hoorayb33r · 2953 points · Posted at 11:31:12 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

What's wrong with this? Everyone knows female pizzas have arms and male pizzas do not.

FusRoeDah · 504 points · Posted at 12:48:27 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's because true men pee standing hands free

gramprey · 535 points · Posted at 12:56:46 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

TIL women need two hands to pee

FusRoeDah · 154 points · Posted at 13:54:01 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Wiping counts

PM_ME_UR_LIPZ · 249 points · Posted at 14:42:37 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

One to spread 'em and one to bread 'em.

kjgonia · 91 points · Posted at 18:58:11 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeast joke?

PM-YOUR-PMS · 132 points · Posted at 19:17:01 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

He thought it would get a rise out of you

adrewfryman · 52 points · Posted at 19:21:43 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ah c'mon I'm trying to eat here!

[deleted] · -16 points · Posted at 20:59:26 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Boxpopper · 4 points · Posted at 22:18:04 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lmao shame on you

ElectrycStorme · 1 points · Posted at 00:47:35 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

What did he say, what did he say, what did he say

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:30:16 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I linked to a picture of a vigina with a yeast infection.

ElectrycStorme · 1 points · Posted at 01:42:43 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ooooooh ok

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:48:41 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

The conversation turned to joking about yeast infections. Someone said they were eating and asked the conversation to stop. I linked to said picture but made it look like a link to /r/eyebleach. I guess others didn't see the humar. I can't say I blame them.

ElectrycStorme · 1 points · Posted at 02:59:10 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Haha you cheeky bastard

divide_by_hero · 23 points · Posted at 20:59:29 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Oh, counts! I thought you sa... you know what, never mind.

MrSuckyVids · 8 points · Posted at 20:22:29 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Wiping what now?

mmoffitt15 · 0 points · Posted at 22:29:39 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

No o needed.

Heat55wade · 8 points · Posted at 18:31:17 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I hear they put the seat up and just grip the sides of the bowl.

y8u332 · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:41 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

True gentlemen dost urinate without utilizing their limbs

jcommisso · 64 points · Posted at 13:55:04 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I've never eaten female pizza before...

PerntDoast · 105 points · Posted at 14:34:15 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah, your wife was telling me.

PM_ME_UR_LIPZ · 40 points · Posted at 14:45:38 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oD3YqPwr89pI4mnsc/giphy.gif

urixl · 1 points · Posted at 11:29:18 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's simple.

Male pizza has cheese topping, female pizza has anchovies topping.

pm_me_ur_pudendum · 86 points · Posted at 11:40:23 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I know right?

wqferr · 53 points · Posted at 12:45:12 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well, they have left ones too.

Just so you know, you sexist fuck.

[deleted] · 35 points · Posted at 14:49:10 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

well, I'm a male pizza and I don't have arms. What are you trying to say?

Dddydya · 16 points · Posted at 15:39:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

How did you type your comment?!?

[deleted] · 63 points · Posted at 15:42:31 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

With the pizza point on the bottom.

Dddydya · 20 points · Posted at 16:25:49 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I assumed those were genitalia

GuiltyStimPak · 33 points · Posted at 16:32:14 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nope, that would be the mushrooms.

Doomfield · 9 points · Posted at 17:11:07 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Think homestar runner

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 21:37:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Pizza can't wear long pants!

ray__dizzle · 1 points · Posted at 01:11:33 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Dear Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxi-

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jk021 · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:33 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Did you call Mama Pizza?

luckjes112 · 1 points · Posted at 21:23:42 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

What am I supposed to PM?

MithranArkanere · 19 points · Posted at 16:10:14 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Male pizzas do have arms.

And black shades.

The image from the 'guys' poster is clearly the "Accessible toilet" symbol.

PMPhotography · 9 points · Posted at 00:14:38 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's because the arms are Fallopian tubes on a uterus

Xnetter3412 · 3 points · Posted at 08:54:50 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is it.

SirGanjaSpliffington · 7 points · Posted at 18:50:53 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Pizza Steve has arms and he's a guy.

chicametipo · 8 points · Posted at 18:17:00 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I was born an armless pizza but now I'm transitioning to grow full pizza arms.

jk021 · 2 points · Posted at 22:20:11 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Reminds me of the movie "Sausage Party" when the guy was high and saw the food come to life

10gil · 1 points · Posted at 02:40:01 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

i quite like it

swapPop · 1 points · Posted at 03:25:38 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Obviously girl pizzas need hands cause they make the baby pizzas

hax34123 · 1 points · Posted at 15:04:11 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

So they can finger their pepperoni

udelblue · 1 points · Posted at 22:17:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I thought the males had extra large pepperoni

TropicalJupiter · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:39 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

You can still be male if your roni is little

[deleted] · -1 points · Posted at 01:06:25 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Because GENDER is a SOCIETAL CONSTRUCT. Stop assuming pizzas genders. /s

[deleted] · 383 points · Posted at 13:20:13 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

All you gotta do is sexualize the pizza with eyelashes like lady Bugs Bunny, jeez

pragmatika · 108 points · Posted at 17:17:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

"Waiter, there are eyelashes on my pizza." "It's just a lady pizza."

DucksGoQuackQuack · 152 points · Posted at 14:16:14 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Umm, she has a name sir and it's Lola Bunny

CliffCutter · 108 points · Posted at 17:04:16 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

No, it's definitely Bugs.

[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 03:33:03 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Jo-dan · 3 points · Posted at 07:37:08 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

no. Hahaha. No.

FerretHydrocodone · 1 points · Posted at 20:48:48 on March 30, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's a quote from a movie or show, I don't remember which.

Think it might have been Wayne's World?

Jo-dan · 1 points · Posted at 23:43:06 on March 30, 2017 · (Permalink)

I know. My reply is what Wayne says when asked the question.

FerretHydrocodone · 2 points · Posted at 12:00:08 on March 31, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well touché, I guess you're more well versed in Wayne's World dialogue than I.

Wait, but wasn't Wayne the one who asked the question, not the one who answered it?

Jo-dan · 1 points · Posted at 12:28:22 on March 31, 2017 · (Permalink)

No Garth asks the question.

-susan- · 31 points · Posted at 22:18:17 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

his/her/it's breasts are extremely inconsistent across all of those images

ThatTrashBaby · 15 points · Posted at 23:38:16 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Why...

CliffCutter · 1 points · Posted at 17:35:25 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

Because they aren't implants, they're part of the outfit.

[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 00:53:38 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Traps aren't gay damnit

venicello · 20 points · Posted at 03:22:03 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/692/904/82d.jpg

CaptainFumbles · 3 points · Posted at 03:23:49 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Jesus, he did that a lot..

JD-King · 1 points · Posted at 06:28:42 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Had that one locked and loaded didn't you buddy?

[deleted] · 47 points · Posted at 14:45:47 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ms. Bunny if you nasty

MemberChewbacca · 4 points · Posted at 03:38:11 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

This comment deserves more respect.

CliffCutter · 1 points · Posted at 17:37:15 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

I almost feel bad, all I did was search for 'Bugs Bunny in Drag'

PaulMcIcedTea · 29 points · Posted at 23:44:20 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

No.

Neither did I. I was just asking.

greenbabyshit · 4 points · Posted at 03:15:46 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

haha

Sharondelarosa · 3 points · Posted at 03:27:22 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Remember that time Elmer Fudd was in a dress and suddenly all the guys were like "Oh hell yeah gimme somma that."

That was funny as hell.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 17:51:39 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lift up ya skirt cause I want somemdat sloppy old white man ass

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 16:51:03 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

Very accurate. I know from experience

BurningPickle · 1 points · Posted at 16:59:53 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Never put "sexualize" and "pizza" in the same sentence.

SwaggyRobloxKid · -8 points · Posted at 17:19:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah cause eyelashes are so sexual i just get the biggest boner when i see eyelashes

-susan- · 12 points · Posted at 22:21:02 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

over-exaggerated eyelashes are tertiary sexual characteristics

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TertiarySexualCharacteristics

Mayzonian · 906 points · Posted at 12:51:25 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

There are only 2 genders: pizza with arms and pizza without arms.

TotesMessenger · 42 points · Posted at 23:45:29 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

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AeitZean · 101 points · Posted at 21:07:10 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

What about pizza with rotor blades and rack mounted missiles?

EclipseIndustries · 43 points · Posted at 22:26:56 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Rack mounted missiles AND tube loaded rockets, not to mention hundreds of rounds of 30mm death.

[deleted] · 28 points · Posted at 03:34:38 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

But can all that weaponry launch 40kg projectiles over 300m?

I didn't think so.

EclipseIndustries · 23 points · Posted at 03:43:20 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

0.0065kg/meter with proper weight of an AGM-115 Hellfire, vs (I'll assume you meant 90kg) .3kg/m

So in fact, it can go much, much farther. And I didn't measure in the explosives used vs a trebuchet stone for destructive power.

The Apache, is indeed, the superior attack helicopter.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 19:37:14 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

insert rack joke here

roflpotato · 5 points · Posted at 20:46:36 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

insert insertion joke here

ScizorSci · 1 points · Posted at 18:40:46 on June 1, 2017 · (Permalink)

insert insertion joke here

/r/nocontext

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jjohnisme · 1 points · Posted at 22:25:33 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I, also, identify as an AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter.

roflpotato · 5 points · Posted at 18:37:13 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

AH-64 Apache Attack Pizza

Threctic · 58 points · Posted at 13:23:01 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

triggered

[deleted] · -17 points · Posted at 19:11:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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wqtraz · 0 points · Posted at 23:28:09 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

No they won't you headass

elyl · 572 points · Posted at 13:34:22 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

You know what would be really crappy design? If the signs didn't have the text on them. Like places which have a blue/pink dot (great for the colour-blind), a biological symbol, "male" and "female" in another language, or some stupid pun picture.

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nFn9qQ9swk

somebodystolemyname · 79 points · Posted at 21:55:46 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I went to a restaurant in Santa Cruz that had robots and aliens. Both were just single person washrooms.

jball037 · 37 points · Posted at 23:50:08 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I would just stand outside the restrooms and to everyone walking out accuse them a being a creep for going to the wrong one.

78523985210 · 7 points · Posted at 01:01:36 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Saturn's Cafe!

somebodystolemyname · 5 points · Posted at 01:31:26 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yep!! Best BBQ tofu chicken sandwich I've ever had. I don't like tofu but damn I didn't even know the difference.

78523985210 · 2 points · Posted at 03:46:33 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Go to Dharma's cafe in Capitola. It's way better than Saturn's Cafe.

lolol42 · 2 points · Posted at 05:44:46 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Best BBQ tofu sandwich I've ever had

No real point in calling it a chicken sandwich if it doesn't have chicken

mr_strawsma · 468 points · Posted at 19:43:09 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

A pub in my town has "Hunters" on the men's restroom and "Hunted" on the women's restroom. Really messed up.

SinkTube · 186 points · Posted at 21:29:32 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

i want a whole bunch of female hunters to show up and use the male restroom

cs76 · 109 points · Posted at 00:31:22 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Or a bunch of deer to show up in the women's restroom.

GamerLeFay · 245 points · Posted at 20:09:45 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

What the fuck?

jalapenho · 183 points · Posted at 20:23:12 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Fucking hell. Why do women even go there

mr_strawsma · 144 points · Posted at 20:29:45 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I don't even know if they do anymore. I went there once and haven't gone back. I actually thought about complaining to their management about how creepy those door signs are.

PM_UR_CLOUD_PICS · -23 points · Posted at 01:12:51 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Because they have a sense of humor?

CrabStarShip · 32 points · Posted at 01:19:52 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's not really funny when women are already harassed and assaulted in bar bathrooms.

elyl · 93 points · Posted at 21:07:31 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Rapey.

Sharondelarosa · 8 points · Posted at 03:28:21 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I dunno, I'd be more worried that The Predator might be standing in a urinal next door.

xereeto · 10 points · Posted at 01:06:22 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Jesus.

aqouta · 4 points · Posted at 16:23:30 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

huntress is such a cool word too.

ImGiraffe · 2 points · Posted at 00:27:28 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Where's your town?

mr_strawsma · 9 points · Posted at 00:35:48 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Greater Lafayette area in Indiana.

FeckingShite · 52 points · Posted at 00:43:50 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Indiana

Ohhhh.

wbmccl · 11 points · Posted at 01:31:33 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Goddamn it, I saw that comment and I knew it. I'm here in West Lafayette

LostMyLift · 4 points · Posted at 01:52:00 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lol same here

LostMyLift · 5 points · Posted at 01:51:37 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Every time I read something on here I wonder where in the world it could possibly be and it turns out it's where I live. Currently chillin in West Laffy What is the name of the restaurant?

SneakT · 1 points · Posted at 05:50:41 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Is it hunt themed pub?

mr_strawsma · 2 points · Posted at 15:31:47 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nope.

electricwitchery · 32 points · Posted at 23:23:38 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

There's a pizza place around here, one says "a restroom" and the other says "another restroom" it just makes too much sense

cupofbee · 145 points · Posted at 14:49:03 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Idk, the biological symbols for both sexes are fine imho

felixar90 · 20 points · Posted at 19:35:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I thought they were astrological signs?

Like, the male sign is the sign for the planet Mars, and the female sign is for Venus.

jball037 · 7 points · Posted at 23:47:29 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Probably accurate, but if I could remember all 12 astrological signs I certainly wouldn't any issues remembering just two of the gender signs.

cupofbee · 1 points · Posted at 19:53:44 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yes, that's too.

elyl · 131 points · Posted at 14:58:56 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah, probably for most people. There'll be loads who don't know them, though. I sometimes get confused... "is it the arrow for the penis, or is the plus symbol like a cock and balls?"

lpchaim · 88 points · Posted at 16:02:21 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

And here I thought the symbolized towering erection would be enough of a giveaway lol.

real-dreamer · 3 points · Posted at 03:45:39 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Some people haven't had one. Others haven't seen one. Be nice to /u/elyl . All sorts of people are at different points in maturing and it's okay to be a late bloomer.

[deleted] · 74 points · Posted at 19:55:45 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I remember it as females are the plus symbol because they have babies and add to the population.

elyl · 29 points · Posted at 21:07:47 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yes, I'll go with this one.

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 22:43:23 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Or it looks like a mirror and only women use those /s

OMEGA_MODE · 19 points · Posted at 01:58:37 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

That's literally the meaning behind the symbol, though. It's a hand mirror symbolizing Venus. The male symbol is a spear and shield that represent Mars.

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 01:59:51 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I know that but the last part was kind of a dig at mirrors=women

crashmd · 17 points · Posted at 23:47:36 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I recognize it as the circle is the woman's head, the vertical line her torso, and the horizontal line is her breasts.

Also, it's not the one that looks like a raging erection.

skiddie2 · 3 points · Posted at 04:01:00 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

You can draw a dress on the woman's symbol. That's how I learned it, and that's how I remember it to this day.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 05:45:08 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

um, if your breasts look like that, go see a doctor.

sobedog · 1 points · Posted at 23:22:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I first remembered it back in the day as the + sign being the "X" where my dick goes.

SerSkywell · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:13 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

The circle and arrow are symbolic of Ares, it is a sword and a shield. That is how I remember.

banned_accounts · 15 points · Posted at 21:40:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

They should've played Pokemon.

Blackfelixyz · 29 points · Posted at 16:03:52 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

arrow derives from a soldier holding a spear behind a shield, the plus comes from a mirror (mostly used by women)

GamerLeFay · 54 points · Posted at 20:08:43 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The [female, ie Venus] symbol appears without the cross-mark (⚲) in Johannes Kamateros (12th century). [...] the horizontal stroke was added to form a Christian cross in the early modern period. In the Bianchini's planisphere (2nd century), Venus is represented by a necklace. The idea that the symbol represents the goddess' hand mirror dates to the 19th century.

The [male, ie Mars] symbol in its current form, representing spear and shield, dates to the early 16th century. It is derived from a medieval form where the spear was drawn across the shield, which in turn was based on a convention used in antiquity (Bianchini's planisphere) which represented Mars by a spear. A diagram in the 12th-century Compendium of Astrology by Johannes Kamateros represents Mars by a shield crossed by a spear.

So, yes on the shield and spear, not quite on the mirror, but that explanation is a widespread belief, so it's fine.

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 16:34:25 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Kaon_Particle · -3 points · Posted at 20:32:37 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

And if it was wrong it wouldn't work?

shabusnelik · 1 points · Posted at 00:24:36 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I thought that was funny...

smittyjones · 6 points · Posted at 23:06:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Just remember, men drive volvos

skiddie2 · 4 points · Posted at 04:02:18 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

and women have vulvas.

-o is the masculine ending; -a is the femine ending. It makes sense.

ukiyoe · 10 points · Posted at 00:44:46 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Has lead to problems.

DiggingNoMore · 8 points · Posted at 16:55:28 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I don't know which is which.

[deleted] · 14 points · Posted at 17:02:14 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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DiggingNoMore · 3 points · Posted at 17:03:12 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

But the other one is obviously a person who is not wearing a skirt.

thebitchboys · 22 points · Posted at 17:10:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's not a head and body. It's the symbol for Aphrodite/Venus, the goddess of beauty, and is supposed to be a mirror. The male symbol is a spear and shield to represent Ares/Mars, the god of war.

AdmiralDonuts · 1 points · Posted at 19:32:27 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The way I remember it is the male symbol has broad shoulders and the female symbol has wide hips.

xu7 · 2 points · Posted at 20:50:53 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

No when you had few you have to think way to much ;)

My_usrname_of_choice · -1 points · Posted at 22:36:46 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

There's no such thing.

Letty_Whiterock · 17 points · Posted at 00:55:15 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

What about this

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 23:32:06 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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skippygo · 30 points · Posted at 00:27:05 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is anecdotal but I don't think they're as universally understood as whatever the local language is.

"Male" and "Female" (or "Ladies" and "Gents", "Men" and "Women" etc.) will be understood by literally every literate person who enters (apart from potentially tourists, who can easily look it up), whereas the symbols are not known well enough by everyone that they'd be completely ambiguous. Maybe 5-10% of people would have no idea which is which, and probably 15-20% would know but question whether they remembered correctly because they're not commonly used.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:38:09 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Couldn't they just write "women" and "men" underneath the symbols? Or not use symbols at all?

poiu45 · 1 points · Posted at 04:15:02 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Hence the original comment.

skippygo · 1 points · Posted at 17:00:59 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yes

King_Spike · 2 points · Posted at 00:27:34 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Some people may not know them.

carltoncarlton · 1 points · Posted at 15:10:17 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Which is which?

SinkTube · 2 points · Posted at 21:27:46 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

is blue-pink colorblindness even a thing?

elyl · 30 points · Posted at 21:45:33 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

"red-green" colour blindness doesn't mean you just can't see red or green. Pink can look anywhere from green to blue to grey for me.

c3534l · 14 points · Posted at 22:43:13 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I looked online, pink and blue would be difficult/indistinguishable under:

Red-Blind/Protanopia
Monochromacy/Achromatopsia
Green-Blind/Deuteranopia
Blue Cone Monochromacy

SinkTube · 1 points · Posted at 21:48:43 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

i thought it meant you cant distinguish between red and green, but other colors were unaffected. the more you know

elyl · 10 points · Posted at 21:53:23 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Anything with green and red as a component are affected to various degrees... i.e. every colour except blue

From_31st_century · 4 points · Posted at 22:11:23 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

For me, it's reds, greens, and browns that often look similar, and then also blues and purples that look similar.

My_usrname_of_choice · 2 points · Posted at 22:37:35 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Also red-green. Can confirm.

-susan- · 4 points · Posted at 22:13:52 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

red

Pink is actually just light red

Think about mixing paints: red + white = pink.

SinkTube · -3 points · Posted at 22:16:08 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

yeah but blue isnt dark green

My_usrname_of_choice · 5 points · Posted at 22:37:10 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Green is made of blue.

IgnisDomini · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:32 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

No it's not. The three basic wavelengths (that is, the ones you have distinct receptors for) are red, blue, and green.

return_0_ · 1 points · Posted at 07:16:51 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

you're made of blue

SinkTube · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:44 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

leave me alone, i'm not a scientist!

jonomw · 1 points · Posted at 00:54:54 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

My grandmother has really bad colorblindness and confuses blue and pink.

FinFihlman · -2 points · Posted at 03:13:13 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Spoken like a true entitled Murican.

elyl · 1 points · Posted at 12:09:55 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

What do you mean?

[deleted] · 519 points · Posted at 12:19:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Men's should be sausage pizza

bob-leblaw · 108 points · Posted at 12:50:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

And the women's cheese & mushrooms.

Lovv · 164 points · Posted at 12:59:48 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

What is female about cheese and mushroom

wobowobo · -76 points · Posted at 14:55:45 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Vaginal (fungal) infections [mushroom] and old mildly creamy drainage [cheese]

[deleted] · 358 points · Posted at 15:17:56 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I am fully gay now.

Suvtropics · 34 points · Posted at 18:28:58 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

This guy speaks for us

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 17:22:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Dreizu · 30 points · Posted at 18:26:05 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

You have been banned from r/grilledcheese.

EclipseIndustries · 13 points · Posted at 22:25:26 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Thank God it's not /r/melts

-susan- · 62 points · Posted at 22:15:48 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

and old mildly creamy drainage

what even are you talking about?

/r/badwomensanatomy

Lovv · 30 points · Posted at 15:29:33 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well that was innapropriate.

Suvtropics · 8 points · Posted at 21:06:38 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Risky click

JAC939 · 1 points · Posted at 23:37:56 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Risky yet worth it.

ZhouLe · 1 points · Posted at 09:13:02 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Reddit upvoting the offensive joke and downvoting the accurate explanation of an offensive joke, lol.

SPVCEGXXN · 1 points · Posted at 00:22:48 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Creamy drainage. It's what's for dinner

Forever_Awkward · 1 points · Posted at 18:05:12 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

See, I'm not sure if I would call it cheese. I've never tasted sour cheese.

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 23:09:58 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

You've not tried many cheeses then.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 22:25:34 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Forever_Awkward · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:25 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

That's close, but not quite tangy enough.

[deleted] · 199 points · Posted at 12:52:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Anchovies

skatermario3 · 29 points · Posted at 18:45:58 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Calm down there, Zoidberg

c3534l · 6 points · Posted at 22:37:18 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Surely men's should be mushrooms.

naomaniac · 9 points · Posted at 13:55:37 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

What?

asus3000 · 2 points · Posted at 04:52:42 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Cheese & mushrooms. For the women's sign, Edith.

sobedog · 3 points · Posted at 23:23:42 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'd say more like anchovies and artichoke.

edgefinder · 8 points · Posted at 14:05:08 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I think he means cheese and tits.

umaro900 · 1 points · Posted at 22:52:00 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nah, it should be topped with cat meat.

Skea_and_Tittles · 1 points · Posted at 05:13:01 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

/r/jesuschristreddit

Blutarg · -3 points · Posted at 16:34:17 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lol damn

Kangar · 77 points · Posted at 11:48:14 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

How do slices of pizza procreate?

They seem to have no observable genitalia.

10utsider · 114 points · Posted at 11:53:02 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The same way you would.

Marzera · 32 points · Posted at 16:51:22 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

So they don't then

Lineral · 60 points · Posted at 12:07:45 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Mitosis.

pragmatika · 39 points · Posted at 17:20:27 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Pie-tosis.

fishsticks40 · 19 points · Posted at 13:19:46 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I mean you can't see their junk when they have all their cheese on, obviously.

Shnooking · 12 points · Posted at 14:02:09 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

They just adopt, easy.

poiu45 · 1 points · Posted at 04:16:27 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

All pizza children are originally created by chefs, but they're adopted and raised by their kind. Truly an incredible symbiosis.

Coffee_Pyramid · 9 points · Posted at 21:17:28 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Spores

cyanydeez · 3 points · Posted at 13:41:24 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

via mouth

Verifiedvenuz · 3 points · Posted at 22:22:44 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

ALL MY LIFE

Dalisca · 2 points · Posted at 01:02:03 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Hint : those things coming out of the female pizza aren't arms.

SinkTube · 36 points · Posted at 21:24:30 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

if you have arms you're a girl. sorry, i dont make the rules

prewarpotato · 19 points · Posted at 21:44:43 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

At least they didn't add lipstick and eyelashes to a piece of pizza.

jam_ser · 39 points · Posted at 12:52:39 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's like the new Gorillaz music video (the one with that pizza)

padre648 · 16 points · Posted at 23:04:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Video in question

Talking ghost pizza around 3 minutes.

EXM008 · 17 points · Posted at 11:26:31 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

"Hey...the girls' is over here."

Stick · 15 points · Posted at 20:14:38 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Guys

Girls

coldvault · 2 points · Posted at 09:22:27 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I wonder how many fewer calories they burn

[deleted] · 58 points · Posted at 16:37:57 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Arms because girl pizzas give handjobs. Source: worked at Dominoes

LegitStrela · 19 points · Posted at 18:50:58 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ayo bro it ain't gay to jerk your bro off if ~~his arm is broken~~ he got no arms bro

Jechtael · 2 points · Posted at 04:24:29 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ayo, bro, it ain't incest to jerk your bro off if ~~he got two broken arms~~ he got no arms bro

LegitStrela · 2 points · Posted at 05:07:17 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah bro

[deleted] · 19 points · Posted at 21:08:30 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's a shame you didn't work at Papa John's. NSFW

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 21:25:17 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm going to file this one away for later. For right now too, but also for later. Thanks!

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 22:57:27 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

/r/erinashford

Again, NSFW

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:52 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Wow! The gifts keep on arriving!

ireter294 · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:34 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

A friend of mine just quit his job at Domino's I should show him this.

SinkTube · 0 points · Posted at 21:30:58 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

nice, but how is she relevant? she's not giving any handjobs

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:57:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Use your imagination.

SinkTube · 1 points · Posted at 23:21:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

never!

Mucky38302 · 27 points · Posted at 19:48:35 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Oh, so girls have to have ARMS now? So tired of these unrealistic goals for women's bodies.

[deleted] · 15 points · Posted at 13:20:26 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ah so that's what the pizza did before he was starring in Gorillaz music videos

Johnny_Rockers · 11 points · Posted at 16:46:05 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

That girl pizza is kinda hot.

d4hm3r · 8 points · Posted at 14:46:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Graphic design is my passion.

c3534l · 9 points · Posted at 22:36:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

There's a bar near me that has a pink bathroom labelled "barley" and a blue bathroom labelled "hops." Barley is the one with the urinal in it.

GoesToEleven · 24 points · Posted at 14:19:43 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The girls sign should be a whole pizza with one slice missing

TWFH · 26 points · Posted at 17:32:52 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I feel like this is actually a fucking amazing design tbh.

CrabStarShip · 8 points · Posted at 01:21:30 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

How?

TWFH · 1 points · Posted at 01:02:05 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

Male pizzas don't have arms man

yelahneb · 11 points · Posted at 15:42:38 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Where's the fucking pizza-neutral bathroom

GordonRamsThee · 22 points · Posted at 14:28:18 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

In a weird way, I kind of enjoy this. It's so stupid, but also wholesome.

cataracts_ · 1 points · Posted at 03:24:30 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah I think it's kinda cute :)

abigleman · 7 points · Posted at 18:32:47 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Having spent a week in a country where I don't know the language very well, I hate this shit now. It's not cute anymore.

DickFeely · 4 points · Posted at 20:20:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

TWIST: they both lead to a room with John Podesta churning walnut sauce

jandrese · 6 points · Posted at 20:52:34 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Wouldn't it be easier to just have the "girl" pizza be crust side down? That would at least be semi-consistent with standard male/female bathroom signs.

name_my_account · 5 points · Posted at 01:31:34 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Another unrealistic expectation for men.

Corrievrechan · 4 points · Posted at 06:33:50 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ah yes. The elusive female pizza slice gives us a rare view into food sexual dimorphism. In this side by side comparison, note her long arms and 4-digit hands. Leading pizzologists suspect these arms play a crucial role in mating rituals.

Slingster · 3 points · Posted at 14:25:09 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

All my life...

primary868 · 1 points · Posted at 23:12:35 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I've been good

FuckingWeebsX · 4 points · Posted at 00:00:11 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

BOMBSHELL EVIDENCE FOR PIZZAGATE

kurtchella · 4 points · Posted at 01:36:49 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I hope these bathrooms aren't anywhere near Washington DC (or else conspiracy theorists will come screaming)

GregoryGoose · 6 points · Posted at 21:51:30 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The men's restroom should be a sausage pizza and the women's should be anchovies

Hobi_Wan_Kenobi · 3 points · Posted at 18:06:37 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Feminists need to check their arm privilege ^/s

OldBirdWing · 3 points · Posted at 20:15:35 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I guess I have never seen or eaten a female pizza

xu7 · 3 points · Posted at 20:49:52 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well it's certainly not pretty (Arial) but at least it is perfectly clear.

Hedra_Helix · 3 points · Posted at 21:56:35 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is perfect. It's not confusing or misleading, it's just shit. It's a shit design.

shinslap · 3 points · Posted at 22:04:15 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

A sausage for guys, pizza slice for girls. Easy peasy

rangerjello · 3 points · Posted at 22:11:16 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Looney tunes just used eye lashes. (Sometimes)

Humpa · 3 points · Posted at 23:52:59 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

There's nothing wrong with the design. It's intention is to clarify what gender is allowed, the text does that fine.

thamonsta · 3 points · Posted at 01:39:11 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Girls forever be arm-havin'!

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:52:34 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Hope they have 66 bathrooms for all those trendy new "genders"

WildBird57 · 3 points · Posted at 02:26:29 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I think the arms are supposed to be ovaries

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 03:32:27 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I typed this comment with my nose due to my lack of arms

descender51 · 4 points · Posted at 16:04:17 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

We are all Pizza on this blessed day

justsaying0999 · 2 points · Posted at 18:16:25 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm more of a peppermint tea kinda guy anyway

Rekel · 2 points · Posted at 18:24:34 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

You shouldn't really want to make people associate your food with toilets either.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:02:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

"Hey man I think that's the girl's room."

(ツ)

gratethecheese · 2 points · Posted at 00:02:25 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

The female sign should have been a full pizza with 1 slice taken out

BlxckTxpes · 2 points · Posted at 01:31:22 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Should have been female - pizza , male - breadstick

downheatx · 2 points · Posted at 02:06:27 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm triggered!!! Where's the gender neutral bathroom /s

Silvystreak · 2 points · Posted at 02:25:53 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I don't get it, they're just pizzas

calethesnail · 2 points · Posted at 03:17:37 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

They're pizzas lol was the female one supposed to have boobs???

lawlessness01 · 2 points · Posted at 03:36:00 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

TIL I don't have arms

CompControlled · 2 points · Posted at 11:25:10 on March 27, 2017 · (Permalink)

I must be a girl since I have arms

Ndtphoto · 3 points · Posted at 21:52:50 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

They could have just done one slice dripping with white sauce and the other dripping with red sauce.

kiljaen · 3 points · Posted at 00:36:41 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

As an armless pizza, I think that'd be confusing. I've never been coated and dripping with white sauce OR red sauce.

Ndtphoto · 2 points · Posted at 01:20:49 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Aye, puberty is still on your horizon eh?

kiljaen · 3 points · Posted at 01:26:03 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm just saying mate, if you're an armless pizza coated with white sauce you gotta work on your aim or invest in paper towels. Or you're into other armless pizzas, which is fine but not everyone's slice

Theonlytrueman · 4 points · Posted at 01:02:19 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

Since no one else is mentioning it, how is this particularly crappy design?

It's not pretty, it doesn't really make sense, but it's plenty clear, which is all a bathroom sign needs.

Lucren_333 · 2 points · Posted at 16:54:13 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Clearly the mens pizza should have sausage..

poser4life · 2 points · Posted at 18:03:23 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's because women use their hands to pee

-obliviouscommenter- · 2 points · Posted at 22:14:18 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Would it have been that hard to put a couple of well placed pieces of pepperoni on the girl pizza?

Ropo27 · 2 points · Posted at 22:50:54 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

No way, these are great!

Guy pizza is like "hey."

Girl pizza is like "heeeeeeeyyy!! ♥☀☺"

Makes sense to me.

jb69029 · 2 points · Posted at 14:51:18 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The guys should be a slice and the girls the rest of the pizza. Get it??

bradholmes23 · 2 points · Posted at 18:07:55 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Comet Ping Pong?

Samploto · 2 points · Posted at 22:28:00 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

The bathrooms would have clear doors

Radu47 · 1 points · Posted at 03:52:43 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

I like to think that since the "mushrooms" are the EXACT same colour as the crust that they're not actually mushrooms but just places where a mushroom shape was cut out of the final product.

losefacepalmtree · 1 points · Posted at 04:37:19 on March 26, 2017 · (Permalink)

/r/CrapperDesign

rodney_melt · 1 points · Posted at 20:45:41 on July 6, 2017 · (Permalink)

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY TOPPINGS

LegitStrela · 1 points · Posted at 18:41:39 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:04 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm not sure if anybody mentioned this or thought of this, but what if you flipped the male pizza upside down? This way the female pizza would still have that V-shape. Pretty easy design I'd assume.

Rixor14 · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:02 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Should be the other way around.

MeetMeAtTheBottom · -3 points · Posted at 16:33:00 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Probably because they didn't want to be sued or be the next "controversial" thing on social media sites for classifying gender or making a woman pizza wear makeup.

TheBaggieee · 0 points · Posted at 22:52:40 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

I like triggering people who think feelings make up your gender, or that identifying as something is what makes you that certain thing.

drivec · -2 points · Posted at 22:48:35 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)

Why can't people use completely unambiguous bathroom signs?

It's easy: a picture of a penis and testicles for the men's room and a picture of a vulva and clitoris for the women's room.

These bathroom signs.

Cheese & mushrooms. For the women's sign, Edith.