Hmmm, what this emoji tells me is that I can divorce my wife and eat pork chops!
Kate925 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:19:58 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure that's what they were going for, the way that the finger is pointing though, I thought that they were trying to say "my, or me," or maybe some version of this ๐๐, I was very confused.
The only time anyone I know sends all emojis it's just random spam for the heck of it and not meant to act as a weird pseudo sentence. Emojis are just a greatly expanded punctuation system really.
I use lol for things I did not laugh at. I use ๐๐ for things I did
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can guarantee that nobody, with the possible exception of old people trying to be relevant, uses emojis like that. You put them in sentences to show your emotions, not use them like fucking hieroglyphs.
xeno211 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:58:53 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they should, reminds me of getting drunk off mickies as a teen and trying to figure out the puzzles on bottle caps.
They always put the hardest one on the last bottle!
Dwayneak ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:54:57 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes if I don't know how to respond to a text from a certain friend I just respond by converting what she told me into emoji. If we actually need to communicate we use actual words.
Chocolate ice cream? I can't believe anyone actually thinks that's chocolate ice cream. That's like ages old, classic simple symbol for a pile of shit with an added smiley. I'm calling shenanigans!
I think this is a pretty good ad. I spent so long trying to figure out what her message was saying but then when i looked down and saw it was an orabrush ad it was obvious and I found that pretty funny.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:57:44 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
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agilitypro ยท 1310 points ยท Posted at 22:12:08 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Frosty television?"
"NO! Finger my tongue with your cloud nose feces."
"..."
Dafuzz ยท 570 points ยท Posted at 03:27:17 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Netflix and chill?"
"No
How about oral then you smell my farts?"
kansadian ยท 404 points ยท Posted at 08:06:21 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Netflix and chill?"
"No... Your breath smells like shit"
jimihenrik ยท 207 points ยท Posted at 09:53:24 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's like the bible again. There are as many interpretations as there are readers.
[deleted] ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 13:47:32 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
If only there were some other way to communicate without relying on pictograms.
RandomTomatoSoup ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 16:54:31 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
dreamingofcthulhu ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 16:59:10 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Like this thing called "words." It's very obscure at the moment, but I hope it catches on.
FoxyGrandpa517 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:55:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the future that Orwell predicted. Eventually our entire vocabulary will be replaced by emoji.
roguetroll ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:42:28 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
:-0 !
sandycoast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:57:37 on December 17, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ค๐ด๐๐ธ๐ฅ
Desiderius_S ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:56:30 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ok, I'm starting the fire, you get the heretics.
BurgerLaowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:48:40 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hmmm, what this emoji tells me is that I can divorce my wife and eat pork chops!
Kate925 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 11:19:58 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sure that's what they were going for, the way that the finger is pointing though, I thought that they were trying to say "my, or me," or maybe some version of this ๐๐, I was very confused.
DactorWatson ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:10:06 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "my breath smells bad"
Ersthelfer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:57:02 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This makes actually sense.
Dinosauringg ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:56:46 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I thought he asked her if she wanted to watch Frozen and she said no, she'd rather force herself to dry heave and sniff shit.
DemiGod9 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:55:51 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit! That makes sense! I thought she was into some kinky shit
dogbreath101 ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 04:55:29 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
i thought the nose was a dong and she was asking for blowjobs and anal
theeace ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 10:28:15 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I'm still not entirely convinced it's not this.
devilzal ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:02:44 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
EAT DA POO POO!
xantxant ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:50:38 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
CHICKENPUSSY ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 01:45:18 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read it more as "finger tongue while/then blow nose shit"
Ultravioletpig ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 02:23:15 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"finger tongue"
keep going, baby ;)
CHICKENPUSSY ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:34:44 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"While blowing nose shit?"
Ultravioletpig ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 02:52:15 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
OH FUCK THERE I GO!
MrSuperBacon ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:59:11 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
volabimus ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:54:36 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Those stupid sex dice.
ZedWriter ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:54:44 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "Put it in my mouth then fart so I can smell your shit"
StealthySniffer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:01:16 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's
No Your breath smells like shit
cremep0ps ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:41:32 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nocontext
dreamingofcthulhu ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:59:50 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/evenwithcontext
Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 06:17:48 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "no, you can't finger or tongue punch my fart box, it smells too bad."
RedofPaw ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:55:47 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
He wants to watch frozen.
flinsypop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:00:56 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's "Your breath smells like shit".
BurgerLaowai ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:47:55 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Tastes like Nose Spirit Poop
LordOfTheCheddar ยท 1100 points ยท Posted at 20:05:30 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does anyone actually use emojis like this? Took me a full minute to figure out that meant "your breath smells like shit"
shiekhgray ยท 567 points ยท Posted at 21:12:26 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh man. I got "you taste like fart" but yours makes so much more sense.
raffytraffy ยท 614 points ยท Posted at 23:43:43 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Snow TV?"
"No. Finger me and lick my farts, then stick your nose in my shitter."
Ronald--Raygun ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 01:16:23 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like my kind of woman
raffytraffy ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 01:18:58 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
You're probably a James Joyce fan then (prolly NSFW):
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/504662-my-sweet-little-whorish-nora-i-did-as-you-told
GanymedeanOutlaw ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 03:29:34 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
kongu3345 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:02:15 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
...uh
Wampawacka ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 02:36:10 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Y tho
grayfox2713 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 03:52:17 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Dude.. I can only get so hard
acado_gt ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 02:48:21 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
what the fuck?
PM_ME_YOUR_BREWS ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:58:09 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's nothing like the Dubliners.
raffytraffy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:59:37 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's a lost chapter from it, actually.
[deleted] ยท 76 points ยท Posted at 00:28:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
Greedos_Speedo ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:10:18 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks, I actually didn't get that. I was thinking "wanna watch Home Alone?"
SuperQuiMan ยท 77 points ยท Posted at 00:31:39 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Whoosh
mexrell ยท 82 points ยท Posted at 01:13:35 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐จ
ForgottenPotato ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 01:22:19 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
can't tell if that's two fingers or nagasaki sideways
Doyle524 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 02:26:27 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
detecting_nuttiness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:36:38 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's the portion of his comment you chose to correct him on?
Absurdthinker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:34:20 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The nose looks a lot like a penis...
MrCompletely ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:27 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
German girls, man
102bees ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 23:44:12 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got "Taste my finger. The wind is in my nose, shitbag!"
Edit: a word
Metalman9999 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 00:52:32 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I got "I'm gonna lick your farts and smell your shit"
mr_kindface ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:27:19 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too thanks
crazikyle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 03:27:12 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I ended up somewhere in "tongue punch your fartbox"
G19Gen3 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:01:05 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Find the guy that always sharts.
chrispy_bacon ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:43:28 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it meant a rim job.
jackscapee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:01:06 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I want to say this to someone sometime.
BootyFista ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:33:54 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I like this so much more
a_shootin_star ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:52:52 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Hint: Orabrush
Rcfan0902 ยท 136 points ยท Posted at 21:54:08 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I figured they were saying "I want to eat your ass" in a really weird roundabout way
chowindown ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 03:35:28 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Was it not tongue-poke my fart-box?
I-Downloaded-a-Car ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 22:57:27 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The only time anyone I know sends all emojis it's just random spam for the heck of it and not meant to act as a weird pseudo sentence. Emojis are just a greatly expanded punctuation system really.
Greedos_Speedo ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 02:11:18 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use them as text bombs. If I want to seem like a sarcastic asshole to my friends, I'll just throw like 75-100 random emojis in a text.
PM_ME_YOUR_BREWS ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 02:59:18 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/madlads
Greedos_Speedo ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:23:05 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's only when I'm on a nutty one. Wouldn't dare do that in my right mind.
TundieRice ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 05:48:09 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Only after a 2-liter of Coke Zero, amirite?
Greedos_Speedo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:40:26 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's scary stuff right there. Had a friend OD on Sierra Mist at my 10th birthday party. Hasn't been the same since.
Dinosauringg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:00:42 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I use lol for things I did not laugh at. I use ๐๐ for things I did
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 02:52:05 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I can guarantee that nobody, with the possible exception of old people trying to be relevant, uses emojis like that. You put them in sentences to show your emotions, not use them like fucking hieroglyphs.
xeno211 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:58:53 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe they should, reminds me of getting drunk off mickies as a teen and trying to figure out the puzzles on bottle caps.
They always put the hardest one on the last bottle!
Dwayneak ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:54:57 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "I'm sick and have diarrhea"
lemonade_eyescream ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:19:04 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That's usually just an ass plus a volcano emoji.
--orb ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 23:57:56 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"tv and chill?"
"no. your tongue licks my farts and smell my poop."
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 00:03:09 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought he was asking for a blumpkin.
kevik72 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 21:26:05 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Most people do not. Kinda like the Netflix and chill one though.
ItsTheSoupNazi ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:24:49 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought the joke was "tongue punch your fart box" this whole time
hypo-osmotic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:31 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes if I don't know how to respond to a text from a certain friend I just respond by converting what she told me into emoji. If we actually need to communicate we use actual words.
a_trashcan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:37:48 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh I thought she was smoking some really stinky weed
TheWavingSnail ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:25:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Once I saw "Orabrush by Dentek" i knew it was some kind of dental ad which made it easier, otherwise I wouldve had no clue
legayredditmodditors ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:28:57 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Looked like ' I want to taste your shit farts' to me
Ged_UK ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:37:33 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Oh! That's a tongue! I've always thought that was something else. This makes much more sense.
YahwehAlmuerzo ยท 305 points ยท Posted at 22:12:36 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Thought this was about her wanting her ass eaten for a good couple minutes before it clicked.
Fuhr6 ยท 436 points ยท Posted at 23:29:11 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Netflix and chill?" "No" "Your breath smells like shit."
_Sagacious_ ยท 99 points ยท Posted at 01:02:36 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Well fuck you then"
CHICKENPUSSY ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 01:56:47 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ u โ
Adip0se ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:01:21 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐
ImN0rth ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 06:02:38 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Yours works better
burningtorne ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:00:42 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was "wanna watch Frozen?"
heydabop ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:31 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Wait, how did you know? You should look into a career as a translater
Nastapoka ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 06:26:01 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Doing God's work here my gentle sir. I upvoted in your general direction.
LolTacoBell ยท 137 points ยท Posted at 23:19:31 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
'TV snow?" "No way." "You lick my farts and snort up my shit."
call_911_to_diddle ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:38:34 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Man,John needs help.
27Months ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:19:42 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
john isnt the one who sent that though
PacoTaco321 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:56:14 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix and Chill?
No, eat a fart that smells like shit
HeyoooWhatsUpBitches ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:58:46 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Haaaahaha beautiful interpretation
cal_mofo ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 23:39:20 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is the TV cold?"
"The touchdown is no good!
Go to the tongue air movement, and put your nose in chocolate ice cream"
"..."
dial_a_cliche ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 14:25:35 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My favourite interpretation yet
deanreevesii ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 07:35:12 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Chocolate ice cream? I can't believe anyone actually thinks that's chocolate ice cream. That's like ages old, classic simple symbol for a pile of shit with an added smiley. I'm calling shenanigans!
Dank_Skeletons ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:54:59 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Large whoosh
tekende ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 23:10:29 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
That seems unnecessarily harsh.
blandarchy ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 23:31:30 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
LINE has a crying poo emoji. That's expresses things I could never say in words.
newPrivacyPolicy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:20:57 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Do you eat a lot of spicy food?
Perkisystem00 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 02:15:49 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I see: "tv/netflix and chill?"
"no! You taste like farts and smell like shit"
tallporcupine ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 23:19:35 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Fart in my mouth and I'll smell your poop"?
the_Vandal ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:19:11 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
hell yeah! watching tv and doing coke
benjimaestro ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 07:53:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix and chill?
NO! I want to tongue punch your fart box
Ketchupboi ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:36:13 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
/r/hailcorporate
Moeskaer ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:24:04 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix and Chill?
Nah, your breath stink like shit.
Is this right?
nappysack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:51 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is the TV cold?" "No way" "The smell of that Walnut Whip is making me hungry"
KTGS ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:40:41 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It seems they got away with saying "Your breath smells like shit"
oyooy ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:54:00 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Ah yes, the five senses: touch, taste, sound, smell, shit.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:24 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
ha ha ha freak me up family
hypo-osmotic ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:09:43 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Interesting that the NO girl and the pointer finger have two different skin tones.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:50:06 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Wanna watch TV in the snow?" "X" "Lick my finger then wind my nose feces"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:09 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"It's cold out, wanna watch TV?"
"No, I want you to put it in my ass and then smell my shit."
bennitori ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:23:51 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
My communications teacher thought that one day, all text communication would be replaced by emojis. I wonder if this is the future he sees.
thriftyaf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:22:17 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
On the real though I love my orabrush. I feel like a fucking infomercial talking to people about how awesome it is.
Apathetic-Asshole ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:41:13 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Does.... does he want to tongue-punch someone's fart-box?
sonofsanford ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:21:44 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I think this is a pretty good ad. I spent so long trying to figure out what her message was saying but then when i looked down and saw it was an orabrush ad it was obvious and I found that pretty funny.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:57:44 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Watch Snow? No, Right Lick Wind Nose Shit.
usernameinvalid9000 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:31:12 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Netflix and chill. No your breath smells like shit.
YaBoyMax ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:49:33 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This would actually be really good if it weren't so damn difficult to figure out what they're saying.
LittleAnt2point0 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:10:53 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
It's netflix and chill goddammit why did it take me so long
AFuckYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:19 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is the type of post that that reddit is vote manipulated post was talking about.
HRSuperior ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:15:28 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐ผ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:18:51 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Lit as for told
MathleticDept ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:38:09 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Cold television"
"Macarena"
bonedead ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:28:45 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Who wants to hang out with someone who doesn't like the smell of chocolate ice cream anyway?
ivebeenhereallsummer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:17:27 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Through Emoji analysis you can tell this was written by an adult.
-Unnamed- ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:10:41 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
"Is your TV frozen?"
"The pass is incomplete"
"Look at my tongue. Blow your nose. Take a shit"
"..."
DamnableLies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:47:19 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
smells and tastes like shit?
timinator1000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:03:45 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
This is actually pretty hilarious!
BasedDyke ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:35 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
I read this as "Eat my asshole while I shit."
Name_NotAvailable ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:59 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
These emojis are lit as foretold fam
lunchdump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:16 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
The real irony is how clean the pile of poops teeth are. They're flawless!
SomeoneWhoIsMe22 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:15:07 on March 7, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ASSS
opalescex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:34:39 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
actually trying here
"netflix and chill?" "No way!" "Check out my breath it smells like shit!"
[deleted] ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:41 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted]
lunchdump ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:06:55 on December 16, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Damnit you thought people gave a fuck
Dwayneak ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 22:55:46 on December 15, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Me too