Agriculture really is the forbidden fruit of humanity. What has it done? It has allowed much larger civilizations which vastly decreases the life experience for the common individual, it has greatly greatly reduced our health and well being making many stunted physically and mentally. It has caused a massive reduction in height which has just started to go back to normal in the past century, it has caused a reduction in facial structure with many people now having to need braces and to have their wisdom teeth removed, this is simply down to being physically stunted from both improper nutrition growing up and your mother and father also being stunted and possessing or rather not possessing proper gut bacteria thus giving you and a shitty start (immune-compromised, autism etc.) conquerors of the old world often thought of native isolated tribes as being retarded because they didn't possess such words as suicide in their language. It's not because they're stupid, it's because their lives and mental well being are vastly better. Technology and "progress" is a fucking meme. Disease is not a normal state, not something that everyone gets, it's a modern phenomenon that is resulted in poor nutrition and large groups of people with much different DNA.
Ackchyually, Diogenes and his fellow Cynic philosophers made a point of living in full view of society so as to demonstrate their lack of hypocrisy, whereas Ted secluded himself and was secretive (and LARPed as a highly organized movement whereas he was really just an alienated individual).
While they both valued nature and asceticism and had a rebellious streak, the Cynic philosophy of Diogenes was, in a sense, rather pro-social and anti-autistic as compared to Ted's highly systemized worldview, and resembles postmodernism today (which is not necessarily a good thing, and there is a lot to be admired in visionary autistic perspectives, however LARPy, insofar as they are predictive and come "before their time," or even lead to paradigm shifts within their own time as with Martin Luther and Protestantism).
>He criticized Plato, [...] and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions.
> He used to stroll about in full daylight with a lamp; when asked what he was doing, he would answer, "I am just looking for an honest man."
>While Diogenes was relaxing in the morning sunlight, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, "Yes, stand out of my sunlight." Alexander then declared, "If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes." "If I were not Diogenes, I would still wish to be Diogenes," Diogenes replied.
>Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, and masturbated in public.
>On the indecency of his masturbating in public he would say, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."
Imagine owning a barrel, fucking libtard consoomer. Barrels are for the smooth brained, I live in the middle of a swamp completely naked and learned to use photosynthesis for food. It's a hard life, but it's all worth it so I can be called based on the internet.
I think weโre actually becoming self aware and itโs great. No more parentheses around the word them, no more virgins screeching at the Chad Tyrone for stealing some white bitch that wasnโt into them in the first place. Just taking the piss out of consumerism, one meme at a time.
Dude left commentary so powerful that it still influences people thousands of years later. The guy took down the top philosophical minds of his day when he was bored as a hobby. If you think stimulating great minds for thousands of years is not a contribution to society then perhaps you need to reevaluate.
Implying every single subscriber of this sub would resist two days without an internet connection, you are only fantasizing about not being slaves to the mind
3Gaurd ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:10:43 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
he was a hedonist retard. he lived in a barrel bc he was too lazy to work.
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CarelessAI42 ยท 571 points ยท Posted at 11:56:32 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
His only personal possession was a bowl that he threw away after seeing a kid drink with their hands
[deleted] ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 14:28:27 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Fool that I am, to have been carrying superfluous baggage all this time!"
John_Paul_Jones_III ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 20:16:22 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Now that boy knew how to live
TheEmoPanda ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 23:19:15 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
When even hyper-minimalism disgusts you.
Ar99mean ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 22:46:23 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
not even air seemed necessary to him apparently.
IHopeForNothing ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 04:31:29 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Holy based
BabyYodaLegos ยท 445 points ยท Posted at 12:16:23 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude is an absolute complete cuck for having a barrel. Just lay naked in the street and eat bugs and grass.
Whitehand67 ยท 271 points ยท Posted at 12:35:25 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He was tedpilled before ted
Intersectional-Sofa ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 17:23:44 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The agricultural revolution and its consequences...
Vintage1234 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 15:58:43 on May 7, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Agriculture really is the forbidden fruit of humanity. What has it done? It has allowed much larger civilizations which vastly decreases the life experience for the common individual, it has greatly greatly reduced our health and well being making many stunted physically and mentally. It has caused a massive reduction in height which has just started to go back to normal in the past century, it has caused a reduction in facial structure with many people now having to need braces and to have their wisdom teeth removed, this is simply down to being physically stunted from both improper nutrition growing up and your mother and father also being stunted and possessing or rather not possessing proper gut bacteria thus giving you and a shitty start (immune-compromised, autism etc.) conquerors of the old world often thought of native isolated tribes as being retarded because they didn't possess such words as suicide in their language. It's not because they're stupid, it's because their lives and mental well being are vastly better. Technology and "progress" is a fucking meme. Disease is not a normal state, not something that everyone gets, it's a modern phenomenon that is resulted in poor nutrition and large groups of people with much different DNA.
mattex456 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:13:21 on May 15, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Where do I find more people like you?
atavisticautist ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:03:33 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Ackchyually, Diogenes and his fellow Cynic philosophers made a point of living in full view of society so as to demonstrate their lack of hypocrisy, whereas Ted secluded himself and was secretive (and LARPed as a highly organized movement whereas he was really just an alienated individual).
While they both valued nature and asceticism and had a rebellious streak, the Cynic philosophy of Diogenes was, in a sense, rather pro-social and anti-autistic as compared to Ted's highly systemized worldview, and resembles postmodernism today (which is not necessarily a good thing, and there is a lot to be admired in visionary autistic perspectives, however LARPy, insofar as they are predictive and come "before their time," or even lead to paradigm shifts within their own time as with Martin Luther and Protestantism).
ShamrockForShannon ยท 201 points ยท Posted at 13:31:16 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
HEY
[deleted] ยท 142 points ยท Posted at 14:33:53 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's so based it isn't based anymore
clavabot ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 14:42:15 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Horseshoe theory real?
jikklefik ยท 70 points ยท Posted at 14:48:51 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Weโve gone full circle
[deleted] ยท 90 points ยท Posted at 14:54:56 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
A barrel could also be considered a pod. Was Diogenes the ultimate consumer?
Intersectional-Sofa ยท 47 points ยท Posted at 17:25:27 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I read that the inside of his barrel was absolutely covered in etchings of Baby Yoda so I think that pretty much confirms Diogenes was a bugman
Natfigga ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:54:57 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Funko pop shelf on the back of the barrel too, damn Diogenes why you gotta be like that?
Gaboyski_ ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 17:14:09 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Schrodinger's consoomer
euro_norm ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 16:11:35 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Lives in a pod, eats bugs, very futuristic dude.
John_Paul_Jones_III ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:18:52 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
Eating bugs? Wait until you hear about john the baptist and the essenes
Dogrum ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:43:07 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It was John the Baptist, not Peter. Peter was a fisherman
John_Paul_Jones_III ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:23:43 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Youโre right, thank you, I edited it
Dogrum ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:14:28 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Np
feluto ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:41:00 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
bougie cunt that he was
throwawaychungus26 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:46:37 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Consooom bugs and grass
andysandersF_word ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:21:26 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What a fuckin consoomer
feluto ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 13:41:41 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This man affected society for thousands of years with this one simple trick
Mayos_side ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 15:36:20 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Philosophers hate him.
[deleted] ยท 195 points ยท Posted at 12:37:18 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
CONSOOOM BARREL
Mayos_side ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:35:07 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Oh god I'm gonna be a COOOOOOPER
DavidQuarantino ยท 124 points ยท Posted at 13:17:27 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nonsense. The barrel remained, unconsumed. He inhabited barrel.
TharsisRise ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 16:59:45 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If anything, barrel consumed him
Gaboyski_ ยท 176 points ยท Posted at 12:40:59 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Who would win?
The conqueror of the known world
Or a barrel boi
look_up_the_NAP ยท 97 points ยท Posted at 15:53:03 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"Get out of my sun." What a Chad.
DavidQuarantino ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 13:17:58 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's a win-win kind of situation.
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 14:46:37 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
If weโre settling the battle in the Syrian sky thereโs no confront
Mirityugiza ยท 86 points ยท Posted at 14:26:39 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The world's first shitposter
StMichaelsknight ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 15:23:24 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Literal shit poster
thepplehatingjewcat ยท 408 points ยท Posted at 11:18:38 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
the only based coomer in existence
R-T-B ยท 167 points ยท Posted at 10:15:43 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
History's greatest madlad
D3nnycrane ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 11:38:27 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
BEHOLD
A NON-CONSOOMER
NotForLongWillBeGone ยท 122 points ยท Posted at 11:52:34 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
BUT A COOMER
Retired-emo-kid ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 10:59:55 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The wholesome dogpill.
CONE-MacFlounder ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 13:39:08 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
reject modernity embrace the barrel
king_smirker ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:38:41 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Until a group of agricultural men come around with their agricultural leader and oblige you to join them or face death (police)
SpaghettiSyringe ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 13:30:14 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
this man puzzles God with his existence, how can one coom so much yet consoom so little
Gaboyski_ ยท 40 points ยท Posted at 17:17:59 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
It's the post-nut clarity that enabled his philosophical ruminations
t3hPieGuy ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:03:07 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He didnโt coom to porn
Elite_Dalek ยท 107 points ยท Posted at 12:19:04 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based and featherless-biped-pilled
EddoB93 ยท 67 points ยท Posted at 13:01:04 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Wow is that a heckin barrellrino!!! I must consoom it!
CarlXVIGustav ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 14:16:37 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Hang on, he's living in a pod and eating bugs.
I'm confused, and don't know if I should be angry or happy. Are we all agreeing that consumption based on actual needs is good and reasonable?
cactusjack42069lol ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 15:45:02 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
PewDiePie just put a whole new generation of kids onto this dude.
RashFever ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 18:37:23 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
>He criticized Plato, [...] and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting listeners by bringing food and eating during the discussions.
> He used to stroll about in full daylight with a lamp; when asked what he was doing, he would answer, "I am just looking for an honest man."
>While Diogenes was relaxing in the morning sunlight, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, "Yes, stand out of my sunlight." Alexander then declared, "If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes." "If I were not Diogenes, I would still wish to be Diogenes," Diogenes replied.
>Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, and masturbated in public.
>On the indecency of his masturbating in public he would say, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."
PurpleReignSupreme ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:35:44 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
His chad levels are off the fucking charts
fritzmeister333 ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 12:19:23 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The first doomer
based_and_tedpilled ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 16:09:56 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
world's first shitposter extraordinaire
Gaboyski_ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 17:15:45 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude was actually a coomer because he was choking his chicken
BadSkeelz ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:42:11 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
"If only I could also ease my hunger so easily by rubbing my belly."
Heisenburger42 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 16:03:37 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Imagine owning a barrel, fucking libtard consoomer. Barrels are for the smooth brained, I live in the middle of a swamp completely naked and learned to use photosynthesis for food. It's a hard life, but it's all worth it so I can be called based on the internet.
ThatNights ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 17:28:12 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wait, you use photosynthesis? fucking consumer
K1KK0_1t4 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 17:59:51 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He coonsumes the sun.
What a pathetic teslaboy cuck
randomnomber ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:06:18 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Green-skinned, lives in a swamp...is that you Shrek?
Grand-Scallion ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:20:10 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
shrek has an outhouse
PurpleReignSupreme ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:33:52 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
section_sign ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 14:10:32 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Stop consoming CUP
Pablitosomeguy2 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 18:31:04 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This guy spoke to fucking Alexander the Great like a thot, what a god
scarcely_industrious ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 13:48:21 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I plan to live in a cave or a self sufficient cabin, King
OctorDocktoberfest ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 14:11:35 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based & tedpilled
alexLAD ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 12:27:29 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Letโs hope the Coomers donโt get any ideas from him....
Summer_Otaku ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 16:03:50 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He who conquered the wolrd BTFO by local coomer
ichbinnotspeakgerman ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:33:31 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based
YFF_RISES ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 12:56:15 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This dude was so based that he pissed on consoomers.
Rathbone_fan_account ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 13:54:52 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Making fun of itself? Is the sub self aware or something?
magic_raygun ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 20:24:40 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I think weโre actually becoming self aware and itโs great. No more parentheses around the word them, no more virgins screeching at the Chad Tyrone for stealing some white bitch that wasnโt into them in the first place. Just taking the piss out of consumerism, one meme at a time.
antonismar2 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 18:59:26 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
what??? he owns a barrel??!?!?!?! what a consumer
TheDunwich-Horror ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 19:42:52 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Reject the modernity. Take the BARRELPILL
ILoveWater123 ยท 49 points ยท Posted at 11:01:09 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nah he was a coomer and rejected metaphysics as a whole. Not based.
Toe_of_Patriarchy ยท 121 points ยท Posted at 11:51:48 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
But he did it ironically
Growlitherapy ยท 44 points ยท Posted at 13:16:16 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Metaphysics weren't that correct anyway, it shows he was a contrarian that didn't take any shit
russiabot1776 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:00:43 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Thatโs a contradictory statement
Growlitherapy ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:05:42 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The then concept of metaphysics (what was meant by it) is entirely wrong, I don't mean the explicit meaning of metaphysics
Fash-Gordon ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 14:26:04 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
A parasite whose only contribution to his society was criticism but was still happy to live off the scraps it threw him.
RashFever ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:00 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Clean it up Alexander
Toe_of_Patriarchy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:49:11 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based
Frostatine ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:23:31 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Like a dog or something.
GoogleLavonAffair000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:35:36 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Seethe
jimchims ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:07:44 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
No
bungorkus ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:06:59 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Dude left commentary so powerful that it still influences people thousands of years later. The guy took down the top philosophical minds of his day when he was bored as a hobby. If you think stimulating great minds for thousands of years is not a contribution to society then perhaps you need to reevaluate.
jimchims ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:07:28 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Metaphysics us inherently masterbatotory. Any philosophy that cannot be easily understood and applied by the common man is masterbation.
eujwhwge ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:58:53 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Virgin plato vs Chad diogenes
euro_norm ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:10:53 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Its an early pod prototype.
[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:58:06 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
I believe this painting is called โthe cynicโ or something similar.
Edit: Diogenes Of Sinope
Flawlessnessx2 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:39:57 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Quantum tier coomer coomed in the market
ivebeenlurkingand ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:55:51 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wyd, wanna come to my barrel with a couple boys?
AdfectusUsus ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:26:38 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Could someone tell me who is this?
๐๏ธ AccurateRip6 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:25:44 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Pewdiepie made a short video on him, when his house got robbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMpgsD5o8bs&ab_channel=PewDiePie
trojanmagnumPI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:40:07 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Iโm looking for an honest man
Papa_pierogi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 18:46:47 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
WE HAVE REACHED CRITICAL LEVELS OF BASED!
Edit: just found out the madlad lived to be more than 80 years old in Ancient Greece
Jav2105 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:27:16 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Diogenes was a coomer
TheEmoPanda ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:13:03 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Agreed, but he had no access to hardcore porn and I'm sure he didn't coom all the time.
king_smirker ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:24:33 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Implying every single subscriber of this sub would resist two days without an internet connection, you are only fantasizing about not being slaves to the mind
3Gaurd ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 13:10:43 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
he was a hedonist retard. he lived in a barrel bc he was too lazy to work.
vibezkrieg ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 13:42:16 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Nope. You are just retarded.
boroboboro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 15:30:48 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I think It's a joke lol
vibezkrieg ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:36:18 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
You are retarded as well.
boroboboro ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:25:18 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bro you literally play league of legends. You have no right to call anyone retarded except for yourself
vibezkrieg ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 17:52:33 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bro you look at people reddit history's as a source of argument, you have down syndrome
boroboboro ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:21:02 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
There is no argument here though. You have proven that you are retarded. There is no need for me to argue
vibezkrieg ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:38:43 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I have legal documents proving you are retarded
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 12:05:08 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Consooooom pop philosophy
Go read Kierkegaard instead
velvetattendant ยท 41 points ยท Posted at 13:05:55 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Shut the fuck up lol
boroboboro ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 15:31:29 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh Kierkegaard is one of the most popular philosophers of all time
King-Shakalaka ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:02:06 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I also know a very obscure and underrated philosopher called ''Plato'' or something
Elite_Dalek ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:18:54 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
I only consoom real underground philosophers like Immanuel Kant and Sartrรฉ. Yeah you probably haven't heard of them haha, I thought so already
fireizzle33331 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:48:01 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
IS THAT A BOOK? I MUST BOOKSOOM!
Mayos_side ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:38:38 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's nice bro but have you read Nietzsche?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:05:51 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
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Mayos_side ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:19:18 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Have you?
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:36:54 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)*
[deleted]
Mayos_side ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:55:24 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Alright.
timma22905 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:58:44 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
That's a tub homie.
doublecupdrip ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:57:35 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Diogenes is how we should all strive to be
Zen31 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 18:44:09 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He jacked off lots in public for some reasons, he is a coomer
lordlivingston ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:52:42 on May 5, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Consoom pod living and bug meat
Taeqwondeles ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:46:32 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
he relied on begging people who consoomed to survive, so he's just a secondary consoomer lol.
TheEmoPanda ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:15:03 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Vapid consumerism was not a thing in antiquity.
A_lesson_in_pee ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:24:51 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
At least he got the bois with him.
StBlops2cel_is_Lord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:22 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
The man was also a noted chronic masturbator...the first coooomer
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:56 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In the end whose gonna care you consume? What do you get out of it?
I_feed_women_diarhea ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:59:49 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
This is exactly what John Doliber, the founder of Marblehead Massachusetts did.
novaeboracensis ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:14:36 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
saw 2 hobos living under tarps by the river the other day. Too bad their likely drug consoomers =(
RedditFan1387 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:07:01 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
me on the right (im the yellow dog)
Ar99mean ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:45:42 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
praise be papa Diogenes
barrelelk115513 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:53:37 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
THAT'S MY MF NAME!!!!
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:24:31 on May 3, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
BASED?! BASED ON WHAT ?!?!?!?!
giothebannedboi ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:58 on May 4, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
He is an absolute chad, the emperor was a huge fan of him and came to town to ask him if he needed anything,
My boy asked him to move away because he was blocking the sunlight
Also the chicken story lmao
Aseriesofmolecules ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:50:12 on May 6, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
EugeneHamilton ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:07:43 on May 25, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
wow diogenes is so quirky right???
ok omw to browse some more reddit
chris2bbt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:05:58 on June 5, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
What about el chavo de 8
Arataan ยท -10 points ยท Posted at 15:09:34 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck that pieace of shit thinking he is smart, living like African
GoogleLavonAffair000 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 17:36:29 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Are all Africans like Diogenes? Let them in!
magic_raygun ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 20:26:46 on May 2, 2020 ยท (Permalink)
Based and africapilled