So much potential for irony with this unique character perk. Ideally you get cocky when in a competition with somebody, then laugh so hard you can't see and they beat you.
I play board games with my family regularly and they fully take advantage of my weaknesses. Thankfully, I'm not super competitive and it's all good fun but yes, it's completely exploitable for fun and profit. ๐
Z4KJ0N3S ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 23:43:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This caused me to choke on my beer and subsequently cough the lining of my lungs out on my hands and knees for at least 4 minutes with tears streaming down my face from both laughter and asphyxiation.
edit: 10/90 laughter/asphyxiation+panic
h0ntor ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I accidentally snuggled our Australian Shepherd puppies butt while we fell asleep one night! When I woke up later and realized what had happened, I started laughing so violently that it shook her awake, and she was like what the hell. Then she realized what had happened and we both cracked up for like half an hour in the middle of the night!
no way, the way she somewhat squished the dogs head at the end makes believe she had no clue.. if she knew she would have been careful not to squish the head
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:26:55 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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thekeanu ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:05 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Who would want someone at their party flying off the handle at such a simple comment?
:D
The mum was hamming it up with the dog's ass.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:23:17 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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thekeanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:33 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Way off - I love life and encourage fun at all times.
mmmmmbeers ยท 1709 points ยท Posted at 18:17:53 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
God damn, I laughed my ass off.
HuskyTheNubbin ยท 446 points ยท Posted at 18:49:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am crying so hard, holy shit this is amazing
SuedeVeil ยท 157 points ยท Posted at 21:32:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank god since my day started like crap!
iratecmdr ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 22:21:11 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I havenโt laughed this hard since Normandy.
micboobyqc ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 06:56:52 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I cant believe lt ! I am literally dying laughing
iratecmdr ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:57:46 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Call lifeline, itโs what I do when I feel like Iโm dying or Iโve fallen down the stairs.
Kanibasami ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:28:53 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Me neither! And I'm figuratively dying here!
Tacos_and_Earl_Grey ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 07:04:43 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Seriously. Not much makes me laugh out loud, let alone laugh until I cried. I very much appreciate the poor pup's sacrifice for our happiness.
Bl4nkface ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 21:00:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
She almost scared her dog's ass off!
LolaBunBun ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:29:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have high cheeks and little eyes! It took me too long to be able to see again! Never make me laugh while I'm driving*. This is just too cute!
*I wasn't driving while watching this. If we happen to ride together please save the stand up routine for when we are safely parked.
Obamathellamafarma ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 07:13:53 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why the fuck are you watching videos while driving.
LolaBunBun ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 11:03:16 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no, I wasn't! I'm just saying when I laugh it's hard to see so as an aside don't make me laugh while driving. Phone is 100% down when I drive.
theresnoquestion ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 14:51:00 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what
LolaBunBun ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:56:58 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what
Sprockethead ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:31:04 on December 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
what
dfinkelstein ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:47:34 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So much potential for irony with this unique character perk. Ideally you get cocky when in a competition with somebody, then laugh so hard you can't see and they beat you.
LolaBunBun ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:06:37 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I play board games with my family regularly and they fully take advantage of my weaknesses. Thankfully, I'm not super competitive and it's all good fun but yes, it's completely exploitable for fun and profit. ๐
ICECOLDRXD ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:36:29 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Arse?
iambigmen ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 08:27:43 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes please.
BudSheeks ยท 2146 points ยท Posted at 17:18:21 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The look in that dogs face at the end made it for me. xD
Jumpi95 ยท 511 points ยท Posted at 18:27:42 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg yes, just the pure look of WTF!?!?
ItsMajorObviousNow ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 21:35:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I thought it was more โfinally... it about time they greet me appropriatelyโ
Proletariat_batman ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:38:10 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Smell good? I snuck some lasagna earlier
caferreri11 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:32:45 on December 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"The hell is going on why is she grabbing my ass--STOP LAUGHING AND SAVE MEEEEE!"
Peeuu ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 23:54:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thisismylifenow
Fireworrks ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 02:26:26 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
https://i.imgur.com/Vj5oErK.png
[deleted] ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 01:14:23 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It was like "well, I figured this would happen sooner or later. Ok, let's get this over with... Hello to you too"
kharmatika ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:14:21 on March 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Heโs so tolerant of it too, just โum...okay...UM...O...KAY...โ
lang1010 ยท 1104 points ยท Posted at 21:10:37 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hilarious. Once tried to pull one of my dogs nipples off on accident thinking it was a tick.
Jeanpuetz ยท 191 points ยท Posted at 00:00:05 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I swear I do that every other week to my dog.
"I found a tick! ...oh wait no it's just that weird pimple on his neck again."
ThirtyLastCalls ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 05:22:16 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
On his neck?!
pjmcm ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 05:37:47 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Whats so hard to believe about a pimple on the neck?
emilbusman ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 05:44:18 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Guessing they mistakenly read nipple
NotSoBuffGuy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 13:34:47 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's a nubbin
ThirtyLastCalls ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:44:54 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yep
dagovix ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:39:53 on December 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I read this in John Cleese's voice
ImpedeNot ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 03:41:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My fresh out of med school brother was giving my dog a belly rub at Christmas last year, and informed me that she had a couple tumors/skin tags.
karmasoutforharambe ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 03:05:39 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
surprisingly, a lot of people dont know both male and female dogs have like 10 nipples.
TmickyD ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 03:50:55 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, 9 now.
mistermustard ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 04:29:58 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
internet_spaceship ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:27:20 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
http://i.imgur.com/CffyCl9.png
Z4KJ0N3S ยท 117 points ยท Posted at 23:43:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This caused me to choke on my beer and subsequently cough the lining of my lungs out on my hands and knees for at least 4 minutes with tears streaming down my face from both laughter and asphyxiation.
edit: 10/90 laughter/asphyxiation+panic
h0ntor ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 00:13:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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BordomBeThyName ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 00:51:12 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
A
SneakyTigers ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 00:54:07 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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PoopNoodlez ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 00:59:09 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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NebulaNerd ยท 66 points ยท Posted at 01:05:50 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Goodbye
deadkk ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:41:24 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/unexpectedouija
Highly_Edumacated ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:22 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Welcome, youโve got mail.
AnArrogantIdiot ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 00:59:38 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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lang1010 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:47:46 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm sorry!!! Drinking a beer now and will drink what you lost to make up for it !!!! Cheers
Obamathellamafarma ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:14:46 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There are dozens of us!
Megneous ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:16:21 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Save that lung lining, brah. Can dry it out and make jerky. Think of the gains.
Atrainlan ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:44:33 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My mom unfortunately actually did that to our old chocolate lion. He was a newfie-choc lab mix.
huxtiblejones ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:27:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What the fuck? Do you just add that casually to conversations on a daily basis?
elushinz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 06:33:05 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think I laughed more at this comment because of the word nipples.
TerrorEyzs ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:26:25 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I did this with my cat. Poor guy.
LeeHarveyT-Bag ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:05:00 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I did this too except it was a scab I thought was a tick D:
zytoon624 ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 19:41:25 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This made my day! Totally crazy and the laughter was contagious!
JackyG8991 ยท 163 points ยท Posted at 20:44:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank you for this! I was having a really shitty day and this made me feel so much better.
my_gom_jabbar ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 02:42:26 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hope your day gets better :)
JackyG8991 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:44:36 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thanks!
1LostInSpaceAgain ยท 225 points ยท Posted at 20:18:54 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That dog is confused af.
kharmatika ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 18:16:25 on March 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
But so tolerant of it. Like โum...okay...if thatโs what you need to do I guess...โ
I_MELT_STEEL_BEAMS ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 00:44:56 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He's not the only one!
Andee16 ยท 150 points ยท Posted at 22:55:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Was really hoping she was gonna kiss the top of his "head!" ๐
HeughJass ยท 60 points ยท Posted at 06:54:46 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
เฒ _เฒ
Russian_For_Rent ยท 94 points ยท Posted at 22:02:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god damn it I should not have watched videos from this subreddit in the library.
๐๏ธ o_oli ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 22:05:50 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hehe :D yeah bad sub to browse if grinning like an idiot in public is not the goal!
Ittybitty666 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 19:59:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is too good.
Gidonka ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 01:31:36 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I was wondering how she would break the news to her, and "You've got the dog's arse" was just perfect.
TheStabbyCyclist ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 21:46:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Some good shit right there. Feels so good to have a nice gut busting bout of laughtler every once in a while.
MaxStout808 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 03:08:12 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My wife and I accidentally snuggled our Australian Shepherd puppies butt while we fell asleep one night! When I woke up later and realized what had happened, I started laughing so violently that it shook her awake, and she was like what the hell. Then she realized what had happened and we both cracked up for like half an hour in the middle of the night!
I_am_Junkinator ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 21:30:40 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/youseeingthisshit
[deleted] ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 21:44:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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๐๏ธ o_oli ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 21:49:10 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Lol no, just xposted it from /r/oculus - I dunno the source.
Poutinefiend ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 22:38:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
r/contagiouslaughter
Edit: just realized which sub I was in...
ricosuave79 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:10:12 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I'm surprised the dog didn't start barking or something.
amallang ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 16:58:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐
lucidl ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 04:30:49 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I showed this to my girlfriend and her reaction was: "I can't believe the dog isn't saying anything!" ???
yuribotcake ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:51:14 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I love a family that smokes together
TheHighCommissioner ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:52:04 on December 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's probably just a hand rolled cigarette, they're popular in the UK since a 20 deck of normal cigs runs you roughly ยฃ10
rdmtanner ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 03:56:06 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anyone notice the joint at the end?
hagathacrusty ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:23:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i thought it was a cigarette
doctorvee1 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:44:34 on December 10, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I have never cry-laughed so hard in my life.
sarahxoxos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:33:17 on March 31, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
I still pull up this video when I need a laugh. Never fails to make me belly/cry laugh. Thank you.
OriginalNord ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 21:01:28 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
amazing
magicandair ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:41:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐
Billy1138 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:23:45 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Thank God she didn't kiss the dog on the head...
ahekki ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:08:44 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/thisismylifenow would get a kick out of that
MuffinPuff ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:04:10 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I was just waiting on the dog to fart
jakelamottayo ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:32:22 on December 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit man, this sub is so good. How could i miss this sub for such a long time
Broka1979 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:01:19 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Poor doggo, looks traumatised.
countrysgonekablooie ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:43:24 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
'Dog's arse!' upvote for 'arse' instead of 'ass'. An ass is a donkey.
AggressiveSloth ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:57:42 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I've never heard a Brit say "ass" tbh
countrysgonekablooie ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 04:01:30 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They say 'ass' when mimicking an american.
CornetPerson ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:26:57 on April 11, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
can confirm via Muse
https://youtu.be/UqLRqzTp6Rk
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:23:19 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm laughing outrageously loud. This is great
planethaley ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:20:58 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omg. I am so glad no one came into the work bathroom when I was watching that. I'm all red from laughter now..
couuette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:56:25 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow, I didn't know this subreddit ! Subbed :D
okBroThatsAwkward ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:20:03 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Definitely one of the best ones I've seen in this sub
awkwardashland ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:14:47 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Omfg, that was hilarious af. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
ReflexEight ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:17:20 on December 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At least wait more than a day.
๐๏ธ o_oli ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:40:05 on December 6, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No
mehhkinda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:46:09 on April 12, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Smoke in the ash tray, definitely made it an Irish home for me. (Sorry Iโm drunk, I know this isnโt going to make sense in the mornin)
MagnaFox ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:37:48 on April 23, 2018 ยท (Permalink)
Help i cant breathe im gonna die.
White-Lantern ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:45:56 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Shit. I laughed a little too hard at work. It was worth it though.
dnbVice ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 23:42:35 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
smoking with pets inside is not cool
HenkPoley ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:06:48 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It ends in /r/thrashy ๐
[deleted] ยท -33 points ยท Posted at 19:15:26 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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DrProlapse ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:49:03 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This is the first I saw of it, so I'm glad it was posted
๐๏ธ o_oli ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 19:22:46 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Huh...didnโt see it. Hit the xpost button and assumed it would auto-detect a duplicate.
fannymcslap ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:11:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
First time I saw it, chill bro
blortorbis ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:19:27 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
[deleted] ยท -12 points ยท Posted at 00:08:54 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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MrNickNifty ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 00:34:52 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's a cigarette. You can see the light bands on the end where the filter starts.
newsagg ยท -6 points ยท Posted at 02:45:45 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
booo
thekeanu ยท -168 points ยท Posted at 17:35:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fake af - she knew
tt12345x ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 18:50:06 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
/r/nothingeverhappens
quedfoot ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 23:47:24 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
But did you laugh, though?
I sure did.
Bananapopcicle ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:44:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Looked genuine to me.
Plus it made me laugh my booty off, so there!
[deleted] ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 20:09:29 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
_Long_Story_Short_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 20:15:38 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Why so negative?
[deleted] ยท -49 points ยท Posted at 20:26:12 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If that is negative to you, maybe, maybe hop off the internet. It's not a place that's meant to be taken seriously.
qyka1210 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:57:23 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I dont think you're understanding: the point of this sub is to enjoy the content and laugh along with the people in the video (I did).
If you can't tell if it's fake, it doesn't matter if it's fake. The placebo effect cures some illnesses.
StigDoesntFart ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:16:37 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You are taking it seriously. So what if its fake.
[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:24:20 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's your imagination.
Bananapopcicle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:18:31 on December 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
:(
SuedeVeil ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:35:07 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
no way, the way she somewhat squished the dogs head at the end makes believe she had no clue.. if she knew she would have been careful not to squish the head
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 01:26:55 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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thekeanu ยท -2 points ยท Posted at 01:32:05 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Who would want someone at their party flying off the handle at such a simple comment?
:D
The mum was hamming it up with the dog's ass.
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:23:17 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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thekeanu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:24:33 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Way off - I love life and encourage fun at all times.
akeetlebeetle4664 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:05:08 on December 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Plot twist: That's her fetish!
[deleted] ยท -23 points ยท Posted at 21:35:49 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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aaybma ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 23:09:22 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
They were whispering and she was into the game. When did the dog bark?
buttononmyback ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:43:51 on December 4, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The dog, uh, was not barking...