
wilyo70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shut up Larry.
equeco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
gerry steinfeld you mean?
mchiasson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot the "i". Gerri. With a G. AND AN I!
JBWino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It belonged to Jon Voight, the dentist
majorbark ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL perfect
str8ridah ยท 306 points ยท Posted at 18:16:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
U gotta check to see if there's a pencil in the glove box with bite marks.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:23:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least it's not the B.O-filled BMW.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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inhalien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like a punch in the face.
MyNikesAreBlue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:58:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's only smellz
MyOpus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was a SAAB wasn't it?
i_lick_telephones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely Jon Voight's car.
RachelRTR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody get Tim Whatley.
Brian_is_trilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld's van
samofny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It beats the Jon Voight car.
OdoyleStillRules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was previously owned by Jon Voight.
Ro0ster_Cogburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was probably Jery Seinfeld's
HeliBif ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:27:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet they spelled his name with a G! ... And an I!!
cappa16 ยท 662 points ยท Posted at 18:17:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hate to break it to you but that's not Jerry's Porsche. It's John Voight's.
jpr281 ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 18:39:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be Jon Voight the periodontist.
Stevie_Rave_On ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The dentist?
3literz3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:45:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John Voit
Tarantulasagna ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:24:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John Voltorb
invalid_usr ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:47:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The periodontist!?
Captainobvvious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't the actor spell his name Jon?
cappa16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya he does but in the show the dentist spells it with an H.
Captainobvvious ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:27:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know :)
I was doing a bit
cappa16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My bad! A bunch of jabronies don't know it's from the show and are linking me to seinfeld's answer that he did own it lol.
Captainobvvious ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pfft those phonies! I know my Seinfeld
the_slunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:37:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Besides Jon Voight's a biter. Nothing to be proud of there. The man's one step removed from cannibal.
Jazz-Cigarettes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John Voight, the periodontist? I went to dental school with him!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But doesn't Jon Voight spell his name with no "h"?
cappa16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he just spelled it wrong...
I_MAKE_USERNAMES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:49 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G... And an I!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't it John Voigt?
I never know...
Kancer86 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Vqd0sBw44
swoopgrasp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're gonna need the teeth marks on a pencil to prove it...
cappa16 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpdjgRlTX1qza49co1_500.png
Ruddiver ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:40:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want you to know that I got the joke, that you spelled it John instead of Jon. if you didnt do it on purpose, it is still funny.
MrMickus ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if woosh or if you're just wrong.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jon.
cappa16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:07:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:11:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh, so we are talking about the sprinter?
cappa16 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:20:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The periodontist.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
make more sense.
Vanryker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:56:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
....and there was a pencil in the glove compartment with bitemarks, but it was owned by (G)erry Seinfeld the othodontist.
SIThereAndThere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jay leno?
losjoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
driver's source?
jlee1811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, that is where it was.
thatcreepydude1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check to see if Kramers gloves are still in the glove compartment!
TheJasonW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have some pictures of that car myself. Did you get a chance to go into "the vault" while at DriverSource? Amazing stuff in there!
jlee1811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No I didn't get to. I went about a year ago and I think they were doing some renovations to it, so they weren't letting anyone in. I need to go back.
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that is a HOT CAR. Would drive naked.
fidgetycrumpets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where in Houston is this? I'd love to check it out.
da_friendly_viking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe, it was also formerly Jon Voight's car.
K3R3G3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The first photo made me say 'Holy Hell.'
ilovedonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
where is this?
Supey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda off topic but was that garage off of Alcott Dr?
Nugget_Brain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this a public thing? My husband would be thrilled if I could surprise him and take him there!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, I'm not even a car person but if batman owned that car, he would be purposely taking the scenic route to crime scenes.
iamthegodofbigboobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please be my secret santa :-/
melancholy_cojack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hhhnnnnggggg. Hey, Jerry, feel like giving me one of those if you ever get bored of it?
Chulsoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have the address to that garage sale?
jimminy_jilickers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Nah, that was owned by Gerri Seinfeld. Easy mistake to make.
Ravelair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy fuck, rich people.
fuzzyyoji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Splooosh
kvachon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy hell, that is the 1st porsche I've ever seen that didnt look like a "Porsche". Its amazingly beautiful.
Niggga_Wtf_Is_JUICE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
god this car makes my nuts wet
LunaticHeart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, that car belonged to Jon Voight. Sorry.
msbabc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John. With an 'H'.
PurpleSfinx ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 08:46:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, Jerry Seinfeld the dentist.
Cyanide03 ยท 352 points ยท Posted at 18:01:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Patrick Warburton as stern as he sounds on TV?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 672 points ยท Posted at 19:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no. Patrick is one of the silliest, funniest, most entertaining people I ever had the privilege of working with. He's the most difficult actor to work with in Bee movie, because every time he would come in to read, I would end up lying on the floor weeping with laughter.
steelycrayon ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 19:23:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get him on CCC!
Prem1x ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:56:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bump for this and anything that leads to more The Venture Bros exposure :)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:42:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the fur coat
pheeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All signs point to YES!
molrobocop ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:02:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhat related, were you as disappointed as I was that the live action version of The Tick was cancelled? I was very sad.
dettawalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched the pilot on netflix. Patrick was funny. I couldn't stand anyone else. Is it worth continuing? It was rough just getting through.
molrobocop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, give it a shot. There aren't many episodes. At least 2 more. It gets better, then it got cancelled.
I_Fuck_Giraffes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to watch it when it aired. Changing dates, changing times, who knows when or where you can actually see it? Maybe eleven fifteen pm after the ball game, maybe they'll bump it for two weeks, maybe you expect it but instead get double helping of that Eighties Show. Who can say?
molrobocop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:08:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same bullshit w/ Firefly. Good old fox. "If you're not The Simpsons, fuck you."
PeabodyJFranklin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:41:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome to hear about him. I've been a fan of his since hearing his work in Venture Brothers, and this adds a new element of awesomeness. Thank you, sir!
I've enjoyed your work too, since picking up a copy of SeinLanguage many years ago. Never really got hooked on the TV show however.
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:17:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then you need to. Power through the first season, and it will be worth it! Knowing the characters is what makes the show really start to shine. Funniest show in TV history, in this schmuck's opinion.
HI_Handbasket ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He delivered my favorite way of describing marriage, in the unique delivery of his:
"Marriage is about compromise. For instance, my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised, and got a cat."
HardCorwen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get him on CiCGC!
ZPTs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:17:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High five.
RedditFact-Checker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any string you could pull to get The Woman Chaser re-released? Please?
Cyanide03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the response!
NDaveT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And that out of context quote is going in People magazine.
5Hit_Combo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Warburton happens to be one of my favorite voice actors. His voice really lends itself for animation.
cardiacfactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:27:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Movie is great. One of a handful of movies I can enjoy over and over. So well done on so many levels.
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:26 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kronk is the only part that will ever be better than Puddy in my book.
killm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Partick Warburton is very good in Rules of Engagement also.
parabola01 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He had an interview with Chris Hardwick at Nerdist Podcast. He seems like a super nice guy, and he's a ridiculously huge Pearl Jam fanatic.
FKRMunkiBoi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, he's one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/743c7cd5a7/rollercoaster-safety-with-patrick-warburton
Funniest Guy Ever!
yahoo12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All signs point to YES!
magmabrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't imagine Patrick Warburton ever being 'stern' The guy plays The Tick.
TheMisterFlux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always thought of him as Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove.
SigmaStigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or Brock in The Venture Bros.
almondchicken81 ยท 545 points ยท Posted at 18:02:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How happy were you with the Seinfeld Finale? In hindsight would you have changed anything?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1046 points ยท Posted at 19:12:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was happy with the Seinfeld finale because we didn't want to do another episode as much as we wanted to have everybody come back to the show we had so much fun with. It was a way to thank all of the people who worked on the show over the years that we thought made the show work. I don't believe in trying to change the past but I'm very happy with it.
CheeseburgerLocker ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 19:26:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For what it's worth Jerry, I thought the ending was great. Having so many minor and major characters show up and do their thing was a fantastic way to bring everyone 'round and show thanks. A+ WOULD WATCH AGAIN
2010_12_24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:02:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't think it was all that great, in fact I felt pretty let down. I thought it was just phoned in.
But now that I realize it was more of a, "yeah, we're just kinda doing this for us" thing, and as a tribute to all the smaller players who made the show great over the span of the show, I get it now. Well done.
Microfuzz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:50:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I keep upvoting Jerry thinking he's going to appreciate it...
insufficient_funds ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:14:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought "In ten years when they get out of jail, we'll see another special episode..." of course, that didn't happen. but it could have, and it would have been even more spectacular than anyone could have imagined.
RuleNine ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:26:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Did you see the "reunion episode" on Curb Your Enthusiasm? It's not a complete, polished episode, but you get enough bits here and there to cobble together a whole storyline in your mind. It's very funny, and for me (together with the the Curb episodes about it) it was a more satisfying finale than the actual finale.
tunnel-snakes-rule ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:41:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was very clever. There's no way they could do a straight reunion episode and have it live up to the hype. So we got the best of both worlds, seeing a reunion both in front of camera and "behind the scenes".
Honesty some of the best parts of those episodes are just seeing Jerry and Larry genuinely laugh at each other's jokes.
Fuck_Your_Mouth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:53:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plus we got this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sUAwzazNc4
tunnel-snakes-rule ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:11 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my favourite scene involving Jerry on the show. I love his reaction... also Larry's incredibly pissed off expression the whole time.
"Oh yeah this is great, will you finish the fucking joke already!"
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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beginnersfalafel ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 20:00:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh wow dude.
RuleNine ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:28:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry David's main post-Seinfeld project. It explores the excruciating minutia that comes with being Larry David (it's basically like examining George's life under a microscope).
dan1101 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:36:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even though George is largely based on Larry, on Curb Your Enthusiasm I think Larry is the reasonable one and everyone else is unreasonably angry.
croquetica ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:05:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I envy the ride you are about to take.
vapingkiwi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have no idea what you've been missing!
noisydesktop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
indeed you will. it's probably my favorite sitcom post Seinfeld (along with Arrested Development, Peep Show, and Always Sunny...)
HarlemJazz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ummmmmmm wut
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The entire season is a Seinfeld reunion, and it's fantastic. My two favourite shows working together.. it doesn't get any better.
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:23:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They were only sentenced to 1 year.
insufficient_funds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damnit... figures i'd remember it wrong.. either way.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:53:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you'd like to see what happened to Jerry in jail, watch this.
For the reunion, check out "Curb Your Enthusiasm", it's brilliant!
humblerodent ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:08:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the finale was great. People seemed to want it to be the best episode of the show, which is really unrealistic. What it was was a great wrap up. It held to the core themes of the show (absurd social norms ie the Good Samaritan Law), it brought back many memorable characters, and it ended with the same conversation that the pilot started with. I thought it was a very satisfying ending.
BKizzle77 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it hard to get all of those minor characters back together again for the Finale?
zafirk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i thought the seinfeld finale was the best finale for any show. might be my favorite episode. it went against every convention for what a finale is "supposed" to be like
emrau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have this taped on VHS! I'm using it like a time capsule, going to watch it on new year's eve 2020 or something and see how ridiculous the commercials are.
AmericanWasted ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:57:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
someone on reddit recently posted their opinion on how Seinfeld should have ended and I wonder if you would get a kick out of it. basically the last episode of Seinfeld would be the first episode of Jerry and the pilot episode of Seinfeld would serve as the starting point of a looping ourobouros where the show never ended.
lespaul210 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching the finale when it first aired, and then thinking, "ok, they'll be back in a year to do some sort of Get Out Of Jail" special, seeing as how that's what your sentence was. But nope, you just had to keep me wanting more!
grizzburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, knowing this I think actually makes my opinion of that episode better than it was. It makes so much sense now.
cocksparrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved this answer. Finale was a thank you to those who made it fun; do what makes you happy, never stray.
led_head1991 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ending was amazing! The show starts on a button and ends on a button.
JustWinPYLE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This episode is easily in my top ten favorites because of how gently and in good humor it ends the show. To what extent did the end of Seinfeld effect your daily life?
D8-42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ending was fantastic, I liked how it was sort of like a clipshow but in a totally new and different way and it was so great to see all those character's after wondering what happened to them, it also made me realise how incredibly self-centered the group could be which I think is harder in the other episodes because they're so well made that they feel like people you actually know.
And the final discussion just made it come full circle in a perfect way.
oliviamunnslftnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was a young boy; I cried when I saw you go to jail.
deadlysyntax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The CYE / Seinfeld combo was beautiful
Jeromesindahouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never thought about that- thanking the supporting and onetime characters. That's genius. Great respect.
I always felt the show was awesome because of how impactful the characters outside of the core 4 were.
Frank episodes are my favs. The hand model one (sorry puffy shirt) has several fantastic scenes: in the restaurant when Frank (silver dollar collection/bad slight of hand/waiter sees me) and Estelle (civil service test) have two completely different convos and George's jello (have the jello on the side!), to name two.
4CatDoc ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The final episode ruined my opinion of the entire show. I felt contempt for us, the audience. "You loved us being terrible human beings, so here's the shittiest montage/reunion we could come up with and still put our names on it with a straight face."
I can't watch "Seinfeld" now, and I can't even specifically remember why that last one brings the bile up my throat, other than the premise was so impossible it broke my love. How bad do you have to be to break a fan's love (cough)Lucas(cough)?
I was not expecting the greatest hour of television ever, I was expecting a semi-reunion show, but the actual finale felt so wrong and different, like it was written by utterly different people. For a show with ridiculous premises, the finale was utterly impossible for me to take.
I'll take those downvotes proudly. Crap is crap.
HAL9000000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To me the true "finale" was the second to the last episode, "The Puerto Rican Day Parade." It is truly a great episode and much more allied with the typical Seinfeld episode, with all of the best characteristics of the best episodes.
-eDgAR- ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 19:31:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, thanks for doing this! Did you have a favorite sitcom when you were growing up?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 266 points ยท Posted at 19:42:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would say, when I heard that they were going to do a sitcom with a secret agent who was funny, that it was going to be a comedy secret agent TV show, and it was going to be called "Get Smart," the back of my head blew off. So that was really my favorite show when I was a kid. Also Laugh-In and Batman.
-eDgAR- ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! Thank you so much for answering, you are so awesome! Do you think you liked Get Smart so much because Mel Brooks was a writer?
the_pin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:37:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I always wanted to hop in the cone of silence with 86 and talk about how hot Barbara Feldon/99 was.
My dad made me watch this show when I was like 5 during the marathons they had on nick-at-night. It prepared me comedically to enjoy Seinfeld at a very young age.
A fine pick, one of my favorites as well.
zeebs758 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should have starred in the film version
greatapeloller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the event of you finding out about "Get Smart" coincide with the time you discovered Pop tarts?
Digitalabia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was Pop Tarts that make the back of your head blow off?
gigglestick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As an 80s kid growing up with Nick at Nite, those were some of my favorite shows too.
MrDNL ยท 2412 points ยท Posted at 18:02:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the Twitter accounts which imagine Seinfeld in modern times? Stuff like https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday and https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000, I mean.
whoisleway ยท 1156 points ยท Posted at 18:13:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I for one would love to see Kramer on twitter. His analysis of human behavior is amazing. Remember when he almost guessed George's password just by analyzing his character?!
On that note, the real Jerry twitter is also pretty cool!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1991 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know I should tweet more, but sometimes I just can't think of a tweet.
toilet_crusher ยท 2678 points ยท Posted at 18:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that doesn't stop most people.
[deleted] ยท 1253 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cough Jaden Smith cough
maraudersmap ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"If You Turned The State Of Alabama Into One Giant Farm, The Land Area Could Grow Enough Food To Support 10 billion People."
Such poet
ConfirmingBanana ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 18:50:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YOU MEAN HIS THEORY ABOUT IF MIRRORS AREN'T REAL, OUR EYES SIMPLY CANNOT BE REAL?
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:17:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um...what?
[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:25:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jaden Smith tweeted something to the effect of "If our eyes aren't real, how can mirrors be real?"
Or something like that. I don't know.
Edit: I apparently got it backwards. The actual tweet read "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 19:33:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes even less sense!
garbonzo607 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:43:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly.
CantUseApostrophes ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:49:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Personally, I think he meant something like, "Hypothetically, if eyes didn't exist, how could mirrors exist?" It's sort of similar to the philosophical question, "If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Jaden Smith Is Truly The Greatest Philosopher Of Our Era.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:49:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that is what he was going for. I agree. But it's pretty much the same as. "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around, does it still make a sound?" nothing new. Just Jaden's Highdea.
rejuven8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:32:33 on January 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The kid's young and discovering things for the first time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:39 on January 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The kid is stoned. Highdeas.
KhorneFlakeGhost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
That's depressing.
lasangnetime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After spending 30 minutes reading through this ama, your comment was the one that made me literally lol. Cheers
Forever_Awkward ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:16:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It makes every sense, you just have to see the world through his perspective. Squint really, really, really hard. And then squint harder. All of his stuff makes perfect sense if you do this hard enough.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So that's where that animation came from?
pandemonichyperblast ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jaden-smith-meme-4.jpg
lurking_bishop ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:04:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Jodon Smoth" just doesn't have the same ring to it :(
Forever_Awkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Slenderboy.
Jandklo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:16:08 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My sides' sides are in orbit.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:20:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If There Is No Music Can The Hills Still Be Alive?
TheVegetaMonologues ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now I'm just imagining the exasperated Jerry voice saying, "How can mirrors be real, if our eyes aren't real?! What's up with that?!"
Obradbrad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most Trees Are Blue
Travkin2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:57:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's on you for following JADEN SMITH
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Travkin2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha sorry man. But what you said heavily implies you follow him. Go tar heels!
DinosaurEggSalad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK YOU, MOST TREES ARE BLUE!
New_World_Era ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something something mirrors and eyes not real
toomuchtodotoday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No time to tweet, dropping out.
clive892 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"How do you know WE aren't spiders? Have you EVER seen a spider smile?"
HerpJersey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am certain Jaden Smith thinks long and hard about his tweets.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a tweet about nothing!!!!!
thepensivepoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember my first beer.
fabulousprizes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is real life and we are his tv show
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How Can My Tweets Be Real If My Ideas Aren't Real
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Tweets Be Real If Our thoughts Aren't Real
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well Jaden Smith is a genius of our times so I doubt he never needs to think much about his tweets.
DoubleTrump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He thinks of tweets, he just doesn't think while tweeting.
howajambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TUH HUH HUT! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO CLEVER! THANK GOD FOR YOU TO GIVE AN INDIVIDUAL NAME TO AN EXTREMELY COMMON PHENOMENA! WE WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN
Njsamora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Our Coughs Be Real If Our Lungs Aren't Real
dquizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can he tweet if twitter isn't real?
BillMurrayismyFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you following Jaden Smith?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you munch on dick like they are PB&J sandwiches?
BillMurrayismyFather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:32:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uh because they're delicious.
Jumpin_Jack_Flash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Why does everyone always ask me if I ate a bad taco?" - Jaden Smith
TubsTheCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:29:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't seem so subtle on the Internet.
SovietBeach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you say about our god?
mattsprofile ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Our /r/onetruegod would like to have a word with you.
WorkoutProblems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you even following Jaden Smith to begin with...........
Brachial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well he's also 15. 15 year olds don't exactly have the best filter or thought process.
I just looked through his Twitter, who says, 'Get killed by the KKK' to a 15 year old? Jesus.
Smithereens1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another 15 year old.
Brachial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I checked the guys twitter after I posted that, you are correct. It was another 15 year old who was from Japan.
Decluv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/67D2NJU.jpg
TheRealMrWillis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:27:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH
Naggers123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you can't think of anything, just show your boobs or your penis in some underwear
atcoyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God. Talk about Bill Shatner... I'm still not convinced he is doing that all himself... I mean who has the time?
Flaeor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:13 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HAHAHA I couldn't read this without imagining someone with a twitter account called @toilet_crusher tweeting about him crushing toilets with human waste.
woopersucks ยท 1086 points ยท Posted at 18:28:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nudes are always an option.
TheCodeIsBosco ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His reaction
RodzillaPT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice nick. I could swear this was a throway.
TheCodeIsBosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:55:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No throwaway,just topical
RodzillaPT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I figured as I could see you have "older than a day" comments.
stanknutz1985 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:16:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Send Photo.
Micosilver ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:21:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's good naked, and there's bad naked.
HighPriestofShiloh ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It worked for Anthony Wiener.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:13:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry pls respond. Pls.
Youcanneverleave ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
;)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Neebat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably be too late to post it to /r/wtf, but then, most of that subreddit is reposts, so maybe I would anyway.
abbadon420 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:52:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never seen someone ask Jerry that before. I surely wouldn't.
the_ouskull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld dong pics. THERE'S your gold, Jerry...
RodzillaPT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get out of here Nuno Markl. (Portuguese will understand)
Chupakkabra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:31:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good nude or bad nude?
thet1m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on June 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your comment and username are wonderful.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That could have been a tweet right there!
justaskin1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NEWMAN!
SockMonkeh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you could have tweeted that.
Rectumwarts00 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
stop by jaden smith's twitter for inspiration
mcsweats ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That comment would be considered an extremely successful tweet from you.
joninco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a lot of pressure being a famous comedian on twitter? Do you feel the need to make sure what you post is funny?
dudernonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you finished all that gum yet?
DarkNipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most people don't, they just blabber random stuff.
GooLuster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That right there would be better than most twitter posts today.
freakboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Annnnnnd cut!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You strike me as the kind of person who needs more than 140 characters to get an idea out. It's why I always liked your stand-up. More than just quick punchlines but full-on analysis of the little absurdities of life.
LatinHoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's a novel concept: you should tweet about nothing!
LeftLane4PassingOnly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You can come up with a TV show about nothing but can't come up with something interesting to tweet. That pretty much sums up social media to me.
ChernobylSlim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think even mundane tweets from you would be interesting. "Wow, Jerry Seinfeld eats lucky charms for breakfast. Neat!" Never underestimate the public's interest in the everyday activities of celebrities.
reticulated_python ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that's good! I'd rather see good tweets every now and then than crappy tweets all the time.
NotAReal_Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with tweets? I mean, its not like you're a bird. (I suck at funny)
Garizondyly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stream of consciousness is usually acceptable.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a semi pro comic, and I use it as a writing exercise.
IHaveNeverLeftUtah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I prefer this. Quality over quantity. One of the main reasons Bill Watterson called it quits. No one needs a never ending lasagna gag.
DoinItDirty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard in a recent comedy roundtable, you said people show up to see a bit, an act, as opposed to some of the other comics who said they constantly do new material. For being in an era in which comedians are constantly Tweeting jokes, do you think your outlook on comedy affects this?
Also, Ricky Gervais just seemed a little out of sorts in that roundtable, did you view him that way or was it just perception? Thanks for the AMA!
GWAPES07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you called anybody with crazy hair "Kramer"?
famousblinkadam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Tweet right there.
Goose_Dies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This should be your daily tweet.
kieko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You had a long running show about nothing. I'm sure you could do the same in 140 characters!
grizzburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Carl Reiner occasionally tweets the fact that he is struggling to come up with a tweet.
skyman724 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But Jerry, How Can Our Tweets Be Real If Our Thoughts Aren't Real?
hates_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should get Snapchat
friendshabitsfamily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should tweet that.
8_Hearty_Ropes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you tweeted me once. that was cool.
jpGrind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could have the Twitter about nothing.
skeptoid79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What you just said, right there, is more interesting than most people's actual tweets.
reagan2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are people you can hire to do that for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tweet about nothing.
FoxtrotBeta6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just throw a bunch of random hashtags related to current trends and you're set. A simple "yes" or "no" and you're golden.
JerkyChew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on, everybody poops.
rullz2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I apreciate this.
the_aura_of_justice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just tweet about nothing. It worked for a few years, as I recall.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should just make a JadenSmith@Seinfield account. Then you can just say crazy platitudes about the world, and if it's not funny it will just be another Jaden Smith meme.
theywontshutup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, big fan. Follow up question: would you say it's harder to come up with a genuinely funny tweet or a script?
rynosoft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. It's best not to force it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There, that's a tweet! It's a tweet about nothing.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's that everyone else should tweet much, much less and you actually tweet exactly the correct amount.
henrybear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should tweet about how there's nothing to tweet about. At least then you'll be tweeting.
Bijan641 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like a perfect tweet right there.
foreelyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You may just 'need a break from being funny'.
Rrleh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See? That's a tweet.
Everyone's gone to bed. I did this for you, Jerome.
TheJoePilato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No it's fine, don't force it. I only tweet when something good pops into my head that will fit the format.
This is good--I'm giving Jerry Seinfeld advice on comic delivery.
Borkz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats the thing about twitter Jerry. Its a website about nothing!
Just_for_boobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Based on analysis of your character, you are not a one word guy. You need a novel to explain yourself.
bootnish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That reminds me of the time that Jerry Seinfeld did an AMA. I wanted to interact with him, but I couldn't think of a question.
rustypete89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm watching the show right now.
You guys really talked like that off set, didn't you?
Sugreev2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you take Jaden Smith's cue and Tweet whatever comes to your mind ?
damnedliesstatistics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That just means you're too lazy to do your work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Twitter is just a waste of time to be honest. I appreciate it more when people genuinely take time to answer questions and or give their thoughts like you do in this AMA. So don't worry about not tweeting :)
Skribz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean you like to sound intelligent when you open your mouth? Weird
Mr_Muslim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's just called not doing your job Jerry
weblo_zapp_brannigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writer's block is just BS, pal. Get to working on the yuks.
It_does_get_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TWITTERS BLOCK IS BS!
TallestSkil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I greatly appreciate this as an answer. If more people would just sit back and be able to admit to themselves, โYou know, I just canโt think of anything,โ this world would be a better place. Weโd get more done and get less donโt.
CrossyFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writers block?
Armoogeddon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Isn't that...writers block?
boraxus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It must be writer's block
:D
Krobelux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tweeters block?
HeidiKlumsPoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:14:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some famous comedian recently said that writer's block is just an excuse.
PenisStuckInFanHelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should get into a twitter war with @SteveMartinToGo.
Chromedragon79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought writer's block was just an excuse for lazy people?
Ravigne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writers block?
Ravigne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writers block?
nss68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:16:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thisonehereone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
please refer to:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceiw0fo
BookMonger101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:29:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writers block?
dman45103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tweeter's block is bs
edsonmedina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:12:40 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Writer's block, perhaps?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I concur, tweeting is hard... My thoughts are more longwinded than Twitter is prepared to accommodate
manikfox ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:02:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I know I should tweet more, but sometimes I just can't think of a tweet." #Seinfeld
madmax_rock ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kramer probably came up with the original idea for twitter, they just stole it.
cumfarts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to see Kramer on worldstarhiphop
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2818 points ยท Posted at 18:27:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh this is a very painful subject. As you can probably imagine, over the 9 years of doing the show, Larry David and I sat through hundreds of ideas that people wanted to do on the show. And most of the ideas are not good. Which I saw Larry say the other day on some show, somebody asked him the same question and he said "I know you think it's funny, but it's really hard." The ideas that Larry and I would respond to, I don't even know, they just need to be very unique. It's just a lot harder than it seems to come up with. And particularly for that show, where we tried to do things that were unusual, and you had to go through a lot of ideas to find the ones you like.
MrDNL ยท 2520 points ยท Posted at 18:29:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
As a follow up, can you buy the Mets? Our owners suck and we need new ones.
Pherllerp ยท 831 points ยท Posted at 18:32:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What an awesome follow-up.
[deleted] ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SwearWords ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:02:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It needs to be asked.
SHORTYSPIZZABUS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:12:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE PENNANT!!!
delwinjones ยท -19 points ยท Posted at 18:41:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had sex with you're wife!
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:43:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want them to make him a permanent announcer. Gary, Keith, Ron, and Jerry? Sign me up
MrDNL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dream higher.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:48:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck it, let him play short.
NoisomeOne ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:11:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And bat cleanup behind Wright.
tbvoms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As long as it's along with the current guys and not instead of them cuz I need me some Keith
film_composer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:12:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, y'know, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, y'knowโฆ in broadcastingโฆ
Sybertron ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:43:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would make an interesting few episodes. Jerry somehow comes into the ownership of the Mets, has to face off with George in a series.
multile ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:14:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mets are fine, leave them alone.
-Not a phillies fan
javetter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:02:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For the love of god Jerry! Please!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thank you for the effort
atoms12123 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:58:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/NewYorkMets is leaking. We need all the Mets fan comedians to buy the team.
"Come on down to Citi Field, don't laugh at the team! Laugh with us! So what if we have Ruben Tejada as our starting shortstop?"
mutts93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed that we're leaking too, it's like seeing all your friends in some out of state bar.
BigE42984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or at group therapy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mets are rebuilding. Have some patience. Better than cheating the system by outspending everyone. No fun rooting for a team of overpaid mercenaries that still loses more often than not.
The NY team that really needs saving from its owner is the Knicks.
horus2979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Dan.
MrDNL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, I'm about $1.5 to $2 billion short.
PuckyMacpuckpants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And large french fries to go.
hansjens47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
getting straight down to business! i like!
animusbulldog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Buy the Yankees. Snickers with a knife and fork should be the only thing you sell.
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. What a change in subject
IReplyWithSeinfeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come right out and GREET the Mets!
GingerHero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greatest follow up question.
robbydb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PLEASE!
danhakimi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's a New Yorker. He hates the Mets.
staircar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please, please buy the Mets. Not all of it, just enough so the Wilpons aren't majority owners anymore.
MightyTrustKrusher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This may be the most important question in this AMA.
MattWatchesChalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For the love of God, please! The Wilpons are probably the second worst owners in all sports (Vincent Tan is making a run for the #1 spot, atm)
sneubs123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just so you know, I tried to give you gold for this, but it rejected my address. I will keep trying!! It is deserving.
MrDNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I appreciate it :)
Pre-Owned-Car ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh you, Dan
MisterScalawag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He certainly has the money.
aaron666nyc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just came back to check in- any progress toward this yet?
wherez_da_bacon ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no one curr bout jew york fatty
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well then everyone can go fuck themselves
scrabblydab ยท 335 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Larry's thoughts on @SeinfeldToday
thealmightybrush ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well they didn't exactly give him the best example
[deleted] ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
to be fair that's a shitty tweet, most others are better.
RiversBromo ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 20:18:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the best tweet was the one about George going Black Friday shopping with hopes to get trampled so he can sue, but everyone is nice to him.
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:56:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:19:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well sure it does because it's almost exactly the same as "a coffee table book about coffee tables." It's Kramer-ish because it's already been done.
scrabblydab ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he said "latest" not "lightest"
hardlytangerine ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:44:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God I am late, but whatever, - I agree. That was a poor example. I love the modern seinfeld tweets, mostly because they only give you a sort of vague idea of the episode, just enough to make it sound like an episode that could have happened. Many of them would probably not make good episodes, but when you read them in a sort of TL;DR format, they sound like what you'd imagine a modern seinfeld episode to be like.
awrf ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:25:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly - it's like you're reading the TV Guide blurb for a particular episode.
Fibonacci35813 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's pretty harsh - given that it's similar to the premise of some of the other episodes.
Jerry making out in Schindler's list / Elaine laughing at the opera, etc..
and Kramer's inventions were common.
Now, if he's commenting that 'it's been done' I agree; that and there's not much you can do with an app that makes apps - that's more of a ketchup and mustard in the same bottle, end of the episode kind of thing
jrr6415sun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They could have given more than one example?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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throwinken ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think Larry and Jerry are saying that ModernSeinfeld is "not funny", but that those ideas wouldn't make funny television episodes
Aqquila89 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Anyone can come up with an idea like that. But writing an episode around an idea and making it consistently funny - that's hard.
Strong__Belwas ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No it's just not very funny.
noisydesktop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
exactly. I think the thing is - it's a lot harder than just putting an idea like that out there. that may make a funny tweet, but it doesn't necessarily lead to a funny show.
existentialdude ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think they are upset that it took them weeks to come up with episode ideas, and these guys have a new one every other day.
AsaKurai ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:16:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I thought it had potential, it's almost like if it's not his idea, then it's not good enough.
noisydesktop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:18:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not true, they used lots of other people's ideas on Seinfeld.
AsaKurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like who?
noisydesktop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:46:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
other writers brought in lots of the ideas that were the source for their shows - an example Jerry mentioned in this AMA: "Festivus" was something one of their writers brought in ... I can't remember a lot of specifics at the moment but a while back I watched a lot of the extra features on the Seinfeld DVDs and this was not an isolated thing - a lot of the ideas/jokes in show originated with people other than Jerry & Larry. I think the big thing is they were the ones who decided if those ideas/jokes were good enough for the show ... personally I think the show itself is ample evidence that they have extremely good taste in knowing what a good idea for the show is.
AsaKurai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:10:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hmm I never knew that, thanks for sharing
Pandajuice22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I chuckled at the idea, but who am I to argue against the man himself lol.
MoistMartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uh you're the viewer? I get that there is more to the script of the show than 150 characters but I think him saying it isn't funny is him being kind of a dick about it. It just seems like he is offended that people enjoy it because it isn't "his" and he doesn't think anyone could do it as well as they did. It makes it look easy and it appears to make him mad.
That said I think those 150 character blurbs are pretty funny, totally sound like an episode they would make, and I personally believe someone could write a pretty damn funny script around them. Also it is an extremely popular page with tons of fans. I see it RT'd onto my TL every day.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At first I read the interview and thought "Larry David is a knob." But of course he's right. That tweet was very unfunny.
wm210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol I read the transcript first then played it on sound cloud and Larry sounded exactly like I pictured he would in my head
MoistMartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is unfair, and I know it is just his opinion, however it isn't up to him to say if something is funny or not. Those pages get thousands of RT's. Obviously people enjoy it.
tunnel-snakes-rule ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:09:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, I love Larry David.
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:20:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, him and Seinfeld seems bitter as fuck about a little gentle ribbing in the form of a twitter account. Lighten the fuck up? Jeez.
My opinion of them both has gone down, but they're still billionaires so it's not like they give a damn what I think.
srstone71 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was at that event
TheBigYello1isTheSun ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was his genuine response? Wow. He was kind of a dick.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:57:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's kind of a dick? You never watch Curb....
TheBigYello1isTheSun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:41:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well yes... A fictional show.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is but its just Larry David. The show doesn't even have a script.
archurro ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:06:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld2000 is a great satire/parody on those accounts like this concept of a "modern episode" of Seinfeld: https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/statuses/388373000237502464
gg4465a ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On that note, do you think that if it were made today, Seinfeld would be a pretty different show? Culture has changed a lot since the early 90s.
hihatfedora ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 18:40:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Add cell phones to Seinfeld, and most of the show doesn't work.
Wiggles767 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but it can open up a lot of other options, or put a different spin on existing ones.
CynicalPilot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Retroactively no, but if it was written in the time of cell phones, it would have scenarios just as funny.
Wiggles767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would probably be a very different show now, somewhat because of technology and cultural change.
But assuming we're doing a reboot using the same cast of characters... the biggest difference will be their age. The actors and the characters they play were in their mid 30s at the start of the show in 1989 - still growing in their careers and personal lives. If a deal to do a new show went through right now, it still probably wouldn't be on the air until 2015, and your characters are now late 50s, early 60s, approaching retirement.
Personally, I think that change could actually make things more interesting. The prospect of getting old doesn't get a whole lot of comedy treatment. But I'm not sure how most people would react to it.
BrokenInternets ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I went to one of your shows and you had them close the concession stand per your personal request. I had to watch you while I died of thirst because I was a few minutes late to the show. consesion stand nazi.
Velvet_Minotaur ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think he really understood the question. The Twitter accounts aren't about making anyone sit through pitches for show ideas -- it's just a funny exercise in how a sitcom like Seinfeld might have adapted to the modern era if it were still on the air.
fabulous_frolicker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:02:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you fully erect Jerry?
slaphapii ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:30:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't worry. It's painful for us too.
neurorgasm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, I'd never heard of these but they're terrible.
jebus01 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfield2000 is a parody of ModernSeinfield. They're doing a really good job trashing Modern Seinfield (the big one)
TheWorldIsAhead ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:32:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I always hated people saying Seinfeld was a show about nothing. It was pretty clearly about something. Mostly "where a comedian gets his material". And you could tell it took a lot of work to come up with every episode.
ArciemGrae ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, that joke is more appreciating the meta humor of George and Jerry's pitch for their show than it is a real claim that the show is truly about "nothing."
ruinah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
are there shows you wanted to do but Larry didn't?
tylerthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could imagine the process of going from a tweet to a full show with dialogue and shooting, isn't an easy process. And that made the original so popular.
eyeoutthere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Example: Shit My Dad Says
eatgreentrainmean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
to tell you the truth, the times when Seinfeld tries to be 'relevant' (i.e. english patient), it falls short for me
the best times are the timeless classic jokes, like airline peanuts, it could be 1970 or 2020, but airline peanuts will always be relevant.
d-cent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for such an honest answer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld,
You mention wading through loads of ideas for the "gems" - I can imagine that "weeding out" the undoable and unfunny things took a while.
My question is, how long would the average Seinfeld episode take to write? How much time would Mr. David and yourself have to spend on a typical episode, to get the plot, main bits, jokes, etc. sorted out?
Wasabicannon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of Seinfeld making an amazing come back as a netflix series? :D
mattkenefick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For as unusual as the ideas might have been, they were remarkably relatable.
Wiggles767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think some of the ideas are good at a high level. The problem of course is that you have to sit down and turn this idea into enough dialogue to fill 20 minutes, then repeat this process 20 times to put together the whole season.
In stand-up, it can take years before you're even capable of filling 40 minutes. With a TV show you have to fill 400 minutes. And you have to do it every year.
Having an idea that is funny at a high level is a lot different than having an idea that is funny and can be made into enough dialogue to fill time.
mysaadlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a completely different subject, how do you feel about working with Wale? What's the plan for the Album about nothing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something similar to this comes up in teaching quite a bit, " I know you think it is easy, but it is really hard." Probably somehow related to communicating. Thanks for the AMA I have really enjoyed it.
Just_Look_Around_You ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you. Those kinds of things (and why they don't pass the funny test to you guys) really highlights what makes Seinfeld and curb good. They don't rest on mindless cultural references for pointless laughs, but instead produce timeless comedy. Thanks guys, seriously
chichoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
T b
Scaryclouds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Words no guy wants to hear
butchin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you might consider being more open to what the show's fans think works well. Most people I know would agree that a special form of genius went into its creation, but in my humble opinion, true art should be open to interpretation.
BTW, I met your folks down in FL. My grandmother lives in the same community. Your dad is a very funny guy. We had a lot of fun one night when he jokingly took a run at my fiance. Needless to say we were both flattered.
JDCrowley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sure, that might be true for Twitter (I think Modern Seinfeld reads like pulling buzzword nouns and verbs out of a hat), but have you seen Seinfelt (http://seinfelt.tumblr.com)? It's postmodernist short stories built in the Seinfeld universe, with a greater complexity and interwoven plots.
csonny2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen don't appreciate this either.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything on the show could be solved with a cell phone call
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just wanted to say the modern seinfeld twitter account seems to me like it's more an affectionate parody of the show that gently pokes fun at its writing tropes than a repository of actual fan-ideas for episodes.
patricksonion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you get Larry David to do an AMA? Or at least tell him a fan says hi?!
slackmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
interesting, so you guys only really look at it as, "would this work as an episode" point of view, rather than a "this is a funny tweet" point of view? I guess being so close to the source material, it's hard to change viewpoints, but still, i think the goal of those tweets are very different from actually trying to come up with show ideas.
ApostropheD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of the time George tried to pitch ideas while you were on (I think the Tonight Show?) and they all kept calling him crazy during their interviews.
funnyfaceking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this an answer to the right question?
RinoQuez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I kind of hope the person who asked this was behind those twitter accounts, hoping to get the approval of Jerry. And that upon hearing Jerry's response, will now give up any attempt at comedy forever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The whole reason those twitter accounts are funny is because Jerry and Larry did the heavy lifting of creating the characters. It took years.
EverythingIsOverrate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
speaking of which, what do you think of seinfelt.tumblr.com?
fishlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the episode when the chef didn't wash his hands when leaving the bathroom. I mean maybe he figured if he washed his hands he would still touch the bathroom door handle so he'd have to wash them again in the kitchen so rather than wash twice he probably figured to to just wash them once after he gets to the kitchen. But when someone else is in the bathroom you really have to wash your hands no matter what.
sunshineplur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or better yet, Seinfelt
crealer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously after reading some of the tweets from this guy... Wow... Doesn't even compare to the show... This twitter account is a disgrace to the name!
JJ2K ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:02:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
@SeinfeldToday Jerry does an AMA on @reddit, rants about twitter parody accounts and promotes his new webseries [reply] [retweet] [expand]
philphan25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:22:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of the episode where George has a great idea for Cheers and LA Law when Jerry is on the Tonight Show.
yinkadoubledare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have this great idea for an episode of L.A. Law...
ihatepoople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a very reasoned answer which explains the difference between an amateur and a professional in life.
alexanderpas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good Guy Seinfeld:
Is asked a question on a very painful subject
Still answers the question.
Kaidenshiba ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well, have you ever thought about just taking it over from the current user? you do kind of have the power.
BeHereNow91 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What I love about Seinfeld is its painfully dry humor, and manufacturing that is not as easy as it seems.
wibblywobblytimey ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 18:05:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The contrast between the two of those could not be more significant.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 18:06:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you've followed the first one, and actually enjoy Seinfeld, you start to hate it after a couple weeks. At least that's how it's been for my friends... Follow the first for awhile then make the switch. Hilarious.
noshelter ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 18:21:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I didn't know @Seinfeld2000 existed. I looked at it for a couple minutes. It's full of dumb meme photos, bad spelling and constantly shitting on @SeinfeldToday for not being funny. I disagree and think @SeinfeldToday is usually hilarious. Picturing the episodes they pitch kills me.
edit: @Seinfeld2000 apparently parodies @SeinfeldToday. That makes it funnier, but I still don't understand the @SeinfeldToday hate.
edit edit: I'm fully on board with @Seinfeld2000 now, fuck @SeinfeldToday.
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:25:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What makes seinfeld2000 better for many Seinfeld fans I think is that it points out how easy and formulaic modernseinfeld is. Yes, they take time to bash the inferior one, but they deserve it... Modernseinfelds "writers" self promote and I think they believe they are comedians now.
noshelter ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:31:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to say they're not really comparable. They're both about Seinfeld, but @SeinfeldToday does just plot ideas. The @Seinfeld2000 is more ridiculous gonzo stuff, which is cool too, but I don't see why they need to be pitted against each other.
People that prefer @Seinfeld2000 probably also follow @WorkaholicBlake over @UncleBlazer.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:33:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because @seinfeld2000 is making fun of how easy and formulaic the other one is
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then you have Seinfelt, which does something altogether more creative and special:
http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/day/2013/12/27
noshelter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, yea, I didn't see how it was a lot of reactions to the other account originally. That makes it funnier and worth following both.. maybe.
I still don't agree with people that think @SeinfeldToday isn't funny.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I think the idea is funny, for a bit- but after awhile you or I can come up with just as good ideas. It is also annoying that the writers of that account now self promote.
noshelter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, I think lots of people could write good ones. I'm not aware of the creators being douches or anything, but if they are, that sucks. I just didn't develop any malice towards it like lots of people apparently have.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the "malice" is part of the joke. Obviously it would be easier to ignore modernseinfelds existence after it gets annoying... But the parody is so good that you kinda get swept up in the madness
wiredjazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They were comedians first...
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love @SeinfeldToday, but it's a twitter account. It's easier for something to be funny for 160 characters than for 23 minutes, and I'm guessing that not many of the situations would work in a real episode. Still, though, for what it is, it's hilarious!
OniTan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:16:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL. I love how everything is misspelled.
"Krame BERST into Jerys apt with such force that he slide across room & crash thru window Jery look down at Krame corpse JERY:Thats a shame"
Then it just goes to a dark place.
"They find elanes body in the forest"
FatAlbert ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like one song off the Arcade Fire new album that I can't find on YouTube. It's only played with this amazing video created by the Seinfeld2000 guy: http://vimeo.com/80158395
darthvolta ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld Today is lazy bullshit that either takes old Seinfeld episode ideas or the most generic ones you could think of and just adds something "modern" to them (iPads! Internet!).
I'm not trying to be a dick... but... really? Those pitches kill you?
Anyway, Seinfeld2000 exposes how unoriginal and formulaic the other account's tweets are. Honestly, once I read some of Seinfeld2000's tweets, the Seinfeld Today ones are laughable, and not in a good way.
Plus Seinfeld2000 has the hilarious foreigner/brain damaged character creating the tweets which just makes it better.
OniTan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to image it's Tommy Wiseau.
noshelter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honestly, now that I know it's a parody it makes more sense. I think following them both would be a good idea now. And no, not all of them kill me. Some aren't very good, like this one, and some are good like this one.
I haven't put this much thought into it before today, but yea, in general I would say it's a good account to follow. I guess because it's pretty popular there's backlash against it?. Is there a totally original, non-formulaic alternative? If there isn't an account doing it, then I guess I'll keep letting @SeinfeldToday give me a laugh a couple times a week and add @Seinfeld2000 to point out its silliness.
darthvolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess the problem I have is that they're essentially just taking ideas that are mildly amusing on their own and then piggy backing onto the well-known characters and comedy of Seinfeld.
Obviously, Seinfeld had plenty of concepts like that but they were able to pull it off in a very special way. This just seems like cheating, somehow.
But hey... they've got lots of followers, so more power to them.
noshelter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea, maybe my standards aren't very high. I was glad someone was writing about them period. In any event, I'm glad I know about @Seinfeld2000 now too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. SeinfeldToday is shit.
RugerRedhawk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I couldn't even interpret the second one...
asufundevils ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must not be a fun of /r/circlejerk.
noshelter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was for a while. Thats the type of humor that quickly gets old for me. Anyone can shit on things. I'll be honest, @Seinfeld2000 is a lot funnier now understanding it's a parody. I wasn't up on the meta-ness that was going on there. Still, the hate is unnecessary I think.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think seinfeld2000 IS actually jerry
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:43:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mp6521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No I'm pretty sure it's a guy who writes for Noisey. I won't give away his name though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i wasn't serious u know. that fact makes me like seinfeld2000 even less.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
@Seinfeld2000 just capitalizes on that "lel im so dum pls rt idk ur ugly" shit on Twitter that everyone thinks is so edgy and funny. @SeinfeldToday actually puts some thought into composing some great tweets.
darthvolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've got it all backwards.
wibblywobblytimey ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:08:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the first one once or twice, and just thinking "what's the deal with this twitter account?". Seinfeld 2000 is, on the other hand, actually hilarious.
Super_Fly_Ninja ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:27:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We have a clear winner here
occupykony ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld2000 owns. "What if Bary Sadam Huseine Obame give Al Jazeera America opening monaloge. OBAME: "You ever notice how Allah is the one true god?""
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:26:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You...have a very odd sense of humor, if thta's the case.
Skimmed 2000 and there's at least two about weed, and many that are just gramatically terrible, and too many pictures.
Meanwhile, every single one of SeinfeldToday's can be imagined as an actual episode and it works perfectly. It's not "lol wut if jery smoked a blunt". It actually comes up with good character-accurate ideas.
If you don't think this would be a hilarious episode of Seinfeld something is wrong with you.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:32:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bear in mind that Seinfeld2000 is a parody of SeinfeldToday.
occupykony ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:37:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get it.
asufundevils ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:47:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I think the point of Seinfeld2000 went entirely over your head.
TheTwigbird ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's satire
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then it's bad satire.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:18:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't understand it
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:38:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really that dense? It's a parody
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I know. They're both parodies. But one is a humorous parody that takes the characters personalities and things that likely would happen to them and blends it with the modern world. The other is "LOL WHAT IF JERRY GOT HIGH? LOL".
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:32:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No they both arent parodies. SeinfeldToday tries (poorly) to make up modern seinfeld episodes by adding twitter/cell phones/modern devices to the same situations that were in real episodes of seinfeld. Seinfeld2000 is a parody of that.
Pelleas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I particularly liked "Jerry learns he's not funny in text messages."
CaterpillarBoots ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That one in particular really resonated with me. Hahahahaโฆ it's also kinda meta. @SeinfeldToday is actually very well-written and this is coming from someone who believes that what the twitter population has to say is largely useless.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I admit I'm almost crying laughing at 2000. It's so absurdly terrible.
ShitGuysWeForgotDre ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:54:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of my favorites are the ones not even about Seinfeld:
Or,
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:00:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even. I just... I can barely breathe reading these. They're brilliant.
KUmitch ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:00:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
literally minutes after Breaking Bad ended, they tweeted "What if Breaking Bad still on TV?"
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm fairly certain 2000 is sort of like Dolan the Duck.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ericzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. @SeinfeldToday is the worst kind of generic, lazy and formulaic writing that Seinfeld tried so desperately to avoid. Seinfeld2000, on the other hand, is one of the best bits of absurdist comedy on the internet today.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. It's a shame most people don't understand that.
Sciar ยท 732 points ยท Posted at 18:20:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"George gets an OkCupid message from an ex who dumped & doesn't remember him. George goes on the date so HE can dump HER. She dumps him again"
These are pretty good I can actually picture entire episodes popping up out of these.
kaylie-draws ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 19:12:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Jerryโs Twitter's hacked. People like "Hacked Jerryโ better."
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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ju2tin ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:20:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
J: You're counter-dumping?
G: I'M COUNTER-DUMPING, JERRY!
x755x ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:35:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's so clear... I know exactly how he would say it. Surreal.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:35:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just imagen what if seinfeld on tv still today
prometheuspk ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 18:29:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's mix of The Comeback and The Pez Dispenser
Scaryclouds ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:21:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's too similar to other episodes. It's basically the same as the one where the guy rips George for eating too many shrimp. The twitter feed is funny, but ultimately it is more imitative than original. Which isn't really a knock, heck most people cant even get imitative right.
UrCreepyUncle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:03:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You're damn right it's me!!"
Sarusta ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't this almost happen in one of the earlier episodes? Something to do with ruining George's sweater due to cooking in a show.
pushingrocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:52:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOL at a guy getting an OkCupid message ever. Although Seinfeld kinna had those problems too
Sciar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:20:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do guys really not get messages? I mean I clearly never got anywhere near as many as most girls I knew but when I used that site I got plenty of messages...
A lot of those "So and so has rated you highly but is probably too scared to send you a message, you should message them instead!" things too.
dj_destroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really good*... but it might just be my lore for more.
pacman9269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it would work better as Elaine instead of George.
lappy482 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's even better when they have a quote from that episode with their tweet. They actually sound like proper dialogue from the show.
DrTBag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I suppose it's in character...but how would he would have to have one heck of a profile picture.
Sciar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or date a non bombshell girl who moves around enough she might forget a face.
Or enough time could pass that she forgets him or he looks different enough.
Maybe it was all the way back in highschool days when he had hair and wasn't so fat.
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think they are far too simple. anyone could come up with these premises. they're unoriginal and unfunny. It makes it seem like, "See how easy Seinfeld is to write!" If this guy's ideas were Seinfeld it wouldn't have made it past the 1st season.
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 22:26:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously? "George on okcupid" is so fucking stupid
Sciar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah seriously I think they could make that episode and be funny.
I mean if you really want summarize ACTUAL Seinfeld episodes in a sentence or two and see how dumb they sound and yet how funny they were.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry. Just can't picture an episode of Seinfeld where anyone is huddled over their phone. Especially for dating
Sciar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:31:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Websites are also accessible from computers
Rodents210 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:09:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mrbojenglz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of those are really good concepts. They should be made even if it's not with seinfeld.
someguyupnorth ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:26:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SeinfeldToday actually has some pretty good plot ideas.
Not bad!
rustypig ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:04:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/what-if-seinfeld-theme-song I cried with laughter
CR8ONAKKUH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you read Seinfeld 2000's tweets in the voice of Strong Bad, it's absolutely incredible.
Conan97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Actually those sound like great premises, it'd just be up to the writers to make it funny.
Edit: just as Jerry himself said, the more specific the situation or joke they put in, the less funny it is. The vaguer ones could have made hilarious episodes.
v0hooo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:15:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld2000 is kinda funny. I don't get the misspelling though
asufundevils ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's part of the humor.
esoterik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hay not everybudy went to Harverd
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's just supposed to be very surreal and anti-humor
saluja04 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:22:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! And it's not even that funny.
Fibonacci35813 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:24:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. The second one wasn't funny at all!
havesomewheatthins ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:35:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every tweet is misspelled, I think it's part of the humor
GROOVE0 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would have to assume English is not their first language.
snokyguy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wow the seinfeld2000 one sucks, but seinfeldtoday is very entertaining.
julzzrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What if Senfeld still on TV?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my God that second one is just so hard to look at it.
"Krame BERST into Jerys apt with such force that he slide across room & crash thru window
Jery look down at Krame corpse"
Wtf is this.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:20:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't understand. It's supposed to be completely absurd. It's making fun of seinfeldtoday
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:38:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH. Well fuck me I'm not necessarily the quickest person. Thank you!
WestonP ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:56:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
@SeinfeldToday is gold! @Seinfeld2000 seems to be full of terrible spelling and basically spam.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:38:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the joke. It's making fun of how shitty seinfeldtoday is. It's absurdist humor.
killerado ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No answer yet because he's likely reading and laughing his ass off.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:14:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
@SeinfeldStories is another one.
thedoorkeep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
@SeinfeldStories doesn't get enough attention as well
mrpoopistan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld wouldn't work today. 90% of their problems could be wiped off the board with a single text.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:37:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't get it. It's absurdist humour. It's making fun of seinfeldtoday
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:39:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It just adds to the weirdness of it. You're free to not get it, thats fine. Just know that there's a reason it has almost 30K followers. It's a really funny account. Here's an interview with the man behind it that may shed a little light. http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/09/20/seinfeld2000_interview_man_behind_twitter_account_on_seinfeldtoday_the_original.html
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:29:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright man, but you're missing out
bass_n_treble ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SeinfeldToday is all internet stuff. What about current events or trends? Does this person get out of the house much?
DanielTaylor ยท 1392 points ยท Posted at 17:56:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry, thank you for doing this AMA!
In the TV show Seinfeld, Jerry was about to get a deal with the NBC to start producing a show about "nothing", basically making this a selfreference to the very show the characters where in. I have never stopped wondering what similarities there might be between the creation process of "Seinfeld" and the creation process of "Jerry".
How did Seinfeld come to be? What obstacles did you face when pitching your idea of a show about "nothing"? Who supported you and who didn't?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2358 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it's the opposite of that.
maddabattacola ยท 2807 points ยท Posted at 18:27:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I'm always annoyed by people who describe Seinfeld as a show about nothing. Even in the later years when you guys strayed from the "how a comedian gets his material" formula, it was still about social faux pas and ridiculous social customs.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3129 points ยท Posted at 19:03:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FINALLY I have met someone that understands the show. Thank you for your rare and perceptive analysis.
[deleted] ยท 1243 points ยท Posted at 19:05:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get that shit tattooed, /u/maddabattacola.
EvanMacIan ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 23:07:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any argument /u/maddabattacola has about Seinfeld from now on can be ended by him going "Well JERRY SEINFELD said I understand the show, so..."
Oakroscoe ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:18:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well his opinion is now the good standard.
planet808 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:44:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
respect.
proverbialwhatever ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:44:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He/she'd also have to get a line inked underneath saying "this is me, guys, he was talking to me! For real!", which would not work as well.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:32:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta get everything from the question down to Jerry's praise. Whatta tatt!
RocketBloodhunter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:13:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A reddit thread tattoo? I wonder how much that would cost...
cesclaveria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:47:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it could be a QR Code, probably not a task for a tattoo artist but for a machine.
PJL612 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my upvote on your username alone
demafrost ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:36:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow is this Matt Abbatacola from the Score?
maddabattacola ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:07:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah. But doesn't it just roll off the tongue?
dotmmb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In a thread full of people getting complements from Jerry fucking Seinfeld about their observations, I'm just glad I got a reference that Jerry didn't.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:50:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hawk still calls broken bats Matt Abbatacolas.
danrh13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:39:11 on January 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another $72
[deleted] ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 19:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Jerry Seinfeld complimented me on "getting" Seinfeld, I would be so happy.
inexcess ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:25:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Idk I thought Jerry was being sarcastic..
danarchist ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:49:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He troubled to capitalize it, hasnt been anything but pleasant, I'd certify this a "high compliment" should i be granted such powders.
ajiav ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:38:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read it that way as well, but I could see it either way.
cesclaveria ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:49:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was really nice during the AMA and I'm guessing he knows sarcasm is usually lost when written so I'm leaning to the "actual compliment" option.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:15:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Jerry Seinfeld responded to me in any manner, I'd be so happy.
fairwayks ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem happy enough to me.
BloodyIron ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:54:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't tell if sarcastic or not.
Flope ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 08:20:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not
trombjorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sarcastic.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:39:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to let you know, Jerry, that I'm in awe of how wonderfully you're treating all of your fans in here.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:05:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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32OrtonEdge32dh ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:28:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NEWMAN
WE NEED TO COOK
waffleninja ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:47:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, it all makes sense. The money, lack of job, best friends with a postal carrier, the tweaking.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:35:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if he were a drug dealer he wouldn't have gotten all freaked out by that guy who did cocaine.
RocketBloodhunter ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:19:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The scene where Kramer chugs the beer while smoking the cigarette at the same time might be the best scene in sitcom history. EDIT: here we go
turtlesdontlie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:27:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wonder how many takes they had to do
uglybunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or he would DEFINITELY freak out having had lots of experience with coke heads...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he didn't like the competition. He knew all the signs.
Wombmate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:49:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't he based off of a real person? I think that's all there is to it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:12:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was just trying to get Jerry to respond.
levirules ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:05:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!"
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As Doug Walker has always said, Seinfeld isn't a show about nothing. It's a show about "the little things".
foofdawg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is clearly a show about "everything", or rather "every day life" that happens to all of us.
I think it's amazing how it captures those moments in life that we all have trouble explaining to others. Those times when you tell a story and think it's hilarious and someone else goes "So? You went to the coffee shop and they didn't have bagels ready. What's the big deal?" and you just know that it was a huge deal at the time FOR YOU.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This reminds me of this article about good fans vs. bad fans, and how good writers can appeal to both sides - contrasting depth with accessibility.
EnterTheCabbage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:40:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This being the first time in history a White Sox fan was accused of nuanced understanding.
gyiparrp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:12:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
None of which (faux pas, social customs) I had any inkling of until long after the show was in syndication. For that reason, I never found the show funny (excepting Kramer's physicality and surreal sense of rationality). To wit, I learned social customs and faux pas by watching the show.
flozzi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
reddit. the place to look for that sort of thing.
PrairieKid ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HEY! JERRY! HEEEEYYY! I UNDERSTAND IT TOO! I GET IT! ME TOO! ME TOO!
thek2kid ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:05:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now kiss.
mehatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention you get more substantive plot turns, real character insights, and irony out of 22 minutes of Seinfeld than you do from most movies. Core storytelling competency I think is the real backbone of the show. Not so unlike southpark in that regard.
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to admit that I got that premise and was not a fan of the show for that reason. I like your stand up but I thought the situations in the show were too far removed from my reality to be funny. I have no problem clearing up social misunderstandings. I don't let them drag on and on. But, again, I think you are a funny and interesting person.
MisterDonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, shit. That's amazing.
There was an absurd debate in another thread over whether or not the show was about nothing.
Imagine Jerry Seinfeld popping in to shut 'em down.
That would have been great.
ProfFrizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is more a show about "little things" than its about nothing.
sweet_p_86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was young when I began watching Seinfeld with my family. Nowadays, it's hard for me to discern between the topics on the show teaching me about social faux pas, or myself being born with similar peculiarities that have resulted in me being a delightfully fussy and argumentative human. So I either have a kindred spirit in Jerry, or he shaped me during my formative years. Either way, I still have trouble making friends, but the show will always be GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think all of the fans realize it's a show about everything. It's just stupid non fans that make media packages up and start every fluff piece on Seinfeld as "IT WAS THE SHOW ABOUT NOTHING.."
nationalmaverick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:42:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starting to think these "FINALLY" complement replies are actually Jerry taking the piss lol
newmansg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:57:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soooo sincere a compliment that it has to be sarcastic.
Beautiful stuff right here people. Beautiful.
mebutnotyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:53:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the show but the "nothing" part never made sense to me because it implied that there was nothing unusual about the sitcom setup. When in fact almost no one lives next door to a professional stand up comedian who is nationally famous and frequents Johnny Carson.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That Seinfeld was about nothing is an absurd notion, when you already had the Cosby show, which was as close to being "about nothing" as you can get. Some scenes were nothing more than Cosby making himself a sandwich. Seinfeld was never so self-referential.
It's as if people assert that, in order for a show to be about something, the protagonist has to have children. Seinfeld is probably the least "about nothing" and the most "about something" of all the sitcoms.
thenewyorkgod ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, Jerry already dished out a compliment on this topic.
thetreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can tell that you are sincere in this reply, but I also read this in your sarcastic voice and it makes it even better.
Hugo_5t1gl1tz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who grew up with Seinfeld, I was born in '87 and have watched every episode 20 times over, the best way I have come up to describe the show is:
If you want to watch a show on how to live your life, watch Andy Griffith.
If you want to watch a show on how not to live your life, watch Seinfeld.
Thanks for making me laugh so much through my childhood. the blood episode is by far the funniest single episode of any tv show I have ever watched.
dj_destroyer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:12:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course it's not a show about nothing; it's a show about everything.
chunkyarab ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:30:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think this guy puts it perfectly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ighs0QHK4Tg
Allways_Wrong ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:48:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it makes you feel any better we didn't miss that. I think we all understood that the show was about social faux pas and ridiculous social customs but were not able to express it so eloquently, so "the show about nothing" stuck. And it's pretty catchy. To me the show about nothing was in fact the show about everything, and most of everything is the little things.
I'm sure 99% of your viewers felt the same. It wasn't the show about working in a legal firm, or a hospital, or young people living in Beverly Hills. It was about nothing in particular.
By the way I have a really good question I've been dying to ask you for years but I won't think of it until next month. Can I ask you then?
camshell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:21:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Elsewhere in the AMA you explained how you deal with hecklers by kind of taking their side and trying to help them through their anger or whatever. Is this your way of dealing with people who are trying to impress you with their critical analysis of the show? Tell them exactly what they want to hear?
TurtleSmurph ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:34:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if this is sarcasm at the over-analysis of his show?
refOree177 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I were you, Jerry, which I'm one of about 3.6 million men who would love to be you, I'd give that man Reddit Gold. You have a spare $4 lying around in a pocket, somewhere, in a pants that you haven't worn in years...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Billion*
refOree177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My apologies, good sir /u/Behindtheline !
smokebreak ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
+/u/fedoratipbot 10 kilosagans verify
refOree177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ehhhhh... what the hell?
wampa-stompa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:57:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I say, are you daft, good Sir? He is simply invoking an automaton.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 19:05:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In today's parlance, understanding the show is a non-optional social convention.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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yourmansconnect ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aka Curb Your Enthusiasm
Sherlock--Holmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is how I always understood it - it didn't have a common theme from show-to-show as most sitcoms usually do. Each episode was a complete island unto itself. So the theme was "nothing" in essence.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:58:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you an analysist for ESpN Chicago?
ledzep38 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should't you be working with Boers and Bernstein right now?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You impressed Seinfeld and you listen to the Score. We should hang out.
booomerang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:42:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but a show about nothing is really unique. when you think about it all comedy shows are about nothing, but it's in the background. like friends is a show about a group of friends but really it's not about anything, yet seinfeld puts nothing in the foreground as something to be proud of and be interested in so in a way it's about more than any other sitcom ever
peon2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:03:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember in my AP lit class in high school my teacher went on and on about how Seinfeld was a show all about existentialism and nothingness and blah blah blah and I thought it was sort of bullshit. She had us read The Stranger by Albert Camus to show that the series finale (where they were on trial and previous characters testified about how they are inhumane) was taken/modeled after the end of that book where the same thing occurs.
jaydeekay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's only about "nothing" in the sense that it's not about any particular topic other than the daily goings-on of the people in the show. People describe it that way because it's the simplest way to describe a show that is primarily about 'meta' concepts, like social expectations in society.
BeefCentral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I just don't like the idea that any time there's a dinner invitation, there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it."
EffYourCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brilliant.
fashionandfunction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now you can die a happy man
Sardonislamir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was pretty young watching this and never made the connection and always felt calling it a show about nothing to be wrong but didn't know why. Thank you for fixing that.
magmabrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boomhauer: "justa show about nuthin"
jongbag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is very much the way I view Louie, as well.
TheMarkVIISunglasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have now reached the pinnacle of your life.
GIVE_GOLD_IM_POOR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Classic example is the Infamous Double Dip.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:42:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's more like a show about everything.
LadyLovelyLocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that when it came to Australia, the 'it's a show about nothing' was used in all of the promotional/advertising for it. Perhaps it was the same in other places.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's also about social shame, Curb is even more about that.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chicago fan, eh?
risto5010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone from the Chicagoland area, I love your username.
danrh13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:37:44 on January 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Score?
jWalkerFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But that's what they mean by "nothing". Just day-to-day, humdrum things. He and Larry David turned seemingly "nothing" into gut busting social commentary
PurpleSfinx ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 08:59:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree. It doesn't qualify as a show about nothing any more than any other sitcom. It actually has I think a stronger and more unique identity than most American comedies.
Jonerdak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:49:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fung is winning and winning is fung
[deleted] ยท 274 points ยท Posted at 18:28:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Ozlin ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 18:44:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, dude.
stolenlogic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/Woahdude
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything means nothing to me...
the_slunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:54:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA has more dudes than Wolf Of Wall St. has f-words.
I_am_the_Jukebox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was sort of my take on it. I saw "nothing" as the tiny details in life we never really pay attention to. A lot of times they're silly and nonsensical, but since they're ingrained at such a deep level they go entirely unnoticed. By making a show about nothing, you now free yourself to comment on everything.
heckyesgainesville ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a related note, one of my favorite bits.
Floptop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, I think it was because it didn't have "heart." It didn't try to get all cute and try to manipulate the viewers emotions. I would argue Friends was just as much about nothing, but they were ALWAYS trying to be cute and exhibit heart. Thus, they were considered a standard sitcom.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:40:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It might be better to say its about "nothing in particular" which is another way of saying its about everything.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:00:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Deep, man.
Captain_Coitus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How Can Everything Be Real If Nothing Isn't Real?
Moronoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this, very much this.
reagan2016 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's kind of deep.
boombotser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:35:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*deep
psychedelic_tortilla ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woah, that's some postmodern wisdom right there.
idofbatosai ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:59:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always felt the "show about nothing" came from the little moments where it felt too REAL to be a program with 20 minute story arc. Examples!
K: Are those shos comfortable? G: No, not really K: Oh, because they look comfortable G: Yeah, that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable
E: You ever spit on anyone rom up here J: No. E: Yeah, me neither. You ever think about it? J: (Nods) Yeah. E: Yeah, me too.
Stuff like that.
ocdscale ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, this is embarrassing. I grew up watching Seinfeld. I still watch it to this day and have gotten my wife hooked on it (it's her favorite show right now).
I've only just realized that that's why you have the standup bookends on the show. I've always thought it was just a way to put some standup content in the show.
DuDEwithAGuN ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. Was just reading someone describing the show as this. Interesting to know that was both of your intent as well.
killm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't some article in some newspaper describe your show as a show about nothing in the first couple of seasons?
zombiejeebus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As others have said, it really grinds my gears when people say they don't like it because it's a show about nothing. Every episode was a show about something... something that happens to everyone in their lives. Many times 3 or 4 things are happening. Just because the show didn't have a goofy theme (two single dads and a kid!) doesn't mean it's about nothing.
Andromeda321 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, thanks so much for explaining that. Now I get why there are so many standup beginning and ends to the earlier episodes!
jordood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So it's show about everything! And nothing! It's about emptiness.
asCii88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of course, a show about everything!
sc78258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So a sitcom about how a comedian extracts the 'com' part of 'sitcom'.
I don't know why, but that seems profound and hilariously meta. That's fantastic.
jenesaismoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a really surprising answer. Eye-opener, too. Thanks!
gdmfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard that part of the reason the show ended was because you felt like you'd done a joke about everything. Is this true? Can you elaborate?
scrotumz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ruined.
Covette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my family and i keep saying "oh just like...(seinfeld reference)...because that show is about EVERYTHING...and you run into those situations daily
Plutor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The show is really only "about nothing" as much as any sitcom is.
67and734eva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"It's a show about, nothing." "nothing?" "nothing!"
leroyjenkins69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i find this to be a profound answer
op135 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:44:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i don't see why more people don't get that. the show begins and ends with jerry's stand up routine that mentions something that happens in the show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was too young to really enjoy Seinfeld when it was airing in the 90s, and haven't watched too much of it now that I'm older. There was a period of time I was catching some episodes on TBS. I kind of got the feeling that the show was about how selfish people can be. Maybe that was unintentional, or I was seeing ghosts.
destroyermaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always reply it's a show about nothing important
DanielTaylor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:49:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for taking your time and answering my question. You're an incredible person and deserve a medal of awesomeness!
shoryukenist ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:42:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, so Seinfeld is about something?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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thek2kid ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you think it went?!
andthatswhyyoualways ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of those questions are answered in this piece. It's well worth a watch for any Seinfeld fan.
DanielTaylor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
I would still love to get a personal answer from Seinfeld, maybe with a little known story or anecdote :)
throwing_myself_away ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You did!! You lucky guy :)
StokeleyCarmichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was so oops good. Appreciate it!
stepae ยท 834 points ยท Posted at 18:05:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Larry David anything like he is on Curb Your Enthusiasm?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1635 points ยท Posted at 19:02:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have heard this question many times. And I find his character on Curb to be the most reasonable and logical person. And I've never understood why people think of him any other way. To me he is one of the most intelligent and perceptive people, and our minds are very synchronous. So I think he is very much like that character, maybe not as nice all the time.
[deleted] ยท 240 points ยท Posted at 19:10:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even when he tells that guy his son has a great penis?
oxencotten ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 19:49:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He took a risk.
cloudstaring ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:52:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, that link, "I took a risk", has stayed with me for years. I often think about it in social situations with people I don't know real well when the opportunity arises to say something dark or against social norms
[deleted] ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 19:52:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a compliment!
sifeliz ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 20:42:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck Hugh.
thebedshow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not talking about your wives tits am I?
rachface636 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I watch Curb my BF calls me out on doing this thing were I either say "I am totally on Larry's side" or "Larry is such an asshole". When he's right he's completely right but when he's wrong shit gets burned down.
FunkSlice ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:08:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Larry David is never wrong.
MJ420Rx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on now. Stealing flowers from a funeral sight. I love LD but he's about 60% right 40% wrong.
FunkSlice ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:21:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a funeral sight, it was a graveside memorial. And Larry couldn't buy flowers from the florist because of Funkhauser's defective $50, and there were like a hundred flowers at the memorial, I don't see why 2 out of the 100 is such a big deal.
MJ420Rx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:02:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow surprised that someone disagreed with me on this one. One of worst things LD has done imo. But I think that's what makes the show so great. The fact that all of LD's actions are at least understandable.
It_does_get_in ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:28:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this department store has thousands of CD's, I'll just take one.
FunkSlice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously a bad comparison.
It_does_get_in ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:08:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
obviously you think the flowers have become common property, Tragedy of the commons................
scumbagbanana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...................and then??
FunkSlice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Is that the porn baby?"
DaleCooper22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oy vey iz mir...
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:50:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCK hUGH
frescani ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought Larry's character in Curb was like.. the epitome of reason. He's like some pure Id just living his life and surrounded by a bunch of jerks who make him seem like the bad guy when really he's just very honest with himself.
CrystlBluePersuasion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:01 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I can't get into Curb, I get so annoyed at all of the other characters that Larry's humorous reasoning gets overshadowed. Personal failing I guess.
[deleted] ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 19:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This. Larry lives by logic in a world full of illogical people and crazy situations.
maxdecphoenix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:17:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"It's extra fabric!"
tzdrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same and everybody else is different.
WhirlingDervishes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:22:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'll give you a tour"
"eeeh that's okay. I don't do tours."
cadencehz ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:20:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You could see it in CCC when he was saying his wife was upset because he was drinking tea instead of coffee, that they weren't having coffee together. This was very Seinfeld/Curb. He was logical, I agree with him, sorry. Though I love the experience of having coffee like you.
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:35:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe not as nice all the time", that is fantastic.
lakerswiz ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:57:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's because Larry's character does and says everything that people think about doing in their heads but are either too scared or insecure to do or say themselves.
For example, when he finds a prostitute to be able to use the car pool lane to get to Dodger Stadium on time. That's probably something plenty of people have thought about and pondered - but no one is willing to do actually do it.
Larry does it.
Boredeidanmark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is perhaps my favorite answer of the thread. I love the fact that for you and him that manner of thinking is completely sensible and the way everyone else does things is crazy. Regardless of whether, in a particular instance, I think the character's behavior is absurd or the social custom is absurd, the character's confidence in their behavior/analysis is half the fun for me.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:09:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're saying he's less nice in real life than on the show?
alooshy142 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is music to my ears. The things I'd do to chill with Larry David for just 30 seconds. I don't care if he hated my guts, I'd just bask in his presence.
CPnieuws ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am 100% sure that he would hate your guts.
naanplussed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not if he gives a deep bow.
C0lMustard ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Larry?
alooshy142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cheers
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:52:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why? Is he a jerk?
gorthiv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:23:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For wanting to bask, I assume. You don't bask near Larry David.
cloudstaring ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:02:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was once in a pub in Sydney and someone walked in who looked exactly like Larry David... I mean, exactly. It was eerie, and it's not as if he's a common looking guy. Everyone in there just sort of stared, and the table over from us hummed the "dum, dum, dum" Curb theme.... the guy looked around, seemed uncomfortable, then walked out. To this day I still wonder if it was him because fuck it looked like him.... but what would he be doing in a hipster craft beer pub in Sydney??
ForeSkinAnd7YrsAgo ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:00:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how Larry is always trying to do the best possible thing and it has the worst possible consequences because, as I see it, he's in L.A. and is surrounded by the most depraved, ungracious people in the world and because he has his own opinions and notions about what people are supposed to be like he gets pushed out. I think he's making statements about the idiocy and counter-intuitive nature of the hive mind in L.A. and he does it beautifully.
swoopgrasp ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:50:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Larry David is even more cranky than his CYE character. AND I LOVE IT
stolenlogic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. I have found myself within a few "Larry David-esque" moments. I always agree with his logical takes on the subject at hand.
MVB1837 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:31:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a very analytical type, I always related with Larry's perspective on things in Curb. I always view him as "the good guy."
My roommate, who's a more intuitive "feeling" type, thinks Larry is insufferable in the show.
CWSwapigans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:23:40 on January 21, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I think my plane is crashing!"
"Can't talk now, cable guy is here."
jerim79 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:18:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Growing up I was accused of acting like George a lot which is an extension of Larry David's personality. I know others find it funny, but for me it was just logical but at the same time it is a sickness in a way. Being tormented by the smallest thing might be funny to others but it is torture to me.
jcwalker2001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:12:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Seinfeld just say that Curb Larry David is nicer than Real Larry David...? Oh man.
lady_elaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, it's everyone else in the show who are the assholes!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if this is true, but was George Costanza was supposed to be a personification of Larry?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George was based on Larry, yes. He mentions it on Curb and on some "making of feature," where they talk about Jason Alexander giving Larry pointers on playing George.
NZNewsboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The older I get the more I am finding myself becoming Larry from Curb. I'm not sure if this should bother me or excite me.
ZVAZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had this exact notion of how Larry David's show persona is a rock that arbitrary social conventions shipwreck on, but I always found he can't help but be involved and to commit the same social absurdities.... what is he going to do anyway? Leave it all?
donttayzondaymebro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:49:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found this interview very useful in learning more about Larry David. Ricky Gervais interviews him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWgVr545yNA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
lauraak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:28 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am always on Larry's side in CYE. It's everyone else who is an ass, not him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:09:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't really a question, but I've got to say I completely disagree with you. Most of the stuff he does in that show is logical, but he also comes across as extremely petty. If he (the fictional character) let things go once in a while, I think he'd be much better off.
IamHelga ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:57:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like I am constantly defending Larry in Crub to everyone. I think that there are those of us who get it, and those that don't.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think others have described it as Larry except mostly the way he thinks while rarely acting out exactly that way
polloyumyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet he says that is Larry David exactly how he is in real life. That's how he is in the episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee too.
stevestloo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read somewhere that Larry on CYE is basically Larry IRL, minus compassion and social awareness, or something to that effect.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:11:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, Larry described it as the man he wish he was sometimes.
[deleted] ยท 497 points ยท Posted at 18:05:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1034 points ยท Posted at 18:40:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious to me, that somehow I am getting credit for making an X on a calendar with the Seinfeld productivity program. It's the dumbest non-idea that was not mine, but somehow I'm getting credit for it.
[deleted] ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 18:50:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just like the umbrella twirl.
hahafunnyname ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The umbrella twirl was Jerry's idea! Don't listen to what Teddy Paddilac is saying!
rebop ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I talked to Bob Sacamano about that just yesterday.
IReplyWithSeinfeld ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:37:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I care. Clicky cares.
cdollas250 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's insane, I've seen this referenced as the Seinfeld system for years. Hilarious to think Jerry's laughing about it
meinerHeld ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:48:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok guys what is he talking about? X on a calendar...wha? (Or you can answer it Jerry...I just assumed you'd be too busy!)
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:20:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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meinerHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks!
lnstinkt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:38:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you asked, I didn't want to break the
circhain, I meant chain.reticulated_python ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whose idea was it?
hoikarnage ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:47:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mine.
waffleninja ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:25:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was my idea. Seinfeld stole it. Fuck you Jerry!
jb4427 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:05:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I INVENTED the X on the calendar!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:37:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you can blame Lifehacker.com for this. Apparently you're the most famous person to talk about it and it made for a better headline for their article.
I've seen people in old movies doing it when they had a goal. If it makes you feel any better, I never thought you were original for doing this, but I have googled based on the Seinfeld productivity to find some apps and stuff... which only furthers the problem.
the_seanald ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you didn't come up with it, but do you even do it? I'll feel like the internet has lied to me if you say you don't use this method (or never have).
lolomfgisuck ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who's idea it was, but I use it to motivate me to go to the gym... it works like a motherfucking champ.
Red Xs for days I go Green Xs for excused days (like nights I have rehersal and can't make it due to a schedualed event) Black sad faces for days I could have gone, but didn't.
The end of December was really sad.
the_umm_guy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:05:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THEN HOW DO YOU GET ANYTHING DONE?!!!?!!!
vty ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:47:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is hilarious. There are a ton of websites and apps now that "Use the Seinfeld method" of habit control, where you write the X.
Citrik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:11:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Don't break the chain!" - love it!
themoop78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't break the chain.
SpinDocktor ยท 571 points ยท Posted at 17:56:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing the AMA and I love the CCC series. What is your favorite way to relax and unwind?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1005 points ยท Posted at 18:24:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somtimes after a show on the road, I will find a place to have a cigar in an alleyway next to the hotel with a friend of mine, and I find that very relaxing. Also, driving relaxes me a lot and listening to music or sports radio.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite smoke?
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:57:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:08:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:28:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And by cigar he means doobie.
drunkenpinecone ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry from Queens.
mr_squidward ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:02:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Schmooze!
PalermoJohn ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:45:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sandwiches are much better than cigars.
dakkeh ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings from /r/cigars, what's your go to smoke?
DuDEwithAGuN ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:33:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite cigar?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:44:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Peruvian.
Touch_of_Glass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Somers!
fishbiscuit156 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:35:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite kind of cigar?
SpinDocktor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the answer! Let me know if you have any good cigar recommendations if you get a chance.
MarmadukeSage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So how do you feel about a future in which all cars are self driving?
jpGrind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The cigar takes time.
potchbank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of music do you like to listen to?
freudian_nipple_slip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite sports radio show?
bezly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry also likes to meditate. I'm not sure why he didn't bring this up here.
maxdecphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
driving is meditation.
TheGreatJatsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of music do you like?
flapjackman176 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would completely agree with the relaxing cigar. And I hate when people say "they take too long". Well, maybe they are just in good company! Nothing quite like kicking back with a cigar having a great conversation. It's a shame you went with having coffee in the show. Cigars would be a great alternative!
Owethehumanity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you like for sports radio? Dan Patrick is my favorite.
Nrengle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh what's your favorite cigar? I'm really enjoying Liga Privada #9 for non-Cubans. As for Cubans Partagas D4 or Monte #2.
WodtheHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:35:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im sure this will get buried, but the CCC series is amazing, and Seinfeld is a big part of my life growing up in the 90s. Thanks for the laughs, you are amazing.
benjamin258 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:36:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cuban or Peruvian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Smells like a rubber fire in here.
ImAStruwwelPeter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recall you and Larry David discussing the idea of a cigar as contemplation versus a cigarette as anxiety. Quite incisive. I'd like to invite you to stop by /r/cigars. The sub-reddit features a community of aficionados unlike any other--we're all about generosity and brother/sisterhood. And of course, cigars seem right up your alley. rimshot
PurpEL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you make a show called Comedians in Alleys Smoking Cigars?
ControllerInShadows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Driving relaxes you? If you haven't had a car with a built-in seat massager, it's worth it. Best sleep I've ever had.
biggtony ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:21:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wat?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what are some of your favorite cigars?
prometheuspk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:27:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of music do you listen to?
Chissamor ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sigar.. suuuure
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
soccbowler ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when you call into Steve Somers.
TangoZippo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He likes to buy a Porsche or two.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 3363 points ยท Posted at 18:13:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
someone asked what was my favorite conversation topic on Season 3 of CICGC: I like all of them. Todd Barry and I had a little conversation about what do you think about what happens to all those shirts at Macy's. You walk in there, there are thousands of shirts, where do they go? They don't sell out. You don't walk into Macy's and see thousands of empty hangers, it's just one of those things that nobody talks about. I could talk about anything with another comedian as long as it's dumb. That's the whole idea of the show right there, by the way.
Spider_Dude ยท 3109 points ยท Posted at 18:20:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ex Macys employee here. All merchandise unsold ends up at TJmax or Ross. Not very funny answer but neither was my career there.
Dubsland12 ยท 1022 points ยท Posted at 18:36:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See that's the problem with education and the internet. Every comedic What Happens?,...premise has a simple answer that can be googled.
turkeypants ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 18:46:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"And what's with sugar-free chocolate, amirite? What's that about? Who's that for?!"
"Uhh, diabetics?"
hat tip: Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
It_does_get_in ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:21:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved that show. Sometimes I think I hear the son's voice doing other voices in other shows.
turkeypants ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:58:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He voices Archer on Archer and Bob on Bob's Burgers.
Boobasaurus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:35:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His name is H. Jon Benjamin in case anyone was wondering.
formfactor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like the convenience store clerk in famguy?
formfactor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck yes I miss dr Katz so much...
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yuh. Yup. The show. With the uhh... yuh, the guy. The therapist. What... what uhh... oh, time's up.
mgr86 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 18:44:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Seinfeld would be a different show today.So much would just be solved with a cell phone. Even more with a smart phone.
edit: but I'll still watch every episode thousands of times. Maybe even on my cell phone.
homergonerson ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday
refeer ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:49:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has potential.
Is this guy a pro wtiter?
I'm genuinely interested.
12345potato ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:56:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was just hired as a writer for some new sitcom.
rebrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:55:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All oft them just short synopsis, but still laughable.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know if the characters got out of jail and the show was revived it would be an even bigger hit than before.
climbtree ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:19:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Unlikely. Friends was the last sitcom to reach the number 1 on television and they had comparable viewerships.
The big bang theory and two and a half men don't come close in viewers, neither did Arrested development or Curb your enthusiasm.
If you want some bigger disappointment, the final of breaking bad had 10.3 million viewers; or about a 7th the viewers of Seinfelds last episode.
Toof ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:10:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but two of those shows suck... and probably get the most viewers, I'm sure...
climbtree ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:14:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly the point. The garbage super popular shows in a similar format don't come close, and the well written shows fare even worse.
KongRahbek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It really is time for every big tv company to go global on the internet imo. that's where the viewers are now, and it's not like us Danes or swedes or koreans for that matter aren't going to watch the newest episode of Community, parks and rec of whatever the day after it aired anyway
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this still based on the incredibly flawed Nielsen ratings system? We really need to ditch it.
zmekus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People watch shows like breaking bad afterwards nowadays through dvr or internet
I_Fuck_Giraffes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:18:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well the metrics used for ratings aren't as all encompassing as they used to be.
mgr86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
funny you mention that. I almost asked the question if there was any possible plans of Seinfeld returning after the prison sentence ended. Obviously the answer is no, but I always wondered if it was written with the intent that maybe, just maybe they decide to come back after a year.
strat61caster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a modern Seinfeld twitter account, if anything cell phones can add another layer, throw in a case of no signal or dead battery and you can even use the old plots.
mgr86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, I'm aware. Never said the show would be bad, but different.
TSOD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check out Modern Seinfeld on Twitter. Complete gets the show and pitches episodes.
aspbergerinparadise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Siri, how much should I tip a chamber-maid?"
Dubsland12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just the tip, and even that may get you in trouble.
LiteraLee72 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:09:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doug Stanhope said this
Dubsland12 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will always defer to Stanhopes genius. I owe him a drink.
Swordphone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food? Gee, some people work really hard on that, Jerry.
Sharky-PI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
see Tim Is Win's AMA earlier today for the answer!
JennieGreenEyes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh yeah? So tell me then. What's the deal with airline food? EDIT: funny part is, I read down further and someone said that, and Jerry responded haha.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dont know, a comedic idea...just being shot down and then ending with "not very funny answer but neither was my career there." made me laugh
Innuendo_Ennui ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:16:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mean I can finally find out what the deal is with airplane peanuts?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:42:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what happens to the TJ maxx clothes????
Brett_Favre_4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See. Google is evil.
factorysettings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.google.com/#q=what's+up+with+airline+food
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pete Holmes has a great bit that I saw him do on Conan about how the ubiquity of Google and cell phones has completely removed our sense of wonder in the world. We never go more than a few seconds without an answer at our fingertips.
hunter9002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Ignorance is not bliss, and it certainly is not funny."
-- Some neckbeard Google fanboy
drunk_haile_selassie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:40:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly!
"Why don't you make the whole plane out of the black box?"
"It would be too heavy and the plane wouldn't get off the ground."
"Oh... That's not funny"
JeffieM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marc Maron had a great party tip in a recent podcast: Why google when you can speculate?
xipheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see that as a problem. I'm able to separate a funny joke from reality when I know the answer to the hypotheticals. If knowing the real answer kills the joke it was either a bad joke, or they weren't in the mood to get it or just don't like those kinds of jokes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like when people go on /r/showerthoughts and answer the question literally
purplekissofstardust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:59 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wouldn't really call that a problem. ;p
Dwychwder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's always that asshole that has to step on your joke with facts. Facts are never funny.
Aww_Shucks ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 18:39:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then what happens to the clothing if no one buys them at those stores?
<someone posts a pic of an African child wearing oversized designer clothing>
oh.
Spider_Dude ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 18:44:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Green Bay Divisional Champions? (Too soon) ?
Highest_Koality ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They won the NFC North so they still get their division champ shirts.
Spider_Dude ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I stand corrected. That they did.
tRon_washington ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
19-0
Savage_X ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Waaay too soon. Ouch
pwn576 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come on man
jennerality ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know about TJMaxx, but at Ross everything is sold. I think it actually outright says so in their FAQ. Things will continue to be marked down until they are sold. I've literally marked Coach shoes (really ugly, huge-sized ones) down to 50 cents. Usually if it's marked down that low there's always someone who will buy the product for shits and giggles. Or the product gets damaged before that point, and has to be thrown away.
fourpac ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:22:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At Ross, you will see empty hangers, empty rows of shoes, etc. It always looks like their stores are going out of business.
jennerality ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:34:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, it's usually either because the store manager isn't doing their job properly, or simply because there isn't enough manpower to move merchandise from the stockroom to the floor quickly enough to fill stuff out. I've worked at other retailers as well and notice that they usually have at least a couple "floater" workers to make everything look full, but at Ross they tend to use the bare minimum of workers needed so the only time the store might look decent is in the morning. Sales are actually quite good for most stores so you'd think they'd try to improve their brand image a little bit...
fourpac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I worked at American Eagle while in college and we kept those racks full. The closing shift was supposed to restock before leaving and the opening shift was supposed to make sure everything was stocked first thing in the morning. Buying jeans was a headache for customers because the wall shelves were packed so tightly with merchandise. T-shirt piles had to stay the height that was listed on the floor plan.
shung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did "security" at a Ross for a little bit more than a year. The store I worked at got a shipment of clothes every Tuesday. They would restock only on that day and some times the following day, depending on work load.
arielle_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In all seriousness I believe if they aren't sold after they are put on clearance, they are donated. I used to work for Winners which is basically the Canadian version of TJMaxx.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Like the scene from Modern Family where the african warlord was wearing a Hillary 2012 t-shirt.
Seriously though, they destroy them. Designer clothes lose their appeal and the (perceived) social status that comes with them once hobos and starving africans start wearing them.
osirisphotography ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:48:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[laugh track]
yeeouch_seafood_soup ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know what happens when they don't get sold at those stores?
dksfpensm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Career"
Bloomburgerz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why I shop at TJ maxx, who cares if it's last season?
Jonesy937 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither was Jerry's...
WarPig10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And when it's not sold there?
Bryce2826 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ross: where all unsold consumer products go to die...
HardAFnahmean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"neither was my career there" lmao
CyberianSun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tragedy + time = comedy
blandrice123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I laughed
shane0mack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is why you're not a comedian.
waffleninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
eclectro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL
parmenides89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think about all the shirts and hats made for championships that are immediately obsolete when the game is over (one winner). I know those don't end up at ROSS.
Edit: someone already said this below.
fashionandfunction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
said full of bitterness which makes me laugh
parenoid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happens with all the unsold TJmax shirts then?
adyslexiczombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can confirm this. I currently work for Macys warehouse in returns. Yay =(
massaikosis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love getting clothes at Ross.
I got a thing for tight t-shirts with grenades and sparrows and skulls and fleur-de-lis all over them
Top it off with a spiked Tapout belt and some neon-purple DC's and baby, you got yourself an outfit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love shopping at raaaaaaws. I got some clothes for less than 30 bucks that would have cost me over 100 retail.
ceri23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...I lol'ed.
Blakjakz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Current Macy's employee, can confirm, Macy's will be the death of me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I buy almost all my clothes at Ross. Love the place.
ironwolf1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thank you for sending it to Ross. I have scored so many awesome deals on expensive clothes there.
manchachoman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your career wasn't a funny answer?
CaptainKate757 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And sold for 1/2 the price or less. I love TJMaxx.
Doc_Hollywood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I only know this because I but all of my designer clothing for $20-40 at one of those places. Lol
dma1965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is why I shop at TJMaxx and Ross. Same stuff for a lot less money.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:15:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL...
kabneenan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:42:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a current Macy's employee... oh. ):
Spider_Dude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't cut out for it. Working the sales floor was one thing. Convincing myself i was ATM (Associate To Manager) material was a big mistake. I worked hard only to discover my heart wasn't in it. All of it. Sales, marketing, and networking. It also didn't help that i sold woman's shoes! Talk about stress! I quit just as the '08 bubble was going to pop. My manager convince me to stay at least past the holidays. I told him "No." I was unemployed for three months but i found a better gig. To this day I'll never know if i can ever be part of the corporate world again. Good luck to ya.
2010_12_24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Duh, du du du Duh du du du TJ.. Shut the fuck up Donnie.
Abohir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:06:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am not in the business, but from my shopping experience I say it is not only T.J.Max but also Marshalls too, A.J.Wrights, and Burlington Coat factory too! Did I get that right?
the_drew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and what happens when TJMax can't sell them?
raz009 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:33:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sitting on the toilet at macys corporate in sf while reading this.
I_Fuck_Giraffes ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:17:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now we just need the help Ross employees to step in.
aantix ยท 1324 points ยท Posted at 18:18:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They end up in some strange secondary market in Africa (according to NPR)..
Right now there's a kid in a third world country running around in a Gucci shirt that says "I'm the Princess!" while drinking from a stream of water with a dead badger in it.
[deleted] ยท 503 points ยท Posted at 18:23:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 627 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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skyman724 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I die, bury me next to the Gucci tribe
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:33:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the standard of living isn't!
MechatronicsMan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Especially considering my friends keep getting shot by rebel fighters all the time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't they get the email? This month we're Christians, then sometime next month the Muslim militias are gonna come in and kill all the Christians so we gotta fake being Muslim.
pixelrebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But, don't drink the water.
JrRogers06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:41:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
BenCelotil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:32:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Recently I've been playing games and watching movies either filmed in or set in Africa, more so than any other time in my life.
I wonder if that's a sign.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:05:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was the funniest response. ever. I don't know why I find it so funny, yet it truly had me laughing hard!
Hugh_G_Wrekshin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ready to drink badger water?
bababooey33 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're one of us, you'll drink the dead badger water.
_shit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:34:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try, poor Chinese factory worker.
evilted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Meh. There's six other people in the club wearing Gucci shirts.
ktappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At least you didn't pout about not having a dead badger...
demonlicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and they want your water
rmsersen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, that's fifty dollars for a t-shirt....
unless you live in Africa
alendotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want a gucci Wisconsin Badgers shirt
Whoa_Bundy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want water infused with badger.
dracomueller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To, that's $50 for a tee shirt
Quigglestheworm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you're gonna have to drink more dated badger water.
the_fatman_dies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I want that dead badger...
animus_hacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's 50 dollars for a t-shirt.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo, that's 50$ for a T-shirt.
ben_waballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pffff I want the dead badger.
Superfly503 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:05:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would be hella tight!
TheGDBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd settle for the badger.
Booler ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight." I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt." Limited edition, let's do some simple addition Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch (shit) I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit) I call that getting tricked by a business
cumfarts ยท 154 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The NFL prints a set of shirts and hats for each Super Bowl team so that they're ready no matter who wins. The loser's shit goes to Africa.
CSNo0b ยท 711 points ยท Posted at 18:40:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Buffalo Bills were an unstoppable dynasty according to third world countries.
billsfan417 ยท 341 points ยท Posted at 19:06:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sigh.......
shhitgoose ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:19:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Expected to see that comment about the Bills being a dynasty in 3rd world; can't say I'm surprised. 15 years buddy..
Stumblin_McBumblin ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:20:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Next year is our year!
jarbaugh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:43:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It could be worse. You could be a Houston Oilers fan from the same era.
shhitgoose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:58:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, greatest comeback in the history of sports. In a playoff game as well. Down 32 points with less then a half to play & they pulled out! We showed that franchise...
Music city miracle.. Damnit! (Oilers became Tennessee Titans). Fittingly, that was also the Bills last appearance in the playoffs.. Last millennium.
billsfan417 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we just gotta get ej playing more next year and will see!
JarlaxleForPresident ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a good friend who is a Bills fan. Your comment basically summed up his entire attitude about life.
My cousin is a Cubs fan.
I think some people just like to be masochists.
ATypicalAlias ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
points Ha Ha.
SwearWords ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You speak for all of us.
freudian_nipple_slip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:10:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:( you even have your username. I just have the Bills flair in /r/sports and /r/nfl
SaddledTiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is more razorcake in the back. I hear it's really good this time.
Erzherzog ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine being that one African kid who's a Bills fan, having to wear the symbol of your team's shame every year.
solistus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:15:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We Bills fans have no shame. We brag when our team "almost beats" a Superbowl contender. Fans of other teams refer to that experience as "losing" and seem to take it personally.
Erzherzog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ain't no shame in coming in second.
Frequently.
hotty toddy
khaosdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well now I wonder what happens whens Bills and Raiders fans get together.
ferlessleedr ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:12:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the worst parts of the world my hometown team, the Vikings, have won the Superbowl four damned times.
Wiggles767 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:18:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bills won it four straight!
ferlessleedr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come, friend. Let us drink away our first-world football problems.
Wiggles767 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm actually a Patriots fan. They went 19-0!
wonton96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're implying that the Bills could reach a Super Bowl.
Shitiot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:41:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if you're being serious, but the Bills went to the Super Bowl 4 straight years in the early 90's.
wonton96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I apologize for my ignorance. May this upvote be a token of peace.
clive892 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"It is said that the men whose garb we wear, stalked the great plains of America for buffalo, following their erstwhile leader, the Great Man Bill.
Wear this jersey with pride, young one, so that you may match one-thousandth of legend that the 'Bills' inspired."
stizz84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They were they really were ;(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Africa is overloaded with "Losers shit" at this point. We should start dumping elsewhere....
Sdumo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:20:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope Reddit is beginning to understand why the textile industry and small textile business have collapsed in Africa? All the crap from developed countries gets dumped here and our local manufacturers can't compete with free and cheap handouts. You guys should insist on keeping your unwanted clothes in your own countries. Just saying.
Go_Todash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read about this before, it's weird to think about all those alternate versions out there. Apparently it is more cost effective to print out 50% wrong shirts than it is to risk losing any money from shirt sales after a sporting event. Makes you realize how much they must be marked up in price, for it not to matter giving half away.
banjoman74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a Canadian artist, Ben Sures, that did a song about that called Somewhere There's a Village, though, being Canadian, it's about hockey.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somewhere in Africa someone sits on a hoard of memorabelia for superbowl champions that never happened. I bet that shit is worth millions in 20 years.
ManderlyPieShop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
haha badgers in Africa, what next?
imatworkprobably ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to an open-air market that sold nothing but those clothes in Kenya, its pretty bizarre...
Cheap ass designer goods, though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
This is an anti-joke, isn't it?
"What's the deal with all of the shirts in Macys?"
"Third world children drinking from corpse-contaminated water supplies usually end up with them, according to NPR."
"...OK!"
animusbulldog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:57:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why Louis Vuitton (I think its them) throws all their unused shit away. They don't want badger girl reppin' if she ain't payin'.
DJ_Dan_Druff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious
The5th5thBeatle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:13:42 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are badgers in Africa? For some reason, I always think of Africa being free of badgers. Lot of other animals, but no bunnies and badgers.
GuyFawkes99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah smart guy? Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!
bctTamu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought they went to stores like Marshalls, TJ MAXX etc.
Surly_Badger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey man, why you gotta bring that up?
WONDERBUTTON ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unless it's a honey badger. Then the kid's drinking from a dead stream with a honey badger in it.
mlslouden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gucci and brands like Gucci destroy there extra merch so this doesn't happen.
MontiBurns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's donated used clothing (like goodwill, thrift shop stuff) that doesn't sell. they end up in secondhand stores (here, called "ropa americana") and its not so much gucci shirts, its more like hoodies that say "Middlebrook Highschool Basketball" on the back and embroidered on the breast in italics "Frank." Source: Personal experience.
owned2260 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't most high fashion brands burn their stuff so it's not "devalued" because it's being worn by the poor.
MaliciousMe87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can Confirm. I saw a 60 year old man wearing "A girl's gotta be PINK!" capris. We couldn't stop laughing.
kwansolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
african badger?
missusk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
r/imgoingtohellforthis
cranky-carrot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
High end brands like Gucci typically destroy unsold goods. It's midlevel brands and lower that go to tj maxx.
DeathByBamboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, those were unsold clothing donations, not unsold retail inventory.
marsmedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the Buffalo Bills are 4-time Super Bowl Champions
clever_unique_name ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That they have to re-tailor, because they're so small.
TheTallGuy0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
They take the tags off so now it's just a regular ol' shirt not a "Gucci" special shirt.
tres_chill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(what kind of badger?)
petradax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But it was a Honey Badger, he doesn't care.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you source to the story / podcast?
B1GTOBACC0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention all that President Romney gear, and all the t shirts from the loser of the super bowl.
kangareagle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NPR was talking about t-shirts, I think.
pk_deluxe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jennifer's Bat Mitzvah http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/12/11/250200378/we-found-this-20-year-old-t-shirt-in-kenya-the-internet-found-the-original-owner
dvlerner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the hell killed the badger? I didn't think such things were possible.
yakityyakblah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why Seinfeld would never work now. They'd start a bit, George would just look up the answer, and it'd be over.
ikahjalmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is actually awful, because it kills a lot of local clothing business in Africa
hazardouswaste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that was an interesting report. many of the shirts are cut up and re-assembled (sleeves from A sewn onto B, etc). So you get colorful, absurd combinations.
aron2295 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back in Peru, a few expensive brands made their clothes there. Lacoste, Hugo Boss, etc. I had a few of those shirts for $10/shirt, maybe less, I can't remember. They were made there so it's not like they got sent back but it's similar. And these were from "outlets". They were run down buildings that had big bins of clothes, like the big goodwill stores sell their clothes. What's funny is the high end mall had these clothes were almost twice what they retailed for in the US.
horrabin13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmm, badger water!
GreyGreenBrownOakova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is also 15,000 Africans wearing Chicago Bearsโ 2007 Super Bowl Champions shirts.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's no different than most people who wear Gucci.
doctorsnorky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Africa has badgers?
Caesar10240 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:29:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that is where all of the Butler National Champions shirts went. My dad wanted one when he was at the final 4, but they would not give him one.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:07:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dead badger? Luxury! All we had was a half-dead gecko!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:24:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks dickhead, I actually spit food out of my mouth reading that
grog709 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right alongside a wardrobe of losing championship teams from all over the world. BUFFALO BILLS 1994 SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! YEAH!
nrith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dead honey badger don't give a damn.
khaosdragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This comment caused an unexpected chortle that seemed completely inappropriate.
The_Umpire ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually a lot of american water companies are moving to third world companies and taking control of water sanitation. The only problem with this is that they are now charging everyone that uses water, and guess what? Water is more expensive than ruffly 1/3 of the population can afford and so they are instead dieing of dehydration rather than disease infested water. Profit for America, what's that term, HU RAH?
LeftLane4PassingOnly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Source?
cadencehz ยท 3350 points ยท Posted at 18:18:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
mrreliable ยท 503 points ยท Posted at 18:25:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Roundtine?
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 238 points ยท Posted at 18:28:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The mug is round, the jar is round.
MackLuster77 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:33:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I use that?
holymotherogod ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:42:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hope she's good looking!
Room16 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They should call it Ovaltine
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:05:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Relevant username?
halloni ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:10:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't they just call it mugjar?
Poop_is_Food ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:28:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but ovals are round too!
espero ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:20:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it ovaltine???
Big_Don_ ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 19:03:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Jerry do stand-up live and waited till there was a break in the show (laugh break, sip of water) to drop that line. I felt like George waiting to use Jerkstore. Finally i had my chance about 40 minutes in the perfect pause presented itself and I yelled "THATS GOLD JERRY, GOLD"! To which he actually replied "Gold huh? Like Bania from the show? I get it! But don't try to go line for line with me buddy. I was there, I wrote the damn thing!". The crowd lost it, one of the greatest moments of my life.
Tl;Dr Heckled Seinfeld, he shut me up.
cadencehz ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's great. I saw him live here and he mentioned how he spent a semester at the nearby college that I went to as well. Bania was in my hometown for something a few years ago too, and one of my college professors wrote a book about sociology and Seinfeld. It's a small Seinfeld world.
senorglory ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:49:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thank goodness someone gave free gold to Jerry. he could really use the handout.
h00dman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:45:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite moment like this was when Bill Gates did an AMA, and ended up with something like 30+ gifts of gold.
cadencehz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:55:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I knew this would come, it always does. I think gold is worthless when you have RES. I did it for the joke and I do it to support reddit. If I really wanted to give him something of worth, I'd tip him in doge.
mikemcq ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:24:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We're just jealous.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason the mental image of Jerry Seinfeld trying to figure out how to use Dogecoin makes me really chuckle.
gergz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the best, Jerry! The best!
astrograph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dancing around a metal pole
Tiknaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GOLD!
DaGeeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It happened!
futurespacecadet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's literally a show about NOTHING!! Don't you get it?!
leiner63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The soup counts Bania.
specialk3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO, THAT'S GOLD
MCMXChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kenny Baรฑa.
I hate Baรฑa
MeanwhileOnReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're as cheap as "can't-stand-ya", click here.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:24:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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xophib1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GOOOOOOOOOOLD!
gmiz0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For your troubles
csquaredisrippn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:27:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have some of that gold?
ThatsGoldJerryGold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh really??
madest ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:27:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Giving a millionaire gold is rather redundant wouldn't you agree?
cadencehz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. www.dictionary.com
TheTwatTwiddler ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You talking 'bout GOLD SON??
cjk98 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god, is this going to be one of those comments that initiates a circlejerk where everyone gets a bunch of Reddit Gold?
cadencehz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No gold for you! Come back. 1 year!
Herani ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:22:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was kind of worried that the show was you going out with your close friends and after a couple of seasons you would run out of people you want to get coffee with and stop making it ... So I can only beg of you that even if comes down to taking Chris Rock out for coffee every other week, please never stop making it, it's amazing.
xampl9 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:41:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Getting pulled over in a Miura with Chris Rock -- I'd pay the ticket.
outsidethecircle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So it's a show about nothing?
positronus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnaRtNMGMI
TurboNeger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could tell you they go to stores like Marshall's or TJ Maxx, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of the conversation I think.
steelycrayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let me just tell you how glad I am that you're having Todd Barry on an episode. He's probably my favorite standup comedian and I feel he doesn't get the attention he deserves because he doesn't have any gimmicks, he just tells jokes. His delivery doesn't exactly scream "mass appeal" and I'm sure he knows it; that makes him even funnier to me.
PoliceWala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But what's your favourite kind of coffee to get with comedians?
sicknarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am reading all of your responses with your voice in my head. It is glorious.
boobercal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have always wondered the same thing about cars! Imagine how many dealerships there are, and they also never sell out! Is there a car heaven?
supremewzrd09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one does nothing better then you jerry
Tokyocheesesteak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm friends with chief merchandise manager at Macy's on 34th. I'll have to grill her on this question now.
ottawapainters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That seems a little extreme. Maybe just roast her a little on a spit until she talks?
jhdeval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta say I got into what I like to call a Seinfeld rhythm while reading that. I don't know if you talk in real life like you did on the show but I am pretty sure you write that way. By the way love you, love the show I grew up watching it.
gltovar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think along those lines but with cars
Cultjam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those are the best conversations!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please come sit and talk about dumb things with me. I'll buy you breakfast.
KokiriEmerald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Todd Barry is hilarious
MoldTheClay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to google CICGC to figure out what it was, as I'd never heard of it. Just watched an episode... WHY HAD I NOT HEARD OF THIS!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my problem with grocery stores. I can't handle all the product on the shelves. I know it doesn't all sell. Where does it go?
DonaldMcRonald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They end up getting sold to discounters like TJ Maxx and Filenes Abasement.
waffleninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did not know he was in an episode. One of my favorite comedians. Will watch.
brucemo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was bored waiting for my wife at Sears.
So I counted the bras. There were 1,200 of them, in one Sears, in one small city. Of course there were more bras in JC Penny's and Macy's and Victoria's Secret and who knows who else sells bras here.
I can't imagine anyone selling that many bras ever.
DylMo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A show about nothing?!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, really!! what is the deal with all those shirts??!!
sourceofthelight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work at Macy's. Once an item goes through a season (about 6-9 months) it's returned back to the brand vendor who then sells it at outlet type places.
HighPriestofShiloh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So its a show about nothing. Won't work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah i coulda told you where it goes.l..I do plenty of shopping at TJmax and Ross, I have seen the old price tags on the clothes.
spockdeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"SO, WHATS THE DEAL WITH LAMP SHADES!?"
bino420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought of the same thing a week ago!
thewhiskey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean.. hey.. what's with the shirts at Macy's? I mean.. where do they GO?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone bought Jerry Seinfeld gold. Gold, Jerry! That's gold.
stanfan114 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with shirts?
tinasugar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i always ask that about unsold cars like nobody bought all those 2013 models WHERE DO THEY GO
Pulp_Ficti0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if Baby Blue had survived...
mynameisalso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is cicg?
nimietyword ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
seinfeld really could not exist in a world with google answers, life has no mystery now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you meet Colin Quinn?
Pufflehuffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm far too late for this, but while walking through Venice with my dad, we started talking about the turnaround of these cheap souvenir shops. They're in every major European city and there are variants around the world. They all sell the same shit. Where does it all go?! Who's making this shit? My husband started talking about doing research to find out, sure that it's some sort of elaborate mob-like organization...
NashedPotatos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:43 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think about that with cars. Factory's pump out thousands each day, and we really buy all of them??
Ch1pp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is CICGC just an unashamed rip-off of Robert Llewellyn's Carpool ?
dayofthedead204 ยท 655 points ยท Posted at 17:54:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Thanks for doing this ama!
I think most people know that you're a Superman fan. My question is - do you have any Superman comics or collectibles in your home? And if so - what do you consider to be your most prized Superman piece of merchandise?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 974 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a few old Supermans with the Curt Swan art from the 60's. But nothing impressive. I have a really nice model of Kal-El being loaded into the rocket and then another model of the rocket landing in from of Ma and Pa Kent. Those are my best Superman collectibles.
Evvin ยท 257 points ยท Posted at 18:30:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your opinion on the new Superman film "Man of Steel"?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1070 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was so happy that they made another Superman movie! I'm really reluctant to be critical of it in any way. But I thought the glossing over of the figuring out a secret identity and why he felt he needed one was a huge missed opportunity for that character, and one of the most interesting things about Superman is the whole secret identity. So to me it was too much action / violence and not enough character study.
tacothecat ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 19:41:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever wondered what you would look like as Superman? Here you go!
kaplanfx ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:40:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the deal with Kryptonite?"
dont_get_it ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:59:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry, but we had to take this GIF out of retirement again almost immediately.
jamarcus92 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:24:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What, no Waldo? Or am I just not looking hard enough?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:01:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's there... look harder.
jamarcus92 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:06:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You dirty liar.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:27:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
right side... look in the building.
LakersLady ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:50:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lmao, I thought you were lying for a second
jamarcus92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:06:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to trick me into thinking there was a Waldo when there wasn't. As it turns out, I'm just bad at looking.
tacothecat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:11:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not looking hard enough.
CantUseApostrophes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gah, I looked for so long and now it seems really obvious.
jamarcus92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn, I had a harder time finding that than I do in real Where's Waldo books. Good job.
musenji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to guess this happened before you were old enough to see it.
tacothecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, I was old enough, but yes! Thank you for reminding me of that. I guess we can consider this an update.
Valiantheart ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry what is your opinion on the speech about Superman in Kill Bill? http://spaceninja.com/2006/06/bills-superman-speech-from-kill-bill/
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:04:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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soccer_mummy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:14:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, there isn't.
The closest you could claim is the Superman stuff around Jerry's apartment. For example, the magnet on his fridge which is visible in every episode that features Jerry's apartment. But, not every episode has Jerry's apartment. The Chinese Restaurant, The Dealership, The Parking Garage are not in Jerry's apartment.
If you want to count a Superman magnet or statue as a reference, there's one in nearly every episode. But, that means there is a reference to breakfast cereal in nearly every episode because it's part of the set dressing.
crimmi11 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:07:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Than you for saying this, I thought it was an awesome movie but would have traded in 10 minutes of action in order to beef his character up.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice analysis Mr Seinfeld. But it would have been tough for them to do too much character development choosing a pair of eyeglasses...
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:05:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SonofSonofSpock ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:40:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See, that is BS though. It is just Quentin Tarrentino's stupid misinterpreation of who Superman is.
Superman IS Clark Kent at his core, not superman, not Kal-El. He is the boy who was taken in and raised by two good people in the middle of nowhere. He is a god who aspires to be a better man and who admires humanity for what it is and wants to help us succeed but not at the expense of our growth. The Clark Kent you see in metropolis is not a critique of humanity so much as it is country Clark trying not to be noticed.
If you are interested in getting a better a better understanding of the character I recommend Superman: Birthright and All-Star Superman.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:54:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SonofSonofSpock ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:57:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a quote somewhere along the lines of "Batman does have a superpower, and it is that Batman writers always write other superheroes poorly in Batbooks".
AgentFoo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:00:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or is it Quentin Tarantino's interpretation of how Bill would see Superman, thus giving greater insight into Bill's character?
SonofSonofSpock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:54:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is very possible, perhaps I was not giving him enough credit. I still disagree with the premise though.
tunnel-snakes-rule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are plenty of alternate reality versions of "Superman" that show how easily he could have been corrupted.
He was a blank slate when he crashed on earth, it's thanks to two kind, loving humans that he became the hero he is.
EnglandsOwn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see what you're saying although his "critique on humanity" isn't necessarily intentional. Or at least, it doesn't have to be. If Clark Kent's way of fitting in and not being noticed is being this weak, clumsy and goofy guy... then that says a lot about the crowd he's trying to blend in with, does it not? Tarantino definitely has a valid point. I mean hell, out of all the major superheroes that pretend to live normal lives, I can't think of many that don't wear a mask.
nXiety ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:58:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think they did a good job of demonstrating how someone with such amazing abilities would act and grow up. He didn't need a secret identity before the end of the movie, because he wasn't aware he had a place in this world. Man of Steel was a learning experience for him that not only made him realize what he was capable of, but made him realize he does belong on Earth. He can fit in if he wants and tries hard enough. He needs us like we need him, and as such he finally wants to be a part of us.
I think the sequel will go a bit more in depth on his personal struggles with being human. We've seen glimpses of it so far but it seemed to only go so far as displaying his restraints on his physical prowess. I love how Clark is the real hero and not Superman. Without Clark and his upbringing there's a chance Kal-El could've been a ruthless dictator. I think that's what this movie did more than anything, it showed how well Ma and Pa Kent raised their adopted son.
I liked the action, but I'm looking forward to the deeper understanding how Clark thinks. Hopefully they'll go that direction.
jaydeekay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a very common assessment of director Zack Snyder's films.
idlewildgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly what I thought
lala989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to argue that is the problem with many movies now!
udalan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please help write the next superman movie.
2010_12_24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not a huge fan of the comics. Why did he feel he needed a secret identity?
JiffyPopXxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To me, that was the quintessential analysis of Superman. Why would he need a secret identity if he is so powerful? Why hide that from humanity when he could crush so many of them simply by existing?
dorekk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:06 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a really insightful complaint about the film! At the end he's just like, "I'll be Clark Kent, Journalist."
therealdjbc ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:22:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Character Study is not good for video games.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:37:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite villain? I mean...maybe other than Lex Luthor if it's that.
chase_elliott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you keep any of the Superman refrigerator magnets?
tablloyd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know, one of my customers always brags about how he made a superman figurine for you, and that it was on the shelf in your apartment. Ever buy figurines from a guy out of Portland, Oregon?
voidful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But Batman could totally defeat Superman in a fight, right?
xxHULKxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No Action Comics #1? :(
Mr_Skeleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen the Superman Comic where it tells two stories of him being rich and poor? That image of him getting out of a limo punching out a mugger always cracks me up.
pslickhead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
model of Kal-El being loaded into the rocket
rocket landing in from of Ma and Pa Kent
Deathnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:13:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mother of god... What does one have to do to witness this glorious Mecca of The Man of Steel?
heyhermano23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:13:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but did you name any of your kids after Superman??! Pfffffffft.
LTVOLT ยท -30 points ยท Posted at 18:25:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's gold, Jerry, GOLD!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No gold for you!
ZBeebs ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:38:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel like this question should be followed up with, "and where in your home are these located? Can you provide a floor plan? And what type of security measures are there?..."
sarphinius ยท 395 points ยท Posted at 19:31:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As long as you're browsing other posts ... what's the weirdest thing that YOU ever saw on a plane?
Me: mock wedding on the plane of a young couple who were engaged and actually on their way to get married in California, complete with a fake bouquet, veil and train made from toilet paper, and airline treats for everyone for the "reception." Good Guy Southwest, back in the day!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1328 points ยท Posted at 19:45:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that's a nice idea. The weirdest thing I ever saw on a plane... well, I don't know the answer to your question, but I will tell you a true plane story that I know. And it's true, and you're not going to believe this.
I had a friend who worked as a flight attendant in the 1980s. And she was working on the plane, and she saw this weird guy go into the bathroom, close the door and come out a few minutes later. And she got this really weird feeling, and she went into the bathroom and started digging through the garbage in the bathroom. And it was full of garbage, and she pulled out everything in the garbage.
And this is a crazy story, right? because the plane hasn't even taken off yet.
She gets to the bottom of the garbage, and there's a bomb. She finds a bomb. The guy had planted a bomb, and what it was exactly, we may never know. But she walked slowly up to the cockpit, she tells the pilot "I found something on the plane" and of course they call the marshals, they grab the guy, this is probably 1982 this happened. And that's really the whole story, but I thought it was one of the most amazing things, that she got that weird feeling and acted on it. Something weird's going on, and then emptying out the garbage - it wasn't part of her job, but that's the craziest story I've ever heard about the plane.
jsrduck ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 20:03:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope she got a raise.
blankblank ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 04:01:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She got a certificate of merit. A few years later her pension was lost in the S&L scandal and she was laid off.
nopointers ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:45:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She also survived the flight.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:14:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha..ah you make me sad
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:50:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
36,000 ft in the air wasn't enough?
jcandpenny ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:17:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you would say those tiny slots for razors. Who is shaving on a plane?!
acmercer ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 01:03:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And shaving so much that they're using up razor blades?? I mean is the wolfman in there?
killerfruitbat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:28:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see you, quoting Jerry Seinfeld stand-up. Well played.
ScottFromCanada ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 01:07:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think I'd call that a "feeling", it's just the way all animals communicate. Body language is VERY subtle and yet very powerful. you can actually speak volumes without saying a single word and I think this is pretty good proof of that! We think our languages are comprehensive and important, but I think we're missing out on a much better method of communication.
riptaway ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:21 on January 26, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a feeling she got subconsciously from observing his body language
MoistMartin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well luckily our languages and body language mesh together in a great way and say more than either form of communication could on their own.
defjamblaster ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:31:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
but what about the food?
VivasMadness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a shitty terrorist
zeebs758 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy hell, thats crazy. I wasn't alive then but I would imagine that was big news back then.
Toberoni ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 19:51:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was very much alive then and this is the first time I heard this. They must have decided not making it big news to avoid wide spread panic.
Also when a comedian says "This is true and you're not going to believe this" it might not be true ;-)
zeebs758 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:53:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll believe anything Jerry Seinfeld tells me
detarrednu ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:25:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So the news has done a complete 180 since then?
Daegs ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it was just the airline employees / marshals, the press might not have been contacted... the people on the plane wouldn't have noticed much more than a guy getting escorted off the plane, or a flight getting canceled due to "mechanical difficulties" at most.
gwar37 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:12:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She's Creskin!
TheBaltimoron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
She's Batman.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:04:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a very credulous person. I resent accusations to the contrary. Credulity is the cardinal directive on Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't believe you. That sounded insincere.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:49:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, if you say so...
notmyfirstusername ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:33:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should post on /r/thatHappened. Only true content there.
Southtown85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I kept reading this story expecting Bill Murray to pop in at some point.
kn33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:26:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know where I can get a news story on that?
sarphinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow! Thanks for the story!
pmuhar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was a nice way of saying "I fly private, bitch"
BitcoinFinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he probably forgot to flush.
Nikolaki8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
BMSRAINBOW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking wow,Watch out for the NSA, Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good gravy!
Uberhipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with those bombs on the plane?
pctomm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:25:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I love the internet. Can you believe that stories like this could have just fizzled out with only a handful of people knowing about them?
Ganadote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It appears that you are bombable
apple_kicks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:10:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
scary since lockerbie bombing was 1988
Zbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you post about this before? This story sounds very familiar. Oh and definitely sounds like something Southwest would do.
sarphinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope, not me. Maybe someone else? This was mid-late 90's or so.
Registered_For_Jerry ยท 1130 points ยท Posted at 17:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thanks for doing this Jerry, Seinfeld is my #1 favourite show of all time and I love CICGC as an interviewing model!
***My questions are:
1) -- What is your favourite backstage moment that isn't documented behind the scenes, interviews, etc?
2) -- How did you cope emotionally, socially, etc, after Seinfeld was over?
(P.S. I actually loved Bee Movie and all of its bee-utiful puns!)
Edit: posting from Australia EST where it's 5am!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1986 points ยท Posted at 18:06:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) I do kind of like in the documentary I did in 2002, called Comedian, there's one point where I'm performing at Governor's in Levittown at the absolute height of Seinfeldmania. And the club owner comes in the dressing room and says to me "I need you offstage by 9:15." And I said "what?" And I was performing there to create a new act. It was kind of a big deal that I would come to that small club, and the owner of the club just treated me absolutely the same as everybody else, and I just thought that was so funny. That was one of my favorite moments in that documentary. That's why I wanted to go back into doing standup comedy, because as the star of your own TV show you don't get treated like that but as a standup performer you do get treated like that. It was hilarious, and absurd, but standup is a life of just brutal reality which is the opposite of the life I had been leading in LA and that I missed.
People are eating chinese food here in the reddit office, with chopsticks.
2) That's a good question. It's kind of the same answer. Going back into doing standup was very grounding because there's no faking standup. There's no coddling in standup. There's no preciousness in standup.
Thank you!
auritus ยท 771 points ยท Posted at 18:08:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We appreciate the thorough responses, Jerry!
acmercer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:05:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
vxx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:38:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, you read fast! Less than 1 minute between his answer and your comment.
auritus ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate your compliment!
SuperC142 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate your appreciation of his compliment.
JustTheT1p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:34:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
John Fogerty and Jerry Seinfeld should teach classes to celebrities on how to do AMAs (how to give a f about your fans).
-ShitLicker- ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is all I could think of...
lilahking ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, you're doing this AMA from the reddit offices? What kind of Chinese food?
lofi76 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:08:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No kidding, I thought AMAs were all done remotely. Who knew? Besides the Chinese delivery guy (Ping?)...
Plague_Bot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They used to be done in video too. I think they'd send someone from Reddit to film.
rdeluca ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, they were all done in the reddit offices. Mike Rowe did it in their Cafeteria, Felicia Day in their lounge (I believe) etc. etc.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:33:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just surprised Reddit even has offices.
Fanta089 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:12:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
real chinese food?with real chopsticks? in a real office? this cant be real
williamc_ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA can't be real
LunarWilderness ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Levittowner, I wish I was old enough to have been there.
MrRom92 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:55:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone from Levittown who has yet to go to Governors, please come back and give me an extremely compelling reason to!
Justreallylovespussy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:12:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us more about these chopsticks.
scootteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:21:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'd think they'd figure it out by now! You're not plowing fields with a couple of pool cues!
iredditinla ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:19:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
COMEDIAN is an all-time favorite, if only for its introduction of Orny Adams to the general public.
sharilynj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedian changed my life. I'd been hemming and hawing about whether I could go through life just admiring comedy, or if I needed to be in it. That doc left no question. I'm in it.
Registered_For_Jerry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thank you!
You're one of my very few idols so the response means a lot! Thanks! :)
KyleBird ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:03:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my favorite AMA of all time
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it the Kung Pao? Reddit likes their chicken spicy!!!
chengiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe the owner loves airplane peanuts.
BillMurraysTesticle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dang, I just searched Netflix instant for Comedian and it's only on DVD.
Lokismoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could someone find video of that moment?
d36williams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no editing either
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedian was the reason why I went to see Bill Cosby live. Chris Rock was bang-on and Mr. Cosby went 2.5 hours without a break in Hamilton, ON. At the 11pm mark he looked at the union guys and told them they were getting over-time because he thought the crowd was fun. We made the trek last year to your show in Hamilton through the blizzard and it was well worth the peril. Thanks for giving us stuff to do.
SomeJaMoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you use chopsticks often Jerry?
insufficient_funds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of doing Standup - are you currently touring? if not, any plans to do so in the next couple years? You did a show nearish to where I live a few years ago (i honestly dont remember how long ago it was, so a few could be 3-10, honestly) and at the time I was too damned broke to attend.. It would have been amazing though :(
heyhermano23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i love this! i wish there was far less preciousness in a lot of things!
informationinflux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw your stand-up in Madison, Wisconsin around 2005-6. It was unrivaled in concept and delivery. If you ever do a show within 100 miles, I would drive to see it. Thanks for the laughs, man.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved the part in that doc where you completely forgot your routine on stage. It was the first time I realized that comedy is hard as shit and 99.99% of the acts that make it to TV are so polished you'd never know it.
SilentPixel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They're hanging in there with the chopsticks ...
notmyrealnombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are they aware of the fork?!?!
AccusationsGW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedian is an amazing documentary of the craft, excellent really. You had the access to make it happen, probably wouldn't have worked with anyone else.
ryewheats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's awesome, so you went to the Reddit offices to do your AMA? Classic!
fightingforair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They know how to use chopsticks there?!
Scot_or_not ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:48:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, did you just give us a glimpse of a backstage moment at the reddit offices while answering a question about backstage moments? Damnnnnn
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you at the reddit office?> lol Are you there, because they set this all up for you and type for you? Or are you typing this all out yourself.
People are eating chinese food with chopsticks? amazing reddit.
2010_12_24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Then how do you explain Dane Cook?
biggtony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mmmmmmmmm......
Chinese food.
scootteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:23:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
haha. plowing fields with a couple of pool cues!
YouBetterAskSomeone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:46:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
| People are eating chinese food here in the reddit office, with chopsticks.
I'm positive they've seen the fork.
thet1m ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:50:00 on June 4, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They haven't mastered the fork and knife yet. They probably use pool cues in the garden too.
RudeTurnip ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you do corporate events? I heard Jay Leno loves doing them.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this Chinese food is making me thirsty!
Veronicelloidea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had to do a double take on this part. It's weird seeing those two names written like that.
Malarazz ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 18:31:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo Registered_For_Jerry, Iโm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but south park is the #1 show of all time... of all time!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 4056 points ยท Posted at 18:43:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw what is #1 on reddit and this is almost as fake as the Amazon Drone delivery system. But WOW if it was real! http://i.imgur.com/QGPoPIq.jpg
There's no way it would say Amazon just once on that box.
[deleted] ยท 4030 points ยท Posted at 19:04:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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fetusy ยท 3074 points ยท Posted at 20:10:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"OP is a Newman."
auralammunition ยท 190 points ยท Posted at 00:53:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how can OP be Newman? Newman delivers for a living
Zykium ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 03:42:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman nearly got fired because Jerry delivered TOO much of his mail.
gdeman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:40:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not when it rains.
JawsOfDoom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"when you control the mail, you control -- information"
Westen22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he was terrible at his job.
Seabuscuit ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tagged you as Newman Nemesis
boomtown90 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:57:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you tag? Can't seem to figure that one out.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 00:41:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit Enhancement Suite
boomtown90 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
Seabuscuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:37:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you have to download the Reddit Enhancement Suite add-on to google chrome. Just makes reddit a little more convenient really.
boomtown90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:42:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks
kcsj0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can she tag?!
Gonelaxin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NEWMAN!
MechanicalTurkish ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 21:09:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to become a thing.
GhostOfWhatsIAName ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 21:24:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I support this movement.
MechanicalTurkish ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 21:50:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you control the memes, you control... INFORMATION!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:47:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
easy there. anonymous...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More like Commissioner Pravin Lal of the Peacekeeping Forces
colonelbyson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He ain't even Jewish, though!
GhostOfWhatsIAName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hands over control key.
(I can't grammar though.)
IMeanOtherThanMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... and my axe.
howajambe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it doesn't, there already is "a thing" and it's perfectly fine as is.
EchoSolo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:08:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman!
AaronRodgersMustache ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:43:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What an opportunity on your cake day.
fetusy ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:03:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's my cakeday?!
Oh god, I'm so unprepared. Why do I browse so much on mobile?
SO MUCH WASTED KARMA
Edit: /s
ReactsWithWords ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:22:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2EJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this from phoneshop?
fetusy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know what that is. Movie?
2EJ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:28:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Phoneshop is a UK comedy, sort of pokes an ironic finger at society. Very funny.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:02:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman! ಠ_ಠ
JustTheT1p ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:52:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent cakeday post!
tokedown ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:17:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this guy deserves gold.
HerbyMcBluntsmokerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:02:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahahahaa
branedead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:04:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
happy cakeday
snorting_dandelions ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 20:16:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry's been on reddit all of 3 hours officially.
I wonder how many celebrities actually lurk around on reddit.
paleo_dragon ยท 169 points ยท Posted at 20:45:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Lets see I can think of:
Chris Hardwick (/u/ChrisHardwick)
Dave Grohl (/u/totallynotdavegrohl)
Schwarzenegger (/u/GovSchwarzeneggerโ)
Asa Butterfield (/u/Stimpers)
Kenny Hotz(/u/kennethjoelhotz)
Brandon Sanderson (/u/mistborn)
Peter Mayhew (/u/PeterMayhew)
Neil deGrasse Tyson (/u/neiltyson)
Joe Gordon-Levitt (/u/hitrecordjoe_)
Bo Burnham(/u/BOblivionMovie and /u/comedybronzemine)
Shatner (/u/williamshatner)
Dan Harmon (/u/danharmon)
Jared Champion (/u/jchamp0227)
Wil Wheaton (/u/wil)
Luis Moncada (/u/LuisMoncada)
Chris Kluwe (/u/Loate)
Gasol Brother (/u/Airdria)
John Hekker (/u/Whatthehekk)
Thom Green (/u/_Winters)
Snoop (/u/Here_Comes_The_King)
Freddie Wong (/u/freddiew)
Mat Lillard (/u/matthewlillard)
Bill Gates (/u/thisisbillgates)
2Pac (/u/TwoPac)
Sage Francis (/u/SageFrancisSFR)
David Copperfield (/u/DCopperfield)
Adam Savage (/u/mistersavage)
Joe Lauzon (/u/JoeLauzonDotCom)
Duncan Trussell (/u/duncantrustzerg)
Andy Milonakis (/u/andymilonakis)
The Hanks bros. /u/Thanksy & /u/chethaze (original account was deleted, but seems to have come back. Unknown if still him)
That dude who's a doctor and his best bud is a black guy doctor.Zack Braff (/u/zachinoz)Colbert (Username unknown. However reddit is frequently referenced on the show)
Aziz Ansar (Username unknown, but he mentions reddit frequently)
Thom Green(Username unknown but he helped code parts of the voting algorithm )
Anna Kendrick (Username unknown. Mentions being addicted to reddit here and here.)
Brent Spiner(/u/bspiner) was until his AMA last year.
John and Hank Green ((/u/thesoundandthefury & /u/ecogeek respectively)
Daniel Tosh (Username unknown, but he gets most of his material from here)
Notch (/u/xNotch)
Warlizard (/u/Warlizard)
Unidan (/u/Unidan)
Shittywatercolour (/u/Shittywatercolour)
Forthewolfx (/u/Forthewolfx)
edit: added more
edit2: added even more. and their user names.
edit3: Honorable mention goes to /u/PMofTuvalu the Prime Minister of the Island nation Tuvalu
Forthewolfx ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:01:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did I get on this list?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:59:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Because you're the guy who did that thing everybody knows you for. Remember?
Edit: P.S. This is one of those moments I feel like I'm on a different reddit than everyone else because I don't have the slightest clue who you are and have been on reddit for years.
paleo_dragon ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:12:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dude you missed out: http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/reddit-forthewolfx-celebrity/
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:33:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, shit. I keep thinking of the words "incredible" and "retarded" but I'm not sure what order they're supposed to be. It's incredibly retarded, because it's so incredible it's retarded. Or it's just so retarded it's incredible. Like really, really braindead stupid, but in a good way.
TheGhostOfDusty ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:19:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are the most famous person on that list dude.
Arnie and 2pac ain't got nothin'!
enemawatson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I PM you my address will you please mail me a sample of your hair?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:52 on January 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wished to be famous, and so you are.
why_compromise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:42:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's the wish that keeps on giving!
Barrinson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:28 on February 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are the ultimate celebrity
baddna7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:48:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because your famous.
Tasgall ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 20:55:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, Warlizard is on Reddit? From the Warlizard Gaming Forums? Man, I haven't seen that place in ages, nice to see he's still active.
Guy's a legend.
urukhai434 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:32:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
GShipsLickstheTiTs ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:54:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"That dude who's a doctor and his best bud is a black guy doctor."
Zach Braff from scrubs quizas?
Octopus_Tetris ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟQUIZAS?
doomsday_pancakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ยฟquizรกs?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quiz-ass?
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ya that's him.
Ravanas ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot Wil Wheaton. How could you?
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel so ashamed
TimeZarg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fix your list, dammit.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As you wish
HowTheyGetcha ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:43:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a legend!
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:15:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tupac? Don't fuck around man, you'll make me cry...
paleo_dragon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:25:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's really him.
Goldenfox89 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Peter Mayhew as well.
Plague_Bot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:54:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I've been thinking of compiling a list like this for ages. But now you did it.
Welp, looks like my work here is done. I like jobs like this.
DJ_JrkFace ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:55:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2Pac?
paleo_dragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:03:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
;)
BlackZeppelin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:53:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The drummer from Cage the elephant lurks. He said so in his ama.
Odusei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:11:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, you should also throw in Chris Hardwick, or you'll hurt his feelings.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Was about too. Thnx though.
edit: Damnnnnnnnnnnnn his wife is fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
GimmieMore ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2Pac is on Reddit?
misopog_on ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CGP Grey too
anfea2004 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:43:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tom Felton as well.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never proven. And has seem to gone dark anyways.
peeksvillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Hadfield
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:46:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Left(or went into hiding) after AMA.
iamnotobama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:57:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obama?
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't stick around after his AMA. nor does he ever mention "being addicted" to reddit.
ben_waballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was a great burn on Daniel Tosh /u/paleo_dragon. Makes me think you might be Daniel Tosh..though I have to admit I always imagined Tosh's username would have more stuff about licking boners in it.
FelateMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So childish.
JWard515 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:40:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New England Patriots WR Julian Edelman does too, /u/jedelman11
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sweet!
DoYouEvenUpVote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also Lorde. She herself sais she browses it regularly.
nimbus29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:31:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can add Rob Thomas /u/thisisrobthomas to your list.
kwh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:01:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite was how /u/bspiner commented on a thread about himself 6 months before his AMA and nobody ever noticed.
brash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:56:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm pretty sure that's not him
axmurderer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:45:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lorde, too. Username unkown, other than her AMA.
flashmedallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:15 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD FORTHEWOLFX
iLurk_4ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:59:17 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's the wrong shittywatercolor :p
superiority ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:11:53 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I knew Pac was alive!
ohshitimincollege ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:59:29 on January 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really list 2Pac? lol
paleo_dragon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:02:00 on January 13, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol ya, thought I'd slip a joke in.
st_gulik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:40:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of them have accounts with different names. <.< >.>
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously
Saxit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:45:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stoya /u/IAmStoya
Obama /u/PresidentObama
Yes, the list is in order of importance.
Odusei ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shatner left, man. He was upset about the racism, sexism, and homophobia, and when he found out that the mods weren't going to do anything to police it (or even let him just turn off his inbox so that it wasn't full of random shit every time he logged in) he ditched the site.
George Takei might be a lurker here, or maybe he just has interns that lurk reddit for him, but stuff from the front page of reddit will occasionally make it onto Takei's Facebook page.
paleo_dragon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His last post was 5 days ago.
Odusei ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:19:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well then he really is a redditor, threatening to leave and then hanging around. None of us can really quit this place. I thought he might succeed where so many had failed.
Oh, you'll want to put Adam Savage from MythBusters on your list.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Already there.
Odusei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kay, how about Joseph Gordon Levitt? I'd give it about a 70% chance he's a regular/lurker.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Only posting people that we actually know are redditors., and have posted within the last ~3 months.
Odusei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:36:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joseph Gordon Levitt is posting today, right now, over in /r/television.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting, thanks!
Odusei ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, and Asa Butterfield, star of Hugo and Ender's Game is a regular.
paleo_dragon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, got it!
MBuddah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:13:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
probably all of them. it's not a secret site haha
dontibbles ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 19:41:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He'll get along just fine here
Vmoney1337 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:51:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope he'll become the new /u/Here_Comes_The_King
TheTwatTwiddler ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:03:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love it!
dotMJEG ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:45:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
don't you Love it?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
jongbag ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:51:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's a born redditer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah hell be asking for at least 50 million a repost next though.
fucking industry whore
nyrepub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Itโs his observational humor.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:28:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And like a true Redditor he's calling absolutely genuine pictures of real-life things fake.
Ahhhh, science.
president_davis ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 19:50:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My apologies for posting this question again, but I'm trying to position it where Jerry will actually see it so he can respond. This is indeed a serious question:
Jerry, if someone were to come up with a ridiculous amount of money to pay both you & Julia Louise Dreyfus, would you be open to making a porno flick with her?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:34:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt he's motivated by obscene amounts of money anymore. Just my 2 cents.
I mean, come on. Let's say you're guaranteed to eat lavish meals for the rest of your life. Would you really be motivated to visit someone or somewhere you dislike because they'd give you a well-cooked meal?
purpledust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Julia comes from BIG MONEY.
president_davis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:42:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, are you saying Jerry doesn't like Julia Louise? I always had the impression that they had good chemistry, which prompted my question.
Also, I don't know why I'm getting all the hate with the downvotes. I simply asked a question.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, just that he probably doesn't want to make a sex tape, no matter who it's with. I'm sure they're good friends.
Octopus_Tetris ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:04:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck kind of a simile is that?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Take it as you will. I'm just trying to provide perspective on money for those who don't understand the idea that for Jerry & Julia, money probably isn't the primary motivator in their decisions as it relates to how they choose to spend their time.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like a balloon, and too much air goes inside!
Octopus_Tetris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I understadn what your saying, it's the way you're saying it I have a problem with.
durtysox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jesus, man, how do you not know how insulting that is? Is your penis just so determined it can't abide a universe with no possibility of stroking it to watching your chosen couple fuck? You don't talk to people like that. Not to waitresses, not to CEO's, not to celebrities - unless the person actually fucks for a living, it's not an acceptable question. Shut the fuck up.
prometheuspk ยท 2019 points ยท Posted at 18:47:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would be just great. We could have you around on reddit making sarcastic comments about posts while Snoop Dogg could just call everyone neffew.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2065 points ยท Posted at 19:47:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I would love to! But I do forget about things, like my twitter.
QuestionSleep86 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 21:15:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit, a website about nothing.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:10:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit, a website about social faux pas and ridiculous social customs.
Fanta089 ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 19:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
make an effort, remember us
zombierobotvampire ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:56:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Simple. Humor. Gold.
TallestSkil ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:00:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs gold, Jerry! GOLD!
MLaw2008 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:50:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget to remember! Please Jerry!
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
twitter is for the birds
Platitudinous_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Twitterally.
danhakimi ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:55:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Twitter is forgettable. Reddit is addictive.
todd_gak ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:58:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's part of who you are.
prometheuspk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:45:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why I hate it so much.
CaptainChewbacca ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:37:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We could make you a moderator on /r/mildlyinteresting
TobyTrash ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:55:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God damnit, I never log on to my twitter, but you have one more Norwegian following you... Enjoy the snow, we have none!!
El_Dumfuco ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:29:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget, you're here forever.
kyoutenshi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:31:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's reddit, you won't forget.
rafael000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just imagine what kind of wonderful things will be on the front page tomorrow...just imagine!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:23:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know Captain James T Kirk uses reddit too?
peanutboo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:47:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's Twitter?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh don't worry Reddit is a lot better about not letting you forget than Twitter.
Arkazia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wish I was able to leave so easily.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sneaky Jerry with his plugs
ikearambo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think twitter is pretty overrated anyway.
CharSiuBao9A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:26:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's okay. We're funner than Twitter.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:25:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to reddit. Bring Larry David, the Internet needs both of your input and possibly a movie starring you both
FLR21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can become a moderator at /r/standupshots
IndustryPlant ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:54:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a jew! is it awesome having 800 million dollars?
TheSnacky ยท 1214 points ยท Posted at 19:16:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Arnold Schwarzenegger gives people health and workout tips.
Kudhos ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:45:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is the king of /r/fitness . He's done multiple fitness related posts there.
I love you Arnold
kunalgupta ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:55:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is the Governator.
newusername123456789 ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:47:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would wil wheaton do?
TheSnacky ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:49:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Show up, now that you mentioned him.
homerpalooza101 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:24:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you call.
Yo, /u/wil! You comin'?
stug41 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:00:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have to say it three times. /u/wil
bluemtfreerider ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck it im in /u/wil
nimsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha Ha. You thought that was actually going to work
Cam-I-Am ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:48:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Wil Wheaton gives board game recommendations.
owa00 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:50:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All while unidan gives tips on dissecting animals.
jb2386 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:36:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Obama trolls the grammar nazis.
toilet_crusher ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LETS START A COUNTRY
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
jb4427 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:49:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can have it.
I call janitor.
khaosdragon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:42:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Truly a position to be feared.
jb4427 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I just really, really don't wanna be Vice President.
TheKidWithBieberHair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:31:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I be the town drunk? Wait, why am I asking you this? Of course I can!
saadistic1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:38:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Gates posts interesting ideas / initiatives / books.
TheTwatTwiddler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:53:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And /u/Maxxters gives us great sex and health tips
robotco ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:11:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and william shatner just keeps posting and everyone keeps ignoring him
MLaw2008 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nyaaaahhh now you need to work your triceps on this hotel chair because you are on your vacation and a gym is just not going to cut it nyaaaaah
sup3rmark ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:32:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Aaron Paul called everyone "bitch."
ketostoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:14:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read every single one of these in arnies voice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:41:48 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's not forget /u/williamshatner
Chaos20X6 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
10/10 would never leave site
TheTwatTwiddler ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:04:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Madonna's AMA, lest we forget
TheSnacky ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:11:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
send photo
AsskickMcGee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! I love that people went nuts about how Snoop had the "most active" AMA and "responded to the most comments", yet ~90% of his posts were simply "You my neff".
WumboJumbo ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:13:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody didn't get called his neff #salty
AsskickMcGee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sniff...
KieranRozells ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:50:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is that really snoop?
prometheuspk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:55:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yep
slaphapii ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:15:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Sarcasm would turn Reddit into a bitter, small sort of place where throwaway one liners with faux insight collect all the upvotes while comments that contain some tiny kernel of value languish at the bottom of the cesspool.
Echono ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:30:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, business as usual then?
PuckyMacpuckpants ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
only if you post in /r/trees
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:10:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea he was active on here. Might be the best thing i've seen all year long!
KongRahbek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:53:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do we really want to be the Letterman of the internet?
howajambe ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.... you people on reddit are so lame sometimes it's painful.
TheSnacky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're also on reddit.
Swordphone ยท -17 points ยท Posted at 19:15:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope I'm not the only one who looked at his terrible finger diarrhea of text on the screen and Nope-backed out of his AMA.
no_YOURE_sexy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:42:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are the only one.
Swordphone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would seem.
zombierobotvampire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I, for one, personally call for this man's residdnation!! Simply appalling.
OneEyedCharlie ยท 2318 points ยท Posted at 19:00:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good Guy Jerry Seinfeld. Actually browses other Reddit posts while he is here and makes jokes about them for us.
flockofmoose ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 19:17:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's clearly piggybacking the top post! Karma whore! Get him!
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:44:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with karma whores?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:02:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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inthemorning33 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well consider this a bizzaro post, please give me your negative karma
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:25:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The way you said that makes all of reddit sound like a bunch of children waiting to be entertained.
Which is true.
TurbanNator ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:38:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
There should be a subreddit just for all those celebrities that had had an AMA. They can all just talk about the questions they've receive and the shit they've seen. Just for their benefit. We can call it /r/celebreddit
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:30:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He definitely checked out /r/gonewild.
pmk422 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:38:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And what's the deal with all the buttholes?
jaketocake ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:12:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just another reason to love him.
lanopticx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whaaattt is the deal with Amazon? Who arreee these people?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
omg not everything is a goddamn advice animal
slaphapii ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:28:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also, understands that everything is fake.
paradoxofchoice ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:23:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you mean he's like any other redditor, quickly losses interest in boring posts and goes to the more interesting posts.
foslforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
good comedian knows his audience
organblaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Working 24/7
PenisStuckInFanHelp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well he is at the reddit offices. I'm sure they were explaining reddit to him and clicking links.
Magnusm1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please go away. Go back to /r/f7u12. Go back to /r/Adviceanimals.
Anywhere but here.
OneEyedCharlie ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only if you'll go back to r/ladybonersgonewild
Magnusm1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:03:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Implying homosexuality? Wow, what a badass.
OneEyedCharlie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:24:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Implying you control subreddits? Wow what a bad ass.
darkstormyloko ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty amazing if you think about it. He has to be clever enough to grasp how it all works, and intellectually curious enough to care. It doesn't sound like a lot, but think about how many AMAs don't do this, and it start to put into perspective the reality of the world we live in. Between this and Louis C.K., it's hard not to have a special appreciation for the intelligence of comedians who have worked their way to the top.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:06:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ugh
president_davis ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I asked this earlier, but it's probably buried where Jerry won't see it. This is a serious question:
Jerry, if someone were to come up with a ridiculous amount of money to pay both you & Julia Louise Dreyfus, would you be open to making a porno flick with her?
TheTwatTwiddler ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:52:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey /u/_Seinfeld, give us another joke about the Front Page.
OP plz
johnnyslims ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm pretty sure that's the 32MB USB stick I ordered
Chispy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:15:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like we got a Jerry Seinfeld in the making here.
gravshift ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
32 MB being big would be when his show had its last episode.
demc7 ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I get a feeling you'll be sticking around Reddit for sometime yet.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:18:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(Gooble gobble.)
braff_travolta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You can log off any time you like,"
"But you can never leave!"
hates_u ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:30:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We can hope. I'm pretty sure he'd break reddit though.
MutthaFuzza ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:43:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's the secret dungeon of yours?
[deleted] ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:04:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually, its real! It's a nissan versa: http://www.autoweek.com/article/20130926/CARNEWS/130929848
dt403 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:07:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He should do an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee where he has a Versa delivered, and then drives it around.
Comedians in Cars in Amazon Boxes Getting Coffee
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:01:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that you're browsing the front page and not just talking to a typist is awesome!
x571 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:09:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is in Madison, WI. And it's cold right now.
wpmullen ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Plus, the box is WAY too clean. My deliveries are stored in the inside of a truck and look like they were carried on horseback. That one, in the snow, and no graffiti or dirt? Come on!
braff_travolta ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 19:05:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree, a box that big would normally look something like
type40tardis ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 19:11:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Many amazon
KellyTheET ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
such branding
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
such delivery
waffleninja ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Such river
MrFrowny_ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:09:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Much shopping
ritty111 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:41:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
much amazon
penispenispenisballs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:42:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Such amazon
mgolf ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You sound more like Detective Bookman than Jerry Seinfeld now
sarpedonx ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:08:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you're #1 on Reddit right now sir. You're #1.
buckynutz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:48:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Madison wi getting some love
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It's real Jerry, and it's right here in Madison, Wisconsin. If I wasn't working today I'd go take a picture of it for you even though it's bitterly cold. A local news channel is investigating and I'll update this status later to include the link to the story.
EDIT: So far no report, but here is where the news station claims to be investigating the truck.
I'm aware you've visited Madison in the past, so my question is, what did you think of the city?
zapruder_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch out for the UPS man!
espiotales ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, NO! I was at a doctors appointment and I missed it? If you see this Mr. Seinfeld, I grew up watching your show! My dad is your biggest fan so we watch it every night! We own all the seasons on DVD, have an "I'm telling you for the last time!" DVD, CD and mp3! In fact, I was at the grocery store today and guess what I saw? A Drakes coffee cake! I enjoyed your performance in everything from Seinfeld, Bee Movie, and even when you played Comp-U-Comp in the Dilbert tv show! It would really mean a lot to me if you even just knew my fathers name. Know Mr. Seinfeld, your biggest fan is named Rory! If you even responded to this comment saying "Hello Rory from the DC metropolitan area!" My father would be ecstatic!
dcgm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with giant boxes on delivery trucks?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:18:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize all it contains is a printer cartridge and a 6oz bag of beef jerky, right?
*polhold01240 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's real, and it's spectacular. - Ashley and Natalie, Nissan Community Managers
diewhitegirls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:44:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Amazon was filming a video at the coffeehouse next to that bar, Woof's. Incidentally, my friends own a [phenomenal clothing store](www.contextclothing.com) right across the street...anyone who is anyone shops there Maybe also the someones, but not so much with the noones.
c0nf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:15:36 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NEWMAN!
flipsideking ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You belong here
jebus01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
COME... COME TO US...
BushyEyes ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry Seinfeld, your show has been with me since I was young and it still cracks me up to this day. I love, love love watching Comedians in Cars. I don't have a question, I just wanted to tell you what an influence you've had on me! You always make me laugh when I'm down.
Edit: Figured I'd just throw out one of my favorite lines. I always liked the one where you talk about car alarms being so annoying. This is the one
adeason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
..and not just one. We are gonna need two of those.
rainman34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
welcome to reddit - where real vs fake is asked a million times a day
badbadpet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Inside it there is an even bigger box.
DonkeyLightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I think they figured out is was a car in there. Nissan (or someone) had a deal with Amazon and I guess this is how they were delivered
stgeorge78 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean... what's the deal with that???
thesaunders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold Jerry, GOLD!
reflythis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we're taking the amazon box, and that's all there is to it...
Valendr0s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's real, but it's just a publicity stunt.
heyheyitscaturday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Called out by Jerry Seinfeld. Take a walk of shame OP.
ZPTs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're #1 baby!
capncrooked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the deal with giant shipping boxes?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaand he's hooked on Reddit....
papsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably just a USB thumb drive.
prometheuspk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I am missing this joke. link?
papsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, people will receive much larger boxes for small items such as a thumb drive. There's been pictures posted around the web for a bit.
refOree177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this on the set of your next movie, Jerry?
Ha_HaBUSINESS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to a gold mine of material
doela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Actually it's a secret moving strip club of Amazonian women.
Conjugal_Burns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...And now your AMA is the #1 thing on reddit!
JennieGreenEyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I just opened up reddit and this thread is #1! Congratulations Jerry!
WickedLiquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Less is more!
bjkimm2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like you so much more because of this comment.
pegcitygeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably has some guy's new mouse pad in there.
AreYouNuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That image here got me confused at first, thought i closed your thread instead of that big amazon box thread
zoso79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And now you are number 1!!!
ailee43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But Jerry.... both of them are real.
acali_ny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A rolling commentary on front page posts by Jerry Seinfeld! Sounds like a podcast idea to me! Daniel Tosh did it for youtube videos! Justtt sayin...
jeeaudley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet it's a paperclip too.
gdmfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"What were they doing with a car on the goddamn moon?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this. This is one of the best AMAs ever.
redvandal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pair of socks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bit upset cause we don't have snow here.
neuromorph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The tape does have amazon all over it.
whirlybirds7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's a bowling alley?
waffleninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Neither are fake though. The drone system is actually being developed (although there are only a few places where it will work), and the big box has a car inside (Nissan/Amazon partnership).
eckster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
rehpotsirhc123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It actually has the Amazon Prime shipping tape, which repeats Amazon every few inches.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's actually the entire Amazon Jungle delivered.
Zaph0d42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with the front page?
purpledust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay, I know Jerry is gone now (excuse me, Mr. Seinfeld), but did y'all look at the video that he put up of his new show. The Delorean. 19.5-20.0 seconds. You can see a shadow to the left of the Delorean. Do we film cars on streets with drones now???
Jerry Seinfeld wrote:
LocalForumTr0LL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
now you really are a redditor. you should be hooked now =)
rimenoceros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ujmq0/whats_the_largest_item_you_can_have_shipped_from/ceirchu
jambomyhombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can order a Nissan from Amazon now.
FunkSlice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are legendary.
Xaxxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*were real
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looks like amazon is delivering your new 918 Spyder! :)
doomsday_pancakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I walk by that street every week. It's on downtown Madison, WI.
Max_Freedom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How big is that roll of packing tape?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R48KMbOOR-A
kratoz0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is gold Jerry! Gold!
Nightmare_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not to mention it's a tow truck. It's made to carry vehicles. And if you look at the reflection in the store window, there's no box.
mynameisalso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reposter!!
alfamale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a surprise delivery of a 991 GT3.
DragonRaptor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Turns out it was true, it was a PR stunt with Nissan to deliver a car :
http://www.autoweek.com/article/20130926/CARNEWS/130929848
kayelem87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
REDDIT GOLD JERRY, REDDIT GOLD!
ktappe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny thing is, it's apparently genuine.
Retrievil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its real. It's a car in a box. Here it is from another angle.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ujwh9/sure_hope_they_got_free_shipping/
benkordus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's in Madison, WI. I know.
djfoundation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
holy mother, that's my neighborhood!
BigBilbobaggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
90% of it is bubble wrap
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the Drone delivery system IS real, it's coming June 2015 though.
Insane_Cat_Lady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:46:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry gained gold from his comments too
i_are_pant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/tBBYOt3.jpeg
A different shot might offer new persepctive?
Jabbari_Scrivvens ยท 228 points ยท Posted at 19:31:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Thanks for doing the AMA.
My question is how did you come up with Festivus and did you ever think that people would actually celebrate it?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 429 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't come up with it, it was the invention of Dan O'Keefe's father, who was a writer on our show. We never anticipated anything. I anticipated it would be a good idea that would get us through this week.
zeebs758 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:48:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Dan's father created something that will last a lifetime. Thank him for us
RyanTally ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:22:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2013-12-09/news/os-festivus-florida-capitol-20131209_1_festivus-pole-chaz-stevens-nativity-scene
wingnut0000 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 23:21:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITS A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
egallyg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:54:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll have you know that this past Christmas my dad made us a festivus post instead of a Christmas tree. We got books.
WhoahCanada ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:42:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I literally celebrated it last night with some friends.
Each year we get an ice cream cake and pack about 100 candles on it. Light 'em all, blow 'em out, and spend the next 15 minutes picking out all the wax so the cake is edible. Done it every year since '06.
It's just an excuse to have an ice cream cake. No relation to your Festivus, but we liked the name. :)
2010_12_24 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:24:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, was Dan O'Keefe a writer on the show, or was his father? What's modifying what here?
That would be weird if it were the latter. Imagine being a permanent staple on a show, but always getting referred to by others on the show as the father of some dude who has nothing to do with the show.
textfiles ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:12:48 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dan O'Keefe was a writer on the show, and he provided a modified form of the Festivus holiday that his family had created. All the O'Keefes are talented people - Larry O'Keefe has co-created broadway musicals, and there was even a short-lived O'Keefe sitcom series that was roughly based on the family.
I came to a few of their christmas open houses and knew the brothers. Great people. The fact that Festivus has taken off like it has is amazing.
Magnusm1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you haven't googled Festivus yet, I suggest you do.
wikitywikitywak ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 18:41:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider hosting SNL again?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 309 points ยท Posted at 19:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a great time being on SNL. But I didn't think that I was one of those great hosts that had all these different things that they could finally do on that show. So I think it's better when other people host it.
skankboy ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:30:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The OZ skit was the best!
moeSzys1ak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Missed out on the make-up sodomy!
skankboy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:34:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The make-up sodomy's the best part of being nailed to a gym floor!
plebsareneeded- ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:37:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This I what makes you the best type of performer. Do great with your great skills but leaving things to others that can be funnier or do better with no ego involved.
moeSzys1ak ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:31:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your history teacher sketch on that SNL was classic! My father was a middle school history teacher and he swore that's exactly how some classes went down. Now, every time I hear "Europe" spoken aloud, I say, "Europe? Who came up with that name, Europe?" like Ellen Cleghorn.
the_fart_whisperer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:47:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i read that jerry brought his own writers when he hosted SNL, and according to tina fey that never bodes well for the person hosting, so that might explain jerry's reluctance to do it again, for those of you wondering
prometheanbane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How very self-aware of you.
Tex-Rob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:03:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know how to say this without sounding like I am saying Jerry Seinfeld wasn't that great on SNL, but I tend to agree. I've seen a lot of very funny people go on there and host, and they just don't seem to fit for some reason. It's interesting to see you fully admit that.
Trenks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sketch comedy and stand up are two different beasts. Same with improv. The professionals in one field aren't just immediately transferable simply because they are funny people.
HomeButton ยท 1537 points ยท Posted at 17:54:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry -
i just watched the episode of comedians in cars getting coffee with louis ck (which was really, really funny, especially the animation for the boat story). you said that the whole drug side effects was a bad comedy premise. as a guy who wants to do what you do because of you, and just someone interested in stuff, why do you think thatโs a bad premise? you never said.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2522 points ยท Posted at 18:02:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's too obviously dumb to make fun of. And it's been made fun of by countless comedians, so that's your first signal of a subject to avoid. If you've seen 8 comedians talk about something, you want to not talk about that, unless you can talk about it in a completely new way.
HomeButton ยท 762 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks, dude -- that helps.
[deleted] ยท 1260 points ยท Posted at 18:21:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just called Jerry Seinfeld dude
EyeCWhatUDidThere ยท 726 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He just got advice on being a comedian from JERRY FUCKING SEINFELD and called him dude.
[deleted] ยท 512 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The balls on this guy.
lofi76 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or girl.
KozmikKaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Doesn't know better :P
four_toed_dragon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:21:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, it's not like he called the President of the United States dude.
oer6000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the context of that clip?
four_toed_dragon ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:32:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jon Stewart did a remote broadcast of The Daily Show in Washington DC. Obama was his guest that evening, it aired the October before the 2012 election. Instead of polite jokes, Stewart really grilled him.. then "dude" happened. It's obvious to me that Stewart was given a good "talking to" during the commercial break about calling the POTUS "dude" because he was much more respectful when they continued with the interview.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-27-2010/barack-obama-pt--1
[Edit: Corrected link]
[Edit2: It seems to me the "dude" was edited out of the clip on TDS website]
myangel23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:38:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wow.
scares_bitches_away ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:58:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
saving
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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TheCowboyIsAnIndian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or girl.
InAFakeBritishAccent ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The dude abides.
Recon3li3t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would Man have been better?
hazie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I said "dude...you'd better step off."
citadel_lewis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:45:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
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modestlyawesome1000 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't dropped yet.
CapAll55 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:55:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ladies and gentlemen: The Internet
smw2102 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:22:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brought to you by Al Gore.
Rekcals83 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:12:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should he have said "your majesty?"
sedition ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Perfect commentary on the change in our celebrity culture.
SocialIssuesAhoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He should be calling him Mr. President!
pwn576 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with that.
boombotser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Technically, we all got advice
lewko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or your Sein-ness, or el-Seinerino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
hates_u ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn kids these days.
Maox ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the advice was to shut up.
callingshotgun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you suggesting he's not deserving of the title "dude" ?
bababooey81 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dudes in this town are a dime a dozen.
ph1asco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you have more upvotes?!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dudeception?
mattsprofile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, miss?
heyboner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and you want to be my latex salesman
staiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SWEET!
howajambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck does that even mean?
What else is he supposed to call him?
A fucking king?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That kid's gonna be allllllll right
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:24:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know, right? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING ?!?! LMAO
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats gold, dude!
z500 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sweet
[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:31:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yo dont call jerry dude.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:41:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he prefers mang
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad I'm not the only one that spells it that way
Nightwise ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:50:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oi! Oi! Don't call me yo, pal.
Erzherzog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:07:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah? Don't call me pal, buddy.
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's disrespectful, as if he sees Seinfeld as an equal or something.
Lucky75 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:40:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't Obama here, you can't just call JERRY FUCKING SEINFELD 'dude'.
Mr_Mcshiny ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not your dude, bro.
bathroomstalin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa dude marijuana and comedy? Uncharted territory my friend
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 20:00:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
FUCKING REDDIT ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION????
That meme, you know the one that was the first thing that came to your head? DON"T FUCKING POST IT. Everyone else thought of the same thing and if you post it Jerry fucking Seinfeld himself thinks you're a hack.
baalroo ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:12:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
unfortunately, 11 times out of 10 that post/comment will be at the top because everyone goes "hey, that's what I was thinking" and upvotes.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:42:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Piggybacking on that, have you actually ever done a "what's the deal with airline food" bit, or is that just the go-to bit for anyone trying to parody you?
ulyssesgrant ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:13:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you were being self deprecating, since you had that bit about side effects on "I'm telling you for the last time"
minusthemaliciousnes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:28:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are your thoughts on travel and airplanes? Almost every comedian discusses hotels and travel. Your airline stuff is hilarious. How do comedians keep that idea fresh? Why is it acceptable to rehash that? Thanks
vita_benevolo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like when Ricky Gervais made fun of comedians who make nauseatingly obvious observations like, "does anyone else get the munchies after smoking weed?!"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And black people are like.....and white people are like...!
Huitzilopostlian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is the biggest problem with comedy in Mexico, the famous old school comedians would only tell the same jokes and do the same gigs over and over and over again, new ones with fresh materials can't catch a break, like Eugenio Derbez for example, he is getting a lot of notoriety in the US, for exploiting the very same thing he's being doing in Mexico for over 15 years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link for the lazy
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you heard Louis CKs bit on when he got way too high with a bunch of young guys in Kansas City? I seriously have not laughed that hard in a very... very long time. Would that fall into this category?
Ignee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know. I saw one that said "unusually grand ideas". That was pretty good.
ZeGoldMedal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa. I know you won't respond to this, but as an aspiring comedian, that's some pretty damn good advice. I watched your roundtable discussion with Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, and Chris Rock recently, and I just want to say listening to guys who have made it, who are at the top, discuss the intricacies of how they arrive at their comedic decisions, has to be the most fascinating and educational thing for me right now.
notanobelisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably my favorite CICGC. 1959 Fiat Jolly with Louis C.K.
vilgrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's also not easy when Bill Cosby did it so well. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=achFxzgS0gE
ragamufin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was so glad when that episode went live, because I had just watched the final season of Louie, and I was worried you two weren't friends after the fight over the Letterman show!
How was it working with Louis CK, both on his show and CICGC?
cannedpeaches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I remember Louie himself did a riff on being too high during Live at the Beacon Theatre. What was your take on that? Is it one of those things that's just funny if you know you can carry it off and otherwise, don't go there? Or do you think he tackled it from an angle that allowed it to be funny whereas it otherwise would not have been?
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Louis CK does a bit about standing outside a club in Kansas City smoking a joint with a bunch of folks after a show, and how the bud is so much better nowadays, and then he finds that he's just counting the seconds he looks at each person before switching - it's fairly spot-on if you've been high anytime in the past 15 years. He did it well! I found it hilarious anyway, at an [8].
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KennyMcCormick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just went and watched the episode with Louie, it was the first of the series that I've seen. So funny, I'm definitely going to watch more!
WorkAccountIDC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have really good nuggets of wisdom. You're a cool guy in my book!
grindinghalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like shopping carts with one bad wheel...?
08mms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever considered going on Marc Maron's WTF! podcast. It would be very fascinating to hear you two discuss the nuance of comedy as a profession.
Okilurknomore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:11:10 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would watch an entire show animated like that
AppleTStudio ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if I made fun of comedians talking about countless subjects and how they're so boring, then bring it back around and talk about how some nobody is making fun of all these somebodies?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, Jerry, what is the deal with airplane food?
Aschebescher ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 18:18:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link to said episode with Louis CK
CaspianX2 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:49:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that was really, really funny, especially the animation. Thank you!
Janegoodallsucks ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:20:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was the best 23 minutes of my week.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:51:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This show is very well done. Good, quality programming is so scarce these days. Keep up the good work, Jerry!
madest ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want that eye!
cozyswisher ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:49:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap, I love the feel and aesthetic to this episode. I didn't have coffee, I didn't go out on the water, I didn't ride in that car, I didn't chill with Louis CK and Jerry Seinfeld, and yet I feel like I just did. It's such a comfy episode, with a great soundtrack and editing lol
johnz0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i wonder why the boat in the episode is different than the one in the story...
joebleaux ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidentally, I recently watched one of Louis CK's specials (maybe the one from a couple years ago) and his bit about the last time he smoked pot with strangers outside a club was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. My wife was actually crying because she was laughing so hard.
springbreak06 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:16:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode he's talking about prescription drug side effects being overdone in comedy
joebleaux ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I see.
ardikus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watch the episode of Jerry's show with Louis CK (someone linked it above). Louis talks about getting stoned and seeing 3D Imax movies and it's hilarious.
tinasugar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:13:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HEY LOUIS CK ITS RAINING NOW that was my fav part omg
stockus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man I can't get over how little I liked the animation from that episode! It seems to take away from the premise of the show which is really just two people telling stories/talking. The animation means you miss all of Louis' hand-waving or small smirks while he talks and miss anything Jerry responds to. I hope it doesn't become too common. But maybe it plays really well with most other viewers.
howajambe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If this needs to be explained to you, I don't think you're born for comedy, but you can definitely still learn.
hello_fruit ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:45:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Argh, reddit. Typical reddit/trees bullshit.
howajambe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, it's typical autistic I-don't-know-the-first-thing-about-anything-until-it's-explained-to-me-like-a-5-year-old- and-suddenly-I'm-an-expert reddit
hello_fruit ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Autism is an inborn mental illness, the person is innocent, faultless and blameless. Pot on the other hand is a moral depravity.
howajambe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:49:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
... huh? Nigger you must be bearing some kind of cross.
hello_fruit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:04:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I just hate potheads.
Barnabam ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 18:05:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wrote the ad copy for the Acura ads that accompany the most recent episodes of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." How did that writing process differ from joke writing? What was the inspiration for the retro-space-age theme?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 265 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The idea was to take a car from 2014, and transport it through a time tunnel to an ad agency in 1965 that is somewhat incompetent. And Acura liked the idea and wanted me to do it, so we did it.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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euxneks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:09:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want them to bring back the prelude specifically for that reason. The prelude was always a fun car to play around with.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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shoblime ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sort of.
The RSX is actually the replacement for the Acura Integra (and is called the Integra in other markets).
The Prelude was more of a grand touring coupe - it was larger, had more technology, and a less rip-roaring engine.
The RSX is smaller, more high strung, and more of a sports coupe than a touring car.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:31:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The prelude was also FWD. Only the nsx and s2000 were RWD.
TheBowerbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:15:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New NSX is on the way.
Blaphtome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That emblem blasting off was hilarious.
notananthem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:39:50 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was incredibly novel and a very non-intrusive ad approach, for someone who hates most forced ad exposure.
malenkylizards ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I Googled, then giggled. Thanks to me, you'll be giggling without Googling.
http://blog.caranddriver.com/acura-to-run-series-of-seinfeld-written-ads-in-next-season-of-comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee/
thedudethedudegoesto ยท 622 points ยท Posted at 17:55:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I've always wondered why you dont do more animated stuff? Was bee movie a pain in the butt or something? Im a 28 year old dude who isn't afraid to admit bee movie is in my top 5. Loved it hahaha.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 903 points ยท Posted at 18:22:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, thank you so much for liking Bee movie. Animated stuff is a little effort-intensive. And the complete opposite of being in front of a live audience. So as much as I like the final result, the process was a little tough for me to do.
Costner_Facts ยท 274 points ยท Posted at 18:24:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bee movie was great. I loved you on 30 Rock during the promotion of that movie!
Incara1010 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:05:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just watched that episode for the first time yesterday, already one of my favorites.
"It opens November 2nd"
swoopgrasp ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:59:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry: 10 free commercials for ''Bee Movie'' -- opening November 2nd -- and l do nothing.
Jack: You let me run ''Seinfeld-Vision'' for three nights, l give you $1.5 million for the charity of your choice, unlimited free promotions on the ''Today'' show, and you give me the name of that country you went to.
Jerry: One night. Doctors Without Borders. Roker in a bee costume.
Jerry:Grenyarnia.
Jack: [ Weeping ] Oh, God.
Incara1010 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:22:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for that, such a great scene, especially because it opens to bee movie on the computer and jack passed out.
aspbergerinparadise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld-Vision!
verafast ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:19:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Movie is one of my 7 year old daughter's favorites. We've watched it a couple of times a month, at least, for the last 3 or 4 years.
eatgreentrainmean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bee movie was great, but woody allen really dropped the ball with Antz
thedudethedudegoesto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can totally understand that, it must bee hard to convey your message through a mic to some dude who says "a little more excitement/sadness/emotion in the next take please"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Subtle.
riptusk331 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you working on a miniature movie set? A little effort-intensive, a little tough?? Hah, sorry had to get you with your own joke!
jessbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say that I've always thought that movie was some sort of Bug's Life knockoff, but I just now decided to watch it. I'm halfway through and it's one of the most charming, hilarious movies I've ever seen.
veggie_sorry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:22:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I JUST now got the joke in the title. I have BA in film studies and I just got that Bee Movie is a take on B Movie, slang for a film with a low budget and no marketable stars.
Brilliant. But I feel stupid now also!
The_Mighty_Rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:23:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe its been too long since I've seen that movie but I would not have put it even in my top 5 animated movies let alone movies in general. No offense to Mr. Seinfeld though it just wasn't my thing.
A-Pi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry, I'm a huge fan of Jerry, but Bee movie was just awful.
pwise1234 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite television comedy that is currently airing?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it's currently on the air, but Get Smart might be my current favorite television comedy. or maybe The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Or maybe the Honeymooners.
pwise1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:17:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for your answer! You made my day.
vandelay714 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:37:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How bout The Odd Couple?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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dan1101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:19:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure it is in reruns, but the original question probably means shows that have current new episodes.
dermotBlancmonge ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:29:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry's point is... no comment on anything currently airing.
HallucinoJER ยท 297 points ยท Posted at 18:29:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hello Jerry, then again since we're not friends (yet) I'll call you Mr. Seinfeld.
When you were a kid, what was your ultimate "one day if I'm rich I will..." fantasy?
Did you fulfill it yet?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 694 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, I love being called Mr. Seinfeld. In fact, all my children call me that. It's funny that you should ask this, because this was something I loved to do as a kid with my friends was sit on my stoop and think "what would we do when we were rich" when we were kids in Long Island. And I remember thinking "The greatest thing you could do if you were rich would be to have a go-kart track."
I don't have one. I do have a long driveway in my house in Long Island, and sometimes I ride on it on a scooter. And that makes me feel like Richie Rich.
Richie Rich, that comic book, made me anxious. Just the whole thing was kind of weird, it brought out strange, uncomfortable emotions of envy, and you know, sadness. He had parents, but it was one of the most depraved comic books of all. I wonder if it still exists, it can't possibly still exist.
ok-milk ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 20:20:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
The problem-solving process in Richie Rich was always baffling. I remember reading one where he was too short to reach the pedals of his car which was probably made of gold or diamonds or some material that was expensive, but absurdly unsuitable for making a car. Caviar or printer ink, maybe. To fix this problem, he strapped stacks of cash to his feet, like stilts.
edit: I a word
jonahlew ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:01:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The answer to the problem of too much money is always: more money.
Five_bucks ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:37:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Throw money at it.
Auir2blaze ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:54:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Richie Rich is pretty messed up.
ollie87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:41:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You. I like you.
isaacbonyuet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:35:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Richie Rich died, and now he is Casper, the friendly ghost
chefdequeeresine ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:40:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the first Long Islander I've ever seen/heard say "in Long Island" rather than "on Long Island"
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:27:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest answer to any question throughout all of time.
So Seinfeld.
DaBake ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:08:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the only person I've met who grew up on Long Island to say "in Long Island" instead of "on Long Island". Did that seem weird to any other Long Islanders?
CyanideSeashell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, quite...
shoryukenist ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:55:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are the only person from LI I don't hate.
dan1101 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:10:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I talked to a really nice customer from LI last week on the phone.
When I was young I had a go kart fund in an old glass apple cider jar. I think I got up to $50 or so. Never got that go-kart. But I have a fast car and a motorcycle so I'm grateful.
supermattkelly ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still read Superman comics? If so, any favorite writers or artists?
HATES_WORK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have actually read my Dad's Richie Rich comics. They still exist, but aren't in very good condition.
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man remember Macully Culkin and John Laraquet, what the hell happened to those two
Seindfield ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 20:30:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Liar! You did fulfill your Richie Rich fantasy!
Proof:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/08/article-0-0DC5CA2200000578-518_634x981.jpg
unsurebutwilling ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:43:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, this is obviously a go kart track....
drelos ยท 390 points ยท Posted at 18:01:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First I want to say your chat with Louis CK with Comediansincar... was lovely. It was really "human" something odd in modern times. Maybe not the most original question over here but are you planning to drink a coffee with Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 444 points ยท Posted at 19:04:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I haven't made any plans for our future episodes. We just finished making the six that will run this season and I don't know what is coming next.
[deleted] ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 19:18:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Jaberkaty ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I cried a bit.
kid-karma ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:39:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of really "human" moments and the fact that you've been refreshingly open during this AMA: have you ever considered appearing on Marc Maron's WTF podcast? I think you two would have a fantastic conversation.
Also I had a dream with Jason Alexander in it last night. I was at a ski resort and I'd just come back down the mountain to rent skis after realizing I'd gone up on the lift without them. I looked over and saw him standing with a group of people and wanted to wave, but changed my mind. He looked like he would have waved back; I was just nervous.
Orbitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I don't totally dislike Marc Maron (hell, i grew up in Albuquerque too), and he's interviewed some people I really like (Maynard James Keenan, Josh Homme) but I can't help but feel he's a bit overrated in his interviewing style. And the types of people he has on his show are way too 'hipster-centric'. I feel like Jerry wouldn't quite fit in.
He needs to branch out more and stop fawning over celebrity culture and interview some authors, philosophers and scientists. Then he'll win me over a little more. Until then, I dont know how much more I can handle hearing about how much he loves Cats and used to love heroin. That got old for me a long time ago.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:22:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But isn't the point of What The Fuck to invite a comedian in to share his life story, or well his life in comedy at least.
I thought that was the whole premise.
But I did get bored myself quite fast, only took me a few weeks of listening to just fast forward until the guest arrives.
Orbitrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:49:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
He interviews plenty of actors and musicians too. You're right about it always sort of revolving around him though. Which is a style, sure. But yea... I just get kinda bored with it myself. Sometimes I get the impression that he is a lot of peoples first (and sometimes only) podcast they listen to. And so they over-rate him because they dont know what else is out there.
Also, something about how hard he tries to seem hipster, and appeal hard to hipster culture. How he dresses, how existential and poetic he tries to be, the guests he invites, the music he listens too... arg... he's a try-hard. It just... bleh. He couldn't possibly be more prototypically hipster, its so extreme you can tell he works at it. It wears on you.
I feel like I need to reiterate, I do like him, I've been watching his show "Maron" on Netflix, and he's definitely working that same comedic style as Louis CK's tv show "Louis", which is awesome. But he's kind of like the Pepsi to Louis CK's Coke. (of course this metaphor relies on Coke being your favorite soda, but you get the idea... Pepsi doesn't totally suck, its just not Coke.)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:00:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's.. Perfect.
I couldn't describe it myself,
That's the exact impression I'm left with after listening to him.
Thanks, you've explained why I can only listen to his podcast every few weeks now!
magnusalpha ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:11:48 on March 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not trying to be those things. He likes those clothes and that music and he's an existential thinker, and majored in lit, has written poetry. He's not TRYING to be who he is, he's just doing it.
I have a hard time when people give shit to a person for being themselves.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:14 on March 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not giving him shit for being himself, I'm saying him being himself isn't doing it for me, it's subjective dude. I like him fine enough but his comedy or performance or whatever isn't for me. I'm not saying other people don't or shouldn't like it. It just isn't for me.
Duzzy_Funlop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really even notice his interviewing style, for me his pods are more of a conversation. And that's why I like them.
wakipaki ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:57:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you'd do one with Zach Galifianakis!
BillMurraysTesticle ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:49:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Add Bill Cosby and Jimmy Fallon!
Kendjo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:01:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Jason Alexander would be great, go to Tom's Restaurant.
Jeromesindahouse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:55:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be a no. Sorry VP.
Officer-Battletoad ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:01:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do one with David Cross!
ifrogotmyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:53:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
My question is, What was your opinion on George Carlin during the height of his career?
prometheuspk ยท 793 points ยท Posted at 17:59:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I have been very excited about your AMA, big fan here from Pakistan. So here is what I want to ask you
How did the concept of comedians in cars come about?
Which comedian that has passed away would you have wanted on your show and why?
Which comedian have you not interviewed that you would like to?
If you were to make a new sitcom for television would that too be about nothing?
Seinfeld had a lot of -talkers. Is there a new kind of talker you feel the need to identify?
You'll be turning 60 next year (Which kind of astounds me since I always see you as a 40 something). I'll be expecting you to have made the neccesary plans for a condo in Del Boca Vista no later than December, otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to inform the authorties.
EDIT: To those who think that I am babu
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1257 points ยท Posted at 18:59:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, we're in Pakistan! Hello Pakistan! I have been wanting to talk to you for a long time!
1) I'm sure you have funny conversations with your friends, as I do. But I decided maybe this is a show.
2) Charlie Chaplin in a Duesenberg.
3) There are so many comedians that I love that I haven't yet talked to! Lately I've been watching a lot of Bill Burr on YouTube, I really like him and I'm going to try to get him on the next round of shows.
4) Yes. It would.
5) Good one. Good question. Well obviously, people that are holding their phone and talking to you while they're looking at their phone. The competitive phone talker!
6) Very good joke reference. Yes, well, one of the great things that my generation, that we're doing, is extending our childhood into our 60's, so I will not be heading to Del Boca Vista.
steelycrayon ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 19:20:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Burr is hilarious, his Steve Jobs bit is a classic.
AveofSpades ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 20:48:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We need to get Billy Red Face to do an AMA
ollie87 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 12:39:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Billy Blue Balls.
TheSaxMaan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:39:04 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Billdo
prometheuspk ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 20:02:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
"New phone, can't fit old charger, That's your hero?!"
tzdrew ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:31:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"He walked out like he was Tesla, like tapping into electricity."
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:00:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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prometheuspk ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:26:39 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Jesus, Ghandhi, Me!"
somegetit ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:23:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aaaand now I spent an hour of work watching Bill Burr bits all over again.
AveofSpades ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:47:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Check out his podcast, not only is it free, it's freaking hilarious. I throw it on for long drives, or when I'm doing monotonous chores. It feels more like having a beer with an old friend than anything, and his is the only podcast where I don't fastforward the advertisements. Listening to him attempt to read is priceless. Oh and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:00:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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OldSkooRebel ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:40:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck am I sellin'...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love it when he shouts off mic, it cracks me up every time and I don't know why.
AveofSpades ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:10:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld + Bill Burr = YES!
johnnyricoo ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 19:06:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Bill Burr! If Seinfeld was still on I think he'd be a hilarious guest character. Anyway, on Reddit some time ago there was a post about someone being accidentally racist. A guy was waiting on line for the water fountain at a gym behind a black guy filling his large waterbottle. The guy waiting says, isn't there a different fountain for you people? Meaning people waiting to fill up water bottles, not just getting a drink of water. It was a funny moment of hilarious accidental racism that was brought to Burr's attention on his podcast. Then he says the situation plays like an episode of Seinfeld, as he could see it happening to George. What do you think of this scenario? Pretty funny, right?
tvwizard ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:36:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You can't fool us with your politness.
WilliamHarry ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Burr would be awesome on your series.
Raawnesh ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:48:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I listen to Bill Burr's podcast and he talked about when he was doing a standup special and you showed up to do a set. He said he was afraid of what you would think of him but at the end you came up to him and said he was great. It really made his night...
He did say you said he could do without all of the profanity though. Just thought you would want to hear he thinks of you as a legend!
eriktheredhead ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:10:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, please get Bill Burr! That would be incredible!! (Double exclamation point)
Breakingwho ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:57:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes! Please Bill Burr!!
prometheuspk ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been obsessed with this show from 2006, since it started airing in Star World. My cousins and other friends who watch the show love it, and can quote lines word for word.
I bought the DVDs from a friend who was in USA later.
Thanks for the reply jerry, Love you. Your show always cheers me up on a shitty day
pack0newports ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:53:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Bill Burr. I once saw him absolutely bomb at the comedy cellar. It was really funny because all of the other comedians there were laughing at how much he was bombing.
Fuck_Your_Mouth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:46:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even imagine him bombing. He seems like the most naturally funny comedian there is. When he's on someone's show like Fallon or Conan just talking he's the best. He also killed it on rogans podcast.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:52 on January 27, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bartend at Gotham's comedy club and have met him personally. One of the funniest person I know, but when you have a bad night you have a bad night. Pryor bombed occasionally
th3cav3man ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:31:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What year was that? I'm wondering if he was trying out new material or something.
pack0newports ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:22:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I am sure he was trying out new stuff. I love Bill Burr and think he is so fucking funny. This has got to be about four or five years ago maybe more. Actually I remember who i was there with(two girlfriends ago) and it must have been like six or seven or even eight years ago.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:02:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice work on Q6.
prometheuspk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thanks
ferrarilolatyou ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:52:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just made the day of one more person here in Pakistan! Thank You!
thek2kid ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:02:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very bad man!
KaptainMurrica ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:20:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want my pen? It writes upside down, like the astronauts use.
Guboj ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:09:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good Guy Jerry Seinfeld. Understands the meaning behind the question and doesn't feel the need to correct the OP.
assumes ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't have been happier to read that! Burr talks about trying to fix up cars on his podcast, bring him a beater and see if he can get it to stop clunking.
cyclenaut ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:20:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES! Jerry Seinfeld is a Bill Burr fan!!
rockymtnpunk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Burr has got 'good natured asshole' down even more than Louis ck has down 'depressed but amusing schlub.' Which is saying something.
These two comedians are (I should say 'play') almost the perfect archetypes of my specific mid-40s generation. Which doesn't say much about my generation.
shoryukenist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pakistan has not been a fan of yours since you got Babu deported.
1rash ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello from Iran :)
spankymuffin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should get Doug Stanhope on.
williamc_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why not Del Boca Vista? Is it because George is going to Del Boca Vista?
HULK-LOGAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Regarding YouTube, once you get to be a big enough celebrity, do they send you some sort of a code to get out of viewing all of the advertisements? I mean, it's just weird to think that Jerry Effin' Seinfeld has to sit through the same damn Febreeze commercials as the rest of us before they'll let him see his video.
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm only 41 and I can't WAIT to move to Del Boca Vista. I'm going as soon as I can manage it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe you should run for condo association president.
oreito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you mean, you won't be going to Del Besto Bico?
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not even Del Boca Vista Phase III?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that "Yes. I would," with the same inflection you answer Elaine when she asks if you really think girls have bra-and-panty tickle fights - "Yes. I do."
fairywizard_lady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you and Bill Burr were ever to be in the same space at the same time, the heavens would open up and rain down on us droplets of gold, comedy gold. I love you both.
pricklypete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:12 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Thanks for doing this. Have you ever worked with Dick Gregory? Any thoughts on his current work? Also, Dick says his three top humorists to ever live are Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, & Mark Twain... what about you... top three (not necessarily standups) funny peoples to ever live?
ContentWithOurDecay ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:52:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, I still watch your show all the time. I DVR it every night and the gf knows how out of sorts I get when I don't watch it regularly. Everyone wants to love on episodes like "The Frogger", "The Voice" or " The Hamptons" but "The Busboy" was one of the best episodes in my opinion. Seinfeld is a nightly ritual for me as it airs on The U in Chicago and it really brings me back to the 90s. I wanted to come see you when you came into town in the last month but I didn't feel I should spend money on such a luxury because I was recently laid off.
Either way, Seinfeld was one of the most intelligent and hilarious shows on television. I thank you for the countless hours that I've spent watching the show in syndication. Plus you have excellent taste in liking Bill Burr. He's the best stand up currently performing (I'd say Dave Chappelle but he doesn't perform much because of asshole hecklers - and may I add - if you aren't part of the show shut the fuck up. No one paid to hear you say a catch phrases. So yeah I loved in Seinfeld when you went there to heckle them at work).
TL;DR "Helllooooo la la la"
jewseppi ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:33:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Babu?
prometheuspk ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:34:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not a bad bad man.
stevefrombc ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:26:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Babu Bhatt is that you? why not serve Pakistani food?
rthaw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:44:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Babu?
redegit32 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:52:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for the audio clip - brilliant!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
holy crap, I can't believe the man is about to be 60.
Waldinator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Del Bisto Becko?
TPHRyan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Next year? Am I missing something or is the man born in 1954?
EatingSandwiches1 ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 20:03:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just find it hilarious and ironic that Pakistan carries Seinfeld which is undoubtably a show with huge Jewish comedic roots and talent.
prometheuspk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:14:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it's jewishness got to do with anything?
Also technically it's an Indian Cable network (Star Network of channels) that carries Seinfeld, but we are also subscribed to it.
My guess for why PTV (Pakistan Television) does not carry Seinfeld, would be lack of funds, and some odd themes (The Contest, The Virgin etc.). When they did have the funds we used to get Full House (which I haven't seen but if had content like Seinfeld, would have been heavily censored) here too.
EatingSandwiches1 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lets be realistic here. Pakistan is known for being a hotbed of conspiracy theories about Jews and not safe for us either. BTW, I am Jewish.
prometheuspk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought you would want to discuss the jewishness of the show more, but you wanna discuss something else.
Why would I care if you're jewish. However, yes.
Conspiracies about jews are rampant everywhere not just here. Somehow it's much easier to pick on the ones that are smaller in number and control the most prominent businesses.
What I want to say is that conspiracies that the jewish are fucking with us are so goddamn ignorant that you'd be better off not even thinking about them. I mean they haven't even seen a jewish person let alone known one.
I for one, have nothing against the jewish. My uncle kinda owes his living to a jewish friend of his.
BTW, lighten up. The AMA is with a comedian, so just chill and relax. If you do want to discuss this further you can PM me or mention my name somewhere.
Shalom.
EatingSandwiches1 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:33:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wasn't attacking you. Calm down. I was just pointing out the irony of it being televised in Pakistan. Don't make it personal.
prometheuspk ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:37:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see the irony, and you brought up you yourself being jewish. how is that not personal?
EatingSandwiches1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like I said, Its ironic because as you probably know, Pakistan has paranoid conspiracy theories about Jews and yet they allow one of the most Jewish humor filled shows to be broadcast in its country. That is why its ironic. I brought it up to explain the perspective.
prometheuspk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:43:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
May be, but I am not really familiar with jewish comedy as a jew would see it. However if i were to talk in generality, what I have read is that jewish comedy is sarcastic, filled with complaining and jewish boys have a clingy mothers. Us pakistanis (& indians too) are like that.
But can you explain what aspects of Seinfeld feature true jewish comedy? I find everything about it hilarious though.
EatingSandwiches1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You explained it perfectly what our humor is like. Sarcastic, puns, lots of kvetching ( complaining), observations of human behavior and funny stuff like that. Not to mention the characters on the show, George, Jerry, Kramer, Elaine...are all archetypes of jewish individual personality traits. Also, Larry David is Jewish too. The influence is huge throughout the show and the characters. Just think of " Del Boca vista phase III"..its the stereotypical florida retirement home for aging jews.
prometheuspk ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I find it hilarious, so does one of my sorta anti-semitic (He doesn't like Israel in any shape or form) friend. maybe he doesn't realise the traits, cuz even we see those traits around us a lot.
umrashrf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sure you're not mixing up Pakistan with Palestine?
EatingSandwiches1 ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 20:29:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No. Pakistan is not exactly a friend place for Jews. Look up Daniel Pearl.
Al89nut ยท 1332 points ยท Posted at 18:47:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Invite Simon Pegg for a drive.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1633 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get on it right away.
DAVENP0RT ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:40:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But the car has to be a 1986 Jaguar Sovereign V12. And you cannot let Simon Pegg drive.
Kalepsis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:16:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or a Winnebago with an alien in it.
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 19:15:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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KilowogTrout ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:07:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, maybe a real comedian would be a lot better.
Rentun ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 21:42:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karl is a real comedian. The only difference is that he doesn't mean to be.
ollie87 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:43:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm from the North of England - people like Karl are ten-a-penny.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:29:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it, right? I mean, look at a penny. And you're...
Well, you're telling me, right, that like... Me, I'm worth like...less than a penny, y'see. Ten to a penny, there, an'... I just don't get it. You can't even buy a biscuit or nothing for a penny right?
Bloody pennies, useless slabs of nuffin.
KilowogTrout ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 22:33:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I think it's an act and I think it's annoying. He's friends with Ricky Gervais and Ricky Gervais made fun of him a bit. That's how he got where he is today.
I wouldn't call him a comedian.
EDIT: After the downvotes, I've reconsidered and I still think he's not a comedian. And sometimes he even makes me laugh.
PallandoTheBlue ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:05:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karl's not a comedian though.
T-RexPlayingChess ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:06:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars Getting Mugs of Tea.
Has a nice ring to it.
Citizen_Rage ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:58:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or a pint at the Winchester will work, too.
AfflictedMed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's your excuse to get to England and visit the Top Gear Boys.
BraksOnBraks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget to take a short cut.
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:48:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie Day!
iamthisnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am ecstatic about this.
vandral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Invite reddit user vandral for a drive!
nodnodwinkwink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:35:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And Ross Noble as well please, Noel Fielding also.
jacobpeacefrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:41:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, though... Do it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:23:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that would be amazing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so this is late ... but would you consider inviting foreign comics to your show? Like (soon to be) former mayor of Reykjavรญk, Jรณn Gnarr?
monsween ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't up vote this enough!
Dont_Call_it_Dirt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:09:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please, please do this.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Simon...
swoopgrasp ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:53:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want Steve Martin and Jerry Seinfeld to do a CICGC together, if it hasn't already been done.
seancurry1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
YES
swoopgrasp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:47:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...and Steve's banjo :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rude
el_refrigerator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice try Simon Pegg
riley_f ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 18:16:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, Recently watched a few old episodes of your show and only recently realized how well they have aged with time, at any point during scripting did you think "no we cant do this because 15 years from now it wont be funny"?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 284 points ยท Posted at 19:13:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, we didn't think that, and there are a few examples of things that we completely ignored that this would not make any sense in the future. But we did try really hard with each episode to make it the absolute best we could so that it would hold up over time.
[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:17:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like the fact that basically every conflict in every plot could be solved easily with cellphones.
Oh '90's, the way we were...
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:21:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But they had cell phones in lots of 90s shows and that didn't seem to stop anybody.
DaBake ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:12:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn right
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:16:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Zack was definitely who I had in mind.
mycroft2000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:55:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard this mentioned often, but it always seemed totally irrelevant to me, kind of like saying that Westerns are weird because most of their plot conflicts could be solved with an attack helicopter.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uh, relevant to what?
It's just the reality: cellphones would make those plotlines non-existant. Just like Western plotlines + attack helicopters.
viscousflow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:03:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George's aptitude for "the perfect airport pickup" would be obsolete in the cell phone age :(
JackGrizzly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:09:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same with Kramer's moviephone
imthatsingleminded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like in the Bette milder episode when people would heckle you and call you "Gilooly".
atlas3686 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:21:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently re-watched the whole series and it is still hilarious, somethings even more, so just knowing they were made quite a while ago and are still just as relevant as they were then. I also chuckle a little when they are in a situation that mobile phones have completely taken care of now but I remember those problems :)
kopi_peng ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:13:31 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm amazed how the two primary uses for computers as described by George has not changed over time. "We can check porn, and stock quotes!" Now that has really held up.
riley_f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow thanks for the answser! Keep up the great work
DiscoApocalypse ยท 255 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are the legends true? is there really a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 532 points ยท Posted at 19:28:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, not true.
RodzillaPT ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 03:11:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you're the superman, Jerry.
banana_almighty ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw. All that time looking for them, wasted (not really though)
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:23:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's him.
DiscoApocalypse ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:34:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw that's kind of disappointing.... thanks for the response tho!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so glad this answer was put out there. I was determined to say there is no Superman reference in the episode "The Limo," and I was doubted.
kbustillo1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:28:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He should've totally added a wink to the end of that sentence to keep the rumors alive!
slickbackllamar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, not true. Their was a Superman in his apartment, but in the episodes where they didn't show his apartment (Chinese Restaurant, Puerto Rican Day Parade), their usually wasn't one. No idea where that rumor came from.
Kapono24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I think one or two episodes from the first season where they were in his apartment still didn't show a Superman.
JimmyWaters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm so lost now. I always thought their was.
wiggam1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um, did you see Superman in all the episodes?
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a reference in a large majority of them, however!
examinerkerry ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 18:07:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever tried making one of the recipes out of any of your wife's cookbooks? (She's fabulous, I love her, etc.)
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 180 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did make the pepper steak one time. And it was great.
[deleted] ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Dr_Zoid_Berg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:08:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stop drinking paint, it's leaking into your personal life.
Mexi-CAN1 ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 18:43:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the 90's what device made you think, "Wow, we're in the future."
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 19:27:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is a good question. Well, the cell phone. The first cell phone, the Motorola Star Tech. When I got the first cell phone, I thought "we're in the future now." I didn't get the bigger battery.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 232 points ยท Posted at 19:28:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The battery life wasn't bad. Almost the same was now. You could survive fine with that one. I'm sure that someone still has a working one.
SonsofWorvan ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:19:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably somebody in Williamsburg dressed up like a chimney sweep from Mary Poppins.
goatpunchtheater ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mark paul gosselar, probably
dan1101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:28:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a friend that still uses one. He's about 70. It still works on the Verizon network. They are always after him to upgrade it, but it makes calls and fits in a shirt pocket. That's all he wants.
nopointers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:00:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has he made any calls since 2008? The original Motorola Star Tech used AMPS, and that's when Verizon shut down their AMPS network.
He's probably got a later GSM model.
dan1101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:53:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, apparently what he has is a Star Tec. It came out in 1996.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:03:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was using a Motorola StarTAC well into the new millennium. It was small, but incredibly durable for a flip phone. Never had any problems, and I beat it up too.
I didn't switch to a newer phone until I got smart phone good enough to browse the internet.
It_does_get_in ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:37:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did it owe you money?
Smarter_not_harder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents work(ed) in the Bell system. I grew up with one of those in my lap on the way home from daycare.
fashionandfunction ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:25:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MY MOM DID TOO!! she worked in seattle. my whole family did. weird lol
mrm395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever the topic of "how did people survive without cellphones" comes up, I always mention how you guys always had to use payphones or the phone in the Chinese restaurant on Seinfeld. Seinfeld is preserving history that way...
reohh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:07:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I dont mean to correct Jerry Seinfeld or anything but it was the StarTac. Only reason I remember it is because my dad had one until 2005 and it was an amazing phone.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mouth vacuum.
abscr ยท 152 points ยท Posted at 18:19:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What comedian would you bring back from the dead to do one more show (of new material)?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 498 points ยท Posted at 18:53:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. First of all let me say that I'm not that interested in new material. If I like somebody, I love hearing their great material, it doesn't have to be new. But obviously the answer is George Carlin.
ConradBHart42 ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 23:14:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"What the fuck are you bothering me for?! I'm dead! Do you know how long I lived? that's a long motherfuckin' time! Jesus, my body's even worse than I remember it. Couldn't you have gotten me a new one? Maybe something with a nice pair of tits. I heard there's a guy with two dicks out there, did you call him? No? FUCK YOU!"
Andrew5307 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:39:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thankyou for this, truly a great insight into what I believe he would say.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:05:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awh yes! Awesome to see some love for Carlin in here.
JFT-96 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:13:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, that's so rare to see on Reddit.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:08:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're god damned right it's George Carlin.
bigoldgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eh. Could be Richard Pryor.
Reedfrost ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:53:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The only logical choice, really.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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MuseofRose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That would actually be great. Would probrably make a decent short film too.
clayism ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Poor Richard Pryor.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:50:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:27:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Problematiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
makes me pretty happy you said that. I dont think ive disagreed with anything you've said so far.
MissDRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AMEN. I have seen both you and the late George Carlin and I wish I had the chance to see him again.
gnualmafuerte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed. I just keep coming back to Carlin. It's one of those situations where it's not simply "he was better than others". He was just in another league, it wasn't comedy ... it was Carlin.
What's your opinion on Hicks? Changing the subject to living motherfuckers, what about Stanhope?
Also, please never ever again do an ad for Microsoft ;-)
RoyalSamurai ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:41 on January 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You Sir, have great taste, how rare. Enjoy your Gold ;-)
gnualmafuerte ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:42:32 on January 15, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, thank you Royal!!!! I just replied to your PM!
Cheers from Argentina.
IClogToilets ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:18:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved George Carlin in the 70's and 80's. Huge fan. But towards the end his act was that of an old man ranting than actual comedy. I attended a show where basically he was railing against people who were pro-life. By the end of the show, half the audience had left. The entire thing was kind of uncomfortable. I felt bad for him and stayed to the end out of respect. He may have just had a bad show, who knows.
My vote would be Sam Kinison. I would love to hear him talk about current events (Gov. shutdown, Obamacare, etc.). That guy can make anything funny.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:01:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
prometheuspk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why not new material. If they have something that is great material to you, stands to reason their new material would be good enough too, no?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever heard a bands third or fourth album?
prometheuspk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
heard, yeah. rarely ever liked it a lot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:58:49 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I think that's why new material can go either way. However, I myself do like comedians who do new material each tour.
Trenks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See: any hollywood sequel.
Arrya ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes to this. A million times yes.
Haylo21 ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 18:04:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite cheese?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tilsiter cheese. Or mozarella on a slice of pizza. It's very mild.
amalied88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:12 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish I lived in a country without a heavy duty cheese tax. Never seen Tilsiter in the shops and I look since I love cheese. I guess I could have wished I could afford more trips abroad too.
Impaled_ ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 21:15:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/rG5WPql.jpg
aelavia93 ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 18:16:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone refused to appear on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 179 points ยท Posted at 19:12:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, kind of. There are some people who don't really know about it or what it is, so they haven't responded yet.
nosprings ยท 457 points ยท Posted at 20:17:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Jerry Seinfeld wants you to be on his web series, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee."
"Who the hell is that? Also, where would the show take place and what would we even be doing? You know what- forget it."
sj3 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 23:48:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read this in Frank Costanza's voice
eudaimonia- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:48:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hilarious. and your name is my fav mst3k short too :)
brother_benjamin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh...thanks /u/nosprings
MasterCronus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I could not stop laughing after reading this. Congrats.
PurpleSfinx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:25:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the funniest thing I've read in the thread.
whistletipss ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to see Hannibal Buress on there.
RobSD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jay Moore told a story on his podcast about you and Mike Richards showing up at his door and stealing his trash can or something. Jay seems like kind of a baby and wouldn't play along. What really happened?
TheSausageKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just found out about it and would be happy to appear on it. Call my people (or pm me).
hornedhawk ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 18:18:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you describe Seinfeld in one sentence to someone who had never even heard of the show? (Thanks for doing this!)
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 280 points ยท Posted at 18:52:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good question. I would describe it as "a very funny show from the 90's"
midnightlies ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:57:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember reading an article about the end of Seinfeld...in it you mentioned that you felt it was time to end the show and that you "felt like you missed out on the 90s"
Do you find this odd, given that most people associate you/"Seinfeld" with the 90s?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:41:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beautiful braggart=)
HappyGoUnlucky ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:25:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
..but maybe jump the first season"
[deleted] ยท 140 points ยท Posted at 18:00:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've been known to do an act for a long time, polish it over months or years. I'm guessing you take great satisfaction in that craft. What draws you to that method vs. the "start-over" philosophy Carlin/C.K. rave about?
shucksshuck ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:17:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is addressed on Talking Funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKY6BGcx37k
TuckerThaTruckr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:14:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love Louis C.K. but I do wish somebody would point out that Carlin was on a much slower pace than he is. Personally, I think C.K. would be wise to split the difference and aim for a new hour every 18-24 months rather than every year like he feels like he needs to.
alexvelluto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:58:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man! this question is so good! I wish he would've answered!
bobby3eb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:11:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
question was late to the game
Langley1337 ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 18:13:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the one car you dont have but wish you did have?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 18:48:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The 959 Paris-Dakar Rallycar.
ZeroCool1 ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 18:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For the lazy:
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-pqr/Porsche-959-Rally-1986-Paris-Dakar-Rally-1024x768.jpg
[deleted] ยท 184 points ยท Posted at 20:15:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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savoreverysecond ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:08:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
:D
Xivios ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your one of the few people in north america to own a 959 road car though, correct? (Bill Gates being another)
Do you ever drive it?
atlas3686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Very nice choice. You have a 959?!? that is even more awesome.
boxjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He basically campaigned for the law that allows for cars like that to be brought in under "show and display"
rawcaret ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:28:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably way too late, but... Do you have a 959? When I was a kid we had Ralph Lauren's at our house for a bit because he wanted it tuned to make more high end power and my dad was testing it. He didn't end up liking how it felt with less torque but it was cooler than anything else I'd ridden in as a kid.
Inann ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:54:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't seem like an off road kind of guy, no offense. More urbane, on Louie's boat you looked like Gilligan! Not a dig, I could just tell you were out of your comfort zone. Loved you on Colbert, I don't think anyone else has gotten him to shut up like that.
blaiselovescats ยท 101 points ยท Posted at 19:33:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, love your pez collection! Quick question, if you were to live in another country, which country and why?
Thank you for doing this AMA, and hope you have a great new year!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 249 points ยท Posted at 19:33:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't give a single answer, but I will say it's definitely between Italy, Norway and Australia.
[deleted] ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 20:21:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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atlas3686 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:27:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?
PurpleSfinx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:26:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get it :/
MidNight_Sloth ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:59:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its a reference to a bit on the show
Slightly_Tender ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:05:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
came here to say this
Chadwiko ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:13:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Australia! We made it!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, yeah, that's where England used to send their convicts.
dialemformurder ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:15:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a reference to Seinfeld episode "The Good Samaritan". They're talking about people who crash into cars and don't leave notes.
Kramer: You know those people, you know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia.
Jerry: Australia?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, that's where England used to send their convicts.
Jerry: But not any more.
Kramer: No.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:56:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
I don't think the downvote brigade got the reference.
dialemformurder ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:05:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No problem. As an Australian, I am very tired of convict references. However, your quote is relevant to the thread. :)
I_miss_your_mommy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:11:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like being a criminal?
SeaCarrot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:36:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But not anymore.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:52:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No...
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:09:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't get the reference...
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:30:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't he once refer to Australia as the anus of the planet or something to that effect?
It_does_get_in ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:33:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no ,that was Paul Keating.
blogdie ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:56:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aussie!!
Garbanzo_Baby ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:02:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grenyarnia?
ChristofferOslo ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:54:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yey! Norway! Even though your show started airing before i was born i have watched every episode countless times :)
In 9 seasons of episodes i only have one complaint, you got the accent for the Norwegian guy sitting next to Elaine on her plane back from Oslo all wrong! We do not talk like ze Germans.
temarka ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:38:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Jerry Seinfeld or the writers of that episode think we sound like Germans, then by God, we sound like Germans!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:04:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't talk like ze Germans courtesy of ze Brits and ze Americans.
udalan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr Seinfeld,
If you ever want to stay in Melbourne Australia, or Alice Springs Australia (centre of the desert), I'll give you a nice bed for up to a week. I highly recommend visiting Alice Springs and the surrounding area's, fantastic part of the world that is completely underestimated.
Amopax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:54:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come to Norway! Stay a while, stay ... FOREVER!
bamburger ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:03:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not Svenborgia, or one of the other countries only rich people know about?
Flower_King ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Norwegian media is going crazy over this answer. The paper "Dagbladet" made an article describing how you are a friend of Norway and how you wish to live here.
ajax_telamon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 12:14:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The correct answer is a country in Europe only rich people know the name of.
[deleted] ยท 598 points ยท Posted at 18:13:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is often compared to Seinfeld. What do you think of the show?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 929 points ยท Posted at 18:49:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Regretfully I have not yet enjoyed it. I'm sure it's wonderful.
[deleted] ยท 286 points ยท Posted at 18:49:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not enjoyed it, or not watched it?
xxhamudxx ยท 497 points ยท Posted at 18:54:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 100% sure that he means he hasn't watched it yet.
cwmoo740 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 20:41:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you imagine if Jerry was someone that Reddit didn't like?
"JERRY CALLS ALWAYS SUNNY TOTAL SHIT"
kbslasher88 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Get on that train, Jerebear!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:36:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am less percents than this.
Robinisthemother ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can you be so sure. He probably would have said he hasn't seen it yet to be 100% sure. That's absurd to me.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:22:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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HasFuckedYourMom ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are you? The reply nazi?
money_buys_a_jetski ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO REPLY FOR YOU.
tzdrew ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:49:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come back. One year.
badbadpet ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:10:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet enjoyed it is the nicest way of saying not yet watched it.
ptntprty ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 22:20:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It might also be the nicest way of saying he doesn't like what he's seen of it.
socatevoli ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 06:18:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
which is reasonable.. i hate just popping in on like the 4th episode of the second season for a commercial riddled 20 minutes of some show that could possibly be great but due to the fact that i've just been teleported 2 years into the future of this tv show it's confusing as fuck and not enjoyable. instead i prefer to sit down and watch it from the first episode.
it's kinda like the difference between observing a small section of a turd, how does that make you feel? as apposed to enjoying the delicious meal, having a drink or 4 and then relaxing for a bit, then taking a nice little shit that may or may not have required the use of toilet paper afterwards. the latter is much more enjoyable whereas the first option is just shitty
*i'm sure sir jerry has only had the chance to observe a tiny slice of the show, and while it was not exactly enjoyable he is fully aware of this big picture concept and has chosen to interweave that ideology into his reply. also cable TV sucks
jrr6415sun ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But it is ambiguous... Saying not yet watched it is much clearer and not mean at all
squeegee_man ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:52:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine if you turned up the narcissism and stupidity dial on all the characters on Seinfeld to an ever more absurd degree. That's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Quite funny too.
zenzealot ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. It's not nearly as funny as Seinfeld in my opinion, just grittier.
XtremelyNiceRedditor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:09:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
pretty sure he means he hasnt watched it.
DangerChips ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is a wonderfully sly way of not saying whether you have watched it or not. I admire your way with words.
mojonojo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:55:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I suggest you watch "Sweet Dee has a Heart Attack" or "The Gang Buys a Boat"
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:04:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe some "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass" would help :)
MrFatalistic ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:35:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ROCK FLAG AND EAGLEEEEE
mojonojo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:10:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
or "The Nightman Cometh"!
BearDown1983 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:03:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a good starting point. That definitely requires some other episodes first.
mojonojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True I was even gonna say some long winded thing about how its best to watch from the start because the writing is great and tends to rubberband to older episodes from time to time.
kog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:18:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I sometimes describe it to people as "in the same vein as Seinfeld, except all of the main characters are basically amoral."
wizang ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:57:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would say the same about the Seinfeld characters (wasn't that the joke of the finale?). Its always sunny goes a step further to depraved.
akpak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:43:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Seinfeld without the high moral calibre"
Furthur_slimeking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No, they're not amoral. They all have morals, but their morals are awful because they are such appalling, selfish people. Charlie would be the possible exception. He can't help it.
M_hish ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need to get on that.
mikesername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You really should. It's gold, Jerry.
IamKingP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's Seinfeld on crack
obstreperouspear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not yet watched it or not yet "enjoyed" it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:58:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed comedians would be watching other shows quite frequently. Just to see what else is out there, maybe get some inspiration.
zizekfortheheckofit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must, before you pass view a few episodes from this series. I know I'm a bit late to this party but feel it's my duty to post here. Will you see it it? Maybe. But you've alredy provided us with soooo much so far.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a modern Seinfeld but instead the main cast is depraved and entirely immoral (not just Kramer). When watching you want so bad for them to do the right thing, but they always create some sort of mess for themselves.
I know you'd enjoy it. Shit, actually I really don't, but I'm not the first redditor to make this suggestion. We are from the internet and we love you Jerry . . but wouldn't mind raiding your pantry; what kind of cereal you got handy? /kramer
5Hit_Combo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:42:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the show is hugely overrated.
TheOnlyBoss ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honesty, I don't see how it compares to your show, but then again, I highly enjoy Seinfeld and hate Always Sunny.
paranormal_penguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The biggest difference for me is that Seinfeld has ridiculous characters and ridiculous scenarios, but they're all still somewhat relatable. It's Always Sunny throws this out the window in favor of going all out absurd. They pulled a "Family Guy" on the sitcom genre. The reason I personally can't watch it is because a friend once pointed out how all they do is all shout at the same time when someone is trying to talk, and now that's all I see when I watch the show. I just find it kinda annoying and not very funny.
stillline ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:31:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
never seen it, not a fan.
machtstab ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:06:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're not missing much I'm sad to say. Simply not as smart as shows currently airing like Louis.
aqua_seafoam ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't bother, waste of time in my opinion. While I enjoyed a few episodes, it just uses rude, crude humor to gather cheap laughs. Here is an article about Jerry and his comedic humor.
It reminds me of a Bill Hicks quote.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:17:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like to think illiteracy and self delusion isn't crude for cheap laughs.
EDIT : huffing glue on the other hand...
elizmarierosado ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thank you! everyone i know loves that show except for me! i just dont get it and dont want to get it!!!
ApieJapie ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:21:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'ts often described as "Seinfeld on crack". There are definitely similarities.
[deleted] ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 18:50:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"One, please. One rock of crack."
braff_travolta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um, how much would you recommend for a first time user?
Snickerz627 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.
Dr_Algernop ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've also heard "Cheers" but poorer.
BaronMostaza ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:36:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how they actually interrupt and talk over each other. That little pause you often hear when one guy finishes his li- And the other one takes too long before he says "sorry to interrupt" is so... Ugh.
jmhalder ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:58:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Indeed, Charlie biting Santa's neck... Not something you'd see on Seinfeld. However I do see the similarities.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I usually describe it as "Seinfeld, if the cast were sociopaths."
brownknightrises ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:23:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that show so much, but I'm not Jerry so who gives a shit.
JonnyOneNut ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you could say it's Seinfeld on crack.
leiner63 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:41:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's always sunny is what happens when every character is Kramer-like.
kic01 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They say its more like Seinfeld on crack, but I feel like Seinfeld is more targeted at adults beginning in their 30s, yes they are selfish, pompous an even charming, but the Sunny cast has a different humor and I don't see any comparison besides that cast gender similarities.
MausoleumofAllHope ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:32:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's mainly about a group of friends who don't follow social conventions and the trouble that gets them into. They both derive a lot of humor through commentary on society. The people are obviously more explicitly awful and the show has a very different tone, but I think there's a significant thematic similarity. I hadn't seen them compared until now but I think it's fair enough.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:54:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me its the narcissism. All the main characters on both shows don't care about anybody but themselves.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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wildevidence ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:19:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Both shows have four main people? That's really the only significant similarity. One is funny and the other one takes place in Philadelphia.
jamesmango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well played.
killerado ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love comedians in cars getting coffee, what other projects are you working on right now?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 126 points ยท Posted at 18:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I always work on my standup show. And I just finished making all the commercials, the Acura commercials, that are on Comedians in Cars now, and that was a really fun project, was my idea of a funny car commercial.
getthetime ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:47:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you're the ad wizard who came up with that one?
jimmycoola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's the WIZ!
sfmman2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just watched all the commercials. I thought the writing was great, although the acting left something to be desired.
macaroniemaniac ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 18:16:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like working with/knowing Ricky Gervais?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 262 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ricky's one of my favorite people. He's one of those the second you step into the same room that he's in, you're laughing. He's just got comedic energy that I love.
mrmustard12 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:20:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched 'talking funny' and it seemed like you were rolling your eyes at him a lot.
Trenks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's a funny guy, but at that point wasn't really a stand up. He'd done stand up, but didn't really get it like a veteran yet. You can really tell when he is saying how some things truly are funnier than other things and they should be snobs about it. All the lifers jumped immediately on him and said no. "Sitting on a cock 'cus I'm gay" is just as funny as anything else.
slaphapii ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:05:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld and his The Office: both shows that made life better.
Geekbean ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:03:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has Ricky ever introduced you to Karl Pilkington? I'd love to hear if you have any stories with him.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That giant impish grin plastered on his face says that he is sizing you up for comedy material every second of every day.
waffleninja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karl Pilkington is even better. Started watching the Ricky Gervais show, quickly realized it wouldn't work with Karl. Weirdest way of being funny though.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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cliquepop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was already in one episode
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:25:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn ive seen that one too, i remember his laugh
threeteen ยท -38 points ยท Posted at 19:06:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Didn't expect you to say this about him. He's the opposite of you. British and not funny.
olliefrench ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:57:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I will take Jerry's and the majority of the rest of the worlds opinion.
threeteen ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:12:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you not have an opinion of your own? Are you a sheep or something? What? Cannot anyone disagree with Jerry Seinfeld?
olliefrench ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:18:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No I have been a massive fan of Gervais for some time, especially his pod-cast's with Karl Pilkington. I was simply saying that I believe that Jerry Seinfeld of all people, may have a good taste in comedy, and that is the opinion of a fair few people. However you are correct in one way, I am in fact a sheep.
threeteen ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:23:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just don't like him. I've watched some of his stuff and his humor just isn't up my alley. I was surprised that Jerry said he liked him. They are completely different, in my opinion. I could also watch Scrubs without laughing and I hate 30 Rock, but loved The Office (US version).
olliefrench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fair enough, how about the original office?? just curious.
threeteen ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 05:33:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tried to watch it. I started it on Netflix and I made it through about 10 minutes. British humor is different than what I'm used to watching. Plus, politically and religiously, we are polar opposites, which adds to the disdain.
Trenks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aaaaaand I think we've gotten to the bottom of that.
threeteen ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 05:12:05 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
His politics and views on religion don't automatically make him unfunny to me. There are plenty of entertainers whom I am not aligned with that I find very good at what they do. I'm simply saying that that makes me like him even less.
milesabove ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 18:42:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory "OMG you're my favorite / I love your shows" fanboy meltdown.
Now that we've got that out of the way, my questions:
How do you select which car you use for each episode? Does it reflect the guest's personality?
Would you ever go on Top Gear as a "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car?"
Do you ever race any of your cars? At the track or otherwise?
Finally, Acura: since CICGC is supported by them, have you/would you ever own(ed) one?
Thanks for doing this AMA!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 406 points ยท Posted at 19:21:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) I try to do that in some way and from now on, I'm going to mention in the show, before it starts, why I picked that car for that person.
2) Sure. It's a little inconvenient though, since they're in England.
3) I have driven a car on a track, but I have never been in a race nor would I ever be in a race. I don't want to be faster than somebody else, that seems like a psychological problem.
4) I have never had an Acura but I would own an Acura, and without Acura, there would be no Comedians in Cars show. They have been absolutely enabling us to continue doing it.
Registered_For_Jerry ยท 551 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I choose not to run!
myrefillbottleofsky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I had gold, I would give you gold.
Shop-S-Mart ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:08:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry has gold.
Paulmega ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:05:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's GOLD Jerry!
Only_Golds_Hitler ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 04:33:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit gold is only $4. How fucking broke are you?
Jykaes ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So does this mean milesabove can now tell all his friends he had a creative input on CICGC?
Tully_Mars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll be telling all my friends.
milesabove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as will I
mechakisc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:56:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Producer credit.
rjtavares ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:24:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone on reddit just gave Seinfeld an idea for his show. Bestof material right there.
kittnzNrainbowz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's done it before. The episode with the french comedian, and with Ricky, and I believe with Chris Rock...
huck_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He already does that on the show so it really just shows that the poster hasn't watched the show. He's just saying he'll do it at the start instead of later on I think.
milesabove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:17:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thanks for answering! I can't wait for the next season of CICGC and getting more insight into how the cars reflect your perspective of the comedians.
[edit: not really my idea coming to fruition]
AJRiddle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:01:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should hook up with Top Gear the next time they come to the USA then!
richehh ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:37:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Come to England, do several shows (please!) and go on Top Gear. We're lovely folk for the most, and I would love to see you trump Jeremy Clarkson on TV.
milesabove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:05:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's what I was hoping to inspire. Now to get the boys on an AMA (Clarkson would be such a git) and tell them to invite Jerry on the show. Jerry and Hammond could have such great Porchegasms together.
nwh1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i had heard you ordered the first NSX, not true?
Bamres ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jay Leno stole your NSX:(
MaggotBreath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I choose not to run
Micosilver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but would you ever own a Lemona?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please be a star in a reasonably priced car, that episode would rock! I'll develop a relationship with Clarkson, and then get his people to get in touch with you.
AdamLikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm could have sworn I saw an interview where you said that you and the cast used to race cars down Sunset Boulevard at ridiculous speeds.
goatpunchtheater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you weren't the fastest kid in school, then?
Buzzofstarcommand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I mean, coming second is really the first person to lose. like those 100m sprints. The difference between 1st and 2nd is just fractions of a second...."
Seinfeld really doesnt like racing.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/milesabove, you just inspired Jerry Seinfeld. How does it feel?
milesabove ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:19:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too excited for words.
ricklegend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:28:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A pristine NSX is a lovely thing, worthy of collecting.
It_does_get_in ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:36:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MUM THERE'S NO CARS IN MY ALPHABET NOODLES!!!!
MONKSFTW ยท 668 points ยท Posted at 17:56:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, first off Iโd just like to say youโre an amazing comedian, one of the greats, which makes me waking up here in Australia at 5 am just for this AMA even more worth it. Now I know a lot of people here are going to be talking about Larry Davidโs and your masterpiece of a show Seinfeld which Iโd like to congratulate you on, it is one of the funniest television shows Iโve seen to this day. Iโd like to ask two questions if I may, one about Seinfeld and the other about your recent Web series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
What was it like working with your fellow cast members and crew on the set of Seinfeld?
What has been one of the most memorable experiences with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee so far?
Thank you for taking time out of your day for this AMA, it means a lot to people to have the chance to talk to a legend of comedy. On behalf of this AMA, I wish you luck with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1037 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) Working with the cast was pure heaven for me. We were as well suited to each other as it seems when you watch the show. We enjoyed each other's company enormously. That was one of the big things that made the show work, I think.
2) Well, there have been many. I think for me, one of the most incredible is in this week's episode with Louis CK, the 2 italian gentlemen at the beginning of the show, we found them right there. I just said to the PA to see if they could find 2 italian guys to argue about the car, and he came back 5 minutes later with 2 italian guys. And that was just so shocking. If I told you to go out on the streets of New York to find 2 old italian guys to argue about a car, it would take you what, 10 minutes, 20 minutes? We filmed it at Orchard Beach in the Bronx, and that Josh Ricks was able to find 2 italian guys... I said "How did you do that?"
The fact that the show is even a show is the most amazing thing to me. To me, it's a very personal fanciful notion of a show that I didn't ever think could go beyond the comedy geek community. And it seems to. Here I am on reddit!
MONKSFTW ยท 490 points ยท Posted at 18:15:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for answering my questions, it means a lot being able to talk to an actor that really helped define my sense of comedy in my ways, best of luck, this totally made it with the early wake up.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 713 points ยท Posted at 18:35:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:59:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your engagement with the community is definitely the most heartfelt and true I've ever seen in an AMA. Thanks for doing this Jerry.
astrograph ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:51:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hug
whitenoisegeneration ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does it mean when a guy says he has to get up early?
It means he's lying.
littletomcallahan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I particularly liked the Michael Richards episode. Do you think that episode was helpful to him in his recent reemergence on Kristy?
lnstinkt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Props to MONKSFTW for not having the last word on this <3
rottenart ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:17:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now you know you've really made it!
sanemaniac ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:03:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the behind-the-scenes of comedy. It's interesting to see comedians I've watched before in regular and real life scenarios, and it's amazing to hear about what you guys do and the kind of life you lead. I loved that show where you, Chris Rock, Louie CK, and Ricky Gervais sat around and bullshitted for about an hour. That was so excellent and there were even some lulls and missed jokes that made it all so much more authentic. It was just really excellent to watch. Please do something similar in the future.
And thanks for doing the AMA.
ottawapainters ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, thanks for doing this AMA, Mr. Seinfeld. As I know you've already heard a lot here and other places, Seinfeld has been my favorite TV show of all time ever since the beginning, and I've seen every episode many times, and still watch them over and over and they never seem to lose the funny, I laugh just as hard the 50th time as I did the first. Pure comedic genius, all of you.
I'm commenting here, about what you said about getting along with the other cast members. I always thought and said, that while I enjoy each of you guys separately in all your other works, there was something certainly magical and amazing about the entire team of Seinfeld, especially the four of ya'll plus Larry David together that made the show the genius and masterpiece it was.
Thanks ever so much for all the laughs over the years, you know they say "Laughter is the best medicine", and thanks to you, I might just have been over-medicated over the years. Without Seinfeld, my life would certainly have been a considerably less amusing place! Thanks.
Also, in another of your comments, you used the word "discombobulated", that's one of my favorite words. Not enough people use that word, perfect.
Bronxie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Orchard Beach is about 5 minutes away from an Italian enclave in the Bronx called Pelham Bay. Lotsa Italians around at Orchard, especially on a Wednesday (which is the unofficial beach day at Orchard for Italians-I'm gonna get killed for giving this away).
Kowzorz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always been a big fan of the low octane shows like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and other, basically, talk shows that happen during other stuff (like how y'all are in a car getting coffee).
I don't know if this is the case, but the show seems almost like a hobby show rather than a big production like a lot of shows are. Maybe it's the style and it's actually the hardest thing to produce, but the end product is quite nice and I never know what to expect from each episode.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Freaking out Ricky Gervais in an Austin Healey would have been the highlight of my life. But I'm not Jerry Seinfeld.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The fact that you're so humble (or even unaware) about the fact that every project you do is such a big deal to comedy fans is amazing to me. Thanks for being so great for this AMA and giving us a really enlightening experience, even though the AMAs probably over and you're probably gone.
SwampWTFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought for sure those two guys had to be a bit... there was just no way, they were too perfect. Makes me appreciate it even more to know it was authentic, and just one of those serendipitous moments.
CatrickSwayze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know Wayne Carini? Ever work with him to get cars?
The Chasing Classic Cars guy.
Pyrepenol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PA? Producer assistant?
notanotherpyr0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap there is a Louis CK episode, crap the things I miss being a binge watcher.
crimiusXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With regards to your expectations of the show, it's just one example of how remarkable a creation the internet truly is. All it takes is 1 person with enough friends or contacts to take something entertaining and cause it to explode into everyone's perspective. With the entire series being available, for free, in it's entirety, at a viewer's whim, is an almost unfathomable paradigm shift from how entertainment and media in general can be created and consumed.
atlas3686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:24:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's one of the reasons I still re-watch the show today, you can just see you were all having such a good time making it and that just makes the jokes all the more funny.
socialisthippie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You just perfectly described reddit, though.
Simmons2pntO ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:29:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Just wanted to say, Jerry, that I heard about this show very recently, when you released the trailer for Season 3 actually, and I started watching with the Louis C.K. episode and have almost watched every single episode today. I absolutely love it! I think it's fantastic to just see these people, these phenomenal comedians, as themselves. Normal, funny people. I hope you keep making this show for years to come.
Also, I moved to LA from Chicago last year, and have always loved comedy. Making people laugh has always been my life goal since when I was a kid, and watching you talk to everyone about how they got started has really inspired me to go out and try my hand at stand up. Thank you.
EDIT Also, if you're ever in LA and need an extra hand for the show (PA, anything) I'll be there!
cheeeo ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know how to tell when someone is in Australia?
[deleted] ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 23:31:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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PurpleSfinx ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:29:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know, it really is phenomenal. It's one of the best one's we've ever had. It's not that I ever thought anything bad about Jerry, but given his absolute A-list mega stardom, I honestly wasn't expecting him to be so... detailed. What a great guy.
edit: 101. 101 answers. Really, really good thread.
lolzergrush ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:17:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's good but also the questions are all very "softball".
Note: I'm not saying every question he answers should be stupidly-adversarial questions along the lines of "Why do you support a racist like Michael Richards?", but most of the questions read like a talk show interview pre-scripted by his publicity team.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:50:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, whatever, honestly; the point of AMAs isn't to get "the dirt" on someone or be controversial. The point of AMAs is for someone to show up and really interact with the community, to humanize celebrities, to let them show a casual and candid side of themselves that fans might not normally get to see. Mr. Seinfeld pulled it off in spades. I've never seen ANYONE on an AMA come back to reply to their own replies and add afterthoughts, much less post their own top-level thread questions. Fantastic.
lolzergrush ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 14:25:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My point is that it doesn't feel like real interaction when everything sounds so...so...publicistic. Had to invent a new word, great.
It's just that he (or whoever is answering, but in this case it's probably him) isn't really willing to go out on a limb on anything, even the very mild questions. "Who was your favorite minor character from Seinfeld?" "Gosh I just like them all!" "Who was your favorite guest on CCGC?" "Well, they're all great, be sure to watch my next episode coming up!" In some AmA's the responses blatant read like they were written by a publicist, but in this one it's the questions which were answered that read like a publicist's wet dream.
Trashyy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:19:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Jerry Seinfeld is in front of you, and the only thing you can think to ask him is why he supports Michael Richards? First of all the Michael Richards issue has been over for a long time. He got heckled and retaliated. He has spent the rest of his life apologizing about it. So to even bring it up is ridiculous. He answered over one hundred questions, are you really so inept that you believe that there are 100 publicists with legit accounts asking him "softball" questions? Could you really be that dumb?
lolzergrush ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you really be dumb enough to think I was asking the question that I was using as an example of a bad question that he shouldn't answer?
[deleted] ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 17:55:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What really ever happened to George's Sable hat? (S8 E8)
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 846 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It probably went back to the prop department where it came from.
VeryMurrayChristmas ยท 376 points ยท Posted at 18:31:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This guy.
theescapeclause ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's not my kinda guy.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:59:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*This is not my kinda guy.
todd_gak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No plans to own it yourself? Would go well with a fur coat and European carryall.
MackLuster77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With the rest of the rat hats.
IAmTheZeke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think He's right, guys.
interfail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This guy. Thinks he's funny...
Paddy_Tanninger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nnnnnoooooo, my sense of immersion!
Bamres ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched this the other day to and that ticked me off. THAT COUCH IS A PORTAL.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I asked this on /r/seinfeld here to see if anyone had any elaborate theories. Unfortunately, nothing there tops Mr. Seinfeld's answer.
BlueSkittles ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 18:03:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld. Ty for being here. Who's the best comedian we've never heard of?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 287 points ยท Posted at 19:08:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some people never quite get past that 20 minute phase, where they have that good 20 minutes, and even though they're enormously talented, they don't stay long enough for the public to find out about them. Here's a name, Ronnie Shakes, he's a great great comedian, he did a few Tonight Shows and passed away at a young age. You can see him on Youtube and I think you might like him.
BlueSkittles ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 19:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thank you for answering my question! And youtube-ing right now. Here's one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaIZKUJXOQ
And another good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHm6Xto-f24
iamthisnow ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 20:21:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
first YOLO ever in the first clip
danwroy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:05:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
uh
"you only live once" is older than the 1980s
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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cocksparrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:50:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ronnie's daughter commented on one of the clips of his stand-up, and several comedians recount memories of him and pay condolences in comments as well. Glad I saw this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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onethingimpassionate ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:10:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bill Burr is my absolute favorite. He's able to take controversial opinions and make people laugh AND think.
jwally33 ยท 120 points ยท Posted at 18:00:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How good of friends are you with Julia, Jason, and Micheal today?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 234 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We're still very good friends. And I actually see them pretty regularly, whenever we're in the same city.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 279 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know what happens is people tend to get married and have families and it's like the friends you grew up with from highschool, people ask "you were such great friends, do you still get together with them" but when your context changes in life, those things become more difficult.
ChaosMotor ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 05:01:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If someone's really your friend, you don't have to see them all the time to still be good friends.
barris444 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:24:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine bumping into her on the street in five years with a husband. She tells me he's a sculptor and they live in Vermont. We'd have to kill him!
Sub8male ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:36:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone starting to witness the marriage and family bit, things are starting to get difficult.
thaway314156 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He got coffee with Michael Richards and you can see their friendship there...
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was a really great episode. I loved watching them interact in real life and how Michael just cracks Jerry up
nolefthand ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 18:00:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite/most impressive joke you've heard?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 275 points ยท Posted at 19:09:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, that question is overwhelming to a guy like me. Well whenever my kids ask me this question, I always answer with "Two peanuts were walking along, one was assaulted." And I like that joke because anybody can tell it, and it always works. And it's very short.
GerriSteinfeld ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:33:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two guys are walking down the street. One walks into a bar, the other one ducks.
voltaek ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:55:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't work so well in German.
inspiredfollies ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:28:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Zwei peanuts vere valking down the strasse. Und one was azzaulted...peanut."
seancarter ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heil have some peanuts.
asp7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:46:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
zwei nussen war um der strasse spazieren.. ein war...
lofi76 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:25:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Die Peanuts, Die.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear that the latest nasa probe found bones on the moon?
It's crazy, but they figure that the cow didn't make it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...was it hurt?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like: Two ants were debating on a toilet seat, one got pissed off...
ikahjalmr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, was trying to figure out his joke
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, this is the first joke I ever remember growing up. In math class in elementary school we used to have these worksheets that once you solved the problems the numbers would match up to letters and you would use that pattern to solve a cryptogram at the bottom of the sheet.
"What happened to the peanut who was walking late at night?" When I solved all the problems and saw the answer I couldn't stop laughing.
aguacate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:40:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
[deleted] ยท 879 points ยท Posted at 17:54:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're on a desert island, and can only bring 5 of your favorite cars. Which 5 do you bring?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2521 points ยท Posted at 18:01:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is an absurd scenario. First of all, cars and desert are a bad combination. I would only bring one car to a desert island and that would be a VW Dune Buggy. No other cars are fun in the desert.
Ergok ยท 1534 points ยท Posted at 18:11:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must be fun at parties...
killm ยท 643 points ยท Posted at 18:15:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as much fun as the chap who asked that question.
So1ar ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:58:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who wants to hear a good story about a bridge?
fronk555 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:38:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:30:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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RicsFlair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or see the movie "The Bridge". It's fascinating.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:02:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You're teleported to the moon but you didn't bring a suit. What do you do?"
"I guess I'd be dead."
"WAY TO PLAY ALONG, DAVE. FUCK YOU."
braff_travolta ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:37:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Brit detected
vita_benevolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right? Who goes onto a desert island? They probably have little need for cars there. A dessert island on the other hand.
BraksOnBraks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Give him some time. Tortoises are slow
lessdothisshit ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:29:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can see you now, running around screaming at your friends, "GUESS WHAT I JUST SAID TO JERRY SEINFELD!!!"
At least that's what I would do.
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:57:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yeah, yeah he probably is
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:28:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why Whatley didn't want him at his party.
mrbananagrabber1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:42:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HE GETS JIGGY WITH IT!
Kancer86 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's usually making sure no one taps on the aquarium glass at parties
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:40:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They just give him the job to make sure nobody places a drink on the sound system.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as fun as Elaine
soccbowler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have lost my fiance! The poor baby!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's my kind of man.
GringusMcDoobster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can have fun in reasonable moderation though, why must parties always be about positive social interactions? We get all that here, on the internet. Let's just enjoy each others company in mutual silence while we stare at our devices which give us more interesting information than we could ever hope for from each other.
saptsen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tim Watley doesn't think so
FoBuNiT73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you seen his shows called Seinfeld its full of this stuff
spartex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
at least it wasn't a jeep
DoubleGordini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't tap the glass
Msmadmama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He is Jerry Seinfeld, who better to bring to a party.
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude. He's Jerry Seinfeld. Back off.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can blame him for being knowledgable about cars. Even if the question was hypothetical, Larry's answer was pretty good.
3404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's Jerry fucking Seinfeld.
Dreamtrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Literally a comedian
OneOfDozens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You must have a hard time being original
laffman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't joke about cars with a car enthusiast. :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The answer actually mad eme snort laugh, so I think he would be fun at parties.
tonnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Cocktail off the speaker!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:25:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
maybe the dingo ate your baby
ToastehBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:02 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just say that the legend Jerry Seinfeld wouldn't be fun at parties?
killerado ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not as fun as the ASSMAN.
toilet_crusher ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best desert bear is the black bear.
JokersWyld ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:22:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now which would you bring on a Dessert Island?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:06:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same answer, presumably. Anything else would just sink into the ice cream.
SpaceOdysseus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, you're stranded on an abandoned island with a huge airport tarmac, what 5 cars do you bring.
roofoo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think he means "deserted island." :p
NeverEnufWTF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
VW Dune Buggy is the perfect car for anywhere, really: funeral procession, porn shoot, presidential motorcade, etc.
SvenHudson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should another VW Dune Buggy in case the first one breaks and then the other three should be cars with enormous gas tanks that you can siphon into your Dune Buggies.
BenwithacapitalB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if it was a dessert island?
BlurrySandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would bring one of those aquatic cars that can drive on water.
insufficient_funds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would it be a 'kit' style dune buggy sporting a VW motor, or would it be a bug that's been lifted+modified into a dune buggy? ie this kit style dune buggy or this modified bug(aka the Baja Bug)?
inajeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a jeep guy, I agree. Good answer.
WHATS_WITH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as Dwight from The Office.
RufusSaysMeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry has made his career out of dealing with only plausible and real life scenarios. Thus, why this question is so absurd.
zarbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can only guess these are the kinds of absurd ideas you were speaking of when you said in an earlier question:
Appreciate you doing the AMA. Fun to read. I have nothing interesting to ask, but just wanted to say hello.
Kudos to you sir, and kudos again!
markzone110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what if it was a dessert island?
Yambag_the_Barbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about a deserted island?
OctopusPirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is your chance to buy an amphibious assault vehicle for both getting off the island and out of similar questions.
Auir2blaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Parking 5 cars on the beach would probably greatly increase your odds of being spotted and rescued. Even from a satellite photo, they would be visible.
Unless this is one of those desert island scenarios where you're going to live on the island voluntarily.
sancholibre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What! You should have said a German Amphi-Ranger. You could drive right off the island.
stevesy17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He meant to say dessert island
Mustard-Tiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't want to take a 1000hp sand rail and do a wheelie straight up a sand dune at ridiculous speeds?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about if the island is a large salt flat like in every single car commercial?
horsenbuggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is why I always phase it "deserted" island. It's not actually a desert, more like the place Tom Hanks was in Cast Away. But a dune buggy would still be appropriate for the beach there. And not much would get through the dense jungle. So your answer isn't wrong.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
dont bring your Jeep, apparently they dont do so well in sand ;)
Ninj4s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Personally i'd bring something to sleep in too. Maybe Richard Hammonds VW Camper. Just make it float first.
TheVeinGloriousOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha! Easily read in Dwight Schrute's voice.
f33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought it was a deserted island. Not desert
justonecomment ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Edited Question:
You're on a sparsely populated island that has an exact replica of the Nรผrburgring, and you can only bring five of your favorite cars. Which five do you bring?
Pelleas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know it's an absurd scenario when Jerry Seinfeld says it's an absurd scenario.
j_arena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the correct answer to a ridiculous question.
PurpEL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:42:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Change of question: You're on the Isle of Mann, and you can only bring 5 of your favourite cars. Which 5 do you bring?
Crownlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:26:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By "desert" I think he meant "deserted". This deserted island could have any number of driving environments; a swamp, mountains, a salt flat, even abandoned roads. How would your answer change given this information? You'd include a 550a Spyder, right?
resjohnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They MIGHT have pulled off legendary trilogy if #2 wasn't a carbon copy.
fuzzyglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If we're talking desert island, I agree, but mainland deserts are perfect for cars, assuming there are roads. There's low humidity to help keep rust at bay
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would there be roads in the desert.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For racing and speed tests!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonneville_Salt_Flats
fuzzyglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cities...in the desert
mrihearvoices ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in your voice.
"I mean what is the deal with cars anyways?"
randomguy260 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i thnk he meant desserted> desert
rafael000 ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 17:58:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't put your favorite car on a desert island.
redemptionquest ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wouldn't download a car on a desert island.
revjeremyduncan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure he meant deserted. I don't think there are a lot of desert islands, because water (I could be way wrong about that, though).
unk626 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:17:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're on a desert island. What five episodes of Seinfeld do you bring with you on your laptop??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I drive it to a dessert island though?
shave_daddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DESERT CAR!! NO RUST!!
Thinc_Ng_Kap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't tell me what to do.
BillMurraysTesticle ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or to put it in more simple terms, what are his 5 favorite cars.
ZLeppelin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You might have the best username ever.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which are Bill Murray's favorite five testicles?
ASU82 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought the term was "deserted island". But both you, and more importantly (no offense) wikipedia say I'm wrong. So thanks for teaching me something new today!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just me, but I'd bring a gigantic mobile home.
Because shelter.
kamiikoneko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry seems like the kind of guy who would just give his 5 favorite cars to friends and take something that allows him to communicate nonstop with people he respects so he can keep getting funnier and also still look 30 years old forever.
mattkenefick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bring your favorite boat and leave your cars at home.
Garrosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The right answer is: a hovercraft.
karnoculars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is such a stupid question, and yet somehow received a reply from Jerry Seinfeld. AMA's are amazing.
ronan007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you mean to say "deserted" island - maybe?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ottawapainters ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_island#Terminology
twojaguars ยท 3220 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What's the deal with airline food?
Edit: Thank you Mr. Seinfeld and /u/mehatch! Really wasn't expecting any of that. Sometimes I love you, reddit. My reaction to all of this.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 4062 points ยท Posted at 19:06:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The deal with airline food is they, everything is miniaturized, as if we're in Gulliver's Travels. I used to do a bit about the tiny airline world, about how everything is miniaturized, there's always a short delay, a little problem, we're going to be a tiny bit late.
[deleted] ยท 1277 points ยท Posted at 19:10:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely love that entire bit - It popped up on my Pandora Comedy Station and when you did the part about the faucets in the bathroom at the terminals I completely lost it. "What is it they think we would do with a faucet? Turn them all on full, run out into the parking lot, laughing, pushing each other into the bushes?" Kills me every time.
CommanderpKeen ยท 267 points ยท Posted at 19:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I didn't know I could get comedy stations on Pandora. Thank you. This is going to change my life.
daumas ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 19:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's even better is 24/7 Comedy (iHeartRadio).
CommanderpKeen ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
24/7 Comedy was actually on a radio station here for about 6 months. It was the best thing to happen to Atlanta radio in years. Then they just took it away. Good to know it's on iHeartRadio. I'm gonna have to finally download that app. Thanks!
daumas ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:13:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're welcome. It was on in Austin, TX for about 6 months as well... before being turned into a Mexican music station due to "low ratings". Apparently the 20 other mexican music stations needed competition.
solistus ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 20:17:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That pissed me off so much. The only time in my years in Austin when there was something bearable on the radio... So of course it was gone after a few months.
person144 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 03:13:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, we had 24/7 Comedy Radio for about six months here in Tucson as well. What is with this Comedy Radio conspiracy that gives and then takes away?!
CommanderpKeen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:55:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha, that's exactly what our 24/7 Comedy turned into also. And yes, we also have several Mexican music stations already.
ideaprone ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:51:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The problem was that it started off great but then you could practically hear them slowly getting safer and more predictable, until the point where it was always the same slightly funny stuff. For example, at first they would play Maria Bamford a lot and then they completely phased her out.
FelverFelv ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:29:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Completely unrelated to this ama - just wanted to vent - there used to be an awesome FM Talk Radio station in the Raleigh Durham area that was actually moderate/progressive at times (they still had a few conservative voices) but it was really refreshing to hear! They even boasted that they were the #1 FM talk station in terms of listeners! Then one day it turned into a shitty adult contemporary station with absolutely no warning. The conservative FM station is still on the air though... How the hell does that happen?
chakrablocker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:11:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Something like that happened over here by NYC. We use to have KROC, a modern rock station as you can imagine. It switched over to talk only after stern left which was fucking terrible. Then after horrible ratings they switched back to rock before giving up and turning into a shitty top 40 station. So now NYC is without a modern rock station. I would never have thought that possible. I can't scan through radio sations in the car without feeling a little sad whenever I pass 92.3.
danhawkeye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you get WFMU in Jersey?
chakrablocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just googled it and it looks like I can, plus streaming is always an option. Do you recommend this station?
danhawkeye ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:13:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bit out there sometimes, perhaps a bit hipstery, but it's always interesting. It's a free form format which means the DJs play whatever the hell they want. There's only a handful of decently powered stations that do that anymore.
chakrablocker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:24:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yea I was reading about that on the website, it looks like a really cool idea. Definitely gonna check out throughout the day.
read_head ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:27:00 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry for your loss, New York.
Kiruvi ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:09:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same thing in Kansas City, and then they replaced it with yet another 24-hour sports talk station. A friend of mine works for Cumulus Radio and said that apparently it was due to a licensing kerfuffle with Clear, the owners of IHeartRadio, involving the purchase of some proprietary Clear equipment in order to keep receiving the stations.
YeltsinYerMouth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:01:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was so pissed. It's been about a year now and it still stings. I discovered so many comics I had never heard of through them.
BuSpocky ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:01:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to say that hopping in the shower first thing in the morning still drunk and turning on the comedy station in Austin and having to listen to terrible Tejano music was the weirdest shower I've ever taken but that would be hilariously wrong.
lmwfy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:54:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't hold them in a shining light quite yet.. Due to disagreements/misunderstandings between my favorite morning show (repped by Clear Channel) and iHeartRadio, they know longer host or produce a podcast for the show. They did for years, but then one day: gone.
Psythik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:19 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but ClearChannel tho
ajpos ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:55:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Disclaimer: iHeartRadio is owned by Bain Capital, the company famous for being Mitt Romney's company.
walkaboutbrotha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SiriusXM has great comedy channels.
servohahn ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:00:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It doesn't always work just right. I'm still trying to refine mine. I'll get 4 minutes of Daniel Tosh and then a Lynyrd Skynyrd song.
tone_is_everything ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:52:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tone: friendly, suggesting
Enter in a bunch of "seeds" of different comedians you like, and that (almost entirely) eliminates the random music that might crop up.
servohahn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:01:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've done so. I guess I need more because I'm still getting music from time to time. All I can think was when I was drunk I accidentally tumbs upped a song or two that I liked without remembering that I was trying to keep it as a comedy station. It doesn't really bother me or anything.
corpsefire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:39 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I almost feel like I'm playing Mass Effect
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:41 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Highly recommend the Patton Oswalt station!
derkdadurr ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 20:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You idiot we're businessmen!
Who cares?? Water!!!!!
lofi76 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:45:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit. I never knew Pandora had anything but music! Thank You SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE, you made my day. Arrrrr
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 20:28:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I turned it on full blassssttttt."
afternoondlight ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:22:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"The water's on! Let's go!"
magic_mermaids ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:04:20 on January 20, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the video
pubeINyourSOUP ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:54:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I turned it on fullll blaasssttt."
Dtruth333 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:34:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"We're businessmen we're going to miss our flight!"
"WHO CARES! WATERRRRR!!!!"
Danthezooman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"we're business men you idiot, we're gonna miss our plane!"
sgrodgers10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:27:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Who cares, waterrrr!!!!"
MumrikDK ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:28:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500140/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Always loved it
zebozebo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
common, hurry! I PUT EM ALL ON FULL BLAST!
ItsmeSean ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You idiot. We're businessmen, we're going to miss our flight.
Izoto ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pandora has a comedy station, holy shit.
milkshakeiu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I listen to the Pandora Comedy Station quite a bit and they have never once played Seinfeld. How are you so lucky?
lessnonymous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:27:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pandora comedy channel? You arsehole! As if Reddit wasn't enough of a time sink!!!
(Seriously: you are a god, not an arsehole)
scootteddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:52:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When my son was 5 we were at a baseball game. In the bathrooms there were automatic sinks. He put his hands under them and said, "Ewww boy! I got a lil water there!" Like... just like Jerry does in that bit. I about died. It was perfect.
That same year, at the airport, going through security, my son referenced the "luggage car wash."
I literally have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. I know this may sound crazy and horrible to many people. I stumbled across Jerry's "I'm Telling You For the Last Time" DVD and became obsessed. I love Jerry's stand up so much. It has made my life better and happier. Literally. It has brought me so many good times of laughter. That single DVD/stand up show. That is the only DVD I own now that I still have the case too. I take it with me to share with friends.
Consequently, I saw him live in one year. Just last year. It was... the highlights of my year.
If you don't own the DVD... by god get it. His facial expressions!!!!! Holy shit... "Have youuu... been in a fun house mirror lately?" "Sometimes parts of the body just burst completely into flames." "Oat bag. I got my oat bag now." "Ohh boy.. I'm out of oxygen annndd look at the time!"
I may not have the exact quotes here but I'm dying just thinking about it.
fashionandfunction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
your paraphrase made me laugh ahaha *pushing each other into bushes" XDDD
Magnevv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who cares? WATER!!!
justinarms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just reading the excerpt you provided has me in fits. Damn it.
anthropo9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Pandora has a "Comedy Station"!
Glenn_Tennis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL I can listen to stand up on pandora. Nice.
dangrous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:19:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
COME ON, THE WATER'S ON, LET'S GO! I turned it on FULL BLAAAAAAST
Lukyfur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:51:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I turned it on full blast!
afternoon_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got em on FULL BLAST!
Aqeelk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:26:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was from I'm Telling It For The Last Time, one of the first stand up things I ever listened to and still my favourite. The Halloween bit killed me.
PastThePoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:15:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a comedy station? What have I been doing with my life?
Lanlost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:24 on March 3, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me its the bowling ball candle part.
Every time.
woopersucks ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:08:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's in one of the episodes! "If you could be a little patient!"
HooptyDooDooMeister ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"You are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met."
fashionandfunction ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:24:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"how's that working for you? being clever?"
achillobator ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
your comment is the reason that i know i'm not a unique snowflake
Ssutuanjoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I get it...that's very clever.
How's that workin out for you, being clever?
HooptyDooDooMeister ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:27:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/fashionandfunction posted this same thing 12mins before you. You are not a unique snowflake.
Fuck_Your_Mouth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:05:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/u/achillobator posted the same thing 2 hours before you. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you
rthaw ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:36:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Used razor blades? Who's shaving in there...?
scootteddy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:54:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hahahhaha I can hear him saying this his way. WHO's shaving in there? A were wolf (or wolverine... i cant remember)? rrrrr rrrrg rrrr
rthaw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 14:34:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol People are shaving in there so much that they're actually using up razor blades??? Who's shaving in there? The Wolfman???
scootteddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:16 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nailed it. :)
scootteddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:38 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
USING up razor blades. Lol. The emphasis.
MastersApprentices ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:55:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:44:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, and single-serving friends? Nice try, Tyler Durden.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still touring at all? I've been wanting to see you live for years but never had the chance.
twojaguars ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I thought the only possible answer I would get from this would be a sarcastic "funny."
Thank you for answering! I still watch Seinfeld all the time, and no matter how many times I've seen each episode (has to be at least a dozen times each by now), it just never gets old. Thanks, Mr. Seinfeld.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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scootteddy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:54:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
people are dying every day from cancer! [spit sound] but this! this has gotta stop!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:42:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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scootteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:39 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol!!! Hahahaa "it's almost impossible. " the way he says that lol
Binkusama ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah and then chuck palahniuk stole it and used it in fight club. Well stole is a strong term, but you get the idea
SocietyProgresses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
they should call the ticket price 'Gulliver'
BSchoolBro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And how you pay a little bit more every time you get there.
radioslave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And how everything is up to kids, 'Shut up! Mom, I'll clean up! Let me stay up! and down to parents, 'Just calm down, Slow down, put that down'
ChilliPowderMeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tiny bite late
tootsie_rolex ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh oh oh and please do the wolfman bit.
go_ahead_downvote_me ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i have that set on my ipod. its right after the wolverine bit im pretty sure
IM_PRETTY_RACIST ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AND NOW THEY DONT EVEN FEED US AT ALL! THANKS JERRY!
WillSmitth ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats Gold jerry Gold!
mehatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, if the asker gets one you get one too. Been rooting for this answer for an hour, thx u :)
rafael000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
a tiny tip for you, Mr. Seinfeld! +/u/dogetipbot 100 doge
Danthezooman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is shaving on the plane? And shaving so much they're using up razor blades?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we're all going to be in tiny bits when we hit the ground!
tahitiisnotineurope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you forget how everything on airlines is single serving. Single serving pads of butter, packets of ketchup, even the guy next to you. He is a single serving friend.
zebozebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my dad at dinner last night was quoting you, "and shaving so much so that they're using up razor blades?!
Covette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and you get into the bathroom, the lights pop on and its like a surprise party just for you
humanman42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the movie Fight Club, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton have a conversation about airlines being single serving. The food to the friends (since you sit down next to them and you only see them that one time in your life probably.)
latecraigy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I've watched your specials so often and repeatedly that I have them memorized by now :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did fight club steal this from you?
cglendin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First time I heard that was on Radio Q, on board my Qantas flight. The guy sitting next to me must've thought I was nuts because I was laughing out loud randomly.
CrazyBoxLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite of the airline bits was always about the flattering mirror and used razor blade disposal. <3
RedChld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've had "I'm telling you for the last time" on my phone (and on my first ipod before smart phones) for years. Always great for when I need a little laugh. Great bits in there.
Meateous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pilot here, it's always a little less than you 'd like in aviation.
ManInBlackPajamaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm having the peanuts now.
I'm not going to have them all now; I'm just gonna have a few. I don't wanna finish it because it's such a BIG bag."
scootteddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:02:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm having the peanuts now!... Such a BIG bag!
CheeseburgerLocker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahahaha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ummm.... little problem, short delay... there's got to be a Seinfeld reference. Think, IBlessTheRainsInIowa, THINK.
Got it...
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
AlexanderKeithIPA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the great answer, but just in case you aren't aware, the whole "what's the deal with airline food?" is kinda a meme of all the "what's the deal with..." jokes, of which you are very well known for.
Phildude ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:12:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reding this in your voice makes it a billion time better!! Thanks for doing the AMA
xanatos451 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 15:25:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Speaking of airline jokes, what were your thoughts on this faux pas?
[deleted] ยท 2128 points ยท Posted at 18:01:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://imgur.com/iYxAHN6
[deleted] ยท 572 points ยท Posted at 18:20:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredgif
Dinosauringg ยท 498 points ยท Posted at 18:41:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can't just say /r/retiredgif you have to post it too
MikeTobacco ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 19:08:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
chemicalcomfort ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 21:02:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't say it, I declared it
twojaguars ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 19:11:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh.
[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Done
IrTehAsian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is reddit someone will do that for him.
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 22:34:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bu does he really?
Shadax ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:50:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah, I finally understand this sub now. I thought it was for gifs that are old/overused or something. So, if a gif is used and is more appropiate than it can ever be again, it gets retired?
I suppose that doesn't mean we can't use it again without ridicule (what I thought it was at first), but actually use the sub to see how well gifs are used.
Maybe I'm rambling, but did I answer my own question?
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:34:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
nite_ ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:51:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um that gif is not retired you fucking bitch what is your problem with it and calling it a retired is horrible cause some people are retired and they can't help it they were born with lack of oxygen.
rocky1003 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:59:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Maox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/retiredjokes
Sabian619 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chillax man
[deleted] ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 18:53:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wat
Namaha ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:08:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
reference
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, now it makes sense...... I guess.
vxx ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
Totallynotahost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But is is so fun!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's no Tuna without Turkey
Refuel456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.jpg
SerCiddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would be better if someone posted something from /r/wtf here and then Mr. Seinfeld himself posted it.
xipheon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:03:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So close, but he actually responded an hour later with the opposite reaction.
Wasabicannon ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:56:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Normally Id agree however it fits in perfectly here.
Dinosauringg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:33:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's why it was retired.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:03:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What playbill is that? Les Mis?
Digitigrade ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 19:12:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And how do you keep finding that crystal?
migvelio ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:00:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice comic, but remember not to post the punchline as a title...
Digitigrade ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:56:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know if it's the "punchline" in that comic, but I wasn't posting it for the sake of the comic itself, nor was my comment a title. I simply offered reference to my comment for those who might not have seen that comic yet. :>
migvelio ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:04:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I still enjoyed that comic :)
steelycrayon ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 18:32:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with lampshades? If it's a lamp, why do you want shade?
mehatch ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 18:26:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's one lilly worth gilding
twojaguars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
thank you my good friend
it's my first gilded comment
appreciated
mehatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:51:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you beat me to it, so I thought you'd earned it... and more importantly, this question needs answering, we can't let him dodge this :)
DialMMM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We can't let him Doge this.
mehatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
actually, if Jerry Seinfeld answers the question "What's the deal with airline food?" in Doge format, that might be just such amazing.
kingofvodka ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 18:20:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jealous. Asking this question was the only reason I clicked on this AMA
aaronrenoawesome ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:48:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You, me, and a hundred others.
kingofvodka ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:53:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I got here when the AMA was 25 minutes old. I thought it was my day :'(
starrfucker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:03:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the only reason?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jealous. Asking this question was the only reason I expanded this comment thread
Mollywobbles225 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same here. Can't believe it took three clicks to find the question.
kingofvodka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:35:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Same. I saw that it started at 1 so I planned on being first to ask this...but I live in a different time zone than what was shown :(
treilly19 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld will deliver...
shahyar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with reddit? The website is white. The logo is white. They should call it whiteit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:02:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's "what's up with that?"
Gravee ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CTRL+F, "what's the deal"
ksur12345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Shouldn't you be thanking mr.seinfeld more than the reddit for the gold.
twojaguars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Great point, just changed it. Although it is pretty cool that somebody spent their hard-earned money on me. Both are appreciated.
EDIT: Wait, unless you meant for me to thank Mr. Seinfeld for giving me gold. It wasn't him. It was an awesome redditor named /u/mehatch
ksur12345 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:43:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think he knows what gold is already, I knew he didn't :)
mehatch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:12:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well, you dont just AUtomatically know what gold is on day one
amateurtower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:21:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
: )
mehatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:11:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thx for the shoutout :) ur too kind
RenegadeBAM ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I came here for a top comment like this. Was not disappointed. Thank you.
The only other acceptable question (I can think of):
Captainobvvious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with cancer?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Jackpot777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are dozens of us.
delwinjones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dozens!
thewaybaseballgo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:05:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Follow-up question: who are the ad wizards that came up with that one?
Sergeant_Sweetness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats up with that?
DavePost87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Anything that is white is sweet. Anything that is brown is meat. Anything that is gray -- don't eat!
Thisisthecleverest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dammit, u/twojaguars, I came here to ask this!
squidciudad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's nuts!
TamashiiNoKyomi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:41:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was gonna screenshot this comment chain but the edit ruined the fun.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:10:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aw man they didnt like this joke when I said it.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/z/ceitjrp
[deleted] ยท 466 points ยท Posted at 17:54:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
After creating arguably the most successful sitcom in the history of television, do you think modern comedy shows(How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, or even Comedians in Cars getting Coffee) live up to the precedent Seinfeld set? If not, do they have the potential?
Edit: I understand these show don't live up to Seinfeld. I wanted to see Jerry's opinion on them; after all, they are the most succesful shows on air today.
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 1936 points ยท Posted at 18:37:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the fans of every show love that show as much as anybody loves any show, that's why they make lots of shows because there are lots of people and everybody has their own opinions. I don't think there's anything like a "best show" I kind of hate that concept. I think awards are kind of stupid, there is no best movie or best actor, what you like is best for you. If everybody liked the same thing there would be just one dish. That's why they have a menu because everybody likes something different.
manaray49 ยท 448 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That....is a great answer.
assumption_junction ยท 1147 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say it's The Best Answer?
_QueeferSutherland_ ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:59:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the best, Jerry.
lynx44 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:53:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the authors of every post love their posts as much as anybody loves any post, that's why they make lots of posts because there are lots of people and everybody has their own opinions. I don't think there's anything like a "best post" I kind of hate that concept. I think awards are kind of stupid, there is no best post or best author, what you like is best for you. If everybody liked the same thing there would be just one dish. That's why they have a menu because everybody likes something different.
Dr_Zoid_Berg ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:09:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made this.
SocialIssuesAhoy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:02:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We should give him an award for that answer.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-dxn8IgQo
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
/r/SeinfeldBestOf?
Bengelito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Perhaps the best answer for him?
dog_eat_dog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It IS the best answer. In fact, it won a Best Answer Award if I recall.
dilespla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's the best for Jerry.
MasterTrole2015 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If there was a Reddit Academy Awards, this post would win Best Answer by a Male Star in IAmA, I am sure of it!
SunriseSurprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cue orchestra
NoNotRealMagic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:10:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He should definitely win an award for that answer.
geitben ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would like a menu of answers please.
byramike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is no best answer, you like the answer that's best for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld, gentleman philosopher.
justonecomment ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:52:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or a cop-out.
iswearimtrying ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:16:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is how I view it, take it for what it's worth: But I think what separates "Seinfeld" from other modern shows is that the writers and producers really never had to compromise their integrity. You can see in many modern shows that the writing is geared toward mainstream America or what some would call the lowest common denominator. I'm pretty sure that if content or a premise wasn't funny to Larry or Jerry, even though it might be funny to popular audiences, they still wouldn't include the content or premise into the show- to preserve in what they believed was funny, and not just to please the audiences. For example, the finale wasn't exactly received well by the mainstream, but the concept of doing a "big" finale is what Larry and Jerry thought to be appropriate for a final episode. And because you all wrote something that you all believed in, for that Mr. Seinfeld, the show deserves an award.
flapsmcgee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-dxn8IgQo
industrialwaste ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That was a very insightful response that I was delighted to read.
maplebandit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a beautiful outlook. Thanks for this
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you need to stop living up to all my expectations of how awesome you would be to talk to.
bstampl1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, then, I'm the best comedian ever...to me
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just yesterday on here there was a thread with people posting their favorite award show acceptance speeches, and one of yours from 2007 was listed with the "All awards are stupid" theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-dxn8IgQo
stevesy17 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Counter point:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Show_on_WFMU_with_Tom_Scharpling
edit: Question: Being a new york native, are you at all familiar with Mr. Scharpling? And would you ever consider having him on CCC? I feel like you two would definitely find something interesting to talk about.
Godfodder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to remember this every time I get downvoted to hell.
themadnad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who knew I would receive such wise words from Jerry Seinfeld? Not saying you're not wise Jerry, but I love everything you just said and plan on applying this when anyone has a problem with someone who is "different."
garenzy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld on awards and awards shows.
Hkauffman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate to have to disagree, but there is a "best show" and it is Seinfeld, imho.
I_Fuck_Blind_Puppies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically a soilent green brand of comedy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best answer ever. I tell everyone the same basic thing as I'm rolling my eyes whenever the Oscars or Emmys come up in conversation. Who cares what other people think is "the best"? Like what you like, and be proud of it.
j_win ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can't really believe that there is no disparity in quality between works. Have you seen an episode of 2 Broke Girls?
dgmilo8085 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a great answer for a bunch of reasons. Although I acknowledge that Seinfeld is one of the most universally agreed upon greatest shows ever, I never liked it...at all. I did however have the reluctant pleasure of working the green room for one of your shows at the Arlington in Santa Barbara a few years back, and you were downright hilarious. I have enjoyed the hell out of your stand-up ever since, but had I not worked that night and had the opportunity to see this performance I would likely never have. I still can't watch the show though.
rishi_sambora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Deep shit.
ccrepitation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what a seinfeldesque answer. love it.
ryleylamarsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:39:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best answer out of any if these!
SomalianRoadBuilder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Jerry Seinfield is a staunch relativist.
2010_12_24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Seinfeld changed the format of sitcoms and it was the best show of it's time. HIMYM is a new format and it's one of the best of its time.
A show is defined largely by its groundbreaking content, format, etc.
What was the best show out of The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, All in the Family, Mash, Soap, Family Ties, Seinfeld, Friends, Benson (wait, wuh?), HIMYM, It's Always Sunny and [you're current favorite show here]?
Pick one. And you'd be right. And wrong for so many damn reasons, uhhhg, I can't believe you don't see it!!
quitelargeballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't help but read that in your voice
garygaryboberry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that as "there are some that think Big Bang and 2 1/2 Men are funny, but I do not".
1919 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know that there isn't a perfect show, have you seen Breaking Bad?
noman283 ยท 748 points ยท Posted at 18:00:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big Bang Theory lives up to Seinfeld like Adam Morrison lives up to Michael Jordan.
SvenHudson ยท 671 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know who that is but I'm guessing that's the point.
Dookie_Nacho ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Morrison was also taken 3rd overall in the NBA draft, same position Jordan was picked. Jordan was also the one who chose Morrison to "play" for the Charlotte Bobcats.
noisydesktop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:05:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Morrison's career high was 30 points. Jordan averaged 30 points for his career.
mikesername ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:31:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HEY LOOK THIS GUY KNOWS SPORTS
[deleted] ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 19:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hahaha basketball isn't a sport, silly.
Dzungana ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:56:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Basketball is lyfe
kylepierce11 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:43:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For real, who's Michael Jordan?
SvenHudson ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:44:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The guy from Space Jam and those t-shirt commercials.
kylepierce11 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:33:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh the hitler stache guy. Got it.
Unit91 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:40:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
jgohmart87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:29:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Jordan is arguably the greatest basketball player to have ever played the game.
SvenHudson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:46:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, Michael Jordan is the one of those two names that I've never heard of.
IHoldSteady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a pretty perfect analogy.
thetreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Remember the guy from Gonzaga who cried during March Madness like 10 years back after they blew a lead very late in the game? That's Adam Morrison.
EDIT: Spelling brain fart
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
GonzagA.
C-4 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:21:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Morrison is still important to a team though because he is an excellent male cheer leader.
Source: Lakers fan who watched him cheer passionately through a championship run.
The_Lion_Jumped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not hard to cheer passionately when you're being paid to be a fan
oGsMustachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's actually back at Gonzaga now as an assistant coach.
C-4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nice, wondered what happened to him. I always liked him.
SooInappropriate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:10:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like I live up to James Deen.
buncc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:12:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bazinga!
badgarok725 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats easy to say on Reddit. Plenty of people enjoy BBT for what it is, its the most successful comedy on TV for a reason
realnicklandon ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:42:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, Big Bang is just.. black-face nerd humor
quite frankly, the program is offensive.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
However, Modern Family is like Clyde "The Glide" Drexler to Michael Jordan.
highchief ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:58:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Morrison's defense, he was an incredible college player.
rjcarr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ha, the BBT hate lives on reddit. The BBT is at least a Ewing to MJ; good, dependable, won some things, but ultimately not Jordan.
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:24:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe a Kevin Johnson or Mark Price. Certainly no Ewing, nor in the conversation for greatest show ever.
the_slunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*tear
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's the fucking lamest thing I have ever heard.. Adam Morrison is about 1000 times cooler than MJ and his basketball is way better than BBT.
chubbaymoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Phil knew if he played Morrison, Staples would be destroyed from the immense explosiveness from his basketball prowess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Itsn't this exactly against the answer Mr.Mr. Seignfeld gave?
notthatnoise2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this will shock you but a lot of people love BBT and hate Seinfeld.
noman283 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:29:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And those people have bad taste.
Trenks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, he drafted him.
jjohnson8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ooooh....leave the GU grads out of this
Better_nUrf_Irelia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahah, hah, hah. No. Read Seinfelds answer before you go spouting your bullshit subjective reddit fanboy train opinions.
mentholbaby ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
big bang theoriy lives up to seinfeld like my butt~ hole lives up to roosevelt
dan1101 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big Bang was certainly good for a while, but it lacks the comedy, atmosphere, and wit of Seinfeld, by a long shot.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a person who does not enjoy Seinfeld much, but likes BBT...I do agree that Seinfeld is a far more intelligent show. However in terms of comedy its really dependant on the person.
just_zhis_guy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:51:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't get sports references, but I think you just called Big Bang theory shit. So I applaud you.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about the person who tweeted to Julia Louis-Dreyfus "LOOK AT ME I'M JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS I WAS ON SEINFELD THE SHOW ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK EATING PICKLES AND SHIT MAN"
That makes me laugh just thinking about it. When did they ever eat pickles?
msbabc ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can see why you've gone with these as they're the most successful of the era, but they don't hold a candle, surely?
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 18:19:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd lean more toward Always Sunny as a modern comparison. And even it's awesomeness falls short compared to Seinfeld!
cat_penis ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:43:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like this comparison since they both share the concept of all the main characters being terrible people. On Seinfeld they were all just petty and self-centered whereas on Its Always Sunny they're pretty much amoral sociopaths so it kind of feels like the next logical progression.
msbabc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:20:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sprung to my mind, too, but I figured it's nowhere near as popular.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mmm... Slow down there, champ.
madeamashup ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
partly because IAS is kind of a huge rip of Seinfeld
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:12:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thats what I was asking about; how does he feel about comedy today?
Brett_Favre_4 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's crap.
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, he. All kidding aside, just stay retired, and you can have any opinion you want.
Iceburg37 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:18:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those shows have to reach up when they tie Seinfeld's shoes for him
GeneralJohnnyRico ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:57:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should be ashamed of yourself for even having The Big Bang theory and Seinfeld in the same sentance.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I woulda exampled 30 rock, IT Crowd and The Office
edgarallenbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The shows that I consider successors to Seinfeld are Louie and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Arrested Development came close. Same sort of absurd situation/character-based comedy.
C0lMustard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't really speak for Jerry, but I'd say no show will have the potential to live up to Seinfeld because of fragmenting media outlets.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:46:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never watched Modern Family, but I think Always Sunny is damn near just as funny as Seinfeld. It's like a modern day Seinfeld with darker themes that appeal to our fucked up generation.
yourmansconnect ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:12:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whilst sunny is great, it is nowhere near as good as seindfeld was
fanboy_killer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's debatable. Modern Family is a great comedy but Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock(ended last year) are definitely on par with it.
TedToaster22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd say those are some bad examples.
farfle10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man those aren't even close to the same level of quality as Seinfeld.
killm ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can think of only 3 sitcoms ever which can compare with Seinfeld
Fawlty Towers (I think it's better than Seinfeld) but they just had 12 episodes
Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister
Coupling (just the first 3 seasons)
ImGonnaKickTomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How DARE you have an opinion?! Let's all be sure to downvote this guy we disagree with, right?
[deleted] ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 18:02:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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SirCillian ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Talking Funny is so good. I think CICGC has a similar, if not so in depth, feel to it. One of the reasons I like it so much. If you haven't already you should check it out!
funnybillypro ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:13:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ricky Gervais produced that and he answered this question for me at a Times Talk. He said he would not do another Talking Funny again because he doesn't think he could ever top that line-up. I had to agree with him.
Moronoo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:17:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well fuck, just do another one with the same line-up!
JustTheT1p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:18:50 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Talking Funny is an outrageously great idea for a show, and I love it.
Lardarius ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 17:58:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Larry David really like George in real life? Any funny LD stories to tell?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Larry David is not really that much like George in real life. George is a little bit angry. And does not care if he has to break the rules to get what he wants. And Larry David is not like that at all. Larry David is a very considerate and respectful kind of person. George is not.
skankboy ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 19:11:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George is getting angry!
Micosilver ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:22:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serenity now!
nsk1337 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George is getting upset!!!
estrangedeskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I seem to remember a story of Larry David getting really angry doing some standup sometime, because people weren't paying attention, and basically shouting "F*** YOU!" at the audience. Based on that, I always assumed he had a bit of a temper. Is that very uncharacteristic of him?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:51:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he had lost his cape.
prometheanbane ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:58:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's an incredibly frustrating thing for anybody in that situation. At least if they pay attention and don't like it there's a justification, but if they're straight up not listening that's just infuriating. I think I've seen that clip, and I totally get it. It takes a lot of effort to swallow that frustration and keep going, so it's not surprising he decided, "fuck it," and let it out.
estrangedeskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes sense I guess. I am just used to seeing him play somewhat misanthropic characters, not to mention George, that I got it in my head he could be a bit moody. So it actually comes as a bit of a shock that he isn't.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:22:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know a guy who acts exactly like George Costanza except it's not funny and he's a deadbeat dad.
vrphotosguy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This made me laugh even though it probably shouldn't. This is coming from a guy who has been called George Costanza (unflatteringly). I think I'm kind of funny though. But not a deadbeat dad. In fact, not a dad at all.
ScruffyLooking7 ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 18:03:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is seinfeldvision ever going to become a reality?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 19:08:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No.
hjschrader09 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:51:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please?
senor_louse ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:46:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please Jerry I'm begging you!
WhoahCanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that?
ScruffyLooking7 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:44:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqr6v3_30-rock-season-2-clip-seinfeld-vision_shortfilms
DrSvarheeny ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 18:03:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your opinion on airline travel?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 212 points ยท Posted at 19:13:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always liked airline travel. I think anytime you get to leave earth, it's pretty special.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you care for the pilot's summary of where you're going and how you're getting there? Or was the just to make the bit funny? I always find it interesting to know what I'm seeing out my window, because it's such a different view of familiar places.
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๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 345 points ยท Posted at 19:35:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have already done that, where the hell were you?
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dbird90 ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 20:54:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He couldn't put down the bingo board for two seconds to look up comedy tours, could he? Typical BingoPlayer1.
He11razor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:23:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Typical BingPlayer1.
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Amateur1234 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:19:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you cried, just a little.
ZachWitIt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:12:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rattle :)
Valdivias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in Brazil...
2010_12_24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He was going to see your show, but then he went to an Afroman concert.
chem-farmer ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 17:55:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello and welcome to Reddit!
Did you keep all those sneakers you wore over the years? If so, how many pairs do you own?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 712 points ยท Posted at 18:21:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not unlike yourself, I have thrown out my old sneakers.
Nemesis2772 ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 18:40:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thow them out?? My 5 year old is about to inherite a pretty bad ass pair of velcro shoes, and when hes 10.....hes going to pump his shoes up.
waffleninja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:59:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2 words. LA lights.
staiano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
By hand or with CO2 cartridges?
dudernonymous ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're just gonna assume this redditor throws out his old sneakers.
[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Sydius ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let's keep it that way, shall we?
wellAdjustedMale ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:10:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed. The point is to have him want to come back.
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you put on your pants!?
blarghable ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:33:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
everyone on /r/sneakers is crying now.
recentlydiscovered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the posts on there refers to getting a pair of 2001 sneakers. I didn't realize that sneakers were something like cars or wine that eventually achieve "vintage" status.
BKizzle77 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:56:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a man from Parsippany, NJ, did you pick out our town for a reason in the Mom and Pop episode? It is our town's little claim to fame (in my eyes at least)!
FantasticMikey ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This response captured the essence of the Jerry Seinfeld style of comedy. I laughed out loud.
retho2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:56:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stars, they're just like us!
namesartemis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even the Air Seinfelds?
hrishirc1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a regular here?
kylepierce11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Guys, he's just like us!
antdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:54 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For charities? :P
Avista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Here on Reddit we don't even throw out our shoe boxes!
Please don't show him the shoe box
roofoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what point is a sneaker considered "old?"
Ol_King_Cole ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:22:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See? He's just like us. He throws his sneakers away one shoe at a time.
cbartlett ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This guy can ask Jerry Seinfeld anything that he wants and he asks if Jerry throws out his sneakers.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why would he keep sneakers? Who keeps sneakers? I could see maybe 1 pair, or even 2 if you do a lot of painting or need a pair of sneakers you can get dirty, but why keep them?
SuperC142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:41:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe he likes collecting things owned by Jerry Seinfeld. He could start some sort of Jerry Seinfeld museum or something. In fact, I think I read somewhere that, at one time or another, he has owned every single thing that was owned by Jerry Seinfeld. Pretty impressive, actually.
theleroy ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 18:37:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan of yours.
I like to think that Curb your Enthusiasm is like an "Adult" version of Seinfeld. Did you or Larry have any ideas for Seinfeld that were maybe a little too edgy for NBC but Larry was able to do in Curb?
Thanks for doing the AMA
Things_and_things ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 18:07:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Jeff Goldblum came to your door wearing no shirt, what would you do?
chooter ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:54:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can this be a new de facto AMA question please? :)
Johanisburger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am really looking forward to a response.
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๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 156 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved Oswego state. I loved the weather there. I loved the town and the school. But I knew that if I wanted to become a standup comedian, I had to go to New York City.
moonmanlowe ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:06:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OSWEGOOOOOOO!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:28:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You loved the weather (she says from Rochester, NY)?
PonchoParty ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad it wasn't the weather that made you transfer, Jerry. You've got the tough nuggets. Such a beautiful town in the summer and the snow days can sometimes be very peaceful. Glad you also loved that school.
DaGeeb ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But he has no patience for lactose, and he won't stand for it!
DankMaster3000 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:55:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell your husband, "thank you." From a SUNY Oswego graduate.
AntMan6 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:49:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another Oswego Alumni here too.
Highway62 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:08:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan of your show! My question is: Being friends with Ricky Gervais, have you ever met Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington, and would you guys ever consider working on some kind of project together?
[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you and Larry David are so funny together, whether it be writing on Seinfeld, acting together on Curb or just hanging out on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Is there any chance of you two working together again? Best!
ANewMachine615 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:54:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He says in another comment in this AMA that he and Larry wrote a script together relatively recently.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks dude.
frankreddit5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would love to hear a YES to this question from Mr Seinfeld. Absolutely hilarious seeing them together
m1ss1l3 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 18:16:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the funniest real life incident you can tell us ?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 19:11:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you be a little more specific?
pananana1 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:31:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, this guy asks a question, actually get's an answer and a chance to basically converse with Seinfeld, but then doesn't see it and is presumably at work or something when Seinfeld responds an hour later. Rough.
m1ss1l3 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:06:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, the first time I get a reply in a celebrity AMA and I was sleeping :(.
A_Teenager_Alt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:30:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you tell a funny anecdote from real life?
m1ss1l3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:05:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe I slept when you replied. Anyways, what I meant was the funniest thing that has happened to you or something you have witnessed that was very funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:09 on April 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Considering he's doing observational comedy, you could probably find the answers in his material.
skankboy ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 19:12:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As in, do you find it amusing that someone has a once in a lifetime opportunity to ask you a question, and they can't even form a coherent sentence?
BlackDynomite ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:55:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read that Michael Richards took acting on Seinfeld very seriously and at times was very difficult to work with. Was this your experience and if not, what was he like on set?
prometheanbane ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've noticed in blooper reels that he's always antsy and annoyed when people laugh at his lines and blow the scene. He's just too funny, so it likely happens constantly and he just wants to get through the day. How could you not laugh at his Kramer portrayal?
JustTheT1p ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:22:28 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On it's always sunny, when they laugh/blooper the director or someone is mumbling "a number per second" I can't remember what the number is, but I think he's saying "It's dam expensive for you to be fucking up on tape right now"
robdob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't seen it since it came out, but I remember them talking about this a little on Comedians in Cars. I remember Richards saying he wished he'd had more fun making the show, instead of taking everything so seriously.
onpar_22 ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 18:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you were my inspiration to become a professional standup comedian. I just wanted to let you know that you completely ruined my life and that I should have been a doctor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:32 on April 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been flirting with the idea of getting into standup comedy as a profession. How has it gone for you so far, since this was posted three months ago?
Zxc211 ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 19:18:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You said you lived in New York City, have you ever considered buying a castle to save money?
Ser_Capelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We've gone meta.
kindagood ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 18:16:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you get the awesome cars for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Is that how you capitalize that show name? Thanks for being awesome!
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 18:51:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All the cars on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee are borrowed, rented or lent to us by very nice people. And we are very grateful to them.
petrograd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:13:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your daily driver?
jim45804 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someday drive one of your most prized car. For someone special, of course.
tmonz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:17:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He has a very very expensive car collection.
[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the worst you ever screwed up on stage?
[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:10:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think CCC is just the best thing ever. It just delights me to watch y'all hanging out.
Do rich people really sit around talking about being rich though? Or is just the editing or guest choices? I feel like season 1 had a more ragtag guest list.
I am posting this from inside my new Acura, so I think you are under contract to reply.
(P.S. Once you opened for my father in-law's band back in the day. You were filling in for an no-show Andrew Dice Clay apparently).
mullacc ยท 989 points ยท Posted at 17:58:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what if sienfeld still on tv today?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 2871 points ยท Posted at 18:39:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything would have had to change. The character would have gotten married and started families, I suppose. But I still think everything has its life cycle and if you respect it, people enjoy it longer. And if you disrespect it - look at THE HANGOVER movie. If you made just one, the movie would be a comedy legend. Because they made 3, it isn't.
Mitcheli1 ยท 974 points ยท Posted at 18:46:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Couldn't agree with you more. Seinfeld ended at the exact right time. I'm glad you haven't diluted it by allowing the release of a bunch of shitty spin-off shows etc. Larry David has done a great job with CYE. It's important that production companies don't bow down and allow for spinoffs or remakes for everything that exists.... because it'd de-values the original.
StaffSgtDignam ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I pray Vince Gilligan knows what he's doing...
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username156 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:51:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cue "Better Call Saul."
Brocktoon_in_a_jar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
and "Home Fries".
w00t4me ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:31:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, but we're going to get "Better Call Saul" soon.
RafaDDM ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:54:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Vince Gilligan pretty much proves that if anyone knows what they're doing, it's him.
GodSPAMit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:48:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you just reworded what he said... what
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:04:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but nobody expects "Better Call Saul" to be anywhere near as good as Breaking Bad.
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think it's trying to be. Saul was the funny character on the show (in a dark way of course), and I'm assuming Better Call Saul will be the same way. Rather than anything as dramatic and heavy as BrBa, it'll be a dark comedy.
Luthos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But just because it's in a different genre doesn't mean it's safe from diluting the parent show's "legacy".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, but I have some faith in Vince to prevent any dilution.
vikvaughn666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:55:41 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hate this comment. What does that even mean? Even if it sucks, will breaking bad suddenly get worse? And it's bob odenkirk and Vince gilligan...it's not going to suck.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:08:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's like watching a circus performer do his act.
You're pretty confident he can pull it off, but if he doesn't things are going to get ugly.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 21:40:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Frasier was a pretty good spin off of Cheers. Just saying its not all bad.
Mitcheli1 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:52:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That is an excellent point. Not all spinoffs are bad...
But with a show like Seinfeld... it was better to leave well enough alone.
vita_benevolo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:30:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CYE is an excellent substitute for Seinfeld. A lot of similarities to satisfy my need for Larry David/Seinfeld-esque comedy, but far different enough that it doesn't cheapen the original series.
Shovelbum26 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:56:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Oh, come on. "Joey" was an amazing show!
Yodamanjaro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Joey"
Link fixed for ya.
Shovelbum26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I can never figure out how to make a link when the website ends in ")"
Yodamanjaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Add "\" before the end paren.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh that's the guy from Top Of The Heap. I had no idea that show had spinoffs and now I feel inclined to check it out.
kaplanfx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You jest, but I actually liked the show, and I wasn't even a watcher of Friends (which is maybe why I liked it).
ScottRTL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:22 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's always nice when a series ends at a good time. It hurts because you want more of it, but at the same time you don't want it to become boring/sell out... I used to be one of the biggest Simpsons fans possible...
clkou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think they had one more season in them :)
ForgettableUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wasn't there a Kramer show that was canceled after a few episodes? Or was it just Michael Richards doing a Kramer-like character?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah it was on the WB.
ForgettableUsername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:29:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's that?
Xenogears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember that one! He played a private investigator, if i recall correctly.
On that note, Jason Alexander also had a show in which he played some sort of motivational guru.
Neither of them were very good but i loved seeing the actors doing things.
arsenalfc25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:48:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The problem is production companies are going to squeeze every profitable penny out of a series. This usually means making it until it does not make money, that's when shows aren't good anymore.
The de-valuing of hangover for example doesn't take away profits, but it definitely does detract form the artistic value. Too bad production companies don't care about artistic value.
onethingimpassionate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joey hasn't tarnished Friends.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one remembers that Joey was a thing.
onethingimpassionate ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:40:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly, if it's bad it won't devalue the original. It'll just be ignored
antdude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:44:59 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But that series finale sucked. :(
Mitcheli1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:09:06 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I bet Jerry would admit that.... jerry what say you?
antdude ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:32:20 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He probably cares not about it. :(
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld did kind of have shitty spin off shows.
Mitcheli1 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:15:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um... no, no it didn't.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ok the michael richards show was a great show that michael richards got strictly on his own merit.
TheEternalCowboy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-off_(media)
"In media, a spin-off is a radio program, television program, video game, or any narrative work, derived from one or more already existing works, that focuses, in particular, in more detail on one aspect of that original work (e.g. a particular topic, character, or event). A spin-off may be called a sidequel when it exists in the same chronological frame of time as its predecessor work."
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
motherfucker i said kind of
Mitcheli1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It wasn't a spin-off... he wasn't Kramer. Nor was "new adventures of old christine" or anything that any of the other cast has ever done.
Just because an actor got another gig, doesn't make it a spinoff.... otherwise Shia Labouf's "Nymphomaniac" new movie is a really weird spinoff of Transformers.
Franholio ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:52:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, Transformers is really just a spinoff of Even Stevens.
SuperC142 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Think of all of the spinoffs of Kevin Bacon's movies.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:30:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I said kind of. I know they aren't technically spin off shows but they pretty much were, let's be honest.
Garizondyly ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:48:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hangover totally ruined it for themselves, couldn't have said it better myself. Makes you wonder if these people had ANYTHING else on their mind except money.
clive892 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:20:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Unfortunately that is what happens when the creative process is taken away from the people who star in it. The film becomes a vehicle with the actors signing up, because, really, it's their job and how they get money. They don't care about diminishing the brand. Again the same for the writers. And the movie studios just care about turning a profit on an established brand (people prefer watching something they are familiar with rather than starting from scratch).
theboatmovie ยท 359 points ยท Posted at 18:42:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would Elane make fun of Gerg's Wifi pasword?
isthisreallyreal ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 18:50:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bosco!
MoroccoBotix ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Vandelay Industries!
mdding ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:35:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wann see da boat movie
theboatmovie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:02:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WANNA SEE DA BOAT MOVIE
unframed4 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bosco
the_slunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cosmos would be off the grid.
Palchez ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing George, he would be all super neurotic and refuse to give it to her. He doesn't want her pirating on his network or something like that. She discuses the situation with Jerry at the diner. Jerry thinks it's dumb of George. She wouldn't use his network to pirate stuff. They discuss the social constraints and conventions of network use. Cosmo joins them and has suspicions the government is spying on everyone and George's concerns are valid. The episode ends at Jerry's apartment with the Snowden leak coming on the TV.
bass line
Brokenmonalisa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:05:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George wouldn't have wifi. He had it in the past, but he kept stessing over the data he wasn't using so he cancelled it.
CoolstorySteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my eyes they burn
olddirtycouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would be "Bosco"
calmbomb ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how can you mispell George and then not fix it.....
theboatmovie ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:04:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sorrey im not big harvard speller, i jsut enjoy imagen what if senfend still on tv today? Liek imagen Kragdar bust into Jeres apartmant and tell ios7 siri to text Jack Childs n word
smish108 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:41:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was a masterpiece
TIE_FIGHTER_HANDS ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George's cave man ancestor?
TheNagelBagel ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus, exactly! This guy gets it.
[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 19:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He should go into the business.
jebus01 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're confused by what the fuck people are talking about:
Here's a twitter account: https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
And here is the parody of this account, which is what people here are referencing: https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000 (the last one is hilarious)
Baned0n ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure I buy the "bad sequels/followups ruin the originals" theory. Bad sequels don't always ruin the original. The new Star Wars trilogy doesn't make the old ones less awesome. Nobody remembers Joey (or at least they try not to), but Friends is still fantastic.
And sometimes the sequels work out...for example Cheers/Frasier.
LearnsSomethingNew ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In my opinion, Frasier was even better then Cheers.
SuperC142 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree with your examples, but The Matrix sequels harmed the original for me.
Assmoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:30:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
aaaand here come the "Seinfeld slams Hangover Trilogy" reports
Scaryclouds ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Always leave the audience wanting more.
Conradfr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:46:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Great, now when people tell me The Hangover 2 & 3 are good I can argue that Jerry Seinfeld thinks they suck.
Well, except almost nobody knows you in France (Gad Elmaleh doesn't count).
Morpheus538 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always think about how different it would be just by adding cell phones.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, I mean, Hangover 2 and 3, they aren't even hungover!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think Anchorman has gone in the same direction...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
very interesting point. In your experience are certain studios more willing to listen an artistic integrity plea than others?
gergz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the honesty of your answers
Trolloc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is bang on. Too many good shows and movies don't know when to call it quits.
AmberHeartsDisney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we at least get a reunion, please!
762headache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Real talk at the end there.
mhiggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's a good point about The Hangover, but I think it depends on the show/movie. Many people think The Office (US) dragged on for too many seasons, but I think it will still be remembered and syndicated for a long time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you touched on an interesting point in contemporary media. Studios are running out of ideas, I feel, so when they see something that makes money (not necessarily something that has meaningful impact) they churn out as many as possible. The same problem is about to happen with James Cameron's Avatar. Obviously by increasing volume we cheapen the impact. Like sitting on 1 million pins. Your body spreads out the impact, so nothing really hurts.
ThatDamnCanadian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That makes a lot of sense.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also seen in the British The Office vs. American the Office
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Right on...I mean, seriously!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but they each have a house or three to show for it.
Had Seinfeld not earned you almost a billion dollars, would you have kept it going past the point you kept it going? Did finances ever come into decisions with the direction of the show? Even if it was the networks financials.
GloopOfDoom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When Seinfeld ended, my father sat me down, and explained this theory in great detail. One of the first conversations I had about serious loss with him. You were extremely influential in his comic voice, and therefore, mine. Still think about him evrytime I catch an episode. Thanks for the memories on our couch.
ApplesBananasRhinoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, yes, yes, thank you for stating the obvious. The comedy rule of three's did not apply to the Hangover movies.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's often the case but not always. Take Caddyshack. Legend. Caddyshack II? Well in fairness Randy Quaid is a fucking genius.
Bengelito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That made me sad, because it's true
foreverfalln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A BURN! I would hate to be the Hangover guys right now.
aint_ryan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this answer and the hangover example definitely works. Another one is The Simpsons. Man, their clout would have remained so much higher if they bowed out rather than produce several seasons of sub par episodes.
yugung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That'd be rough with every episode ending with Jerry concocting a different reason for filing for divorce.
tahitiisnotineurope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DUH! Showmanship. Kinda like winning.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the main characters ended up in jail, or am I forgetting something? You could bring the show back with everyone getting out of jail.... also bringing back some of the other cast.
It would be great.
LilLebowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I often say that "The Office" could have been considered a comedy legend if they ended it before the 6th season.
tallskiwallski83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
breaking bad.
SKSmokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta end on a high note!
googi14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Except the hangover is the biggest comedy cliche movie ever
USGunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy Legend or 500 million dollars...decisions decisions
1FuzzyDunlop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Seinfeld" is definitely the Barry Sanders of comedy. I also thought the cast reunion on "Curb your Enthusiasm" was fairly hysterical!
dehrmann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But because TV's a little different, how do you think people would respond to one-off episodes once every five years, or so? Would it be more like a visit with old friends or a desperate attempt to relive the glory days?
arnhdgs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:25 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just so glad that anybody else thinks this about that movie, let alone Jerry Seinfeld; feeling cool.
dexter2323 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but they're all RICH now so who cares??!?!?!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
coo
Plecboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't believe you responded to that dumb ass question!
BillMurraysTesticle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
SHOTS FIRED!
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I disagree. I'm not a huge fan of all these sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, etc., but a future product doesn't take away from the greatness of a past one. If you had somehow impossibly done a terrible 11th season of Seinfeld, it wouldn't have made the previous seasons any less great or funny.
ryantkelly ยท 1066 points ยท Posted at 18:05:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
imagen sienfeld still on tv
Fosdef ยท 555 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
K. It would totaally include modarn referances like Miley Cyrus twerk on Kram in the hypar loop.
[deleted] ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 18:17:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Or: eelayne dates Alex rodmires but acksadentaly takes his sterroyds
[deleted] ยท 436 points ยท Posted at 18:22:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Krame try to pay for calzone with sack of bitcoins
[deleted] ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
*kragdar try to pay for calzones with n word
Edit: speling
j1ggy ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And jorge steeling his bosses underwhere.
oneanddoneforfun ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:53:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Krugr taek off mask accualy is dolan
Abbrv2Achv ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 22:03:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Numan pls
rsixidor ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:08:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
numan n kragdar als dose ytub e show.
LeftLane4PassingOnly ยท -9 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, I just stumbled onto a bad spelling contest.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:45:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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LeftLane4PassingOnly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:50:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Crap, I have to read all of this AND twitter. Too much reading, I'm out. That's why I was addicted to 30 minute sitcoms in the first place.
lowercaseG ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:17:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*sitcoins
VaRiotE ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:04:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bae caught me kramin
the_slunk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Numa!
peteroh9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:18:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
*Krame
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:10:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jery 3d prins Jon voyt from teeth mark on pensil
mitt-romney ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:32:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stenbrunnar pls
allocater ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:52:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When Seinfeld used Pets dispenser they shot up in value, imagine Seinfeld would show bitcoins... To The Moon!
jamarcus92 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:34:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
clasik Krame
brokenarrow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:19:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Wait, back up, I know that we're riffing on Seinfeld 2000, but this idea has merit.
naanplussed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crypto-currency, Jerry! Crypto!
kuppajava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If you would have spelled it "calzoney" it would have been perfect.
TheRealMrWillis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thn they do dubstp
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:38:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jary get ipod
C4ptainchr0nic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:39:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THis made me cry and I cant figure out why
eksekseksg3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:05:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For me it was "Miley Cyrus twerk on Kram".
Shortened words always get me.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:51:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can spell twerk but misspells MODERN. These people
hates_u ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i wud liek 2 wach thes.
dudernonymous ยท 139 points ยท Posted at 18:09:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagen heap Seinfeld still tv
Room16 ยท 58 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imogen hip Seinfeld still tv
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:31:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Imgn Senfeld stll tv
hates_u ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:47:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's interesting. I spend a lot of time on reddit, and rarely see this type of thread arise. This whole chain of comments is about making fun of the parent comment's bad grammar.
gorthiv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:05:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Totally thought Seinfeld was fucking with /u/mullacc.
Tokyocheesesteak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:38:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dey derka jerbs!
Arrya ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, this is like my Facebook news feed during elections.
nyanwatchesyou ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:45:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imgur halp Seinfeld pp
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wtf are you people trying to say
kuppajava ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
isn't she a news presenter?
Absolutely_Maybe24 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:24:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um whatcha say?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:36:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
georeg lose wife and now he try get her bkac
plot twits: she's larry davids wife
p_pasolini ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:54:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
krame still no wife. try cristianmingle
ifinallyreallyreddit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:07:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everything have to change. Jery go bald
quakozzla ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
New man eat Redddit
carver520 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:21:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jery win awards n kanye say "yo kragdar best music video of all tym" n kragdar wear goggle glasses.
rottenart ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 18:06:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gooby plez...
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 02:24:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine*** how could you not know how to spell that. Not usually a spelling or grammar nazi but shit dude haha
[deleted] ยท 353 points ยท Posted at 18:17:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Kram buys Rily Coopr jersey
Edit: To whoever gave me the Gold, thank you!
jmccee ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:31:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Garge goes on date for 12 years on slaves
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:39:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
God, I'm in tears.
RemixxMG ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What Is everyone doing?
p_pasolini ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:52:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we just wander: what if senfeld still on tv
GoCuse ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this like the gooby pls thing? oh look, a spoder.
RemixxMG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:53:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, I'm like 60% sure it's from something.
theboatmovie ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 18:16:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gerg eat cronut n Krame twete n word at Barry Obame using Gaxaly S4 smrtphone
toymachinesh ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:03:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
krame says n word
r_slash ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jery promot show on social media web site Redit.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most of the misunderstandings wouldn't happen, because cell phones.
theserpentsmiles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Wifi?
RudeTurnip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:30:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They would still be in jail. That would get pretty boring after a while.
ranhalt ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 18:12:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every episode would end in 5 minutes because of a smartphone.
[deleted] ยท -21 points ยท Posted at 18:03:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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mullacc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:11:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that's a shame
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:14:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Look not evreewon can go to the Harvard school of spelling ok buddy
fishandchips88 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:27:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ya, im pretty shure the most importent thing is life is just to be positive and imagene if seifeld still on tv today.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:30:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly. Not ennuf people "keep calm and imagen sienfeld" so to speake. You know? What if sienfeld never was cancelled by NBc for low rateings?
fishandchips88 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
all day, bro. every day.
sarpedonx ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Marcthelad, is that you?
13374L ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
@SeinfeldToday
Always_Excited ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would be watching ;) ?
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:36:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It would be awful.
catchtherainbow ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 00:57:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry responses seem to begin this way:
http://imgur.com/1Y4HSg8
hb21 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:13:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to cast Seinfeld today with a whole new cast, which actors would you pick?
galskab ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite cereal?
hansjens47 ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:00:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which of your guest stars has been the most fun to work with?
Badgerisbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To add to this which girlfriend was the most fun?
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The limit is 1 retarded question per celebrity, you've exceeded this limit twice.
billy822 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 18:49:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!
DaGeeb ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LA LA LA!
DuDEwithAGuN ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering if you had any regrets about Seinfeld or how/when it ended?
Were there things you would've done differently or wished to change later?
I know you addressed the ending in the Seinfeld Reunion on Curb but were you proud of the way you originally ended it? Some people on this site thought that if the show within the show finished it could have wraped around to the start of the series.
Just wanted to also say thank you on behalf of the millions of fans. Seinfeld was, in my oppinion, the best show of all time... until Breaking Bad recently... sorry... still best comedy ever!
meowish101 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:46:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Art Vandalay
hansjens47 ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 18:00:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the funniest thing that happened while filming Seinfeld?
SirDigbyChknCaesar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:43:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the answer isn't the show itself, then maybe they were doing it wrong.
stanleythemanley44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not OP (obvs) but I remember hearing that in the parking lot episode, at the end they were just supposed drive off. The car not starting was unplanned. You can actually see Elaine burst into laughter at the very end.
[deleted] ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 18:21:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what a stupid question. just because you have the opportunity to ask a figurehead of comedy a question doesn't mean you have to.
don't post anything ever again, i'll be watching.
hansjens47 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:22:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sorry for having different interest than yours
[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
it's cool, just try not to do it again. your interests are actually a poor depiction of "interest" in general.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:58:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your question is not nearly specific enough.
hansjens47 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:00:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's hard to ask the right question to get an interesting anecdote, when you don't know the content of that anecdote
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 19:11:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly, so what exactly did you expect to get with that question then?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:26:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
heckled by an asshole
hansjens47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:13:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
an interesting anecdote.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you enjoy being the bad guy on louie?
foolofatook29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what. when did this happen
missenigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When he "stole" his potential spot on the late show
foolofatook29 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah. I thought maybe he made an appearance.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when they tell you to keep it secret they're lying!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:22:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The late show trilogy.
MattDamnit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:00:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want you to know your voice often narrates my life. If someone does something odd it's you, if I'm mad it's George, if I think I'm brilliant it's Kramer. Elaine if I'm dressed in woman's underwear.
3Finker ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 17:58:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr Seinfeld
I'm from South Africa and I'd like to thank you for the hours and hours of entertainment and laughter that Seinfeld provided to me and my family.
My question: What are your favorite comedy series that are currently on TV?
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:34:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still hate the Drake?
thisisbenkatz ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 18:00:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since finishing the show, have you had any ideas for episodes you would love to have done?
willdogs ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 04:44:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL ASKING QUESTIONS?
desmosabie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:05:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cause he could login tomorrow and answer question somewhat secretly.
greenspank34 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:06:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much of Kramer's lines were ad libbed?
IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt his lines were ad-libbed, but I'm sure it was up to him to "Kramer" the delivery
DGeisler ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the question you hope nobody asks you?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When writing, how long do your "bits" tend to be, and ultimately, how do you end up breaking them down and tie them together on the page?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:24:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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smasherella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I agree! I hope there's more coming soon!
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:10:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's been gone for half a day now, guise.
DaGeeb ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:00:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry I just wanna say that you and your show have been my favorite my whole life. I just wanted to ask if you still keep in touch with any of the minor characters that appeared on your show, i.e. Bryan Cranston, Wayne Knight, or any of those guys?
doesnt_describe_me ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the craziest reaction you got from someone while filming CCC? I mean, to be at a diner and look over to see Seinfeld + Gervais just eating French toast...
AnotherPint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Encircled by cameras and furry boom mikes...
ralekato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, You and Jay Leno were roomates for a while when you first started out. Do you guys ever look back on that? Can't wait to see you in Worcester, MA in February
PrincipalBlackman ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:06:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for Seinfeld as well as your new show. If you have time check out the Seinfeld subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld
RMagee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the most difficult scene on "Seinfeld" to film?
antaresiv ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:42:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Man of Steel?
cwb124 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you release more comedy albums?
davidwolfe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you will every do another stand-up special. I really enjoyed "I'm telling you for the last time" and I really want more of that.
Tuckessee ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rather recently you did a show in my hometown of Bowling Green, Kentucky. It was a pretty big deal here and by far the biggest comedian to ever come here. When you're on tour and in out of the way spots do you ever get to take in any local culture from these random locales?
Panterra8905 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What film or tv series is your "guilty pleasure"?
outtsider ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:15:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
A few years ago my mom and aunt saw you on the street in New York and stopped you and took a picture with you. Does that sort of thing bother you? I asked her to send me the picture and will upload it.
ajlemire ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you are a much cleaner comedian than your partner Larry David. Did you feel Larry having to edit what he wanted in the Seinfeld show with it being on network TV? Is Curb Your Enthusiasm his way of letting loose?
thatsnotmydad ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:52:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge fan. I just wanted to ask, what is the one completely material object that you don't think you could live without after having it for so long?
fistmebro ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got any jokes that you wouldn't tell on the show/TV?
Reasonable_Dan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:27:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Missed the Seinfeld AMA. There's only one person to blame for this... NEWMAN!!
omricn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:45:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi from Israel Mr. Seinfeld! First of all I'd like to thank you for going to sleep with us, having EVERY dinner with us, and basically being with us every minute of the day for years now, and I hope my kid (coming shortly) will also grow up with you :) - Did you really live in Israel when you were younger? if so, share an experience. tnx!
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the second spitter?
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:58:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello! Can't tell you how excited I've been for this AMA, thank you for doing it. I'm sure you hear this everyday, but Seinfeld is my favorite show!
Anyways, my question is- in the two part episode "The Bottle Deposit" George is given the big project by Wilhelm which George didn't hear because he didn't follow him into the bathroom. Later it is reveled that he needs to go to payroll to get started, then downtown (just like the song). Wilhelm forgetting to take his medication inadvertently already did the project.. But it's never reveled WHAT the project is.. What was George suppose to do?
I unfortunately found out too late that you're doing shows not once.. But in three locations within driving distance of where I live and now they're all sold out. I hope you go on tour again soon so I can see your standup live.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:21:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we must know the answer to this (if there wasnt one, please just make it up)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know I was disappointed it didn't get a reply, I know he had a lot though. I was discussing this with my wife and some friends a few months ago and my wife said "maybe someday Jerry will do an AMA and you can ask him!" I told her that I doubt he ever would.. He did btw, today.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:36:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he did a great AMA though
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:41:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He did. I can't complain too much because he actually have thoughtful responses.
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question I just wanted to say thanks. My friend gave me your "Live on Broadway" album when I was recovering from a car accident in high school. I listened to that thing whenever I couldn't watch Seinfeld on hospital cable. It was a really physically and psychologically painful three weeks (and 3 subsequent months of being bedridden) of slow recovery
You really helped me recover from some serious mental and physical anguish there. Thanks so much Mr. Seinfeld.
RufinTheFury ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:59:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite comedy shows on television these days? Sitcom or otherwise.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:54:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen Pete Holmes New Material Seinfeld? Hit or miss?
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i thought that was kinda funny
Costner_Facts ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 17:53:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Do you remember doing a show in Salt Lake City, Utah on April 4th, 2003 @ 9:30 PM? You gave a funny look to a girl who was using a Tweety Bird PEZ to clap with (like this: http://i.imgur.com/3uOpbwr.jpg ). Well, that girl was me. Nice to finally meet you!
PS. I started collecting PEZ after I saw the PEZ episode of your show. I have over 1,500 in my garageโฆO_O
coffeefilm ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:34:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol. i'm sure he remembers it like it was yesterday.
Costner_Facts ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha! Yeah, I know. But I remember it like it was yesterday...
IClogToilets ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:32:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And I am sure she was the ONLY person in the world who brought a PEZ dispenser to his show.
spangdooler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:05:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching one of your reruns and I forgot to laugh during one of the laugh tracks. I did laugh on the inside.
dan1101 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heh, that's awesome!
chickenclaw ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:12:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of "Man Of Steel"? I liked it when I saw it, but then as the days went on I started thinking it kind if stunk a bit.
JDCrowley ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on parody sites like Seinfelt (http://seinfelt.tumblr.com) and Seinfeld 2000 (https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000)? Do you keep up with any of them? How do you feel about Seinfeld -- your characters and stories -- becoming a sort of shared internet folklore?
Thanks!
Kaidenshiba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(he answered this earlier fyi)
MrDNL ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:17:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have enough money to buy the Mets yet? Because we really need new owners.
If not, is there any way I could help you get more money? We really, really need new owners.
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:00:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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padregsmith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:14:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever you or Leno gets a new car (rare or not), do you text the other to rub it?
EmersonEsq ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:41:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
When most people do a "Seinfeld impression" it almost always starts with the words "What is the deal with ______"... How does it feel to have your persona boiled down to just five words?
murlurk ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:55:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan.
Anulith ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:29:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you go to the reddit offices to do this AMA? I'm assuming you realize that you don't have to physically go to places to get there on the internet, thankfully. Can you imagine what the lines would be like at facebook?
kit5surf5r ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 18:31:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen Julia Louis-Dreyfus naked?
thetreat ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:12:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably just a nipple.
IClogToilets ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:22:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
See there is a Seinfeld reference for virtually every situation.
reagan2016 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That question is very disrespectful.
TallestSkil ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:32:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What episode is that quoting; I canโt place itโฆ
SooInappropriate ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:14:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any way she DOESN'T have a massive bush? I mean, i'm not saying I wouldn't run into that jungle like I was attacking Viet Cong, but let's be honest. She has to have the most epic bush known to man.
lofi76 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:26:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dude that is SOO inappropriate.
myangel23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:11:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you more than Seinfeld itself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh glory.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Tommyphenia ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry I love CCC would it be safe to say the Carl Reiner/Mel Brooks episode was the most exciting for you?
jollyo55 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If you and Louis CK were to write a show together, what would you call it? Also, do you think the Universe would implode due to the sheer awesomeness?
EDIT: Not even a whole show, a sketch/episode/short story.
dperls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:08:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any terrible experiences with overly obsessed fans you can share?
zivi36 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You obviously can't watch continuous Seinfeld episodes like me, so what do you watch when you want to laugh?
MmmNumNums ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:10:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What were your feelings during the Hostess bankruptcy incident in 2012?
IICVX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:15:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you rewrite your favorite episode of Seinfeld to account for smartphones?
ChristopherSquawken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Okay cool. Call me fashionably late but I just got into Seinfeld like 6 months ago. Brilliant.
You've made me one excellent umbrella salesman.
Baconstripz69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what are you doing with yourself these days? Do you still keep in touch with your old cast members like Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, etc.?
i_like_cat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:26:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry! I've been watching Seinfeld episode to episode for the first time ever recently. I'm on season 3, and I'm falling in love with it! The problem is that I can't seem to find our DVDs of seasons 5 and 6. I am certain we purchased them... Just so I won't have this problem again, I am wondering if there are any plans to bring the series to Netflix. That would be so convenient! Thanks for doing the AMA!
SonnyMalone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you list your favorite actors who have played Superman? If you could pick an actor who didn't yet play him, who would you pick?
playman69 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like to travel? Any country in particular, other than the USA?
pezcore_1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say the episode of CCC's where you get to hang out with Mel Brook's and Carl Reiner in his house and eat off of T.V. trays was absolutely brilliant.
HLAW7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry.
Thanks for giving me and mine so many laughs throughout the years and thanks for taking the time to answer any of my questions should you choose to do.
Are you really as anti-germ as you seem on the show?
Superman or Batman? Who do you think Larry David's favorite superhero is?
What is the least and the most appetizing meals you've had?
When is the last time you said "fuck" for any reason?
Do you have a favorite episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm? Any favorite TV-shows or movies? Favorite website or blog? (aside from reddit of course)
Are you reading anything interesting lately? What is the most recent headline that you saw that could make a good joke? Any thoughts on Rob Ford? Torontonian here :)
Have a great one and thanks!
ivyonthebrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Mr. Seinfeld
Thank you.
minusthemaliciousnes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:32:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mentioned staying away from certain obvious topics. How do travel and hotel jokes continue to stay relevant?
soul_stace ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Seinfeld, who was your favorite cast member to act alongside with?
davidisonfire ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:34:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we expect longer episodes of CICGC? I thoroughly enjoy the show but they seem too short at times. The Louis CK episode was brilliant and hope that the following episodes are as long especially when you are talking to people like Tina and Howard Stern.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what was the worst show/set you have ever done and why was it so bad? What would have changed to make it good?
skunkbollocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Boston once where there was a fist fight between a Red Sox fan and a Yankee fan in the crowd. You handled it well by going into a one on one with a woman in the front row while it was dealt with.
As a Mets fan, how did that make you feel?
xstellax ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi JS!
I just want to thank you for creating a show that has been a big part of my life! Seinfeld was the one few shows that my older brother (7 years older) and I could agree to watch. To this day we will quote Seinfeld as much as we can and it still brings us a lot of laughs. Thanks!
Also please bring Seinfeld back to CW at 11pm not 12am!
spunzy_hops ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. First of all, thank you so much for all you have done in the world of television and comedy. I think most humans would agree that Seinfeld is one of the greatest shows to ever appear on network TV. My question for you is:
As someone who helmed such a groundbreaking and game-changing sitcom, are there any sitcoms today that you consider to be pushing the envelope in a similar manner? What is it about them that makes them special to you?
Thank you again for doing this AMA, we truly appreciate all the laughs!!
followyourknows ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry thanks so much for coming and hanging with us this morning! I have two questions:
1) What is your personal relationship with Julia, Jason and Michael like?
2) You're an entrepreneur. Any advice to other entrepreneurs about being successful and staying focused as things take off (or don't?)
Thanks again!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If there is one scene in Seinfeld you could cut out or retake (just one). What would it be?
zzzaacckk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite candid moment from the filming of Seinfeld?
billsdabills ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite current sitcom? What's your favorite city outside of NYC? Have you ever been in a fight?
lavascoop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who has had the greatest impact in your life?
beernerd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just curious. How high on the Acura NSX waiting list are you really?
LuckyPiston13 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan....can you comment on my SO turning the channel to Reba (of all shows) while I am trying to watch Seinfeld after work. Maybe you can help me.
Thanks!
mxby7e ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My father was a comic who was diagnosed with cancer in 2008 and ended up passing 3 months later, and the only reason we had any medical coverage was his day job. What are your feelings on a union for stand up comics to help provide health and safety benefits?
Reformed_journalist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since you bike a lot, don't you think to would be more environmentally responsible to do your new show on bikes instead of cars? Maybe one of those old person trikes and you can put the guest in the back basket.
SEND_TIT_PICS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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SEND_TIT_PICS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah well fuck you guy.
GooseandMaverick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As I'm sure you've heard, James Avery (Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) passed away recently and there was talks of a reunion episode to honor him.
Should the unfortunate happen and one of the main cast members pass, would you consider doing a last episode with the rest of the cast? And if so, what kind of antics would follow?
Thanks for doing this AMA Mr. Seinfeld! VIVA LA PUFFY SHIRT!
WhyWasntINotified ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I heard a story from a guy who claims to be your childhood friend. He said that the Soup Nazi idea was from a family maid/cook who spoke in an accent. He said that you and your friends would run around and laugh, yelling "Soup Nazi, Soup Nazi!" Can you confirm the story?
jag65 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a car enthusiast, where did your passion in cars start and where did your enthusiasm for Porsches start?
MooseStuffForMoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me something about choosing the theme song in the credits. Were there other theme song options? I'm glad that funky bass prevailed.
Nikken6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Earlier today, I saw a post about someone suggesting an alternate ending where they shot the first episode of the Jerry show about "nothing", featuring all the real actors with George as George, etc. In this episode, everything went just like in the first episode of Seinfeld. It sounded like an epic conclusion.
Why did you end Seinfeld like it did instead, and did this idea surface at one point while discussing the ending with Larry David?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:59:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, man, you're one of my top inspirational people, I love all your work and here I am, drawing a blank when I have the opportunity to ask you something... So I guess I'll use this and ask you:
What do you do when you haven't got inspiration when writing something? How do you get back in the mood?
icheissesatch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:05:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always found the Puerto Rican Day Parade episode to be great, but then, probably for obvious reasons, the networks stopped airing it. Was that a decision on your part or was there a lot of blowback to the networks to pull the episode from reruns?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:06:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no really. what's the deal with ovaltine?
gumula24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:08:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was creating the sitcom with NBC at all like how you portrayed it with George on the show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This would be my question too.
funbunnysgetmoney ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:14:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Larry David as cheap as he seems?
AMA_requester ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think makes actors that include yourself prefer the East Coast (NYC) to the West Coast (LA)?
gerardpkelly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember appearing on Irish TV and the clueless presenter introducing you as Jerry 'Seinfield'. I can tell you now, a nation cringed.
ryansosurf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:20:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. What has been your funniest experience on that show?
ShogunNemesis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
In the Don Rickles interview on CICGC, you mentioned your "Mount Rushmore of Comedy," featuring Cosby, Carlin, and Pryor to round out Rickles' inclusion. Are there plans to have Dr. Cosby on the show?
Also, as a massive fan of Carlin and Pryor's, what cars would you have chosen to drive the two of them around on CICGC?
Thanks again, Jerry, you're awesome.
chizaa8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:22:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man I had no idea you were doing this AMA until 10 minutes ago so I'm not really prepared to ask a fantastic question BUT since you're a comedian and Seinfeld is one of my favourite shows of all time, I trust your judgement... so I'd like to know what your favourite funny movie is? Definitely watching it tonight if I get an answer! :) Also thank you for doing this AMA!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. Seinfeld. Mr. Seinfeld. You are one of the most hilarious men in the history of humanity and I want to thank you for bringing all that humor and happiness into my life.
Hell, not much of a question. But based on my fun a few weeks ago did you ever imagine a few young men would be sitting around a camp fire dressed as gladiators laughing their asses off over your comedy?
Can't imagine, but thanks for the good times!
sacramentalist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is up with airplane food?
PatQuist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would your dream guest be (dead or alive) for Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee? Such a well done show. I hope it stays fun and you keep it up.
AquaCadet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian? Deceased or living.
PapaCheech ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry When you guys did the quasi reunion on Curb, how much material did you actually write for the reunion episode? What we got to see was brilliant and I would love to know how much more there actually was. Thanks!
barreltr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:24:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to ask yourself a question, what would you ask?
Jahnot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you not on cougar town, you're such a cougar.
shyataroo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:29:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will we ever see a blu-ray release of SEINFELD?
What was your favorite episode of seinfeld to watch?
OprahNoodlemantra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
If you were to take me boating with you and Louis Ck, I'd make breakfast.
jsrduck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any truth to the story that the "real" soup nazi, upset with his portrayal on the show, went into a profanity filled tirade against you and kicked you out of his restaurant?
ruuustin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm one of those people that make a fair amount of Seinfeld references in my everyday life. I always find it fascinating that people who haven't really watched the show are still very familiar with many of the references. I just had a conversation over the holidays about Festivus and they had no idea the origins were in Seinfeld.
What is something from Seinfeld that you are surprised to see has become ingrained in pop-culture society?
As proof of fandom this is what I wore at the hospital when my son was born... http://i.imgur.com/1S0C5aR.jpg
invalid_usr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You look just like a young Clint Howard who was actually in an episode of Seinfeld.
LiamBMX ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:34:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To which question will you give me an answer to, Jerry?
peroxwhyLUSH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a moment, scene or even just a random occurrence that sparked the first thought in your head of "let's end the show"?
If there is. What was it?
Thanks for your time Jerry, and all the years of laughter.
cwolsen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, your answers here have been great and very interesting, thanks for being so cool.
My question is this: As a stand up comedian, it's hard to watch comedy in the same way that made me want to become a stand up in the first place--it's more like something that's become a study, and it's hard not to over-analyze everything that has humor in it. Has your career involved finding a balance between analyzing and yet not over-thinking your material?
thedeadhipster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld,
Big fan of your work, grew up watching Seinfeld (although I was probably a little young to fully understand it). I remember my brother and I recording the series finale on a VHS tape (which we still have) and just watching it over and over again because we couldn't believe the show had ended. Much to our pleasure, reruns have been the greatest thing in existence.
My question comes more as an inquiry for advice you give to aspiring comedians. I like to think of myself as a funny guy, but that is not why I want to become a comedian or actor. I thoroughly enjoy entertaining others, it brings me such joy and fulfillment to make others happy through comedy. I have begun writing up some sketches, but mostly stand up material. I feel like I should start small where I am (smaller city in Canada) but would be interested to know if I'm better off heading to a larger center like New York to get a better reaction. What did you prefer when coming up through the ranks?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
Marvin_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still master of your domain?
fiflaren ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:38:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much of the series was based on actual events?
Notoriousgbg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I invited you to my Bar Mitzvah in 1999 and have still not gotten your RSVP. Chicken or fish?
lukeyrads ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) Whats the most offensive joke you've ever wrote? 2) Have you ever experimented being ginger? 3)Have you suggested Larry try a toupee? 4) Are you rich enough to own a leather jacket? (not pleather)
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
are there any comics out there that you think we should be paying attention to?
What are your thoughts on podcasts? Ever think about making an appearance on any?
IWWICH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to thank you for giving Patrick Warbuton his big break (IMO). When casting for Puddy, was he the "type" of actor you were looking for? Do you happen to remember any of the other actors that auditioned for his role?
Thanks for the AMA!
DJDHD ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with the "what's the deal with" jokes? is there any truth to this cliche?
OctaVariuM8 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
What's your favorite performance you've done in recent years and what made it so special?
PBRsandCigars ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How far do you see Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee going? Is it more of a short-term project, or is it around for the long-haul (I hope it is!)?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on MODERN SEINFIELD accounts on twitter?
wzabel0926 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I'm a huge fan. I have one question for you, what is the deal with airline food?
NelsonJones ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thank you so much for doing this AMA. Before Seinfeld, I know you didn't have much acting experience. You even poke fun at this fact in the show when filming the pilot for "Jerry" saying that you don't know how to act. I'm guessing there was some truth to this in real life too. So how did you decide that you would play the lead role in the show? How tough was it to prepare for that? Which would you say you enjoyed more, acting or writing?
SmithsonianChannel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! What did you think when you first heard that your famous Puffy Shirt was being entered into the archives of the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History?
BiffWhipster ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm glad you always stop in Austin while touring, I've seen you perform three times. You always have new an funny material but after all this time you have only released one live special for wide release.
I have to believe you have a lot of great material that has one largely unheard by the world at large.
My question is why haven't you done more televised specials or albums, and do you have any plans on doing so? If not, why?
Thanks Jerry!
MURATU ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge Fan from Turkey,
I have been dreaming of sending the comedy writers of my country as interns to you and Larry David. I seriously think that this would have a huge positive impact on the social texture and hence establishing a liberal democracy.
What would you think about comedy and its liberating effect whatsoever?
Smarter_not_harder ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Daniel Tosh?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What does it feel like to have created the most famous television property in history?
adstallion ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Besides Larry David's multiple appearances and voice-overs, are there any other stars or friends hidden in the scenes of Seinfeld?
thisistheyear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite stand-up comedians who are still touring?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am reading everything here in your voice. Did you realize this going in? That everyone would be thinking of your voice?
ntmyrealacct ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how much money did u make doing those stupid ads for Microsoft ?
dammd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to rename Seinfield to a more descriptive name of the show (a la How I Met Your Mother), what would you call it?
akcaye ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry; huge fan. I've got two questions:
Do you like any of today's comedy shows?
Is watching comedy for a comedian anything like a magician watching another? Is some of the magic lost? Do you find yourself dissecting other comedians' jokes?
screamineagle411 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite current comedians that have come around the past couple of years?
micbro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA.
So, how sick do you get of answering Seinfeld questions when you do something like this?
wildtalon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. You did a set in Santa Barbara about 10 years ago. I was 14, sitting in the 3rd row. I had made up my mind that I wanted to do comedy so I was deeply concentrated, analyzing your material and not laughing. We made eye contact and it seemed to weird you out. I like to think this event made you seriously question your performance that night on an existential level.
Idfuqhim ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to know how a comedian that has been in the game so long, doesn't become more disgusting. I imagine life as Louis CK, for myself if I was a comedian.
How hard is it to stay in showbiz (not saying anything disrespectful of Louis CK) that doesn't end up moving to the obscene...? and I ask because it seems like one growing older sees the world differently... and it becomes less "special". I laugh at things now that I would have run from crying 10 years ago. Do you ever get REALLY dark?
This_person_I_know ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:46:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much Mr. Seinfeld for spending some time with us.
Why is it that so many people don't "get" Seinfeld as many of my coworkers have said? (I live in CA now, grew up in NY) This polarized audience reaction seems somewhat unique for a sitcom.
farfarawayS ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, Huge fan. Ive always wanted to ask you this question. One thing I took issue with was your Chinese people and chop sticks opener. Chinese people have stuck with the chopsticks and while they never got into the fork, they've always had spoons too! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_spoon Did you really not know about our spoons?
not_yet_a_dalek ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry.
If I remember right, feel free to shoot me if I'm wrong, you had a Saab 900 convertible in the Seinfeld series. Any particular reason you chose that (awesome) car?
LivingIn3dWorkMode ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:47:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you weren't a comedian, what would you want to do instead?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think Louis CK's kind of comedy has found so much success these past few years?
G2nickk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we stop buying Reddit gold for celebrities? Does that aggravate anyone else, or am I alone and angry?
ABearWithSawsforArms ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:48:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever thought of getting a different haircut?
mischiefmanaged7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What was it like being a guest star on 30 Rock? That episode is one of my favorites and I'm wondering what it was like for you to make an appearance on another sitcom aside from Seinfeld. Thanks for doing this AMA!
agentfortyfour ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
which episode of Seinfeld was your LEAST favorite, or least favorite to make? not trying to be negative, just tired of the usual "whats your favorite" questions.
Mr_Billo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are we allowed to have two questions? If not I'll have the one I want answered the most as my first.
1 In your series where you drive classic cars while talking to comedians (one of which was the "European Seinfeld" which I thought was interesting), which comedian would you say you had the best time with and why?
2 Have you ever looked at the twitter @SeinfeldToday and were inspired to get the gang back together to bring us all smiles again in a weekly format?
PackedTightly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you turn down $1 Million and not do season 9 of Seinfeld?
Alcoholic_Grandpa ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Seinfeld EVER be on netflix? :( I'm tired of watching re-runs I want to watch it ALL from start to FINISH.... In normal fashion.... aka 2 days non-stop on netflix.....
tar_star ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Seinfeld, the world around Jerry is rich in comedic material. Was this done to show how you, the real Jerry, see the world around you? Like you're just unlocking untapped comedic material that everyday people don't realize they're generating?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What pushed you to finally do your first voice acting gig with Bee Movie?
bootselectric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you ever find yourself lost in an endless cycle of watching Seinfeld only to come to the realization that days have passed like the rest of us?
SquidgyBollocks ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have seen every episode of Seinfeld between 5-10 times, I would guess, and I own the box set. Thanks for being a part of my life and giving so many laughs over so many years.
Question: I was always struck by how well-cast the minor characters were on Seinfeld. Recurring minor characters, and even throwaways with one line, all seemed to just nail it, all the time. I guess I have a few questions. What was the casting process like for bit parts, and did you and/or Larry have input on that? Was your casting director just brilliant? Were there any actors from minor roles that you were particularly impressed by?
nextfilmdirector ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan Mr. Seinfeld - 2 parter:
What are your thoughts on new sitcoms without laugh tracks ala Arrested Development?
What is your favorite movie?
Thanks for all of the laughs over the years - you are incredibly gifted (and thank you for keeping your humor clean - very impressive).
All the best -
koolaidman412 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the first season of CCC, Louis CK was referenced during one of the shows. You responded with something along the lines of, after that louis CK will want to be on this show. How much of an influential factor was that episode for Louis CK being in season 3?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your honest thoughts on Louis C.K, and where would you rank him among your favorite comedians? Also...you are one of the greatest observational comedians ever.
CatrickSwayze ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get into debacles and think "this would make for a great episode"?
Also, is there hope alive for a show, maybe not Seinfeld, but for one that perhaps you and LD produce that feature these?
SonsofWorvan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, big fan here. Was there ever a time you were going to give up on comedy? What do you think you'd be doing were it not for all your success?
Victoria: Who are you and what do you really think of Jerry?
stuball250 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably the hallmark of a great show for me is that no matter how many times I've seen an episode, if I'm flipping and comes across it again, I can't help but watch it and genuinely enjoy it. Appreciate all the work that went into the show.
krylovrun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What TV shows do you enjoy watching at the moment?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:51:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw your show in St. John's Newfoundland back in 2012. While I found it to be a excellent show some of my fellow Newfoundlanders were upset over a joke you made about the titantic and how close to the island it sunk, but we didn't do anything about it.
Personally, I thought it was brilliant. But my question is, did you happen to come up with that one before you got to Newfoundland or did it pop in your head a little while before the show?
Inwas always curious about how quick you were at making jokes as a stand up comedian. You make it seem very natural.
Thanks for the AMA, it's been great.
moleman262 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry...hello.
clod_strif ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:56:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
What was the casting process for Seinfeld like? More specifically, how long did it take to find the core cast, and did you have an idea of who you wanted to play the parts while you were coming up with the idea for the show?
bastard_of_young ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. I'm a big fan and sometimes watch Seinfeld reruns with my 14 year old daughter. The other day we flipped it on and The Contest episode was just beginning. Needless to say it was somewhat awkward. I'm just wondering if you've had any uncomfortable moments watching your work with your own children. Thanks for all the laughs!
SmellGestapo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There are certain shots in Seinfeld where its clear voices were dubbed over (the ending of "The Blood" in which Izzy Mandelbaum is shouting slogans at Jerry) or where entire shots appear filmed separately (in "The Soulmate" when Kramer first meets Pam, he doesn't speak, and the quality of the filming appears different).
Am I imagining these? What's going on there? What year is it? How long have I been asleep?
pedrohck ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"I will give you an answer."
Gives me no answer :(
sonaked ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:00:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this will get buried, but I grew up watching shows that you and Larry David produced. And while I'm not in comedy by any means, humor has helped me in every part of my life and I honestly think that may have been influenced by the two of you. So I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh and smile; it's helped me become who I am, and helped me make any social situation a good one. Whether it's getting out of fights with humor or just livening up a party, you guys helped. So thank you.
Zanno ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is still on the air. Did it ever occur to you that maybe it will still be on the air 100 years from now, kind of like how I Love Lucy shows up on the air again from time to time?
7a50n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:01:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, my senior year in high school(1997), my graduating class created a senior superlative just for me called "Funnier than Seinfeld". But, aside from my adorable 5 year old son, my life has been a complete failure, so don't be too concerned about me being funnier than you. I just wanted to let you know so you don't worry about it.
thull247 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan and I love the show still watch it today. Just wondering according to your Wikipedia page you briefly dabbled in Scientology in your 20's but you were never an active member, how does one only dabble in an organisation such as Scientology? How did you find the time you spent with the organisation?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do people talking on their phones in the restroom bother you? Also, can you pay me for this joke idea.
ModernDaySavage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA is real...and it is spectacular.
ClarenceRadioRobot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really wanted to ask Seinfeld about his sneakers. Damn... maybe another?
mrpear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is Larry David like in real life?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for doing this! My question is if you had to choose an all time favorite comedian or one that influenced you the greatest, who would it be and why?
lh9377 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Jerry, I read from somewhere that you are a very avid car collector. How big is your collection? What's your favorite car? Also I love comedians in car getting coffee.
Edit: also I recently got kicked out of university and is in the process of trying to go back. Any advice on this part of life?
adamopal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Have you gotten to drive the new Acura "NSX" from that Super Bowel commercial a few years back(At least I think it was an Acura)? If so how does it drive?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that you're not a big fan of comedy that relies on swearing.
But I really want to hear you swear. Can you utter a cuss word for us? Just for shits and giggles?
hpclone25 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, I hope you atleast get to read this. I'm a big fan, Seinfeld was probably the first comedy I really got into growing up.
I'm just curious if you have any really funny behind the scenes stories that you would like to share. Maybe with a guest star, or just any old thing.
Or if you could throw a random joke my way for the Lol's.
Thanks for the AMA either way though.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:11:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best AMA I've seen in a very long time. I grew up watching Seinfeld with my family in NY. Now I live on the other side of the world, and I still watch it. Makes me homesick when I realise I need to explain a Seinfeld reference to someone, being that it's just so ubiquitous in American culture.
December21st ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably asked already but: any big plans for the near future?
heyeddieadams ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What made you want to do an AMA? Have you ever used reddit before that?
naturalbornchillr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question, just want to say that one of the most exciting moments of my childhood was meeting you right outside the DC comics building in NYC back in the summer of 2003. You were coming out with a couple bags full of Superman merchandise which I thought was a riot. My dad said "Hey, there's Seinfeld" and I almost didn't believe him. You and Superman were two people that I looked up to as a kid, and on that day I got to meet both of you!
Anyway, you were incredibly gracious to me and my dad and I thank you for that.
captaindouglass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you play an instrument?
CrimsonBjorn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why isn't the human fund taking my money? :'(
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow former Massapequan here. Please do more comedians in cars getting coffee. Want to use my car in an episode?
65 Mustang fastback 289
http://i.imgur.com/u5gJvZb.jpg
I am working on bringing it to Brooklyn. Have to find a garage.
thegabescat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld. Can you please do a Seinfeld goes on a Hawaiian vacation movie?!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When, if ever do you think you will rewatch the old episodes of Seinfeld? I read in an interview that you haven't watched any of them since filming because you think of the stress of making the actual episode.
SoullessJewJackson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerrry..
What are your thoughts on Demetri Martin?
TheSterlingScott ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the Seinfeld's dictionary's definition of funny?
maikosan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Maik from germany here. love your show and love the new one too! <3 sometimes i answer my phone with vanderlay industries. who is art vanderlay really?
PUNKERDEE ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I first asked my dad what Seinfeld was he responded "Well it's a show about nothing". What can you say about this, Mr. Jerry
Pyrepenol ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry...
I just wanted to say that I think you and Larry David are two of the funniest people on the planet. The episode of Coffee with you two was good stuff. Any chance of you two working on a project together again in the future?
RationalSocialist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of cars are in your car collection? Do you have any pics?
frogfucius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, 'Seinfeld' is my favorite show of all time and well never not be funny to me and something that my friends and I quote regularly.
I just wanted to say thank you for putting in the hard work and time to provide me with timeless entertainment that I will be able to enjoy the rest of my life.
NickyNichols ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:12:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My kids are huge fans of Bee Movie, any plans to make another, or do more voice acting roles?
HauschkasFoot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry who do you think is going to win the superbowl?
Covette ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - like most here im a huge fan and have been rewatching Seinfeld recently (while at work...)
my family loves Seinfeld and they all love curb your enthusiasm as well, but i cant get into it.
*why is it that a scripted show like Seinfeld feels LESS scripted than the (mostly?) improved Curb?
Metal_Badger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes I think you look a little like Billy Crystal, ever have the same thought or am I just weird?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld!
Big fanโ I'm a native to NYC and quite literally grew up watching your workโ so highest praise possible. Quite recently my friends and I were watching a four way round-table with you, Louis C.K., Chris Rock, and for some unknown reason Ricky Gervais.
How was that specific experience? And will you continue to do round tables akin to that one?
I want to say that it is always interesting to hear your thoughts on comedy, and I hope you consider doing more of those in the future, especially with Chris Rock and Louis C. K. However, I felt their was some insincerity in including Mr. Gervais, who I believe is a talented comedian but did not deserve a seat at that round table as the topic seemed to be traditional stand up. Instead, it seemed more like he was paying you guys to discuss stand-up while actively trying to associate himself as 'one of the Greats' by proximity, and not credentials. My roommate found this particularly off-putting as he does stand up comedy here in NYC. From what I can judge of the interview, I think Mr. Rock was a little upset as well. Even you looked a tiny bit annoyed despite your ineffable comedic wisdom and zen-like philosophy on humor.
Either way, you're still a home town hero! Much love and respect, Mr. Seinfeld
LeComedien ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you take a French fan to get coffee in Paris? I'd be glad to have a French coffee with you Mr. Seinfeld.
TheOtherSon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steel or Superman Returns? Also if you were magically plopped in as the producer of a new Superman film what is the one thing about the character that you feel is necessary to keep intact?
feminas_id_amant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, on the Seinfeld episode where Kramer is trying to bust that accountant doing cocaine... How many takes did you have to do of the bar scene? The accountant kept a pretty straight face! Was all of that scripted, including the backwards cigarette?
Pubbawubba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bit late to the party once again...but Jerry, I'm a big fan and even my parents have loved you for years. My question, if you get around to it, would be that if you had one piece of advice for someone wanting to go into any type of performing, what would it be?
Superbadd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airline food?
ChinookNL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of the new Superman movie?
Sirlantedise ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What color is your underwear right now?
AnswerMeDamit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Kramer ever injure himself falling down or performing other assorted antics?
Halfback ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry,
The show highlighted many Jewish comedy delights, do you find it odd that the show is commonly referred to within media/culture as Jewish humour even though the other characters were fairly non-denominational (excluding George being Latvian-Orthodox for a day of course)?
Edit - I didn't convert just to ask this.
yaners ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite cocktail, Jerry?
Smile_for_the_Camera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to choose one character (not the actor that played them, but the actual character) from Seinfeld to be stuck on an island with, who would it be?
Also, same question, except with the actor, not the character.
22bor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your opinion, what is the funniest episode of Seinfeld?
yet_another_1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First and foremost I would like to say that, like everyone here, I am a huge fan of your work, so much so that I will be in attendance at your February 7th show. I have two questions for you:
1) In your mind, what is it about Seinfeld that has allowed it to transcend space and time and remain both hilarious and relevant in the unique way it has?
2) Can you pinpoint the exact moment when you realized you had "made it"?
Thank you for taking the time to do this AMA, I am not in the least bit surprised that it reached number 1 on reddit.
-Kilgore_Trout- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is one particular episode that has something that has always bothered me and I need to get it out.
In the episode "The Dealership" George is going out of his mind to try and get some food. Then he has the incident with the candy bar. Later on in the episode he has apparently set up a "candy lineup." If he was so hungry, why wouldn't he just eat one of those candy bars? I have been confused over this for years.
Please yell at the appropriate people for me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry, I know you probably won't see this but I feel that it's important for me to write this anyhow. I owe you a great deal you see, because Seinfeld was a huge part of my childhood. It's gotten to the level where I can watch no more than 15 seconds of any random episode to be able to quote most of it from memory. It doesn't stop me from watching.
I owe you, because you have, in a manner of speaking, been with me throughout the worst and the best times of my life. Your show, your comedy and what comes with it, you, have gotten me through my parents divorce, all the stress of college and soon, all the stress of a postgraduate degree. Your show is what I watched whenever I needed to get away.
So thank you for that. It wouldn't have been the same without you.
literallyaguy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. You're amazing. Who is on your Mt. Rushmore of comedy?
napoleon_wilson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Can you settle the debate over where to get the best pizza slice in NYC?
orangello346 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always walked out of the room when my parents watched Seinfeld. I'M SO SORRY!
Split_Open_and_Melt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite jokes within Seinfeld was George's made up life and profession. How many people have introduced themselves to you as Art Vandelay, and how do you respond?
arturo_vandelay ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry! Usually I just read through these AMAs so I thought today I might try participating. Thanks for doing this! Words literally will not do my love of Seinfeld justice.
I've read that when you and Larry first pitched Seinfeld it was criticized for being too male-centric and too "New York." My questions are:
1)Did adding one female character (Elaine) resolve the "male-centric" issue?
2)Did you and Larry change anything to make the show less "New York?" There were still a few references that only people who have been to New York would get or at least fully appreciate.
EDIT: I just spaced out the questions more.
goodrick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reading Jerry's responses in his voice is hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite Huxtable kid?
animesekaielric ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, can you properly describe your love for Superman off the screen for us? When did the fascination first hit you and what is your fondest Superman related memory?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hitler did nothing wrong
Kite_sunday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry. Your comedic genius has rubbed off on my in more ways than one. Although I consider myself funny i haven't have the time or the guts to go try some stand up comedy. If you are ever in town it would be a dream to get a cup of coffee with you. Thank you for CICGC you are a fantastic listener and a killer comedian. If you ever need someone for your next series, Average people getting coffee with Jerry Seinfeld i would love to be on the short list of average people. No questions just appreciation for you.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you go from here?
allthat23 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I've been watching Seinfeld since I was younger with my parents. What was it like working with Jerry Stiller? I'm sure it's hard not to laugh with him screaming all the time!
Tipordie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever notice?
faith_plus_one ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am absolutely certain that I wouldn't be the same person I am, were it not for your show. Are you aware of how much Seinfeld has influenced people around the world?
My boyfriend thinks the bass line is lame and not at all cool. Should I dump him?
dGaOmDn ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever consider doing a one episode reunion of the old cast? Kinda like a "where are they now"?
positron3000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you never got into comedy, what would you have done? What path do you think your life would have taken?
RationalSocialist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could give someone advice on one thing about life, what would it be?
lazarus870 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Thank-you for doing an AMA. How closely did the actors on Seinfeld adhere to the script? Did people ever take it in an entirely different direction by adding in their own lines randomly and it just worked out? Also, I noticed a lot of comedic use of brand names - Twix bar, Saab cars, etc. Was there any deliberate product placement, or was it just done so the audience had something to relate to?
SignalFlow512 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Were there any minor characters that were loosely (or directly) based on real people? Was there a real Bania or a Newman in your life?
Watching Seinfeld was (and still is!) one of the few things that my whole family loves and can enjoy together. Thanks for the memories!
Laughing_Lilly ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry,
I love watching Seinfeld! Whenever I watch that one episode were Elaine is heavily medicated, hahah, I wonder if the part when she says "stella" if you guys perfected that scene in one shot, or if there were retakes. What do you say? (-:
BearFishBG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As an acclaimed comedian, what's your opinion on either comedians or comedies that are accused of appealing to the 'lowest denominator', do you feel they're lazy or are they targeting a legitimate demographic?
quipkick ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you play me in FIFA ?
frehsoul45 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were offered a $100 million contract to film one more season of Seinfeld and you turned it down what was the reaction of the executives?
mmjdsj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I thought the latest CCC episode with Louis CK, was breathtaking!!! I really enjoy watching the new show! Are the cars featured in the show part of your own personal collection? Also, watching old Seinfeld episodes, still very very funny! Timeless! I always annoy my wife, laughing during each show at the same things every time!!! Thanks!
chiliPismysignature ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you plan on taking bobo to a mets game? Colin Quinn said you would.
abagofryce ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how long do you think the lifespan of a comedian is?
tactslave ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Is the ever present Kecthup and Mustard color combination in the show an intentional thing, like gimmick, or was that just how people dressed in the 90's? Ever since I noticed that in many scenes (and definitely every episode of Seindfeld) there is a Ketchup/Mustard color combo, I am seeing it EVERYWHERE in real life. Please explain, and THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS!!
unchangingyouth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading every comment Mr. Seinfeld typed in his voice. I cant stop now
BestInBinary ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have a hug?
Newm4n ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld I just wanted you to know that your words "....hello........NEWMAN!...." echo'd through my head from Grade 3 all the way to my current age of 26 because when I was younger I looked exactly like the actor Wayne Knight and someone who watched the show when it was at it's peak coined me as the mailman Newman and still to this day that is how people refer to me and know me. Thank you for all the laughs and even if you do not read this, it was and still is an honor to be connected to one of the funniest shows and characters on television.
GirlNextor123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my fave Seinfeld memories was also quite informative: Elaine asks Jerry what the big deal is with men liking to see women "catfight" and Jerry explaining ... quite abashedly ... that "they might kiss." What was funny was Jerry's embarrassed honesty and Elaine's complete exasperation with that answer. (Also, she asked a question that I had always wondered myself.)
alendotcom ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:17:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERBEAR:
What's a question that you expected but didn't get asked yet?
Follow up: that question...
Your answer here:
theboyracer99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, do you think you can convince Larry David to get on reddit and do an AMA? Also, big fan and thanks for doing this.
PorchHonky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now, that would be a sight to behold.
-Vertex- ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have one. Who are you? (excuse my ignorance)
Smile_for_the_Camera ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever experience a moment/situation in your real life that was very Seinfeld-esque that made you think "Man, that should have been an episode"?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:22:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Have you ever been back to the real dinner on the upper west side?
darthbone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm glad to have the introduction so I know who Jerry Seinfeld is.
30minutesofbullshit ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:26:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The makeup effects in Bee Movie to make you look like a bee were really great. I was just wondering how they accomplished that.
tim32592 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:27:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. HUGE Seinfeld fan, swear I've seen the whole series multiple times. Anyways, theres a quote I love that you said before the final show to your fellow costars, "for the rest of our lives, when anyone thinks of one of us, they'll think of all 4. And I cant think of 3 people I'd rather that be true of. This I found to be so perfect. So I ask, do you believe the show would have been so successful without one of those 3? And also, how do you think it would have been different had larry stayed the last few seasons? Thanks!
Philanthropiss ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:32:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question here. I just wanted to tell you that you had probably the biggest impact on 90's kids who watched only over the air broadcast channels.
justint2310 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading each of his answers with his voice.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:39:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever found out why it is called a 'building' and not a 'built'?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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ht40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And by all, you mean none.
Sabin10 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:50:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was a great AMA, looks like two dick guy has some competition.
d4m4s74 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your version of The Aristocrats? I heard every single comedian has one.
_ThunderDome_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:02:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have a happy festivus!
SporkBurger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Half Life 3 confirmed.
gmred91 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:08:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the state of Comedy shows today? What is your favourite show currently?
CptVodka ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:10:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably never gonna get a response for this but shoot..
Whats your view on scientology and the way it's often portrayed in the media?
Forbidden_Donut503 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:11:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry I'm a big fan! The show in syndication still feels fresh and just as funny as ever, and a lot of the time I end up watching reruns of Seinfeld instead of newer sitcoms. What are some of your favorite current TV shows, and do you think the quality of TV has changed since the Seinfeld era?
SmugSceptic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for all the laughs over the years. Thanks doing Reddit.
chung2509 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:15:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider producing a modern day Seinfeld spin-off? That would be hilarious.
two_birds_one_bush ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every time I drunk-walk by your garage on 83rd st. I wave frantically at the security camera. Ever notice that?
viranth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:17:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your standup and tv show, I grew up watching it! Thank you for all the good memories =)
hankscorpioo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:24:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance will see Seinfeld reunion?
fortoe ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:28:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, what did you think of the porn parody of the show? Here's a pretty famous NSFW gif from it: http://4gifs.org/gallery/d/204089-2/Seinfeld_Elaine.gif
This was a great AMA!
roysrolls ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:30:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you support a two state solution in the middle east ?
lvl9troll ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
According to /u/DoubleDickDude this is the best way to read through 10k+ comments (In case you're getting to reading this late).
http://rnm.gauzza.com/comments/1ujvrg
JaneCadet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:44:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE YOU!!! You are such an amazing comedian and person. Just wanted to say hi and thank you for all the funny moments on Seinfeld/Your live shows. Much love- Janice S. from NYC.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:52:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan of your work!
I have to know: MOORS, or MOOPS?
tehjoshers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:08:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, never work as a camwhore.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:21:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha thanks for that. This morning I woke up and thought, maybe today I should become a camwhore. Thanks for changing my mind!
tehjoshers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:29:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I tagged you as it and kinda forgot about it. Who knew it'd come up so soon!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:33:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah! I've been tagged! I wonder how many other people have me tagged. I mean really though that Duran guy was crazy. What the hell.
tehjoshers ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't watch the super brutal stuff haha. I watched the cactus fly into the girl's cooter though, that was equally depressing and hilarious.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wha...? I'm glad I missed that. Someone else posted links to screenshots of the Asian torture porn he was referring to at one point but it got deleted. I hope no one ever has to see that again.
Anyway, this is Jerry Seinfeld's AMA, and here we are talking about the asshole who runs eFukt. Let's not give that jerk any more attention than he gets. Too bad I didn't see this AMA until after Jerry left ;_;
If you'd like to chat more PM me; I wouldn't want to take up any more space here than I already have :P
Totaromv ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld. I want to know if you have ever wanted to work with Dave Chappele and for that matter have you met him and what do you think of his work? Also how do you think you two would do together on a show or in a movie or in standup? From one comedian to another of course.
Kendjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
great question
pancakesandseltzer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone else read this entire thing in Seinfeld's voice subconsciously?
HornyApple ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:15:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
AlonsoQ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:26:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode where Jerry goes to Florida to buy his parents' Cadillac back from Jack Klompus (Wikipedia tells me this is called "The Money," I won't pretend to have known that off the top of my head (I also didn't know how to spell "Klompus")), he tells his parents he was registered at Bally's as "Slappy White" as part of an alibi.
For years, I thought this was just a goofy fake name you and the rest of the writers invented, along the lines of Art Vandelay or H. E. Pennypacker. Turns out, Slappy White was actually a mid-century comedian and contemporary of Red Foxx. Were there any other comedy trivia Easter Eggs hidden in the show some of us might not know about?
Acetius ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:14:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quick question. How do you keep finding that crystal?
marcusthecarcass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are you going to do when you get really old, and shrivel into a jerry raisin. Are you still going to be in show business. Or are you going be like carl reiner, and mel brooks watching the last of the mohicans.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
heywassupdude ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably the longest time I've spent reading anyone's AMA.
poesie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:31:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So is it: Jerry Seinfeld here; I will give YOU an answer. Or, I WILL give you an answer! or, I will give you an ANSWER!
LarryT2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:47:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This asshat stole another man's wife.
200pcdoull14 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:55:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a question but just have to say one of the ama responder! You go into a lot for detail and sound pretty genuine not like a lot of the celebs on here
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope it's not too late, but I've been watching the show Seinfeld since I was a little kid. My father would let me stay up to watch it, and since we watched it together, this lasted till the show ended, and I love watching the reruns.
About how much on the show is ad-libbed and what is actually in the script? I've noticed where a few times where I think something is ad-libbed and not in the script.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im from germany, i've never watched seinfeld, but according to my 1 year reddit experince you are one of the greatest guys ever.
Looks like they were right
Thebloopwasmyass ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:00:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say that this is the most awesome AMA I have ever read.
DukeBerith ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:03:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question, but I'd like to thank you for the way you are answering questions in this ama.
A lot of stars come here and reply as if it's twitter or a press junket, giving a tiny thoughtless soundbite for a response and moving on.
You are giving them a short personal story , something for them to take home and share with their friends. Intentionally or not, you are making the person feel like they are worth more than 140 characters of text and I'd like to compliment you on that.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:09:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
Maiyajade1984 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
You've undoubtably heard about dry British humour. Oftentimes we don't entirely understand American humour either. My question is, of all of the audiences you've performed live for, which nationality was the most difficult to get to respond to your jokes?
Cheers love :)
Enraile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:11:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
ilovemud ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:15:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best AMA I have ever read, Jerry's answers are awesome. I know I am being obvious and this will get buried, but I don't care, had to say it.
mutantlabor ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:18:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gotta say, this Seinfeld guy really seems to appreciate the questions and give a lot of thought to his responses. I've seen quite a few AMAs on this site and this is by far one of the best. The AMA scale of greatness should go from Woody to Seinfeld.
LouisDavies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry,
Big time fan bla bla blaaa.. Why was Bee Movie so shit? Riddle me this focker
YOURS SINCE FUCKING CERELY,
ME BUM.
devjunk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:31:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be one of the best AMAs I've seen. Also, one of the first times I actually check out what they're trying to promote... turns out I love CCC.
Frostiken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:32:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is seriously one of the best AMAs.
makeitcrane ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:35:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was watching the episode of Seinfeld today where you date Ms. Rhode Island. I just wanted to say as a relatively new watcher that I like the show and its still holds up really well. Thanks for the Laughs
cremmie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:42:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you master of your domain?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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Menacexp ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:47:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shit man...good question!!! (i'm serious, that's not sarcasim)
sidekicksuicide ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:45:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure nobody will see this, because the AMA's long been over. But I've never scrolled so far down and kept seeing such thoughtful and thorough answers. You're the best, Jerry!
JustTheInteger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nope...
I agree. Am still scrolling to see if there are any I've missed.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is up with airline food???
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Andy Dick here. I'm just gonna put this up here WOOOOAAHHOOOAH that was wacky!
johnwesley6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:16:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I pleaSe have 6 grand. I can't get out debt with this crappy pay and raising a 22m old. Message me. Thanks
DNAisacode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why does everyone asking for help from a celebrity, always ask for exactly $6K?
johnwesley6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't know other people did it. I'm actually almost exactly 6 grand in debt. And it's killing me.
viJilance1989 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with shopping bags?
TooDjentle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have a question... Can I keep my jacket in your closet?? It will only be for a couple of days...
Ossim3r ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:12:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big, big fan here. I've seen every episode of Seinfeld at least four times. My question remains, why not Regina for mulva's name? Regina, vagina. It still bugs me to this day.
lazrbeam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
your wife's cookbook is good. i ate something from it tonight, actually.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:36:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever once give Elaine's clitoris a tickle?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:44:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I've always been a big fan of Seinfeld, I even read your book Seinlanguage. Kinda makes me want to write comedy too. Anyways, I was wondering... In the episode "Kids Need Bullying" with Chris Rock, did the police officer recognise either of you? How much was the ticket?
Anarox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:57:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really good ama, good answers
SlowBillyBullies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:00:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bro or Man's Zier? (Excuse me if I spelled the latter incorrectly)
t3hnhoj ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:12:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does someone want to give me gold? GOLD, JERRY!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:56:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean what's the deal with airline food?
jacobdanny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I KNEW this would be the first comment I saw.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This was an awesome read. Thanks for all of your responses.
As a kid, when I was between 5 and 12 years old, Seinfeld was on at our house several times per week, rerun or not. That show was seriously one of the few things on a screen that could make my dad laugh. Tons of awesome memories, so again, thanks.
datruthgiven ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:44:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld??? I mean....Who are these people??
rshot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:45:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never watched Seinfeld. After this AMA I will start.
Brokeback_dildo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:52:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! You probably don't remember this, but I have to ask anyway: About ten years ago my family was on vacation in Miami and saw you in Joe's Stone Crabs. My very Southern and starstruck mom approached you and proclaimed "Sorry we missed your show in Pensacola Mr.Seinfeld!" You were nice enough, but obviously a little uncomfortable and annoyed. My teenage brother and myself were embarrassed as well as amused with our mom. I was just telling some people the story a few weeks ago and it is still hilarious to me.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:28:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What awful people downvoted this AMA?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with airline food?
Mongoos150 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:24:02 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, as an actor discovering comedy, it always struck me that Seinfeld seemed to be a show about people that aren't 'likeable.' George is a selfish prick, Kramer is clueless and not particularly empathetic, Elaine is perpetually chasing and Jerry just doesn't give a fuck. It strikes me as groundbreaking - we don't relate to the gang (or at least we like to think that we don't), but we watch because it's pseudo-schadenfreude. How did that come about, and how was it pitched to network? They must have had serious doubts!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:44:48 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh fuck i missed this
D95 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:18 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seninfeld, sorry if any one has already asked but do u have a favorite TV series/sitcoms from the last couple of years?
ssaluja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:36:18 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Banya!
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:58:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, thank you so much for doing this Q & A. No question here, I just wanted to know how much your show means to me.
My sister and I are about 8 years apart in age, and after she left home partway through High School we really drifted apart. She got married and divorced, had a kid, and her life really went downhill for a while. She finally moved back home, but as a kid to her I really had no place in her life.
However, once she found out about my love of your show, she started watching it with me. We'd gather together every time it was on and laugh together. I was no longer her kid brother alone, but a friend as well.
To this day we still will call each other just to chat and will drop some Seinfeld quotes, and still host regular movie nights to live in the spirit that started with watching Seinfeld.
Thank you for donating 9+ years of your life to not only making one of the greatest shows ever on TV, but to helping bring my sister and I together as well.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:00:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on the "Modern Seinfeld" twitter account (@seinfeldtoday). Are you familiar with the creators of it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He answered this earlier.
wheresthecake123 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:01:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered, is Jason Alexander similar to his character of George Costanza on Seinfeld at all or was it just loosely based on Larry David?
TyrannosaursSex ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:58:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many times did you fail before you succeeded in making Seinfeld?
Streuhund ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hello, Jerry!
I've been watching Seinfeld since I was a child (although I started watching the series ended, and because of my sister who was / is a big fan and only started getting the jokes when I got older).
I must tell you that is my favourite comedy series because it never gets old. Even now most of the situations the gang get into are things that I can relate at different levels and that's why I think it will be relevant for a whole deal of time and I must thank you for giving me (and my boyfriend whom I made rewatch the series with me) such great moments.
So, most of the things that I wanted to asked you I already got an answer in interviews so I write mostly to tell you that you're awesome and a really inspiring person.
Oh, and I guess I have a question. Do you think there is a comedy out there that breaks the paradigms of comedy, be it with its theme, storytelling or characters?
Love, Streuhund <3
todd_gak ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:53:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jugdish,
Thank you for doing this AMA, as well as helping to make my favorite show of all time. Seinfeld transcends generations. I watch it with my grandfather, and we have gone to see your stand-up together, as well. The show definitely changed gears in seasons 8 and 9, once Larry David left, but these two seasons are my favorite. What was it like being the main show runner at that point? Any reason why you decided to make these two quirkier and have a faster pace than the other seasons?
Also, is Louis C.K. really an impressive boat operator?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
upvote for relavent username.
TheDuskDragon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:03:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you plan on voice acting for another animated film in the future?
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:03:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever watch Seinfeld reruns?
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:09:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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rise_up_lights ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wanted to ask the same question, and along the same lines what is a joke you've found truly funny that when you tried to tell didn't land?
apolloc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So when can we expect 'A Bee Movie 2' to finally happen?
roobscat ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:22:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved Michael Richards on Friday's and Kramer is, well Kramer! Was anybody else close to being cast in that role?
Karma_Please ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:37:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite episode of Seinfeld?
MrIvysaur ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever get to meet your comedy idol, George Carlin? If so, what was that meeting like?
Blushin_Russian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:24:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your car insurance provider? Because you must be paying a ton of money for all those Porches.
Pendell ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:45:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read every single one of his replies in a Jerry Seinfeld voice. I KNOW!
DrDollarBlvd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:56:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
Seinfeld2000 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jary, what if senfeld still on TV today Like if NBC never canceled it or whatever Would jery have iPhone 5S or Samsang Galaxy S4?
theboatmovie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Honeslty, this helps imagen what if Senfield still on TV today?
storko ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:28:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What ignited such a harsh reaction during your Larry King interview. Sure he made a mistake, but was your reaction really necessary?
Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU14ciTTfWo
I_am_unproductive ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was a joke.. He's a comedian.
flarts ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:36:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
A few years ago you did a commercial for American Express where you went toe to toe with a gas pump. I was about 11 years old at the time, and it was around then that I was old enough to pump gas for my folks. To this day, every time I pump gas (Especially when money is tight) I try to land on a good solid dollar amount. When I do, I hear you spout "Perfect Pump!". Thank you for being a part of my gas pumping experience.
For my Question... A quick bit of background..
Growing up I watched a lot of your show with my family. It was one of the few shows that was always on at my house (Either your show or Cops). I am 28 now. For Christmas I was over at my parents house and my wife had gotten me the new Lady GaGa CD. My parents were quite displeased with my taste in music only because they knew you had an unpleasant run-in with her.
In short, this is less of a question and mostly just a very small personal favor... Can you please say something nice about Lady GaGa so that my parents will love me again?
Thank you.
rafael000 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:59:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How regularly do you smoke weed?
hatsofftolarry22 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:54:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thanks so much for your time here today. Iโm a huge fan of all your work, and I canโt express the impact youโve had on not only the industry, but the lives of many individuals as well โ including myself and the people around me. Iโm very excited to ask the following questions:
Thanks again! Happy belated Festivus!
whosethere ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld. I grew up watching your show. You are partly responsible for the way I turned out.
shifty1032231 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:55:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your all time favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Thanks for answering our questions today.
tlott ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:54:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just one question: Are you the master of your domain?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 87 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never try and make a comedian laugh with one of his own jokes.
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:29:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ohhhhhhh damn that hurts. It's not just the abruptness, it's that tlott was really excited to ask that. Used a colon and everything.
BretMichaelsWig ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 18:41:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would delete my account if Jerry Seinfeld berated me. I can't have that on my conscience.
thebageljew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld, I have to say, the Seinfeld series is the most funniest, classic show I have ever seen.
inkypinkyblinky ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:57:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what actually is the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:54:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think there are some jokes which can be funny for all cultures, or must there always be some cultural context? For example your bit about the Superman Halloween costume is very American, but I could see something like how babies "are here to replace us!" would appeal to a general audience.
seinfeldfan42 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:03:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you and julia ever have a thing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It didn't work out.
McShalepants ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:23:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with airline food?
SatellyteHye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airplane food anyway? Who's the advertising genius who came up with THAT?
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:56:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I just watched the season of Curb Your Enthusiasm where you, Larry, and the rest of the Seinfeld cast do a reunion show. You guys are all so damn funny! My question is, what was it like to create yet another fictionalization of yourself (Jerry on Seinfeld, and the Jerry on Curb preparing to do another episode of Seinfeld.)? Which Jerry would you say you identify more with?
DanielTaylor ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:04:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm upvoting everyone who gets downvoted. Some people want to make their questions stick out and are downvoting everybody else. Makes me sad :(
felknar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you take your coffee?
MisterPleasant ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As the creator of the greatest sitcom in TV history, what sitcoms, if any, do you watch now or have watched recently?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any jokes, gags, plots, or characters that you wanted to work into the show but never go to use?
mossman85 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your worst experience doing standup?
saabotaged ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I know you love Porsches but are you a fan of Saab cars? I remember you and Newman staking out Kramer and the sniffing accountant in a classic 900 and your NG900 that was abused by Kramer, Mandelbaum and the obsessed mechanic. I love Seinfeld and CCC, and your Saabs license plate number JVN-728 graces the bumper of my Saab via a Swedish license plate.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
killm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:06:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sleeping with your current maid? Does she do the housework or does she only make the bed?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:07:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what happened to the marriage ref? I loved that show
the_pezdispenser ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan here!
Like in 'The Heart Attack', how often would you wake up in the middle of the night to write down a seemingly hilarious bit, only to rise in the morning and have no idea what you wrote or remember why it was funny?
Shredd5211 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:13:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have recently started daily mediation.
What is your routine like?
Any tips for a beginner?
dubl_z ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:27:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Don't have a question, just want to say that Seinfeld is one of my family's favorite shows. We watch it almost every night and it never gets old, my parents, brothers and myself absolutely love it. Thank you for giving my family so many great laughs and fun memories!
Mr_Cornflakes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:36:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the cast ever eat at Monk's (AKA Tom's Restaurant) and what did they think of the food? I ask because I visited the restaurant and ate there, and had some of the worst cheese fries I have ever eaten.
cutterrojo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you didn't do comedy, what would be your back up job?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian?
Garbanzo_Baby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Giants or Jets?
HonorableJudgeIto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's from Long Island and is a Mets fan, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say Jets. B/c of their practicing at Hofstra for the longest time, LI has a higher proportion of Jets fans. Plus, he said in this thread, he gets his love of white shoes from his obsession with Joe Namath.
edit: Joe Namath tidbit.
gtluke ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The 959, worth it? Do you still drive it? (if you still have it)
ShawnEB122 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:43:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the biggest challenge that you faced on your path to success and what did you learn from it?
Greengaroo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:47:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I'm a small fan. I want to open a "New York style" Comedy club in Montreal, do you think it's a good idea? Would you be interested in participating?
patty_d_27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:52:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry- huge fan here from the Philly area. I am in a bit of a rut with getting motivated lately, what do you do to get yourself going when it all seems boring day after day? Thanks for your time!
AnotherDrunkCanadian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tit or Ass man?
Revolvernose ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, bartender here, funniest name for a bar?
Alles_Klar ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, thank you.
Question is: I heard you practice Transcendental Meditation and have done for a long time. How has this changed your life for the better?
SpinyShell ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Were there any shows that you watched growing up that influenced seinfeld?
And how do you feel about Tim Whatley's new profession of cooking meth?
supadupacam ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get sad about the show? I know, as viewers, it is hard to watch a show go that holds such a special place in your life. I can't imagine what it is like working with such funny people for years and having it end. Are you still in close contact with any of the cast?
Meganormous ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I heard the main cast of Seinfeld is all Jewish. Was that just a coincidence? Or, did yall plan it out that way?
Thanks for doing the AMA. Your Awesome!
danielbernal ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's The deal with air line food?
TRAUMAjunkie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:33:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has to be the best AMA I've ever read.
Jerimiah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:56:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
croaker83 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:19:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You ever lick Elaine's ass?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:45:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
Kuruzen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:26:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
EatMaCookies ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:16:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, do you like Puffy Shirts?
thekummer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Iโve been a huge fan of you and Seinfeld since before I probably understood most of the humor in it. To this day nothing brings me more pleasure than watching re-runs of the ridiculous situations the four of you got into. Thank you for that!
To my question: On a daily basis, without fail a Seinfeld reference along with a hilarious quote seem to come up in my head that are fitting for the situation I am in. Sometimes the quote is appreciated and sometimes I just get stares and have to laugh on my own. Does this happen to you on a regular basis? Or at all? Thanks again for the AMA!
central_telex ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the AMA Jerry, really like your work.
I'm just curious about one small thing: what led you to come up with "comedians in cars getting coffee"? It's so wonderfully simple
Othan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jackmanning ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, love CCC and Seinfeld. If you had to get a 3x2 inch tattoo of a comedian's face, who would you choose and where would you get the tattoo?
The_MSPainter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's Kramer like off-stage?
Average_Pimpin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:05:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He's insane, he even calls himself "Michael Richards". Completely off his head.
ShahofVista ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello-o-o-o!
I have no questions but a request, can you have coffee with Superman on a future episode of "Comedians in cars getting coffee".
whoisleway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Love Seinfeld and CCC! I'll make this quick, a couple of questions:
-How did you originally meet Larry David, even before approaching him for Seinfeld?
-Do you think as some people suggest, that cell phones would've solved most problems in Seinfeld?
Thanks so much for the AMA!
nummerni ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OK, 15 years or so after the last episode. What are Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer like now, 2014? Married? Still looking for "The one"? Still hanging out, just the four of them?
lfootr ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:24:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out the Curb your Enthusiasm Seinfeld reunion. It addresses this topic (though it's set in 2009).
newsballs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:19:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just imagen.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:29:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should check out the Seinfeld episode on Curb Your Enthusiasm. They do a kind of "mock" reunion episode, they answer a lot of those questions, pretty funny.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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communal-napkin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:32:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clitoris
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:09:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Alvin_theChipmunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great question!
felix-xx ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:16:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld! Does it still feel humbling knowing that millions of people make references to your show and comedy every day? I grew up watching Seinfeld constantly with my family and it was always a staple of our 'family time'. Thanks for making a great show and continuing to be a great comedian!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell me that Netflix will pick up Seinfeld sometime in the near future. As a normal American that has given up their cable subscription this ranks up there with World Peace!
dontgetaddicted ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This really need to be higher. PLEASE GOD GIVE US SOME SEINFELD ON NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!
I_am_unproductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He said netflix can't afford to put seinfeld on netflix.
ButtonPounder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Seinfeld, I'm your biggest fan from Wichita, KS! I watched you at the Century II a few years back.
Honest question, not trying to be funny, but did you and Julia ever have an intimate relationship off set?
wampa-stompa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you honestly think this kind of question is going to be answered?
dvdcr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:40:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you act like a dick to Larry King?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:56:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I am a huge fan! Iowa loves you!
Quick question concerning the character with two faces (pretty in certain light, ugly in different light). Was there a certain person that inspired that character? Thanks for being awesome!
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:58:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld.. I noticed you haven't done many movies since the show ended. I think you'd be fantastic. Any reason behind that decision?
AaronMT ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your all-time favourite coffee?
Jdchess1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read any of the modern Seinfeld tweets? If so, does it make you think even offhandedly about what a modern season would be like?
Personally I think they're hysterical.
DanielTaylor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello!
What would you have done if "Seinfeld" hadn't been such a huge success? Did you have any backup plans for your carreer?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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theboatmovie ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:06:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jere imagen if Seinfled still on TV today?
pulsatingstarfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me about CCC's best coffee you had, favorite car you drove, and best conversation you had
killerado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a huge fan, always loved the show and your stand up. I was wondering, what's your favorite memory working on your show?
ajl06808 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you miss most about your childhood?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance for an "Old Comedians in Homes eating Tapioca" when you and old Lar settle down?
sleevieb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you sell the 993 Turbo S and do you miss it? Do you like the new Macan? Favorite porsche you don't own?
Love your show(s) especially CCC, as much for its content and how you delivered it to the INTERNET!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your opinion of the state of TV sitcoms? Which current sitcoms do you like?
Toberoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I would run in to you somewhere I'd be so starstruck i wouldn't know what to say.
Do you/did you ever get starstruck and who was it? Tell us Jerry, who?
matrix1der ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel to have the show be an influence on the rap artist Wale and be apart of his latest project?
wombat7477 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's a bit late, but I hereby challenge you to a Festivus feat of strength. What say ye?
itsacaraveggio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much time does an average CCC episode film to get it cut down to the 10-20 minutes you use?
Tbauschek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite pair of shoes? I loved the Air Jordan 5 Grapes in one of the episodes. Inspired me to collect shoes.
culturestalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OMG!! I just want to say that Seinfeld is my favourite show of all time, it's still so relatable. I love your new series as well, quite an original idea.
I just want to ask what was the best Seinfeld episode to work on, or funniest moment? Also what shows do you watch?
Thank you for so many laughs :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say is the most important thing to realize for someone who would want to become a comedian?
A_Drunk_Hobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has Comedians in Cars getting coffee taught you anything you didn't know about the art of stand up or the people who chose it as their profession?
melkite121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you will do more work with Ricky Gervais? I love love love CCC with him in it. Funniest thing ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow car enthusiast,
Have you driven the 918 yet? How is it?
Do you plan on being a guest at Top Gear UK anytime?
Toberoni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you like to watch on TV? Any sitcoms you are a fan of?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, any new plans for a series with you as a creative input?
ButchMFJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your own opinion, what was the best episode of Seinfeld?
savvvyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you'll have Garry Shandling on CCC any time soon? When you guys stepped onto the Seinfeld set in The Larry Sanders Show I almost passed out.
mickguinness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you really feel about Jimmy Fallon and his impersonation of you?
mp256 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel having reached the zenith in comedy shows - realising the fact that no comedy show will be as funny as "Seinfeld"? Also, you created something ("Seinfeld" show) that you yourself will not be able to defeat in future.
jimmer109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite show on TV today?
naterocks84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello...Jerry. Big fan! I saw you at a show in Peoria, IL, about 10 years ago and there were a lot of rumors floating around that you would be at a local tavern (Hoops was the place) after the show. Do you ever do anything like that after your shows, or are you exhausted and just ready to go back to your room and relax?
tbx5959 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did we ever find out who were those people?
oz27varela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What inspired you to start this unique type of show ? And why coffee and not tea or beer?
mossman85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:06:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What recreational drugs have you tried, if any?
beetfw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any books in the works?
leemfg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coke or Pepsi?
MyL1ttlePwnys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are the main advantages and disadvantages of being so linked to a character as you were in Seinfeld? Has it allowed you to pursue what you want or do you feel that being forever linked to the show has hurt your prospects for expanding your acting or comedy goals?
Edit to add...yadayadayada...love the show and your work.
jimmer109 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favourite comedian of today?
pppparf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how do you like your coffee?
cneypw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the funniest or most memorable thing that happened while you were on the set of Seinfeld?
killerado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are obviously very successful, but what would you say was the biggest failure in your career?
Shockabrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? My dad is a huge fan of Seinfeld and IASIP and he always tells me that it's a modern day Seinfeld.
KlopeksWithCoppers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of you guys doing another episode of "Talking Funny?" That was one of the funniest hours of television that I have ever seen.
notsurewheretopost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of coffee are you drinking right now?
smithandweb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the hell did you convince Louis CK to drive around New York in that lunchbox with wheels?
uncgunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what age did you know you wanted to be a comedian?
conshimon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, Jerry, I think you should do an "Average Person in Cars Getting Coffee" segment. I'll be your first! Call me! :) What do you think?
Mellicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just recently started watching Seinfeld and I love it! What would you say was your favorite episode to film and why?
Veryfancydoily ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
on CCC someone asked you how many cars you had and you just gave a joke answer. As someone who shares in your taste in cars, could you give us an actual list of what cars you personally own? And maybe some more pictures of your carrera rs?!
thehammertime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your future goals?
Andross2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question, but thank you for creating one of the best tv shows ever made. I still watch Seinfeld re-runs religiously and continue to laugh.
Infiniteexpression ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What work have you been up to lately? How do you feel about cannabis legalization?
Bro15jacu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite story from the set of Seinfeld?
Problematiq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello jerry, big fan, please keep making content! What are you opinions on New Hampshire, and Sweden.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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marieelaine03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many of the characters issues would be solved by cell phones!!
Like when they kept missing each other at the movie theater!
MrFuchsia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Just wanted to say that hi and that its so impressive how down to earth you seem throughout all the success you've so deservedly won. Good luck with the AMA man :D
deaf_geoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thank you so much for adding closed captions to the newest episode of 'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee'! When will we see subtitles on the first two seasons?? Being hard-of-hearing, haven't been able to enjoy them yet.
TheConfirminator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Thanks for the laughs.
What advice do you have for a comedy writer starting out? How hard is it to break into network television?
And, do you have any regrets regarding your career?
Thanks in advance!
marieelaine03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, just want to tell you that when I was a kid the only time I was allowed to stay up past 8pm was to watch Seinfeld! My family loved your show!
What are your future projects for the next 3 years?
what's your favourite band or type of music? Thanks :)
katraya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which of the characters on Seinfeld were surprisingly funny (obviously besides you main 4)... or instead, who cracked you up?
killerado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you didn't work in show business, what would you be doing to make a living?
aviby93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The death of the late great james avery ended a possible reunion of the fresh prince and a lot of 90's kids hopes so with that in mind can we ever expect a seinfeld reunion before it is to late?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you ever imagen?
ztaylor5780 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to do another movie? Btw I'm 'taking a dump' right now at work so I can read along.
msbabc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Talking Funny, you, Louis CK, and Chris Rock seemed like old friends. But Ricky Gervais (who I admire and think can be very funny) seemed nervous, over-eager and out of place.
Did you pick up on this tension? Do you think Ricky deserves to be established as a standup like the rest of that group?
Mikealden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite comic that not a lot of people know about?
360walkaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's an ad libbed scene in Seinfeld that most people think is scripted?
funk_punk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did your relationship with Michael Richards change after his stand-up incident?
WPAHP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider getting a bus and taking a trip with a handful of comedians, maybe just to get coffee?
CraaazyCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are coming to PR but I cant go! I hope you enjoy the little island!
bitchesandsake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still watch Seinfeld every day on TBS even though I've seen every episode so many times, and it never gets old.
Do you ever get the claw-hand from signing all of those syndication checks, or do they just go direct deposit?
Of all of the CCC guests, who gave you the most good material you had to cut from the show to fit it into the time slot?
lormightymike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite cereal?
JaziTricks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you list the reasons and methods of creativity in making Seinfeld?
There were multiple very original ideas, tricks etc. that brpigh about this creative miracle. Can we have a glimpse on them?
phraynk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan here, I wrote some Seinfeld themed plays for my high school talent shows years ago. My question is this: Would you ever get involved with a theatrical production? ie Seinfeld on Broadway or a comedic play about nothing?
knows2much4ownGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a joke humanity isn't ready for?
vorguees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I were not a famous comedian (or a comedian for that matter) would you still invite me for a cup of coffee?
ShaneTrane14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry! Thanks for doing this AMA my mom has got to be one of your biggest fans. She's always wanted to ask you what has been your biggest motivation throughout your career? P.s. Her names Mava and she would love it if you said hello
Flamingos508 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the best advice you would want to pass on to upcoming comedians?
squeegee_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Fellow native Long Islander and Queens College student here! Just wanted to say that I grew up watching Seinfeld (I swear my parents are good people) and you are a huge idol to me. Thank you for all the laughs you've given me over the years and continue to provide! As for a question, I've been considering doing stand up comedy for some time now and I have some bits written. What gave you the confidence to finally get up on stage? Was there every any nerves? How did you overcome them?
lactosefree1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you answer this question?
floortomselleck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think that comedy seems to be enjoying a renaissance these days. Who would you say is at the forefront of this? Who are your current favourite comedians?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are you getting that new Acura NSX?
Dont_u_mean_waffles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Good to see you here! Just curious as to how you see comedy now, as opposed to when you first started? As far back as I can remember, The Simpsons was always talked about as being not suitable for kids, but now it's almost like it's meant for kids and Family Guy is seems like they're always pushing the line. Thanks!
Lord_Augastus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First time ever on an active ama....
How much of the stuff on the show was improv?
How did the show effect the comedy routines after its conclusions. Did you feel like you were reusing stuff from the show at times, and were in fact not?
williamtbash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Out of all the cars you've owned over the years, which one has been the most satisfying? Least satisfying? Any favorite roads you've driven on? Thanks.
joeb0923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could take one car with you to heaven, which would it be?
ifcoughl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was your festivus?
juicyfizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing the AMA!. I laughed my ass off when you and Michael Richards did an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and it got me wondering, do you keep in touch with any of your other Seinfeld castmates?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where would you recommend an absolute first-timer tryout their material in NYC?
UltimateTrainRape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you any plans for an upcoming television show?
Stoned_Sloth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit, 425 comments in 15 minutes. You're quite popular Jerry! What was your favorite moment on the set that wasn't in a show?
mikeramey1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you find out about Reddit?
imperialrage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, do you happen to remember Linda Kash? She was in the episode with the lip reader, anyways she and her husband taught me improv and I was wondering if when you come to peterborough in April for your show, there would be any way that you'd do an improv set with her and the improv group "The Citiots" just for some fun since you will be there anyways and it would be amazing to get to improv with you, either way ill be at your show and I cant wait!
JenLikesCats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, huge fan. Who were your biggest inspirations?
How do you feel being an inspiration to so many comedians?
What are your favorite books?
Why should I read your book (it's already in the mail to my house, so you don't have to convince me that much)?
Thanks for doing the AMA!
jeremybaril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider doing an episode of CCC having had as much as caffeine as Kramer when he drinks unlimited Caffรจ lattes?
mozzarella72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you friends with Keith Hernandez? Did you know him before he appeared as a guest on Seinfeld?
datode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really getting the first nsx, or was that just a trick to get me to buy a jetpack...
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite guest on CCC. I'm curious considering the caliber of talent featured there.
TnTSully ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry and I absolutely loved your show. What is one of your best memories from Seinfeld?
No_No_Karma_No_Here ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people?
kinglion117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pancakes or French toast?
Bissje ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I love the show. We noticed how cool the episodes are shot. How big is your crew for an episode of CCC and can you maybe tell us something about your gear?
schumann10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just was catching up on Cheers finally and I agree with you that George is no Ted Danson
Old_King_Coal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is/was your favorite person that you have worked with?
nobodiestoday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, what would be your favorite sports car other than a Porsche?
paulhowe3392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Brit who has only just heard about Seinfield and has no idea about the show, what can i expect if i watch?
MonkeyDonuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with airline food?
n3uman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any regrets about ending Seinfeld when you chose to do so?
sumsholyftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with your co stars of Seinfeld? How are they doing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite Curb episode.
MCL001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
any plans on releasing another album or an hour special?
Draugr_Overlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does it bother you that people are mainly fixated on Seinfeld, and not on any other work you've done since?
ZeroCO01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! La la la la La! Jerry, I'm 29 yrs old, I grew up watching your show as a child in the 90s. I got a lot of your jokes & looking back I think that might have been a bad thing but anyway I wanted to ask, after so many years of doing stand up after Seinfeld was over what prompted you to want to do Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? BTW I love the show.
DaddyLH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this.
In lieu of how influential your tv show was to all of us, what is your favorite series or television show that you consider yourself a die hard fan of as an adult (I know you have the affinity for superman but I am looking for an alternative that you find yourself really involved in or loved)??
You are the best!
sammydizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite young comedians right now?
argole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the worst experience you've ever had with a fan?
cgreer00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry if you didn't go into comedy, what would be your next career choice?
WoefulKnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much for doing the AMA!
How did you balance the demands of success with finding time to write new material? Was there a routine you got into? Or was writing just a catch as catch can sort of thing?
rickylgnds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, should I keep my business as is - low risk, comfortable, but maxed out - OR jump ship to a new opportunity that will double my risk but potentially triple my profits?
kooxchicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite food?
shuckle1hunna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge Fan: What is your favorite episode? Were there ever any episode ideas you had but never got the chance to make?
UltimateTrainRape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
In your opinion, wich episode of Seinfeld reflects best what your original plans for the show were?
teddiehl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you own a Festivus pole?
peteantonelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did your opinion of Michael Richards ever change due to what happened?
Do you miss doing a weekly sitcom show? (I know Seinfeld was on for 10 years, could've been tiring)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which late-night talk show do you enjoy being a guest on the most, and why?
LoveBurstsLP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap someone I enjoy watching and know is actually doing an AMA where I'm not 12 hours late!
Umm... what instruments do you play? Please say electric guitar...
MrGreenMan- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you and Bill Gates still hanging out?
Ritanonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever let a woman drive you around on your show Comedians...Coffee?
AssCrackSnort ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Ryno3639 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorites Seinfeld storyline you've thought of since Seinfeld went off the air?
JamesLockhart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's "the bald asshole" doing, Jerry?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where's the craziest out-of-the-way place you performed?
adeason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are obviously the funniest man to ever live. In the Michael Richards episode of "Comedians in cars getting Coffee" I laughed, I cried, and I saw two real friends from long ago. My question, how is that relationship today?
evilthales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any appointment TV that you currently watch? Which sitcom has come closest to such a thing since your show ended?
Which newer standup (hopefully one that we might not have heard of) is one that makes you laugh most reliably?
Which current stand-up consistly impresses you the most?
I saw you perform live in Oklahoma City. It was near the end of the run of your TV show and the last performance of that tour. Two encores. Amazingly funny. One of my favorite stand up performences ever (and I've seen a LOT of stand up over the years). Thanks so much for the laughs.
HanaTamago ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you actually funny or do you just play funny guys?
nolefthand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is the most enjoyable project you've worked on?
UPSguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the creative process for Seinfeld?
Did everyone just sit around and talk about things that turned into episodes or was it more rigid in the plot and other things were ad-libbed in?
JuliohVonBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have Baby Blue?
halfrussian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to reddit Mr. Seinfeld! Thank you for taking the time to do this! You are going to have a TON of questions today and I feel lucky that I found this within the first few minutes!
I wanted to ask you if you knew from the beginning that SEINFELD would be such a success or if it was kind of a gamble that payed off?
speedy_slowzales ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you ever make another sitcom?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you aware that Chuck E Cheese use to have a parody poster of "Seinfeld"? What were your thoughts on becoming immortalized by a pizza rat?
PentecostalHereAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you respect more: Comedians that throw out their entire act every so often and start fresh, or comedians that hone their material until it's perfect and stick with it for years?
bmores8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a personal favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Twizzle-dizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the one bit of advice you got, early in your career, that really stuck with you?
DevmasterJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you be doing a Canadian Tour again by any chance?
I went and saw you in Regina, Saskatchewan a couple years ago and it was the funniest thing I have ever experienced in my life. Your standup is unbelievable.
svb688 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the years of laughs! My dad liked the show when I was a kid but wouldn't want me to watch it. He would tell me to go to my room, and I wouldn't. He wouldn't want to deal with it or turn off the tv so he just let me watch the show. I have had so many examples in my life related to Seinfeld its almost unbelievable. I saw you in Chicago a couple years ago and you're still rockin. Keep up the good work! Comedians in Cars is hilarious and an awesome concept. Also, will you be working with Larry David on anything new?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When people recognize you on the street, what's the most common thing they do or say?
What bit of yours (or Seinfeld-esque bit that isn't actually yours) do you get repeated to you most often?
RolandIce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry
Have you played poker with Jason Alexander? Who won?
DirtyDanilo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! If you could start another kind of show what would it be? Thank you.
2minutewarning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in the episode "the pie" why doesn't audrey ever eat the pie? its never explained and I wonder every time i see it.
anikolaye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you listened to Wale's samples of Seinfeld? He has two albums with samples from the show, and I think it's really creative and cool. My assumption is that you are very much into hip hop!
frostybru82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that entire introduction in the same cadence as the beginning of CCC. I don't have a question. I would just like to thank you for the episode of CCC with Michael Richards. It was unexpectedly touching and it changed my opinion of him immediately.
Sixstringsmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Thank you for doing this AMA. So I was watching curb your enthusiasm the other day and it was one of the episodes about the Seinfeld reunion. How do you think an actual TV reunion special of Seinfeld would go, and would you do one of if given the chance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever stopped by your fictional address in New York? It's not far from where you live, right?
ranhalt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for CICGC. It's amazing. It's comedy for comedy lovers by just being comedians being themselves. Larry and Michael are my favorites. Please keep doing it.
chrisgib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you ever wish you could do an all-blue show, where you constantly curse throughout the performance?
arunv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I just wanted to know who your favorite observational comics are of late?
Alma-french ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am French and I don't think French comedy is half as good as American comedy. What do you think is the biggest cultural difference that sets French and American apart in the way the approach comedy?
UltimateTrainRape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to try and pitch your 'New' show 'Seinfeld' to NBC, how would you do it?
OldManSaxon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE COFFEE?
monkeypro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it working with everyone on 30 rock?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which actor was the most fun to work with? The least?
bhalp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any stories from Larry David or Kenny Kramer that were just to ridiculous to be believable plot lines in the show?
mcgregor1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is you favourite episode of Seinfeld?
AnFinsceal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, just wanted to know if it was any of the writers' actual dream to become an architect or marine biologist? CCC is deadly by the way!
for_research_only ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
After the end of Seinfeld, how often have you gotten to hangout with Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, and the rest of the cast?
Also, How did you choose the "restaurant" sign for Monk's Cafe? Since it's a real location, have you ever eaten there before the show?
CliffShytz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one (or some) of your favorite Seinfeld episodes?
blackflag29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Seinfeld was on today instead of the 90s, what kinds of modern things do you think the episodes would be about? Leaving an embarrassingly long message on someone's answering machine and things like that aren't as relevant today as they were during the show's run.
fosterwallacejr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am a lifelong fan (24 years old) you and Larry have brought constant joy to my life and consistently brilliant entertainment. My one question to you would be for the Seinfeld days - I've always wondered about your (and Larry's) formal or informal relationships with dropping brand names into scripts. Drakes coffee cake, junior mints, cheerios, superman, etc the list goes on - when you approach doing a scene that is a commentary on stuff like that, is it a free-for-all where you hope for the best or is there a working relationships between what you write about and the companies that you mention?
stianan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much do you prepare for an episode of CICGC?
frecklefart92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever do any stand up when you were attending SUNY Oswego? Where were/are your favorite places to go in central New York?
arod829 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You choose each car to match your guests. What car do you think they would choose to represent you if the tables were turned?
ajpanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The best one-liner ever is.......
iniquitous_economist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I don't know sometimes...
Ackerack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! My question is: Is Jason Alexander similar to George Costanza in the way he talks? His delivery on every line is insanely perfect. Loved the show too, best cast of any show ever.
BaronTheBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge fan and would like you thank you for this AMA. So I've got 3 questions. Has there been anyone you've always wanted to collaborate with during the run of Seinfeld that you never had the chance of working with? Besides you, who has the best Jerry Seinfeld impression. Also who's your pick to win the Superbowl this year?
urahonky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld. I don't really have anything to ask you, but I have to thank you for your years of comedy. I have tickets to see you in March and I can't wait to finally see you live.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is absolutely fantastic! Please keep it up!
yayova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Big fan here, thanks for doing this for the Reddit family.
My question is, of all the comedians you know, or have known, which comedian makes you laugh out loud? Not chuckles.....but gut busting laughs?
Ser_Capelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have loved "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." Do you plan to keep doing this for a while? What are you plans for the show and after it?
RachelthePainter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the new animation on CCC! Will you ever have guests that are strangers to you?
Iceburg37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite episode to make and why?
Also will you come back to Erie PA in the future? I know the weather sucks but a lot of people would appreciate. Hell we're still talking about the last time you were here... Not much happens here.
SarkMeeber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about "Mug?" Mug Costanza!
thatswhathesaid1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:12:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I own all seasons of Seinfeld and am now obsessed with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, so thank you for the laughs and constant entertainment.
My question: Do you still stand by your statement that cinnamon should be on every table in America, along with salt and pepper?
thatsNACHOcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how did you become interested in cars, and why Porsches in particular?
Thumb_warrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you always found humor in the little nuances of life or did you start paying more attention once you realized your gift of comedy?
Angry_Walnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge Seinfeld fan here! In the "These pretzels are making me thirsty" scene, did you break character and start laughing after Jason Alexander's take on the line or was that moment scripted? I thought the look on your face was hilarious
whatthehellisup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. What's the best stand up bits you've seen be preformed? Please come back to Ireland for a show, it was awesome.
kripet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to come upstairs to suite #555 for lunch?
EdotRdotJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the shallowest reason you've broken up with a woman in real life?
ZwickK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's cool that we share a birthday :) 4/29!!! What's your favorite thing to do on your birthday??
Nef_Fets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your thoughts on Bringer Shows when you are first starting out in stand-up? Is it the good way to get stage time or a bad way to exploit your friends?
J240001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the AMA. I made these drawings over the holidays and thought I'd share. Thanks for all the great entertainment over the years!
ILOVE_PIZZA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please drive a Dodge Neon or a PT Cruiser on your next episode of CCC?
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm holding an astronaut pen right now that is engraved with the name "Jack Klompus". No joke.
For many of us, Seinfeld is the the #1 greatest comedy program of all time. I'm sure you're a fan of your own work, but maybe not obsessively so like the rest of us. Soโฆ what's your favorite TV comedy? And if you could have starred in any movie or show (dramatic or comedic) of any era, what would it be?
maharito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you say you've started to fade out of the public consciousness by now, even though you were hotter than sliced felafels a generation ago?
And are you alright with that personally (if you have or haven't)?
Foreskinhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WWWWWWhats the deal with ovaltine? I mean seriously. The can's round, if anything it should be called roundtine. gets booed
BrockAtWork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry-
What kind of music do you listen to these days? I am trying to put together a music video pitch for a friend's band at this very moment, would you mind guest starring. There will be coffee, doughnuts, and most likely pizza. Absolutely zero money and/or gift bags. BROOKLYN.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about your show still being so strong in syndication, and new generations discovering it for the first time, while it is still so damn relevant? Gold Jerry, Gold.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have a dollar?
Swag_Turtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think Seinfeld was so successful and why do you think current sitcoms haven't had the ability to run as long as sitcoms from past decades (Seinfeld, Friends, etc.)?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What is your favorite Porsche, and why?
Greetings from Mรฉxico
beautifulcreature86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I just wanted to tell you my husband and I grew up watching your show and we now watch Seinfeld dvds or playback. We are huge fans of yours and now our son loves it too. Thanks for the awesome memories of your show.
The_Munz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were doing Seinfeld, did you ever have any interaction with the cast/writers of Friends? If so, were there ever talks of a crossover episode since they were both NBC sitcoms set in New York?
Youngwiseguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with airline food?
vs344 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Mr. Seinfeld! I'm really interested in writing for sitcoms.Do you have any advice for aspiring comedy writers? Thanks!
steelycrayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any chance we will see Wayne Knight on CCC? I need to see Jerry and Newman together again.
JuggzGonnaGetYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?!
shaggyman63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will there be another Jerry Seinfeld and Wale collaboration?
JJimmy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Jerry-- Thanks for doing an AMA! My question-- was there any episode of Seinfeld where the train really came off the tracks while filming? Like maybe one where the ideas and script sounded really good in theory, but when it came time to shoot, it was nothing but issues?
Along those same lines, was there ever an episode that was filmed (or mostly filmed) that ended up having to be scrapped for one reason or another?
mgoflash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was young I wore out copies of Robert Klein's albums like Child of the Fifties and Mind Over Matter. It seems these days comedians don't do "albums" anymore. I wish they would. I wish you would. There is something about sitting and listening that makes the listener sort of have to work to be a part of the laughs. Why don't you make a comedy album? Or have you?
spacetimeFTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're a big car guy Jerry. What car do you dream of owning that you don't already?
Thanks for the AMA
BigRpp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever visit a marine reserve unit. In Tucson ,Az. That would be awesome I you did!
Repptar75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian to watch, either on television, in movies, or doing stand up?
bbrekke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, hello!!! Thanks for all the laughs! How does it feel to know that anyone who is anyone on T.V. these days has probably been on your show at some point? We all know Walt was Tim Whatley, but the one who I hadn't noticed until recently was Skyler! Thanks for doing this ama!!
TheBlackHippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA!
Do you still collect white Nike sneakers and what are your favorite sneakers?
rough_outline ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the programme "Talking Funny", any plans to do any others?
Would you ever do a buddy cop show with Ricky Gervais where you both be brothers from the Jezzuck family?
max_p0wer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How close is Larry to his character on Curb, or George? How close are you to your character from the show? Were any of the episodes based on true things that happened to you?
paleoindian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely loved Seinfeld! Do you have any pets?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing the AMA, love CCC. In the episode with Michael Richards, did you really find that postman by chance?
Joshatthecarwash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite thing about life?
JohnnyApathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any comedians out there that you are mentoring in one way or another? Or any up-and-coming comedians you think are really worth keeping an eye on?
cfc19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And is my suspicion true that things didn't end well with Jason? You don't follow him on twitter.
seinfeldfan42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats your favorite restaurant in new york?
imitationcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are you two cents on the future of comedy, both in terms of the content/style and in terms of the business (production and dissemination)?
static-klingon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have some money?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever watch Seinfeld reruns?
milly2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:13:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with Elaine, Kramer and George?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the last few years of Seinfeld, did it feel like the show was in competition with Friends? Did that effect the writing or production?
What other shows did you consider peers with Seinfeld, and how did they effect your show?
TheBigLen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian?
zachlinder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Steve Martin talked in his book "Born Standing Up" about quitting comedy because he wasn't able to achieve a genuine reaction from audiences due to his fame. Do you ever struggle with this when you drop into clubs to work out material? Also, which well-known stand-up material of yours did you struggle with most to write and why?
funnybillypro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to book your own 4-man Talking Funny special, which 3 comedians would you have join you?
Is there a deceased comedy legend that you regret not getting to meet?
lazypilgrim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At the end of the Jerk Store episode, for God's sake, what did the Life Support Machine say when it called?
tranter1718 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously the Seinfeld series was a huge hit in the U.S., but where has been the most unexpected place that you know the series has been a hit? I recall Michael Richards had an interesting anecdote about the jungles of Bali and wondered if you had any similar experience or insight as to the relevance of your show in a totally different culture.
salararary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could do a full-length movie about a Seinfeld character, why would it be Kenny Bania?
funky89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever host SNL again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Jew joke?
lnfernopyro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your words, how was Seinfeld a show about nothing? What similarities did you have with the character in the show trying to create a show about nothing?
mozzarella72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you think the Mets are gonna do this year? Any hope?
Curag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do your neighbors think of you?
dragonballpeepee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jason, Michael or Julia- who was the funniest person on set?
BlackbeardDickinson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Comedy has been said to be a man's world. What's your view on this? Or perhaps shed some insight on men and women in general, since much of Seinfeld seemed to be built around this idea of dating. The sexes got me stumped!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not now Mr. Seinfeld. I am trying to work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! When the "Soup Nazi" episode was filmed did you anticipate, or were you surprised by, how incredibly popular the episode became?
(I still know people who quote it as their go-to for denying something).
Dane-0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Taco Bell?
MrRutrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still communicate with your costars on Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
19 minutes in and there' already over 500 comments...
chizznotcheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you. Get your nsx yet?
mir429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's your favorite brand of cereal? And what is your stand on milk fat percentages in said cereal?
MrHeavySilence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looking back on the Talking Funny HBO Special, do you agree with some of Gervais comments regarding having responsibility to cut out "easy jokes," and having a social responsibility to say something meaningful in standup rather than just being funny for the sake of funny?
Gregpax_217 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite type of food ?
DonkyDoffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the Howard Stern episode coming sooner or later in this season? big fan of you both so I'm excited to see it.
br1anst0rm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is in your opinion the funniest Kramer moment?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were a soup, what kind of soup would you be?
HolyEdward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is up with airline food?
rothmaniac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In 50 years from now, what would you like to most be remembered for other then Seinfeld the show?
Also, can you give me a quote to put on my resume?
downvotegilles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did the NBC self-promotion bit come about in season 3? Was this something you were comfortable with? For me it made for some uncomfortable viewing.
southrnctowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what do you think of the twitter account @seinfeldtoday. https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
thesesongsaretrue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a comedian just starting out and having really no clue what I'm doing or what direction I want to take what is your best advice?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Ovaltine?
Imposter24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What have you eaten today?
i_eat_catnip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once, in a drunken idiocy, I broke up with a girl that was way out of my league at a house party in front of all her friends by announcing that "I'm like Seinfeld, you're like Friends."
This devastated her, possibly because the timing brought huge laughs to the rest of the drunkards, but possibly because she realized she was dating an embarrassing imbecile. Afterwards everybody greeted me with "Hello Newman" and I stayed single for a long, long time.
rodgercattelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think people found Seinfeld to be funny? I'm not questioning its humor value. Rather, I'm interested in your take on the show.
orphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First, I want to say you have shaped my sense of humor for my whole life, and your stand up set in Edmonton last summer had me in stitches.
I want to know what comedians you've yet to feature on the new show that you're gunning for. I personally would love to see Bill Burr. What about you? Even if you could hypothetically raise a deceased comedian from the dead.
Also, thanks for being you!
errangatang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did the idea for the Seinfeld reunion in Curb Your Enthusiasm come about? I love that season so much i think its genius, it must have actually felt like a full on reunion with out literally being one. Huge fan, thanks!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite root vegetable?
YeezySeasonComin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard you can't really choose a favorite episode from Seinfeld, but is there a particular moment from any one episode that cracks you up any time you think about it?
I_LIKE_BASKETBALL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider becoming head coach of the Knicks?
jaketb193 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been to the Porsche exhibit in Raleigh, NC yet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite Seinfeld episode? If so, what is it? Also, what comedy shows do you enjoy today?
mpfisch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would "Seinfeld" have been possible if cell phones were invented 10 years earlier?
albatrossSKY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you will ever be the star on a sitcom again?
ocksilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks episode, you said "I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here hyping Louis C. K." and now you've done a whole episode with him. Why the change of heart?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I think you are awesomely funny and grew up with Seinfeld. Just one question, what was it like meeting Michael Richards for the first time? Any specifically hilarious stories regarding him?
weezjam37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Hello!!!! the fake reunion on curb was some great closure for fans that miss the show, how did it feel for everyone to be back in character? and since you said you dont have a favorite episode, whats you least favorite episode?
Leafschris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, what has been your favorite car featured on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? You've been in some fantastic cars, have any of them really stuck out to you?
buckyboy28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you satisfied with the way "Seinfeld" ended? Is "Curb" the closest we will ever come to an actual reunion?
JadeCurtis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:15:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you get for Christmas?
CHoulihan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could put together a season of CCC entirely of folks that have passed on, who would you choose?
coffeefilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it easier for you to write comedy for TV, or for stand up? Do you think they're interchangeable? I find being funny when writing for film/TV is a lot harder than being funny on the fly - maybe it's just me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Knowing Larry David, is he as weird in real life as he was for curb your enthusiasm? I had always heard the character George was modeled after Larry David but surely he can't be like that in real life.
Barrosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, CCC has to be one of the greatest series I've ever seen. Your taste in automobiles is impeccable, as is your natural chemistry with just about every single one of your guests. As an old BMW guy, I've got to ask. Have you driven some of the more iconic BMW's? Say, the 2002, 3.0CS, E30 M3. If so, what's your favorite?
Oh, and how many Split Window Buses do you own? That double cab in the Micheal Richards episode was absolutely perfect.
Mapex2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has your day been going so far?
happyfelicity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Talking Funny, the 2011 HBO roundtable, you seemed dismissive of Ricky Gervais. Do you think he's not a true comedian since he didn't start doing stand-up until after he was famous?
aljonez1498 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how do you feel comedy and stand up comedy have changed in the past two decades? Is it the same as it was in the 90s?
aelavia93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the show Seinfeld still make you laugh?
nokiner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your opinion on the generic Jerry Seinfeld "what's the deaall with" impersonation?
Spider_Dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the state of the modern day Sitcom? I grew up loving the Classics I Love Lucy, the Honeymooners, et al in the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's. There seemed to be a bit of a trail off in the 00's (pronounced aughts). Will it ever make a impact on Television the way it has in the past or has every conceivable idea been exhausted. Coffee sometime?
IRecycleMiami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After making millions laugh for decades I assume you have come to know a great lot about people...If you could change one thing in our society what would it be?
TroyEire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! As being one of the most iconic comedians, out of today's 'up and comers' who do you think is truly going to go a long way in stand-up?
Also if you could give a shout-out to my friend Carla. She's hands down your biggest fan I've ever met. She even has a Seinfeld tattoo across her ribs that says 'Yada.. Yada..' Thanks!
fishpond15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which date is the do or die date again?
Shervinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Uber was around when Seinfeld was airing, do you think Kramer would have become an Uber driver and Costanza would have missed an interview because be refused to pay surge pricing?
aelavia93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still polish your skills as a stand up comic? If yes, how?
PM-YOUR-BOOBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can me and you hang out one day?
papabernie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello!
Did you ever keep (were given) any props from the Seinfeld set? I'd love to see a pic of you in the puffy shirt!
Enrico2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Huge fan, yada yada yada... Here's my question:
Living through this tremendously fast growing technological revolution, where comedy springs up around the world on YouTube, Twitter, Vine, etc. (on top of the traditional outlets), where do you see comedy going in 10 years, and how do you think it'll affect the human ability to listen to and understand comedy?
p.s. Please, come perform in San Francisco? :)
On a more personal note: I must have watched Seinfeld back to back more than 30 times. It has shaped who I am today (for better or worse :)) and if this would be my only chance to say this to you: Thank you from the bottom of my heart, I found out who I am through the show. And when I watch Curb, I always think Larry kind of has a point.
xophib1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great seeing you here Jerry! I'm only 17 and I just discovered Seinfeld last year and the amount of opinions and change I've gone through over your show is incredible. If anything you have inspired me the most to get into comedy and my questions for you: -Who influenced you to do comedy? -How'd you get into comedy? -Are you an ass guy or a boob guy? Can't be both. -And was that you in Pulp Fiction who was hiding with that hand cannon?
pintiparaoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Thanks for all the laughs. My question is: I'm the type of person who prefers tea over coffee. How would you convince me coffee is much better? Go on, make me a fan.
iamalrker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever figured out what the deal is with airplane peanuts?
NetworkGuyMN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could tour with any 4 comedians, dead or alive, which ones would you choose and why? Do you pick them based on their comedy styling and how it works with yours, or do you pick everyone based on how funny you think they are?
Would you all be on stage at once similar to some of the comedy tours that have been on cable, or would you each do your own set?
globox85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If given the opportunity, would you bring Seinfeld back, just for a short while?
FBM25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I love Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee! Quick easy question I've wondered with how much of a car guy you are.
What's your favorite car that you own? Your dream car?
Whalers7997 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you be up for making an appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were forced to make a show staring Paris Hilton, what kind of story would it follow?
IUhoosier_KCCO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you miss most from your days with the Seinfeld cast and crew?
Hahn_Solo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CCC is gold Jerry! Really looking forward to the Stern episode.
Are the guests prepared in anyway on where you are going or what you will talk about?
blocho125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which comedian has had the most influence on you? And which comedian or sitcom today do you think is most influenced by you?
mootpoint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry - huge fan. Thanks a million for doing this. I've just finished watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and loved it.
Any more tours planned? I'd love to see you here in Dublinโฆ
yourule97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the mood on the last day of shooting Seinfeld?
blurii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is it about Superman that makes him your favorite super hero? My guess is the curl...
Stormageddoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, my family has been a huge fan of Seinfeld and we actually just got done finishing the board game. Thanks so much for the puffy shirt and Art Vandelay!
My question is a simple one but here it goes...
If you had a time machine where would you go and why?
Dashboardforfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! My question is: If you had one piece of advice to share with the world what would it be?
TheresanotherJoswell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you and George ever do it?
skrul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. Did you actually get a speeding ticket in the episode with Chris Rock?
chidave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello! Have you ever considered any dramatic acting roles or do you have any on the horizon? Thanks, huge fan!!!
Billistix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your thoughts on comedian Doug Stanhope?
richpound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love comedians in cars getting coffee, and I loved the episode with Michael. Do you plan on having anyone else from Seinfeld appear on CICGC?
kevinoc85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing this! Do you still keep in touch with the old Seinfeld crew?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan! Seinfeld is the greatest show that TV has ever seen.
Do you think there will be another with that much success in our lifetime? And which did you like more; Acting on a weekly show or touring the country for your awesome stand up shows?
Thanks!
t3rrapins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. What's your favorite holiday?
zakl2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you give me any odds on Jay Leno taking back The Tonight Show from Jimmy Fallon? I have a pool going
Mightych ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love all your work yada yada yada thanks for doing this.
Sleep45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite red wine?
The_Pecking_Order ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! I loved the episode of CCC with Louis CK as well as you in Talking Funny, obviously your show, and everything else. Now that that's down (and I'm sorry for it) What's the number one joke that you wish you hadn't done?
BARchitecture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what point in the years of filming 'Seinfeld' did you and the team realize you had a cultural icon on your hands?
I mean, you can drop a famous 'Seinfeld' line in just about any demographic of people and get some laughs, that has to be a pretty awesome feeling of accomplishment.
BignutzisBack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can you tell Netflix to quit being douches and put your show on there?
Frowsy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Jerry Seinfeld -- Thanks for making Queens proud!!!
I edited the "Bee Movie TV Juniors" for you about 10 years ago -- We talked about Endy Chavez and Beltran taking the pitch, and I somehow made you laugh - thanks for a life highlight!
It would make all of us in Queens really happy if you would seriously consider buying The New York Mets and saving them from ruin and despair forever... I'm half joking, but you must agree that this is the most "Superman" thing any human could ever do.
Seriously, thanks for making all our lives better!
tmonz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell Larry david we need more curb please?! The last few seasons were amazing!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be honest, what's your favorite soup?
DrLejos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
TheTechnique ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who wrote the 'The jerk store called' joke?
Prodscott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the one thing you would change about television sitcoms to improve them?
iamalrker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What shows do you watch? Comedy or drama that inspire you? Favorite movies?
WillSmitth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why were you so mean to bob kelly :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4L_CBffhOA
adeason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You and Larry David have molded my sense of humor into the greatest emotion I could ever imagine. Like others, I have and will continue to watch your art for the rest of my life. No question here, I'm just so excited to finally be able to say thank you Jerry Seinfeld.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, it's an honor and a pleasure. Seinfeld has been with me my whole life almost, and I enjoy no show even a fraction as much as I have enjoyed Seinfeld. The comedy, the casting, the writing, it's all perfect. Thank you. I wanted to ask: in Curb, everyone comments that Jason is nothing like George, but he consistently does come off like George. Is Jason Alexander truly George at heart?
CONelson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with airline food? Why does it taste so bad?
dudernonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thoughts on the new pope?
captmrwill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you rank Colin Quinn among comedians?
deluxeninjastar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some up-and-coming comedians you like that maybe we haven't heard of yet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Jerry, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, was obviously a very pretty woman during filming. I'm sure Seinfeld did wonders for your female attraction stock. Did you and Julia ever succumb to each other's sexiness?
If you cant answer that, can you tell me what type of effect did being Seinfeld have on the ladies!!?
SnaKKer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA, Mr. Seinfeld. CCC is both really funny and enlightening, all the guests bring something different and interesting, and the cinematography really sets it apart from other web series. Glad it's been successful and that you keep doing it!
What do you think about the future of comedy? Will we always have the regular standup show as long as there are great people doing it, or will there be more variety (gimmicks) that are prevalent? How about comedy television? Your show really changed a lot of things, and I think CCC is a fun and different angle, do you have any predictions for how comedy shows are going to continue to change and evolve? Thanks again!
jwall91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Big fan from Australia here (you should come here and tour!). Anyway, If you had to pick one person as your inspiration to get into comedy, who would it be?
lumm0r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, i must say that CCC is about the most refreshing web series I have seen in a long time, what was is that got you started with the show?
FabricaRhino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your reaction of the dividing opinion on the finale of Seinfeld?
Also thanks for the AMA!
walrusrage1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! How is your relationship with Wayne Knight (Newman) off of the set of Seinfeld?
pvilchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I got to cross seeing your stand-up off my to-do list late last year, it was a great show!
I had read this NYT article and watched 'Talking Funny' and was impressed by the craftsmanship that goes into your routines - so much so that when I went to your show I was looking for missed beats or subtle slip-ups and see if I could find any.
I recall you mis-spoke one word all night, but I doubt anyone in the audience knew (though I might have imagined a 'damn it' reaction from you). Do you get down about slip-ups after a show? How important is being perfect on stage? Or do you even notice?
Cheers!
PMzyox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love you and LD. What's the deal with airline peanuts?
crocodileona3wheeler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any topics you didn't get to cover on Seinfeld?
YoloYeahDoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What inspired you to go into comedy?
extremenapping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
I passed you in traffic near Sag Harbor last summer. You were driving a beautiful bright orange vintage Porsche.
What's the year and model? I know you have an extensive collection but I'm sure you can't have too many bright orange cars laying around.
sentinelse7en ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I'm a huge fan.
White or wheat? The people need to know.
Jonbarksalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the Dingo eat her baby? I have always been curious.
Ludw1gVon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry.
Love that show you were on. Can I borrow a few bucks?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Mister Jerry Seinfeld,
What do you consider your highest achievement and what is your favorite snack?
mitchbrown13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather eat one horse sized pack of airline peanuts or one hundred peanut sized horses on a plane?
Fistandantalus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. You are getting a million questions right now so I won't bore you with that.
However I will bore you with a compliment. A few years ago you came to Hamilton, Ontario and did a show, and I was lucky enough to attend, and I have to say that was the funniest comedy show I have been too. It was a great night.
Just wanted to say thanks!
T0ADcmig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should all questions to you start with "What's the deal with..."?
aviby93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry or Mr Seinfeld! Im a huge fan and I wanted to say thanks for making my twenties all that more special. My question is: The death of the late great james avery ended a possible reunion of the fresh prince and with it a lot of 90's kids hopes for one, so with that in mind can we ever expect a long overdue and much anticipated seinfeld reunion before it is to late?
skylarwilkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the Colbert interview you did over the summer change your perspective on yourself at all? Do you now consider yourself up there with Bill Cosby
obeythegiant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can people handle comedy anymore or are we too easily offended these days?
upvoatsforall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What joke have you told that you thought was great but turned out to flop horribly?
salmonnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the funniest person you know?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my girlfriend are obsessed with your new show . Any plans for future shows?
Jimbomcdeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with that?
rehms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, here's a shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife, you gotta fuck one, kill one, marry one, GO!
Da_Ryno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever gotten lost in the ghetto of any city?
newtang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has there been anyone who's resisted being on CICGC?
mir429 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I hate to fawn, but the foundation of all that I know is funny revolves around Seinfeld. When I flip through the channels and see Seinfeld is on, I put down the remote because I know nothing else will top it...even though I've seen every episode countless times. Thank you so much, your show is my favorite piece of media, nay, art.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to let you know that anytime I hear the Green Day song "Time of your life" I always think of the Seinfeld Final episode. I have to go now, these pretzels. .. are making me thirsty.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! How much of your day is spent behind a desk?
Also, you're great. I love you on Larry David's show.
tlott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BCS Championship Game, what's your prediction? Or are you more of a baseball guy? You were GREAT calling the Mets game, BTW (and I'm a Braves fan).
xprovince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mister Seinfeld of the many car you own, what is your favorite to drive on a cold winter day?
Dalaim0mma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been banned from the real-life soup nazi's delicious soup stand?
diomedes03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a joke/situation/episode premise that you always wanted to use on Seinfeld, but could never crack the code or find a proper place for it?
Gurbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if you were a time machine who would you most like to have travel inside you? geoff goldblum or The guy that plays robert downey jr
LOZ_Link ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What is the deal with airline food?
Also. Seinfeld is my favorite show. Your the man!
BestTwistedFate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr Seinfeld. Big fan. Quick fun fact: I was born during the airing of the final episode. Anyway, of all the current sitcoms running today, which would be your favorite?
BigErka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I give up hope on a Seinfeld movie?
CatherineConstance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was your trip to Alaska? I worked for the limo company that drove you when you were here!
FoamGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why sneakers?
Chives_Bilini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you like to do when you're snowed in?
luikan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They've shown you at the US Open on TV before; are you a big fan of tennis? If yes, what player to you enjoy watching the most?
doorscops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you ever do a tv show again, (doesn't have to be seinfeld, although that would be pretty awesome) as a regular cast member ?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, massive fan here! I've seen you a couple times now (once just a few weeks ago) at the Charleston Municipal Auditorium in Charleston. Do you get to choose where you do your shows, or is that all done through your agent? Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you really, Jerry? Will you provide me an answer?!
What's your favorite beer?
beaverskeet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeelloooooooooo
K_Rad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
As both a huge fan of Seinfeld, and It's Always Sunny, I've often wondered if you watch their show and pick up on the similar dynamic of the group. I feel like Seinfeld really pioneered that type of comedy on television.
Thanks for doing this AMA!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, if you had Superman's powers would you be less funny? I don't think this could be helped.
EyedolFister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:18:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, Mr. Seinfeld. Just wanted to thank you for the years of entertainment and laughs you brought into my life. My family and friends still openly laugh at your show and we thoroughly enjoy your stand up material as well. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. All the best to you and your loved ones in 2014 and beyond.
FoamGod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite cereal?
00Boner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did Kramer smell like?
fcknkllr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When will the cast re-unite? Michael Richards really needs a paycheck!
Will_Grello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry coming up as a comedian. What was the hardest thing you had to do?
fy_pool_day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the DEAL with Jerry Seinfeld?
akoostik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the DEAL really?
dudefromvenice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously.. can we get to this one?
GotPerl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite Porsche?
PM_me_your_underboob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what exactly IS the deal with airline food?
treeluva1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you as mean to regular people as some of the media has made you out to be? As a big fan, that began to ruin the image to me. You seem like a cool guy, and I hope it's all media bs when articles like that surface -
divemuffer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone asks for the favorites, what was your Least favorite moment during filming of the Seinfeld saga?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite sitcom currently on the air?
JackBullet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HELLO JERRY! ::grabs arm:: Question for you. Do you plan on having more female comedians on CiCGC? Sarah Silverman was fantastic, and I can't wait for Tina Fey, but I would love to see some more hilarious ladies represent. Especially Julia-Louie Dreyfus, who is resplendent.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which episode of Seinfeld was the most fun to shoot?
joefish92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I'm a huge fan of the show, so much so that I have a soup ladle signed by the soup nazi (Larry Thomas). My question is this: How do you think the advent of the internet has effected comedians? Is it now easier for comedians to get their content/performances "out there" to the masses, or does the fact that anyone can now upload comedy videos make it harder for comics to stand out?
bdorman01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
What's one small mundane thing that you over-think way too much?
(PS Love Seinfeld and your "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" is my favorite stand up special! "Oat bag, I get my oat bag now..." cracks me up every time, along with basically every other line.)
ImminentGlory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Will you ever make another book similar to the Jerry Seinfeld Halloween book? Me and my family really love the book and we read/listen to the audio of it every year for Halloween.
Jbudlives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about getting Dennis Miller on CCC?
roobscat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's go time.
spitfire32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks so much for doing this. I was always a big fan of the show and CCC is awesome. I love so many of the cars you get to drive.
I wanted to ask you how the cop reacted when he pulled you and Chris Rock over? Did he geek out when he saw you both? Did you get a ticket?
I think I would've just asked for a picture with you and sent you on your way.
nibblerZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the fasted you have taken any of your porsches?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA. I was just wondering what it was like filming the finale of Seinfeld? How did you come up with the concept, and how did did you feel when it was all over?
Roc_City ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the best story you have about George Alexander offset?
ClassyTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your go to joke?
lesgetweirdd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Huge fan. My grandma's name is Jerry, how does that make you feel?
killm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
One of the things (amongst a million others) which made Seinfeld great were all non-main (the top 4) characters
Puddy
Jerry Stiller
Tim Watley
Peterman
Jackie Chiles
Susan Ross's mother
Morty Seinfeld
Newman
George Steinbrenner
Uncle Leo
Kenny Banya
Mr. Pitt
I could go on an on.
But how much effort was spent on so perfectly casting and developing these characters? I cannot think of any other sitcom with so many funny, memorable and perfect characters.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How much direct influence did WHEN HARRY MET SALLY have on SEINFELD?
domyates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I love Seinfeld, I used to download it over 56k modem in the UK as it wasn't always on here. I own the DVDs now. CICGC is awesome also.
In your opinion does the second button literally make or break a shirt?
sethpomeroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Ever thought of doing Marc Maron's WTF Podcast? Or having him on CCC? He's a great interviewer, especially of comedians, I think it would be fascinating to hear you guys talk.
Thanks for doing this!
houseboatbabies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still friends with Kathy Griffin? I read her story about meeting you in her book and thought it was hilarious.
bigmikevegas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much $$$ should I arrange for you to do a live show somewhere in India? Name it, Jerry, and I'll get to work!
Love your work btw. Seinfeld remains my all time fav sitcom! <3
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When did you realize you wanted to do comedy? Seeing as it's a relatively hit-or-miss chance for success, did you have any doubts going into it?
musiclover55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite memory of seinfield...and favorite episode and why. Also thanks for all the laughs...keep them coming!
SparkleFroFro93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite part of voicing the Bee Movie?
nameismuggins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this! If you could do a collaboration with any up and coming comedian, who would it be and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My kids just discovered Bee Movie this last week during 2 days of road trip down south to visit family. Their favorite part was your character's battle with the boyfriend (I shall call him Putty since he's voiced by the incomparable Patrick Warburton). Big big laughs with the "ooo poo water!" line.
Just came to say thank you for making my kids laugh, and helping me identify them as likely germophobes.
lorchard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pancakes or Waffles?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you and Bizarro Jerry ever argue on set?
malidore54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After all these years, have you ever figured out what the deal with airline food is?
HappyNihilist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:19:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched the episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm where you guys did a semi-Seinfeld reunion. I laughed the hardest at the storyline of Larry getting annoyed by Jason all the time. Was there any truth to that? What were table reads like? Was there anyone that got on your nerves? Thanks for doing this. CCC is awesome and of course I loved and continue to love Seinfeld.
GotDatBlanca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Throughout the years on Seinfeld, you always had a great collection of sneakers. When did you first start getting into shoes and what is your favorite pair?
up_too_early ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, what is one thing you love about NYC? And what is one thing you hate? Any places you haven't been to yet that you would like to visit? Thanks for doing what you do and helping brighten many people's days.
somevelvetmorning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite little-known (or up-and-coming) comedian and why?
bczeka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I've been a huge fan of your work all my life. I'm trying to get started in stand-up, and your material is very special to me because it's so uniquely funny and so ubiquitous to the human experience. What percentage of jokes that you write would you say actually work out for a big show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what got you career in comedy going? Also when did you realize that you had become successful in the industry?
dudernonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does the name Seinfeld mean?
joeprunz420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WAS IT A PICK OR A SCRATCH!?
jacksclevername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) What are your thoughts on the "One Hour a Year" model that a lot of comedians have been working with these past few years? How do you feel about the idea of dumping your entire set on a yearly basis and starting from scratch? 2) To kind of go with the first question: what's your writing process like now, as opposed to 20 years ago? 3) Any advice for new comics?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it that so many comedians suffer from depression?
What's your favourite Dangerfield joke?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much do you think being Jewish helped you towards your success in Hollywood?
msbabc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In American TV, it seems the 80s and 90s were an era of great comic work, particularly sitcoms, whereas the last 15 years or so have produced incredible drama. Do you think there's a reason for this shift and why do you think the sitcom quality level is that much lower nowadays?
lunababoona ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What joke did you hear someone else tell that was so funny you wished it was your own?
CloseoutTX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like working with Julia Louis-Dreyfus considering she is a heiress to billions, does it color her as a person or her standard of living.
soundslikeseagull ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's something work- or otherwise that you're excited about lately?
PS I still think SeinfeldVision would've been a hit.
pime_taradox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any episodes of Seinfeld that you really wanted to do but the network/distributor wouldn't let you do? What would they have been about?
TehStupid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Great to see you doing an AMA, but I have always had this on my mind about you. Since the success of Seinfeld, you are now one of the single most powerful images on TV, what, if anything would you like to Greenlight the most, even as another personal Project.
CoinSausage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was Larry David involved in the last 2 seasons of Seinfeld at all? I really enjoy the episodes, they seem more surreal and like you just did whatever you were thinking.
CN_0M ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has your day been like?
momoknows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan, Jerry. I stand by my opinion of seinfeld being the best sitcom to ever air. My only question to you is what made you decide to end the show when you did? Was it a joint decision among you and larry david, or the whole cast? The show was so successful, it could probably still go on. Thanks very much.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. HUGE fan of the show. My friend tyler and I quote the show everyday. I saw this idea on how Seinfeld should've ended 2 days ago and I want you to provide an answer. Props to \u\DudeFaceofAmerica for coming up with the question.
The show was on it's way to becoming an 'Adaptation' style ourosboros when Jerry and George set out to create a "show about nothing" with NBC.
The last episode should have been George, Kramer and Elaine attending the pilot of the 'Jerry' show. Something happens to the (fake) cast of the 'Jerry' show (maybe THEY crash in a private jet?) or the producer meets Jerry's friends and decides they are a better cast and so Jerry's friends, George, Kramer and Elaine (Seinfeld) become the George, Kramer and Elaine on 'Jerry'.
The first episode of 'Jerry' within 'Seinfeld' would have been the actual re-created pilot of 'Seinfeld' (think 'Nick Cage as Kaufman on the set of 'Being John Malcovich' in 'Adaptation''). Within Seinfeld the decision would be made to change the name from 'Jerry' to 'Seinfeld' (copyright infringement against Kenny Bania's new show?) and the final scenes of the Seinfeld series finale would be an exact re-creation of the last scenes of the actual first show. An ouroboros [CENSORED] of comic brilliance.
So the whole time it turns out you are watching the show based on real life ... or real life that becomes a show about real life? โฆ ya โฆ that.
THIS WOULD BE GREAT POST TO POINT JERRY TO DURING THE AMA TODAY. LOTS OF GOOD FAN DISCUSSION
fillymandee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you do more movies?
KoLaren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think I missed or you never said, but what's your daily drive car? Do you have a dream car that you love more than sex?
Bloomer4010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
DaAwalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your inspiration for getting into comedy in the first place?
gabilva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Seinfeld, Jerry and George created a show about nothing which is the premise for the actual show Seinfeld. Would the show Jerry and George created have an episode where the characters in that show create a show about nothing and so on and so forth?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was at your show at the Chicago Theater recently, and it was a blast. Thanks so much for the wonderful experience!
I was wondering what some of the differences are in preparing for a voice-over role such as Bee Movie compared to a traditional role such as that of Seinfeld?
Foreskinhero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I worship you Jerry. Even more than Bania did
hornwalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerrry! I'm a huge fan. I love CCC-why are the episodes so short? I can only imagine there is tons of conversation moments that would be interesting from these interviews that don't make the final cut.
Also, what do you look for when buying a car?
fa53 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is the funniest thing on TV.
I'd love to see an episode with Bo Burnham. Can you make that happen?
WeGotDodgsonHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Who would be your dream guest--comedian or otherwise, living or dead--to drive around in a car and drink coffee with? Follow-up: What car do you think would fit their personality and the interview the best?
Slacklez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has your relationship with the cast of Seinfeld changed after years of filming one of the best sitcoms ever changed? Do you guys still talk every now and then? Huge fan and thanks for the AMA :)
Strayacnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you earn shit loads of money from re runs of Seinfeld?
Penguin619 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like reuniting the cast for that Seinfeld season of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
mr_chub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, been a huge fan of yours since I was 10. Are you and Larry still as close as you were before the success?
eddiestarLV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You were great on Howard Stern recently. Can not wait for the Howard Stern episode of CCC.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite comedian and why?
DistinguishedSwine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA! I was wondering if you could tell us about your most embarrassing/funny experience whether it be on the set of SEINFELD, during a show, etc. Thanks again.
flexdiggity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld reunion.
andraflandra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heloo Jerry, my name is Andrija!
I'm a huge fan of you and it feel so great to get to actually talk to you :D
My question is, what is your favourite jewish joke?
(If you can't answer this one then I'll take What is your favourite cheese? instead)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have wanted a Porsche ever since I was young (probably 8 or so) and at 26 it's still what gets me up every morning (I think I can afford one 2-4 years from now).
Any advice? Regrets? Recommendations? I would probably be buying a 3-4year old ish 911.
n1mda_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I saw your show in Stockholm a couple of years ago, you are indeed one of the funniest men on earth. Apart from CICGC, do you have any plans on doing more shows that would air on tv? If so, would working with Larry David again be an option?
heff66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I understand you a bit of a germ-phobe. How do you deal with all those fans wanting to shake your hand or touch you at meet and greets?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is your favorite air cooled Porsche?
RansoN69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any episodes that you didn't want to do/had an issue with personally? If so, why!"?
brandonthebuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some of my favorite movie trailers of all time were for Comedian. You joke about your creative process in a few, how would you describe your creative process before initially trying new jokes on stage?
jyang1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say that I was named after you haha :D
cinephile67 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Larry David at all like the character he plays on "Curb"?
HauntedMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you name one embarassing or funny fact about any other comedian which they wouldn't like us to know?
P.S. Bonus points, if it's Louis CK.
Uberspelaren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hmmm... were you ever called Jerry the cherry?
CobraKaiNoMercy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan of your stuff. If you could do an episode of comedians in cars getting coffee with any comedian/celebrity throughout history, who would it be?
sharkweek247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jerry, on the scale of 1-10 whats the chance of you doing another sitcom on tv? its been so many years and seinfeld reruns are still about the only thing i watch on tv.
adm1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA!! My question for you is what was your most memorable moment in the set "Seinfeld"? Thanks for all the laughs throughout the years!
flabongus12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could change or add an episode of seinfeld what would it be and why?
Oh and just out of curiosity do you know why the series isn't on streaming services such as Netflix or Hulu?
herojima4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What is your favorite car you had restored by Paul Russell?
OBAMA_IN_MY_ANUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Has Eric Nederlander forgiven you for stealing his wife and busting up his marriage?
Klimmit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whose your favorite comedian?
Quick_Over_There ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Lots of questions, very few answers.
superotterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello.... Jerry Newman laugh!
CCC is awesome - when I first heard about it, I think I binge watched all of seasons 1 and 2 in about a day. Simple and hilarious.
With the internet now such a powerful source in entertainment (Netflix, YouTube, Vine, reddit, Tumblr, etc.), how do you think the idea of "making it" has changed for comedy? Is it just finding enough sources of income (ads on YouTube, etc.) to pay rent, or is it still to get on TV/movies? Furthermore, with places like /r/standupshots, I end up reading bits rather than hearing them, while still enjoying their creativity. To me, that seems like a huge jump from listening to a CD of you or the Smothers Brothers or Brian Regan over and over. Any thoughts on how presentation has changed over time?
AndyD421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, huge fan here. Just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs you have given me and my family over the years. My roommates and I still break out the Seinfeld DVD's and relax after a long day of college. You're the best!
Farfromlukin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get to drive the new Acura NSX?
sneakerhead51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have any of the sneakers you wore back in the 80s and 90s? Do you collect sneakers nowadays?
Emay75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite cereal to eat while shooting Seinfeld?
lessdothisshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No questions, I just wanted you to know that as a fellah who grew up in the nineties, your show was how I learned about sex and masturbation. So thanks. Thanks for creating a generation of super confused middle schoolers.
jafebsemas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
sammeggs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much for answering our questions!
Who would you say is the most under rated comedian out there today?
SethMarcell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, what would be your ultimate, living or dead, rusted or prototype, Comedian and Car combo?
Personally, Richard Pryor in a Isetta or Mitch Hedberg in a Austin-Healey Sprite.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry how is that Pop-Tart joke coming along? Almost ready yet?
am_ian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Nutella or Peanut butter?
yaburned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When was the last time you vacationed in Grenyarnia?
th3mast3r95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, thank you for spending time with us here on Reddit. I have two questions. What got you into show business/comedy? Who are your favorite and least favorite fellow comedians?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What finally made you take the leap and get on stage doing stand up?
I ask this because a lot of friends think I'm one of the funniest people they have met and a close group of them are trying to convince me to write down some material and try an open mic night.
Valint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever turned down a project that you later regretted?
aphin715 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I am a HUGE fan... I actually met you at the Robin Hood event last year where you were amazing... Anyway, I am in a dead end job and want to get into Comedy, any advice?
HouseRuleNumber4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
My husband who is in a car, unable to participate in this AMA wants to know what your favorite Porsche is.
PS. He went just short of selling a kidney to purchase tickets to see you at the Fox Theater in Atlanta a few years back. (He sold someone else's kidney.)
Chad_C ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:35:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I tried to ask you this very question at the aforementioned show at the Fox -- I was beat out by too many people wanting a "Hello, Newman."
Nyter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
waarom ben je zo'n vuile kanker mongool pleeg zelfmoord godverdomme
Pogrebnyak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite joke you've said on a stand up?
IncompetentFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your car collection look like these days?
tysongrey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's you favorite place to grab coffee/breakfast in new york these days?
Cupid_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the technology of today, youtube, twitter etc, have helped or hurt the stand up comedy world?
DaGeeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Out of all the cups of coffee you've had on CCC, which one was best?
allemande ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HEY JERRY!! this isn't a question but I'd just like to say that I admire very much your work and you've made me and my buddies laugh on countless occasions! thank you!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Do you still read Superman?
Mario_Ramil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Big fan of both your past shows and your new comedians in cars getting coffee. My names Mario Ramil and I'm just starting out in the comedy world, I'm playing the Ft. Lauderdale Improv on the 15 and was wondering if 1- you've ever played there and 2 - if you have any tips for new comedians just starting out. I know you'll be at the hardrock I was really trying to get tickets to see you. Thanks and good luck with anything u do man. Your truly one of the greats
BadMofeelius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan of yours. Which episode of Seinfeld is your favorite?
Stalked_Like_Corn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your views on people who download TV shows?
Modified420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with you doing AMA? I hope you are not typing while drinking coffee in cars.
Irrelaphant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen every episode of Seinfeld with my dad at least 20 times because of syndication. He never laughs as hard at anything than he does Seinfeld. And no matter how many times we watch we still laugh at If it were the first viewing. I just wanted to thank you for making comedy gold, Jerry. Gold!
Cricket620 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one around here who doesn't find Seinfeld funny at all?
man_mayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I'm curious as to what you think about today's TV shows not getting enough time to build an audience. How would Seinfeld have fared in that kind of climate?
LittlePe0ple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, not really a question, more of a thanks for the laughs! Almost weekly me and my buddies are talking and it always comes up "Hey you guys remember that episode of Seinfeld..?" Still my most favorite show, Also my girlfriend says Hi. Stay funny, man.
Pnut1221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld! I just watched the episode of Louie regarding the opening late night spot for Letterman. Have you ever been approached to do any late night hosting and is it something you'd ever consider?
vince3278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When was the last time you vomited?
patmcdoughnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld seems to get a lot of flack for its finale. Were you satisfied with the way it ended?
Personally, I thought it was great.
NaveXof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When a pretzel makes you thirsty - what drink do you crave?
funkin_for_fun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Seinfeld was a flop, and you were forbidden from comedy, what would your occupation be?
jqpublick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What colour is your parachute? Your underpants? Where is the Font of Eternal Youth? Can I have a cookie? Why are there people who smack their lips when they chew? Can you solve a rubik's cube with your tongue? How far is away?
Hey, you said to ask you anything.
Hello, and thanks for all the
fishcomedy.Pastordan23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry.
flabongus12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoyed Bee Movie when it came out. Would you consider doing another animated film?
-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mick Jagger, Madonna, and the queen of England.
You have to kiss one, fuck one, and punch one. Which one's do you do what to?
jonathanedh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever considered doing a lap in the Reasonably Priced Car in Top Gear? Maybe they have to reach out to you but since you're such a car guy you should do it!
YoloYeahDoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite joke of all time?
castereedlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY, BABY whaddya doin' for Memorial Day this year?
Russ369 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite Jew to work with, besides yourself?
Huitzilopostlian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You keep in touch wit Michael Richards? How are things looking up for him after the whole ordeal? will he/ has he been a guest on this new show?
return2ozma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! What's your daily beater car?
ComplacentCamera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite kind of hot dog?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing the AMA, love CCC, and I agree, the pancake looses its allure when cold. My question is, did you pitch to Acura you'd like to help with the ads, or did they ask you?
steve0h ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its well know that your a automotive enthusiast, what is your take on the automotive sport of drifting? #DriftFaction
killerado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got any new material for us? This would be a great place to test jokes out.
Chris-Perada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think Seinfeld will be able to stand the test of time?
TheSpinalShaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you just say "ridicurous?"
Stinky_WhizzleTeats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your comedy inspiration, Jerry?
themopass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry! Greetings from Mereseyside! I just wanted to say Thank you - you and your humour has had a huge impact on me and has inspired me to become a writer and I just wanted to say thank you for being you. My question to you is, what advice would you give to comedians/comic writers trying to get into the industry? Also, do you ever see yourself doing more acting rather than CCC shows and stand up?
bigdicksam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite thing to spend unnecessarily large amounts of money on?
sharkuppercut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I met an old drunk in San Francisco who said that he once threatened you when you were on stage. Have you ever been threatened by an old white guy (or maybe he wasn't old back then) while you were on stage? I'm wondering if the drunk was a liar in addition to being drunk.
bealsan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry! i'm a big fan of all your comedy, i got I'm Telling You For The Last Time for christmas when i was younger and spent many nights listening to it, so just wanna say thanks for that.
i really enjoyed the newest episode of CICGC with Louis CK, any other guests coming on the show in the future that you would like to tease?
bwware ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is "The Bee Movie 2" coming out?
BigDreamsLittleMoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your greatest achievement?
mcgregor1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you rather have fingers the size of legs or legs the size of fingers?
cuddlesfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I watched your show everyday growing up. It was one of the few comedic outlets that was available to me because it was on local channels. And I always loved the bit at the beginning where you do stand up.
For your question: Who are your favorites up and coming comedians that are on your radar?
CaptainPedge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's commonly said that there was a Superman "hidden" in every episode of Seinfeld. Was it hidden, or was it just the picture on Jerry's fridge?
Allonzinga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, my family and I have been big fans of yours for many years. I was wondering, are you working on any movie projects? And what was a common day on set for Seinfeld like? Thank you so much for doing this AMA.
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, massive fan here! What is your favorite show that you have no affiliation with?
jdm0212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I grew up watching your show with my parents. I saw you and heard your voice more often than I saw or heard my extended family. Because of that, you always felt like family to me (I know that sounds strange, but childhood memories aren't always normal either)
How does it feel when somebody approaches you like you're family? What's the strangest/funniest story that you have about that?
enising ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Thank you for taking your time to do this AMA.
Which sitcom running these days is your favorite?
big_tuna2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could plan a 1-week trip anywhere, where would it be and what would you do?
eMan117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight: 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
ZosaCloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the Seinfeld set, which scene was the hardest to shoot due to burst out laughter?
dquan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kill, Fuck, Marry ?
Louis C.K., Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have that VW bus of yours? Thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Boxers or briefs? or some equally interesting third option?
i_fought_a_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever do a reunion?
synchronoze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I have always wondered the following:
I really enjoy your comedy, if I were to see you in public I would want to let you know that I enjoy your work. However, I am acutely aware that you get this all the time and it's probably terribly annoying. How do I approach you to let you know that I am a fan / appreciate what you do? Or do I just not?
Thanks for doing this!
tjayb87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When will you consider acting in a motion picture comedy!! I think we would all absolutely love it.
Runescrye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do people ride buses? Who are these people? And where do they get exact change?
Renami ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well shit, first time I make a AMA when the person is still online, and not only so I not have a question, I've never even seen Seinfeld. Sorry Jerry, I've let you down.
thehonestthief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What were you doing just before you got into stand up?
terevos2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite Sci-Fi show on TV right now? I find that there's a bit of a lack and I'm looking for something good to watch.
If Sci-Fi is not your thing, what is your favorite TV show (of any genre) that's on right now?
Deathcon900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How accurate is Frank Caliendo's impression of you on drugs?
http://youtu.be/kAMIlPudalQ?t=2m14s
earrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you respect wood?
morning_cawfee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is CCC blocked outside the US?
joealterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What is your favorite Woody Allen movie?
TooPlaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite modern sitcom?
busheys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever collaborate with Larry David on another project outside of guest spots on Curb? I'd love even a short film from your collective minds.
Thank you!!!
kid10pitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
2+2 =
Major_Burnside ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From someone who knows him as well add you do, please caption THIS photo of Larry David. Thank you!
Thats_him ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there talks for a Seinfeld movie someday?
BeerCD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just saw you in Vegas last week! You killed it. Marriage is like a chess board! And quit talking to your wife in your normal voice.
Cthulu2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that you have a porsche trailered to Vancouver in order to drive the sea to sky Highway every year?
Tokyocheesesteak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your take on how New York City and its dynamics have changed since you did the show?
Regarding CCC, thanks for shedding light onto City Island during your Ricky Gervais episode. It's a surprisingly little-known yet very unique part of the city.
katiebug0313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite past time? Do you like to travel? If so, where was your favorite destination to travel to?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? I've heard it called a 21st century Seinfeld and was curious if you've seen any similarities between their show and yours.
nobodytoldme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I got tickets to your show at the Saenger Theater New Orleans. It was an anniversary present for my wife.
This was the card I gave her
We had a great time, thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you live in Atlantic City and I loved that you are still exactly as hilarious as ever.
Why do you still do Stand-Up? I know the obvious answer is that you love it, and it shows, but just wondering what other thoughts you have on it.
aeriis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how much of the characters were based on your real selves? did you find that you started to incorporate seinfeld jerry into your own personality after all those years of pretending to be him?
th3m1ke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to get coffee with you and I live on Long Island. I wont make you drive me around though, promise!
pharmD83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about the New York Mets this coming season?
Thanks for the entertainment over the years! Really enjoying CCC!
Coes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry. What would you say to the statement that the characters in Seinfeld are very emotionally distant, especially compared to later popular sitcoms? E.g. the group essentially shrugging and having a coffee upon learning of Susan's death.
Do you think it's true, and if so, does it add comedic value? Was this a conscious choice, or did the characters more or less... evolve that way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porsche is your favorite and why?
Defenestratedbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite part of the conversation you, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, and Louis CK had? And what do you feel was the truest or most insightful comment made by you or the others?
PartTimeCivilian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say thank you for bringing me and my dad together on Thursday nights and every night at 6pm for reruns. Always laughing at ourselves when we end up in a Seinfeld situation. Thank you Jerry!
Reasonable_Roger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I've watched the CCC with Alec Baldwin and the Talking Funny HBO recently and loved them both. I'm glad you're still in the mix making jokes. My question is you're stranded alone on an island and can have one book, one complete tv series, and one standup's complete library for entertainment on the island, what do you choose?
KaOtiCpsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when is the Howard Stern going to be on CCC?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like working with Jerry Stiller?
LiberalTennessean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I've been a big fan of yours for 20+ years and have always found you incredibly down to earth given your incredible level of fame. I've seen you live here in Knoxville, TN a couple of times and you've always given off a good, friendly vibe. Thank you for that.
Question
What is your favorite year/model of Porsche? I'm in complete awe of your collection.
AsksAStupidQuestion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:22:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, did you ever find out who those people are?
rottengammy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for taking time from your busy schedule to talk to your fans! Can you share one of your fondest memories of Larry David? Either from a work or social setting.
Thanks for being the comedic genius that you are!
rick5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Howard Stern as awkward socially in real life as he says he is on the radio?
GuyTheTerrible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever heard Gilbert Gottfried's impression of you? What do you think of it?
You can hear it here starting around 0:25
Tartooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your reaction when you saw the seinfeld set on snl with charlie day
obseletevernacular ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did the idea for, and interest in, the sort of meta comedy come from? Seinfeld becomes a show about making a show for a while, and then curb stages a Seinfeld reunion in which you make a Seinfeld reunion. Were these ideas there from the start? Did they come out of some specific situation?
Thanks for all the entertainment. It's been fantastic.
danielmerrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seeing you're as athletic as you are...you won the race against Duncan Meyer and you wear Nike's day in and day out. Why have you and Matt Parker not teamed up to create a signature sneaker yet?!
FutraluxFilms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My buddy ordered Seinlanguage for me and I display that book prominently in my living room. Any new books coming out?
MrInbetween ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How old is too old to start doing stand up?
Catz4Karma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any great ideas for Seinfeld episodes that never got to see the light of day that you wish would have been made?
MaxFrost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favorite way to waste time?
Gusbuster811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your opinion of the final episode?
lozergod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, i don't have a question but just wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed the new Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Louis CK. Great stuff, keep it up!
SlightlySwedish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel after finishing Seinfeld, knowing that you would never create anything better/more successful?
todd_gak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any plans on working with Larry David soon, on a movie or something?
jmacman12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, first of all I'm a huge fan of the show. I used to look forward to coming home from high school to watch it when I got home and I never got tired of seeing the same episodes over and over again either. Anyways I'm just curious as to how your relationships have been with the cast from Seinfeld after the final season. How do you feel about Jason's hair? Ever hear from Michael Richards?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really Jewish?
HappyNihilist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When fans recognize you in public, what is the best thing they could do? Leave you alone? Politely say hi? Make a Seinfeld reference?
JangoLegend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the hardest part about being a comedian? Also, any advice on how to get better at comedy?
compbioguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the 'master of your domain' episode of Seinfeld was the funniest and edgiest piece of TV ever broadcast. Was their push back from studio, advertisers, channels on broadcasting its sensitive topic?
trevdordurden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, given how much comedy has changed since you started, where do you see it going in the next 20 years?
juanaponymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Considering the massive amount of ways for comedians to be heard now days (twitter, youtube, Facebook etc.), do you think stand-up is diluted or negatively affected in any way?
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Born in the late 90's, but I've seen just about every Seinfeld episode to have aired. Absolutely huge fan, just saying hi.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I know that George was a creation of Larry's but who was the main creator behind the Kramer character?
Koyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the funniest star you've worked with?
Videlectrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How are you feeling about the upcoming Batman vs. Superman movie?
RegularCoil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the craziest thing that happened "behind the scenes" during Seinfeld?
Str33mr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever thought about getting back into TV? Whats next for Jerry Seinfeld?
allighiero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most annoying episode of Seinfeld to film? P.S My twin and I always watch your show on a daily basis.
lockwood243 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recall you saying earlier this year that the current state of late night shows made you sad and I also know you were featured on a couple episodes of Louie as a candidate (and eventual winner) to replace David Letterman. I am curious if you have any desire to take over one of these late night programs and, if so, what changes would you make?
Bear_Grillz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you just, for like an hour, not be funny? Please?
mattotodd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you have a favorite car of yours? flavor of the week?
mozzarella72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, can we get coffee sometime?
Gold_Puns_Girls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I love the concept for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Even if the title is a bit vague... Question: As a Canadian going to Iceland this summer, is there something I should do/bring that will enhance my trip in a Jerry Seinfeld kind of way?
Poopnscoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't have much to say other than I love your work.
Exaggerated_Dane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian of all time? Why is that?
tyrandan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry: Big fan of your work, first of all. Alright, my question:
Can you remember the first joke you ever told or made up? Or what is the earliest one you remember?
I_Eat_Face ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, BIG fan of Seinfeld here, I've seen every single episode at least 20 times and it never gets old. So for that, I thank you for making one of the most timeless shows in the history of television.
How did you and Larry come up with the ideas for each Seinfeld episode? What was the process that you guys went through in coming up with each episode?
_Killer_Tofu_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with Michael Richards?
nwmbev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
meh
GotMoFans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, I just wanted to say its good to see a IAMA about "something."
nakedvagina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What character do you wish made more appearances on your show?
egZachly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could do an episode of CICGC with any comedian who has passed away, who would it be and why?
myfairgravy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any chance you would ever consider hosting late night TV in the future? I feel like that format would fit your humour very nicely.
SirCillian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say that I absolutely love CICGC. It's an inspired idea. A while back I watched Talking Funny and thought that there should be more things like this. Then I saw CICGC and was so happy. I just love hearing comedians talk about their individual takes on comedy, it really adds a whole new light to their acts. And, living in Ireland, it's a great way to find out about American comedians that I would probably not see otherwise. I don't really have a question...
sikeboino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win in a fight, Newman or Kramer?
AsaKurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite moment/memory with Seinfeld?
jsphwllc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think God has anxiety?
RatherDashingf11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello... Jerry.
My parents have been huge fans my whole life. As a result, I saw just about every episode of your sitcom between the ages 7-12 (I didn't even really know what was going on most of the time haha). I've always been curious: what's your favorite behind the scenes moment? I imagine the cast you worked with was a wild and entertaining group just behind camera just as they were on camera.
takeabump-flatback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you consider yourself a stand-up comedian first and an acting comedian second? Anyone you can think of that do both at an exceptionally high level?
SolidLikeIraq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Why the Clown Checks?
SpinCity07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a famous person in show business, how do you deal with the day to day stress of people judging you all the time?
kwisatz_had3rach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember getting fired from Genovese?
d3fin3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Reddit! We all know what you look like, but could you please provide a banana for scale?
FreyjaSunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a comedian: is it what you do or who you are?
147894514789635 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you regret most in life?
XXX-Rx_RnR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After being apart of an iconic TV series, what valuable lessons have you taken from it?
BHSQB15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like working on 30 Rock for the Seinfeld Vision episode? Is Tina Fey great to work with?
bettycrockerclinic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!! What are the funniest things your own kids have said to you?
what_did_you_eat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
What did you have to eat today? Favorite thing you guys ate on the set of Seinfeld?
Essentially, what is the staple of the Jerry Seinfeld diet.
semiexplosivegoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really have a question but I just wanted to tell you that my dad is a huge fan of Seinfeld and has all of the season on dvd. Thanks again for doing this!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the funniest thing that happened on set of Seinfeld that didnt get filmed?
shakakka99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there any other plan for the final episode, other than a two-part clip show? I'd like to hear how it could've ended.
koreanpenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is one of your favorite jokes that always makes you piss your pants with a fit of giggles?
UTTuba16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What scene in Seinfeld was the hardest to shoot? As in, what scene kept causing everyone to laugh while shooting?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a comedian who is known for not cursing, do you ever drop an F-bomb in everyday conversation, whether to another person or just talking to yourself? If yes, how frequent? Daily? Once a week?
StokeleyCarmichael ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite "extra" character-actor on Seinfeld?
Mattagascar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What ultimately made up your mind to get into comedy?
elliottw420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, your show was the launching point of many a guest star's own TV careers. Does it make you feel proud and which guest star's post-Seinfeld career do you admire most? Are there any guest stars you particularly disliked?
Joevahskank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, few questions here,
If you could guest star on any show, what would it be?
Where was your favorite venue to perform at?
How does one become funny?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey not a question, but I just want to let you know that Seinfeld is the only interest my dad and I have in common. Your show has saved me from countless awkward silences and car rides because of all the episodes we can talk about. Thank you.
KStreetFighter2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why in the world did you make "Seinfeld" end the way it did? My fiancee and I watched the entire show from the box set, and having never watched it before, I loved every minute of it.
Until the final episode.
I was literally angry for an entire week because of it...
roodawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the funniest one line joke you've ever heard in your lifetime?
swhiplash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you do day to day?
MScroobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm really happy you did this AMA. I'm a huge fan of your work. What are two things you've done in your life that you want to do again?
gravitationalBS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, big fan. Watching Seinfeld is a family thing for us, since my parents first watched it when they were going out. I personally love the show and celebrated festivus in 2013. What I want to know is why did you end the show?
Also what's your favorite episode?
koolhandmikey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your reaction when Howard Stern and Gilbert Gottfried called your home phone during his show and filled up your entire answering machine tape with impressions of you? Does anyone do a better impression of you than Gilbert Gottfried?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that you used the "Don't Break the Chain" method to improve at comedy (ie you put an 'x' on a calendar every day you wrote jokes, and tried to create the longest streak), is that true? Do you still do this, and with what goal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the moon had a nipple, would you stare at it?
DrWeave613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've been labeled a "clean" comic your entire career. Would you ever consider making a special in which you would allow yourself to unleash all your repressed dirtiness in an uncharacteristically vulgar performance?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite TV show that you have no affiliation with? I'd like to imagine you marathoning breaking bad with a bath robe and a box of cereal.
carrierael77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Must breathe! First, thank you! I go to sleep every night watching Seinfeld (not that it bores me to sleep, but that it relaxes me and gets my mind off all my shit). Second, I would love to see CCCGC with the rest of the Seinfeld gang, any plans?
MidasTGolden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld and Comedians in Cars are awesome.
How do you decide what cars to use with certain comedians? I know the episodes have brief explanations but do you spend a lot of time trying to choose one?
Also, what's the best cup of coffee? Is there a certain place, style, or time of day?
farfle10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. My username is based off of the dog that torments you in one of the earlier seasons of Seinfeld. Was 'Farfle' a real dog? Where did the name come from? I've used this name for such a long time on the internet that I have a spiritual connection with it, however strange that may sound.
BenjaminKerber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, In the episode of #CCC with Michael Richards you both agreed that there was a great universality to Kramer's character. Michael Richards said he could have played Kramer for the rest of his life.
In the last episode with Louis CK, you told him that you stopped the show after nine season because "(you) didn't want to do Kramer's 50th birthday".
Do you think the characters of Seinfeld are still contemporary in 2014?
Trinityofwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say thanks for all the laughs you have given me over the course of my life. You will always be the best comedian in my book.
AnEmpireOfCoins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! CCC is fantastic! My fiancรฉ and I are huge Seinfeld fans, we grew up watching it, and it was one of the immediate connections between us. Now that so much time has passed between where you are now, and where you were then, what are your fondest memories of working on the show? If anything, what do you think you would've liked to do differently with the show?
Pure-Pessimism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which car that you own would you consider your "favorite"?
vs344 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say, the Don Rickles episode is one of my favorites! What was that experience like?
Gruntledgoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! I was just curious if there was any particular reason you avoid doing many films. Is it a matter of no interest or a desire to avoid overexposure?
Thank you for the laughs!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, so there was a post around here yesterday that posited an alternate ending for Seinfeld that I thought was really interesting.
What do you think about it?
iredditinla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure it's a touchy subject, but I'm curious: Observational comedy derives from a unique insight into the day-to-day issues that impact peoples' lives. Your success has brought you untold millions - I can only assume that that makes it harder for you to relate to the average person. Sure, I know that there's universality in life and that even a rich man puts his pants on one leg at a time (well, most likely), but as you've accumulated your fortune, has your ability to relate to the common man/woman decreased? Has success made it harder for you to do your job well?
jointhepcrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Soup or Salad?
GDML ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your first conversation with Michael Richards like after the on-stage rant video that went viral?
TheSharpShark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I watched Bee Movie recently (very funny movie)... How did you get away with most of those jokes? Also a lady leaves her husband for a bee, are you aware of this?
Beni702 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever told " the aristocrats" joke and how did it go with the crowd ?
THECapedCaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. What IS the deal with airline food?
Colossian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry and Victoria!!!
Here is a picture of my cat drinking coffee: http://i.imgur.com/LsERcCX.jpg?1
What kind of coffee are you having?
pmpkng ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porsche is your favorite?
funnybillypro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why weren't there more minorities represented on Seinfeld? I understand most of network television was very whitewashed, but was that something ever brought up in your writers room?
mattster_oyster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advice do you have for people interested in doing stand-up or writing sitcoms?
bodiez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Michael Richards after his incident? Anything you would suggest him doing to get back out there in a positive light?
foxsable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, thanks for everything you've done.
Could you please tell me an old joke you probably know called "The Aristocrats?"
My_Boston_Terrier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr Seinfeld.
What kind of cereal are you eating lately? Also, why type of milk do you use? eg: Cow or Soy?
VivaKnievel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with ________ ?
TheJofisean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan, Jerry. My parents recently attended one of your stand-up shows in which you, apparently, talked a lot about marriage. If you have one piece of advice for us youngins about marriage, what is it?
sikaffy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, I'm a huge fan of your show 'Seinfeld', I live in Argentina and here one of the most important things to 'study' if you're in advertising career is to watch Seinfeld to notice all those insights from the daily life you use for the show. So simple yet to amazing and clever.
I wanted t know if you have read https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday ? Some of their tweets makes me want to have something like Seinfeld on TV these days.
Thank you and have a great year!
SrirachaSauce1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, or Michael Richards?
b6passat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:24:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite Porsche?
nickchic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of all your sitcom girlfriends who was your favorite?
Kirkdoesntlivehere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! when you were doing your show, Seinfeld, how much of it was ACTUALLY Improv?
nadavlufc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of another UK Tour in the near future?
Eaglesfan427 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is the food at Monk's Cafe? Did you and the rest of the cast get sick of eating there so often in episodes?
somebodycallmymomma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your advice for being funny?
unk626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As co-creators of Seinfeld how did you and Larry end up in the roles you ultimately assumed for the show (writer, director, actor)? How come it wasn't "David" instead of "Seinfeld"?
Orangutan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think so few comedians take on the political issues like Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce used to? Patrice O'Neal was the last one I knew of.
jzeunik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - Could you introduce me to Julia Louis-Dreyfus? :-) If not, tell me that I'm right for thinking she is wonderful & hilarious.
WilSmithBlackMambazo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld. What is your favorite short lived comedy series of all time that you would have liked to see have a longer run?
limabeanns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite cereal?
vicious815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thank you for everything.
diceman89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that I love your show, and that my fiancรฉ and I loved your Halloween children's book. She's a high school English teacher, and read it to her class as an example when they were discussing using your senses during writing, and her class thought it was great. We'll definitely be reading it to our children.
BaitedandSwitched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you read @ModernSeinfeld tweets? If so, what are your thoughts?
tiger_prince ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever had a "Kramer" meltdown while doing a bit or performing a set?
supcram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats you favorite porsche you've collected?
JustLookWhoItIs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite story to tell? Doesn't have to be a real story or a story about you. Just your favorite story in general.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a question that has been bothering me for some time. What exactly is up with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan Jerry! What comedian that is no longer with us would you like to pick up and take for coffee? Fellow Yellow legal pad fan here!
ManOfTomorrow51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are these pretzels making you thirsty?
Arjunkk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favourite episode of Seinfeld?
yoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What one line/joke would you provide as a single blurb for Seinfeld (the show)?
toastdispatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite city to perform in?
Rokman2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never used to think of you as "impersonatable" until I saw Fallon do it..
Who's your favourite Seinfeld impersonator?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did the Internet change the way a comedian gets popular?
creatureofchaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CCC has been one of my favorite series in a while, web or otherwise.
With the success and emergence of CCC, Netflix, and other original internet based programming, where do you see "television episodes" going in the next 5 years.
Seinfeld obviously had a successful run using a major cable network and syndication. What would your pitch for "the show about nothing" look like in 2014?
Thanks for all the laughs.
AtillaTheHung ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian?
SmooPaR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scenario: You can give away your car collection to bring one person back to life for an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Who's it going to be?
mintberrycrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to be doing anything with Larry David in the future?
TheMikeFly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry thanks for doing this AMA.
I'm curious to know how hard it is to keep a level head when you are on a series that is skyrocketing to stardom. What kept you grounded? Who was your rock?
Johnsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey JERRY. Long time fan. Hope you're having a good day.
givemeafreakinbreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you give us your rendition of the Aristocrats routine?
theescapeclause ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! La la laaaa! Just wondering if you have any favorite younger comedians we should be checking out? Thanks for the AMA!
bob_at_hotmail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still eat a lot of cereal. What's your favorite kind?
MAchadope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What accomplishment are you most proud of as a comedian? Also what IS the deal with airline food?
Brenderous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000 and are you as confused as the rest of us?
sinaed_o_rebellion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite club to perform at and why? Do you ever do those "drop ins" anywhere??
Dommkopf_Trip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What was your favorite scene to shoot for Seinfeld?
Smooth_On_Smooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite modern sitcom?
Room16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How ๐ could ๐ Jerry ๐ not ๐say ๐ HELLO!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still get together with the rest of the cast of the show? What's the line that people quote the most when they see you? Who would you say was the best actor on the show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How many times during Seinfeld have you had to hold back a laugh? I've watched Seinfeld nearly every night for the last 4 years and I always see a little smirk come on your face whenever the other cast members said something funny or something bad happened to them.
Also, what scene did you have to reshoot the most because you laughed?
BNNJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you finally tell us What the deal is ?
You spent years asking the question without ever answering.
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry huge fan here! I just saw you a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. Do you collect anything other than cars?
dimalisher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your early stages as a stand up, have you ever thought maybe you weren't funny?
sebchiken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite colour?
boxmandude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the funniest thing you've ever seen?
shirebrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of new Porsche Caymans?
harras_harlaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoyed talking funny so much. I found you guys talking about your craft and experiences more entertaining than most movies. Why aren't there more programs like that?
OakAged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Test question just ignore this.
StevesRealAccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - fantastic work!
What do you think of the web as a medium (especially compared to television), and do you have any thoughts on what will happen long term with so many people seemingly interested in ditching cable and broadcast TV?
n0r3gr3tz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PROOF;)!!!
Liberum-Philosophus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry quick question...
If you couldn't have played your own character.. which character do you think you could have played best on Seinfeld?
LiveLeakUploads ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which actors from the main cast were you closest to during production, and what did you get up to outside of filming? Do you still see any of them as friends now?
wookiesuit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did your character on Seinfeld never ride his bike? I would think riding in NYC could make tons of material.
blairnet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you have for breakfast, lunch, and what are you having for dinner?
GaslightProphet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are, hands-down, a cultural icon, a symbol of 90s comedy. We're seeing a bit of a resurgence in stand-up in the last few years, potentially brought on by the promotional machine that was Dane Cook, but now extending into truly great comedians like Louis CK.
How do you view the current crop of stand-ups in comparison to the gang you grew up/performed with? What sets the comedy apart, and what are the trends for comedy you see going on into the future?
Lionguard87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Long time fan of your TV show here. I've always laughed about the little things that your show made a big deal about like "close-talkers". I just have to wonder out of everything you made a big deal of out of your show, what one really annoys you in real life? Thanks!
ronibeatz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!! This question is from my mother. Boxers or briefs?
cfinn16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any thoughts on laugh tracks nowadays? Obviously it was used on Seinfeld, but recently they've developed a stigma; I have some friends who instantly dismiss shows because they have a laugh track. If you were making a sitcom today would it have a laugh track?
tickhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Cruise, thanks for doing this ama. You were great in Top Gun.
bk2345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How are you able to continue making shows about no tangible thing so good? Trying to explain to people why comedians in cars getting coffee is such a great show without getting wierd looks is nearly impossible haha
EddyGonad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What is your absolute favorite thing about doing comedy, and your absolute least favorite thing about it? Thanks for the AMA!
randomthrowaway9919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I understand you like cars. Do you still own a SAAB?
R3dMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which episode of Seinfeld was your favorite to film? Also, any funny stories to tell?
LadyKnowitAll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Welcome to Reddit :) My question to you is- Who is your favorite comedian that's fairly new to the game? Is anyone catching your eye?
DarkKassanova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No soup for you!
dylanstalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite place to eat in NYC?
uu_uu_uu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happened between you, Chris Rock, and that traffic cop? They don't ticket celebrities in LA do they?
Dabugar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So from what I understand George was kind of based off of Larry David, Kramer was based off of Larry's neighbour and Jerry was obviously based on your own career as a comic in New York, but were did Elaine's character come from? Was she based on someone you or Larry knew or did you guys feel like you needed to add in a female character?
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite Bond? You know...of the James variety.
logicalnoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, if there was a real and viable funny detector would you use it or just make fun of it because that idea itself is funny?
MrMojoRisin27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many cars do you really have?
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry! I'm a gigantic fan of yours (and Larry).
In the Seinfeld episode "The Pie," Jerry's girlfriend, Audrey, refuses to eat a piece of pie at Monk's. Why doesn't she eat the pie? It's not stated in the episode. Did you and Larry have some kind of idea why she wouldn't eat it that was withheld because it was funnier being left unknown?
MOUNTAIN_GOATS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you rather eat subway for the rest of your life or never watch a movie again?
Valladian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's up with one day shipping? If you pay for one day shipping, and is takes up to five days to process your order, it's not really one day shipping is it? That's just shipping it out one day.
2ndSkyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I must know what the deal is with airline peanuts
MuggleWizard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a notorious car enthusiast, what do you think of "Top Gear"? Would you be willing to be the Star in a Reasonable Priced Car?
Thanks for doing the AMA!
Vogeltanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!
Thanks for doing this. It's definitely a big "get" for Reddit. One question about you, one about Julia Louis-Dreyfus:
You played Grand Forks, North Dakota a few years back (the same town where I grew up). That was mighty nice of you. It's currently -44F here with the windchill. Question: is Grand Forks the quaintest town you've ever played? Who could possibly beat us?!
Seriously, how does Julia Louis-Dreyfus keep getting better looking as she gets older? I watch Veep, and it doesn't make sense.
assaflavie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
S01E01 - The Pilot (if it were today):
<Jerry & George @ Coffee shop>
JERRY: Seems to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. <talking about George's shirt> The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt, look at it: it's too high! It's in no-man's-land, you look like you live with your mother.
GEORGE: Are you through? <kind of irritated>
<George sips coffee>
GEORGE: Say, how come you're not doin' the second show tomorrow?
JERRY: Well, there's this uh, woman might be comin' in.
GEORGE: Wait a second, wait a second, what coming in, what woman is coming in?
JERRY: I told you about Laura, the girl I met in Michigan?
GEORGE: You're going out with her? That's great!
JERRY: Yeah, well...not exactly. I mean, she said, you know, she called this morning and said she had to come in for a seminar and maybe we'll get together.
GEORGE: Ho ho ho.. HAD to come to NY? MAYBE get together? No, I hate to tell you this, but you're not going to see this woman. You're a backup. A B-plan. A contingency.
JERRY: You have no idea what you're talking about. Let's see if she has a boyfriend.
<Jerry pulls out his iPhone, opens facebook>
JERRY: uh! You're right. She's engaged.
<end credits>
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I only just started watching seinfeld a few weeks ago, so far I'm in season 4 and I'm loving it but I just have to ask one thing, How fragile were the sets?, I'm asking because whenever anyone moves or touches something it's violently
m0rris0n_hotel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Thanks for doing this. I've been a fan of yours since the 80s. I loved seeing you show up on the Tonight Show or any of the million tv shows in the 80s/90s that were focused around stand up comedy. When I learned you were making a sitcom I was beyond amazed. My favorite comedian was going to be on tv every week? It was incredible. I was one of the first people to watch and was with the show all the way. Even when it was hard to find the show and it seemed like it wouldn't last 20 episodes. Soon everyone was watching it and saying they'd been there from the start. Either way you've had the last laugh since it just keeps on playing in syndication.
Just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs over the years, Mr. Seinfeld. Continuing in to today with Comedians in Cars getting Coffee. What seemed like an oddball idea has become appointment viewing for me. Just like a certain show about nothing.
Question for you. Was there ever a story idea for Seinfeld you were really interested in doing and it never worked out, or did you mostly get a chance to produce what you wanted?
quaoarpower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find anything un-jokeable-about?
cowabunga9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever picked up a hitch hiker? If so, what was their reaction?
desertdogkai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld: are you ever planning on doing another sitcom? if so can you give a small synopsis?
2012ctsv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from your 959 which car in your collection has a special place in your heart or is your favorite? Doesn't even have to be a Porsche.
blue_cadet_3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' be back soon?
kyclef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite comedies on TV today?
ACNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, can you tell us about your relationships on the set? Do you still talk with your cast?
Lance_Strongarm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would it take to make you agree to another season of Seinfeld?
martinste ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever wish you had written the bass lines for Seinfeld? That music was always so awesome.
Animated_Imagination ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have any idea when Seinfeld began that it would change your life in such a profound way?
oksoundscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever wanted to have a loop of the bassline playing for after everytime you say something?
Maximanual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you'll ever make a big break into movies?
malinoskikev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were in Oswego for a short time in college there what were your favorite things to do or favorite places to go to? Any crazy or funny stories?
jointhepcrace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel to see Gifs of Seinfeld all over the internet?
awesomesauce3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had one day left to live, what would you do and who would you do it with?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry huge fan here! I just saw you a few weeks ago in Charleston WV (second time I've seen you there.) Do you collect anything other than cars?
HalIsSad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi!
Do you think to write another (animated or not) movie one day?
marakarina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even though I know the introduction of modern technology into Seinfeld episodes would ruin and reduce the story to a few minutes, I've always wanted to rewrite an episode including today's modern conveniences - cell phones, text, internet. Have you thought about that?
DayNightWalker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
M&M's or Skittles?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some people here in Puerto Rico were upset because you were going to give a Stand Up in the island after one of your characters mistreated Puerto Rico's flag. How do you feel about that?
mitten_slap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think we can tell which comedians you genuinely like on CICGC and those you just put up with for the sake of the show?
Jeckle160 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Glad you're doing an AMA Mr. Seinfeld, hope all is well with you during this 2014 cold January weather.
jimhooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry -
Do you still visit comedy clubs to check out the new talent - if so, who is making you laugh at the moment?
ps. Big fan from the UK... yadda yadda yadda... dragged my wife to the soup place and Tom's Restaurant on our NYC visit last year, who needs the symphony?
icedcat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, How are you?
1950sbebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom loves your show. I got get a Seinfeld mug this christmas. Can you say "hi 1950sbebops mom" so I can tell her jerry Seinfeld said hello to her today? Thank you so much, you're great
1950sbebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got her* edit because I'm typing on a phone
JustStopAndThink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the funniest joke you can think of right off? (Like, something that makes YOU laugh the most.)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry,
My sister is a rising comedian (aren't they all?) and, having met a lot of her comedy friends, I have to ask - do you find nearly all comedians flaming assholes? Is the ability to be a decent human and a comedian in any way correlated to success?
cuckooforcocopuffs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say Hi! Your show helped me get through some tough times.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses? Thanks!
Callate_La_Boca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA doesn't count! You still owe me dinner.
nicely-nicely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your dream guest for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee that hasn't been on yet?
Wormhog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's delivery food night. What do you order?
easy_Money ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you take your coffee?
tr3quart1sta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much did the suede jacket cost?
johnnyslims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite color for a car?
sbahog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in one of the "seinfeld reunion" episodes of curb your enthusiasm, you guys alluded to the seinfeld finale being a huge disappointment, to which larry david took offence.
were you actually disappointed with the way the finale turned out? I for one loved the way you guys ended the show and couldn't have imagined a better ending than jerry, elaine, george and kramer sitting in jail talking about nothing.
would love to hear your thoughts!
slayer1084 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! (In my best Babu Bhatt voice) Serious question for ya: What is your take on the whole Carlos Mencia joke stealing ordeal, and how mad does joke thievery make you? I know it's an old topic but I wanna hear your opinion. I love Comedians in Cars getting Coffee. Thanks Mr. Seinfeld for your humor, you've brought a lot of joy to my life in good and bad times.
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am a big fan. You're my all-time favorite comedian, and you inspired me to try stand-up.
Do you remember any of your jokes you tried the first time you tried stand-up? If so, what were they like?
WaterfrontSunrise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Jason Alexander or Julia Louis-Dreyfus ever be on CCC like Michael Richards and Larry David were?
letdogsvote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a HUGE fan on Seinfeld, and I'm just wondering, what was the inspiration behind the creation of Kramer? He's such a unique character, that no one yet has been able to recreate, which made him such a great asset for the show. Thanks again!
Topheavybrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you mean when you told Louis C.K. that the "F-word" is like a corvette?
TarzoEzio1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1: Will you ever come back to Stockholm Sweden, would be great. 2: Have you ever been overwhelmed be all the fans?
That was all i could think of, see ya!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what the deal with oxycontin? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bcswa8vCcAABoLU.jpg
cosplayshooter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I did some stand up in the 90's and 2000's and was lucky enough to go on right before you at Gotham comedy club (back when it was on 22nd st).
When you performed I noticed that if anyone heckled you, you just stopped and waited for them to be done then just continue. How has your handling of hecklers changed in the course of your career? how have the hecklers changed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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coreyboy87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what do you think about the ever-expanding wealth gap in this country and others? Do you blame Capitalism?
hamslamwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! What is your most prized Superman-related possession? Thanks for all the laughs over the years. It was always special sitting down with both my parents and grandparents and enjoying an episode!
JoellicusMaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA. Wondering...If you could choose a superhero team of comics, who would you choose? You and 4 others.
Thanks!
timochy37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Huge fan of Seinfeld and saw you live once. If you love cars so much, how come cars were never made an importance in Seinfeld. In fact you gave your car away in the show because of a little BBO.
maxamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you more a Thor, Iron Man or maybe Hulk kind of guy? (forget Superman for the time being).
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry huge fan here! I just saw you a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What, if anything, do you collect other than cars?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite F1 driver?
deadboynutz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Are there any comedians now that you would have loved to have had on Seinfeld years ago as guests/recurring characters?
GraceSofia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld never gets old. I'll have you know, my brother and I always use quotes and have inside jokes because of the show. My favorite is quoting "one of these days something terrible is going to happen to you. It HAS TOO!!" And him or I will finish with "nah, I'm gonna be just fine." Heart you!
quaint28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite thing, joke or otherwise, that happened that had to be cut from an episode of CCC?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Car Sales Guy here, I've watched all of your Comedians/Coffee's since you started them, would you ever be interested in letting one of us "common folk" grab a cup of Joe with you? I promise I won't touch the shifter...
italiano11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it?
IamChipCoffeyAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it weird seeing Seinfeld reruns on t.v all the time and seeing yourself? What do you feel your career path would have been if you had not become a comedian?
M374llic4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite country in the world, and why is it Sweden?
xophib1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can now say Jerry Seinfeld is my friend... on Reddit.
GeekyCreeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever miss making Seinfeld episodes?
grabberbottom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the cast of Seinfeld, who was the most enjoyable to work with?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is your favourite pizza topping?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still speak to Kramer, you know...after the incident? Did he give any insight into the outburst?
n0r3gr3tz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a quick question legendary Jerry Seinfeld. Could we have picture proof?! Kthankss:)
Darkboner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with those AMA's, why does everybody has to know regular things from celebrities ? They're just people aswell.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
big fan here. will you ever get back with Larry to create another great show?
ruggedeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Jerry Seinfeld! You are awesome! Bee Movie was an absolute favorite of mine, and it's a joy to watch it with my kids!
Oh. Question. Uh, do you like to... smell ?
Luweezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
where does your inspiration comes from for the ideas of different episodes... also with stand up ?
ricecakey15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HUGE fan Jerry of your works! I grew up in Taiwan and my mom loves your show. I pretended I knew what was going on and laughed along, but it was until much later after I moved here and visited New York and got to know a few of them did I start getting your humor.
my questions:
the CCC episode with Michael Richards was touching. I think most people never saw that side of him and heard his story. could tell he was sincerely affected by that episode. no Q on this but wanted to thank you. he was arguably the best tv character of all time.
what's a joke that you think most of us missed? and what do you think turned out better than you could have possibly imagined?
this thread, by the way, is GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!
moonphoenix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with reddit, It's not red and it's not a dit.
tatleoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, I love CICGC, thanks for answering our questions!
What's the funniest interaction you've ever had with a heckler?
VirgilHelm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There were a countless number of celebrities who made guest appearances on Seinfeldโฆwho cracked you up the most?
canonlyseeusernames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite snack?
YousafEjaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get the idea for Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any possibility for a Seinfeld reunion show?
kicker58 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the weirdest conversation you have had with larry david? Also, what is your dream car?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the worst interview you've ever done?
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the idea of Dog Years?
slupo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While your standup act is well known and successful, your TV show will obviously be your legacy in history. As a standup comedian, how do you feel about that?
If you could alter history, would you rather legacy be for your standup but not be richer than Jesus?
brandonthebuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At the very beginning of Seinfeld, it felt like there was a very strong "New York" style to it: very theatrical, very Woody Allen (particularly Jerry's brain and penis battling over chess). Was this a conscious choice when you began as a sense of identity, or was it a style you were more familiar and comfortable with?
reddit_for_karma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you say hi to my friend Zach? He's a huge fan, and a non redditor :( This might change his mind! Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the deal with airplane food?
SwizzyDangles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you perform stand up back in tucson a couple of years ago and it hurt my ribs - i've never laughed so hard at something. It was a bit about bathrooms and looking under the stalls and stuff...too funny. Anyways do you have any plans to do another stand up tour? Would love to see you again!
I also really enjoy CICGC. Everytime I watch it I always want to go get a cup of coffee with a friend after I'm done watching.
Thanks!
fishbiscuit156 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I notice sometimes you have a lead foot when driving in your car. Did Howard Stern freak out at all? He seems like he would be scared by your driving.
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know Bee Movie was gonna be a B-movie?...i'm so sorry :(
petsounds94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you neurotic about germs in real life?
feelalright ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I've heard a lot of great Jerry Seinfeld impressions but they all seem to be a little too much. What's the best Jerry Seinfeld impression you've borne witness to?
swarsh_buckler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. In all of the interesting places your life and career have taken you, what single event has had the biggest impact on your life?
8aCake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you celebrate Festivus rather than any other solstice holiday?
keez123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've been a massive inspiration for me since I was young, thanks for doing this! Question: I saw you about a year ago i think when you did a very short standup bit on one of the tonight shows. Can we expect any standup specials in the future? Also, do you find yourself constantly writing material purely out of habit?
Jnewton1018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry!
I hope you see this (chances are slim). First off, I just wanted to say I love your work. I got into Seinfeld from reruns on TBS when I was in high school. Best show ever. I've watched your standup and it's great. I love Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Don't listen to the haters who say "too short" or demand more episodes. It's great.
I'm just wondering if you have any advice for someone who has recently thought of doing standup and the best places to get started?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about the Seinfeld finale? Was there any significance to Newman foreshadowing Seinfeld's world "crumbling down" before the characters all got arrested?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thanks for the best sitcom of all times, and most of all thanks for showing the world that clean comedy can be hilarious.
evoIX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I Always love all the things you do. My question is how and when did you become such a big Porsche fan boy? Also what is your favorite car that you own and one that you want to own? Also get Larry to do an AMA!!!
wrjk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there an episode of Seinfeld that you were very surprised by the public's reaction, positive or negative?
RonDuguay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, very important question here: What is your favorite brand of cereal?
SlashLes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my first AMA that I'm on time. Can you make "what's the deal with redditors" joke?
Razorrrr1900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Do you ever noticed when..."
ilovecombos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan! Do you intend on doing a comeback special like Bill Cosby? Thanks for doing this.
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the last book you read?
poohster33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Any chance of you in a new sitcom ever?
redxlol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, one time I sold you some bagels. I worked at Zabars. Do you remember it at all?
justizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Long time fan, I grew up watching Seinfeld. My question for you is when did you know you made it big and what did you do to celebrate?
Gravityflexo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry
At what point did you start to consider yourself a celebrity? What is the most popular Seinfeld quote that people say to you?
HolySchnikez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you run into trouble when you go to order soup at any given location? Are there any episodes of Seinfeld that people seem to never stop referencing in your presence? Is this funny to you?
smasherella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
butteredtoast69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! My whole family used to watch Seinfeld like it was mandated by the government on a daily basis or something. Needless to say, we're all big fans.
At what moment in your life did you realize comedy was right for you?
Calvin0433 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I make you a sandwich when you come to Chicago?
ArtfulDodger31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always appreciated how your acts are clean and you don't rely on swearing or "shock value" to make your audience laugh. Excluding yourself, who is your favorite clean comic? I've always liked you and Brian Regan.
redditinthepapers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, What is the best car you have owned and what is currently at the top of your wishlist? Take it easy.
Retardedmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Who's your favorite comedian (not including yourself)?
bryfrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mentioned that working with the cast of Seinfeld was like "heaven". Do you actually believe in heaven, and if so, do you think they've done any renovations from the early days? I don't want to do any good works if my reward will resemble a crappy resort.
Razamafu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love watching your show Seinfeld, it's always funny and interesting. My favorite episode is about the "non-fat" yogurt, and that kid that you said "fuck" in front of. I laughed my ass off during that episode.
My question is do you ever sit down and watch/analyze old episodes of Seinfeld or stand up comedy routines you did?
Erthwerm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, no question here. I just wanted to say thank you for giving me a chance to be close with my father. We don't have much in common, but Thursday night was special in my house because my dad and I would watch your show. We can still quote it, talk about it and laugh about it. So once again, thank you for being an amazing comedian, person, and for bringing me closer to my father.
BuckeyeWolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite currently airing TV show?
Tofuboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I just recently learned you have an upcoming show in my city (Kitchener). Unfortunately (for me) the tickets have been sold out. What do you recommend I do in order to get a ticket?
aeisenst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What actually IS the deal with airplane peanuts?
Paramecium302 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this, Mr. Seinfeld. Quick question:
Why wasn't Bryan Regan ever given a guest role on Seinfeld? His episode of CCC was absolutely hysterical.
xulevi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for doing this.
I want you to know that the Bee movie is gold, Jerry!
Have you ever considered doing more voice acting? I'm surprised you haven't done more of it.
Have an awesome day!
P.S do you ever get a hold of the Seinfeld crew and go out for a night on the town?
DESGIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw you do a surprise set in 2002 at the Comedy Cellar on a Wednesday night. I paid $3.50 for the whole show (I'll never see that deal in the city again). You were obviously working out some new material and there were a few bits that fell completely flat. One that comes to mind was about dogs. Not one laugh. That was my favorite part of the evening, seeing that your funny comes from the hard work of working out the bits and not because you're Jerry f-ing Seinfeld. Care to comment on how your process of working out your bits?
catking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, I'm a big fan of yours & your work, thanks for doing this AMA! & I love CICGC! I have two questions:
1) What are some new comedians that you like?
2) Where have you been most surprised to see a Seinfeld reference or anyone who you were surprised to find out was a Seinfeld fan?
Please keep doing CICGC! Also, have a great day!
44bubba44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite type of cheese?
Brunette_Babe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey!! You're coming to Borgata soon. I work at the Box Office there and we've been sold out for a while and people are still asking to purchase tickets to your show. Looking foreword to seeing you again!! =)
joeb0923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What steps are you taking to keep your children grounded and off the Kardashian path?
westcoastjo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please never die
veertamizhan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Seinfeld is not a cartoon set in the future - that's what I used to think (non american)
fishbait32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What sparked the idea to make Seinfeld?
very_nice_how_much ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your go to joke?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously having lots of money makes collecting high dollar items like you do with cars fun. Do you collect anything else?
RubeusShagrid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've only seen a handful of Seinfeld episodes, and have recently taken it upon myself to watch the entire series.
I'm currently gearing up for it. What would your advice be for the best possible watching experience? I will dedicate myself and gather all of the supplies you say I may require.
BoredGamerr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, I just love you! Your show is my favorite and no matter how many times I watch it, I still laugh like crazy. Thank you!
emilyjane419 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite episode of the show to shoot?
skibybadoowap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's something you regret never doing?
cardinals1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My Grandma went to college with you during your brief stint at Oswego, I thought that was kind of neat! She doesn't really have any stories about you though.
rewardscube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have an urgent question regarding one of your outfits in a Seinfeld episode, first season I believe.
You wore bright red sweatpants with a bright blue sweatshirt.
I think about this outfit every day. I have acquired a satisfactory pair of red sweatpants but have been unable to find a blue sweatshirt that is quite bright enough.
Did someone dress you in this or was this your idea??? Do you still think about the outfit??? You are my style icon.
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather have arms the size of your fingers OR fingers the size of your arms?
Demicos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In one of your episodes of CCC you told us what your second favorite episode/scene from SEINFELD was but refused to tell your favorite.
What IS your favorite episode/scene from the series?
magico_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what do miss most about shooting SEINFELD?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to do any other shows? Start a new series?
inittowinit3785 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite present that you have ever received?
xDUDERx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best sandwich you have ever eaten?
ajkoch16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any plans for new comedy shows or something like that? Also, are these pretzels making you thirsty?
Dazuam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Seinfeld had been released in 2009 instead of 1989. Do you think it would've had the same success that it achieved?
Dazuam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes? No? Why?
thelionwalker12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what advice do you have for a 20 something kid whose on the precipice of starting their life?
MollsVMK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a cold. Do you have any cold remedies I should try?
tickhunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you slowly morphing into Gilbert Gottfried?
scott949 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian, past and recent?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm the biggest Seinfeld fan. I can quote every episode from front to back. The Frogger (I hope I got that title right) is my favorite episode hands down. Do you have a favorite episode?
ElcidBarrett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
yogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to watch Real Housewives of whatever-gated-community, and you were on the after show with Andy Cohen. You seemed annoyed that he was drinking while interviewing you.
1) That was you, right? 2) Were you annoyed with him, or were you just trying to figure out which eye to look at?
Mogradal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was Rosie O'Donnell really considered for the Elaine Benes role?
MyNamesNotWarren ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your pants size? And why?
dbruceky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
are all the guests on cicgc personal friends?
Arithered ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. Long time fan. I've actually always wanted to ask you a couple of things.
Is there any strategy in particular that you use to maintain such a unique view of the world necessary for observational comedy? What helps you see the innate absurdity of things?
"Seinfeld is a show about nothing." This line is always attributed to you. First of all, did you say it? If not, how would you summarize the show?
Jones_running_bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently saw the CICGC with Louie CK, I loved his story about getting stuck on the boat. Three questions:
What is keeping you busy? Any future projects?
Who are comedians you enjoy today?
Shows that you watch? (Do you watch Curb? and do you believe (as I do) that like Louie, it should continue indefinetly?)
BodaciousBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Big fan of CCC and Seinfeld. How has it been working with a web series after being in the television industry for so long? Do you plan on doing more online or just keeping up CCC?
phrosty_t_snowman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the season premiere of Comedians, in chairs, talking about dumb things!
pedrofg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had no idea that you were going to do an IAmA and I have no idea what to ask. Bummer.
Cheers from a brazilian fan, you have a lot of fans in here by the way.
juanaponymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were able to travel back in time and talk to a 25 year old version of you for 30 seconds, what would you say?? quick!!!
redfrojoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you celebrate festivus this year?
kris919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know the Jerry Seinfeld Productivity Secret is now a "thing"?
Get a big red magic marker & wall calendar that has a whole year on one page. Hang it on a prominent wall. For each day that you do a task of, you get to put a big red X over that day. "After a few days you'll have a chain. Just keep at it and the chain will grow longer every day. You'll like seeing that chain, especially when you get a few weeks under your belt. Your only job next is to not break the chain."
Badlay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Did you have your doubts that Howard Stern would be able to do 'Comedians in Cars'?
I almost cringed when you asked him to do it for fear of him being so uncomfortable and out of his element.
phillesh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, just how magic was that loogie?
PseudoArab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. If you were allowed to go back in time to alter one past event, but with a condition being that it only changes a minor detail and not the overall event, when would you travel to and what would you change?
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HI JERRY!
Which of your many, many cars do you drive the most often? What is special about that car?
ThatWasFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever done "The Contest" with friends in real life?
Reckoner7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld! Is Larry David anything in real life like he is in Curb Your Enthusiasm? He has an obnoxious and chaotic personality on the show, and I think that would be a blast to witness.
VictorShakapopulis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm way late to the party here, but in case you see this...
I've noticed that professional comedians tend to be cliquish (is that a word?). That is, they feel that they have a shared experience (the insecurity that led them to comedy, the pains of road life, the competition to be original, etc.), and it can be intimidating to those trying to break into comedy. What would you suggest to an aspiring comedian? Ignore the established comics? Find your own "crew"? Stop whining and grow a pair? Reinvent the formula?
For the record, I'm not an aspiring comic. I'm not that interesting, and I'm way too old. But I do know like 100 people who are trying to make it, and though they don't talk about it, I can see the underlying fear on their faces every time they try to make people laugh.
drewmasterflex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wondering whats next, any other projects we can look forward to? My gf and i love cicgc, and she complains everynight that there is not enogh seinfeld on t.v. Nowadays. Just want you to know what a huge impact youve had on us.
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Having lots of money makes collecting high dollar items like you do with cars fun. Do you collect anything else?
creepertroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In all honesty, what was your favorite episode of Seinfeld to write/act in?
Not_sure_if_george ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you in fact an anti-dentite? Did your intolerance lead Tim Whatley to become a meth kingpin?
onePJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite comedian right now? What new comic do you see having the potential to be a comedy legend?
CHoulihan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could put together a season of CCC entirely of folks that have passed on, who would you choose?
MarkOReilly93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, thanks first of all for doing this AMA. Seinfeld is my all time favorite show even at 20 years old. I have just one question:
Did comedy start off as a hobby or had you always known you wanted to be a comedian as a profession?
XxXyahtzeee420XxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Eat shit and die, you filthy Jew ahahahaa. Oy vey! Remember the six million!
asmo97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who is your favorite up and coming comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were first getting the show off the ground, how did you avoid burnout? How old were you at the time/what tools did you already have to deal with so much stress?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the most fun to work with in Seinfeld and why?
DestroyBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing the AMA! Two questions
Do you have a good story about a joke you had bomb horribly while doing stand up?
Is Letterman really freaked out about being around "normal" people or was he joking?
the96bullz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much for doing this! I was wondering who is your favorite comedian of all time?
LaSoufriere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and what do you think about the show?
soylentblueissmurfs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you meet people who are offended/put off by the cleanness of your act?
captaincato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Are you really going to get one of the new NSXs when they come out?
SomeFakeInternetName ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with airline food?
MissTurdnugget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How satisfied are you with your career? your following? your fandom? etc.
alaskasam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in the Seinfeld TV series, did you ever consider having a recurring character that was a good person? Someone in stark contrast to the rest of the cast?
flabongus12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you narrate my next school project?
RamBamBooey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was in college people used to say I looked like you. Now I have long hair and a beard and people don't say that to me any more. Could you grow long hair and a beard so people will start saying "you look like Jerry Seinfield" to me again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looking back, what do you think of Bee Movie? Anything you would do differently?
SergioSF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
What up and coming comedians do you think have great talent?
IAMWORKINGATWORK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dave Chappelle has said that people yelling "I'm Rick James, bitch!" at him while he's in public became insufferable. What is the most annoying thing that people have yelled out to you?
rafiki01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, huge fan! What's the most life changing experience you've ever had. What happened, and what did it change about you?
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favorite kind (dark, milk, orange) of chocolate, and what's your favorite brand?
onePJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite show right now?
muyad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I've heard a lot about your phenomenal Porsche collection and your 73 RS is one of my favorite cars. What other Porsches are in your collection? What do you think about the 918 Spyder?
Bukowski89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most difficult aspect of writing and performing stand-up comedy? I always assumed it would be scrapping things that i found funny but no one else did.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service?
pinfloi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry what bike do you ride?? cheers!
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a fan mail address?
metalkhaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Absolutely loved watching Sienfeld growing up and it's even better now that I'm an adult and can get all the jokes.
I know you're a big Superman fan, so what is your opinion on the recent Man of Steel? And are you looking forward to the upcoming Superman/Batman movie?
And here's hoping they still break out the World's Finest title instead of Vs.
poorportuguese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You were once considered the funniest man alive by the portuguese gossip magazine "Maria". The year before, the winner was our most famous clown Batatinha (little potato). How do you feel about this? Proud?
Jfreek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I have a bit of an odd question for you: What's the weirdest thing you've ever ordered on Amazon?
Yawarpoma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were working with a writing team with guys like Joel Hodgson, did you write to make quality material for a stand-up slot/pilot or did you write to make the other guy in the room laugh?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're awesome! That is all.
assenrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From 30 Rock, how closely would you say your personality from the episode would reflect to actuality? What if SeinfeldVision was a real thing?
space33man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever find out what the deal with airline food is? If so, elaborate.
MiikeNUFC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever own a Ferrari 550 Maranello? So much lies on this question.
darkscottishloch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry, one question: which do you prefer, cats or dogs? One more question: why do you prefer them?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
-What do you like doing in your free time?
-Favorite book?
-Favorite movie?
sour_surprise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider doing a satirical action movie? That would be funny.
busheys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are the Seinfeld blurays being released!? I need HD Seinfeld in my life
QuiefChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get to keep anything from the set?
Any future projects?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your comedy. You are a very funny man.
Do you still keep in touch with Julia Louis-Dreyfus? I think the character of Elaine is one of the most underrated sitcom characters ever.
MachReverb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just curious, do you root for the Rangers or the Islanders? And if it's the Islanders, how hard is that?
RippyMcBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I have noticed a lot of times in Seinfeld when you are holding back laughter. My personal favorite moment is when in the coffee shop with Kramer in 'The Junior Mint' you say "Just let me finish my coffee, then will go watch 'em cut this fat bastard up". Not only is the line brilliant but the way youre holding back laughter makes it even funnier. My question is if there is any particular joke or line that stands out as being really difficult to deliver without laughing?
dexter2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you trade Jay Leno's car collection for yours?
johnnyslims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you prefer to ride the bus or drive your porsche?
SonofCheckerFred ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry I'm sure this will get buried but I live in New York City and was fired from my job, i moved up here for, less than 30 mins ago, any suggestions or career advice? I'm currently sitting at a bar trying to take it all in
ImAjustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello..... Jerry
Which is your favorite car in your collection?
thesunscomingup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Having lots of money makes collecting expensive items like you do with cars fun. Do you collect anything else?
kturt133 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA is making me thirsty!
Yakmotek7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for Comedians in cars getting coffee! Brilliant show. Thanks for all the laughs.
DancesWithCanoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got a brand new Armani suit - doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?
Jkapi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, who's your favorite little rascal?
animeguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, this is important.
What is your favorite flavor Hot Pocket?
Thanks for doing this AMA!
plebsareneeded- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What side character of Seinfeld would you most want to be friends with? Also I am betting you will be Jimmy's first guest on the tonight show.
valdiochela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
Bremmers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! First of all, loved your Seinfeld show. Second of all, how is your relationship to the actors of the show now? Do you still get together or have you drifted apart completely?
DividedSky05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this Jerry, huge fan, basically grew up watching the show. What's the most memorable moment you have from filming the final episode?
Perfused ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, What was your favorite Seinfeld moment?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why no classic Norman Lear style spin offs from Seinfeld? We could have listened to George and his parents argue for another twenty years....
beramiah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I've seen every episode of Seinfeld over 10 times and can recite so many lines by heart! You're one of my favorite comedians. When I saw the episode of CICGC with Louis C.K. I loved it! Louis is also one of my favorite comedians. Since Louis often has comedian guests on his FX series 'Louie', would you ever consider making an appearance?
rtmoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
odd question: whatever happened to the gang in jail? did they have to serve their full term?
Lady_Lucid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question from me, just wanted to say how much I love your wife's cookbook! I've gone from never cooking to excitedly planning each meal.
FuturePlump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a musician I find myself more drawn to comedians than musicians. What musicians are you drawn to as a comedian?
heroismyname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, if you had to drive one car for the rest of your life that was not a porsche what would it be?
ftobias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. Greeting from the very cold city of Chicago!
I love the new show btw.
ckanderson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please acknowledge me, Mr. Seinfeld! bows down
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does everything REALLY just even out for you?
Maridiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to pitch a new sitcom to me, right now, what would be your crazy premise? No long term or anything, just what would be your first thought?
woollum86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, so what's your favorite car that isn't a Porsche?
plax77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you feel got you out there as a comedian? Was it knowing the right people, performing at the right venues, or something completely unrelated?
Megagamer1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I just want to quit school, my job and my life and become a stand-up comedian. But I'm not funny or creative or beautiful enough.
What's your favorite way to spend a Sunday afternoon?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Probably hear this all the time but,
"What's the deal with airplane food?"
Really though, just wanted to say you're a really funny guy, thanks for the AMA!
zeatlefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Seinfeldvision ever become a real thing?
sanciscoyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite color?
TemporalDistortions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do I go for tea and a bagel, or a sandwich and soup?
Time is a factor.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Pez? What about Junior Mints?
jeremyneufeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what point in your life did you realize you had made it as a comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just re-watched the episode of Seinfeld in which George's fiance Susan dies from licking envelopes. It has been called the coldest moment in television. What was your opinion of that episode?
T_Mucks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you talked to Larry David recently? What the hell is his problem? When is he going to do another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
VUGDWELLER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your ultimate fantasy guest to have on CCC? It can be anyone alive or dead.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just wanted to say I love you and Seinfeld. I've seen every episode like 500 times!
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your New Years Resolution?
FB_is_dead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Love CCC! One question:
When the hell are they going to put Seinfeld on Netflix?
I am sure that you get that question alot, but dammit, I want to binge watch Seinfeld on Netflix as opposed to watching it on TBS or my local station. Thanks for the laughs over the years!
super_slayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the various Seinfeld plots could be possible today given our technology?
MySonsdram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airplane food?
allusernamesartaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch Seinfeld nowadays? Do you have fun watching it? (or did you ever have fun watching it?).
apikoros18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you have traded the amazing and unprecedented success of Seinfeld, for a more moderate success where you may have been able to move onto other roles as an actor and a comedian? You achieved the level of Stardom where you will forever be THAT Seinfeld in the eyes of America... Not an easy thing to break out of, if its possible at all
DoubleLeg71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being that youre a huge Mets fan, how do you feel about the offseason so far?
mholmes3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone to your knowledge dropped the "What is moops?" line in Jeopardy? It would have to be the perfect scenario to be funny but still priceless.
SnaKKer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are you going to have Julia Louis-Dreyfus on CCC?
DontFearTheHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Cool of you to do this. I'm a big ol' fan of television and hope to stumble into it one day. What is your best advice to someone who let's say isn't somewhere like NYC or LA, and maybe they don't have the same financial opportunities as other people for, as I said, stumbling in. Thanks.
TheChrisJohnson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I was wondering if you could you have any dream comedian on CCC, alive or dead, who would it be?
bassmoneyj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What episode of "Seinfeld" was your favorite to make, and why? Hope to hear back from you Jerry!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the best festivus story you have?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, if you didn't get into comedy what do you think you would have end up doing instead and why?
centryz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tits or ass?
rallets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
deathbybrakefailure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered who came up with the bassline than plays inbetween each scene in seinfield?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. You're ok I guess.
What was your favorite memory of Robert Guillaume? Favorite "Benson" memory?
Kbstage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Loved the new CCC episode with Louie! You asked Louie about his show, and pointed out how different his show was to Seinfeld.
Would you consider doing a Louie style show, where you write/produce/film etc? Or even take CCC to a larger scale.. Or is it perfect the way it is?
JohnStamosEnoughSaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Random Jerry, random. Get back to me i bet 10 bucks i can make you laugh harder than anyone. Try me...
Ottermadnesss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would someone go about if they wanted to write Jokes or scripts for other people like you to use?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever played You Don't Know Jack? It would be really cool to see you do a celebrity episode of that game!
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all know of your collection of cars, but do you collect anything else?
SherbertDancesWTF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite color ?
ghostbackwards ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really hate Stew Leonards?
fiveminutestill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have never seen an episode of Seinfeld.
dubbz4president ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
its my dads birthday today and he was the one that got me hooked on your tv show. Its go time!
Beast66 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what was your worst experience when you were doing stand up?
TalentForMandolin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's the coffee in the reddit office?
ShayTheDestroyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I love you. Thank you for making me laugh when I was having a very bad day. Seriously. I cannot explain my gratitude. Just, thank you.
anub1sauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry!
I'm a huge fan! Seinfeld is my favorite show and I've seen as much of your standup material that I can! I love that your release old unseen bits in your website!
Here are my questions,
1) who came up with franklin Delano romanowski? The first time I heard that I died laughing. And 2) what episodes did you or Larry take from real life experiences?
Thanks for doing this AMA, and hopefully you'll come back to the bob carr in Orlando so I can see you again!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Do you have any tips for using comedy to improve my daily life?
IAmThatNerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has been your favorite tv series to watch recently?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold, Jerry, gold?
steakmeout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, will you do an aquamobile episode with Woody Allen?
rbcardsfan105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any stories about Seinfeld that not many people know about, and that would be interesting/funny/cool for the public to know about? Thanks for doing this Mr. Seinfeld, I am a HUGE fan.
PM_ME_UR_TITS_OBAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like to spend your free time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What animal are you most afraid of?
steampunk85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for doing this. My question is, was it necessary for you to "get into character" when filming Seinfeld? It seems like its just you being you.
WaltHeisenbergWhite3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is up with airplane food?
you_are_temporary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your personal favorite stand-up comedian? Who do you enjoy working with the most? Who is your favorite dramatic actor?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what job would you hate and why?
djfivenine11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please make Talking Funny a regular thing? It genuinely felt like you guys were having more fun than the viewers.
CowboyColin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were made of 1000 wolves, what would you do?
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you want the pen? It's a very nice pen.
SonOfALich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What question do you want to be asked but never have been?
What question are you tired of answering?
bruiserbrody45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline peanuts?
vutall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If your show was to have never existed and you were to pitch the pilot today, how well do you think it would have been accepted? Which studio would you pitch it to or would you go the online only route?
FUCKING__GNOMES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry- your Halloween book/cd was my favorite thing in the world as a little kid. I think my parents even got it signed. "
Anyway whats your favorite piece of your comedic work?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any comedian ever and any car ever. Who would you take for coffee?
Deluxe_Flame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't think of anything specific so,
What's your best advice for someone moving into a new area?
stinky-french-cheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How similar are you, or were you at the time, to your character on Seinfeld?
ozziesoftballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't have a question, just wanted to internet five a fellow Abbott & Costello fan!
PS- you're awesome, have a wonderful day.
ABEARWITHAGUN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your all time favorite joke?
techrev42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this IAmA. Most people ask the question what decision would you change. But I would like to ask what is one thing that you would never change? Also, what is the oddest memory that you have from childhood?
Tnargkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When was your worst headache?
aReallyGayHobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey mr. Seinfeld, in your opinion what is the best way to make something funny? Are there some things that you shouldn't try to make a joke of and some that are the best material prospects?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, what is the deal with airline food?
Zagorath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A while back you did Windows Vista ads in which you appeared with Bill Gates.
What was that experience like? Bill Gates, doing the ad, anything.
likelybaked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how has the comedy business evolved (if it has) in your 40 years of being in the industry? Ps huge Seinfeld fan
xIsenhower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother has always been a huge fan of yours, I told her you were doing an AMA and she was ecstatic and wanted me to ask you, "Will there ever be a reunion show?"
marlow2689 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh God of Comedy,
1) What are your favorite TV shows out right now? Both comedy and otherwise.
2) What are your favorite comedy albums of all time?
Thank you for all the laughs, my friend.
ImMorbidlyBlack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite joke? One that you heard or that you tell?
gergz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, any more joint efforts planned with you and Larry David in the near future?
fourrest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry!
If you could have dinner with anyone (past or present, famous or not famous) who would it be, and why?
harveylaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan of your work.
Did you and the Seinfeld cast/crew find Larry David as funny as the rest of us? I feel like he isn't even trying that hard to be funny sometimes and comes off as hillarious.
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, why don't you do more stand-up comedy? I'm a huge fan and I'd like to see you live someday, but your performances are so rare that I almost never get a chance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where/how did you get the idea for CICGC? I want a little anecdote too!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't really have a question for you Mr. Seinfeld. Just wanted to say that you're an awesome guy.
peruvianbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
were there lines like "oh humanity" or "thats gold jerry gold" that came natural aka: not scrpted/planned?
punit352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will there ever be another new episode of Seinfeld?Pleasewithacherryontop
DubStepGoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a text about nothing.
zodac01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should know better than to commit to something like that, Jerry.
niggaweez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry Where do you see you're career taking you? You're so accomplished in the comedy aspect of the entertainment business what's next for you? Do you ever see segueing Comedians in cars getting coffee into something like a late night talk show? thanks so much for doing this, huge fan!
bowchikahunkhunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld, ever.
__Garrett__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what, in your opinion, is the deal with Airplane food?
hazymayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you came to Ireland a few years back, promoting Bee Movie, you made a short appearance on The Late Late Toy Show. The presenter Pat Kenny, dressed in a Christmas sweater, presented you with a Superman doll and called you Jerry Seinfield. I'd just like to apologise on behalf of all Irish people. I often wonder, what was going through your mind at the time?!
sunshinedze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry! what do you call an alligator in a sweater?
an investigator
have a good day!
oznobninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty much every scenario in life can somehow be linked back to a moment in a Seinfeld episode. Are you god? And have you ever considered writing Seinfeld's Bible as a guide to help us through these everyday scenarios? Perhaps an app that does more than helps you locate the nearest public toilet?
chemman5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your best piece of comedic advice?
Shuffleshoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite sitcom? What is your favourite comedy movie?
karnoculars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that I think it's amazing that you consciously decided to do stand-up comedy without swearing. It's like playing a video game on the hardest difficulty mode, and you've still mastered it. Do you think by removing your ability to generate "cheap laughs" through swears, you've trained yourself to look for laughs in much deeper and more innovative places? Any good examples of this, if it's true?
josh_legs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you double dip???
also, what did you think when the mythbusters tested that episode?
Scaryclouds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, have you ever used your comedic powers for evil?
adeason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've already answered every question throughout my life that I could ever have, so thanks for that. You make me thankful to be a part of this era of life. What is YOUR key to happiness.
Jykaes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, very quickly, I grew up watching Seinfeld and developing humour from it and my parents will be amazed to hear you answered a question of mine (If you get to it). It's the most regularly quoted show ever for us.
Question. Obviously you didn't expect Seinfeld to be as successful as it was, but was there a moment in your life where the full magnitude of just how exactly massive it had become, and still very much is? Did it ever just "hit you"?
And if I can sneak a second query as a car enthusiast, what car in the world would you most like to own?
Thank you so much for everything you've done.
JPree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you get into your creative mode? Do you have special music you listen to or is there any other thing you do to clear your mind so you can write?
hehedonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you follow shows currently on TV? If so, what's your favorite show and why?
_Slabs_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Ricky Gervais as much of a prick in real life as he is on the Twitter?
dexter2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever be interested in hosting the Oscars?
GrabTheBleach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite number and why?
WaltHeisenbergWhite3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have one of Superman's powers, which would it be?
carycary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Years ago I saw you perform on stage in Seattle. You had a question and answer session after your set, one guy asked if he could have your tie. You gave it to him. I thought it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. Of course I thought, DAMN IT WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT. So, here goes nothing, hey Jerry, can I have your tie?
Mike9ftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you should come out to richmond virginia and join us for cars and coffee one saturday morning. what do you drive?
AStarkInWinterfell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
I grew up watching your show with my father and had some great times. Thank you for that.
Besides being quick witted and having a grasp on the absurdity of modern human living, what's the single most important thing to perfect when making the jump from telling a few jokes amongst friends to making comedy a career?
delicious_hypocrisy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the Curb reunion the only Seinfeld reunion we're getting? Why not do a Seinfeld movie?
chewy811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like behind the scenes filming Seinfeld? Was there a lot of improv? Pranks that we need to hear about?
I grew up watching Seinfeld, and I was just watching it last weekend on DVD with my kids. Thanks for all of the laughs, still one of the best shows ever on TV.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After seeing Dave Chappelle do stand-up recently, I wondered if you had the same issue he has with people shouting out things from your show. How often does this happen? What is the most common thing people say?
chidedneck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is "Jerry" a stage name? Can you go by Gerome please?
wsdmskr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
I (think?) remember reading a short blurb in an auto magazine, I forget which one, in which it was described how, during a jaunt in what I believe was one of your classic (micro-?) cars, you had a mechanical failure and, instead of careening into an upcoming intersection/ sidewalk/ soup kitchen (?), you instead purposefully rolled the car to avoid injuring any onlookers.
Was this story true?
What car was it?
What crossed your mind?
How do you feel about the incident?
Was cashmere involved in any way?
Thank you for your time and year of making me laugh (comedy) and jealous (cars). All the best.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Remember when you filmed Seinfeld? That was awesome.
thebarkingduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I loved you in the Dilbert animated series as Comp-U-Comp. Do you still have a good relationship with Larry Charles, and are there any plans to collaborate on something new?
Thanks!
SmellGestapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
I live a few blocks from the building used for the exterior shots of Jerry's apartment in the show (http://curbed.com/archives/2012/12/12/five-of-the-many-tv-and-film-locations-that-la-faked.php). Whenever people come to my neighborhood I take them by it, but they usually don't remember what it looked like. I try to jog their memory by doing the bassline theme music, but they usually just ask to be let out of the car at that point.
Peean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! Thanks for doing this ama, my question is why was the show canceled? I LOVED watching!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I'm always late to these things... fat chance you see this but here goes nothing:
I am absolutely in love with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. And I think she is the funniest female comedian ever. I'm wondering if you ever had any romance with her or fell for her in real life.
RockyFromTheMountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I'm a big fan just like everyone here. Actually my girlfriend saw the AMA and texted me immediately.
Anyways I wanted to know on your time off what do you watch that makes you laugh? Do you have any favorite shows or comedians?
Thanks for taking the time to be here!
practicalbatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I'm on reddit... Jerry Seinfeld is answering questions... yadda yadda yadda, did he answer my question?
nscale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you get the cars? The show has featured some really interesting ones, I would think it would be a full time job tracking them down and making the arrangements.
ILoveDirtyMuff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You da man, Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think or working with Wale?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to queen's college for one semester and was wondering what your experience there was. Did you like it? What are some memories you had from there?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently watched a clip show of you, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais and Louis CK where you likened the "F word" to the corvette. Your early years you used the word, but now you perform without it. Which makes me wonder,
What is the cheapest joke you've gotten laughs from? And,
What is your most elaborate joke that never got any recognition?
Also, you performed in Cleveland ~7 years ago that my parents had tickets to, for my dads birthday. Well they arrived at the theater only to learn that you performed the night before and my parents have been looking for tickets to see your show around the midwest ever since.
Will you be performing in Cleveland ever again?
Thanks, long-time fan
crowntown14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, my mom is a lifetime Seinfeld fan, she was wondering: how did you keep from laughing during filming? How was it possible?
Joe_Masseria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your pick for the Rose Bowl game tonight?
MrsMacDougall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge Mets fan and always enjoy when you're in the announcer's booth with GKR. Any chance we'll get to see more of you in the future?
APlaidZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How have you managed to make every single episode's stupid little plot moments intertwine? My dad and I always talk about how well the show is done and we both believe it to be one of the best television shows ever. We watch at least one episode a day, and it's 2014. You've made history Jerry Seinfeld.
Also, NO SOUP FOR YOU
weh2k9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you come up with the idea of doing the Seinfeld reunion through curb your enthusiasm?
digitalmofo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You gonna come back to tv?
TheFunnestofBobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What "achievement" of your professional career have you found the most satisfying?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I was at Colin Quinn's long story short, and You were walking through the lobby of the small theater as my dad was at will call. I turned around and bumped into you. 1st, let me apologize. Second, that was a damn fine overcoat you were wearing. You have been one of my idols since my parents would watch Seinfeld with me when I was 4 years old. I didn't get it, but boy was that Kramer fellow zany! I grew up with you as a running character in the parade of actors and comedians that was my childhood and is my adolescence. Not to mention the fact that we're both Brooklyn Jews. My question is, with Larry David being such a funny chap, on curb and almost ANYWHERE I have seen him, why did he not play George? Thanks for brightening up my day, being such a class act, and never selling out seinfeld by making extraneous, unnecessary episodes. And ps can I call you Jerry?
AnonymityUnited ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Before the filming of Seinfeld, did you hang out and get to know the main cast to establish a comedic timing and flow with them all? You all seem to be in perfect timing of each other right from the beginning.
Huge fan, Thank you for everything.
ThEndHasToStart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I work for you?
dirtymick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, I'm rather hoping you can help me sort this out. I swear that I saw you do a bit on hockey commentators back in the late 80's that I absolutely loved. A beautiful rapidfire rendition of someone calling a Rangers game. Everyone who I've talked to about this insists that it never happened. Bastards.
I've searched all over the tubes to find the piece to no avail. Could you at least confirm or deny that it was part of your act?
zeatlefan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get the idea for CCC
sounddude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two parter here. First, I met you back in '02 when you were at the bar at the Adams Mark hotel in Buffalo,NY. I asked for your autograph and you were incredibly polite and obliged. Sadly, I lost the napkin you signed. But the memory is still there! So thanks!
Second, do you alert the coffee shop before you and another comedian come in? Or do you seriously just walk in with two famous comedians and cameras?
onePJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you satisfied with how the last episode of Seinfeld turned out? Is there anything you would change about it? Or the series in general?
mattyew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you come up with your material? Do you ever test it out on friends and family? I have a stand up routine but I feel like only my friends will laugh and am too afraid to go on stage :( Bonus question: Favourite episode of curb your enthusiasm and seinfeld?
EatingSandwiches1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. What should the Mets do to get better?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's something aside from being funny that you can do that you're especially proud of?
toolsie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld thank you for doing this ama. I've always been a huge fan of yours.
Where did you get the idea for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
REDDITOR_Cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like peanut butter?
resident16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you think the Mets will do this year?
NinjaStriker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been wanting to ask you a few things. What's your favourite side hobby/thing to do? Also, are you interested in any current particular artists/genres of music?
Spavlovits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Ask Me Anything"โฆgreat. I am related to "Newman" and I wanted to know why you hate Uncle Newman so much?
What has Uncle Newey ever done to you?
I can tell you he has been a great Uncle to me.
One time when my dad was not able to pick me up after baseball practice, Uncle Newey gave me a ride homeโฆwell not actually the whole way home. He had to drop me off about 15 miles from home because he had tickets to the Knicks game later that night.
One last question? I have always been considered hilarious and people always laugh at what I sayโฆI would like to be taken more seriouslyโฆany advice?
Jayble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One thing I love about Seinfeld is that by and far it still holds up even though the last episode was 15+ years ago. Do you think about longevity more in your material (stand up or otherwise) given how rapidly things have changed the last decade?
ConspicuousUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who had the idea to animate the boat story by Louis CK? It was perfect going with the story and had the right mix of stupid and funny and my brother and I could not stop laughing.
louistraino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you compare Seinfeld to Curb? Are you a Curb fan? A lot less of Curb was strictly scripted than Seinfeld, do you appreciate the comedic merit in that?
jabba_the_wut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal, with canned corn?
ZuluPapa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld!
I just wanted to say that I have loved your standup and your show since I was probably 6 or 7 years old--my parents introduced me to SEINFELD at a young age. I still love your show, and I just wanna say thanks for producing something so incredible.
If you could be anything in the world that wasn't related to television/comedy, what would you do?
mutt_cuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the one comedian that has influenced your career the most?
MarkRJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan from Kingston, Ontario - Seinfeld is still the best show ever! So what is your favourite show?
pr0wn3d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever drive an Acura voluntarily?
FactorialBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite living comedian?
sethlaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As far as pastries go, would you say you're a thick man or a bran man?
crashusmaximus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still in touch with Michael Richards? What's he been up to lately?
Corn_Pops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When Marty Funkhouser told you that joke, was that a real laugh on your part?
therealhatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your opinion, what is the best joke you ever wrote?
smyers51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite part about living in working in NYC?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie? Are you excited for Superman VS Batman?
Infinite_Monkey_bot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel that you've lifted the Seinfeld curse?
ChristopherSquawken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say my last name is Neumann and I want to thank you for a lifetime's worth of unfunny introductions.
That being said; Hello Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is a joke that you've given that you'd like to take back?
StarmanRJK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This might have been asked already but do you plan so have any kind if Seinfeld reunion? If so what would be something you would do? Meaning movie, couple episodes or a special of some kind.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you cringe at your wardrobe selections for Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did George spot that dime???
jackson5guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever believe you would be such an influential cultural icon? How do you feel about it currently?
killerado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, You might not see this,
But I was wondering, what your opinion is of the up and coming comedian Bo Burnham? He has a very unique style that I think is pretty refreshing. I also could see how some more traditional comics wouldn't like his use of music and sound effects.
His entire act is on youtube for free, if you want to see it.
brass_munkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has it been like to collaborate with Wale on his Album About Nothing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find yourself analyzing every implied joke everywhere you go?
UNlCORN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think you needed to be happy ten years ago and is it what makes you happy today?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Remember the one where you made a shallow, fairly obvious observation? That was awesome.
phism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever find out what the deal is with airline food?
weekdayblackout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you use chopsticks?
NutSlapper69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of vacuum do you use?
Drunken-Historian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still hate Newman?
czech_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you work with Larry David on Curb at all, other than the reunion episode story arc?
eaturliver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You fuckin suck.
VeryMurrayChristmas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite sport to watch and favorite team in said sport?
MrPigeon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever sort out what the deal was with Ovaltine?
spankr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have an opinion on the lack of a manual transmission in the 911 Turbo and GT3?
thewarrior3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Kramers or 1 Kramer sized duck ?
melvin_fry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of Zack Snyder's The Man of Steel?
Nickkatz22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question just wanted to say thanks for all the time you've made me and many others laugh!
ubrtnk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to point out that your bit on pharmacists being above everyone else is completely accurate and true. Grandfather and his brother are both 6'3"-6'4" and worked for Eckert and Warrensburg. Their father was a air force base pharmacist and he was 6'6". All 3 with horrible hand writing. Hit home to me. Thank you for that
boobiesucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did stand up comedy for 6 years. I quit to become a chemical engineer. Does that mean I'm not funny enough to have made it?
rumplefourskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about the future of comedy? Do you think shows like the Big Bang theory will continue to be made (laugh track) or do you think shows like your new webisode and orange is the new black are going to be the new method for comedy shows ? Also are you a fan of Tim and Eric ?
rubbernub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite acting role, besides playing yourself on Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, do you have any opinions on the state of British comedy in comparison to American comedy, and do you think comedy is getting better or worse(what comedy do you hate, what comedy do you love)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the #1 piece of advice you could give someone trying to break through in standup comedy?
Rockytriton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplanes anyway?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! HELLO!!
Thanks for doing this AMA. I have a question, which I admit is silly and I'm pretty sure you'll say no to, but I was wondering... do you ever quote your show in everyday life?
My family, who I admit are all a bit too obsessed with Seinfeld, will quote it all the time... from saying "...Uncle Leo?" when someone calls us, to "bread... beautiful" (from the Soup Nazi episode) when someone passes the bread at dinner.
Thanks for making such a huge mark on television, entertainment would NOT have been the same without you!
mack2nite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight 1 Newman-sized duck or 50 duck-sized Newmans?
TheRealGravyTrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, As a one of the top celebrity gearheads, why haven't you been on Top Gear in the UK yet?
nebworb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the Soup Nazi based off of a real person? And if so are you not allowed to have soup in his establishment?
outroversion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you named after the show or was the show named after you?
Mark_is_on_his_droid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider publishing CICGC's audio as a podcast? I would love to listen on the go.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Jerry, just what is the deal with airline food?
SomeNorCalGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could reanimate a comedian from the dead just for CCC who would it be and what would you ask them?
(And just to be sure you're not like taking zombie Henny Youngman for a cappuccino in a '47 Buick, they've been magically restored to full health and youth at the height of their career.)
pistachiopaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I spent 21 years of life not watching Seinfeld, until my best friend got me into it. Now I catch syndication reruns whenever I can. He's a huge fan of the show and your stand-up. So I can repay him for bringing a classic into my life, could you comment on this with a friendly (or not friendly) hello/joke directed at one Scott Martin?
Diehard11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any sitcom that is currently running on TV, that you would have wanted to be a part of if you had the chance?
dogsordiamonds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CCC is the best thing to happen to the internet (no offense, Reddit) if for nothing other than your line "I don't know why everyone assumes the interviewee is more interesting than the interviewer." It's interesting to me that Acura is sponsoring it and I want to ask--how much does each episode cost to produce? Do you pay the other comedians for their time? Thank you! Love the show!
nightfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you do another animated film after Bee Movie? How is voice over work like?
catpooptv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a big Superman fan. Have you ever thought of doing something in comic books, like writing an issue of Superman, or lending out your name to a comic book like Jerry Lewis did in the '60s with The Adventures of Jerry Lewis? Example 1: http://i.imgur.com/OFvjLHG.jpg Example 2: http://i.imgur.com/HHrnELd.jpg
Hey, you're both named Jerry! How about that?
shitfucker123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for doing this AMA. There is no denying you have been wildly successful in your comedy career. You are not afraid of spending lavishly on cars and coffee and what not. Surely your kids will never want for anything, but how do you keep your kids grounded and humble, so they don't grow up spoiled or entitled?
Also, I read on wikipedia that you practice transcendental meditation. Can you talk about that a bit about how it has impacted you mentally and spiritually?
iamcolbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's your favorite kind of coffee drink to get?
MadmanPoet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happens in the new Star Wars movie?
SwitchHiker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Jason Alexander as awkward/loveable as George in real life?
cro_magnus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was calling that Mets game like last year, and do they have any plan to bring you back in the booth in the near future?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think are the best stand up comedians still touring today? Not including yourself of course
rperg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA! I am also a car guy, and was wondering, what's your favorite car you've owned?
GreyyCardigan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Sir Jerry. I absolutely hated Regis and Kelly, but when they had you on--seemingly as a potential replacement for Regis--I fell in love with what you brought to the show. I'm guessing that you were offered the position. What made you stray from it?
Not-even-in-flames ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Which Seinfeld actor is most like their character? Which is the least like their character?
omkmg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the real-life you were Superman, who would be your real-life Lex Luthor and Bizarro?
ptwfrynzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with airline food?
WolfSpartan1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any advice for aspiring comedians?
tgpo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw you when you came to Augusta, GA. You killed!
Do you go into a set expecting some idiot to yell something out while you're talking? Does it bother you, or is it all just part of the job?
samuelk1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You and Joel Hodgeson are good friends. What do you think of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Remember when you won the race that time against Duncan? That was awesome.
Tonyclifton69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry... What do you miss the most about not being famous?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there an episode of Senfield you actually hated? Or maybe just didn't enjoy filming?
G-manP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the craziest story you could tell us about a day on the set of 'Seinfeld'?!
PS huge fan Jerry, I remember being young and listening to your bit about being a Silver Medalist and thinking "This man is brilliant!" So thank you for that!
davinitupoverhere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
First question: Who is one person you've always wanted to meet, but haven't?
Second question: Will you be my friend?
rightbryce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for the best TV show ever!! I literally watch one or two episodes a day.
As a big superman fan, I've been curious, what did you think of the movie Man of Steel?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Biggest/longest laugh you ever got? I know it might not translate very well to text but maybe some one can find a clip.
Remington_Snatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, and not that you would need to but, do you still mark down the sizes on your pants so you feel slimmer?
greenlightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What shows that are on television today do you find funny/entertaining?
ColRockAmp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I've never seen an episode of your show, and I'm sorry. Everyone says I should have. If I were to watch one episode, which one should it be?
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, a lot of comedians these days do a fair amount of drugs/drinking, and use foul language. Today's comedian doesn't feel like what you embody.
That being said, do you smoke weed? Have you ever tried it?
sweetas314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You will give me an answer!? Um... Uh... What's your favorite type of coffee?
yourorbitaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for joining us, Jerry. A question for the postmodern in you: What contemporary shows do you think have effectively built on the concept of "a show about nothing?" How and why?
By the way, really digging the "There's nothing to watch..." ads on subways and LIRR. Always worth a hearty chuckle.
p00p0nmychest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When will Mets bring the title back to flushing??
ManishMan11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Out of all the celebrities/comedians you have come across in your career/daily life, who is the one person that still leaves you in awe of what they've accomplished or who they are as a human being?
deedle_dee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find it more/ less busy now that you are finished with Seinfeld? How do you balance family/ work life? I have a 1 year old and it's crazy busy, it must be insane for you to balance it all! (Big fan btw)
KPexEAw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you ever run out of space to hold your Porsche collection I'll gladly hold on to a few for you here in Canada. I have a 2002 996 turbo myself (my 3rd Porsche) and love your enthusiasm for the marque, I've seen a few of your gems over the years at the Monterey Historics.
MoominMorran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY!
Is there any episode of Seinfeld you regret doing? (Why?) If not, what is your least favorite episode?
Btw, i think your halloween mask joke is one of the funniest things i have heard! Dont know why, but its just perfect.
Eurell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But seriously. What IS the deal with airline food?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the newest Superman movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Pizza or French Fries?
Tnargkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite thing of the Oxford comma?
WackyGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry Seinfeld! Is there anything that annoys you about being a successful comedian? Thanks!
Biggie2207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one characteristic about "seinfeld's" jerry Seinfeld that is untrue about the real jerry Seinfeld
drum_playing_twig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since most of us started liking you for making us laugh, could you tell us a joke?
programonaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I just wanted to tell this story because it means a lot to me and it shows what kind of stand-up guy you are (pun not initially intended, but now it somewhat is):
A few years ago, my dad was a manager for a fancy hotel in Orlando,FL. You stayed there after a gig, and after said gig, you had requested use of the roof/pool area and a large TV so you could review your performance. First off, it's so cool that even after being one of the greatest comedians of all time you still try to improve. Damn.
Second, the hotel's restaurant was emptying their grease traps at that time since it was late at night. It just so happens that the smell, which is eerily similar to poop, worked its way up to the roof where you were scrutinizing yourself on screen. You called to let the staff no and my dad showed up on the scene for damage control.
He said you were so gracious and even said some funny things to make light of the situation and entertain the staff.
I just wanted to say that story is cherished in our family. It's the little things that make the real difference in people's lives, and this one made a difference in mine. It made me interested in comedy, and it helped me realize how to be better. It also just is a great little story to have and tell.
Thanks,
-A
papascubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First time I've ever been on time to an ama and I can't think of anything to ask
flateric420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I loved Seinfeld when growing up, and always watch the reruns when I see them on. Recently I started watching Curb your Enthusiasm, and I was wondering, is Larry David as socially retarded as the character George or, as in Curb your Enthusiasm? Because honestly... some of the things those characters do...
Thejacobplumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry: The bro or Manzire?
OptionK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite novel?
What time do you usually go to sleep at night/wake up in the morning?
Are there any actors/comedians that you've met since Seinfeld ended that you think would be great as guest stars on the show? Do you have particular ideas for characters they could play or do you just think they would fit into the Seinfeld universe?
Do you like guacamole?
Thanks so much for doing this AMA! I'm obviously a huge fan. Sometimes it feels like everything that happens in my life reminds me in some way of Seinfeld. It's a pretty fun way to experience the world.
Mister2by4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of Seinfeld being on Netflix?
iiDrushii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, is there an up and coming comic in particular that you're REALLY hoping gets noticed?
Videlectrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost every conversation I have with my father involves him saying, "That's just like in Seinfeld when..." So, thank you for giving my father a way to talk to me.
My question: Have you written any jokes post-Seinfeld (the show) and thought, "Wow - we could have written a great episode around this premise."?
rob1nsky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! What is your favorite type of coffee? And how do you take it?
_FREE_HAT_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really hate everyone who's owned a pony?
injellyfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is anyone else reading all of the replies in his voice?
Dazboy007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does this mean Louis CK has passed your infamous "speed-dial" selection criteria?
Onloooker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Mr. Seinfeld. I am reading all of your answers in your voice. Are you reading this question in my voice? How does it feel to know that your voice is instantly recognizable? Does fame make you happier?
Rizzoriginal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can my band Objective Perspective open up for you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we hang out sometime?
azizali23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your most expensive car you own
RhodieShortsSwag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what is your weirdest talent that we wouldn't know about? (I.e., you build houses of cards, or play the clarinet, or paint.)
Also, good job with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. My mom showed me you had a new show and we loved it, especially the episode with Michael Richards.
desmopressin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have to make sacrifices to pursue your passion for comedy? What were they and what risks were involved?
By the way, I loved Seinfeld growing up, and I am able to relate a quote or scene to something seemingly daily, much to my wife's annoyance.
kevinpalmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's going on with the Mets? Can't you just buy them and things turned around?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And what's the best kind of slice/pie to get?
southsidekorean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you explain where the rivalry between you and Newman stems from?
thebuggalo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Every time I go to Fairways on 72nd, I am reminded of your episode with Alec Baldwin and look over in the cafe to see if you are there. Love CICGC and looking forward to the new season! I was wondering if there is anyone you'd love to have on that hasn't been able to appear yet (or anyone who isn't traditionally thought of as a comedian, but you know would be perfect for the format of the series).
Thanks so much for the years and years of laughs and entertainment. Seinfeld has been a huge part of my life, and is constantly quoted with friends and family.
StateLoveTrust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read that you attended SUNY-Oswego for six seconds. What the hell attracted you to the lake-effect snow capitol of NY State? Why did you leave?
SKSmokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have no idea the number of pedantic conversations I've been able to have thanks to spending high school/college watching your show. Thank you sir...and my question, why would goods sent by car be called "shipment" but goods sent by ship be called "cargo?"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Alright Jerry, let's up the stakes. Did you ever bang Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman film?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I love you!
I was brought up on Seinfeld and always try and catch it an episode online when there's nothing worth watching on tv.
I loved the whole story arc in 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' about getting Seinfeld back together, great idea.
Do you or Larry have any ideas for there to ever be a chance of an actual reunion show in the future? Or do you think there was enough closure with the 'Curb..' story?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your biggest bomb in the history of your career and did you consider quitting comedy because of it?
Turdtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advice would you give to those people trying to make it in Stand-Up?
somekindofbrendon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you feel about the reunion of the Seinfeld cast on Curb Your Enthusiasm? I heard that you weren't too keen on the idea. As someone who totally believes in artists leaving the glory days behind and trying something new, I was a little surprised when the episode aired. Were you emotional, and nostalgic, or just grumpy and annoyed?
P.s. Love Comedians in Cars. Seeing some of my favourite comedians chat as real people is great.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the topic of becoming a pirate, is that something that interests you?
gjoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite standup-comedian ever?
Arandanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what advice do you have for a young person aspiring to start a standup career but starting from the bottom?
thanks for coming by! I appreciate your response.
greetingstoyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I've always loved your standup, Seinfeld, and now CCC. All of the CCC episodes are great, but my favorite is the Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks episode. It looks like you guys talked for hours, all the way back to your car as you were leaving. They honestly remind me of my grandparents.
What are some of your favorite early TV or movie comedies, including any from Mel and Carl? Thanks for your time!
SloppyPencil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think is the top stand up comedian working right now.
doonkune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When the cast of "Seinfeld" went out to dinner, was it just assumed that Julia Louis-Dreyfus picked up the check, her being a rich heiress?
chicagostyleasshole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is it possible to swap a porsche engine and tranny into a vw van?
Bill_S_PrestonEsq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
sinceyoubeensean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the joke or plot that's aged the best/worst since Seinfeld ran?
TheFeve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why don't you do more dick jokes?
RodGab749 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you prepare for your role as a bee in The Bee Movie?
pimpinaintez18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watch cicgc and think its amesome watching two amazingly talented people talk with each other. It almost seems like you guys are testing each other and sparring each other to see who is smarter/funnier than the other. Do you ever let down that comedian defensive stance and have a regular conversation? Or when comedians get together this is a normal interaction/conversation?
jabba_the_wut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite environment for a show? Small and intimate or 20,000 theater.....
shoeshapednugget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some television shows that you are currently watching?
chimmychamma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
first time you met michael richards and your initial impression?
Cant say ive watched any other show more than Seinfeld. Thank you for all the laughs!
Brivolbn7q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's one piece of advice you would give to a college student in the current state of America?
The_Real_Irish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
rjkmediaaol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which CICGC episode was the hardest to edit down because you loved so much of what you shot?
BornTradition ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you happy with the way Seinfeld ended? It seemed that it was a good way to recap the show but not a way to leave a good taste in the audiences mouth at the end.
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most ridiculous thing that has happened to you from your fame?
GIANTSTALKLIKETHIS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite color that doesn't start with a vowel?
bakke15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,Just started watching Seinfeld all over again yesterday. I was only 13 when is started watching it. Great show I am from Belgium. please follow me on twitter, @bakke2010
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the most recent Superman movie?
xredditnoobx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have a non-comedian on CCC, who would it be and why? Other than Superman.
T-Bills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why was Seinfeld called Seinfeld?
KingGojira ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your LEAST favorite thing to do everyday? Or the least interesting thing, in case everything is your favorite.
gkelley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you say, "Hello, Newman," for us? Just kidding. That wouldn't really work on the internet :/
nickd87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the best show ever
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever considered pursuing a movie career?
earvid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When the show ended I read an article in a TV trade magazine saying that rather than a show about nothing, your real motto was "no hugging, no learning" to balance out the sappiness of Family Ties. Is this true, or was that magazine making it up? Favorite show of all time BTW. Thanks!
emperorstea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George is never specifically identified as Jewish (or any other religion), but according to some hints given in the show, it is most likely that he is Catholic. Is this true?
APlaidZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many takes did the Scene where Mr. Constanza fights Elaine take? I can only imagine that it took an unreasonably large amount of time, that'd be impossible to keep a straight face for...
Minutes2Midnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you drape yourself in velvet if it were socially acceptable?
spate42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry
You want to grab a cup of coffee next time you're in Chicago? I'll pick you up, we can chat, then chat a little more in the coffee shop. What do ya say?
dillonstehsecz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are your favorite standup comedians?
Flimmersee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my Gosh! You're Jerry Seinfeld! No questions, only here to tell you I love you <3
OruTaki ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's the best commedian I don't know about?
TheNorthernLanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you're a good man. I have one question ,
Do you have any advice for someone pursuing a career in the film industry?
suddenlysmuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of father ted ?
toxik0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I saw you live a couple years ago. You were hilarious, but I couldn't help but notice how scratchy your voice was! Is it painful? How do you prep your voice for stand-up?
KamBC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Louis CK take a break to jerk off like a troll when he was your guest?
Gangstablu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I'm a huge fan! What is your favorite band?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is the show ever coming back?
hairylegz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite idea for a Seinfeld episode that did NOT make it into the show? Thanks for the AMA!
wpmullen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite of Jerry's girlfriends on Seinfeld, on and off the show? Big Fan, thanks for doing this, you're awesome!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, how are you?
I grew up watching Seinfeld, good stuff. Thanks.
hctazpalmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your most memorable moment while filming Seinfeld
Vinovidivici ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I love CCC. We never saw if you got a speeding ticket in the episode with Chris Rock. Did you get one?
Also, what's the most unreal thing that happened while shooting the show?
lockstock_teardrops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I enjoyed Bee Movie, but I'm not sure about your experience. Would you want to work on another film?
kjp811 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
What, in your opinion, is the most beautiful car ever made?
My vote goes to the Ferrari 250 GTO..
Retardbrotherthrowaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question. Just wanted you to know I love you more than a straight man should love a man.
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the most recent Superman film?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Curb Your Enthusiasm, the reunion season, it's played off that you and Larry David would just lock yourselves in a room and bounce ideas off each other, is that how you actually wrote Seinfeld episodes?
fennar01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have never seen an episode of Seinfeld, would you recommend I watch it illegally?
Strykrol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Advice for aspiring comedians: When writing bits, write your material...
A) with the exact phrasings and inflection , planning out seemingly "random" tangents and segues
B) With bullet-pointed jokes, transition and talk to the audience on the spot
Addahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider being a guest on Comedy Bang! Bang!?
big_pops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you pay off my student loans?
Thanks.
Smug_developer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what's the background on the feud between your character and Neuman's in Seinfeld? Also, apart from your Porsche, what is your favorite car??
earth2james ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what do you like to watch on tv nowadays? do you think south park is funny?
Yeah__science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has your approach to crafting comedy evolved over the years? Also, how in the hell do you actually craft comedy? I like to think I'm a mildly funny guy, but the idea of trying to write material down seems so hard to me! I actually think it seems like a really hard job to be able to consistently spew funny crap out of my brain but all of you professionals make it look seamless.
EatSleepLiftRock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Out of all the things youve done in your career, Movies, television, stand up comedy etc, what was your favorite? Was there anything that you really wanted to do on Seinfeld that you weren't able to?
nathan1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do an incredible job on being funny in multiple media outlets. Obviously with your stand up, then "Seinfeld," a couple of movies, and now the internet. How do you think comedy has changed with the internet and what trends, if any, have you seen with young upcoming comics?
Sincerely,
A huge Seinfeld fan who discovered you when I had mono and found it to be the best medicine. As well as an aspiring comic in San Francisco.
Trib3tim3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Besides yourself, who is you favorite comedian and why?
YippieKiAy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, why did Louis C.K. have keys to your apartment?
thebossXI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to change the ending of Seinfeld now, how would you make it different?
bangorthebarbarian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the corniest joke in the world?
tybervon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if you and one person from seinfeld were stuck on a desert island for the rest of your lives who Is the one person you wish it would be and why? (it could be a writer, producer, or cast member)
Daprotagonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your biggest inspiration to get into comedy?
capt_choob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Given the option (assuming you haven't been given the option already) would you take over a talk show?
APlaidZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel to have created one of the most quotable shows of all time?
MiniaturePinscher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's funniest thing larry david has done?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld!
What is one scene from Seinfeld that you still laugh at to this day? Also, what is one non-Seinfeld or non-CICGC show or movie that makes you laugh hysterically?
Have a great day!
iamanewdad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Veteran here and I just wanted to thank you for the performance at the Stand Up for Heroes event at Madison Square Garden in November. You were hysterical.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you and George gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, who, in your opinion, is the hardest working comedian in show biz today?
nomad1976 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello mr. Seinfeld. I really like your online show. Do you buy any of the cars you drive on the show ?
WarmedAcorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's the deal with airline food ?
Bsandhu3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's idea was it to put a hidden Superman in every episode of Seinfeld?
ItsACharlieDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is a more convincing Larry David? Jason Alexander or Larry David? I know it's a tough question. Who would you choose though?
justinjay700 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite comedian?
jmset3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Veep and all the viewing mediums that actors, writers, and directors have available today?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question for you, but just want to let you know that I truly enjoyed your work growing up. Thank you very much.
celeryburger2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
unsure if anyone asked this but what is your perception of Michael Richards racial comments a few years back?
Why can some comedians talk about certain subjects and others cannot?
Jrindner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was the inspiration for the death by invitation?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are the chances of Seinfeld DVD or BluRays being rereleased with higher quality video? I have the complete collection (the big black box) and the video quality is worse than what airs on TBS very night.
Side note - LOVED the show. I know it had to end sometime, but I'd love to see the cast interaction with the present-day world. Wish it was still going.
zdepaolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this Jerry! I saw the instagram picture Wale put up a while back with you in the studio (recording the outro you were on I assume). How did that friendship come to be? It seems like you two are on completely opposite sides of the spectrum. Thanks in advance if you reply!
BritishBrownie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to move to a country on a different continent and make a show there for the people in that country, what country would you choose and how would you base the show?
jessigorawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing this! If there was one comedian from the past that you could do a CCC with, who would it be and why? If only that DeLorean was a time machine...
twisted42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could only own 1 Porsche for the rest of time, which one would it be and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! I am a huge fan from growing up with your show. I have a question relating to longevity of the 'Seinfeld' series: How did you keep it fresh for everyone involved? Each episode has a certain crispness that unsuccessful sitcoms had failed to achieve. Thank you for your time!
IGotSkills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PC or Console?
bestcoastiswestcoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I've pretty well seen Seinfeld in its entirety about 10 times, and quote it constantly. Big fan. I've got a couple of curiosity on my brain.
First, what was it like working with Michael Richards? Did he ever get on your nerves, or was it mostly pretty hilarious? I imagine it was ridiculously hard to stifle laughter at times - how did you handle that? The episode that comes to mind was Kramer's Gonorrhea. Did you train yourself to stop laughing after or a while, or was it just shoot over and over until you got through a scene without cracking up? After watching some bloopers, I saw that Julia Louis-Dreyfus could hardly get through a scene.
Second, are you still in contact with the "gang"? Did you build an awesome friendship with Jason, Julia, Michael, Wayne, and so forth? I like to imagine all of you sitting around, drinking beers and watching old reruns. Does this ever happen?
I hope to hear back! You're the king, man!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the comedian world competitive?
badisbad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didnt jerry and Elaine end up together in the show?
imlost19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell Mr. David that the world requires another season of Curb. Thank you,
- The World
geman777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you aware your full name has many anagrams. One being Naked Jersey Frill? Do you happen to be Naked in Jersey alot getting your frills on?
(middle name of Kal included)
Jenquers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, huge fan of your work! I just wanted to clear up a confusing interview you had with Larry King a few years back. Was Seinfeld cancelled?
Xatana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which would you rather fight? 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?
danielcgold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What really is the deal with airplane peanuts.
communal-napkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In a recent magazine interview with your wife, it was revealed you had two dachshunds. Any funny dachshund stories?
KeybladeSpirit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any non-comedy related interests or hobbies and if so, what are they? I think we all know about your love of Superman, but is there anything else?
If you hadn't gotten famous off your comedy, where do you think you'd be today? Do you ever wish you were just "fame-ish?"
Badgerisbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much harder is it to do a clean show. No swearing, no sex jokes, basically family friendly, but still keep the adults laughing? Seems much more difficult these days.
derekscurveball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CCC is an awesome show. Kudos. Also, any chance we can get you to ditch the mets and come over to the dark side (Yankees)?
uncgunner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Jason laughing when Julia shouts "I don't like this thing!" in this scene? I've always thought he was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8nfXZukpgY
elliottw420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
for the guest stars that went on to find their own TV success after appearing on Seinfeld, did any of their success come as a surprise? were there any where you thought, "this person has got it, i have no doubt they will make it."
Comeflywthme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite superman comic?
phdoofus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's been your best idea that you haven't been able to convince the networks to run with? (no I'm not in the industry)
Sincerus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses?
ordmantel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite color?
Jack_Payback ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you offended by anything or is all fair in comedy? For example, do you laugh at a good holocaust joke? Have you ever found yourself thinking, "he/she/they should not joke about that?"
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie? Excited for Superman VS Batman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, just wondering as massive as Seinfeld has made you, do you wish you could take the route Stephen King and JK Rowling have where they write under a pseudonym and see if they can get published again, or if they're just being bought because of their name.
Do you wish you could take the stage again as an unknown and see if you can put people in stitches still?
Huffy925 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, I hear you're coming to my hometown on April 26th. I already bought tickets and I can't wait to see you. I know this isn't a question, but as a 18 yea old I have to tell you, you're the funniest comedian out of everyone I have ever watched! Thanks for doing what you do!
NakedChoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was Kenny Rogers Roasters really that good?
havalinaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever regret using your name as the title for Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is Marcus Johns in person?
Hypocrat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever actually had carpal tunnel from signing checks?
dtforbus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're a huge Porsche fan. I grew up riding and driving Porsches with my father and would consider myself a Porsche nut as well. What's your favorite Porsche that you own? Can I guess it's a gt2? Also, what's your favorite non-Porsche to zip around in. Big fan of all your work!
the_shape ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from Leno, you're voice and delivery is probably one of the popular to do an impression of.
So I gotta ask.. who does the best Jerry Seinfeld impression? Worst?
k-gun12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you guys come up with the names for some of the extra characters on Seinfeld (Todd Gak, Carl Fargman, etc)? The names immediately make the character funny before they even say a word..
IceCreamSneakaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're my hero Jerry. I hope one day to be half as funny as you are.
just_stuck_in_ohio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeff Schaeffer is a friend of mine, and he used to write for Seinfeld. Do you, by any chance, remember him?
jsanc117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, did you ever buy Bania the meal you owed him at Mendy's? The soup's not a meal.
mozzarella72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what do you think of self driving cars? Do you ever see yourself owning one in the future?
soulruler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most "famous" episode of Seinfeld that you can't believe is as popular as it is, because you don't think it's as funny as everyone says it is or some other similar reason?
Confusedbusboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite part of being a comedian?
sarphinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, and thanks!
Favorite episode or scene from Seinfeld?
este_hombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, as a Superman fan what was your opinion on the recent Man of Steel Movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still hang out with the cast (just the four of you)?
Who is your least favorite comedian/person?
Crayzinz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Just wanted to say hi and tell you how much I enjoyed your show in Albany NY a few years ago. I haven't laughed that hard since. My father is a huge fan of your show. He's seen every episode probably 5 times since it came out and still watches to this day. I know he would be thrilled if you could do a little shout out to him in reply to this comment. His name is Mike
MaplSaltilamokia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Steinfeldt quick question. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it who does Bill Cosby's taxes?
knutella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, never been this early to an AMA of someone I admire!
Ok so:
1) What is some advice you have for someone who is trying to start in the comedy business (writing/stand-up/improv/etc.)?
2) What was your worst audition ever?
3) Many of the actresses who played your onscreen GFs have gone onto other big roles. Do you ever imagine crossovers? For example, after Amy smooched you and cousin Jeffery, she decided to smooth the would-be meth king of the South-West.
djozura ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks much for doing the AMA. What did you guys end up doing with the puffy shirt?
sweetschaef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I use your box seats at a Mets game this season?
Kylonzor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which person/s has inspired you?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie?
Ursuped ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think is the funniest scene of seinfeld?
eats_aborted_fetuses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many ways have people pronounced your last name wrong?
myvibes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the alternate ending of seinfeld created by a reddit user? http://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1ufm2z/how_seinfeld_should_have_ended/
JamesD203 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You da man Jerry. What are your guilty pleasures?
shitonmydickandnips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Qweniden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite current television show?
yoda101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What shows and comedians do you enjoy now?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello! (read this with uncle Leo's tone of voice for best results)
Thanks for doing the AMA. Got a question about CCC.
How difficult (or easy) is it to have real and natural conversations while all those cameras are pointed at you and the guest? From the intitial phone call, to picking up the guest at their home, it all feels very organic. Is that just the way it is or does it take a lot of orchestrating and multiple takes?
deannabrook115 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get started as a comedian/actor? What made you decide that's what you wanted to do? Are you still friends with the costars of Seinfeld?
shopstaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what do you think about your co-stars on the show?
E-710 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about Porsche's new hybrid supercar?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with Airlines?
mattkenefick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I knew you didn't return that book in 1971. Mr. Bookman had you figured out from the start... You and your good time buddies.
WEIGHED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You were a pioneer in modern, observational humor which I think naturally led us to "reality" themed comedy.
social_taboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you such a pampas ass? I mean, you seem so full of yourself, and the REALLY funny thing, is you're a below average Comedian. I mean, Louie runs circles around you, yet you seem to think you are above him in some way. I will prolly get downvoted for this, but...it is what it is.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite comedian(s)?
ebone23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airplane food?
rshank3499 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite car you own? What is your favorite car from CICGC?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Indianapolis in 2000. I barfed a lung from laughing so much. So it'd be cool if you could send some money for that. I'd accept Dominican rolled crepes as well.
ali42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Do you still keep in touch with the other cast members?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman flick??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! As a teenager, did you dream about having the life you live today? If not, what life did you dream of at 18/19 years old?
guruatma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I teach 5th grade, and sometimes I have a student who is brilliant but very annoying (in a classroom setting). I often think maybe he'll grow up to be great comedian. What were you like in 5th grade?
chase_elliott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's another random thing that cracks you up as much as the Buddy Rich tapes?
munkytoucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Louis CK was a great guest! A couple quick questions: WHat is your favorite book? Who is/are you favorite comedians? What is your favorite show (that you have no affiliation with)? Thanks!
fartforart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch a lot of TV? And if so, what are your favorite shows that are on right now?
CatoAsAPun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the most substantial, initial moment where you realized your career would be in comedy?
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find yourself relating your everyday experiences to Seinfeld episodes?
nwv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So it's cold, huh?
Dirty_Old_Town ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. How did your love of Porsche begin?
I_Conquer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I think you're a pretty amazing person who's done some cool things. Do you know anyone who was floundering in their mid-30s, only to go on and do something interesting or even amazing? I could use a little inspiration here.
Many thanks.
p000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, first off, Thank you for CCC and the great aesthetics of the show.
You mention to Larry David that the comedian must have a lazy mind. Seinfeld's characters weren't very ambitious and didn't achieve much either.
Still, you also essentially lived on the set of Seinfeld and didn't watch a movie while making the show, that's how hard you worked for it.
What should a Seinfeld fan believe in huh?
BoogerPresley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you actually use pHisoHex? I thought it was funny that it was name-dropped in the Apology episode, seeing as how it was taken off the OTC market in the late 70s and is now only used by hospitals and germophobes.
BigD28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Personally who was your favorite person to work with on Seinfeld, if you had to chose one. What was your favorite episode to film?
oh_hai_dan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld,
I grew up watching Seinfeld from a relatively young age and am now 30 years old. I also saw you in Orlando last year and it was an ABSOLUTE blast.
What are your thoughts about young generations growing up with your show compared to adults?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the newest Superman flick?
burnsssss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When do you think the Mets will return to the playoffs?
Also, how often do you see Jason, Michael and the rest of the Seinfeld gang?
Do you ever use Seinfeld quotes in your daily life?
tyrion_lannis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Thanks for doing this AMA! Have you ever done a comedy battle (like rappers with their rap battles) vs another comedian? Who would you want to battle if you were to do one?
TunaThePanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You haven't done a lot of film work. Is there a genre you would love to star in or direct? What's is your favorite film in that genre?
If you could make or star in a re-make what would it be and why?
PS - Huge fan! My fiancรฉ adores you, too :-)
inowpronounceyou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry! My kids and I love listening to the recording of "I'm telling you for the last time!" My question is this: Were the questions/answers completely improvised? I have always assumed so, but the "Newman" bit just seems so perfect.
You quite possibly get asked to do that a lot. Maybe this wasn't such a great question.
Jumanjis_Legit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, what is your favorite model porsche; and why?
NYCCine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - thanks so much for doing this. I really love SEINFELD and I really enjoy the behind the scenes stuff you do talking about comedy, like CCC and that HBO talk you did with Louis, Rock and Ricky G. Question: besides you and Larry, what writer(s) would you credit the most in the absurd genius of SEINFELD?
superkbf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry seinfeld. i show many excerpts from seinfeld in my linguistics classes to illustrate language phenomena, for example morphology and word formation are very well illustrated by "regifter" and "degifted" from the label maker. i have compiled examples for nearly all aspects of linguistics, from phonology to discourse analysis to language acquisition and corpus linguistics. q1) can you comment on how much you, larry david and the writers obsessed about language, word choice, sentence composition, etc for the seinfeld episodes and q2) how do i get permission to publish a book on linguistics based on the seinfeld television series? thank you jerry seinfeld!
jahalmighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! When Seinfeld comes on the TV, do you watch or change the channel?
HarlemJazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I've always said if I could have one job in show business at ANY TIME in history, it would be a writer on Seinfeld.
My question is... what ever happened to Mom and Pop? Did they steal your shoes?
youngpapichampagne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I just wanted to say that I love Seinfeld. Its brilliantly written and acted and one of the only shows that I can watch over and over and still see something new. Thanks!
Richsii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since you're a Superman fan I'd love to know what you thought of the latest movie.
SuperMohi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge fan.
When will you ever release a HBO Special/Louis CK download type show of your recent stand up? I can never come see you live and would love to see your new stuff.
Thanks
MagnusRobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
I love CICGC - can't get enough of it. One question - where can I find a list of the cool jazz music you use in the show? Hard to find info about it.
marcelowit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Jason Alexander's toupe? Would to recommend it to Larry David?
Adude09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what was your worst experience as a stand up comedian?
devoooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the funniest person you have ever met? Most fun?
tlease181 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched the CICGC episode with Seth Meyer just because I saw you were driving the 73 RS in it. You said you wouldn't get rid of it until you were dead....so is there like....a waiting list or something?
RodQui_Kappo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs and one liners that I use almost on a daily basis.
My question to you would be:
Are you the master of your domain?
RedSquaree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, been a fan of the Seinfeld show and have watched episodes, by my calculation, over 10,000 times. I'm Irish and the Seinfeld show was not nearly on TV enough. I love CICGC and your standup comedy, and I'm looking particularly forward to the Stern episode!
I don't have a question, but if you could just acknowledge my existence, that would make my year. Cheers!
RippyMcBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is one of the greatest shows ever made and I absolutely love it but I also know you are a huge car enthusiast, what is your favorite car of all time, or one that you would love to own but haven't been able to get your hands on?
Thatoneguymalik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your best advice to young comedians starting out?
yvgeni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that Seinfeld would have had the same success if it were developed today instead of two decades ago? Do you think that TV comedies today owe a lot to the sensation that was Seinfeld, or have they gone in a different direction?
IAMA_SWEET ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Absolutely huge fan and I appreciate all that you have given us.
Just one question: who was your favorite non-protagonist character? In other words, your favorite non-main character that you enjoyed working with/seeing on screen/character type etc. Thank you Jer!
sicknarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thoroughly enjoyed HBO's "Talking Funny" and seeing such amazing comedians such as yourself, gervais, rock, and ck interacting and discussing comedy in general. Any plans to do anything like that again? And is there any comedian today whose material really stands out as outstanding to you?
TwoWorldsCoexisting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, what's the deal with airplanes?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! I just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie?
PathofTotality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, since you're such a big Superman fan, what did you think of Man of Steel?
eagerbeaver1414 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I enjoyed your cameo in "Louie". Would you ever actually take over a show like Late Show if given the opportunity?
Baial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved that HBO special talking funny, would you do another?
tommyburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing this!
I saw you perform years ago at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, you were awesome.
Question: What were your favorite clubs to stand-up, and do you miss doing stand-up?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this. Where did the idea for the Seinfeld finale come from? I mean everyone getting sent to jail was very our of left field. Still a great episode, just I always wondered
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do Lloyd Braun ever catch on to your tomfoolery?
pyrochyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, who was the hottest girl you have slain? (You do not need to post full names)
rocko430 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
love coffee and cars! at any point in the future will there be a point you will get more in depth with the cars?
oksoundscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
mr seinfeld what is the deal with airline food?
Arsenault185 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just finished re-watching the series with the last episode yesterday. My God, you 4 were terrible people. Thank you for the years of laughs, I can't imagine the jokes will ever get old.
That said, what would you say to people who think "Seinfeld" wasn't a funny show?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! I saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie?
Cheesyenchilada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say to those who work at concert halls/venues that claim you are the worst client to work with, insist that you are rude to the employees, and do not allow workers to look directly at you?
ChilvalrousLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up watching your show and still watch it everyday. In my opinion it is the best show to ever be put on TV. Thank you for countless hours of laughter. Just wanted to say that you're awesome.
Do you have a single favorite episode of Seinfeld? And if so which one is it?
alaskasam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you like to go fishing? ever caught a king salmon? or a halibut?
John243 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your absolute favorite episode of Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to choose one individual piece of work to be remembered by, what would it be and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you're a part of something as huge as Seinfeld, is it strange to have all of your work boiled down to a single project in the minds of most people? Especially when that project is pretty far in the rear view?
shoeshapednugget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planning on doing another version of Talking Funny? That was a fantastic hour of television
thesuccessfultroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what do you think about wealth inequality in the US? Do you believe the struggles of the working class is a legit problem?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, why do they call it "ovaltine"?
Trib3tim3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Julia Dreyfus 1994 or 2014?
protzel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did Seinfeld come to life when it was thought of as a pitch in the productive division of the NBC headquarters?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you excited for the 2014 Mets?
Also, you should come to /r/NewYorkMets
Bill_S_PrestonEsq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obligatory: Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? (Welcome to reddit)
MoparMogul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a dry AMA..
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie???
eatgreentrainmean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
as a comedian in show business, how did you find yourself not getting involved in drugs, sex, alcohol, and the whole party rock star lifestyle?
Fearless_Freep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's something that you find mildly interesting about yourself, that all of us would find shocking?
ilovecaptcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry ! Big fan here! What do you think about sitcoms today?
Livefrom711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanna say thank you for "Seinfeld" and "Curb your Enthusiasm"!
JDP90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with shrinkage?
SteamySteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Thanks for doing this AMA. Did you always know that you wanted to be a comedian? Did you have any other career plans when you were around college age? I don't know if these questions have been asked before but I'm guessing you probably get a lot of repeats anyways.
Johnnyboy9989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you working on any other projects besides CCC?
XXVariation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What recent trend in comedy do you hate the most?
TheBigShamrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite classic car to drive?
thingker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you feature a few more American classics on CCC, please? I'm hankerin' for a Ford GT40 to rumble around town with Jim Gaffigan.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any other projects you're working on?
Jugdish68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Please tell me your first words really were "Leave me alone"
Robert_Goulet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During your stand-up career, what was the worst heckler experience and how did you handle it?
crapnapkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which comedian, do you feel, has the best comedic timing?
GreatRedFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been to /r/Seinfeld? It's the most important thing to ever happen!
justbflat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry, BIG.. i mean BIG fan of your show from India.. and I didn't even get around to having access to Seinfeld until 2003..
quick que: will you ever please plan to be in India for a standup?!
nicolettevalencia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I just have to say I acquired my latest job working in digital marketing thanks to you. I have been obsessed with Seinfeld since I was four years old and have been able to quote every episode since the age of eight. In my cover letter to my current employer, I said: "Yada Yada Yada, I hope you call me for an interview." ...And I got the job. Thanks all to you!
BottomScreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld never gets old. Still waiting for season 10. Take your time Jerry!!! Love ya
ThePige ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, what do you think of the Chappelle drama where he walked off-stage in the middle of a show?
nonprocrastinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you agree with the idea that Seinfeld was so good that it destroyed the careers of its main actors?
tylerthor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Out of all the Porsches made, which would drive everyday and which would you lock up in a vault not to be opened for 30 years?
feroxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CICGC is ridiculously well produced, I end up craving coffee (well, more than usually) and cars (and that doesn't even make sense!) after every episode. Really nice work. I wonder how much/what behind-the-scenes stuff goes on - how long do you guys work per episode?
babelincoln61 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I have 3 questions for you.
What has been your favorite project that you've worked on outside of Seinfeld? If it's too hard to pinpoint one, maybe a few of your favorites that readily come to mind?
Seinfeld was obviously one of the most famous shows in the past couple decades. Do you get annoyed when people see you and make references to the show or do you take it as a complement?
When was the first time you realized not only that you were funny, but you could make a career out of it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we be pen pals?
DocWhirlyBird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! First of all, like millions of others, I grew up with and absolutely LOVED Seinfeld!
When Seinfeld kicked off, how well did you know Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and was the rest of the cast aware of how well off her family was? Was she given any sort of special treatment in the early years?
sw2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You talked about the sitcom not being very successful in the first few years of airing. When did you realize that the success and reputation it has now was real?
Se7enLC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with airplane food?
Surfingislife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who did you like working with on screen most during the filming of seinfeld?
imnotagringo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, big fan of your work. My question: are you really the funniest comedian in the world?
bgar0312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how does it feel to know you made the top 5 list of biggest penises in hollywood? i heard it on the radio the other day, way to be awesome in more than just comedy
rbcardsfan105 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're pretty good at observations, Mr. Seinfeld. So through your observations, what do you think is the most pointless thing we do in today's society? Hopefully this is a fun question for you to answer. Thanks for doing this!
mr_m4rk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you:
A) drive a slow car, fast
or
B) drive a fast car, slow
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here! Just saw you live a few weeks ago in Charleston WV. What did you think of the latest Superman movie? Excited to see Superman VS Batman?
JCBDoesGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you come up with the famous Eating a ''Snickers with knife and fork'' idea?
Also it took me a long time to get to love Seinfeld, I was/am a huge Friends fan so I didn't expect it to be better than that, I was talking crap back then don't mind me. Also everyone I know says that the first 2 seasons are kind of not that funny but the rest is just comedy gold. What do you think about this
humandustbin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
goldturtles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No questions just wanted to say I love your work and thanks for helping my granny fall asleep laughing to your reruns airing around 11pm.
tikkar666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry
I've always wondered how Kramer managed to get by financially, with him being without a job / on strike? Sure, he leeched most of his daily food intake from you, but what about paying for his rent and his trips to the price club?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you write a joke what is your process, also what was one of your worst gigs when starting out?
Livefrom711 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm!
alaskasam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
got any good jokes for kids?
Jones_running_bones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you noticed that many predicaments in Seinfeld could be easily resolved if Cell Phones were available during the time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about the state of the sitcom today? There's a generation of series that couldn't exist without your influence, and then there are ones that show no growth from what was being done 20 years ago, but still have enormous success.
freenarative ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just thought to myself "I wonder if I could saddle and ride a reindeer? Them are some horny creatures."
Do you ever think dull things like this?
juanaponymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello.......Jerry.. I will be fulfilling a dream of mine to visit New York city later this year, and I wonder, where is the one place I absolutely HAVE to go during my stay?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
big__penis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how big yo dick
veryseriouspeople ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am a huge fan of your work. I specifically loved your appearances on Watch What Happens Live and your professionalism and commentary around imbibing on set. Have you ever gone back on your stance, or do you always perform 100% sober? Are there other performers that you share this similar view with, or others specifically that you think give comedians a bad rap?
Razorrrr1900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode where you and George went on a trip to somewhere and you were on the phone in the hotel room and George was talking to the cleaning lady Lupae about tucking and not tucking in the bed sheets, you had your routine ready on the napkin but she threw it away. Do you remember what was on that napkin?
BitchesGetStitches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this, Jerry. I have only one question:
Who are these people?
rd211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in one episode there's a mets hat on your wall, and in another a yankees hat, what gives?
Icanthearyoulalala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite new comedians? What comedy shows do you watch?
BigDecisionr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone ever done a great impression of you to you? If not I'd be happy to oblige.
CrowbarOfEmbriage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you getting a 918 Spyder?
What's your favorite modern Porsche?
Also, your former 993 Speedster is still around and runs great; the owner is one of our customers.
The420dwarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
are you tired of people asking about your old show?
CL4P-TP2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider doing something like a Seinfeld Reunion show?
hyeclss007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry, i know how you have a big porsche collection, how do you feel about the carrera gt, is it as brutal of a car as people say it is?
SobieTrice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think is more plausible: a Mets' World Series or a Seinfeld reunion?
TAWP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has it felt to watch actors and actresses who had bit roles on Seinfeld get big? I'm thinking especially of Mariska Hargitay and Jeremy Piven, who "auditioned" for Elaine and George during the NBC pilot casting, but I'm sure there are more.
El_Justiciero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the Conan vs Leno past controversy
Always_be_awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a parenting question: You have many more recources than most parents (money, connections, etc). What is the most significant thing (object) that you've given your children? And what is the most significant non-thing you've given them?
The_Deceptibong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your relationship like with Larry David today? Do you guys hang out in a social sense or just as colleagues?
pwntggrunandheal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your first interaction with the George, Kramer, and Elaine. Not in the show but before even filming the pilot?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any regrets?
OpticalPrime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spaghetti and meat balls or meat sauce?
donrhummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the writing room like for Seinfeld? How did you come up with episodes and seasons?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My cat is named Little Jerry after Kramer's rooster. True story.
Merkelsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite city to perform stand-up in? Why is that your favorite?
DannyBoi1Derz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry where did you get that awesome smooth jazz track that plays when you and George are at the diner conversing over the logistics of "The Switch." I've been looking for it forever!! Were some of the songs in the show original scores?
tinyj316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with bees?
not2hairy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you first started out as a comic, was it difficult not to use profanity, or was that a natural part of your comedy from the get-go?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan here Jerry. I was wondering if you collect anything else other than cars?
rhayward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
PerntDoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your wife writes wonderful cookbooks. What is your favorite food that she makes, and what's the worst dish she ever made?
snowdude1026 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am a huge fan and in the US Army. I am currently stationed at Fort Bliss, Texas in El Paso, Texas. We have a great comedy club here located at laff2nite.com and we have some big names come through. When it comes to Fort Bliss, we have a lot of entertainment that rolls through. We just had Lee Brice play and some other bands.
Question to you is, would you ever consider performing in my town or even on my base? Or any base in general?
huge_jazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is your favorite kind of soup and why aren't you allowed to have any
modestmunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the meaning of Life as you see it?
Meth_Damon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you do if you owned the New York Mets?
LETSAVIT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr Seinfeld. Do you have any regrets in your professional life? Something you wish you put in Seinfeld that you didn't? Things you've done can't watch again? I doubt they'll be many of those.
NDrower13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What prompted you to make Bee Movie? Really?
reticulated_python ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite Seinfeld moment of all time?
Linken90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I must say that I've been a huge fan of your work. Your jokes are brilliant and intelligent, and it's easy to see that you put a lot of work into your writing. As someone who loves comedy, and wants to eventually do comedy (whether in stand up, writing scripts, or maybe even a book), what helpful tip would you give? How do you go about thinking of your material? What is your ritual writing process?
jhdeval ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:37:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I have a question. I know you are a huge car guy which I assume in New York must not be easy to keep to many. My question is do you live in the City? If you do how many cars is your collection and how do you keep them in the City? If not I would still like to know how many.
Rdd15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know who Jim Norton is, and would you have a conversation with him if you bumped into him in public?
Karma_Please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite moment at your time filming Seinfeld
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You da man, Jerry!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you're well known for doing a pretty clean set. What's the dirtiest joke you've ever told?
jyouri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever considered rebooting Seinfeld the upcoming years?
hunnnnner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your all time favorite memory from filming Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
WholeWheatisgood4you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi Jerry, I was a big fan of your show back in the 90's and know it will forever have a place in history of greatest tv sitcoms. I hope to go through the entire series again years down the road and appreciate what a great series it was for 9 seasons. I just have a question for you (answer however serious you want):
If a guest IN REAL LIFE sat down on your couch and peed on it, what would you do? Thanks!!!
Underthepun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of this Onion article?
ChuckStill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
I remember watching a video of you with other comedians including Louis CK and you were talking about how you perform some of the same material from 10 years ago because people come to see you and not the jokes, while Louis says he has new material every time.
I also heard the story behind your poptart joke and how it took years to write a 2 sentence joke.
My Question: With all of these new comedians and popularity in Stand Up, why do you believe in reusing jokes and taking so much time to meticulously produce one joke?
vegrex11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan, thanks for doing this AMA, watching Seinfeld is part of my daily after work routine (yes every freaking day). I have a few questions:
1) What do you think was the biggest obstacle for you when you first started in stand up? How did you overcome it? 2) Which scene, in all of the seasons of Seinfeld, was the hardest to film (nobody could stop laughing/crying/fooling around)? 3) I know your wife has a great new cookbook out, would you say she's the best cook in the world?
Me-Llamo-SlickRick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't say how much I just enjoy the show- I've seen every episode like 20 times each and it still makes me laugh! Thank you so much. My question(s) would be:
Are you happy with the Seinfeld season ending? if you could do (the show/ending) over again would you change anything?
Ballcoozi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is something people don't know about you?
youngkimosabe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, do you still masturbate? If so, how frequent?
Duggur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather wear a puffy shirt for the rest of your life, or only eat pretzels (which in turn would make you very thirsty)?
jay_of_cobie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Are there any stand-up comedians (or comediennes perhaps) that you've seen lately that you enjoyed or perhaps deserve more recognition?
oznobninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had the opportunity to meet Kenny Kramer several years back, please settle this dispute:
Is his "Seinfeld Reality Tour" based on the idea you created in the show, or did you base the "Peterman Reality Tour" episode off Kenny's already existing tours?
zigazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Turd_Burgler2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still master of your" domain"?
Back2zero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you.
Tarijeno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, are you still the master of your domain?
ninjaface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Jason Alexander try to model George after Woody Allen in the beginning of the show and then evolve him more into Larry David?
popdisaster00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is consistently labeled as the funniest sitcom of all time. But, what do YOU think the funniest show of all time is?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's are the pros and con's of being a celebrity?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry.
Would you be offended if I said I actually thought you were dead up until right now?
I have no idea why, just something I always assumed.
cozmonaut22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, just want to say thanks for doing this, and for giving my family something to watch together as we are dinner for the last 22 years! I'm still laughing today, and probably will be forever.
My question is where do you get all the cars for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Are they given to you to use for the show or are some from your personal collection? Thank you! Also, which was your favorite to drive?
skylarwilkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was once said on Oprah that before taping the final Seinfeld episode you told Jason, Julia, and Michael that "whenever someone thinks of one of us, they will think of all 4 of us." How has this affected your life, and what is your relationship actually like? Do you hang out or just do your own thing? Also as a sidenote that bit during Oprah's final week about being in a dream was hilarious.
Nik0Knight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite sitcom?
DrkHoax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it being on the Howard Stern Show? Who was your favorite person to meet?
smallpapi99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How will the NY Mets do this year? Btw if you are not using your seats in any game, can you let me use them so I can take my 4 kids? Thank you for making 'Hello' be used by saying it 'Hellllloooooooo'
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else?
madwickedguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the biggest asshole you've ever worked with. I know that's not a usually answered question in these AMA's, but it's interesting to me to know how you guys feel about each other... it always seems like it's so friendly from the outside.
perc10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Just wanted to say I think you rock. Kept me laughing even when I was going thru some very rough times. Thanks man.
hoodedwarrior12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what IS the deal with corn nuts?
JubilationLee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
What advice would you give to comedians just starting out in today's scene? How has it changed in the last X years?
Thanks for all the laughs!
paulethegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the last year I moved to New York with ambition to become a standup comedian. Beyond writing all the time, and going out to open mics as often as work allows, what is the best advice you can give?
rkdms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry and thanks for doing this!
I am a father to a now almost 15 month old boy; just curious to see if you have any parenting advice or things that have helped you though the years?
Thanks again, I know everyone is appreciate.. Even the jerks!
Deckkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved your show. Thats all.
rydor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your preferred method of making coffee for yourself? (I love making pour-over coffees, personally). Also, how do you stand on light vs. dark roast?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else?
TimSPC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite episode of Looney Tunes? Mine is "Banty Raids", where Foghorn Leghorn runs into that hepcat banty rooster who keeps saying thinks like, "Sick, man. Sick."
ostrow19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about lines from Seinfeld, like double dipping becoming a common part of mainstream culture?
Karma_Please ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your time working with Louis CK. Like?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Huge P-car fan here...do you ever visit Pelican or Rennlist?
AmericanAppareLegal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that you are as funny as we do? Like when you come up with a joke or an idea for the show, do you know it will be a home run, or do you just learn to read an audience and give us what we want.?
TheWarriorOwl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, first and foremost, I started watching Seinfeld after it was cancelled but I would like to think I've seen most if not all of the episodes, and I LOVE that show. I celebrated festivus and everything. So thank you for creating an amazing show about nothing. I've also been watching CCC and it's great.
thenewyorkgod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you share a little about your religious views? Are you Jewish? There are some reports about some involvement in scientology?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any stand-up bits that you were proud of when you wrote them, but that make you cringe when you look back at them today?
Pillar77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have your Porsche 959?
Percolator89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal the with airplane peanuts?
FearNoBeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The bee movie... Seriously?
Arandanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerrycan u start a twitter where u post pics of all ur poop every day?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, when you first became a comedian did you notice any changes in how you thought about certain things or certain situations?
TEHkaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you have done so many different and interesting things these last few years. but it's been a while since your last standup special... is standup on the back burner right now?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in!! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else?
LHStrangelove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you produce an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Do you just call up a random comedian you know and ask? And how much material do you manage to record on average?
Redsox933 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Given the opportunity with HBO the way it is today would you still have done your show on network television or would you have gone with HBO? Why?
zoomass213 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what are some of your favorite shows/sitcoms to watch?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a big fan! Would you consider doing Marc Maron's podcast?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how do you think sitcoms have evolved since Seinfeld? What ways has your show changed the TV landscape? Are there any current sitcoms that stand out to you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After becoming well-versed in both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm (as well as Louis in fact) I noticed a trend among the three of you (yourself, Louis, and Larry) and that's the use of personal experience, and cynicism towards those events in the creation of plots for individual episodes. Later watching some documentaries on the making of Seinfeld I noted that the writers too put a lot of personal experience into their work for the show.
My question then is: To what extent are the plots developed for Seinfeld based off YOUR OWN personal experience, rather than that of Larry or the writers? You are free to give your answer in either fraction or percentage form....decimal form will be discounted as "no answer given".
logan38a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think most TV stations choose to only run the same 12 or so episodes over and over of Seinfeld as reruns?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to thank you for providing me the urge to avoid responsibilities throughout high school and watch your show. Three questions:
1) How did your style as a standup comedian evolve? 2) Do you ever walk into an open mic/comedy club to perform on a whim? 3) I'm guessing standup comedy is something you enjoyed watching before pursuing it yourself. Do you still seek out live comedy?
thetransportedman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What motivated you to voice the protagonist in that Bee Movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What made you decide you wanted to do this for a living?
concretelaundry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best thing about being Jerry Seinfeld?
Swan__Ronson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with airport security?
elwray1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have an answer?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry,
I sincerely hope you had a great festivus and a better end to 2013
,A great fan
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one topic you wanted to write about, but didn't want to offend people on?
Wicksy92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite sitcom on TV today?
JDmik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry - Of all the cars that you own or have owned, which is your favorite and why?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else??
JCBDoesGaming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:38:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Also sorry for this double post, why the big love for Porsche? As Jeremy Clarkson said the car looks the same now like it looked 20 years ago, what made you a huge Porsche fan?
ImAlmostCool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite sitcoms on tv today?
_JackieTreehorn_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite beverage to enjoy alongside a bag of pretzels?
Pardonme23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you done with sitcoms?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like cameoing on 30 Rock?
snc311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you hate the most?
Pak-O ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Simple question, How do you like your coffee?
BamBamKoloff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could own any car, what would you choose and why?
thatotherskyrimnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In terms of being a comedian, where do you start?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you watched this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ighs0QHK4Tg ?
Thx for the AMA. I watched a lot of Seinfeld when I was young. Need to re-watch it.
runealex007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What's your favorite flavor of soup?
movesthetasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, love your stuff, especially your show. I especially like how you don't curse during your routines. Wikipedia once told me that you were half Syrian by way of Turkey on your maternal side. Do you relate at all with your Arab heritage?
PatBack97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the skit "New Material Seinfeld" on The Pete Holmes Show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan here, seen a lot of your standup. What's your favorite routine you've ever done?
SyntheticSocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jelly.
Favorite sandwich?
the_dude_imbibes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Superman? Is he super or a man?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I had a teacher in highschool who loved you, can I tell him you said he was cool?
asacschraderrr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
huge fan of seinfeld jerry.. when will you produce another show up to it's caliber.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a regular listener of Howard Stern? I heard you on his show recently and he talks about you and his upcoming appearance on CICGC a lot. He has this whole conception of how he thought things went so I'd love to hear your take on how you thought the whole experience went. One thing specifically is the envelope of money which seemed to make Howard extremely stressed out.
warnberh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was your favorite pair of Nikes from the Seinfeld days?
CercleRouge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you describe how Transcendental Meditation helped you in your career?
yimmy523 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry you are the man! Wondering what your favorite episode of Seinfeld is?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Who owns more cars, you or Leno? And also, he's done your car show, will you do "Jay Leno's Garage"?
allieblack0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still in touch with any of the members of the cast of Seinfeld?
SaysThingsFromABush ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered who came up for the opening tune on Seinfeld? Was it pre-envisioned or just made up in production?
Garbanzo_Baby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're famous among sneaker heads for the variety of great shoes you wore on Seinfeld, and you still show off some great kicks on CICGC. Do you have a favorite sneaker of all time?
BlumpkinPies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you find such funny things to talk about? I deal with not knowing what to say (social anxiety) a lot of times, and it seems like you always have an interesting perspective on things.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you have three C's in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
If you had to add a fourth C, what might it be?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any sitcoms today that you admire? Also, your facial expression after George discusses plane crashes to Keith Hernandez is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
savs83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, first off HUGE Seinfeld fan! So early in 2013, I was at Tick Tock Diner on 34th street, and you came in with Colin Quinn and some other guy. You all sat at the table next to me. I was dying to just pop over as I was leaving and just let you know I was a fan, but I didn't want to bother you as you probably get it all the time.
What's your feeling on situations like that? Should I come say hi next time I see you?
SnaKKer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do people interrupt your conversations with guests on CCC? I imagine you've got everything set up with the coffeeshop, etc, when filming, but there have to be some people who walk up and want a picture, or is it a really controlled environment with all the people in the background strapped to their chairs and cappuccinos?
chardymcdaniel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your take on comedians that specialize in blue jokes? Is there a place for that style?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is an original one-liner you still use to this day?
graboth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While watching CICGC it seems that comedians have a very particular way of seeing the world to find the nuances that make certain situations funny. Is this the case? If so, how is this particular view of the world developed? Is it something you have or do you start paying more attention until you develop it?
ephdot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I really enjoy Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. In a couple of the episodes it felt like there was some editing done around an awkward silence.; especially Sarah Silverman.
I think that a true awkward silence is hysterical. For those of us with whatever disorder it is that makes us enjoy this sort of thing, would you consider releasing "out-takes" where it's nothing but sphincter-tightening awkwardness. I don't care about continuity - just throw them together in any order, spanning as many episodes as you choose.
ironpony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I LOVE CCC! This show is all my favorite things - Cars, Coffee, and Comedians. This may sound silly, but of all the amazing cars you've had on the show, I was most excited to see David Letterman's Volvo he got from Paul Newman. I'd heard about that vehicle years ago, and always thought it was a super cool. And seeing it on your show was fantastic.
A question for Jerry? Here you are sir...
It's easy to have a list of "dream cars" as a working stiff. But, as someone with the means to have basically any car you desire, is there a car you still dream about one day owning? Like a Tucker, or rare Porsche? Or maybe it's a "dead guy" car, and you're still waiting on the current owner to... depart? Love to know what automotive treasures still trip your trigger.
eatgreentrainmean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how do you feel about people saying Curb your enthusiasm is BETTER than seinfeld?
YasianMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Big fan here.
I always wanted to know...When Seinfeld ended, it was classic. It left room for the group to get back together.
Have you guys ever thought of a comeback of any type? 2-3 seasons or something substantial? Or even a TV special?
In theory it could easily still be done. :)
Thanks!
MathSphere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo J. ;) ! How do you manage your inspiration ? Do you carry a pencil with a note book or you record yourself on the spot, any tricks ?
Kosuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite joke and why is it about airline food?
kdcoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think there are outsized number of comedians who are Jewish? Oh, and I think you are the very best at your craft.
spiderspit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey buddy, thanks for doing the AMA.
Why?
YeahDaleWOOO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever thought of making a "Seinfeld" the movie??
mintyfresh315 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what still motivates you to make people laugh?
noof7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which one is worse faking an orgasm, or a laugh?
sknity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, when you and Larry were pitching the show to NBC what was the expectations? Did you and Larry think the show would never get picked up? Was there a premise to the show that you guys wanted to originally include, but took out to make it easier to sell? At any point did you guys think this is the worst idea ever for a show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, being a stand up comedian seems very tough, not many comedians can boast a 40 year career in it, do you agree? If so, what do you think it took for you to become one, and what has kept you going for so long. Thanks!!!
n3farious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this.. big fan!
Back in SEINFELD days, who chose where the superman was going to end up for the episode in "your" apartment?
ajpanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
People will often compare newer, topical comedians to you (The next Jerry Seinfeld!) - Were you compared to any comedians when you first started to get recognized? If so, who?
angelmtz8a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So tell me what kind of music do you like ? And thanks for the AMA !
FranklinAbernathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever hang out with Wayne Knight(Newman)? He just seems like he'd be naturally hilarious. Any good stories if so?
halldorberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm watching Seinfeld right now through a link to a video stream that only shows Seinfeld endlessly.
This is of course highly illegal as you and other copyright holders to the show are getting nothing. That got to hurt for an artist. On the other hand, I assume that the wild success of the show when it was on air has already created reasonable revenues for you guys and the incredible availability now is introducing your comedy to a whole new generation of audience (like me).
Would you, as an artist and an old hand in the industry, have been less motivated to have made Seinfeld if you'd have known that instead of lifetime+70 years you'd only get 8 year exclusive commercial rights on your work?
puppuppuppuppup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That's gold Jerry, gold!!!
lessfrictionless ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If a bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence that people are still thinking, would you rather your work be primarily read or listened to on stage?
jbeeze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for taking time to do this Jerry!
Huge fan of yours! As a fellow Queens College alumni, I wonder how was your experience at our school? I live literally down the block and once I heard you went to our school, well, I gotta say, that was my boasting point for telling people where I go.
Sandycheeks21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite food
robdmad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever met someone in your industry (comedy) that absolutely disliked Seinfeld? And if so, their reasoning?
potentpotables81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm in New York City for the first time ever!! What should I do good sir? Thanks for the AMA!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like working with Larry again on Curb? Is the show as fun to make as it is to watch (based on what I've heard about it being largely improvised, with the script as a general guide)?
levilarrington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts???
Because someone was going to do it...
educatedidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true there is a Superman visible in every episode on Seinfeld or is that an urban television myth?
aaronsharif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello...Jerry. 1. Who made you laugh the most on set while filming Seinfeld, which by the way is the greatest tv show ever made, and does that person still make you laugh?. 2. What is your favourite Seinfeld episode?
arpanbandhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Growing up, did you ever think that you weren't really funny?
minkeun2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA. I just watched the talking funny episode with you, Ricky, Chris and Louis CK and it's obvious that you took on the role of a veteran among these guys as figures in stand up comedy. Among these guys and others, who are your favorite contemporary stand up comedians?
Megan1130 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the nature of comedy stays the same, or does it evolve? Are the same things funny now that were funny 50 years ago?
SensualEnema ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are these pretzels still making you thirsty?
Alonso_nolasco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did those pretzels really make Kramer THAT thirsty?
bnwchbammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of Louis CK's show in the episodes you guest starred on and him in general?
SteamMotif ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it working with Louis CK on his show, Louis?
coffee_code ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was really in the Penske File?
BadLuckBumhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had a three day weekend to do whatever you wanted, what would you do?
justaskin1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Do you like to get under the hood of your cars and fix them up or do you just prefer to drive them? It's always fascinating when "car guys" don't like to actually work on the cars. Thanks for the AMA, you're awesome!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the worst thing about coming up in the ranks as a Comic?
Huge fan, thank you for making my childhood that much better, and forward!
jibstream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Do your prefer stand up or acting?
mrderpflerp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you eat pretzels and do they make you pretty thirsty?
ifuckinlovereddit420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. You are very funny and my mom loved your show. Although I was young and didnt get most of it I still enjoyed watching you and your co stars make the whole country laugh. No question just wanted to let you know
OhHelloPlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Porsche man, what's your opinion on the Singer 911?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever find out why that chick wore the same dress all the time?
jasmine33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I was wondering how much material you need to film before you have enough for a CICGC episode. I feel like when you're talking to these guys every line that comes out is either clever or funny and I wanted to know if that came from a lot of film to choose from, or if you were actually just that much better than me. Thanks for doing the AMA!
ogeez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think Louis CK could be a younger comedian version of himself? I feel like he is so funny because he is the disgruntled old man comedian.
turnaboutisfairplay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You dont seem to curse often (many comedians curse alot). Whats the deal with that?
TheRowdyRebel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the cast of Seinfeld easy to work with?
emart756 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Did you ever date (in real life) any of your 'girlfriends' on the show?
lynneboslice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BIG FAN here.
It's really cool how terms from a t.v. show often end up as mainstream phrases. On an episode of Seinfeld, George coins the phrase, 'double dipping.' How does it make you feel when people unknowingly use this phrase at restaurants and parties? Do you chuckle to yourself? You seem like someone who probably chuckles to your self a lot.
UnnecessaryQuoteness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Popularized sure, but he certainly didn't coin the phrase.
galskab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was your 2013 festivus?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for everything you have done. Your sitcom continues to inspire me with each episode that I (re)watch. If you could go back and film your favorite episode with the whole gang again, what episode would it be?
Nigelpennyworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with smart phones? They aren't Smart and no body makes calls on them!!!
Now that that's out of the way how awkward was it to sit down and eat dinner off of tv trays with Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner? Maybe it was just awesome I don't know, to me the way it was edited made it seem very awkward and uncomfortable.
shakiracrazy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did your parents say when you mentioned that you wanted to be a Stand Up comedian?
Haerdune ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you regret anything you did on the show?
SuperBeaver ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever played Seinfeld Scene It?
My parents absolutely love Seinfeld, so I got them the game a few years ago for Christmas. It is so hard! Asks a lot about details. They haven't touched it since our first play. Also, the QuizUp app for iPhone has a Seinfeld category! Another fun one, but challenging.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is your favorite flavor ice cream?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, What's it like working with larry david? Is he just as naggy/cranky/honest in real life as he is in Curb your enthusiasm?
Also do you like improv acting more then having a script to follow?
Special_Guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No particular qustions, just a Big Thank you for all the laughs over the many years, I grew up watching Seinfeld and have tried to keep up on your projects since, always a good laugh.
lost_my_sweetroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like working with Larry David for season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever find out why that chick wouldn't eat your pie?
deliaprod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were a guest on CICGC, what vehicle could the host pick you up in that would blow your socks off similar to Patton Oswalt reaction to getting swooped up in the Delorean?
anil92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite comedian?
kellyvill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan, actually currently watching The Subway episode when I discovered this gem of an AMA. So, question: what was one episode concept that you really regretted not filming, if any? You previously mentioned the throwing around of many many ideas
thebluecrab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the bubble boy die?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. Big fan of all your work.
My question is which actor from Seinfeld, major or minor surprised you the most in terms of their creativity, what they brought to the character and how they resonated with fans of the show?
ixunbornxi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since you are a legend, have you ever turned down an offer to be a guest on a show? If so, how come?
Epicman93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you like your coffee?
binoche1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi from Canada! Can you let Jessica know that I love Deceptively Delicious? My kids don't trust me anymore though....
adamMC19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some other comedians that you would like to invite onto Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee?
sicknarlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a performance in your career that really stands out in your memory as a complete bomb...either an awful performance, a terrible crowd, or just a complete disconnect between the crowd and your material? How do you personally overcome less than stellar shows?
Whodini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite Comedy/Sitcom currently on air?
Ch1pp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favourite sitcom that you weren't/aren't involved in?
somewhatfunnyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite outfit?
gynoceros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your goal as an up-and-comer? Like did you just want to be able to do some standup, maybe do a movie, a little tv, and write... or did you always envision becoming JERRY SEINFELD, creator of pop culture, shaper of the landscape? And when did you realize "I've made it"?
P.S.- let's go Mets! Hope to see you in the both with Gary, Keith and Ron again. But especially Keith. He can't keep it together when you're there, it seems.
theevilmidnightbombr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say to convince a person to watch who "Just doesn't get" your eponymous show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you ever have a 31" waist?
MrBhavin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just heard about your disciplinary technique of "Chains" today. And here you are! Can you elaborate on that wonderful concept?
mikeosteenstra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
oznobninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite band/music artist? And do you love Tom Petty?
Ashybear21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld,
Just wanted to let you know that you're an amazing comedian, and I love your work and the acting you did on your old show Seinfeld.
Many thanks for the AMA. xoxo
samsab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
HauntedMidget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, thanks for doing this.
Here's a challenge - make fun of me in 10 words or less.
Don't you even try to avoid this. You promised to give an answer.
59moviesandaporno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question. I just want you to know that Im reading everything on this thread in your voice and it's GLORIOUS!
VonBrewskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Big fan boss! Do you have any projects coming up to look out for? Are you sill doing stand-up? Thanks for all the years of great shows and all the hard work you guys did for us (and yourselves of course!) Good luck and best wishes for the new year man!
EDIT: I guess I should have specified, stuff for the major networks, shows etc? I'm totally going to check out CCC
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does the typical Jerry Seinfeld greenroom contain?
humanlogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you love me? Because I love you.
nicksoapdish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you pay attention to TV comedy today? What shows do you like?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance there will be a CCC with Newhart?
melvin_fry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
with media getting increasingly shorter time wise, (tweets, 10 second vine videos etc) have you found yourself adjusting your routines to fit an audience with a smaller attention span?
agressiv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think does the best impersonation of you?
pulsatingstarfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Elaine every give you a boner? Purposefully or accidentally?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for making the best sitcom of the modern era. And don't feel obliged to tweet. It's not a responsibility, even if you're famous.
KalElButthead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like the live action Superman movies? I think they should be cartoons. I liked the Superman commercials you did with Patrick Warburton. God, he'd be a great Superman. Love CCC! Such intimate fun. Keep it up.
Shervinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some international comedians abroad that you enjoy?
SincereGwCommenter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, I have a question regarding the dynamics of the creative process between you and Larry. Compared to Seinfeld Larry's writing for Curb You Enthusiasm is far more aggressive in terms of subjects, and I've always wondered, can this be explained by the fact that CYE is on HBO, or by the fact that while writing for Seinfeld you somehow, well, curbed his enthusiasm?
Thank you!
AndyThornton97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is like being one of the most impersonated people on TV? I've always wondered what that feeling is like.
Thanks for doing this.
SavageOranges ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's Seinfeld?
Furylicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Goddamnit Jerry, how do you keep finding this crystal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember working with Bryan Cranston during Seinfeld? Could you tell at the time that he was such a good actor?
2_minutes_in_the_box ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever do a reunion show?
emontalvan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you pick the Jolly for Louis C K? It was such a funny change of pace..
mau-el ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry. Thanks for "Seinfeld." Are you also a Superman fan? I always noticed the statue/figure in your apartment of the aforementioned series.
choboy456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would you love to work with but haven't had the chance?
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get "star struck" with any of the people you meet through your profession and fame anymore? Who would you most like to meet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you plan on collaborating with Louis C.K. on any big projects in the future?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's interesting to hear what comedians laugh about. Your life is so full of comedy, so I think it must take something special or unique to get a good laugh out of you. What moment in your life made you laugh the most?
randallfromnb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read the Seinfeld was very popular in some countries (England) and yet could barely stay on the air in others (Germany). Why do you think that is?
diehardcubforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this Jerry!
I have a friend who loves your wife's cookbooks...she has cooked many things for me and I love all of it!
What is your favorite ballpark to watch a game? Do you do any fantasy sports at all?
Expired_Bacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If that van's a-rockin...
DarkNipple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I always liked Elaine alot, did she ever hurt you for real while pushing you?
badcoyotefunky86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing an AMA. Have you ever seen a tv sitcom in which you thought of ideas that would make it a lot better?
Chickmagnick05 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel the comedy of your generation has changed and subsequently forced you to adapt with today's new comedy techniques? Or do you feel that it's fairly the same with different comedians? Thanks and I love your work!!!!
MrDeadfisch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What can amateur comedians do, outside of stand-up comedy, to enhance their stand-up career?
Pizzapizzapocket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite pizza topping?
aviddaydreamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would the show change with cell phones?
IMnotONEtoJUDGEbut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Seinfeld, which show was your favorite and why?
funnybillypro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously: who downvotes a Jerry Seinfeld AMA?
Cunfuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, long time fan here. I've seen every season of Seinfeld several times and you are one of my favorite comedians of all time. My question is this: Who picked Tom's Restaurant to be the central meeting spot for the characters in Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is CCC scripted at all or literally just you guys saying whatever comes to mind?
ashtraymonument666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Thanks for doing this. What do you think the biggest differences were from the early episodes of Seinfeld to the later seasons? What did you guys improve on and what, do you feel, lacked in the later episodes, if anything?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you see larry david do stand up often? what was it like working the clubs when you first started out?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel the the 4 main characters were played their characters perfectly, any stories as to how you picked them? Or people that almost made it?
ErikoMueblo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry what do you like most about drinking coffee? Taste? Caffeine buzz? Or is it a contemplative thing, like the cigar?
Ox33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with the cast from Seinfeld? If so you should totally do a reunion episode.
derka29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get a ticket after being pulled over with Chris Rock on CCC?
RadiusandArc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question for you Jerry. I just hope you run into this one. Thank you for your work, and influencing other comedians and comedy altogether.
Cwally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the worst case of "man-hands" you have ever seen?
HalpTheFan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even though you've never really said it in your act, but what's the deal with people who say "what's the deal"?
Also what is your advice to people who want to try stand up, have a bit of material but have yet to try it on stage?
nagawaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have any input on the trailer for Comedian? That was really funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think a comedian today has a greater or lesser chance of making a living in comedy than when you were coming up in the 70s and 80s?
spanbear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How surreal was it to do a "reunion" of sorts on Curb Your Enthusiasm? Could it have happened any other way?
berkardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite moment of the Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
imbex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What episode of Seinfeld did you least like and why?
bbroad25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was so very, very happy to see you and Joel Hodgson on screen together again on last seasons CICGC. Got to meet him after one of his Cinematic Titanic shows this year and he is such a friendly guy. Think you guys will every do another project together again? Perhaps about other condiment company board members?
Sparkelle227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you recall working with photographer Dan Zaitz on the show? If so, what was your experience like? He and my mom were married for a time and he told me that working on set was incredible.
Thank you for doing this AMA!
18128788 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite active stand-up comedians?
proposlander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's the best comedian working now (besides you obviously...)? Also, will you ever try and get Bill Burr on your show?
P.S. The special you worked on for Colin Quinn was great.
ssaluja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan! love the cicgc, any plans in the near future for a return to television? P.S. how is the old gang?
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A few questions:
1) Favorite person you've ever worked with and why?
2) Favorite everyday convenience (e.g. elevator, smartphone, etc.)?
3) Have you ever considered becoming a mentor? Bania would be a great mentee.
Dial_M_for_Monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I really loved your short "How to write a joke" where you talk about your Pop-Tart joke. Can you share some insight on how to write a sitcom episode? Also, what are some of the common pitfalls in writing an episode and how do you avoid them?
luvtheaww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh.
NaziAtheist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Love your work! Do you have a favourite comedy show on air at the moment? What about drama?
Cheers and thanks :)
vinylsquares ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just found out that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was filthy stinking rich before Seinfeld. Did you ever tease her about that? Make her buy lunch etc?
DrDre1del ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You were in the show with the Jews that sit around in New York eating pickles?
Smokeeye123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
thopp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry. Are bagels overrated or what?
rezilient ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I've been watching CICGC on Crackle since it was first released, it is really a great show for car guys AND hilarious to boot. Would be interesting to see you take your car pick and one tha your guest picks on a circuit for a race!!
Easy Questions - What has been your favorite car to have on the show thus far? And who has been your favorite comedian?
Tehbailiff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to pick the funniest moment for you when Seinfeld wasn't doing reruns what would it be?
Kain__Highwind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello! What music are you currently listening to?
samurai5625 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA.
How many countries is Seinfeld shown in? And have you ever been surprised to find out which ones air it that you didn't expect?
damnatio_memoriae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we rent a tandem bike and get coffee sometime? I promise I'll be entertaining. Or two CitiBikes if you have bad balance.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite show that is currently on TV?
Mevalemadre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How old were you when you got into comedy. What were your inspirations? Was there an epiphany moment or have you always known this was your path in life?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your the man Jerry! My family and I have always loved watching Seinfeld. To be honest I judge people in my generation that has never watched it. Your new series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is awesome, the simplicity of it is hard to beat. Thanks for all the years of great comedy!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what music are you into?
SebastianLocke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
IF you could go back, what is your biggest regret (if any) from your days on Seinfeld?
videoreditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Yours is truly the AMA I've been waiting for. I wish I could think of a better question (if nothing else, but for the sake of my parents who raised me on Seinfeld and standup)...but....
Would you ever be a guest on Top Gear? Are you a fan, at all?
HDlowrider ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of milk do you drink?
hatsofftolarry22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Jerry - you're an inspiration to us all.
Good2Go5280 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you as picky in real life with women as you were on the show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, massive fan from the UK here. I feel that Seinfeld didn't get a fair airing here in the UK. It was on BBC 2 late at night and shown largely out of sequence. Do you find that as a result of non-US fans having to work harder to indulge that they are more 'hardcore' as a result?
laulauriloup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Mr. Seinfeld,
How come you RARELY come to Montreal? I tried to buy tickets to your show in Quebec City, but they sold out in less than a minute! I would have made the 3-hour drive just to see you! We are STARVING for some Seinfeld in Montreal, Canada. PLEASE COME!
I have fond memories of the way your TV show shaped my childhood, my adolescence and now, my adulthood. Not only did it help me develop my sense of humour, but it made me appreciate the good story surrounding the nitty, gritty, annoying things in life. I also now have to visit at least one Seinfeld landmark whenever I go to NYC, especially The Soup Man and The Gotham Comedy club. I looove The Gotham Comedy Club.
xo xo xo
rookieliz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents basically raised me on Seinfeld because it was their favorite show and therefore it became my favorite show. So now I wonder, do you watch Seinfeld with your kids?
imaperp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just want to say great show in Las Vegas!
tbwebs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Just curious if you will ever make a guest appearance on Veep?
Thanks for doing this, your thorough answers are appreciated and interesting!
skitterfritters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get that awesome car for the Comedians Getting Coffee but with Louis CK? Also, will you take me for a ride in it please?
cakez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch any TV shows today ? If so which ones ?
chikkenpox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh my god, big fan. I have a question... Have you ever contemplated trying out festivus in your life?
reignofrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As the show ended roughly 15 years ago, are we going to get one last episode/special as the bunch get out of jail? Ha, I know it's a fool's hope, but I'd love one last send-off.
bigbeantheory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Michael Richards anything like the character he played? Kramer is one of my favorite TV show characters of all time because of his sporadic behavior and I always imagined he would kind of act the same in real life. Also, what scenes can you remember that were hard not to laugh through? Thanks for doing this AMA, my family and I have been watching Seinfeld ever since I was a kid.
oppose_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
favorite larry david story we might not know?
TheWheez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you change about your career if you could go back and do it again?
JoeyZ_Comedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite color and/or favorite song at the moment?
raturinesoupgang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you still have a drivers license?
mrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
where is Golden Boy?
blitzkrieg2003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the White House Gershwin award ceremony a couple years ago, is it true that you're friends with Sir Paul McCartney? if so how is he to hangout with?
simply_blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite dirty limerick?
strixaluco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one place in the world that you haven't visited, but would very much like to? Please describe your ideal day there.
cobras89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thank you so much for doing this!
Anyways, I have to questions to ask:
1) What was your favorite episode to film of Sienfeld?
2)What was Michael Richards like in real life? Was he at all like Kramer?
phatmagic123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry Seinfeld. I grew up on Seinfeld and I think it's brilliant. How awkward was it to play a backstabbing scumbag in Louie's episode, "The Late Show"? Is that based on any history between you and Louie or purely fictional?
NolanPower ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the funniest person you ever met?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a stand up comedian in Boston and I'm looking to make a move in the fall. My gut tells me go to NYC, my body tells me LA because I'm sick of the cold. What would your advice to a young comic be?
I've been at it about 3 years and the ceiling in Boston is very clearly defined because of the fact that our headliners don't leave or die anymore.
SpaceOdysseus2001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, you're one of my absolute favorite comedians. Love your perspective on things. I was just wondering:
Chiver316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who are these people?
joshcoles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, this is a great AMA.
reptoidsdoneit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jer, have you ever done the coup de toe bit at a gig?
TomasHertl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you miss the most about the times before you got your first big break?
daverich9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find it difficult to come up with observational material that the "masses" can relate to, now that you're so successful?
E.g. "don't ya hate it when someone finishes the caviar, and you have to wait for the butler to get some more?"
RKTHSWY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you describe your current hairstyle?
fancyEm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your spirit animal?
Stopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is with those people?
ImAjustin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what shampoo do you use?
Rylon2008 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Anything in the works with Larry David again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, to me this is the most important AMA in the history of reddit--even more important than Keanu Reeves' recent AMA. No question here, but I just wanted to let you know that I grew up watching "Seinfeld" and it really shaped who I am today. It's probably the reason I love comedy and approach almost everything in my life with a sense of humour. Thanks for all the laughs.
draculabooty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Re: The Bee Movie what was your level of involvement in the writing and why did you decide to pursue something so different from your usual mediums of comedy? Were there things you had to "tone down" to make it a kid's movie?
DetectivePenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i like your face do you like mine
rdestill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has your sense of humor changed over the 40 years of being a comedian?
Revolution527 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you like do do while out on Long Island?
Harutinator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did it feel like working with Larry on season 8 of curb your enthusiasm?
SexysReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question Jerry, I live in Massapequa and you're the man!
fromman003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry from Queens,
Do the Mets still put people in your box after what happened with Lady GaGa? Also, once Harvey is back, how do you like the Mets chances? It pains me to say this as a Yankee fan, but the next decade looks MUCH better for the Mets than the Yanks.
theblamergamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you actually eat your Snickers with a fork and knife? If not how did you get the idea?
emart756 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you and Larry originally come up with my favorite line of all time: George "Whoa whoa, back it up, BACK it up. Beep. Beep Beep. Tractor story!?" Jerry "Beep, beep beep? What are you doing?". I seriously burst out laughing every single time I see it.
ismaris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why Superman? Unless it's some sort of ironic fandom, I just don't get it.
Zorodude77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Other than the show, what has been your favorite project you have worked on?
abrandnewuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish my mother could reddit. She'd be all over this AMA. I know you are somewhat against cursing in your stand up. Did you actually curse in the Seinfeld scene where the kid is unreeling your cassette tape?
chrischulz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! After so many years of the show, was it ever hard to get up and go to work, or did you enjoy it from start to finish?
LadyLucy76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you were kinda jerky to Sarah Silverman in your show "Getting coffee in cars with comedians". Were you annoyed about something else before the taping, because you seemed really put out the entire interview.
I_am_unproductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite movie?
T-MACK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Louis CK has often talked about how much he has learned about filmmaking after he began writing, directing and editing his show. After three seasons of CCC, what are some things you have learned about filmmaking?
10247bro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite soup!? The Soup Nazi episode is my favorite ever! Which was your favorite Seinfeld episode to film and why?
Priceofmycoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr Seinfeld, you're the best.
What was a notable artistic disagreement with Larry David during production of the show? Or changed your opinion about completely later on?
funnygal92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As an aspiring female comedian, do you have any advice? Are there any difficulties you've noticed women have entering a career in comedy pertaining to material, image etc?
Thanks so much!
HRman77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is Honda going to give you your new NSX? Have you driven a 1st gen NSX before?
jdgmental ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever considered writing another TV series, would you ever do it again? What subject would you like to explore?
What do you think about Julia's Veep, do you watch it?
Thanks so much for doing this ama and for doing CCC with Louis CK! That was amazing for me as a fan of both. Best of luck.
Hendrixvault ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
A friend once told me that there is a superman reference (or actual superman picture/action figure/ etc..) in every single episode of Seinfeld. I have tried desperately to find them and failed miserably. Is this true?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you feel when George Carlin passed? I know he was an influence for you and I know I cried like a baby.
notmyrealmeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry -
Thanks for doing the AMA - in the CICGC episode with Michael Richards - Michael says something to the effect "There I go again, acting like Kramer, see what you do to me when I am around you Jerry?!"
Do other main actors from the show have the same reaction when you get together? I would imagine it would be tough to disassociate yourself from a character after 9 years.
Thanks!
jezza0011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was going on in your head when you were thinking up the soup nazi skit!? did you have a bad experience?
evilalmia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was one of your favorite episodes while doing your show Seinfeld?
I think my personal favorite was "The contest" I found it especially funny that Elaine participated in being "the master of her domain" as well
reloadxox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about swearing in a stand up act? I know you've said a lot of things about how you used to do it, then stopped. But how do you feel about others doing it (especially the ones that overdo it)?
gmen2112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry what was your favorite improved line? mine is easily "lets watch them slice this fat bastard up."
Powerthirst150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan, like probably 98 percent of this world is. (The other 2 percent probably just doesn't know who you are). Couple of questions. 1. Do you still keep in contact with former cast members from your shows? 2. What has been the scariest thing that has happened to you in general?
supermattkelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On your sitcom, what percentage of the situations and/or conversations were based on real life experiences that you and Larry had? Asking for my wife, because she's not here right now, and I know how she thinks.
kookenhaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know the real Jerry Zeinfeld?
EnragedMoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What it like trying to get a typical CCC episode together? Are you reaching out to comedians, are they reaching out to you? How much post goes into these shows?
How many hours of tape do we just not get to see but is equally hilarious. The Louis CK episode seemed a little longer than previous episodes, is that going to the new standard or are you and Louis just capable about talking for hours about the dumbest ideas?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I was the chubby kid who jumped on Kramer when he was a mall Santa. Just wanted to say that is still my fondest memory of my brief childhood acting career, I assume this was also your career highlight working with the encomprable my9ridesshotgun?
contacternst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Vermonter here.
Do you like hiking, and if so, what are your favorite mountains to hike?
Preesto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Do you have any real life Banias or Newmans? If so could you tell us about them?
qpwo123459 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jery, just 1 question, what if sienfeld still in TV today?
guiltyzombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry big fan, what episode of Seinfeld in your opinion was the most enjoyable to film for you and your co-stars.
midgent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! What is your all around favorite joke?
ecpackers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think does the best impression of you? frank caliendo or jiimmy fallon?
boundbythecurve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about the way Seinfeld ended? I believe it was them going to prison because of a new law called the 'bystander law', where you aren't legally allowed to observe a crime without trying to help in some way, i.e. calling the police, or something. For me, the ending was perfect for the show; an awkward, bizarre scenario that can only happen the world's best group of do-nothing-observers (I say this with love), who'd rather just talk about the crime happening than try and help.
gilly8885 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's your secret to your beautiful white teeth?
pdxeater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched your interview with Howard Stern. You said that you were not at all concerned about the physical deterioration that comes with aging. I'm 47, and I suppose I've come to terms with age-related deterioration and the inevitability of death, but I'm not fucking happy about it! So if it's true that you're not concerned with it, how did you get there?
justincolts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite Mets player of all time? Also, when talking about the Blackhawks jacket on Seinfeld, why would New Yorkers have a Blackhawks jacet instead of Rangers?
warwickd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite underrated episode of Seinfeld that you think never got enough attention?
Idontknowwhatsgoinon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, love your work. Still watch Seinfeld episodes I've seen 10 times + and still laugh out loud.
Do you find it more or less difficult to write material now compared to when you were just getting started? What's different? Also, I'm sure you've been asked this a million times, but what was your funniest or favorite Seinfeld episode?
thanks for the AMA!
Jerzy777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to give up your 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS or drinking coffee for the rest of your life which would it be?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If in any way you see this. I just wanted to say your brand of humor struck home with my mother. You reminded her so much of her late brother of whom she was closest to. Thank you for bringing that happiness to her life in Seinfeld.
aacool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please a) Get the Seinfeld team back together for more of the best b) Get the Seinfeld series on Streaming sites
meinerHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
free on crackle.com. you can also find Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee there.
AConfederacyOfDunces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your own personal Newman?
I_Arrived ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you add a few Lotus' to the show?
Eradomsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favourite standup bit you were ever able to write? Not necessarily the funniest, but the one you were most proud of.
And massive fan here. Seinfeld was brilliant. Your standup is brilliant. Thanks for the laughs.
KidKimchee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is so weird! i am binge watching seinfeld again right now! thank you for so many seasons of incredible comedic entertainment. i also watched the doc on the improv and i wanted to ask a favor. Do you have any stories you could tell about the early days of improv and workin with legends like rodney dangerfield?
senorglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, old friend, good to see ya.
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If could guest star on any current tv series, which would it be and what would your part be?
bleakwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would be your fantasy Superman movie be like? Also your thoughts on the upcoming Superman vs Batman movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Mr. Marbles really come alive that time?
scottlarocc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win in a fight, Leon Black or Kramer?
K_Uger_Industries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of moves do you think the Mets need to do to bea contender in this and/or next couple of seasons.
oakXXIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Around 2007 or so you did a show in Vancouver and the entire staff of the BC Marijuana Party were in attendance of which I was one. As you can imagine we stood outside the venue beforehand and stood in a circle smoking. Obviously we stunk. I believe you even mentioned it.
It seemed to me that it may have thrown you off a little until you got rolling. Did it?
Great show by the way.
tplesh90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite cereal as of late? Been on a Grapenuts kick lately but looking to move on to something more rewarding.
AmericCanuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This may have been asked already, but I will ask it anyway.
Will you do a "Seinfeld" movie pleeeeeeeeeeeese.
And damn, you are one funny guy.
f0rcedinducti0n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What is the deal with Ovaltine?
also... try picking up your coffee from "The Hot Spot" or analog of... You know, Girls in Underwear Serving Coffee. I think it's a good match for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
iriefuse024 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan. Quick question, what shows are do you like on TV today? Dislike?
Videlectrix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please appear in the Mets broadcast booth again? That was phenomenal. Was it fun?
If you did that for every game, the sting of missing the playoffs again, or losing ace pitchers to Tommy John surgery, wouldn't be so bad.
bionku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why does my girlfriend insist on picking up our 35 pound dog and moving her snout (the dog snout) into my face for a kiss?
trailer_park_boys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite Porsche and why?
Ieatpeas22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeeeerrrryyy HELLLLLOOOOO!
Ieatpeas22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
La la la
createmoredesigns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any characters from Seinfeld that you regret writing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you look up when Kramer said heads up? You're not supposed to do that.
joealterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a more nerve-wracking moment in your career than your first appearance on Carson?
daewon23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite thing about being jewish?
i_run_far ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Productivity advice from Jerry Seinfeld? Heck yeah! How can I be more productive in 2014? I really need to out the pedal to the metal this year. (P.S. Huge fan! Seinfeld is my favorite TV show of all time. Yes, all time)
Isostar13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CORRRNNNNNNNUTS. Probably my favorite skit.
Drother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite comedy film?
ecp8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was up with the bad shirts in Seinfeld?
Mrphilosopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with Ovaltine ?
quinnbller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!!!!!
Big fan of the new series. really interesting.
One question, Which episode of Seinfeld was your favorite?
gory90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are very patient with the paparazzi. What keeps you from going off the handle when they are hounding you? Thanks for this AMA!
afc678 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Thanks for the AMA. What are some of your favorite TV shows?
littlekidlover2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best part of telling jokes for a living?
feetsofstrength ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Big fan!
I don't have a question for you, just want your best Kramer impersonation!
dvpesam1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a father I see myself at times in my children. Do any of your kids seem to be funny or above average wit wise
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you write a similar show today with the prevalence of cell phones? It seems like a lot of the Seinfeld plots where there are so many missed connections and misunderstandings would be moot if everyone had a cellphone and could call/text each other instantly.
Gilffanclub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know if a place in Tuscany has come up for rent?
yotara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, what is your favorite brand of coffee?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this!
As a known devout Porsche collector, what do you think about them going drive by wire?
I understand it's a sign of the times, and there is no doubt that they are unbelievable machines from the 981 to the 918, but do you think building according to numbers (hp, and ring times) is better than "feel" and "character?" i.e. 959 vs 991 gt3
marylandmax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So many quotes from Seinfeld entered the culture. Was there something in particular you thought, when you wrote it or heard it, was definitely going to take off? Anything you thought would become more popular than it eventually did?
(I'm thinking of "No soup for you!" "Hello, Newman" "Yada yada yada" to name just a few).
Thanks for doing this! I'm a big fan!
loldiet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one or some of your favorite shows that is on television right now?
TUNGL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever have sexual fantasies including anyone in the cast of "Seinfeld"?
supadupacam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a 23 year old male in Tennessee. I don't really have a question. I just wanted to thank you for giving me and my family our favorite show ever. We all still enjoy the shit out of it and we even played 'Seinfeld Scene It' when we all got together for Christmas a few weeks ago. So thank you. Your show will always contain some of my favorite memories.
JaggerSavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Seinfeld is one of my favorite TV shows and you're my favorite comedian. I also like your new show with the funny people in the automobiles getting caffeine.
My question is: When did it start becoming difficult to think of ideas for Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You and I are from the same town, along with Alec Baldwin, and Steve Guttenberg. Alec talks about Massapequa all the time, and even built a new Auditorium for the high school not too long ago, and Steve has recently moved back to the town.
Did you like growing up on Long Island? Do you ever make it back "home" for any reason?
jjlew080 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan, I still watch the shows before bed every night. I've also seen your standup a half dozen times. My one question is, where is the booth from the Monks set? I imagine you have it set up in your apartment and have Larry over for coffee every now and then.
Funkeee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan here. I'm in the market for a new coffee machine and you seem to be quite an expert on this matter, should I go for this, aye or nay?
RedBulik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've only seen you on 30 Rock, but I read all your answers with your voice. Damn.
bilbosbilbobabble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm just curious how Louis CK described reddit to you. I imagine it going something like:
"Jerry, you say the slightest funny comment and all these crazed fans with grotesque usernames go gaga over it.. I'm telling you, you gotta check it out."
Pragmaticus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what would you say to my brother, who's spent the last few years doing improv comedy in LA for no pay and is just generally drifting through life with no clear career path? Should he go get an industry job to support himself?
ramonjoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have enjoyed Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and the HBO special Talking Funny. I think Seinfeld has held up pretty well since it's last episode (besides clothing and hair, haha). Do you see any recent comedy tv shows that will hold up 10-15 years from now?
Saphro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you take your coffee?
micksyduck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a European that never had a chance to follow Seinfeld, can any of you recommend an episode that captures the essence of what the show was the best? I feel like this is one of those guys that deserves the adoration he gets for what he has done. Also saw Talking Funny and mister Seinfeld seems like an incredible guy!
pgriff21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved the movie Comedian... just wondering if you think it successfully shows the full process or is there a part of the process that you didn't think was conveyed or would have liked to show more of?
CheesyGreenbeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What keeps you motivated to keep writing new stuff?
onePJ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who does the best impression of you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in cars getting coffee sometimes feels like it's more Seinfeld than Seinfeld. "This. Just talking! Everyone's doing something. We'll do nothing!" Did you ever feel like Seinfeld the show ventured too far away from that?
hivolume87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the AMA Jerry! Loved the show, it's my favorite of all time. Also was a big fan of the documentary the Comedian. Is it true that Superman was in every episode of Seinfeld? Thanks again!
triggeron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom asked me to ask you when your wife was going to get pregnant again. I told her that was ridiculous but she made me promise so here I am, asking it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?
pipe2p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who is your idol?
Musicmans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember hearing that comedian Greg Proops wanted to do a few things before realising he wanted to become a comedian.Did you want to do, or try doing, anything before you became a comedian?
pineapplejelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watching Seinfeld, I have a lot of moments I can relate to, like the asians talking nasty about Elaine in the nail shop and the "it's not you, it's me" breakup. Do you ever have moments in life where you think "that's a Seinfeld moment"?
Hansgeorig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any more chatter about another Season of Seinfeld?
legends31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a huge fan of yours and of course Howard Stern.
Why did you choose Howard Stern to be the season finale of CCC?
omgnestor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about comedians who have had faster rises to fame, other then comedians who work for years eating shit before making it big.
Killthekeywork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to recast Seinfeld. Are there any comedians you feel could fill the roles or being anything new to it?
Also how did you enjoy Bee movie? Would you be interested in more animated movies? Your voice is very original.
How did you feel about the Michael Richards fiasco?
Thanks Jerry!
Limitin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the New England Patriots?
jayzilla3666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved your show, thank you for countless laughs! My question is, which do you prefer to work with, comedians or actors, and why...?
MrSoncho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of beer do you like to drink?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you consider the Seinfeld reunion story arc on Curb Your Enthusiasm to be Seinfeld canon? I recently rewatched that season of Curb specifically for more Seinfeld.
Nelly_platinum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you call me gay
blahtherr2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just want to say that seinfeld is one of my favorite shows of all time. and i think even to this day, the kind of comedy crated on the show is yet to be surpassed.
hillmajo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there an episode of Seinfeld that you would rewrite? If so, why?
Walks500Miles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever considered hosting a late night television show not too much unlike your role in Louis CK's Show Louis portrayed you doing?
melvin_fry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the type of Father that makes really corny jokes all the time? example: when I was growing up, if my dad was still home before I went to school he used to ask me if I wanted my brain "warmed up" and then he would just mess up my hair. also he has a habit of beating every joke into the ground until it's a cold joke corpse. but he's my dad so...I love the guy
Biscut87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your opinion of current Sitcoms like How I Met Your Mother,Big Bang Theory or Community?
donrhummy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I notice that a lot of comedians seem to deal with depression, have you noticed this? Why do you think this is?
theginger_snap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This will probably get buried but I just have take this chance to say thank you. Growing up me and my dad watched Seinfeld and it was one of the only times we got to spend with each other, plus we are huge huge fans. There is never a day that we don't find something to reference to Seinfeld haha. Anyways... I honestly don't even have a question. Just... thank you.
RippyMcBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have your own version of The Aristocrats?
touched-by-an-a-hole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Thanks for your time. Any plans on voicing more animated characters? I love your voice!
DoodWithTheFood_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When does the new Wale & Jerry Seinfeld album drop?
militantkitten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!!! What you got to eat?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite breakfast food?
Hank_McNeilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we hang out for one day sometime?
anauel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently mentioned to my wife that you started the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee thing. What's funny was that I said "Well, now that he's extremely successful (after Seinfeld) he can do whatever he wants." and she responded, "He was already extremely successful when Seinfeld began" and she's totally right. We saw a documentary of how it all began and NBC just basically gave you a clean slate and told you they'd back you up with whatever show you wanted.
When did that happen? Did you always have artistic freedom or was it after a certain amount of time when you came to it?
PoopAndSunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some of your favorite tv shows?
Bmik33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan!
How did whole "not that there's anything wrong with it" episode come up? as in whose idea was it and how was the response from people after the episode aired?
SlyLlama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think there will ever be a chance of another reunion happening such as the "That was brutal" scene you have mentioned in the past?
m33plol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a question, but wanted to tell you that you own my dream car. Porsche 959. Soooo jealous.
_GhostCommando_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can watch your shows over and over again and it never gets old. Love the new show as well.
Question How often do fans come up and talk to you when your out in public?
reticulated_python ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was listening to the radio just now and there was a bass line I instantly recognized as being from Seinfeld.
So my question is, what kind of music do you like?
Bammer7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I was born in Oswego. Anything interesting about your time there?
Dem827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite stand up comic?
Related_Photo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do pigeons really move out of the way for you?
laurtaiir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! relatively new fan here, wanted to say what a great sense of humour you have. My boyfriend although is a huge fan and today is his birthday, could you possibly post a picture with you holding a sign that says happy birthday Jeff? I think it would be really great for him :D
AnasAbdin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the AMA! I just wanna tell you that Seinfeld makes me laugh all the time.
Donnie3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus or Cheryl Hines?
WonderBoy55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think is one of your most underrated projects?
GeneralBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An answer? I need an Answer!
IMayBeAHorse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wale Folarin, the rapper, samples your show and stand up comedy quite often, most notably in the mixtape about nothing and more about nothing. What is your relation to Wale and how do you feel about him using your comedy in his music?
ricanhavoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Question?
agnesbeauchamp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do the pretzels make you thirsty?
redmonster8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with thaaaaaat?
WHATS_WITH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's something funny that happened to you when you were first starting?
iAmTheEpicOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely love Seinfeld, and I'm glad my parents were so into the show!
Thanks for the AMA, this is gonna be amazing! I was wondering how did you and come up with all the great ideas for Seinfeld, and also which episode(s) is your personal favorite? It would be hard to pick my favorite, but from a production standpoint, one episode might have been a lot more fun to make.
nathan1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the biggest risk you ever took in your comedy career?
jmaccadillac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What type of music do you enjoy listening to?
AdequateSteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What do you think the best post-seinfeld sitcoms are? Which shows are your favorites? Which do you despise?
Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am a huge fan. Please keep doing tours. If I ever make it to NYC what restaurants would you recommend?
Biggie2207 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The sitcom store called. They ran out of you and the rest is all crap.
stimilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in nyc. I often watch Seinfeld in syndication and think about how episodes would be different today with the advent of cell phones, technology, and even the post 9/11 security landscape. What past episodes would you like to revisit in today's society? Any big contemporary societal quirks you like to explore through the lens of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer?
birrdieface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever wanted to act in a more serious role? Can you see yourself as a dramatic actor?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didnt Larry David play George on the "jerry" pilot? lol
mrraja28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld reunion? Just give us one episode!
DoDoDooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, just... thanks. I would not be who I am today if it wasn't for yours and Larry's shows. For better or for worse.
Teriyakuza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An honor to meet you, Jerry. I have a puffy shirt, should I be concerned?
angrenost5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a question but a comment. When I was in high school in speech class our first assignment was to use someone else's work and deliver it as our own (to help get over stage fright). I did my own version of your bit about the warning on the superman costume from your special. I got an A+, so thank you for that. It helped me et over my stage fright, so thank you for that as well.
bobbysr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What cereals do you like?
fudge76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The day Seinfeld ended was an awful one for me. Thank you for many laughs. Why did you decide to end the show when it was at the height of popularity? Also, these signs adorn my basement and I love them! http://i.imgur.com/iFpcJGj.jpg I had "the Kramer" but sold it many years ago in an attempt to be more "adult like". I'm a moron.
Purple10tacle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I need a name for my soon to be born daughter. Any suggestions?
Soci0path ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite line of the entire Seinfeld series?
BHaaks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has be your favourite car to drive on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
es-ef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite car?
Tarkust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do other comedians interact with you? Do you think other comedians are jelous of you?
tanne_sita_jallua ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In bloopers you always see actors and actresses burst out laughing because of something someone said or did. Harder when you are surrounded by other hilarious people.
Was there any scene in Seinfeld that you are amazed you got through because it took like 100+ takes?
JonLHart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you travel much? If so what is the best place in the world that you have found, and could see yourself living. Personally I see you opening a comedy/supper club possibly Mexican because mariachis are funny.
mixedgirlwithbigclit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone ever offended you with a Jewish joke? Have you ever met Bob Sagat?
almostkeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite curse word?
pineapplefountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you like guest starring on 30 Rock? What are your thoughts on todays sitcoms compared to 90s era ones like Seinfeld?
ali42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
MatthewCrawley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Gary, Keith, or Ron?
Ex-communicated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, my question is: do you happen to have that awesome bass tune from Seinfeld as your doorbell? If you don't why wouldn't you? I would!
pelled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry you're turning sixty soon right? are you moving to florida, i mean that's the law.
Master_Z ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's the family?
How did you become a Met's fan?
What Seinfeld Characters do you still hang out with regularly?
viciousfrankle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I love to write, especially I love to write humor, and it tends to come from interaction with other people. I've gotten a lot of encouragement to write more from various folks, unsolicited, and I'm just wondering, do you find that your material comes to you from observation and interaction or do you pull a lot of it out of thin air? How do you stay prolific? Do you practice writing? In blood?
Also, write with me. Let's you and I write something spectacular, because I'm writing for computers, and they are at least ten years away from laughing at me.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello!
QwopperFlopper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it riding in that V8 Volvo?
I_use_bro_mockingly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! Really excited to have you here talking with everyone.
I'm a huge, huge Seinfeld fan. I think I've seen the whole series at least 3-4 times and some episodes more than 7-8 times.
I have lots of questions but I'll ask you what I think is the most pertinent one. Did you or Larry ever have any ideas for episodes which didn't pan out and never made it out of the writer's room? I'd really like to hear about any Seinfeld episodes that almost came to be, and then never made it... If there are any!
Thanks for doing this... Best AMA on reddit yet
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. What has been your most memorable interaction with a fan?
_HAWK_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:45:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Sein Language always gets a laugh from me when I pick it up. Have you considered making an official Seinfeld TV book with commentary from your favorite episodes? Lifelong fan, thanks!!
ThinWildMercury1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the past you have praised and donated to the Church of Scientology. Are you aware of their history of human rights abuse, brainwashing, prevention of free speech and breaking up of families?
Al_Gore_Whore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor?
If they made a flavor for you, what would it be called and what would be in it?
Dimebag_Rob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really dig CICGC, my question is in regards to the cars.
How do you decide what car to take each episode?
Do you use your own cars? If not where do you get them?
Kitty_Powers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you always done a "clean" stand-up act? Did you ever use profanity or vulgar language in your earlier career?
Be_Are ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
if you change the website/url in your description to a hyperlink, I bet you'll get 30% more visitors, people are lazy.
thepobv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with reddit?
El_Duderino_X ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal?
blue_dreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a big sneakerhead and love checking out your footwork in every episode of Seinfeld. How many pairs of sneakers do you own? What's your favorite pair?
xandercall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being a Porsche man, what are your thoughts on the new 918?
lampy8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite/funniest memory with the cast of Seinfeld when you weren't filming an episode?
Happy belated Festivus, by the way.
caninehere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! First of all, thanks a ton for doing this AMA and for your thorough and entertaining responses. You're a hero to many of us, as absurd and sad as that may sound.
Do your kids ever watch your work? As a kid I watched Seinfeld with my dad when it was on each week and I always thought it was hilarious despite the fact that I understood very few of the jokes. I attribute it to your penchant for chuckle-worthy words. I'm curious to know if your kids watch your past or current stuff, and do they think it's as funny as the rest of us do?
I_Have_EYES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
GroundhogExpert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some comedians we don't know about, but should?
gorg3ousg3org3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up with your show. It has been very important to my relationship with my father. So thanks for that. What do you think about Larry David's show curb your enthusiasm and about his awkward humor that permeates the show?
czsmola ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why have you not been on Top Gear UK yet and if guy were what do you think your lap time would have been?
Also what is your fave car.. I was supposed to rebuild a 924 gtr with a friend but he sold it before we had the chance..
MatthewCrawley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got any recommendations for a good place for me to order great coffee online?
ChickenTacos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about losing out on the Emmy for your CCC series?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else?
Nataliely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Seinfeld is often sited as an influence over the time period, even as a comedy! What thoughts do you have on how influential the show became, even long after it came to an end. Even as a young woman, years later, it is a huge part of my life and I know many who feel the same way! (I just saw you in Vegas on the 27th of DEC and you were amazing, you have been my idol for as long as I can remember)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would also like an answer to this!
Augsburger_and_fries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for participating in this AMA. Lately, I have been catching up on your series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and I find it a great look behind the veil of some of the greatest comedic minds. Also I greatly enjoyed The Talking Funny special you did with Lois C.K., Chris Rock, and Ricky Gervais. Would you consider having a more formalized long format (60 minute) program like that on a regular basis? One where there is a rotating series of guests discussing the elements of comedic presentation. Sort of an Inside the Actorโs Studio for comedians/comic writers. Having watched you in your previous programs , I felt like I had just sat in on a collegiate course on jokes.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What have you had to compromise to become a successful comedian?
fedex269 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, I just wanted to extend my gratitude for providing me with the unforgettable childhood memory of watching "Seinfeld" with my dad every night. You and Mr. David have truly provided us with an unbreakable bond purely because of your show. I cannot express how much your show means to the two of us.
As a question, I have heard that in "The Junior Mint" when you said "let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up." it changed the landscape of the show and made the script much more open to interpretation and ad libbing. Is there any truth to this?
Thanks again, from the bottom of my heart, Mr. Seinfeld.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whhhhyy, do people wipe their butts? I mean, they're just gonna poop later..? Who ARE these people?
Deaf_Mans_Radio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite show?
kaygod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard a rumor that on the set of Seinfeld you were very insecure about your upper arms and always tried to cover them up. Is this true?
Azure_Soul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advice would you give yourself 20 years ago? 30?
I'll be checking out CCC asap!
XxSCRAPOxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you prefer porches to be turbo or n/a, front or rear engine?
SteyrSpartan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
From the Fiat Jolly episode with Louis CK, I caught a shadow of a quadcopter ("drone") being used for filming in a parking lot. Have you shot a lot with this technology before and do you see it as a new standard for the industry? For the record, I love your work and admire all that you've done (but I know that's not a question). Thanks!
zanteeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you drink mate (yerba mate) besides coffe?
Here in argentina was very popular a frame where a black&red package of yerba was spotted over your fridge. The brand, "Rosamonte"
KokiriEmerald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Sorry to ruin the mood, but what was your reaction to Michael Richards' racist tirade? Had he ever done anything even remotely close to that before, or was it a complete shock to you?
Deliberated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember watching Seinfeld with my older brothers as a kid and not getting any of it, then I started watching it again when I got a bit older and realized that it's one of the best ever to appear on TV, so thanks for that and the time my brothers spent with an annoying younger brother.
What do you think about the current shows on TV and do you have a favourite ?
I personally think the only one that compares to Seinfeld quality wise is 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
LegendsLurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was hanging out with bill gates?
MoreSteakLessFanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car of all time?
PotatoBag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry
Comedy Central still airs reruns of Seinfeld in The Netherlands. I love it but my friends just find it so dull. What is it about Seinfeld that makes people either love it a lot or hate it a lot, in your opinion?
theInseminater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoy the show. Any chance of you getting Norm Macdonald on for a cup of coffee and a ride?
TheSanelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Live in front of an audience, ave you ever started a joke then realized it worked better on paper not live and then tried to stop it but it was too late?
Mouse_man_4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing CICGC and I'm pumped for this third season! Are you planning on doing more seasons?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thank you for doing this. And thank you for CCC. Much like Seinfeld, it's something brand new, and that's far and away more impressive than something good.
Was it difficult convincing the others to do Curb? Was it actually "redemption" for the final episode?
(I thought it was a fine episode, but really, how do you end 9 years of iconic TV in 1 hour.)
drawture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had the voice of the following three items, which would it be: a three foot tall pencil with the eraser chewed a bit, a banana suit (for scale), or a box of yoyos?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else?
rinbrand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Those ads with Bill Gates. How weird was that?
BlurrySandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are these pretzels making you thirsty? http://i.imgur.com/OYhlmOw.jpg
dunnfather ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, love CCC it's simple and hilarious, can't wait for the rest of season 3. Not sure who was responsible for putting together the Talking Funny HBO special with Louis/Rock/Gervais, but I've watched that several times and found it as funny as it is interesting. Has there been talk or opportunity to do more of those? Maybe with different groups?
lowryder313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's up with airplanes?
crepuscularsaudade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite sitcom right now?
wafflemaker117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how did you get your start doing stand up?
mattykong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you an animal?
grelch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All morbid subtext aside, if you could bring back one comedian from the dead for one day to interview/hang out with on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, who would it be, why, and what would you drive to picke them up?
fewesttwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite Porsche to look at, and your favourite one to drive? I'd probably have to go with a Carrera GT (It would have been my 'poster car'), or I recently saw an absolutely stunning 356 cabriolet. Thanks for swinging by! Seinfeld is one of those shows that I never get bored of rewatching.
Akunda4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Helloooooooo!!! I have always loved 'Seinfeld' and your comedy. I have a question: What's something on your bucket list that you want to accomplish comedy-wise?
xDeadalusx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You spend most of your life making other people laugh, so what does you make laugh? What's the funniest thing you ever experienced?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a question but I just wanted to give you a high five about how hot Shoshanna lonstein is.
PhoxPhucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You focused on race a few times in Seinfeld (black and white cookie; Kramer's over tanning to meet his black girlfriend's family; Donna Chang; the Native American statue). If Seinfeld were on the air now, what facet of race relations would you want to cover?
Radiocureee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan reporting in! Having lots of money makes collecting cars a lot of fun, but do you collect anything else??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your opinion, who are some of the funniest female comedians you have personally met? Any that you would like to meet?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with cab drivers' names?
astrograph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite episode is the Librarian one... Mr. Gardner is a fine actor.
you got any coffee?
FREEZE DRIED CRYSTALS
hippies burning library cards.
Thank you.... love your coffee with comedians show :)
74785340 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:46:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan here. My family loves to watch Seinfeld together, it's probably our favorite show. What is a joke you made that you thought would be really funny but ended up not getting any laughs?
rvrbly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a few episodes of your CCC, love it, love the cars. Bit of a motor head myself. Anyway -- Have you ever had a time when the Comedian just does not like being in the car with you and you and he/she just don't get along for one reason or another, but you keep filming, and maybe it does or does not get put out to the public?
I ask because if I remember right, the episode with Ricky Gervais just.... the whole thing seemed like an uncomfortable bad dream for both of you (the kind where you are in your underwear, in front of a crowd of people) and I kept wondering if it was for real, and if there were any of these that just went so badly that you couldn't make the episode work. (Am I remembering right? -- Ricky really didn't like your car, and you seemed genuinely off-put by some of his comments.)
jepperten ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you think the generation after yours would think of your comedy? I am 20 years old, but i still find your jokes very funny. Did you make your stuff timeless on purpose, or did it just do that by itself? -Thanks for the AMA!
bedroomwindow_cougar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is it with Comedians and their obsession with cars? I feel like you guys do it only to drive cool cars. The chicks, fame and fortune get in the way.
livingINtomorrow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There is a modern myth (I think it's a myth) that Superman appeared in one way or another in every episode of Seinfeld. Is that true, and if so, was that a cognizant decision?
BluefaceBlues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jeery, I have a novelty replica of the napkin holder with ketchup and mustard that I got from my Nana. I want you to have it, take the set Jerry! Cam'aaaan
MatthewCrawley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife gets annoyed when I state "This one is a classic" during every single rerun of Seinfeld we watch. I guess this isn't a question.
Anzonite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
give us a video of you throwing a shoe at something
zyfoxmaster150 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxj0-v_lnYY
QuatroCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
But I don't have a question. How can you possibly give me an answer to a question that I simply do not have?
Leprechorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aha! So you do have a question! So you're just trying to derail our conversation, aren't you?
QuatroCat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Let me be clear. I do not want an answer to my non-question question. I will accept an explanation, though.
superdirt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry. What's the deal with laundry?
SisterRayVU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever think about how culturally important you and your show are? For a lot of Americans, it's their only exposure to 'real' NYC ambiguously Jewish characters. I know for me that watching the show is like watching a reflection of my family and I love that about it.
e-tims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry, a porsche fanatic here. I've got 2 questions for you
how many porsches do you have in your collection?
what is your favourite porsche to drive?
Ser_Klatu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question here, I just wanted to say thanks for all of the laughs from Seinfeld. When I was younger I was stuck in the hospital for a couple of weeks and the one thing that got me through that time was watching Seinfeld DVDs. My parents knew I loved the show so they bought me the complete series. My room became kind of popular because nurses would pop in and watch a few minutes of the show every now and then.
So anyway, thanks for doing this and thanks for all of the laughs!
lacrorear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite sport?
mbulmer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who didn't "get" Seinfeld during its original run as I was far too young, I'm now in my mid-20s and find the show absolutely hilarious and still surprisingly relevant. Are you at all surprised by the longevity of the show and how younger generations are still enjoying it?
nicolettevalencia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what do you hope to accomplish in the future after you finish with CCC? Any other mediums you wish to conquer?
IAmTheZeke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for doing the AMA, and all the laughs over the years.
What is the biggest thing you've had to overcome in your life, and how did/ do you do it?
vodop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. How much did France pay you to have Gad on CICGC :) I love Gad, any plans for more international comedians on the show?
ih8rit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry? Hello! Do you still get hounded by press/paparazzi?
mtnsurfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your take on the current state of sitcoms today?
More importantly, what are you watching?
bathtubtuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thank you for the AMA! A simple question for you: What is your absolute favorite food? Hugs from the Netherlands
mgolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I literally fell out of my chair when I saw you doing this AMA. I just wanted to say that my mom and I have loved you for years! Thank you :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you're becoming more like George with age? Or is that just Larry?
BigpoppaRed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
A couple months ago I saw the add in the paper to your upcomming show at the Orpheum Theatre Jan. 17. I got lucky enough to get two tickeks(and they arn't even in the nosebleeds) before they were completely gone for my lady and myself for the 9:30 p.m. showing. Do you enjoy doing two shows back to back, or is it pretty exhausting to do?
Edit P.S. where should I take her out to eat before the show? I will be wearing my best red flannel for the occasion!
Slap_the_Goose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Mr Seinfeld, My girlfriend thinks you are the greatest thing that happened since cell phones.. My question is, on the show, you always wore the best high top sneakers, do you still rock awesome high top sneakers today?
Edit: I told my girlfriend that I asked you a question and she said that she would freak out if you actually answered me! Please help me look good bro!
BeholdCorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite, or some of your favorite comedians? Are these the same people who you looked to for inspiration when you were first starting out?
John_Bender1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite British comedy series? Did it inspire you when you were younger?
Alfa1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry: is Jason Alexander (George Costanza) as fun in person as he was on set? Any good anecdotes?
Best.
threeteen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for actually answering all of these questions. I don't have one, but I loved and still love Sienfeld. It doesn't matter the episode or time of day. If I come across it, I'll stop and watch it.
ragingblackmage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, awesome to see you on Reddit.
Was there anything you missed out on doing because of Seinfeld? Movies or other shows?
eatsleepraverepeat7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could go back and do anything differently in Seinfeld, what would you do different and why?
mryusuf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have a traumatic childhood?
supadupacam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite character on the show, besides yourself? I always loved your characters hilariously thick sarcasm as well as George's outlandish situations he always landed himself in.
stoog3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you guys phone it in for the last season on purpose? The writing took a big decline and there was a rumor that you guys did it on purpose because you wanted it to end and you didn't like it being among lesser shows that were riding Seinfeld's coattails...
maxxwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you bring the marriage ref back?! My family loved the show, and would love to see you on TV again!
mtlrkr420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry big fan of your show to be honest at first i didnt like seinfeld i didnt get it but i kept watching fyi i am 26 so i didnt watch the show in the 90's, until recently thank you reruns. anyway. my question is what would the characters from the show be doing today? what happen after they got out of jail?
SpecialOops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! You're my hero! Ever since Seinfeld I can't stop BEBOPPIN' AND SCATTIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE! Will you ever work with Jason Alexander again? Both of you together created TV magic!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite sandwich?
Erin4686 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why no alcohol sales during your stand up tours?
johnnyslims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you dislike high fives?
Its_not_Warlock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever I see a top whatever list for all time tv comedies, it always seems to be Seinfeld and I Love Lucy vying for the top spot. Are there any classic tv comedies you like or drew inspiration from? Are there any recent shows you enjoy?
sklerwuzhur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, thanks for all the years of hard work and entertainment. I've been watching Seinfeld since childhood and it never ceases to make me laugh, while at the same time, marvel at the seamless way the Seinfeld team made each subplot come together to create such an epic chaotic mess every episode. What is your favorite food?
xophib1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry was that you in Pulp Fiction hiding with that god damn hand cannon?
stayfun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Helloooo, Jerry....
In your opinion, what is the single funniest scene from the show?
Thanks for keeping me laughing throughout the 1990s and ever since.
terrynutkinsfinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry
Not a question sorry but I would love to see a CICGC where you drive a Citroen 2cv. Even you couldn't get enthused about it and I would love to see the face of anyone you picked up in one.
Think the Fiat with Louis CK then imagine worse.
Actually a question, any car you refuse to drive?
Smark_Henry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel when something happens like the premiere for the newest season of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee leaks to YouTube before Crackle premieres it? Are you just hopeful people will enjoy it regardless of when and where, or does it upset you that they're not watching it as intended?
Also, for the record, there was a time in my life where I lived in the projects in extreme poverty and my Seinfeld DVD collection was watched for hours upon hours nearly every day. Thank you for helping me get through those times as my chief source of entertainment. Seinfeld will likely always be my favorite television comedy.
GiantsInTornado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of a contest for an amateur comedian to be featured in a car getting coffee with you? I happen to know Raleigh's Funniest Accountant.
I_smell_awesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi. Is there anything you want to ask me?
Serule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how do you view and treat random fans that come up to you in public? Let's say if I came up to you just to say "Hi Jerry! thanks for all the laughs!" and shook your hand, what would you think/say about that?
Bulji ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thank you for answering our questions.
I discovered "Seinfeld" not so long ago and I loved it.
I noticed that quite a few actors who played in "Seinfeld" ended up playing in "Breaking Bad". I wanted to ask you if you watched "Breaking Bad" and if you did; what did you think of it? And if you didn't watch it, do you like any particular TV show aired today?
Taco_hero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. My dad has forced me into being your biggest fan. The marine biologist? The shot that was a million in one chance? Split his stitches after an appendicitis surgery. He has always claimed the show was side splitting. And I've never had the opportunity to tell you. Thank you for being aware of reddit.
How did he windex the little peephole?!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fugglepuff?
dailymess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porche will you be adding to your collection next?
I_am_unproductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld,
Huge fan of Seinfeld even though I wasn't even born when the first episode came out. You coined the phrase "Don't break the chain." What are some chains that you have broken and the ones you still have going?
FicTioNiTe_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Maryland?
hazelnutterbutter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider doing more stand-up? On the east coast?
god2010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Superman is also my favourite super hero. Why is he yours?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
My dad and I still occasionally watch Seinfeld whenever it's on. My dad swears that he can see you in some scenes wanting to crack a laugh but holding back. Is that just part of your character, and did they just film some scenes where you wanted to laugh, but held it back?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still enjoy eating cereal? If yes, what's your favorite cereal now?
mthrfcknhotrod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remain friends with any of the other actors from the show?
TheAdamBomb019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel when Jay Leno got the NSX instead of you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win, Superman or Batman?
mousepadsandwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have the limitations of what television networks consider "suitable" for television had any impact on how episodes of "Seinfeld" carry out? In other words, have you ever felt limited by what can be shown of television and if so could you provide an instance of it? Thanks again for doing this!
boltz5287 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any plans or ideas to write a film or another tv series?
lablaze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you drink like Kramer?
Nayfen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What was your proudest moment on Seinfeld? When did you and Larry realize what you had was comedic gold?
FunkyKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you stop the show? Did you stop it because you wanted to end it while it was popular? Or is it another reason?
Music_Ian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry are you a lesbian??
ARSLOCK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
any interesting stories about meeting celebrities?
ronaldo55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite meal?
AuthenticHuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
datode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite classic porsche?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
which city has the funnier comedy scene: new york or l.a. ?
bctTamu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the sitcom died with Seinfeld? If not, what are some sitcoms you like?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about the current primetime sitcoms like The Big Bang Theory, New Girl, etc?
elementsix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I always noticed a Skip Barber Racing School ad on the fridge door on Seinfeld. As a racing fan myself, was this something that you have done and continue to do with some of the cars from your collection?
Too-Far-Frame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was the reunion on Curb? (I loved it!) Im sure the answer is no... but any talks of future reunions?
Huge fan!
KevinHester26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So when is that Album About Nothing collab coming out with Wale?
OhJoeYouDidn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry! Not sure if you're still on but I've always wanted to do comedy but am a little shy. What advice would you give someone who struggles with stage fright?
killmesara ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you in reference to over coming stage fright?
Landman1107 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that my gf and I saw you perform in OKC a few months ago and loved your act.
Will you be touring with new material soon? Have you thought about doing a live comedy show like CICGC?
necrodae ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Larry similar to his character in curb? I think he's my idol if he's at all like his character in real life.
timryan1019 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Huge fan own every season, my question is what was your favorite episode of SEINFELD to make?
guitarboarder28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What is your all time favorite episode of Seinfeld and what is your funniest off set memory from the show?
shanedwyer333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad, John Dwyer, worked with you (and christian charles) a couple years ago on the 'Greater Building Society' ads for the Australian bank. Hilarious stuff! I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan and I want to know if you have any advice for me (an aspiring film director/writer) to succeed? Also I have seen a lot of footage of you laughing at the word "Struth!" haha. - Shane
acali_ny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Other than yourself and Larry David, who are some of your favorite comedians? Who has been your inspiration, either first starting comedy or now?
P.S. I have to check out CCC! Sounds amazing!
radical01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got any new years resolutions?
Sallyjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan. Any regrets in life?
I_am_unproductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are your tickets for your upcoming tour so expensive..? :(
AngryCliffa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Do you own every car that you bring on CCGC?
If you could combine cars into one dream machine, which cars would you choose?
I just read your comment about cigars, do you have a favorite type?(lighter/darker)
HebrewHamm3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airline food?
Tony40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really roll one of your cars over by your house and walk away unhurt?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get along well with Larry David?
Xxmepxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is Larry David going to start doing "Curb Your Enthusiasm" again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan here and I'd like to thank you for doing this AMA. Are you going to be doing any standup tours again in the near future and if you are then you should come back to Arkansas! I'd love to get to see you.
MatthewCrawley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On average, how many Mets games do you watch each year and how many games a year do you make it to Citi? I just need a ballpark figure.
128keaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Big fan, of your comedy and your sitcom. Anyway, was Seinfeld a reflection of your own life? And do you still keep up with the cast of the show? Enjoy your coffee, Keaton.
Max_Power21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If i were to ever see you in person what would be the correct way to approach you for a picture?
johninga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I want to say how much I enjoy CCC. The Louis CK one was fantastic. My question is: how long until the Mets make the playoffs again, and do you like the newest additions to the team. P.S. Loved Seinfeld too.
munkytoucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What current comedians are your favorites?
Public_Revolt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm finally early to one of these big threads and I have nothing to say. Fuck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother is a huge fan of yours, and he told me to ask you: Do you like hot Cheetos?
Humeshrooms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr.Seinfeld I just wanted to say congratulations and shnorhavor (which is congrats in Armenian) Me and my friend who shall not be named says between you and louis C.K, Louis is funnier and you know what she might be right. BUTTTTT i feel that its like looking at two philosophers, one being the great socrates and one being Descartes. Descartes may know more and have done some ground breaking stuff under a historians perspective. Overall Socrates set up a world of philosophy for Descartes to be born into. I feel you went into comedy at a time where things were still being done for the first time and had to be made up idk, to be honest you're a god of comedy.
BrooklynHipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the Mike Kelley exhibit at PS1 yet? There's a lot of superman stuff, and i think you'd like it.
winningatlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How awesome is the Porsche 959? Is it your favorite Porsche in your collection?
ecpackers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
also, bee movie was great! are you guys talking about Bee Movie 2! you could call it "Bees Movie"
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you like the end to Seinfeld
ssscopecreeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you and Larry always know how Seinfeld would end? At least in terms of having the same discussion (about the top button) as the very first episode? If not, at what point did you guys figure out this would be an awesome way to end the show?
Also, was there ever a chance of a one-time come back show where you all got out of jail? I would guess no, but, had to ask.
PS. Huge fan and love CCC.
Creepwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever regretted high-fiving someone?
kic01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up with the Sienfeld cast and you guys taught me a lot, so thank you for all those amazing-funny years! Where do you see yourself in 3 years? What are some your favorite television shows? did you get anything cool for Christmas?
Jakubbucko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why do your fingers look like little people?
CommanderV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you give me the name of the vacation island only rich people know about? It's ok, you can PM me.
alizaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how did your love of automobiles start and is there any car you want to add to your collection that you haven't been able to yet? Thanks!
ffrogthroat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. A question on process:
Do you, and I think Woody Allen said this, find that you "think in jokes" or is there a clear separation for you between your life and your art?
Thanks for all the fish.
EDIT: Grammar
tjlight00003 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so, what's the deal with airline food?
Henryyyyyyyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan here.... Any quick tidbits of advice for budding comedians such as myself?
brownstreak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was shooting Seinfeld like? Did you ever get tired of the whole fiasco during the long run of the show?
ecneralc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you hate being called the greatest comedian of all time?
Crimcrime69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm starstruck by you, Jerry.. How are you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna say that if you and Jason Alexander made a show about nothing, I'd watch all 13 seasons of it
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard your nickname in college was "Analfist", how did you get that nickname?
Herooftme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who have you most enjoyed having in your company ? Who have you enjoyed least ?
ElvisAndretti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of the cars you've used on CICGC, were any a surprise? Better or worse than you expected? Personally, I covet the worked over Karmann Ghia.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Just wondering how the idea of Bob Sacamano came to be. I find its hilarious how hes a character often discussed yet never seen. My favourite Sacamano part is when you and Kramer switch appartments and he becomes your "friend". Just wondering if you can shed some light on BOB SACAMANO
adamant10001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance we'll ever see the complete "fake" Seinfeld episode from Curb?
It was a great way to have a reunion w/o a reunion, but it left many of us wanting more!
Thanks.
tink_in_training ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any up and coming comedians you know about that we should be watching out for?
mieiri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Seinfeld. No soup for you! Only two questions. Move along. George Costanza was biased on Larry and Cosmo (if I can remember right) in a neighbor. What did you take from you to make the TV Jerry?
Beside some Costanza's plot, are any other true story from the episodes? (Please, tell us that 'The Contest' happened!)
plebsareneeded- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld what is your opinion of Reddit?
rockstarsball ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever find out what the deal with airline food was?
TrookySpishbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, been waiting a long time for this, so thank you!
My questions are about the pop culture response to Seinfeld. Do you feel like most fans actually GET what the show was about? Also, how do you feel about people calling it "the show about nothing", seeing how EVERYONE in the world can relate to what you did in that show? To me, it was a show about 'everything' rather than 'nothing'. It's easy for people to make others laugh, but you have truly CHANGED the way I look at what is funny. Thanks for everything you do!
Impaler276 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite thing to order at Tom's Restaurant (Monks)?
creeative20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does finding material to tell jokes get easier or harder the more successful you get?
eyesofglass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I just wanted to mention that your special/cross-over with Oz (Prison show) was hilarious, I loved the dark humour. I really wish there had been a little more of this, it was genius. Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Q-tips?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most of these questions are about your career but I have something more important to ask you.
-How do you feel about the Mets this year? I think we'll be better than last year but we'll obviously miss Harvey.
Thanks!
bigboss2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite;
1) Film
2) TV show
3) Book
4) Video game
5) Product
of all time?
Yonaban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There has been a long standing unknown factor in my family that I was hoping you could clarify. My great grandma is Minnie Fine and her brother is Max Seinfeld, Max had a kid (possible grandchild) named Jerry Seinfeld but there was a horrible divorce and Max took the son and has refused to have anything to do with my side of the family for decades. I am NOT looking for anything from you, or any handouts if it turns out to be true, I just want some clarification on some family history that you may be involved in. Are you my 2 cousin once removed? The world of Reddit this is serious please help my family and I get some clarification on this!
i_like_corgis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! You're a top chap for doing this. You're also a top comedian and you've worked with other top comedians. However, you can't work with 'em all. Have you ever regretted turning down an opportunity to work with someone and if so, who do you regret not working with the most?
Bye Jerry!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And what about the movies?
Have you ever considered to have a non animated movie role?
Look what it did to the Adam Sandler's legacy and his finances too.
I have a vision and would like to share it with you:
Movie about a human abducted by aliens: they have no concept of humor. Imagine the possibilities...
Thank you for all the "work" that you had done so far. Quotes are by your own admission.
bfitzisarat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Rickles. Tell us more about Rickles.
Do you guys go way back, or did you approach him out of the blue to be on the show?
When my dad was about 18 he was at a Don Rickles show in Vegas. Don pulled him out of the crowd and just completely berated him in front of my grandparents. After the show he came up and apologized, talked with my dad and his parents for a while, and generally made my entire families vacation.
Don Rickles is the man, and one of the best comedians that's ever lived, so thanks for having him on the show.
Also, nothing touches CICGC these days. Easily my favourite show in a long time. Oh, and Todd Barry is awesome. Have you seen Delocated?
AdamLikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win a game of one on one basketball, you or Larry?
Chungles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever consider extending the comedians roundtable special you did with Ricky Gervais and Louis CK into a series?
And, assuming you're a fan of Louis CK's show, would you ever appear on it as the likes of Doug Stanhope did so memorably? How would you write your 'character'?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have always seemed like a private person, what is the most outrageous invasion of your privacy committed by the media or a fan, and what do you do to keep yourself private?
TheBeerded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the soup by the soup nazi THAT good?
Hendy853 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Almost a year ago there was an open mic thing at my college and I decided to attempt stand up on a complete whim. To my great surprise, my hastily thought up routine actually got a lot of people laughing. Thinking back, I'm pretty sure that the key to getting those laughs was through subverting the expectations of the audience. Obviously, your experiances in comedy are infinitely greater than mine, so my question is this: in your opinion, is there a "key" to making people laugh? And if there is, what is it?
j0hnasd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No soup for you!
Cameron_R_Hilley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the internet makes it easier or harder for someone to become recognized in the entertainment industry? YouTube can make anyone become viral, but does going viral improve someone's chances of making it as an entertainer? I'm mainly talking about YouTube comedy and short film channels.
Also, what are your thoughts on the Modern Seinfeld Twitter account?
Thanks :D
banana_almighty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about a second SEINFELD reunion? I liked the way you handled it on Curb, but is there any chance of getting something meatier? We need it, Jerry, come on.
iderpthereforeiherp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, do you have a favorite curb your enthusiasm episode? cheers
WaldosHERE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you like Alpine?
rockyspine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I saw you when I was little boy in Boise Idaho. I can't say I remember what I laughed at, but I laughed pretty hard. You came one and mentioned in disbelief that Boise did exist. Thanks for a great show! It made me so happy that I could see my hero even though his show was over.
hrdrockdrummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Any plans to release another live CD of your stand up?
Any tours coming up? Maybe Atlantic City?
n0tspencer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, before I knew who you were, my relatives used to tell me how much I reminded them of you. I don't know if that says more about my nose or my love of bringing laughter to people.
Now for my question:
Where is your favorite place in the world you've been able to experience in your travel?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some of your favorite non-comedy TV shows and movies? Also what are your favorite books? If I might ask a third, what motivated you to write a children's book?
spate42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
was there ever a time while writing Seinfeld when you thought, "We need a 5th character to add to this team."? George - Elaine - Kramer - Jerry. Did you ever think about adding someone else?
davethinking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you kids eat the food your wife makes?
proskuneo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for years of laughs, Jerry.
bleachmartini ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, right outside of NYC and Porsche fanatic can you have one of your people give me a tour of your garage? I will leave with him or her a gift card to Olive Garden to give to you to show my gratitude.
Citizenbushido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you give us Jerry Seinfeld version of the Aristocrats? I really really want to hear it.
sync416 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can watch any episode of Seinfeld at any time and it will always make me laugh. My question: Is there an episode or scene in particular that you just hate to re-watch? Or on the other hand is there one that to you, will never get old?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think are the hackiest premises in standup routines today?
New_World_Era ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry, back when you were in Seinfeld, were some issues that were hard for you and the crew to get by? I mean not everyday turned out perfect right?
EDIT: Also btw, Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows. My favorite episodes were the one where you told the dentist joke and when George faked as a Neo-Nazi.
FellowIcelander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Still watching Seinfeld. Thanks Jerry! for everything. Your fan, รvar Kristinn
b_kraken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Loving CCC, way to kick off season 3 strong with Louis CK.
Would you ever sit down and talk with Joe Rogan on The Joe Rogan Experience?
I, as well as many others, would thoroughly enjoy hearing you and Joe shoot the shit.
uponone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thanks for making me laugh through college. Love the show. I'm going to go in a different direction with this question. Sorry if it's already been asked.
How did your love affair with Porches come about? Have you ever raced them and do you have a digital album available online of your collection?
nummerni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there one single line from Seinfeld that you like more? "Like look away, I'm hideous" or "And you wanna be my latex salesman? "
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm interested in just a few things:
Thanks!
Mshake6192 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Paper or plastic?
throwaway689908 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Porsche man, what are your thoughts on the Porsche 918?
pepetito456 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Potato.
siegz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is McDonalds Still counting?
fabulousprizes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I thought the Letterman Show storyline on Louie was some of the best TV ever made. Did you and Leno add to the story, or was it all the way Louis wrote it and you guys just showed up? Would you take the chair if it was offered to you?
Soci0path ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A rather serious question in regards to the whole 'racism' dilemma with Michael Richards-- how would you describe the situation and its consequences now, over 7 years after its occurence?
IMnotONEtoJUDGEbut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
May be a hard question to answer but who in your eyes is the best comedian right now and who did you idle growing up?
aspoo5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a question, but thank you for the times you've been on the Mets broadcast, looking forward to many more. On a related note, please buy the team
north_coaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Thanks for the AMA.
Seinfeld is my favorite comedy TV show, and was/is an incredibly well-written show. (Especially with the premise of being "about nothing")
Two questions:
1.) If you were to write or be a part of another TV comedy after CCC, what style or requisites would you prefer?
2.) What is your favorite TV show (comedy or otherwise) on air today?
3.) What style of music or band has been on your mind lately?
Thanks!
wheezyninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Today is my actual Birthday and I wanted to say thank you for making my life way better. Seinfeld was one of the best shows on Television... Have you thought about doing another Sitcom?
fartsticker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
~Jerry~
Have you ever seen any of these Seinfeld animations? Your thoughts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8VloaYqs_k
astrograph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is the latest porsche you have bought?
any pictures?
AdamLikes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win a game of one on one basketball, you or Larry?
orangepeel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My Dad and my brother do this thing where they will smile and give some random line from Seinfeld whenever something happens to remind them of it, then they respond to the confused looks from the rest of the family with a laugh, saying "It's from Seinfeld" or just "Seinfeld." This happens about once every other day.
Juststumblinaround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often to you speak with members of the original cast of Seinfeld?
GWAPES07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you think that the sitcom would be successful when the idea was first introduced to you?
InfiniteDrive06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ยฐยฐยฐ What car is your number one favorite car that you own? ยฐยฐยฐ What Car do you want to own, but still do not? ยฐยฐยฐ What car would you never want to own even if someone gave it to you?
InfiniteDrive06 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ยฐยฐยฐ What car is your number one favorite car that you own? ยฐยฐยฐ What Car do you want to own, but still do not?
ยฐยฐยฐ What car would you never want to own even if someone gave it to you?
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most memorable part of your career? Whether it be emotional or just profound in your own way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing the AMA!
Newman was undeniably the most diabolical television character ever created. What was the inspiration behind him?
Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have a coffee with you next time you come to Alberta Canada?! I've done a few open mic stand up gigs...and I have a caarrrrr
That would be comedians in cars getting coffee in Canada
bullsvsbears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were a breaking bad fan were you excited to see so many Seinfeld regulars in one show
The-Hypno-Toad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll continue to broken-record-it and say that you are phenomenally gifted and I thank you for your work.
Anyhoo, as a comedian who's toured all around the world and has gone from hole-in-a-wall comedy joints to some of the largest and most renown venues in the world, which has been your favorite location to perform at?
Also, can you indulge us and tell us about one of the times when your set tanked? A bad heckler?
Thanks again for making us laugh, Mr. Seinfeld.
Juses_Crust ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Big fan! What made you venture into the world of comedy in the first place ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good Morning Mr. Seinfeld,
I watch CCC and my favorite episode was your 1st, Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner. The Legends of Comedy was a great way to start your series. Will you have any other comics like that in season 3? ie., Louie Anderson..j/k but ya know Eddie Murphy would be a great to have on the show too.
Take Care, Mary Case
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan!! Saw you live in CO Springs a couple of years ago. It was the show where for some reason people kept asking about Newman during the Q&A. I literally laughed the entire show. My abdominal muscles were sore for days after. Thanks for what you do!
CaptainAHastings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for doing this! You are a genius and your work is extraordinary. Who according to you is the brightest young stand up comic today? Thanks again!
i_hedrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airline food? Amirite?
Xastiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i remember that one episode on 30 rock where you said you would buy the company, and baldwin made fun of you at first... then realised you actually have the money
is that true, do you really have that money in real life and could buy the company just because? that has been haunting me for a while now
HayFeverTID ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, did CCC grow from the early stages of Seinfeld back when the show's premise was going to be two comedians (you and Larry Miller) living in NYC?
fathergrigori54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you ever going to restart Seinfeld?
Citizenbushido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any hints on future guests for CCC? I like Bill Burr.
marakarina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld - what kind of music do you enjoy?
sjt22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First, thanks so much for being an all around amazing comedian! Seinfeld references are a huge part of my daily life, especially coming from a Jewish family.
Two questions: What do you think is the most important thing needed to craft a good joke? Also, what would you say is the biggest difference between male and female comedians?
Thanks again!
MightAsswell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How are you and Louis CK? He seems really down to earth, and you two seemed to get along great on your show Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. How was it, filming with him?
zyguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why has Seinfeld the complete series not been released onto Blu-Ray yet?
manetto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:49:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is a lot of fun.
Any chance of getting Bill Murray?
yerffej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get into stand up?
contacternst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Sriracha?
crumpus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to choose between being telepathic or telekinetic, which would you pick?
VikingMcLightyear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please tell us about your Porsche collection. How did it start? Is there a goal or is it a process? Thank you
LessThanJake_Plummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question, I just wanted to say thanks. I love your work.
ReadMyMemoirs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your opinion, what was the funniest dialogue that was unscripted in Seinfeld?
ndrwnassty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I can't think of a question to ask you, but I enjoy everything you bring to this world.
redbike1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan here. I still watch Seinfeld multiple times a week.
My question is, what do you do now? I know you're making Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (which is great, by the way), but do you also do any other work?
tjnsn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what IS the deal with airline food?
chitownhawks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I recently saw you in Chicago at the Chicago Theater. I just wanted to say that you still got it and your performance was amazing. I really enjoyed your performance and just wanted to say thank you, also, you taking questions at the end was awesome! How do you go about deciding who to pick on and how long to answer questions for? Has that ever gone on for much longer than you anticipated it just because the crowd kept asking great questions?
ghidfg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can you do your best Jerry Seinfeld impression and upload it to youtube or something?
machette- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say, i never liked Seinfeld. Bad comedy, for morons.
I_am_unproductive ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell us about TM?
vaginawhatsthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed Comedians in Cars with Louis. The boat story had me dying and his daughter's appreciation of the whole ordeal made me smile.
brownmagician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How close or far away is Larry David in reality vs. His character in Curb? How was he on the set?
whirlybirds7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us what's the deal with the airline peanuts?
like_buttah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, How do you feel about 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' be praised as a modern day Seinfeld?
zerostarhotel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What were we just talking about?
PJsparkman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel that stand-up comedy is an art form or actually more of a specialized profession?
atmosphere- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge Seinfeld fan and fan of yours in general! Just wondering what inspired Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Love the show, and its original concept, where did it come from?
megagnome5000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for your time!
Hairlesscatbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about awards?
letitfall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some of your favorite sitcoms on right now? Specifically, what do you think of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, which has been described as "Seinfeld on crack"
kaatamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry ! First off would like to say thanks for making my day, finally an AMA im actually interested in.
My question is, what question are you most asked, that your absoloutley sick of answering?
KoalaKyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA, I'm a huge fan.
What was/is your favorite city to do standup in?
Gh0stw0lf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who usually brings the donuts to the illuminati meetings? And also, what kind of donuts are they?
Hitnrun30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You worked with Michael Richards for years. When he had the racist rant, what did you take it as and did you talk to him right afterwards and how did that conversation go?
TheVeganOne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is fantastic, what other projects are you working on that we might see you in soon? All the best, and thanks for doing this AMA!
MCL001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why are there no more "Spare Parts" videos on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee? some of the Spare Parts with Alec Baldwin were the funniest parts of the series.
alaskasam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's it like to have a level of wealth where you can take an idea from concept to reality without fear of consequences or financial failure?
bryfrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you name some of the comics under 40 that you enjoy watching?
kfinny_ca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I love Seinfeld - it's one of those shows I can watch over and over, no matter how many times I've seen each episode. Just wondering, what's one fact about the show that most of us wouldn't know?
Cheers!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Quick question: your favorite soup?
at_work919 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How funny do I have to be to ride in a little car with you and drink coffee?
tres_chill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
BABA BOOEY!
afunnytool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All jobs are very demanding, they all have their own stresses that can push a person past the point of breaking . You're still very popular and successful for what seems to be a century. Which leads me to the following:
What is it about your job that drives you? How have you stayed true to yourself and your fans for so long without having a breakdown?
Edit: Poutine or bacon?
Tribizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Seinfeld ever be in Netflix?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you met Ray Kurzweil? If you're half as vain as your character; you might be into life-extension or at least a health nut. Any advice Mr. size 32?
ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the funniest/interesting anecdote you have about working with Larry David that most people don't know?
wee_man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you hoping to have more movie-industry success after Seinfeld? Did the Bee Movie slow that down?
zakkray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just broke up with my girlfriend because she drank orange juice after eating ice-cream, I mean what kind of sick person does that? Otherwise she was perfect... do you think I did the right thing?
ImFlamtastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any big plans for your 60th birthday in April?
Vogeeezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is great. The quality, content and delivery approach are amazing. I don't watch much TV but the show is top notch.
Gold Jerry, GOLD!
bakke15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,How was working with Bryan Cranston,The dentist.Breaking Bad is my favorite show after Seinfeld.
Soci0path ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think Seinfeld as a show is immortalized?
wangydang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, do you plan on writing another book? I loved Seinlanguage.
Creachure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When was the last time you met up with the cast of Seinfeld? Do you still keep in touch?
chezywhitguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any young comedians you have your eye on that I should have my eye on too?
Loupy_e ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I love CCC, one of those rareities that works both in concept and execution.
My question: If you were picking up yourself (today's well established Jerry Seinfeld) on your show CCC, which car would you pick yourself up in?
PoliteDebater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you first of all for doing this AMA! I went to see you when you came to my hometown on a stand up comedy tour (was weird because we're kind of out of the way).
My question is, what is your favourite car (that you own, or that you'd like to own)?
memefan69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Long winded question please hear me out :
I appreciate the way you have handled your career recently, it seems like you carefully select projects that you want to work.
Is there any specific reason why you selected this route, as opposed to say Eddie Murphy who seemed to simply agree to any project he's offered?
He specifically referred to this stage of his career as "the gravy years" in an interview with Rolling Stone. You didn't do this and I love you for it Jerry.
xerept ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did the show Seinfeld ended the way it did? It was Extremely Unsatisfying.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
COME BACK
WAIT FOR IT
ONE YEAR
RULES
1) The Customer is always wrong.
2) Always pay exrta for the ''bread''.
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you hang out with Larry David these days?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your honest thoughts on Louis C.K, and where would you rank him among your favorite comedians? Also...you are one of the greatest observational comedians ever.
kasabian1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I say "That's a shame" whenever something bad but hilarious to me, happens to someone I know. I credit you with that.
vdv87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, I'm a big fan. Seinfeld is by far my favorite show of all time, and the reruns are still pretty much the only show I watch today.
What advice would you give to young comedians wanting to break through in the field? Can you talk a little about your work ethic?
Side note, favorite episode: when George tries the opposite.
flyingseel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that the characters learned anything from their time spent in jail, that it finally changed them a bit after the time served?
PantiesMallone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Huge fan of Seinfeld, CCC and your stand-up. My daughter and I LOVED The Bee Movie. Would you ever do anything like that again (something kids can enjoy) whether as a movie or tv show? Also, was 80's/90's Jerry as much of a ladies man as Seinfeld suggested?
ithinkimnumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld - who's the best up and coming comedian today?
sheenaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! First off, just want to say thank you for bringing us such happiness through your comedy, love you, Larry & the cast, I feel like you guys have played a very intricate role in my sense of humor development!
Do you plan on doing a comedy tour? Nor Cal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was the hardest episode of seinfeld to pitch to the executives, in terms of getting them to buy into the idea
n0g00ns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do/would you prefer celebrating Christmas or FESTIVUS?!
E2M8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr Seinfeld, Not a question, Just wanted to say hi!
I'm a huge fan and I still watch Seinfeld every day. You are somewhat of an inspiration to me when it comes to comedy, although I feel like the types of jokes people can tell highly depends on their mood, I frequently use the same sarcastic tones you used in Seinfeld episodes regardless how I feel. My mother hates me for it :P
Actually, I do have one question: I'm sure you've heard of the "Seinfeld Curse" What are your thoughts on that? Do you find it offensive at all?
Thanks and take care!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode/joke on Seinfeld?
P.S. There's a big difference between being canceled and being #1.
MatthewCrawley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have a couple bucks?
DrBoltz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Describe yourself in a word
bigpink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What's your favorite music album?!
teh_capn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I have been a life-long fan of the show, your standup and most recently a rabid fan of CCC from the get-go; I find myself wondering--before the show" took off," did anyone turn you down because they didn't understand the idea for the show?
Thanks for the decades of laughs!
bulldog321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Years out, how do you feel about the Seinfeld finale?
hello-newman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello.... Jerry! My best friend, knowing my unconditional love for you, bought me a signed photo of your beautiful self for Christmas this year.
Does this photo look like you could have once touched it? Thanks, and much love and respect.
DannyBoi1Derz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How embarrassing was that Bee movie promotional high wire act?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was a scene in Seinfeld that you felt most frustrated in?
UndeadGilroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, every stand up comedian has done or tried to do an impression of you. Which impression/impressionist is your favorite and why?
wasteuvaname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA Jerry. I seem to recall you advertising the Acura NSX. Did you get one to drive? Seems like a waste walking to work when you could be driving an NSX!
Hollawebb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do these pretzels make you thirsty?
Guitar_fool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you be willing to do another round of "Talking Funny" with another set of comedians or was that more of a one time deal?
bigOproductions ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watching episodes of Seinfeld you see so many stars today, most notably Brian Cranston, were there any other actors/actresses that you thought would be famous after they came on the show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello!
Timeisland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, big fan here. Just wondering what you think is the best sitcom for the moment and why?
Would be ever so excited for an answer, thanks for all the laughs!
cheekymusician ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this, Jer...can I call you Jer? Okay. Who are your favorite comedians working in the industry today and why?
drubb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to tell you Jerry, that I'm a real big fan of Seinfeld and I'm sad that it had to end, but all things good or bad have to end eventually. I used to watch your show on a regular basis. IT WAS MY BIBLE. Some how you always seemed to crack me up and I always learned something new everyday about LIFE. Doesn't it seem like life was much more simpler then than now? I love the show so much. I wish everyday life were just like how it was in the show. Everything about the show was just spectacular. Also George is my favorite from the show. He's the BOMB.
I don't really have any questions but Ill put up one. Who is your favorite character from the show? (you cant name yourself)
Samurai_Eko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So maybe this is a little inappropriate, but what was your reaction when Kramer had that whole racist outburst thing during his stand up show? I think in my opinion it wasn't right that the guys were heckling him but he kinda went over board.
couchzilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you genuinely upset when you found out that Wale was already done with More About Nothing? Or did being a part of The Gifted make up for that? And thanks for doing this!
xTripledot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever end up getting your Acura NSX?
x4candles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for the AMA.
In the early years of South Park, they offered you to play a role as "Turkey #4" in a Thanksgiving episode, but your agent declined. Even though your role was silly, did you at all look forward to doing it? Have you ever met Trey Parker and Matt Stone as well?
Keep up the good work! I'am a Seinfeld fan for life!
Enoxiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about your show being still on the air after many years. Talking about the Netherlands here.
andysaurus_rex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a big fan of Seinfeld and have seen a few of your CICGC series and I think it's great. Do you have any plans after CICGC?
modern_drift ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
absolutely love comedians in cars getting coffee. what is your favorite car and least favorite car to have driven?
do you have any plans/desire to do a guest appearance on any current shows?
minerlj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why do you do what you do?
what made you say "I think I'll be a comedian"?
andasound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan! Watched the contest in preparation for today! Is there was one situation or personal interaction that you wanted to do an episode about but never had the chance to?
bbroad25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know Joel Hodgson did an AMA a few weeks ago?
chinupkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have comedic rules about making light of serious or sad events/phenomena?
Gallifreythegay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I've never been this early to an AMA! I just wanna tell you your fucking awesome
trevordbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During The Seinfeld era, what kept you and the rest of the crew going? What was the motivation behind continuing to do the show? How was the atmosphere during the series? What was it like doing the "semi" Re-union on Larry David's show?
Sorry for the multiple questions sir.
I'm glad you did, as I still watch them daily.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How close to the character Jerry are you in real life? I always thought about that as I watched when I was younger
Metal_Marcus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Out of all the characters on the show, who do you think you developed the strongest relationship and friendship with? Do you still see them on a regular basis as well?
bob_at_hotmail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would say (and perhaps you agree?) that airline food has improved markedly over the last 20 years. I'm inclined to believe that your standup hurt the feelings of airline execs enough that they went to the trouble to improve the quality. So thank you for making my air travel better!
animusbulldog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, before I ask, lemme just say you and Mr. David are incredible. What you've both done for comedy and Hollywood in general is unparalleled.
My question, and i just wanna preface by saying that by no means do I think his actions represent you or the show. Also, this is not his defining moment and I know that everyone does stupid stuff sometimes but, how did you feel when Michael Richards lost his cool one night on that black audience when he was doing standup?
Thanks again Jerry!
I know that I'd be surprised but I wouldnt hold it against him and I was just wondering, as you ARE you, how did you feel about your buddy and colleague doing this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?
jekylczar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I noticed on the Seinfeld set of your apartment there was a Skip Barber sticker on the refrigerator..do you participate in any track racing?
1amongmany ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow. It feels awesome that someone like you will actually hear what I have to say. But honestly I don't know what to ask you but to thank you for the good heart felt laughs I had while watching your shows. Thank you.
raziel9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Seinfeld you expressed a lot of interest in Comic book heroes (especially superman); are you also by chance fan of Sci-Fi (Star Trek for ex)? If so, what your personal fave and why?:-)
Also how do you feel about "festivus" taking off as a legitimate, albeit an unofficial, holiday now?
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are the most disappointing and best things about modern television to you?
kaosmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has been your favorite project to work on since The Seinfeld show ended? And why?
teslasmash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which of today's popular comedic bits needs to be retired?
kprincess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I know there are some moments in sitcoms and such that are completely improvised, and turn out to be some of the best parts of the show.
Were there any moments like that while working on Seinfeld? I could laugh from start to end on those episodes.
bwoob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huuge Seinfeld fan here. My favorite show of all time, pretty much have a constant stream of it playing on my dual monitor. If I'm anxious or nervous I just put it on and I start laughing and I instantly feel better. So thank you for that!
Anyway on to my question: In the episode "The Doll" that doll that looks just like George's mother, any story behind that? Did somebody just find that doll or was it made to look just like Estelle? Thanks!
Picture of said doll for people who don't know what I'm talking about: http://imgur.com/H5XSygk
jbu311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I noticed that your laugh is quite different in CCC compared to how it was when you were on Seinfeld. Is that due to the nature of the comedy or an evolution of your idea of comedy or just a change in your mannerisms? If it's a change in what you find funny, how has what you find funny changed over the years?
princeofprinces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were filming the show Seinfeld was there any scene in particular that was impossible to get through just from everyone being in a state of uncontrollable laughter and unable to hold character?
Epfef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld are you "Master of your domain?"
ArkaneBass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you get noticed on the streets of a normal day? Also whats your usual response if a fan wants an autograph or picture taken with you?
foobarraboof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever forgive Larry King?
tehsmarty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Heres a simple question for ya: What was your favorite episode of Seinfeld to work on?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like for you doing the Seinfeld reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm?
DGeisler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite joke?
Cbg123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you ever watch old episodes and believe you could have made subtle changes and made them funnier? Also how much comedic input did Jason Alexander have on his character?
tmos1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why aren't you answering everyone's questions?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry...THE most important question yet...when for the love of God will there be another Bee Movie?!?!?!?!
peTr189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't even fathom how many hours of my life I've sunk into watching Seinfeld. It started in the late 90's, just watching it because my older siblings did. But eventually it blossomed into a true love, a pastime. Every sitcom will forever be compared to those 9 wonderful years of your show. "That was really clever, not Seinfeld clever, but still clever." So I have to ask my question: Were you aware and purposeful in your writing when Elaine mispronounced words? Svegali, Boogedy, etc. It was always so extremely funny to me that of all the characters on the show, it was the resident editor and wordsmith Elaine Benes who continually mispronounced things.
Thanks for doing this AMA, it has been a really fun read.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One horse-sized Little Jerry Seinfeld, or one hundred Little Jerry Seinfeld-sized horses?
Choppergold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Love your work. Please name your favorite comedians and/or joke writers, and why. Thanks.
dwedel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You once spoke about productivity, and how having a chain would help you keep up a creative process. What is the essential thing to keep you from breaking it?
cbhaxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What will you be doing in 5 years?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a question, but I'd just like to say that I saw you do stand-up a year ago and you were amazingly hilarious. You're a legend man, keep doing what you're doing!
invalid_usr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, BIGGEST fan here, sorry Im late. My Question is:
Are there any questions you are sick of answering or are annoyed by? Say after a standup show and you answer a few questions like you did at one show I went to. You seemed bothered by some questions, especially relating to "seinfeld" the tv show, not jerry seinfeld the comedian.
DomVictor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always liked Seinfeld but the intro soundtrack made me cringe and had to change the channel until it was done. I can't explain it. I've come across many people who oddly had this same reaction.
Have you ever heard this yourself?
Carwheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, this is probably a complete shot in the dark, but I'd regret it if I didn't at least try, so here goes. My dad, my uncle, and I are HUGE fans and I can't think of a single day that has gone by without at least one Seinfeld quote being thrown around. They refer to each other as "Newman" (addressing each other with "Hello, Newman") and me as "Little Newman."
All that is to say, if you could just reply back to this with "Hello, Newman," that would be the most amazing thing ever.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That incident in Ireland with Pat Kenny on The Toy Show... Could you tell us what was going through your head?
Naterob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about frankfurters
the_heisenberger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is it about sneakers that make you love them so much?
SimonFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thank you very much for doing this AMA, I was wondering what your favourite Superman novel is?
halfmystified ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! As such a fan of comedy, have you ever met a comic you didn't think was funny until you met in person?
TILRickRoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car that you own?
20_Eyes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was very validating to hear your recent thoughts on skateboarders. Thank you.
whoisthis88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello!!
I'm also a huge Seinfeld fan, I have a question about your relationship with your cast members. Have you stayed I touch with the other actors on the show? Also has any type of "sequal" ever crossed your mind?
clarkin1010 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wanna get some Pizza?
Solsting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will the answers be relevant or just any old answer you have laying around?
skilachio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan, who would you most like to appear in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with you, living or dead, who has not already appeared in the show?
Sourc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your relationship like with "The Real Kramer?"
Did you really live across the hall from him? And hang out with Larry David everyday?
It's always fascinated me to know which characters were based on real life and scenes were based on real events.
dougbobbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On a college application, I was once asked: "If you could take any 3 people from throughout history to dinner, who would they be (and how would it go)?"
I took my grandfather, Abraham Lincoln, and you. It was an interesting night--and you had Lincoln in tears.
Who would you take?
Tortillaish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you're the best comedian in the world! I have been toying with the idea of trying stand up sometime. Maybe you could help me over the edge. What would you say the best part of being a comedian is?
awfml ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the hardest thing you had to deal with as an aspiring comedian, and what advice would you give to someone just starting out?
wiltoNzews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, first of all congratulations on all your sucess! You're amazing as a comedian and I just love that you did all of this without resorting to being vulgar/swearing.
So with that in mind, can you tell me off in an vulgar/swearing way? :p
rebeccajaytee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite comedian you rode in a car and got coffee with??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your opinion of Jimmy Fallon's impersonation of you?
Heavenlywind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does your sexy voice gets you all the ladies? Sorry i just read every comment you wrote in your voice and its fucking awesome.
hockeyfan69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
please acknowledge me !!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for the AMA!
Does the slap bass lines from your show get stuck in your head to this day?
OK4U2LOVE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Spank me Jerry, please?
Introvertedgenius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry, thanks for the AMA. I've heard that most of your show was entirely improvised, and that the cast was given a plot line and had to make it happen without using a script. Is that true?
elliefunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you start your comedy career? Any funny stories? Who was your strongest supporter?
jaysapathy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What really is the deal with airline food, Jerry?
Bayoublaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever turned down a project and later regretted it?
w4rrior_eh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favourite running gag on Seinfeld?
Clarkson23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's the nicest car coming up on this season's CCC?
pappersflygplan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seidfeld, how are you today? are you happy with your life and career?
And now for something else, should I grow a beard?
forcedchill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does Potato Man mean? Well, what is it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
buxareo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you PowerRank your favorite cereals? I would like to know your top 100, though I would settle for top 5.
PopeInnocentXIV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, loved the inning you did with Gary and Ron this past season.
Which episodes of Seinfeld do you consider, in your own opinion, most overrated and most underrated?
Bigsteve27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry what's the meaning of life
nevermind4790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was way younger, whenever Seinfeld reruns came on I would use the time to sleep before reruns of The Simpsons came on. I would like to apologize for using your television show as nap time.
cathdog888 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it possible for you to enjoy TV shows ? I'd guess maybe Cops or something like Game of Thrones?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, I just want to say thank-you for making the best show ever! I've seen every episode multiple times and it never gets old. Oh and thanks for ending the show on a high note. Funniest show of all time!
SolaeD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been working on the album about nothing with Wale? Do you know when it is coming out?
FrankiePoops ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever considered growing a mustache when you sit with Keith Hernandez at Mets games?
nirnosub ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry,
I was wondering how many attempts Michael Richards had before successfully clearing that table with his leg. The one where him and Newman are playing Risk. One of my favorite episodes/scenes of all times. Never knew Newman was so dainty!
Also, do you prefer Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? This is important.
Chibano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on television sitcoms and reality television as an entertainer? Do you think sitcoms are a thing of the past considering the recent trend for the lower costing reality show? Are there any recent sitcoms that you enjoy watching?
pullandpray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you prefer life before Seinfeld or life after? It seems to me that a lot of comedians struggle with fame.
PrimeTuna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how often does Seinfeld show up in conversations with past actors from the show at this point in time?
sarpedonx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, can you tell us about a classic "Larry David" situation that you encountered with him in real life?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian?
DAILYFOOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, big fan.
Would you be as so kind as to autograph your own foot and take a picture for my new blog? Thanks I hope you have a wonderful day and the weather is nice where you are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the character George Costanza have any similarities to the real Jason Alexander? Or is just one hell of an actor? Love the show CCGC btw, big fan!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a lot of comments/read a lot elsewhere saying how much you enjoyed making Seinfeld and that it was an experience of a lifetime. Aside from all the obvious 'ups', were there any low points or incredibly frustrating moments on the set or behind the scenes?
armadillo_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much time did it take time to prepare Michael Richard's hair for each episode, if at all?
asCii88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. Thanks for doing this AMA. I have a question for you:
How do you manage your anger? Do you always keep that smile on your face and keep that attitude when you get angry as it happened on the interview with Larry King?
rocketwrench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I'm a big fan. I've really enjoyed your insights into comedy especially Comedians in Cars and Talking Funny. I've got just a couple questions. What sort of Bicycle do you have? Have you been back for dinner with Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner? You've done episodes of CiCGC in both LA and NYC, do you keep cars in both cities? What is your favorite car to drive in each city?
xqx2100 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld was the greatest sitcom of all time and I love CCC!
Splatacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you consider that these days sitcoms are so successful because of projective identification? (I know you are an educated person but in case you are not familiar with the term, it means when you look at something on TV and you see yourself in that same situation).
Slimbopboogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge fan and I was wondering if you were planning a comedy tour anytime soon? I would love to have the chance to come see you perform live in Chicago. Thanks for doing this AMA and Seinfeld!
ImFromIndiana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry, what do you feel about all of these comedy podcasts? Is this something you would ever do, and if so, what's you favorite comedy podcast right now? Thanks
Also, I've been telling my dad non-stop about reddit and it would be awesome to say you answered a question, he's a huge fan!
Lodethi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha airline food, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT AMIRITE?? XD
NoFnXquzes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
My mom loved your show so much and now that she's gone I really love it too because it reminds me of those nights that we would watch it together and just laugh. Thank you for that.
My question has to do with the way the show ended. If you had the chance to go back would you end the series the same way or would you do it differently?
Cheerful_Toe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favourite flavour muffin?
13374L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've been a proponent of meditation. How did you get started, and how has it helped you personally and professionally? What advice would you have for someone interested in meditation?
Thanks for doing this. Long time fan- love your work. One of my favorite scenes with you is "Stand Up and Win" from SNL, still love it all these years later.
BenwithacapitalB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Thanks for doing this. Are you listening to any musical artists currently? Who is your favorite musician/musical group?
kidcrumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there really a Superman reference in every episode of Seinfeld?
And, as such a big fan of the man in blue, what did you think of Man of Steel?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where should I eat when I'm in NYC?
ukelaylie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And what's the deal with airline food?
Khue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, just wanted to say, not a huge fan of Seinfeld the show, but I like a lot of your work. I loved that recent thing you did with C.K. in that little Fiat. Was any of that scripted or was it all off the cuff?
zerostarhotel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, is Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee just a complicated pretext to getting to go on a date with Sarah Silverman? She is so damn fun, I don't blame you.
Iamactuallybaines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has anyone asked about The Michael Richards Race Meltdown incident?
meinerHeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you zo much for Seinfeld. My whole life would be quite different without that show...
How much of the Larry/Jerry/George personality is exaggerated, and how much is one likely to encounter if one...encounters...the honourable Mr. David in real life?
murdoprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up watching Seinfeld with my father, so thank you for the good times and the laughs.
Did you get to keep the puffy shirt and if so, have you ever worn it to do a standup routine?
Thrownout001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How stuffed is your wallet?
GWAPES07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry!
Your sitcom is probably the funniest and highest-quality comedian-based one ever! On that thought, how do you think if these days a sitcom started with, say, Conan O'Brian do?
wraith313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Newman asks a hardball on your AMA, what do you do?
Soul_Anchor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! Do you find that comedians lose their edge when they stop doing standup for film or TV? Is it important for comedians to stay in practice?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, why cars? You've always seemed to have an affinity, even before becoming successful.
Z3ppelinDude93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, Jerry Seinfeld! Im a huge fan!
I'm hoping to get into media, so I'm really interested in your opinion on making a web based series vs a television series? With the movement away from traditional media, do you feel the quality and production value of online shows will continue to improve to compete?
vitani_maru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry.
My family and I love Seinfeld. I grew up watching that and MST3K. We just want to know if you've planned, or have even thought about, doing another show. Also, how's the soup?
vitani_maru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously, something other than CCC. Haha, we want TV material.
BeefCentral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your top three cars of all time and do you own them?
ozzmeister00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wanted an answer, but do I get to ask the question first, though?
hellostephy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan. Seinfeld is my all time favorite show.
What was the Soup Nazi like in real life?
Rocero648 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably way too late to get my questioned answered. But I saw an interview between you and Larry King a while back. Larry King said something wrong in the interview about Seinfeld getting cancelled. In the interview you seemed to get very upset. Was this staged and a joke, or were you really offended by Larry King?
Vannysh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I can't honestly think of a question, but I will say you're a very real inspiration for me. Both you and Larry, actually, and everyone involved with Seinfeld. I'm a 28 year old guy and that was the first show I chose to collect on DVD (I collected them as they came out, it was an agonizing wait for me between releases!!). I'm glad to see you here on reddit to mingle with us! Have a great day sir!
What_Is_The_Meaning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I are huge fans! Love CCC! Thanks for being here.
Death-Grind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If they were to recreate a modern Seinfeld with new actors, which 4 actors would you personally pick?
Luca20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that I loved the two-episode story about the Late Show on Louis C.K's program. I liked the black comedy of an introspective look at a comedian's personal life. Really fun to watch.
edoran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, here are my questions. As you were starting your career, what was the moment you realized you were satisfied with your own work? Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? And who have you heard most recently?
stansburymaterial ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there one idea or premise for an episode of Seinfeld that has stuck in your head that you just KNOW would have been a hit? Or, that you would have loved to give your perspective on?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry, have you found out what's the deal with airline peanutes?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know Louis CK is a damn dirty liar?
TheSharkFromJaws ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're a big Superman fan. How did you feel about the latest film: Man of Steel?
markzone110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your own personal favorite episode of Seinfeld, and what aspect of that episode did you enjoy the most (acting, writing, watching the episode after production, etc)?
lupedog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever think about making your web series, "Comedians in cars getting coffee", for TV or Netflix
Ep with you and Brian Regan, laughed so hard I cried.
You'll have to jiggle the handle
Lowestprimate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the way you write and rewrite your jokes. How do you tell when you got it perfected? I showed my son (12 years old) your NY Times article image of your rewrite of a single joke to get it right and he was impressed by your iterations. I am trying to impress him that approach has many uses in life. Thanks for all the entertainment over the years.
Stashquatch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
yaaay Jerry!
ryanknapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During the Seinfeld show many concepts were introduced for modern etiquette. How long do you know someone before asking them to help you move? Under what circumstances is it appropriate to date your current/former date's roommate?
Have you ever considered writing a guide for these modern situations that are so rarely covered by conventional ideals?
phangouser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can comedy save the world?
objectivities ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry. Congratulations on the success and all, but can you imagine yourself being happy apart from all of your money and things? For people such as I who struggle to find humor in the mundane as a way to laugh over the rest, can you still relate to the modern struggling artist?
MoominMorran ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite youtube clip?
ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The show ran a long time, right? 9 years? You gave it up, right? They didn't cancel it? You canceled them?
WustacheMax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan of Seinfeld and your stand up routines. I saw you when you came to Edmonton.
What's your favorite Porsche and why? Also why Porsche?
romanianjoker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
edited: too fucking late
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered, Who came up with the idea of "Festivus"? It really was a great idea
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like not having to worry about money? Is there a time when you stopped working for it and it starts putting you to work? If so when was that and does it seem to be worth it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You and Louie brought up a good point about why his show should live on whereas you guys "didn't want to do Kramers 60th birthday" or something to that nature...
When the art you do has such a cultural and endearing product, that it can't likely be topped, but you are worn out... when do you decide enough is enough?
SpaceIsAPlace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for making me laugh when I need it most!
When Seinfeld was toying with the show-in-a-show aspects of it's plot, were there ever any moments on set where a whole new real life layer was added? For example: did you ever do readings for the scene where people do readings for the characters on "Jerry?"
montexan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, I have really enjoyed watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee over the past few years. I always feel like I'm getting a behind the scenes view of how comedians work. Do you know all of the guests pretty well, and that's why it feels so conversational?
mrmaddness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife refuses to watch Seinfeld because she "can't stand the sound of your voice". Can you set her straight so she can understand all my references to your show?
minnesotan_youbetcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan! I've seen every episode of Seinfeld numerous times. How many episodes were inspired by your real life?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry! just wanted to ask: Did a superman symbol or anything appeared in every single episode? Thanks for coming to reddit and forgive my bad spelling please!
scumbag-reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever shaved your chest in real life? I have. And I gotta tell you, my reaction was the exact same as yours was in that episode.
ProfessionalAgitator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry , huge fan of all your work . ( especially CCC and Seinfeld).
My question is , who among the actors( except you obviously) tried to pitch the most ideas for the show. In curb it was hinted that Jason was but maybe that was just for the sake of the show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you go to Colorado to do... stuff?
Buns_A_Glazing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to let you know I use one of your lines everyday without thinking about it anymore when applicable. "That's a shame." It's gold, jerry.
BeefCentral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you been asked to do a lap in Top Gear's reasonably priced car?
Idleworker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could work the ghost of any dead comedian, who would you pick?
misterLC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, first off I want to say I love Seinfeld. It fills me with laughter every time I see it. My question is what was the hardest episode of Seinfeld to film? Whether is be technological or mentally and physically challenging?
abbott_costello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has the comedy of Abbott & Costello inspired you and what are your favorite routines of theirs?
Paradigm6790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a successful comedian in both television and stand up, do you have any secrets to keeping a straight face through jokes? I'm hoping there is a trick and it isn't just practice.
like_and_umm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the 7th season of curb your enthusiasm, the making of the 'Seinfeld reunion episode' a good example of how you guys and Larry acted on the set of Seinfeld? If not what was different?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, can you lick your ear?
SmellGestapo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you keep in touch or follow the careers of Seinfeld alumni? Not just the main cast, but any of the secondary or tertiary characters, Jerry's girlfriends, one-offs, etc.? I see so many actors today whom I recognize from the show, it seems like it was such a breeding ground for talent.
Courtney Cox, Christine Taylor, Bob Odenkirk, the lady with the red hair who auditioned to be Elaine, Mickey Abbott, etc.
brokenha_lo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan. I have just one thing to say.
Newman...
Mclovin316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you plan on going on tour again? If so, San Antonio Texas wants you back! :)
falkflyer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some of your favorite comedians and/or shows to watch that are recent?
thabeetjj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How come you didn't want to be the comic relief in Space Jam 2? You never emailed me back...
quodpossumus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the weirdest experience you've ever had with a fan?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I just want to say you are one of my favorite comedians ever, I remember my dad introduced me to you by showing me your standup and saying, "Look, here is a guy who doesn't have to be lewd and shocking and he's still hilarious." Since then I was hooked. I just wanted to ask, as a person who has achieved remarkable success in a career I assume is truly what you love and is still a great person admired by so many, how satisfied are you with this thing we call life and any advice as a person who has "won" at the game. Sorry if it's a bit deep, but I only have one shot!
cucumberbun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with what's the deal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about your portrayal of yourself on Clerks Cartoons?
ZPTs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I've been a fan for ages (ages 12-30, specifically. Currently 30). Enjoy the new show and glad to see you being creative with a sort of "reality" show. More reality than most from you and your guests.
My favorite Seinfeld episodes are "The Boyfriend" and "The Keys." The latter had the most heart of any Seinfeld moment at the end when Kramer came back to NYC. Why didn't you make more 40 minute episodes?! They were some of the best!
MLBrandon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, how about those Mets? How do you feel about them for this upcoming season?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The evolutions of Seinfeld's characters are fascinating: Kramer overcomes his fear of the outdoors to develop an enormous (if unseen) social circle, Elaine gets a lot meaner, your character loses feelings for Elaine that seemed palpable in Seasons 1-2. George... kind of stays the same.
I'm curious which changes you might have foreseen and which surprised you. Thanks; your comedy and your show are gold.
asmj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Thank you for all the laughs over the years, but I have a serious question.
What can a comedian do about the erosion of democracy in post 9/11 world (or at least US)?
smoothecock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I actually am not a big TV watcher and have not watched a lot of Seinfeld but I enjoyed The Bee Movie a lot to be honest, despite not being a kid.
I see a lot of comedians go from comedy, to television, to movies. Do you have any interest in being in more movies and if so, when do you expect that to happen?
sadeiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have a friend who used to run a shoe store, one day I believe you had a reservation but your desired footware was not available. Was this the inspiration for the car rental reservation episode of Seinfeld?
chewwie941 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the 90's, a morning DJ named MJ kept calling you. He said you tried to get him fired. True?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you miss being a regular on a TV series?
We miss you!
PaleInTexas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planning on doing a stand up tour again?
MoJoYoJo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never made it in time for an AMA!!
Jerry-
Favorite modern movie? Go!
enozoria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How hard is it to now walk down the street as to when your show was on? Sorry, that wasn't meant to be as rude as it is probably coming across... Ummm... And would you like to be on my comedy podcast? I can pay you nothing... See what I did there... I'll go now... Edit: just the first question is alright to answer, cheers Mr Seinfeld...
Fraisie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Do you remember your dreams when you wake up in the morning? Any recurring ones?
kyrbyr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planning to broadcast some more Mets games? You were great!
wetrysohard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the funniest thing Larry David has ever done in your presence?
DeeMosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh wow, you sir are my idol, I have practically every single episode memorized. My question is about the fake reunion episode on curb your enthusiasm, how hard was it to get the whole cast back together? We're Michael, Julia and Jason into the idea or did it take some convincing?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
good question
tipperzack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Jerry
Do you like internet humor?
MattTilghman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure you've been asked this many times, but I've never seen an answer. When you wrote the finale, with the year in jail, did you purposefully leave open the possibility of a return in a year? I remember a lot of rumors aqirling about that. Did you do so because you were still mulling the idea yourself? Did you do so just to troll people? Or did you not realize people would sieze onto that potential arc?
Thanks!
neonoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan. I would spend my high school lunch hours quoting Seinfeld with my friends.
In Talking Funny, you seemed like you didn't like Ricky Gervais too much. What's your relationship with him like?
StrangeCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which of your cars is fastest? I remember reading an article about a Super Porsche you test drove (Carrera GT?)
Do you own one of those scary things?
xBlackfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you not give me an answer?
HansBlixJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
the next time I'm on the Upper West Side, can I come by your garage and look at all your cars?
best_user_name_ever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - big fan here.
One question - Did you ever get the specifics behind the deal with airline peanuts?
arexbweenie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it purely money that encourages you to do promotions for companies such as Greater Building Society?
Also, was John Dwyer a crucial factor in promoting said company?
Sirmixalott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could just acknowledge that I exist that would be great. Huge fan!
nycagnes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld. Big fan here, will always love the show. Do you see any of your children following in your footsteps career wise?
Max_Findus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you switch between being funny / being serious? Or are jokes constantly coming to your head whatever you do? Are you tired of being funny?
Rackbaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So go really gets the first Acura nsx, you or Leno?! Also what year is your favorite 911?
DesOconnor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have any guest from Britain on CICGC, bar Ricky Gervais, who would it be? ( I say bar Ricky Gervais because he is already so successful in America)
NDaveT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do people still come up to you quoting lines from "Seinfeld", and if so, how annoying is that?
geewhillikers7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Wow. Thank you so much for doing an AMA! I was raised in a family where Seinfeld was what brought everybody together.
However, the show also causes disputes for one reason: the end.
Looking back on the show this many years later, are you happy with how you and Larry chose to end the show? Or, do you wish you would've done something a bit different?
Hearing an answer come from YOU on this would be absolutely amazing. Thanks so much again for your time.
Cincinnati88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. Who came up with "Bob Sacramano?"
Flanders_J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the hardest you've ever laughed?
(I am blatantly stealing a go-to question of Pete Holmes, but it's a good one).
Huge fan, by the way.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Airline food, what's up with that?
greengrasser11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think about the commercials you did with Bill Gates? I loved them and I wish you two did more.
marcelowit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you please take:
Jason Alexander
Bryan Cranston
Cary Elwes
Russell Peters
John Goodman
Simon Pegg
Patton Oswald
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Jerry Stiller
Woody Harrelson (Ask him about Reddit and Rampart)
for a Coffee?
WHATS_WITH ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Upvote for the laugh about Rampart.
briansmall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that your standup act would have averted the gloominess of the 1800's? Look at everyone - dirty, never smiling in pictures, always turning an ankle in those dirt streets, gun fights at the drop of a hat. I think you could have made everything appear in color versus the black and white that it was. "And how about that stagecoach ride getting here?! What's with the wooden seat?!" Might have even avoided the Great Depression.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard awhile back that you were going to collaborate with Wale for the next installment in his Seinfeld related projects. Any updates there?
Blaizefed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I have a story you might enjoy. Years ago I was at the Porsche training facility in Atlanta. I don't remember what course I was on, but I do remember the instructors were all bitching and moaning because they had been forced to cancel the 1st Carrera GT course. (For models like that, every dealership has to send a guy to get trained on the car before the dealership is allowed to buy all the special tools and offer service for that model). Seems the reason they had to cancel the course was that the car that was meant to go to the training center, instead went to you.
So you had that puppy before Porsche cars North America even had a chance to play with one.
Seemed to me at the time, that's pretty bad ass. I see you recently sold it, but nonetheless, if I were in your shoes I would smile hearing how it went down.
bubbasparse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, Thanks for doing this AMA. What is your favorite one-liner from Seinfeld? Do you ever find yourself repeating any from the show?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
averageaaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry, what is the episode that George is in the movie theater repeatedly saying your name looking for you but he is in the wrong movie theater?
swero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You make me laugh, thank you. Also what is the smoothest line to pick up a chick with? (When you still were at it)
cassbela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I imagine with your job and money that you get to travel to a lot of cool places and meet some interesting people. What is your favourite place in the world that you've been to? Also, I absolutely love Seinfeld, fall asleep to it every night still :)
Gravegawd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I gave you a script for a stand up skit, would you look at it?
boobsbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about Michael Richards' infamous racist rant? Did it affect your relationship with him?
laxed72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is the deal with airline peanuts?..... no really what is with them?
evercody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeey Jerry - has there been a comedian you want but haven't been able to get for CCC? - or is it the ol' "nobody says no to jerry" thing going on?
TripperDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld didn't get great ratings the first season, but became one of the best loved sitcoms of all time. Do you think there's too much pressure on new shows to get ratings right out of the gate?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr Seinfeld. Who is your favourite current stand up comedian? Also did you ever come close to make a reunion show ala season 7 of curb?
JesusIsCumming ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Did you know that you don't actually have to go to Reddit HQ to do an AMA?
Damonstration ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite guest-star to have on Seinfeld, and why is it Patrick Warburton?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you find yourself reunited, whether in public or private, with the cast of Seinfeld?
TheRealWukong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember working on a comedy show in the late 70's with a guy named Mike Carbone in Ottawa, Canada? My aunt, Wendy, was Mike's girlfriend at the time and you came over for dinner, her oven was broken so she served you 3/4 of a lasagne that was still frozen.
You probably don't remember but it would be hilarious if you did! I'm a big fan and my whole family loves seinfeld!
salts0foldTides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question. I just want to say you are a fucking genius! Your show was a life saver for me in many ways. I still watch reruns like a madhouse nut. In my deathbed when I am in the throes of delirium I am sure snippets of your show will be running through my addled mind. Thanks for everything.
nilogram ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Thanks for making me laugh so many times. I have always wondered what is the biggest regret you have in life?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how good is the soup really?
IndiGhostLobos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jerry! hello! my friend was recently in an accident that left her with two slipped discs and incredible amounts of pain. any chance you could send her free tickets to your Feb.27th Columbus show? it's a long shot but I thought I'd ask. keep on being funny Jerry! love, V. V.
urbanlegendary ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to create a sitcom today, would it be the same format or would you like one of the other formats used in television comedies that have developed over the past decade?
Donnie3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will this be the biggest AMA of all time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just have ine question... Are you the master of your domain?
Slevo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Jack save you from a shark or was it really just a dolphin?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you so awesome? Seriously though, you're great! Thanks for so many years of fantastic entertainment!
torino_nera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any bit/sketch/episode you wish you hadn't done? If you could go back in time, is there any one you would change?
Panterra8905 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:59:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite current actor or comedian and why?
rowdybme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think the real genius behind your comedy is that you are hilarious without having to use foul language and vulgarity. A lot of comedians now basically have to be obscene for us to laugh at them. Who is another comedian that you respect that you think can use their own genius, like you, to be funny?
NCISAgentGibbs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What TV shows do you watch and enjoy?
whatWHYok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, I just wanted to say I grew up watching Seinfeld with my dad and it was a real bonding moment between us. That is all, thanks for making my childhood somewhat better.
Vanchiefer321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porsche in your collection would you consider your favorite?
suuuushi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's on your ipod?
yesthisisaburner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with the cars/comedians thing? I don't get it. Please explain for an idiot.
BoulderFreeZone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has Top Gear UK ever contacted you to be their Star in a Reasonably Priced Car? Or do you have any interest in appearing on that show? I think it'd be great.
Guitardude1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your inspiration to start comedy?
KeyserSooooze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What's your favorite moment as a Mets fan?!
spartex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is Michael Richards doing?
snuffy_707 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to grab a cup of coffee?
will1304 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks so much for doing this AMA. I have a question about the music in Seinfeld. All the best shows, sitcoms in particular have great and distinctive music. Seinfeld is a superb example of this. How did it come about?
Thanks again!
magnetsforbreakfast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:00:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this! And thank you for coming to San Luis Obispo this month, my dad and I have bonded over Seinfeld for a long time and are excited to see you.
If you could have any super power, what would it be? Do you currently have a useless super power?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite seinfeld episode?
angryalexx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you come and be the honorary speaker at my law school graduation? :) please!?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
best AMA I have seen in my 1.5 years on reddit. Thanks so much for answering so many questions with such great detail!
dontibbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no questions, jerry. just want to thank you for all you've done and continue to do for comedy. you make a lot of people's lives better, including me. your quote "the truth ruins every conversation" is one i think about all the time when i need to take life a little less seriously. gold, jerry! gold!
jlee98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, do you remember if Wayne Knight ever said anything about his home town of Cartersville? I'm from Cartersville, so I was just curious.. my Aunt actually graduated with him!
Clenched_Anus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, there's always a bit of sadness for me watching episodes of Seinfeld because I heard a while ago that toward the later seasons of the show, you and the rest of the cast had a big falling out. So were the later scenes not as much fun to do since you were at each other's throats? I understand if it is a difficult subject. Was just curious for some light on it. Love your work. Cheers
mmaatttthheeww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much did you and Julia Louis-Dreyfus get it on in real life?
IamSnuggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite actor/celebrity that you have ever met?
Reddit_FTW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld.
I'm a huge fan. I read your book (Seinlanguage) when I was about 12. Still makes me laugh thinking back. You're a hilariously funny guy and love you on Letterman.
Anyway. Just wanted to say hi and say thank you for all the laughs you given.
Also I read about your apartment in New York once sounds dope.
BangerBeanzandMash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how many of the Seinfeld scenarios actually happened to you or Larry David if any?
HobbitWhore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is something interesting you can tell me about the Soup Nazi episode that most people do not know?
redheadedleague ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you get older, crankier, and start losing your lustrous hair, will you become Larry David?
p.s. Great article in the Guardian today. You're everywhere!
Jarvis03 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you are the MAN. I love your work, especially Seinfeld. I heard that you turned down a VERY lucrative deal to produce another season, why did you decide it was time for the show to end?
pan0phobik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have said you aren't a fan of doing blue comedy, referencing a Super man joke that worked when you said 'fucking' and didn't without it. Is it just not what flows for you? What do you think of comedians like Carlin who use vulgarity as a core to a lot of their material. Is it the easy way out in your opinion?
Also: thanks for upholding your integrity. I see that as a somewhat rare thing in stand up.
s1bbald ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question here, Jerry. I just wanted to say thank you for Seinfeld. Many hours of entertainment at University in Australia when I should've been studying. Also, for providing me with a fantastic fantasy football name: The Mackinaw Peaches (Jerry, THE MACKINAW PEACHES!).
Masculine_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is your favorite memory of working on the set of Seinfeld?
DownTheGardenPath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get laid a ton back in the day?
Huge fan. I know you like to keep it clean for the most part. Curious about the Jerry Seinfeld that hasn't been asked about.
Then again, I haven't seen your Howard Stern interview. So this might be redundant.
SergeantR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the one person you want to come on CICGC, but can't get?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you aware of Jason Alexander's poker playing prowess?
TheAKG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there a major crossroads in your life that you can look back on a say "Had I gone left instead of right, I'd be a ______ now"? If so, what do you think you would have become?
manaray49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have any SINGLE super power, what would it be?
mynameisgoose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you end up getting that NSX from Leno?
Going_Nowhere_Fast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, what's the deal with airplane food?
Spavlovits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JerryโฆJerryโฆare you there?
I have always been told I look like you or really I guess, you look like me. Well actually not twins but more like step brothers. So I had this idea that if you ever need a scene shot where your half brother is thereโฆwell, give me a call and I would be happy to swing by.
I can send a picture of myself. Let me know if you want me to show a front with side profile only or if you would like me to include the top of my headโฆin case some of the scenes we are in together would need top of the head shotsโฆI think that is how you say that in show biz talkโฆrightโฆtop of the head shots.
Well anyway, hope we can work together someday. Let me know.
Istealbibles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every stand up comedian has "bombed" at some point in his/her career. What was your worst "bomb"? Location and year?
dancognito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, big fan. You were the first stand up comic I ever heard. My sister played one of your albums for me and I remember standing there thinking "wait, you can just tell jokes for a living? That's a thing?"
Two questions:
When you first started making Seinfeld, what was the most surprising thing you learned about the production of TV shows?
Do you have any favorite comedians that aren't well known yet?
Sir_Enity_Now ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm feeling pretty relavent right now.
Shawn-Sean-Shaun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I want to thank you for years of great humor. My question is if we will be seeing you driving an Acura NSX anytime soon? Thanks!
mmrsc33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
zerostarhotel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. S: Does it take ages to edit out all of the impromptu fan encounters as you try to drive around and drink coffee in public with David Letterman?
Love the show. Love the show. -Rob
seafood10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When originally choosing the actor's for Seinfeld, were you on the fence about any of them, having trouble deciding between two actor's for a character, or did you know immediately they were a perfect fit for their character?
myalmightybunghole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Seinfeld went on for another season, would there have been enough good material or do you think there would have been creativity issues?
BTW, my parents showed it to me 10 years after it ended when I was 12 and I have been showing it to my friends who all love it. It's great a show like this can have a following with people who really didn't experience it in its prime.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Go away Jerry Seinfeld...
icantmakethisup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Did you ever think that Tim Whatley would ever go on to play a character like Walter White?
Also (not a question), I just want you to know that upon entering the house, my parents and I greet each other with "Helllooooo" on a daily basis. :-)
Nevvermind183 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any possibility of seeing your other Seinfeld cast mates on your new show? I think Jason Alexander would be fun to hear from.
Justforflavor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your show rocked then and still today. Thanks for the entertainment .
illini211 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! You rock! That is all.
bryansnameistaken ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's something I always wondered about one of the episodes on Seinfeld.
In the episode where you're holding auditions for the Jerry pilot and the guy auditioning for Krammer takes a box of raisins and George confronts him about it. Was there something similar that happened between Larry David and Michael Richards that that was based on?
thanks for doing the ama!
zyklonbeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
these AMA's are making me thirsty
secondphase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've seen a lot of comparisons drawn between Seinfeld and Its Always Sunny. Are you a fan? Are they the Seinfeld of this decade?
speedy_delivery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have an iconic and comedic cadence when you talk. Do you ever have problems with people taking you seriously, or have people burst into laughter while you're trying to have a serious conversation?
KianOfPersia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:04:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Now that you have had many years to reflect on it, would you have extended the contract to continue Seinfeld or do you think the show had run it's course by then?
purpleskyexplode ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry this is awesome that you are doing this. You are a true comic genius. I look forward to seeing more from you on reddit. :)
PelikanPatrol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Question about Michael Richards (yes, THAT kind of question):
Now, I'm not from the US (Russian), so I can't fully grasp the situation. The n-word situation. So he lost his temper, so he said it, a lot of people do. But after that he RETIRED and whenever I see him on the air (talk shows, your "Comedians in cars getting coffee") he always takes a moment to explain how sorry he is for losing his temper.
Now this is a woozie for me: is it normal for someone in the show business to be THAT sorry about that sort of an incident? Are people (at least black) actually STILL mad at him about it/that?
I know he's kind of a hard ass on the set, but I guess it's just his professionalism/how his brain works; is it possible that he's so hard on himself because of that aspect of his personality?
Look, I'm white as snow, but if it means anything, when you next meet him and somehow remember this AMA, please tell him "it's going to be all right". He just looks so tired and helpless nowadays...
And to lighten up the mood: Did you enjoy the XXX Seinfeld Parody? For me it was just as (if not more) entertaining to watch as the show itself.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, I am a huge fan of your work! Anyways my question is: If you had to choose one of the things that you accomplished during your career (Not including Seinfeld) which would you have to say made you the most proud?
muswaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I know you're a big Porsche enthusiast. I'd love to know that you saw a Porsche project I worked on and hear what type of care goes into your personal collection. http://imgur.com/a/TbJrr
fartsticker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry~ Who was the guy who had to touch your face for the "man hands" scene? Creepy
roxvox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Not sure if anyone has asked this yet, but I saw this the other day and I was wondering how you feel this stacks up among all the 'other' Seinfeld endings:
http://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1ufm2z/how_seinfeld_should_have_ended/
AshBoBash898 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the toupee episode, when Elaine threw George Costanza's toupee out the window, while he was shrieking, did he accidentally laugh too?
tejaacluri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a genius ! How did you avoid swearing or using foul language in all of your stand-up performances and seinfeld ? Never did you use hate as your element of comedy,while most famous ones did.Why ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo Jerry, did you ever get that NSX
Splatacus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok Iยดm gonna cheat here 2 at a time.
1.- What comedian do you admire/were influenced by the most and why? 2.- Would you agree if people compared your work on comedy as Woody Allenยดs on cinema? (NYC related)
CarbonZombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses?
KaptainMurrica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This may seem like an odd question, but what's your opinion on Adam Sandler, as a fellow man in the field of comedy?
Edit: Have you ever considered going into risk management?
Slight316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porsche is your favorite?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY
How did it feel being reunited with the original cast of Seinfeld in the "apartment" for the Curb Your Enthusiasm's 7th season?
Thanks!
dharmabumzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's one book that had a great impact on your life?
beemovieenthusiast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Mr. Seinfeld! I really love Bee Movie! It has been my lifelong dream to have sex with a bee. Given your experience with the film and your months of preparation by studying the mating habits of honeybees, do you have any tips about how I might go about this?
attax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What current TV show would you be most likely to make a guest appearance on?
specificpublic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You dated my mom in college. She went by Bense at the time, and she said she is sure you remembered her when you wrote The Bee Movie and named the main character Barry B Benson. So after hearing that enough times throughout the years, I just need to know - is that true? Also she says a bonus good afternoon and that she just saw you when you performed in Baltimore and hasn't laughed that hard in a while.
J-scags ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Do you think you could explain how you and Louis CK differ in comedic styles? I'm a bit on the younger side so I've seen plenty of Louis CK and less of Seinfeld (though I've heard it's great!) so I'm a bit curious how Louis compares to a comedic legend such as yourself.
TheAmericanDiablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
dschiffm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where is Greniornia?
HughJanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you reluctant to do the bee movie?
saiphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you considered doing more of a video podcast type thing where you bring in guest and just talk? I'd watch it!
FearofPunctuation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I plan on going to your show in Florida on January 31st, on a scale of meh - ehh how great can I expect it to be?
wanmoar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
boxers or briefs? and why?
j-29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is said you have the largest private collection of Porsches. How many do you have and which do you like the least?
hirsch50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. There are a lot of comedians who do impressions of you. Which is the best you have seen?
nalex521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Im a 22 year old guy who is in love with stand up comedy. Im dieing to give it a shot myself, but im to much of puss to get on stage for the first time. Any advice?
kvs17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I love watching Seinfeld and I was in tears laughing watching the first season of CICGG. Just a quick question here..
Were there any episodes of Seinfeld, you practically didn't like? An episode where you were just like, "man, what a terrible plot". Thanks!
pru555 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why?
OmnipotentPenis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any thoughts on the Michael Richard's incident? Also, by the way, huge fan. I saw your stand-up in Williamsport PA a few years back, you were fantastic.
pedrohck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld, big fan here, thanks for the AMA.
Tell us a little bit about Michael Richards. Outside the show, does he looked like Kramer in any aspects? Which ones?
Moop4444 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan, I can honestly say I've never seen a show that makes me laugh harder or smile bigger than Seinfeld, so for that i thank you. I absolutely love George and was just wondering what your favorite George moment is?? Thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I would like your personal book and movie recommendations please !
mydiversion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any episodes of Seinfeld you felt weren't as good as they could be? Whether it was due to being rushed while filming or if people weren't "feeling it" on set? Or even just a script you didn't enjoy?
furyofsound ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, first off, your show plays an extremely important part of my life in many ways so for that, I truly thank you from the bottom of my heart. Secondly, you are known as being one of the few "clean" comedians, how does that make you feel in such a (crass) industry? Do you feel pressured ever to have to go more dirty or controversial? Either from celebrities or the industry?
skcornivek1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
doubt i'll get a responce
midnightlies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What one show or movie (comedy) have you really enjoyed from the last decade?
Heisenberg815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey long time fan, just wondering what's your favorite sitcom from the last ten years?
And was it hard finding someone to play the femme-Jerry that George dated?
VodkaBarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does Larry David look like naked?
MillerTimer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, if you were to recast tomorrow who would you have picked to fit the roles?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was it like being on a show, based off your last name? do you like playing the bass as much as you like drinking coffee? have you and larry david ever tag teamed a girl? thanks and i enjoy comedians in cars getting coffee.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, massive fan of Seinfeld and CICGC. I grew up on Seinfeld, I've seen every episode at least 10 times. My question is what television shows or movies did you grow up with that influenced you the most?
Defconpi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry big fan of yours I've got a question. What was your experience with Bee Movie? You had that bit about watching a bad movie is only 2 hours while being in a bad movie is 2 years. Did you ever feel like that? Sort of, "this is not what I envisioned"?
summitrock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how much do you love Don Rickles?
minnesotan_youbetcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Who was your favorite non - regular character on Seinfeld?
silentseba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw a huge sign with your name in Puerto Rico. If you are coming, ill be going :)
spartex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is Michael Richards doing?
bgh2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the error in "The Millenium" (when you tell Neuman that his party will be a year late, rather than a year early) bother you as much as it bothers me when I watch the rerun?
yuckypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Now something of yours has been in the toilet."
All-time greatest episode. Still talk about this one often.
psychoaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, thanks for doing the AMA! I have a few questions:
Do you think clean comedy is harder to write than dirty comedy?
What do you think is the difference between the two audiences who like clean or dirty comedy?
Between clean and dirty comedy, which one do you think appeals to a bigger audience?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Israel and their grip on the Palestinian people?
Serious question.
CorsoKO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it truly impossible to overdry?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. What is your favorite episode of the Simpsons?
bpoogas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What's you're favorite Porsche ever? favorite that you own.. and any thoughts on the 918 ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian now? And who influenced your comedy career the most growing up?
Yourparkingmeeters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I'm just going to fire a lot of questions.
cuzinleb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you show me the stooges?
MLPJake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings Jerry, how do you feel when people talk to you, attempting to imitate your voice?
Also, what IS the deal with airline food?
NGC2392 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who does your favorite impression of you?
HICK3Y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who just graduated from Oswego, what is the #1 important thing you could tell me about getting into the TV/Film Business?
dynobyke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with 2% milk?
aprileigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the funniest moment you've ever had with Larry David? I love you both btw.
MeeKs19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely loved Seinfeld and still watch it to this day! When did you first know you wanted to be an actor/comedian?
Maybe_Forged ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge Seinfeld fan and this isn't a question but I just wanted to say even to this day the Seinfeld episodes feel timeless.
I'm always hopeful for a reboot of some kind of Seinfeld-esq series but I feel that a show about nothing can only be done once in a lifetime.
I guess I do have a question, what are you doing these days? Anything with LD?
NwVibin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats Chris Rock like in person?
dermyjazz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite Seinfeld Ep?
runofthemillbastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good afternoon, Jerry - big fan of yours. SeinLanguage was one of my favorite reads growing up, I remember reading it in class and disrupting lectures with uncontrollable laughter. "They check the heels, they move on"....
Anyway, enough about me. Unless, you know, you don't mind if I...(sigh)...the question.
It was made clear right away, to me, that you are a big fan of baseball. It is something about SEINFELD that I always enjoyed, whether it be Keith Hernandez or George's time with the Yankees under the hilarious employ of George Steinbrenner.
I'd just like to pick your brain about the game. Who is your all-time favorite player? Favorite moment? Favorite purchase of a ridiculously over-priced concession item? These are all things I MUST KNOW. Thanks and good luck with CCC, I truly enoy it!
zanzabong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's your favourite cereal and what would Jerry the characters' favourite cereal be? Please give some reasons why!
THE_KITTENS_MITTENS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about this alternate ending to Seinfeld proposed by /u/DudeFaceofAmerica in /r/television?
swordgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Given your history, what are your views on Scientology?
FrankSchuil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, love CCC, especially the episode with Larry David. It seemed to me like two lifelong friends happen to be taped that day.
My question relates to your other close friend Michael Richard, who you did an episode with and I found was very personal. Did the episode help him in any way? How is he doing now?
Flanders_J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello!
Who are a few of your favorite up and coming stand-ups?
ratherbedrifting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When can I see your Porsche collection, I live in NYC. By the way I would like to donate my 240sx drift car for your next segment of comedians in cars getting coffee, a show I love watching.
imbe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you look like a midget goblin ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you follow the twitter account @SeinfeldToday? If so, which modern Seinfeld`s do you think could have actually been episodes?
ddcus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Enormous fan. Have you ever been to Transylvania?
I just wanted to invite you to Cluj-Napoca (Romania), "the heart of Transylvania" and the European Capital of Youth in 2015. We have about 100k students living here out of a bit over 300k inhabitants. It is a wonderful place, do visit, it will be something you'll remember ;)
gumula24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you always want another chance to recreate the ending of the show? I thought the way you handled it on curb your enthusiasm was hilarious. George losing his money to Madoff was perfect. That is for doing this!
geewhillikers7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much did you really have to act to play Jerry on Seinfeld? Or were you portraying yourself exactly all the time?
Uncreativeusernam3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did you get the idea for the show SEINFIELD?
vangief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm amazed that many of the big actors now (seemingly) started as extras on Seinfeld. How did you cast your guests and can you name one (or some) who 1. you knew would hit it big even back then and 2. didn't expect to get this famous?
meshosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! I'm a big fan from Brazil!
I have one question for you. When I first started watching the show, it took me a few episodes to 'get it'. I feel that your jokes and themes might be too 'american' for international audiences. How do you feel about that? Have you ever have any any jokes backfiring or working in a different way than you thought in another country?
MormonLadiesMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, thanks for the AMA
As someone who was too young to watch all of the episodes as they first aired, but nonetheless have seen nearly every one, how does it feel to know that your show has persisted so well through so many different generations? I mean, I know that I can say without doubt my kids will watch your show with the same level of enjoyment as I and my parents both did, which is pretty cool.
krazay88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, just another one of your huge fans!
Quick Question! All of us would obviously love to see new episodes, And the closest thing to that we've got is the twitter account @seinfeldtoday where each tweet is a short pitch for a seinfeld episode in today's modern world.
Have you seen this twitter account already?
What are some of your favorite pitches?
Can you make one modern day seinfeld pitch please?
Since there's a new wave of inspiration and ideas, any chance to see a revival haha...?
supadupacam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever smoked marijuana on a regular basis? I don't know if I could picture Jerry Seinfeld smoking weed.
TheatreOfDreams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you tell us why you don't do more cameos?
fiberspy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could only wear one pair of sneakers for the rest of your life, which pair would it be?
huntewiden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you deal with being the best comedian in the world?
nnnnnnnata ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry.
This might surprise you that I'm posting, but I've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. All my friends can't believe it when I tell them. What episode would you suggest, a personal favorite perhaps? I really want to make my first Seinfeld episode special.
Thanks
ALtothePAL33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
CCC is the best, I think everyone on here is ecstatic you've made it. Besides this and any stand up tours, any big plans the next couple years? Even something like Talking Funny, which I've seen about 5 times now, is amazing and it's very refreshing to see your face pop up time to time.
Thanks for doing the AMA, good luck in the near future, and keep folks laughing!
CaptCon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry.
RashRenegade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry, thanks for taking the time to do this AMA.
I really want to make a TV show one day, in part because of you, and I always seem to be coming up with new ideas for shows to pitch.
What kind of advice can you give when designing a show?
Is there anything that can help when giving the actual pitch that will help sell the show?
How exactly do I submit shows to specific networks? It seems all you can do is send it everywhere and hope for a response.
Any other generic advice you can give me would be much appreciated.
M_hish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite type of cereal? And what % milk?
Cpalanz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all Huge fan! Look forward to seeing you in march! My question is: what do you believe the new medium or stage for stand up comedy will be in a few years? - Louis c.k. Said its hard to keep acts "fresh" with how widely viewed they are these days (harder to re-use material than it once was without backlash). do you believe comedians will have a harder time getting recognition with the "that's so 10 minutes ago" pace society is heading?
zefcfd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you and Newman friends in real life?
darkerknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just came here to say Happy Festivus from the rest of us!
davidmusic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was your reaction and opinion with regard to the edward snowden revlations related to governement sponsored spying of digital content?
CLint_FLicker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was going through your head when you appeared on the Late Late Toy Show in Ireland? It was so awkward. Not your fault, mind, the tv presenter is known for faux pas...
Video for those not in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8
peaceman709 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom is wondering if your wife plans on writing another book?
Kancer86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you actually upset with Larry King when he suggested you were canceled? Or was that just sarcasm
nsk1337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
dreamcloud13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you do for fun in vegas?
jollyphatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry.. What's the waist size lately? No way you're still a fake 31.. lol
BeastieVindaloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question. I just wanted to let you know that you and Larry David are comic geniuses, if not gods. You two never fail to make me laugh. If there was such a thing as a Mount Olympus for comedians, I believe you two would be up there with Andrew "Dice" Clay, Chris Farley, and other comedic geniuses.
Anyway, thank you for all the laughs.
asdcaszx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is this real life?
mc1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi I'm interested. Who plays that funky bass lines on the show??
entropicamericana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with airline food, anyway?
redpandaeater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some things fans say to you that are just completely overused and you wish they'd stop saying them?
asirum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge fan, and Seinfeld is one of the series I can watch over and over again and never get tired of.
Are there any jokes that you really wanted to do in the show that you never got the chance to, and if so, does any particular come to mind?
jonramz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, have you ever told a dirty joke (swore) in an act?
Most comedians use cussing for shock value, which is something I don't think I have ever seen you do in an act.
razin_the_furious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably too late, but I'll jump in.
I'm a huge fan of yours, both the Seinfeld show and your stand up routine. My friend and I go back and forth asking absurdly detailed Seinfeld trivia questions to one another. Can you provide a really great piece of Trivia about the show so I can finally beat her by coming up with something she wouldn't know?
cleatusbrowning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld references are my favorite part of reddit. And now Jerry Seinfeld himself is doing an AMA. This thread will be heaven.
WhiteyFisk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think Transcendental Meditation has had an impact on your comedy material?
yolakalemowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, big fan here. Also love cicgc. I wish you'd provide lower quality options for the videos, I have a shitty old laptop that can't handle that high of a quality,
Question: what do you think of curb your enthusiasm? What your favorite scene and do you think it would be possible to get Larry to do an AMA as well?!!
KaptainKoala ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never leave Reddit. Make this place a regular stop on your daily routine
dogecoinstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I am 100% serious when I say that I am in the restaurant business and want to open up an italian restaurant in Westchester,NY and call it 'The Fusilli Jerry'. My question is, do I have your blessing?
Just4youJerry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, can't express enough how much I love Seinfeld, just wanted to say that I loved every episode every time I saw no matter whether it was the 1st time or 15th time. Do you have a favorite episode? I know a loaded question but you simply acknowledging my existence will make my day! Cheers, from North Bay, Ontario!
theinternn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you're unbelievably awesome.
I've always felt that you and Larry David did incredible work together. I'm wondering what you think of his Curb your Enthusiasm project, and what projects you two have considered in the future?
JadedMuse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry--how do you see comedy developing as a genre in the next few decades?
indiwildwolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, which is your favourite city and why ?
three-eyed-boy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we go for a beer after the show in Kitchener, Ontario? That would be awesome..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hellllllooooooo! I was born in 1990 and I pretty much grew up on your show even though I probably didn't understand 95% of the jokes til I was at least 13. My friends and I quote Seinfeld to this day. Thanks for doing this AMA!
I just wanted to ask if you could reincarnate yourself into any kind of food or dish (i.e. a Mango, Fake Frozen Yogurt, A Big Salad) what would it be?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how did you feel after your first Carson Show?
Diego_AHB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I just created this account so I can ask you something. I'm a huge fan of yours and your show, I remember I started watching it when I was 8-10 years old and loved it immediately; I watch it all again from time to time.
Anyways, I wanted to ask you if you'd consider going on TV again (your own show) or if you've just had enough.
Thanks for all the laughs I've had, I really admire you.
geewhillikers7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much of the script did you stick to when filming Seinfeld? Did you always do multiple takes? In so many of the episodes, you can see the actors laughing and breaking character slightly, which is my favorite part of the whole show.
unframed4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The real question is, are you still the master of your domain?
frost12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your description of the cars on your new series and the variety of cars you get. Was there any car you wanted to get but just couldn't?
mackay85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan. Just wondering if there is any part of any particular episode of Seinfeld that you would go back and change if you could?
Yonaban ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Why do you refuse to speak to anyone on my side of the family? My great grandma is Minnie Fine, and her brother is Max Seinfeld. Are these even your relatives?
50bolt4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like working with Louis ck? Is he a straight up kinda guy or is he actually a big dick.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just youre rich! Good job!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider making a movie about nothing?
micestromike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry - funny story. I was flying out of San Francisco to Las Vegas when a very young girl checked in my bag at a rather empty ticket counter. "One bag to Honolulu!" I exclaimed as it teetered down the empty belt. "What?!" she blurted out, stopping the bag belt and nervously examining me. "What do you mean Honolulu, Sir?" she asked. I quipped: "You know, like in the Seinfeld airport episodeโฆwith the skycapsโฆand Elaineโฆ" The quizzical look on her youthful face finally made me realize, not only didn't she know the episode, but she had no idea what Seinfeld was either. Long story short - I made it on the plane feeling somewhat older, but quietly smiled for the fortunate times when Seinfeld was the "Master of my Domain"! Thank you for those fabulous Thursday evenings!
paintedsaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I'm coming to see you at West Point this Friday night. Will you give us a classic "hello Newman..." at the show?
koopaTroopa10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are cheerios your favorite type of cereal?
joy4874 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, long time fan here..and this always bothered me about the finale regarding the "Good Samaritan Law." In the episode it was said that the law requires you to help or assist anyone in danger as long as it's reasonable to do so. However since the robber had a gun, and the gang was unarmed, should it then be considered NOT reasonable to do so? I understand it's a show, but that always bothered me lol.
turkeypants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seemed kind of bitter in interviews from the time it was announced that Seinfeld would be ending, through to the end and for a while afterwards. People were like NO NO NOOO! when it was announced and that seemed to really be a drag for you and to sour you. One of the quotes I remember was something to the effect of how you felt people's reaction was emblematic of how America's problem was not knowing how to stop gorging on something. It came off weary and bitter. Is that a more or less accurate perception of how you felt at the time?
I think that was a Jerry the public had not seen before, and press about you seemed to take a turn from then on, with more negative assessments/stories. Did the end of the show leave a bad taste in your mouth? How long did it take to go away? Did you learn or grow from having to deal with that? How so? Was it instead liberating to put the show behind you? Has the bad press particularly bothered you or do you just write it off in the way celebrities seem to have to?
VividDream ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for taking time to do this AMA! I must say I have seen every episode of your show numerous amounts of times. I particularly love the episode where you get talked into bootlegging films for Kramers friend, but there was one problem. Elaine got ahold of the last film and shot a clip of her "dancing" that was so funny to me it cracks me up every time I watch it. Also when did you realize that your show was a huge success? I mean it has to be hard to make a show about nothing and have it come out the way you made it! Thanks!
NichaelBluth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched the recent documentary on Johnny Carson and you talked about what it was like to have been "called to the couch," an act that you felt sealed the deal on whether or not you were a "real" comedian: what do you think the equivalent to that is today?
Grandinquisitor92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I've listened to your stand up album "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" probably about a hundred times. As we are approaching the Winter Olympics in Sochi, which country do you see taking the gold in the involuntary luge?
mkmkmkzzzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Who is the better dancer; you or Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
RussianandGunnin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my sister watch your shows all the time and Seinfeld has been a huge part of my childhood; huge fan here! Pretty simple question here: What should we expect for the future of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Thanks!
aidankiller4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you gonna make a Bee Movie 2?
beyerch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's the Assman, Jerry?
Noah443 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan of Seinfeld and CICGC!
My question is have you and a comedian ever gotten pulled over or in any kind of accident while filming?
akal96 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you give me an answer Jerry?
DaddysWetPeen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When writing jokes, do you find that you have to consciously check yourself to keep your comedy "clean?" Also, can you tell me about the most difficult aspect of voice acting?
TalkingBackAgain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you've been a source of joy for decades!
What big dream do you still have that you have not achieved yet [professionally]?
ZiggyBOP155 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite restaurant in NYC?
PlayaUn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If present Jerry could go back in time and say something to past Jerry, what time in your life would it be and what would you say?
TtarIsMyBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry! Fellow car fanatic here. Two questions: What's your favorite car in your collection? And what's your favorite car of all time?
LegendaryGrunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most ridiculous car that you've wanted to drive but never had the opportunity to?
PhoenixBurning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have any Character from Seinfeld have his/her own spinoff series, who would it have been?
mybigballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I bet you won't even see this.
fitnessmouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How big is your dick?
EffYourCouch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I love you. That's all.
d00d1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I just wanted to say you are up there with my favourite comedians. I'm loving CCC and the episode with Sarah Silverman is definitely my favourite.
I'm curious to know what shows, if any, are your favourite on TV right now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the episode of Curb where you and Larry are discussing the Seinfeld reunion episode accurately depict your guys' friendship?
PillageMontage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! How do you respond when someone eyes you and asks for an autograph/picture? I only ask for future reference..
Ketsu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about Carlos Mencia?
MyCatEdwin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! While Seinfeld was groundbreaking back when it was new, so many sitcoms now have done things now that Seinfeld did then that going back to Seinfeld can seem clichรฉd to the uninformed viewer, even though Seinfeld invented the themes and was in fact first and everyone else copied it. (check TV Tropes for "Seinfeld Is Unfunny"). What themes or joke formats, or shows in general do you see being the next "(blank) Is Unfunny?"
Also what're your favorite sitcoms on right now?
noahwhelan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello!
shimsha2005 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
When I was a kid, probably 12-13, around 1995, I wrote you and Michael Richards a letter telling you both how much of a fan I am of both of you and that I love Seinfeld.
Michael Richards sent me back an autographed letter of himself which was amazing and I have it to this date hanging up. But I never got a response from you. I always assumed because of the sheer volume of letters you get that you can't find time.
Did you or do you read your fan mail that you got during Seinfeld? And can I get an autograph?
Your biggest fan!! I've seen you live and my interactions with other in daily life is totally molded by Seinfeld and Curb. Thanks for season 7!!
stevemoustache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always loved at the end of the The Pony Remark, when you say "Who figures and immigrant's gonna have a pony?" Elaine is laughing before you even deliver the line.
Just one of many great memories that show has given me! Thank you! Look forward to seeing you in Kitchener this spring!
snoop37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, apart from shows you've been involved with, what is your favorite TV show of all-time? And in case that is something other than a sitcom, what is your favorite sitcom of all-time?
virus5877 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for all of your awesomeness! Anybody who has the ability to bring the world to a smile and laugh deserves the utmost respect!
cusegoose13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry: Whats your favorite pair of Jordans?
superpowerpinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Seinfeld.
Any chance we see you on TV as lead in another comedy show?
Shalizeh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry - I've seen you in many things over the years - and you seem to be a pretty good person. Thanks for that.
liesedgartoldus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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liesedgartoldus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I tell you what I'm pissed off man I'm pissed off
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you really give me an answer?
mamoocando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Ricky Gervais? I watched Talking Funny with you, Chris Rock, Louis C.K., and him and he really seemed out of place and not really part of the conversation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKY6BGcx37k
bethdotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much of Seinfeld was based on Larry David's actual life and personality? Also I'm loving Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee ALSO I learnt about pretzels ("These pretzels are making me thirsty" -I'm sure you know the one) through Seinfeld so thank you for that.
laughingcolors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you film Seinfeld in LA and not NYC?
ummmmm_yea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this AMA, huge fan of yours. Question: so what got you into comedy and how did it all start out?
Mergan1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I wondered if there's anyone, currently working, you would drop everything to work with?
flasheante ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry, do you know any latin american comedian? any plans to make CCGC outside US? Greetings from Argentina
Matiedaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where is your favorite place to get a cup of coffee and when can I buy you one?
siuol420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's your opinion on marijuana legalization?
snoop37 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you find that the show, Seinfeld, was missing something in the last couple seasons without the standup scenes?
GT1891 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld huge fan obviously, considering i'm on you reddit AMA. You became somewhat of a sneaker icon. My question is was at the Time did you thinking that wearing Jordans, Nike Tennis & Running shoes would become a popular trend even 16 years later?
salazander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So you were obviously apart of arguably the best sitcom of all time. Today, which sitcom or comedy based tv show do you think is doing it right?
machocamacho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did the pretzels make everyone so thirsty? Does Larry David not keep the refreshments people in line?
biddysense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, never watched your shit. Anyways, thanks.
Stenciledin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What up Jerry?
Who did your favorite stand-up comedy special or show that you've seen? Any particular moment from it that you'd like to share?
Bpbegha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, thank you for doing this.
What was your process for writing an episode of Seinfeld?
WheelSnipeCele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I saw you so stand up in Lethbridge, Alberta and it was a dream come true. I just wanted to say thank you for coming to the smaller towns and that we really appreciate that you came. Also, it took me and my brother an hour to find our car afterwards.. And the parking lot isn't very big. You help us make a pretty awesome, funny memory.
usuallyskeptical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom is recovering from surgery and this morning I remembered Kramer saying "Well you gotta eat before surgery! You need your strength!"
Who came up with that line? I swear, the tag team of you and Larry David and the comedic gold you produced may never be matched again. You are both insanely funny on your own, but somehow also found a way to compliment each other to become even more out-of-this-world hysterical. I hope y'all join up again for something at some point. I can't imagine a team like you two ever happening again in my lifetime (and I'm only late 20s).
Oh man, and I can't begin to imagine what it would be like if you, Larry and Louis CK got together on something. Please please please make that happen!
bushmillsNbitches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you are a carguy so whats your favorite car and driving moment?
KyleH123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HEY JERRY, just wanted to ask what got you fascinated into cars? From what I hear you have quite a lot/rare ones. Take care!
Justicecrater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. What's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You can't spare one square?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry, who was your favorite guest star on Seinfeld? you're so talented, thank you for your time today!!
Slmiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I've adored your work all my life, I'll be turning 23 tomorrow and I can say I wouldn't be the same person today without you and Larry's influence. I do actually have a question- What are some of your favorite television shows throughout the last 10 years? Also what is one show or comic that had the most influence on you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You don't seem as caustic as other comedians do. Where does your inspiration for humor come from?
Balbanes42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry!
First, thanks for bringing a smile and plenty of belly laughing to my family for so long.
What occupation do you think you may have found yourself in if comedy hadn't panned out, from an outside perspective, so beautifully?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the original idea behind Seinfeld, and what made you want to pursue it into a show ?
akujiki87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many of the stories involving george(sleeping under desk at work, festivis, massive wallet ,etc) were based on real events?
brandonterwilliger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are your favorite comedians?
Wretchedrenee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For chistmas my boyfriend got us tickets to see you live in Seattle this February! Just wanted to say thank you for all the great belly laughs and making me feel like I'm not THAT terrible of a person!
zefcfd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is larry david is as hilarious, yet tiresome as he appears to be on "curb your enthusiasm". If so, how did you make it through all those seinfeld years?
dogecoinstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I am 100% serious when I say that I am in the restaurant business and want to open up an italian restaurant in Westchester,NY and call it 'The Fusilli Jerry'. My question is, do I have your blessing?
Soul_Anchor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, do you have any favorite currently airing sitcoms, and if so, what are they? Thanks!
iamdikko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you enjoy most? Doing stand up comedy on stage or performing on a sit-com?
On a personal note: one of the reasons I'm in love with my gf, soon to be fiancee, is the fact that she enjoys watching Seinfeld as much as I do. We've watched all the seasons hundreds of times, still we love it =) thank you Jerry โฅ
waltamobile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA Mr. Seinfeld. I'm a big fan of the show, and have seen you on tour when you've come through Grand Rapids, Michigan.
In addition to being a big Seinfeld fan, I'm also a Porsche fan. I noticed in the show from time to time there are Porsche posters in the wall in Jerry's apartment, or even parked on the street. Was this your doing? Or we're there other Porsche fans in the cast?
Thanks.
InitechSecurity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel like you have accomplished everything you set out to in your life?
cameronwilliams81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
I am wondering what motivates you to continue doing stand-up at this stage in your career? Is it that you still just love making people laugh? Is it like a purpose for you in terms of service to the world? Is it just a rush to be on stage? Is it the creative process that you enjoy?
I'm curious :) Thanks!
moro714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thank you for doing this AMA. Seinfeld has been one of my favorite shows for a very long time. I quote it on a daily basis.
Were there any episodes you wish had turned out differently? If you had the chance to re-write and change one episode, which one would it be and why?
gloverlang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Conan or Leno?
svilentomov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh cool, uuuuhm, well got job mr. Seinfeld!
script_cat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry!
Was there really a superman hidden in EVERY episode?
SenpaiSama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Used to have the biggest crush on you when I was a kid. That aside, are there any shows airing right now that you'd love to appear in?
flores4570 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why in the world would you NOT make a Seinfeld MOVIE? (See what I did there)
porkmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any other ideas for the series finale? As it was, it was OK. Definitely not a "Lost"-level letdown. But it would be nice to know the other possible endings.
ittastesgood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think any television network now would've picked up Seinfeld?
Dakunaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you prefer your coffe?
sarpedonx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave, or is yours a sweet tooth?
jzzsxm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the Seinfeld were a unit of measure, what would it measure?
agentrome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any bits you really wanted to do, but didn't think you had an audience for it?
thomastehbest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:10:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who would you be gay with?
hawaiianbry ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, so thrilled to find your AMA while taking a break from studying. I'm watching CCC with you and Louis CK right now as well, and am reminded that while you and he both have TV shows and stand-ups that are among the most popular and acclaimed, your styles and shows are both very different (which you acknowledged when you said that "Louie" can grow, while you didn't want "Seinfeld" doing Krammer's 50th birthday party). So I'm wondering what two or three comedians or TV comedies rank among your favorite, even though they might have different styles or approaches to comedy than you.
ethicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to know what the deal with airline food really was.
Dontleave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, can I call you Jerry?
Just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan, having seen every episode of Seinfeld and CCC over a million times. Seinfeld is certainly a timeless show and will never get old, day in and day out I'm constantly making references to the show. The Jerry in the show constantly has a new girlfriend almost every episode and I've used that as motivation to get my friend out of a bad relationship. So, as somebody with all that dating experience, what advice would you give to my friend who is just getting back into the dating scene?
Thanks so much, I know Reddit can be like entering the jungle, you're not sure what you're going to find next, and I'm real scared!
nuclearLauch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats your favortie car you own
playblu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
tamoor21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In what way were the cast members of Seinfeld including you were similar to their characters and in what way were they different?
xredditnoobx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever do an episode of Comedians in Cars at Tom's Restaurant?
[For those who need it, this is Tom's: http://tomsrestaurant.net/]
yolakalemowa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know Deadmau5 copied your CICGC, what do you think about that?
I think you two should go out for coffee sometime..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think your life would be like if Seinfeld never became successful?
just_hating ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite kind of potato salad.
aodsfiajfidjf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is the next season of Seinfeld starting?
Johns4250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Outside of Seinfeld - hands down favorite acting experience?
pixelperfect3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was surprised to learn you were 60. What do you do to take care of yourself?
puttpirates ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Was there a particular point throughout Seinfeld's 9 seasons where you found it particularly hard to come up with ideas or was it just as difficult each season?
Also, what have you been up to lately?
Thanks!
voidful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How close or how far was Michael Richard's personality when on set to Kramer's personality?
ChrisCDR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food??
michael_33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!! I really loved the show and enjoy it still when i rewatch old episodes, I mostly like the one where Elaine finds out her old apartment is now a chinese restaurant. Which one was your favourite to shoot?
GoddammitCricket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you worry/care/wonder why most Black people don't care for Seinfeld? I'm Black and every other Black person I've met or talked to about the show always said they never gave it a chance or disliked it outright.
McKingsly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I have been wondering about something for the longest time. A while back I read an article about your method of productivity by marking every day you practiced with an X. I wanted to know more about this idea, how you remembered and kept with it, what you got out of it, and anything special you did to make the process more interesting. Thank you so much!
Joseyis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite supplemental character in Seinfeld? (My Dad wanted you to know that his was Mr. Bookman)
Cornan_KotW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say that I stumbled onto CICGC because of the episode with Joel from MST3K and then devoured the entire series. Absolutely brilliant show. Thank you for doing it.
BobMajerle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you enjoy other shows that are meta - comedy and similar to the seinfeld "just about stuff" theme? It's always sunny in philly comes to mind.
love_is_life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What role have you taken the most pride in and been the most satisfied with, and why [that role]?
ootika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've got to ask, what does success on your level feel like? It has to be eerie having people recognize you all the time. I'm not sure how much I would enjoy that. At the same time, it must be satisfying knowing that so many people admire your work.
I, like others, deeply enjoy Seinfeld. I'm still watching reruns all the time. Thanks for the laughs.
PS - Random question: How enjoyable is it driving a Porsche Carrera GT. I know you have owned quite an array of cars, but I have a sweet spot for the CGT. I could die happy if I had the opportunity to hear one in person, let alone drive one.
jerber666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery, chopped parsley, _________________________________________________?????
DerpyGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:11:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! First I'm a massive fan of Seinfeld, as well as classical literature. What were your first thoughts when you and Larry decided to do the "Chinese Restaurant" episode ? You received some criticism on it, based on "They think they're doing Godot" but personally i thought it was pulled off masterfully, one of the seasons best
Thanks!
FuriousStyles1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever watch Seinfeld reruns?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heya Jerry, I don't actually have a question, I just figured this would be a great chance to tell you I am a HUGE fan! My friend Alex and I have loved your comedy for years now, we both love it! So glad to see you on Reddit!
AStandardAmerican ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry: Grew up watching your show with my dad. He still praises it as the best show out there and we watch re-runs to this day. My parents still make fun of the way i called you Jerry the-sign-feld when i was little. I'm now 18 and I have to say, I love Seinfeld.
When did you know you had "made it big time"?
Illman111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which modern day stand up comedians do you find to be the funniest. Your work is classic and you will always be remembered as one of the funniest comedians out there.
insufficient_funds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I'm a huge fan. I'm right at 30 right now, but when I was younger 'Seinfeld' was the one TV show that my parents would allow me to stay up late to watch; bedtime was always 9p on the dot, and your show aired Thursdays at 9; so on Thursdays I got to stay up until 9:30 and it was always so amazing.
Of all of the different standup bits that you have done over the years, what is your personal favorite? And I'm really hoping theres a video clip of it somewhere online that I can catch :D
Nfgzebrahed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! You are one of the all-tine greats! How was it that George dated so many good-looking women? No offense to Jason, more so because of the kind of man that George was. Did Larry insist thay George should have the same caliber of women as you? If you have time for a twofer, was it wrong of me to not call a girl back after a second date because she ordered onion rings, and i felt it was inappropriate? You are amazing!
krume300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you guys ever celebrated Festivus outside the set??
bartch86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I have a friend that claims his father grew up close friends with you and also believes that the character George Costanza was roughly based off of him. his last name is NATHANSON.. Ring a Bell???
supadupacam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this might be a tough question to answer, but how did you react when Michael Richards had his controversy with saying the n-word?
samfuller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard you're into meditation. I'm curious how mediation has made an impact on your life both professionally and personally.
ShowDoNotTell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Seinfeld, Thinking about that sweet bass line in your Seinfeld series. Who decided on the opening "music", and whats your favorite type of music?
linzphun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Using the following four dinosaurs, which one would you equate with each member of the Seinfeld cast including yourself and why:
sacredcows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry... I was going to suggest you do an AMA yesterday... Am I psychic? Anyway, I want to ask, what's your favourite show (that's currently on the air)? Nowadays, we get so many high-quality dramas and so much reality TV, but comedy shows get a backseat.
silverbullet75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this! How did you get the idea behind Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
HIPSTER_SLOTH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what IS the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, long time fan of Seinfeld and your stand-up. There is one thing that confuses me about the show though...
Where was Kramer's apartment in relation to Jerry's? I thought for many years that Kramer was just across the hall, but then I'm watching a rerun the other day and you stuck your head out the window looked up, and said, "I'm coming up!" (it was the episode with Little Jerry, Kramer's rooster).
After some diagram drawing, and consideration of the Kenny Rodgers Chicken, I still can't come up with a reasonable explanation.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have a swimming pool full of anything but water, what would it be?
rezdog3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for the AMA, big fan. Who do you think is really changing the stand-up comedy game right now? Is there anybody out there who you really think is doing something different and unique? Thanks in advance!
Megamedic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You still have the astronaut pen on you?
rockphikapps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would it take to get Seinfeld onto Netflix? This AMA just made me really nostalgic and I'm very bummed the show is not on Netflix. Can you make that happen and check back in with me when done?
FaFaFoley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now! Can you say when the episode of CICGC with Howard Stern will air? Love the series--great work!
evanl729 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why won't you go on Opie and Anthony?
PillyVanilly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! I love you.
On the Curb "reunion" you guys did (which was AMAZING, btw), you joked that you felt you and Larry owed people for the way some were disappointed in the actual Seinfeld ending (which I liked, because really how else could it have ended?)
Do you really feel that way? Also, "Comedians in Cars" is one of my favorite things ever. Love it.
PegasusCoffee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hiya, Jerry!
I'm a big fan of your work- I really enjoyed your cameo on Season 2 of 30 Rock. What's been your favorite television cameo to date?
jacobacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car you have driven in CCC?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?
spankr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT - people trying to be clever with Seinfeld references to Jerry Seinfeld... ಠ_ಠ
sophiascott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I know there was a Seinfeld reunion show featured on in Season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but is there an actual Seinfeld reunion show that was scripted and filmed for the show?
FuriousStyles1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
GibraltarWhite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What should I eat for lunch today?
Tsiox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife would like to know, what's your favorite recipe out of Jessica's cookbook? She'll make it tonight if you have a favorite. Thanks.
vivalosmets86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - what do you think of the Mets off season so far?
Thanks for everything!
leevs11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I work right down the road from the reddit office in SF. Want to grab lunch?
xatrixx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is Michael Richards (Kramer) in real life / behind the scenes? Is he any similar to his role Kramer or did he just act so extremely well?
Did you have anything to do with him outside of work?
Shnackoface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry, thanks for gracing us with your internet presence!
Too many questions to narrow it down; feel free to answer whichever one grabs you!
gruenerTee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hellooooo Jerry...
geoffnolan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After 40 years of doing comedy, what do you feel is the secret to keeping your material fresh and relevant?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Someone call /u/newman
Cojax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks so much for doing this!
My questions:
-What comic, alive or dead, do you think you would have the most fun doing a tour with?
-Which of the many fictional characters or personalities that you have encountered in your career do you think inspired / frightened you the most?
Thanks again!
Zip2kx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:12:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really a douchebag as all these rumors say? /A Douche
bbauers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just want to thank you for many many laughs over the years! I must ask you, did you ever have lunch with Judge Vandalay?
RegDud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If we named our new ferry "Ferry Seinfeld", would you come to my city for the grand opening?
szulkarn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hello Jerry, I'm from Indonesia, how would you like to perform a stand up here? i can make some arrangements with my friends who are in the EO business.
StrangeCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Why is season one ten episodes and season two 6? will season 3 be 2 episodes?
and since by season 5 I will be filming stuff and sending it to you, what type of shows do you enjoy?
oatmealtoast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry huge Seinfeld fan here! I had a friend recently see you perform in St. Louis. He said you always had a special place for stl cause they were one of the first cities that really latched onto Seinfeld. I was bummed i couldn't make your performance but I love the airport episode of you and Elaine leaving lambert! Just wondering if you have any cool stories from St. Louis when you first started?
midnightlies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What one tagline/episode of Seinfeld do people constantly bring up? Do you ever get tired of people referencing the show.
To put my 2 cents in, I've always enjoyed the "car reservation" episode.
HansBlixJr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
syndication has allowed me to see every 'Seinfeld' episode a half a dozen times over the years, to the point that I feel like I know most shows like the back of my hand. yet I'll still watch them again and again. how does it feel to have made something that resonates so strongly?
ouah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Have you kept in contact with any of the people from Seinfeld regularly? Also, who among the cast is the funniest off the set?(that question is not limited to just Kramer, George, and Elaine)
Glen_The_Eskimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what's the deal with airline food?
zcard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the mockumentary branch of comedy that's been trending away from laugh tracks toward drier, faster-paced humor? (I'm thinking Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, etc). Do you have a favorite new-ish show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HOW ARE YOU
neosore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you regret not voicing the turkey in the Thanksgiving episode for South Park?
bill_clay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Joel Hodgson helped with your HBO special and supposedly asked you to host MST3K. How awesome is Joel and what are your memories of that time?
tony_soprano666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever considered taking on a serious role such as appearing in a gangster show on HBO or something?
poorlilpoorgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld:
I don't have a question, but as a Puerto Rican-American I wanted to let you know the Puerto Rican Day Parade episode was one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes of all time.
You rule.
R2_D2aneel_Olivaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's with airport security?
uncleanramen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HI JERRY!!
Your show was a staple of my childhood.
Personally I love the puffy/frilly shirt.
Are there any props from the show that you got to keep or wish you had?
viciousg00se ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you always find parking spots in NYC while filming Comedians in Cars? Its ridiculous!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there even the slightest possibility of a Seinfeld reboot?
dogecoinstar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am 100% serious when I say I am in the restaurant business and want to open up an italian restaurant in Westchester, NY and call it 'The Fusilli Jerry'. My question is, do I have your blessing?
giobbistar21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most annoying thing that fans ask you to do?
cnnrspur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hello jerry, just like probably everyone else here I'm a huge fan. just a quick question, are there any other shows you always wanted to make a guest appearance on but didn't? and also whats your favorite dinosaur?
309greene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where is your favorite place to travel? Svenborgia?
srcw624 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you prefer Los Angeles or New York City and why?
xlslay3rlx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with airline peanuts?
johnnykalsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry No question to ask, just simply wanted to say "Thank You" I have seen each and every episode of Seinfeld many many times and every time it feels like it is the 1st time i'm seeing the show. I wanted to say thank you very much for creating so a wonderful show that puts me in a good mood at the end of a hard day's work.
Gidgit_Dijit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are any of the episodes on Seinfeld based on things that actually happened?
HumanShadow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal?
daumas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sodiumglow7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. Thank you for doing this.
Thank you also for not attempting to parlay a successful TV career into a pop music album. Only Shatner has rights to this.
GarrisonFjord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You do realize this is the internet, right? You didn't need to go to the Reddit head office to do this. This has to be the funniest thing you've done in years.
fyrefocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:13:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do I want to eat for supper today?
emmurist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for doing this! I love Seinfeld and everything about it!
My only question is, do regularly stay in touch with the old cast? Ever hang out with them?
Thanks again!
rokinaus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a huge fan of your comedy and Seinfeld, I'm wondering, why did you end the show when you did? I have tremendous respect for your decision, and I'm just wondering why you left when you did.
RDay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not so much a fan as one who appreciates your unique talents. Since you do large venue road shows for your stand up act (You recently played the Fox Theater in Atlanta), what are some of your favorite venues to play around the world?
Thanks!
glk3278 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode of CICGC where you got pulled over in Ramsey, NJ, did you get a ticket from that cop. The cliffhanger was incredibly suspenseful and I've thought about it ever since.
nuerm1sa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your next big project?
Fiacre54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is with the baggage claim at the airport?
HAL9000000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite few episodes of Seinfeld? And why? Do you have a single favorite?
My favorites are The Marine Biologist, The Opposite George, and The Conversion.
ElPatoLibre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you show me the Stooges?
DEEP_ANUS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your best joke?
hgfromomaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved listening to you when you were Howard Stern. Fascinating interview. I travel a lot and don't know if the episode with you and Howard doing CCC has aired yet, but what was the most fascinating or unexpected thing you learned about any of the comedians you've interviewed so far?
ImaMoFoThief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, just wanted to say that you and Howard stern have great chemistry when you were on his show and hope your on his show sometime in 2014
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
If you could change anything about Seinfeld what would it have been?
By the way, I saw your stand up live with my mom one time, who is also a huge fan, and it was one of the most incredible nights in recent memory. I hope I can see your act again soon!
Charlaxy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What have you learned about media and entertainment from doing a web series? What improvements do you want to see in the way things are done?
royalstaircase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would comedy today be like if Seinfeld never existed?
jared_number_two ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you are car (Porsche) collector and I always pick out the Skip Barber magnet on the fridge in the show (3-day racing school grad myself). What racing have you done or would like to do? Or are you more into the collecting and cruising.
Dalton87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Superman fan, what did you think of Man of Steel, Jerry?
brewmyass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you sleep with underwear or without? I know some people like it kinda windy down there. Just wondering
isnt_it_weird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's do you think is the biggest difference between single life and married life? I recently proposed to my girlfriend and will be taking the plunge soon.
JareckiOnPepsi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry what's one thing you wish everyone could/should experience?
GoogleIsMyJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All time favorite Porsche?
gharrity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA! Can you describe how your meditation practice has influenced your sense of humor?
IdeoPraxist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I find your humor empty and baseless for amusement.
Seems millions of people like that stuff.
Carry on.
Mybrains7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any regrets with Seinfeld and how everything turned out?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Happy New Year!! I, as well as my brother and father, are HUGEEE fans of your show. I sometimes cry myself to sleep over the idea that nothing like it will ever be created. Our favorite episode is the Merv Griffin Show. Did you get to keep any of those precious toys? All the best with your future endeavours!!
sam_ottawa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, HUGE fan. One of my family's favourite stories is the time my parents went down to Vegas in the late 80's to see Cher perform, because they were convinced she would never come to Edmonton.
Opening up for Cher was a comedian they had never heard of, and my Mom, who has a very distinct (and loud) laugh, was dying through the entire set. According to both of my parents, you absolutely killed it but the audience wasn't so accomodating. Apparently the show didn't go over very well, but at the very end, the Comedian mentioned that he was putting together a pilot for a new show about nothing.
Sure enough, it was you, and sure enough, Cher came to Edmonton a month later!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I'm late. I was having sex with my girlfriend, but then my credit card hit the limit and they turned off her webcam, so at least I made it to the end of this.
One of my dreams to do before I die is tell one of my jokes to one of my fav comedians* (and preferably they like it) Can I die happy now?
*you'll do
RagsyBoy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, reading through your answers and, well....I have no question for you. I just want to say I appreciate your sincerity and your thoughtfulness, two of the reasons that I still watch Seinfeld on a daily basis. I honestly feel your show has informed the comedic appreciation of an entire generation that came up with the show.
emiliodmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I get Reddit GOLD Jerry, Reddit GOLD! I'll do whatever the seventh comment reply says to do.
DEEJAYJANKS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you marry Elaine?
RossIsBossx3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Thank you for doing this! My question is, was there ever something that you thought should be talked about on Seinfeld but the idea was not supported enough by others, and would you still do the episode now if you could?
MutantSharkPirate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother?
Cmon... be honest
MrIvysaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you smoke weed, Jerry? Have you ever tried it?
foghornbutthorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you get upset when people just recite lines from your show when they see you?
seahorsepod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan here! My question is this: You once said in an interview that you thought laughter in the home (with your family) is very important. I LOVE that ideal, and will try to remember that when I have a family of my own. Whats another important practice you suggest for good parenting and a happy home?
InvisibleBlueUnicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian?
the_slunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you let Howard Stern off the hook and invite him on your show after the things he sung about you in the Janis Ian song?
Also, are you aware that no other human being has truly pegged Howard better than yourself when you called him a "hip wicked witch of the west" on Comedians?
bubbabooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's with the artic vortex?
BinCallingHerKrandel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all: big fan of your standup, Seinfeld, and CCC.
Had you ever met characters like the 'low-talker' or the 're-gifter' before you put them in your show? And are you as obsessed with cleanliness as your show counterpart?
factually_accurate_1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan here. I don't really have a question but just wanted to say I was in Vegas two weeks ago for two days. I saw your big poster in front of Caesar's Palace with the December 26th date and my heart sank. I was due to leave Vegas on the 25th. I hope that was a great show. I really hope I get to see one of your shows some time in the future. Best of luck from a huge fan :)
deytookerjaabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:14:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you're so funny, how come you only have a few reddit golds already? Pssh, if you were really the funniest guy here you'd have like thirty millions golds in 5 minutes, I guess you're not that cool, that's ok, my buddy Bob is way funnier than you anyways and he has a three legged cat which makes him even probably the funniest guy on the planet.
graffitiofthenorth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite episode of Friends?
Seinfeld_Is_Life ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any ownership to Crackle.com? I find it interesting that a relatively new and unknown website was able to get rights to re-air Seinfeld and host CCC. If not, what made you choose them over other options like Hulu or Netfix?
FluxForever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry Seinfeld, My boyfriend says his point in life is to prove there is no point. Your wildly popular TV series was "a show about nothing." Basically I feel that the point that life is pointless has already been made and he needs to pick a newer, sharper point. So, do you have any advice to inspire someone beyond nothingness, or at least, make nothing into something constructive?
sasquatch606 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a car (if any) that you've always dreamed of driving but haven't been able to?
Also, could you say hello to my wife Dee?
Thanks
Spavlovits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry HELP MEโฆI have been suffering from Laughlossitous for over 30 years now. I am not able to laugh. When I try to laugh it sound like I am barking. Strangely enough, when I try to bark, my right leg goes up. The Doctors have never figured out why that happens.
Can you help meโฆmaybe you could cure meโฆplease reply with something good.
txfoodie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really enjoyed your interview with Alec Baldwin on public radio recently, heard it last night in fact. Really helps us all remember that you're just a normal guy like the rest of us, you just happen to be hilarious...thanks again!
Roberto_alejanbro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife is a huge fan who makes constant references to Seinfeld and when I mentioned that you were doing an AMA, she wanted to me to ask: was it difficult to get your show on the air when the premise was that it was a show about "nothing?" Thanks in advance if you get to read this!
rbr45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry I just wanted to say I am a big fan and thankyou for doing this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you guys come up with the idea of the armani suit gag with Banya. Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Brand12321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you and Larry come up with the show? And did you think it would become a success right away?
kawfy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! So great to read some of your responses. I grew up on your show and am now a proudly neurotic, hyper-analytical, ovaltine loving New Yorker. Thanks for that, I guess.
What was it like reliving the days of Seinfeld through Curb Your Enthusiasm? You guys poked fun at the actual Seinfeld finale during one of the episodes; did it really feel like you were getting a second chance/remaking the original? Or did it take on a life of its own?
chilols ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could have chosen any other career path than comedy/acting/writing, what would it be and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello!
wyattrulesherp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No questions from me I just wanted to say thank you for the show. I grew up watching your show and I don't know who I would be without it. Thank you.
burritofries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I began my love for cars in the modern era of exotic sports cars, but then really grew to love pre-1970 vehicles. I really liked the Split Window Beetle that you guys started with along with the Split Window Type-2. Anyways, what is your favorite years of cars and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think is the most underappreciated comedian?
InvisibleBlueUnicorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite George Carlin act?
GM_Castiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Big fan here from Croatia. I watched whole series numerous times.
Thank you for all the joy you gave us. Best series of all time.
PekkaHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, big fan here! My question to you is: What things are you most proud of in your career?
zombiejeesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA! Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows of all time, I still watch it all the time. I was wondering how you enjoyed your time in Newfoundland when you came to do a show? I have been a fan of yours for such a long time and for you to come to the Rock was a pretty big deal.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best memory from Seinfeld?
xjawx33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Call Howard Stern back. He wanted to be friends with you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I heard you on a sports radio talk show a while ago when you mentioned how Bob Benson of Bob Benson's Hyundai was just not funny and should stick to selling cars and not try to be a comedian... Has he ever reached out to you about that?
frogman521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Love your work! Some of my best memories as a kid were watching Seinfeld with my Dad! I love too many episodes to even mention, but one of my favorites has to be the Marine Biologist, where the episode ties up the loose ends in genius fashion.
I really enjoy Curb Your Enthusiasm, for it has a Seinfeld feel, but also can cross some lines that maybe you guys weren't able to on cable. Are there some episodes of Curb that were thought of during your time on Seinfeld, but were maybe too edgy to use at that time? And how was working with HBO on Curb different or better than shooting television for a cable network?
I love your work, and think you and LD are some of the greatest TV writers of our time. Thanks for spending time on Reddit!
MRogers3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When writing, what percentage of your material ends up in the trash? When you find a piece is not working, do you always explore the different paths it can take or do you prefer to start fresh?
DCdictator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any Chance of getting Jimmy Carr on CICGC?
BreeBree214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I've been a huge fan of you since your show. I remember once watching an interview where you jokingly said that if you ever shot another scene of Seinfeld, it would be the four of you sitting at the coffee shop after being released from jail with the only line being spoken "that was rough".
Do you think you might ever shoot a scene like that or something else really short just for an anniversary or whatnot?
jmarge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite type of coffee to get on your show?
goldiewilson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing the AMA. How do you feel about profanity in comedy, do you see it as an enhancer to an already good joke or a crutch to hold up weak material?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with CornNuts?! Is it corn or is it a nut?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the funniest person you know?
ReginaldPoofta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I have grown up with Seinfeld as a major part of my daily comedy relief. I'm curious what ever happened to the Klein Attitude hanging in the apartment? I heard that both Michael and you ride bikes and I know anyone owning a Klein has great taste. Is that one of your collector's items or was it Michael's? Do you still ride today and if so what's your favorite bike?
I_am_Bruce_Wayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! What was your take on the whole Leno and Conan debacle?
FuriousStyles1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What music are you listening to currently?
LeahKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge, Canadian fan here and as such I quote Seinfeld episodes on a daily basis. Question/comment would be: What is it really like working with Larry D? Is he this "fantastic genius enigma" I imagine or is he just a regular guy that gets annoyed a lot? PS: Love you
BaltimoreChris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who ARE these people?
armandordx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Have you ever been offered a serious role for a movie or t.v. series? Would you do it?
Bonerdude69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was in charge of the Elaine haircut In The early seasons and why did they pick the worst one possible?
iLLiaC_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry--big fan. Of all the cars you've driven on CCC, which ones were your most and least favorite? I love how the cars are almost guests in themselves.
cschneider27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The important question is, what car did you drive?
DerGraph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what is your favorite sandwich?
bryfrank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What movies/TV Shows do you enjoy that aren't comedy related?
vamonos_pest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, could you tell us about what it was like working with Louis CK on his show?
sadsafariman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bees?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advice can you give to people who want to be stand up comedians?
SwagWalker51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with airline food?
Isolder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What karma level do you have to have to be able to do your AMAs from the reddit office?
Matiedaman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever discuss any other ideas on how to end Seinfeld? Was "The Finale" the way you envisioned to end the series?
levy4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad looks like you. I think you two should meet.
tyy365 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Huge fan. I watched your shown as a young kid and I believe it is one things that really shaped my sense of humor. Today is my 25th birthday so I just wanted to say thanks. I suppose that I should ask a question though...considering Seinfeld is still one of the best things on TV, do you have a favorite current show?
griffinofuc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite up-and-coming comedian in NYC?
Thicknifacent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for teaching me to look to the cookie Jerry... Seinfeld will always be the greatest sitcom of all time, your new show is also very entertaining...
What was it like when LD left for season 8 & 9? Did you miss his input?
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
BlackLeatherRain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My better half is a tremendous fan of your show. Do you have anything for me to pass his way to freak him the fuck out?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During your interview with Alec Baldwin on Here's the Thing, you mentioned how influential TM has been for you. Could you elaborate on this (how/where you learned, etc.)?
TheJasonW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider doing the joe rogan podcast? Or are you not a fan? I think it would be a great discussion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I see you as being very down-to-earth, and a great time to be around. Would you ever surprise a random individual in this AMA, drive to their house and pick them up in a car of their choice, and go out for a cup of coffee? And, may I ask, how do you take your coffee?
sagnikrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No Soup for you!!!
Jboogaloo313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
You've always been a favorite comedian of mine and you've had a hell of a career. You talked a bit about times in your career where you've been boo'ed more than you've gotten laughs. Maybe for those that may not be familiar with your early career could you comment on how have these moments changed your approach (or did they at all), and even as an established name in Comedy do moments like this affect you now and what kinds of thoughts run through your mind when/if this happens?
BTW, your "I'm telling you for the last time" special...my absolute favorite.
Thanks for the years and years of laughter!
michaelmranti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan- in fact I've broken up with people who didn't enjoy Seinfeld (clearly it wouldn't have worked). My question is, what do you still hope to accomplish? Has everything been crossed off your bucket list?
bigflan63 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry- big fan. Quick question- as a Mets fan like myself, what has been your favorite Mets moment ever?
burritocurse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what do you feel when you hear Steely Dan?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a dream come true, Mr. Seinfeld. If I may...
Of the 180 episodes of your show, which one do you find the most creative and inticiate in terms of plot and how each sitution comes full-circle?
nero104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Your brother is my girlfriend's dentist. I like to think that this means that we're best friends...Are we?
twoscoop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you have any job openings? I can do plumbing, by that i mean i have a butt crack and some big pants.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ethan Hawke did an AMA a little while ago. I found it interesting that one of his biggest gripes with success is that he feels he hasn't made a first impression in years.
I was wondering if you share this problem?
vangief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If JLD asked you, would you guest star on VEEP?
nicks1205 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a reddit office? Wonder what that's like.
sefgonewild ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jer! Would you change the ending of Seinfeld somehow if you could? If so, how?
fartingwindmill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I hope you get to this.
I have a couple of questions that stem from Bee Movie:
XnewXdiabolicX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you enjoy doing stand-up comedy on The Eric Andrew Show?!
MObaid27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the craziest you have seen from Louis CK?
bigsnacks41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, want to write a children's book with me?
obligatory_story ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
IMO Seinfeld can never be replaced or can another show have such an impact on pop-culture as Seinfeld did in its day.
I also saw you in AC, I think you're great.
Question: have you and Julia ever dated in real life? Who was your favorite "girlfriend" on the show?
sincewedidthedo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You look like a pirate!
bezly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I would say that I'm a huge fan but everyone says that, so instead I will say I'm a very small fan. A tiny one. Here's the question: I know that you have spoken out about meditation. Could you talk about this a little more? How long have you been practicing? Do you do this every day? Do you think meditation has been instrumental in your success?
deskclerk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, did you ever dabble in improvisational comedy? What are you thoughts on the art form?
Eighteensixtythree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what point did you realize that you created the greatest TV show of all time? (OF ALL TIME!)
papaTELLS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge fan. Do you have a favorite episode of Seinfeld? Is there one that stands out as having been the most fun to make?
Sinakus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you deal with your fame on a day to day basis?
canadianclassic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan of yours. I know you are a big car fanatic like myself and I apologize if you've already been asked this, but what is your favourite car? Out of the ones you've driven which have you enjoyed the most?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like cats?
theHashmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite car?
lemastertowel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents have always been super huge Seinfeld fans, even before they got married in '93. They would watch the new episodes before they were married and I grew up watching them.
They just recently celebrated their 20th anniversary and it'd be nice if you wished them a happy anniversary!
AgentShifty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your most memorable moment from being on Seinfeld?
OHMYDAYUMTHEYGOINHAM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your relationship with Larry David like?
Shazbot24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favourite car that you own, and why?
callsyouAsuperfag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!!!!!!
zrn29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
noramacsbitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan, Jerry! My question is, do you like the collaboration of the sitcom-scene, or do you prefer stand-up? What are the trade-offs of the two?
cdollas250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for all the laughs!
Where did the idea for Seinfeld in Oz come from? I love showing that clip to people as it seems to be a hidden gem.
How can I convince you to do a cameo on Veep?
How can I convince you to allow Seinfeld on Netflix?
Not to be tasteless, but I was very surprised that Julia is the daughter of a billionaire. Did you have any idea when you started filming the show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel driving a lamborghini miura?
thenativewonder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it hard to turn into a bee for your role in bee movie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's Kenny Kramer up to nowadays? I took the tour in NY a few years ago. Greatest tour ever.
BenDover29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I loved your standup in Toronto, I was killing myself laughing at the bathroom stall joke with the eyes peering through the cracks. When are you coming back here again?
WaterBoy71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your show Seinfeld was amazing!! Do you think you could do a sitcom like that today and still be all clean language in it or are those true good family clean shows a thing of the past?
ubboater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love from India!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw your interview in the Colbert Report. You not only managed to escape all his tricky remarks, but he also ended up looking a little embarassed. What was that like?
Goose_Dies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With so many AMA questions, how do you chose which one to answer?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from your own show, what was your favorite TV show of the 90s?
bydd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, are you a hockey fan at all? Or did Puddy completely ruin the experience for you.
BmoStupendous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Thank you for doing this! Huge fan!
How much improvisation is intertwined with Seinfeld, would you say a lot? What was your favorite/funniest improv moment during the course of the show?
boombaklat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best piece of advice you have received?
vVvChibees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, glad to see you hop on reddit! Thanks for your time here.
If you could experience one thing again like it was your very first time, what would that be?
Biz_marquee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we call you Jerry, or would you prefer Mr. Seinfeld?
Huge_Goatse_Fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, hey, uh...what was this?
the_slunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the first car you ever really fell in love with?
Czarcastick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hear your quit the collector of Porsche cars. If you had to pick your favorite of all time regardless of present or past models which would it be.
Also what's your opinion of all the recent news regarding the safety of Porsche that stims from the recent deaths of people crashing theirs such as Paul Walker, etc.
hateusernamethinkin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the baby really that ugly?
khube ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the master of your domain?
djchil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for doing this! Could you please tell us about the role meditation plays in your life? What can you recommend to those of us who are curious about the subject?
JerseyHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still good friends with Larry David? His newer show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and new movie, Clear History, are hilarious. What are your thoughts about doing some collaborative work in the future? Any plans for it?
woodcock0949 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say you are a great human being.
jwb4912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who came up with the idea for festivus?
dooniem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a question I find hard formulating. Here's my attempt:
When comedians go on tour with a stand-up show, they tend to tour with the same show and jokes for a long time. Usually about a year?
Q1: If you were given an impeccable response everytime, the crowd go bananas at every punch-line you throw out. For how long would you bother doing that show?
Q2: Have you ever become severely bored of your own jokes quite early in on one of your tours?
SucceedingQ: What's your way of dealing with this IF Q2 happens?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What TV shows are you into these days? Breaking bad? Downton Abbey? What about comedies?
ACupofDan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with lamp shades?
ariansheridan1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry what is your favourite food
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:17:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any hobbies? What do you do for fun?
droppincaptainslogz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. Do you still keep in touch with Newman?
LawIsHard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, thanks a million for your AmA, it has been a great read.
Just had a quick question about your competition around the time Seinfeld was really booming. Did you ever feel like there was a lot of competition between the other big sitcoms of the time, especially the long runners like Cheers, Wings, Fraiser, etc, or was it more of a friendly environment? If you met the stars of those shows, which I'm sure you did, how did you guys get along?
Minihawking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, I'm curious- what inspired you to pitch Seinfeld to NBC? I've been looking around, and I haven't found anything about the subject.
ayebretwalda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we ever expect to see CCGC on netflix? Love the clips I saw online.
Shmokermans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all I just wanted to thank you for making Seinfeld with David, it's pretty self explanatory but it is THE show of the 90's and being a child of the time it really defined a lot of my sense of humor and perspective on people and everyday life!
I was wondering if there was a particular stretch of episodes you would consider your "best" or if you felt the show was consistent the 9 seasons through.
Thanks for doing this!
SpikeoftheBebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, my question is that I know in most sitcoms the casts have inside jokes that make it into the televised episodes; what were some of the inside jokes you guys had on Seinfeld? Is the line "there's a problem on the set of Blossem one?
jackstraw_wichita ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Huge fan here (like everyone else)! Any chance of an updated bluray (or VOD) release of Seinfeld anytime soon?
supadoggie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you drive your cars? (I live in Queens, and the roads here are horrible.. I wouldn't imagine taking a nice car on the roads in NYC..)
Also, What happened to the new NSX?
BTW, I love your work!
PromisesPromise5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, no question, just wanted to thank you for letting Seinfeld be a perfect encapsulation of the 90s every time I go back and watch an episode. You're awesome!
writer85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Two questions!
What changed most about the process of making the show between the first episode and the last?
Also, as a fellow Jew I wonder, did you come across any serious adversity relating to anti-semitism during your career?
therealrenshai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How tired are you of people running up to you and quoting Seinfeld lines?
Dave Chappelle talks about how he was annoyed with people yelling "I'm rich bitch!" when he was out with his kids.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about DC's revamp of Superman? Both Man of Steel and the New 52 comics? Especially their lack of red underwear.
emstew101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Watched all the episodes of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee last week during a mild case of depression. I enjoyed how each episode offered a unique perspective on the sometimes trivial, sometimes painful, and always redundant human experience. My questions are:
1) does the show feel like a cathartic externalization of the conversations you have with yourself daily? 2) how do you see the show evolving?
DomeDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Your show's truly been an inspiration. Can you adopt me please?
wrestlingfan007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been doing standup for a little over a year and just recently started hosting my own mic, doing showcases (without pay, I don't mind though) and getting asked to fill in at other mics. Am I doing it right? Also Islanders or Rangers? Thanks!
Smithson0413 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for taking the time to do this, just wondering if a sequel to bee movie will ever be in the works? Also Have you ever regretted any thing you've done professionally?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry,
I have always been a fan and have had a crush on you, forever!! You are one of my favorite comedians.
Few years back, I think you were in your Porsche, next to me at a light here in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
If by chance you see this, would you confirm for me?
bledaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you happy with final episode of Seinfeld? Today, do you record again it?
DerLuftwaffe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfield,
I am very interested in things like script writing, and I'm a big fan of your show. How was the workflow for writing the episodes of Seinfield, from just creation to release day? Is it any different from writing CCC's script?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this.
1 - Have you ever driven a Hillman Hunter? 2 - Have you done the things you wanted to do after you finished Seinfeld. 3 - Why don't you do more movies.
milzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I feel that it would be incredibly difficult to not make bass guitar noises if you walked by. Do you have to deal with this a lot? Does it get annoying?
Jerzy777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to give up your 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS or drinking coffee for the rest of your life which would it be?
devlin77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is the year 2034 and they make new episodes of Seinfeld in a new digital form, is there any chance you will write new stories for them?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Lansing last year at MSU. Great show.
When you were younger, what inspired you?
gogetakame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld. Thanks for doing this AMA. It's really great to hear from one of the best comedians. I had a question about your standup material. How did you come about selecting what type of comedy you do? I've noticed that a lot of your style is recognizing the little things around us and commenting on those. The humor is just so clever. A lot of comedians nowadays make a lot of sexually related jokes or ones with vulgar. But you are probably the cleanest comedian I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. What made you decide to stay out of those kind of topics?
bandalooper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a hard time thinking about Seinfeld and Friends separately. I definitely preferred yours, but they are intrinsically linked in a 90's fog...How would you cast them with the opposite casts?
eliteMBoogie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm a huge fan of yours. What made you decide to make Bee Movie?
Furher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anyone you've been starstruck by? Has there been any celebrities you didn't expect to be starstruck by you?
onemoresleeep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite member of One Direction?
Much_Better ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I read Sein Language when I was like 12, loved it. I still always quote you on how "when it comes to sex, women are like fire and men are like firemen." Superb analogy.
HotDinnerBatman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but to read all of this in your voice.
OwningTheWorld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry your an inspiration to everyone. Seinfeld has withstood the tests of time as I still crack up at the reruns. You are a comedic genius. Have you ever thought of doing a Seinfeld movie? Just a shot in the dark but I figure that I'd ask.
i_need_a_pedicure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Two questions:
1. What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
2. What is what you would call your oddest quality?
Thanks for the AMA!
Cloudy_mood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA is makin me thirsty...
StrangeCaptain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Mel Brooks/ Carl Reiner was amazing.
did you feel a little like you should stop there? I love the series but good gravy, those two guys sharing food seems like the pinnacle of a comedy.
Shatonmedeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could go back and change anything about the show, what would it be?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the funniest thing that has happened on set? Thanks for the AMA by the way!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question--just wanted to say hey!
I'm a fellow Queens College alum too. :)
IndustrialJones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Reddit? Shouldn't it be ReadIt?
porchy12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was Larry David actually like to work with?
TheFedoraRedditNeeds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about the Mets probably trading Ike Davis?
Got any Bartolo Colon jokes?
Please buy the Mets.
Throwawaygurl1626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved your show as a kid. To this day, whenever someone brings muffins in the office, someone always says "No poppy seeds, right?" (We work for the government so subject to piss tests if they so desire at any time!) it never fails that someone chimes in with, "I learned that from Seinfeld!" Then of course, we chatter about our favorite episode.So, not a question really, just a thanks for making me laugh while I was growing up and for making something that can keep the laughter going even years later. I still tell people I'm more afraid of public speaking than I am afraid of dying! (It's true, I really WOULD rather be in the coffin than delivering the eulogy!)
SmashBusters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine you're creating a comedy show for an audience comprised entirely of slightly different Jerry Seinfelds. What's the premise?
ItMightGetBeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I just discovered CCC the week before last and saw that you had dinner with Rob Reiner and Mel Brooks. Have you done dinner with them since? Does Mr. Brooks yuck it up a little for the cameras, out is he always so full of life and energy? Can I have dinner with you three some time? We can do it at my house, my wife is a pretty good cook (for the most part).
nemes1s3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this question has been asked to death already, but what are the chances of bringing Seinfeld back? I only ask because I hate what is currently on TV right now.
redonculous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Can you get a Ferrari 250 GTO on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee one episode please, it's my most favourite car of all time!
Who is the comedian you'd most like to have on your show that you've not managed to get yet?
lampwith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like working with Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm for the reunion episodes? Any funny stories about Larry David?
mymorningjacket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your shoe size? Also, do you like the color sea foam green?
emaN_resU_drawkcaB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are the cars that are featured in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee from your own personal collections or are they loaners?
I know your a collector of Porsche and I wanted to know what you thoughts of the 918 Spyder are. Currently own one already?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which are some of the present day sitcoms that you watch and really like?
sirtelrunya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved your reaction to Marty Funkhouser's joke on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Is it true that you weren't meant to laugh?
Do please tell us your favourite dirty joke so I can steal it and tell my friends.
Nallycz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I remember hearing you were quite a Porsche fan. Which is your favorite year/model?
DAR5492 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one of your favorite "bits" that a fellow comedian has done? Are there any up-and-coming comedians you would suggest we check out?
Eskar_210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am only 20 years old and I was wondering, What is the best advice you ever received in terms of being a comedian? What was some advice you received you felt truly worked and helped you as one of the greatest comedians of the 20th century?
Jackiemcdonald09 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I won a contest on a cruise. Seinfeld trivia. Obsessed yes. :-)
Paint_me_pink ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could live in any country outside of the U.S., which one would you live in? Thank you for all your creative comedic work!
FuriousStyles1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your sports hero as a kid? What about now?
akaJimothy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you and Ricky Gervais been planning to collaborate on any material in the near future? You two are great together and among my favorite comedians; your CICGC episode was awesome.
FlyersKJM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can't think of any questions - it's just awesome to know that you might read this. I'm a huge fan, thanks for the many years of laughs (and more to come)
Ha_HaBUSINESS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the Seinfeld reunion in curb you enthusiasm you're way of doing a reunion show?
jebus01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Jake Weisman? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOwNQqSkano
jasmollica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeldโฆ This isn't CiCGC related, but since you're a huge Mets fan (like me), I really enjoyed your time in the booth last season with Gary, Keith, and Ron. Two questions: 1) Will you be doing this again in 2014, and 2) Did you like the Granderson signing? Let's Go Mets! Jason Mollica
claytheboss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you do a lot of cooking with your wife? Or do you get to try out her new recipes?
canIbecoolnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That sitdown chat on hbo late night was amazing with chris rock, louis ck, and the english guy. Anyways how do I "go with the flow" a little better, jerry seinfeild is so smooth.
scandinaviafalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite reference to Superman made in the show, that viewers probably didn't catch?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the youngest fan of Seinfeld that you've ever encountered? I was 4 when the series finale aired but most of my friends know all of the characters/episodes and can quote it pretty impressively.
itsdavidthegreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you might release a new stand-up video? "I'm telling you for the last time" is one of my favorite stand-up comedy videos, and I'd love to have one with your newer material.
gabbs7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I am a big fan, and I just have one question, what advice would you give to someone who is attempting to become a stand-up comedian?
mookiebomber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all; Hello Jerry from Mexico. My question is; I remember you never wanting to get married or have kids whenever you were on the late shows or interviews, but then all of that changed and I think for good. What made you want to get married and essentially "betray" your single lifestyle that ultimately made you so successful?
whistletipss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any questions, Mr. Seinfeld. I just feel like I'm in the presence of greatness by being here in time for your AMA. I grew up watching Seinfeld and still watch it and laugh my ass off every time. Also, you have impeccable taste in cars.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. I'm a pretty big fan of yours. I always wondered how you and other celebs felt about shows like family guy and other comedians poking fun of you and/or your comedy? Is it offensive, flattering, you don't care because you have way more money than them? lol.
ReadMyMemoirs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could describe what Farfel the dog looked like, what would it be?
SeanMcColl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Also a big fan, loved watching Seinfeld and thinking about new possibilities for the show or how you might mock a funny situation.
My question is: What show nowadays do you find the funniest? or have the most potential?
Thanks for doing this! I always manage to see the IAMA's 12 hours after they're done...
ThePussyHammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have your hair?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider directing a political comedy show?
For example: "It is always funny in Washington DC."
It may help easing growing general population vs. government tensions.
Ribso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it difficult to go back and forth between straight acting and stand-up?
BIack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's Wale's album coming along?
Atheist_Redditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any tips on how to maintain great dental health? (Because you have such great teeth)
EDIT: You're awesome, by the way.
tacothecat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that you are a huge Superman fan, so I just mocked up my version of you as the Man of Steel
What is your favorite Superman story?
sharminaziz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just here to say I can't imagine life without Seinfeld. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Endless thank you's.
geyejoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Long time fan! Speaking of Amazon, what is the worst thing you've ever bought online?
Iroquois-Pliskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Jerry for doing an AMA, knowing how big a Superman fan you are I was wondering what you thought of Man of Steel from this past summer?
HalBriston ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No you won't. I'm not asking a question. What'cha think about that, Mr. Funnyman?
Wait...damn.
tuckie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, first things first Seinfeld I an amazing show. My question is in regards to the Larry King interview way back when in which you didn't really feel like talking. We're you just in a bad mood or had he offended you in some way?
SparkyBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what were you thankful for in 2013? Can you say hello to my GF Christine for me...huge fan.
havoksmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you call me and say, "Nothings Finer than being in your Diner?" Or better yet, send me an autographed headshot with that phrase? Please? I would love to put it in a frame, and up on my end table. I love the show, still watch it every night on TBS. Thanks for everything you have done!
caseyrain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never seen a single episode of Seinfeld. So, Jerry, which one should I watch first?
jeztwopointoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first one!
kdst1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi what is your biggest accomplishment ?
adamtvaccaro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry --
Awesome answers so far. Really enjoying this.
Hoping you can talk us through the filming process of CCC -- is anything done in multiple takes? Last week, the animation inclusion was pretty nifty...do you expect to incorporate more things like this? This is a broad question, I realize, but would love some insight. Thanks!
ChilliPowderMeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you read this?
jargoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still in touch with Michael Richards (other than the CCC episode)? Is he on his way back into comedy or acting (or is that even possible)? I always thought it was very cool of you to back him up on Letterman after the "incident".
ieatpuppys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with all the Seinfeld re-runs? Do you ever find yourself watching it?
rederick55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hellllllooooooooo
hoponpot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favorite New York City shortcut while driving?
jmagnus1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DO GIRLS KNOW ABOUT SHRINKAGE?!
becsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! You're pretty funny.
Roughly how many cars do you own? And are there any that hold a special spot with you for one reason or another? I heard somewhere you own the first Porsche 911 or something like that?
joegetto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you quote Seinfeld in your everyday life like most of the people I know do?
Or do you quote other tv shows on a regular basis?
SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld will always be my favorite show, but let's be honest, the Pilot episode is painful to watch... if I viewed that Pilot out-of-context it seems like any other forgettable cancelled-mid-season network sitcom.
How did you adjust the show and tweak the characters after that start to make make it in to long-running success it became? How did you learn to write for Elaine's character? What was your reason for dropping the red head diner lady character (good decision). Also, I love you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, Your comedy shaped a generation, you showed us just how hilariously ridiculous our everyday lives are.
Despite how much you enjoyed creating Seinfeld, I'm sure by the end of it you were exhausted. Thank you for giving the show your all and creating a masterpiece.
TheJetJaguar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what do you think of all these comedy podcasts?
Robinisthemother ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever pooped your pants? Be honest, Jerry.
slipknot6477 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Booby or Booty?
slipknot6477 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
+/u/dogetipbot 50 doge
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'll ask a serious question and hopefully you'll respond.
First off, my brother and I love your show. I can't exactly put it into passionate words, just know that we feel it's the best example of how to tell a story on TV.
My question: do you think Kramer can ever recover from his outburst at the Laugh Factory?
Leloneloup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! My husband and I are huge fans. Unfortunately, he is at work right now and I know he would be upset to miss this opportunity so id like to ask a question for him. Do you have any advice or tips for someone who is interested in creating and writing a tv show? What do you think makes an idea successful? Thank you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could only keep 3 Porsches in your Porsche collection, which three and why?
FuzzyWaffle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like being you? What do you do in a typical day?
mr_suavay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that there is a Superman reference on every episode of Seinfeld?
casualsauce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you and LD considered making a movie? Do you believe comedy movies these days are lack luster or just hyped up?
WolfX2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like doing the commercial with bill gates?
InSixFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The final episode of Seinfeld seems to be pretty divisive among fans. I personally thought it was great. I'll admit at first viewing I didn't like it but after thinking about it I realized how genius it was. What do you think about the final episode? Would you do something different now?
MenstruatingBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Seinfeld is probably my favorite show of all time. My question: Which on air girlfriend were you most attracted to?
WickedLiquid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there or is there a specific spot where you get your scenarios/ideas from?
billabong1982 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
First off big fan, also fellow big car guy. I live outside of Hershey, PA, actually just saw you at the Hershey theater a little over a year ago. My question is automobile related. What made you become such a fan of the automobile? I love watching comedians in cars getting coffee, its a great combination of your humor and the automotive world. I always find it very interesting the variety of cars you choose.
Thanks again for doing this AMA!
wambowill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've grown up on Seinfeld and the Simpsons! I've always wondered what ylur favorite Eppisode and also how good was the soup nazis soup? And last question how do you feel about superman and batman teaming up in the upcoming movie?
-ThatGuyHere ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for doing this. What was your most/least favorite moment during the show Seinfeld?
IronMaiden4892 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA Mr. Seinfeld. Was it the intention for Seinfeld to ne a show about "nothing", or did you and Larry David just realize at some point during the show's life that thats what it was?
M_hish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's your Super Bowl prediction?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to come to my wedding?
morguefile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell us about your life in NYC? Like most New Yorkers, have you ever considered leaving? Do you still catch comedy shows around town? In my hood we have a place called creek and the cave, seems like the type of place comedians good and bad try out new material.
jotsea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, first off let me say its an honor to even have the chance for you to hear about this question/comment, I'm a gigantic fan of Seinfeld, and you and Larry's sense of humor has really shaped me growing up (Thanks, now my mind clamors over the most minute awkward social situations, that others seem to not even notice.
My question: In other discussions, its been brought up as how many of the situations in Seinfeld may have been diffused by today's technology (i.e. mobile phones, internet, ease of communication, etc.) Do you think writing the show again in 'today's day and age' would be a lot more difficult? (I also love that the show captions a time in America prior to the technology explosion, so I can look back with future generations and use Seinfeld as a great reference for what life used to be like)
Thanks again for all you do and keep up the great work!!
joshu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car on the racetrack?
ndpugs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite show that you got to appear in as a guest star.
DrDroid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Hello.
hotmailuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If there's a god, why would he let john f Kennedy who was a catholic be assassinated? (Very hard for me to ask you this question)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What part of your house do you think of the best material/jokes?
dango0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For almost 20 years, I have wanted to hear the "Raquel Welch" joke. Please, please tell me.
"Those aren't buoys!"
"No, I said, 'hand me the buoys!'"
ScottyK9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't leave a bakery now without buying a black and white cookie.
BillyMumphreys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would be your dream guests on CCC?
film_guy01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know John Cleese has said he doesn't find many shows or movies these days very funny. Do you feel the same way? If not what movies or shows make you laugh?
bibowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You, Bill Cosby and Jim Gaffigan are probably my favourite comedians who NEVER seem to swear.
What are your thoughts about the use of vulgar language in stand up comedy, or comedy in general?
gugul408 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I still miss Seinfeld, watch the reruns whenever I get time, thank heaven for dvr
IntentToContribute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:21:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this AMA, this has been one of the best I've ever read. Thanks for taking the time out of your day.
You da man!
pjackman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge fan of your work. I was just wondering what your favorite moment filming the show was and if you could go back in time, would you have ended it on the same note?
BigBobbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the worst case of Executive Meddling you've experienced?
DickCheese69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco, who do you think would win??
Scourge_Of_Dorne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
oldzealand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Jerry, whenever people think Seinfeld stand up, they usually think of "what is the deal with ___?" As one of the greats of observational comedy, what are your thoughts?
trentreznor1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for the AMA! It's an honor to have a legend like you here.
And thank you for contributing a comedic masterpiece that set the bar for all sitcoms ever made!
Do you have any regrets in life, or something you wished you had done while you were still much younger?
davemotion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm thinking of getting into comedy for TV and/or film. How do you actually manage to get through the script filming without laughing?! Especially when you're working with a few great comedians? Thanks
maraudersmap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up?
CrrpgLover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have no idea who you are.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does your wife hide vegetables in your food too or just your kids?
Also who would do a better job as boat captain, you or Louis CK?
reltne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Johnny Carson - how well did you know him? can you tell us anything that we may not know about JC? thanks for all
JustinAv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Daniel1201 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do people still call you Steinfeld or Seinfield or something similar? I like to think of you using your last name as the show title as a way to say, "for once and for all, people..."
Sincerely, A person with a seemingly simple last name that gets mispronounced all the time.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello......Jerry
I realize that your kids are young right now, but do you think that any of them may follow in your footsteps and pursue comedy, or a career in entertainment like you?
chrisggg_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry -- thanks for the years of entertainment! In addition to loving Seinfeld and CCC, I also love your occasional calls to Steve Somers. How did that get started? And have you ever thought about doing something like a weekly sports radio show on the FAN? I think it'd be fantastic...
cooleric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I re-watch Seinfeld almost every day when I find it on cable. How often do you watch the show?
ibar98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
If I recall correctly, I believe you attended SUNY Oswego for a short while. Anything you care to say about your experience in snowy Oswego? What made you transfer away?
someonenow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You may have been asked this before but I am curious, what is the best restaurant you have ever been to in NYC and what did you get there that was so good?
mlivebc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
One of my favorite characters from the show is "Crazy Joe Davola". How did you guys come up with the idea for him?
Luitpold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had enough rubberbands and tictacs, could you replay the seinfeld theme from memory?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA Jerry I'm a massive fan of CCC and your stand-up (Seinfeld was before my generation but I've been getting into it over the past month).
Which comedians that may not be great right now do you think will be HUGE 2-5 years from now? (Essentially which up-and-coming comedians do you really like?)
Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld reunion episode!
lozzaBizzle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan (I've made a fort out of the complete Seinfeld series box set, yeah, that huge).
Not going to ask about comedy or acting, because I'm a massive petrolhead so would be betraying what I'm really interested in. Just wondering if I could come look around your garage sometime before I die? It's on my bucket list. Oh also a ride in your 959. Also are there any Porsche models you've yet to acquire/have your eye on? Do you have a Singer conversion?
SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I START TALKING ABOUT CARS. Just an answer to one of those would make my entire year. Despite it being early January. Thanks buddy.
Saywh4t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I'm doing my first open mic on the 18th. Any advice for a newbie?
theoblivionkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you really answer my question?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you have a naturally funny face?
ddcus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do believe you are a genius and therefore I am extremely curious on what is your view on LOVE.? Sitcom Jerry seemed to have always been very (hilariously) cynical about it.
UbergoochAndTaint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a car that's your Moby Dick? One that you must have but always eludes you?
garhent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever tried to do an all Jewish comedian show, or hell an all old Jewish comedian show, basically guys who are National Treasures. I'd kill to see you as a MC and introduce guys like Mel Brooks or Jackie Mason for instance. I mean if Monty Python can get together and do a show, why can't Larry David pop up again.
LiftedTide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, Kramer is such a energetic and upbeat character, I was wondering what it was like for you working with Michael Richards on set and if he was able to maintain that kind of energy off camera or was he much more laid back? Thanks for your time.
kingsbury72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite of the younger comedians? What do you think of shows like workaholics, South Park, and other comedy shows nowadays?
cubeenigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi there! How excited are you about the new Acura NSX?
niceguyjohn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
heeelloooooooooooo ... !! La, La, La....
IReplyWithSeinfeld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Important question: In the car dealership episode Elaine and Puddy are breaking up in the copy room (very grease monkey). When they return you are seen seemingly about to lick Puddy's pen. Was this a call back to your stand up routine about licking tongue depressors should the doctor make you wait too long?
Oh and you are the man.
awesomobeardo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:22:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you be up for a Roast on Comedy Central?
eatyourmakeup1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was born in 1990, and grew up with my parents always watching Seinfeld. I never understood it when I was younger, but a couple years ago, I gave it another try. I understand the humor now, and it's absolutely hysterical! Seinfeld is now something I end up joking about with my parents generation. Do you think some people from my generation are not as turned onto it, because it was 'something their parents watched'?
BearBong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Tell us about the Acura stuff โ I freaking love it! Did Mullen (the ad agency) come up with the concept, or did you pitch it to them?
How do you feel, in general, about brands promoting content like this and tying themselves to it, versus more traditional advertising?
PS - Your standup bit on airplane seatbelts goes through my head everytime I board a flight. Thanks for invading my brain, Jerry!
FALCO_PUNCH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan. Seinfeld is probably my favorite show of all time. My question is: Do you have a personal favorite episode? If so, which one and why?
aaronpabon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Two questions. Are you still touring, or considering returning to TV? As a car guy; are you a fan of Top Gear?
grraacce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you an observant Jew? What are your thoughts on Israel?
wgking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw "Talking Funny" on Youtube and was wondering who among the other comedians you admire most, and who you try to emulate the most/least? (Can be the same or different)
NegroFromSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry you rarely seem genuinely nice during interviews and stuff, you give off a kind of grumpy old man vibe. Is this a result of your fame, or has that always been your style?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Can I borrow your mattress?
dendlefon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved your interview on Howard Stern. Any interesting stories from doing the Howard Stern Show? What was your favorite part?
Ninjafett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have seen you're stand up a couple of times and you are both a genius and a personal hero of mine. Do you have any advice to someone trying to find the courage to pursue a creative career, be it comedy writing or standup? It's just a very intimidating to take the step from hobby.
Mitch_Deadberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
First off: Just had my first black and white cookie yesterday. I made sure to eat equal parts black and white with each bite.
I absolutely loved the Talking Funny special with Louis CK, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais. Any chance you'll do another special like that?
Thanks!
Godfodder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really, really loved the Talking Funny discussion you did with Chris Rock, Louis CK, and Ricky Gervais. It was really great to watch you guys talk like you were in one of your own living rooms.
Any chance we could get some more of those?
prabudda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the reason behind the lady you were dating from episode "The Seven" wearing that dress everyday?
alost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your top 5 favorite cereals and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi there Jerry, long time fan, still watch Seinfeld regularly. It's apparent that you're a Superman fan, and would like to get your opinions on Man of Steel?
Also, how long did the cereal boxes stay in the cabinet in the kitchen? Or were they changed out from time to time?
joejoe347 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you're doing stand up, does recording a CD or a TV special affect how you perform? Are you less relaxed and more worried about making a mistake?
Also who are some of your favorite comedians or people you took inspiration from?
godstriker8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do kids who are clearly too young to have seen the show in the 90s recognize and approach you these days?
d00d1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Already posted once, but I wanted to say this is one of the best AMAs I've ever seen. I love how you keep commenting randomly about things you see on reddit.
CalistaF ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
after watching Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee what car would you like to drive the most?
MoneyCantBuyMeLove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Kia Ora from New Zealand!
If you were to host your own court-room reality show (ร la Judge Jerry) what would be your tag line?
GodOfTheGoons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it like working with Wale, and when is The Album About Nothing coming out?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
I was trying to 'add' to the seinfeldtoday tweets with tweets of my own. Could you please tell me how good/bad they are?
http://imgur.com/d9gIehl In response to "@SeinfeldToday: George gets an OkCupid message from an ex who dumped & doesn't remember him. George goes on the date so HE can dump HER. She dumps him again"
http://imgur.com/22RbvXk In response to "@SeinfeldToday: Kramer helps couples navigate their way out of Ikea for money. It goes well until a group of roving intimidating Swedes start following him."
It would mean the world.
Erve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, did you ever get the 959 registered?
ferson2020 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan, huge! Do you have any good stories about any bad times you've had on stage? I was watching Jim Carrey and Chris Rock talk about some bad moments they had early in their careers, and it really makes you appreciate how much a young comedian has to go through.
tootsie_rolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr Sienfeld. Big Fan. Just wanted to say hi and oh do you have some time later to stop at my house for dinner?
Franneboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you "do" any of the women who played your girlfriends on Seinfeld?
k-gun12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the outcome of the "speeding incident" with Chris Rock from last season's CCC?
Jazzconch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, how do I be smooth with ladies?
riceofearth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you still give me an answer if I don't ask a question?
hyperai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Smartest person you ever worked with?
sacredcows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you always thinking about what's funny and what isn't (say, like when you're typing these answers) or do you think it comes naturally to you?
in4real ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hear that you are doing a show in Peterborough, Ontario (my home town).
Why?
jedinkel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Big Gulps? I mean could we possibly need this much Mountain Dew?
snatchhamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
I've heard that Michael Richards acted completely different when the cameras were rolling compared to rehearsal, is this true?
Johnzilla1995 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So What really is the DEAL with Airline Food?
dontibbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thank you so much for doing this AMA! I said in a previous post that I didn't have a question but I've thought of a few reading through your responses.
I once heard you point out that you and Larry David wrote each episode of Seinfeld on notebooks with blue Bic pens. I thought this was inspiring, that you would stick to a routine so seemingly simple but it produced such extraordinary results.
What other routines did you have regarding the writing and filming of the show? Were any of the actors particularly committed to a routine or were things as relaxed as they seem on set? In relation to the scene-writing, did you and Larry demand a close adherence to the way it was written, or was there a good amount of improvisation? If there was, what were some of your favorite improvised lines and scenes? Thanks again for doing this!
deeznuts69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I once saw you leaving a Mets game at Shea and a few people recognized you. A man told his young son to go over and give you a hug. It was extremely awkward as the son didn't know who you were and the father was just trying to have contact with a celebrity. You uncomfortably accepted the hug, were polite and headed to your car. It was a very strange situation. Is this something that you often have to deal with as a celebrity? People who want to have contact with you just for the fact you are famous but without any other purpose?
BTW loved the Muira driven on the Chris Rock episode, and the animation on the Louis CK episode is hysterical!
sadfacebbq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you have a favorite "Seinfeld" episode concept or script that for whatever reason never got made?
topwaterpar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love CCC ... cant wait for this season .... no question. You may go on with your life.
julzzrocks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for doing this. What do you think Seinfeld would be like if it was still on TV today?
What social nuances would the new technology allow Seinfeld to explore? Or would the new social, technological, and cultural landscape not work with something like Seinfeld? I feel like Seinfeld foreshadowed a lot of cultural shallowness, apathy, and obsession with the mundane that is just kind of ingrained now, so maybe it wouldn't work as well.
HalFitzmiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks so much for doing this.
In the Curb Your Enthusiasm "reunion," you make a passing remark about screwing up the Seinfeld finale. Looking back, what would you have done differently to wrap up the series?
platypus95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks to Seinfeld, I make it a custom to try and spread the Festivus cheer to my friends and family, and I also have my very own Festivus pole in my dorm room at college. My question is, do you or anyone you know actually celebrate Festivus?
shane0mack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you are the funniest man in the world.
tropicalaplle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:23:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, huge fan here of yourself and my all-time favorite show Seinfeld, I just wanted to ask do you have any regrets in regards to Seinfeld?
Thanks for taking the time to do this AMA, you're a real stand up guy! (My attempt at being funny)
Xoxman1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the event of your death, have you considered leaving a pencil with bite marks in each of your cars for their future owners to inevitably discover?
xPJHx07 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan. My question is, which of the characters is least like there real selves. Also what was your favorite episode? Thanks, and happy belated festivus.
dr_poop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What do you think is the greatest Porsche ever made?
CarMaker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone wants to talk tv. But not me. Of all cars you have had and parted with - which do you miss the most and why? Also what car that you have never owned do you wish you could have?
Ergheis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Louis CK tell you to do an AMA?
chevyzaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the meaning of life?
YouStayClassyReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently learned that the soup nazi was based off the owner of Soup Man in NYC. Have you personally been there and how did this bit come to be?
BioDerm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I just wanted to ask about your philosophy with transcendental meditation and if you are still involved with the David Lynch Foundation?
I'll give you an easier question. If you could have a sandwich or a pizza what would you want in/on them?
PhantasticMD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question. Just thank you for creating a show that I continue to watch and laugh with on a daily basis, despite seeing some episodes countless times.
BobSacamano1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was recently talking with my brother and we were curious about how you came up with episodes for Seinfeld. Did you come up with a big story first and fill in the gaps or did you come up with funny scenarios and piece them together to drive the big story?
Get_Lurked ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA. My question is this:
How close were the four main characters of Seinfeld to what you and Larry had imagined them to be? i.e. How much did Michael Richards determine what Kramer would be like?
Which of the four used the most improv in their scenes?
thiney49 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry.
What's the deal with airline food?
robbo725 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hello Jerry- I have followed your career from the outset on The Tonight Show through every episode of Seinfeld (which I have seen at least 20 times each) May I just say "Bravo"... In regards to filming the show I wonder if you might consider one last hurrah with a movie (or at least a release on u tube of all of the outtakes...)
alwaysredeyed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My question - can I live with you for a week? I'll clean up after myself, I promise!
skunkbuddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's your favorite food?
Wild_Cabbage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like hummus?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no question...just wanted to say that
"I tell you what I like about Chinese people" is my go to quote for awkward silences. Whenever someone recognizes the quote we both have a good long laugh while everyone stares at us
So...thank you good sir
Soccer0505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, the episode where George has the toupe and Elaine throws it out the window, you can hear Jason laughing hilariously. Was it scripted?
cowboyitaliano ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porsche car you have is your favorite and why?
Paterack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you believe in dinosaurs?
rob9556 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How'd it feel to voice Barry Benson in Bee Movie?
xredditnoobx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight one Soup Nazi-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized Soup Nazis?
FloydMarley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the worst set you've ever done, in terms of the audience turning on you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I caught the episode on re-gifting the other day. Who gives a label maker as a gift for goodness sake?
BeachCop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss...hook me up.
penciljockey123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who has been your favorite guest on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
Futarr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Out of everything you have accomplished during your career, what are you most proud of?
alendotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have never seen any of the Seinfeld show. I've obviously heard about it. But I saw comedians in cars and I like the relaxed feel of the show. I wanna buy you coffee when you come to chicag, can this be on the special dvd release? "Bonus footage: comedian in car getting coffee with regular guy"
Elmambi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anything in the final episode of 'Seinfeld' that you would change in hindsight?
nwh1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry thanks for the AMA, Seinfeld is by far my favorite tv show, so this is a real treat. I've read about your amazing car collection, which is your favorite?
AnOutletSir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:24:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
CheezitMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off just wanted to say that I love Seinfeld. What tips would you give to an aspiring comedian, either standup or writing a sitcom? I also live in NYC, if that helps
elspaniard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite area of the world to film in or around?
comedyfan77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I am sure you heard a lot of grief over the Seinfeld finale but one thing always made it great to me and it was the button joke. telling the same joke again was a great way to close the series. I had heard a rumor that you said you would end the show when there was nothing left to say, is that true? Was that the plan all along?
GeniusLost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite car in your collection? Why?
dmcup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry where in your life have you noticed the benefits of doing TM?
AuRevoirShoshannah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan and thanks for doing this.
What's the one car you've never owned but desperately want?
future_leslie_knope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How different were you from your character on Seinfeld (if at all), and how different are you now that you have a family?
ElArcho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the meaning of life?
spencerholst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you're not getting any fun doing this, are you?
niceguybirdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite joke? (Doesn't have to be written by you necessarily)
GenericLuchador ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you rarely appear in sitcoms or movies? I figure one of the biggest names in comedy would have a lot more cameos or guest spots.
ob5olete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your relationship with Colin Quinn?
dr_ting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which comedian/actor out there does the best impression of you?
SilkyMango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel knowing your show has outlasted so many others?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been reading all your responses in your voice. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Greenguy1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any episode of Seinfeld that you aren't happy with? Also love you and love the show!
draw4kicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for taking the time to do this AMA. My question is a simple one, what's your favourite album and why?
d_downey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still friends with the cast of Seinfeld? What was Michael Richards like off set?
gvegas1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the pretzels really make you thirsty?
gdmfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the CCC with Michael Richards he expresses gratitude to you for your continued friendship and support during dark times. It's a beautiful moment. I'm wondering what a guy like you, who's pretty much on top of the game and can have almost anything you want, what are you grateful for?
Subquestion: what was the darkest time in your career?
ps, I loved Comedian!
atomsej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you do one final Seinfeld Reunion show?
chuck_T ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Quick question from someone who is just enamored with british humor these days because of it's wit and intelligence I always felt that Seinfeld was one of the few American shows that was able to use wit to its advantage. Any chance you would ever be willing to have coffee with the likes of Stephen Fry?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:25:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Arizona Iced Tea flavor?
ChinookNL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Reddit?
shontgomery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr Seinfeld
Thanks for all the laughs, shoe question. You wore a lot of fresh new white nike sneakers throughout the series, did you have a favourite pair? and were you involved in choosing these shoes?
cheers.
Incognetus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite car that was on CCC? What about the favorite car you own? What about the favorite car you don't own?
Xsess ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, and thanks for countless hours of entertainment! My question is; If you were to be totally objective, which Seinfeld character would be your favourite?
PayisInc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it harder to be a comedian now than it was when you first started? Does your prowess precede your earnings these days as it did before? Also, I was wondering if it was hard to work with Michael Richards? Listening to the commentary, it seems that it would be hard to be "serious" on the set of a comedy as Richards was "serious about comedy."
sweetnombre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry. Classic TV series. By far the best of all time, probably never to be matched.
So the question: What is something that your fans might not know about you that you would like them to know? A secret talent or strong belief perhaps. Thanks, and keep being awesome!
Ur_moms_a_hookr69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan! Have you ever considered doing a Seinfeld Reunion?
Andreslargo1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mentioned you like listening to music to relax. what kind of music do you listen too? seinfeld rocks.
johnpj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, one final question. if you can steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it be?
dpblair1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good afternoon Mr. Seinfeld. I'm only hear to ask the hard hitting questions. What are your top three pizza toppings and bottom three?
YourHeroKevin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can you get through a day without someone quoting Seinfeld to you? and a follow up, does anyone ever quote Seinfeld CORRECTLY to you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) Was Lawrence Tierney as fearsome as his reputation would suggest?
2) Is Larry David as neurotic in real life as he appears to be on his show (and when you were working with him on "Seinfeld")?
dontcalmdown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a successful person in the industry, what are some of the basic routines that you have for a typical day? E.g. When do you usually wake up? How do you start your day? What tasks do you work on in the morning, afternoon, and/or evening, and how long do you spend on each? It's okay to be very general- I just want to get an idea of what a typical day might look like for Jerry Seinfeld. Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there one particular episode of Seinfeld that you really feel didn't come out the way you envisioned it? What do you think went wrong and what would you change in hindsight?
I_THROW_AWAY_MONEY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you drink? By not including a handful of drinking scenes in the entire series, were you trying to send a message that you don't need alcohol to have fun/ be funny?
greasythug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
G'Day from Australia Jerry. As with everything you do this AMA has been very entertaining. Thanks for doing it.
I have a question for you - What are your thoughts regarding modern approaches to cannabis regulation as seen to some degree in the United States? Colorade and Washington being the standout examples...I read NY has stepped up as a Medical Marijuana friendly state now too :)
TheLAWLBOT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Did you and Larry every wholly disagree on a subject? To the point where progress stopped for a bit?
olivedoesntrhyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is awesome. i wanted to ask if you ever thought about uploading uncut or just longer versions of Comedians in Cars as an extra? the show is "about nothing" or rather your throughout processes it would be most excellent to get to see the whole conversation unfold and not just a highlight reel. it's the internet, you know there's an audience for it! and great show btw!
GAMEchief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel like your TV show was your glory days and that you'll never re-reach that pinnacle of your career? And if so, what's that feel like?
scur2d2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, this was one of the best AMA's Ive read, very detailed answers and very entertaining.
Thank you for everything. Love the CCC show, watched the Louis CK one and ended up watching it all night. Loved you on Howard Stern too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite new comedian?
mynameispablo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is fourteen multiplied by eight?
marishtar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really do all of your writing for SEINFELD with a giant pen?
cactuschef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
Oil-can ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, best show ever. Second I just met Peterman in Seattle and that was hilarious. However I was wondering if you could recommend the best pizza in New York!? I'll be there in February and nothing sounds better than eating Jerry's favorite pizza in the city, with my mets hat on.
TheRiggles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Simon Bennett Robbins Oppenheim Taft, Simon Bennett Robbins Oppenheim Taft
saaam121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite pizza?
ReMiCkS_25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats at the top of your bucket list right now?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan, wanted to thank you for all the hard work you put into Seinfeld over the years to create a show generations to come can appreciate.
What is the most difficult part of coming up with ideas for episodes of Seinfeld? Specifically, how did you create such awesome, funny episodes without attacking any stereotypes?
piclemaniscool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you tried to get a date, what was the first thing about yourself that you presented as an icebreaker?
kingslippy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, longtime fan of your standup. 2 questions about your act.
In the beginning you just came right out of the gate with a very unique delivery. Did you consciously create a persona from a few of your idols or did you just break through that wall of "being yourself onstage" very quickly?
Do you still write all of your jokes by hand? You said once that you wrote everything on legal pads and I was wondering if that was still true or have you switched to computers? If you still write everything by hand, why?
OceanCarlisle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advice would you give someone (me) who is embarking on an experiment to stop speaking for a year?
BillyMumphreys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any thoughts on the episode "The Puerto Rican Day"? I've seen the episode maybe once ever in repeats and I think its a great episode, but I wonder why its been almost buried?
roadgame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite TV shows right now?
kybandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
Any chance we'll see Seinfeld available for streaming online on a site like Netflix or Amazon?
Thanks!
lulz4life ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:59:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HE WILL NEVER LET SEINFELD BE AVALIBLE 444 STREAMMINNGN!!$!!! sEx PANthER IDiott!!!
kybandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Confused am I.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry. I just wanted to say that I was born in 95, and my dad 62. We have watched every Seinfeld episode together multiple times, and still make jokes from the show.
I guess my question is do you ever plan on doing another Seinfeld reunion??
BerlinSpecimen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld the show was not only brilliantly funny, but it helped me become who I am today.
I would watch the show with my father as a little kid (sometimes he would abruptly change the channel and say, "this is a bad one," which meant there were adult themes I wasn't old enough for yet). Your show became how I learned what comedy was. I learned about being a comedic "straight man," the art of a "reveal", effective use of repetition, and about how powerful a device a simple door can be.
The biggest thing I learned is that humor is an inherent thing, not a thing that becomes humorous only when someone else finds it so. In The Pez Dispenser episode, the final scene, Jerry makes a sarcastic remark to George, but George doesn't notice. The audience laughs, but if you imagine there was no audience, and it was just those two, then nobody would have laughed. But it still would have been funny, and Jerry knows it. That realization became a part of who I am today, and how I see comedy and humor in general.
I hope you read this. I've always wanted to meet you, shake your hand, and just tell you thanks for doing what you do so well and for sharing it with the world for kids like me to enjoy and grow up with. Thanks for stopping by Reddit. I'll make sure your subreddit knows you're here.
thewongguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
great series, ccc... I would like to see someone like snoop in your car...or maybe you in his?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite Seinfeld episode to shoot, or rewatch after filming? Thanks so much for doing this, great reading content!
Serenade_marinate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still friends with Michael Richards? Also, what do you think of Louis C.K.'s use of profanity in his comedy?
Blushin_Russian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel getting back in the seat with Larry David for Curb Your Enthusiasm after not being around him for such a long time?
DorrinV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite fictional novel? Favorite literary character?
gentry54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved you on 30 Rock! Would love to see Seinfeld Vision become a real thing! What was it like working with Alec Baldwin? You seemed to have great chemistry!
PS Hope you're enjoying your time in Grenarnia!
LexLuvsit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?!
sebastianzar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i love you Jerry. can we have a coffee in NYC today? doesn't have to be coffee.
savmac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for the AMA! I paused my dvr and went frame by frame to see that the actor playing Kramer in the "Pilot" episodes actually did steal the box of raisins. Can you confirm or deny?
ohdysseus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever look back on some of the jokes made popular by your namesake television show and wonder, 'What in the HELL were we thinking?'
I'll be honest- I never was a fan of the show. But your stand up is some of the best I've ever heard, up there with Cosby, Chris Rock, Kinnison and Leary.
"What's the deal with airline food?"
spencerholst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you feel obliged to do this AMA to promote your new show? or maybe your publicist advised you to do so.
anyway, seinfeld was huge. thx.
Murphy_York ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Who sharted?
Tenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld! I'm just wondering what's you're favorite episode of the series?
cloud9squared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! Born and raised in queens, was wondering what your all time fav pizza spot in ny?
smw2102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm a huge fan! What is your favorite comedy show of all time, which you were not associated with? Also, what is your current favorite comedy show that you are not associated with?
Mischiefx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this rendition of your theme song.
Lotronex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could rewrite any Seinfeld episode and give all the characters working cellphones, which one would it be, and how would it end?
reactabean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ONLY eat muffin tops
manewto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What TV show other than the ones you worked with always make you laugh? And what comedians today do you like the best?
ephdot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Go with your gut", from Curb Your Enthusiasm just kills me. Maybe best one-liner of all time. Was that an ad-lib by any chance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your least favorite part of making the Seinfeld show?
jamesdefourmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I was wondering how long you plan on continuing to do stand-up. I watched your show all growing up and listened to your stand-up, and it's always been a dream of mine to get to see you on stage! So, you're not retiring anytime soon are you?
Also, how often do you do stand-up overseas? I'm moving to Japan for a few years and I was wondering if you ever do any shows in Tokyo that I might be able see. If you have done stand-up overseas, what would you say was your most memorable show/experience?
I don't know if you'll get to my question since I'm coming in on the tail-end of this AMA, but I want to thank you for how influential your comedy has been on my sense of humor!
Every-damn-day ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan of your work, and of Porsches! Was it difficult to get your hands on a 959? It's my favorite Porsche of all time.
Kolido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, great fan. I was just wondering if you are still "Master of your domain"?
EDIT: I just watched the Louis CK CCC episode, and it was great. I also loved the car choice.
Johann_Liebert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Did you ever imagine you would be so successful?
wikewabbits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mister Seinfeldโyou're just tops! I was wondering: what's your favorite comedy film?
NudieMacca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just a heartfelt thanks for all the laughs :-)
cypher1169 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true comedians are some of the most depressed people?
moofree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite kind of liquorice. Do you prefer red vines or twizzlers??
tery574 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY. What's your favorite book?
HavVokz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you actually read Tropic of Capercorn?
11oscar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Littlejeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you gotten that 917 on the track? I know you would have to be insane to really let loose, but just to run through gears and let it sing a little?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats up with airline food nowadays?
bhath01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's closer to their TV character counterpart, Larry or Jerry?
bleakwood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Huge fan of all your work. Especially how you don't choose to use any foul language in your material and keep it clean. My question is have you ever been tempted to throw a "fuck" or "shit" in your material and did it work?
canIbecoolnow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In seinfeild, I've noticed the cars parked out front of the apartments. Some are very specific cars that were popular in the same time period mostly 80's and 90's. As a huge car buff it always stoodbout to me . Whos responsible for that?
Microfuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, when you go to a party which guy are you?
SwingingSalmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I would just like to thank you. I just got my wisdom teeth out today, I still have the gauze in my mouth, and he won't stop referencing the episode of Seinfeld when Kramer goes to the dentist and it messes up the way he talks. It's never-ending.
To give him credit though, I sound pretty much exactly like him.
jhuff7huh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:27:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, We all love the work you and Larry David have done (and are well aware of you syndication royalties). Is there any chance of you two teaming up again. I personally would much prefer that than the Bee movie. Sorry, its not often I get to agitate a living legend. Back to the taboo topic of money, how long do you have syndication royalties for? Much love from your Smoopies
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! You're my favorite comedian of all time! Two questions: When you were writing Seinfeld, were you trying not to write about topics that were "pop culture-y"? I find shows that rely on pop references never age well, but your show is just timeless. Also, have you ever had an unpleasant encounter with a fan?
I_Am_Not_Satan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA I just wanted to say that Seinfeld has a special place in my heart. My dad and I would always watch it together whenever I was at his house, all the way up until he passed away some years ago. I still look back on those nights fondly. I wanted to ask: what are some of your favorite memories with your dad?
baxtermulligan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does your diet consist of?
mossybeard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Toilet paper roll: under or over?
Swordphone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
[Serious] Would you consider running for the Presidency? Someone who is just focused on doing the right thing?
Colbert VP??
carpy22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite slice in Queens?
siktha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did the hen cross the road?
CptCmbtBts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is really up with airplane peanuts?
Dolphin_bastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, what was the deal with airline food?
pibroch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ok. so i love seinfield. almost tooooo much. im from new jersey and everything in the show just makes sense.
my friends from florida hate the show. how do i convince them? how do i explain to them that life in florida isnt real life and seinfield lays everything out in its true form.
SwearWords ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chimichangas or enchiladas?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just thinking a couple of days ago how good it would be to have a Jerry Seinfeld AMA.
I like your television show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have there been any plans to bring Seinfeld back in the post zombie apcollapse world (as another redditor once suggested)
Prisonersoflove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you and Elaine ever have a "thing"?
bogoaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings from Finland! My girlfriend would like to know what lady part rhymes with Dolores?
DrRaulDuke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you intend to have the Michael Richards episode in season one to be as sad as it turned out? Was is the intention to make him the tragic clown he is (or became after his run in with the PC police)?
hedleyazg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is a scene that took a bunch of takes due to people laughing during recording?
bradhotdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone knows you're a huge Superman fan. What did you think of Man of Steel?
Also, what do you think of the youtube series "How It Should Have Ended" ripping off your Superman in a coffee shop bit from the credit card commercials? (Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B96ctffVp8 )
JamesD97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, which one do you like more, acting or doing stand-up?
shr631 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I know you're into meditation. How did you get into spirituality? I do it, but it seems a bit strange for the comedian culture (in a good way). What do you think about self-help books etc? Thanks!
Hugsandloveforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for doing this, I'm a huge fan and this is really cool. Three things:
1) What is something you wish more people knew about you? You know, who is Jerry Seinfeld? Your values, your comedy etc, what kind of person do you want to be remembered as?
2) As someone studying to write for television and an interest in stand up comedy, do you have any timely advice? It's always been my dream to have a Seinfeld-esque show where I write and star in something. So I guess my current path is hitting up open-mics and trying to build a name for myself as a comedian while writing specs and shooting my own sketch comedy. As someone who's been in the business for a long time, does that seem like the right general life path?
3) What's your take on the pretty new streaming services like Netflix and its influence on television? Do you have any interest in producing your own series online?
And a bonus question, if I ever see you in person can I tell you that I love you or does that get annoying?
missthinks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, do you plan on working with Larry on any more Curb your Enthusiasm? I love the show, and think it's a great extension of good ol' Seinfeld.
Thanks!
kystout ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whose funnier you or Larry David?
Augsburger_and_fries ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The episode of CIGC that you did with Michael Richards was very touching. It's great that you stuck by your friend when he was arguably at his lowest, it clearly meant a lot to him. Do you maintain close relationships like that with many of the people you have worked with in the past?
justbootstrap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're on a dessert island, what single utensil will you need in order to enjoy it the most?
phoodawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What is your fondest memory of growing up in Massapequa? I'm guessing it was being so close to the ocean or maybe All American?
anarchyrabbit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I've heard that you volunteerd on a kibbutz in your younger years. I volunteered at Geva, just south of Nazareth, in 2011.
Which kibbutz did you volunteer on?
What made you decide to do it?
What was your favorite experience about volunteering?
themacbeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just chiming in to say I love your work!
fountainofpaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, HUGE fan. My question is, have you turned down any endorsement deals, if so for what products.
cyndiloowhen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! wondering from Ottawa Canada which cereals are above your refrigerator these days? so many new ones to choose from since the show ended!
Hogies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your shows Jerry! What's your favorite color? That is all.
moraluck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the show, Seinfeld, partly because the characters are really, really, bad people--and yet, we're seduced into liking them. So the last episode really made sense to me, and I thought it was hilarious.
My questions are: (1) Do you see the characters and the show in this way? (2) If so, how did you get us to love these bad characters? (3) Does it bother you that most fans don't seem to get it that these characters are bad, selfish, petty people?
greasythug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you take some kind of "selfie" to commemorate this AMA before signing off? Preferably with a 'corny' caption to accompany it "Nothing's finer than being in your diner"-esque
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:28:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is my bible and you are its messenger.
You've said Seinfeld started out as an orphan or black sheep show. At which point did that take a turn and you realized how successful it had become?
schoetrm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember going on a date with an Italian girl, named Lynette, who worked at ABC in the 90s? If yes, she married Adam Carolla, which is a huge car collector. You should do a CCC with him.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I absolutely loved the show, so I have a question.
Did you ever have a favorite girlfriend from Seinfeld? There were so many...
stevefrombc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Big fan of the show, your stand-up, and CICGC. How was your interview CICGC with Howard Stern? And you are going to perform at his upcoming birthday show?
campermortey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You said on the Howard Stern show years ago that you got offered many millions of dollars to bring Seinfeld back for another season but have refused. Is there a reason that you decided to partly do it via Curb but not on your own?
extratartarsauceplz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for all the laughs. I remember being a kid and hearing my dad laughing hysterically every Thursday night down the hall while I went to bed. Now we watch reruns together regularly.
nv412 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, I would like to know if there are any particular outtakes from the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee that really stood out to you?
mrfujidoesacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're on a desert island with a bowl, a spoon, the island's surrounded by milk, not water, and you can only have one kind of cereal. What is it?
Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I don't have a question for you. I just wanted to tell you that I showed Seinfeld to all of my classes while I was teaching in China. You are becoming very famous now in an obscure city in Chongqing municipality, and I want you to know that there are Chinese students running around that barely speak English but are nonetheless quoting you.
YouOldHorseThief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend isnโt a Seinfeld fan, but the show was/is a big part of my life. She told me sheโd watch one episode to give it another chance.
Which episode would you recommend I show her? I was thinking "The Stall".
MrJallu101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which way do you have your toilet paper?
IanSMacKenzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok Mr Seinfeld, what is one thing that to this day still annoys you about society?
coldmarble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many porches do you have ... Btw I love ur work
grome45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just realized by Jerry's title that he should have been a ballsy guy and answered just ONE question. And that's it.
Comedian shenanigans and all.
Right? It would have been hilarious.
Okay, maybe there's a reason I'm not a comedian...
LeMadnessofKingHippo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, was it you or Larry who could never get the girls in Great Neck to go out with them? I'm from there and love that line when George says it.
Coach_Kreeton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't Audrey taste the pie?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee makes for some awesome background listening while working.
What I want to know is how do you know so many other comedians? Are you introduced to them via others, or are you a member of some super secret Comedian cult?
BK0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved Larry's Clear History for HBO, any chance of you two collaborating for a premium cable movie in the future?
DJTurtleSmashxD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Do you know if we'll ever get Seinfeld on Netflix instant?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the celebrity net worth website accurate for you? If not, is it too low or too high?
hates_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Seinfeld is my favorite show of all time; I first started watching it when I was a little kid. I love you and your work. I don't really have anything to say. I just really appreciate what a great show you, Larry and the rest of the cast made.
I guess my question would be, what is your favorite show?
bmplove ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Big fan. What do you think of curb your enthusiasm?
thankshermoninny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When will we get to see more of Jason Alexander and Michael Richards on modern TV? It's been such a pleasure to see you and Julia Louis-Dreyfus work on shows like CCC and Veep. I would love to see the geniuses behind George and Kramer on current shows!
cknight789 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good afternoon and thank you for taking the time to chat!
I loved Seinfeld growing up and Comedians in Cars, to me, is pure brilliance.
I just wanted to know if you ever had a chance to see Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and your thoughts on how they executed the use of the iconic bass line from Seinfeld. No matter how many times I see it, it makes me incredibly happy.
Thank you
Mr_Pennypacker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I was wondering when and how did you get into transcendental meditation? Also, whatโs your favorite type of coffee?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's the family, Jerry?
ninjawasp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you appeared on The Late Late Toy Show in Ireland, the (now retired) host hadn't really prepared for the interview --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8
You looked quite bemused at the cheap Superman gift he gave you and it became something of a viral video here.
What did you really think of that Superman gift? PS - What did you think of the recent MAN OF STEEL movie?
dressinbrass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I used to be neighbors with Barry Marder. I'm sorry that my dog barked at you, and I'm sorry that I nearly ran you over when I was heading to work.
nharvey15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Jerry's refrigerator there was always this sign that said EWR on it. It was also on I think George's fridge. What was the significance of displaying that?
jostler57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thank you so much for your years of comedy and for coming here today!
My question is:
What you think the American public should be doing to become a better society?
flapsmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When Kramer put groceries under the hood of your car, did you have a hard time saying you "almost sucked a muffin down the carburetor," when you obviously knew that car didn't have a carburetor?
fragglemook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are your sitcom days over? You should do one with Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito and Roseanne Barr. I can't do punchlines but there's gotta be something in there.
zephyer19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What other jobs have you held other than show business ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, it's an honor. I grew up on your comedy and I still watch Seinfeld on a regular basis. I wanted to ask about the writing process that you and Larry David used for Seinfeld -- how close did it come to the scene of you and George lounging around in the apartment?
P.S. How did you keep from laughing when Jerry Stiller was on the set in full Costanza mode?
doitforthederp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yesterday a girl broke up with me, gave me the 'ol "It's not you it's me" line. Immediately I responded with the relevant George quote. Since she gave me a "wtf" look, I knew it wasn't a terrible loss.
Is it bad that the number one thing I look for in a girlfriend is if she can rattle off as many Seinfeld quotes as I can?
hint_of_sage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was walking though the grocery the other day and I happened across something that put a smile on my face. Have you ever tried the actual soup nazi brand?
milojustis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Patrick Warburton anything like David Putty in real life?
DrydenDon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you miss the television grind? The day-to-day of it?
dbx99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you think about the sex issues that would come up in the Bee Movie between the bee and the human woman?
NocturnoOcculto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What movies did you, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks watch together? Who fell asleep while watching first? Are there hours of footage from that episode that may be filled with gems we didn't get to see?
pewpewlazerz1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry... What are some of your favorite sitcoms or TV shows currently on TV?
rthaw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I'm assuming I'm a little late to this AMA, but I figured I'd still ask a question. I'm a huge fan of your style of comedy in general, and was a fan of Bee Movie, so I was curious if you have any more movies in the works? Live action or animated, or as a writer or actor?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why Porsche's?
itsafackablelife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan from Dubai! Any awkward moments on CCC?
mrsalty1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, always wondered...
What made you decide to do Bee Movie? I still find it surprising how they managed to get that cast together.
coborjobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After Superman, who is your next favorite Super Hero?
ralfaroni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Pokemon?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry
Why did women in the 90s find you attractive?
anydentity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Avast ye matey! 20 degrees off the starboard side -- the Spanish galleon!
fromzeboro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I think you are awesome as was your show. Do you miss filming the sitcom?
Musicaltheaterguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr.Seinfeld. Whats your secret to not breaking and laughing when other people make jokes around you? I am doing improv comedy but often crack up when my friends make jokes.
Emayla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, big fan of your show :) I'd like to know if you follow any of the comedy shows that are currently airing and if you do, which ones you would say are the funniest (to you personally, obviously)?
sailingtowesteros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry, I've been a fan since I was young, grew up watching Seinfeld. Just gotta ask: Is there an episode you wish you could do over? Like one that you filmed to completion, watched the finished product and thought you could have done better?
kjkjkj2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of How I met your Mother and Two and a Half Men?
dannzo_29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any plans for something special with some/all of the original cast?
Andersolson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Been on a Seinfeld marathon the last week and watching at the moment and saw this AMA. The best tv series to date!
DannyPizza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. I'm a huge fan currently working with a small comedy theater in Chicago. You've actually been parodied in our last two Christmas shows (this year you took over for Tim Allen as Santa Clause, while last year your twin great great great great grandchildren helped saved the post apocalyptic earth from lizard overlords)!
You've been a huge influence on me as a comedy writer, and I just wanted to say thanks for years of entertainment and inspiration. I recently watched your breakdown of the pop tart joke (which was amazing), and I was wondering if you have any advice or strategies when it comes to writing a script as opposed to writing a joke?
Also, what would you say was your most interesting confrontation with a heckler?
fermi_sea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Out of the many girlfriends Jerry had in the show, with which one do you think it could have ended up working out? Which one was your favorite? Not counting Elaine of course.
chrispar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we expect to see on on SNY again this season, calling a few innings of a Mets game?
Gustyarse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's 6 times 7
justthetip604 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please do a WTF with Marc Maron interview?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say thank you for the best laughs of my life.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your current consensus on the whole Michael Richards club scenario? Do you two still talk?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
holy crap its jerry!!!!!! thank you so much of your work, now i notice you are not a vulger as most comics my question is is there a joke you want to say but won't say it because it is too dirty?
snips08 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld! I have quick story for you! My girlfriend and I were going to vegas for her birthday last year. She entered in some contest and won a night and 2 free tickets to your show. Unfortunatly we didn't get the email until the day we got back and we missed it. It would've been our dream to see you! I hope it was a fantastic set and hopefully there'll be more for us to get a chance to see you.
oldzealand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favourite comedy movie?
partywiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever use "The Big Toe Captain?"
quimby15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Big fan of Seinfeld. Back when I was in college my sociology professor would show a Seinfeld episode every Thursday and we would spend the rest of our time in class discussing it. We would mainly talk about how in the show no matter how minor situations would affect everyone on the show. Just like how things like that can happen in real life. Just thought I would share that... But my question for you is: I know you have been pitched lots of ideas from fans about what you should do on an episode of Seinfeld. Have you ever actually used a fans suggestion for a show? did you get feedback from the fan during and after it was made? and if you did which one was it?
h4ckn3t ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld has always been my favorite show, still is. You had many dates with many different women on that show; did you ever actually ever date any of them?
bn25168 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I get the best cup of coffee?
RinoQuez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:30:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to really not like Seinfeld at all when I was younger, in my teens and in college, mostly because my idiot cousin would howl at every scene with Kramer, Newman or George. He'd laugh at all the slapstick and I hated it. But when I was able to watch it myself, I began to really appreciate the writing of the episode. Every story was a perfect, tightly wrapped up package. Sometimes I would see the end coming, but I wouldn't mind that because it was the only valuable, funny way to end the episode. Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for all the great laughs you provided, even for my idiot cousin.
Question: Who do you think is the most successful, but least talented stand up comedian these days?
dylan942 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like being overshadowed on your own show by a women?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Big fan, thanks for doing this.
Do you keep in touch with your Seinfeld cast mates?
I remember hearing that the real life Soup Nazi was not happy with the portrayal of him in the show. Have you spoken to or communicated with him since the show ended? Have you made amends?
that_draino ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, huge fan of all of your work. One quick question. So you've been doing stand-up for a long time. Your style seems timeless, yet it is unique when compared to currently popular comedians in terms of content (I can't think of too many other comedians with clean, family-friendly material). How do you think comedy will change in the near future, will we ever again see a comedian as funny as you without swearing and overtly sexual content? thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Growing up my family and I religiously watched your show. No matter how busy we were that day, we all made time for Seinfeld. For years it brought us together as a family and gave us something to bond over. And even now, 10 years later, we still quote Seinfeld at every family gathering. So for bringing my dysfunctional family closer together over the years, thank you Mr. Seinfeld.
bakupedrito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! Thank you so much for doing this. Seinfeld is my favourite TV comedy of all time, and CCGC is hilarious. I have spent numerous hours on the website laughing like crazy. I have one question, which is your favourite current TV comedy show? Since Seinfeld has had so much influence on the genre I wonder if you agree what it has become.
PiecesOfJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So.... What IS the deal with airline food?
hedeman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ex-comedian
34DMB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Anybody knows what happened to Kramer portrait?
Stiggypovitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, In the CCC with Alec Baldwin you explained that you are not in the urge to do something serious ? do you elaborate on that ? Also, are you planning to add another model to your car collection and why this one ? If not could you explain your view on cars as i find your angle quite great !
wingchallenger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld. Could I have 2 tickets to your stand-up show in south Florida?
SidiusMaximus89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, I'm a moderately large fan of your show. I was wondering, what was your initial interest in wanting to pursue a career in comedy? Did you have another dream that you wanted to chase?
mrtangelo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. What's the deal with airline food?
shenry1313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How close are you now with the castmates you had on Seinfeld?
bkironweed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember Allen Goldschein?
mrg3_2013 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey Jerry
Can I clone your voice ?
ak4747 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, what was your impression of Michael Richards before/after his outburst at the Apollo Comedy club?
thatphatphool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your biggest accomplishment?
nerdpox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you actually driven the NSX? if so, what is it like
accountiusetopost ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've guest-starred in a number of sitcoms. Have you ever toyed with coming back for a new sitcom? Why or why not?
Also, thanks for answering all these questions. Seinfeld has always been a huge part of my life.
grc215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Rivers Cuomo? Even if you don't know who that is, please answer anyway!
StereotypeLumberjack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that in every episode of Seinfeld there is a hidden superman?
xredditnoobx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow New Yorker here. Do you find it's possible to walk around and enjoy the city without getting noticed? It seems like a hard place to be famous in, especially when they still advertise Seinfeld reruns at bus stops.
snatchhamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of music do you listen to?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I've been a huge fan for a very long time! I was wondering could you tell us a bit more about the audition with Wayne Knight? When did you think that 'this is the perfect guy for Newman' and how did you first conceive of his character?
xbox360_butter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane food what's up with that?
commodore-69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has comedy changed since you first started?
The_Don_JR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld. I've hear that your wife is a big Wale fan and you've done a lot of work with him. Are there any other artists that people typically don't think you would listen to that you do listen to or that you would want to work with?
madmsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your least favorite episode of Seinfeld? Or maybe an episode you'd like to go back and fix?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like dating a 17 yr old as you being a much older guy?
famousblinkadam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a big fan of Curb Your Enthusiam? Ever plan on doing work with LD in the future?
krulltheking ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While driving around town in the Fiat with Louis C.K., how many double takes did you get? Like "MOVE OUT OF THE WA....Oh shit, that's Jerry Seinfeld and Louis C.K..."?
tootsie_rolex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Sienfeld, who came up with the idea about the car? Its pretty unique car and add a unique flavor to your show. Big Fan btw.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:31:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan of Seinfeld. Grew up watching the show! But I have one question, what's with the hair?
holyman420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite on scene "girlfriend"?
Terry Hatcher was booming, and so was that one with good naked/ bad naked
A_Rock83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about the rise of reality tv? Are there any reality shows you enjoy?
nonoriginalname ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why haven't you made more movies? Do you have any new sitcoms or anything in the works right now?
multile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Im just commenting here so that I can tell my brother, whom is a big fan, that I talked to you. Not necessarily that I conversed to you, but just talked at you. Hes going to be so jealous that I was able to talk to you. Of course I wont say that I conversed with you, because unless you talk back to me, I am only talking to you. But am I really talking, its really only typing. Damn that was some strong coffee.
arsenalfc25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What made you choose to do "clean" comedy? A lot of comedians rely on dirty subjects or the use of plenty of expletives, but you can make a subject like a chinese restaurant or superman funny; much harder than a racier subject.
Thank you for all the great laughs. Seinfeld truly changed TV
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Caught your SU show, thought it was great. It was when you had Tom Papas doing your opening act.
Anyway, what's next after comedians in cars getting coffee?
Snippins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved Seinfeld Jerry. Grew up watching it. Rarely an episode failed to make me laugh.
smokesomethin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much of Seinfeld was improv, if any? Who is your favorite stand up act?
G17RTF2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the new mustangs? 400+hp monster of a car
maximyzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never, ever seen and hardly heard of you show, and have no clue what you did beside that, why should I watch your show or see anything else you've done? Is it THAT good ?
umrashrf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any photos of the Bubble Boy?
pdiddddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan of the show and your stand up career. Do you think there is still a place for stand up comedy in the world today or has it been replaced by YouTube, Twitter, etc.?
aelavia93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The Louis C.K episode of CICGC leaked On YouTube days before the official release date. It's been removed now, but it has thousands of views. What're your views on piracy?
onelightworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What I love most about you is your humbleness to the craft of comedy, your respect for your fellow comedians and how enlightened you seem to have become in your comedic journey. I really loved the episode of CCC with Michael Richards when your guys talked about his "racial slur" episode. It was like a spiritual master showing another spiritual master who had temporarily lost sight of what is important, which is observing the world rather than being in it. I think your style of comedy is so funny is because the world is funny. It is a continuous cosmic joke and the step back we take and be aware of it shows us how funny it can be. Cheers!
Hamburger212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, in the pilot episode do you call Kramer 'Kessler' at one point? And. if so, why would you switch the name after that?
dropdeadidiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, having been a performer for many years, how did you feel about your opportunity to call play by play for the Mets? Were you nervous beforehand, or was it "just another day at the office" for you?
mattyew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like the simpsons? If so, what's your favourite episode(s) and characters. To me, that and your show RAISED me. I am now 29 and doing okay. Thanks.
BTP88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, do you attend the Concours D'Elegance in Monterey? I go every year! What a great week.
doitforthederp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I was wondering, did any romantic relationships ever happen because of the beautiful women that were always on the show? To this day I wonder how (on the show) you were always having such cute girlfriends. Was it like that in real life? (If yes, I'm getting into standup!) Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan of your work. You've become somewhat of a cult figure among sneaker aficionados for the rare Nike and Jordan sneakers you wore on Seinfeld. What are your all-time favorite sneakers and do you still keep up to date with today's sneakers? Also, thoughts on Wale's mixtapes dedicated to Seinfeld? Thanks for your time!
Oskuri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, just wanted to say I'm a massive fan of "Comedians in cars getting coffee" and that Louis C.K story at the end was just the best thing I've heard in a long time.
starwarsjedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan! Saw you live in the early 2000s in Dallas at Fair Park. How did you arrive at using observational humor as your method? You made life a hell of a lot funnier for me growing up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:32:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
watched every episode of the show way too many times. fun times thanks.
jpGrind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!! (Note the double exclamation point)
First, like everybody else here, just have to say I'm a huge fan, and thanks for everything that you and the rest of the Seinfeld team had done. The show has literally shaped into the person I am today. I'm only 28, but I grew up watching all through the 90s. I've seen every episode countless times, and they never get old. It's truly a timeless piece of art. And CCC is also a great watch. I love watching comedians shoot the breeze. It's like you and your guest take turns becoming each other's audience. It's a great dynamic.
My question: do you think Seinfeld would pick up right where it left off, if you guys did another season? Meaning, let's say all the cast and crew came together for 10 or 12 more episodes, do you think the chemistry would still be there, among writers, actors, etc, etc. I know there's no chance of it ever happening, and I'm not hoping it will.
Anyway, take care, Jeddy. You are a veddy, veddy bad man.
suburbanthri11s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA. I just wanted to say that Seinfeld is a staple in my house, and is the first show I remember watching as a kid.
Are you every going to do stand up again? If so, can you please add the bass?
p.s. fellow queens college grad here :)
jostler57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Thank you for being here -
I'm a beginning actor and want to know how your acting might change from working on a 1-2 camera set, to a 3-5 camera set.
Parral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What is the best advice you can give to producers like me that have and create their own shows? should we push trough a digital venue (youtube) or pursue a big company like you did back in the day?
kittenkaboodlee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I just wanted to say that I was house sitting for some of my parents friends this weekend and they had no internet or cable but they did have all the seasons of Seinfeld on DVD. I want to thank you for creating an original show that helped me not to lose my mind this weekend.
SirFern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks so much for doing this. What do you think is the best comedy on television right now?
jammerbeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is awesome! Huge fan! Who on Seinfeld had the most memorable audition?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
HELLOOOOOOO Jerry, where did the inspiration for the Voice come from? I'm a huge fan thanks!!!
lawlshane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I was supposed to go to your last show in Toronto but I was too cheap, or broke. One or the other.
Was it at all terrifying driving the Lamborghini Miura, given their penchant for unexpected combustion?
In all your years of standup, what was the worst joke you delivered?
What do you think of the Porsche 918? Are you for the hybrid supercar, or do you prefer the classics?
mushroomcloudlayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were in a room with Newman, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden, and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot?
Shumuu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to know it the comedians in cars with Michael Richards was scripted ... It was scripted, right ? No, you know what, don't tell me.
But it was scripted , right ? Is that what you are saying ? That it wasn't scripted ? You're killing me Jerry!
You know what ... I don't even want to know ...
tonysonic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry, thanks for the AMA.
My question is, pulling from current talent, what would be your dream "troop" for another sitcom if you were to put one together?
Lolzrfunni ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Having never watch ccc, my question is thus: is the show purely about Comedians having Coffee in Cars?
ilovebigfatburritos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how's the coffee?
Lord2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this has bugged me since i have ever seen the ending of Seinfeld. Would you change the way it ended ? If so, in what way ?
leetee91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, why didnt you ever act in another sitcom after Seinfeld? And did you ever sleep with elaine from the show?
oranurpianist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you aware of any Seinfeld memes/gifs?
If yes, what's your favourite?
--moose-- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are you going to do with all this reddit gold you've been given?
NikkoKing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where do you see Web entertainment going in the future? As a screenwriter currently in the internet game, I'm seeing a big audience migration from TV to the web, and I would like to know your input.
Skyrekon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for making an absolutely excellent show, Jerry. How often do you still talk to Jason?
Reverend_Jones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, huge fan of Seinfeld! About when during the airing of Seinfeld did you realize it was such a mega hit? Do you ever wish to go back and change something on the show?
dallen13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just like to say this is how you do an AMA. Kevin heart and ice cube replied with one word answers and at the most a sentence. Lame. Jerry is using paragraphs and making jokes. Thanks!
15rthughes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question, but if you could acknowledge my existence my life would be complete.
Please.
Filogonio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have the feeling that you're the best comedian that television ever had? Because i have to say you are! Seinfeld helped me get out of depression. I'm really thankful for that.
Inventedstring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought that Seinfeld started out as just another of the flood of sitcoms from that era and never had aspirations to be anything more, but that the chemistry between the actors and the brilliance of the writing escalated it to something more. I think that Seinfeld was a spiritual precursor to shows like arrested development because you found smart humor amidst ludicrous situations. He characters were all so hopelessly incapable of filling their own shoes that you couldn't go more than thirty seconds without circumstances conspiring to make something laughable. I'm interested to see what your new show is like, and I'll be interested to see if the unscripted organic process is just as funny as the scripted versions I grew up with
magicbullets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Please help settle a long running argument for me: Lamborghini Muira or Ferrari Dino?
Best wishes,
MB
NickVerrall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, be truthful. How big is your dad's dick?
sundownxsamuraix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode "The Gum" what did the gum actually taste like?
BobofCanada ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever been in a submarine?
BatenicYork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Having achieved what some might consider a fair amount of success, what keeps you going? What defeats that voice that says "I could just lie in bed the whole day and not move and everything would be fine. I'm Jerry Seinfeld!"
Invisible_Cows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is easily the greatest show of all time, thank you for giving me quality television as I grew up. Also, watched bee movie on a whim one day and couldn't believe how great that movie was, I just love your work man. Please just keep doing what you do, you're awesome. Oh yeah a question, what is it that makes you laugh the most??
holmeszk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:33:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the deal with airline food?
naggleroc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's the deal with the lines at Starbucks? I even worked there and I don't know what the deal is.
lloydsgum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan of the show and everything else you do. Just wondering if you have any thoughts on how your 90's wardrobe will be viewed decades from now when the show is still talked about as one of the greatest of all time. Maybe oversized paisley shirts will be back in style by then?
555nick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
(Hi, huge fan, etc.)
In your dating/pre-mega-fame days, did you ever run into an issue with women you were chatting up laughing at your jokes, but deeming you goofy funny friendzone-material rather than dating material? If so, how did you get around this?
TheWaitWhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! This has been an awesome AMA.
What do you think of Curb Your Enthusiasm? And is Larry David actually like that in real life? Thanks!
LazarusLong1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Is Larry David really that? for real? you know what I mean
Internet_Loner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your second favorite car company besides Porsche?
Okla_homie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld
Huge fan! love your work and really enjoyed the Seinfeld series and your subsequent work.
My question is: who's idea was the Seinfeld interlude music? I've always been a fan of the funky scene changes!
BigLouThe1st ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, a younger fan here, only 21. I missed out on a lot of your stand up days because of being too young or not even being born. Is there and chance you are going on a stand up tour in the future?
Tiffnigga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the happiest moment of your life?
murrax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Greetings from Argentina! What is your favorite bit from any season and which episode would you like to watch at least once more? Thanks for answering!
MD_BOOMSDAY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were in a duel with Wayne Knight and the choice of weapons were between pistols and swords...which would you choose?
lyssargh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, my boyfriend keeps telling me I am cursed with an Elaine Dance. Is there any cure?
Thank you.
cliffiez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld. It is quite obvious that two shows pretty much redefined the American Comedy Sitcom in the 1990's....Seinfeld and The Larry Sanders Show...... what shows that are on today do you think are reshaping American sense of Humor as far as sitcoms?
Travis5223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to saw thank you, and that your funky bass-tracks have changed my life.
zmooh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, what's your favorite prosche of all time??
Vandammes_flattop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No soup for me?
Tha_Mayor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, huge fan any talks of having a reunion.... even just 15 minutes or so showing where the chars are now...
ez_login ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan of the show, and your stand-up... but something always bothered me.
Did you factor in your co-stars when you decided to leave the show? You were getting paid quite well for years, and at long last your co-stars were about to get a huge pay bump, you decided to leave. It always seemed like a jerk move to me, but maybe they were tired of the show as well?
jayrosy1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, recently I saw the HBO special talking funny, as well as comedians in cars getting coffee. What I noticed is how easily you can turn on and off your ability to laugh. You've even mentioned how sometimes you can just say, with a complete straight face, that something is funny. Has your profession taken away the wonder of comedy for you as a spectator of it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Do you think it's a coincidence that the scripts of Friends have so much in common with Seinfeld? Or did you never get that whole deal? I don't mean to break it down and definitely wouldn't call it a rip-off. It's just that, the more i see the two shows, the more similarities i spot. And since Seinfeld was made before Friends, it looks like the Friends writers took some ... inspiration from your show.
DohRayMeme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please talk about food packaging and sizes? Bite Size, Fun Size, Snack Size, Regular size, Sharing Size, King Size, Family Size, and Value Size.
Fun size, is the one of the smallest- so arguably the least fun. Value size is always the most expensive, so unless you need 5 pounds of the product, it is in no way a good value. And what makes up a family in terms of a family size package? Two guys living in an apartment in Queens or the Jon and Kate plus 8?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I was wondering what you're going to do when you run out of comedians, or cars, to have coffee with?
alendotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerryerry!
What kind of car would you use to enter a race across the US similar to the GUMBALL3000?
Followup question, will you buy the mets?
marshsmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Did you ever see the episode of Cheers when Cliff became a standup? He had some killer material...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Does Michael Richards know, that south park had made an episode about his comedy incident?
Polish_Express ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, love everything you do. I have a question for you if you wouldn't mind answering.
How do you respond to someone if they think a joke is crude or a little offensive. I understand some jokes are offensive and are somewhat suppose to be, but there are others where you have invested time in and some people's responses aren't always what you expected. As someone who loves doing stand up in font of people, I've always wondered how a pro handles this. Thank you for doing what you do!
film_guy01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedy is very subjective and I'm sure many times you find yourself walking the line of what is tasteful. As a comedian how do you know when you've gone too far?
A_Real_OG_Readmore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At any point in your career, did you ever consider copywriting for advertising agencies? I know many copywriters who seek to be as insightful in their work as you are in your comedy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I have never seen you live. When will you be touring in Philly area or atlantic city?
lampofdeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I love seinfeld and also love that you're a car, and Porsche, enthousiast.
What's your favourite car and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In one sweeping generalization, how would you describe the difference between British humo[u]r and American humor?
neuromorph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What is your favorite single issue of Superman (other than the #1), and favorite story arc.
Thanks for making the CCC series. It combines my two favorite things in the world. Comedians and automotive classics.
Also if I could, I would love to see you behind some american muscle.... maybe a 70 charger.
Over_9k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if this has been asked yet, but what are your views on piracy? Also what is your favorite sitcom at the moment?
sxfvhn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Just wanted to say, your show has a lot of sentimental value to me. My parents used to fight a lot before they were divorced, but they'd always sit and laugh together when they were watching your show. It always put me at ease knowing they would enjoy that time together, so thank you for that.
My question is, which current sitcom do you see the most potential in?
Soccer0505 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, me twin bro and I are huge fans! On the episode where George gets a toupe and Elaine throws it out the window, you can hear Jason laughing. Was that scripted? Every time I hear it it makes me laugh
Shake_Down ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever thought about creating another mainstream tv series/movie in the future?
orchap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:34:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Beer, Wine, or Spirits? What's your faces? Huge fan of Captain Lawerence.
jelatinman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the world is ready for a Bee Movie sequel? I sure am. I'll try to catch you on your next tour too!
jhuff7huh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still master of your domain? King of the castle?...on a serious note, did you ever rob an old lady for a loaf of bread?...seinology.com is the best site for reliving my childhood. When this was one of 3 good shows on the 5 channels we actually got on the antenna
charmandermon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Absolutely huge fan! I have a very serious question. Actually it is more of a request. You see I don't have standard tv. Only internet. I don't plan on ever owning any tv subscription ever again now that we have itunes and Netflix.
I ask if you can please make Seinfeld available on itunes. I would gladly pay for the entire collection today if it was available. Don't tell me you can't make it happen. Be my hero Little Jerry!
Thanks!
besthuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What makes you the most happy, gives you the energy to do what you do?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can I be successful?
bhath01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you respect wood?
blazeblais ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still master of your domain?
key_blader8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the very first AMA that isn't like 16hours old that I've seen! Ok Mr. Jerry does making people laugh still bring you that same feeling as it did when you first started out?
011010110 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With comediansincarsgettingcoffee, was the idea inspired by/ripped off from Robert Llewellyn's (Kryten from Red Dwarf) Carpool?
stimilon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thoughts on Uber surge pricing?
Chaos20X6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you celebrate Festivus?
dbacksgirl1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Mr. Seinfeld! Just want to say that I'm a HUGE fan of "Seinfeld". Love your comedy and how you see things. Just wondering, I recently saw on youtube your recommendation for TM. Has this helped with your comedy in any way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr S. - thanks so much for doing this. There's one question I've always wanted to ask you: What IS the deal with airline peanuts?
Degenetron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Prolly late on this, but Mr. Seinfeld would you agree with me that Mr Bookman the library cop is the best minor character encountered in any show ever in television history? You know, I think it is the most superb piece of over acting i have ever witnessed.
usernamealeadyexists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you end up getting a ticket in the Chris Rock Episode?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I was at your show last month the Chicago theater. Not sure if you remember me, but I was the white guy with a cocktail in my hand.
I just wanted to say this is a superior AMA to read. Honestly, great job as these things go.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off just wanted to say I'm a huge fan, and thanks for doing this. My question is pertaining to your opinion of another sitcom. I've always felt that it's always sunny is a lot like Seinfeld, but for a more scumbagy generation of viewers, do you have any opinion of the show? For the record it and Seinfeld are two of my favorite shows, and I love them for their similarities.
pihwlook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happened to you and Chris Rock when you got pulled over? Did you get a ticket? Did the cop recognize you at all?
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/chris-rock-kids-need-bullying
SubZulu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one man should have all this karma.
Noblebeasts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thanks for the AMA.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
dabears22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you often see the other members of the Seinfeld cast anymore?
tr_Ent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry and thanks for doing this!
I couldn't tell you how many times Seinfeld references pop up in my day to day life, and how many times I have to explain to people the reference, quote the show, and receive only a semi-interested response. I think the show can teach one how to endure society...a little better.
My question is - What kind of music do you like? Any specific bands and/or genres you'll keep coming back to?
d-slam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Long time fan and fellow NY'er here. I fell that there are a lot of people that love the show because its "Seinfeld" but don't really get the NY state of mind associated with it. I think if you are born and raised in the area, the show takes on a whole new meaning. I am proud to have that in my life. Otherwise, love the CCC series also. And just watched the special with you Louis, Rick and Chris. You pretty much sat there like the godfather though the whole thing and I loved every minute of it! Thanks for all you have done with comedy and I am definitely looking forward to get to one of your stand-ups and your upcoming projects. I know you will create gold Jerry....GOLD!
oxgon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry big fan of CCC, it made me have a new respect for you, not many people would be willing to dive into new media.
On that subject, do you like having a internet show vs cable show, what are the major differences.
Bproden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan Mr. Seinfeld. Seinfeld is my absolute favorite show and I can watch every episode over and over again. Watching the four of you interact is hilarious and it seems like you all have a really close friendship in the show. I was just curious if you have kept in touch after the show and also, what you thought of the Michael Richards fiasco when it happened. Thanks a lot for doing this.
ReadMyMemoirs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did Elaine's Christmas photo look like?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the best AMA I've seen on Reddit. This Seinfeld guy is going places I think.
DrinkingZima ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite of all of Jerry's girlfriends? Excluding Elaine, of course.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite leafy green?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What type of vacuum cleaner do you use?
DrunkNFunky ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was that Louis CK episode regarding the late show/tonight show relevant to anything in real life?
Did this actually happen to some degree?
Schikadance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with AMAs, folks? I mean seriously, who writes this stuff...?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any words of advice for an aspiring writer? I started writing in a notebook but I'm not going to film school, nor have I met anyone in the industry to work with. I currently live in Long Beach just trying to network and get my foot in a door. Not trying to be as successful as you but just to be involved in projects would be great!
i_run_far ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your joke percolation process for your stand up act?
jmr3394 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is Wayne Knight really like?
danOmega ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance you could write a letter to my sister saying hi? She bought the entire seinfeld dvd collection recently using the gift card I got her for Christmas. She would be very appreciative of it.
BKizzle77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a big Seinfeld fan I have tons of questions, but I have always thought about this one in particular. Whenever I watch the Pilot and the first few episodes of the series, I always think how amazing it is that these simple episodes started it all. With so many sitcoms today being canned in the first season, what was it like when the show was in it's building blocks? Was there a feeling of "Hell, let's just give it a shot" knowing that you may not have a show the next year? At what point did you and the rest of the cast/production team realize that you had struck gold with Seinfeld and had actually made it?
Thanks for taking the time out for this!
metalrufflez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you guys lose those emblems in front of the Fiat 600? Did they fell or something?
Here you have it: http://d.pr/i/kVNM/3sCUCm84
Here you don't: http://d.pr/i/OxZf/1ZVqfomW
aaaaaaaaaaaal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really love cereal?
thezelidon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this! I've been wanting to get a pair of Nikes, and you always wear some awesome looking ones, any suggestions?
Volraith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Was it your idea to have Superman in nearly every episode?
lilcountrygirl17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best unscripted moment from doing stand up thats happened to you?
shootx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
I read all of your posts in my head with your voice. It's a really odd phenomenon. At the end of each thread the Seinfeld bass riff goes off.
I never really watched/liked Seinfeld (sorry) but I do like CCC and some of your stand up . So, it is pretty strange. Anyways, how do you feel about airplane food?
rejirongon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With the influx of British influence on American media, how do you see this changing television - comedy, drama or whatever? And do you think that the current trend for remaking British tv programs is beneficial to the American industry?
Ps I love Seinfeld, probably the first comedy show that I really loved. Thank you from across the pond.
robbo725 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Getting Coffee is awesome............would Jack Nicholson ever do it ya think? I know he has never been on a talk show........why not get coffee with you and thrill the fans for a private moment with an iconic actor and iconic comic together?
iSex_Samsungs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Long time fan here and love the simplicity of the new show. Ok, so here are my questions: 1. Do you have a daily routine you go through? If so, how do you go about making sure you follow it. 2. When sitting down to write, how do you make sure your focus is maintained. Do you take required breaks, drink loads of coffee beforehand? What is your secret recipe that allows you to maintain clear and driven focus. Thanks!
Chocolate_Muscle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So excited you're here! :-) Welcome! :-) My two questions: Was Seinfeld as fun as it seemed to do for everyone involved? And when will the episodes be on Netflix??? :-p
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really enjoyed your show with Michael Richards- I am glad you encouraged him to come back to stand up. I would definitely go to one of his shows if I had a chance to see him. You're a good guy standing with him in spite of the backlash that his miscalculated rant caused. It must be tough being a comedian, I've got some things that I think could go into a routine. I'll work on it- maybe I'll see you in NY on open mic night.
Jack_Burton_Express ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan Jerry, I've always wandered what your favorite comedy shows off all time are? And what is your current favorite show?
geneticswag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, talk to me about actively creating antithesis between your adjectives and nouns when you're making people laugh. Brutally hilarious, aggressively boring... how do you hone that skill?
WalrusMonocle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you only do the comedians in cars getting coffee series with friends or just comedians who you think are funny.
nylonstring ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite MST3K?
_backyardBoogey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im just sitting here reading all of Jerry's comments in his voice. Time well spent.
your_mind_aches ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Let's rob a bank.
TheDogwhistles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you do โBee Movie?โ
It seems like you did Seinfeld, disappeared, did Bee Movie, disappeared again and now are returning to the comedy game with your appearances on SNL and other late night shows to talk about Comedians in Cars getting Coffee and just generally being funny.
Lp1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to NYC a couple of times but I've really only done the touristy shit. What are a few underrated or under-appreciated NYC landmarks I should see while I'm there next weekend?
uzes_lightning ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I knew a guy (Michael) whom you portrayed as George Costanaza that you grew up with. He tried to write an unauthorized 'biography' on you, self-published it in the 1990s, but it did not go anywhere. He felt slighted but that was his story. Was this biography accurate or was he just trying to name-drop?
Random_Acts_Of_Facts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Game time! Kill one, fuck one, marry one.
-Louis C.K.
-Chris Rock
-Larry David
aeyuth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch "Veep"? Do you love it as much as I do?
JJS1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite Porsche? And your least favorite?
LOLRECONLOL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:36:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who plays Larry David's personality better: Larry from Curb or Jason from Seinfeld?
Cabanyas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I was wondering if there was anything you regret doing or not doing during the show,maybe something you would've liked to add but just thought about a few years ago.
perceptionproblem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a fellow Porsche-guy, I've got to ask: What's your favorite of the front engined, water cooled P-cars?
rzrhmr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What ever happened with that acura nsx?
_Lloyd_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered if a lot of the material from Seinfeld was drawn from real life situations that occurred to you or the others involved in making the show (even if slightly) or was most made up just for the show?
Big fan, thanks for doing the AMA.
patio87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Get the Stern episode up already, Jerry!
jacobsa1029 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were stuck in a room with Bob Marley, Frank Sinatra, and Bozo the Clown, what would you do?
Plowbeast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry. Have you ever given thought to writing or performing something dramatic or have other comedian's experiences turned you off that path?
jonny_eh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really originate the "Break the Chain" 'lifehack'? You can now buy calendars and apps to help people do it.
http://lifehacker.com/5886128/how-seinfelds-productivity-secret-fixed-my-procrastination-problem
mustachereviews ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry, will you ever get back out on the road, and do another tour as a stand up comedian? By the way, the answer should be yes.
ucote ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planning to invite Michael Richard again on your new Comedians in car getting coffee ? This guy is unbelievable !!!
sorryaboutallthis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I've been a huge fan of yours and respect you and your work immensely. I (somewhat) recently found out about you dating Shoshanna, a 17-year-old when you were 40 and have always wondered about it...I guess my question is, were you scared to date in public and release that part of your private lives to the world?
didgeridoo27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how much of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is scripted? Is it all free flowing conversation or are there some predetermined subjects?
Btw, love the show keep it up!
Alicenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, Seinfeld is the greatest show in the history of television, and I thank you for providing us with never ending comedy. If Seinfeld was still running to this day, what do you think the characters would be up to right now?
ooiceberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, Ironically I'm watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee as I'm typing, love the show, any chance you'll get any other Seinfeld alumni on the show?
icarus_flies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched the louis ck episode of CCC and I loved it. Don't take this the wrong way but I love how not funny you guys were. Like I have this idea in my head that if you are a comedian, in everyday life you are still the funniest person in the world with one liners around every corner. You guys are funny people and I would love to hang out with you both but its interesting to see you two just hang out like semi-normal people.
That probably came out the wrong way but I enjoyed the show.
as for my question: how long, on average, does it take for you to write a joke? Also how many jokes have you failed to record and have gotten lost in the depths of your mind?
TheMaslow12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is your day!
tizwatido ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
knock knock..
Luminox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why Porsches?
mjagombar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this! My entire family is huge fans!
My question is what advice would you give to an aspiring actor/comedic writer who is about to graduate college?
Also peanut butter or Nutella?
d_K_a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with that?
alexross_groupie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off Jerry, you're awesome! Secondly, I'm surprised that no one has asked this yet but what's your favorite place to get coffee in NYC? favorite place to grab lunch?
GotMittens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider doing a Seinfeld reunion movie, starring Shia LaBeouf?
KimmoS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!
If I ever come to New York, is there a pizza place you'd recommend? You may also assume that I'm not expecting much (from NY pizzas, I'm sure everything else would be top-notch).
I hope you're enjoying your coffee and the Reddit experience.
AndroidGordon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this! Ok I have some questions. So what was it like working with Michael Richards? Any comments on his Laugh Factory outburst? I love Michael and I know that he shouldnt be defined for that one moment, but I just want to know more. I love Michael and think he is hilarious. And lastly how do you feel about Jason being a barista in a Nickelback music video?
IIIbrohonestlyIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have a shirt that I named Golden Boy, just for you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I beautiful?
Nickblondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - what's your favourite Porsche?
Thanks
Nick
ekusubokusu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite NYC restaurant ? Also how is this the edgiest question you've received in recent years and why?
Tenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, do you ever watch any of the reruns when they are on? Like, can you just watch the show anytime or because you lived it can't really watch it anymore
mrfujidoesacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will we ever get the full nine seasons of Seinfeld on Netflix or Hulu? Hell, I own every season on DVD and would gladly pay $10 a month for a Seinfeld On Demand service so I don't have to dig through cases every time I need my fix.
FluffyUnicorns27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You mentioned The Jets earlier when taking about your shoe collection. But on your show "Seinfeld" you were often in Giants gear. So which is it?
m3ainnoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld! Dude! big fan from Saudi Arabia! I also love your show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Do you know you Seinfeld has a big fan base in Saudi Arabia and the middle east in general?
wickedfalina ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what kind of tea do you drink?
irish91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read your interview in the Guardian where it said you were really into transcendental meditation. It didn't go into much detail but I'm interested in how you got into it and why you enjoy it?
scaryskittles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My whole family wants to know, if you could be any DC villain, who would you be?
bonestein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you as much of a neat freak as you were portrayed on Seinfeld?
alendotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever said YOLO sarcastically or taken an ironic selfie?
Iskippedagrade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow Massapequa-ian here, Jerry we are proud of you! stop being mad at all of us for the bad teachers that are mean to everyone!
raptorman76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry -- thanks for doing this AMA! What's your favorite Peanut Butter and Company flavor and why is it White Chocolate Wonderful?
Microfuzz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! You're the best. Thanks for stopping by.
I've always wanted to get into comedy because I like to make people laugh, but I feel like my ego is too fragile. How do you get over this? Do you think there are a set of traits that define a "good" comedian?
Hoopervick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry. Loved the show. They still air it here in Argentina. Do you still keep in touch with the other members of the show?
C-Raves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Jerry, what is the deal with airplane food?
nosillaaa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the old stand up days who had better luck with the ladies. You or Larry David?
Chosenone1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you haven't done a lot of movies in the past, I was just wondering if it is harder for you to transition to film because you are so used to having things done over long spans of time like tv shows and your current web series
cloud97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you become a Scientologist and what made you quit being one?
Jack_Bartowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you buy a PS4 or Xbox one? And if so/not would you buy one for a random person on the some awesome website like Reddit?
(Im talking about me btw!)
Also, do you still keep in touch with Kramer?
wildcatsnbacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Loved your interview with Louis C.K. Really looking forward to seeing Howard. Thanks for doing Sterns show, really enjoyed the interview.
ofphil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wish you could swap hair with Jason Alexander today?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, so far?
ankurshukla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
which is your favorite current comedy film or TV show? or any genere?
maxfwatkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge fan of your comedy and thank you for all that you do to entertain and make us laugh. I'm also an autophile like yourself and am curious as to what your all time favorite car is.
Weave27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did a marathon of some CCCs' last night. I absolutely loved you and Michael Richards. He seems like such an interesting and conflicted soul. I feel like he is still beating himself up for a moment of weakness and I think thats a very familiar feeling for people to sympathize with. He seemed to really value you sticking by him.
Can you tell us of a similar situation in your life that you've had to deal with and who stood by you?
walliewalls ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been waiting for this AMA for a while!! Thank you so much for doing this, I'm a huge fan! There was recently a post about how "Seinfeld" should have ended, how do you feel about how the show ended and were you satisfied with how it did?
ejbart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite all time Porsche and is there a "white whale" Porsche out there for you?
hmhieshetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, how tired are you of people quoting the show Seinfeld to you?
Also, you're not really a dick (as portrayed on Louie), are you?
norm_chomski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since you have great taste in cars, what do you think of the old VW Scirocco? I have a few of them, one is a 1st gen 1981 I've had for 20 years since I was 15 years old.
It's a turbocharged race car now >:)
Man_Flute ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to do another broadcast session with the Mets? You were great on there and I think we'd all enjoy your commentary again.
RectalProjectile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You crushed an inordinate amount of ass on Seinfeld. Which one do you think would have actually been craziest in bed?
TalentedGorilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Other than the material used in the Curb Your Enthusiasm Seinfeld episode, what are some recent events have occurred in the media or in your personal life that you thought would have been great material for a Seinfeld episode if it were still on the air?
icetorque ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA just made my day. Thank you for doing it!
My question to you is, what is your favorite George Costanza quote of all time?
iviurdoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I really appreciate you taking the time to do this AMA. I'm a huge fan of stand up comedy in general and recently have taken interest into how comedians come up with their bits, work through delivery and eventually find the perfect punch line. Being that you are a cleaner comedian that has been able to do this without cursing up a storm do you find it more difficult to establish your routine?
Moody42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, would you rather be in a funk band or a metal band?
Chaggi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really don't know what to say to you other than you're awesome. My family came to Canada/America in 1992~93 and I watched your show basically whenever it was on to learn English and about American life. Even now, at 25 years old, I have the habit of leaving on Seinfeld reruns before going to bed. Thank you!
matrixkid29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld,
If you could classify comedy styles, in what catagory/ies would you put your style in?
chanindio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you worry about money? In case you don't when did you stop doing it?
I love you man. You and Larry are the greatest jews that ever walked the good earth of lord Jesus.
flac934kbps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I've seen every seinfeld episode at least 10 times. and no other show makes me laugh this much. I know there are several appearances by Larry David (Steinbrenner's Voice, Frank Costanza's lawyer, the guy at the store that doesn't take George's bill) how exactly did you decide where and why was LD going to show up in the show? are there any other character that he was going to do and eventually backed out?
digital_bees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you and Larry David please double team my wife?
Edit: whilst Louis C.K watches.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What exactly is the deal with airline food?
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
sharterthanlife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, huge fan of the show. My friends and I try to celebrate Festivus every year. My question is where did this idea come from?
BRock11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan, Jerry! Big Fan! Seinfeld was one of those shows that kept me and my cousins entertained back when I was a kid with no cable for Nickelodeon.
Some modern comedians who get into TV and movies eventually try and take on serious roles to show their range. Have you ever done or considered a serious role? Also, are there any parts in movies or shows that you turned down that we'd recognize?
Crowish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry Seinfeld! Loved Seinfeld, I was too young to appreciate it in the 90's, but thank god for syndication. If you weren't a comedian, what do you think you'd be doing now?
TheRealNiquex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you like to be my father?
thunder_c0ck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought this was a Jerry Springer AMA. Alright Mr. Seinfeld, what are you here to sell us?
Heisenberg815 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?
Papabambam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the fresh and relaxing format of CCC. Got an important question for ya.
Think of your dream car, the one car that you'd love to have, but it's somehow unattainable (let's pretend that's possible for you). Someone will give you that car, but the sole caveat is the interior smells like the raunchiest fart you've ever smelled and there's nothing you can do to cover it up. Not so strong that it burns your nostrils, just a significant, constant smell. You have to drive that car as your main means of transportation. You can't replace the interior or spray perfume, etc or the deal is off. Do you accept the deal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please ask your wife to make of cookbook of what you eat, not what your kids eat? I can only assume you eat like royalty.
Thank you.
BigJeffyStyle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Thanks for the AMA.
I, like many of my peers, grew up watching Seinfeld every night with my family and I still can't pick a least favorite episode. Thank you for that.
My question: If you had to recast the whole show (other than yourself), what actors would you pick for the roles of George, Kramer, and Elaine?
TheFrientlyEnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld! Huge fan here, Dad had me watching Seinfeld at 3. A few friends and I were just speaking recently about how a buddy of mine met Jason Alexander when his son went to camp with said buddy, and it got us thinking...How often do you get quotes yelled at you on the street? "No soup for you!...Very bad man, Jerry Seinfeld!" "A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTUVUS!" Thanks for all the great responses, by the way.
TheMegaBenson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate you doing this, Mr. Seinfeld. My mother and I are huge fans of Seinfeld. When I was younger we'd watch episodes together. My favorite one was with the muffin tops. Like Newman, I prefer bottoms. Thank you for all the laughs!
AllRonAllNight22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan here. People always say certain situations can turn into a Seinfeld episode, but I think what really makes the show is the dialogue you and Larry could write up. Would you agree that writing the dialogue of the characters is one of the bigger challenges to making the situations funny as opposed to just the situation itself?
DCBarefootRun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, do you still have people give you suggestions for the show? Every day when I walk into my building for work, though a double set of doors, I wonder about the social etiquette of the double door thank you. I see you and the cast exploring this perfectly -- and hilariously. George would refuse to say thank you twice, Kramer always does, etc.
izmatron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Mr. Seinfeld... Have you ordered your 918 Spyder yet?!
miistahmojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld went off the air almost 16 years ago. It seems that we have changed so much as a society since then. Do you think it would be easier or harder to develop material for the show if it were set within today's cultural milieu? You must have contemplated this when you did the Seinfeld episode in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Would you care to share any thoughts?
rampage95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Seinfeld universe, (I guess you would say) what happened to the gang during/after prison? Was it something that you and Larry never really thought of? I remember thinking that you would come back in a year because of how you guys said it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite TV shows to watch?
Maxxamillion_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I waited on you several times at MGM grand in ct! I only have two questions. Why do you like coming to CT? Your shows are always the biggest hit. Also, how did you meet Larry David? Thank you!
hondas_r_slow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, thank you for the ama. As a car guy, mechanic, and a huge fan of European cars in general I was wondering which are your favorite 3 Porches to drive on the street, and which one is your favorite racer? Also, do you need a mechanic to take care of your fleet of Porsches?
dairsensi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you also have tiger's blood?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Loved your show growing up as my dad is a huge fan of the Seinfeld show. I'm going to have to tell him about your web series!!
But first things first.
Would you consider doing a modern version of Seinfeld? The show could still be about nothing! And you'd get to poke fun at all the trends that are happening.
ButtsinGerman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what inspired you to throw away all of that material away after the "Im telling you for the last time" special?
gallion311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I watched some of the Behind the Scenes stuff where you talked about the Buddy Rich tapes, which I find absolutely hilarious.
You have any more gems like that you can share with us?
Thanks buddy!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Not sure if you'll see this, but I just wanted to say I'm a huge fan of you and the show Seinfeld. Here's to you and all the laughs you've provided. I send you a heartfelt thanks. Have a nice day and I hope you enjoy your time on Reddit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, You sold out fast over here in Ireland - any chance of another visit? Also, favourite cigar?
Thanks!!
nolurkernomore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:39:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with quantum theory?
OddlyEven ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld and I saw your stand-up at GWU around 5 years ago in DC. Anyway, what's it like working with Larry David? He can't possibly be as difficult in real life as he is on Curb... or can he? Also any and all advice you can give to someone thinking about doing stand-up comedy would be awesome.
You're awesome, thanks for doing this AMA!
sostek1918 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With all of the former Seinfeld actors on Breaking Bad, were you pissed you never got a cameo?
sarphinius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once had to do an HR training session on investigating harassment in the workplace. We wanted to do some mock interviews to walk people through the process, but every time we thought up a mock complaint we worried about offending real people attending the session.
Solution: we based the entire session on religious harassment of an employee who celebrated Festivus. It was a hit!
No question, just the anecdote. Thanks for being here!
robocopsboner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Anything else in the works with Colin Quinn? I absolutely love all the New York based comics. It'd be great to hear you on Opie and Anthony sometime! Cheers & all the best
crimtex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How long have you been coming to Telluride?
I_c_u_p ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved your skit on Wale's album The Gifted. Whenever I want something done I quote you, "Who's in charge here?" Are you still doing the Album About Nothing?
cloud9squared ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best Jerry Stiller story?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heya there Jerry!
I love Seinfeld ever since I was gifted the Season 1 box dvd by my mother who thought "it was my kind of humour" some 10 years ago. Now to the question:
What was the REAL name of Mulva that you had in the script/on the set? That scene was utterly hilarious, but alas I NEED TO KNOW!!
RECTAL_RAVAGING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a brit who's heard of, but never watched, how could you explain Seinfeld to me in 10 words?
BitchMagnets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do people regularly scream "no soup for you" at you in restaurants?
RaoulDuke209 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider doing a "live action" video as part of your show? Like an AMA, live from CICGC? Either printing a list of user submitted questions for you and whichever commedian you have in the car that day or doing it live from the reddit feed itself?
I think that would make for an interesting AMA and would most definitely display more of you, your character and humor into the whole bit of read and reply we do here.
StayGold57 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jerry, what IS up with airline food?
TargetInvalid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what really is the deal with airline food?
kevando ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1) Your TV show has brought my family hours of laughs simply re-enacting scenes. Thank you for that.
2) AMA at Reddit HQ is an amazing move.
3) Tell us something about making the show 'Seinfeld' that you've never told anyone else.
bowow_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry :D I spent my child hood watchinfg Seinfeld with my parents! What was the longest episode that took to make and why? Also is kramer based off someone you know? How did his character develop
hensomm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What actually is the deal with airline food? I have never seemingly had a problem with it before. Was it a previous issue of just poor quality foods?
TheCodeIsBosco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know, I don't really have time to ask you a question right now, could you give me your personal e-mail and I'll shoot you a question later?
hrpoodersmith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered what you smell like. You obviously could afford to smell like anything of your choosing, so what did you choose!?
This is of grave importance!
Denisfantastic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to start a stand-up career today where would you start? L.A., New York? I'm from Fort Lauderdale so there aren't many stand up spots around here.
d-slam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am currently wearing my Seawolf Titanium and I love the look of it. I know you are a Breitling guy, what is your favorite Breitling model at the moment? Or your Daily wear?
Dectrek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry! I'm a huge fan of yours and I love comedy. I am a student at Second City Chicago and was wondering how you started your career?
PBRsandCigars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with the other cast members from Seinfeld?
vanlefty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, two questions for you good sir. What was your thoughts on the latest superman movie and are you also a DC fanboy or do you really not care about other superheros, irregardless of which universe they belong to? Thanks for your time and for gods sakes don't stop making the smart asses making fun of each other and telling poignant stories while driving cool cars and having coffee! Those episodes are both classy and hilarious!
stupejr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's crazy to me how you write out all your material and then iterate on it and iterate on it until you feel like it can't be improved on anymore (which I'm guessing is never).
Do you feel this is a common way of doing comedy in the stand-up industry in particular? I know you're friends with many famous comedians and probably have a good perspective as to what it takes to maintain the quality that people expect.
refOree177 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have a confession:
I am a New Yorker [not NYC, West side of the state] but I never got involved w/ your eponymous show during it's run. I know I've loved many things that I've watched with you since the end of your show, but I've always wondered one thing:
We need to know why you left Oswego after 2 years. Sure, the winters aren't so great, but why leave for Queens? Surely you can be serious?
littleM0TH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, thanks for doing an AMA. Seeing as you work with comedians all the time, who is the funniest comedian you know? Also, who's comedy inspired you when you were first starting out?
mrfujidoesacid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite girlfriend on Seinfeld?
Little-Jerry5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a huge fan and I have tickets to see your performance in Minneapolis on the 17th. Will you be signing autographs before or after the show? If not, I totally understand.
Once again, love your work!
towerhil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where's my daughter?
beanpot88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you and Larry David ever fight about anything?
BizCoach ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just have to say my wife and I loved the Marriage Ref - 1st season anyway. Hope you'll do some more of them.
TheRealDonahue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get to know Joel Hodgson?
pinkelephants512 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jerry! i started watching seinfeld when i was VERY young, and appreciated you style of writing and standup from early on. my dream is to cook for you someday, and i have to know -
what's your favorite drunk larry david story?
Nasty1931 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Just wanted to ask, since I know you are a die hard Met fan, What are some of your thoughts in regards to the current team and do you think we will see another championship in our lifetime?
dozeydays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have read all his responses in his voice.
mjhayhurst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm seeing you in CT on the evening of the 11th. Will you sign something for me and my wife?
helicopterwindow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up watching Seinfeld and as a kid my father told me that there is a superman somewhere in every episode. I always try looking for it still even though I am sure its not completely true. Is there any real secret theme in the entire series?
nomeutenteusaegetta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
gervinho90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you kindly say hello to Victoria for me
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Is Larry David going to do another season of Curb your Enthusiasm?
Actually could you also get Larry David to do one of these?
And what was your favorite behind the scenes moment of Seinfeld?
Thanks, I love your work.
JamesD97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what point did you realize that you had one of the best shows of it's time and possibly of all time? Was it still while you were filming or was it after the show had ended?
johnny426 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I've recently learned that you do Transcendental Meditation, and I'm interested in starting to practice it, from what i've heard it sounds amazing! Could you tell me what "TM" does for you? (creativily speaking or even dealing with stress and other issues)
I'm a big fan of Seinfeld,CICGC and I also love your website where you have all your recorded stand-up bits! (mind my english, not a native speaker)
glynn11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for doing the AMA!
I took a Jewish History course this last semester at UW-Madison and we discussed the major impact you and Larry had on popular culture.
Did you originally expect the underlying Jewish themes in Seinfeld to go over so well with Seinfeld's viewers?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a neat freak in real life? Or was that just your character?
omnomnomzombies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have a lovely figure.
Smarter_not_harder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this will be buried, but what the hell?!
During high school baseball we used to play Seinfeld trivia in the outfield during batting practice. The rules were simple. You had to give 3 lines from a show, with the first being the hardest and the last being blatantly obvious. Or you had to say the first part of a memorable line and the first person to respond with the correct follow-up got to go next. Ah, I miss that.
My sister-in-law is 17 years old and still in high school. She doesn't get any of the Seinfeld references I make as jokes during family get-togethers and she thinks I have the worst sense of humor in the world. What is this world coming to?
brad8070 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Seinfeld were made today, instead of denying that you watch Melrose Place, what show would you deny watching that you really watch?
ForeSkinAnd7YrsAgo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So Seinfeld ended on my 16th birthday, the same day Frank Sinatra died. It was one of the toughest days of my life. I started watching the show at season 1 after T-Ball practice and somehow, it was one of the only shows my fundamentalist parents allowed me to watch. I always admired the subtlety of the dirty humor, which I think really enriches it. I recently started doing stand-up open mics and all the guys swear like crazy, which I tend to do in conversation, but I have found that I can't really work it into the set and it feel natural because I like to play with language and craft a more universal joke. I vaguely remember you saying either on CICGC or funniest guys in the room, that you felt like it was unnatural to use language in your set because it cheapens it, or something like that.
*When did you come to the conclusion that you would be a clean comic and how do you know where the line is for keeping an edge with your act?
*Despite your clean act, the show pushed a lot of boundaries on sexuality with shrinkage, the sponge, Delores, and things like that. Did you ever have a hard time with censors over content on the show?
Thanks for your influence, and hard work to stay outside the box.
skeletine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever determine what the deal is with airline food?
4PlyToiletPaper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brain read the title of this AMA and somehow interpreted it as you being Jerry Springer. I don't really have a question, so I'll just ask if you get that a lot?
stinkerent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a huge fan of the show and your standup. I have a quick question: standup comedy has changed a lot since you started, with the Daniel tosh's and aziz ansari's, what is your opinion of their style of comedy? Do you enjoy it? Do you ever feel like you have to change your style to appeal to the younger audience?
Ilovecarrotjuice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider yourself a spiritual person, if so share =)
ProMarshmallo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a fan of Superman, how do you feel about how there hasn't been a good Superman movie since the first two Dollan/Reeve films?
adstallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You incorporated writer Alec Berg's name into "The Face Painter." Did that joke about his name being a "good John houseman name" come about organically while off-set?
Is there any other names on the show that are real-world inspired? More specifically, does someone really have a buddy named Bob Sacamano?
ImlrrrAMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! if you had to pick an all time favorite comedian who would it be?
SeamanSock ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How long do you intend to stay in the entertainment industry?
Also how much of Larry David's life truly plays out similar to in his show? (Have you ever been with him on one of these crazy situations?)
ksdewat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, enormous fan. Seinfeld is my favorite show of all time, and I have a question about it. In some scenes, it's apparent that you're ready to crack up, and of course there are the famous outtakes like Kramer's "look away, I'm hideous" scene in which you completely lose it. Is there a scene in particular you remember as being funniest to you in the moment as you were acting it out?
I_Am_Ironman_AMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Larry King really think you guys were actually canceled versus choosing to wrap up the show? I remember his interview with you on his show and thinking, in my Chandler Bing voice, "can you BE anymore clueless?"
FlyingMethod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, thank you for doing this. You are a gem.
1: What is your absolute favorite car, and who will you take to get coffee in it?
2: What do you really think of Newman?
jsabo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Back in the 90s, my friend nearly put you on your ass when you were walking into a movie theater-- he was looking for us to tell us where our seats were, and we were looking at the girl you were dating at the time, so basically none of us noticed you until he almost plowed you over.
As Seinfeld became more popular, how much did you lose that anonymity, and has that changed since the show went off the air?
alendotcom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many legs at a time d you put on your pants?
Is CK Louis a downer to be around?
ATonOfBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry I am a huge fan of your stand-up comedy routines. I was wondering if you have ever bombed really badly, and if you did, how did it turn out?
wadester007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When will you write a autobiography? I've been waiting for it buddy.
rangerjello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to do the cannonball run who would be your copilot, and could you beat jay Leno?
user9899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What job(s) did you hold before getting into comedy full-time? What was your favorite?
GagagaGunman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Big fan. Simple question, howd you get your start in comedy?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
Thanks for doing the AMA. I've been a big fan of the Seinfeld TV show. I had all of the seasons of the show on DVD until my #%*+ of an ex-wife took them in the divorce. :)
Anyways you've rarely acted in films compared to your peers. With such power behind your name, I would have thought you would have done more movies. Have you ever been involved in a movie project but declined or do you have a distaste of acting in movies?
Martinreloaded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has ever people call you insane out of place or a retard? Just wondering
aresgaga ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry first of all I love your stand up and watched every episode of Seinfeld about 100 times. Love your style of comedy and I'm glad to see you still at it after all these years.
Now with the question. Are you still a big fan of Superman and is cereal really a favourite food of yours?
Thanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry what do you think is the funniest joke you've every told?
punchface ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say, it is impossible to not hear your voice when reading all your responses. Well done for forever being in my brain!
emvulo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I've been a huge fan of yours for years... Thank you for taking the time to answer questions for your fans. I once took my parents(who are also huge fans) to see you in San Antonio,TX over ten years ago. I know it's quite some time ago but at the end of the show you did a Q&A and my dad shouted out, "Where's Kramer?!". You responded with "Well, I'm the star of the show and I'm here.." Im not sure if you remember this but I just wanted to apologize for my dad's outburst. If I could've apologized to you then I would have. Anyhow, thank you again and keep up the great work!
amad3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I just wanted to say I always notice you have the coolest shoes on all the time during CICGC. Do you have a special hook up or even an endorsement? Or do you always just look awesome?
earlofrochester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! First of all, thank you for doing this AMA. It has been amazing so far! Just one question:
What do you think about the current trend of standup comedy? Having watched too much comedy routines myself, I find that throughout the 80's to the 90's, a lot of comedians based their comedy around poking fun at the ridiculous nature of human interaction - with obvious, notable exceptions, like Steve Martin - whereas today, it seems standup comedy is grounded in the absurd and/or being as tastefully offensive as possible, like Zach Galifianakis, Bo Burnham, and Daniel Tosh. This is a very difficult question to put into words, but I was curious about your opinion regarding the general state of modern standup.
savemejebus0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a huge fan of your work. Do you have any regrets about your reaction to Larry Kings comments?
DestinTheLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have any idea how important you would be to the youth of your day? It was almost as if you skipped a generation and definitively set the line of what comedy will be for most of that day's youth.
daniel_decrissio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find yourself saying "What's up with that?!" in daily conversations?
TurbanNator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I saw George Costanza in New York a few months ago and when I asked for his picture he said to leave him alone, which is respectable. I just wonder if you keep in touch with your cast-mates?
friendliest_giant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you bring me any soup?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about anal?
Danimal1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you enjoy doing more? Writing, acting/tv or stand-up?
gerrard2828 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How similar or different was the actual genesis and pilot of Seinfeld compared to the show's depiction of the beginning of the show about nothing?
chrispar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in the town that you got pulled over in during an episode of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee", any my friends and I have been arguing over who the cop was who pulled you over. Can you help settle it?
jbrtwork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I just had the opportunity to watch Long Story Short with Colin Quinn on Netflix. He's brilliant, BTW. What was directing that like for you and do you have other projects behind the camera lined up?
spidysweb87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is thissss?
mloganc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, huge fan of all your work, Seinfeld is a first language to me, its just genius work. Thank you for all the great laughs...
Here is my question: What is your favorite reason for breaking up with a girlfriend on Seinfeld? I.e. "she had man hands!", "she ate her peas one by one, but scoop her corn nibblets!", "she was a two-face!", "mulva?", etc...
Thanks again man, you're great...
hiscapness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how much was the ticket you got with Chris Rock?
Titantiger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, thanks so much for doing this AmA. As someone who has danced with the idea of doing stand-up for a while, you're a huge inspiration.
Anyway, my first question: I'm sure you get asked this pretty frequently, but who are your favorite up-and-coming comedians?
Second question: Your HBO special Talking Funny (with Chris Rock, Louis CK, and Ricky Gervais) was a great look into different opinions on what makes something funny and the life of a comedian. Was that as fun as it looked? Would you consider doing it again?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're THE BEST, Jerry! THE BEST!
I just wish I had the opportunity / funds to see you perform in person.
Bamres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What car do you think would be chosen for you if you were a guest on Comedians in cars getting coffee?...okay lets be real, what Porsche?
Kaerius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever figure out what the deal with airline food was?
chiggers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When was the last time you watched an episode of Seinfeld? Do you ever just fire up TBS and watch an episode or two? I'm always amazed at the replay value of every episode. Every episode seems to have aged very well.
chrisparlamas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I think the real question here is... Would you do a sequel to Bee Movie?
On a more serious note... have you checked out Bo Burnham? What do you think of his act?
And thanks for making me laugh.
ringpopproposal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best advice you can give to someone on how to start out in the acting scene?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a man whose last name is Kramer, thank you for making my last name a little more interesting. I haven't been called by my first name in years.
BigRon321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Quick question: Who is Bob Sacamanto (sp?)? It is a perfect way for Kramer to say the most ridiculous things.
TotelBee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I ever see you in real life, what's the least annoying way of getting your autograph?
TheSupremeKai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planning on having Bill Burr on CCC?
cliff_strangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats it like collaborating with Wale?
GoldFisherman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:42:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance on a reunion episode (not Curb)?
Swayz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry love your work. I know you love automobiles and I was wondering if you ever thought about doing light hearted funny show about cars, kinda like Top Gear UK? You and a few other comedians? I love the cars you drive in CCC, its awesome and thanks for putting on that show its great.
docpepson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As we all know, you're a car nut. That car in CCC with CK was interesting to say the least. I try to be well versed in automotive history and had never heard of that one before.
What I really want to know is what is your favorite automobile, and more importantly, why?
(Now I will wait in anticipation like a school girl for an answer)
Smile_for_the_Camera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I can't believe this is happening! I don't have any questions, just here to say what a huge fan I am of your show. I just bought tickets for me and my fiance to see you in Philadelphia in February as a wedding gift to him. I can't wait to see your performance!
telikinesis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still practice transcendental meditation>? Could you talk about how important it is for creativity?
You made me laugh all throughout the 90's , I can't thank you enough. Love you man
Userbadass ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your all time favorite knock knock joke?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry :) I am a big fan of Seinfeld and also CCC, but I had no idea you were a car guy until I first saw CCC! I guess I must live under a rock or something.
My questions :
Thanks! (please keep making CCC ... it's great!)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After having watched the "Comedians in Cars" episode with Michael Richards, I wanted to ask you about how he's doing. Obviously he's still keeping a low profile after his incident, but it still seems like he's loved and enjoyed by people as seen in the episode. Do you feel that enough time has passed that the public has forgiven what happened and are willing to enjoy his unique flavor of comedy again?
How awkward was the Letterman show interview knowing it was obviously a vehicle for Michael to offer his apology and it wasn't going well?
Mind101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What in the world does Dolores rhyme with?
Highlyasian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why Superman?
jared_number_two ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many random lines in a Seinfeld script are needed before you recognize the episode?
SheHadMANHands ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
She ate her peas.... one at a time.
Juventus19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favorite Seinfeld scene of all time? The one that you will always remember laughing about doing or was particularly funny in the end results, or whatever? Also, who was your favorite "small part" co-worker a la Mickey or Mr. Peterson, etc?
Die-Lahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - thanks for doing this. How much did you enjoy getting to announce a Mets game this year? Being a Phillies fan, it was tough for me to tune in and listen, but loved that you are getting involved in America's past-time!
BoxedCheese ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi Jerry!
I've been a huge fan for years and actually started re watching Seinfeld this past month. (finished "the slicer" last night!) What would you suggest for your younger fans that are trying to catch you live do about obtaining tickets to your shows? I saw that you where recently in Las Vegas and Sarasota both places that I have ties to but tickets where upwards several hundred dollars. I would love to see you live but as a recent grad, it's very tough trying to go to a Jerry show.
My girlfriend and I love how timeless Seinfeld is, and it continues to bring us joy every single night. Just wanted to say thanks for creating such a great show!
sink_tinkler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After doing a "Cars Getting Coffee" with Howard Stern, would you say he wears a wig?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I fondly remember those American Express ads you did a while back. They had those insanely stupid songs about "Wyoming" and Superman was with you for some reason.
Is there any possible chance that you could guest star in the upcoming Superman Vs Batman film? If nothing else, would you ever be interested in doing more advertisements like the AmEx ones?
naengmyun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are you gonna take over for David Letterman on The Late Show? That guy needs to retire already.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could drive with anyone -- past or present -- for CCC, who would you choose?
Ditzzeechick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do any of your kids, share your love of exotic cars?
clifwith1f ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! My website Honest Slogans was featured under a Top Sites for 2014 list, No. 7 to your No. 1 with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Just wanted to say that it is hilarious and I feel honored for it to even be listed in the same context as yours.
Hope you're doing well, and thank you for all that you've done to make me laugh over the years. (Also let me know if you're ever in Nashville and want to get coffee. I'm not comedian but I can make a pun every once in a while).
Dontquestionmyexista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thank you for being such an influential role in comedy today, and great AMA.
During the filming of Talking Funny with you, Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, and Chris Rock, how did you keep from kicking Ricky in the groin at least once?
Seriously though, what would you say was the biggest obstacle that you had to overcome during your career?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider playing a super villain? I know it's definitely not what you are really seen as, but for some reason I think you could pull it off!
Bloodshot_Jesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, i loved your cereal aisle bit back in the eighties you did on an HBO special. I was a kid and i'll never forget that bit it was hilarious. Are you still surfing?
ProfessorSpook ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian?
jvftw ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite brand of cereal? Or does it change weekly like me?
Bertlington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Can you speak about when and why the decision to end Seinfeld in it's ninth season came about? Was there any inclination to do a tenth?
SteveBruleRools ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings Mr Seinfeld! I'm a huge fan of everything you've ever made and would like to say I thought it was great that you stayed solid with Michael Richards. Although I'm sure nobody here agreed with his actions your ability to separate a person from a mistake was honorable. I'm glad to see he seems to be doing alright. Also what's the deal with Coke Zero? If it actually tasted like real Coke. Why wouldn't they just replace Coke with a healthier version?
Coke Zero bit is an x-post from showerthoughts
stigmaboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I just want to know what the deal with airline food really is?
Tony40 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will this car ever ever be on CCC? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=431863306828274&set=a.283760511638555.88489.243810202300253&type=1&theater
dirtnaps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yup, Seinfeld did not disappoint.
snatchhamster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, If you could ask /u/DoubleDickDude a question, what would you ask?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What music are you into these days?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is this...?
pixelperfect3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the story behind the green sneakers? What made you go "I want those"?
Inann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question, do you have an update on George's boss, Mr. Kruger, Daniel von Bargen? I hope he's doing better.
YonderMTN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing an AMA here on reddit. As a huge fan of Seinfeld, I have to ask, was there one episode or scene that was so outrageously funny or ridiculous that it took you and the actors way too many takes to finish? Thank you!
Skeeders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I have many fond memories as a kid spending time with my dad watching your show. I didn't understand all of the humour at the time but I would laugh anyways along with my dad. Can you post a picture of yourself signed To Raymond: With all my love, Seinfeld (or something funny) and upload it here to give to my dad, that would make his day.
MOIST_MAN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would Seinfeld have been different if it were produced today? 100 years ago?
swantodd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, I would like to say thank you for the many years of laughs, but I have a question pertaining more towards cars.
I too am a car enthusiast, and I am curious what your dream car (or even cars) has always been. Also, have you ever had the privilege of driving them, and if so did they live up to your expectations of being what you had always thought they would be?
Ipanman92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of getting Steven Wright on CICGC?
pdmcmahon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge admirer. Any idea when we'll get Seinfeld on Blu-Ray? More importantly, in W I D E S C R E E N ?
mbrown030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who came up with Festivus?
pinkdolphin02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it working with Patrick Warburton?
mjrkong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for existing and sharing yourself with us and everything! Many good questions have already been asked, so here's question #84 from my personal ask-Jerry-if-you-ever-get-the-chance list: I just finished reading Steve Martin's memoir "born standing up" and was wondering if you have read it and what your take on it is?
MrMissMrsMaam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents watched Seinfeld as I was growing up, I was born early 90's and I quote Seinfeld like it's my job... yet some of my friends have no idea what I'm talking about. It was my favorite show and my children some day will not not know about it! Thanks for all the laughs :)
Edit: (some of) my friends
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever hire a latex salesman?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was a crush you had in your heyday that no one knew about?
namedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you do a shout out to my friend at your show In august at the kitchener aud? I know its a lot to ask but she loves your stuff! Oh and I love you too, Jerry.
Linktank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what kinds of books do you enjoy reading in your free time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was CiCGC inspired by Robert Llewellyn's Carpool?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry:
It's in my family's mythos that, while you were in High School, you got into a fight with one of my relatives and broke his nose. Last name Fischer --- ring any bells? (no pun intended).
AlwayzPro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the Gortex coat that George wore in the episode called? I can't find the name of it.
DetectiveV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your honest thoughts on the Seinfeld curse?
The-Puppetmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite TV show currently?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your stand on today's shitty sitcoms like 2 broke girls?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What got you interested in comedy in the first place? What made you realize its an actual career path you can live off?
allknowingshah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which comedians did you admire growing up? Anyone particularly inspire you to do stand-up?
Creativation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any chance to get Michael Richards (Kramer) back in work doing his physical comedy to try to resurrect his career? It seems like all he needs is another Seinfeld type role to get back on track.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the cast of SEINFELD get back together often? What do you guys do if so?
unscribed_tablet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey, Mr. Seinfeld. LOVE your work. Does making people spew milk from their nose still bring you immense pleasure? (As I recall, according to a biography, it was when you caused a friend to do this in grade school, that you decided to become a comedian.)
Which episode of Seinfeld was most complicated/time-consuming to film?
Have you given any thought to doing another project like Bee Movie?
Keep living the dream; my husband and I adore you!
edit: Mr. Seinfeld--'cause you like that.
gobbluth69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of the Twilight Zone?
travmanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have been a stand up comedian for a while now. What has been your favorite memory while being a stand up comedian?
BillyRipkensXFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you appear on Julia Louise's show "Veep" if you were asked?
Kazak_DogofSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! I LOVE YOU! You're anything but phony. A few questions for you, good sir; Who are some of your favorite comedians of the past 15 years? Any guys you haven't had on CCC yet that you'd like? CCC is absolutely fantastic, by the way. You're one of my two all time favorite stand ups, any personal thoughts on my other, Dave Chappelle? Lastly; best advice for a novice stand up/improviser/comedy writer? I know some of these questions may be repeats, so if so just ignore the ones you've already answered. You da man.
calijauna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sup dickboy
BreweryBaron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has doing the show changed you personally?
Do you still keep in touch with the old cast?
Do you get Seinfeld "flashbacks"?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
were you actually pissed at Larry King in this clip? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU14ciTTfWo
cust71 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many of your peers ask about either doing movies full-time or going back to tv? I know the fans are asking, but do you get that a lot from fellow comedians/actors?
cogspa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm addicted to Seinfeld. I can't stop watching it and it's starting to upset my wife. I watch the two episodes at 10am every night plus I watch the episodes on Crackle constantly. What's wrong me? Any advice that will keep me marriage intact while allowing me to continue my viewing habits would be greatly appreciated.
coltonredwine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
An answer? Just one? For the entire collectivity of Reddit?
ogami1972 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, your show and your routines have become a big part of american culture, from "not that there is anything wrong with that" to Festivus. What are you most proud of, in these terms?
Thanks for spending time with us!
ApplesBananasRhinoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Growing up with Seinfeld, my almost-sister and I, and now even her teenage daughters, all reference the show practically daily in our lives. It just spoke to us on a level that no TV show ever did. It made our neuroses funny and somehow "normal" and we could get through life a little easier.
I can still watch the reruns and they never get old or tired, I still find new things in them to laugh at or relate to. Thank you for making the show, I hope to someday be a comedian as funny as you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, big fan. I've loved Seinfeld since I found out about it when I was about 10 (I was too young to watch it when it was on originally!)
Anyway, my question: What made you want to go back out and do a project again like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? It's very unique and I love the idea!
funkymunkey24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you like people to remember you, years and years from now?
Arc12912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I was raised on Seinfeld and am a huge fan. Two questions.
Will there be a Bee two movie?
Also what do you think of Jimmy Fallon's impersonation of you?
aWonderfulMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, My dad was wondering why it's so cold. I'm wondering why did you end Seinfeld when you did? Did you find yourself ready to move on, or did you want to go out on top with all the fans wanting more. Or did you want to end it at all?
Sounders90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Tl;dr: yadda yadda yadda
edit: additionally yadda
ApplesBananasRhinoc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot a yadda
TheDramos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, love your show, and I love your standup!
I'd like to get into doing some stand up myself, any pointers you'd like to give out? Thanks a bunch for the laughs!
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm depressed. Comedy these days seems to be terrible. Maybe or maybe not due to the readily available supply of marijuana among both comedians and the general public. This lowering of standards seems, to me, to have resulted in an overall drop in quality of standup comedy. What are you're thoughts on this/the current state of comedy today, in 2014 America?
nautankibaazi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry Why did you change your father after first season?
Clintman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car that you've owned and/or driven?
Oprama2016 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, love your work. It's ironic just last night my girlfriend and I were wondering why your career slowed down so much after Seinfeld. Why didn't you act more?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's the deal with airline food?
zonker4965 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did he even answer anything?
bsurfer9352 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Watched CCC last week with Mr. Louis C.K. and loved every minute of it! Two part question if you don't mind, first, does Louis own that boat? I know he owns/owned a different boat that made the news awhile back. Second, do you own or rent boats or is that not something you enjoy?
Alp-ha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planning to going back to tv-show business? Or movie business?
burntcolon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If your were able to fly without wings, would you still want wings anyways? Or would you rather just have a cape?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What current sitcoms do you enjoy?
1Leonard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In 100 years, what will we remember you for?
tarod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan here. Have you ever thought of bringing the cast of Seinfeld back together but for a show with completely different characters? Something similar to what the cast of A Fish Called Wanda did though please ignore the success they had with that! I just seems like since you all enjoyed working together it would be really interesting to see the same ensemble working together but in a different context!
SaintRev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have no idea how much Seinfeld has given me and my friends something to talk about and write our own scenarios with. Down here in the deep south, the mass marketed comedy is usually Madea or some other shit.
Thanks for Seinfeld TBS reruns.
SeeLowGreen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
But seriously, do you ever watch any of your old episodes of Seinfeld these days and reminisce? I think it would be pretty cool to watch something you did so long ago and be able to feel the impact it had and still has on t.v., comedy, society, the whole shebang.
jiveabillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people?
marshsmellow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite dirty joke? The one Funkhauser tells you on Curb is hilarious! Did he write it? Can you give us any background on the scene?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how did you refrain from laughing when Kramer pulled up his shirt and screamed "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!" I would've lost it.
BKizzle77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a lengthy interview with you a while back(I think it was in the New York Times) and you went into quite a bit of detail about your personal process for writing comedy - how you want every bit of a joke to be fine tuned and worked out for the best possible delivery - and how you practice it, not unlike an athlete practices and reviews after each go. To me, it seems extremely impressive and I think most people overlook this part of your comedy. Do other comedians go through a similar process? How do you predict whether or not an audience will laugh at a specific joke? How often do you scrap a joke that, even though you think is hilarious, just never hit home with audiences?
siegewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My fiancee and I are psyched to see you in NY on Friday. Just wanted to let you know you're awesome!
Planet-man ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Massive, lifelong fan here who'd reenact whole episodes of the show for his mother as a 6-year-old.
My question is, have you any feelings on The Seinfeld Comedy Program, or on Seinfelt, the archive of lengthy fake episode synopses? I figure the ModernSeinfeld twitter is pretty well-known at this point but those two are far more elaborate, bizarre and hysterical.
dubuscus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld, one of my favourite comedians on one of my favourite websites! This is a day to be grateful of.
What are you mostly grateful for in your career?
JoeyMc5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you miss doing Seinfeld at all? Would you ever do another season?
MaceBeanstalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I've watched every episode of CCC so far. Loved what you're doing and love to see you and your buddies sit around a BS. What's your favorite care you've driven so far? Are you working on any other projects?
sgtspike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about Bitcoin?
sjoshuac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Do you think another season of Curb will happen? If it does, it would be really cool if you were in it again.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you dislike Eddie Ifft?
callMEmrPICKLES ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just started watching curb your enthusiasm today. Are you a fan?
yougot99problems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love, love your show where you have coffee with celebrities and all your cars are awesome. Which celebrity was your favorite to have on the show? Im guessing Rob Reiner and what's-his-name? Lol as u see, I really researched my question. Im sorry, just so excited cause im a huge fan of yours Jerry.
bigredradio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your documentary Comedian, Orny Adams really came off as a douche while you appeared to be very grounded and quite down to earth. I understand that often creative editing can make anyone look good or bad. Was there a point to the way he was portrayed or was this just a "fly on the wall" view of two different comedians at different stages of their careers and it just turned out that way?
Just__Dandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! I read those books you had published, the "Letters from a Nut". Who is the nut? Does the guy have a day job, or does he make his living at the typewriter?
truthlesshunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry...great to see you here!
I actually think for how it's hyped as one of the best comedies of all time, i think "Seinfeld" is actually underrated because there was no show like that before at all and all of its nuances.
I know you've limited your involvement in other TV/movie things..but that brings me to two questions: 1. what is your current favourite show(s)? Would you ever want to be involved/guest in any of them?
Thanks!
MBorkBorkBork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I almost wasn't going to post, because I feel very shy & anxious about "talking" to you, which I know is silly, but I did want to take this opportunity to say thanks for enriching my life. I saw you here in Charlotte at a comedy show a few years before Seinfeld, after I saw you on The Tonight Show, and that remains one of my favorite comedy shows ever. I got into Seinfeld in syndication when my son was born in 1992. I hadn't watched much TV as an adult before that, then he needed to be held just about every minute, even while he slept, so I would sit holding him, and watch Seinfeld. There is something so wonderful about that time, about discovering your show and really relating to it, and being with my newborn... I started watching every Thursday, too, actually scheduling my time around your show.
I won't go into all the challenges we've had as a family, so I'll just say, laughter is so, so healing; I'm so appreciative of what you do & what you've brought us. My kids have seen Seinfeld here & there and always enjoy it.
This Christmas, they pooled their money & got me the Seinfeld Complete Series DVDs, and I am so, so looking forward to watching the series with them.
I know this is long.
TL/DR: Just... thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is gonna win the Superbowl? I'll bet on who you say
shifty313est ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No questions, just wanted to say you're my favorite comedian.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry big fan of the show and you since I was a kid. One of the greatest things you can do would be get Dave Chappelle on CICGC. And also come to Turkey you have a big fanbase here.
da409 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I personally wanted to get into some kind of comedy writing/standup comedy, although I really dont have any time to take classes for it. Did you ever take any classes to do standup comedy?
zZwizardZz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know in the show Louie there was a story about you replacing Lettermen, but could that ever be a real possibility? I know you would definitely be the ideal candidate.
slinkywheel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anything you like more than making people laugh?
Derggy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:46:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the one guest on CCC that you really want but haven't landed yet?
bethanngreenberg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Huge fan... i relate everything in life to a seinfeld episode. Question: Do black and whit cookies still make you sick?
roadwarrior70 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fame has always fascinated me. It must be such a bizarre experience, because it's a one-way street of familiarity. We know you, but you know nothing about us. I used to see you in L.A. and never bothered you, but saw you at Jerry's Deli once with Mario J., and people wouldn't even let you eat. Is fame mostly a burden for you, or does it still give you some enjoyment? It seems like it's as much a curse as a blessing.
AlanSinch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off Jerry ... Huge fan. Started watching Seinfeld when I was 5 with my mom. Didn't quite "get" all of the episodes, such as the contest haha.
If you had to introduce someone to Seinfeld for the first time, which episode would you choose?? I would go with "The Opposite," but I'm very curious on your choice!
laks316 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I'm a huge fan of yours. Do you have any new projects in hand?
PS: I still watch your show everyday at the gym. It still airs on atleast two different channels from 5-6 PM.
Crobb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for answering so many questions, so thoroughly. I also want to thank you for doing the Seinfeld reunion show on curb your enthusiasm. Was magical for me to see more of my favorite show of all time. Was this Larry's idea, yours, or both?
sban85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you secretly have George Costanza's infamous painting hung over in your man cave?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What is your favorite board game?
Colander767 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's the deal with airline food?
nutnics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Grape nuts, no grapes, no nuts, ... Whaaaat's the deal?"
MyNameCouldntBeAsLon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you do to keep yourself 'fresh' for comedy stuff?
redeyed_bomber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question here, just a thanks for being a great part of my childhood with the seinfeld show. it was something my whole family didn't mind me watching and i loved it. i was immensely thrilled when i saw ccc was subtitled on crackle. something most web series seem to be lacking. (i'm deaf so the subs are a must for me. =D)
DeckerR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, is Micheal Richards ever going to do comedy again, and what is your relationship with him really like?
DrScientist88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aside from you or anyone else who has acted on Seinfeld, who is your favorite actor/comedian. If its someone youve met or know personally whay are they like in real life. Also I have watched Seinfeld since I was a child. Always has been and always will be my favorite show!
Apology_Pending ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sorry to hear your show got cancelled.
WorstVillain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you love superman as much as Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld? Also would be Bizarro Jerry in real life?
Virgoan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your own words, why are you funny and how did that little show about single adults living in New York ever become popular?
Would you think that there is just one particular type of audience interested in your comedy?
What modern comedian has the most promise of becoming a classic such as yourself. (Kyle Tonaus)
Lestalia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this, Jerry. Huge fan of the show.
My friends and I like to joke around with "modern day" Seinfeld problems, ex. George can't find a job because his Facebook pictures are all so unappealing, Kramer becomes number one followed on Twitter because he found a stick in his food at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurant... Et cetera.
Tl;Dr WE STILL WANT MORE SEINFELD.
Would it be totally out of line to beg for a reboot or new episodes or just one YouTube video?
HinkHoll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when i get older, im going to adopt my very own stretch of new york state highway. you wait and see jerry seinfeld, you wait and see
Pardomatas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, in college I had a teacher who said he knew you. I don't know exactly how well he knew you but I was just wondering if you remember Dr. Nicholas Catalano?
He's one of the best teachers I ever had.
residentalienband ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which word do you think is the funniest: bibs, pouches, or ointment?
Wrong_Kid_Died ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you the master of your domain?
Derpinha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfield, pleasure to have you on reddit.
How would you describe the creative process for your work?
ninjashroom ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is Bee Movie 2 coming out?
Eventhorizzon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just re-watched all of seinfeld, Was just as enjoyable as when it was on air!
DFTBAwesome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one of the things you've done that you're the least proud of? (I.e The Bee Movie)
aced00d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your work! Eager to see your stand up show in Puerto Rico in March!! Hope you talk about the Puerto Rican parade Seinfield episode! Take care!
BenderRodriquez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know a lot of the stuff on Seinfeld was based on events that happened to Larry David in real life (some of that stuff also comes up in Curb Your Enthisuasm). Is anything based on events that happened to you in real life? Example?
RentonBoi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jeryy, love the show, loved bee movie, love the coffee series loved the time you were on Oz. Just wanted ask why didn't you marry Elaine? I mean c'mon.
ralexravis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was your Festivus? I was bitterly disappointed with many members of my family last year and it pretty good to let them hear about it.
frank62609 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you're awesome. Seinfeld grew on me like wine to the pallet. I didn't really love it at first, but as i began to understand it, i fell in love with it. CICGC is another really great creation of yours. You have amazing access and these people who seem somewhat untouchable to the general population really open up to you.
Q: Why do you love New York so much? Is there something specific about this city or is it everything all mixed together?
RedFive_Standing_By ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These pretzels ... are making me THISTY!
HI Jerry! Just couldn't pass up the chance to tell you my favorite episode from Seinfeld.
Question: Have you given any thought to doing another sitcom? One televised on a major network? Any thoughts on how the sitcom market is so different than when Seinfeld ran?
neuromorph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another Superman question: how would you rank the movies so far (including Man of Steel)? Also, are you excited about Superman v Batman and the upcoming Justice League movie?
CaoMau ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Of all the people I admire in this world, only with some I would like to take a picture with, and you were a childhood hero to me Jerry. I grew up watching Seinfeld. Is there any way you can take a picture of yourself holding a paper saying you love my username? Since I'm too far away for an autograph, that would make my month.
Awesomerguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am such a huge fan. I love Seinfeld. It's such a good show and I love the humour. I've wanted to become a comedian and your a big part of my inspiration. What's some advice you could give on becoming a famous comedian?
Lp1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most kids (teenagers) are embarrassed of their parents at some point. This has followed me into my 20's since I heard my mom on the phone with Comcast yesterday because her DVR was full...
Anyway, do your kids think you're funny? Or do you just embarrass them like a normal parent?
KembaWakaFlocka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you did that episode on 30 rock, who was the funniest person you met on set?
skarms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I was just wondering what episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee sticks out in your mind over any others. Thanks for the AMA!
Mcmoonwich ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're amazing, and my husband and I both love you and your show! I guess I'm just curious if you were ever nervous about the show's success/future? Was there ever a season or episode you were particularly nervous about airing?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a huge fan of the Seinfeld show, one of my favorite things is the cast of "simple" characters, almost comic-book like. Kruger, Peterman, Babu, the kid George takes to Paris, the "Jimmy", and so on. Was it a conscious choice to write these characters like that? It works brilliantly! What is it about their simplicity that makes them so funny?
theblue1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you can only own one Porsche "911". what year, color, and options do you pick?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for this! Are there any comedians that you are really hoping to get in "Comedians in Cars", or is there someone you've asked that wouldn't?
yougot99problems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My daughter is named Stella because of the episode of Seinfeld (not the movie its famous from) and my sons middle name is Seven. Like George said, "Its a beautiful name for a boy....or a girl.
SlimeBeherit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the immediacy of laughter that people have grown accustomed to? Scrolling and scrolling from meme to pics, only to make them chuckle and move on.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Ovaltine?
gallion311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like getting pulled over in the Chris Rock CCC episode?
One of my favorite moments from the series :).
chingao327 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Helloooo Jerry.
As yet another big fan, I recently watched a panel discussion with you and fellow comedic compatriots, Louis CK, Ricky Gervais and Chris Rock. I loved every minute of it, and learning about your individual takes and experiences in the comic world was so mind-broadening, for lack of a better term. The chemistry between you four was off the charts. Are we ever going to see you four together in a scripted production of any sort in the near future?
Happy belated Festivus.
SummerRoadTrip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved all the interactions of Seinfeld's characters. The Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris conversations always made me lose it. Their heated conversations were incredible. How was anyone on set able to hold in their laughter in order to get a decent take?
CoopTroop1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When filming any show movie or recording ever you always sound so happy. How do you manage to always be happy in everything that you do?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Wale's album More About Nothing?
urfrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're from my hometown and your name is written in every textbook at MHS (our local high school) known to man. You are a god among men here, Mr. Seinfeld. (Go chiefs.)
tillerthyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hope I'm not too late...So Jerry, were there any incidents or issues using that drone during filming. I am picturing it getting to close to an 18 wheeler, knocked in front of you and getting run over by a muscle car.
CunningStunt13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Grew up on your show like a bunch of people but I always wanted to ask you if you and Larry ever bumped heads about ideas on the show? You two always seemed like really headstrong fellows so it might have happened!
Thanks for doing this!
analburps ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where can I stream Seinfeld for free? I must know. For my sanity.
Lsracer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry. Thanks so much for doing the AMA. Just a question on your web series: do you think it would be a success on its own? I mean without you having so much clout as Jerry Seinfeld? Do you think if you were an unknown up and coming comedian could you make a career off this series or is it 'successful' because Jerry Seinfeld does it?
PieroIsMarksman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that friends copied your sitcom?
Step-Father_of_Lies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the funniest person you know that isn't a comedian or actor?
SeizeTheCarp_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you compete with jay Leno over your car collections?
Damianyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Helllooooo LALALA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haven't seen the new episode, but you made some seemingly disparaging remarks about Louie CK to Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner. Was that sarcasm? Also, how big of a thrill was it to watch crappy movies and eat pastrami with those two icons of comedy?
BeefyTits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you find that people often try to be funny in front of you? As if they have to impress you or something?
PhendranaDrifter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Mr. Seinfeld, just wanted to say that I loved your work in Benson!
Any advice for recent graduates who are looking to start a career in the comedy writing field? Thanks! Have a great day, fellow New Yorker!
Brannigans-Law ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the best movie you've seen in the past year or so?
Also, thanks for the AMA, this is literally the best one I've ever read.
jeffeffect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian besides yourself?
margiedillenburg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, huge fan, see/read/watched everything that's had your name on it. It seems one reoccurring theme from some of your work (The Bee Movie, The Comedian, etc.) has been that the key to success is not a secret: its hard work. Do you think the proliferation of camera video phones recording every bit that a comedian tries out to a new crowd has changed the game?
Aktow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw Seinfeld on Carson sometime around 1980. He did a lost-sock-in-the-dryer bit. I was just a kid, but I remember at the time thinking how unusually funny it was. Just simple stuff, but so damn funny.
GuybrushMonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your most and what your least favorite bit by yourself and other stand ups... (that's actually 4 questions in one... well... i am greedy ...)
anras ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for the years of entertainment. I love that even now, nearly 16 years after the series finale, I can bond with people of all stripes of life by working in a Seinfeld quote or reference.
synrgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I'm a big fan. Keep up the good work.
Do you like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain?
abeuscher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It really seems to me in a lot of ways that Seinfeld perfected the classic sitcom format to the degree that it actually ended the format. While there are still some stragglers left churning that stuff out, all interesting new comedy series (Arrested Development and Community for example) seem to be challenging the format and pushing boundaries in ways very different than Seinfeld, which seemed like a polished perfect result of everything that had come before it. Obviously there are a lot of forces at work to cause the paradigm shift, but do you feel / recognize that a lot of the modern sitcom is based around you, much in the way The Dick Van Dyke Show and Lucy set the precedent for decades past? Also, do you think the sitcom itself is a timeless format, or that this too shall pass?
just_zhis_guy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did those pretzels really make you guys thirsty?!
pipes95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite Mets player?
24_dc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, HUGE fan. HUGE. Thank you for doing this AMA. I am so happy about CCC (my fave being the episode with Alec Baldwin as he thinks he is rapier than you) It's interesting how we as viewers are pretty much eavesdropping on select parts of your conversations. I can't help but wonder what else I'm missing out on - outtakes and whatnot. Are the things you talk about on CCC discussed about in advance or just spur of the moment?
willbearpig ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you in fact, the master of your domain?
donovanbailey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan here with a very important question. Are Seinfeld episodes chronologically ordered by months?
I actually have no idea, but I bet some friends that they were and they couldn't prove me wrong because the exterior shots seem to change with the seasons.
Did I deserve those beers? This has haunted me for years. Thanks in advance.
kamdaman1212 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I was actually just watching The Best of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and I saw that you had come on a couple of episodes and been a part of the show. That got me thinking, for being one of the funny geniuses of our time (yes, I am a big Seinfeld fan), you must be friends with a group of people who are equally funny all of the time. Of all the people you've met over the years, is there anyone who you can dub as THE funniest in person?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I loved Seinfeld even if it was just a bit before my time. I have my parents to thank for introducing me to it. They are huge fans and went to one of your shows a couple of years back.
My question is this: Do you consider Seinfeld to be one of the greatest things you have ever done? Or are you just so used to it that it's just one of those things you have done?
Maboodee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan of you and of Dave Chappelle.
What are your thoughts on him?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you laugh when watching your show
pdiddddy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Jason Alexander have a boat? http://goo.gl/yz2W3H
rterrana691 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I watched your CCC with Louie. Very funny. Would you ever go see a 3D film with him?
vanillasanchez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a current favorite sitcom that you enjoy watching?
Airsinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I'm coming to see your show in Peterborough!!
wearewhatwepretend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say that I am a huge fan!! Your show was so interesting to me as a kid I loved the social interactions and discussions of what is socially normal. I went to school to study sociology and all of my professors talked about or used your show in one way or another to discus society. You're a hero in the social sciences!! It is a genius show one that can never be outdone. Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, before you leave please stop by /r/standupshots by clicking on this text.
If you agree to do this, then tonight I will watch Bee Movie instead of UHF or an episode of Duckman. What's not to like?
iPNewok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend Ryan loves you. We're talking idol status. Can I get a shoutout to him?
supremekhaoz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, Welcome to reddit :D I've heard you like to collect cars. How many do you have and are all the cars in your web series yours? If they are wow those are some sweet cars!
Nickblondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry could you say Hi to my sister Sophie who is your biggest fan in England! Thank you! Nick
YeaDude41 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thank you for doing this. I 'm from the NYC area, just graduated from The University of Colorado, a fellow member of the Tribe and a die hard Mets Fan. I grew up watching Seinfeld with my parents and have been writing screen plays for the last year and a half for fun with hopes one will get picked up. I am also a PA because I figured that would be a good way to get my foot in the door.
I was wondering if you can offer any advice for someone who is just trying to get their foot in the door in the entertainment business(Screen writing/production). Also I know its a long shot but if you are looking for a PA or know someone who is, I'm in the area and would love to learn the business from the people you work with.
Thanks Jerry
whiskey-rye ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who ended up paying for the coffee when Rob Einstein wouldn't help cover it?
roamingtheworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry - I'm a HUGE fan, always have been. There is no other show that I love more than Seinfeld. My family watches it together literally as a ritual and my significant others have to be a Seinfeld fan (it's a pre-req, kinda like Elaine's abortion question haha).
I wanted to ask if it would be possible for you to just leave a quick voicemail for my mother saying hi - it would be an amazing present for her! I have a google voice number setup where you can leave a voicemail for her.
THANK YOU for being awesome, and for all your talent.
AnotherPint ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry... now that you have a little distance for perspective, how do you feel about the SEINFELD finale?
Ninjewx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever go to that "soup man" restaurant in Manhattan?
Mushu_Pork ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just a big fan. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is great!
And your normality considering your success is nice (I thought making an exaggerated compliment concerning your normality would be absurd).
Keep working as it brings laughter to many, and chuckles to a few.
I'm sure if I saw you in person I'd freak out, but thanks to the gift that is the internet, I can type calmly and provide adequate conversational malaise.
mrlazysmurf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How bout those Mets?
wrapped_in_clingfilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of users here in the UK. Have you thought of doing any work here, UK based series for instance?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is crazy! I'm 27 and I never saw the show, Seinfeld. I just started watching it a few weeks ago.
My question is... why were your shirts so damn big?
Alicenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, Seinfeld is the greatest thing to happen to television. The comedy will forever be refreshing. Thank you for doing this AMA. Question: Do you still write only with Bics? And if so, why Bics?
I_Are_Brown_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Where did the inspiration for the episode at the dealership with George hunting a TWIX and Cosmo running out of gas come from?
My favorite episode.
Headly11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you consider the Seinfeld story in the Curb episode as Seinfeld canon or is it it's own separate thing?
mjs128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any episodes of CCC that stand out as being really fun to film?
Noblebeasts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, who are your favorite sports teams?
BigBill420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for doing this AMA!
Big fan! Just out of curiosity, what made you want to do Bee Movie? I think you add a tremendous amount of "likability" to any show or movie, so I'm sure you get approached quite a bit with animated / voice-over projects... What have all the other animated / voice-over projects been lacking for the past 7 years?
seafood10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Porsche, what is your favorite model and year? How fast have you taken one of your Porsche's?
BringerOfTheBacon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what was it that got you into stand up comedy? i abseloutly loved your show
StamperOilPR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, don't normally catch these things this early in Australia. Just want to thank you for the original 9 years of quality family time I had watching your show and then additional years of reruns. One if the greatest things to happen in television.
Restafarianism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like taking naps?
_Tank_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,never really been a fan of Seinfeld what episode would you recommend?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What 3 words would you use to describe your relationship with Larry David?
codyrussel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, and thanks for the laughter over the years. Wonderful you continue to do so, all without crude language, and off-color humor.
Question: We know you love cars and heard you've ordered a NSX so how big is your collection now? I'm an automotive instructor and would like to know your fave car that you own?
Russ
sacm54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your average working day routine like from rise to bed?
godsdebris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friends and family watched the show all the time when I was younger, but the only thing I remember the most was the soup guy. I still use that with people, except now no one knows what I'm referencing. No soup for you... :(
What is your favorite scene/line? Is there any scene you would change? If so which one and why?
Z_witha_ZED ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you have done so much and worked with so many people. Who is a living actor you would love to interview/work with?
rozyhammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite comedians working today? I really enjoy your new show, what's next for you? Anything you can tell us about some ideas for the future?
Happy_ScrappyHeroPup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As I'm sure you're aware, Colin Quinn is planning a massive road trip oriented series with rising star Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan. It's been rumored that you might be involved with the show in some capacity, considering how close you are with both stars. Would you care to comment?
Misquote_The_Bible ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of Man of Steel?
losjoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I noticed at some point in the show the Skip Barber sticker showed up on the fridge. Is there an interesting story behind that? Do you track any of your current cars?
4TheWolfX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win in a fight, a grilled cheese or a taco?
Acadia02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much bacon do you eat a year?
JamesD97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your opinion, what was the funniest joke that you have every told during stand-up?
Kazak_DogofSpace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I forgot to ask; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is very indebted to Seinfeld, taking the idea of a group of friends who are, essentially, horrible people (as the Seinfeld finale so brilliantly pointed out) and pushing it to over the top 21at Century extremes. Have you seen the show? Are you a fan? Any thoughts? Thanks! I'd drive you to the airport anytime!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry? how do you feel about baseball hats... do you wear them from time to time? and what's your favorite hat?
dmcup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry how much time a day do you spend writing your material?
gallion311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite airplane snack? Peanuts, Pretzels or Cookies? Giddy-Up.
phed99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you go about choosing the cars for your new show? Is it just what's available or is there a process?
shazbottle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what did you think of Hattiesburg, Mississippi when you performed here?
toiletpubes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you a few years ago at The Orpheum in Memphis. One question - what's the deal with the price of those tickets?
notranger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I don't know if you've had time much time to walk around Vancouver when you've visited us but we have some amazing Walter White murals... my question to you, any suggestions on Seinfeld murals? whether it is yourself or any character from the show?
For reference: http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/09/breaking-bad-vancouver-murals/
SteelyDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you get tired of people feeding Seinfeld lines back to you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
travmanx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there anything in your career as a comedian that you haven't done, but really wanted to?
honeythyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Thanks for doing this, huge fan. I love CICGC. Whenever I watch it, I'm so curious about the people surrounding you in the coffee shops. None of them seem to be gawking, even in the distant background. How do you make this happen? Do you let everyone know what's going on beforehand, are they extras? Fill me in, friend!
Username777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just got here, so it may have been asked and answered already. How many times out of 10 would you say people who come up to you ask you to hear their impression of you? Do you enjoy it at all or do you find it as annoying as I think you would?
kn33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you feel about Bee Movie? How were you approached for it? What were your thoughts on it when you were first asked, as it was being made, and when it was published? What was your favorite part?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dunkin' Donuts or Starbucks?
Crow486 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you enjoy collecting Porsche's more or driving them? Of the ones you take out, where are your favorite roads to drive?
krameratneu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Question on the final episode:
Couldn't you have used the defense that you were actually helping the man by video taping the incident and therefore helping to capture the real criminal?
crazymoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem like a margarine using type guy. Butter or Margarine?
gabrielwrites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA Jerry, Huge fan!
As someone who wants to break into the television writing world, do you advise stand-up comedy as the best route to follow?
Solaire_Astora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, have you ever praised the sun?
edwardsamson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a bit late so I doubt I'll get an answer but here's my random question-
What do you think of the internet as a way to break into the entertainment industry compared to more traditional means. By the internet I mean like Youtube, Vines, Vimeo, stuff like that were you can start a series with your own means and still get millions of views (if you're good).
And to build on that, if you were just starting out now would you try the internet path?
Thanks!
sellurpickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I caught your interview with Alec Baldwin on NPR a few weeks ago and I have to say I love your rational for not stamping your name on a thousand sitcoms after the end of Seinfeld. Was there one glaring cautionary tale that brought you to this consensus or was it entirely internally driven?
P.S. I grew up watching you with my parents every week and Frasier after that. It was some of the best time I spent with my family and you've given us jokes that we can all relate to that will last a lifetime. Thank you.
orange_tictacs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, may I call you Jerry?
What is your favorite, most proud moment of your career?
You have done a bunch of stuff in a bunch of places with a bunch of people. Whats your fave?
exAnimoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I'm a stand up comic, working out of the San Francisco Bay Area who is about to hit his one year in comedy. I asked one of my comedy mentors (Mr. Gunn) this question and wanted to know what you thought:
Every comedian has their influences and inspirations that they get from their favorite comedians. How do you, as a comic, use those influences without BECOMING your favorite comedian?
I noticed a lot of other amateur comedians are so into their influences that they end up becoming bad impersonations of their favorites comedians..
Thanks Jerry!
bolaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just totally read this whole AMA using jerry's voice in my head.
illini81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Have you read any alternate endings to Seinfeld that you stopped and thought to yourself "damn, that's good, I wish we would have written that"?
Huge fan!!
Black_Plazma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I don't have a question I just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs through my childhood and into my adulthood. I grew up watching your show, and spent many good times with my family and friends watching it. You and the cast of Seinfeld are now the background on my phone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Been watching Seinfeld for 15 years! I saw you at the fox theater in Detroit back in 2000! Anyways... Do you ever smoke pot? I've just always imagine how fun it would be to get stoned with Jerry Seinfeld
PrincessAloria ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up watching your show Seinfeld :) and I just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs :D
Welp back to my drawing~
animalcrackers1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love that Jerry is answering these questions thoughtfully, as opposed to typing out (or having his PR person) type out one or two word answers like so many celebrities do.
Jerry, if you're still here - I first saw Seinfeld when I moved to NYC (from London) in 1996. Next to the British version of the office, it's my favorite funny TV show :)
Can you tell me about your most awkward encounter with a fan?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, besides Seinfeld what is your favorite sitcom whether past or present?
DrProfCapt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favourite TV show on the air today?
Crazytalkbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Do you occassionally browse the Reddit Funny section, and do any posts stand out in your memory as particularly funny?
Thanks!
STALKER___ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you'll ever travel the world? If so, were and when?
Wolfbrother132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite character to work with? How did they act off set? Do you still have a relationship with them?
amishredditor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry! i love your web show, and the one with letterman was cool...awesome to see a burnout in the parking lot of stew's! can't wait to see the one with howard. anyway, on to my questions. what's your favorite car of all time? and what's your favorite car that you've owned, if they aren't the same? what about it/them do you like so much?
(incidentally, i think you might know my good friend and his dad!)
ploydgrimes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Much respect to you sir. I only have one question.
What is the deal with airline food?????
magikaarp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:52:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you meet Jerry Stiller? He plays one of my favorite characters on the show.
Frank_Lloyd_Wrong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are these people?
wheezymustafa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, is the aristocrats joke still a thing with comedians, or did that fade away?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Reddit Mr. Seinfeld!
My question is: If an alien from another planet came, and you needed to somehow explain to them quickly why you are an important person on Earth, what would you tell them?
CharlieBA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld. Thank you for answering questions here on reddit.
You wrote that you chose comedy because it seemed easier, but that "It turned out to be much harder than work, and not easy at all."
Can you please describe what a work day when you are writing is like? Do you have a schedule where you get up early in the morning?
Also, did you and Mr. David take notes while you two were talking and coming up with ideas?
Thank you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry:
I'm going to be the jerk who doesn't really ask a question, but I just thought I'd like to tell you that I've been watching Seinfeld since I was around 4 or 5, and I am 26 now. The show completely messed with my head and has aided(?) me in becoming the person I am today. Relationships, friendships, how I talk to people...it can all be blamed on Seinfeld.
Maybe I should ask, are you looking for a Darren? I may or may not move to NYC for that gig.
RoderickGunnar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, being a stand up that has made it into the stratosphere, what holds back funny, talented comedians from making it big? I think of guys like Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Brian Regan and wonder how these guys don't have shows even if only on a cable network.
xToxicLlamax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, since this is probably the only time I'll be able to do this, I like to imagine you do this pretty often. Is that true, Jerry?
PopeBonerDick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you own a horse?
Shaleena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite memory as a child?
Nataliely ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get tired of answering questions about Seinfeld? Do you ever feel like it has put a shadow on your other projects, or restricted you during stand up? or is it still rewarding to have generation after generation obsessed with it? (myself included)
MisterHandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What ever became of Orny Adams?
yellowpigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get tired of being funny?
millamber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your feelings on a comedian who "works blue" as opposed to clean? Any preference?
ecvdingo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where did my yugioh deck go? I cant find it anywhere
simiya ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Thanks for this AMA!
Is there any comedian/comedy that you think is currently underrated?
What kind of non-comedic entertainment do you like?
Alecbaldwin34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On the Seinfeld episode when they were casting for the 'Jerry Show', were the actors rehearsing for George, Elaine, and Kramer the 'real' friends of Larry David?
Ord1125 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since the Bee Movie, any more thoughts or other scripts come up for future Animations that have you have considered or taken an interest in?
I find your voice to be fantastic for most animations would love to see more.
ReelGeneus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Seinfeld, Kramer is definitely a strange character. What was Michael Richards like off stage?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you play video games?
triddicent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey Jerry, what did you think about Kramer's stand-up scandal? Did it affect your relationship?
also, I live on the upper west side and we would run into Jerry Stiller and love to give him the ol' "serenity now!"...he probably hates us. One last thing! My sisters both attends/attended Chapin.
mrbiggleswurth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mom had sex with you in '92 and I was born a little over 9 months later. I have a large nose. You are my dad.
Dingthatling ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it to be a dick on Louie?
irelia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who is the next big stand up comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have Festivus Pole?
senhordobolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel like, being a Bee?
GreeneMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I love Seinfeld. You're a great comedian!
thefutureismeow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, what makes your relationship with Larry David so special? At what point did it hit you that he was the guy you wanted to create a television show with?
Watching Seinfeld is a family pastime for us. And Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is great as well. From that heartfelt conversation with Michael Richards to scaring the shit out of Ricky Gervais; it's gold, Jerry!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, will you please start a series called "Getting High with Louis CK and going to the Cinema" (gettinghighwithlouisckandgoingtothecinema.com) Thanks!!!
ProvokedProvocation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
RulerofReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up watching your shows, and I just want to say that you're awesome. My question? "Why didn't you say hello Jerry?"
jablomi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I am a huge fan, I truly believe Seinfeld set the tone for modern comedy television.
Question: How hard was it deciding what direction to take the series finale? Also, were there any characters you wanted to bring back for the finale but were unable to make happen?
Thanks for making me laugh time and time again!
pd1459 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to pick one person to make invading aliens laugh to save the human race, who would you pick?
dbacksgirl1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I have one more question. Are you ever coming to Phoenix, AZ to do your stand up?
codyjames227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yo jerry! What's the best cities to get your start comedy in? and what's an alternative way of writing if you can't write very well?
SoupermanPants ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the family you have on the show (uncle leo, your parents, etc.) similar to your real family?
Also, why did you take the pen?
tmoore82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, where is Grenyarnia? Can one get there on a sail boat?
Ngl0uri0usBASTRD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't mean to get vulgar, and i'm not sure if it was you or Larry who had to do with this writing but in Curb Your Enthusiasm, the specific episode when its a Seinfeld reunion and the producers daughter has a rash on her Pu##y. that has to be just about the funniest series of dialogue i have ever watched. Gold. the ending is priceless. What is your favorite Curbed episode?
Absinthe_Mind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Kramer really your Dog?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wondered... Why do they call them Cherry Pickers?
hmanders1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan, just wanted to thank you for all the laughs over the years.
cutkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How upset was Larry Charles by the canceling of the episode with the gun?
He said in an interview that he mostly put himself into the Kramer character, because you were already writing yourself and Larry was writing George, and Kramer being so underdeveloped in the first seasons, he put a lot of energy into developing that character.
Peter Mehlman recently complained you still haven't lifted the doodle ban. Is that still in effect? Thanks.
godsdebris ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry! Thanks to friends and family I grew up with you on the TV.
Oh, what the hell. Got a moment? Could you call my mom and leave a voice mail telling her I'm sorry for forgetting Christmas (I live in Japan) and that my make-up gift is on it's way? :D
PeteA84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is well beyond anything that'll get seen, but TIL Jerry Seinfeld is an amazingly nice guy!
lady_elaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Much to my husband's annoyance I find a way to make a reference to Seinfeld at least once a week. Love your work, Jerry!
My question, what did George say to the Scientologist in the Parking Garage episode that made her kick you guys out and drive away tires squealing? I've always wondered this!
adfoe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with corn nuts?
doela ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a huge fan of your work Mr. Seinfeld.
What sprung off the idea to begin "Seinfeld" with snippets of your act instead of diving right into the episode of the story itself?
evertondave ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am thinking if getting a tattoo that says "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY." Should i do it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your eyes, what is the absolute minimum that somebody would have to do in order to deserve to die?
Syatek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will we ever get to see Seinfeld Vision?
Sweebrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the Sein. I have most episodes memorized. Since I started watching VEEP on showtime, I am really appreciating Elaine and what great timing she had/has. The four of you became tighter and tighter as the show went on. Was it Larry's idea to do those bit parts he had or did you/someone else suggest he do them? "Lawyer in the cape", "the hysarical space man", "Big Stein" (I love Curb too)
thepoosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you think that George's father and Kramer would be multi millionaires if Kickstarter was alive back in the 90's?
doublejpiece ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I was just watching The Yada Yada last night. I love the part where George barges into Jerry's "confession" with Father Curtis and shares an elongated stare with Jerry while you both remain perfectly motionless, and George's swinging jacket drawstring is the only proof that the image isn't frozen on screen. Was that improvisational on Jason Alexander's part, and how controversial was Debra Messing's final (hilarious) line of that episode?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Can you give us a celebrity book pick for Book Guys Show?
CMKgraphics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could provide advice to an individual who might lack comedic talent, even in basic social settings, what would it be? How do you change this unfortunate skill I ... (I mean any individual)... might lack?
xetra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
GravitasFree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just the one?
PhilosopherKingSigma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many of the petty, but totally justifiable, reasons to not date someone that you explored on Seinfeld have you actually experienced? Or what was is your biggest deal breaker. Whatever is easier.
UpNArms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! The tonight show episodes of Louie made you out to be a Hollywood jerk. Did you enjoy playing a role like that?
eyw1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jer! When you're doing out of town one nighters, are you flying in privately for the show and then right back? Also, when can you pick me up for coffee?
wackattackyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to beat up one other celebrity who would it be?
barcaloco86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you Jerry.
Yeah_Okay_Sure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan! Just wondering how the reunion season on Curb was for you? Was it fun doing a "fake" reunion while doing a real one?
I just wanna say I think that was the perfect way to do it, and one of the best seasons of Curb. Hope it comes back and hope you do a couple more spots! Thanks for all the laughs.
question_for_seinfel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Huge fan here.
Thereโs something Iโve always wanted to understand about you. I had probably seen every episode of Seinfeld before hearing these stories, so they did not form my opinion of you as I watched your show. Iโve heard several stories from friends about you being a not nice person in real life. The one I remember in particular was how someone spoke to you in the bathroom in your office building in New York, you stared at the guy but said nothing, and the next week or so you were building a private bathroom on the same floor.
Iโve heard other things along those lines. Since Iโve grown older, I understand why you have to avoid engaging with people. But these stories are always in the back of my mind as I watch Seinfeld and CCC. I canโt see you the same way anymore.
I guess that wasnโt a question as much as it was a statement. But I guess I want to know what your take is on how youโre perceived on a personal level with strangers. Is there no validity to these claims? Do you realize this is how youโre sometimes perceived? Do you care?
Many thanks.
shifty_pete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, What is your favorite music to listen to? And do you go back and watch Seinfeld reruns when they are on TV?
DestinTheLion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a little piece of amusement, not much of a question.
Whenever I asked a person amongst his group of friends which Seinfeld character he is, it is always without fail Jerry. It is one of the weird truths of man that everyone in fact considers themselves to be the straight man of their life, despite all evidence to the contrary.
If they were not characters of the show, I would imagine even the character of Seinfeld would see themselves as "Jerry's".
screamingchicken579 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is your favorite of your car collection?
put_on_the_glasses ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's amazing how much Jerry begins to look like Gilbert Gottfried as the years go on. See?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry
Is having a great car collection and being able to drive different vehicles, tinkering on said vehicles and being seen driving cool vehicles worth all the lameness that goes with making the gobs of money and being a celebrity?
Your fan,
LTHT.
rogowcop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. Huge fan of you and your show!
I'm only 20 years old but I remember playing with my toys on the ground when I was little while my dad was watching Seinfeld. I didn't get it when I was little but now it is my favorite sitcom that has ever or will ever air. Few questions for you:
What happened with the painting from "The Kramer" after the episode was filmed?
What up and coming comedian do you personally like?
Thanks again for doing this! You are the man!
swanzie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry...many years ago...Howard Stern and Gilbert Gottfried called your answering machine and left you several very long messages of Gilbert being Jerry Seinfeld Jr. I always wondered what happened when you heard those messages. Was it annoying? Did you laugh? Any insight after all these years would be wonderful.
TwinPecs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I saw you in South Bend a few years ago and it was the best show I've ever been to.
I'd love to know: is there any responsibility to being a comedian, especially on-air?
Sending messages through television can really make an impact on people, and I'd love to know if you were ever cautious with how you guys approached various topics on the show.
Thanks for the AMA!
m2k88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats with all the white shoes?!
k00k327 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Thank you for making my family laugh all these years and for all the memorable quotes!
My question: What's your go-to/favorite one liner?
WhenIm6TFour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to watch your show with my parents when I was little. One night my dad was taking customers out to dinner in the city while my mom and I were watching your show back in NJ. My dad calls us from the restaurant to tell us that you're at the table next to him, and I told him you couldn't be because you were on TV right at that moment. I don't have a question, just thought you might like to know :)
devatrox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld on Netflix? :)
beansjawns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Bizarro universe where you didn't go into comedy, what is your profession of choice?
Interior_Renekton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's your honest opinion about the new Acura NSX?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow this is awesome. I'm a huge fan of the show, everytime i am bored i watch some random episodes and they never stop cracking me up. But one question burns my mind. How on earth did you find Michael Richards for the Kramer role, and is he just as messed up in real life?
FroggerIsTheFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSBFeP-i3A where you said The Hearbreak Kid, The Graduate, The Inlaws, and Glengarry Glen Ross were some of your favorite movies. These are some great movies I really liked too!
Could you share with us some of your other favorite movies? They don't have to be comedies either, though comedies are great =)
Thanks Jerry!
SonsofWorvan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When did you first realize you were funny?
topplehat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Seinfeld ever be on Netflix?
SamauriSanta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grew up watching Seinfeld, thanks for sophisticated humor at such a young age. You are a true comedy legend, and I admire the person you portray yourself as, well thought out and longterm consideration. That's all. Have a good life.
twrodriguez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Ben & Jerry's had a flavor named for you, what the flavor be like?
ThisisMalta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I just wanted to thank you for providing my brother and I an avenue for curing boredom, as we inevitably start doing "Seinfeld Trivia" by asking random facts/quotes/characters from episodes when we are shooting the shit.
Thanks!
JsosX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanna say that I love your show (my all time favorite comedy show) and if there is one show I would love to have never seen so I could enjoy it all over again it would be Seinfeld. Thanks for all the laughs and for doing this AMA!
ondaphonedriveing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could only have one car, for the rest of your life what would it be?
And thanks for doing this, and CCGC that Miura was amazing!
Babbootheocelot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan of you and Seinfeld! Question: Do you think Seinfeld should have ended the way it did? Or was 9 Seasons the perfect dosage? I still find myself watching re-runs and laughing everytime!
cliff_strangers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Joe DiMaggio really dunk his donut?
remguru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does Kramer actually do for a living?
falanor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! Love your stand up. When you do a set have you ever made yourself laugh to the point you almost couldn't continue? How do you handle that and get yourself together to continue?
thanksforallthedicks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most disappointing car you have driven, after having high expectations of it?
Callahan- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Do you now celebrate Festivus every year, ever since George Constanza's Father started it?
dbb007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite show that is not yours?
uaciaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Putting a mark here so i can come back later
aintboutdislyfe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm interested in knowing what sort of shows you enjoy to watch these days?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still talk to you uncle Leo?
bakeswithtrees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Literally made an account just to tell you how amazingly funny you are! I love seinfeld so much it kept me laughing everyday for years! You are a great comedian keep it up!
kst8er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your work, I was fortunate enough to see you I think in Kansas City at the start of your return to stand up and then a year later when you were in Vegas around the new year. There was a drastic difference in the flow and feel of the two shows even though some of the content was the same. This was the point that I really realized how much stand up was an art form and not completely a gift some people have.
Thanks for opening my eyes and giving the world so much to smile about.
Vonklobs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you do more boat rides with Louis CK. That was 100% pure awesome
angryku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I'm a huge fan of both yours and Howard Stern and I was very glad to hear about the two of you teaming up on your new show. How is your relationship with Howard? Do you have any animosity towards him for the way he's spoken about you in the past? Are you social at all with him? Thank you for providing me and the rest of your fans this great opportunity to connect with one of the most brilliant comedians of all time!
Compulsatorylurker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say I started the new year watching Seinfeld. Even though I have watched it so many seems are so painfully funny to watch and I want to thank you :)
3404 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have fun workin it with Tina Fey on 30 Rock? I love you and I don't know what to ask.
abalechichi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Big fan from Israel. Which Superman would win a fight out of Christopher Reeve, Brandon Routh and Henry Cavill? and Did you like the newer versions of the 2000's ? Thanks!
willy117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What exactly is Seinfeld about?
kukukele ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some comedies on TV right now that you enjoy / appreciate?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, has being a father changed the way you tell jokes?
trev-cars ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've watched every episode of Seinfeld at least twice and My favourite episode would have to be 'the smelly car'. Thought that was hilarious. What is your all time favourite episode? not necessarily your favourite to film, but if you had to sit down and pick on to watch, what would it be? (Sorry if this has already been asked)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Me and my girlfriend read a book about love that often mentions your show "Seinfeld". Did you make a research about love and used it on the show? Do you think that your show had any influence on the culture of love? If it did, how?
TheMetaTaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much coffee do you drink daily? If I drink that much coffee will I get a little Jerry Seinfeld plushie?
dietcoke305 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have been a huge fan of Seinfeld for decades now and even got to see you perform in St. Louis. It was incredible! I applaud you for creating hilarious jokes yet it stays clean.
Have you ever been compelled or pressured to add more risque material to your set to gain a wider audience?
Hobbs54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It figures that a comedian would recognize bullshit when he sees it. Trying to fool around comedian is only marginally more successful than trying to heckle one.
Schmittty74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First I want to say, like so many people, I still love Seinfeld as much today as when it first aired. I'm "proud" to say I watched the first episode and immediately told everyone I knew that they had to watch (so yah, I was pretty much responsible for any early success...no need to thank me). Now for my question, I saw your standup a few years ago in Edmonton (you were/are still as funny as ever) and you had a Q&A with the audience...predictably almost every question was in reference to the sitcom...you said something like 'the show has been off the air longer than it was on, it's time to move on'...Are there times when it feels like enough is enough...let's move forward? I mean your new stuff has been great, but for so many it is overshadowed by the sitcom...is that annoying? One more thing...I can never get enough of watching "the Larry King interview"...did he actually think you were cancelled?
karanaroraa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, why do you think Seinfeld never really got big here in England whereas shows such a Friends and TBBT have?
Failedjedi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Use your connections and convince larry david to do another season of curb. No question, just the demand.
In addition, if you could be in it again, that would be just splendid.
hockeydank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, what is your view on life?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off the obligatory... I freaking love Seinfeld.... and riding in cars!
What do you think your biggest break into fame was? Was the regular spot on Carsen? OR when somebody finally fuckin' realized you should get a show? Those are my guesses.
At any rate.... it's a privelidge
cleveruserid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your best heckling story? Was the guy/girl funny or just a pain? Or was the entire thing just working out to give you great set ups and make your show better?
neeganate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I have a pitch for your new show:
Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Newman, & any other cast members could enter at any time.
You play your current age and past roles. You all have children now (which are the main characters) and they resemble each of the original characters (parents) traits.
So the children would most likely be considered as the main characters with the parents coming in for advice, or even having lunch at the coffee shop discussing whats going on with there kids.
I own every season and have went through each one at least 6+ times. Just humor my fantasy of my favorite cast returning =D
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, My father watches Seinfeld literally every day, for over the past 10 years or so. I grew up watching it and know every episode by heart at this point. Definitely the best sitcom that will ever grace television!!
My question for you is: In the earlier episodes, Elaine was a lot more docile and submissive compared to the later ones. Was this a conscious decision to change her attitude or was it sort of a natural character development?
trenchtoaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Awesome having you here!
StevenFa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I thought you might be able to give me an answer on this one.
I'm currently in High School, and I'm shit out of motivation. Like, there's none at all. I figure it's because I don't really have a goal in life other than being happy and making people happy. Sadly, I do not network well, and I do not perform well(as in front of people).
Could you a) give a few tips on both motivation and performance anxiety, and b) say a few inspiring words that I, and many other people could remember with a smile in the future?
TheAmazingWJV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
It is very rare to have two fantastic comedians team up and produce excellent material while never becoming a 'comedic duo'. Both you and Larry like to perform live and produce tv, but I've almost never seen you two on the screen together. Why is this? I think it would make for some pretty, pretty good material.
PS: Enormous fan, not a day goes by while secretly comparing an everyday situation to a Seinfeld moment. PPS: Turning the celebration of Susan's death (murder) into comedic gold deserves a lifetime achievement award.
SquareOfAns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad cut you off in traffic once and you got really mad. What would you do if you saw him today and recognized home for what he did?
ByrdHermes55 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, why is it that everytime a professional is on your show (lawyer/doctor/CEO), they're a complete putz? Is it something personal or just fun to write? Any stories you'd like to share?
Robert_Meowney_Jr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think the cast of Seinfeld could beat up the cast of friends?
l3thalbloo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Any updates about your album with Wale? Really looking forward to it!
dereade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Mr. Seinfeld; big fan; I used to watch Seinfeld when I was 9 instead of cartoons. Favorite episode of all time: The Soup Nazi episode; I even started flipping when I saw the Soup Nazi in an episode of Scrubs. So I'm fairly positive that you guys got away with a LOT of subtle "inappropriate" things slipped into the dialogue; what would you say is the funniest thing that you're surprised you got away with filming?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think Louis CK's TV show Louie is similar to Seinfeld?
Pistolsmoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, if you had to play Seinfeld trivia at a bar (and it was very specific Seinfeld trivia), do you think you would do very well?
Sarahellsworth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld! I'm a huge fan of you and your shows. Something that's always plagued me about the series is: what happened to Uncle Leo's wife? We see her once in Florida and never again. Then later Uncle Leo is single or dating. I would be very grateful if you could clear this up for me. Thank you!
Aceboon1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you'd ever do another sitcom wether it be just acting or writing or even both?
greatapeloller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wrote "The blessing in life is when you find a torture you are comfortable with" after you said it on Howard Stern on the whiteboard by my desk a few months ago. I look at it as a source of inspiration from time to time to keep me focused on my ambitions, so thank you for that :)
LordSnark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard stories about your thousands of pairs of white sneakers that you keep stashed in your home. What's up with that?? (Seinfeld voice)
Boy_Howdy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Something, something, something , something, a question about something stupid rather than about "Seinfeld". If you're not going to use that, can I have it? Thanks a lot.
Garden_Weasel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry!
Obviously you're a very funny person, and we all thank you for sharing your quality of humor (classy/goofy/clean). Your style in particular is what I like most. What I'd like to ask you is about how you gained your philosophy on life. For example, your appearance on Jimmy Fallon's show where you tell him "to just be real" during the commercial breaks and throughout the multiple takes was telling about the way you think. I really appreciated that when I watched it and haven't forgotten it since. What were some major influences on you to end up thinking deeply like this?
I also loved your talk with the New York Times about writing jokes. It was super interesting to see how you literally count syllables within a joke to get that perfect rhythm. Every time I watch it I crack up when you say "the back of my head blew right off."
newsdaylaura18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're a car guy - do you watch Top Gear UK? Thansk for the AMA Jerry! Big fan!
kurosen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the show kept going, do you think the characters would all still be in jail? What made you decide to wrap up at the time you did?
KrejKrej ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! We were just talking about you with a friend yesterday. He really loves your old show, but we were thinking that could you ever star in anything else as anything but yourself? In other words, did Seinfeld kill your possible acting ventures?
Sir_ImP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, My dad introduced me to you show the first time when i was about twelve, since my english wasn't good enough back then i didn't really like the show. Then I restarted watching it together with my partner and we have shared numerous glorious moments together enjoying every second. I just want to thank you for that.
My question, what are your thoughts on the bee's dying and the polination of flowers being endangered with Bee Movie in the back of your head?
thepoosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
oh, one more thing.
Watched the Comidians in cars getting coffee with Michael Richards, it really touched me in a way that I couldn't have imagined.
the way people who are very exceptional can be portrayed as normal people after such a scandal hit them was pure awesomeness and I loved every minute of it.
not to talk about the one with Mel Brooks that just fun
MessiahnAround ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, probably too late by now, but are there any newer comedians out there today that you really admire? Is there anyone you would consider to be a legend someday such as yourself?
Thank you by the way. This AMA is pretty good. Prettaaaay, prettaaaaaay, prettaaay good.
jamesmango ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:57:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It was a wicked googly wasn't it?
Any reason the outtakes/extras from Season 1 of CICGC are gone?
silo8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite coffee shop in New York? Also, what exactly is Mutton?
AtlasNoseItch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan. Thanks for doing this.
What is your favorite improvisation moment done during filming for Seinfeld? Did it make it into the final cut?
mitchh300 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what books do you like to read?
Klinched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your work and I can't reference your show enough with my friends.
Which episode did you have the most fun filming. Better yet, what was the most memorable?
_0x0_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you like Frasier? What are your thoughts on that show?
LePurplePalmTreeMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagen if senfeld TV show dint get canceld and was still on TV?
Aaronlan95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the Soup Nazi like in real life?
Has he ever personally denied you soup?
dschuma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Dear Mr. Seinfeld, not only has your comedy kept us all entertained, but it has also enriched your life. I mean that literally -- according to today's Guardian, your net worth is around $800 million. (Sorry if that's a little awkward to raise, but it's just between us, right?)
Would you talk a little about what charities you support and how having this level of financial success makes you feel -- and changes the way people act around you.
(Edit: I have to add that your interview with Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner was amazing. What a bunch of lucky shmucks, having dinner and a movie with an old friend every night.)
Ember13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Seinfeld is my all time favorite show. Nothing else like it. I would spend my summers watching non stop episodes of Seinfeld. My go to dance move is the little kicks. My family practically speaks in Seinfeld quotes. So my question is, What is your favorite Seinfeld quote?
XplosiveCows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hot dogs or corn dogs?
Mrtuttut1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel when every show steals jokes from yours?
foot-trail ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, first, thanks for doing this ama and for using your talents to create such great stuff over the years. I'm a Jersey boy, and when I was younger I used to watch Seinfeld every day with my dad and it was always something we looked forward to.
*1. How do you feel that your experience would be different if you had built your career another city like Chicago or LA? How is NYC unique for comedy?
*2. What would your ideal project be for the future?
palisandra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always wanted to ask why Larry's acting style makes him sound so much like you. Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm is a lot like watching Seinfeld, and I know that there'd be writing/producing/directing similarities naturally, but why does he also sorta sound like you? Did you influence him? Or he, you? I would think your delivery styles would be more distinct.
daschmittler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when you were an up and comer who was the person you were most starstruck by to meet?
ironic_archangel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I loved Seinfeld and grew up watching it as a kid. What scene (if any) did you guys have to reshoot over and over again because someone couldn't stop laughing?
Also, what do you think of the new sitcoms, like The Big Bang Theory, among others? Do you think the general feel of sitcoms has changed over the years?
Thanks, Jerry.
(P.S. what's up with this airline food?)
ImNotFromMexico ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will we get to see another episode of "Talking funny" with Gervais, rock and Louis C.K?
paulgraz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is just brilliant! I love everything about it. Here's my question: If you only had a budget of $5,000 to buy a classic car, what would you get?
rs16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you think Seinfeld became such a huge hit?
What is unique about that show that made it so much more entertaining and timeless than all the other crap that the networks put on television?
Mings ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry and Hey Victoria! I noticed that in the trailer for season three of CCC, there's only one person without a Y chromosome - Tina Fey. Why aren't there more women? Do women not like coffee?
Killswitch-XIII ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
out of all the jokes you have ever written:
-which took the longest to write?
-and which jokes is your personal favorite?
PS im a huge Seinfeld show fan, thanks for the best show about nothing.
PeacekeeperAl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I like the show. I usually miss these things but here you are answering questions. I can't think of one.
Noxstant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was going through your head when you went on the Eric Andre show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for Seinfeld. I've never been able to connect with my father very well, even though we are so similar. Seinfeld is far and away his favorite TV show of all time, and it is one of the few ways we were able to connect when I was growing up! I remember sitting around waiting on Seinfeld to come on and I vividly remember the Finale episode and my dad getting a little choked up when the show was over. When I go and visit him we still watch re-runs and quote the show all the time.
Anyways this is an AMA so I'll ask a question!
What made you want to be a comedian? When did you realize you had made it?
Spindash54 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you want to be nicknamed T-Bone?
nthdesign ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My 8yr old son's favorite book, by far, is your illustrated Halloween book. Will there be any future children's books?
killadelphia4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, thank you so much for doing this. I have two questions.
Seinfeld started over 20 years ago now. I think comedy and sitcoms have changed a lot since then. If Seinfeld started this year in 2014, how do you think it would differ from the 90's version? Or would you change anything?
what are your favorite TV comedies from before, during and after Seinfeld aired (that you and Larry David weren't a part of)?
once again thank you so much!
Overlyattachedhubby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is Gold Jerry, Gold!
impulse777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Late to the party but..... The magnet on your fridge in the show was it for skip barber racing school? Why was it there?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH BEES?!
StephensPorsche ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The vintage red Porsche RS that would be in the background of different Seinfeld episodes(marble rye), did you drive it that day to the set?
pervycreeper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:58:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine you had never done a show, but wished to make a mark in today's environment. How would you do it?
killazebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So I have a burning question. Did you ever have sexual relations with elan in real life
autobahn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm guessing you're not looking at this any more, but I was curious: What's your favorite Porsche of all time?
Also, what car don't you currently own that you wish to own soon?
Namaha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is something you were never allowed to do with the show that you had always wanted to?
hail2california13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a big sports fan, who was your favorite athlete cameo on Seinfeld?
yodaofdagobud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld!
Grew up in the 90s and would watch Seinfeld and The Simpsons back to back with the family every week night. Haha.
A couple easy questions here--- do you plan on returning to network tv? Do you have any new ideas for shows? And finally, what are some of your own favorite shows that you watch?
Thanks so much!
starguy13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with those Superman commercials you were in?
SvenTreDosa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I gotta know dude boxers or briefs?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bee Movie? What was up with that? You can't pollinate every type of plant with the pollen from one type of flower. (Flowers don't do sports.)
spectre1992 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you'll be performing at West Point here soon. I grew up watching Sienfeld with my dad after school, and I know he would love to have your autograph. Would you be super awesome and give me an autograph at the show?
InoyouS2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During "The Dog" was Michael Richards doing the barking?
davidovski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry, can you tell us a joke that begins with "what's the deal with____?"
tootergray34 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey Jerry, front to back or back to front?
beerdude26 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, on the first of January 2014, a man with two penises did an AMA. People assumed this was going to be the best AMA of the entire year, on day one.
But I think a challenger just appeared. Your enthusiasm and genuinity is incredible. I'll be going to the store tomorrow to buy all seasons of Seinfeld, because if you're this much fun in writing, I can't wait to see you acting.
anal_bucket ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is probly too late seeings as I'm in Australia, but here goes; I've heard every Seinfeld episode has a superman reference in it, is this true? If so, why? I havnt been able to spot anything.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:08 on January 31, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just considering the sheer number of episodes, I doubt this was feasible.
Sweebrew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I grew up on the upper west side of Manhatten so I love to guesss the outside/location shots. I dont expect you to know this but, I think "Mr. Pits" apartment is the northeast coner of 94th and West End Ave. The bar where Kramer told his tales (and had sold them to Pertermen already) is the corner of 73rd and Amsterdam. yadda yadda yadda
TobyTrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This may sound silly (in fact, it is), but me and my mate have sort of used your logic for sorting out if any of our friends are in fact in a relationship.
With tools such as "is saturday night an implied date" and "does she leave a toothbrush at your bath" we have swiftly and clumsily ruled over peoples lifes.
Preferably over a few pints of beers...
We salute you!
ironic_stache ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oohh, ohhh, me! Over here Jerry!
So, Seinfeld is my favourite show ever. That's unrelated to my question.
Is there a reason you never went into film acting or made a film starring yourself? Were there opportunities for you to do that?
Thanks, love the funnies... keep it up!
bespectacledcurl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, HUGE fan. Your show and stand up helped make this geeky adult as a geeky kid and teen so thank you. My question to you is as we have seen the last maybe 15 years turn into reality show after idiotic reality show about nonsense, how do you keep pushing for good writing and sitcoms to be churned out by networks? I feel like just as video killed the radio star, reality tv has killed the sitcom. I miss quality programming such as Seinfeld, Frasier, Mad About You, CYE
mihkelt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! HUGE fan. I was wondering if you have ever thought about taking "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" to a network or if you plan on staying with Crackle.
Also do you have a set number of seasons you plan on doing the show? I heard you with Louis CK and was wondering the same question for you. Thanks and looking forward to more shows!
Overlyattachedhubby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you go on youtube and tell my wife happy birthday, she is turning 29 and her name is Alison!
MrJAG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel going promptly to Puerto Rico?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the most racist person on Seinfeld? My money's on Elaine.
forgottenyellowbird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So upset I missed this. My absolute favorite show to this day. Excuse me while I pour over all the comments.
NickFournier ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I just started watching Seinfeld for the first time, and I have to say it's so good. You have such remarkable talent and I hope all is well!
Hexofin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Darn just missed it.
guay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
I am a huge fan. I have never asked a question on an AMA before because I can never think of anything good. I still can't but I know I would beat myself up if I didn't at least try to get a reaction out of you...
What is the deal with you and Superman? Are the references to him on Seinfeld just a tip of the cap to a favorite comic book hero or is there some underlying symbolism going on?
If you could answer this completely useless question, I'll quit the Internet knowing that I've gone out on top!
Dr_Mogwai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm a big fan; I absolutely loved Bee Movie. My favorite episode of Seinfeld is "The Couch", where George tries to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's and Kramer starts a pizza making business. The whole argument about when a pizza is a pizza was brilliant. My question: when making an episode centered around such a divisive issue were opinions flying around the set or did everyone just keep quiet about their views?
ZLeppelin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I just got into Seinfeld and I can already tell it's gonna be in my favorites. But I was wondering as I'm slowly becoming addicted to stand-up comedy : 1) Who are your favorite stand-up comedians? 2) Do you plan on performing in Europe ? (like Belgium...) Thank you for doing this AMA! P.S.: Your bit about the expiration date on milk litterally had me crying
Spazmanaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you enjoy Man of Steel?
Breaking_Bed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any thoughts of smoking pot and going to watch an IMAX movie anytime soon? Maybe in Colorado?
jimbojammy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why is your sneaker game so good?
XsimonbelmontX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I've been a huge fan for many years, I've loved everything you've done. All of the questions I've wanted to ask you have been covered already, so I'll ask this: What in the absolute hell were those incredible shoes you were wearing in the Sarah Silverman episode of CICGC, and are they even more blinding in person? I had to adjust the brightness on my tv!
stolenlogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just a simple Thank You for all the laughs through the years.
Thank You!!!
enginesource ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You've said before that you never used the term, "What's the deal with...?" to start your jokes. Any idea who started it and pinned it to you ?
mathletesfoot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could go to the moon for a month, who would you bring?
FirePowerCR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, thanks for doing this ask me anything. I'm a huge fan. I actually saw you in Peoria late last year and it was great. My question relates to that. A lady yelled out that your wife is hot and your response was quite hilarious. I don't know if anyone has asked this yet, but what's your most memorable instance of an audience member doing something like that?
heythatsnice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I'm a big fan of your stand up. I love the new show.
Questions
-How do you feel about improv comedy, The Second City, etc as a place to hone and fuel stand up and other forms of comedy?
-When you talk to those comics in the cars getting the coffee: what similarities do you see? What's the most fascinating thing about a comics mind?
-How impactful are Netflix and Hulu to stand up right now?
-what's the best format for a joke premise?
:O) thank you!!
LBCvalenz562 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, My girlfriend LOVES your show and I enjoy CCC. My girlfriend tries to get me to watch your show but somehow I lose interest just because I come in too late into the episode, my question is if you could give a person who hasn't seen Seinfeld one episide to watch which would it be?
Also im a car guy what modern car would you enjoy as a daily driver? It doesn't have to be a supercar (please dont say an acura lol)
MechaStewart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would be the plotline if you did a Seinfeld show that involved Reddit in some way?
Also, thanks for the laughs. I kept them all these years and never threw them away.
twerkules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is Holland?
LOOINEY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever get that new Acura NSX?
Biohzd79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are you going on Opie & Anthony on SiriusXM?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which of your cars is your favorite. The Ghia and the 356 police car you had on your how were stunning. The RS too.
AtheistEarl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever had coffee at Toms Restaurant?
Darth_Bothersome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you write this?
If not, can you tell us who did?
If you can't tell us who, can you tell us why you can't?
poopotomus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for being so incredibly funny. I love Seinfeld and Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and I love you. I have a non-comedy related question for you: If I wanted to listen to Jerry Seinfeld's favorite band/album/song what would that be?
Thanks so much for doing this!
_Trembley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, how are the restaurants chosen? Do you always get permission to film in the places you want?
mamama32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your most treasured Breitling you own? What do you like outside of Breitlings?
jorg714 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always wanted to see an episode with Kramer in a super market saddled with a shopping cart with a defective wheel that only turned one way. Comic genius?
6mexicans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite you moment is the sequences where you've morphed into Kramer's role while staying in his apartment in the Chicken Roaster episode. Did he give you feedback when you were working on those scenes or are you just a badass?
GodDamnU ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I'm writing from London. I just want to thank you for all of your amazing work. It has indeed saved my life by helping me to stain sane while I was going through a lot of depression episodes in my 20s. Thank you with all my heart.
dmcup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry how were able to successfully transition out university and into stand up comedy so your life what about doing you art and living on your own? I've done stand up comedy four years while I was in university. Now I'm done, living with my parents and am afraid that certain factors, 1) Having a 9-5 job (I want to just write) 2) Having an unsupportive family, will wear me out.
tcp1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you telling us you made a show episode... Out of a DeLorean???
flapsmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Newmanium episode, you say the actual millennium is 2001, not the year 2000. But then you tell Newman his party is one year late. Is this a mistake or is there something I'm not getting here? This bothers me every time I see it. I watch too much Seinfeld
seeteethree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Early on, E! Network was following you during the creation of the show. I thought that would be great to continue. What happened?
deadphishcheez4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, your comedy and success are very inspiring. Do you feel like your work and productivity on a daily basis are more centered on developing/enhancing your art or is it more on career decisions to further the success of your art?
I am asking as a musician in college still developing more and practicing but now beginning to find work as a performer.
andero ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA Mr. Seinfeld! Huge fan for years :)
My question is about TM and your experience with meditation. I watched your talk from the DLF Benefit Gala in December. You spoke very well about the benefits and made a very poignant analogy. I practice TM myself and have for about 5 years. Have you learnt any of the "advanced techniques"?
The TM technique is wonderful and extremely beneficial, but the organization behind the Transcendental Meditation movement gives off a strong "cult"-vibe and their scientific studies have been heavily criticised. How do you feel about the TM-organization? What is your take on the social efforts of the TM movement? What do you think about the high price-tag for learning the meditation?
reddeath4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
During the taping of Seinfeld, were there ever any extras who would screw up a scene by laughing? It seems like in blooper reels, they are like stone and its the main characters that usually break. Is this because they just don't show them in the blooper reels or because they have more at stake by making somebody mad by laughing that they are really good at not breaking?
IsThatATitleist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite episode was The Chicken Roaster, I have to ask what was it like to practically switch roles with Micheal Richards?
unoriginal_name_42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your top 3 favourite cars that you have featured on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
TheTruthConQueso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Could you please relive that moment were you decided to take your chance and grab the mic at the comic strip, with us? Why did you do that and where did you get the courage from? Thank you for doing this AMA!
Zeckdo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for everything you have done. Comedy, and TV sitcoms wouldn't be the same if you were never apart of it them. Be careful when driving in your Porsche's Jerry.
TheFlyingTurtle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I was a kid I didn't really understand the humor to Seinfeld, but then again... back then I had a really stupid sense of humor. Now as a teenager I really appreciate Seinfeld's humor. Now to the question, what is it like to be an actor on a show? Did you enjoy it? I've always wanted to be an actor, but I'd like to know if it is worth it.
Ro11ingThund3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is something that most people don't know about you, that you would like them to know?
JerBear81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"That's gold Jerry! That's gold"!
jmkiser33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:02:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this Jerry! You're a hilarious comedian and I loved the talk special you did with Chris Rock, Louis CK, and (that other hilarious guy from the office).
When I was a kid, I had your cd with the airplane bit, the one with Razer blade slot in the bathroom. I listened to it so many times and that cd was always hilarious when I was young. Being as famous as you are and your material so widespread, do you ever worry about it being overplayed like pop songs on the radio?
Frankentim_the_crim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am a huge fan. I remember being so young when my parents got the whole family together to watch the series finale of Seinfeld. Your stand-up CD was listened to thousands of times in the hands of me and my brothers. I was raised on your work, and it has had a profound impact on my sense of humor. I was delighted when you joined Larry for a season of Curb. That was my favorite season. Clearly, the objective was to have a Seinfeld reunion without the triteness of actually doing the damn thing. Let me just say, you are geniuses. When working on that season of Curb, was there a genuine feeling of it being "just like the old times"? It was amazing to see how the whole cast seemed to have maintained such great chemistry. How fun was it?
moogleiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which is your favorite porsche? And will you be picking up a 918?
foolofatook29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. What do you think of Louie as a comedian the past few years and how do you feel his TV show and comedy style compares to yours?
analog42 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you! First for many years of laughter and second for responding to nearly every question. Scrolling the comments and seeing the blue OP highlight over and over again is awesome. Thanks for an active AMA!
stanleyipkiss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry,
I saw you at the Brooklyn Diner in New York about one and a half years ago (September 2012). I was eating with my dad, and you were with a friend. We waited for you outside and you were gracious enough to pose for a picture. I mentioned I was from Romania and if you were doing any comedy around New York (you weren't).
Then you left (on foot) wearing just a baseball cap. That struck me as odd. Wouldn't people recognize you? How do you deal with fans bothering you all the time? (Like I did).
salemguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happened with those Microsoft commercials with Bill Gates? Were there any more? Seemed to have ended leaving with more to the story.
Surprise_MoFo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you and Newman put aside your differences, or does the feud still live?
Universal_Sigh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we expect to see Seinfeld on Netflix anytime soon?
Sef_Maul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do like like the Mets chances this year?
Thorncake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am gonna give seinfield a watch now because of this AMA.
gaming_addict87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite parts of "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" are the exaggerated, rage fueled confrontations between characters. I see a bit of real life in the absurdity. Now Jerry, I see you as a rather laid back individual in real life. However, situations like this must happen at some point. Especially with Larry David. Confirm or deny?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"To meet so many reddits."
"So many reddits"
"Reddits."
Googlybearhug4u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i remember once in an interview you were asked about your wife, and when you decided that she was the 'one'. your answer, while humorous, is actually one of the best answers i'd heard up to then. you said something like, 'it just seemed like she belonged with the house.' somehow i find that romantic. are you still with that girl? also, which is your favorite porsche?
frendlyguy19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is Jerry Seinfeld 420 friendly?
ML1985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is anyone else reading Jerry's responses in his voice? I can't stop
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's up with Cornuts anyways?
jmkiser33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ricky Gervais! Sorry
zaxy13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your old show it is one my mother and I watch over and over again.
I would like to ask what is your favorite breakfast cereal?
scroobnab ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!! Did you start your career with improv? If so where did you begin doing improv, and where did your improv begin to get you noticed?
throwawayinaway ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, my wife and I are huge fans and we see you whenever you do standup here in Chicago. I think your homicidal/suicidal fantasies bit is awesome. That's gold, Jerry, gold!
I would be willing to grant you naming rights to a future child, or agree to be your butler, or whatever, if you would be willing to record my voicemail greeting. I'm sure it can be done via skype. Hit me up via PM if you'd be willing to oblige.
PS -- Did you see Blackhawks' defenseman Brent Seabrook named his child Seven?
VinWalker- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, over the years you've worked with countless others on set. Who have been some of your favorite people to work with and why?
gibou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this AMA Jerry!
Was there any risk of splitting-up during the 9 seasons? And what would you have done?
emart756 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question. Who the hell downvotes a Jerry Seinfeld AMA?
LeotheDio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you considered doing a British version of CCC where you go out for tea instead?
Do you prefer flour or corn tortillas for tacos? I like tacos, we should get tacos some time.
Mei_dong ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
My family, from cousins to grandparents all love what you do and think you are hilarious. I got tickets for my dad for Christmas to your show in MLPS on Jan. 16th!
Now here is the question: What is your favorite run in Telluride? Seen you on the slopes once or twice when my family goes out there every Presidents day weekend.
Bullitt59 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan! What is your most cherished Porsche memory?
TheRabbisToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much of an influence were guys like the Marx Brothers and The Three Stooges on your comedy style?
And19BOS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you think that the show (Seinfeld) would have been better with cursing in it?
przprz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's that fabulous little boy from curb your enthusiasm? He'd kick your butt and tell you to get a life, you Jew.
forgot_how_to_user_n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
I know you are a great friend of Chris Rock and I know you admire a few comedians like Louis CK (you can see that during Talking Funny) and you have also said on Howard Stern that Jay Leno was THE best comedian at his time.
What other comedian(s) do you find on a level above the others? (And maybe why?)
Thank you for all that you have made!
Henrybra000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much money did you make off of Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just came in here to say Jerry, you're the man. That is all.
tony_soprano666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
cutkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How upset was Larry Charles about the canceling of the episode about the gun? He once said that he put himself in the Kramer character, because it was so underdeveloped in the early seasons and also because you were already yourself and Larry was doing George, and that's where he had room to expand. How true would you say that is?
Peter Mehlman recently complained that you still haven't lifted the doodling ban. Is that true?
Seinfeld famously had no writer's room and everyone was pretty much on his own until handing you guys the scripts. How much did that change when Larry left? Season 9 has these huge "written by" credits with 4, 6, or even 9 people credited as writers for a single episodes. Were those room written?
Thanks.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is Seinfeld coming back on TBS
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how come your show is hilarious but your stand up sucks? and how did your character always end up reeling in those beautiful girls...i mean lets be honest...if you were just regular old "Jerry" like you were on the show you wouldn't have got 90% of those girls...
DHobbs21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan Jerry, I grew up on the show. I'm also a huge fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm and I wanted to know what how you felt doing the "Reunion". I think it was genius and am so glad y'all found a way to do a new episode for the fans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My boyfriend is a huge fan! And thanks to him I am too... We've watched every eppisode of Seinfeld together... Our 1 year anniversary is Thursday... Would you say happy birthday to Jonathan from Lauren :) (in a picture would be so awesome... But just a reply would make him so happy)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! When you got pulled over with Chris Rock in season 2 of CICGC, did that cop let you off with a warning? That had to be the coolest stop he's ever made.
JugglingPolarBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Long time fan, I think everything you do is fantastic
My question is what is your favorite television show on the air right now?
kaveman813 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi there been a fan since middle school. At such a young age I didn't really understand Seinfeld the way I do know, but it nevertheless I always had this natural bond with the show. I would like to know what made you think a show about a group of people seemingly detached from the norms and etiquette of popular society would work on national television and how did NBC first feel about it? Also do you believe there are any other shows similar to Seinfeld's formula?
Iamtheshreddest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, very big fan here. Which of your co-actors had the least resemblance to their character on 'Seinfeld' and which had the most resemblance? Ps. 'The marine biologist' is the best episode of any tv-show, ever.
Flying_Scorpion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, can you give me an e-high five! holds out hand nothing more primitive than the slapping of palms through the internet!
crystalbluecurrents ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I just want to thank you for being awesome. My dad is OBSESSED with Seinfeld. He still watches it every single day, and quotes it all the time...as do I.
Noisy_salmon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Mr. Seinfeld,
I think your show Seinfeld is the best comedy ive ever seen! When I first saw a random episode on Comedy Central I actually didnt like it. But about a year later my brother was watching an episode i thought was really funny. From that moment I was hooked and watched every episode of it within a week. And I try to get my friends to like too but they dont think it is that funny, and I think they are thinking the same thing as i used to. How can I get them to watch Seinfeld? Because I cant let them miss this brilliant show!
PS: Where can i get Kramers Coffee table book?
IHoldSteady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just would like to say that I love your work and thank you for keeping me laughing my entire life! I don't think i've ever seen anything of yours that I was not a fan of.
skull144 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
I've got to know how you befriended your arch enemy "Maroon Golf Guy"? In a later episode you two are seen at a movie theater being buddy buddy, but it was never explained.
Also,
Where did you guys find the two actors that portrayed the flamboyant criminal couple who roughed up Kramer for tthe armire? It's one of my favorite episodes.
Thanks!
Digital162 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, two questions for you:
I have heard that Dr. Van Nostrand is based on a real person. Does the same hold true for Art Vandelay? If so, is he really an architect?
Is it true that Superman is referenced in every show?
Thank you doing this, I am a huge fan!
drowzcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, my mom and I really enjoyed watching your show back when it was on the air and continue to watch the reruns. It's truly timeless, thanks for the memories! Also, are there any episodes that you really enjoyed making?
thatsa_morey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, my first comment ever, just for the chance to talk to your greatness! You and Larry continuously crack me up, and I have adored Seinfeld since I was a kid. Two questions:
1) What was your favorite cartoon as a child? 2) I have seen your name mentioned with transcendental meditation. Does meditation still play a role in your life? And if so, has it influenced your comedy in any way?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is "I will give you an answer" a play on "I will show you the stooges"?
dont_judge_me_monkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Chris Rock, Louie Ck, Larry David --> Sex With, Marry, Kill?
Btw, my cousin went on regis & kathy for a Seinfeld lookalike contest, I think he won so there's that.
kerouacrimbaud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever had a go at dramatic acting, as opposed to comedic acting? Although I'm definitely not an actor, I feel that comedic acting would be particularly difficult because of how film and television are filmed in takes, and keeping the timing down and stuff, but anyhoooo, I'll let you answer. . . if you do answer this, in which case I'll be very happy.
suppow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the deal with people doing IAmA's?
ToniPuraVida ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wanna say how convincing it was that Seinfeld was set in NYC but shot in LA! Very convincing, thats not easy to pull off!
sellurpickles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just read all of your responses in your voice subconsciously and it took me 25 of them to realize I was doing it.
rockcanteverdie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan, like everyone else here.
While doing CiCgC, do you ever feel pressure for your interactions with the guest comedians to be funny? I feel like if it were me, it would cause some of the resulting comedy to feel forced. How do you keep it so organic while still cognizant of the fact that what you are saying to each other makes up the material of your show?
MeatNPotatoes1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Where was your first stand-up gig??
grc215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What do you think of Rivers Cuomo of Weezer? thanks!
spacepie8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Friends?
GazeGirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever think the series would be as big as it is?
Thanks for doing the AMA!
blacknwhitelitebrite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is quite a funny happening, I was watching CCC when I saw your AMA!
I know I'm too late, but I can't miss a chance to reply to Jerry Seinfeld! Just wanted you to know you got me through some very rough times in my life. I've the entire series set on DVD (the one with the coffee table book) and I use to watch it from beginning to finish when i was in a rut. So I just thought I say thanks for preventing my suicide! (joking..)
rdtrick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were there any jokes that you could get away with during the airing of the show, but wouldn't be allowed to air today?
steelycrayon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Jerry how was your day?"
"Woke up and did an AMA on reddit, yada yada yada"
justsumreddituser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?
rolrol19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite comedian?
Beertard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, I am a huge fan of your's. I have just finished the 7 th season of Seinfeld (probably the 10 th time I am watching it) and have downloaded it illegally. How does that make you feel?
Azarul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry! Long-time fan, happy to see how naturally you've adapted to reddit!
I have a question for you, less about the show than you personally. Hope that's okay, feel free not to answer if it isn't.
Your career, particularly with the series, was kind of a meteoric rise from "regular" person to one of the most famous television stars of all time, yet I never see articles about how crazy you are or ridiculous things that you do. It seems like you've maintained a level head and a sense of normalcy despite all the lifestyle changes you went through. Why do you think that is?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you describe Larry David in three and a half words?
xirnibor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
we want seinfeld tv show back! make it happen cap'n!!
AdamGartner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about critics calling "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" a Seinfeld on crack? Do you watch the show? What do you think?
lenny247 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
no you won't, liar!
Zohaibman72 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you doing a special anytime soon?
mjolle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
I have a problem. My wife is the kindest person you could ever meet. Beautiful, smart, thoughtful. However, there is one thing that is a gigantic thorn in my side. I really need your help to cope with this, in order to achieve perfect bliss.
My wife doesn't like the Seinfeld show. Please oh please, what am I to do?
pigg2123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:06:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello there king Jerry! I know you said that you were working on something with Larry David (super secret script). I was wondering though if you would ever consider doing Seinfeld again? I'm sure you believe it has run its course and are doing other things, but I sincerely believe your guys' social analysis is much needed on the television circuit.
fashionandfunction ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're not going to see this but this AMA has had me rolling, and now i want to crank out my seinfeld Dvd's again. (all these links have me dying)
IF YOU SEE THIS:
how did you walk the line between adult topics and family friendly?
i remember watching Seinfeld as a little girl and even though there was a lot of sex, most of it was innuendo. i've found i appreciate the show so much more as an adult (sponge worthy. like who HASN'T been there?) you made a show that was hilarious to kids and adults. that's so amazing.
travisbickle30 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the best modern stand-up comedian out there today and why do you think it's Louis C.K.?
doyourvinyasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
I Just met Bania at the bar the other night. Unfortunately he was not wearing an Armani suit.
Also... any chance of hearing you on a WTF podcast?
shutyourgob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm interested in the material that famous comics throw away. What would you say was the worst bit you ever performed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY! HELLO!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This question is sort of random, but have you ever read P.G. Wodehouse?
omaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, thank you, THANK you for Seinfeld, it's one of the best shows ever. What's your up and coming plans besides CCC? Greetings from Sweden!
Also, if you could just say hi to Larry for me that would be great.
Artgirl6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry ! Hope I'm not the annoying person who drags the AMA for far too long but in the case you're still at it.
what made you do 30 rock with Tina fey ? Are you two friends ? How was that experience ? I personally feel like you two had a really great chemistry on screen and it was a pleasure to see two great comedic idols together.
SufferInSouthBrklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
read above. He left.
RageMojo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Dark Roast or Light? Love the new show, it fits you like a glove.
whiskeyNdoritos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry,
I love CCC, I was wondering how much the ticket you received at the end of the Chris Rock episode cost you, where you were speeding in the Orange Lamborghini. Also, did the police officer have anything to say about pulling over two celebrities in such a ridiculous car, or was it business as usual?
20-20thousand ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had input on the 'Jerry Seinfeld' sandwich at a deli, what would you want on it?
devilstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld!
One of my favorite details of Seinfeld are all of the fake movie titles. Chunnel, Blame it on the rain, Sack Lunch, Means to an end, etc.
What is your favorite fictionalized movie on the show?
arkaytroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS milk supposed to taste like?
Citizen_of_Atlantis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:07:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ah man I missed it. I was hoping to get an answer to this:
On a scale from 1-10 how ugly is the 2014 Camaro?
Klinched ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode a clever way of having a Seinfeld reunion without actually having a Seinfeld episode reunion?
Cb64 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the deal with airline food?
Jukari ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This question probably won't get answered...I've always wondered how all the different character stories in Seinfeld seemed somewhat independent but then seemed to sync so perfectly together at the end... Did you and Larry write the shows from end to beginning to make this happen? What was the writing process used to brew this awesome brew?
Slynn123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The 3D Lunchbox I gave you after your Chicago show over 11 years ago, still have it? I got it at the Gaymart (real store). It seemed to have a lot of comic book stuff and latex. Nice place overall, I recommend it.
Superdupercudder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, What do you think of Modern Seinfeld on Twitter? https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
guilleart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeelloooooouuuuuuuu
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you get your NSX, will you take me for a ride in it?
drexel21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry Big fan!! In the Episode "The Race" Was that based on a true story? for those who don't remember, Duncan Meyer never was convinced that Jerry was faster than he was, so they have the rematch for the ages in this amazing episode.
BleachedCookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, don't know if you're still there or not but I thought I'd drop in to say that I grew up with your shows and still watch them today! My step-dad always quotes one of your episodes and screams at random times "STELLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
When I was a kid in elementary at every lunch break I'd run home to just to watch an hour of your show and go back to school. TIME. WELL. SPENT.
Thanks, love your guys show looking forward to whatever you do in the future :)
SidewalkEnds83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan, of course, and thank you for taking the time to be here. My question, with all the wonderful memories that you have had during the filming of Seinfeld, were there any physical keepsakes that you held onto over the years that fans might recognize from the show?
buffy787 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite porsche? and why make model year.
danwroy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read none of the other posts, so I don't know if this has been posted already. But a good title for your new show would be "Millionaires in Maseratis just bein' folks".
trapfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I love your old show. There doesn't seem to be any way to watch (or buy) it online. Can you tell me why this is, and when online viewing might become available? Thanks.
luciferisgreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I've heard some comics say that they all some mental problems, be it small or big.
Can you attest to this?
DiscGolfJunkie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would young unknown Jerry Seinfeld approach a career in comedy today with the utility of the internet, and social networking? Would that Jerry go viral first or was stage always your destiny?
SpaizKadett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I'm your biggest fan and yadda yadda yadda... anyyyyway, thank you for doing this AMA and all your, you know yadda yadda yadda...
nandryshak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I really love Seinfeld, I could rewatch it forever. Some comments:
One of the things I liked about the show is how it ended. Most shows have a certain lifespan, and I felt like you (or Larry, or whoever) just sensed that Seinfeld was reaching its end (even if it didn't seem like it to us viewers). I'm glad it stopped before it got stale like so many other shows. Now it's one of a select few where there's really no bad episodes.
Some of my favorite jokes are "Vandelay", equating George to "Biff", and your sly "Who is this?" when you answer the phone (one of my favorites is when George calls in a panic, and after you reply, he yells and slams the handset on the payphone).
I can't really pick a favorite episode, but I loved The Alternate Side. Especially the bits about the car reservations
One of the things that always crack my fiancee and I up is when you can't keep a straight face during a scene. It's fun watching you laugh at Michael or Jason, it makes it more real.
We've got tickets to see you at 9:30 on 2/28 in Reading, PA (3rd row!), I'll see you there!
And my question: If you could go back in time knowing what you know now, could you make Seinfeld a better show? What would you change?
lrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you motivate yourself to continue doing things?
harryv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've never watched Seinfeld (I'm sorry!). In one short sentence, can you convince me to start watching it?
jackenstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Seinfeld you had such an effortless on-screen chemistry with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, and Michael Richards. Did you have personal relationships with one another off-set? If so, are there any particularly memorable off-set incidents you'd like to share?
levijns1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
rozyhammer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What type of comedy do you dislike? What's a cheap laugh for you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:08:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you very much for doing this AMA, Jerry! Just reading your responses is just joy. Love your work. No question. Love your enthusiasm. Thanks again. Have a great day, sir. Be well.
shigg1975 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but read all your comments & hear your voice and inflection!
unshushable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite moments on the show has to be when you look down at a pantsless George and say, "...and you want to be my latex salesman." How many takes were needed for that scene?
Also, Seinfeld seems like one of the only shows with genuine audience laughter. I loved it when you guys on set had to wait for them to die down to continue your lines.
Thank you for the countless laughs!
kristian-95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've recently learned that you do Transcendental Meditation, and I'm interested in starting to practice it, from what i've heard it sounds amazing! Could you tell me what "TM" does for you? (creativily speaking or even dealing with stress and other issues) I'm a big fan of Seinfeld,CICGC and I also love your website where you have all your recorded stand-up bits! (mind my english, not a native speaker)
andyrewsef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My girlfriend and I are seeing you in February when you visit Eugene, OR. Do you have an teasers for your bit?
EDIT: That'd be prettyyyyy prettyyyyy pretty awesome
lukenap ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! I'm a huge fan of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. It's one of my new favorite web series. One thing I like about your show is the variety of comedians you have on it. In the season 2 episode with Don Rickles, you mentioned that you would put him as one of the four heads on the Mt. Rushmore of stand-up comedians. The other three were Richard Pryor, George Carlin, and Bill Cosby. So, my question to you is, if you were able to have the other three heads of your "stand-up Mt. Rushmore" on your show, what do you think that would be like? (What car would you take, where would you get coffee, etc.) Who knows, maybe you have Mr. Cosby booked for season 4, which would be so cool.
jarhead930 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, Huge fan, thrilled you're doing this AMA as your recent work with CCC is my favorite from you so far. Two questions -
From your personal collection (past or present) which car would you like to drive on a winding, forested, road on a warm and sunny day? I know asking to pick a over-all is a stupid question, so I'll avoid that.
I really like the work that you're doing with CCC. Everything is incredible, even the cinematography. However, I like to buy DVD's of my favorite shows and rip them onto my home server, do you have any plans to release a DVD collection at some point?
Keep up the amazing work with CCC and thanks for doing this AMA! If you're ever in Portland, OR I'd be happy to show you around and buy you some coffee!
GAV17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are we going to see seinfeld in netflix? Please make this happen
thefloppydog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the mastermind behind Cosmo Kramer's "ASSMAN" license plate and the doctor's parking only?
dechlat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing the AMA. My question is, how did you guys come up with the idea for Festivus? i.e. the idea of a pole and the method of celebration (airing of grievances and feats of strength)?
Smile_for_the_Camera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If I were to ever see you in public, what would be the best way for me to get your attention that wouldn't annoy the hell out of you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Airplane food; What's up with that!??
Just kidding, huge fan, my question is what was it like working with Larry David? Is he a funny grouch or just a grouch?
Thanks
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whoa. Just blew my own mind...
*Society is at a high point.
Thus, comedy is at a low point*
Thank you, Mr. Jerry!
El_Tormentito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld. I hope you're enjoying this AMA as much as we are. What is your favorite venue to do a show? How about to see one? Why are they your favorites?
PUNKERDEE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always thought you would be more of a tea guy. CICGT
TiberiusRedditus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What time were you born?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry you're the greatest comedian ever just wanted to stroke your ego some more.
ohreddit1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Excellent concept here Mr. Jerry.
I've read most of the AMA. Fun stuff. Your one of the few people who may be able to answer this...do you have any funny stories about Johnny Carson, he, like you, are equal in my admiration. I hear that he was notorious for telling dirty jokes when off camera. Like Aristocrats etc. Any funny stories between you and he. Two comedian icons...?
asianpride923 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you step back and realize, "Damn. I am so funny"?
almostteatime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'll get right to it: Will you become a member of the Mets TV booth, pretty please?
Keoke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of you appearing on Curb?
Smile_for_the_Camera ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerome! Who was your favorite co-star to work with on Seinfeld, if any? Do you still stay in touch with most of the cast from the show?
FuzzelFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just came here to read through your wonderfully humble answers without the intention of actually commenting (mostly because I'm terrible at coming up with thoughtful questions for people I admire) but I figured what the heck. Where did you guys find most of the minor character actors for Seinfeld? People like the woman who owned/ran Puto Mayo's (I know I spelled that wrong)
mikayakatnt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What type of hats do you like to wear?
Billorama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Air cooled 911 from the 90s or new 911?
sfong002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is the next NSX commercial? And are you gonna get one?
latraveler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for doing an AMA! I'd love to know how the idea for the Seinfeld reunion episode on Curb came to fruition?
That was a genius way IMO to do it and still maintain the integrity of the show.
parkerx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite line from Seinfeld? Mine is "I happen to dress based on mood... I call it "Morning Mist""
mtx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
You seemed very calm and collected when interviewing comedy greats Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner and Don Rickles. Were you really relaxed when you were with them or were you actually going out of your mind on the inside?
Also, how cool is it that Brooks and Reiner sit in front of the TV watching recorded sports and have dinner on tv tables?
dr4ugen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry, seeing you with a mustache in "The butter shave" made me wonder how you would look with a full beard, did you ever consider it for that episode? And thank you for making the best sitcom ever!
atilldopig85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! One thing that has always struck me is the amount of sociological material in Seinfeld. I teach sociology and have used numerous Seinfeld clips to demonstrate sociological concepts in class. Was this intentional or is it a byproduct from a show amount nothing?
TrekkieTechie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to drop by and say that for the last ten or so years, my family's tradition has been to watch the DVD of I'm Telling You For the Last Time when we're all together for either Thanksgiving or Christmas as scheduling permits. It's hilarious every year and something we all look forward to, even though by this point we can all recite it more or less from memory. (I'm also amused, every year, when I remember that your cracks about airport security predate 9/11.)
Last year we all went to see you live in Asheville, and it was a blast; I absolutely love your standup. My only regret is that there wasn't some way to experience your new material again, so I hope that some day it makes its way into a format I can acquire for home viewing like with the HBO special.
I also love Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and I'm looking forward to watching the new season.
In summary: thanks for being so funny.
thevidguy007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld: Huuuuge fan here. I have a very odd question for you: What do you think of court shows like "Judge Judy" or "The People's Court"? ... For some reason, i envision someone like yourself finding small claims court disputes amusing ...
But then again, i can also see that you would have a million other better things to do than watch that stuff.
Skinunbones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Harry Pellow the greatest Porsche (356) Mechanic of all time?
zulu90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your porsche collection
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was Larry's involvement with the show consistent, or were there some seasons or episodes where he took a less advice role?
Also I noticed that there were a number of characters on the show, for example Susan's parents, that were on Twin Peaks also. Is this purely coincidental?
Smokratez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Read it as Jerry Springer. That sucks.
penciltheif234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for such wonderful comedy. To this day I always think of the guy auditioning to be Kramer stealing the raisins.
apileofatoms ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have that Porsche poster that was hanging up in your apartment? I always liked that one.
Requires-citation ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry ! Big fan. I don't really have a question but I hope you know your show has touched many lives and influenced so many others around the world including here in south east Asia. I got my job because I made a joke about how my last job was at Vandelay telecoms and the interviewer laughed himself to tears. I also have a friend named Jerry after you because his father is such a huge fan of your show. I just want to thank you for brightening up so many lives including mine and for doing by far the best AMA I've ever seen.
spock420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:15:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to know how well the 959 handles v. today's technology....Thanks
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you and jay Leno hung out and compare cars?
Random832 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Seinfeld more about you or more about Larry David?
ephemoL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
when did you start collecting watches? which watches are among your favourites in your collection? which watches do you normally wear on tv?
mentholbaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is hte best fuckin A. M A i have ever read , thanks jer'
jeffyt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever imagine that Festivus would become a practiced holiday?
ghenry2900 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:17:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. I just wanted to say it was amazing growing up watching your show with my parents. How does it feel to know that you've racked up more karma in an hour on here then most people will in their whole lives?
Big21worm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I saw your comedy show where you picked up Louis CK in a very small Fiat. It had a cloth roof. It was as big as my daughter's wagon. How fun was that? Did Louis bitch about having to ride in it? That was an awesome video. I am mesmerized by the guy who climbed on Louis stranded boat, with a garbage bag of spare clothes. Wish you well, may you continue to shine!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airplane food? What's up with that really?
SufferInSouthBrklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
he left the room
420-Walrus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite guest star to work with (Seinfeld or anything else)?
stuffandthat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How / why did your show last so long? Did the producers make you do season after season even after it became unfunny?
TheMartinG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Just wanted to say I enjoy your comedy. Actually hadnt heard of your newest show until this AMA And I really like it so far. Watched the Louis CK episode and the Lamborghini Miura episode.
How'd you get out of that ticket?
Also, what is the car you have that comes closest to being ordinary, but you still love?
testafy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you rather be an importer or an exporter? and why?
xscafugingus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And what's the deal with airline food?
taralske ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The reunion episode of curb your enthusiasm was epic. I never thought I'd see a Seinfeld reunion! Do you think you'll ever do something similar like that again bring the old gang back together?
LordDerpington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your work, Jerry.
What's the last thing that you ranted about, even if it was just in your head?
LovecraftWhiteKnite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Jason Alexander smell the way he looks?
The1RGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you bought a house in Long Island a few years back from Billy Joel. It was near my great aunt and great uncle. They've both since passed away, I just wanted to let you know that they thought you were a swell guy.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Mr. Feld? Hi, long time caller first time listener. I was wondering, if George and Jerry had any character traits that were just way off base and completely contrary from mannerisms of the persons they were based off. I've heard they were based on a man named Larry, and some guy who is coincidentally named Jerry, respectively. Who knew?
For example, it is common knowledge that Larry was a former male gigolo, so he couldn't have been as bad as George with the ladies.
Also When Is "Bee Movie 2: Bee Or Not to Bee?" coming out? My niece loves the first one!
AbeFromen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At what point did you want to be a comedian? Sure there are ups and downs in the carrier, but when did you want to start?
PS. Why haven't you done a nerdist podcast yet?
OnlyHasOneJob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, what is one event or thing in your life that you can't explain?
drughi1312 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the funniest person you know?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wow what a great audience
Buzzergirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, All of my favorite Seinfeld episodes had Jerry Stiller. I find him to be incredibly funny. What was he like to work with?
nvidrine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:19:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Describe a normal day in the life of Mr. Jerry Seinfeld for us please.
murlurk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most surreal thing that has ever happened to you?
bisquikbiscuits ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
big fan here. been watching the show since i was little. (thanks parents!) anyways...i havent researched this at all...but what do you think about the chain restaurant Moes naming dishes after things from Seinfeld?
revoltchair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I don't have a question but I just wanted to say thank you. I grew up watching your show with my parents and I honestly believe that Seinfeld has had a huge impact on my sense of humour and the person I am today. Seinfeld allowed me to spend time laughing with my parents who loved the show even though they hardly spoke any English. Thank you for making my absolute favourite show of all time.
fluxtrigger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As I'm sure you get all the time I'm a massive fan but here's my question.
Is the rumor that you turned down a blank cheque salary offer from NBC to renew another season of Seinfeld after the last true?
I quote this ocurence more than I often realize and need to know the truth!
JSNM323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan here. Feel free to ignore this question if is raises any issues.
How did you feel about Michael Richards rant a few years ago? Were you ever able to talk to him about what happened?
chamberx2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for all the funny, Jerry!
NYR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of the new Superman movie Man of Steel?
Any thoughts on the direction they are taking with the next one (Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman/Lex Luthor/Howard the Duck, etc.)?
bearz420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:20:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How mad were you when Larry King said you were canceled?
badass4102 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a sitcom other than Seinfeld that you watch our follow? (Then or now)
jerryseinfeld1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
mrmojorisin132 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can i have a car, pretty please? i could really use one.
flapsmcgee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that you've never had a real job?
fakenoveltyaccount ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you do Top Gear UK?
cyrux004 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you push Larry David into making a ninth season of Curb your Enthusiasm ? I am hoping sooner rather than later
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What? You don't say Hello?
skatesomerset ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hypothetically, how much would you have to be paid to do a pornographic film?
molbac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry, im a huge fan. i have this little thing where i watch re-watch every seinfeld season , ever 2-3 years or so. recently when i finished this ritual i discoverd cicgc and some older stand ups. in the confidential special, there are the standup bits and the (sorry for saying) "strange" pre filmed bits. the stand up bits are great, as if you have written it yesterday. but the pre filmed clips arenยดt really funny. maybe its just me and because im younger and the special is pretty old. my question is, was this your idea or something you got "forced" to do?
Trololoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could steal any role from any movie or tv show in all of history, what role would you have taken?
someone_not_you ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan here from Brazil. Watched all episodes when launched, and also have watched all of them in dvds multiple times.
It's true the history about you had exchanged an autograph for some diappers with a lady at a 7/11 or something ?
MillieGraziella ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the show, you have OCD. Do you actually have OCD? If so, how have you learnt to deal with it? And if not, how do you portray it so well? As a kid it was one of the reasons I connected so well to you, and now that I know that it has a name (OCD) you kind of gave me hope, because you were successful with the condition (or the Jerry in the show did). Love you Jerry!
Keep On Smilin' Millie <3
guilty_bystander ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really have a question. I just want to say thank you for making every night of my childhood hilarious! You are the greatest! On a side-note, I am playing Paul in Neil Simon's "Barefoot in the Park" and I wanted you to know that you (your character) in Seinfeld is my greatest inspiration. It totally made my day to read your insight on reddit today! Be well! Keep drinking coffee and driving cars!
BurntMaToast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Say my name!
Toastly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still keep in touch with Jason Alexander? If so, does he still have his swishy pants?
TomtheWonderDog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Louis CK episode of CCC, Louis said that he opened for you when he was 19 at Stitches in Boston.
Do you remember many other young comedians before they became well-known? Could you name any and say where you met them and when? Was there anyone who was considered small at the time but who really impressed you or who you thought was going to get really big?
onethingimpassionate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jer,
How much would you say you were similar to your character? What did you relate to the most about him, and the least?
Hahathrow2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you perform constantly in Hamilton and not Toronto?
Keyboard_Envy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was going to ask you something, then I discovered that you quit while I was reading.
Can't we keep him, dad?
blatant_leitz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:23:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend saw you at the Artichoke pizza on MacDougal a few weeks or so ago (or so she claims). You ever do stand up around there? Would you ever consider doing a standup thing for NYU?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how similar are you to your character in the show?
Preemptive-Prayer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who d'you think is the best Comedian at the moment? I think it's Lavell Crawford
El_Q ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I think I speak for everyone when I say: The series finale... WTF?
anthonycr250 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, what led you to a career of comedy? Was this your original dream? I'm asking this because I have a dream of being a motocross rider but I doubt myself so many times because I have no idea where to start. I'm looking for help.
MrJellyBeans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I'm a HUGE fan of your work, Seinfeld, CICGC, and so forth. I've even had the luck to see you perform in Portland, OR when I was a kid. A few questions for you:
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The story of the incident in the bus was hilarious. Which comedians will make an appearance in season 4 ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OH MY GOD I don't have any questions I just wanted to say I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHHH
30minutesofbullshit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like The Drake?
munkytoucher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your least favorite episode of Seinfeld and CICGC? Why?
Pluggedlion98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite car?(that you own)
panzervike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:24:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm calling bullshit, there is no way Seinfeld answers my question.
My question: Did you and Julia ever...you know...eat Kenny Rodgers chicken together?
Kire_L ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it like to work with Wale on his album "The Gifted"? Also is the "Album about nothing" actually going to happen?
PaekCentaur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I know you and Larry David are big fans of Buddy Rich's Bus Tapes, but where there any "Bus Tape" moments on the set of Seinfeld, or between you and Larry?
Fakelouboutins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish you would go on Top Gear and do a lap in the reasonably priced car. I know that isn't a question, so: When are you going to go on Top Gear and do a lap in the reasonably priced car?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I gotta tell ya, you're one of the best performers out there. I've watched Seinfeld since I've moved to this country and your show is still the only one that I watch religiously. You do great work, you have a great talent, thank you for sharing it with us.
dogebernays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Can you please get Woody Allen to do a CCC, you know, for old times' sake?
+/u/dogetipbot 500 doge
johnnyrobbed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the most intriguing thing about your interview with Howard Stern?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car that you want to drive on the show
mandudebreh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you're the man! Thanks for doing this AMA, enjoyed your responses. I will be seeing you live in San Luis Obispo, CA this month at Cal Poly. see you then!
C0lMustard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:25:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's probably too late, but was the hatred between yourself and Newman planned from the get go? Or did you guys develop it after it turned out top be so funny?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All of this talk about comedians, the Seinfeld show, traffic, and cars reminds me of the friend of mine who installed a VCR in his car so while he commuted to work he could listen to the back log of Seinfeld episodes he had recorded.
I always thought that was psychotic.
I don't have a question.
RealHeadyBro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! HELLO!
What's your favorite line from the series? I'm sure this is almost impossible to answer.
indecisive311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can you compete with /u/DoubleDickDude 's AMA?
xiko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the Comedian documentary it was so painfully obvious that the new comic guy was so behind the idea of what a comic guy is. You seemed to cringe a lot every time the guy spoke. Was it worth to help that guy?
AlkalineOm3n ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you first start getting into cars, and how did you end up becoming a Porsche enthusiast?
ahhhnooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I found comedians in cars getting coffee randomly on youtube about six months ago and watched every episode. How you guys thought about comedy was fascinating to me and also the ordinary conversations really drew me in. Now I found podcasts and my favorites are the Joe Rogan experience, Throwing Shade, The smartest man in the world with Greg Proops, StarTalk Radio Show by Neil deGrasse Tyson and Eugene Mirman, Getting Doug with High, and Freakonomics. Do you have any favorite podcasts? Would you condsider having Margaret Cho, Joe Rogan, Greg Proops, Eugene Mirman, Janeane Garofalo? P.S. Paul Reubens seems pretty interesting/cool also...
kishmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which episode of seinfeld was the most fun for you to make?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does he feel about the lack of representation of Jews in the media?
dankdabber ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you feel about the finale? I felt like it was a weird way to end the show.
indigent3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Grape-Nuts?
all4classwar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever thought about doing another network sitcom?
chrbir1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Marx Brother's movie?
Mine's Duck Soup.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all: how I feel about this AMA.
Secondly: I heard that you will spend years and years working on one joke. That can't be true for all of them, is it?
grc215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:27:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, What do you think of Rivers Cuomo of the band Weezer? Thanks!
peanutbuttertaco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the funniest joke you know
jpt31525 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite Seinfeld episode Jerry?
bungieneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
im reading all his responses with his voice.
denikar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mary Scheer, she is my cousin. She kissed you on "The Kiss Hello" episode. Do you recall working with her? That's all I got.
joeltrane ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ITT: Jerry complimenting commenters
iloveyoungho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld. The song Vesi la guibba is heavily featured in the Joe Divola binaca episode and is used whenever an opera song is needed in other episodes. My question is who is the opera buff of the crew? And who sings your favorite rendition of it?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if "seinfeld" still on tv today? i mean, what if NBC never cancelled "Seinfeld" due to low ratings, and episodes were still made today in a modern setting? what sort of adventures would those nutty characters Jary, Garge, Krame, and ELan be up to?
thekatzkid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you answer my one question?
PockRoK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Leaving yourself out, who is your favorite comedian that is still active?
shawnxstl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question and this will certainly be buried at this point but I just wanted to say that I love your work.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope I'm not too late. I know that you are a huge car buff, what was your first car and of all the cars you have owned, which one was your favorite?
marius22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld thang you for doing this AMA. My question for you is :
How hard to film was the scene where Kramer drinks a beer and smokes at the same time?
And respect for the way you did stand up comedies funny without the need of cursing :P . Greetings from Romania
icepickjones ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Exactly how many cars do you own?
Also, I love Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
Cainman2K3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry-
It was great to work on the Acura MDX shoot with you back in October (Astronaut, also St. Louis Cardinals fan...sorry)! You were a class act and I now have a photo of you with the 4 of us on my desk.
JUST REPLACE THE "DR." WITH "M.D."! IT'S THAT SIMPLE!
metalcabeza ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Greetings from Argentina!
Just one stupid question: do you hate "The Big Bang Theory" as much as I do? I cannot stand shows that want to force me into laughing by having people laugh after every line.
Anyway, sorry about that. Let me know when you come to Argentina. Chau.
anderhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld. Thanks for doing this.
I have a question about the parking garage scene from Seinfeld.
Is it true that Kramer's car accidentally didn't start at the end of the episode? And that everyone cracked up so hard it was changed from the original script?
all_these_moneys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you not lose it when doing the Soup Nazi episode?
Adamg20186 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember your encounter with a comedian named Bob Kelly? He says that he thought he was talking to you (you seemed like you wanted to hang out with him) but it turns out you were really talking to a woman standing behind him. Upon realizing he thought you were talking to him he says you replied "Not you!" and he told the story on the Opie and Anthony Show about how embarrased he was. 1. Is this story true? and 2. Were you really annoyed with him or were you just breaking his balls? Thank you Jerry you are the best.
Tilted_reality ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell me a joke.
murtburternie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did the idea of "Talking Funny" that aired on HBO and is also viewable here come about with Ricky Gervais, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock?
positron3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for all the laughs Jerry. To me, there is no better joy than laughter, and you sir have given that joy to millions of people. Fuck santa, you're the real jolly ol fellow!
peanutboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Um...yeah. that's all I got.
Rebmes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favourite comedian of all time?
Chiefwalkwithaids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan, I was wondering if because you are a Superman fan, did you try to be a part of any of the Superman movies?
onemanriot1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:30:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had your own theme music to follow you around everywhere what would it be and would it include funk slap bass?
Synicalmamal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
RandomBlackLady ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most important thing about being a comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What were your feelings about Seinfeld ending?
Ctkratochvil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was more fun, interviewing Howard Stern or being interviewed by him?
SpartanPT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does the cast of Seinfeld still keep in touch and also are you still friends?
Treats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to buy one car, new or used, for under $30,000 and it would be your only car, what would you buy?
62midnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do you no longer associate with Scientology?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
jerry do you smoke trees?
dph1llips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I heard you died 15 years ago. Is this true?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with getting older?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a fan of the "Seinfeld Today" or the "Seinfeld2000" twitter accounts.
Anonymous_Gamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm hoping you weren't asked this already.
As a fan, I'd love to know what your favorite alcoholic drink is.
8moves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm I the only one who thinks this is a fake AMA?
alexvelluto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to put it out there that Tig Notaro and/or Mike Birbiglia would be great guests on CCC!
pjd1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you want Jerry's Seinfeld's legacy to be?
GSD_LOVER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
new nsx or carera gt?
aquasax ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PLEASE make CCC "available on mobile" so I can watch it on Youtube Chromecast!
noreasongiven0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved you on Howard Stern BABBA BOOEY! BORON!
Dubteeff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be my Valentine?
Frigidevil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Say down the line you end up watching some old episodes with your grandkids, would you explain why the situations are funny because things like cell phones didn't exist, or pretend the show takes place on an alternate universe where snail mail and answering machines are the norm?
RagingAnemone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi!! Could you settle an argument for me? "Did he do the whistle?" I believe you said that, my friend believes it was Rock.
Redditors, dear god, please if you haven't seen it, please watch Talking Funny from HBO
graphemeral ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for being so good at what you do. I have a question on your theory of comedy. I loved the documentary COMEDIAN and it made me think a lot, in a lot of good ways.
The juxtaposition between you and Orny was so compelling. I don't expect you to badmouth the guy here, but as a master of the craft, what would you say in response to my distaste for his work? Do you think that there is a sort of skill in comedy that can be abstracted from your personality -- is it possible that by painting him as a clamoring basketcase, the filmmakers prevented me from appreciating his comical skill?
In other words, if I just saw him on stage for his act, would the same unappealing qualities show through (as it seems to me they would)?
Or in your experience, is a comedian doomed if he can't master himself, regardless of how funny he is? Any thoughts of yours here would be super interesting!
chimy727 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why aren't you funny?
goldenboyphoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd love to see you do Marc Maron's podcast. Any possibility of that in the near future?
NeakosOK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't have a question. Just wanted to say I watched the "Bee Movie" this morning with my daughter. I thought it was very clever and funny. And she loved it too.
Rinehart128 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The first mention of Newman on the show is in The Revenge, in which Kramer is apathetic towards his threats to kill himself. However in The Revenge Newman was only voiced off screen. The first time Newman actually made an appearance was in The Suicide. Was this intentional?
Jihra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I do not have a question but wanted to say my aunt passed away from cancer this Thursday and the thing me and my brother had with her was Seinfeld. Before that we didn't have much in common and didn't talk much, but that one day when we saw an episode together by chance. We mention that we found the show to be awesome, at this she mention it was her favorite show and that she had a ton of episodes recorded on VHS. We ended up doing a marathon together, after that we found out how great a person she really was. We are gonna miss her, anyway Thank you Jerry for being a part of my family's memories.
GeneralEccentric ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you like Newman?
MyCoolTomIs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Evening Mr. Seinfeld.... May I ask you a question?
CuboneDota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you miss being on Seinfeld? I know you are happy it ended where it did but do you ever wish you could do another episode with the gang?
NumenSD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:33:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've always preferred Frasier. Can you convince me otherwise?
zazjaju ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Big fan! Probably a stupid question but can you explain the laugh tracks in your show? Was it prerecorded or taped live?
NotThatMaurice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY!!! Ok, let's get the obligatory, "I loved Seinfeld" out of the way. Also, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is such a great idea...the one where you are driving too fast with Ricky Gervais getting angry with you was great. My wife and I loved the chemistry you had with Sarah Silverman as well.
Anyway, here's the question. Do you remember...maybe 15 years ago, running into a couple with two young kids in California, probably on Rodeo Drive. The young brothers were wearing the same outfit that their mother obviously dressed them in, blue jean shirts with blue jeans. The older one was chunky, and the younger one probably had a bowl cut. Anyway, I'll never forget this, you remarked, "So..uh, you guys got a blue thing going on here..."
I still tell that story to this day. No one believes me, and of course, my dad didn't bring the camera so we couldn't get a picture with you. Thanks for doing this AMA!
thomasizzo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all thank you for years and years of great television. its been kind of stale for a little bit now (a few shows aside) so in that aspect...what television shows are you currently watching?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you be getting a Porsche 918?
NowAndForever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jagdish... I mean Jerry :) Elaine thought of this name for you in the episode when you four had come to India. Why the name Jagdish? Because of similarity to Jerry?
Rotting_Intestines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan :D I really enjoyed your comedy specials! What is your favorite joke?
WentoX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:34:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If i say don't give me an answer, will you still give me an answer?
marion4sho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE.
I LOVE IT.
smish108 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, my dad saw your show at Mohegan Sun a couple weeks ago. He shouted "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" after you took a drink. How often does this type of thing happen to you?
VineArchives ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
dmead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have your cursed at all since your talk with chris rock louis ck and ricky gervais?
TurboSwine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you say turboswine five times fast?
qwicksilfer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:35:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
My boyfriend is a huge fan of your show and got me into watching it years ago! Haven't stopped laughing yet! I absolutely loved all you guys but Julia Louis-Dreyfus in particular because she showed me that women don't have to mimic male comedians to be funny,
That said, do you watch Veep? Any thoughts on the show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First, Seinfeld was hilarious, but it was also entertaining even when it wasn't being funny. I think that's what a lot of people enjoyed about it.
Second, do you like cereal as much as you did on TV?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry! Long time fan, (entire life I loved the show) what do you think is the funniest movie released in last five years?
guyzyl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you respect wood?
fasinfudge ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry i wanted to tell you thank you for all the years of entertainment you have provided in my youth. I wanted to tell you how memorable your performances were to me. Till this day i still remember the Pez episode, and man hands. Just brilliant keep up the good work, i have not seen any of your new show because i just heard about it while on this thread and look forward to watching it.
BimmerLuv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car?
akesh45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's Victoria?
Cardtrickster74 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a high school student interested in directing and producing films, (or shows) and I was wondering if you could tell me any good schools you might recommend or give me some tips for show business?
aaron90521 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:36:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was just on a vacation with my family and they were playing trivial pursuit, when the infamous question was asked "Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?" I answered Moops! But no one believed I was correct.
protopets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question here. What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
illBiskit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you ask for an AMA about nothing?
Shrek_Wins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is my favorite show of all time! I've seen every episode at least 10 times, and I could best the best of 'em in "Seinfeld scene it"
Anyway, I was so excited to see you perform at Caesars Palace 6 years ago for my 22nd birthday. I guess my question is, how often do you renew your material for your shows in Vegas? I would love to go see you again!
imacoolcailin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you suffer with your sinus's?
CoolstorySteve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have any questions, I just want to say no matter how many times I watch Seinfeld it's still as great as when I watched it the first time.
amp-_- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite pair of J's?
NOISY_SUN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem to be a bit of a car guy. Any automotive publications or websites you frequent that you'd like to recommend for someone just getting into it?
TheBaddfish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with that?
pala14 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im a big car fan, and I would like to ask. In your collection, what is your favorite car? and why?
lumpofcole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is every electronic out there have to be so smart now? Smart Phone, Smart TV, Smart Car! Smart fridge, smart coffee maker, smart microwave! There are even smart beds out there that adjust themselves. We're becoming a society too dumb to adjust ourselves in bed! What's the deal?
You can use that for free. Upvote your waitresses, I'll be here all year.
Chrispy_Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:37:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As you're reading through our questions and deciding which to answer, what is the percentage of questions you skip deeming them too stupid to address?
7daniel7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
This question should go to Jason but..
My favorite guy on the show(No offense) is Jason, but I didn't see him in any other major films or series.
Do you think the George part he got killed his career in a way?
Because the George part seems to stick to him.
tiedyechemist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Love the show,
Do you really get as much tail as Seinfeld implies?
Who's your favorite active comedian?
Janehavo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Craziest sexual experience?
bass_n_treble ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your feelings on Massapequa, NY?
KilldozerReunite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry! My mom has macular degeneration and has lost her sight. Still, she never misses an rerun of "Seinfeld". She pretty much has them memorized by now. So yeah, "I love you Jerry!" from Oma!
LumberjackJack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I just want to say that I'm a big fan of yours.
When I was growing up my parents used to ALWAYS watch Seinfeld. I was never into it back then, but now that i'm a lot more mature I find myself watching Seinfeld more than anything else. I wish more shows nowadays were as good as your show. I wish you the best of luck in your future performances.
Oh yeah, how annoyed are you with "What's the deal with airline food?"
lolwut314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow comedians such as Colin Quinn has been very critical of your act. How does it feel to be so well established, yet have individuals such as him bashing you on a consistent basis?
Snake-Doctor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any idea what ever happened to Bob Sacamano?
Drifts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is my television equivalent to comfort food. I've seen every episode dozens of times; I just can't get tired of it. THanks
tbranyen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Noticed you're replying to a lot of comments, so I just wanted to take this time to say that Seinfeld was a part of growing up for me and as a result I'm a social recluse who is very bitter and regressing into George-like state of being.
Modestbrad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry.
How does it feel when people like Jimmy Fallon do an impression of you? I know it must be very flattering but does it sting at all?
i_have_spaghetti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When my husband and I first started dating he would always quote Seinfeld and make references to the show, which is one of the reasons I showed him any interest at all. Turns out he had never seen an episode and was using wikipedia to dupe me. It worked, but I'm still bitter that he is not as big a fan as I am. I don't have a question, I just want to say you're awesome.
OldPeopleHateMe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that there is a hidden Superman in every episode?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
maxjlewis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a huge fan! Seinfeld is still one of the best things to ever happen to me. Making people laugh is something I love to do; what advice do you have for aspiring comedians, Jerry?
FortyBigPigs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. What criteria or personality traits do you look for in a person while choosing a car for them on CCC?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you Jerry. Best Ama ever. Mind blown
Bildo818 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry ... My fiancรฉ isn't a fan of Seinfeld but I love it! Can you tell her why she's wrong?
Proceros ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you eat candy now?
tjm5575 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry
Whats the deal with airline food?
subrhyme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars getting Coffee is HILARIOUS!... good work my man!... no Question, just praise.
bachrodi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You look like you're going to burst out in laughter in so many episodes. I can only imagine your constraint doing a scene with Michael. For me. This is why Seinfeld is my favorite "live action" show. Besides COPS.
SRV_dude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite Seinfeld lines is said when Jerry meets up with his girlfriend at the time (in the ep where he has a "purse"):
Jerry: I can't believe we're going dancing! Girlfriend: Why? Jerry: Because it's so stupid.
It's just awesome, and I tend to agree. Any story behind that line?
skoorbevad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food, anyways?
Sullivan623 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a new-ish stand-up comedian (less than 6 months) What are your tips for writing more material?
You are one of my biggest inspirations and one of the first stand up comedians I have ever listened too! Thank you
eastcoastgamer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, little late to the party here but I was working all day. I'd just like to say that your stand up bit about "hiding your wallet in your shoe on the beach" cracks me up every time!
Thugnificent01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're awesome Seinfeld.. That is all i wanna say :D
White667 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My question was going to be about when the next episode of CCC was going to be avaliable, but you've answered that, so cheers!
I love your work.
fabiano18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are u a fan of music ? if yes what are the things that u like to hear?
DelusionalGene ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you'll never see this question, but how do you feel about your reputation as the greatest comedian? Are there any comedians that you would consider better than yourself?
bailey1290 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:41:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would be your biggest piece of advice to anyone who's interested in entering show business right out of high school?
kpec ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have to say Jerry has done what I think is the best AMA I've ever seen Great answers and you can tell he actually cares.. Well Done Jerry!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
AMostOriginalUserNam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever miss your talk show, Mr Springer?
buttpincher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I don't know if anyone asked this and I don't care to scroll down and find out (I'm "working") but why the hell didn't we see more of you on Curb? Also you're my 3rd favorite Jew behind Jon Stewart and Larry in that particular order. Peace
razors99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan of yours. I'm just wondering what's your personal favourite episode of Seinfeld? Thank you for doing so much for comedy over your career!
incutonez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, if you could have played one of the 3 Stooges, who would you be and why? I'm assuming Moe, as you seem like the main pinhead :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this AMA is over but did anyone read all of Jerry's answers in his voice?
Eastberlin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, will you be including more women on CCICGC? I see Tina Fey is on a future episode and Sarah Silverman was great. Are there others you are considering?
bharathbunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr.Seinfeld, big fan here. Thanks for this AMA.
Do you have fake arguments in your head like the rest of us? And if you do, do you use them as material in your stand-up?
stevenashtyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have one of your old cars :)
StixAndStoned ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im 17 and im having trouble being funny, so ive started watching seinfeld everday after school, and its actually helped me to be a little more quick (and funny) with my jokes... Thought id tell ya.
gruesomeb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:43:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Huge fan here. My question is Will the Seinfeld collection ever go on Blu-ray?
fragthis101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:44:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a huge fan of Seinfeld and your most recent show, Comedians in cars getting coffee. The episode with Michael Richards was amazing! It was my favorite episode, I could tell he felt back to himself again when he's around you. I feel so bad for Michael, he doesn't deserve the slack everyone has been giving him and you can really see it on his face how much it still bothers him. I would give anything in the world to meet Michael. Also I have to ask, what was your favorite car that you drove in your series of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? I must add that you are in my top 5 best comedians. My name is Jeremy Howard from Newfoundland, thanks for listening!
reerunn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, are there any comedies or shows you watch religiously or love?
beningitis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Your show is my all time favorite, it never gets old. I just wanted to say that I also saw you do standup at the Landmark in Syracuse last summer and I thought you related really well to the audience by letting them (us) ask questions afterwards. Do you enjoy working smaller venues? Have you always tried to include banter with your audience when you do/did standup? I thought that was a really cool move and I think I speak for everyone that has experienced it when I say it was greatly appreciated.
Thanks for the laughs and the AMA!
Gorge2012 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Looking back Seinfeld was unlike any show on TV at it's time and that is why I think it stands up so well today. Do you feel that any show has filled the void that it left when it went off the air? I know it's different in many ways but my pick would be It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
SusieSuze ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any guilt for perpetuating and probably increasing germaphobe- mania?
Murse-code ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I gotta say, Jerry, I watched just about all of the CICGC episodes and they are hilarious. 2 questions: 1.Is that Jay Leno's Miura you got pulled over in? and 2) What will it take to get Don Rickles back to regular stand up?
MrZulog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have been on a Seinfeld binge lately and I always wondered was if it feeps weird for you know that Tim Wattley makes meth?
PicardZhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm having a shitty winter break. Can you make it better by making me laugh?
cakeyss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how did you meet larry david and what did you think of him when you first met him? the more bad things the better!
heartlesszio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win in a fight? Superman or Batman?
fissionandchips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be of?
hazemm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry, huge fan! I know everyone says this but I can't not. I feel its treason.
My question is how did u guys come up with the skit for the miracle loogie. Was it scripted or did you, Newman, and Kramer improvise on the spot?
liamo1232 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how are you jerry?
jim9162 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo.... What IS the deal with airline food?
Semigloss01010001 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld you're probably my favorite comedian and seinfeld is hands down my favorite show of all time.
Whats been your favorite project you've been apart of? stand up, tv, charities etc?
Barbossal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you consider Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee as a sort of spiritual successor to Seinfeld? I recall seeing a documentary where you and Larry would basically do the same premise of just going out and getting coffee, just as two comedians and friends, and we saw Seinfeld come out of that. Was that part of your inspiration to create the new web-series?
Big fan by the way. :D
Jonlukevandam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite Superman movie?
Prem1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about your caffeine addiction? Personally, I hate mine and try to limit to 2 a day.
iFilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love you Jerry and was just wondering when..
is Bee Movie 2 coming out?
srbarker15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
George, Kramer, Elaine: Fuck, Marry, Kill
Inb4puberty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every thing you say Seinfeld better be funny or I'm giving you negative internet points
hawkeye_4077 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, I just wanted to say hello and to tell you that a friend and I am going to be seeing you this Friday at West Point and that we are really looking forward to it! My question is, as a comedian, how have you learned to deal with failure, in your work and personal life, and what do you consider the most import attributes for success (and what do you consider "success" to be personally)?
b_monty333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you style your hair? I like it.
srbarker15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry.....Hello.....Jerry......Hello
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what exactly is the deal with airline food?
waylaidbyjackassery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:46:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever feel guilty about using your TV star perks to steal that guys fiancee from him?
quinnpool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I love your online show CCC! can't wait to watch the new stuff. I am curious if you have thought about doing this show with any young comedians that have started out more recently? Bo Burnham comes to mind, but it would be interesting to see the dynamic between someone who has been so successful and someone who is kind of starting out. Anyways I love the show and love you you just appreciate jokes.
Edit - Punctuation
ThePlumOfAllFears ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your best blooper?
srbarker15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
And the best cereal of all time is????
hgthug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read every comment by Mr. Seinfeld in his voice.
sinner_02 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Seinfeld is definitely the best show ever made what is your relationship with Larry David now? Please make more shows together also, what was your input in Curb your enthusiasm?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRRRRRRRAAAAAAY
Fantastipotamus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To this day, because of Seinfeld, I will rub the side of my nose when sitting in traffic with one finger so that drivers in the next lane think I'm picking my nose.
If you see this Jerry - know that many many drivers have given me weird looks because of you.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the babka episode, what inspired the handicapped man crushing Elaine's foot and saying, "SORRRAAAAY."
Legomasta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any thoughts or opinions on Weird All Yankovic's UHF film?
MrMakeveli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! No question here, just wanted to say that my friends and family all firmly believe that there is a Seinfeld moment for everything in life. Thanks for bringing comedy to even the most mundane of moments.
pogeynarc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:47:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry I am a long time fan of your show and thank you for doing this! I just finished watching the bottle deposit episodes and it never gets old.. truly comedy gold! My question is what is your fondest memory when you look back on making the show?
Prandov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, apart from the episode with Bryan Cranston; being Jewish doesn't really make it into much of the show. Many other comedy shows love to derive material from Jewish american culture. And cultural contrast is great (we love Ressell Peters). So was it a conscious decision to make Seinfeld culturally/religiously secular? Or are you just not religious and didnt want to make it a part of who you are as a comedian. I'd be excited to know.
Wattlewho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who ARE these people?
jhall_jhall ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think any sitcoms today match the genius of your show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever do a musical with Ray Romano?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with AMA's?
Pickles17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:48:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, we all know you are a Porche man, but if you had to only drive one American made car for the rest of your life what would it be and why? (Any make, model, year)
SeanScottK10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld
How are you sir, glad that you are apart of reddit. First, let me say I am huge fan and watch the show religiously till this day. I was curious if you ever thought of a reunion show?
saturdayplace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I feel like I'm perhaps the only one who liked the Microsoft commercials you did with Bill Gates. I wish we could have had more of them. Bill seems so humorless publicly, please tell me he was a blast to hang out with?
Chrispy_Reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I think you're the greatest Jerry. I'd like to know who you think is the greatest Jerry.
...I'm guessing Jerry Rice.
Milky_Squirts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which Porsche is your favorite? What's the most fun car you've had a chance to drive?
FluffyUnicorns27 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jets or Giants? I have to know!
Omnivore93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, what's the deal with all these questions
udbluehens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So...whats the deal with peanuts on airplanes?
spokesntokes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey guys, hijacking this thread and coming out of lurking to explain what this is I found out they were shooting an Amazon commercial in my work today, It shows a mom and kid sitting in the cafe (Ancora Coffee) and see it go by all excited. It's supposed to be a car.
imtriing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you state you will give me an answer... is that true or false?
nesman51 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I need to preface this question by saying that Seinfeld is one of a very limited number of shows that really impacted my family as I grew up watching it among my father and grandfather. My question is how did the trend of Superman memorabilia appearing in the show come about? On a side note, how do you feel about the Batman and Superman movie that is coming up?
majorsix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi. Like all of us terrifyingly identical humans, I do appreciate you. I do appreciate you, though, from a very professional point of view. I find you the only one managed to keep a honorable level of filtering through the series. There's no a single episode you watch only because you already just love the characters. Any single episode I can remember, is truly, individually funny. There are lots of funny writes out there, but, eventually, they all are making at least a few horrible episode. At least a few terrible, terrible, jokes (predictable, over-explained jokes.. stuff like that).
Never happened in Seinfeld the best comedy, and one of the best work of art, I know.
But I do must ask you one thing.
What is this thing with the standup scenes through the episodes?
You know the ones I'm talking about, right? Through the episodes, occasionally we can see Jerry Seinfeld doing his standup show (most usually without any necessary connection to the episode plot).
It's not that these scenes are not funny.. Or these scenes can't level up with the rest of the show...
It's just that these scenes are the worst piece of shit I've encountered my whole life.
I swear to god I'm not kidding.
I just cannot possibly understand that.
How, how, how could you possibly see in those scenes anything anything worse putting?
Everything else in the show is an evident for a non-stopping, excellent bad-jokes-filtering. Which is awesome.
But what the fu*k (there's a C missing there, btw) is with this stand up.
This is the only thing I want to know;
Are you Jerry Seinfeld, find these scenes funny?
If you are not sure I'd recommend you watch the first episode.
[By the way reddit, I'm not interested in "I love these scenes!" comments]
ArchibaldB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Richards has been kidnapped. How much cash money could you conjure up tomorrow from your various bank accounts to pay the ransom? And would you pay it?
sander9702 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever hang out with Elaine or George in real life?
crackingheart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for Seinfeld, it's genius. I started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm because I love Seinfeld, and was wondering if you would say you're as bitter as Larry David?
CopEatingDonut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who proposed the HBO special "Talking Funny"? I thought that would have made a great series, with different comics each time
xlxRavage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok gotta ask cuz I hear all the time that comedians make their jokes out of what has happened to them in real life. So how many of the situations in Seinfield come from real life experience or was it thought up somewhere?
stennesrc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan here. So what went into the decision to have Steinbrenner voiced by Larry David?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Manhattan Plaza (where larry david and the real kramer lived, for those of you not in the know)? Used to live there myself. I think half the folks there don't report their full income and should not have their housing choice voucher.
peppp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Mr. Seinfeld,
As a moderator of the subreddit /r/classiccars , I cordially invite you to come check out our rusty bits. I'm sure you will enjoy it.
Thanks for making me laugh for the past 20 years (since your shows started showing on Portuguese TV).
All of my Classic-car-bro-love to you,
Peppp
Fengfeng99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Should I send him a message? Today I saw him play ping pang with his friends. Suddenly, I miss him very much and wanted to talk to him. But we were finished a few days ago. I felt sad when I saw someone I used to love but now nothing to with me. I know I shouldn't send ~
OneKindofFolks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it weird working with a billionaire (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)?
foreverfalln ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Jerry Seinfeld is a very nice man, and would be a pleasure to know.
I'm so ****** pissed I missed this!
abby8985 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you first started stand up, did you have any anxieties performing material in front of crowds? Also, at what point in the process did you feel yourself "finding your voice"?
sombrejester ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still hang out with the guys from Seinfeld? If yes then what sort of stuff do you do?
Primo1x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love the show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee!! Any word on when you'll be getting the new NSX?
ggill1970 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I remember seeing you on the Tonight Show & thinking "this is the funniest comedian i have ever heard in my life". can you describe what this was like back then ? meeting Johnny & your career exploding (or so i have thought) ? it seemed like a BIG DEAL at the time like the beatles coming to america...was it ?
feric89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
vetomacht ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
late to party but, have you ever met Bob Sacramento?! :P
Dave_pierson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happened in CICGC with the police stop and the Miura, and Chris Rock..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it 'internal bleeding'?
You're not really bleeding. . .
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Could you please tell Michael Richards to forgive himself and move on? I understand how the past would haunt him, but he needs to realize that life goes on.
corilee93 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I met the Soup Nazi in Boston in mid-December. He says he hasn't heard from you in a while!
BattlestarBattaglia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
E_Words ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously he won't read this. But wow this guy is nice, intelligent, genuine, and responds with complete respect. What a great AMA.
Black_Hipster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it illegal to carry a dildo around in public?
popeboyQ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On comedians in cars, what was your favorite car to drive and why?
bigjerm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
does larry miller say "you know what?" a lot in person?
Tylerius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:53:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the most brilliant things about Seinfeld, to me, is that at no point are we asked to suspend disbelief. The problems and circumstances in which the characters find themselves in, no matter how wacky they may be, are always believable and real. So much so that many of the situations we have seen in the show have become part of our lexicon.
How were you guys able to pull it all off and stay disciplined enough to avoid the unbelievable and "deus ex machina"-type resolutions?
jerkstor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the Jerkstore episode as funny as I think it is?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry you should check out /r/spacedicks.
nioli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, your show is ridiculously funny and seems to not have a serious moment in the entire series. Why did you go with that approach?
toastiegoat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA, huge fan! I saw you about seven years ago in Flagstaff, AZ and at the end of your set you did a Q&A at the end. Someone asked you why you chose Flagstaff, AZ. You responded by saying that you had not left your hotel room the entire time you were there and basically that Flagstaff is boring with nothing going on, then you said, "So I ask you sir, why did you choose Flagstaff, AZ?" I thought it was brilliant and I tell the story to this day! Thanks for all the laughs
roscodash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite bit of all time?
apaff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, we graduated from the same high school and everyone always talked about how much you hated it. Is this actually true?
mSpoons88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:54:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advise would you give an upcoming stand up comedian?
brandox8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Im a huge fan and just wanted to say I enjoyed Bee movie so much!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever find out what was up with that?
cornsyrup-rubbernips ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever think about taking the part with Kramer breaking down in comedians in cars getting coffee out of the short? It made me sad after laughing for so long. Well played you shiftless bastard.
MrZulog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider making the movie "Rochelle Rochelle"?
FractalDude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know this is late ... Maybe you will get it anyway.
My dad used to do stand up when you and Larry did ... Is it true Larry used to storm off stage on the regular?
I love Seinfeld and curb.. It makes me feel like I am not alone with my cynicism.
PrintfReddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of other sitcoms such as Friends? How I Met Your Mother? The Big Bang Theory or anything else? You have any favourite TV show in which you didn't work in?
Karateblac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw your stand-up in Louisville and I loved it. What was some of your favorite cities you preformed in?
Material_Defender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:56:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is a very impressive thread. Like the complete opposite of the Morgan Freeman fiasco.
My mother and aunt loved Seinfeld, so I ended up watching it a lot.
What is your opinion on Michael Richards nowadays, especially after the racism incident? Do you still keep in contact with him, and the others? (Jason + Julia)
TheWhiteLatino69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I'm late I don't even know if your still here, but I just wanted to say I absolutely love your work. Seinfeld is my favorite show by far. I really want to go see your performance in San Juan, I'm currently visiting there and saw advertisements for it but sadly I won't be in Puerto Rico. I don't really have a question but I guess what made you decide to be a comedian in the first place?
sejope ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I take you out to dinner?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your show so much!! I've seen it completely multiple times!
blindbearbob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry, according to my dad, he traced my family tree way way back and apparently you and i are kind of cousins. that's it, have a wonderful day
HumanTrafficCone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - is the Lamborghini Miura from the CCC episode with Chris your car, or was it supplied for the shoot? And if it is yours, how often do you take her out?
The engineering and lines of that automobile are the things dreams are made of.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, big fan. Like many others, Seinfeld is my favorite show of all time.
Sort of an odd question, but in the episode "The Comeback" where George thought "Well the Jerkstore called..." was the best line in the history of comebacks, was it ever written into the script as to what George's epiphany was in the very last scene of the episode where he goes "Wait! Yes! That's what I should've said!" and immediately turns his card around.
This is my favorite episode of all time. PS My previous license plate was actually JERKSTR, until I theorized that cops found it too antagonistic after numerous, needless traffic tickets..
dtmc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing the AMA. I was practically raised on Seinfeld episodes at night.
Moment when you knew you made it?
Proudest moment of your life?
itsallaboutthefun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, who's the funniest non-comedian you know? And who's the most interesting/charismatic non-celebrity you know.
I'm always fascinated by people's reactions to famous people, saying things like "he had this presence about him". I find those people in my daily life and none of them are famous.
Thanks for your time.
reuse_recycle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:57:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with airplane food???
Cow_Catcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Him: " Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer. " Me : " An answerr to what? " Jerry: " An answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everthing. "
tonnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of the writing staff, particularly in the last 2 years of the show? I guess what I'm asking is, (if you want to think of the staff almost like your "kids") parents usually say they don't have a favorite, but if you had to pick some of your favorite writers who would they be? Personally I thought a lot of the Spike Feresten episodes were great.
jollz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Mind doing a "Comedians in Cars" with Bill Burr? I would be stoked
illBiskit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't a question, it's a demand. Quit comedy and become a full time SNY commentator. I will talk to Gary, Ron, and Keith if you hold up your end.
joshthephysicist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever go to the Nickelcade in Utah? Did you used to ?
CaraKit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever played dungeons and dragons? If not what would your character name be?
mSpoons88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When was the last time you carried a condom in your wallet?
Nstanger32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you come up with ideas for each episode? Since there wasn't an exact story line. Love the show by the way
Dannysmartful ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'll probably never see this but maybe do this for charity on your TV show before a live studio audience? Have a team of moderators filter inappropriate content and put questions on a screen and you just answer questions openly.
Perhaps have a guest join you? People who want to send a question can donate money for a chance to get their question answered live on TV (or radio even) If their question doesn't get answered it's OK because it's for a good cause.
Maybe as an added bonus whichever state donates the most money you'll go perform there and give donators a first chance to buy tickets before the public?
Jakimo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What are your views on medical marijuana?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever get your hover shoes back from Newman?
prostateExamination ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:59:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i think your name is silly..but i freakn love your show...i got so upset whan i ran out of episodes to watch...now that you are not doing seinfeld, what do you plan on doing with your life? and is kramer as ridiculous as i think he is?
Orca2040 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So far, I've read every single one of your posts in your voice. It's just such a memorable voice. Did you ever felt like your personality and the way you talk has changed since doing Seinfeld?
jcoleman624121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you dont mind my asking what was your reaction to everything that went down with micheal richards? I just thought you not only being a professional comedian but also his friend might have some insight into the whole situation.
someprimetime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have any good Life Pro Tips?
m-torr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully I didn't miss out on this (although my hopes aren't high). Thanks for doing this Jerry. Have you ever seen Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) on twitter? It's a page that creates fake plot lines for the show, dealing with issues from today. If so, what are your thoughts on some of the situations on it? I think a lot of them are spot on, but I'd love to hear your opinion on some of them.
mostlyvirtual ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you think that if you started Seinfeld in 2009 instead of 1989, would it be as good of a show and as successful ?
oberf395 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever sleep with Elane in real life?
pyrochyde ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry have you ever been roasted or roasted someone?
jpthejetsfan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:00:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of Stew Leonards?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What were some influential shows you watched growing up, that influenced your comedy?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. I've always wondered how many of the core topics/situations of Seinfeld were adapted from your or David's actual lives. Any? Was there an actual incident with a marble rye? Did you once get lost in a vast parking garage? Or is real life too boring?
theDart ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any advice to give to young comedians trying too hard?
And also, what is your favorite comedian of your current comedian friends?
Apologies if these were dumb or useless questions
tonnix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Even though Newman is evil, do you have a favorite moment of his? This might be my favorite television moment ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91au6Y5q8j0
truthnottrash ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:01:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, spectacular 993 Turbo S by the way.
DonPatrizio ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Any chance you will attend a Caffeine and Carburetors event in the near future?
http://caffeineandcarburetors.com/
Thanks
kris_mc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry Seinfeld! First of all I'd like to say I love your show and your stand up! I was just wondering if you'd seen the Twitter account 'modern seinfeld' it makes plots of shows of seinfeld had it been on the air right now. Its Hilarious. You should check it out!
LuigiLuigi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are the reason I am a comic Mr.Seinfeld, thank you.
Mikeal912 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with that?
liam1291 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I just watched you on Leno right after the final episode aired. How did it feel knowing that so many people were watching your work at the same time?
Wattlewho ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Sienfeld, I would like to thank you. My father has struggled with depression his entire life. The only thing that consistently brings him joy is your sitcom. As a Christmas present my family got him and my brother tickets to see you at the Colosseum on December 27th. It was the happiest I have ever seen him. So... Thank you. From the bottom of my heart for bringing laughter into the lives of so so many, and doing so in a way that doesn't depend upon vice and vulgarity. Please never stop doing that thing you do.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:02:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still hate anyone who had a pony growing up?
iTameStrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With Darren's help, did Kramerica Industries ever get that chicken?
spitsex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have advice for anyone that wants to learn how to be funny? Just started watching Seinfeld here, I like the show
thisguynick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hellllllllooooo Jerry! I am an absolute fan of all your work, and to this day, Seinfeld is the only TV show that can still make me laugh out loud when I watch it, even though I've see every episode 10 times or more. My question is, do you think the show would have been as successful without the incredibly hilarious and perfect cast of you, Jason, Julia and Michael? Was anyone else considered? Also Bee Movie was awesome. Thanks!!
Lycanlord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, it says that you're done with the ama already :( anyways, just found your ccgc web series, and I gotta say it's the most genuinely funny thing I've watched in a long time. Watched through all of season 1 and 2 as well. The drive with gervais was one of the best. Wicked stuff.
gotchabrah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:03:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I can't thank you enough for doing this AMA!
It's been said that Seinfeld totally revolutionized the idea of sitcoms by removing the idea that at the end of the episode the viewer had to come away with a moral lesson of some sort.
My question is how on earth did y'all come up with this idea? The idea of by doing "nothing" y'all could develop hilarious insight into the characters, and have one small event snowball into multiple story lines.
I'm a little tardy to the party so I hope this gets seen!
Thank you again!
mmccarthy781 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
spitsex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite books?
Powerism ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bah I think I missed him... but here's my question: Why wasn't Larry David considered for one of the roles, like George, early in production?
EmperorClayburn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you write, as in what is you process/method? Do you use a computer, paper? Music, silence? Do you pace back and forth while trying to come up with something?
I know you wrote a lot with Larry David, so how does the process differ when you're writing with someone versus writing alone?
Izoto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is an epic AMA, not to mention, the year started off well with the other AMAs. 2014 will be fun.
blive2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just a comment: THANK YOU for Seinfeld, it still makes me happy and cheerful to this day. You guys are outstanding.
miraculecure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with airplane food???
TheDionysiac ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, thanks for making my high school afternoons something to look forward to.
I notice that in a lot of your work there's often some sort of jazz (mostly big band though I hear some "messengers" contrafacts occasionally). I wondered if you were actually into jazz or just liked the way it fit with what you were doing.
Also, I wondered if you had ever thought about the relationship between the improvisation inherent in stand up, and the kind so central in jazz; a professor I had once told me that they are remarkably similar.
Bigbadbuck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Great AMA
lurch940 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about Volvo? I know you're a Euro lover! Ever actually owned any boxy beauties?
The_Dholler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, my dad was the musical director for your show for the first five seasons. His name is Reno Holler, but he went by Reno Wilde at the time. I'm just curious if you remember him, he talks about his time on the show fondly and speaks very highly of you to the everyone who asks.
Jimmy72090 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tell me a little about your brief time at Suny Oswegus
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your all-time favorite movie? (genre comedy)
DrExquisite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
platinum_rhodium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
deliciousdillpickle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome to Reddit, Jerry! I grew up watching Seinfeld with my dad and we are seeing your show in Minneapolis on the 16th. We are so excited!
Just wanted to let you know that I met a kid named Seven. For reals.
lofi76 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched every Seinfeld episode numerous times, and gathering in a friend's dorm room in the mid-90's for Seinfeld and bonghits was a cherished tradition. I had never seen CICGC until reading this AMA. Currently laughing my middle-aged ass off watching you and David Letterman cruise around with two men on the bumper of a Volvo. You're golden, man! Thanks for all the laughs, for real.
kneaders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does your wife's pussy taste better now or when she was 16?
PS: big fan!
kanedaj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Italian here. My english is good but not enough to understand every sketch and joke in your TV show. But I really loved it, and I mean a lot! I tried to watch the italian version too (the dubbed I mean) but it wasn't funny anymore... so my question is: do they ask you to approve the adaptation/translation/voice actors they choosed for the foreign versions of your show? And what do you think about the italian one?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What do you think of the twitter @seinfeldtoday?
micahrushing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I like how you walk. It's like you're the last, proud, dinosaur.
Jmo_hdz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:08:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was their a better way you would've wanted your sitcom show Seinfeld to end? It was amazing in all it's work on how you based it to be "a show about nothing".
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish seinfeld vision was a real thing :(
WestonP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your opinion of modern watercooled 911's? Are you a classic aircooled guy? The episode with the 70's Carrera RS was one of my favorites!
EchoSolo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is the first question not a "What's the deal with..."?!?
Tonynferno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
TheNewColor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have an idea for a club where people can act out their favorite scenes from Seinfeld. We would have replicas of Jerry's apartment and Monk's Diner. People could even perform they're own Seinfeld fan fiction. I think it would be a great way to keep the spirit of the show alive.
Caveman-Boo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, I just wanted to say thank you for making "Seinfeld." It is my favorite show, and always makes me feel better!
Do you every get back with the rest of the cast of Seinfeld to just catch up on life, or have you all gone your separate ways for the most part?
ragnampizas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:09:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! If you were teaching a class of 18 year olds that aspired to make comedies, what 5 films would you show them?
tgiclgbr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Seinfeld, what are the reasons for Jerry's demeanor? He seems to take things in stride and not really consider anything to be much of a big deal, even things that would annoy and/or worry most other people.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Thanks so much for being here. What was the best idea you had for Seinfeld that never ended up in an episode?
dizzle18 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any regrets on how you ended the show?
noott ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld? I've always thought The Outing was amazing comedy.
7D4Y_WEEKENDS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:10:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car you own?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is this?
ipaqmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How you been?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry if you had to select a group of actors to fill a new show that was basically a Seinfield rehash, would it be?
gameguru95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:11:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So. What is the deal with airplane peanuts?
Thinkcali ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you master of your domain?
chwhiteiii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heard you on Howard Stern rebroadcast of SiriusXM. You said you practice a bit hundreds of times? Really?
boombotser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Meet so many Reddits" ...
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you have any advice for a guy in love with the idea of doing comedy, but has only done one standup and now is too scared to get back up onstage? How do you get past the fear?
PS You should get John Mulaney on the show!
givemedat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
123run ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:12:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This will get buried for sure, but this is the only chance I have to tell you this. We are all huge fans of yours in my family, so much so that my sister was born on the series finally of Seinfeld and my parents kicked everybody out of the hospital room (all family and friends wanting to see the baby) so they could watch the show without any interruptions. Thanks for the many years of laughter from my family!
zerooskul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Seinfeld a Superman show with Jerry as Clark Kent/Superman, George as Mr. White, Elaine as Lois Lane, Kramer as Jimmy Olsen, Bania as Bizarro Superman, and Newman as Lex Luthor?
shifty_coder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, what is the deal with airline food?
mikeshoww ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Always been a huge fan of yours. With all the mass syndication of Seinfeld I've always been curious - how much do you make in royalties in a day? Because I can only imagine what a ridiculous amount it must be. Hope to hear back from you!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some of your favorite television shows (comedy or otherwise) from recent memory?
AddisonButler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you wear pirate shirts at home?
Vetersova ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a huge fan, and I don't think you'll even see this, but I love you and I was wondering if you ever would do a Seinfeld reunion show??
h3ckt1k ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
u wot m8?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, if you could make your own Insanity Wolf, what would it say?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, what IS the deal with airline food, anyway?!
dyha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think about the ending of Seinfeld, was it rushed?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of doing stand up in Australia?
Bigred1227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:14:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is something you have never done but really want to do? Either and idea for another show, or a more personal thing like going somewhere you never have or doing something different.
Ice1903 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, long time fan of your's and big blue's. It's widely known that you had something Superman related in every episode of Seinfeld. With that said, I have a two questions:
Doug__Funny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to be a teller at a bank in Burbank and one of my regular customers was "Uncle Leo." So surprised he isn't mentioned that often by any Seinfeld watchers, he was such an awesome character, and the way he grabbed on to Jerry's arm every time he was telling him something was priceless.
ledanser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your advice for someone who is conflicted for what they should do as their career, and is considering following their dream?
poontanger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to be at your stand up act in Minneapolis in few weeks with my girlfriend. In order for our relationship to work, she needs to like you. Can we buy you a drink afterwards so she can get to know you?
hobbycollector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Cool. I saw you at Disney World before The Show (now you know I'm old). It was a good show you did that day, what was it, Parents-Are-Still-Up Island or whatever they call it, and funny, but of course so long ago that I remember nothing about it. Anyway I liked what you've done for yourself since then. No questions, but if you think you show generated in-jokes, you should see this place.
steve626 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
not sure if you are still taking question, but I heard that you had, or have, or were looking for a vintage scooter? As a Lambretta guy, there's lots of nice ones around the US.
rae1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why doesn't acura make cars with v8's in them?
HairballJenkins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had eleven fingers, how would you use your extra finger to your advantage?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which came first, the chicken or the egg; and why?
Person_Who_Exists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld movie???
scriptingsoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do I always miss these? Anyways, you are awesome!
Person_Who_Exists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld movie???
bramletabercrombe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I always wanted to ask you this: Who did the casting for this show? was it you or was there someone responsible for it who has never gotten credit. It seems like every side character was perfectly cast with no one ever overacting or hamming up their lines. Was it the casting? Direction? Writing? Please give me some insight into this, thanks.
Albus_Harrison ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Quick question. Was Bob Osborne really bothered by your interview in season 1 of CICGC? Something about that episode felt wonky. Thanks!
banditx19 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you plan on doing anymore voice overs for animated movies?
You have one of those "iconic" voices and it was cool seeing it in Bee Movie. Thank you!
candyflipperman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the most embarrassing moment on TV for you when you got PUNK'D?
theywontshutup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello again, Mr.Seinfeld, (i asked you a follow up question a bit ago) I am wondering are you a morning person or do you sleep in and does your wake up time affect your creativity.
I am a young writer and a previous reddit post on how early past award winning writers woke up awoke an interest so I figured I would ask one of my favorite comedians to give his version of the early bird vs the late riser.
Thank you for the laughs.
PlatonicTroglodyte ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this!
I have a few questions about the finale for Seinfeld, since I think it is regarded as one of the funniest, most appropriate, and most well-written finales American TV has ever seen. Especially for a comedy show. Did you always have an idea of how it would end? When did you start thinking about it? How did the idea come to you, and was there anything else you wanted to do but couldn't for one reason or another?
Vwr32 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say, and you probably won't see this, but thank you. You shaped my childhood. You are the man.
My question is, how often do you drive your r32?
thugIyf3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I drive your NSX please? :D
D3FSE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like Pinks Hot Dogs?
hogiewan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan - A friend and I still do the Hello voice all the time and I call him him T-Bone often.
Anyway - I feel that most Seinfeld episodes (lost car / Elaine's fish, for example) fall apart with everyone having a cell phone or smartphone. How hard would it be to write an episode today?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Another question, did you ever consider the gang to be evil or sociopaths in the Seinfeld television show? I mean obviously they end up in jail but do you feel bad for them or do you think they got what they deserved and need to be split up?
Dr_Spaceman_Adams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the meaning of life Jerry?
abbott827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you know that Jerry Seinfeld is an anagram for "Friendly Jeers?"
abbott827 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's rather appropriate
zimbabwe7878 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Williamsport, PA and I must ask how terrible your experience here was. The girl in front of me said she likes Dane Cook more than you, I could hear everyone around us strangling her in their heads.
rake16 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Andy Griffith show have any influence on you and Larry when it came to writing the show?
It seems highly influenced by some of the barber shop conversations outside of Floyd's.
wikingwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:19:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite color.
Tenator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite comedian right now? and of all time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you watch TV or stand up are you able to "turn off" the critical side of yourself and just enjoy it or are you always analyzing?
callingshotgun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Did you ever go to Bitterman's Deli in downtown Santa Barbara? The entire place was "Seinfeld" themed. The menu had items named after characters, there was daily trivia that if answered, could win you a free cookie on your next visit (At the age of 11, I won a cookie by explaining why Jerry's girlfriend wouldn't let him stay with her- He wouldn't use her toothbrush). It was a delicious place, I just want to know if it was ever seen & appreciated by the cast that inspired it.
BabyFaceMagoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you realise that Reddit can be accessed anywhere in the world where there is internet? You don't have to go to the Reddit Headquarters to use it.
Replies_With_Dick ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is like the role model of AMA's. Jerry did such an awesome job!
waaaldooooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're the best Jerry, the best!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are your favorite comedians currently?
ihope2c ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry ,important request my wife loves you send Esperanza a shout out
SnowRidin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How hard was it to keep a straight face while filming the show? It seems like there was a lot of "holding in the laughter" moments...
ReDfAcE2007 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
PBJ or a HAM and CHEESE?
theecharon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:21:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If an alien came to earth and you could only give him one object to represent the human race, what would it be? I ask because this is one of my sisters college entry essay questions...
vanderburger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any advice for an aspiring comedian?
Sir_twitch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funny, just earlier today I was thinking, "What's that guy up to?" Got distracted before I could IMDB you, went, ran errands, and sure enough here you are! Weird timing. Good to see you're, you know, up to stuff.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the best way to build name recognition as a comedian?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck was up with the Bee Movie Jerry?! That was shit!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Can I ask you a favor? I know you don't know me, but I've dreamed of a Porsche 996 for years...you don't have a spare one in a color you don't like, do you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:22:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY!
onionfishy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you familiar with the twitter account @Seinfeld2000?
ward_1717 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why is there only one episode where kramer isnt in it? (the chinese food place)
Yozj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
DjMcKnasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
AdamKennethHandleman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry-
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever wonder why when people sneeze that the response "you're so good looking" didn't ever catch on? I like to say it as a joke every now and then and when it isn't appropriate I just say internally to myself.
boxjellyfishrule ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the second spitter?!
SemiSweetChief ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you. Do you love me?
piratetone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a big Seinfeld fan. One thing I find fascinating is that you never had a beer on the show. Most of the characters don't drink. I live in New York City, I'm single, and I'm in my late 20's (which is about when Jerry's character gets started). How could you possibly avoid bars?!
I guess my question is - do you drink? And did you make a conscious decision to avoid having the characters frequent bars?
Ontopourmama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If it isn't too late, tell us about your cars. We know you are a closet gear-head. Any chance that you will ever be the "guest in a reasonably priced car" on Top Gear?
foreverajew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you give me a question?
BeePeeaRe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't you hate pants?
sparkskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan. I would like to ask you, what do you think are the major differences between today's stand-up comedy and that of the 80's and 90's. What have changed, i.e; themes, language, style, red-lines etc.. Also what do you personally think of George Carlin?
bstandturtle7790 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry just wanted to let you know that seinfeld is my favorite show ever, true brilliance. Doubt you remember this but about 6-7 years ago you came into an improv impromptu and started doing a set and your pouch line was something about del boca vista and my cousin kinda beat you to the punch line and you ripped on him for a few minutes. Just wanted to thank you for your awesome contribution to our lives!
artrag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have not thrown up since I was very very young. It's seriously been about 20 years vomit free. I was so excited to know that we shared the same quality. lol.
logan38a ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:24:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, Jerry......what's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Thanks for the AMA. HUGE fan! Love Seinfield, favorite show. Just want to let you know my favorite moment of Seinfield.
http://youtu.be/GJiwmm4-0ao
Thanks!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure if this one has been asked yet, but:
What is your honest opinion on the finale? If you didn't like it, have you thought of any better endings since?
111584 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you little Jerry Seinfeld. Enjoyed the show and your conversation today. One question what happened with Bee Movie?
cewubaaca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will there be any soup for me?
MidnRainbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry thank you for doing this AMA. I wanted to come up with a witty or deep question but I could only come up with one important question: What's the deal with airplane food?
tictacwarrior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit! I fall asleep for a few hours and miss my hero!
imjasonmh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHO ARE THE AD-WIZARDS THAT CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?!
Trosti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are the stand-up-clips in the show from your own "real" stand-up? PS I love u brah
theywontshutup ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to share a little compliment i paid to Mr. Alexander and I hope you take it as one as well. (via twitter) http://i.imgur.com/HFgbq9a.png
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:26:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you've left but I have become obsessed with CICDC. I watched every available episode. Very good stuff. I wish I had gotten into comedy so I could get coffee and chat with you.
Mob-Barley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I was just wondering what your most interesting story is from working with Larry David. He seems like such a fun and exciting guy. I'm sure you have to have one or two "Classic Larry" moments! Thanks for doing the AMA!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What thing begins with C besides Comedians, coffee, and cars?
STEZN ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The ccc has been a cannabis and glass enthusiast show for awhile.
Tracenstien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
thisdick6969 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most attractive celebrity that you have had sex with?
EddieHazPMA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:27:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry...
Quarter pounder with cheese or a double double? EH? EH?
kidofablackhole ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Seinfeld's Law: Any event that has happened in Seinfeld can be applied to and/or referenced to at any given moment in time?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:28:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm just curious, are there any more places left on the Krelman?
Trosti ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why not make the standard movie before no more show? Omg
SMAAASHING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are fantastic at what you do, and i love you for it. Have you ever gone on a vacation or anywhere without being recognised and swarmed by fans? Do you make really elaborate plans on how to avoid people?
OMG_INTERNET_POINTS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with mall walkers?
OneHalfPi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry first of all id like to say that I saw you do stand up when you came to my campus in Indiana and it was hilarious. Secondly, what is you're most hilarious memory of Kramer off set. Finally, if you could pick anyone in history to be on Comedians in cars getting coffee who would it be?
LunimusREX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever given a thought to a Seinfeld movie? Get the gang back together for 90 Minutes?
Kevin_Wayne ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What do you think of Ben Affleck as Batman?
Tetrapaq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:30:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the best item to order at Tom's Restaurant? My buddies and I often wind up there at 3 am. Also, care to join us sometime?
JSOas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really have a question, at least for now. But i just wanted to say i am huge fan of all your work (stand up comedy and TV).
Keep up the great work.
maikelg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there ever any room for improv on the show or was everything very strictly scripted? And if so, what was the funniest improvised bit you remember?
SoSoSoulGlo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will we ever find what happened to the characters from the TV show Seinfeld after they got out of jail?
fattailwagging ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem to have a great relationship with other comedians. The cars/comedians/coffee thing is great. Are all of the popular comedians a tight knight bunch since you are all fighting the same battles in some way or are your relationships extra ordinary? Thanks for the AMA?
chukk_napalm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm probably pretty late in the going here, but have you ever watched Dr. Katz, professional therapist? Seinfeld and Dr. Katz were my two favorite shows in the 90's. Have you ever spoken to Jonathan Katz? What do you think of him as a comedian?
boogaloo101 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:31:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, I noticed the similarity between the speech cadences of Larry David and you (in Seinfeld). Did you purposely emulate his speech style on Seinfeld or are you two just really alike?
devonsonfire ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just saw you in vegas! yay!
Skittles2014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry ! Who would your favorite current comedian be and why ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite cereal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is one of the most thoughtful and responsive celebrity AMA's I've ever seen. Props to you Jerry for your time and answers.
Eclipse-caste_Pony ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:32:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Mr. Seinfeld. Huge fan of your comedy. I took a class with Charlie Rubin, who was a writer on your show. I was just curious if you, as a performer, had a strong relationship with the writers, if you knew them, remembered them, had Christmas parties with them, you get the idea.
showstopping ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do I get to hear you commentate on a Mets game.. XM style, uncensored? (because I have an idea)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Y'all hirin'?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Did you think it was uncanny that you ended up marrying someone with very similar spelling and initials of your own name, just like in one of the Seinfeld?
kurtbdudley ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were Kramers cigars real?
NikRsmn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I love you come to Seattle and let me open a set fir you cause I love you :3
apabepa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:33:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Thanks for doing the AMA. I'm a huge fan, I've watched all the seasons a number of times and I just can't stop enjoying the show even though I know all the episodes.
I'm curious -- did you ever consider letting another actor play the role of Jerry in the show? How do you think the show would've been received if this was the case?
jahdai1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Why was your tour so expensive? It was around 100$ for nosebleed seats here in Dallas.
Jcorb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well, I think the AMA is over, but I'll ask anyways!
It doesn't feel like there are many "clean" comedians anymore. Do you think that's just a change of the times, because more stuff can go uncensored? Or do you think maybe it just takes more effort to make something genuinely funny, without relying on some sort of "shock factor"?
ateja90 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel comedy can fit in our world's conflicts resolution? Also, I feel that it takes intelligence of sorts to be able to laugh at any form of humor since it takes intelligence to find humor in any subject. What is your opinion of that statement?
TehNasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you enjoy shopping at the stew Leonards in brookfield Connecticut?
get_on_it ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read all on your response in my head in your voice and style!! Cheers I freaking love Seinfeld
JumpmanAZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say thank you for all your great work
thirdleg123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
go fuck yourself jerry
bronyandproud12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did any of the cast ever hit on Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
WhosJoeMayo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:35:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, not sure if people are still asking questions and getting answers. I may have missed my window. However if you are still here, my question is: Wayne Knight, who played Newman has undergone quite a physical transformation losing a bunch of weight and looks completely different now. Part of the Newman character was based on the fact that he was a portly fellow. How likely is it that Wayne Knight would have acquired that role given his current physical attributes but also taking into consideration his incredible acting talent?
mojoseoul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry I hope your still online. Question about cereal. Did the cereal industry lobby you to put there cereal on your shelves. Also do you think cereal sales dropped after your show? Loved the show. Thanks
from_chaos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, noticed you touch on George Carlin earlier, as stand up comedians go I must say he was my all time favorite. I remember you wrote an article after his death about him having done material before most other comics, great article by the way. My question is: Don't you think George would've been a great elected official?
Mortanux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has a comedian whit a carer now well established over years, do you find allot of new material or ground that was considered a no go in the past ? And if so what is your though on it, like the swearing, racial or ethnic commentaries (no kramer pun intended). Do you see it has a must go to the new talents coming in these days, or one can simply stay clean like you or other greats like Cosby and still make ?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on the current state of mainstream sitcoms?
kearvelli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you are my God, that's all the gushing you'll get from me, now moving on.
I was wondering what your relationships with the other actors in Seinfeld are like today? Who do you see the most and who do you get along with more than anyone?
Also, what's Michael Richards like in real life? He's the one actor that hasn't really done a whole lot since the show (as far as I know), which I assume is because he'll be forever typecast as Kramer. I remember the Laugh Factory incident, but I thought his apology to that was sincere. How did you feel about that incident?
dhrdan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with buses??? who rides buses??? who are these people?
anonpurpose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you give me money?
Clibanarius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:36:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Thanks for keeping your incredible site updated with just ridiculous amounts of content. I love your old stand-up material (some of it, of course, was just remarkably prescient and timeless) and am glad someone's not embarrassed about providing basically their entire stand-up catalogue to the public.
jadedblu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry. Thanks for the answers. At what point did you know you'd made it in comedy? What changed?
sshanbom111 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which other comedian do you think has the most in common with you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was watching Talking Funny yesterday was funny as hell and recited quite alot of it to my friend Annie in the car yesterday. Which reminds me the coffee and cars thing you did was decent. So any way I know I'm 3 hours late but could I please have an English Anecdote?
hellogovna ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A) who would you say is the biggest star who made a guest appearance on the show early in their career. 2) who was the most fun off set? D) will you be going on a comedy tour again in the next couple of years?
samthebam89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I simply LOVE this AMA. Its just complete in some wierd, yet satisfying way. Thank you Reddit.
madeinthemotorcity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, on the parking garage episode, was that GMC cyclone, that Kramer set the box on yours?. Car enthusiast here and big fan of your shows.
MartyMcFly1987 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, congratulations on all your success.
If you could appear in 1 episode of any past TV show, what show would you choose?
LivingInFilth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wait.. I don't have to pay to watch this? What a great thing! And it's not even region-locked? Very surprising, very very very cool! Thank you so much for making this!
saklasish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you read the chapter about Seinfeld in The Psychic Soviet?
psr123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - HUGE fan here and have always absolutely loved Seinfeld.
I know you're an avid car collector, specifically Porschesโฆ. If you had to suggest 1 specific Porsche 911 for someone to buy who cannot afford several, which Porsche would it be, and why?
Thanks!
wolfe47isawe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How about that airline food
markflynn000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel that modern day comedy (especially american sitcom) makes too much of a conscious effort to be politically correct? Do you think this has hurt a lot of comedy and made things less funny?
AbolishJW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite episode to shoot
lolzwinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your most memorable moment with Larry David? Fighting or laughing?
TheySayImZack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, I think your AMA is over, and I doubt you'll see this but typing it out is worth a shot anyway.
I need to keep a better schedule. I took the entire day off from work today because I had a 9:45 AM MD appointment which lasted all of 45 minutes. You'd figure someone with that kind of free time could keep better track of the AMAs on Reddit.
I've watched Seinfeld repeatedly since its inception, and I'm very happy watching CICGC. Just turned my parents onto it today, as a matter of fact, as I stopped there on the way home from my MD. (My BP is normal by the way, 128/78. Penis is still very small, but that's not your problem.)
One question I did not see asked or answered is regarding when you were on Letterman, immediately after Michael Richard's unfortunate mishap during his stand-up routine. I'm very fond of him, his work on Seinfeld, the episode of CICGC and elsewhere. During the Letterman appearance, the audience obviously wasn't taking his apology seriously, and you did what you could to help the audience realize it was not a joke. Do you regret doing it in that format (Late Show w/ David Letterman) or do you feel that the audience completely misunderstood the purpose of the segment? It's a tough call from someone like myself who wasn't there--The LTSWDL is generally a lighthearted comedic show. Not often are there large apologies or somber moments on there which command the attention of the audience in a serious way. Years later, how do you feel about that appearance?
rishi_sambora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What an amazing AMA
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, please make the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee episodes longer and do one with George and Elaine together, thanks
mushperv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen just about every Seinfeld episode and love the show, but I want you to know the CCC with Alec Baldwin might be the funniest thing I have seen you do.
The rip Torn story.....my lord.
nerdychimp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn I missed this! I would have asked him if I could make him laugh would he send me like $10,000? Other than that this guy shaped my youth and my adult years....and they're pretty much equal.
tadm123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hi Jerry, I just wanted to tell you that your show is brilliant, I can appreciate every single detail about it.
Well my first question is who was your biggest influence in comedy?
And lastly, It's no secret that you are one of the few comedians that don't use swearing at all in their routines, so why did you decided not to?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When can we get all the seinfeld seasons on netflix? My sister was in a bad living situation where her room mate put all of her stuff outside in the rain ruining her DVD collection.
SufferInSouthBrklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is your sister hot?
el_cabinet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Jerry. My dad and I were wondering - what is your biggest regret?
bongwaterblack ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. What will you do with your extra free time after the popularity of this AMA breaks the Internet forever?
zaboomafoold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:41:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
CCC is absolutely fantastic, as was the show... And so I ask what is your favorite car that you own?
sparkskie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you watched the British sitcom Peep Show? if yes, who is your favourite character?
catsx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are we ever going to be able to watch Seinfeld on instant streaming?
sunbo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched your drive around with Louis CK in that cool little car. I was sure he was gonna bump a boat leaving that dock. You guys are great together! Any plans for future collaboration?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does it feel to know that you've become disproportionately wealthy as a comedian without actually being even a little bit funny?
LordofWhalez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:42:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, What is your favorite mammal, whether land or sea dwelling?
trickey12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
billychasen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How often do you test material at Comedy Cellar? Any pattern to when you're there?
I saw you randomly there and it was great! You went on for several minutes about Oreo cookies.
FullyRegressed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once sat backwards in a shopping cart, making eye contact with a friend who was pushing me down a crowded street in Ithica new York, while saying your name, (Jerry Seinfeld) over and over again while trying to keep a straight face. I cant really explain why, but we did this for hours. It just happened. How do you feel about that?
PiecesOfJesus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to go through and watch every episode of Seinfeld or every episode of curb your enthusiasm, which would you choose?
neufeldesq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the Deal with Ovaltine?
captainpoppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:43:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I have an autograph? Used to quote the scene about the difference between a mans brain when he's trying to have sex, and when sex isn't an option when I was around 7.
Thanks for all the laughs over the years!
alexwsays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If there was a storyline in one of your Seinfeld shows that you wish had gone different, what would it be?
The_Tabs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for providing so many quotes to support my life's crazy events. I don't know how I would have survived with never ever having heard of the soup nazi or seeing the puffy white shirt or the donut out of the trash.
Platysmurus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My father in law is obsessed with your show. My question is, why do you think Seinfeld appealed to such a large audience?
zoppe122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After the Festivus episode aired when George's father introduced a new holiday to the masses, did you have any idea how rapidly people would start "celebrating" and participating in real Festivus Celebrations?
porradavfr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, definitively, what is the deal?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with that? Secondly, what is the name of the new country only rich people know about?
XSrcing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite Porsche?
Datdudeisfly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Seinfeld has been one of my all time favorite shows growing up, in fact I liked your comedy so much that I saw you live when you came to Cincinnati! Your act was awesome and wicked funny, so funny in fact that I got a ticket when you came back to Cincinnati a following year! Sadly though, you seemed to have the same act as the previous visit. I understand that writing good and new material is difficult so you won't have a completely new act every time you tour, but it was just kind of disappointing to hear the same punchline twice. So I guess I don't really have a question I'm just kvetching.
ThumTwiddler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you regret the bee movie?
crabtreason ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry; I was wondering, what kind of coffee do you prefer, and do you ever drink tea instead?
eastonguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad may be the biggest fan of your show ever. He still watches reruns at least three times a day. With-in like ten seconds I usually can tell excatly what is going to happen. It is hilarious, but thank you for being awsome!
DukeLuke3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld is my favorite show. It has shaped my personality, sense of humor, and view on life for the better. Thank you!
_liquidcourage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. Holy shit I couldn't believe it when I saw this AMA. if I could meet any one celebrity in the world it would be you! We have all the box sets and watch them constantly! Seinfeld is by far the greatest thing to ever come on a television set. I'm also a big curb fan..so tell me..on a scale of 1 to 10..how accurately does curb portray Larry's real persona?? Thanks for answering..if I could go ever go have lunch with any two celebs it would be you two. Again thank you so much.
auntbaru ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How long did it take to get everyone together for the "reunion" episodes on Curb? Was there any hesitation on your part to do that? Also I loved the reoccurring joke about everyone hating the series finale except LD. And kudos to Jason and Michael for making fun of their selves.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello!
What was Elaine going to tell you when the plane was about to crash? She said she always...
What, Jerry. What is it!?
thejshep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:47:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any city that stands out when you do stand-up? I've seen you 3-4 times in Roanoke, Va and my face hurts from laughing each and every time.
Nocturnal2425 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Take Bill Burr out for coffee!
Kendjo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:59:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Yes! lets name off all the people we wanna see on there. Bill Burr def, Ari shaffir, Joey Diaz, Ricky Gervais, Bill Cosby, Norm Macdonald, Jason Alexander. Doug Benson, Jeff Ross, . Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Marc Maron and Todd Glass would be good though a bit neurotic. Gotta get Dom Irrera.
i look foward to Oswald and Leno
jeeves89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Howdy, Jerry! Few questions. What was the deciding factor that ended the show? Were other cast members wanting to keep it going? Looking back, is there anything about the show that you just dont like about it?
EntTropics ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised nobody has asked you this, but what made you become a Scientologist? Especially since it just seems so... questionable
hrgilbert ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I know I'm a little late to the party but I thought I'd ask you a question in case you were still around. I understand that you're a big fan of vintage watches, and that you have quite the collection. I wanted to ask you two things:
i) of all of the watches in your collection, which is your favourite?
ii) of all the watches that are not in your collection, which is your favourite?
Big fan of your work! Cheers from Canada.
incubated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:48:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel the comedy scene has change since you started, and what sort of advice would you give to amateurs today?
ultimate_noob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was your Festivus?
askstockholm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, not knowing any better : should I move to Stockholm?
bmarion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question. I just love you is all.
ermagherrrrd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you actually going to be the first person in the US to own a new NSX before Jay Leno got one?
LunarAssultVehicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld!
I'm bustin Jerry, I'm busting!
And the other day I saw someone ensconced in velvet.
Spicypickels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
ericb33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is your delivery so bad?
borowerjb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry please acknowledge me, I love you Jerry.
president2038 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld. First, could you tell Louis I love him? If you get the chance that is. Second, if there is one country other than the United States you would like to go on vacation, where would it be?
Mikey45679 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:50:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you plan on doing any other animated projects such as Bee Movie anytime soon?
CrissCross98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Portland Maine twice. My sides were split, I loved the bit about the bricks in Portland. It's a pastime of ours when were at the bars watching the club girls trip over the cobblestone in their 4 inch heels.
Dragonslayer180 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just started watching Seinfeld all the way through. First season down. Amazing.
I love you
RyFly95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who does the best impression of you that you have ever come across?
Pillar_Bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:52:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
TonyDiGerolamo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Hello! Just one question: Who are these people?!
bwaredapenguin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the answer to life, love, and the universe?
i_like_rei ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
do you like Rei Ayanami?
KettleLogic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How DO you keep finding this crystal?
Snannybobo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you really answering every question? If so, what is your favorite vegetable?
fer_gloko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry what's the deal with having a superman quote in every episode
fallinouttadabox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Level with us, what's Newman's first name?
yrneh12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You probably get this A LOT but do you have any general tips for an aspiring comedian? I've been doing a few open mic nights around the area but the pickings are slim and so is the audience. How was your experience as a rising comic when you were younger/first started out?
vinsite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:54:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has probably been asked, but in real life, who would have won the contest?
mwcotton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Comedians in cars getting coffee" is great, its one of those rare shows that I don't want to end. Your comment to David Letterman about being dead in 60 years anyway was right on the money.
DMX1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld I watch Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee best show. I'm in northern NJ so Im right near where you go to film sometimes
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:55:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jer! Love your work. My question to you is, what was your main inspiration to become a comedian. and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I guess I'll never figure out what the deal is with corn nuts. Are they corn or are they nuts?
EthanWins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you celebrate Festivus?
ru40342 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to have Jason Alexander as your guess for the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
arifans ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:57:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
nice nice
BigSton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After seeing you in Las Vegas a couple years back I can only wonder, did you eat the yogurt?
Dr_Monkee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
stated "I...........will give you an answer."
yeatanothernotsoclev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This might get overviewed and/or has been asked allready. Is there ever going to be a new episode of Seindfeld? Like a reunion show, I would love to see a hour long episode at least, with new material mixed in with the old ones.. Damn I miss that show..
DarthHelland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all I love your work as a comedian and actor! My question is: I think I remember you doing a show in Norway a while back, how was the audience, how was the country and are you considering ever coming back to Norway for a show?
Agnostalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:58:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you spare a square?
Grunge_bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure a lot of people here are aspiring comedians. Do you think today's market is harder or easier to break into, or altogether different? I spoke recently with Jason sudeikis (i can't spell) who said there are more ways of breaking in nowadays with the internet, but there is also a greater field of competition.
felipethefish666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that in every episode that there is a superman somewhere in the picture?
Marginally_Relevant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn. Missed it. This was one of the best AMAs in the history of Reddit.
theoppositescollide ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, big fan of the show! Julia Louis-Dreyfus was feautres on Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago, in the segment "Mean tweets", where celebrities read mean tweets that other people sent them. Hers was: "Look at me I'm Julia Louis-Dreyfus I was on Seinfeld the show about white people in New York eating pickles and sh-t man."
I'm curious, do you recall any particularly mean tweets being sent to you?
hewholaughs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man, I'm late to the party, but you're a cool guy, still watch Seinfeld daily and just competed in a Festivus pub quiz few days ago, the same day I learned my town has some serious Seinfeld fanatics.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:00:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My mother always tells us a story about when she was living in Texas in the 80s and on halloween you were playing at a small venue and she paid $1 to see you. She literally told this story 2 nights ago when some friends were over.
Anyway, do you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm? And what do you think of it?
UnknownQTY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld re-runs are an immediate way to alleviate my boredom.
How do you feel about many of the syndicated runnings messing with the original broadcast order, and the format of the show (moving your standup around, etc.) versus your original vision? Did you even have a real vision going in?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, are you even slighty germaphobic in real life? You were very convincing.
brassman271 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! While working on Seinfeld, was the idea ever thrown around to make a movie version of Seinfeld? Just curious! Thanks.
Maliceva ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
thethreadkiller ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What sports do you like? Who's your team or teams?
mtbr311 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do they call it Ovaltine when the can is round?
look2thecookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Seinfeld" is my all time favorite show, so excited to read these great questions and answers. If I haven't missed you: Do you ever think about what writing "Seinfeld" would be like in this day and age? I still watch re-runs and find them hilarious, but so many of the situations couldn't happen in a smartphone world. Do you think the show could have been as successful without the "simpler time" we were living in then?
dangil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry!
How do you think Jewish culture influences comedy and more specifically, your comedy?
HipsterBender ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a bit late for this so this will get buried, but I have to just say that you are my hero, Jerry. I have watched every episode of Seinfeld at least 5 times and still love it to bits. It's like in one of the commentaries with Larry you said that the things that make the show, the relationship rules and social things, they are timeless. So even though you're limited to your phone in your appartment (compared to having a cellphone) the show is as it would be if it were made this year.
Thank you for making a brilliant show. And most of all thank you for knowing when to quit it, before it got stale.
oliveyou51892 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I LOVE YOU JERRY <3
brandbeglin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!, One of my favorite episodes is the Frogger high score, were you and George both realize that his high score in the game has held all those years in the pizza shop. I wanted to know was it hilarious having to do the stop start traffic for George to move the machine, and was it really him moving it across the street?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As somebody who only knows of you because people on reddit adore you, have you ever assumed that somebody knew that you were famous and had it backfire?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:04:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Huge fan of course! Question 1: Why didn't you like Newman, and who thought of the line, "hellllooo Newman." Question 2: Are you and the Seinfeld cast still close and in touch with each other? Question 3: Did you find writing for Seinfeld more or less difficult than writing your standup?
Thanks and much <3 <3
kingtut-21 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favorite joke out of all the episodes of Seinfeld.
boynamedphillip ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider doing Seinfeldvision??
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Who are your favorite comedians?
macody ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, dearest Jerry, and thank you for letting norwegian channels still air reruns of your wonderful show!
My question is as follows: would there ever, at some point in this life or the next in any discovered or undiscovered dimensions, possibly be made a "Seinfeld - the movie"? If not, why?
My thought is that if any sitcom could do this, it is Seinfeld because unlike shows like "Friends" people basicly dont care about the personal storylines or drama, everyone would just be thrilled to see the guys being up to no-good again.
Pebblebeach31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite Porsche of all time? What is your favorite non Porsche car of all time?
thecroseph ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend worked as a backstage hand at a show you did in bowling Green Kentucky and said he watched you yell at a group of backstage workers for them simply making eye contact with you.
cwc791999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:06:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I opened my reddit app and saw this post just as Seinfeld came on
Vepr157 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I know you're a huge Porsche fan, so what's your favorite Porsche and why?
Hobotto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are one of my two all time favourite comedians, the second being Norm MacDonald. Is there any chance that we might ever see the two of you in CICGC?
TeamKennedy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was one of your favorite episodes to film?
FeedUsTheRattus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:07:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wwhats the deal with airplanre food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food? I mean come on, do they really think peanuts will satisfy my hunger? What is the deal?
Flabilonia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest AMA I have ever read. Also, Seinfeld has been my favorite TV show for years. I lost the only game of the Seinfeld Scene It game to the only other person I now who loves Seinfeld as much as I do and it was devastating.
Anywhooooo. Who are your favorite female comedians? Personally, I have the BIGGEST lady crush on Tina Fey. She's perfect. I've also recently fallen in love with Amy Poehler. I love what they stand for and how they represent women.
Twinsen343 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is Larry David? is he how he portrays himself to be in his TV series?
himynameisjohn_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question Jerry, I just wanted to say thank you for everything you've done. Also, I loved the new Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Louis. That car could not have been more perfect for the two of you together. Again, thank you Jerry Seinfeld. Thank you for everything. =]
okaybudday ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Words can not describe how disappointed I am that I missed this. Fuck.
milky_marbles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with airplane food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the inspiration behind the show and would you do another show similar to it?
Juicyfruit- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I might be too late!
Do your kids have to make better jokes to get a laugh out of you? Ie is there a higher standard of comedy in your household?
pxndx161 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
cptnmidnight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:10:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry big fan of all your work, Seinfeld especially. Two questions: 1. Being a Porsche fan which is your favorite model/year 2. During the filming of Seinfeld your eye for sneakers is apparent, with a lot of air maxes, jordans ect. are you still a sneaker fan? and what was your favorite sneaker worn on the show?
mikelmountain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fellow Massapequan here wishing you a Happy Festivus
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what's the deal with Reddit?
robert_ahnmeischaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanna say that I'm pretty sure that if you look up "twee" in the dictionary, a picture of a Fiat Jolly is the accompanying photo. Where in hell did you find that car?
DrinkerWithArtIssues ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, first off, let me say I fully enjoy your stand up comedy and your show. I watched The Comedian numerous times when I was aspiring to be one myself.
I'm sorry if this is a sensitive issue, but how did you react to the Michael Richards racism incident? I know heckling can be quite stressful during a show, but has your opinion of him changed at all?
Patrikx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:12:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why, does everyone, in their questions, use so many, commas,?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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squidhime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Like /u/Patrikx
jimmykees ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your most rewarding moment?
Readorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:13:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being informed as a comedian is like THE part of the job or does it make a huge impact on it?
By informed i mean,news,technology,science etc etc..
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite book?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have too many questions to ask you and can only hope that one day i'm famous enough to get a chance to ask you them. All I can say is that what you created with Larry David is what I would argue as the best show of all time. I can't thank you enough for it. And, honestly, if I had a last request on my deathbed, it would be to meet you guys!
kinyutaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:14:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, what is the deal with airline food?
Missing_nosleep ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once and for all, what is the deal with airline food?
Grunge_bob ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you see the Fox News bit about festivus???? Please let us know
yeezy_23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have all your OG Jordans/Nikes that you wore on the show?
chryzro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:15:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents went to see a show of yours in Knoxville, TN many years back. They LOVED the show (I was too young to go at the time), but they said they were super embarrassed of how the crowd acted. They said people kept yelling out "MAN-HANDS!" and "SAY NEWMAN!" and other various bits from the show. If I'm not mistaken, they said you got (understandably) agitated. Was this typical of crowds during the height of Seinfeldom or are we justa buncha loud rednecks?
Brocccooli ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, fellow long-islander here (Massapequa), and as a long islander, I must ask you your thoughts on All American.
Do you like it? What about 5 guys? Which one is better?
This is really important!!!
The_Strudel_Master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:17:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you had the luxuries of visitng the porn subreddits yet?
foxfact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:18:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will there be a sequel to your book, "SeinLanguage?"
the_el ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How long have you been into cars? It seems like your love affair with them goes way back.
squat_bench_press ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favourite 'Seinfeld Girl'?
LePianoDentist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:19:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This question may not have ever applied to you, but how do you deal with an audience who just doesn't seem to be enjoying your humour...do you have any 'special tactics' to win them round or do you just continue as normal. Any advice on someone who's planning to get into stand-up for the first time would be much appreciated (on this or anything else) :)
STIG- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This has been one of the best AMAs I've ever read.
Fatalah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Feeling optimistic about the Mets this year?
veintisiete ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
n3rvousninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When da fuq is Seinfeld gonna be on Netflix?
Freakin_A ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan of the show and have been for a long time. I spent a fine summer week after the series finale watching from 9am till 11pm for 5 solid days with a bunch of friends.
Anyway, what's your favorite cereal?
cbadillion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry I've got a Suzuki Samurai I'll sell you. I figure you might want to take a break from all the exotic and expensive cars you have.
lubesbow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who's your favorite member of the beatles?? and whats your favorite song?
PowerWolve ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I don't have any questions for you, but just wanted to say thanks for doing this AMA and thank you for producing my favorite show of all time!
Sam_urai_Sam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:22:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you marry me!?
My husband said it's ok.
Ghawr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry , big fan of the show.
What role do you think Jewish identity played in the show, if anything? I'm a film studies major and have considered writing a paper on the subject.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just went through and read your answers, "Mr. Seinfeld," as you apparently love to be called. Im 28 and grew up on your show, and me and my brother used to watch it all the time. Now my current roommate has EVERY season on DVD, so I can watch them there. Anyhow - I loved how friendly and respectful you were to the people here. I always worried that you might be kind of rude to strangers, since you are insanely famous and Im sure it gets annoying a lot. The AMA is done and Im sure you wont read this amongst the thousands of comments, but thanks for really being a great guy! haha.
Kortalmombat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry you probably wont see this but the skit with you as the history teacher was probably the funniest thing i have ever seen. our teachers showed it to us and i have to say it is scary levels of accurate. where did the idea for this first come from?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever find it off-putting when every random person you meet tries to be funny all the time?
Gainsmaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite color?
Eversharp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who shot Mr.Burns?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:26:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Holy crap. OK. Seinfeld defined me as the person I am today. Seriously, Its probably the best tv show ever made. and by far the most fun to quote. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
GuitaristHeimerz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just got all of the Seinfeld series, yesterday. Am I late?
HoldenMgroin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:27:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What really is the deal with airplane food?
raturinesoupgang ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You didn't give me an answer Jerry... You are not a man of your word.
TinyB1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother swears that he saw you at a Ninja Steakhouse in Winder GA recently. Was it really you?
DarknessSequel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is great I love the Seinfeld show...
krabbby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:28:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hows the Album About Nothing coming along?
redJetpackNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I have recently acquired all nine seasons of the masterfully written and beautifully executed 'Seinfeld.' I enjoy it too much, I think. Thank you for this gift. Also, your wife is a very talented lady. Thank her for all her cookbooks for me!
Bonus question: My mom always calls you Jerry 'Sein-field.' Do you get that a lot?
venkman87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you remember eating at a bed and breakfast in Elkhart, Kansas? People from there always tell me a story of you going through there about once a year, but that has been quite a few years ago....
adrian1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
shoot I'm late. I have a not really important question though. How come the words in "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" have different thickness? ("in cars" are thicker than the rest).
TheWorkingDead112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry! I worked with Julia Louis-Dreyfus on VEEP a few months ago. Well, I drove a Segway for the show and was in close proximity to her for two days while never building enough courage to say anything to her, let alone her cute assistant in horn rimes who fetched the coffee for the cast. How was working with her?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you should see this after "did it ..quit it" may I suggest that you invite a very small-scale new and rising comedienne onto your show for coffee? I don't have a suggestion for who but I think it would make for a neat experience for you and the audience.
gatomercado ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
True or false?
triplesixxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan of the show and your comedy. I always thought it was cool that your character wore many pairs of sneakers throughout the show and I was wondering which was your favorite.
ysem1189 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I know your probably done... But have you ever checked out the Twiiter page @ModernDaySeinfeld its hilarious... and contains tweets about how your show would be in this modern day
CUNTFUCKINGHUGLOVER ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:30:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, Mr. Seinfeld! I feel obligated to tell you that my friends and I love and quote your show all the time.
Where did you get the inspiration for George? For some reason, I thought the relationship you shared with him on the show was the funniest and most relatable relationship on the show. Did you always know a "George" in your everyday life?
Drfool ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'd just like to say thank you for being such a funny son of a bitch.
But people routinely call me out for looking like you. I think that's s compliment to both of us?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what s the fastest you have gone in a car and were you nervous.
Because1Can ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:31:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, big fan. I don't know if this is a weird question, but what kind of music do you listen to?
wumbologist1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:32:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I'm a big fan of Seinfeld, but sadly I started watching it long after it ended. My question is: If you were to continue filming Seinfeld today, how do you think the show would differ compared to the first 9 seasons?
RathgartheUgly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you elect not to play Turkey #2 on South Park? I for one think it would have been a wonderful opportunity.
Samsonmh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Huge fan of the show, my question for you is how are your personal relationships with the cast been since Seinfeld came to a close? Is there someone you keep in better touch with than another?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
5/5 AMA would read again
Shows like "Louie" and CCC are the future of the short film/TV/Netflix medium, whatever it is called now. Give the artists complete creative control and see what happens. Much better than cookie cutter sitcoms and the like.
ekchapman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
crunchy or smooth pb?
Drisc0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Telluride this past week. How was your stay? Did you get legally high?
hikerman313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:36:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you Jerry, will you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever feel that Michael Richard's famous bit about forks was just a little bit funny?
fongaboo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every question must be prefaced with 'What is with these...'
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
You've had quite the distinguished career in entertainment, congratulations. I'm looking for a good crock pot beef stew recipe. Do you know of one? Thanks in advance.
GaryNOVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with lightbulbs?
War_Machine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! My wife and I are huge fans and we just saw you at Caesar's Palace on the 26th. It was an awesome show! Thanks for doing what you do.
walrusonion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with calling these Ask Me Anything's? I mean there are things I can't answer, no can possibly know everything about anything! Who are these people!?!
Moln0014 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get started in your line of work?
MasterTaters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what were you feeling the first time you got up on stage for stand up? How did it go for you?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope this isn't too late.
We all know you are a big Superman fan. Have you read Red Son? A "what if" story where Superman crashes in Soviet Ukraine instead of America.
Also, I was practically raised on Seinfeld. Still go online and watch episodes and bloopers. Thanks for that.
pr1mo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I probably watch 2-3 seinfeld shows every day and have for the last 4-5 years. I watch it when I cook, when i'm tiding my room and always before sleep. I just want to thank you and the rest of the cast for making the things I really don't like doing tolerable, because every day boring chords are easily doable if you have seinfeld on while you're doing them!
pigpotjr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:40:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there just a quick question. do you have any advice for a 16 year old like me?
Mrgreen428 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any English comedians you like? I'm from the US but I really like David Mitchell, Stephen Fry, and the sensibility of British humor.
johntherevelator103 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
cumpuppets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tits or Ass?
sleepinghuman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
this is great. your comedy and mind is appreciated by many. Thanks for entertaining us
rodinj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will there ever be a season 10 of Seinfeld?
nayselspray ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how ironic did it feel to produce the episode where george and yourself try to make up a pilot show for a television show which is about everything and nothing, when that is what Seinfeld is all about hah, sorry jerry i havent really a good question i just want a reply from the king of comedy himself :) - Braedan.
Jak_Blak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who does the bass fills between scenes of your show?
Sophocles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm assuming that "I will give you an answer" is delivered in the same tone as "I will show you the Stooges" but I don't see that addressed anywhere in here so maybe I'm wrong.
JUICEROIDS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You fly into and out of my job all the time. I've always wondered WHY ARE YOUR SHOES ALWAYS A NEON GREEN?!
drzoid88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry where did the idea of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee come from? You pick very different, well thought out guests for the show. How do you decide who to pick and which car is best suited for them? I think it's such a simple, but hilarious concept for a web show. Also Seinfeld is one of my all time favorite shows.
dougefresh734 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So jerry whats the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! What's your favorite cereal and why?
SilverTides ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:43:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My sister and I love Seinfeld! Thanks so much for having an AMA! :D
LazyOatmeal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tips on how to become naturally funnier?
The_onceler_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Is it true that superman is in every Seinfeld episode?
rosavseveryone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:44:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been wanting to watch Seinfeld from the beginning for a while now but it's not on netflix so where do I go.....
bugabootwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow Jerry, after reading your comments, you are the most down to earth gentleman i've ever encountered. Dishing comments, spitting truth, and taking the time to do this. Sincerely, Thanks you! How How
jjhats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what was the first porche you bought? how old were you and do you still have it?
Dukemunjian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for taking the time today
Huge fan!!
Can you recall the most difficult show (in terms of meshing comedically) to write? Also, in your work today. Do you find writing easier or more difficult compared to your early years on the road?
Thanks again!!
TheLastSamurai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One thing I have noticed about so many shows and movies is that when people are saying really funny things the other actors don't laugh.
It's just so unrealistic with how people actually react. Would love to know your thoughts on that. When I am with friends or observe any group we always laugh at what is obviously funny but in shows people seem to largely ignore it.
TheSiege82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:46:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to one of you shows, it was in Utah about 10 years ago, I loved it immensely, what was the other comedian who was with you? And is there anything interesting you can comment on that happened on the road?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:47:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good evening Jerry, There is a particular scene in which I read where Michael Richards breaks his ankle performing his classic slide into your apartment. He kept his composure and finished the scene. Is this true?
sympaticosquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't anyone ask Jerry if his favorite food really was cereal?
Shryku ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could work with any other comedian, who would it be and why?
ausstel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:48:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've just started re-watching the Seinfeld series after seeing a new year eve special on Australian TV. I notice at times small smiles creeping in while your doing a scene, especial if Kramer is involved, how hard was it to keep in character and keep a straight face, particularly during those surprise, slapstick style moments by Kramer?
starrynightgirl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How old were you when you realized you were funny? Who was your very first laugh? and do you remember the joke (or prank)? :)
gator_bites ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:49:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld! I am a huge fan of everything you've done, I own every season of Seinfeld. My parents got me hooked on it when I was younger. I have no question. Just wanted you to know how big of fans my family is of you. You are the only famous person I would actually like to meet and get a autograph haha
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably way too late but I have to ask: Do you really think that Serbs are dirty as implied by the line "Not from the footage I've seen" in response to Kramer saying that they are fanatical about showers? Do you know why, in particular, Serbs were picked to be made fun of in this joke? It's just that I don't really recall there being many other racially based jokes in Seinfeld.
Jesse451 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with airline food?
karlsanders ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What a coincidence. Just yesterday I was recommending Seinfeld to my girlfriend, saying that it's the best comedy series I ever saw. The show is very creative and yet it depicts the everyday life. Takes a genius mind to work with that. Off the top of my head, I remember two scenes that made me laugh until I cried: the George Constanza answering machine and the scene where Kramer tells about the pinky toe and the bus ride.
emintrie7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, can you shed some light on the whole "Superman" business? You know what I'm talking about (also, it is distinctly possible that this has been revealed long ago and that I've been living under a rock, so apologies in advance). Also, are you still holding a grudge against Larry King for being a tactless moron?
I_Prefer_Magneto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:51:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite coffee?
AlAmmar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings from Pakistan! Big fan of yours. So how did the idea of Babu Bhatt and introducing pakistan into the Seinfeld came to your mind? and I must say it was pretty spot on!
bigoldgeek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could resurrect a couple of comedians to be on the car porn and java show, who would it be? Other than Lenny Bruce.
HetFetGrek ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry im an other big fan and i wonder If at anytime when filming "2 comedians in a car getting coffe" becomen a huge awkward silence and you just drive and other person sit silent?
donthaveauseryet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:53:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still here, Mr. Seinfeld?
purpleguitar1984 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:55:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! great to see you here on Reddit! My question is to you, when you were working towards "making it" as a comedian what were some of the things you would do to network with people, and how did you keep yourself from getting discouraged? (Not a comedian here, just a musician who is a big fan of your work!)
numerounoabuelo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you meet Larry David?
Also, when you were first starting Seinfeld what did you envision/hope for its future?
Thanks for everything!
Romo__ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, long time fan. I saw your standup in Toledo, Ohio. It was great! How often does your material change for your stand up acts? Do you pick from a list of previous material when compiling an act? Do you ever wing-it and improv bits?
mostofyouaredumb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I've seen every Seinfeld episode many times, it is by far my favorite show ever. I was midway through the fourth season (the episode where you pitch the show about nothing), when I saw this AMA. My dad and I don't get along much but we both love you're show so much and crack up watching you. Sorry to be another babbling fan, I just really am a huge fan of you (I even have a book of yours) and want you to know that many of my generation (I'm 23) appreciate it as much as those who saw them air originally.
Would you ever consider playing a recurring character in another sitcom?
Also, I liked that Super Bowl commercial you were in last year, they didn't give you a nsx did they? Are you a car guy, what do you drive?
Illllll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TL DR JERRY IS A FUCKING NICE GUY
markevens ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:56:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda late to the party, but I thought I'd give it a shot.
Have you ever hung out with Dave Chapelle? If so, how did it go? If not, would you like to?
Rowcha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to pick one car to drive for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Dont_Follow_Me_Home ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you really give me an answer?
mrgilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:57:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is your relationship with Gilbert Gottfried?
bulge_master ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Theres a rumor in our town of massapequa long island that you hated it here and never want to come back, what sparked that?
IncognitoNegro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:58:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry I have never sat down and actually watched Seinfeld in order, just random bits and pieces of episodes. It's a great show, I've just never found the time
Give me a reason to watch this great show please! Make me an offer I can't refuse.
quadrokeith ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was wonderingโฆ are you/were you actually into running? At least twice that I can think of, you mention being fast. In "The Strike" you brag to a girl that you can run "really fast", and then obviously the more well known "I choose not to run!". So are you really all that fast?
ugtug ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was told you have a secret underground lair.
Guy_00_Germaine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you aware of Modern Seinfeld on Twitter?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can we expect seinfeld to stream on netflix any time soon?
bilsh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is the coolest Ama I've seen to date.
Kcoggin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry. What did you have for breakfast today?
Jornadapro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true South Park once asked you to guest star on the show as a clucking chicken?
mosqui73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:59:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
http://yourepe.at/1hrt1PD my favorite scene Jerry
ygrewal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
My name is Yuvi, Im 25, I'm a comic and been a fan of yours since I was 4. I wanted to ask you what to put my focus into, Im an actor just as much as I am a comic but I get torn when splitting my time and focus between the two. I feel like I waste a lot of time going on auditions when instead I should do more improv? My goal is to be on SNL and then movies, like adam sandler, eddie murphy. CCC is MY kind of show, would do the same if I was a known figure.
brinkcitykilla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:00:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr.Seinfeld, Have you driven the new Acura NSX yet? I'd like to know what you think of it.
Jayx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
SufferInSouthBrklyn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:01:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The man left an hour ago.
Are you people insane?
comiccollector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw you last year at Gotham CC for the PS 11 benefit that Dara and Gilbert put on. You were amazing! It seemed like you ran out of your kitchen, showed up as a last minute replacement, and did 20+ minutes on family life extemporaneously. Was that new material for you, or did you just wing it? It seemed so unplanned and off the cuff.
kazclawnavi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:02:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld, I'm a huge fan. Do you see the other cast members of Seinfeld on a regular basis? How is your relationship with them now from back when you filmed with them?
ImaFreeloader ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No questions, just wanna thank u for all the fun u give. Best wishes from Russia. PS u have no idea how hard it was to watch ur show IN Russia.
JacobMHS ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We all know Seinfeld is famously a "show about nothing".
At what point did you decide to make it that way?
Nexaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
OMG I MISSED IT! I missed the chance to ask my hero a question! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jiikim ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with you absence from media!!! Seriously though, I haven't seen you in anything since 30 Rock.
dspitz828 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry big fan here, I was wondering if some of the episodes were real life situations you were in?
cwall1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
cheapGbale ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Is anyone here a marine biologist" is my favorite Larry David cameo on Seinfeld. Did you use Larry/ his voice when you couldn't find other people for the part. Do you have a favorite Larry David cameo?
moveonnothingtoC ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With your tremendous success and wealth how will you incentivize your children to presume worthwhile and meaningful lives?
The_Dudeski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being I love the show so much, do you think there is ever a chance of it coming to netflix? I know there is syndication and ither such things but I'd love to be able to watch it more frequently.
Zero7Home ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:08:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TV won't ever get better, I miss those years. Thank you for all those good moments Jerry (I know I'm too late to this AMA, but if I'm acknowledged by you would make my day!).
sirpogo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm not sure this will get to you, but how do you choose the cars you use for each comedian? Also, I've seen a few if the cars look like they are on loan from other private collectors, is there a group that you're involved with to talk to these private collectors? Also, what has your favorite car that you've driven on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee?
Thank you for sharing your humor and love of a good cup of how with us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Congrats on being the only person to ever "win" the interview with Colbert on his show.
fluffyferris5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:09:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S THE DEAL with...
bimmerwinner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What about Porsches fascinate you so much? I've heard you have about 50 Porsches in your collection, what else do you have that's cool? What's your daily driver?
shockg88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still master of your domain?
pony-pie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:10:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
TIL Jerry Seinfeld is a really cool guy.
ZiioDZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite Met from the 1980's?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
more questions about the seinfeld tv show next time, guys. geez
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
More of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? absolutely loved that!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, beg your pardon if this question's been asked. How did you guys hit on the idea that George gets to date so many beautiful women? Like pretty much every women that Costanza was involved with is smoking.
rmeas002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Grapenuts: no grapes, no nuts. What's the deal?
mcgama ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
TheFudgeFactory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:13:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
ethioman47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has been your favorite part about working on CCC and Seinfeld?
youforgot11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with airline food anyway, am i right?
JeffreyJackoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really have $800 million dollars?
cokecain_bear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whaaaat's with all these questions?! hopefully half of reddit just read that in your voice
MisterMeowMeows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who would you say is your favourite comedian of all time, and your favourite contemporary comedian?
ThaGinger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your absolute favorite episode of Seinfeld?
ChristianGentlemann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i know this ama is probably over, but i'd be angry if I didn/t try. You are my favorite comedian and Seinfeld is my favorite show, thats all, keep on doing your thing.
schwowzaz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite spot on the Upper West Side?
twojake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats up with things?
Scottie_Dawg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What TV show in the footsteps of Sienfield do you enjoy watching the most?
Keats-N-Treats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
Xeverything ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What..is...the deal?
adamzamora ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:18:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would I be able to meet you and hang out?
amod00 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Seinfeld, thanks for everything, you are awesome!
In a documentary about his life french philosopher Derrida is asked about your show and dismisses the question as silly. I however think you are about as good as him, so I'd like to give you a chance to respond. What do you think about deconstruction and contemporary philosophy?
I love "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". How do you like producing shows? Do you produce shows for other comedians or anything?
What are your favorite contemporary comedians?
I'd like to let you know that I plan on spending my last days on my deathbed rewatching "Seinfeld". That's how good I think it is.
davehoneybaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY, what piece of advice you would give to an aspiring comedian?
youforgot11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bee movie?
brokenfury8585 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you consider doing a show where you play newman?
TigolbittiesDD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I missed the AMA of my childhood dream man... So disappointed I went to work today.
youforgot11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
bee movie 2? the quest for more honey?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AMAS?
miketb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:22:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you live in State College, PA. Hilarious Show by the way. But one thing I heard about your life on TV is you are a collector of strictly yellow porsches, about how many do you have? And also is Kramer just as crazy behind the scenes as he is on the show? Your show was genius!
I know this is a George Castanza relevancy, but happy belated festivus!
SavoryGazebo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was your festivus this year?
Szos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever think about making your CCGC into a longer format?? (1/2 hr or even 1 hour?)
Haven't seen the new ones yet, but as a car guy I love the older ones.
Would you ever think about hosting a car show on TV?
If Porsche didn't exist, what brand of car would you drive?
_zont_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:23:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Larry David and Louis CK ever collaborate in any way? Are they friends? I'm a massive fan of Seinfeld, Curb, Louis CK and have always wondered if these two bald comic titans ever chat or mingle in any way.
MsNerevarine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with that?
Luphisto ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Deal is the what airline food with?
JoePilot04 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is it with airline food?
instant_potatoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I don't have a question, just wanted to say that I love the show and it's an honor to even be posting in a thread with you!
Two quick anecdotes: My stepdad introduced the rest of our family to Seinfeld, and almost every Christmas my brother and I would get him a season of the show as a present. Or at least that's what we pretended, because him and I would spend the rest of the day parked in front of the tv watching it while my SD (who had seen every episode numerous times already) would be busy with other stuff haha.
Later, when Kramer got into his political-correctness trouble, I was walking through my girlfriends predominately black neighborhood and somebody had thrown a boxed set out, saw it near a dumpster. As I recall one of the disks was scratched a little but I didn't care, it was a great day :D
Anyway, thanks again for a great show, good luck in your present/ future ventures.
weirdmathteacher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:24:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved the show Seinfeld. Watched every episode with my family. I always found the audience laughter distracting, why include it?
Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He answered this question.
Lubaca7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So honestly Jerry, favorite episode and why? Thank you
Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry is gone. Long gone.
silverpalomino4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:25:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As Uncle Leo would say, "Jerrrrrrry, helllllooo!"
Few things:
Obviously, I am an enormous fan. Hard to pick a favorite scene, but you in the rental car place getting frustrated at the girl behind the desk because she TOOK the reservation, but was unable to HOLD the reservation. I also love to pick at the minutiae of life. Because what else is there?
Some of my friends and family say I sound like you when I get excited (I don't hear it, but what a fantastic compliment it is for me (and a bit of a knock on you, I'm sorry to say)).
My question for you is, how can I be funnier? It's something that's missing in my life.
Turd_Fergusons_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I caught your act in Wheeling, WV a year or so ago. I travelled from Ohio to see the show but I am familiar with the old school, blue collar, union/rustbelt/ bygone steel culture of Wheeling. You should know sir you brought a great deal of joy to those struggling guys (myself included). Thank you for all the genuine laughs and for all of your work. Its brought so much joy to so many.
wafflington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you get started in comedy and how old were you? Ps: loved the soup nazi. My parents told me stories about home when we lived in New York
skpioneer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like doing the episode about you being harry where you jump off the bus, scrambling, and howl at the end?
TheAmazingM ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually just finished watching the whole Seinfeld series on Netflix last week. It's a great show and made me laugh numerous times. Great job!
TNGSystems ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please give Larry David a kick in the behind so he makes another season of the brilliant Curb Your Enthusiasm. Also, Leon must be in it!
Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously though.
soulfister ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So there I was at work (in Chelsea) bored out of my mind not realizing this amazing AMA was going on. Hopefully reddit has sucked you in as much as it does to me and you're still answering questions in which case I have one for you. What was your worst experience while making Seinfeld? I heard the man who played Elaine's father was very off putting
ZeroRasengan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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thedastardlyone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jer-Jer,
So what is your take on the porn parody? Do you think it is true to Seinfeld format and message?
Also, please sort these responses by "new" so you have a chance of seeing this.
Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No one will ever see this message. No one but me.
It's a cold, cold world out there, thedastardlyone. We better stick together.
mntominsk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr Seinfeld! I just have to say I am a huge fan of yours and I have been slowly introducing "Seinfeld" into my Russian speaking fiancรฉ and friends lives as they attack English. The Complete Series Seinfeld DVD boxset was one of the finest gifts I ever received.
beccasalant ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What' was your view on Kramer's racist remarks during his stand up comedy act?
Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
That never happened.
greetsforteets ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:29:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are these pretzels really making you thirsty?
You are an awesome guy and I'm really glad I got to grow up watching your show (When TV was funny!!!)
BitchinTechnology ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So whats the deal with you and Bill Gates doing a commercial.
anulambda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
StevenAlena ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you stayed in touch with the other cast members from Seinfeld?
Allblacks6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry huge fan! Thanks for the AMA
What is your favourite Seinfeld episode?
thekingsdaughter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I occasionally see Wayne Knight at my grocery store. I always want to say Hi and get an autograph but I don't want to bug him. Would he be ok with that or should I leave him to his cheese selections?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE COFFEE?
Breakingmatt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I absolutely love comedians in cars getting coffee! I could listen to you and your guests talk all day about cars and everything else. You're probably gone, but my question is what is your current favorite car to drive and what car are you most interested in driving in the future?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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Sr_Laowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You wuss here?
konigstark ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:33:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your favorite car to use as a daily driver and why? Or does a "daily driver" become an anachronism when one achieves the levels of success you have risen too? What I am curious about is does the fact that you could drive any car you want somehow change your perspective or diminish the visceral experience? Just what car could Jerry Seinfeld, the guy with the alpha male car collection still possibly lust after?
s0525mg2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Hellooo" Mr.Seinfeld I am a huge fan of the show and ow it all to my parents. Anyways I would like to know how you found A grade actors/Actresses for your show. I mean everybody plays and fits the part so well. Thank you and have a great day.
namesrhardtothinkof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I want to say that I absolutely love what you've done so far with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. It's hilarious and amazing and I crack up every time I think of the title. I watched season one last week and I'm pretty sure that you might've given me a passion to become a comedian -- you make it seem like even if I have to wait hours to not perform, starve, and be totally unsuccessful, I'll always be around funny people.
I'm also hearing most of these answers in your voice, and it's magnificent.
Anywho I guess I'll ask you a question. What's your opinion on top ramen and other assorted styrofoam food? I think it's great. You should too.
OwlOwlowlThis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm late, you are gone, but just in case:
"Bee Movie" was a motherfucking masterpiece.
LevelZeroZilch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry.
Do you have any fun stories about Charlie Rubin while he worked on the show? He tends to not share much when the show he's brought up.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you get a ticket when you and Chris Rock blew by that police car?
Dezthegrunt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:43:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will u go to maradi gras with me mr Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you compare the success of Curb to that of Seinfeld?
alejo210 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, first of all, a big fan of Seinfeld, thanks for all the funny moments and memorable laughs.
Now onto my question, how do you feel about the elements in pop culture your program helped create? Like does it feel tedious to be reminded about the whole "master of my domain" or the yada yada yada" stuff or do you happily embrace it?
TheSupremeZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. What was your least favorite episode to film?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you I wanted you to answer my question but now you're gone.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you mind that I download your shows from torrents? Would you prefer I bought the DVD or watched it on TV, or are you just happy that I'm watching your material?
ThatJew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I cant wait for the Howard Stern episode to come out!!!
Nertballs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wesley Snipes wants to know what the craic is?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is Seinfeld coming to Blue Ray, like Friends? The widescreen HDTV version looks amazing (except the two recap episodes), but I really want Seinfeld in my Blue Ray collection. It's the greatest show yet created.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why were such a dick to Larry King?
BongBingTheArcher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:46:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why has your show not aired in germany until very recently??
niklecce ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My dad loves your show. Since you said you would give me an answer, would you give me an autograph please? :)
EDIT: His name is Kevin!
Popxorcist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, if you could own only one sports/super car, which one would it be?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What's the deal with Corn Nuts? Are they a corn or are they a nut?
Skulley- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:47:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be honest, how many of you read Jerry's replies in his voice?
JL10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:48:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're done answering questions but just wanted to say that Seinfeld is my favorite show and never fails to make me laugh. Thanks for doing this AMA.
baconjams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
so what's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for "Seinfeld". I loved your gentle sense of humour.
voidOfDeth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:49:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of shows of like South park, Simpsons, Family Guy, and other Comedy cartoons cause i love these shows some more then others and I want your opinion seems a majority of real life comedians rip on family guy and those same people well say Simpsons and south park have points which to me I don't know they all have overly stupid episodes
Sussex_Sunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr. Seinfeld,
Huge fan of the show-- my family and have bonded with SEINFELD! Would you be willing to wear a family shirt that I can send you? Maybe take a picture with it for my family? It's a hilarious shirt, I know if you see it you will appreciate what it will mean to me.
Best, ans thank you for your time, Sussex_Sunny
sfh23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats up?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever do anything with elaine? i have to know
LemonsForLimeaid ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:50:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan and I wonder if you remember this. I used to tag along with a buddy of mine that was a photographer for TMZ. We spotted you but didn't take your picture but told you there were a ton of paps in the direction you were heading. That being said you turned down a different block and my friend was waiting for you and took shots and you said "you got me". I think you were with your wife just strolling the lower east side. Yea... sorry about that!
mages011 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with Cornuts?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why didn't you like Newman? Nothing ever happened between you two that is seen or discussed.
Bosman308 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many Porches do you own now?
Justiniann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
UtterlyDisposable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:52:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can't help but ask, what's the deal?
Spankyjnco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
can you try not to be racist and actually be funny?
hammeresq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love the new web series! You've managed to combine three of my favorite things in one show, and offered it up for free online. Pure gold Jerry!
My questions all center around cars actually.
You are a Porsche fan, just like myself. What is your holy grail Porsche? What is the one car in your collection that you absolutely love driving above all others?
Are you active in any online car communities? I've always wondered if celebrities or other high profile individuals who are true car enthusiasts post on Rennlist or other car forums.
I didn't even realize you were at the Hershey Porsche meet a couple of years ago until I got home and saw some pictures online. Any plans to return to the Hershey event in the foreseeable future?
What is your feeling on technologies like PDK and DSG replacing a true manual gearbox in practically all modern sports cars?
pandafat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:53:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of your show?
Condoggg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever think you'll be a billionaire?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there nudity on set during the filming of the "Good Naked Bad Naked" episode?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:54:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey, jerry! Thanks for doing the ama dude, I love your work and you're a huge inspiration to me. Here are my questions:
LynchLagsupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, can I borrow your mattress?
DMSmarine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:56:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan! My uncle has been absolutely dying to know, how many Porsche cars do you own?
WaKa_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do pretzels make you thirsty?
Kronson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we hangout?
Citystarrz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how would someone go about getting american comedians to visit the U.K.? It seems that a lot of american comedians seem to either just not come or do two dates max and leave, Is the U.K. not considered profitable in the comedy circuit?
Addikted79 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like to be "Oprah" rich?
skeeterfranchise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry! First of all I want to tell you how huge of an inspiration you have been to me lately...I just started watching comedians in cars getting coffee and it is absolutely brilliant...it displays a very raw kind of humor. I have always been extremely interested in how comedy works and have recently been trying to figure our how different people perceive different types of comedy. For Example: is this person laughing historically because of my hilarious witty joke? Or is this the first time they have ever heard a joke...you know what I mean? What are you thoughts on this? And thank you so much if you get to this question.
Lolfacade ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:59:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
dukesilver2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There isn't a day in my life where I don't throw in a seinfeld reference. I once through down the "Not that there is anything wrong with that. Of course not, my fathers gay" at a wedding reception while helping to elderly gentlemen to their seat. Lucky they knew the show and laughed.
My question to you is, is Meryl Streep really a phoney-boloney?
Millerboy1979 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a certain episode of Seinfeld that you particularly enjoyed filming?
lighto73 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:01:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I for some reason thought this was Jerry Springer and was really confused as I read some of these.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say has been your favorite sitcom in recent years (or one that started after the Seinfeld finale)?
jktstance ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:02:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi there! I have yet another Seinfeld question for you. Is it true that NBC basically forced you and Larry David to add a female lead to the show (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)? If so, I believe this is one of the very rare cases where the studio was right.
What are your thoughts on how well Elaine worked out?
niseffib ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite cereal?
PERSON_PLACE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Marriage Ref be staying on the air? I enjoy the show, but no one seems to know about it
andywins ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did anybody ask what the girls name was that sounded like a body part?
ABigHairyGuy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan of your show. I watch the reruns almost daily. I just wanted to say thank you for the amazing work.
davebare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the hardest thing, in your personal opinion, about being consistently funny and pertinent? You do very well, and it doesn't seem like it would be easy.
Ifoundmyhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:05:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You enjoy being in all that wale stuff?
gloriousdawnfrench ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, just one question for you...
What's the deal with airline food?
nikchi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airline food?
Ikawaii ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:06:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have some tips on personal productivity? I have read about your other on staying productive; wondering if you got anything else up your sleeve.
Tsulli1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have watched blooper reels of Seinfeld and it always looked like Micheal Richards would get frustrated when people couldn't stop laughing when trying to get a take. Who would crack up the most ? Was this frustrating for other people too or just part of shooting a hilarious comedy?
matthewjamesharper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:07:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jer can I eat your pussy tonight? :)
PurpleSweater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the constant superman obsession something that you did for the show or are you really that big a fan of him?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:08:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks jerry. I miss Seinfeld what a great show.
BrianBundlez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Wayne Knight called you, how would you answer the phone???
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love how you target the KKK and such. It makes me laugh at them every time! Keep up the good work :)
maximumimpact ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you show me the Stooges?
Alyangula ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When i think about naming something using my last name it just sounds dumb. Did you think the same thing when you named your show after yourself?
I've never really watched your show (have seen it on TV and changed the channel) and i'm to lazy to download it and start watching it. But in 5 words or less why should i watch Seinfeld?
Plumbum82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen the Danish show "Klovn"? Do you think it is a ripoff of Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Know I'm super late but love you guys. Make my life slightly better.
demonkeyed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you sad that the flagship Porsche GT cars and supercars are all PDK now instead of Manual?
robothobbes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Darn. I never get to these AMAs in time. I'll ask my question anyway. Anyone can answer.
Have you ever read The Comedy Writer by Peter Farrelly (of the Farrelly Brothers films), specifically, the part about meeting with Jerry and Larry to pitch an idea for Seinfeld and what that experience was like for him? What did you think? I think it was interesting to read about a kind of mundane interaction on the business/pitch end of a sitcom.
aadstealth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know that you're a fan and a collector of the Porsche 911. Where did your love for the 911s come from? and which Porsche do you have?
InfamousBoxy01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on what Magnus Walker is doing with Porsches?
PurpleJollyBastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
well here's a question
PurpleJollyBastard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
wait fuck
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:11:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your opinion, what is the deal with airplanes?
SamsonKhalil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:12:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
Hawklet98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:13:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline peanuts?
Enlightenment777 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Duckman tv series?
Dangerzone92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love your work Mr. Seinfeld! Have you ever eaten anywhere that resembled the Dream Cafe?
m4tthew ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with airline food?
steevo15 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:16:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many sheets of toilet paper do you use on average?
thedurs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The thing you miss the most about seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Totally buried comment but I wanted to share that my High School boyfriend would come over when "Seinfeld" originally aired so that he could hear my dad laugh since that rarely happened otherwise. I love that memory.
thericeninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you end up getting the first nsx???
dabestittays ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about you, Larry David and Louis CK working together on something? Too much crumegon in one room? That's what you'd be there for though.
jettmann22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to be a pirate???
pdoyle280 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your strangest moment on Seinfeld
Mister_Maynard ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favourite colour?
germgerm222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:19:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I love your show "Comedians in cars getting coffee". Would you ever be willing to make each episode a little longer? Maybe even put it on Hulu or Netflix were it would be easier to find? Crackle.... Crackle just isnt quite there yet.
fessbomb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
AbolishJW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:21:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need to do a CCC episode with Dave Chappelle
Lowasampsonite12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I've never been so bummed to miss an AMA. I love U...nited Airlines.
Underexpose ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:22:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you marry me?
Cultist89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is serious. I am looking to make a career for myself. I am very versatile and intelligent. Do you have any open positions I could apply for?
obscuredBYcloudss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who is your favourite female comedian? obviously other than Julia louis-dreyfus.. (which is my favourite main character on the show)
xXBlaZinXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is it being on a TV show?
Brotherauron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:23:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sad to say I've missed your AMA, If by chance you wander back along I just want to let you know I loved the show and cherish it dearly. Hopefully it comes along to netflix's streaming service so I can watch it all over again.
Axem_Blue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I know you're a big fan of Superman. What's your all-time favorite Superman story?
Midddyy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:24:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was one of the funniest pranks you did off the set of the Seinfeld series?
samtree ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank u for all the laughter God bless you.
clarecooke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry, I am just now watching your show SEINFELD, I am on season 4 and I love it! Can I ask, do you and Elaine ever get together in any way later on in the series?
__zombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan here! I always thought you were a nice caring human being.
Is it true Bruce Baum helped co write the first three books from Letters From a Nut series? And you went on National TV and named Barry Maurder as sole writer (L. Nancy)?
DizzySaltPeanuts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:25:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I'm really late to this, but I hope you know that we're really big fans. By we, I mean my family. When my family moved to the US we watched Seinfeld religiously. The bass transition permeated most of my childhood. It's no exaggeration that we learned a lot english watching Seinfeld. I was a toddler at the time, but even so, I thought the word for show was Seinfeld. Even if the news was on, I'd prompt, "are you watching another Seinfeld?". As an adult, my friends, parents, and random people in bars, , detect a bit of Seinfeld cadence in my voice (I can do a decent impression of you). So, thank you :)
Also, was there a time when you cursed during your standup? I know you're not too keen on it now.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's you favorite Seinfeld episode?
jefsaylo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:26:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you seen It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia?
I've always seen that as a modern day Seinfeld.
dkast85 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made this account just to ask you this question: What do you think about the band Phish? There is a great photo of you and the band and us in the fanbase refer to it as "The only photo of Jerry with Phish."
http://www.indyweek.com/imager/jerry-seinfeld-and-phish-share-a-comedic-moment-backstage-at-a-taping-of-l/b/original/1327057/9b6a/01.13musled_phish2.gif
gnaut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:27:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
I wanted to ask you if you know of the profound effect you've had on many peoples lives. Throughout my childhood my father watched Seinfeld religiously, and through that your show has made quite an impact on my life from soup nazi references at the dinner table as a child to now me, 27 enjoying Seinfeld with my son. I don't imagine you know every small connection. But to me, you are huge. Thanks again.
PizzaSaucez ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is kind of an odd question but what were you like in high school? Were you the "class clown", quiet, or even awkward? Did you get good grades or did they not matter to you at the time?
JLSP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if you're still taking questions, but I figured I'd give it a shot! I'm interested in how much of Seinfeld was scripted v. ad-libbed. Whenever I watch the show I ALWAYS notice how amused and genuinely invested everyone seemed in what was being said (even if it was entirely ridiculous!) How much of that was good acting v. good ad-libbing?
ObamaisYoGabbaGabba ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it wrong to think Mr. Seinfeld is funny but Mr. David is not?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What if senfeld still on tv?
ChilesJackie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry whats up man, One of my first observations from watching countless episodes of Seinfeld was how cell phones could've fixed many of the mundane problems seen in so many of the episodes. Take the episode "the movie" for example, a call from a cell phone or a simple text could've solved every issue Jerry or George was experiencing. I find it amazing how perfect Seinfeld was for its time. so my real question: If you had made Seinfeld 15 years later, what do you think would've been the end result?
Seancurrie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:29:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would you say is the first step towards becoming a comedian?
thegr8rambino13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i wish u would do more seinfeld man, that was the funniest show ever!!!!
iamwills ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:30:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've heard you're quite the watch aficionado. What's your favorite watch and why?
PI_Man314 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just have one question for you Jerry, whats up with airline food?
robmpulse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It seems from what I have seen you are a big porsche fan. Any Love for bmw? If so, do you own any? Where did your love of cars come from?
ImNotSlenderMan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:32:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a key to comebacks?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say hi and point out that I go to the college you graduated! Queens college represent!
(Also apparently Ron Jeremy graduated here too but I only told my mom about you)
bmccormick1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's with the airline food?
sagertooth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
NO WAY! I was just watching Seinfeld like 3 minuets ago.
Kisforkill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:34:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You suck and your friend does too
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:06:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Burn!
AleshaP127 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry, just wondering, do you think your circumcision contributes to your lack of sensitivity?
redsanguine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode with Don Rickles, they seem to put Louis C.K. down. Anyone have insight into that?
CapricornAngel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever used your wife's material in bits? I've heard you say in interviews that she is pretty funny.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in a coffee shop in telluride. You looked unimpressed.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I join you and Larry David for lunch sometime? You can pick the place.
I'm normal, don't worry.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. How did Jerry and George get such hot ladies on the show?
KiNGMONiR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please say hi to me! My friends would be soooooo jealous!
saadistic1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:39:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us about your experiences with Bill Gates, and what you think of Microsoft in general.
fgcoupe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question but just wanted to say that I met you about 6 years ago at your house. I worked for the company that was detailing your cars at the time. You are one of the most down to earth people I've met and you were extremely pleasant to be around. I absolutely love your car collection but I thought having spinners on your van as being a little strange lol Keep up the good work....your fans really enjoy it!
EXPLODEDman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
robstah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:44:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry, can I have your car collection when you croak?
Just kidding, man. Love Cยณ. Keep it up.
jameskelsey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I make a living as a professional magician and work to be funny but a great deal of my jokes are recycled. What do you feel is the best way to spark creative comedy?
steven6162 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Hello!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us a weird story that happened while filming on the set of "Seinfeld".
Bullyon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:46:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So we all know your voice in Seinfeld was very peculiar, how is your voice in real life???
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Umm... Mr. Seinfeld... What's... What is the deal with the airline food?
spartacus1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bring back your show!
DumNerds ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you get inspiration for comedy? Do you set aside time to brainstorm? Or do you carry a notebook with you/make mental notes, for when something comes to you?
Vaticancameos221 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:47:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I actually just started watching Seinfeld earlier this week. I'm four episodes in. Thank you so much for this show.
lokilullaby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Who is your favorite rising/new comedian?
southpawhd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:50:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your opinion on laughter tracks being used in sitcoms? I've always wondered what the actors thought...
rdldr1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Corn Nuts?
zoso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:51:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what kind of answer? Please give me THE anwer!
satansheat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode. Mines the one were that hooker pushed over that midget who couldn't get back up without help so he would crawl really quick to objects to get up. I also love the pole you have the ladies get on.
OOOPENOOO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Big fan of the show. Wanted to send you this image a while ago but never got around to it. I thought you would enjoy it. A Civil War period photo of a handsome woman that mysteriously looks a lot like you ! Maybe distant cousin. Sorry the image is sold but I told the person I needed a picture of it so I could send it to Jerry Seinfeld. Reddit makes all things easier. Hope the link works: http://i.imgur.com/bAkdiRK.
incompetentbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
AFrikkenPuppy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:52:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry.. Seinfeld... I hope you're still answering questions! I am an18 year old male living in Portland Oregon, and I am very interested in both acting and comedy; what kind of advice could you give for getting started in these lines of work and what first inspired you to work towards comedy? Any specific idols you had growing up?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airplane food?
suvdonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! My question: Don't you think it would be cool to make more Seinfeld episodes in 2014? I know it's probably never gonna happen, but do you think it should be taken into consideration?
RarewareUsedToBeGood ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched CCC, and it was good.
Good AMA promotion Jerry!
bazingabrickfists ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! What is Kramer doing right now!? What will he be doing tomorrow?
Letterman_Fan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA! It's been pretty awesome.
I've been keeping up with CCC for awhile now, and one of my favorite episodes was the one with Dave Letterman.
Was it difficult to get him to go on the show?
How is the experience of chatting with Letterman on CCC versus his Late Night Shows, both in the 90s and more recent times?
DarthPineapple ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Uncle Leo?
colorfastcloud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i'm 19 and am going to your show in April at the Borgata in atlantic city. may i shake your hand when i am there?
FreakinRayOfSunshine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I used to work with one of your former assistants named Carol. Amazing lady! I'm interested in voice work for movies and such - is there a good talent agency you could recommend?
paintandarmour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:57:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Noooo why do I always miss the best AMAs! Damn living in Australia.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've been to Australia for a holiday and I fucking hated it.
paintandarmour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:28:15 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good for you?
Sm0keyBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You cant say your the first to hear about it and then link to a facebook page, that would mean facebook was the first to hear about it.
bennsterb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:58:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Lol, the title made me chuckle... Even when he's not trying, he still manages to make me laugh.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:59:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn i missed this huge fan though.
rhodeislandguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, an honor to be given the oportunity to ask a question or make a comment, I actually have a few. First, thank you for participating in this AMA. - What happened to all the Seinfeld props from the set of Seinfeld, was there anything you kept as a momento? - Do you keep a close relationship with either Michael, Julia, and/or Jason today? - I am a huge Hot Wheel Collector (since I can't get the real deal), do you collect Hot Wheels or other diecast models? - I've noticed over the years a lot of name brand's were referenced in the Seinfeld episodes, was this marketing technique from their respected owners, or were they used at will? (ie. Junior Mint, Oradent, etc.) - When are you coming back to Providence Performing Arts Center?? Thank you!
vtec375 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Woot woot!!! Lol Rhody! I need a Dels, some weiners and a steak and cheese from D'angelos, stat!!
rhodeislandguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:07:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't forget some quohogs, maybe a trip to Haven Brothers, and later fall asleep to an episode of Family Guy!
fishlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Coincidentally I just watched "Seinfeld: Roundtable" yesterday and learned a lot about the making of the show.
theterrytucker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:01:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you guys didn't have the rights to Kenny Kramer's last name on the pilot and worked out a deal with him after the show got picked up. I'm hoping it happened exactly the same way J. Peterman got the rights to his stories. Is that true?
persamedia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Massive fan, as is my dad (I just bought the whole series for him on Christmas)
I also know someone who has a 959!
One of the few that you and Bill changed the law for!
If your ever in Detroit would you like to get Coffee in my import?
Its scary driving an import here.
Please help.
guidolebowski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This AMA is even better than the guy with two penises...
Jeromesindahouse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:03:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY [dude] in case you wanna keep the reddit rolling on your walk to work, here's another question(s)...
Thanks for the AMA. It's been great to read. Huge fan!
Ugh, one more pls (long walk?) So I normally make people laugh everyday (and love it), but it's just my reactions/observations as I go through life. How do you translate that into a bit or a show?
Stranger-er ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there, Jerry. We know that you're a fan of Superman, are there any other comics that you enjoy reading?
tafheem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hows the soup gazebo
OsmundTheOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Airplane food?
fishlover ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:06:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was a lot of film wasted by you guys cracking each other up?
ELChad0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever get tired of people making an impression of you? And have you done an impression of someone doing a bad impression of yourself?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:07:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
very pleased to see the multirotor use in your comedians in cars getting coffee thing with louis ck and the 59 jolly!! im a pilot as well, if you ever need one on the east coast.
copilot0910 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are any Seinfeld episodes based off your real experiences or of Larry David? If so, which?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could go back in time and do Comedians in Chariots Getting Coffee which person from the past would you like to have a coffee and a chariot ride with?
Phifty2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:08:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A lot of people say the series lost something when LD left but most of my favorite episode are from those seasons. The show went from trying to be grounded in realistic situations and just went for the funny and imo was all the better for it. What are your thoughts on seasons 8 and 9?
Jeromejr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you listen to Wales Mixtape about nothing and More about nothing? If so, what did you think?
Thehyliancats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld, I love Seinfeld so much i want ask you a question.
Question 1: Did you ever think Seinfeld would've as popular as it did?
rabblerousersreturn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you going to sponsor Colin Quinn and Bobo's roadtrip?
oneupthextraman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:12:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with corn nuts? Are they are corn, or are they a nut?
w122 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld (Jerry, if I may) do you have any questions for internet ?
BacardiJello ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:15:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
DAMMIT!!!!!! I'm late I wanted his input on the episode where they set the Puertorican flag on fire then stomp on it to put it out :(
cumaboardladies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:16:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your all time favorite car youve ever owned/driven?
Andie_pandy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:18:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damn! I always see these things too late! UK time zone is a bummer in cases like these :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You accidentally get sucked into watching Shawshank on TBS, you fall asleep, when you wake up "The Maestro" is playing. What do you do?
Toastyparty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Looking forward to your Puerto Rico show. Woooooh!
cheapskategarden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
that is pretty cool ,, I would ask how you started on reddit?
tonterias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:21:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I know you already gone, but maybe you can still read this in some days... I am from Uruguay and it has reached my hands, one script with your signature in it and the rest of the main cast from Seinfeld. How can I know if is it legit? Thanks
Bigbear586 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the hottest woman you've turned down?
jgallow33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why did you stop the greatest show ever?
Poopyfacebuttmuncher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just a huge Seinfeld fan Jerry. Love CICGC as well. The time you and Chris Rock got pulled over cracks me up every time.
scootnoodle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. My friends and I watch Seinfeld every time we hang out. How often we're the lines in the show improvised and which improvisation is the most memorable?
Sitizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld,
Are you a big technology guy? What are your top 5 websites? How about gadgets?
Appreciate it.
blackpoweraids ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:22:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Loved The Show! I have a question for you.
Was it ever odd to have people laugh at everything while filming on set? Did it every bother you at times when a specific line is supposed to mean something else instead of humor or like when you mess up and have to shoot it again, does the audience get annoyed of laughing more than once for the same thing?
Destroyer_Wes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats with the airline food?
bpiduhn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:26:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen many different episodes of Seinfeld, but how many Porsche's do you have?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with hash browns? theyre not hash and theyre not brown!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:28:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr.Seinfeld, I love your show so much, I record it on my DVR just to watch the re- runs. I love all the Porsche poster on the set and I know how you enjoy cars in real life too. What is your favorite Porsche model and what year? Thank you
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recall from somewhere that you had a hard time pitching the idea of having to wait in a Chinese restaurant to the producers and what not.
What idea did you have the hardest time ever to to pitch?
catman12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:29:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with Ovaltine??
thesobergopher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr seinfeld, sorry I missed you earlier today. I'm surprised no one asked or brought up one topic in particular. The Michael Richards (Kramer) melt down. They way you handled that situation was exemplary. It was clear on both letterman and CCC that mr Richards was absolutely torn up and regretful about that mistake. In CCC it was evident that it still weighs on him heavily. You very easily could have turned your back and said, "you got yourself into this mess, you get yourself out." A lesser person would have turned his back. To help out a friend and stand by him in front of all the media and attention that it attracted, took a lot of guts. You really impressed me. It's clear that your aren't just a standup comedian, but also a standup person.
TL:DR - thanks for defending Michael Richards. You are really good at being a person.
Jaminlebur ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you know my Aunt Paulette, her husband owns Jacques Torres chocolates, or at least she's attended your parties in the Hamptons. I'm insanely jealous... Have you ever thought about creating another sitcom?
facetothedawn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just watched that one with the muffin tips. That was a good one.
JayDogSqueezy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So, uh, what's the deal with airplane food?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How much did you hate the bee movie?
Gamestoreguy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read every answer in his voice.
khk9 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Kate Upton or Emma Watson?
akura202 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever date any of your girlfriends from Seinfeld in real life?
Incorrect-Opinion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:35:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend (whose name I will only say as "O") is really good friends with your family/sons! Always loved your work...keep it up!
ShifttDota ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
ยญ
FredRH ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you are my comedy hero and Seinfeld is my ultimate favorite show.
Did every episode of Seinfeld intentionally have a Superman reference in there, somewhere?
There is a lot of speculation on this going around the Internet.
Can't wait to see what you and Larry are working on!
FinkleFlakes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I am a huge fan of the show and an aspiring standup comedian. Can you tell us a little about how you got into standup, and what were the most important things you did to "make it". I have heard you used to do 2-3 open mic's a night.
kbfootball81 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There was a comedian on the Joe Rogan experience, it may have been Tom Rhodes. He said that when you first met him you asked him "didn't you wear that sweatshirt yesterday?" He said he was kind of offended by it but Joe said you were probably saying welcome to the comedy club. If you remember this incident was this you being mean or welcoming him to comedy?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is my only chance to speak to Jerry
Scrotum.
teapuddles ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:39:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you consider Bee Movie to be your greatest triumph on the silver screen?
tmorg91 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your relationship like with the cast of Seinfeld? Do you still keep in touch?
kingadam ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know who wears glasses inside? Blind people and assholes. - Larry David
robveltch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever you go back to Massapequa, do you make a stop at All American? I know I do whenever I go home.
thecowninja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:43:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your limits on being offensive in comedy (when you're on stage or in the audience)? What's the most awkward situation you've been in where you or someone else told a joke and no one found it funny?
mykosyko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry, First of all I would like to start by saying that I'm a huge fan. To get to where you are today, I bet there must have been some really hard times. I wanted to ask if there was ever a low point in your career or a point where you almost gave up comedy? If so what caused that and what caused you to push through. Thanks!
JustinCase25XXV ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you and Larry David ever thought about bringing back Seinfeld? Because that show was and still is one of my favorites.
nikopol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:49:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Simple question, perhaps insulting, probably complex to answer if at all possible, but why have I never found Seinfeld funny?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you miss doing Seinfeld show
SeinfeldFanatic ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:50:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! What's the best way to be funny around people? How do you do it so well?
SolarDeath666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! From Seinfeld, have you actually done "The Bet" yourself in reality with a good group of friends before?
jmal2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:52:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a big fan of Collin Quinn, is he part of the Seinfeld mafia? Your crew of go-to comedians? Who else?
kclows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Stand up comedian Ryan Hamilton looks and sounds SO MUCH like you! Saw him in a show the other night, mind was blown
OppositeofDeath ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, have you ever watched the show Community?
genghis_juan2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are we gonna get Seinfeld on netflix?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What episode was the most fun for you to film and which episode where you the most proud of watching? Are there any episodes that everyone else thought were hilarious and you just didn't? I feel like this happens quite often in the show's story but idk if its actually a thing in real life.
EatMaCookies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld: So, You couldn't date her because she was a tickler.
DFlaks52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a fan of both Seinfeld and Friends, I find myself watching reruns of both but with different sentiments. On one hand, friends is entertaining because of its nostalgic value. But more importantly, Seinfeld still maintains the same hilarity even 15+ years after the finale. My younger brother finds it hilarious while refusing to watch friends reruns. Seinfeld has become a better show with age (maybe?)
I guess the ultimate question is, what do you think makes Seinfeld timeless? And why is it still a great show, not just great for sentimental value?
TheShitShatsby ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Is there actually a complete script for the missing Seinfeld episode "The Bet" (aka "The Gun")? If so, can you and Larry please sell it, or post it online? It's either not a real thing, or it's real and only really cool Hollywood people get to see it, like Jerry Lewis holocaust clown film.
Seinfeld was the last truly funny show.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You guys are gullible. He doesn't have time to read all these comments let alone answer questions. It's just an ad.
iknowyoutoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:59:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think most of Seinfeld's situation can be solved by a mobile phone?
SFRookie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell me what the deal with airline food is, please?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:02:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As far as celebrity AMAs go, this is one of the best. Thanks for your time Jerry.
I'm only posting this 6 hours after your last comment because I had a feeling you might like Reddit, and you might visit it again.
Sicns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite person to work on with in Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:08:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I'm such a huge fan. When my father was alive, my mother, myself and him would all crowd around the tv and watch Seinfeld religiously. To this day, I love the Soup Nazi and Festivus episodes. I'm a huge Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee fan, thanks to Crackle, and I can't get enough of Curb Your Enthusiasm (I know you're not involved in that, but still a good show from Larry). You and Larry David are pure geniuses.
So here's a dumb question, is there anyway that I could get a hold of some Seinfeld gear with your autograph and Larry David's on it by chance? If not, I'd settle for some cool authentic Seinfeld memorabilia from a reputable place that you might know of.
Last question, was there any off screen romance between you and Julia during shooting or no?
Thanks again for the AMA. Can't wait to see what other shows you may be in coming up.
EGaucin12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Mr.Seinfeld! I'm big fan of bee movie,Seinfeld and cicgc. It's all gold Jerry gold!! My question is what kind of bit or tacky shtick do you see stand up comedians do ( no need to specify on names) that makes you lose respect for them or view them as bad at stand up or comedy in general?
westhewolf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:11:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just want to thank you Jerry. Your show always came on after the late night news. For years I would stay up with my dad and watch the news and Seinfeld. I look back on that time and realize I learned a lot about life and the world from that nightly hour while also sharing an amazing bonding experience with my father. Thank you so much. May peace be ever with you.
pablorenato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you get asked this all the time, but we need closure
Why stop at season 9? Was it a team decision or just you?
Was there really nothing left to give???
TopHatsAreAwsome ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every not like the way a episode came out of Seinfeld and not want it to be aired?
eyesofthesouth2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever get an official answer as to why ovaltine wasnt called roundtine?
nallen104 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:14:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Want to do a TV show together?
cenofett ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:22:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the soup from the Soup Nazi episode really that good?
Gene_Yuss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I wish that I could have asked, "How do you know Joel Hodgson, and are you a fan of MST3K?"
uracuntm8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'll be back....
taralske ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:28:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of car would you pick for arnold schwarzenegger? (For a possible spin - off called "comedians and ex governors in cars getting coffee)
BLVCKCVT ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, long time fan. So, in Seinfeld I absolutely loved the relationship between you and Elaine. Although, having a best friend you once had a relationship with, would probably be a dream. Do you feel like you can actually accomplish that in real life?
(The Deal is probably one of my favorite episodes as well)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This jerry seinfeld fellow really knows how to do an AMA.
dannysahnn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whys everyone Jewish?
sympaticosquirrel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:04:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You should wait until Larry David does an AMA and ask him.
newmonkey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:31:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Thank you so much for doing this. This may seem strange, but I've always thought you and Woody from Toy Story share an uncanny resemblance.
Have you ever been offered a role in an animated film that you regret turning down? And other than Bee Movie, have you written, or considered writing any other animated films?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why is this getting downvoted so much????
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:36:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
He has fallen into obscurity.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:15 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It's not like he's irrelevant though...it was almost at 6000 karma earlier
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:51:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No he isn't irrelevant.... to my grandparents.
1iggy2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, one question. Did you ever celebrate Festivus? Seinfeld is one I the best shows of all time. Thanks!
kfromkay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i had everything ready after your astonishing show in Peoria,IL (Seinfeld t-shirt to sign and a joke to laugh at). i waited outside the Marriott but you went directly to the "airport", my question is how was the flight?
vinylscratchp0n3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know how the producers got the green 74 Impala that Kramer drove, the one with the "Assman" plates? It's a rare model that had an airbag, which they only made about 1000 of.
ZombieMMMBrains ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Big fan here. I gotta ask, what's the deal with that??
righteoustrent ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your most memorable story to happen while doing standup?
TonyMontana420 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Greetings from India, Jerry. Who was your favorite girlfriend from Seinfeld?
Also, what was the idea behind the Banya character?
Freeza_Cold ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with all those bags of peanuts on airplanes?
happysrooner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:46:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did I miss this!
Mr_Lithium ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:50:42 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with airline food?
Anarox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I need a mechanic, cam you recommend mr Quinn?
TheBigFrog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry.
How does it feel to have so much of your comedy become ingrained in modern culture such as the Soup Nazi, the man bra - the Bro, etc, I can't think of another show that has had the same affect.
Also I wish you had done more scenes with Frank Constanza - one of my all time favourite TV Characters.
do_not_spit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:53:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
comment so i don't loose this
Randomactsofpartying ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which credit card really has the best rate?
Zorfendor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:57:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, and thank you for doing this.
When did you finally feel like the show had become a hit, if not very early on? I'm sure a show with the premise of "how a comedian gets his material" was hard to market at first.
HowsTricksMurphy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:59:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's tricks Murphy?
Giothermal95 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could redo a life choice, orange?
XSPressure ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Other than the 959 what's your next favorite Porsche.
xanaka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me? Jerry you have aged so well and im not kissing a** but you seem so much healthier and better since 20 years ago? what happened?
seemoneh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I did. The vote was a misfire on the part of my thumb.
Edit: Apparently it upvotes on its own, assuming I'm confident in my words....
discoeels ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Welp, I missed the boat on that one
G8tr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You'll give everyone an answer?
8th_Dynasty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of the new Superman flick?
shafir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are the Knicks so bad?!
thirdrail69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am answer to what? I didn't ask question. Or did I?
BaltimoreSkater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So why do they call it ovaltine?
ALLRecorded ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wwooo!!! Jerry!!! I'm a big fan!! love your works bro!!! One of the funniest comedians alive!!!
lifewontwait86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:10:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry...I don't really have a question but I just thought something you'd appreciate is that the house I was born and raised in was actually next door neighbors to regular extra on the show named Norman Brenner. He lived next door to us from 1989 until about 1991, and there 's a site that points out episodes, wheresnorman.com. You're one of my, if not, favorite comedians and just wanted to say you're awesome!!!
kybarnet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I liked your show sucka
HNomizo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:11:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why?
Smuffler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ACTUALLY love Al Dukes as much as I do?
Juvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:12:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think you should do a CICGC in Australia, and come to my place for a coffee. I have a nice elektra coffee machine and can make you a REAL coffee!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:15:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Be careful, Jerry. Reddit will consume your soul. Be very... very... careful...
(Also, CiCGC is a brilliantly produced show. I always feel better about life after watching. So, thanks!)
onytay75 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:17:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is my question?
jpdisco ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you tell my friend Aaron he's an idiot for missing your AMA? But like in a funny way, thanks.
slatedawg56 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:18:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather have a penis sized toe? Or a toe-sized penis?
Rangerfan1214 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, and ik you're gone, but you cut off my sixth grade math teacher when he was out east on LI, he was in a mini van and you were in a vintage Porsche.
zenpocalypse ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i wanted to congratulate you on your success and for being an inspiration to untalented comedians everyone.
dieoner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wish i could take a picture, i am watching your show!
harrybot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:21:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a particular process for refining material to use in stand-up shows or have you gotten to the point where it just flows naturally?
Bunzoff ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:25:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i liked bee movie
TheDarkTylerRises ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Jerry. Big fan of Seinfeld. I own a couple of DVDs and have seen every episode. Couple quick questions.
Would you ever consider remaking Seinfeld possibly as an animated series? What are your favourite T.V. shows currently on the air? Will you ever consider guest starring on The Simpsons?
rdizz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey Jerry curious about what Porsche is your favourite?
Brent_Mersy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:30:12 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deaaal with Seinfeld???
mcscoopy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever just hear your voice and cringe? If so, you and I have something in common. Seriously tho, can you spot me $100?
Austinswill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a pilot. I saw you years ago at the airport in Nassau. Do you go there often?
Brent_Mersy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I love all your stuff! I was wondering, how do you like to choose which questions to answer? Also do you have a favourite joke (like a "hey do you know any good jokes, joke.)
unlogical ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:35:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your net worth is $800 million. How does that make you feel, and what do you plan on doing with it?
dublbagn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus H on a bike Patton Oswald is starting to look like jeff garlin
Juvv ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:37:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how do you feel about all that stuff that happened with Kramer and his stand up "racism". Are you still mates with him? I think it got taken badly, and I wish him all the best!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is it called a building if it's finished? Also this is an honor, you are the man!
kaasmi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I come home from work every night and watch reruns of Seinfeld that I've seenm zillion times before. Thanks for a great show.
Jorogasm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you enjoy being on 30 rock for the one "seinfeldvision" episode? And who was your favorite actor within the show?
cashley44 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that I love you and you are my favorite :)
wesker32145 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:41:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr . Seinfeld what's the craziest thing to happen to one set of Seinfeld? Also do you like cartoons?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is Seinfeld going to have another series?
JayAre31 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your whoring paid for my new testicles. Good man.
bingiton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the AMA! I love how you took the time to give detailed responses. BTW this was the deepest I have ever gone into an AMA - I usually lose interest after a few pages, but this time I think I read all of the questions and responses.
jkicha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am from India and loved your shows when I worked in NY. How did you finalize on the casting of the Seinfeld characters? Any funny stories.
Crazyinbetween ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. You and the cast of your show made the 90's great! Our family loved the humor and work that went into Seinfeld. We would watch the show religiously and rarely did I go a day in the 90's without saying a catch phrase from the show. Thanks a lot for the laughs.
dublbagn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
damn, I wanted to ask if the shoes he wore on the show were his or from some large wardrobe department? He always had such a wide variety of sneakers on.
jahodo97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:48:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of George Carlin?
Inflame ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:52:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats your favorite car?
Timbot3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:55:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every answer Jerry gives I read in his voice.
AlixTengusa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:56:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever do Broadway or anything in theatre?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was CCC inspired by Uk's CarPool show http://www.youtube.com/user/carpoolUK? If not will you now be funding the next Red Dwarf series to settle any claims?
seanjohntx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am always late to these things and never get to ask any questions but I am going to try anyways. I love the car aspect of CICGC. You've had some great cars, probably my favorite being the Miura. So beautiful. Anyways, which one of your own cars do you drive the most and why?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:04:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, when I read your responses I hear your voice saying what you write. Then I picture a talking bee rather than your actual being.
Calzone7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:05:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! You are a true inspiration to me. When did you decide to be a comedian and what do you think was the greatest comedic moment in you lifetime (can't be done by yourself)?
danceinpalemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Could you look into putting up subtitles on your web series?
danceinpalemoon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:39:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my apologies, I was trying to watch it on my iPad (no subtitles there) but on my computer, there are subtitles! Thanks!
princetwo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:10:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is having a guru absolutely essential to Transcendental Meditation?
Aarondorn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are a beautiful individual.
FlyingChange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Want to get some coffee?
blazelate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a Porsche enthusiast, great respect. favorite 3 Porsches please? i used to love wqatching you with my dad when i was like 10, and your a fantastic comedian
perrysan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:16:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thank you for doing this AMA. What do you think of Sarah Silverman's concerns about Jewish people driving German cars? Also, if you have a 914-6 in your collection, take that car out for a drive - it's totally under-rated.
ELite_Predator28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could, would you do antother episode or season of Seinfeld?
JojjeG ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Have you ever been in Sweden and if so how did you like it?
rj1215 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:25:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry Seinfeld, I just wanted to ask you a question about nothing. If that would be alright with you?
fireforsun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:30:13 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As someone who grew up watching Seinfeld while everyone else watched Disney, I want to say thank you so much for doing this! This has been a very enjoyable AmA to read. If I could meet any star, it would certainly be you!
GlaciersMoving ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinquest
le_cru_2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Heeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooo. Love you Mr. Seinfeld
c3vzn ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:31:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This title is so casual, I almost missed it.
acampbell9000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How is the coffee???
mangozombidude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does it take to be a comedian? Is it a difficult way to earn a living?
villageidiot222 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:35:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It is obvious that OP is a writer; his answers are thoughtful, complete, well-organized, and both grammatically and syntactically correct. What a breath of fresh air.
xDOMATELLOx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:37:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When are you going to be in Smithville, MO again?
RyanBaltimore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How would you best describe your relationship with Howard Stern? How has your opinion of him changed (or not changed) over the years?
Thanks for doing this and answering a million questions!
codywolf97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:39:30 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I read this whole thing thinking it was jerry springer
ohchristworld ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite Seinfeld episode?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:44:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know where Louis CK got his comedy eyeball? I could really use one of those as a generally unfunny person.
Kitaro-kun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:50:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! I know this isn't a question, but I just wanted to let you know that my English teacher got us to listen to a recording of you reading a Halloween book. She didn't tell us it was you until I asked; I knew your voice was familiar! :D
hobbes4567 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:52:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you do an AMA like this, do women send you inappropriate photoes
BigZ7337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:54:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for doing this AMA, it was really great, also because of this I started watching some episodes of your show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, which I'm also really enjoying. I know that you're gone, but I'll still ask a question, have you ever considered being a guest on Top Gear?
fgdncso ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you date any of Jerry's girlfriends outside of the show?
quasar23 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:03:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has the show Seinfeld affected your life? Would you rather have continued the show for a longer time and ended it with a good ending? My favorite part of the show is when you start to raise your voice to a high pitch voice when you are in an argument. The Show was pure comedy.
Wendela11 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:06:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think we'll all get sucked in to the polar vortex?
WishboneOffense ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved MAS*H. I loved the old Batman. Through the years there have been 1 or 2 comedies I wil still watch from time 2 time. But whenever a Seinfeld re-run is on, and I pass it. I always stop. Sometimes I watch the whole episode. Sometimes I move on after 10 minutes or so. But I always laugh. I always think, "God I really loved that show". Thank you for that Jerry Seinfeld. Laughter is the best gift you can give (outside of a big stack of $$$) and you have given me that many, many times. Again, thank you!!!!!
pranaykotapi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever considered yourself as an action hero? Like a double agent or something?
Vitamin-J ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:09:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for the AMA. I have to say I am a huge fan of yours. You are one of my heroes, and I am forever grateful for your clever contributions to comedy. I've always enjoyed your particular brand of humor. Your documentary Comedian has inspired me to experiment with stand-up. I'm not sure it's going to be my profession but I definitely intend to incorporate what I've learned into my writing.
I was wondering if you had any books you'd recommend for someone looking to hone his comedy skills. Also, I've always wanted to ask you this. How do you feel about the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict? I'm hoping an honest answer won't get you in trouble by stepping on anyone's toes, although I imagine you have enough clout to freely speak your mind. I know this an extremely sensitive issue for those in the spotlight.
CauseAhRiot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:10:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No waaaaaaaay. I love you, Jerry!
Alexthekiller10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:27:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi ! Is there any moment when you decided to not turn a scene just a few minutes before filming because is was too harsh, or you were afraid that the public will not appreciate it at all ?
By the way, just saw this ; laughin' my a** off : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRtyqK4nbVU
adamsd2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:33:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you help me get a good spot at the Comedy Store?
RiotDickbutt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:39:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
u wot m8?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:45:50 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
just thinking of the man hands, George breaking up with the woman because of her toe size etc. Can you tell us about a time when you (or a friend) actually did break up with someone over something so silly?
Smallpaul ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:46:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did anyone tell Jerry that he can use Reddit without going to their office?
danisnotfunny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:53:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
when is the howard stern episode of comedians in cars coming out?
willburress ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever go back and watch episodes of Seinfeld?
WardenChult ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:55:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you have a favorite TV show to watch while growing up?
I_MikeHoncho_I ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're a big Superman fan and I've heard of there being a reference in every episode. Is that true and was it hard to try to put in those references in or was it simple to just sneak it into show?
ZakieChan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:06:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is just referring to the Superman magnet that is on Jerry's fridge, and or the action figure on the shelf behind the table.
StayThirstyMyyFriend ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:01:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, nice job on the AMA... You've got 13,000 comments... However, the guy with two dicks has over 16,000... What does that tell you?
Cns1996 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of Curb Your Enthusiasm? I think I saw you in an HBO thing talking about how you weren't really into profanity, and that show has it's share of profanity. You were on the show for the Seinfeld revival, but what are your thoughts? Also how was that experience?
andrewoh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:04:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite thing about Seinfeld was how serious everything was, yet it was all damn hilarious. Every line that was said over the top, small interactions blown out of proportion... Jerry even had a nemesis neighbor. And I always think about the librarian who took his job so very seriously. I think this show shaped my humor more than anything else. Sometimes when I find myself in situation of making a joke, I see myself doing it in the world of Seinfeld. I wonder if that makes sense. Anyway, I'm usually I'm the laughing the hardest at my jokes but when they connect, I do think it has a lot to do with the greatness of this show. Thanks Jerry.
ScissorMeSharron ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:07:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have found watching LD's CYE that there are moments in a day were I want to assume the Larry David character and call someone out in a very public and awkward way, consequences be damned?
How many times in your day to day do you wish you could "curb it"?
BTW that interview with Larry King is in my top 5 funniest YouTube moments all-time.
ryanknapper ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:08:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I each have a stupid phrase from Seinfeld that we occasionally say out of context and largely for no reason.
Hers: Want some pizza?
Mine: Because he's my butler.
We can't stop. Please help us.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:11:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
_liquidcourage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:12:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan. Have all the box sets. Please tell me..if you could give me one piece of advice about being a father..I'd love to hear it. I have a 3 yr old girl that's my world..and it would be an honor to use some advice from a longtime hero of mine. Thank you sir.
dovachu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:21:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I broke a porshe 914 clean in half once, I don't know if you'll be impressed or angry, but I thought I would share the experience with a fellow car guy
twnt1andcounting ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:27:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Mr. Seinfeld. I know this reddit is long over, but I have a question (should you return, or in case other people have insights on this). Why has there been only one female comedian on CCGC, and why did it take 11 episodes for her to appear (Sarah Silverman)? I understand that the wonderful Tina Fey is appearing this season, but I would love to see more women on the show!
NlNTENDO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:30:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you used to hit on my mom a lot when she was a waitress in LA back in the 90s (apparently you'd ask her to marry you every time you saw her). what's the deal with that?
TheKidWithBieberHair ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:33:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm going to be brutally honest and hope for the best, I donโt like Seinfeld. I donโt think itโs funny. Am I just taking it the wrong way? Because I love other sitcoms like friends.
g1venUP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please do an episode with Bill Burr!
discontinuuity ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
DumbStuff88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is so funny I'm actually watching Seinfeld on my laptop in my bed lol
kennethnoisewaterisI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:47:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you remember meeting my grandmother on a hike in runyan? We told her you're famous and she thought your big black security guard was the famous one so she went up to you and asked you to take a picture of her and your security guard
theleveewasbri ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
MissMarie313 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I just wanted to say I love love Seinfield!! I used to watch it every night at 10. In fact it was the only show I watched. I find myself quoting it a lot. Thanks for doing this AMA, it's great to read all your answers! I only have one question: can you spare a square?
sidcool1234 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:49:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I will only tell you that I have watched all seasons of Seinfeld, multiple times, except for the last one. Till that season remains unwatched by me, I will have a reason to live, to hope and to be happy that happiness is there for me. Thanks for the show.
dxdifr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:50:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok i know why you didn't reply. You're thinking.....Who are these people? And why are they asking so many questions?? Also, these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!
JdaveA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:52:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey, I know you probably won't read this, but I just wanted to say I really love Bee Movie. Thanks!
eshok ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:53:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do u remember ever meeting a bald short guy in a pool in vegas that was my dad. He said he asked for a autograph and u promptly said no. Haha
Andrei33 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:54:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've watched every episode at least 50 times, have seen you live twice (Ft Myers and Miami)and bought all your DVD's...But yet, I would be afraid to come over if I saw you in public and say "hi", or "thank you", in fear of disturbing you or annoy you...How does it REALLY make you feel when people tell you "I'm a huge fan", etc.? THANK YOU!
Joe1972 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:00:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever consider a Seinfeld movie? A "just released from jail" special?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:03:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Too late to ask why you dated a 17 year old when you were old enough to be her Father...? Pretty-prettyyy...creepy!
Katastic_Voyage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This thread has long gone on, but if you read this, I want to tell you something special.
My spine "went out" about three years ago in my mid-twenties, right as I was trying to finish up engineering school. I've subsequently had 9-vertebrae fused together, and been bedridden for a very long time and in pain that most people will never encounter.
In my apartment though, your show was on constantly. And I do mean constantly. I've watched every season dozens, if not in the low hundreds of times. My wife hates me. But your show has a childlike charm to it. Everyone is always trying to hold back a smile. You love each other, and love being there. The jokes, the laughter, the multiple brilliantly woven together plots. It helped me get through some of the lowest points of my life being able to crack a smile.
For that, I just want to say, Thank you.
loganhudak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:04:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I never see the good AMA until they are already like 12 hours old. what a pain in my ass.
tayseanpwns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:08:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How the fuck did I miss and AMA with Jerry Seinfeld, the creator of the best television show ever created.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you enjoyed any Canadian sitcoms? Kids in the Hall, Trailer Park Boys, Puppets That Kill?
chicago_breed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:09:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is the episode where you and george pitch the sitcom idea a real depiction of how it went? im an avid watcher, thats my favorite episode. or the one where kramer feeds the horse beans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!
Just over Christmas my family was talking about a time when you visited Australia a little over 10 years ago. My aunt said that she and my other aunt were waiting for you at the hotel you were staying at, and when you got in you had this woman who had dressed up all regal and over-the-top trying to get your attention. Basically you told her you weren't interested, and she stormed out the room and spent the next few hours crying on her phone to her friend. Then you noticed my second aunt and apparently made some sort of gesture to come over and talk to you.
She was too shy so she never did, but it's fun to imagine that you could've been there discussing it with us!
ShitFlingingApe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:10:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...who are these people?
xmessesofmenx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Best day in Reddit history was the day Jerry Seinfeld did an AMA.
VueloDeLaPaloma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!! Thanks so much for doing this AMA! I was wondering do you actually really love Superman?
yihsamb ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:31:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love you.
Redditovernoveragain ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:32:04 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which answer?
Tannersreddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:57 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, huge fan. I live locally with Steve hytner. Any chance you could offer something to tell him that would make him laugh? Something I could convey via reddit. Maybe a good one liner from one comedian to another?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously, thanks for doing this.
Baldorad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:42:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Im a big fan! O wanted to ask what was your favorite quote from Seinfeld, thanks!
HoneyPuffBear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Funniest joke another stand up comedian thought off you wished you thought off before?
lemonboi5 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm reading all the answers in his voice... Haha
Ironandsteel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
watch Seinfeld every day, I love you
altair1989 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Is your relationship with Larry David similar to how your relationship with George Costanza is in the show? Also is Mr. Larry David anything like he is on the show Curb Your Enthusiasm?
alisoney ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:19:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I know he's long gone, but imma tell this story. In grade 11 our class went on a trip to NYC (from Ottawa)
The drama teachers kid tagged along cause this trip was awesome. He was OBSESSED with Jerry Seinfeld, and anything Seinfeld had done.
He wasn't in our group, and my group had an amazing mom leader who knew where to go. We ended up in a Starbucks before going to Central Park. Who was there? Jerry Seinfeld! We all took a picture with him, and it was amazing. He was just there, paying for his coffee with his wife.
Being in grade 11, we lost our shit, and couldn't wait to tell our teachers son, who was OBSESSED with Seinfeld, and wearing a Seinfeld based shirt that day, who we had met.
He lost it. In a bad way. He flipped out crying about how we met his idol, and we were was shoving it in his face (true) while he was super close behind (also true) I never realized how big of a deal missing your idol was at that point.
I was 16 and OBSESSED with Conan Obrien at that point. Years before he finally "took over the tonight show" If someone else had seen Conan and rubbed it in my face I would have killed them. I feel so bad about doing that to him.
iha1981 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:23:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not here to ask a question. Just here to state that your show "Seinfeld" to this day makes me laugh like I have no worries.
ripper999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How come these guys always come to do their IAmA and then hardly ever is a question answered?
Creamballman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:39:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
lol "penises don't have wings"
meanwhile in /r/circlejerk
chrisriesbeck ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:43:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for everything you have done for the world of commedy! I know it took long hours and hard work to get where you are now and am so thankful for Seinfeld! I moved from a small town to Chicago and based every big city decision from advice from your show! Good luck with everything and I can't wait to see what you still have up your sleeve
pallavjhawar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:45:53 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not sure if this or a variant has already been asked, but what has been your source of inspiration for coming up with such unique characters and whacky storylines show after show? Soup Nazi, Kenny Banya, The Hamptons, J Peterman, the list goes on.
P.S - absolutely love the show, have seen several episodes several times :)
moderndaycassiusclay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:05:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
nummynum68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:10:26 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Clean comedy is the hardest comedy. You and Cosby are legends!
Exodan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of the best AMA's I've seen in a long while. What a cool dude.
chasemyers ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:23:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit, look at how many questions he answered! This is, by far, the best celebrity AMA I've seen in quite some time. Maybe ever.
ShitArabsSay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:27:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I'm on my 3rd re-run of Seinfeld and I love how the more I watch it, the more I focus on random things that go on around the show, it's turned into a science. I wanted to ask a question. Season 7 episode 1, the engagement episode; Elaine's voice is all throaty/horsey. Was it intentional to keep that in the episode?
FreeRiboflavin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:29:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi!
redditchao999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:34:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man, I'm late to another AMA, and I really wanted to know what the deal with "the marriage ref" was.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:36:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not sure whether it's too late or not to ask but screw it. First off love the show and you as a comedian, second not sure if this was asked but are you planning for another book like seinlanguage?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:43:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Really?
Edit: Liar :c
imagineth ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:01:31 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How does KFC get the batter to stick to the chicken so perfectly?
McPheejosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:05:01 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, just want to know your thoughts on the krama stand up act that went south some years back, I'm talking about the N word performance. P.S I think the guy is amazing...just wanting to ask a hard question.
username1245 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How come i can never see the answers for ama
Punkmotherfucker84 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:21:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you in that group that mutilates squirrels? Edit; one of my favorite Frank Costanza lines of all time. Is he as hilarious in real life? (Jerry Stiller? I hope I got the first name right..)
demencia ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:40:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I can't believe you may read what I type. I don't have a special question like most of others, but just wanted to thank you for making such a good and funny show. My family and I used to watch it all together at lunch and we had a great time, so whenever I come across something Seinfeld related it transports me back to that time and it feels nice. Thank you :)!
CrissTehNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:53:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Opinion on George Carlin?
bastibro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:04:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever seen this?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:06:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
my family got me into seinfeld and i love it, thought i dont watch it much. Thanks for the entertainment
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:34:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do random people walk up to you and ask you questions?
TheDanW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:39:39 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You need to get Dave Attell on the next season. He's a comic that more people should know about.
MyInspo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:42:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you classify yourself as the poster child for bourgeois bohemian, observational humour?
Coffee-is-greatest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:10:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry please thank your lovely wife for her Cookbooks for me! They have been a godsend!
rlerke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:11:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey! Thanks for the AMA!
Was there ever any skits that any of the other cast members were uncomfortable with? That perhaps you had to change things to suit them?
archer000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:34:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So which car is on your wish list at the moment? Alec Baldwin on CCC was brilliant by the way
Heat_Dish ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well I'm late. I grew up watching your show, and I was stoked to see CCC. Loved the first two seasons. Glad you're more in the spotlight these days!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:58:52 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One question: "What's up with that!?"
Portinski ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:59:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in cars is an amazing series. Keep doing it and plugging it Jerry. I'll be showing it to all my buds.
letsrapehitler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:04:32 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What really happens in Grenyarnia, and how rich do you have to be to visit?
kwed5d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:08:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, you seam to have a general level of respect for everyone. During this AMA you normally start out with complementing the user asking a question. This also seams to reflect how you spend your career. You don't give off the persona that you want to hog the spot light. More so you seam to try your hardest to help everyone be center stage as much or more than you.
My question is, did something happen that compelled you to this level of respect or have you always been a genuinely nice guy?
Benskien ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:30:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
seems like i missed the AMA of the year :(
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how does only 51% of reddit like this AMA?
dudeitsbeenreal ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:54:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Am I the only one reading this with his voice
Year3030 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:56:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Encore Encore! Jerry is still on the front page! :)
Addictinrecovery ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:59:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm always late to the AMA's for some reason.
I have no questions, just sincere appreciation for the years of entertainment that your provided.
Also- Loved you on Howard Stern
psychospacecow ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you even praise the sun?
fede01_8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:22:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfield is overrated. Gimme british comedies any day....
mechakingghidorah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:55 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever do anything like "the contest" episode in real life?
whitenoise630 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there anything you disliked about the show?
RegisFeldman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:01:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
Skyler227 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:37:37 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with that?
t8thgr8 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:24 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is probably way late to the party but
Was that guy Oree from the Comedian documentary the guy Kenny Banya was based off of?
classyd24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever think of teaming up with Ray Romano?
squishyownage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:08:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry I can't stop reading your posts with your unique voice lol.
Paimun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:39:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry do you like Phish?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:48:14 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever visit the real Soup Nazi place after the episode aired?
PartyPoison98 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does CCC have any involvement whatsoever with the original british version "carpool" ?
ObliviousDerpMaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:03 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I hope I'm not late to your AMA, are you a dog person or a cat person? If neither than what?
wanttobeacop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:33:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is/was your favorite Seinfeld episode?
Jethro411 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:09 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sir, if you and Larry David were lost together in a frozen wilderness, who would survive the longest and how would you keep warm?
Sleepytime_Milkshake ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:07:43 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Mr Seinfeld, every where I look in television and movies all I see are Jews portraying people.
I would like to see stories about people I can relate to, far from the shores of nepotism and neurosis.
Can you help me imagine a world where people who have the same instincts as I do get their stories told through mainstream media?
I probably only even have any hope of this because of the character Fiona from Shameless encouraging me that this is even possible
marvinq01 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:47 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to your stand-up comedy show about 10 years ago in Long Beach. It was a first date with a young woman. Anyhow, while trying to find our seats we got lost in the building and security lead us to a secluded elevator.
There was a young woman and a big man in the elevator. I looked over and noticed that the woman was Jennifer Aniston. But my date didn't notice. She had her hand in the crook of my elbow. I tapped her hand and tried to motion her to look 'over there'. She thought I was being affectionate and just hugged my arm.
When we stepped off the elevator I turned to her and said, "Jennifer Aniston was on our elevator! I was trying to signal you to look over!"
For whatever reason she (we eventually got married) is still very skeptical of my story. So I was hoping to ask you, if you remember, do you know whether Jennifer Aniston ever went to your comedy routine in Long Beach around 2003-2004 maybe in March or so?
Branch3s ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:02 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
Flameknight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the nicest thing anyone ever did for you?
dazehill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:38:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld - Your show gives my life the exact amount of lightness it needs. you made everything stupid so important. George Carlin, who I think next to you mastered the art of delivery. George was king of making people hear exactly what he wanted. His airplane bit about (pre-boarding- get on the plane vs. in the plane - seat belts - cabin pressure- roof flies off) do you know this bit? How do you feel it ranks in all time airline bits?
dukeluke2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:56:27 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Reddit AMA makes news. Thanks Jerry. [http://arts.nationalpost.com/2014/01/07/jerry-seinfeld-and-larry-david-working-on-a-big-huge-gigantic-project-together-seinfeld-says/]
JohnDeBore ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:08:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what are your favorite books?
NewOrleansTaints ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:28 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, you said you liked listening to sports radio. What's your favorite sports team and who do you want to win the superbowl?
radar510 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:41:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could only keep one car out of your entire collection, what would it be, and why?
ChanelStel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:52:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In the episode "The Pie," why does the girlfriend refuse to eat the apple pie at Monk's?
XxxRedatoxxX ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:11:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about the sitcoms today, compared to Seinfeld?
amabikaeypabaf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:54:45 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry thanks for the greatest show to DVR when I was in college!
What's the best sandwich you've ever had and why aren't you in any movies?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:53 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just watched a few of the series of CCGC thanks Jerry for your Reddit AMA and also the link to this series, I had no idea! I just loved the first one with Louis CK and then watched a few more. The one with Michael RIchards, is thought provoking. I mean, you drive up in that rustied old super cool factor VW, and then it got better from there. So insightful, into the real lives of some of the greatest movie and TV icons of the 21st century. thanks, going back for more of the series, bookmarked it. http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/
rmerri52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:30:17 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Being the Porsche enthusiast that you are, what is your favorite Porsche of all time?
tootell_92 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:37:35 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, was there any underlying reason to why your arch nemesis was Newman? NO SOUP FOR YOU
chewychewychewy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:53:55 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I'm curious about how comedians in general and you specifically deal with what must be a problem for all live entertainers: getting tired of your own material.
PS: Thanks for providing laughter inducing material to the world!
BorisBoden ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:16 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, CCC is one of the best things I have seen since... 'Seinfeld'. I love the feel it gives, like eavesdropping on old friends sharing stories and laughs together. That, coupled with my love of both coffee and cars. Out of your personal collection(?) of 'drivers', (and you seem quite adept behind the wheel and banging through the gears), what is your favorite? Having been a 'gearhead' my entire life, and have owned and driven many, I was just curious. This was most likely asked before, but I don't know where to begin to look, as I arrived late to the party here. I recall some early stand up shows in Chicago and back then, there was something very special happening. Kudos on all of your work, past, present and future.
asadz786 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:37 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
How big your car collection, where do you store them, and what inspires you to buy the cars you buy?
Thanks.
wikilias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:09 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee w/ Kevin Hart?
wikilias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:18:43 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee w/ Kanye West?
wikilias ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:28:54 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for elaborating on the new script with Larry David. Thanks, Jerry. Thanks a lot. ?
IAmWinter1988 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:15 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Crap, I'm late.
I was going to ask what you thought about Man of Steel, seeing as people seem to either love it or hate it? More specifically what you thought of Superman killing Zod?
hmck24 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:00 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your feelings about ObamaCare?
321musica ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:46 on January 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello from Argentina, I am music composer, what is your interest in selecting the music to your productions? Do you think music is important in film and TV ? Thanks, Love your works
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:34:31 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just in case you come back in here, while i don't have a question i have to say thank you for making the best television show of all time. 'Seinfeld' is truly a classic and not one episode ever gets old to me. To this day nothing has come close to it.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:54 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Comment reminder to come back here
Edit: if you ever read this for whatever reason Jerry, you answered these questions exactly how I thought you would. Thank you!!
yourfaceismycase ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:36:37 on January 16, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
I can't go a single day without watching Seinfeld. Seinfeld is life. I love you, Jerry. That's all.
TB_Fixer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:50:43 on January 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you like and watch the show Top Gear?
cnassr ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:12:37 on January 25, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What percentage of your jokes have you suddenly come up with while sitting on the John? If any, do you keep a special "John" notepad next to it? Cause I've thought of some VERY funny material on the john, but by the time I finished, pulled my pants up and washed my hands, I already forgot it. Comedians have to be prepared at all times, because you never know when "the funny guy" will make his appearance, am i right fellas?
udalan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:13:45 on February 5, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I LOVE comedians in Cars getting Coffee.
Just wanted to tell you I just started to watch it and I'm powering through the episodes. Do you make money from this? It's so awesome.
sjh43 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:29:18 on February 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
gibson_guy77 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:13 on February 21, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was there anyone in the cast (guests included) whom you may have not been too fond of at first, but eventually became good friends?
Etharch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:21 on February 26, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Short and simple. I have two things to ask you Mr. Seinfeld. I've often been compared to Jim Carrey (I'm a young actor for stage), and I tell you that so you kinda sorta can believe me when I say I am a talented actor. My first question is, will you give me the chance to show me acting talent, so hopefully I can make it in Hollywood? And if so, will you meet my Dad? He's the biggest fan of your comedians in cars getting coffee show ever.
dov613 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:54:10 on May 19, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello,
I live in France and we didnt get your show, that is a must in America ...how do you explain it? Also i think lot of yours jokes remind me the one of the tv show "friends" ...do you think you influenced them?
homestarguy ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to be the pirate?
๐๏ธ _Seinfeld ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:31:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Once again, nothing less funny to a comedian than his own material...
[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:34:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
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homestarguy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:20:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha honestly it was a just to check. I wasn't being serious at all, wasn't expecting a reply. Man I'm a dick...sorry Jerry!!!!! :(
homestarguy ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:22:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, wasn't expecting a response. I'm impressed you took the time on a lonely commenter like myself! Sorry for being that fan, Jerry, and thanks for the time answering all of the legitimate (i.e. not mine) comments!
CopOnTheRun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I hope you haven't been reading all of these comments then.
rafael000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite car?
mountainman78 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:13:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, who has the bigger dick, you or Kevin Hart?
rottenart ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:58:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hell-ooo! I just re-watched "Comedian" last night!
I love CCC and it would be so great to be in a restaurant when you and some weirdo come in for coffee and lunch.
Do you send in an advance crew and make sure everyone is going to be cool and then shoot the entrance? You are an inspiration to me and I'm sure that in another life I would be a comedian instead of choosing the obviously more lucrative career of visual artist...
SNESdrunk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I absolutely love CCC, one of my favorite things about it is finding out about comedians who I hadn't heard of before. Who's the funniest comedian you've seen lately that nobody knows about?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would seinfeld be like if it was still on tv?
wildevidence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will taking a "Summer of George" be an improvement on my life?
dudernonymous ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Please describe in detail the proper milk to cereal ratio and by what means it may be achieved.
DanielTaylor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:57:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry!
I have just finished watching "Seinfeld" for the first time and I was wondering what valuable life lesson do you think one can learn from the TV show?
Except for stealing marble ryes, and how to choose appropriate wedding invitations, do you think there is a message, if any, that I should take home after watching Seinfeld?
bdrake25 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I live in Cheyenne, Wyoming and was unfortunately away at college when you performed there. Do you plan on ever coming back and performing a show?
Reecer4 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you in Tucson, AZ about three years ago. Amazing material! I just started watching "Comedians in Cars getting Coffee" about three days ago. Are all the cars in the show yours? Or provided by the producer?
giantsfan97 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
What are your top 5 favorite cereals?
ajpanos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
We know your favorite super hero...who is your favorite villain?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there a Movie that you wish you could have been in?
jpolen28 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was the finale of Seinfeld inspired by Albert Camus' The Stranger?
Freks ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, im a big fan of your standup. Are you funny in private? Is there anyone famous you genuinely dislike as a person?
rorynatkiel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Next time you're in London can we go for a beer (or a coffee)?
reppin-da-U ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, first off, thanks for doing this AMA and communicating with your fans like this. Always a pleasure to see stars go out of their way like that.
So here's my question: my friend and I are going to see you perform at the Hard Rock in Miami on the 31st. What are the chances that we could meet you, if that's even possible? I think I'd be able to die happy after that. Either way, really looking forward to seeing your standup. It's Gold, Jerry!
RSismylife ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:53:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tits or Ass?
Aipre ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:01:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
fumf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How awesome was it dating a 17 year old?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food anyways?
magicmethhat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:12:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This may come off as an extremely offensive idea but my friend and I came up with a premise for a short/film with you and Larry David in it. We both love Curb and grew up on Seinfeld and we want more!! We were thinking of a movie with both of you guys in it. The setting would be 1930-40's Germany. I know, extremely offensive to say the least, but just the thought of you two in a comedy like that kills us. It would kinda have the same feel as Blazing Saddles with a hint of Schindler's List. Do you remember, Schindler's List? Probably not. You were too busy making-out with your girlfriend, Rachel.: ) Anyway, we have thought of a handful of scenes and cant stop laughing about them. Once again, I know I sound like an a.h. but the thought of Larry doing his skeptical stare down, like in Curb, to a nazi officer would be a hoot. Or Larry complaining about how his "uniform" is too restrictive for his golf swing. Or you seeing Larry at a camp for the first time and you say, "Oh my God, Larry. How long have you been here? You look terrible." Larry responds with, "I just got here". I dont know, maybe it's not funny but in my terrible mind it is. I know the holocaust is nothing to joke about but I feel you two comedic geniuses can make anything funny. I apologize if I offended anyone. Thoughts???
theTimHunter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is the Larry King interview the apex of you career? I sure loved it.
southrnctowl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are some of your favorite stand up comedians of all time and why? Who are your favorite up and coming comedians today that we might not know?
themightykevdog ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think are the differences between amateur funny, DJ funny, and professional funny?
DMielach1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many cars do you have and which is your favorite?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your personal favorite/funniest standup bit you've ever done?
jakmassey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What kind of music do you listen to?
yel_10 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm really enjoying Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. It's cool that you can combine several things you really enjoy into one webshow and make it successful. My show, Drinking Beer While Watching TV has not taken off yet.
jasconius ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Any interest in using my Mazda RX-8 for an episode? I will drive it to you.
njcotanch ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the worst joke you've ever told onstage and how was it received?
crewsd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan. Do you think you'll ever retire from comedy? If so, what will you do with your golden years? If not, what are your plans for the future?
Mr_Beef ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who are some relatively new comedians yet to achieve main stream success that you are particularly impressed by?
fluvoxamine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, still watching Seinfeld every day. Must have seen the each episode about 50 times. I saw you in London some years ago. Any plans to come to the Netherlands?
Kyestrike ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the most fun you had at a live standup show?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what do you think your weakest quality as a comedian is?
pdbaird ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:04:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Thanks for taking the time to do this. My question (if you can recall) is who's idea was it to come up with "The Bro" or "Manzier" and how did you convince Jerry Stiller to go along with it?
Brohimian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is a car that you'd like to own but never will?
coffeefilm ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:05:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If Larry never wanted to do Seinfeld, or if you hadn't contacted him and came to discover you wanted to create the show with him, would you still have made a sit-com with another write/comedian, or not do it at all?
moeSzys1ak ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:08:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What comedians that you came up through the ranks with did you think would "make it" but never did?
supermattkelly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Obviously you have a lot of nostalgia for the character Supermanโyou've even worked with him! Do you still follow the comic books that come out today? Any thoughts on the recent Man of Steel movie?
MissTurdnugget ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:11:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What part of the show would you say is closest to reality?
bombadear ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:23:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I couldn't help notice that as the seasons went on, you were dating hotter and hotter women on the show. A stroke of genius.
If you could date any of the characters from the show in real life, who would it be?
sinbysilence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:25:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the single funniest joke anyone has ever told you?
By the way, my boyfriend loves your show and watches reruns all the time.
TaylorDangerTorres ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:26:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could choose what superhero to be, who would you pick?
Bro-Science ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
in the seinfeld episode with the bakery where you eat the black and white cookie. the guy who crushes elaine's foot with the cane, why is his voice so weird when he says sorry?!?! this has bugged me for years.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:29:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
In many cultures, biscuits are the prime choice among accouterments when drinking tea. Do you feel as though, in the progressive society we have today, that one day biscuits will be serious consideration when drinking coffee?
Thanks,
Amir
APlaidZebra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are these pretzels making you thirsty?
guitarnoir ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:39:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, is there any truth to the rumor that you and Bill Gates are getting back together to promote Windows 8?
Rschertell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jer, what does a typical week day look like in your world?
Mandrejev ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:40:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you celebrate Festivus?
tres_chill ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
Would you please comment on Howard Stern?
1) Where does he rank in terms of funniness. Is he one of the funniest people in show business?
2) What is he like (in person)
3) Do you think he is one of the greatest interviewers of our time?
Kevintage ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I understand you're an avid Porsche collector. Which is your favourite?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
two questions that I just need to ask. 1. How are you? 2. do you feel like there are subjects where someone just cannot make tasteful jokes about, or is there something to laugh about in everything?
arpanbandhu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
When you are at a party, do people accuse you of using your material to be funny?
redemptionquest ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're a huge Superman fan, do you still regularly read the comics and watch the cartoons?
How'd you feel about the recent Man of Steel movie?
Fergus_CL ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what are the Mets' chances in 2014?
Ernst_Shackleton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the longest its ever taken you complete a task, whether it was elated to comedy or not? If you don't answer that, would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
ladbanter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How was it to reunite with the cast of Seinfeld on Curb and how did it compare with the original finale?
rd79winters ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I'm sure you get this often, but I just wanted you to know that I grew up on Seinfeld and that my sense of humour was very much shaped by your show. My question is this; and I've been thinking about it all year:
As a huge fan of Superman, what did you think of Man of Steel? I'm assuming you saw it...
drbeer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In your post-TV career, has there been any loose ideas/stand up jokes that you thought would make a great "Seinfeld" episode?
TopOfTheWhirled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, I'm a huge fan. As in I've seen every episode of Seinfeld multiple times and celebrate Festivus every year. That being said, is there anything you would do differently from the show if you could go back? Any joke that you cringe when you hear, or episode that rubs you the wrong way?
Thanks for doing the AMA! Great answers so far!
a7xxx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, Mr. Seinfeld! I absolutely adore your work. As a huge car fan, I was wondering: What is your favorite car you own? What is a car you wish you had?
Jmunnny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, which episode of Seinfeld has stuck with you all these years later? Also, you're a genius.
Professor_Snarf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What's Colin Quinn really like?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't know if this has been answered already..But what is your favorite gag/joke that did not make it to the final cut?
Also, huge fan :)
bhawks52 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I am a HUGE fan of yours and I hope you answer this. My cousin was recently in a movie with Larry Thomas (the soup Nazi), is there anyone who has made as big of an impact as Larry did being a minor character in a tv series?
duhhuh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
It had to be bittersweet to end the Seinfeld series:
i_have_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, thanks for doing this AMA.
Xenocide321 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, throughout all your travels, who has been your favorite celebrity to meet?
mondeus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
First of all i want to thank you for the many times you have made me laugh, i just love the show Seinfeld.
After seeing your photo on your website http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/ did you know that you look a lot like "Gilbert Godfried" ?
ThisBadUsername ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:09:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry my dad just like every other teenager is in love with you and the show, is there anyway i could get an autograph from you to give to my dad. See I kinda disappoint him a lot and I feel like if I did this he would really be happy so what do you say jerry? Could you hook me up to give my dad an awesome gift . Is there anything I can do to make you do this for me
Pringlescanstan ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry wil u suk mi dic
Kapnx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
tits or ass?
Champo3000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:18:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! Thank you for taking time from your day to be with us! My question is can we expect a sequel to Bee Movie? I went with a friend and we were the only two grown adult males in a sea of children laughing at bits that went right over their heads.
kwyjiboe ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hello! just this morning, my shoelace touched the floor of the mensroom floor, and I wanted to throw that lace out.
your work has influenced me in a big way. what's the funniest way that it has influenced other people (which you know of) ?
befree904 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:20:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry would you do reunion show and if so where would it be and why
astikoes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:40:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Suppose you were to create a 'Seinfeld' video game, what would it be about, what would be the main game mechanics, and would you be able to get the entire cast of the show to do the character voices?
Jaguar1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just came here to say- Hellllllooooooooooooooo Jerry (belly voice)
theunseendonger ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you ever jizzed in a shoebox? serious q
TOTALLY GNAR!
Spoonner ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:12:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First off, let me just say that I love your show. It's one of the only things my 75 year old grandad, 40 year old mother, 28 year old uncle, and myself have in common; no matter how hairy things get I can always say "No soup for you!" and things will be okay.
My question is, where did the idea for you and Elaine to be ex-lovers come from? I always thought it was interesting how despite their history it was always just kind of a fact and never an obstacle in their relationship.
Also, why do you think that Seinfeld has had the impact it has? People are even celebrating Feetivus, all from your show. Is there one thing you can pin down as the reason for its "cult" success?
Thanks for doing this, keep doing what you're doing.
SirNuggington ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:13:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bullshit. You won't answer this.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I doubt this'll get answered, Jerry, buried amongst these great inquiries. But I get referred to ALOT as a "Kramer" like character. Would you consider that an insult?
koolaidalicious ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously though. "What is the deal?"
xxxzombie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:28:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck/marry/kill. Elaine, George's mom, Jerry's mom. GO!
guerochuleta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:42:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good Day Mr. Seinfeld,
I wanted to see what your take on Michael Richards' racism scandal a few years ago. Comedy is typically on the edge of what is in people's psyche anyway, do you think what happened to him would have been easy to happen to anyone?
esqeverell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:15:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
i saw you in vegas, mr. seinfeld, thank you for the enjoyable evening.
by the way what is your stand on abortion?
NeckFace ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you fuck julia louis-dreyfus??
lolcone ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:33:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this decreasing in upvotes?
GaryNOVA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:39:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Because he's gone, and people want him back. It's actually kind of a compliment.
BigFatBaldLoser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:48:35 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
ClumsyNaveed99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Baba Booey! Loved you on Howard Stern recently.
Jerlko ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:38:10 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ask me anything? Ask me anything! Why do we always have to ask? What are we asking? The only thing people really care about are the answers! I don't care what you ask me, but I do care about answers. This isn't an ask me anything! We should call it an answer anything!
triggerhappy899 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:18 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I just wanted to say that I grew up watching Seinfeld. It was incredible having a show that helped my family bond. It would mean the world to us if you could give me (cory), my mom (Marty), my father (tony), and my brother (Ryan) a shout out. Your show provided us with laughs for years and I truly am grateful.
My favorite episode was probably the Rogers chicken episode where you picked up cosmos quirks, it was perfect and spot on!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:38 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with air plane food?
mlegs ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, hello! What are your three fave Porsches?
GMUSSTN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I'm a huge fan of your show, stand up, and CCC. I'm a huge car guy and love seeing all the awesome classics you roll out. Do you own all the cars that show up on CCC or do you have to borrow some from other collectors?
Repor99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever considered a Seinfeld Reunion Special or Movie?
johnfoof ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:07:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm going to see you at the end of January at the Hard Rock in Florida, any chance I could get a handshake, autograph or something cool?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:36:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most Jewish thing you've ever witnessed?
Tadaseth ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:57:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the most funniest simple joke you know?
MarvinTheAndroid42 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:42:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Most funniest? that 'est' bit is there to replace the word most, not go alongside it. Funniest isn't even a word.
todd_gak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:57:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any up and coming comedians that you think are close to your style of comedy?
pootsforever ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Bee movie 2?
aaronshekey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If the show were around today do you think any of the plots on https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday would make it passed the pitch stage?
An example if you haven't seen it https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/status/328919632218058754
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:08:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with airline food?
samvacc ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 19:04:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
blustermonkey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, your show got my friends and I through high school and college, I've seen your live show in the NC/SC area several times now, and am a big fan of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
Which brings me to my question. When can we go get coffee? I'll name my first born after you and can be on a flight at a moments notice.
*I'd also like to note I'm not insane.
TheNannerpuss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
1) What was the most difficult thing you had to deal with when you were working on Seinfeld? Could be anything from studio interaction to filming, etc. 2) What's your best story from your time on the show? 3) Were you a funny kid growing up? Did adults in your life encourage you to get into comedy, or was it something you evolved mostly on your own? 4) How's the weather in Grenyรคrnia?
whoiswillo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite joke, and why?
jamesphoward ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you take your coffee?
addictedtoaltoids ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, it's an honor!
My question is: has anyone ever confused you with Ray Romano?
Zoso99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your personal favourite episode of seinfeld? mine would be the one when kramer gets hooked on the chicken.
MUEYGRANDE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:15:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Who's your favorite Superman villain? Mine's Bizarro.
Also, saw you in Charleston, WV a few weeks back, and you were amazing.
Edit: grammar.
FoamGod ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you be touring anytime soon?
Teenbasketballstar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your personal favorite episode of Seinfeld?
dustlesswalnut ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When do you think Seinfeld might go the streaming route? Are you in control of that decision at all? Do you know off the top of your head how many stations you're syndicated on every day?
I cut the cord years ago and miss my weekly Seinfeld infusion.
busheys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
They have rotating blocks of episodes on Crackle which you can stream online, xbox love, roku and elsewhere. It's pretty good in a pinch.
dustlesswalnut ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:34:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All I ever got Crackle to do was show me 140p ads and then sputter out.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:20:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yes I would like more access to Seinfeld. I mean, I have a couple season on DVD...but they're on DVDs. Ugh.
newtang ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you ever tempted to restart your show after it ended? I remember thinking that if Seinfeld came back on the air for a season, it would be huge.
MicFury ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I heard about CCC. What would be the one thing you would say to me that would convince me to watch it? Also, is it available online? I'm not a cable user.
bravo90 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you get me tickets to your show in kitchener, ontario, Canada. I tried so many times to get tickets but I couldn't :( please help!
Peabush ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:49:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. I hated your show. Happy New Year.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite European city and why?
mtthmmnd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:16:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you're an arrogant dick head. I grew up watching your "Seinfeld" with my father, but after seeing you flip out on/at Larry King, I haven't liked you since.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:05:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have fallen very far as a comedian, from being the highest paid actor on tv with a salary of 5 million per episode to making webisodes for free and pandering to the nostalgic user base of a glorified nerd forum. Do you feel that your career is coming to a close and that you have long since receded into obscurity? And do you think that you should think that?
[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 19:11:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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MarvinTheAndroid42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:45:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, that wasn't a silly thing to ask at all. I mean, if anything, you could at least just stop at the end of the bold sentence. Now it's just rude.
Bmc00 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you crazy? You do realize that there will be about a million questions here right? Have fun!
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:16:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have any desire to start another sitcom?
coadyj ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
focus ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:09:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow you are a douche now, Jerry. It was a good thing you quit after Seinfeld.. you had definitely hit your peak. I saw you at Caesars in Vegas 4 years ago or so and I was very sorry I paid $75 a ticket to see you.. your routine sucked. It was a shame too because I had wanted to see you do stand-up for a long time. I just watched your web series with Louis CK and it is so bad I had to close the browser window after 5 minutes.. complete garbage. You aren't naturally funny. It's amazing how unfunny celebrities/comedians are in real life when they aren't reading from a script.
dshaw31 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How are you feeling about the Mets this year? If they get a decent shortstop they can make a Wild Card push, I think.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
First of all, on behalf of my entire household (especially my mom), you are awesome Mr. Seinfeld! I have 2 questions for you. First of all, what has been your favorite episode of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee to film?(Besides Larry David - you guys always look like you're having way too much fun together). Second, I have a friend aspiring to be a stand up comic. Whats your #1 piece of advice when getting into the industry?
lukehopewell1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airplane peanuts?
BillMurraysTesticle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Long time fan of everything you do! Do you think you'll ever have Bill Cosby and/or Jimmy Fallon on CCC? Thanks!
Nizpee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can we get coffee sometime? Preferably we'd drive a car to get there
blikjemaize ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say thanks for the laughs, Jerry!
UncleOscar420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the most memorable thing a fan ever said to you about the show?
plankthetank ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite scene you remember doing in Seinfeld?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:59:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
With it being a number of years from the end of the show, what is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
greenspank34 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld and why?
worthless_spells ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favourite album, movie, book, and/or video game of 2013?
HandSack135 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the modern-day sitcoms? Thanks so much!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:00:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has their been a comedian that you really want to interview for CCC that you haven't been able to interview yet?
murlyy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:01:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your absolute favourite Porsche to drive?
no_one_cares_for_you ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who were your biggest influences growing up. What inspired you to get into comedy
evansmith182 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which actor got you to break character the most on Seinfeld?
SlobBarker ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan of your work! Thanks for doing this AMA. Which episode of Seinfeld was your favorite to shoot, and which is your favorite to watch?
Also, any chance of a Bee Movie sequel? You look good in stripes.
jake10house ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could get onto the cast of any modern comedy (which you obviously could, I just mean if you put in the time) what show would it be?
thekillercook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld, who was your fav bit player on Seinfeld? Also best guest on ccc?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you drive well in snow?
TheNoisyNinja ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recall reading and/or hearing that you once had an idea of having a Seinfeld reunion episode or segment where all four of you just get out of jail, go to the coffee shop and the first line was, "well, that was rough."
What are the odds any sort of "follow up" would be filmed for Seinfeld (although not counting the one on Curb Your Enthusiasm, I suppose).
Tbauschek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Besides your Porsche collection, which car are you most proud of owning?
jemumaw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you really keep the Seinfeld set? If yes, why?
brothgar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, your comedy has brightened many a day in my past. Your CCC episode with Louis CK was just wonderful. From the quirky italian car to the boat and boat story. The chemistry between you two was awesome. And it's just great to witness such a down to earth connection between two great comedians. Have you ever asked Louis to have a cameo or guest appearance on his show? Would you both be down with something like that? Also... where does he live :p. His logic was flawless though, he would just get people ringing anyway for you to show up at the door.
jabb0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any memories of Cleveland Ohio?
polloyumyum ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, love CCC, I hope you continue to do it for many seasons to come.
Question: Is there someone you've met that no matter how many times you've been around eachother you just can't get along? Or maybe that person just does not like you, whether you know why or not but it kind of annoys you? Who and why?
Shredd5211 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How big is your sneaker collection? Do you have a favorite pair?
mrw423 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
At this point in your long career, do you still have hecklers every now and again?
Jdeguzman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Ricky Gervais crap his pants when you drove him around? I like to think he did.
JoshNarkson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you wish for "Comedians in Cars getting Coffee" to eventually be on network tv? Or do you want to keep it on Crackle? Thanks for all the years of laughs, btw
killerado ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you have one piece of advice for someone who wants to succeed in stand up comedy, what would that be?
gabrielapetrie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Some scientists are writing that dogs poop in alignment with the Earth's magnetic field. What do you make of that, Jerry?
Uncrtae ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! If you could rearrange your favorite baseball team, The Mets, to have your lineup of choice, what current players would you like at each position? Including a starter as well.
ryallen23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who's funnier off camera? Jason or Michael?
zoninoz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
There's a lot of shows inspired by Seinfeld. Which one do you consider the best ?
lcrivers816 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a Jordan Shoe collection? You had an episode where you were wearing a pair of Jordan 4's.
raytrace75 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think is a better actor, Jason or Micheal?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:04:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld! been a fan of your work for a long time. Loving your new series CCC!
Have you seen Pete Holm's New Material Senfield? Do you find this to be an accurate representation of your style of standup?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What were your Seinfeld co-stars like off-screen? Were they relatively similar to their on-screen counterparts or completely different?
Tbauschek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Starting over during the movie Comedian, what was the most frustrating part of retiring your old material?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how does it feel knowing your show makes millions of people laugh even to this day, years after its been rerun so many times?
elvisonrepeat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who are some up and coming comedians you are into?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite current comedian?
Banoofee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you often get fans asking you to tell them a joke?
karlssson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one thing outside of comedy that you would love to do?
lactoseintolerants ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you rather eat a stick of butter or two jars of mayonnaise? PLEASE RESPOND
Fosdef ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which fake movie from Seinfeld was your favorite? Cry Cry Again?Deathblow?
nagasakiboomboom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what was your favorite show to do outside of Seinfeld?
dreamerkid001 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What advice would you give to a kid like me, just starting out trying to be a stand up comic?
soam108 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is the Howard Stern episode going to air and will you visit his show again soon?
debowbow311 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with those little straws bars put in their mixed drinks?
timof ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was your favourite episode of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee to shoot from the upcoming season?
Can't imagine there was any that were funnier than your one with Louis.
etobs13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you ever be interested in producing (or even remaking) a show similar to Seinfeld, or do you think it should be laid to rest?
Bigazzry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:05:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What gives you the drive to still create? I think a lot of people would have been hesitant to keep going after the enormity of Seinfeld's success.
jimmer109 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did the show Seinfeld display an accurate representation of your life? How different was it in the years before it aired? Thanks. Saw you live in Moncton and you're my hero.
Dwnvte ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - thanks for all your humor. Loved your show, loved you guys on Curb. Big fan of your new series as well
You have one drive left in your life before the world ends. It can be anywhere. Which car (which Porsche...), where do you go, and who goes with you?
FearOfTheDock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever have to use the 'Robin Williams' alarm during a stand-up set?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
Can a non funny person learn how to be funny? How would one do that?
I mean, I can be funny spontaneously on occasion, but not on demand. Can I study and learn how to be funny on demand?
senorglory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
egglestone, I demand that you make us laugh, right now!
MarkDG ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
FUCK_THE_BANKERS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's a good question to ask Jerry Seinfeld?
Kimmeri ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry! Watching comedians in cars, it seems like you have a wickedly good memory. You are able to recall stories about gigs and other comedians so easily. Does a good memory help you as a comedian also?
PhilipMcNally ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Loved the CCC with Louis Ck. Can you tell us who else is going to be in the 3rd season?
magnusmuldoon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jery big fan do u still chat with Krame, Garge Elane and the whole gang
dudernonymous ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:06:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How difficult was it to refrain from getting a MASSIVE erection in the episode where George is an underwear model? Or were you as engorged as the rest of us?
ZacharyCallahan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:10:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you feel ending Seinfeld (the series, not you cuz you're still alive), why did you decide it was time to end your show at that specific point?
notadoctorlink ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:10:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think that Larry David would have had as much success with Curb Your Enthusiasm if it weren't for Seinfeld? Obviously both are fantastic shows but would it have been as popular as it was if it weren't for Seinfeld?
leftyblack ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:10:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the best stand up comic of all time?
newsballs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:11:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jary, big fan. how often you imagen your life, but modern day?
D14BL0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really love your Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee series. It's surprisngly fun to just sit here and watch two comedians shoot the shit with each other and talk about life.
If you could take any comedian in history, alive or dead, on the show with you, who would it be, and why?
PM_ME_YOUR_SWEATER ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:19:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would be your advice to someone still semi-new to standup comedy, trying to find their voice? I've heard it takes years and years, obviously I'm not looking for a quick fix (unless you have one, then stop holding out on me), but I've really been struggling with writing material and having a presence that I feel properly reflects me.
PS, I got a belated Christmas gift from a friend yesterday that is a painting of you. So there's that.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:23:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How challenging was writing the show once you knew you had a certain standard of excellence to uphold? It still baffles my mind how you guys came up with comedic gold every single week.
_killer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite Cheeseburger?!?!?
SharkWeekJunkie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:25:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know it's not proper to ask about money, but I'm going to anyway. Is this figure accurate: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/jerry-seinfeld-networth/ ?
jutct ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite Porsche? If I saw you on the street what's the best way to say hi without being annoying?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:28:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Looking back at your stand up career, what material of yours are you most proud of?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:30:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
1.) Is there ever a chance you would do another Sitcom? Maybe even similar to Louie?
2.) Would you ever consider going on the Opie and Anthony Show or Ron and Fez show on SiriusXM? Those are my favorite radio shows and it would just be a great mixture of my personal favorite comedy things in life! Thanks
OgreHooper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:31:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there any resentment among comedians for individuals who managed to skip the nights of open mics or fillers and get work? I've noticed this is big in the midwest, but I feel like in New York those who have struggled to make a name just big enough to get booked regularly in small places get upset when someone skips the lowest rungs of the ladder.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:31:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ahhh this is the best AMA ever!!
After all the years of Seinfeld, would you say that the group has formed a similar friendship in real life?
herpberp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:34:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. can you buy some reddit gold and give it to me?
RomneysBainer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the most crass thing Larry David ever did?
/big LD fan
LaGreenZoro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:37:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My biggest dissapointment in the show is that you never got to do the "Newmenium" 2000 episode, where Newman through an epic New Year's bash in hopes of kissing Elaine.
Did you guys ever have any plans or ideas for how that episode would have played out?
ProbablySpamming ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Ovaltine?
aviddaydreamer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many girls have you had sex with? For science....
super_kewl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite meal?
and
Spicy mustard or the other kind?
NeCornilius ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey there Jerry, any talks of a Seinfeld movie??
Also come over for dinner some time.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:40:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you regret calling that guy a n-gg-r at the comedy club a while ago?
trog12 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why do they have razor blade disposal cans on airplanes?
TruGabu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever pooped a balloon?
SuperPantry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
sup
ILoveLamp9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Mr. Seinfeld,
What is your favorite TV show of all-time?
Signed,
Someone who watches Seinfeld everyday at work.
Sosken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:41:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your favorite comedy shows at the moment?
gavadude ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:42:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Batman's better than Superman
taft ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite restaurant on manhattan?
banana-viking ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is there soup for you?
shunug ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, What was the process for writing each episode of Seinfeld?
Ballacaust3000 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think does the best impression of you? My friend does one, where he yells and his voice gets high and kind of cracks a little. It's pretty good. You should also see his Robert De Niro.
sixpointnine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any topic that comes up in the course of a day there is a Seinfeld episode that covers it. Which Seinfeld show do you think does this more than the rest?
Lastaria ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you like best. Daddy or chips?
MP4-4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This might have already been asked but what's your favorite episode of Seinfeld? Favorite moment of your career?
illiniry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the very first bit you ever did on stage? What was the first bit you repeated?
trusk89 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:43:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you feel the show Seinfeld has been an important step in your career?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a go to joke that is guaranteed to get a laugh from most people?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is there anything you still feel like you need to accomplish comedically, or have you reached your artistic goals?
Likes_the_cold ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:44:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! I'm a huge fan! I used to watch Seinfeld with my mom every night and every year for my birthday she would buy me a season of Seinfeld on DVD, until i had every season. How often do you travel around and do standup? hitting up St. Louis anytime soon?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:45:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you Seinfeld. I hate everything about you.
danrom9431 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:34:15 on January 10, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
cmon man give the guy a break
BillCuttingsOn ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I thought Bee movie was great, do you have any plans for any more animated films or children movies?
sixpointnine ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is your username in protest to private variables in conventional computer programming standards? seinfeld would have meant private. _Seinfeld suggests both private "" and public "S"(uppercase)
edit: underscore lowercase letter appears to be code for italic. Almost tempted to create a username as such to see what happens
odoroustobacco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm a huge fan of your work.
That said, what happened when you got pulled over with Chris Rock? (Fun fact: the diner that you're right by was 5 minutes from where I went to college!)
swizzle_sticks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
any hope of Seinfeld return or another cameo on Curb Your Enthusiasm?? You're a legend by the way!
SoylentGene ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Hey Jerry, you were my hero growing up, and in many ways you still are. Just wanted to say thanks for everything!
RHoskies ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:47:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite Porche ever made?
applepi66 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel to be at the White House on New Year's Eve? You seemed a little nervous...
Nonetheless awesome job! Huge fan of Seinfeld and it's awesome to finally see you do an AMA!
likebandits ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I really liked the 'Bee Movie.' Do you have any other similar projects in the works?
GimmeABreak_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is the final winner between George and you in "The Contest"???
McKoijion ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think has the best car collection? (Besides yourself, of course.) Jay Leno? Ralph Lauren? Some random guy you ran into at Pebble Beach?
DaHalfAsian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was/is the most enjoyable person you've ever worked/working with?
MatthewCrawley ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which are some of your favorite episodes of CCC?
justaskin1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the AMA. Just curious, how is your relationship nowadays with THIS Larry?
Casemods ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are you trying to say?
I_Are_The_Coach ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the cheat code combo to level 8 of mike tysons knockout?
sib2972 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still in contact with Julia, Michael, Jason and/or Larry? How have your relatonships with them changed since the show ended?
mamiller93 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you grab coffee with me?
MrIvysaur ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I am an enormous fan of yours. Seinfeld is my all-time favorite TV show, and you are my favorite comedian.
I have this weird idea that all the contemporary popular comedians all have each other's cell phone numbers and text/call each other somewhat often. Obviously you must have a bunch of their numbers since you call one every episode of CCC. Is there any truth to my idea?
Do you /calltext Chris Rock and/or Sarah Silverman and/or other famous comedians? (Do you text at all? It seems like something you wouldn't be gung-ho about.) Do you often hang out with friends who are comedians, or are most of your friends non-comedy people?
eccentrickd ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:48:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi! Do you enjoy Archer?
Youre_Fucking_Gross ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuk you jerry Seinfeld you sukdickd, in Watchmen 2 Youll never make the big screen cmon brah why so gay is my qestion?
ChadMoran ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love Seinfeld, saw you live in Seattle.
HOW MUCH DID THE JACKET COST?!
vyvern ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there going to be more episodes from ccc with other cast members of seinfeld (Jason Alexander, Wayne Knight, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) ? I loved the episode with Michael Richards, seeing the old crew together and all.
Epsilon123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry big fan here, have there been episodes of Seinfeld which you felt could have made better?
Lochcelious ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! What are some names we have to look forward to for season 3 of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Do you have a particular episode from season 3 you like or are looking forward to doing? Thank you for sharing your time and thoughts with us!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I must say, you look damn good for 59.
Onto my question though, beyond New York, what is your favourite city? What is your favourite city to perform in or even just your most enjoyable travel experience? In the US or just anywhere in the world.
jofish09 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I'm in Argentina now, and the people in my office here still watch Seinfeld religiously. "Funny Guy!" is a phrase commonly said during work hours. Did you think that your show would be so popular that people in other countries watch in English and even learn English to understand the show?
Thanks in advance
treewillow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My brother wants to know if you would buy him a new snowmobile.
supcram ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr.Seinfeld thanks for doing an AMA and thanks for all the laughter and joy you've given me over the years! How was your experience in co writing and co producing the movie bee compared to that of anything else youve worked on?
memetherapy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you actually mad at Larry King?
athornton436 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, monstrous fan here. (I'm not actually a monster FYI). I have just move to Chicago to take sketch-writing, stand up and improv classes at Second City. Do you have any advice for someone who is just starting out in the world of comedy?
bitbot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know the story behind this?
juggalofr33k ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite all time car? And how many of them do you own?
Mario_Ramil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How long did it take you from the moment you started comedy till you got the show?
Conjugal_Burns ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you're a big Superman fan, what did you think about Man of Steel?
Conjugal_Burns ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why is this question getting downvoted??
dezerttim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What car (past or present) of your collection is your favorite?
What car or cars did you have a chance to buy, didn't and now regret?
MikeOrtiz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My favorite episode of Seinfeld was the Soup Nazi, what was yours?
shainajoy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to thank you for making such a fantastic show. I went through awful break up right before Christmas and my birthday and Seinfeld was the ONE thing that had me laughing and feeling like myself again. I can't thank you enough for helping me through one of my toughest times. Thank you Jerry!
goleafsgo13 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has entertainment industry reacted to the Michael Richard's incident?
conkersquirrel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch any of the current sitcoms? Do you have a favourite?
benq86 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
soo, are you going to replace letterman?
Kancer86 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you actually met Kenny Kramer, the man Cosmo was based off of, in real life? If so, how close is the depiction?
bitchnutt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You're new show is awesome! Are those cars yours, and was it all a ruse just to be able to drive them more often haha
ImAjustin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can I just get a Hellooo.... Justin.
Itll make my day. Please! also say hi to Lanie for me.
bone-storm ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How are you today?
Panterra8905 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which power ranger is your favorite?
superschmerin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you surprised by Michael Richards racist outburst at his stand up show in 2006?
deadwizard ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - huge fan here.
I remember reading something you said (or watching, was quite a while back so can't remember) - that you hate lazy people, or you hate laziness in general. In particular, that (if I remember right) you dislike it when people don't have time for their family because they are tired after work.
Can you please elaborate on that? A person like you is ultimately busy, and if you key us in on the secret of how you achieve work-life balance, and what your general priorities in life are it might be an eye opener for those of us who do think that we can't work hard and still spend enough time with our families.
Tomarush ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is one of the funniest experiences of your life?
DrBoltz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the nearest object around you that you can use to survive in an Island with no signal and total isolation for 2 weeks.
Skratti ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:51:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to find your all time favorite scene from Seinfeld on youtube and send it to me.. what would it be?
Lawn_Dinosaurs ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could redo the finale of Seinfeld would you? If so what/how would you change it?
WhiteyFisk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think are some of the greatest bits / riffs in the history of standup comedy?
profitloss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan, Jerry!
I was curious.... what made you use your real name for the name of the character? Why not pick a different name like most other shows do?
MyInquisitiveMind ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on new form sitcoms like Arrested Development and Community?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you play golf?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No need to exaggerate, it's only been... oh shit, it has been about 40 years, hasn't it?
IroN_MiKe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are there any actors that you've wanted to work with?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
ulthraan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
I have to say I watched Seinfeld growing up with my dad and it was one of the things that made us connect through my teens, and am grateful for you being there to make us laugh together.
I remember seeing you in a interview once where you had said that what annoys you most about people is laziness, and how people will avoid doing simple everyday things, such as shower, out of laziness.
So I was wondering what is one quality that you find most appealing in people?
ebroify ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, after seinfeld you all went your own ways, but in your web series you talked with Michael Richards. Do you keep in touch with the other members of the cast? Were you ever close, and could you say that's changed over the years?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
did you ever consider doing seinfeld under a different name? like kevin james did King of Queens as Doug Heffernan. If so, what names did you consider?
eatingaboook ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! This is such a nice surprise for me to catch this AMA on my first day of maternity leave. I would have missed it without this baby in my belly!
I'm a huge fan of yours, and one of my absolute favorite things about you is something I noticed about you on several Seinfeld episodes. I haven't heard anyone else mention it, but when I bring it up to people, they do realize it too - it seems sometimes after jokes on the show, you have a hard time NOT laughing at yourself. There's usually a small smirk and it looks like you're having a hard time holding in laughter. Did you, or anyone else on the show ever notice? Was it ever an issue? It's hilarious to me, makes me happy. I'm glad it happened.
I'm really excited to even get the chance to ask you something, and excited to read your other replies. Hope you enjoy your coffee, thank you for being so wonderful! :)
manimhungry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld! You're a legend and we appreciate everything you do!
Two questions for you:
I guess that's three questions.
tagjim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Your Comedians In Cars show with Michael Richards was one of the best of the whole series. Do you think Michael will ever be able to get over the Laugh Factory incident enough to do comedy full time again?
5coolest ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Mr. Seinfeld. I'm too young to have seen your show when it was on air but I have seen it being rerun. It's very fun and enjoyable. The question I have is, how much of the show was based on your life and the lives of your friends as opposed to just creative screen writing?
_Boywonder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry,
I've always wanted to try stand up, but never quite had the nerve to. What was your first performance like? And, do you have any tips or pointers for someone's first act?
leshake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do the wicker seats ever pinch?
Soci0path ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How has the success of SEINFELD affected your life, and how does it still?
boooooooooooop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
As a Superman fan, how do you feel about "Man of Steel?" That movie bummed me out, man.
I_am_up_to_something ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How's the coffee?
sheriffrancis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you be making another sitcom on tv or a Seinfeld re-union?
MatthewCrawley ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who do you think is the greatest comedian of our time, besides Gallagher?
middletonts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you beat Duncan Meyer in a foot race in real life?
RickGehman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Every year, in Philadelphia, we BEG you to call into Sports Talk to win us Eagles season tickets. The host gives the tickets to the person who has the "best celebrity" call in. The host is a HUGE Seinfeld fan and it's a lock that if you call in, we will win.
Why do you never call for us?
commenthistorian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel sitcoms have evolved in the past decade? Do you think Seinfeld has had an influence on mainstream comedy?
ipitythefool420 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I wasn't a fan of the episode of "Seinfeld" where you mocked Marlee Matlin. I'm not sure if that was your intention or not.
What are your thoughts on Kramer?
kollajagflyger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! How good contact do you have with the 'Seinfeld' family nowadays? I love Seinfeld but I reeeally love the bloopers aswell, I laugh and cry at the same time! :D is it ok to aaalmost like the bloopers more than the show? XD lots of love!
Zoran181 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats up with that?
Biddo97 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't really have a question, which is a shame, but i just wanted to say that i love your standup, and that Seinfeld is my favorite show ever. People think im crazy because i'm 16 and my favorite show is Seinfeld, but i dont think any other show has stood the test of time as well as Seinfeld.
sometimescash ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What does yada yada yada mean?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't look far enough down to see if anyone had asked it previously but has anyone asked about this yet http://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1ufm2z/how_seinfeld_should_have_ended/
I thought it was a interesting way to end it and would love Jerry's thoughts on it. Was it tough to find an ending to a show that proclaimed itself to be about nothing? At what point did you decide "Hey I think we've done enough here lets end it" ? Thanks for doing this as well.
Levarien ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I just wanted to say that I started baking just so I could make Babkas and Marble Ryes.
My question: Do you follow any comedies that are currently on television? If so, do you see anything of Seinfeld in them?
jdgmental ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:52:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ever watched episodes from "Louie"? There are reviews out there considering it groundbreaking as Seinfeld was back in 1990s. How do you think it fits with today's TV?
vabanque ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think about board games?
squidPooN ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Excited for Peterborough?
Inann ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, HUGE fan. Seinfeld reruns kept me from losing it over the holidays one year, thanks for that. Do you remember meeting me at the Improv in San Diego 22 years ago? Sure you do! ha. You talked to people after the show, that was pretty cool. You were a lot nicer than Richard Belzer, he was kind of a dick.
CertainlyNotNicky ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit. I'm always late.
On a scale of 1-10, how ironic do you think it is that Jason Alexander now has a fuller head of hair than yours?
Do you have any advice for me?
Should I panick now, or later?
PhilKesselsCookies ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just wanted to thank you for giving my Dad endless Seinfeld quotes to use on a daily basis.
foxbox87 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, when you and Greg Giraldo and Gwyneth Paltrow were on the panel of the Marriage Ref I thought it was one of the quirkiest, most unexpectedly hilarious blends of comedy I'd seen in such a long time!! Also, you're my all-time favorite comedian. Quick question: were there any plot lines in Seinfeld that were never aired for one reason or another that you always wished would have been?
Some_Annoying_Prick ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:53:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the inspiration behind 'the bet' episode?
fieldallen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Neo-Nazi's? They love Hitler, but they claim the Holocaust never happened. Sounds like there might be small hiccup in their philosophy.
GhostOfWhatsIAName ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you think you will top the POTUS AMA in karma?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:55:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you love me?
1115Soldier ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you listened to Wale's two mixtape based on your very popular show? i have every season on dvd and have watched your show with my father ever since i can remember, its a huge base for our bonding, and it was a nice suprise seeing you do an AMA today! thanks for taking time out of your day for us!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you take me for a spin in one of your cars?
Mr_Tulip ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you feel about bourbon?
John243 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you feel like you ended Seinfeld too soon or did you end when and how you planned?
BraveSock ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
Jerry!
I've always been a huge fan and absolutely love CICGC being a car guy as well. How many cars do you own? Which is your most valuable? Favorite? I envy your cars immensely.
Edit: To the person who downvoted this, please die a fiery death.
kadylady14 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not a question but...You are the most talented guy. You make my day -julie
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw you show in Vegas. I did not enjoy it that much. But I do like your other work. What's your favourite cookie?
WhiteyFisk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:56:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Since standup comedy styles change over time, how is your approach to standup comedy different now than it was when you first started many years ago?
FirestormFRS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, huge fan of CCC.
What cars this year and the next few years are you looking forward to the most? What are your thoughts on the Singer 911?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you yahoo ?
nimsu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any new collaborations coming up with Wale?
Ascurtis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't have a question, I just want to tell you that Sienfeld changed my life. It is, hands down, the single greatest part of my childhood. It kept me happy, kept me sane. No matter what happened in my life I could go home and sit down and be happy watching Sienfeld. I did it every day. I still watch at least an episode every day, no exceptions. Thank you.
BitchlmTheShit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you smash Elaine or what?
dougbobbit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who does the best Jerry Seinfeld impression that you've ever met?
bkonstans1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I grew up watching Seinfeld; it's one of my favorite shows of all time. I heard that there is a reference to Superman in every single episode - is that true? Thanks!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan here!
In the Seinfeld "Reunion" on Curb, you mentioned how you "already screwed up one ending" and that you didn't want to screw another one up.
Did you personally have any problems with the Seinfeld finale? Were there times where you thought you should have done it differently? Or were you overall satisfied with how everything ended?
Thanks you for many years of laughter and for doing this AMA
O1234567891O ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you could, would you be a full time commentator for the Mets?
midnitewarrior ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, which shows on TV are hidden gems or underrated? What should I be watching that I'm probably not already watching? I want to laugh!
Calitexgirl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you bring back the Marriage Ref? That show was awesome. Just please bring in a different ref/host.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
How did you get over the creepy factor when sleeping with one of your staff who was 19?
Proof
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what is your favorite food/drink craving to satisfy?
conversely, what is your favorite non-edible craving to satisfy?
bstampl1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, did you ever want to act in movies, or is TV were it's at?
gski18 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Have you ever thought about putting an unedited version Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee out as an audio podcast?
I spend a lot of time at work listening to comedy interview podcasts like The Nerdist and WTF with Marc Maron. Having CiCGC as a full podcast would be amazing. I love the show, but 15-20 minutes always feels a bit too short. I'd love to hear the whole conversation.
Also, I just want to say I'm a huge fan. Seinfeld is my favorite sitcom of all time.
Thank you for providing CiCGC to your fans for free, no matter what the format.
37b ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you ever asked to guest star in any shows that you just didn't feel comfortable doing? Any shows you wanted a guest spot on?
mattobrien ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
have you considered being a late night style show host? if not, why not? if yes, please do.
The_RagingCaucasian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey jerry ive grown up watching seinfeld and its easily my favorite show. What is your personal favorite episode of Seinfeld and why, also what is the story behind why George asks for his blackhawks jacket when he is in the hospital, why blackhawks?
Idobro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After Seinfeld ended did you have a lot of extra time to your self? I'd imagine Seinfeld took a lot of your time so what did you do to keep busy ?
hrdrockdrummer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I loved you on the Seinfeld Vision episode of 30 Rock. What is it like working with Tina Fey/Alex Baldwin? How did they approach you with that idea?
Coreh_W ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When I saw you in Memphis, you were great. Lots of energy. I definitely didn't expect you to move around the stage that much, it was hilarious. I was disappointed with the audiences questions and I wanted to ask you:
What's the most dangerous (daredevil-like) thing you've ever done?
bradtastik ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats your take on airline food?
CeaserTheSwirv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello, assman
ocoe ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you have left on your bucket list?
Vonchopper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, what music is most inspirational for yourself to get motivated?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - this will probably get buried, but Im a friend of Jay Leno's and have been to his "garage" in Burbank many times. I know you're both big car guys... if you could have one car right now that you don't currently possess, which one would it be?
nicholt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with you and Wale? I've heard you on a few of his mixtapes and I thought it was a really strange pairing. Did he contact you? Why did you do it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you, or any of the main cast, have any reservations about doing the Seinfeld storyline on Curb? Or was it an easy decision for everyone?
The_Duffman85 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
To this day I consistently cite Seinfeld as being applicable to things in my everyday life. Do you feel Seinfeld will be culturally timeless? What's the deal with that?
nanaschocolatecake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, my family and I are in love with your show and we reference it all the time in conversation! Do you and the cast have any memories that you refer back to in funny times? Thanks.
JesperN2820 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Dear Jerry. Huge fan from Europe here, thrilled to see you do an AMA.
Speaking of AMAs here's my question: What does it say about the world we live in today, that the most popular AMA on Reddit in recent time is the one about the guy with two - ahem - penises?
BillyAmazing ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Seinfeld back when they first came out on DVD and was to young to fully get much of the humour but it was never the less one of the most entertaining shows id ever seen. Thank you! -Also im visiting NY this weekend with friends, hollah my way if your free!
Mrs_Howell ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Saw you this spring in Victoria, British Columbia. I dragged my husband and parents to the show BUT earlier that day we got a follow up call from an emergency room physician who had seen our son earlier in the week telling us that some results came back and the boy had a septic knee joint. It was a "come back to the emergency dept ASAP as we need to start antibiotics". I told the doc I needed to get rid of 4 Seinfeld tickets for that night and then we would be there.
Fast forward 30 mins... The doc phoned back and said that the paediatrician was backed up so go to the show "you can't miss THAT!" then bring him in. So we did and sat in the 4th row and wept we were laughing so hard (you've got that marriage thing NAILED!)
TL;DR- emergency medical decisions are being made based on not missing Seinfeld's show. Oh, and it turned out to be arthritis in the child. :-(
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have friends like Kramer, Elaine, and George in real life? Btw, Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows.
gethegoods ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hi jerry, are you going to do more color commentary for the mets? love that stuff. (and thanks for all the laughs).
mschnei4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I remember hearing Frank Costanza was originally supposed to be a mild-mannered character until Jerry Stiller broke the script and started yelling during rehearsal. Do you remember any other instances like this, where a scene or character changed hilariously because of a last minute ad-lib?
eatgreentrainmean ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
is it possible to beat YOU at seinfeld trivia? i'm pretty good.
MASTERL3SS ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is your favorite female comedian today?
BmoStupendous ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Although I thought the series finale of Seinfeld was great, It is said that it was a let down to a lot of people. What are your thoughts on that and was there an alternative ending?
Neltech ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's your favorite kind of pizza?
Suzuki73 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your all time favorite car? And how did you get into loving Porsche?
kodiak82 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What car did you drive today? and thanks for your comedy in all forms.
Xsamsquanch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I've loved you forever. I don't have any questions that haven't already been answered, I just wanted to tell you how excited I am to see you on the 17th in Minneapolis. I hope we have a great time together.
RayMcKegney ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:57:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You probably aren't at liberty to answer this, but were any of the guest stars on Seinfeld (e.g., Wilfred Brimley, Teri Hatcher, Bryan Cranston, Debra Messing, etc.) difficult to work with? Seems like all the guests stars did a great job blending in with the main characters and that many of them could have been regulars on the show.
PancakeSpoon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still have the original white puffy shirt?
StreetDwellerBoards ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Just how ugly was that baby?
Thanks for doing this AMA! You're great!
Bocaj6487 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I think your great and Seinfeld is am amazing show. My question is, what do you think of Arrested Development? Particularly the writing
odoggyfresh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, my Dad and I are big fans and still laugh at Seinfeld daily. I wanted to know who your favorite comedian to hang out with is and why? Thanks.
MuseofRose ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck. Im late. What do you think of Orinthy Adams nowadays?
TorontoMindState ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who are your top 3 comedians from the past 15 yrs
YoloPandaSwag ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
All I wanted to say is thanks for doing this AMA
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was Rodney Dangerfield a nice guy to work with?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know about the potato.
Ruck1707 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
.gif from my favorite episode ever. Thanks Jerry for the laughs! http://replygif.net/i/472.gif
KReilly80 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan of CICGC and Seinfeld. How different do you think Seinfeld would have been if the characters had access to Google/social media/the internet we have today? Especially Kramer? It seems like it would have resolved a lot of problems.
buenosdhaas ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I live on UWS and I walk by Toms Restaurant quite often. Do you ever stop in just to mess with everyone?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One of my favorite parts of watching Seinfeld reruns is spotting people who were cast as extras or minor (girlfriend) characters and who are now famous actors in their own right.
Is there anyone you are amazed today to have worked with when they were playing minor roles?
hamiltondjh ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Howdy Jerry, I love your work and I love both CCGC and Seinfeld. I have some questions for you about your friend, Larry David, seeing as you know him very well.
Does he come off as he does in his show, Curb Your Enthusiasm? Is he neurotic and just speak his mind to anyone who has stepped out of line?
omgdracula ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to say thank you. Seinfeld is the show my family and I would gather around and take time out of our day to spend with one another. A classic I will show my children! Thank you Jerry!
OneEyedCharlie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
In Bee Movie, the bee gets caught inside of a car engine. Did you have any input into that scene at all, being that you're a car guy?
matteg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You and I have a very similar last name. For my entire life, usually at the grocery store, someone has said "Hey, are you related to Jerry?"... every time. As a result I had a deep seated totally irrational hatred for your show for the longest time, until I saw you were a car addict. As a fellow enthusiast I decided if you like cars the show must be excellent and sure enough it was.
Sorry, no question - just thanks. :)
spmccain7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge fan. As the Seinfeld series progressed the episodes and characters got more outlandish and funny. What was your favorite episode that you wrote?
movetonanaimo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You know that discussion/talk show you recently did with Chris Rock, Louis CK and Ricky Gervais? I was just wondering what those guys are really like because they're just so cool.
(Sorry, couldn't resist. :)
well_y_0 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say that I'm trying to read all of your answers in your voice, but my brain is instead reading them in Tina Fey's impression of your voice, wedding dress and all.
iamvaljean ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So in Comedians Getting Coffee with Chris Rock, did you actually get a speeding ticket? Did the cop react at all seeing you two?
viscousflow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry - big fan, and I come from a long family of Seinfeld fans!
I am curious about your inspiration in the portrayal of Jerry on the show. It' clear you had a lot of fun gagging on yourself, what with the references to your "bad act" and the 31-inch waist jeans, for example. Self deprecation is always funny, but how did you approach embellishing it?
GOMPERxSTOMPER ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have a favorite episode of Seinfeld?
fon1138 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I can almost see Louis CK describing reddit to JS. Is there a video of that?
seafood10 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Porsche's, how many do you have in your collection? I was stupid and sold my 62" 356B for an '84 Carrera Cabriolet and I swear the 356 was like a slot car and in fact I remember you had to get jumped in yours by a photographer many years ago. Please share what you can about your collection! Thanks
OmarGrind ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, how's your day going so far man?
Ninjaivxx ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it true that there is a superman figure or reference in every episode of Seinfeld? If so what is your fascination with superman?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you fear death?
Do you enjoy your fame?
jappiedurk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry, i read some where on the internet that you believe in scientology. is this true??
Flam5 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have worked with or have some sort of personal or professional relationship with many of your guests so far in CICGC. Have you had any guests on your show where it was your first time having a face to face conversation with them?
sirrix ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld - I absolutely love your work and have fond memories of your standup. However, I have to ask - "The Marriage Ref" - what was the deal with that?
corndoggio ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I once saw Steve Hytner at the Sacramento airport and did a double-take because he seemed familiar, but I couldn't place him. He clearly noticed me recognize him and seemed upset by it. I didn't say anything to him or bother him or stare or anything, but he spent the next 40 minutes or so (until I boarded my flight) with a newspaper conspicuously in front of his face trying to hide his appearance.
Would Kenny Bania have done that if I had recognized him waiting for a Southest Airlines flight in Sacramento?
MTUsoccerFreak ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, you like cars right? You should get in contact with Top Gear UK, I would love to see you and Jeremy talk cars and see you do a hot lap
joeban1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever sit back and just watch episodes of Seinfeld for entertainment?
Aj_blade ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:58:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Man of Steel...what do you give it out of 10?
CaptainCougar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing this AMA. Even though I was born three years before the show ended, it's still one of my favorite shows.
A lot of comedians go into comedy but don't get very far. What do you think has set you apart from the rest, and how has that helped you to get to where you are now? When did you know that you wanted to make a career out of comedy?
HeliBif ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
I'm a huge fan of all your work, from your stand-up to Seinfeld, to CCC, I visit your Personal Archives webpage on a daily basis just to get my morning chuckle.
One of my favourite videos is the Talking Funny special with Chris Rock, Louis CK, and Ricky Gervais. I'm so envious of the circle of friends & acquaintances I imagine you must keep.
My (admittedly mundane) question is this:
Do you have close friends who aren't world-class funny people? Like, old highschool pals that work "regular" jobs, etc? If so, how is the dynamic different in those social situations? I imagine there would be a noticeable expectation for you to be THE funny person in the group/conversation; does it ever wear on you? Or does humour just come so naturally to you that you don't notice.
Thanks so much for this AMA!
seinfeldfan11 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, big fan. What is your advice for non-funny people in conversation with funny people? Can the "non-funny" figure out how to be funny?
htruong ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
These pretzels are making ME thirsty!
Ubeermench ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite porsche?
SuperRoc1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, serious question here: would you rather ice cream monster truck with Jean-Claude Van Damme or Bruce Willis?
TAFK ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Just wanted to ask you about the contrast between the first season of Seinfeld and the ones following, I've heard this on some behind the scenes stuff before that the first season was truly supposed to be about nothing (The Parking Garage episode and The Waiting For A Restaurant episode). What prompted you and LD to change the feel of the show after the first season like that?
sneakcreep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I love this edition of "Talking Funny" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKY6BGcx37k
where you talk, academically and thoughtfully, about the science of comedy. What is one realization that you have come to while watching other people discuss comedy over doing comedy?
mynoduesp ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favourite comedian?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, as another individual named Jerry I just want you to know that growing up and even sometimes to this very day I am haunted by the chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry" as if people think I haven't heard it over twenty thousand times.. Anyway my question to you is have you ever gotten tired of people chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry" every time they see you? Because I sure as hell have!!
BirdKrazy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are your thoughts on Howard Stern? How was coffee with the King?
CoffeeandTV ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Would you live in a world where Louis CK had played a roll in Seinfeld?
luckydog1123 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
On Louie, you played a rather sinister version of yourself. How did that go, and did you have any apprehensions about portraying yourself so negatively?
inajeep ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I see you stopped a gun purchasing episode, do you have another other subjects you can't see as being funny?
What subjects do you consider 'off limits' or not a subject that can be made fun off?
QuidHD ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you manage to have the only good sitcom on television? What's the secret?
rickthecabbie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Serious question Jerry, did you write the book series Letters From A Nut? I must know if you are Ted L. Nancy.
I just want to be a good neighbor...
PaulRingo64 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry, big fan here. Who would you call your biggest influence on your comedy? And what are your all time favorite movies?
LadiesWhoPunch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have plans to be in any movies any time soon? So many comedians turn to movies but I love that you mostly stuck with stand up and television and recently the internet. I feel like all of those are more intimate.
jesternonchalant ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've read every response from Jerry in this thread in his voice.
HELPMEIMGONADIE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan of Seinfeld.
What's your personal favorite episode of the show?
GastroPilgrim ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
The_Zooman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was the soup nazi in Seinfeld and do you really hate Newman?
ColonelButtHurt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I was introduced to Seinfeld at a very young age. My father would record them on VHS and rewatch them. I would skip school and sit there at 10 years old and absolutely die laughing. The first episode I saw was where Kramer was mistaken for the smog strangler. When it came to DVD we wasted no time buying the full set. Watching your show from such a young age allowed me to absorb so much Seinfeld trivia my Dad would use me at family get togethers as a parlor trick and have me stump all our relatives.
With that said I went out and immediately bought the Scene It Seinfeld edition game when it came out. Have you ever tried it out? Did you get any say as to what material was used?
Jimmirehman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld, me and my wife will be seeing you at the Hard Rock on Friday Jan 31st @ 8 pm. Will you say hello to my wife and myself during your act? (Jimmi & Jina).
Joepizzuto9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry I'm a big fan. It would mean much if you just said hi
TheDisastrousGamer ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So when are you going to visit Louis CK and Bill Burr's good friends, Opie & Anthony?
WrigleyWatson ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you actually own a puffy shirt?
Itsmeagainmom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I appreciate all you've seemingly done for Michael concerning his standup debacle. Have you taken any heat for that? Are you planning anything with him again?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry,
I saw your performance a few years ago in Omaha and you mentioned during the Q&A you were watching the entire series of Seinfeld with your oldest daughter. Did you two ever finish watching the series and if so what did she think of it?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I don't know you, maybe this doesn't apply to you maybe it does.
What's with the whole, "being fabulously rich and not giving any of it away to people who are dying" thing? Sorry if you do give it all away. Like I said, I don't know you. I just, I was wondering is all. It's really weird.
rtofirefly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Huge fan of the show here, but an even bigger fan of watching comedians have conversations. I really love what you're doing with CICGC, and can't wait to see more. I have a couple of car questions for you if you don't mind.
You stated that you think the 1969 Lambourghini Muira is the most beautiful car ever created, and the 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS is the most satisfying to drive (correct me if I'm wrong please.) Of all the cars you've owned or driven, which would you say you've had the best overall experience in? And can you elaborate on said experience?
Second question: Is there a rare car you've always wanted and never been able to obtain? If so, what is your holy grail of cars?
ronconway ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Al bevelaqua coached my wrestling team in high school. He was a character and I know you put him in the episode "the race". I was wondering if you had a cool story about him
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Worst crowd doing standup? I saw you perform in Sacramento maybe 12 years ago or so and it didn't go so great. Not bombing, but not exactly an electric room either. I love the Seinfeld.
berklee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry!
Just curious if as a comedian with a number of years under your belt now if you notice 'trends' in comedic approaches. As a musician, I'll see a bunch of guitar players in a given time period using similar techniques because of what they hear on the radio or see on YouTube. Do you notice similar patterns when seeing performers at a club?
pnutbutter85 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with those Microsoft commercials you had with Bill Gates? I never understood how they were supposed to make a person want a computer.
Filmrebel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! Thanks for being here. One thing I've realized from Seinfeld is how much cultural influence the show had on everyone in America in our day to day lives. Yada yada yada and "no soup for you", "I was in the pool!" among so many more.
Do you ever hear things from the show from people who have no idea the saying originated with the show? How surreal is that to experience?
Thanks! And hey, it's not you, it's me. If it's anyone, it's me!
IM31408 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you enjoy your Porsches, but which is your favorite of the bunch to drive around for the day? Also, any interest in the 918?
fisch09 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:00:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite type of coffee? And favorite snack with coffee?
meditate42 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, This is kind of a philosophical question. You are an extremely successful person in your career, and you have made about as much money as any reasonable person could want. Im wondering how much happier you think you are today, due to your success? Do you think you are happier now than you were before your success? Have you found your career and success to be a good source of happiness and emotional fulfillment?
bgeller ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When you were making the pilot for Seinfeld did you think the network would pick it up?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My parents are coming to see you when you come to seattle. Give Jim and Jill a shout out!
Love the show
smasherella ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, thank you so much for doing this AMA!
I just wanted you to know that in the November of 2008 I flew from Canada to Vegas to see you perform at Caesars. It was a fantastic show and would love to do it again.
My question is; What is your opinion of becoming a resident act in Vegas? Why do you think some comedians go that route? Would you ever see yourself doing that?
snuffy_707 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I know you're a big car guy, but how did you get so into Porsche's?
thisisnotmyrealemail ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight a 100 duck sized horse or a horse sized duck?
shits_on_cardigans ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure this will get buried, considering there are already a few thousand comments but I've been wondering about this for a long time. Whenever (not always though) there is a audience laugh there is an extremely loud male laugh right at the start. I don't know why but it makes me laugh more. I figured it was someone that works on the show. If you could answer that would be greatly appreciated. By the way, CCC is awesome. Joel Hodgson's episode is my favorite!
ClaimedBeauty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What has been your favorite project to work on?
Peepser ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What happened in your upbringing that made you a racist?
MichaelRM ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So when's the co-written Louis C.K/Seinfeld show coming out?
Seriously though you two should collaborate. Ever consider any other collaborations between comedians?
DarthRockabang ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Big fan! Thanks for journeying into the abyss that is reddit! This is kind of a serious question.....the late show with Letterman that you were on when Michael Richards was on via webcam/Sat was absolutely brutal for the simple fact that people wouldn't take him seriously and laughed when he tried to apologize for the laugh factory. Is it hard for you, being Mr. Funny and all, to talk seriously about certain things with more unfamiliar media or do you just not make it an issue?
Btw, master of the domain (?) And George's hair piece are by far my 2 favorite episodes! Thanks Jerry!!
hiperbad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who's your favorite rapper?
JoeJack1337 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the dealllll with....
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. Just wanted to say that I was at your "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" 1999 show in New York. I was 2 years old and it was the single greatest moment of my childhood. So thanks for the laughs man.
heyboner ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
why haven't you called howard stern lately?
heyheyitscaturday ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever come across airline food you enjoyed?
CowsKickAss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
After a long day of work, what do you like to do for fun?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What comedians do you want to get on CICGC?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, Jerry, I saw you a couple weeks ago in Chicago, and I really enjoyed your show. Here's my question: how long does it take you to develop an entire, 2-hour routine of non-stop comedy? I imagine it would take months.
chardymcdaniel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You seem like a bridge between the comics my Dad loves (Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks, Don Rickles, Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield) and the comics I love (Dana Gould, Jeremy Piven, Norm MacDonald). Ever consider writing a book about the modern history of American comedy?
_brodre ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hey jerry. love cars, and i grew up watching seinfeld religiously at the foot of my parents bed while it was still on the air. the roots are deep. my question is: do you ever use your own cars on CICGC? you (still?) have a white 997 GT3RS right? it was partially in the shot (for about 2 seconds) in that curb episode. what is that color scheme?
EDIT: also - have you driven a singer 911?
president_davis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, if someone were to come up with a ridiculous amount of money to pay both you & Julia Louise Dreyfus, would you be open to making a porno flick with her?
ccxxv ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I HAVE A QUESTION NOT NECESSARILY ABOUT YOU BUT IT HAUNTS ME EVERYDAY SINCE I SAW CCGC WITH MICHAEL R.
is he okay? is he a happy man? ever since I saw that episode I cannot get his words and figure out of my head. he seemed so genuinely apologetic, to the point where it appeared as if he had thought those words every night and he finally had a chance to tell someone. almost like he saw your show as an outlet to once again ask for forgiveness from the public.
it brought me to tears. I could see his regret burning in his eyes, his words, his pauses, his mannerisms. all I wanted to do was to hug him through the screen and promise everything would be okay.
so, jerry, could I just ask you a little favor? could you tell Michael that I wish him all the best? that he touched me as a human being with what he said. I just want him to know that I really care about his well being and I hope he finds himself in a much better place now with inner peace. not because he is Michael Richards, but because I felt his pain and regret as a human being... something I hope he can overcome one day entirely.
thanks :)
PS my whole family has adopted the "you're so goodlooking" practice. we get stares sometimes. but we enjoy it and laugh.
DonaldMcRonald ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Imagen what if senfeld still on tv today?
Leopardbluff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Next time you come into Bubby's in Tribeca, can I say hi?
_ruinr_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Not really a question, but a thank you. I grew up watching your show with my mom and those are some of the funnier memories I have as a kid. I still watch the show daily and probably quote it more than anything else. So, yeah, just a thank you Jerry.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whenever someone tells the "what's black, yellow, and really funny" joke, I always reply Bee Movie even though the answer is "Black kids in a school bus falling off a cliff". Thank you for thwarting racism everywhere, Mr. Seinfeld. Also, we share a birthday!
Torres097 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever think about touring in mexico? or any part of latin america?
miraculecure ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with airplane food?????
sadseymour ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:01:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I recently received advice that every writer should have a Seinfeld spec script because it can be about anything, have you ever heard that before, do you think that holds true, even with the show off air?
obscuredBYcloudss ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, Long long time fan. I saw you for the first time ever in hamilton ontario last year and it literally was a dream come true. I had a smile ear to ear. anyways, as I'm writing this write now I don't have a single question I want to ask I literally just want to go out for coffee with you and talk about nothing. I guess sometimes when you're faced with one of your idles it's hard to come up with a single question you want to ask.
What was it like when you met your idles on CICGC, Mel brooks and Carl Reiner? did you even know what to say or were you just taking in the whole experience?
even if you don't answer I just wanted to say thank you thank you thank you.
I still watch seinfeld all the time (it literally has shaped my funny bone) and I think CICGC is an incredible show. Please keep it up!
JerichoOne ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite Superman movie?
keithmac20 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you start out in stand up and what was the most difficult thing you had to overcome early in your career?
I also just wanted to mention that I'm a big fan of all your work and that I love your take on swearing in stand up comedy as mentioned in "Talking Funny." Many thanks!
back_off_im_new ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi, thanks for doing this.
Is there a story that you thought of, either during the Seinfeld run or after, that you wished y'all had done? What was the concept of the story?
Thanks again
wannabeteen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Tell us a joke!
seattlegeo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like filming Larry David as George Steinbrenner?
ajk23 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have loved watching CCC, especially as you explore history with the legends like Reiner and Rickles. In watching CCC, I realized that you seem to allow yourself to really listen to what is being said, ponder the thought, and give an honest response. Most notably, I loved you honestly telling Larry David that you understood his ex-wife's perspective on sharing coffee vs. sharing coffee and tea.
It seems you like to go one step beyond the assumptions, when it comes to social norms or how we go about our daily lives. Do you read a lot of philosophy, and are there any recent insights that have amused you (or should I just see your next show?) Thanks for considering the question.
ShriekingFetus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like knowing that Wale is making music using scenes/themes from Seinfeld?
ADGwasHERE ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well....i guess my only question is....what is the deal with airline food?
skeggaba ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Jerry. Please stop by http://www.reddit.com/r/georgegifs and pick out your favourite. Love your work, old and new! /Swedish fan
Centaurus7 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the most memorable encounter with a fan of yours?
yoyota25 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What do you think of the new 911 turbo?
dungeon_sketch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your perfect coffee and where can I get it?
Smackithdown ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a big fan. Just wondering how often you see the cast of Seinfeld or if you all even do keep in touch?
wrathy_tyro ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan. I can still recite most of I'm Telling You For The Last Time down to the inflections. I am not fun at parties.
If you could sit down and watch any one comic of all time do 45 minutes, who would it be? Besides the obvious (Carson, Carlin, Cosby, Rickles, Pryor).
themadnad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
Prior to my question, I'd like to thank you for your work. Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows and I re-watch the series all the time. I also love your new web series. THANK YOU so much for making us laugh and bringing up the topics that matter.
Question: Do you watch any TV nowadays? If so, what shows do you enjoy the most?
BagsOfBeans ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As the owner of a Citroen 2CV, thanks for using one on CCC, and I feel your pain. Thankfully ours has the "big" engine and doesn't hold up traffic as badly. I've come to realize that I need to eat baguettes in it more often, however.
Big fan!
siegz ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
While many comedians base their humor around explicit material, most of your jokes are family friendly. Is there a reason you have leaned toward family friendly humor?
_Illuvatar_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you so much for doing this ama, everyone really appreciates it!
Simple question: What joke makes you laugh no matter how many times you hear it?
Skab ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld, I have no questions, just a thank you. A couple years ago some during fleet week, some shipmates of mine went to the Jimmy Fallon show, you talked shit about sailors, and had a great interview about the horrible chairs, and what were the worst chairs and what shows to have interviews on. POINT is, you came out and shook our hands, it never aired, and it's probably one of the highlights of my service and life to have Jerry Seinfeld bust my balls then shake my hand afterword. Thank you for your years of inspiration and service.
abk129 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you still wear the puffy shirt?
rrfrank ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you talk to yourself a lot?
misterrunon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi jerry. Can i ask if you actually curse or get a little dirty in your nonprofessional life?
DrYaklagg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks for doing an AMA on here! I grew up watching Seinfeld and loved your work on it.
I have a short question for you. You are very well known for your work on the show Seinfeld, of course. What is to you, your most unknown work that you are most proud of or wish more people would see?
Apiperofhades ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
Wolf359_Never_Forget ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, Thank you for the AMA.
Seinfeld has been one of those shows that I feel changed how we view sitcoms. The humor was on a level that no one could touch at the time. There have been many 'funny' shows since that time but none have had the sustainability that Seinfeld had.
Many of the shows since have borrowed concepts from Seinfeld but nothing, in my opinion, has been able to capture the magic that show created.
I know of very few shows that have sheer number of catch phrases evolve as your show has done. I will not bore you with a list of them.
Considering the success of the show have you considered producing a squeal of sorts? It would not have to be The Jerry Show taking a look at the characters post prison but rather a show that attempts to recreate vision and forward thinking that Seinfeld captured?
also, would you ever consider doing something with Bob Newhart? He is easily top 5 of my all time favorite comedians along with yourself.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Don't have a question but just had to say that you are super awesome and funny. My mother, sister and I have watched and re-watched every season of Seinfeld that it has almost become a family tradition. We quote the show to each other and random people we meet all the time.
Thanks for being you. You rock out loud.
DannoHung ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
My girlfriend made the berry crumble from your wife's cookbook the other day, but the crumble came out dry and loose. It tasted pretty good when you mixed in the fruit, but we were wondering if she (or you) had any tips on how to fix it up or if that was how it was supposed to be (and then you mix it into the fruit?)
Also, while I love Comedians in Cars and the conversation you had with Louis, Ricky, and Chris a while back, do you think you'd ever want to go back to doing a fictional comedy series and if you did, would you more want to do a 3 camera or a single camera show?
Thanks
theshegeek ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're doing a show in my hometown of Peterborough Ontario later in the year, I'm a very normal 20-something girl who grew up watching Seinfield and has a huge interest in stand-up. I perform with a comedy troupe (of 30 and 40-something-year-olds) there once a month and if you wanted - we'd love to buy you a beer.
paraphernaliax3 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:02:56 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I've spent so much time with my family watching Seinfeld and laughing our asses off. So, thanks. Family time would have been much more of a struggle.
sithknight1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I went to see you with my wife at the Kennedy Center in D.C.. I remember at the end of the show, you opened a Q and A session, and when there was only room for one last question, and everyone was asking you stuff at the same time, I yelled at the top of my lungs "SAY HELLO NEWMAN!". And you looked me right in the eye (I was on third row) and said: "Say something about Newman? Sure!" And you proceeded to tell a story about how Wayne Knight was signing books at a random book store once, and by mere coincidence you happened to walk into that particular bookstore, effectively blowing the minds of everyone who was in line waiting for a signed book because people thought this was some sort of stunt you guys had planned.
shamelesslyasian ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
For those just getting into comedy or thinking about it. What would be a good first step to take? And if possible, would I be able to take some form of apprenticeship under you? Thanks for your time Mr. Seinfeld
dackerdee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how young is too young?
thecouchdolphin ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever actually get angry in real life or does your voice simply reach a comedic pitch?
xoconostle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Amazing how iconic Seinfeld has turned out to be. Over the holidays I got a kick out of Plants vs. Zombies 2 celebrating "Feastivus".
Love CCC. I heard that someone asked you when you were taking CCC to television and your responded "Why?". What is your view of the Internet for media delivery and what opportunities to you see there?
wannabeteen ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You have had lots of pretty actresses on the show that you dumped (in character) for trivial reasons. Were there times when someone got offended or you got in trouble?
willysf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still planning on making a Poptart movie?
fappyday ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm a car nut, but I unfortunately have to drive a less-than-desirable car. Any chance I could get an autograph on my car, sell it for a ludicrous amount of money, and buy something a bit more respectable?
alickstee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have no question, and you'll probably never see this, but I just wanted to tell you that Seinfeld is my absolute favourite show. Any life situation, there's always a Seinfeld episode that relates to it. Thank you for giving me countless laughs and comedy to help me get through life.
rhods1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you want to be a pirate yet?
Repor99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who the quickest comedian you've ever met?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry,
To this day I still find myself watching Seinfeld episodes over and over. Absolutely astounding show.
In this AMA, I read a question regarding your method of counseling the hecklers during a stand-up routine. That had me thinking that you truly were a great innovator of modern stand-up comedy. So my question for you is, Who, in your opinion are some of the great and innovative up and coming stand-up comedians?
Thanks Jerry.
I love you.
BeefCentral ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for this. It makes me laugh every time I watch it, which is at least once a month.
andjoesaid ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
AMA started 1 hour ago, literally one reply? Woops, I mean hey Jerry uh big fan!
MonkeyDonuts ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerome, any chance of you ever sitting down to talk with Marc Maron on his podcast "WTF?" I'd love to listen.
RuthBuzzisback ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I have seen your stand-up twice in AZ, once at Dodge Theater and maybe the other was at Celebrity. I just want to say thank you for an absolutely side-splitting showcase of comedy both times. The only comedian that can even match up to you in terms of remaining clean and absolutely killing it on stage, in my opinion, is Jim Gaffigan. To me, the two of you are on a completely different level.
Sex robots or sexy aliens?
tyme4recess ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, my question is were any of the stories based an real events?
JackStalk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How do you go about choosing the cars in CCC? Would you ever consider using a newer car (90s+)? I loved watching you and Chris Rock get pulled over on 17 because I drive down that highway almost every day.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Through your time on Seinfeld, what was the most memorable blooper?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Love your work, that's pretty much it
arggggggg2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, do you remember me I was that guy at the airport.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to stop by and say HHHEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
amezzwoof ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What would be your advice for aspiring writers/tv producers still in school?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's been your favorite moment in your career?
Leemur210 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, thanks so much for doing this first of all. I just was wondering is there any comedian right now who is less well-known that you see and think that he/she is going to be huge in a year or so?
analbumcover500 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What movie would you recommend I watch this weekend?
dackerdee ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, how does it feel to have been part of the best non-reunion show ever?
lord_geiger ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just want to say I am a fan of yours. Loved watching "Seinfeld" growing up, and I still watch reruns today. Great show.
amplifriedchiken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Happy New Year!
I remember feeling kinda devastated when Seinfeld was wrapping up its final season. It was such a big deal that the series would end while it was still "on top". Obviously, it was a good choice, and I wish more shows would do that, but I imagine there are contractual obligations to deal with.
My question: I've always wondered what the conversation was like with the studio/network execs when discussing the final season. I imagine they would've liked to have taken that ball and ran with it as far as it would go. What was that conversation like?
Thanks!
iliekmudkips4 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry! I basically grew up on Seinfeld with my parents introducing me to it and now I'm introducing my boyfriend to it. I just wanted to thank you for making an amazing show that always made us laugh! The Chicken Roaster is mine and my boyfriend's favorite episodes and I was wondering how fun/hard for you it was to act like Kramer?
bilyan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I always wonder if offstage were you close with the characters of George and Elaine? I know you are friendly with some of the other cast. Ps you are awesome
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whit is with people?
wreallypheisty ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what was the inspiration behind the episode about breaking up with women for stupid reasons? Any odd relationships or funny stories with women you'd like to share?
badbadman2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, lovin your work. I am just starting out on the stand up comedy route but I still need to find my own voice. Any tips? How did it happen for you?
jcatjake ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a car guy and fan of comedy I dig your show. Letterman & the Paul Newman Volvo being my fave.
Q: Do you still have your mk1 Vespa GS?
'Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee' with Natasha Leggero sitting side saddle 60's mod style please.
Rocero648 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did Larry King really piss you off in that interview a while back, or was this just staged? When he seemed to believe Seinfeld was cancelled you really went off on him.
Tolch1 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm coming to see you in Minneapolis! I can't wait!!
HowCanSheSkat ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Helloooooo, can you tell us about "the move"?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:03:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfield followed by Tom Arnold, it's like the syndication hour on TBS
Cappelitoo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Had you not been a successfull comedian, what would you do for a living?
Iandrasil ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scientology and why?
Hrel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
You were on a talkshow where the host asked you something along the lines of "so what do you plan to do now that Seinfeld got cancelled?". The article I saw this in portrayed it as "Seinfeld looses it on latenight host". You corrected him saying the show ended, had it's finale and was done but they made a big deal about you "losing it" on the host because he said it was cancelled.
I'd just like to hear your take on this whole thing. I'm on your side, why would you say a massively successful show got canceled when it naturally ended? But still, they villainized you in the media and if there's any "behind closed doors" Hollywood politics behind that I think it'd be interesting to hear.
Personal note: Seinfeld is one of my favorite all time shows. I really appreciate the characters, how they interact with each other and how their actions/choices/personalities affect the world around them. There's real consequences for their actions and it's always presented in a very funny way. Honestly the only other show I've ever seen that demonstrates so well the way in which seemingly unrelated choices can have direct consequences is House of Cards.
edit: Quick second question. I saw a clip of you, Louis C.K, Chris rock and a British guy. You were all talking about comedy and what's funny. Louis C.K told a story about Porshe and Corvettes and how you compared a certain type of joke to the two cars. My question is this: Do you really look at corvettes in a negative light like the he seemed to think? I forget the specifics but you compared Corvettes to a bad type of joke and Porshe to the "good" (more eloquent maybe?) kind. Just wondering if he got that right, cause in terms of performance Vette's beat the crap of Porshe in every way imaginable. So, objectively and technically the Corvette is superior, which makes me think either Louis got your intention wrong with that comparison or you just don't know cars.
awcrace ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
Do you have a favorite knock-knock joke?
TheMarkness ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
Do you have any rituals or things you do in order to get yourself into your creative headspace?
proCamel ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What are some notable ideas for Seinfeld episodes you've had since the show ended?
zagomyego ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was it like having Julia Dreyfus on the set of Seinfeld as a billionaire? Was she hush hush about her fortune? Or did everyone treat her the same and kept it professional?
old_hippy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Has being a comedian helped get you laid more than normal?
wang_li ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:14:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What question did we forget to ask?
OhioMallu ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:16:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance of a 3-4 part reunion episode, where the main characters meet again after 25 years? Would be super awesome :-)
skankboy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:16:44 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will Seinfeld ever be released on Bluray? The answer needs to be Yes!!
Thanks for doing the AMA.
I_Wrestle_Giants ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:18:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got 100k i can use to pay off my student loans?
jcy ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:19:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
would you ever date a 17 year old again
Slorebunny ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you please get everyone together to do another season of seinfeld? Or at least one episode? Please?
A-Link-To-The-Future ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, big fan I enjoyed your old show but as a comic love your new one. My question is a hypothetical one.
You came as a comic in the 70's and 80's when comedy really started to mold into what it is today. You along with many famous comics from that era really got your push on the Tonight Show that allowed the big comic stars from the 90's to have major careers, (You, Roseanne, Jim Carey etc.). If you were a comic starting out today, what would you do differently? What would you do the same? From the newer performers you've seen today, who would you like working with the most?
Tinyeulie ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you ever find yourself screaming "SERENITY NOW"? Or is that just George's thing?
iReallyReddit ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:28 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would love to see the Seinfeld gang back together one more time, or even a mini series.. have you ever have remotely thought about it ? I still cant believe you called it quits at it's prime.
Jarvis077 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, really enjoyed your set here in Sudbury, Ontario a few years back. My favourite moment was when someone yelled out something about Alex Trebek and you didn't hear him so you asked for clarification from the yeller. "Alex Trebek's from SUDBURY?!" was your next line, then you went on to ad lib a joke about his mustache. That was great, so thanks.
So, because I guess it's time for a question here, how did you like the mustache in the episode The Butter Shave? It looked quite full, that can't be real, can it?
GDKT0486 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just want to say thank you for your comedy and for being such a big part of my life. I think a "seinfeldism" makes its way into my conversations about once a day at least.
On that note, what is your favorite phrase from Seinfeld that has become part of modern culture and vocabulary?
baxtermulligan ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:20:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will you ever go on the Opie & Anthony show?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:21:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's playing on your iPod right now?
MissSpicyMcHaggis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sex to save the friendship. Thank you.
DxMonkey ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:23:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I've been watching Seinfeld for about 23 years now, I've always wondered...what kind of music does Jerry listen to?
Also, what is Michael Richards like in real life?
Thanks!
notlurkinganymoar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:25:18 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with AMAs? People ask questions, you answer. What's the point? Why not just do an interview and be done with it?
softnsensualrape ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:26:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was Larry Charles as cool as he looked?
Fr0stman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:28:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How can I get into the comedic scriptwriting business? I have dozen of drafts and I'm very confident (and pretty young (only 18)). Where can I submit my work or how can I excel in the business?
tinvaran ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
One hour in and you already have one of the best AMAs ever. Thanks Jerry!
caxica ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:33:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch Seinfeld episodes ever?
stumpgod ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:38:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why do so many people think you're so damn funny?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:38:43 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
My friend Colin happens to look a lot like you. Can I ask you to give him a shout out for me?
Lou_Kang ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:39:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I know this isnt a question but Helloooooo
BeefcaseWanker ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, will you marry me?
moonerdooder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:40:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just wanted to say thanks for being a big influence of my sense of humor while I was growing up watching Seinfeld. You're an amazing person.
SumPpl ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:40:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really like Superman? Or is it just in the Seinfeld series?
arsenal997 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who inspired you to make the Cosmo Kramer character?, i think that costanza is Larry David, Is that right?
dap00man ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you chose the actors for Seinfeld? Was it anything like you portrayed it when 'Jerry' and George were looking for actors for their show?
gailbelle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:43:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever actually taste Kenny Roger's chicken????
KatmeOXOXOw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:43:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What IS the deal with airline food?
The_Last_Melon_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:46:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many fingers am I holding up?
nvr_gona_give_u_gold ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:48:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
JERRY!!!!!!!! TELL ME A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or a 100 duck sized horses?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:50:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Big fan love your stuff. No questions just observing.
bethanngreenberg ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:56:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, we know you are a huge Superman fan. Who would be your robin?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever eaten pork?
TurbanNator ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:57:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Say hi to Louis for me okah?
tatanka_truck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what's the deal with Airline food?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So who is typing for you, you are churning out some great answers here.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry. I'm eating pizza. But it's not from new York. Can I come to new York and get some pizza with you? And beer.
dzone_b ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
who is for you right now the best stand-up comedian ?
YUlie2me ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:01:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's the deal with airline food
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, are you writing anymore sitcoms? And can I get a full series box set signed by you?
Pgull753 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:02:42 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Can you hire me, theres no real purpose to this other than just the weird though of "just asked"
Aero06 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:03:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:10:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what's the deal with airline food?
ricklegend ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:13:07 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance you might invite Jim Jeffries CCC?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:15:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you weren't famous, what would your career path be?
Jrose152 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:25:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The parking garage. When the car didn't start, I'd imagine this would be the funniest moment ever on set just due to the fact that the car unexpectedly didn't start and Kramer played it off. What was it like from your perspective during this moment?
peanutboo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:44:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is it just me? Everytime I click on a video link to youtube it quits and I end up in a endless loop. Help?
btc_recipient_bot ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:51:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry you dated my aunt in high school and she went on to marry someone named Cosmo which my parents claim inspired Kramer's first name. Just wanted to say I always thought that story was bullshit and it'd be nice if you could prove otherwise, thanks!
tipthomper ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:56:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Good afternoon Mr. Seinfeld, thanks for doing the AMA.
I will ask the question everyone has on their mind: have you figured out what the deal is with airline food?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:06:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, huge fan. Of all the genius episodes you have strung together, would you say you have a favorite episode? Thanks!
nevertellfriends ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:14:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with black people? They're not black And they're not people!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:43:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
True
Ash_Killem ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:02:53 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why the hell does this have almost 25k in downvotes?
irishwolfbitch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:18:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Its a disgrace how this is being downvoted
Arisom ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:44:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What did you think of the new Superman movie? Do you think it was too out of the superman realm for him to kill Zod?
DriveGerman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your most prized Porsche that you own?
PappyAL ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you telling us for the last time?
notevenmashed ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:47:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite line from Seinfeld?
unclefuckr ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:55:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is jerry Seinfeld
daveklok ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Does Kramer really hate black people?
throw_away_tonight ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:03:36 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks.
Curmugeon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:16:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're children went to All Souls right around the corner from my bicycle store on 3rd Ave and yet you never stopped in. We've always been celebrity friendly, what did I do wrong?
hellomygoodman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:23:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I only have one question Jerry Seinfeld. What is the most expensive ridiculous item you have bought with your money.
salmonhelmet ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:32:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gold rush in here.
I bet Seinfeld gets a lot of use out of it.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:32:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Although no one will believe me, this happened this morning at 11am:
phone rings
Me: hello?
Phone: hi this is Don with ---- health insurance id like to talk to you about your current rates, do you have a moment?
Me: actually I'm kinda busy at the moment do you think I could get your personal number real quick so I can call you back when I get a chance?
Don: (disgruntled) you can call me anytime click
VanityAintFair ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:32:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did it feel being booked BEFORE JFK Jr on this episode of Jay Leno? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3epCoN2Jzw
Gdolf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any advice for budding comics?
Legend0415 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:33:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When is the next time you are coming to Roanoke Virginia?
ialo00130 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:35:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, I'm a huge fan of the show.
I've seen most of the episodes and I see a superman hidden somewheres occasionally in it. After searching it up I found that you're a big superman fan and had the idea of a hidden Superman in every episode; is this true?
reddit3times ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your favorite movie?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
FrostSC2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:37:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, would you say you were the weakest character on Seinfeld? It's nothing personal, but I really believe that.
What do you think?
malevolentt ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:38:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I saw you at Barney greengrass one weekend. Is that a weekly thing for you and your family
imojo141 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
This is maybe the greatest AMA of all time. Jerry, you seem like one hell of a genuine guy.
gadevries98 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:24 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What was the cast of Seinfeld like? Is Michael Richards really a racist? I honestly love your show and can quote almost every episode. you are the best!!
danthemanmarino ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Have you ever used the 'stop short' move on a lady friend?
67and734eva ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:40:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
A couple things: first, where did you get such a great passion for Porsches and Volkswagens? Second, are you just as crazy about other cars as you are german cars? Thanks Jerry (p.s. I own a 1967 Java green bug and a sky blue 1973 super beetle, hence my username)
ADINPA ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry!!!!! Comedians in cars getting coffee is genius. I now have an irrational desire to spend $96,000 on a fiat Jolly. Do you recommend this?
AFoundingFather ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:41:20 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you go on reddit often or was this just a one time thing?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:03 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Will there be a nexus 10 reveled at ces?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever eat a banana covered in hair?
mimatowers ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:58:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what is your opinion on Bitcoins? You are a very rich man, it would be interesting to hear your take on this.
optimus_fuck ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:04:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello
N3xrad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:18:11 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Wow the Comedians in Cars getting coffee is awesome. Its so awesome you did something like this just to do it. If you dont like Jerry Seinfeld something is really wrong with you...
zoe1961 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:53:54 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:37:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
fuck you jerry
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:57:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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sympaticosquirrel ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:03:00 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
The jar's round, the mug is round. they should call it roundtine! THAT'S GOLD JERRY, GOLD!!!
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:13:05 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you god?
ipinpools ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:32:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. I would like to know what's the deal with airline food these days?
Aezeo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:43:29 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what IS the deal with airline food??
Skieth9 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:45:19 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane food; what's up with that?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:46:08 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Airplane food... what Is up with that?
kmankch ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:09:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What actually is the deal with airline food?
AtomicReactor ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:24:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food? Sorry.
Robbedlife ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:30:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
Archer_Yoshi ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:49:45 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you come up with the idea of Kramer's personality?
MrMumble ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:55:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with airline food?
highlighte ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:12:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi
Coffinspired ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:17:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld,
I know this AMA is over, but you may still troll this...
I just want to thank you for bringing my family together. I'm older and once again, more distant from my family now...but, when Seinfeld was on in the 90's, we would all gather to watch during a late dinner.
I wouldn't say 2 words to my mother all day, but once you were on, we would sit there and laugh and interact like it was a common occurrence, when it definitely wasn't.
To this day, we both know that we rub each other the wrong way...but, if one of us wants to see a smile from the other, reciting the "George Answering Machine" will do it.
Thank you for bringing my family together, if even only for a half hour at a time. :-)
Love ya, Jerry...CCC is great BTW.
seandapaul ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:18:16 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you Steinfeld?
aspiringnomad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:23:22 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airplane food?
Jame_Gumball ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:31:59 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is the deal with corn nuts?
conormacvictory ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:45:49 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's up with airline food?
UncleDrunkle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:52:21 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry - funny way to say AMA - so funny AYYYYE
LeonSalazar ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:26:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
When your on stage, what makes you want to be creative when you get bad reactions? I mean specifically, what do you do to get past the embarassment of failure?
ContentWithOurDecay ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:53:48 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Seinfeld? Best sit com ever.
oldenuf222 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 09:23:06 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
No question, just two things:
Thanks for the laughs. I've enjoyed your work for years.
And, more importantly to me, thanks for saying you will give an answer. Not many people do. Take care.
thatisreasonable2 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:10:41 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
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circleof5ifths ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:57:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well that explains its perfect context quite well then, doesn't it? Whatever helps you sleep at night under that bridge, troll.
CastroFidelous ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:16:46 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Karma. Please and thank you
CenkCenk ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:52:36 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry Seinfeld Archives
senco99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:13:07 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I always wandered and now I have right person to ask. How it feels to make 1 mil++ in week knowing that 99% of us will never make that much in lifetime?
Laughj84 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:15:40 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do pretzels still make Kramer thirsty?
rickster907 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:49:58 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, what is the frequency?
Thanks!!
wearjus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:48:51 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's with airline food?!?! Amirite?
eferrante ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:42:20 on January 8, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
...but are you still master of your domain?
cfc19 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 17:58:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, love your show. Best thing on TV along with Breaking Bad. Just wanna say thanks, though Kramer is my favourite character.
Climbing-down ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:00:26 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I dont know what to ask....ugghh.....What do you smell like???
hatsofftolarry22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:09:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hopefully not B.O. or B.B.O.
jackfrosted ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:50 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, what does it take for a person to be "funny"? Do you just have it or you don't?
Rob_Saget ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:32 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry!
Who is someone that has you in stitches every time you meet?
What is your relationship like today with the other cast-mates of Seinfeld? I would like to think you guys are a close-knit group outside of filming.
I host a podcast that has celebrity guests lined up such Brendon Small, Scott Aukerman and Seth Green. I was wondering if you would be interested in being a part of the show for an episode?
Thank you and look forward to your answers!
JChristopher22 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you had to pick one, which episode of Seinfeld would you label as your favorite?
thek2kid ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:59:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you lose any respect or did your relationship change at all after Michael Richard's comedy.... incident?
ImPrincessPeach ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you keep in touch with the Seinfeld cast?
dfish522 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Which character on Seinfeld would have the best spinoff show and what would it be?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Is eating on an airplane a hassle for you ?
Pyrrr ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have one of these hanged in your house ?
Dave2810 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:05 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
hung
soulexpectation ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Throughout it's run, who was your favorite supporting character on Seinfeld besides the core four?
marchwill ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:27 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you really hate smartphones? Can you picture a scene with the old classics George, Kramer and Elaine about it?
luclara ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello Mr. Seinfeld! Great fan here! :D Did the TV show affected on your stand-up career? I mean, did you change your stand-up act after the show started?
Thanks!
mindo99 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Any chance we'll get to see the deleted scenes again on your CCC episodes? Love the show -- it makes me happy.
skippy ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many Porsches have you owned?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you watch a lot of stand ups? Do you have any acts that aren't especially famous that you really like?
B-rad007 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, first of all, thanks for doing this. Now, I, along with all other fan of Seinfeld, have a favorite episode. What I was wondering is if you yourself have a favorite episode of Seinfeld and if there is a special reason any episode is your favorite?
brak014 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did NBC offer you the Tonight Show hosting gig? And if not, would that be something you'd be interested in doing? why or why?
bonzo10 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! Do you think that a Show like Seinfeld could be done nowadays? I often think that with the advances in communications and how people relate to each other (Social Networks, for expample), most of the situations could never happen!
Thank you for Everything!
killerado ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many cars do you own?
vicious_cycle89 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry,
What's the best part about doing nothing, other than filming a TV show about it?
SenseiCAY ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I watched Seinfeld as a kid in the early 1990s before I understood anything that was going on.
How would you explain your namesake show to a 5-year old?
NoWhammies10 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you hadn't ended Seinfeld in '98, would you still do it today? Have you thought of reviving it?
killerado ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you working on a new stand up act?
kittnzNrainbowz ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:02:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry! you seem to know all the best places to grab lunch and/or coffee on your show. What's your personal favorite place to grab lunch in NYC.
Also, you're fantastic.
soulexpectation ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:34 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What should I eat for lunch? I'm in Murray hill.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:17:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You aren't funny. There, I said it.
fluteitup ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:30:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! I really love your work. I got to see your show in Salt Lake City and it was GREAT!
What did you feel about the show The Marriage Ref? Was it as staged as some of the clips made it seem? Didn't your wife work on that show with you? If so, how did THAT work for ya?
Fluffynation ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:29 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Why are you not funny?
oh_no_its_shawn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:30 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with Bleu Cheese? It's not blue, it's not cheese, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
BillCuttingsOn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:47:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What exactly is your day-to-day work? Office job now?
uboat57 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:50:00 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So what is the deal with airplane food?
Cellhunter ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hello! Who came up up with pretzel bit , Larry or you?
Mattprime86 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:54 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Finally!
Okay so, what IS the deal with airline food?
taylu_b ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:58:08 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
"Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby" haha that was my favorite scene.
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Mr. Seinfeld. HUGE fan of your show and standup. Can you confirm that the episode where George does the exact opposite of everything is indeed the greatest single episode of any television show in the history of television?
[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:06:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. My friend and I live in Santa Monica. According to my friend, you have a garage across the street from him. Is this true? If so can I come over one day and meet you? Maybe take some photos of your cars? It would make me very happy. Thanks
InvisibleBlueUnicorn ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How did you like 'The Big Bang Theory'?
Chaz69 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:38:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
do you live near NYU i would love to bother you on the street with some overused seinfeld quote!!!!
SnarkyCommentBot ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
best part about this AMA is there is no way this isnt Jerry. He is was too neurotic to let a publicist do it for him.
forgotpassworddd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:10:45 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Did you ever realize Kramer was a super racist dick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
MustTry ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 20:45:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
So basically you're stealing the idea from Robert Llewellyn's Carpool. Not surprised given that you're a talentless hack. Stay classy.
thuglifeforlife ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You used to be funny in Seinfeld but now you're just old.
I_HATE_SEINFELD ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:16:16 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well fuck me sideways have I waited for this moment. You came to the wrong neighbourhood.
Neglected_Motorsport ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:20:56 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Sooo uh... What's the deal with airplane food?
circleof5ifths ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 11:00:25 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Well that explains its perfect context quite well then, doesn't it? Whatever helps you sleep at night under that bridge, troll.
Damadawf ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 15:36:17 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I just wanted to say, congrats on banging the 17 year old chick. I thought that was pretty cool.
cadencehz ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Link for the lazy: comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com
jwally33 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:21 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite moment in Seinfeld history?
yoshdawg ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 17:59:59 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hellllllllllooooooo Jerry
You-r-beet ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you still collecting porches? What are some of your favorites.
losurt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:11:33 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Haha I read this like collecting porches from a house.........
Seinfeld_Is_Life ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Whats the deal with Crackle? They have rights to some Seinfeld episodes and are the sole website behind CCC. Do you have any ownership?
whoiswillo ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with reddit?
commandercacho ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's your favorite standup bit of all time?
NaomiWatts ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:01:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you considering writing another book sometime in the future?
theboatmovie ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
k honaslty? What is Senfend still on tv today? Would Jere have iPhone or Gaxaly? Woudl Gerg eat cronut? Would Krame just yell n word at Barry Hussane Obame?
Peter_Venkman_1 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:02:17 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You're made mayer of your hometown. Absolute power for one year. What do you do?
LouDog312 ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:01:38 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
You are not funny.
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 21:04:52 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jew.
seabassch ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 23:59:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Only here to sell your new show. Lame fuck.
SpawnDonkey ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:44 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
you are terribly unfunny. that is all
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 18:09:09 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What's the deal with airline food?
mxjf ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 19:21:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)*
YOUR'E NOT FUNNY. YOUR SHOW ENDED YEARS AGO. GO THE FUCK AWAY.
Also nobody likes laugh tracks.
RudolfMitler ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 11:24:34 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
how bigs ur dick
[deleted] ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 12:45:33 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Never heard of you mate
laughingcolors ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:02:51 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who was your favorite character to work with in the show and why ? What was your favorite sub regular character and why ?
jrgius ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:03:55 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
LOVE Comedians in Cara! When can NYC expect the next live standup performance?
jimsim33 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:09:46 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I'm 50 years old and have been thinking about putting together some material for a stand up set. What advice would you give a newbie starting out?
bromleynyc ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:10:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do you have an endorsement with any sneaker company? Because you should.
bobby_bishop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:11:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Were you ever a fan/friend of Andrew Dice Clay?
Joev147 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:26:58 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
I made a reddit just so I can do this AMA 1. Where does Seinfeld rank on your all time favorite TV shows, and what are others? 2. If you could make one more episode, what would it be about? 3. Any inside info on a Curb your Enthusiasm return?
snowmanexpert ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:27:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Would you ever be interested in actually collaborating on a New Yorker cartoon? I create cartoons for the NYer (I sign them 'bob') and once sent you some cartoons (actually sent them to George, your agent)...Thanks and thanks for CCC, love it.
Drifkin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:32:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, My father is a huge fan of your show and we went to your Brooklyn show last year. A guy rudely interrupted your act claiming that he went to high school with you. First, did you ever follow up and get in touch with that guy? Second, over the years what was the most annoying disturbance during one of your stand up acts? Thanks!
scanners99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:36:10 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, I love "Seinfeld", but there was a point where I felt it "Jumped the Shark". This was about the time where the characters (including yours) got too absurd and I felt that the story lines where overly contrived. I always felt "Seinfeld" was at its best when Jerry was the sane one, who could point out and laugh at everyone else's insanity.
Looking back, do you ever feel this way, and was there a particular season(s) that you feel the show was at its prime??
Bogdanator ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:37:15 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Just wanted to start off saying that I'm a big fan of Seinfeld. Anyways my question is if you made another season of Seinfeld what would be some of your ideas for new episodes?
2xnjo ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:38:12 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Are you planing to tour Europe? a lot of fans here !!
marudder ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:39:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry, long time fan. You appearance on Howard last year was pretty Epic. Was his spot on CCC one of the your favorites you have done so far, or was it another one?
revyrevmd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:42:01 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hey Jerry. That's it :-)
samerty7 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:48:02 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
What is your most memorable moment of your career?
sanderson1650 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Michael Richards always looked annoyed in the outtakes. Was he?
RobSchaad ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 18:50:49 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
If you were to host an evening of films on TCM, what (off-beat) films might you choose?
dvpesam1 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 18:54:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Do any of ur kids have you sense of humor or quick witted?
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:58:14 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Who is worse, Newman or the soup Nazi??? Come on, I know tons of people would like your thoughts on this question!
Retrobanks ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:05:35 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I need an answer to a question I've had since that night that began in Paris. "Am I here?" I have asked it of Yoko Ono but she has no answer. I hope you do. Respect. Honour to You.
Drifkin ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:08:39 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
STOP and CHAT:
What makes you stop and talk to a fan that approaches you on the streets of NYC? Does it completely depend on your mood at the time or you'll give someone a minute of your time if you think their approach was creative/clever. Just in case I ever bump into you, I want to be prepared.
Thanks!
micestromike ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:22:13 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Scariest moment ever in a car?
themanrightnow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:29:41 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How many homeruns do you think Lucas Duda will hit this year?
TEPsAreTops ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:32:48 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry, Would you accept an honorary membership to the same fraternity that Larry David belongs?
themanrightnow ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:41:19 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Gerri - Can you do an episode of comedians in cars with John Voight in a Chrysler LeBaron?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:49:04 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry. Firstly I want to thank you for the many episodes of Seinfeld that have brought endless laughs to me and my family.
One question: are you a fan of how comedy has evolved to this crude/excessive/over the top style of dick and fart jokes?
I have always been a fan of your style of comedy, but I also can appreciate a good masturbation joke a-la Danny McBride/ James Franco.
Slynn123 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:55:31 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Hi Jerry! Big fan. I may be taking a shot in the dark here..but do you still have the Superman lunchbox I gave you after a show you did in Chicago about 11 years ago? It has all of Superman's stats on it, what each of his superpowers do, etc. I ran up to the stage when you were saying good night and handed it to you. I've always wondered what happened to it. And I want it back. ;0
lost_lucidity ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:04:11 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Ok first off big fan is Seinfeld. My favorite episode would have to be the soup nazi. A friend of mine had an incident where a man refused to let them but a turkey for thanksgiving and he is forever known as the turkey nazi now. Also I know quite a few people with festivus pole up every Christmas holiday. Anyways no questions just thought I'd stop and share a story and tell you Seinfeld is one of the best shows.
procamuflaje ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:04:47 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Jerry, I'm a very big fan of your work and I don't have any question, really. I just love your work (and Larry's too). Greetings from Argentina.
elizmarierosado ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:09:40 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
what's your favorite social faux pas that you have not already mentioned on Seinfeld?
madamemisery ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:37 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Was it a balanced creative process between you and Larry David for Seinfeld? Was there ever an episode where you disagreed with the writing?
perfect1yinsane ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:12:25 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
As a car guy and comedic legend, could you be a guest on Top Gear UK?
gabemarco ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:56:06 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Huge fan here. If you can make one more episode of Seinfeld, what would it be about and why?
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:30:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Favorite color?
knickyd ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:04:22 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
whats the deal with airline food?!!!
WhiteKnight687 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:20:57 on January 6, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Remember that time you were funny? Yeah no one else does either. Go back to the 80's.
dalepa ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:23:23 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Got Bitcoin?
FUCKCUNTYOUCUNT ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 03:49:20 on January 7, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
How come you are so jewish??? When is your going to germany for your gaschamber show?