A police officer issuing a woman a ticket for wearing a bikini on a beach at Rimini, Italy, in 1957. [1242 x 1653]

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KapitanKurt ยท 10935 points ยท Posted at 14:54:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


MasterFubar ยท 1905 points ยท Posted at 17:13:01 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Now, signorina, I will need your name, address, and phone number..."

rwwman50 ยท 561 points ยท Posted at 20:46:39 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And since court is closed over the weekend you will have to appear at 6pm at a local Resturant a trial with me.

Dr-Haus ยท 632 points ยท Posted at 21:25:00 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Somewhere, there's a 94 year old former Italian officer reading this comment thinking, "Damn...always think of the good lines when it's too late."

roeder ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:26:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*crab restaurant!

cwfutureboy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:47:07 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Osteria for a juicy oyster.

Marine Biology students know what I'm talking about.

Vamking12 ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:56:26 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Also are you single? Yes this is required"

repeatwad ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 02:42:08 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Starsky: What uh... What do you weigh?

Heather: What does that have to do with anything?

Starsky: It has everything to do with anything and just answer the question please, ma'am.

Heather: Around 115 I guess, give or take. I wish I could be more helpful.

troe2339 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 09:09:30 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

115 kg? It certainly doesn't look like that

nikiu ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 13:56:44 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was in freedom units, you pleb.

troe2339 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:16:56 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure Italy (like the rest of Europe) uses the metric system... And that they did so in 1957 as well.

centurioresurgentis ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:13:01 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it's a quote from an american thing

Falke117 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:28:37 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When does that matter?

For the fine I mean.

ASAmd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:54:51 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The policeman in the photo is nattily attired and appears to have a slight smirk as he writes out a ticket for the woman standing before him.

Fut745 ยท -26 points ยท Posted at 21:11:09 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You, signor, perfectly caption this image as I see it.

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 02:06:13 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see we're taking that title of the sub very seriously. I appreciate that.

JibbityJabbity ยท 693 points ยท Posted at 17:17:59 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

And I bet he took his sweet time doing it too. He's an actual bikini inspector.

ElBomberoLoco ยท 132 points ยท Posted at 18:42:54 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
troyunrau ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 20:15:48 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
carm62699 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:21:22 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wish this was a thing.

Jackanova3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:00:40 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who is that?

Imnimo ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 20:05:37 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it's Bruce McCulloch from the Kids in the Hall show.

rolytron ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:08:52 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't take his pen!

RomeNeverFell ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 23:25:21 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

He basically repeated and carried the same joke for two minutes.

Edit: It was not meant to be a compliment.

HittingSmoke ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 01:45:18 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The Kids In The Hall have always been masters of the monologue. Scott Thompson can tell the best five minute long gay joke you'll ever hear.

t3sture ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:44:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah, this is from back when we still had attention spans.

SenorPantsbulge ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 18:53:49 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He can't hide that cheeky grin there.

Plowbeast ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:10:31 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"It's a dirty job so let me do it."

Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:03 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I need this job

Cerulean_Shades ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:51:15 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just look at his smile.

correiajoao ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 22:29:42 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
-fakebirds- ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:08:00 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

FBI: female body inspector

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ksarnek ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 19:21:17 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We're doing binary search: a few more iterations and we will have found the perfect amount of skin to expose to the sun!

runujhkj ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 20:26:20 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Oh god, are we supposed to wear no clothes, or ALL OF THE CLOTHES??"

TheInevitableHulk ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:55:41 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There are some places you don't want sand

Imunown ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 21:07:13 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I heard it's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

frenzyboard ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 22:17:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Watertight skin-tight mostly transparent latex bodysuits.

alohadave ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:38:49 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Super NSFW!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/tJSNZlT.gif

Super NSFW!!!!

carl_pagan ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:03:18 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You should put the NSFW warning before the link. Also, what the fuck man

GiveMeHeadPhones ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That went from hot to not real quick

PenguinSunday ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:21:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

WHY?! WHY would someone do that?!

Bbrowny ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:09 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus fuck. That chick got some sand in her crack

ohineedanameforthis ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 22:02:15 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Eh, let's just find a way to shame all the women no matter how much skin they expose. We could save so much time and could concentrate on making even more people miserable.

OxvFer0cdak ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:17:12 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
prosthetic4head ยท 269 points ยท Posted at 18:21:57 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only shit ninjas are seen, so it's not a problem for the master ninjas.

braintrustinc ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 21:10:19 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not only are shit ninjas seen, but you can smell them from a mile away.

flapanther33781 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:25:48 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Only if you're downwind.

jimichunga ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:07:54 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Winds of shit are a comin'

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:18:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The shit hawks are circlin rando

yshuduno ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:42:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Like Lee Van Cleef. Nobody has seen him since 1989.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:31:49 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think you mean 2010

whatabear ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 20:10:18 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Don't forget making them sit on the ground and take off their clothes with a bunch of offices standing around them.

[deleted] ยท -30 points ยท Posted at 19:49:12 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's all about exerting control over tax payers - the excuse will change with time but the reason is always the same - exert control over tax payers on small issues like this and they become subconsciously open to being controlled on major issues and that makes it easier to remove wealth and power from them.

sosern ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:34:15 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you a communist?

TheInevitableHulk ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:56:33 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Da comrade we must seize the means of beachwear

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 21:31:32 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No :-s

How is a desire for proper democracy seen as communist?

BigKaine ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:26:58 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Proper democracy is a communist demand. For real democracy to exist, people must be in control of the economic as well as the political sphere of life.

plazmablu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:05:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's do that then!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:30:42 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah so how is that a communist demand?

nathanv221 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:52:56 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh... it's the definition of communism.

toveri_Viljanen ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:04:05 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Because you can't have proper democracy in capitalism.

sosern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:05:58 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

By being exactly what communists demand?

Your rhetoric is also extremely similar.

Here's what I think: You've found a problem with society, a group of leeches that don't contribute to society and you want them gone. The group you've identified is "government." Communists have a bigger picture, and see the whole ruling class, those who stand behind the government and actually give it authority, the capitalists as the problem. But somehow you've ended up as an alt-right, when what you want is communism.

sosern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:27:13 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
DodgersOneLove ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:49:15 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That looks like a communist mustache to me....

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:48 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I know you guys were told to hate them (by people whose aim was to remove wealth and power from you and to create a bad guy to divert attention away from themselves and their corrupt system) and so you do but am genuinely interested to know how proper democratic process is considered communist even by your ultra paranoid standards?

DodgersOneLove ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:34:36 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Who me??? I'm actually the wrong person to ask, I just thought that was a weird mustache/mouth for that face. I like the idea of sharing the wealth

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SenorPantsbulge ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 18:53:04 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is there a difference?

secretchimp ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 19:23:25 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The former will never understand that it embodies the latter

heronumberwon ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:56:33 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aloha snackbar! By the will of God we will prevail , brother!!

plays nausheed

/s folks!!

[deleted] ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:16:31 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People need to stop using /s if you're too dense to grasp sarcasm you shouldn't be spoonfed the joke

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 21:38:36 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People use /s so dense people wont downvote it to oblivion where it wont get seen

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:45:26 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Alright I see your point

NeverRainingRoses ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:58:33 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What do you mean?

Emerno ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 21:07:39 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's trying to suggest that the entire planet will be Muslim and under sharia law within 50 years.

NeverRainingRoses ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:08:52 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If that's what he thinks, I'd like him to explain his logic.

Emerno ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 21:14:51 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Logic

You might be here a while friendo.

NeverRainingRoses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:04 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's sort of the point.

Niet_de_AIVD ยท -48 points ยท Posted at 18:22:49 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

/r/PanicHistory

Edit: Not sure which part of the comment upsets people, but I find it hilarious.

Edit2: Alright I get it. Still funny.

Bran_TheBroken ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 19:25:03 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah, because there's definitely no anti-muslim hysteria outside of America...

Edit: also, the majority of that person's previous posts are in german, so presumably they're not even American anyways.

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TrynnaFindaBalance ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:47:58 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The 10,000th will get here sometime this week. We do what we can, but crazy politicians and getting them across the Atlantic makes it a bit more difficult.

Knosh ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:20 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which still puts us as holding something like a tenth of a percent of total refugees IIRC

droidballoon ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:03 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ouch, you referred to /r/worldnews and got the downboat. Sorry to see.

toveri_Viljanen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:33 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you haven't been to /r/Europe. It's full of racists.

Niet_de_AIVD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:02 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also surprisingly many Americans who are 'concerned with their heritage' which is something /r/ireland also has a lot of. At least, both subs often get linked in /r/ShitAmericansSay when an American with bad intentions join. SAS doesnt hate all Americans or America: just the ignorants and ignorance.

But you are correct. Racists are everywhere and the Euro ones tend to hang out at subreddits like that. Some /r/theoryofreddit a while back found that much of that (throughout all of reddit) had origins in stormfront. Also 4chan, but we knew that.

And I guess having millions of people on a website gets bad people from everywhere. I even found some very racist Asian subreddits.

Believe it or not, but there are some rather active Dutch subreddits where Dutch people post the bullshit of other Dutch people. However, that's all in Dutch so its not known by most people on reddit. Im sure the Germans have something similar although I only know some of their meta reddits (/r/kreiswichs ja oder /r/schland es ist sehr schรถn ja)

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umpalumpalala ยท -34 points ยท Posted at 18:24:34 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hashtag #NoContentPost

J22O19 ยท -49 points ยท Posted at 18:37:22 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, we're due for another crusade.

Saidsker ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:57:22 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

You guys tried like ten years ago but couldn't even get out the sand pit.

rwwman50 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:43:46 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Agree to disagree, if the goal was to kill Muslims than the most recent crusade has been the most successful by far.

http://www.commondreams.org/news/2015/03/26/body-count-report-reveals-least-13-million-lives-lost-us-led-war-terror

And that's not really taking account for all the civil wars and sectarian violence it kicked off by destabilizing the region.

HappyPenguinInc ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:20:17 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This chain is a train wreck.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:40:26 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus Christ dude use some context clues. First guy says it was a crusade. Second guy says it was a failed one. I then point out that if it was a racist crusade then it was successful at killing Muslims. I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing...

HappyPenguinInc ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:40 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd hope you would be saying that's a bad thing. Because, you know, it is.

rwwman50 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:21:14 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ehh. I'd like to see less people everywhere die but I also get the whole flypaper theory (not sure it's correct but there is some logic to it). Better lots die there then a few die here.

HappyPenguinInc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:22:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm sure they're quite willing to make the sacrifice.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It is not the concern of one country's government what happens to another country's citizens. If you could guarantee that the net loss of American life/net quality of life for Americans from all consequences would be less from any decision than from inaction than that decision is always correct when it comes to foreign policy. If killing 10k innocents in some random country could prevent the death of 3 Americans without inspiring further attacks it would be the right call.

HappyPenguinInc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:40:27 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, you're an actual sociopath. Never get into politics.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:34:39 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

International relations exist in the state of nature. There is no reason to worry about principles or ideals. Realpolitik rules the day, if you can't accept that than you have no place in any decision making process.

Thanks for the arm chair diagnosis. If you are actually a mental health professional than good job violating your ethics by publicly diagnosing someone you've never met. If you aren't than your opinion is useless and I hope you find something better to do than use your limited psych vocabulary to make it seem as though a mental illness/defect is an insult to be tossed around for your amusement.

HappyPenguinInc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:24 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You seem very comfortable with just letting 10,000 people die, though I have a feeling if you actually had to make that decision, your reddit experience wouldn't do you much good.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:33:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ike was willing to accept more than 80% casualties for the paratroopers at D-Day. Truman killed hundreds of thousands with the atomic bombs. Grant intentionally turned the civil war into a meat grinder knowing the south lacked the men and materiel to keep up while unleashing his armies on the civilian populations of the Deep South. The British sunk the French navy in port without the french firing a shot in anger at them during WWII. The Russians threatens to kill their own troops who refused to fight, knowing that cowardice was more lethal to their country than Germans. California was outright stolen from Mexico in a land grab because the US needed to be the dominant power on the continent to assure its future security. Good leaders make hard decisions and do bad things to protect their people.

HappyPenguinInc ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:30:18 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Still doesn't make it right. And not like they were the ones dying out there.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:23 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a totally different discussion. Leaders don't get to choose between right and wrong. They're dealing with problems of life and death for their own people.

If your problem is with the fact that leaders send others off to die I'm not sure what to tell you. If the people running things were constantly getting killed in combat the world would rapidly descend into chaos.

Saidsker ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:23:27 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Goal to kill most Muslims? What is this call of duty? The US went in to do one thing and they couldn't get it done, game over you lost.

ImprovingTheThread ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:29:01 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They went in to change the regime, which they did. That being said, the guy you're arguing with is a racist count.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:58 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not saying that was the actual goal, I'm saying that the comment above me implied that it was a racist crusade. If the invasion was a racist crusade then it was successful.

Saidsker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:34:09 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So I guess they stuck around all those years after just to make sure?

ImprovingTheThread ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:37:37 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

An invasion and an occupation are two very different things. The original goal of the War was to try Saddam dos his crimes. The goal was accomplished while the occupation failed miserably.

rwwman50 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:39:20 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not saying this was the actual goal, im saying that if the GWOT was a racist crusade against Muslims/Muslim power then calling it a failure is incorrect. It was enormously successful at killing people and toppling governments. Th

100mik ยท 130 points ยท Posted at 15:16:45 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

More info? For how long was this illegal?

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itaShadd ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 19:02:39 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well they even had bars with penis-shaped stools and celebrated (among others) a god with an immense penis. Genitals were evidently not a problem for them.

OldeHickory ยท 175 points ยท Posted at 19:21:00 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Romans loved the Phallic shape, it meant strength and virility. A typical roman city would have dicks painted everywhere.

JSTucker12 ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 19:24:55 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So like New York now. With graffiti.

Borkz ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 22:47:46 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Theres plenty of examples of vulgar graffiti and "so and so was here" bathroom-stall type graffiti all over Pompeii. It doesnt seem any different from modern day graffiti at all.

enagrom ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:08:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I spent a great deal of time translating from multiple volumes of the Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum for a project years ago. So. Many. Gems.

camdoodlebop ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:21:02 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

it makes you realize we haven't really changed as people, it's just a lot easier to document the small things

LikwidSnek ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:32:39 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do you think they had memes? Or things like Dickbutt?

diracalpha ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:58:27 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A bit late, but yes. Pompeii had flying dicks with dicks https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bronze_%27flying_phallus%27_amulet.JPG (NSFW)

lightsandcandy ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 02:04:52 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have a hard time believing that's real

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:47 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty sure they also found dick-graffiti at Pompei.

dghughes ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:32:00 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And (I swear I read this somewhere) a small penis was considered better than a large one.

Polskyciewicz ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:49:17 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a greek artistic ideal

itaShadd ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:19:58 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Do we have a source for that? It might be just like the "Greek nose": it's easier to sculpt and less likely to break, so that's why most statues have it.

droidballoon ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 20:33:44 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here's a theory for you: Only master sculptors could craft a penis so small and yet stable enough to not break.

Deeliciousness ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:05:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It would take more mastery to craft a large penis that's stable enough not to break.

Strung_Out_Advocate ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:51:51 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The David's penis was small as to not take away from the message of the sculpture. Plus, he was supposed to 14 or so when facing the goliath.

Runningcolt ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 22:41:40 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Plus Michelangelo never heard of fear boners.

Strung_Out_Advocate ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 22:54:24 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, looking at David's face, there was a complete absence of fear, which is one of the statements of the sculpture. Only pure confidence and determination, he was in complete control at that very moment. There would never be a boner in that situation as you can tell the muscles and proportions of his body were working towards achieving other biological functions.

Runningcolt ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:12:19 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Ok, you've convinced me. Michelangelo had definitively heard about fear boners, but through his intricate understanding of the human body and the divine spirit deliberately chose to not include one in his sculptural masterpiece.

Strung_Out_Advocate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:26:15 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also not completely convinced he believed in any divine spirit. Sorry if I'm coming off as douchey, just got back from Italy and was more blown away by Michelangelo than anything else.

Runningcolt ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:12:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Dude. Jokes. Both my posts were jokes.

However, I do think it is possible to intricately understand how the concept of a divine spirit would work without actually believing in it, making your conviction of Michelangelo being a man of no faith somewhat irrelevant.

Did you enjoy the rest of Italy?

Strung_Out_Advocate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:44:44 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Absolutely the best trip of my life thus far. Plus, you're spot on with his "depictions" of the divine spirit. He even refused the pope to paint the Sistine Chapel twice, stating he didn't even believe paintings to be art. He only did it after realizing it would be his greatest challenge.

SadMrAnderson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:58:12 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just had to get that humble brag out eh

Fizzol ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:25:20 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The was an article, dead link now, that claimed that if you viewed David's face from the appropriate angle he shows trepidation or fear. Looking at some of the images, I'm not sure I agree but could be.

camdoodlebop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:22:07 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't think I've ever seen a greek statue that showed emotion

Strung_Out_Advocate ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:05 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That'd be Roman

KhazemiDuIkana ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:41:17 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If I remember correctly, when viewed from above, i.e. Goliath's perspective, his face shows fear.

OldeHickory ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:52:42 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Large pen if meant you could not control your lust or think rationally

mellontree ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:11:36 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Judging by your typos you must have a large pen.

ledpoizn ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 19:36:55 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I swear I read this somewhere

/r/redpill ?

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Calittres ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:41:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why would he join a guild?

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:04 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why does that surprise you?

MuffinPuff ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:11:45 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I remember that too. Maybe it was the romans?

Will0saurus ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:32:27 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

afaik a large penis was considered barbaric (by men at least :P), same with trousers until the romans adopted them while stationed in northern gaul/germania.

comtedeRochambeau ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:13:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

IIRC that was an ancient Greek convention. Large genitals were a sign of lack of self-control. Source: something by classicist and philosopher Martha Nussbaum that I can't find right now.

cheffgeoff ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:49:36 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Saying "Roman's liked" something is like saying that Americans dress like Pilgrims. It's a huge generalization over a 500+ year period.

PM_me_your_GW_gun ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:52:10 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Keep telling yourself that

dghughes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:06 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

lol I knew after I wrote that it may not be a good idea.

sunonthecross ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:09:21 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

When the Greeks used large a large phallus it was was intended to convey stupidity.

skylos2000 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:12:29 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

In Pompeii there are dick arrows pointing to the brothels.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:35:16 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Most cities have dicks painted everywhere.

RomeNeverFell ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:27:06 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you sure of that? To my knowledge big penises were considered barbaric and overall uncivilised.

OldeHickory ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:30:21 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The penis in general was def a positive symbol, but yea the Greek trend of big is bad, small is good still persisted as well.

brainiac3397 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:03:00 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

dicks painted everywhere.

Supposedly cave paintings of dicks were founded as well. It's quite clear that the human race's most obsessed thing is the penis and it's various uses. From basic use to relieve waste and engage in reproduction to creative uses like worship and profanity to social uses for measuring manhood...the phallus should be considered a significant cultural symbol of the human race(tied of course with breasts in ranking).

DanskOst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:15:28 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You mean it could have been someone's job to sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks?

Varista14 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 23:33:43 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Once you understand how awkward and self-conscious our society is compared to ancient civilizations, you'll see that we're the weird ones for caring so much about genitals.

sje46 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:17:26 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Those aren't modern bikinis of course. They weren't used for swimming or even tanning. They were used, apparently, only for exercise, and considering the fact that in the Greco-Roman world, people exercised naked (the "gymn" in gymnasium meant "naked"), them wearing bikinis shouldn't be particularly surprising or noteworthy.

Nudity in the ancient world just wasn't as big as a deal as it would later become when Christianity spread.

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in the Greco-Roman world, people exercised naked

actually only Greece and, with the exception of Sparta, only men. The Romans actually blamed the prevalence of homosexuality in Greek culture on the fact that public exercise was naked.

RubberDong ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:54 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

are they playing volleyball?

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ChestBras ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:28:35 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Holy shit, kids down voting you, oblivious, that it's obvious, they are playing SimonTM anyways.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:23:31 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/r/VolleyballGirls ...my Valhalla

hurleyburleyundone ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:57:25 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

umm, those are dudes.

/s

J_Diz_My_Kiz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:28 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not the worst thing I've ever fapped to.

ShadeO89 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:17:28 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Until the damn christians sacked rome and instated the rules of their church.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KapitanKurt ยท 170 points ยท Posted at 15:26:12 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

At the time, Italy prohibited the revealing bathing suit; it was too immodest to be worn in public.

Source

selfcerulean ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:42:24 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh i thought it was a nude beach or something, crazy.

socium ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 20:01:20 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Oh, how we've come full circle.

kardiffkook ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:57:28 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And now it's men in speedos as far as the eye can see...

microCACTUS ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 17:02:56 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Note that Italy always kept its criminal law system that was built during fascism in 1933, adapting it to its new democratic values only piecemeal. It was a good and modern system when it was made, and there are other factors, but I wanted to point it out. The "Supreme Court" that could deal with such situations was only created 2 years before this picture was taken.

Lollikus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:24:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep, our Civil code is also from the fascist period, it was approved in 1942. And only modified by section as we went on. It's also interesting to note the welfare mentality and the related administrative bodies we kept

Nixplosion ยท 507 points ยท Posted at 18:54:10 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"ma'am Im gunna have cite you for wearing that"

"You're giving me a fine!?"

"No ma'am, you've already got plenty of that"

Rhamni ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 23:26:18 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"But you will have to take that thing off. Right here. Now."

backxstab ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:37:42 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smooth af senior officer. Smooth af.

Vamking12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:22 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Damn that's clever

Schizzles ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 19:07:24 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure he's smiling because he's got those big sunglasses on but he's not paying attention to the notepad.

Swamp_Troll ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:00 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

we do not need a zoom in from a different angle to confirm he only scribbled squiggly lines for the illusion

angrybroad ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 03:05:50 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have our body shapes changed? I've always noticed young women in the 1940s-60s seemed to have teeny tiny waists and their bellies only flatten below their ribs. I kinda have a body like that but I always thought I had weirdly prominent ribs or something. Idk, I just don't notice that exact body shape in women today. Weird

csonnich ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 04:04:49 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm almost positive this is from wearing corsets and cinch-wear that hold in the waist to achieve the popular silhouette at the time. If you wear them often, your body keeps that shape for a while even if you take it off.

hurrrrrmione ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 10:41:02 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Corsets were no longer commonly worn by the 1940's. They started to fall out of favor at the turn of the century, and WWI steel shortages completed the transition to girdles.

no_me_conoces ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:44:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Actually, this would explain the "bellies only flattening below their ribs" even better than corsets.

no_me_conoces ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:21:18 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is my theory as well.

nitramlondon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:27:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's also my theory.

jenroberts ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:56:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I always notice that, it's weird. They have tiny waists, but are thicker everywhere else. I'd really like a smarter person than me to explain this.

logonbump ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:15:03 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These days we wear pants at the hips, rather than at the natural waist. Our deposits of fat, our natural curves, end up outside one of those lines. Think of "muffin top" or "beer belly". Those didn't always exist like today

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no_me_conoces ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:17:27 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But her stomach is completely uncovered in this, i.e. as if it were nude. /u/angrybroad, I always notice and wonder about this as well.

no_me_conoces ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:20:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Clockfaces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:18:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is an interesting question. Could it be something to do with a variation in the type of exercise we do? Or maybe modern diet leads to fat gathering more at waist than thighs etc?

To me, that 1940s body shape far more attractive.

Maybe the more extreme modern weight-loss diets of celebs etc. (the bodies we most often see exposed) misrepresent natural female shape - they loose too much weight, are out of proportion so there is no hour-glass shape to their bodies (the width of their hips is no wider than their stomach).

cogsandconsciousness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:08:20 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I have your same body type and I have never worn a corset, so I don't buy that theory (someone posted it below). I lived in Eastern Europe for a while and that's where my parents grew up. Perhaps it's a diet thing?

kez88 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 05:22:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes, people have generally gotten more overweight. Back in the 50's women with these body types could still see a shape between their hips and waist, but now a days most women would probably just have fat there, so theres no taper in

TheMaStif ยท 141 points ยท Posted at 19:33:33 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Too much immodesty back then, too much modesty now...

They just need a reason to bother people on the beach

ThatEyetalian ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 21:08:01 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It feels like we always want to tell women what to wear on beaches for some reason. Like their lack of clothing/too much clothing offends us.

[deleted] ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 00:45:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly we are just saving them from themselves. With too much or too little clothing, sand can irritate their skin.

Personally, I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

hurleyburleyundone ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 00:58:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

/unexpectedAnakin

pistoncivic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:57:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You're anti-choice and pro-skin when it comes to swimwear.

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pistoncivic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:06:13 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I forgot that, thanks for the bad memories.

Landerah ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:18:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think the day it stops being 'we tell women' and it becomes 'we tell ourselves' is when this can finally be a thing of the past.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:20:04 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Am I missing something? People in this thread seem to be referring to people currently being chastised for wearing too much clothing on beaches.

Is it really just about the few small French municipalities taking issue with the 'burkini'?

ZanThrax ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:52:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nice is hardly a small municipality. And there's talk of a nationwide ban.

Legendhidde ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 10:28:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, there's talk of it?

How much talk? What talk? Who's talking?

AnOnlineHandle ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 00:56:10 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's be honest, their claimed reason for doing it was smokescreen horseshit. They haven't gone after nuns, who can't even have sex and have to live in communes, i.e. several times more hardcore.

Pretending that their motivations are what they dishonestly claimed seems less efficient than skipping the games and directly addressing what they were actually doing, which was trying to uniquely bully Muslims with a veneer of logical credibility which didn't matter one bit to them.

spru4 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:39:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yup. The muslims wearing this "burkini" (which for every anti islamicst too lazy too actually look it up, it's a wetsuit with a hood that was invented in 2003 by an australian) are wearing less than nuns and other christian hardcores.

Alexander_Baidtach ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:26:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not to undermine your argument, but Nuns join the order voluntarily. The French cities are just trying to undermine Islam with the banned Burkinis, they don't actually care about what the women want to wear.

AnOnlineHandle ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:32:07 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These women aren't living in countries which require them to wear it by law, so I'm not sure what your argument is supposed to be.

Alexander_Baidtach ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:40:31 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That becoming a Nun is voluntary, and, that this law in French cities, is to passive aggressively combat Islam regardless of what the women actually want to wear.

AnOnlineHandle ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:47:22 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I still have no idea what you're trying to say, have even less now actually. Did you even read my previous post?

Alexander_Baidtach ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:51:42 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They haven't gone after nuns, who can't even have sex and have to live in communes, i.e. several times more hardcore.

You make it sound as though Nuns don't have a choice.

Pretending that their motivations are what they dishonestly claimed seems less efficient than skipping the games and directly addressing what they were actually doing, which was trying to uniquely bully Muslims with a veneer of logical credibility which didn't matter one bit to them.

I was more or less agreeing with you.

Glad I could clear that up for you :)

AnOnlineHandle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:48 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You make it sound as though Nuns don't have a choice.

Huh? The opposite.

TheSourTruth ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 04:42:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why would France care about burkinis? If you want to wear a burkini, go to Saudi Arabia. When in Rome...

AnOnlineHandle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:32:00 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Are you asking me or the people in France who cared about burkinis and so tried to ban them? I doubt that burkinis are legal in Saudi Arabia, they were invented near me in Australia.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:24:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

#beachlivesmatter

NeverRainingRoses ยท 162 points ยท Posted at 18:48:19 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Funny how things change. Or don't change.

ZakenPirate ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 18:49:28 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But we always seem to think we know what's right.

gavriloe ยท 233 points ยท Posted at 19:23:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yep its amazing how often women make the wrong choices for themselves and we as a society need to step in to make sure that women are acting in their own best interest.

Clockfaces ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:22:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This comment. Thank you.

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I'm pretty certain putting women in bags and stoning them to death for not wearing them in wrong. Not 100%, but pretty sure.

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Backtobrown ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:10:58 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Closest thing to actual history porn I've seen come from this sub.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:25:58 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So when was sunscreen invented? Did everyone just burned as fuck back then and tough it out till they tanned?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KapitanKurt ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:32:27 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I know we did in Florida growing up as kids. We didn't know any better it seems. Price tag? I had three basal cell carcinomas removed from my back this past July.

DUBBZZ ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:03:33 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Here is your citation, I wrote my phone number and address right here in case you would like to come over to discuss it".

Parker_Warby ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:10:18 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sunglasses aid in the "ticket writing" process.

pmmeurpics ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 01:13:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ever wonder what happened to the kid in your class that reminded the teacher she forgot to collect the homework? This is him.

da_chicken ยท 258 points ยท Posted at 17:52:25 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ironically, Europe of today considers banning burkinis.

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Literally in the lifetime of my dad, they have gone from fining bikinis, to fining not wearing bikinis

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discospaceship ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:05:32 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Business is about to look up for them too.

modomario ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 11:45:11 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair it's not like you're only allowed a bikini. Normal clothing, bathing/swimsuits, etc are fine. It's just the full religious body/head covering they're after.

Not that I agree with the ban. There's some deeper underlying problems they need to go after if they want to stop self-segregation.

millerfan58 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:56:26 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's a whole lot of middle ground between a bikini and a burkini.

limejl ยท 222 points ยท Posted at 20:17:07 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Europe isn't a country and France isn't Europe.

Why do people always assume that because one European country does something, all of Europe must do the same thing?

BertDeathStare ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 23:04:26 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
j_la ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 01:31:37 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Also, the courts threw the laws out, so it's not banned in the whole country.

firstyoloswag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:57:53 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He didn't say it was

sulaymanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:45:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

France nationwide bans headscarves in public schools and government offices. The problem is not just isolated to a few pockets of France, this was a nationwide debate for weeks.

BertDeathStare ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:50:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes but what we were talking about was burkinis, which isn't banned nationwide. Headscarves and other religious symbols are indeed banned from those places.

sulaymanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:48 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The end result is the same, Muslim women are discriminated against. I don't see the importance of making a distinction here Or pretending that this is only a problem confined to a few communities.

BertDeathStare ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:47:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well I think there's a significant difference between banning all religious symbols (not just for Muslim women) in government offices and schools, and banning certain swimwear in public, for only one religion.

sulaymanf ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:35:43 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That may be the de jure difference proposed by the lawmakers, but the de facto result is that only Muslims are discriminated against. The law explicitly allows crosses in schools but not hijabs in the text.

BertDeathStare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:06:58 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

but the de facto result is that only Muslims are discriminated against.

That's not true at all; no one's allowed to wear any religious clothing, if a Christian wore a veil to school they'd get sent home too, but Christians generally don't wear veils. Sikhs can't wear turbans either, and some have been sent home for wearing it in school.

The law explicitly allows crosses in schools but not hijabs in the text.

Everyone's allowed to wear small symbols, like a pendant. It's not about whether it's Islamic or Christian, it's about whether it's subtle or not. A small necklace is obviously much less visible than a hijab or turban, you can even hide a necklace under your clothes. If Muslims want to wear a small pendant of Fatima's Hands, or Jews a Star of David, they can too, it's not limited to crosses.

There are no crosses or other religious symbols allowed on the walls, and no prayers or religious assemblies allowed of any religion. Note that this is for government funded/operated schools.

It's considered petty to downvote responses in a civil discussion btw, it's not a disagree button, you can do that with words.

sulaymanf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:41 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's like saying there isn't discrimination because the rich are also punished if they sleep under bridges or steal bread.

And here we go with the silly 'compromises." Fatima's Hands are a cultural trinket and not part of the religion, while covering one's hair is a mainstream belief. (I'm a man and I cover my head too) Am I supposed to be grateful we are given something meaningless while the important things are taken away? It's like saying no crosses on Easter but you can have some eggs. Plus regardless of what the law says it is enforced against Muslims far far more than it is against Christians.

BertDeathStare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:49 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's like saying there isn't discrimination because the rich are also punished if they sleep under bridges or steal bread.

That's a really bad analogy if I ever saw one. Christians and people of other religions are equal to Muslims in the eyes of the law, so there's no rich and poor here.

And here we go with the silly 'compromises." Fatima's Hands are a cultural trinket and not part of the religion, while covering one's hair is a mainstream belief.

All the law says is that religious clothing and large religious symbols are banned from school. That includes veils if Christians still wore them, hijabs, turbans, and anything of the sort. Anything blatant really. The Fatima's Hands was just an example of something small and subtle.

It's like saying no crosses on Easter but you can have some eggs.

It's more like saying do whatever you want on Easter in your free time, but don't bring your crosses or eggs into school or goverment buildings. Don't bring turbans either, nor crosses, nor hijabs, nor kippah, etc. You seem awfully quiet about Jews and Sikhs, why do you say only Muslims are being discriminated against when they can't wear their religious headwear to school either? I feel you're a bit biased.

Plus regardless of what the law says it is enforced against Muslims far far more than it is against Christians.

Well that would be obvious and make sense, because French Christians don't wear veils, I don't even think most would wear a little pendant.

sulaymanf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:07:22 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The analogy is apt, since not all religions are similar in practice; for example Muslims go to weekly congregational prayer services and Hindus do not, so banning regular congregations would affect one religion more than another. If one religion mandates external displays then they are unduly burdened by this law (and let's face it, that was the specific intention of those who passed it, French lawmakers weren't aiming for nun's habits here). You can't pretend it's simply equal enforcement when the law was deliberately crafted to inconvenience one religious group (you said so yourself, most French Christians wouldnt even wear a little pendant). The French National Assembly made this explicitly clear when voting on it, and you can read the transcripts.

Sikhs were some of the loudest opponents of the ban, and I joined them in protesting it back in 2004. Way to jump to false conclusions about me. It was especially galling since French Sikhs and Muslims died for the country in World War 2, only to have their religious freedoms of their children taken away.

BertDeathStare ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:59:06 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

for example Muslims go to weekly congregational prayer services and Hindus do not, so banning regular congregations would affect one religion more than another.

It would be more like telling people of all religions, whether they do it weekly or daily, to not hold their congregational prayers during school time or in government buildings. It's not like Jews and Sikhs don't want to wear their religious headwear, it affects them as well yet you pretend this law is only about Muslims.

If one religion mandates external displays then they are unduly burdened by this law (and let's face it, that was the specific intention of those who passed it, French lawmakers weren't aiming for nun's habits here).

France has a long history of irreligion, if Muslims come in late at large numbers then it's no surprise if the law was indeed mostly made for them and immigrants of other religious backgrounds, considering (again) French Christians haven't worn veils for a long time.

I don't even know if Christian girls ever wore veils to school since the French revolution.. If France has been irreligious and secular for a long time, and Christian schoolgirls never wore veils to school, why would they have to ban it? This all makes sense if you think about if (objectively).

Sikhs were some of the loudest opponents of the ban, and I joined them in protesting it back in 2004. Way to jump to false conclusions about me.

Are you serious? False conclusions about you after you said this: "That may be the de jure difference proposed by the lawmakers, but the de facto result is that only Muslims are discriminated against. The law explicitly allows crosses in schools but not hijabs in the text."?

By saying this you're clearly making it sound like only Muslims are burdened by this law, which they're not. This is why I responded in the first place, because that comment was obviously nonsense. By now I understand why you said it though; the bias is strong.

This discussion is getting pointless and tiresome, you're just saying the same things over and over in different ways. You can have the last word.

sulaymanf ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:58:04 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Virtually only Muslims are discriminated against. I should have qualified my remarks better but I'm writing slowly on a mobile keyboard. There's millions of Muslims in France but only thousands of Sikhs. Also my Jewish friend wears a yarmulke and found discrimination all over the place; a restaurant wouldn't serve him unless he took it off first, so he left. I'd have done the same.

And I'm repeating my points in different ways because you don't seem to be getting the difference between de facto vs de jure.

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I think it's more just that people don't care enough to distinguish.

StoneGoldX ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 21:01:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tell that to the UK.

BigbyWolf343 ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 00:28:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We shouted it at them as they slowly rowed out into the Atlantic, but I don't think any of them heard us.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:41:58 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Imagine if one us state passed a controversial law and people started saying "well in usa now this law blabla"

sje46 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 01:13:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

People do that shit all the time anyway.

Say you're American on the internet, and people assume you're a fat hillbilly racist on disability.

canashian ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:01:05 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Which is offensive: barely half of Americans are hillbillies. Many are rednecks, yinzers, white trash, or yoopers.

TheSourTruth ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 04:44:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You enjoy being racist?

Nobody_is_on_reddit ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:26 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then stop putting Honey-booboo on TV.

oakleysds ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 02:26:24 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Right, because an individual american has the power to just decide what programming is shown on TV on their own whim. Not anyone special or important, an average american can just go up to Mr. TLC and say "Hey, stop showing that Honey Boo Boo show." and Mr. TLC will say "Well alright, the show is canceled."

Nobody_is_on_reddit ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:32:49 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, have you even tried?

limejl ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:50:09 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And that would still be way more accurate than /u/da_chicken 's comment.

But gotta get that karma, am I right?

MannekenP ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And Villeneuve-Loubet, Leucate, Le Touquet, Frรฉjus or Nice, the towns where the local authorities decided to ban burkinis, are not France either. And as far as France is concerned, the Conseil d'Etat (administrative highest court) said those bans were illegal.

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rwwman50 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:49:51 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a pretty big difference between considering something and doing it

da_chicken ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:57:50 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I agree. That would be why I used the word "considering."

Lore86 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:10:57 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Italian here, the article clearly said the opposite of that, it wasn't even considered, the minister was asked what was his opinion on the subject and he rejected it, how can we go from that to "Italy considered a ban"?

Argarck ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:54:42 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Europe is not a country.

Solokian ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 19:30:42 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A few crazy, vote-hungry right-wing mayors, not all of Europe. And they've just been (obviously) rejected by the State Court.

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Solokian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:59 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So what, socialists are left-wing in France now?

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Solokian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:29:11 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They are not socialist in any way, shape or form. They are some form of moderate (?) right-wing. I'm saying this without necessarily being left-wing myself.

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Solokian ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:45:58 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

France has a human rights culture. It values women's right, specifically letting them wear what they want. So anyone can wear a diver suit that covers the hair, but not a burkini? This whole thing has nothing to do with religion, it's always been about telling women what they can and can't wear.

TheSourTruth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:28:09 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can you wear a burqa in France?

Solokian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:38:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You can't wear anything that hides your face. The law was clearly made against muslim women, but officially it's so authorities (and cameras) can check your identity.

I think this kind of clothing is awful and that women shouldn't have to wear it obviously, but we won't solve that problem with a law.

TheSourTruth ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 07:25:14 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sounds like France isn't a"human rights culture" to me.

HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:29:19 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

France has a human rights culture that favor the secular individual human rights over the freedom of religion, and the burqa is seen as a trojan horse from extremists to stop muslim women from going out freely with or without a veil.

In other cultures the freedom of religion might be more important (like in the US where religious communities can enforce very restrictive regimes on their members), but in France the individual rights to live without religious constraints is more important than the right to live with religious constraints when it comes to the public sphere, where the state determines the rules. The burqa is perfectly legal in private.

The idea is that the public sphere is where people influence each others, where morality and culture is defined, and given the track record of religion throughout history (violent persecution and massacre of pagans, scientists, critics, protestants, homosexuals, etc), religion was simply excluded from influencing the public sphere (since it already influenced the private spheres of its believers a lot already).

Again, there is nothing banning the burkini or the tchadri in private, the only rule is to keep the public sphere free of religious proselytism, competition and conflicts - invoking God or any religious principle when it comes to public debate is particularly frowned upon in France and seen as completely off topic. The catholics demonstrating against gay marriage learned it rapidly: all signs of religious nature were kept for private conferences and the back of the protest, because religion = personal matters.

It has no legitimacy to be on the public forum because it would leverage the personal, intimate religious beliefs of people (their religion), to force them into backing a political action that has either very little to do with said religion, or is forcing its religious principles on other citizens who do not share these religious beliefs.

Regarding islam, there is no law forcing people to eat pork - school food are actually required to provide an alternative menu; there is no law forcing people to not wear a veil or a full on burqa in their home and private property; there is no law banning the practice of the ramadan or prayers. The only restrictions are for the public sphere, because religion is a private matter in France, to insure the basic human rights of all citizens on a global scale.

Solokian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:22:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It used to be, at least somehow, but not anymore yes.

HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:58:41 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Yeah, it's totally not about salafists and other extremist branches forcing women to wear burqa and gloves (otherwise they get called sluts, harassed and spat on at best, thrown acid in the face and "honor" killed at worst). The ban on the burkini is dumb and counter-productive, but you can't just ignore the major problem of extremists in islam in the projects.

In a perfect world, muslim women could wear burqa all they want, refuse to speak to men, refuse to be treated in hospital by any men, refuse to go to public places with men around, or to have a job with any male coworker - muslim women would be perfectly free to live however they want, with absolute individual rights and all would be well.

But the current society can not provide such unlimited individual rights because granting such extremely large individual rights would allow a massive violation of basic human rights for hundreds of thousands of muslim women who do NOT want to wear a burqa, who do NOT want to only go outside to women-only places.

Our society can not be completely naive and think granting individual rights will not be exploited by all the social control existing among all groups, especially in social groups made of immigrants who were denied proper integration (since the 50s) and where tradition is increasingly stronger.

If you care so much about individual rights, I recommend listening to the muslim women who live in these communities and are trying to live a modern life where they can freely study, work, socialize and have a love life, and how the whole community is getting more and more aggressive in shutting them down, always comparing them to the more submissive members who accept to stay at home and wear the hijab at all time, while glorifying the most "pious" ones who dare wearing the burqa public (discreetly within the projets' limit) as some sort of religious purity.

If muslim women could weak bikinis, summer dresses, have lovers, drink at bars, go out at clubs, be managers supervising men - and let's be crazy, be lesbians/trans/bi - without being called a disgraceful subhuman piece of crap by their family, neighbors and community, without receiving violent threats by male members of their own family (over a so-called sullied "honor"), then yes we could allow everything.

The harsh reality is that people's individual rights, especially women's individual rights, are threatened by every group they're part of: social class, geographical area, cultural and linguistic group, religious community, professional sector, etc.

So the state has to make compromises to ensure the most important and basic human rights are defended first:

  • by banning the burqa, the state reduces the religious freedom (mainly) and slightly reduce the individual right to dress however you want (note that ALL clothing covering the face are banned: masks and balaclava are banned too, only tolerated if it's cold enough and while moving to a destination while exposed to the outside environment).

  • in return, it ensures women who do not want to wear a burqa, to refuse wearing it because it's the law as well their choice. Since standing up against accusations of being a bad muslim or a slut is extremely difficult and very likely to get you excluded, particularly in the projects, the french society decided to back the right to refuse the burqa, over the right to wear it in public.

Rights and liberties do not exist in a vacuum, they all affect each others. In a perfect world the state would grant unlimited freedom to its citizens and the rest would self-regulate magically. Sadly, it doesn't work like that and a theoretical liberty can perfectly allow a local tyranny to thrive and force itself on the "free" citizens.
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The whole burkini debacle is about that: openly refusing the tyranny of extreme islamists.

But it's very poorly done and even more poorly implemented (asking a woman to leave the beach because she had a veil on her head covering her hairs and walked in the water at ankle level a few minutes ago, completely out of place and plain stupid decision by the police forces).

Why the burkini? Simply because it is a much easier way to say "no!" to a swimwear, than it is to honestly talk about Saudi Arabia (selling us oil and buying our planes) and Iran, or directly addressing the theological issues with the fringe currents in islam (similar to how it's taboo to talk about the Opus Dei in Italy).

Politicians and media still love the burkini drama because it's very unlikely to paint them as biggots (it's not about banning the Quran) or trigger terrorists attacks by outraged extremists (who actually dislike the burkini since it still shows women's curves), but the whole thing underneath is still the clash between the secular state vs the religious control over its citizens.

[deleted] ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:22:15 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It goes against core European values, which is why the French court struck the laws down. Thank god for division of powers and the judicial system.

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With this, we saw something important in the last few months. French politicians care neither for democracy nor secularism.

ApeRobot ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:16:04 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Wow good job capt obvious

plplplplomg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:33:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ironically? burkinis represent similar concept of morality, that it's shameful for women to show their body. If anything banning burkinis is completely opposite to what this picture represents. I don't see any double standards here. (also France)

Victorhcj ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:31:13 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it kinda pisses me off how people think this is equivalent. Also the reasoning behind it is very different. Banning bikinis is to force women to behave in a conservative manner. Banning burkini's is to stop Muslims from looking so "other" to the rest of society because this hinders their assimilation

plplplplomg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:00 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

i hope that by "other" you mean: backwards, oppressive and sexist :) (so in the end everything the picture in this thread also represents)

Endurable_Cheetah ยท -5 points ยท Posted at 19:37:36 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ignorance lives at both ends of the spectrum? ;)

BeatsByiTALY ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 21:18:24 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anyone wonder why this photo was taken? 2nd Officer with a camera, bikini lady's friend or random person.

Also she's kinda clenching her stomach like one would when they want to appear slimmer in their midsection when being photographed. This with her posture and facial expression makes her appear uncomfortable. Which leads me to think she's not a friend of the camera man.

Seems a lil odd for an officer to allow himself to be photographed by a random pedestrian especially with the sly smirk on his face. Almost as if he is in cahoots with the camera person. Add to the fact this is 1957 where cameras weren't as ubiquitous as today.

So my conclusion is that the Italian police were looking to document this moment for some reason.

Wish I knew the back story to see how many of my assumptions are accurate.

therealscottenorman ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:43:25 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You are over thinking this

BeatsByiTALY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:53:31 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah definitely, just a harmless game I play trying to deduce things from the tiniest of details with the full knowledge that it all could be incorrect.

SaltyBabe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:36:35 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

It could just have been used as an example photo. They did that a lot in the past, now usually just in marketing. "Look at this lascivious rule breaking" - then state she has VD. - Public service announcements of the past

BeatsByiTALY ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:19:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That was where my mind was headed.

My_Ex_Got_Fat ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 21:28:26 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nah from her figure it was more likely a corset as they were a bit more common back then.

NeverRainingRoses ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:24:27 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not on the beach. And really corsets were long since out of style by the time this photo was taken. It wasn't uncommon for women to wear shapewear like a girdle under a dress, but not at the beach.

gossypium ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:29:01 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Um corsets largely fell out of vogue in the US in the 1920s. Italy, I am not sure, but what people would have been more likely to wear when this picture was taken would be a girdle, a less upper-body rigid affair and more of a midsection/hip constraining and smoothing garment.

hurrrrrmione ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:34 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

One of the main reasons corset use stopped was steel shortages due to WWI. Since Italy was involved in WWI, I imagine corset use there stopped or significantly descreased around the same time it did in America.

BeatsByiTALY ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:56:49 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gotcha that's a thought that hadn't crossed my mind. I've never seen the effects of a corset when its not being worn. Mainly because they've fell so far out of favor. Is her midsection what you might expect someone who regularly wears a corset to look like without their corset?

camlop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:55:24 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm assuming that the corsets caused that. I could be wrong, but this is something I've wondered, too, and theorized about. I looked up pinup women who had tiny waists (very likely due to corsets), and they had that inward-dent thing around their waist. I think Bettie Page wore a corset to get the tiny waist that she had, and if you look up photos of her, you'll see that her midsection kinda looks like the woman in OP's photo. Corsets (real ones, not costume or lingerie ones) do leave long term effects if worn long enough.

DanskOst ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:19:57 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The cop was just trying to score some karma for his grandchildren.

Grizzzly_Adams ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:44:59 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Perhaps a roving reporter? This was the height of the atomic age and such racy, topical fashion would probably been perfect fodder for magazines or newspapers, just as we share burkini drama on reddit today.

BeatsByiTALY ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:09:16 on August 30, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Good theory, seems controversial even today so i could see it being a good story to cover back then.

One thing I was thinking about was how cops handled reporters back then versus now and EU officers vs. NA officers. Living in LA I can easily see a beach cop being annoyed or aggravated being photographed by reporters while doing his job. In my experience these days cops generally don't take kindly to cameras. So seeing that sly smile the officer has seemed uncharacteristic to me.

What are your thoughts about officer vs reporter relations over time?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:27:18 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And to think, French police are now doing the opposite

live52 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:48:13 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something quite shocking

But now, God knows, anything goes โ€” Cole Porter

T3hHippie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:05:05 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just think...that hot babe is most likely dead or in her late 80s now

wicked-dog ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:00:37 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This makes it seem like men are always going around and trying to control what women wear.

fidget_bardot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:07:15 on September 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

all i know is that i sure am...

deirlikpd ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:44:21 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How ironic. These days they ticket for wearing too much and being covered up completely.

Propaganda4Lunch ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:28:30 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Bikini Ban

Our reaction: Screw people that don't like half-naked women.

Burkini Ban

Our reaction: Good! Screw people that don't like half-naked women.

Notice a trend?

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JustHereForPka ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:43:07 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

There's nothing wrong with half naked women being sexualized. What do you think a girl in a bikini is trying to do?

Alerta_Antifa ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 00:51:15 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Swim?

Diogenetics ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:37 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

nahh, get out of here with that logic. women only wear those types of clothes for men's attention.

JustHereForPka ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 01:04:08 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Then she'd show up in a wet suit.

Alexander_Baidtach ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:27:36 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Get a tan?

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Propaganda4Lunch ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:54:45 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm from a Muslim family, and for the record, I'm an apostate marked for death.

The degree to which Islam seeks to control women -- is the real danger. And frankly it doesn't even compare. What Islam does is infinitely worse. And that's not hyperbole. Murdering women, for what they wear, is so much worse, it's off the charts. And doing so with community approval, is draconian. Yet such heinous acts are the norm in all nations operating under Sharia Law.

If you're trying to support women, fight against Islam.

Jagdpanzerr ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:20 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

If we just pretend he isn't squinting because the sun is in his eyes, it looks like he's smiling because he knows exactly what he's doing and he loves it.

Erectionspecialist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:55:59 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd have called the fire department, sheesh...

thelakekitten ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:22:17 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ahh, those were the days. you say that like you long for that time no, im just saying those were the days.

rickgene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:17:03 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

is he writing a ticket or his phone number?

bickering_fool ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:42:54 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry lady, going to have to take down your particulars.

timmyfinnegan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:05:23 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That's a really nice bikini, hope those make a comeback

hutimuti ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:27:06 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Timely considering the drama around banning burkinis on French beaches.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:26:44 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Why is she being fined for wearing a bikini again?

our_best_friend ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:46:09 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It seems staged to me. Do we have a source or something?

Capermis ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:16:43 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Sorry ma'am, I'll have to confiscate that."

[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 23:16:45 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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camdoodlebop ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:25:55 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this bot is literally an advertisement for a reddit user

Spacegod87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:14:22 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

She looks sultry even when getting a ticket, lol.

MrJoness ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:22:50 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

FYI Italy to this day is considered a conservative nation . for example I spent last summer in corsica and sardinia. at sardinia I barely saw any topless women but In corsica I barely saw non topless women haha and it's only a 40 minute ferry ride between both countries

johhan ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:44:31 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What kind of fairy?

sefqon1 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:08:18 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hopefully topless ones.

krispness ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:41:57 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Can't believe they let you ride a topless fairy in these so called conservative countries.

tastycummies ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:54:09 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"I went to Sardinia, let me tell you about the entirety of Italy..."

DontChooseStrife ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 22:15:58 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Aw don't be like that. He could have visited many other places and just used that as an example.

Everyone on this website so eager to attack someone based on the worst possible interpretation of what they said.

MichioKotarou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:49:35 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I visited the Amalfi coast last summer and most women were in bikinis and/or showing some skin. Might have seen a boob or two here or there, don't quite remember.

So I'd say - gasp - different areas of the same country have different norms! (/s)

jorsiem ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:32 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, you won't see many topless women at the beach anywhere outside the Mediterranean, unless it is an obvious nudist beach.

MuffinPuff ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 21:14:18 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

God, it's such a stark contrast to the US. To think, you could get to another country in 40 minutes. I couldn't even reach the next state in 40 minutes. If traffic is bad enough, not even the next county.

Floorspud ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:58:21 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unless you lived near the state border. Or the Mexican border, or maybe if you could take a ferry instead of driving in traffic.

dghughes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:21 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Or you know, Canada.

MuffinPuff ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:15:26 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

All of that goes without saying, clearly. But the majority of states in the US are fairly large, and densely populated cities aren't typically on the border of the state, so it'll take a while to travel across state lines.

This doesn't include the tiny states in the eastern border, but the rest of country is fairly vast, and you all should know this.

Floorspud ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:20:50 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So you basically came to a thread about something happening in Italy to remind us all that the US is big?

MuffinPuff ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:26:46 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No, I came to this comment to compare the differences, as travelling 40 minutes to get to another country is something I've never been able to do from my location, so that experience piqued my interest. Your condescension is not necessary, and neither was your initial comment.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:48:45 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

I drove from Boston to Maine and spent roughly 15 minutes in New Hampshire. It was insane. Did you know New Hampshire doesn't require people over the age of 18 to wear a seatbelt but they have a state run monopoly on liquor stores?

NeverRainingRoses ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:25:53 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We always take off our seatbelts when we cross the NH border.

And then we put them back on again

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:17:53 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought about taking mine off for maybe half a second but then my brain corrected itself.

bradtwo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:06:16 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

P- "You know why I am giving you a ticket today ma'am?"

L- "Because I'm wearing a Bikini officer."

P- "No, because that ass is... Fine"

.... I'll see myself out.

The_Paul_Alves ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:21:06 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Please tell me he's an Italian Federal agent. A Federal Bikini Inspector!

liquid155 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:40:46 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but it's Italy so she's getting the ticket for not being topless

SJWTROLL ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:42:33 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He should really be giving a ticket to the perv taking that woman's picture. How dare he take her picture when she forgot to wear pants in public.

cosworth99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:58:25 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The irony is that we are focusing on the bikini when we are really trying to fight what the cop represents.

The cop is Islam. Forcing morality on people. A Burkini ban is banning the cop.

sashablyat ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:18:18 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"It's the pleats..I'm actually taking them back..to the pants store"

mayorjimmy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lilpims ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:53:22 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As a French person, this made me chuckle way more than I should.

This world is crazy.

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Sansa_Culotte_ ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:26:46 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

These days, they are being ticketed for not wearing a bikini.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:57 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What? Where?

Sansa_Culotte_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:30 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 22:22:03 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ooooh. I see. You were being sarcastic. I thought you were being serious when you said you get a fine for not wearing a bikini. Good one!

Sansa_Culotte_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:47:19 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol I see that reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 15:47:31 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You posted links that mention recent events regarding the use of specific religious garments at the beach. You then said people are being forced to wear bikinis. These are 2 different things. I can only assume you were joking, since a garment being banned and a different garment being mandatory are not the same.

Sansa_Culotte_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:15:48 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Seriously, work on that reading comprehension.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on August 31, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How about you stop being a horse's ass and explain yourself then? You said people are being forced to wear bikinis. Then you link to 2 stories that are not about people being forced to wear bikinis. So what point are you trying to make?

Sansa_Culotte_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:06:27 on September 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not allowed to wear beach clothes that cover your body = wear a bikini or else

But I guess its le terrerist menace so idc

saibot83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:59:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Is that Barbara Bouchet?

zakats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:30 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lizard_Of_Ozz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:42:21 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This doesn't make sense I thought it was the norm for Italian women to go to the beach topless? Why is it a big deal if she's in a bikini?

Man_of_war123 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:40:52 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Anybody know if there's a sub for pictures of vintage-bikini-wearing women?

btinc ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And now you get one for not wearing one.

jawr_character ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:21:30 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Full bush or shaved?

leutnant13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:15:29 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Does her bikini bottom have pockets?

Artystrong1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:01:38 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No,but I see spaghetti coming out of mine

shtrubly ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:41:37 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

We must remove the evidence and examine the crime scene.

wouldthatmakeitstop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:59 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Now those crazy Europeans have gone right around the other way and are fining people for wearing too much at the beach.

RadioPimp ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 18:09:55 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A Federal Body Inspector hard at work.

"You-a pass signorita!"

Macmang29 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 19:16:00 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't know they were so strict on there nude policy

juarmis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:00:23 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

"Here you go lady, your ticket, being so hot is illegal" These Italians they never rest of picking up girls.

otterland ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 18:43:13 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 00:36:47 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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Camshaft92 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:39:16 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Nope, she's very sexy

DrEvil007 ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:43 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

As time goes on, women wear less clothes. Excellent.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:06:06 on August 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I see we're taking that title of the sub very seriously. I appreciate that.

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diphiminaids ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 21:14:22 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

How could a man, in good conscience, do something to prevent women looking like that walking around?

[deleted] ยท -20 points ยท Posted at 20:05:25 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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nothinbuttherain ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:22:56 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Let's see your perfect abs.

aborthon ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 21:52:22 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Today its acceptable to wear something as revealing as a bakini, but burqinis on the other hand...

mauricontre ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:27 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Clicked on the subreddit and was deeply disillusioned and disappointed.

Gaggamaggot ยท -52 points ยท Posted at 19:02:53 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

She would be about 80 today. Still want to see her in a bikini?

edit A lot of weirdos want to see her in a bikini.... okay then...

delaboots ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 22:45:02 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

He's probably mad his wife's tits hang down like utters.

dghughes ยท -41 points ยท Posted at 19:28:08 on August 28, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I bet we all know she never had to pay for that ticket. I bet she never paid for any speeding ticket or any fine or pay for dinner.

The officer was probably transferred to dog catcher the next day.