That's just mean. You know she has to pay hundreds to save the 110. What kind of fat cats do you think we are? Who would use coupons like that?? Honestly?? Mr. Rockefeller over here that's who... Paying his babysitters in golden toilet paper...
Times are tough. Obviously none of us would use that sheet of coupons (even though the meals are loaded with hundreds or thousands of calories, the penny-to-lentil ratio is still better even with the coupons so it's still wasteful), and sometimes you gotta take advantage of fat cat babysitters while you're out scrounging for protein.
I fully support what OP did. Coupons might be worthless for us, but they're good as gold for people who don't give a shit about wasting their money. With zero expenditure on your part (and until they find out what you're doing) you can reap considerable rewards.
Man this post got me mad as hell... Until I realized what subreddit I was in
koy5 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:35:48 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Still an advertisement invading your life. But reddit upvotes to pay off ratio is high so in this sub I have to give the shilling an A+. Really efficient.
Man, you have problems bro. It's in the title frugal_jerk. It's a circlejerk subreddit. Maybe look at the subreddit title before going off in a rodrage next time.
LTALZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:49 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What do you expect? This Rockefeller has enough calories to produce offspring and hire servants! Probably living it up in a 4-door automobile with tires.
People pay money to leave their children with you? How do I begin to take advantage of this? Children make excellent thieves and pity mongers; I've been attempting to persuade people to lend me their children for years now.
You're the kind of people that I would babysit for a second time while you were away all weekend. I'd have a nice steak, egg, and milk dinner Friday night finished off with a bottle of whiskey. Saturday morning would consist of me shitting in every single toilet and leaving the lids open for the rest of the weekend.
ChinpokomonMustard ยท 488 points ยท Posted at 19:15:19 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's just mean. You know she has to pay hundreds to save the 110. What kind of fat cats do you think we are? Who would use coupons like that?? Honestly?? Mr. Rockefeller over here that's who... Paying his babysitters in golden toilet paper...
๐๏ธ GoneGirl_28 ยท 192 points ยท Posted at 21:25:10 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We usually leave the kid with the trash pandas, but thought we'd splurge on a babysitter with our new found riches!
diphling ยท 92 points ยท Posted at 23:48:48 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The trash pandas would have at least raised the kid right.
TreezusSaves ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:52:06 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Times are tough. Obviously none of us would use that sheet of coupons (even though the meals are loaded with hundreds or thousands of calories, the penny-to-lentil ratio is still better even with the coupons so it's still wasteful), and sometimes you gotta take advantage of fat cat babysitters while you're out scrounging for protein.
I fully support what OP did. Coupons might be worthless for us, but they're good as gold for people who don't give a shit about wasting their money. With zero expenditure on your part (and until they find out what you're doing) you can reap considerable rewards.
ChinpokomonMustard ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 22:04:28 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They don't realize how many calories it takes to even get to a burger King.. fat cats..
MadMarbleHead ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:07:35 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at fat cat over here! Has enough calories to figure out penny-to-lentil ratios!
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 15:26:48 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The paper itself has a great deal of nutrients and fiber.
ChinpokomonMustard ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:40 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This guy gets it!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 16:56:58 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
When I do, I am going to store it securely and dole it out in very small increments to my family.
PM_PASSABLE_TRAPS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:16:17 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hold on there, is trolling this subreddit entertaining to you Mr. Gates? Moneybags over here able to support a whole family!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:28:44 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
More organs to harvest friend! Timmy doesn't need kidneys he can share with his sister.
Almondjoy247 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:58:00 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Woh woh woh. Are you turning down the .01 cent. PER CUPON that each is worth? Looks like you are the real fatcat
drpinkcream ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:49:40 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey now, she's getting over $110, lets not just throw numbers around.
OmarGuard ยท 171 points ยท Posted at 19:47:44 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man this post got me mad as hell... Until I realized what subreddit I was in
koy5 ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 15:35:48 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Still an advertisement invading your life. But reddit upvotes to pay off ratio is high so in this sub I have to give the shilling an A+. Really efficient.
foxyfierce ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 20:32:26 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It says OVER $110 in savings. You got screwed and overpaid.
IKnowPhysics ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 21:15:13 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cash value of each coupon: 1/100th of a cent. You're sittin' on a goldmine, fatcat!
IAMALiam ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 20:50:24 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
hey it's me ur sister
Aadenoto ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 22:27:45 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's definitely a frugal_jerk
๐๏ธ GoneGirl_28 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:00:07 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He definitely can be.
[deleted] ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 03:48:56 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ GoneGirl_28 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 05:38:29 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Apparently the humor in this was lost on you. DISCLAIMER: Would not really pay a babysitter in fast food coupons!!
However we are both cheapos, he just has a little less tact than I do about his frugal ways. We look for every discount we can find.
LTALZ ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 05:55:08 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You cant read sarcasm through text. When you say "he definitely can be" I assumed you actually gave your sister coupons as payment.
potatoesarenotcool ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 08:28:20 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Good on you, saving calories by not using your brain. This man is very frugal.
LTALZ ยท -7 points ยท Posted at 11:10:40 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
thewookie34 ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 14:01:17 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Because this is a satire subreddit dumbass.
๐๏ธ GoneGirl_28 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:21:58 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you, I didn't think an explanation was warranted.
LTALZ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:19:21 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
thewookie34 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 19:21:51 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Man, you have problems bro. It's in the title frugal_jerk. It's a circlejerk subreddit. Maybe look at the subreddit title before going off in a rodrage next time.
LTALZ ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:33:49 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
thewookie34 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:36:37 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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thccontent ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:46:42 on June 11, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Calm down, dumbass.
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baldylox ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:10:04 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Check out Bill Gates here with his fancy-ass "coupons" - in color, no less.
Those coupons didn't come from thin air, which has been my diet for a while now.
This fatcat Daddy Warbucks showoff probably has some fancy-ass "mailbox" somewhere that the coupons were delivered to.
What's next? Offer your sister the Crown Jewels to babysit?
These kinds of shows of opulence is destroying this sub.
ForgottenJoke ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:34:34 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What do you expect? This Rockefeller has enough calories to produce offspring and hire servants! Probably living it up in a 4-door automobile with tires.
grunt_gunner00 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:18:42 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Look at this fat cat with enough calories to raise a family and throw away perfectly good coupons, those savings can feed my entire village!
larman14 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:59:36 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You gave away your toilet paper?
๐๏ธ GoneGirl_28 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:04:26 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We use the McDonald's coupons for that.
llzes ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 23:38:42 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow look at these fat cats having enough calories to procreate and showing off their material possessions to the world.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:32:10 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So many fatcats in this thread, calling this fiber rich paper meal toilet paper. Such wastefulness
TheHittman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:13:52 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You could afford to spend them? Some have all the luck. We used the coupons as blankets, because we had no bed sheets or bed to keep us warm at night.
WAR_T0RN1226 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:46:26 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pro-tip: take babysitting jobs, eat baby
mynameisjiev ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:09:55 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We (the gf and I) just got this last week. BK has the best fries in fast food right now.
notjawn ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:20:31 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
pshh I just pay the little shit in lentils.
goodnightbird ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:40 on March 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
People pay money to leave their children with you? How do I begin to take advantage of this? Children make excellent thieves and pity mongers; I've been attempting to persuade people to lend me their children for years now.
Bathtub_Toasters ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:57:45 on March 8, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You're the kind of people that I would babysit for a second time while you were away all weekend. I'd have a nice steak, egg, and milk dinner Friday night finished off with a bottle of whiskey. Saturday morning would consist of me shitting in every single toilet and leaving the lids open for the rest of the weekend.
Spess-Mehreen ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 00:16:20 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Implying OP has anything other than lentils. You think she's a fatcat?
๐๏ธ GoneGirl_28 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:23:06 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And toilets...
UncleGrabcock ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:13:21 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He wants her
Propaganda4Lunch ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:41:56 on March 9, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Prepare to suffer a thousand dollars in 'mysterious' property damage.