Not gonna get my panties in a twist and give you a useless helpline number. If your life is horrific, don't die for no reason other than to end it all. Find a cause to die for.Mohamed Bouazizi was a Tunisian nobody who's self-immolation was a major spark for the inferno of the Arab Spring. He's a hero now; across the Middle East, and the world. Even 'worthless scum' can achieve something.
You'll never be a crusader that fight alongside Richard the Lionheart and have big enough heart to see past the religious difference and able to respect both of your leader and Saladin the leader of your enemies and eventually coming home to your estate in Britain with your loving wife and now teenage childrens ready to continue your legacy.
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This is why the soyface is so common among these people. It's like a desperate attempt to project happiness and enthusiasm when they're so existentially hollow that they don't even know what it is.
Soyface is what it looks like when you are living for the next Marvel movie.
I was grocery shopping and I picked up a bunch of bananas... and the fucking sticker on the bananas had "STAR WARS" and the orange robot ball on it...
โ
I thought about this for awhile, I still do sometimes. You were literally not allowed to be unaware of this product in America. Imagine you were a complete hermit. Living an hour's drive from the nearest town, you have no internet, no radio, no phone and you spend your free time reading Dostoevsky or something. Then you get in your truck to make your semi-monthly trip into town for supplies. You walk into the grocery store and... there it is. Disney found a way to make sure you know about their fucking shitty soulless reboot, directed by J.J.
โ
I know advertising will always be a thing but there's comes a point where it feels like it's violating you. Like you can't simply say no, can't turn off the TV or step away from the computer.
The poz is so much worse than that. There's the gay man describing his love life to Captain America in a support group, Thor is turned into a self-loathing fat neet, there's a predictive programming scene where Iron Man tells his daughter they're having "bug burgers" and how does this movie end?
All three of the straight white male main characters are replaced by diversity. Captain America is replaced by a black man, Iron man is replaced by a woman and Thor is replaced by a black gay woman.
It's so, so fucking pozzed that I couldn't believe how brazen they were. All the capeshit going forward is going to be a thing veneer for POC feminist queer theory bullshit.
I went to watch it with friends, I havenโt watched any other marvel movies and I still knew what was going to happen. It is predictable trash made for either literal or mental children. They always make sure to have bright colors and action on the screen at least every 10 or so minutes so their target audience is entertained.
I can't decide which is worse - the premise that consooming is the prime reason to continue living or the awful selection of products that he mentioned.
wheelher ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:49:25 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part is that at least 81 other people agree with the sentiment
What stopped me from killing myself was thinking of how it would destroy my mom. I like anime and video games but they're just entertainment, not shit to live for.
Holy shit I mean what about idk having one more conversation with your dad? Holiday with family? Having kids? Learning skills for Self improvement? If your only reason to live is for marvel movies.....just do it...
Poor guy never got to find out that Rey kills her grandfather, emperor Palpatine, after he has already flung poor Kylo Ren down a bottomless pit (unless heโs somehow able to crawl out and give Rey a kiss that brings her back to life).
Aviark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:09:12 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I only wish... I only wish I had consoomed more... media... BEEEEEEEEEP
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:40:22 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"At least wait until after The Rise of Skywalker, bro I swear you're gonna regret it"
Thank god we have all these streaming services coming out. This way, I have a constant stream of products simulating a will to live! Things were touch and go there for a bit, having to wait on movie release dates.
This is what a bug trying to give a life lesson sounds like. Imagine hearing that shit everyday, no wonder he hung himself with that piss for brains as a best friend.
So, if I type something like "kill myself" or "suicidal thoughts" or shit like that. A stupid soy robot copypastes some redundant suicide prevention hotline?
Maybe being surrounded by soulless consumption is exactly why he killed himself. Maybe if this guy was living a life where he spent a given saturday building a barn in tandem with 30 other men he's known his entire life rather than smoking weed and masturbating, he wouldn't have killed himself.
You're not seriously saying "these people are living for the wrong reasons, so they should stop living," are you?
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:54:43 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This guy could have mentioned literally anything besides fucking tv shows and movies. Marriage, watching your children grow up, success, etc. But he's such a fuckin buglord he actually thinks products are what makes life worth living
Lmao that has imo nothing to do with mgtow. Often seems more like a justification for childlike consumption to me. That's at least what I've experienced from those circles, I'm not too deep into that area tbh.
109plus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:57:38 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
There's something to be said for knowing your audience.
And isn't this a common joke in some communities? Like, Valve communities will joke about not seeing HL3 if someone kills themselves, or manga communities talk about missing the ending to Berserk. I'd wager fantasy communities joke about missing the end if Martin's Mislaid Masterpiece if they die.
normal people's general reasons to live: good family, good life, good friends, decent amount of money, a gf/bf, kids, dreams and future hope
bugman reasons to live: [PRODUCT], Porn, [SHOW], [MOVIE], [MUSIC], [MEME]
By mocking consumer culture? No, youโre right. We are pathetic for laughing at someoneโs homage to friend by pointing out all the cool things they could have bought. No pining for the missed family connections or life milestones. Nope, just consumer products are the things to live for.
notseenothing ยท 253 points ยท Posted at 16:35:09 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
reading that makes me want to kill myself even more
koishiacute ยท 112 points ยท Posted at 16:44:32 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
bro but think of all the things you could cunsoooooom
Mr_Cellaneous ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 19:05:14 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah if I killed myself yesterday I would have never read that post lol
CommissarCrocodile ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 20:22:09 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Not gonna get my panties in a twist and give you a useless helpline number. If your life is horrific, don't die for no reason other than to end it all. Find a cause to die for. Mohamed Bouazizi was a Tunisian nobody who's self-immolation was a major spark for the inferno of the Arab Spring. He's a hero now; across the Middle East, and the world. Even 'worthless scum' can achieve something.
PM_ME_INTERN_OFFERS_ ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 05:32:37 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So you're saying either have a family or die fedposting?
CommissarCrocodile ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:44:12 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
;)
the_omicron ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 07:28:03 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
But Arab Spring was a plot to destabilize North Africa and the Middle East even more, removing Libya, Egypt, and Syria in the process.
That guy was not a hero. He was a useful idiot.
CommissarCrocodile ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:44:55 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I honestly donโt know enough about the situation, Iโve only heard the media narrative. Wouldnโt be surprised tho.
the_omicron ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:47:44 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Just read the released transcript of a call between Ghadaffi and Tony Blair before the former was murdered.
CommissarCrocodile ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:10 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Will do.
[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:34:04 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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CommissarCrocodile ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 21:37:29 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Further commentary would be glowposting, but I'll bite. The solution to a lack of coverage would be making one's actions impossible to ignore.
[deleted] ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:26:58 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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CommissarCrocodile ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 23:31:48 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Papa Ted bless you. ๐
ApathyBasedLifeform ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 00:47:14 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
We had to...do things.
Disgruntled-Titan ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:10:39 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Sky King
eamonn33 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 20:49:16 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
then you'll never see Star Wars Episode XI where Kylo Ren's son becomes a Light Sith to fight Dark Jedi R2-D2's clone!
[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:17:32 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Is that the one where luke has had a sex change and is now married to yodaโs frozen corpse?
SheriffHelios ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 17:00:30 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I missed out on being alive during the peak of the Roman Empire, you donโt see me moping about
Russian_Bot-129373 ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 18:48:49 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Blackpilled again
ADoctorOfThuganomics ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:54:45 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐๐
the_omicron ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:31:03 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You'll never be a crusader that fight alongside Richard the Lionheart and have big enough heart to see past the religious difference and able to respect both of your leader and Saladin the leader of your enemies and eventually coming home to your estate in Britain with your loving wife and now teenage childrens ready to continue your legacy.
It hurts.
PvtBrasilball ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:13:01 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I didn't get to join in the angry mob that burned down "the liberators" property, you don't see me moping about it.
boringbaker87 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:31:47 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Damn this shit hurts.
Crusader899 ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 16:58:11 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Iโve never wanted to kill myself until I read this.
[deleted] ยท -109 points ยท Posted at 16:58:20 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
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marnssj2 ยท 84 points ยท Posted at 17:27:31 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Can we disable this?
Crusader899 ยท 103 points ยท Posted at 17:44:18 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Why? It could save OPโs life! Number 4 was made for him!
genesisofman ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 19:35:51 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Trans lifeline ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
ADoctorOfThuganomics ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 19:54:33 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Workers must be on hellacious hours
AnOrangeInABowl ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:14:26 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Wonder how effective that is
Branbrokemylegs ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 21:18:12 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Probably around 60%.
[deleted] ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:15:05 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"Do it, faggot" on continuous repeat
genesisofman ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:37:20 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They are already dead lol
reddit2965 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:03:26 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This bot makes me want to kill myself.
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If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please do not hesitate to talk to someone.
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snoosagainstsuicide ยท -15 points ยท Posted at 00:03:31 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Snoos Against Suicide and its creator love you. Suicide is NEVER the answer, getting help is the answer.
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reddit2965 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 00:07:48 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you too.
kowbrandt ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:08:14 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Too late
[deleted] ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 17:18:43 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Tv shows and internet trends would have fulfilled him and stopped him from killing himself
Caesar_Not_Dead ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 19:01:00 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If anything, the end of GOT would have pushed him over the edge
Naxxremel ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 07:52:37 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is why the soyface is so common among these people. It's like a desperate attempt to project happiness and enthusiasm when they're so existentially hollow that they don't even know what it is.
Soyface is what it looks like when you are living for the next Marvel movie.
Charmingaxelotl ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 18:28:15 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dude Iโm alive and I missed all this. Of course I know who thanos is because nobody will shut the fuck up about the avengers.
Naxxremel ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 08:12:55 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You are not allowed to not know about the next big Disney flagship movie. I remember the exact moment I first noticed this. The Disney Star Wars reboot was about to hit and the advertising was literally everywhere I looked online, billboards and on TV. Completely saturated.
I was grocery shopping and I picked up a bunch of bananas... and the fucking sticker on the bananas had "STAR WARS" and the orange robot ball on it...
โ
I thought about this for awhile, I still do sometimes. You were literally not allowed to be unaware of this product in America. Imagine you were a complete hermit. Living an hour's drive from the nearest town, you have no internet, no radio, no phone and you spend your free time reading Dostoevsky or something. Then you get in your truck to make your semi-monthly trip into town for supplies. You walk into the grocery store and... there it is. Disney found a way to make sure you know about their fucking shitty soulless reboot, directed by J.J.
โ
I know advertising will always be a thing but there's comes a point where it feels like it's violating you. Like you can't simply say no, can't turn off the TV or step away from the computer.
bananaEmpanada ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:43:22 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Don't bother watching the final Avengers movie. It's full of plot holes and loose ends.
Charmingaxelotl ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 22:11:34 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Does captain marvel become god and destroy everything? Haha
whymypeepeefeelfunny ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 23:36:30 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Badically yes, she's easily the worst part of the movie
bananaEmpanada ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:21:22 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yes
Charmingaxelotl ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:24:39 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Oh shit really lmao
Hadzabadza ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 07:37:52 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Leave it to women lel
Naxxremel ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 08:18:47 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The poz is so much worse than that. There's the gay man describing his love life to Captain America in a support group, Thor is turned into a self-loathing fat neet, there's a predictive programming scene where Iron Man tells his daughter they're having "bug burgers" and how does this movie end?
All three of the straight white male main characters are replaced by diversity. Captain America is replaced by a black man, Iron man is replaced by a woman and Thor is replaced by a black gay woman.
It's so, so fucking pozzed that I couldn't believe how brazen they were. All the capeshit going forward is going to be a thing veneer for POC feminist queer theory bullshit.
reddit2965 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:06:36 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I went to watch it with friends, I havenโt watched any other marvel movies and I still knew what was going to happen. It is predictable trash made for either literal or mental children. They always make sure to have bright colors and action on the screen at least every 10 or so minutes so their target audience is entertained.
the_bl1nded ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:34:30 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Good guys win bad guys lose
fortybattletoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:00:53 on December 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
And as always england prevails.
Vicarious77 ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 19:31:00 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I can't decide which is worse - the premise that consooming is the prime reason to continue living or the awful selection of products that he mentioned.
wheelher ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:49:25 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The worst part is that at least 81 other people agree with the sentiment
kinggangweed ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:46:05 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The list of products
munafalam ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:31:58 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bruh really said Lil Dicky was a reason to live
MORRISEY_RULEZ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 01:58:40 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
that song is so fucking bad and not even close to being funny or imaginative
TourIsOverBoyos ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:03:17 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
David Andrew Burd (born March 15, 1988), better known by his stage name Lil Dicky or LD, is an American rapper, comedian, and environmentalist.
Burd grew up in an upper-middle-class Jewish family in the Elkins Park neighborhood of Cheltenham Township, on the north border of Philadelphia.
thefiftelement ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 21:08:55 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I wish... I had consumed more media...
MORRISEY_RULEZ ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 01:57:58 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
MemesOfTheResistance ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 19:03:09 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
MacFeelstein ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:55:37 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Bars
-big_booty_bitches- ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 21:33:17 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
What stopped me from killing myself was thinking of how it would destroy my mom. I like anime and video games but they're just entertainment, not shit to live for.
bk2mummy4u ยท 27 points ยท Posted at 17:21:07 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Live to consoom fellow soyboy
Thatbarefootbastard ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 21:14:10 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Holy shit I mean what about idk having one more conversation with your dad? Holiday with family? Having kids? Learning skills for Self improvement? If your only reason to live is for marvel movies.....just do it...
FirstCatchOfTheDay ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:16:44 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
he's got a point, think of all the consuming you can't do when you're dead. at least the funeral parlors get you one last time before you go.
Naxxremel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:19:55 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
They get your loved ones. At extortionate rates.
TEH_PROOFREADA ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:10:46 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Poor guy never got to find out that Rey kills her grandfather, emperor Palpatine, after he has already flung poor Kylo Ren down a bottomless pit (unless heโs somehow able to crawl out and give Rey a kiss that brings her back to life).
Aviark ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:09:12 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I only wish... I only wish I had consoomed more... media... BEEEEEEEEEP
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 22:40:22 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
"At least wait until after The Rise of Skywalker, bro I swear you're gonna regret it"
Naxxremel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:21:29 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Thank god we have all these streaming services coming out. This way, I have a constant stream of products simulating a will to live! Things were touch and go there for a bit, having to wait on movie release dates.
NextMortgage03 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:53:23 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is what a bug trying to give a life lesson sounds like. Imagine hearing that shit everyday, no wonder he hung himself with that piss for brains as a best friend.
eatthebugsgoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:19:49 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
So, if I type something like "kill myself" or "suicidal thoughts" or shit like that. A stupid soy robot copypastes some redundant suicide prevention hotline?
Naxxremel ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 07:50:12 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Maybe being surrounded by soulless consumption is exactly why he killed himself. Maybe if this guy was living a life where he spent a given saturday building a barn in tandem with 30 other men he's known his entire life rather than smoking weed and masturbating, he wouldn't have killed himself.
AllSeeingAI ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:50:59 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I mean, suicide is bad, right?
You're not seriously saying "these people are living for the wrong reasons, so they should stop living," are you?
[deleted] ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:54:43 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This guy could have mentioned literally anything besides fucking tv shows and movies. Marriage, watching your children grow up, success, etc. But he's such a fuckin buglord he actually thinks products are what makes life worth living
Suicide-City ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:26:34 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Nigga that shits all gone out the window cause our culture's in the toilet. Marriage, children? Hah good luck.
SeaOfFrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:24:21 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Mgtow are a cancer to the world
AllSeeingAI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:31:37 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Incels are cancer (proper incels, not people labeled that), but mgtow is fine imo.
SeaOfFrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:52:54 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
How is mgtow fine? They're incels having convinced themselves they've won. It's even more pathetic than incels
AllSeeingAI ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:17 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
I think there's something admirable about bettering onesself and not measuring yourself by how others see you.
SeaOfFrog ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 23:27:24 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Lmao that has imo nothing to do with mgtow. Often seems more like a justification for childlike consumption to me. That's at least what I've experienced from those circles, I'm not too deep into that area tbh.
109plus ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 02:57:38 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Enjoy being eliminated from the gene pool
FiteMeNow ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 06:16:33 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
he never said he's going to enjoy it. most men have no choice in the matter.
AllSeeingAI ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:10:35 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
There's something to be said for knowing your audience.
And isn't this a common joke in some communities? Like, Valve communities will joke about not seeing HL3 if someone kills themselves, or manga communities talk about missing the ending to Berserk. I'd wager fantasy communities joke about missing the end if Martin's Mislaid Masterpiece if they die.
MacFeelstein ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:56:04 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is so incredibly disturbing
BatmanFan12345 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 23:14:21 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsteTjsOELc
Dereksevilclone1138 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:09:33 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Dying is preferable to a life filled with trash like Cardi B and Marvel movies.
roryb_bellows ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:18:10 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
If I kill myself, how will I CONSOOOOM
C0ltFury ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:23:59 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
good god this is dark
MoveThisWay ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:42 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Cmon if you die you may never experience the total collapse and shift from our societies
--mocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:16:07 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
please be satire please
gegatronos ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:20:03 on December 19, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
normal people's general reasons to live: good family, good life, good friends, decent amount of money, a gf/bf, kids, dreams and future hope
bugman reasons to live: [PRODUCT], Porn, [SHOW], [MOVIE], [MUSIC], [MEME]
fortybattletoad ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:55:49 on December 23, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
This is honestly pathetic and sad.
MrNukki ยท -54 points ยท Posted at 17:11:45 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Jesus you guys are absolutely pathetic
GavtownJ ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 17:50:59 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Must live to CONSOOOOOM
Ugly_Cassanova ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 18:03:54 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
By mocking consumer culture? No, youโre right. We are pathetic for laughing at someoneโs homage to friend by pointing out all the cool things they could have bought. No pining for the missed family connections or life milestones. Nope, just consumer products are the things to live for.
Charmingaxelotl ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 18:29:36 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah I should shut up and buy something right
Caesar_Not_Dead ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 19:01:33 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
Don't think, just consume product and get excited for next product.
ImSuchaFanboyImSorry ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:32:45 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
OHHH, SNIFF, IS THAT...., IS THAT A NEW NETFLIX SERIES? I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM TO FORGET MY DEPRESSION
[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 20:55:53 on December 16, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
You missed the point, dickass. I hope that's obvious by now lmao
eatthebugsgoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:24:39 on December 17, 2019 ยท (Permalink)
[censored] you guys are absolutely pathetic