Yeah. Every episode seemed to have a full season gag that got old quick. The sideways room and the hands one were exactly the same each time. Plus the celebrity guests were so overused
Yeah, but you lost the "anti-abduction" bit, which was the real selling point, in our opinion. Nice first try, especially for one that took 15 seconds, but we're probably going to stay with our original agency.
Well, in Mandarin Chinese, the pronunciation of T actually means kick. And Chinese people are kinda like the Japanese, where karate is from. The logic for it is a bit roundabout.
The origin of karate is a little fuzzy, actually. It's from the Ryukyu Islands, which ended up as part of Japan, but it's thought that the people who lived there were of Chinese descent.
I think it completely depends on the school. I did karate from 2000 - 2008 (thanks mom) and we yelled douchey little "i-ya"s. But when we went to tournaments we would sometimes encounter "tsss"ers.
Even if a child could do an axe kick on someone, it probably isn't gonna hurt a full-grown adult. It's useful enough for adults, kids not so much. (Not to mention that it's not too useful against armed opponents.)
Also most abductions aren't done violently or with force. I think it's true of most crimes that they usually rely on manipulation or coercion.
Most child kidnapping cases are done by parents in custody disputes. But even discounting those, most other abductions are done by an adult that the child already knows and possibly trusts.
Or just a small amount of trust with the kid because most kids are abducted by adults they already know at least marginally and kids are used to doing what adults tell them.
What about the USA PATRIOT act? (Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001)
sossij ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:39:31 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you're afraid of being abducted and thinking of enrolling in karate because of it, maybe you should start thinking about moving to another neighbourhood...
It is! I'm not sure on the specifics but the mod ended up stepping down. Probably because everyone just moved to crappydesign2 and didn't give a shit about his hissy fit.
Thanks for the nostalgia, OP. I used to live in Happy Valley, until I had to move to WA for work a few years ago. I remember this sign at O'Halloran Hill distinctly, and used to laugh at it then, too!
An activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a result for an employer, in return for small, multicoloured polymer rectangles. But that's not important right now...
I'd like to think this isn't an acronym. They just wanted the sign to have "KARATE" and all those other words, and decided to save paint by reusing letters.
It's not a fucking acronym, nor were they trying. It's just like one of those stupid fucking things you have to do in school as part of poetry week, or whatever. Take all the letters in your name and find words that relate to you.
God you people will take a shit on any one you can
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:47:27 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, we still like your sign. We just wish you at least tried to come up with a "T".
You did a really good job with the stenciling, so don't feel so bad.
I didn't take issue with the post as much as I did the comments. People are ragging on this person for making a shitty acronym when the person wasn't trying to create an acronym.
I'm not sure why that's difficult for people to understand.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:03 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You have to at least admit that the kicking illustration is a bit of a cop-out.
darkm0d ยท 3138 points ยท Posted at 16:30:51 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids And Responsible Adults Training & Education.
Thousand times better and I came up with it in like, 15 seconds. For fucks sake...
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1912 points ยท Posted at 16:34:54 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But then how would people know that their karate school is real, anti buduction, and KARATE KICK?
three_horsemen ยท 725 points ยท Posted at 17:06:51 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
I think they're going for the Prince thing with it
"The phrase formerly known as 'Karate Kick'"
Edit - thanks for gold
nikolaibk ยท 216 points ยท Posted at 19:07:48 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids Are Responsible As To Evolve Karate Intelligence Continuously. K?
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LondonNoodles ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 23:04:49 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BeKause Acronyms Really Are Too Easy
austin101123 ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 03:16:13 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FucK AcRnyms ATE
-PM_ME_YOUR_GENITALS ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:14:46 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would prefer saying fuck the acronyms all together unless they come easily. If you have to force it, it will probably be shit.
AmazonSpudderman ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:04:36 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
don't Know At all how to cReAte The bold lEtter. KnIves are Cool thinKs
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:15:05 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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CuhrodeLOL ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:22:05 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
**or just like this**
Leprechorn ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:27:15 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
** OR SOMETIMES LIKE THIS **
CannibalVegan ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:48:27 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
this
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:45 on August 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
JackFlynt ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:33:46 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i thinK you hAve to put two asteRisks before And afTer thE text, but i don't Know, I am aCtive on a mobile device.
Klingon.
WruceBillis ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:24:49 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Que?
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:26:23 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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maybesaydie ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:11:28 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That was dreadful.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:42:52 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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maybesaydie ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:44:40 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I miss that show.
Dinklebop ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:30:29 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
you know they brought it back right?
Good as ever.
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Dinklebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:19:07 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well the new host isnt as good but its the same set and mostly the same guys on the show and it still very much feels like the old one.
Granted i only watch it every now and then.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:30:28 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well let's not be hasty...
inconspicuous_male ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:44:17 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah. Every episode seemed to have a full season gag that got old quick. The sideways room and the hands one were exactly the same each time. Plus the celebrity guests were so overused
Dinklebop ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:52:17 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
it came back in 2013. Enough time to form an opinion and i still think it's as funny as ever. Not overly hasty.
its_polystyrene ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:51 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I remember my first pun.
frijolito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:21:57 on July 25, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not exactly sure why but this comment made me giggle so much that I woke up both the wife and the baby.
nicolauz ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 19:16:24 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Buduction, is that when your friend steals your weed?
Stl228 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:25:22 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kinda. Youre thinking of Baken.
2010_12_24 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:39:22 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TKarate Kick
KipaNinja ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:53:18 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kabrickkabrick loooooodick
ricdesi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:58:46 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I believe you mean TKARATE KICK
trevo235 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:53 on December 5, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TKARATE KICK
FTFY and ignore how late this is
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:31:26 on December 6, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
All good, man! Just amazed that people are still running into this!
kryonik ยท 322 points ยท Posted at 20:34:27 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Karate
Arate
Rate
Ate
Te
E
Empire_Of_The_Mug ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 21:22:31 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kar8
Ar8
R8
8
r_slash ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 22:32:32 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kar8 me irl m8
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:19:46 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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juan-jdra ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:27:43 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Im n8, m8
[deleted] ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 22:44:28 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kar80
There, FTFY.
IAmTimeLocked ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 00:39:37 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Karate
Arate
Rate
Ate
Te
Ello there mate!
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 22:55:03 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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--cheese-- ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:55:03 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
sort of FTFY. Ish.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:17:24 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
USUKA
S
U
K
A
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:25:09 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:30:47 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks Mr skeltal
Beef_Nuggets ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 20:37:50 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
HiDDENk00l ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:02:14 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Beef_Nuggets ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 21:29:00 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah my comment won't show up if you're not using the subreddit style.
It's an emoticon of a penis.
HiDDENk00l ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:31:57 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit haha. I thought it was just a blank comment.
Dhhhhuurrr ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 08:38:39 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit haha.
HiDDENk00l ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 08:46:58 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
oh shit haha oh shit haha oh shit haha oh shit haha
OH SHIT HAHA
abacussssss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:27 on August 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Me too.
Coolfuckingname ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:21:50 on July 17, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
well why the fuck not?
Thats idiotic!
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:48:15 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
๐ฝ Love ๐, a guy with a cellphone ๐๐ฟ
thats_a_risky_click ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:04:12 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are you a wizard?
kryonik ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:46:13 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An alchemist... of letters!
chuckDontSurf ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:07:33 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I read that like this
kryonik ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:25:47 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's how I said it!
saxonprice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:47:31 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Everyone
EireOfTheNorth ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 18:54:23 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whats wrong with even just putting in "Techniques for" for the "T" part...
r_slash ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:33:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or if they're really lazy, even "To" wouldn't be out of place.
Ascurtis ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:04:25 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
King Arthur Raped And Tortured Eunuchs
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:16:04 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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Ascurtis ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 23:39:59 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's why it was called the dark ages.
r_slash ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids
And
Ringers
Attempting
T `>-/ยฐ
Everyday
MachReverb ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 23:24:43 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids
And
Rad
Abduction
Thwarting
Emus
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 10:50:23 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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RussellLawliet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:11:42 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm not quite sure which war you're on about, but it was probably because of the bogans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:59 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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RussellLawliet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:22:32 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit.
[deleted] ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 22:21:38 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kill
And
Rape
All
The
Elephants
mijamala1 ยท 63 points ยท Posted at 00:16:30 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
all the elephants?
[deleted] ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 01:54:46 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Did he stutter? ALL THE ELEPHANTS!
SecIsh ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 02:24:01 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every last one of those commie bastards!
bathroomstalin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:49:04 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Babar, no!
:'(
shotleft ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 00:17:39 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Instructions unclear, rape the elephants before or after killing them?
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 01:02:36 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes.
ExactlyUnlikeTea ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:34:39 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do you know how hard it is to rape an elephant?
AmorphousGamer ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:17:05 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, you kinda need a ladder.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:45:19 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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i_no_like_u ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:50:19 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Europeans for me.
RussellLawliet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:10:57 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
uwotm8
[deleted] ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 18:25:56 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would hire you. They on the other hand would kick you for being a smarty pants.
jozzarozzer ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:12:52 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Probably a McDojo anyway, so they'll fall over mid-kick.
dztrucktion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:58:27 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Just lol'd so hard
HanzVermhat ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 21:19:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kick And Run Aggressively Towards Enemy. 14 seconds.
icefrogpls ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 20:12:59 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but then there's no abduction fear mongering!
true_new_troll ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:57:28 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, but you lost the "anti-abduction" bit, which was the real selling point, in our opinion. Nice first try, especially for one that took 15 seconds, but we're probably going to stay with our original agency.
saxonprice ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:51:24 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Wait...ABduction? I thought it was BUDduction! And you're also saying it's ANTI???
Truckeeseamus ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:51:12 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or tactics.. 2 seconds..
Axis_of_Weasels ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:35:46 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
KARATAE
monneyy ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:09:52 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But without the "antiabduction" the parents won't come.
donkaufman ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 17:24:08 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You're hired!
tropikomed ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:08:21 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd probably sign up. They mean strictly business if they don't bother 15 seconds for an acronym
PhoecesBrown ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:24:41 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
But yours isn't nearly as entertaining or memorable.
Do you even market?
darkm0d ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:29:32 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
26 and work in IT. Nooooooooope.
xyroclast ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:20:03 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't say what they're learning.
And does it mean only the adults are responsible?
wafflesareforever ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:13:47 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Karate kArate kaRate karAte karaTe karataE
Boom.
gunfox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:20:59 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but the anti abduction thing draws in the parent's money.
jonneburger ยท 456 points ยท Posted at 15:38:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
Im guessing T is for training. Anti-abduction training? "This kids, is a roofie..."
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 718 points ยท Posted at 15:40:50 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The T is obviously for [KARATE KICK].
bilobaman ยท 91 points ยท Posted at 15:58:25 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Don't make me T you in the face!
ILL_Show_Myself_Out ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 20:22:53 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Whatever, just don't bduction me!
KimJongIlSunglasses ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 20:39:11 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T
batrastered ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:46:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Nah, it's for Tatsumaki Senpukyaku. Source: Street Fighter II.
_AI_ ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 18:20:08 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
KaraTe kick
throwawaysarebetter ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:24:06 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's obviously for Tae Kwon Do
Morialkar ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 17:36:23 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No, T is definitely for cliparT were we can safely say they took their logo
Loxawo ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:24:39 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Somebody removed the "o" in a way "to everyone"
ihavea5inchpenis ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:25:21 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, in Mandarin Chinese, the pronunciation of T actually means kick. And Chinese people are kinda like the Japanese, where karate is from. The logic for it is a bit roundabout.
saxonprice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:53:10 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So are your eyes! Gaijin!!!
RussellLawliet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:15:38 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The origin of karate is a little fuzzy, actually. It's from the Ryukyu Islands, which ended up as part of Japan, but it's thought that the people who lived there were of Chinese descent.
Deepcrater ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:02:27 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tarate kick
Cymry_Cymraeg ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:53:34 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tarate kick.
tdRftw ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
AFAIK karate doesn't even have kicks
ShinyPiplup ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 17:29:52 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The "T" is for kara-"T". Duh.
a_wandering_vagrant ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 18:37:32 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's pronounced Karah-Tay
maharito ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 16:47:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah.
Kids' and
Adults'
Real
Anti-abduction
Training and
Exercise
This is actually salvageable.
Philumptuous ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:07:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think they make a Tsss sound when they kick. My dad did when he was into that in the 90s.
birdinspace ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:41:10 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think it completely depends on the school. I did karate from 2000 - 2008 (thanks mom) and we yelled douchey little "i-ya"s. But when we went to tournaments we would sometimes encounter "tsss"ers.
silverwyrm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:48:39 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The "T" is for "Taekwando".
Karsonist ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Technique, tussle, tittiez
onthefence928 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:50:26 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
And this, girls is bill Cosby.
The_Potato_God99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:03 on October 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Aiti abduction to everyone"
dumb_ ยท 320 points ยท Posted at 16:46:08 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T = KICK TO YOUR STOMACH THAT'S WHAT T IS
SetYourGoals ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 17:46:52 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"OUCH, HE T'D ME SO HARD"
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:10:48 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Teabagged?
MaverickTopGun ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 18:17:29 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sounds like something Rexkwondo would say
malz_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:41:33 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
To
[deleted] ยท 714 points ยท Posted at 15:34:11 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
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๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 340 points ยท Posted at 16:14:44 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I just love that they obviously ran out of ideas after the first two letters.
FearMeIAmRoot ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 17:01:32 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The force is strong with this one.
SabashChandraBose ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:28:57 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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Abracadabra - http://www.acronymfinder.com/Abbreviations-and-Related-Acronyms-Associated-With-Defense,-Business,-and-Radio-Electronics-(ABRACADABRA).html
realizmbass ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:43:50 on September 22, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lol there's no 'e' in abracadabra why do they have the word 'electronics'
Gdigger13 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:43:46 on December 8, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Abracadabre
SwimmingNaked ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 20:23:14 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
ForceBlade ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 23:57:04 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I hate that anti abduction bit because as cool as karate is, as a thing.. A child probably couldn't pull it odd in a life threatening situation
and that shits me advertising it like that
RussellLawliet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:18:17 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Even if a child could do an axe kick on someone, it probably isn't gonna hurt a full-grown adult. It's useful enough for adults, kids not so much. (Not to mention that it's not too useful against armed opponents.)
ThisIsGoobly ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 03:10:06 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What's it like to be a poop?
wizardcats ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:17:32 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Also most abductions aren't done violently or with force. I think it's true of most crimes that they usually rely on manipulation or coercion.
Most child kidnapping cases are done by parents in custody disputes. But even discounting those, most other abductions are done by an adult that the child already knows and possibly trusts.
vocaloidict ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:57:53 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You better stop swimming like that, then
vallexum ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 21:12:55 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
K is for karate
A is for actual karate
R is for real karate
A is for awesome karate
T is for teaching you karate
E is for everyone loves karate
gaylord_buttram_MD ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:45:08 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Andy Dwyer?
RUPTURED_URETHRA ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 16:07:23 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T = ???
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 114 points ยท Posted at 16:09:46 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T = KARATE KICK!
Meowguy33 ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:54:05 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The giant is pulling a bitch move right there.
J_the_Assassin ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:55:17 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
4/10 form.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:03:23 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
5/10 matter.
Chris160393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:25:25 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
6/10 with rice
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:34:56 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Form_and_Matter
It's a philosophy joke.
[deleted] ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:49:12 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The T means "don't ask about the T or we'll kick you in the face"
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:53:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you have to ask what the T is you can't aford it
monkeyhitman ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:36:35 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku.
Kelvara ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:50:43 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like some pound cake!
bluecamel17 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:22:37 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Profit
JitGoinHam ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:43:51 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
THIS KICK!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:34:11 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Team
secret_tsukasa ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:18:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
but there's no i?
Patrik333 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:49:54 on July 13, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I subconsciously read T as "Technique" - it makes sense... but no, T = Hieroglyph.
The_Potato_God99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:16:56 on October 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"to"
VoodooMonkiez ยท 100 points ยท Posted at 19:47:44 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Edit: This took me too long to look normal on mobile.
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 23:10:37 on September 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kangar ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 16:24:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
'A' should stand for 'Anti Acronym' instead.
TheTretheway ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 17:44:45 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I would like to join the anti-acronym club
Kangar ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 17:46:54 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Great! You can be P.R.E.SIDENT
TheTretheway ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 20:44:26 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
President and Representative of the Excellent Society of antI-acronym crusaDers, for Everyone 'N' Things?
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 04:03:51 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
President and
Representative of the
Excellent
Society of
antI-acronym
crusaDers, for
Everyone
'N'
Things
Looks good!
chesszz ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:46:34 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
FTFY
ajiav ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:46:01 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think of it, not as an acronym, but as an acrostic poem.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 04:05:16 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Some E. E. Cummings level acrostic.
bathroomstalin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:55:04 on December 19, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Acrostic poetry for rustic folks so po' they lean their signs on a tree
ยฏ\_(ยดฺก`)_/ยฏ
leejoness ยท 71 points ยท Posted at 16:05:31 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Charlie Kelley strikes again.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 16:12:43 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep.
OldOrder ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:36:27 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You see that door marked "Pirate?" Do you think a pirate lives in there?
[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 17:16:54 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"I dunno, let's just have a guy kicking or some shit."
[deleted] ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 16:31:22 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Ids Dults eal nti bduction veryone
Chanting this out loud is bound to reveal a hidden message.
Well_thats_cool ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:16:14 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
For some reason I picture Mac reading this and doing a kick when he gets to the T
but_why_is_it_itchy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:47:32 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I love when the post is good, and the OP is funny in the comments, too. Really makes me happy. I'm drunk. But I like you, OP.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 02:21:52 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I like you too, /u/but_why_is_it_itchy :)
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:12:21 on September 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
i dunno
get it checked out
but_why_is_it_itchy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:02:27 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
swooning intensifies
GoreFox ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:40:45 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"What's the T for?"
"I dunno, fuck it"
HobKing ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:34:49 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
At least the letters are at the beginning of the words.
Allabayiet ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 18:53:24 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
C.R.I.M.E.A.I.D
Crime reduces innocence makes everyone angry I declare.
rabidbasher ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:50:46 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids are
Abducted daily.
Repel
Aggression
Through
Exercise!
townout ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 18:01:05 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Rated T for Everyone!
ImAUnicornBitches ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:04:26 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well now I'm just waiting to see Buzzfeed's "11 Most Forced Acronyms."
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:08:13 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Number 5 will blow your mind!
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:13:15 on September 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Number 5 will [KICK]
itsnotbrainperjury ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:10:17 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think I found the original.
http://i.imgur.com/EdWiW2k.jpg
[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:48:51 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Like it would be difficult to overpower a kid that knows karate, come on.
PM-me-in-100-years ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:52:16 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids
Near
Inner
Femoral
Easily
Fend
Into
Guys
H
T (Karate Kick)
I
N
Groin
...Hey, it's harder than it looks!
MuffinPuff ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:51:45 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If that kid lands one good hit to the knee, that kidnapper is fucked.
Ubereem ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:49:58 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If I walked into a place and a 7 year old has "mastered" the system already, I'm looking into something else.
AirMan121 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:30:59 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They don't even need to overpower them if they've got candy.
Or a gun.
wizardcats ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:21:05 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or just a small amount of trust with the kid because most kids are abducted by adults they already know at least marginally and kids are used to doing what adults tell them.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:36 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh really? I think you forgot the true acronym for KARATE!
K ids
A re
R eally
A rse kicking
T
E veryone
i-need-approval ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:42:29 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kill And Rape All Toddlers Everyday
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:52 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That doesn't sound fun at all.
Glampkoo ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 16:42:58 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tkarate
Tkick
EnderBoy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:02:01 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kick Ass Really Awesomely Flying kick Everyone!
Damnit. You're right. It just can't be done.
roguemenace ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:34:05 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What about the USA PATRIOT act? (Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001)
Bluedemonfox ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:31:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T doesn't even have a word...just some picture.
TheAdmiralCrunch ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:43:20 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is some Dwight Schrute level shit.
Backwell ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:21:57 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kill all real ass turtles, everyone!
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:36:03 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm imaging the T is pronounced like "TEH-HAAAWW"
ew629 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 17:58:06 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T'kick
Mac_User_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:30:56 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It took me 2 seconds to think maybe Kids Adults Ready And Trained Expertly.
Specktagon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 18:42:14 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This needs to be a contest...
sossij ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:39:31 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
If you're afraid of being abducted and thinking of enrolling in karate because of it, maybe you should start thinking about moving to another neighbourhood...
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:27:25 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The fantastic thing is, it's a great neighbourhood.
sossij ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:47:13 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Where is it?
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:48:33 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
O'Halloran Hill, South Australia.
ThereIsBearCum ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:14:14 on October 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like a Rick and Morty ad.
Telemonster4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:22:24 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This sounds like something Mac from IASIP would come up with haha
mehatch ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:59 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is the greatest contest of our time. I'm genuinely excited for more of these.
nelska ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:39:31 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
coulda made something for t like trained. or something.
gagnonca ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:48:35 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
wait, this sub is back? I thought he childish mod shut it down in "protest"
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:31:50 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It is! I'm not sure on the specifics but the mod ended up stepping down. Probably because everyone just moved to crappydesign2 and didn't give a shit about his hissy fit.
gagnonca ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 02:42:41 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah that guy was a fucking retard. Along with everyone else crying about the insignificant changes to the free site they use.
soccerperson ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:51:45 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This sign could be straight out of It's Always Sunny
Lolmoqz ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:04:07 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kick All Rapists And Their Egos
EddieTH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:08:44 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"T for Karate Kick"
TemporalDistortions ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:11:15 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
MAGGIE
Make
Adjustments
Go
Get
It
Energized
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:28:11 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
d_ja ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:46:13 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yes, in Adelaide somewhere. It's been around for years.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:28:51 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
O'Halloran Hill, it makes me laugh every time I drive past it.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:31:18 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Hmmm, what about the 'T'?
....ahhh fuck it that one'll be blank"
Rflkt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:41:08 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They should have at least did that.
kabukistar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:27:29 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So, apparently, T stands for T๐
Stepnerd ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:56:39 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks for the nostalgia, OP. I used to live in Happy Valley, until I had to move to WA for work a few years ago. I remember this sign at O'Halloran Hill distinctly, and used to laugh at it then, too!
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:34:40 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
No worries! I hope they never change it. As someone still in SA, what is this 'work' you speak of?
Stepnerd ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:04:27 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
An activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a result for an employer, in return for small, multicoloured polymer rectangles. But that's not important right now...
infinite_soup ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:32:31 on July 14, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T is just "HIYAAAAAAAAAAPOWWW"
NosyEnthusiast6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:10:56 on September 23, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Lgr777 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:29:28 on November 1, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids
Adults
Real
Anti abduction
Tornado kick
Everyone
Almedinz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:49:58 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The other one still way worse
Chizbang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:27 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids Adults Real Antiabduction Kick Everyone?
emesghali ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:10:45 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
holy shit, they just gave up on the t. shaking my fucking head lol
flemhead3 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:18:32 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
There was something for the T, but that asshole karate dude karate kicked it off
psychotronofdeth ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:31:53 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
What if the abductor has a gun?
justaguyinthebackrow ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:04:53 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or a banana?
Gargenville ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:37:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Props for the Kinder colorway though.
youngblood99 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:44:57 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Could only think of the GETSOME acronym from D3 Football's Finest when I saw this.
Backupusername ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:31:53 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
KARAAE
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:36:04 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This isn't an acronym, this is an acrostic.
luisl1994 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:10 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
anti abduction ahahah wow
testadorra ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:07:02 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
dammmmn thats a stretch
DonnieDoice ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:14:53 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
A challenger appears!
AL_DENTE_OR_NOTHING ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:49:12 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe it's trying to be an acrostic poem
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:32:40 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's some avant-garde level acrostic though.
AL_DENTE_OR_NOTHING ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:39:31 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh yeah it's definitely not good lol
douchbagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:52:13 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The acronym is fine, but wtf does "kids adults real antiabduction everyone" even mean?
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:09 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You forgot "T kick"
douchbagger ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:38:30 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Oh, yeah, that makes it make sense...
choketheboys ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:54:05 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Keep A Ready And Trained Eye
Benzshamin ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:27:22 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It makes me think of Dwight Schrute
CrookedAsterisk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:09:27 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
That's a picture of Tony doing a flying kick.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:40:05 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Hi-yaa! Take that, renewable energy! Wah-pah! Eat shit, asylum seekers!"
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:22:47 on July 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kicking
Ass's
Really
All
Too
Easy
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:42:28 on July 16, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
r/forcedacronyms
antsugi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:30:27 on September 5, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Knead a real acronym to enjoy?
I tried
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:29 on September 5, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Still a better effort than the original sign.
mellowmonk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:22:42 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
GaryDuder ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:13 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's pretty fucking rad. You know, you have to discipline your image.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:59 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
the force is strong with this one
ranchdepressing ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:41:36 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Someone make a sub for these.
photoframes ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:35 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Are we making acronyms? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFYwueh05mM
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:45:37 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well he did something right his advertisement is now at the top of reddit haha :)
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:48 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Not so fast, OP! WWE's Santino Marella and The APPLE would like a word with you!
Roflkopt3r ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:01:59 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
As a LoL fan I always have to think of Royal Never Give Up (RNG). China always comes up with the best team names.
Chris160393 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:04:29 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
someone should make /r/forcedacronym
BaneFlare ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:16:32 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Fucking Christ it was a mistake to come to this subreddit. I'm gonna have an aneurism
gaahl666 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:26:43 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
These shits have been pissing me off so badly.
MikeMoo3 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:40:03 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNToKq8af6U sorry for the quality but this is by far the best worst acronym.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:57 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The T is for TYAAAAAAAAH!
KipaNinja ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:52:20 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's funny coz mista karrakayayayaaae maene is fighting back against MY CLOSET!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:55:50 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T
urmyheartBeatStopR ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:07 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kick
Ass
Rape
Ass
Teach
Everyone
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:07 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Straya, nuff said
cinderwild2323 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:57 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T-Kick everyone?
godofwar7018 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:45:25 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFYwueh05mM
brownman83 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:51:51 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the "Fantastic" acronym got this beat. It's still champion.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:01:19 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids anus' raped and tickled everyday. That's all I've got.
Anne__Frank ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:31:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Acronym rape
superbatprime ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:44:39 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Tasers for Everyone? Probably more effective than karate anyway.
Towairaito ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:17 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
The "T" stands for "Teriya!"
choketheboys ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:12 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Your flair gives me stress.
programmerq ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:35:40 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Alright Dwight. Whatever you say.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:38 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Technique.
Hasmith99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:24:21 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I think the other ones worse
badanas ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:32:06 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Sign maker rack disaprin!
s3rca ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:22:45 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
BOBODDY
t0asterb0y ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:19:11 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Techniques (for)"
SegmentOfAnOrange ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:56:14 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post justifies the creation of /r/forcedaronyms
nofullstopperiod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:57:33 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kittens Are Raping All The Europeans.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:18:59 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:00:13 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Or 'training'.
choloblaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:24:32 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
TEE-YA
iamdaflea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:40:13 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
They seriously just didn't even try on that T
chefsmokesalot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:36:04 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T kick.....ta-kick....tactic
RollAd20 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:52:34 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see a problem. The karate kick guy looks like a "T" if you turn your head sideways!
Glitch29 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:54:47 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'd like to think this isn't an acronym. They just wanted the sign to have "KARATE" and all those other words, and decided to save paint by reusing letters.
Butt_Plug_Inspector ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:09:58 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
isn't that an acrostic? or almost one, guess.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:00:52 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
"Flykick everyone"?
VolcanicBakemeat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:46:18 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It even has the comedic timing tied down. This is golden
MacheteDont ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:38:40 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This post is sponsored by the word "WHY".
AbomodA ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:38:25 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
This is near my house!
Seriously weird seeing things from real life on reddit. And I regret missing this karmic opportunity D:
luckjes112 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:52:42 on August 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Every Villain Is Lemons!
C-c-c-comboBreaker17 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:17:13 on September 6, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
God this is bad.
The_Potato_God99 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:17:16 on October 26, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Kids
Adults
Real
AntiAbduction
To
Everyone ?
IDoNotAgreeWithYou ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:35:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Karate isn't going to help you from getting abducted, try a real martial art like brazilian jiu jitsu.
MuffinPuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:53:21 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Do they even teach bjj to kids?
phantommind ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:26:49 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't read the second "J" in your question and was really wondering what kind of karate you were trying to get kids involved in.
IDoNotAgreeWithYou ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:55:54 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Yep, at least the places I've been to.
chubbyurma ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 18:41:58 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
T is for 'tit-kicks'
ReturnOfGanon ยท -13 points ยท Posted at 18:57:08 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a fucking acronym, nor were they trying. It's just like one of those stupid fucking things you have to do in school as part of poetry week, or whatever. Take all the letters in your name and find words that relate to you.
God you people will take a shit on any one you can
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:47:27 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Dude, we still like your sign. We just wish you at least tried to come up with a "T".
You did a really good job with the stenciling, so don't feel so bad.
๐๏ธ websafepallet ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:16:11 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry I didn't meet your high submission standards :(
K indly
A ccept
R eal
A pologies
T hanks
E
ReturnOfGanon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 04:55:59 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't take issue with the post as much as I did the comments. People are ragging on this person for making a shitty acronym when the person wasn't trying to create an acronym.
I'm not sure why that's difficult for people to understand.
[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:30:03 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
You have to at least admit that the kicking illustration is a bit of a cop-out.
ReturnOfGanon ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:41 on July 11, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
I truly don't understand that part, but it's actually the best part of the sign
suddenswimmingpotato ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:22:56 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
cause it's funny?
maybesaydie ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:26 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well, you're no fun.
ReturnOfGanon ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 00:26:00 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
So says the sub that creates its popularity by making fun of others. Good job, Reddit!
suddenswimmingpotato ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:23:38 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
making fun of others?
it's making fun at bad design
ReturnOfGanon ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:48:20 on July 12, 2015 ยท (Permalink)
Well sure, but it's always at someone's expense, isn't it?