๐๏ธ miedek ยท 839 points ยท Posted at 11:37:32 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
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No one needs family when you have plastic.
Always wear condoms kids
You might not like it, but its better than CONSOOOOMING childcare expenses
Or AIDS
Can I borrow a feeling?
What did he have in the episode?
"I sleep in a race car bed, do you?"
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
something like that
That still fits here...
in real life the funko pop guy would have replied" what a sad life"
Haha you have a home, wife, and children who will be by your side all your life? How sad. Why have that when you can have PRODUCT?
If Simpsonโs didnโt get consoomed, this meme would not exist
Based Hoomer
I have a haunted plushie that sucks peoples d*cks and calls them gay
Astolfo is best boy
โCheck out my new sweet carโ
โWhatโs your house look like?โ
awkward silence
I don't see the point of them.
Even the name is sheer cringe.
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Irritatedtrout ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 13:07:13 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No one needs family when you have plastic.
ARKANGELISBEST ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:16:49 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Always wear condoms kids
You might not like it, but its better than CONSOOOOMING childcare expenses
FredBullRacing ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:00:22 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Or AIDS
IbrasNose ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 12:56:05 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Can I borrow a feeling?
CoffeeCreamInMySeam ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 14:42:04 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What did he have in the episode?
based_and_tedpilled ยท 115 points ยท Posted at 14:47:21 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"I sleep in a race car bed, do you?"
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
something like that
Lockdom ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:29:51 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That still fits here...
Banned11xThisYear ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 15:41:35 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
in real life the funko pop guy would have replied" what a sad life"
DoctorOsmium ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:43:29 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Haha you have a home, wife, and children who will be by your side all your life? How sad. Why have that when you can have PRODUCT?
6stringscumbag ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:37:08 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If Simpsonโs didnโt get consoomed, this meme would not exist
AccurateRip6 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:16:40 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based Hoomer
USER_NAME1429 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:24:34 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I have a haunted plushie that sucks peoples d*cks and calls them gay
cubev6million ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:04 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Astolfo is best boy
qa2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:16:27 on May 8, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
โCheck out my new sweet carโ
โWhatโs your house look like?โ
awkward silence
sj20442 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:33:13 on May 9, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I don't see the point of them.
Even the name is sheer cringe.