Next time you are visiting someone's home, try to get yourself alone with their toaster. A great bounty awaits you.
๐๏ธ hoikarnage ยท 1063 points ยท Posted at 15:28:35 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
๐๏ธ hoikarnage ยท 1063 points ยท Posted at 15:28:35 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
readitwice ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 15:51:47 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
You would pick up more of them artisan bread/ciabatta bits with your fingers than you would with your silver plated knife and fork...
I guess once you go Fat Cat you never go back, Jack
๐๏ธ hoikarnage ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 17:10:55 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
To be fair, those mismatched stainless steel utensils are my prized family heirlooms. I usually only dig them up from their hidey hole when I have guests, but I wanted to impress you guys for this photo.
[deleted] ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 17:55:33 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Could have sold them for lentils, Shirley.
readitwice ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 18:31:36 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Same goes for that granite counter top...
Ugbrog ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 04:51:31 on August 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
What you want to do is mix it with some mustard packets. Then the fork has no problems.
trampus1 ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 16:57:01 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Look at all that fiber! Someone's having a solid shit later.
frezik ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:00:55 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Which will be a great way to run a fire to cook the next meal.
Skullmonkey_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 17:26:22 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Toaster shakins, "we were practically raised on em."
Porter_of_Hellgate ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:25:39 on August 24, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes you get some free protein.
bboyd3rd ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:56:33 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
We call those "toaster leavings". They are healthy and nutritious!
Sc2RuinedMyLife ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:42:26 on August 29, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Al Bundy called this toaster leavings
STOP-ENJOYING-THINGS ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:50:32 on February 9, 2014 ยท (Permalink)
Aww yiss!
MOTHA FUCKIN BREAD CRUMBS
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deadtoaster2 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:43:50 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
mmm extra crispy!
alizarincrimson7 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:10:03 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Oh hey I have those plates.
๐๏ธ hoikarnage ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 17:21:35 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I used to have three (they were three for 99 cents at Walgreens), but this is the only one I haven't eaten yet.
alizarincrimson7 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:25:47 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have a good amount of them (free from parents) and luckily I haven't resorted to eating them. My cat seems to have something against my glass cups though.
ihatethelivingdead ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:15:39 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
GLASS CUPS! Well hello there MR. CHINAMAN!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:27:12 on December 16, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
implying they're not broken beer bottles
unassuming_aussie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:20:20 on August 23, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes, if you are very lucky, there will be a few servings of pre-cooked protein snacks in there as well. Since the roaches are toasted they make a welcome crunchy addition to the meal!