Now, not only can you live in the pod, you can die in it too!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 241 points ยท Posted at 17:46:41 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)


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Gnatman11 ยท 259 points ยท Posted at 18:14:31 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

idk man I would be pretty happy with giving myself back to mother nature when I die.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 182 points ยท Posted at 18:43:16 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Fuck all that, rather than being buried in the tree pod or an expensive coffin, imma just not die. I hereby abolish death

CaptainCucumber631 ยท 105 points ยท Posted at 19:49:30 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Excruciatingly based

Idontknow1045 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:33:01 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based on what?

Drone_Better ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 21:28:17 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not dying.

_B0b4_F3tt_ ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 20:08:09 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

BREAKING NEWS: DEATH RATE DROPS TO 0%

CynicallyGiraffe ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 22:53:19 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry the 9th Circuit Court just put a stay on your abolishment of death, they said they'd be willing to take it up again if you included gun control.

russiabot1776 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 19:42:48 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based

UncleArki ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:32:32 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based and necropilled

BwonsamdiTheDead ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:15:08 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well, I'm already dead

NitchJager ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:37:13 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Username checks out

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:49:39 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Transhumanists rise up

Angry_Asian_Kid ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:48:22 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The only products I consume are robo legs

Drone_Better ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:29:37 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Heck it.

Robot body.

13Ryan06 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:54:09 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Foundationed

Brohemond ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:41:20 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hello? Yes, hi, Based Department?

Ugly_Cassanova ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:34:08 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not gonna lie, I like your plan.

DecentAnarch ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:20:10 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based and transhumanpilled

Acceptable_Handle ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:41:18 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ruth Bader Ginsberg thanks you

americanwolf999 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:47:54 on May 16, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Transhumanism gang

anuddahuna ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 20:54:31 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

not freezing yourself so you'll get awoken when utopia has finally been achieved

MemriTVMemes ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:49:52 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Mfw I wake up in a society without women

puresmocaine ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:51:28 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Mfw I wake up in time for Zero G racing in Neo Paris

styrofoam_table ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:21:06 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Some might call that... utopia.

I think I'll pass on that particular utopia though.

severansssssss ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:18:58 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Quest_Virginia ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 18:26:30 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I agree but I'd at least rather be put in a pine box then look like a sci-fi movie prop

-HypogeanMk2 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:39:46 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Same sentiment tbh

Being buried in what looks like a face hugger egg.

eating_fruit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:42:58 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

lol why does it matter what it looks like? specially when itโ€™ll be buried

-HypogeanMk2 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:40:59 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I've got no idea but it triggers a visceral disgust feeling.

BAKED_BEAN_LORD ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 18:48:29 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

When I die just throw me In the trash

russiabot1776 ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 19:43:26 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based and Diogenes-pilled

ol0-_-0lo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:48:59 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Air Sky burials are neat-o, and just as horrifying to walk up upon!

Food for the animals, and scare Target(tm) loaded Instagram hikers with real death.

A win-win?

prison---mike ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:35:52 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Maybe tuck my toe knife in my boot

LGBTqRGBrcaCMYKNaHCO ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:28:07 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Take my organs lmao and if I'm too dirty for that, burn me, and plant a tree

MountTuchanka ยท 111 points ยท Posted at 18:30:21 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

being against this

Wow OP didnt know you were in the funeral industry and wanted us to CONSOOM expensive coffins that take advantage of grieving families

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 18:38:12 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Reject modernity, embrace tradition return to mummification and the sarcophagus

paulrnelson ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:10:33 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The pharaohs were such consoomers that they had to be buried with all their posessions so they could take them into death lol.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 20:49:50 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Not all of them, actually they were kinda based cause they only took what needed in the afterlife

paulrnelson ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 21:08:26 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:17:14 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Oops fair enough

weissetasse ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 18:40:43 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That's even more expensive lmao. Just wrap yourself in a cloth.

yacnagod ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:38:24 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Viking ship funerals seems to be cool

russiabot1776 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:43:11 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Make your own coffin

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:26:28 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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Cobi_Fox ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:31:30 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Just looked it up. On average, they cost between $2,000 and $5,000, but can easily get over $10,000 if a material like mahogany or copper is chosen. The funeral industry is notorious for exploiting the emotions of grieving family and friends, doing their best to convince them that they gotta buy the fanciest casket as opposed to a simple pine one or cremation.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:36:27 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

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Cobi_Fox ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:40:16 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"b-but how else can you honour the memory of your loved ones if you don't have their remains mutilated and pumped full of preservatives before being put in an expensive casket that will be buried and never seen again????"

i_like_turtles_lmao ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 19:22:45 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

At least my body will become fertilizer for the ground. If I canโ€™t donate my body to science then Iโ€™d rather it help a tree grow

JesseTrue3 ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 20:56:13 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldnt call this consumption. this is actually giving back to the earth and what better way to remember someone

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท -14 points ยท Posted at 20:57:28 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but I'd rather be buried in a pine box, then in the pod

AllhailEmperorNathan ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:13:31 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

But it's not consumption...

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 23:28:05 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I guess you dont get it, this sub isnt solely about consumerism. It's about numales, soyboys and bugmen too, I'm making fun of a phrase that a lot of consumeproduct users say. "Live in the pod, eat the bugs" that's why my title says you can die in the pod too.

BasedGenZed ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:50:23 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s not supposed to be. Itโ€™s about consumerism

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 01:15:34 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ok degenerate

BasedGenZed ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:40:43 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Do you like throwing big boy words around to make you feel better?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:35:27 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If you think "degenerate" is a "big boy word" then you're fucking retarded, it's not that big of a word. You call yourself based, but you think r/consumeproduct shouldn't be about purging degeneracy? That's an oxymoron in itself.

BasedGenZed ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:55:05 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Dude are you like 12? You donโ€™t throw the word degenerate around, we use it for pieces of crap like you who feel edgy on the internet. Youโ€™re a degenerate, and this sub is about consumption, hence the name of the subreddit.

Oxymoron is another word you donโ€™t understand, big surprise there

DoomedFromTheStart97 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 19:34:22 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'm gonna try and foster a pack of wolves at the edge of my property, then when Im too weak to go on I will walk in their lair and be torn limb from limb as my body returns to the soil from whence it grew

ohdamnitsmilo ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:38:11 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ouch that would hurt

DisastrousEquipment2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:12:46 on May 22, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Better yet, try to struggle and throw some punches so it looks like you died in a blaze of glory

jazii1337 ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:39:22 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually based and red pilled. Especially if the tree is in a good spot with a amazing view.

BwonsamdiTheDead ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 21:16:04 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, I'll just not die lol

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:16:41 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Same here tbh

elongatedmuskratOwO ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:57:29 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thats just morbid

Moist_Banana_Nana ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:31:18 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I actually kinda plan on doing this.

Put me in a weeping willow or dogwood on my property, do the same for my children and grandchildren, make a forest that also counts as a burial ground so in the future it will be illegal to dig up our corpses that way the government cannot buy my land and turn it into some bullshit starbucks

sped_racer_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:40:34 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

And it is the bugs who will eat you this time.

akskdkfbendl ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:52:09 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That is nice you uncultured swine

298347209384 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:55:57 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well if the alternative is making my loved ones buy a $10k box to put in a hole that they have to pay rent for or wasting a bunch of fuel burning my body then I'd rather die with nature. I mean seriously guys cremating bodies is really wasteful, it takes a lot of fuel and time to even cremate just one body.

alienrabbithunter ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:32:39 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

iโ€™m down with this

waitBRUH ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:27:01 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based and greenpilled

kaladinner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:34:10 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The average burial costs $7-12K. We aren't talking marble mausoleums. I mean a wooden coffin six feet under a little granite rectangle with your name. Judging based on a quick google about this, it's just a burlap sack with a sapling inside. Your body will offer enough nutrients for the tree to sprout out of the dirt.

This is a beautiful concept dumbass.

God-will-win ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:23:20 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

The pod thing is weird but to be honest when I die I want to be buried in a pine casket and then have a tree planted where my body is buried. Preferably a deciduous hardwood.

Stephen_Honking ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:06:14 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Imma go out like a Tree

Parking-Meeting ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:10:29 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Better than a coffin or cremation ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

franzipoli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:16:46 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Hessian sack, ground/water/fire. Sorted.

The tree thing seems cool though, compared to big coffin formaldehyde monstrosity.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:30:17 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Ig, but it seems tacky to me cause it's like a pod, if you want to do that why not just be buried in the ground with no coffin and plant a tree in your corpse

franzipoli ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:31:39 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Agreed, seems like a gimmick when it could be simple

ban_white_men ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:51:23 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

This is a great idea. Though cremation is even better. Graveyards and coffins are useless waste of space and resources.

WannabeHobbyist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:16:24 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I'd rather be buried in this than buying a 10k coffin.

vermilliondays337 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:50:59 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!

-_--_--0 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 19:36:24 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You don't care anymore because there is no you.

But your family and close ones will care.

Would you care if your mother corpse would be fucked in the morgue?

A dead body is like a piece of trash

No,you need to show some respect bro.

This is why a cemetery is a thing.

nosecrunchies ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:16:59 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*

Cemetery burial costs rent, upkeep and you end up buried under 3 more bodies as space becomes more scarce.

Cremation or sky burial.or natural burial. You legacy is what you create.... Not your name carved into some cross shaped rock.

vermilliondays337 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:37:35 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Watch Itโ€™s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

twicklerm ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:46:56 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah idk I like nature and care about the environment and stuff but Iโ€™d rather have a headstone with my name on it tbh

jazii1337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:48:43 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I was thinking a tree with a headstone in front of it on top of a mountain that has a great view.

twicklerm ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 20:49:17 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Alright that actually sounds pretty based

jazii1337 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:50:44 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly when your ancestors visit theyโ€™ll see the view you once enjoyed, I think thatโ€™s better than a plain field with other headstones.

CoyoteEffect ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:11:30 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I want the classic Viking burial death.

Wooden canoe. Light it on fire with my body on board. Kick it out into the ocean. Everyone gets crunk, sharing their best memories of me and cheering my life instead of mourning my death. It doesnโ€™t do good to dwell on negative things.

wiggerman88 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:39:04 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

this is cool but then joe rogan will have one that turns him into weed or peyote when he dies

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:50:41 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Attention based folk, I hereby abolish death

qa2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:20:00 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No.

Why not just have a normal burial and plant a tree beside it instead of this abomination. Itโ€™s the same outcome. Do people think coffins donโ€™t decompose?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:23:20 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I would assume it would be more expensive to have a normal burial, honestly just use a pine box

blueexecutor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:11:15 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

could you imagine getting liquified and broken down bit by bit?

Stuartriddle12 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:32:03 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Well no, Iโ€™d be dead.

blueexecutor ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:45:45 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

yeah but itโ€™s kinda gross being buried in a tree

arsepirate69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:34:55 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I want to be stuffed when I die then left in random, outdoor places naked.

chemicalh_alo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:28:47 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Why not be put in the ground without a pod?

el_beso_negro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:38:33 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I would like to be buried under a tree but calling it a pod is hilarious.

1776_1066 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:05:22 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Must consoom pod!

destroyatallcosts ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:38:19 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Tf is a pod

Der_Sanitator ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:36:58 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Give back what little i have to nature, so that I may replenish what I have taken from it

Angelic_Prussian ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:19 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

To dust we are from and to dust we shall return. Only ones actions remain after death, coffins represent money better spent on helping the living.

SuzyCidePlease ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:32:28 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Always wanted this tbh

Chet_Jameson ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 10:25:44 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

giving back to the earth, seems pretty based.

now i wont have to ask to be "tossed in the woods" when I die

fireyaweh87 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:53:33 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I wish to die and be frozen.

xXx_Bacalhau_xXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:19:00 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

How is this consooming you dumass

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ D5002 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:28:46 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You are literally living in the pod

xXx_Bacalhau_xXx ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:37:49 on May 14, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

You know that people are usually dead when buried right?

TheThirdWolf1775 ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 21:20:54 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Thanks, but I don't want to turn into a fucking tree when I die.

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:37:17 on May 13, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Pussy.