I have this plan for when I become an eccentric billionaire. I want to hire the best writers, director, and A-list actors in hollywood to create a Steel Magnolias-esque tear jerker. Something that seems destined to sweep the Oscars. a 2 1/2 hour emotional tour de force by everyone involved. In the final scene, when the female lead is making amends with her dying father on his hospital bed, a werewolf kicks down the door and shoots them both with a tommy gun, completely ruining the film. Roll credits.
A werewolf wearing red/white/blue american flag cutoff shorts and sporting some overly reflective aviators. He yells out "cowabunga!" and starts spraying the place with bullets. When everyone is dead and with blood all over the walls, he pulls down the shades, looks at the camera, and says "that's all folks!" while giving a thumbs up. Roll credits.
edit: he needs to look at the camera. That makes it so much more serious.
That seriously happened at the end of that movie with vampire Johnny Depp . It had a happy ending though, but the audience was so confused that this random person turned into a werewolf at the end and saved everyone...
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StanleyDecker ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:47:50 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I have this plan for when I become an eccentric billionaire. I want to hire the best writers, director, and A-list actors in hollywood to create a Steel Magnolias-esque tear jerker. Something that seems destined to sweep the Oscars. a 2 1/2 hour emotional tour de force by everyone involved. In the final scene, when the female lead is making amends with her dying father on his hospital bed, a werewolf kicks down the door and shoots them both with a tommy gun, completely ruining the film. Roll credits.
zoomdaddy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:52:02 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)*
A werewolf wearing red/white/blue american flag cutoff shorts and sporting some overly reflective aviators. He yells out "cowabunga!" and starts spraying the place with bullets. When everyone is dead and with blood all over the walls, he pulls down the shades, looks at the camera, and says "that's all folks!" while giving a thumbs up. Roll credits.
edit: he needs to look at the camera. That makes it so much more serious.
StanleyDecker ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:21:14 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I think I just found my writer!
compaqesc ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:26:31 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Here's the thing: It's so outrageous that I'd bet the art house crowd would think it was an allegory or something. Oscar sweep. You can't win.
BloodofAngryMen ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:37:57 on May 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
That seriously happened at the end of that movie with vampire Johnny Depp . It had a happy ending though, but the audience was so confused that this random person turned into a werewolf at the end and saved everyone...
runetrantor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:30:42 on May 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Just call Tim Burton, he may be interested in another insanity. :P
crashusmaximus ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 17:26:26 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Not a crazy idea, but a good one. And its been done before, quite well actually.
Check out Audition, directed by Takeshi Miike.
g3t0nmyl3v3l ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:08:37 on May 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
crashusmaximus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:22:11 on May 21, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, that's what she said. 8D
RevMick ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:17:20 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I told my then girlfriend that Hostel was National Lampoon's European Vacation III. She had no sense of humor.
BadgerBeard ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:33:09 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Like "The Birds" ?
The_KoNP ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:10:37 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Ive always wanted a movie that had a total A cast list, then kill them all off in the first 30 seconds of the movie and go on with the movie as normal
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:51 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I'm onto you.
Fanzellino ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:55 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
I was literally about to post this exact idea. Good on you!
cptnhook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:59:56 on May 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Birdemic...?
lonewolfe1 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:25:15 on May 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Shock and terror?
cptnhook ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:26:59 on May 18, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
The guy who 'directed' it advertised it as a rom-com that turns into a thriller/horror 'film'.
AnotherMetalGear ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:29 on May 17, 2013 ยท (Permalink)
Watch Red Eye you fuck.