Children? I can't even afford to pay my rent!

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Irritatedtrout ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:07:13 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

No one needs family when you have plastic.

ARKANGELISBEST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Always wear condoms kids

You might not like it, but its better than CONSOOOOMING childcare expenses

FredBullRacing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:22 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Or AIDS

IbrasNose ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 12:56:05 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Can I borrow a feeling?

CoffeeCreamInMySeam ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:42:04 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

What did he have in the episode?

based_and_tedpilled ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 14:47:21 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

"I sleep in a race car bed, do you?"

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife"

something like that

Lockdom ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:29:51 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

That still fits here...

Banned11xThisYear ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:41:35 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

in real life the funko pop guy would have replied" what a sad life"

DoctorOsmium ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:43:29 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Haha you have a home, wife, and children who will be by your side all your life? How sad. Why have that when you can have PRODUCT?

6stringscumbag ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:37:08 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

If Simpsonโ€™s didnโ€™t get consoomed, this meme would not exist

AccurateRip6 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:16:40 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Based Hoomer

USER_NAME1429 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:34 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I have a haunted plushie that sucks peoples d*cks and calls them gay

cubev6million ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:04 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

Astolfo is best boy

qa2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:27 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

โ€œCheck out my new sweet carโ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s your house look like?โ€

awkward silence

sj20442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:13 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)

I don't see the point of them.

Even the name is sheer cringe.