SMART Salad Bar

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MacaroniShits ยท 7666 points ยท Posted at 17:05:04 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)


[deleted] ยท 2361 points ยท Posted at 17:30:19 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Come on, i'm drunk right now and ever i could come up with a better acrostic than that

S ourced from local farmers.
M ade with fresh, quality produce.
A mple choices of salads.
R ich variety of toppings.
T asty and healthy for you.

BillionBalconies ยท 1266 points ยท Posted at 18:29:33 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd have left the fifth point as it was, save for a minor grammatical tweak. Tits have certainly never done me any harm.

PutterCup ยท 433 points ยท Posted at 00:40:47 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

maybe add an "are" in there? This is quality marketing.

edit: Gilded comment about breasts. What a time to be alive.

iriemagination- ยท 329 points ยท Posted at 00:52:14 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah shit I gave gold to you instead of op. I suck at reddit ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ hold up

SoundOfTomorrow ยท 312 points ยท Posted at 00:55:23 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure that's a first: Messed up gold.

iriemagination- ยท 230 points ยท Posted at 01:00:34 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Happy 20th of September.. Ok I'm logging off before I become Oprah.

Potchi79 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 01:47:27 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That can happen?

YeltsinYerMouth ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 05:03:37 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It wears off after you gain or lose more than fifty pounds

sebaz ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 15:24:18 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, it happened to Oprah.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:11:33 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Jesus fuck this golden shower is too much

rebane2001 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:28:54 on September 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Just noticed you posted two comments, so you actually got two gold
ยฏ\\\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

dragonpower2000 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:27:25 on September 21, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gold train choo choo

cho

cho

ok ill stop

yeah_but_no ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 07:26:03 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

hey ! its actually my birthday, the 20th. lemme get some of that, momma O.

SirGaylordSteambath ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:39:00 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but no

yeah_but_no ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:19:39 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

fuck you its my birthday

trenchknife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:35:46 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

gold round ricochet

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:58:47 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

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[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:33:57 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honest question: Who cares about getting gold? Any benefit is likely in RES already or not a big deal, I mean if it were a big deal we'd be buying it for ourselves.

Alutic ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 05:33:51 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fool you know nothing of our ways

9bikes ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:50:12 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Any benefit is likely in RES already or not a big deal

Getting gold is an honor, like getting a lot of upvotes.

Vesterian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:21:59 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

But better, because someone went out of their way for you

PutterCup ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:53:31 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Haha. I was about to say.. thanks anyway though!

damnisuckatreddit ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:35:08 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Man you don't suck at reddit, don't be so hard on yourself.

SocksElGato ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:40:23 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You dropped this \

ohpollux ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 07:21:18 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

ยฏ(ใƒ„)/ยฏ\

Thanks

Nloveladyallen ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 11:31:48 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You dropped a ton of shit, you should probably head to the emergency room ASAP

TPanzyo ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:31:53 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not to make you feel worse, but you also dropped this: \

SoundOfTomorrow ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:55 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

this shit got gold?!

EDIT: I'm going to edit this post to state the contradiction that happened.

purplepenguin4163 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:30:05 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Are you one of those people who comment on other comments that have gold with hopes of getting gold yourself?

Edit: if I'm being honest I wrote this comment so someone gives me gold. I know gold trains are a rare sight but might as well try eh.

SoundOfTomorrow ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:53:38 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Not at all.

papayakob ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:21:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

And you are?

Bhix ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:06:32 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Deep down, we're all gold whores.

DuchessofSquee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:47:15 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I just want to get it once to see what happens.

aerandir1066 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:42:39 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Edit: if I'm being honest I wrote this comment so someone gives me gold. I know gold trains are a rare sight but might as well try eh.

Are you one of those people who comment on other comments that have gold with hopes of getting gold yourself?

purplepenguin4163 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:44:09 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm not gonna try to cover this up, so yes. I'm desperate.pls help. Spare gold?

berryer ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:20:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

just punctuation?

Tits - healthy for you!

_Lady_Deadpool_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:04:11 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You clearly have not had the joy of running your boobs into door frames or running without enough support

AlbinoSmurf73 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:29:01 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Really? 'Cause tits have been pretty much the source of all my problems.

Jowitness ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:01:48 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You haven't been between huge boobs then =(

iriemagination- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:41:14 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So how do I give gold?

BillionBalconies ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:20:03 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks for that, man. Very kind of you.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad to see the 10 year olds are on a gilding spree

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:14:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Glad to see the 10 year olds are on a gilding spree

chefanubis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:09:16 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Except some have people attached to them that get half your money after fucking the pool boy.

Nix-geek ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:02:10 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I read that as "Maple choices of salads" and now I want a maple salad :)

xrumrunnrx ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:25:10 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I thought you made that up, but no, maple salad dressing is a thing.

Canada's maple fetish knows no bounds. May it forever remain unbridled, unfettered, and unparalleled.

DuchessofSquee ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:49:15 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken.

JazzusChrist ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:41:01 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3drunk5me

valvilis ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 04:15:59 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

3drunk7me with rice?

fff8e7cosmic ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:08:07 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Uh, uhm, broken arms?

Forfucksakesreally ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:35:17 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

S ourced from I don't know M ade with stuff R really not my job T taste like trees. Yeah good work everybody!

unanimous_anonymous ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:03:15 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SMRT?

whisperHailHydra ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:56:47 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Forfucksakesreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:56:07 on September 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Simpsons reference

unanimous_anonymous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:16:04 on September 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Ah ok. I know the Simpsons joke, I just didn't know one was being made. Doh!

Forfucksakesreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:27:49 on September 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Smrt doh. Mt auto correct thinks I'm a potato cause of this stuff.

Forfucksakesreally ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:28:14 on September 29, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

See

Vesterian ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:25:07 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A for aye dont give a fuck

sean_incali ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:21:55 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

now you're just showing off.

mhlind ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:45:05 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Way too much gold in this thread

Stimonk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:00:51 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A is a little phoned in, but for the purposes of working the phrase I'll allow it!

MGRex12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:40:37 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What about Amazing choices of salads?

riskybiscuit ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 02:49:29 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Yes! I was hoping the top comment would be exactly this

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 01:54:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is reposted so much give it a rest people

slogand ยท 410 points ยท Posted at 17:29:20 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm glad my sproduce is being grown mfreshly in Georgia.

silphred43 ยท 377 points ยท Posted at 19:49:33 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'produce.

Demi_Bob ยท 299 points ยท Posted at 22:34:05 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*tips tractor*

OccamsBroadsword ยท 218 points ยท Posted at 23:15:14 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

-tips cow-

Demi_Bob ยท 138 points ยท Posted at 23:32:26 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'mooooooooooooo

Daniel_Laixer ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:28:16 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*calls Lassie Lisa*

Potchi79 ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 01:47:48 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'Fresh

[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 10:58:30 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tit's healthy for you!

mhlind ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:28 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'mrakul

eartburm ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 20:10:42 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Come for the sproduce, stay for the tit's!

robster98 ยท 422 points ยท Posted at 17:28:20 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œTit's healthy for you!โ€ ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

glooka ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 01:03:13 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Technically very true

icantdecideonausrnme ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:02:56 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The best kind of true

Milkslinger ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:10:14 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

life-giving mammaries

CaliBuddz ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:39:28 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Always given me a little pep in my step

slowclapcitizenkane ยท 104 points ยท Posted at 18:27:09 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Mfresh Sproduce: Tit's the healthy achoice.

[deleted] ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 21:58:05 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Jayy_21 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 11:45:21 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

*Tits fedora

tachyonflux ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 00:18:17 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIL 4 new words:

Sproduce Mfresh Achoices Rchoices Tit's

Retarded_Giraffe ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 01:39:20 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Achoices!

Bless you.

HeMan_Batman ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:25:16 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You didn't know about tits?

notsurewhatiam ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 02:44:33 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

4

Pizzaman99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:44:32 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tit is a contraction.

HeMan_Batman ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:23:58 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I was referring to the plural of tit, not about the possessive of tit or "tit is"

Pizzaman99 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:33:52 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

u/tachyonflux was referring to tit's, or tit is.

HeMan_Batman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:24 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

So wait, who's on first?

tachyonflux ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:35:00 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

What am I reading?

Hideus_Ex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:38:45 on October 1, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Titties!

ethanrdale ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:36:02 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

let me introduce you NSFW

northrupthebandgeek ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:50:17 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tit's healthy for you!

Damn straight.

_Lady_Deadpool_ ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 03:06:58 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Gay too, can confirm

Lightfinger ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 17:48:11 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

B.O.B.O.D.D.Y.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:03:19 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

[deleted]

What is this?

glooka ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:04:50 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

B I Z N...

GregoryGoose ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:21:11 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Biznus

cheeseburgertwd ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 02:20:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Non-acrostic acrostics are my favorite kind of crappy design

TheDejectedEntourage ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 09:48:38 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Did I just get rick rolled by a Crappy Design Turquoise FlairTM ? You sneaky...

hugoyam ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 00:59:01 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is so bad I want to downvote it.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MacaroniShits ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 01:32:07 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I understand.

captainlavender ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:11:01 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Pretty bold of you to put a singles' ad next to your username like that. How's it working out?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MacaroniShits ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 03:26:37 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's not a singles ad, it's a never ending quest.

captainlavender ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:05 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Truth. May your butt be well and frequently sexed, friend!

rumpleforeskin83 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:03:03 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd sex a butt that shits macaroni. Male or female idc if there's macaroni

captainlavender ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:41:22 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You have a lot of interesting ideas, have you checked out /r/crapdesign?

CarbonCamaroZL1 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:48:46 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Come on guys. Even I understand this one. Just some spelling and grammatical errors. Maybe a mis-translation or something from a different language!

Tis produces are grown in de state of Georgia.

Mmmm Fresh quality produce.

A choices of salads.

Our choices of toppings.

Tit's are healthy for you!

FauxBoDo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:37:41 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

You guys are just reading it wrong. Here, let me translate -

'S'produce grown in Georgia (It's produce grown in Georgia!)

M'fresh quality Produce (Muh fresh quality produce!)

A Choices of Salads (Many a choices!)

R Choices of toppings (Technically it is their choice of toppings that they put out, hence "our choice of toppings")

Tit's healthy for you! (No translation needed.)

BeRad_NZ ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:56:30 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Fine, I'll do it for you : S alad is delicious M eat is evil A ll acronyms are horrible R abbits love our bar T rump for president

egitalian ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:38:12 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

... Georgia

dustxx ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:46:31 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
egitalian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:13:20 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Hahaha! I wonder what ended up happening to that guy. Found a colorized version that I liked better https://youtu.be/pkFaIxpbHvM

plinking_zombies ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:33:14 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The person who made this is so clueless I just want to give them a hug and shelter them from reality.

SilentNinjaMick ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:35:22 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This is hilarious

benretan ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:09:43 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
Soulphie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:07:35 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

this is almost good again because it fails on every letter

Ekat_clan ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:11:04 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'fresh. tips salad

userid42 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:31:18 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

PFCCI

njdevilsfan24 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:32 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tits healthy for you! I agree

EatYourCheckers ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:42:10 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know. I love this the way it is. But then I like to sit back and watch absurdity happen.

Karieann- ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:01:06 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

They didn't even try

mabo516 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:04:50 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I think it was more for comedic effect and satire

although the tits... that doesn't look right

lancelotbarton ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:51:43 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe tit's not SMART to eat at the Salad Bar

everythingZero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:15:53 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tits ARE healthy for you!

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:45:51 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

SMART

Shit like this makes me not visit a place. They'd be better of without a sign like this in that case.

avecessoypau ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:42:04 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Cringeworthy

thezapzupnz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:11 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This looks less like a small publicity notice and more like a ransom note.

Faps_McTickle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:07:24 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Here are 5 good reasons to visit our salad bar:

1...

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ MacaroniShits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:33:04 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
  1. Our sproduce is excellent.
Mellow_Willow ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:21:52 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Brilliant cerebral design, it really gets inside your head!

funnyfaceking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:25:00 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)
irkenChild ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:20:09 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tits healthy for you!

bombrah ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:22:31 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

A choices of salads

SeekerOfSerenity ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:53 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am so smart! I am so smart! P-F-C-C-I...I mean S-M-A-R-T.

JediMasterBrittany ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:38:43 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

R/mildlyinfuriating

GentleHammer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:47:24 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm originally from Georgia and I'm not surprised at all.

FL00PthePIG ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:18:52 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

This has to be the most reposted thing in this sub.

OneWayOfLife ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:02:00 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'm guessing that because this is in Georgia, they probably don't understand the English alphabet. The cryllic characters probably make sense...

BreathingEnthusiast ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:15:03 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

It's as if they think that each letter just becomes a bullet point. This is like Cargo Cult level of sign design. They don't know why it's done, but they can mimic it, kind of.

Crapgeezer ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:01:23 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I'd be more upset if 2 of them matched and then they gave up. At least they said fuck it and stayed commited to their failure.

dasfilth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:23:44 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tits healthy for you

I agree.

Gergs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:51:04 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I swear this shows up on this sub at least once a week.

PopperRemix ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:38:11 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'fresh.

BooYesLord ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:05:33 on March 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It makes a lot more sense when you read it in Dr. Steven Brule's voice

chrismiles94 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:49:49 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

SMART point.

glooka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:40 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am not a pfcci man.

5_on_the_floor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:56 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Shirley, they're joking, right?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:40:05 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

No they're not. And don't call me Shirley.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:40:13 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Okay, if you are so smart, you try pronouncing PFCCI!

Oaken45 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:13 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The last one seems true Tit's there healthy for you.

poadyum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:40 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Lol, please tell me this was found somewhere in NYC.

ggrieves ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:06:19 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome to Georgia. I routinely see signs on the roadside advertising "serip" I have pics for proof.

Mentioned_Videos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:04:31 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)*

Videos in this thread:

Watch Playlist โ–ถ

VIDEO COMMENT
The Office - B.O.B.O.D.D.Y. 11 - Knew I had heard that before, forgot what from. Made me google it, glad I did.
The Simpsons- S-M-R-T 4 - I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
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_Username_Required_ ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:57:08 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

made in Georgia

Well there's your problem

BensTerribleFate ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:11:05 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I am so smart, I am so smart, SMRT...

alecyo12 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:00:25 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Someone really needs to realize what an anagram is

bbccooo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:48:39 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I like how the S sentence has not s in it, that's impressive

Trick421 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:09:37 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Well, it is Georgia...

apachey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:34:28 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tit's healthy for you!

cantwejustplaynice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:56:17 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't realise what sub I was in as I started reading it and thought I might be suffering a stroke.

skylinedude ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:02:22 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

I wanna know what their R rated choices of toppings are?

Blood and semen?

shvelo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:00:39 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like whoever made it isn't very SMART

Roccobot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:07 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

TIT'S

Jor3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:16:12 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Have I seen this post before? Even the top comment is the same. Though it feels like it has been months. But it was posted 15hrs ago :o

ArtDecoAutomaton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:52:16 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'fresh salad.

Patrik333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:13:11 on October 2, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Sproduce

GloriousGardener ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:14:31 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Honestly... Whoever designed this should probably just kill themselves for the good of the species.

falcoperegrinus82 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:04:13 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

That is not how you acronym.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:39:32 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

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notaredditor81 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:58:37 on September 19, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

The category is "Before and After".

doctorcoolpop ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:28:51 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

smart don't mean grammatical .. at least produce are grown locally

amcdermott20 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:33:28 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

M'Fresh

StormieDarkLord ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:50:31 on September 20, 2016 ยท (Permalink)

Tits, healthy for you.