Thought this was somewhat relevant

[deleted] · 4190 points · Posted at 23:24:32 on February 28, 2021 · (Permalink)


Thought this was somewhat relevant

Devils-Advocat3 · 613 points · Posted at 23:45:47 on February 28, 2021 · (Permalink)

BASED

TheVulpisCrimson99 · 119 points · Posted at 01:07:06 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

He created the definition of based

Loaf_of_Fred · 50 points · Posted at 07:42:32 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

He smirks as he walks away. He knows what he’s done.

Western_Pop3036 · 39 points · Posted at 01:21:36 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

BASED

PanchoVillaaa · 14 points · Posted at 06:28:57 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

BASADO

49lives · 28 points · Posted at 06:34:22 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)*

How he spent money on them. They won... Just to clarify for the smooth-brained individuals. He or someone he knows physically purchased those blue rays. They were dumb enough to keep coming back. Yeah, let's spend another $20 to see if this one is also shit...

[deleted] · 49 points · Posted at 15:47:40 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

He probably just took them from his disappointing son's room.

49lives · 6 points · Posted at 01:58:09 on March 2, 2021 · (Permalink)

"He or somebody he knows..."

NPC_46765 · 20 points · Posted at 10:26:47 on March 2, 2021 · (Permalink)

He probably took them from his girlfriends husband

[deleted] · 320 points · Posted at 01:53:21 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

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YouAndSunset · 78 points · Posted at 04:00:44 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I feel like you’re joking

[deleted] · 108 points · Posted at 04:03:48 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Nope, can confirm. Alot of people were mad

alphabachelor · 14 points · Posted at 07:52:59 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Pretty sure he’s trolling.

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 09:33:52 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

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alphabachelor · 3 points · Posted at 17:22:46 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Was referring to YouAndSunset.

YouAndSunset · 2 points · Posted at 19:43:43 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I was but now I feel bad because you’re the only one who got the joke

replieswaytoolate · 2 points · Posted at 04:30:10 on January 19, 2022 · (Permalink)

I got the joke, it was a good one!

YouAndSunset · 1 points · Posted at 05:00:47 on January 19, 2022 · (Permalink)

Lol thanks my dude

Wrigle04 · 1 points · Posted at 11:27:47 on March 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Can you link the video plz?

commander123456 · 3 points · Posted at 11:20:57 on March 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Even if he did that could totally happened just look on twitter when Scorsese is criticizing marvel what happens

[deleted] · 195 points · Posted at 00:01:44 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based. Capeshit sucks.

biden_loses_lmao · 60 points · Posted at 11:43:21 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

These people are on another level. They are so emotionally dependent on these films they act like these characters are real. They know its actors, but they've transcended into a realm that blurs the lines on what used to be a normal separation of reality and fiction.

[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 12:12:00 on May 14, 2021 · (Permalink)

Lmao absolute virgin begging for a reaction with that username/pfp

TiPlanoNelDeretano · 17 points · Posted at 17:40:28 on May 30, 2021 · (Permalink)

That’s the average user of this subreddit. I remember when this was a place to make fun of extreme consumerism and not a den of sad virgins making fun of people enjoying things, good times

JWW2003 · 11 points · Posted at 16:44:43 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I mean, nobody is really actually like that though. You could maybe say it about the psycho Tom Holland stans on Twitter but other than that most Marvel fans are normal people who just enjoy the films and this sub likes to shit on them for it

lukerose02 · 2 points · Posted at 13:38:24 on November 27, 2021 · (Permalink)

Lol ur banned

[deleted] · 96 points · Posted at 04:24:31 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

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[deleted] · 34 points · Posted at 09:59:44 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Guardians of the Galaxy slaps tho, only good avengers film

weirdfishh · 4 points · Posted at 10:50:50 on June 30, 2021 · (Permalink)

Nah it's trash

euanmac369 · 5 points · Posted at 19:37:03 on July 6, 2021 · (Permalink)

Top of all time gang

TribblesnCookiees · 27 points · Posted at 06:09:19 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I've seen a handful, but I don't think I could name which ones I actually watched, they all kind of meld together for me, all equally boring and uninteresting.

LeonTrotsky1879 · 3 points · Posted at 13:30:46 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I watched some with my parents. They were very cooland sadly those are moments i won't ever recover.

Reddit_User1139 · 55 points · Posted at 05:19:07 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Iron Man is pretty good too. I mean RDJ at least struggles thou it, there’s some mediocre political commentary that doesn’t hit you on the head, and there’s a actual plot that isn’t just goodies vs baddies. Much better then the protagonist suddenly gaining superpowers so they can bash the baddie while making shitty one liners.

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 05:34:52 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

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Reddit_User1139 · 29 points · Posted at 06:06:07 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Endgame was a disgrace to Infinity War. People like it cus it’s meant to be the end of a saga. So I guess it’s enjoyable as a event. But as it’s own movie, it’s shit. Completely forgets what was previously established, with unfunny dialogue, and a previously good villain turned into a bland cardboard cutout. It’s more like a Marvel theme park of all the worlds in the MCU, rather than a actual story.

ryandinho14 · 8 points · Posted at 17:17:44 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

It’s more like a Marvel theme park of all the worlds in the MCU, rather than a actual story.

That's the best I've heard anyone put it.

Miserable-Trash-7249 · 4 points · Posted at 08:55:53 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yo this is pretty funny cause I heard on a podcast with a dude supposedly in the know the reason the killed off iron man was because that series of films was doing the poorest in the box office. It wasn’t gettting the same hits as other marvel shit so they killed old tin man addict. And all the cunts crying in whatever fucking movie it was? Money bruz your crying because your favourite superhero isn’t everyone else’s favourite superhero

Reddit_User1139 · 8 points · Posted at 12:10:17 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)*

The first one was great. All the other Iron Man’s were pretty meh.

HSOOMinducer · 10 points · Posted at 11:09:37 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I enjoyed the first 2 iron man movies, 3rd one sucked ass though. Maybe it's because I saw the first 2 when I was young enough to still enjoy something like that.

YoLamoNacho · 6 points · Posted at 23:12:31 on March 2, 2021 · (Permalink)

The electric whips in the second were cool as fuck

deeznutsdeeznutsdeez · 18 points · Posted at 12:04:03 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

they were all pandering trash

I think that's not a fair assessment and you're just doing the typical knee jerk contrarian thing where because a fuckload of actual soyjaks like them you have to act like they're the worst thing ever.

Imo they're all consistently 6-7/10 movies with a few exceptions which are 5/10 or 8/10. They're really formulaic and follow a strict recipe that makes them just engaging enough to be watchable but they're not unique or memorable and definitely won't make you feel or think anything.

These movies are just effeminate, modern day versions of the yearly Schwarzenegger/Stallone blockbusters they used to pump out but soys treat them like gospel (which, yeah, it's baffling). I mean they're not alike in totality, but they perform much the same function

a_big_fat_yes · 3 points · Posted at 08:25:25 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Also the last thor movie was pretty funny aswell

jflc3l · 20 points · Posted at 12:17:28 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based Boomer🧑🏻‍🦯

LawlessCoffeh · 69 points · Posted at 00:17:12 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

That's funny but you did get all those cases somehow :thonk:

JayPlaysStuff · 110 points · Posted at 01:16:05 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

He probably gained this unfavourable view of capeshit after witnessing his 40 year old son still living with him binging it

[deleted] · 16 points · Posted at 08:00:12 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based and boomerpilled

[deleted] · 11 points · Posted at 06:01:57 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

That smile at the end sells it.

YoLamoNacho · 10 points · Posted at 04:18:02 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Bro this is easily the best tik tok I’ve ever seen

TheVulpisCrimson99 · 31 points · Posted at 01:05:26 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

This guy is my spirit animal

One-Full · 7 points · Posted at 00:11:32 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)
SaveVideo · 4 points · Posted at 00:11:43 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)
FV4034 · 8 points · Posted at 09:02:34 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I liked Iron man 1

DeltaSolana · 17 points · Posted at 14:25:19 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

It's okay to like them. Just don't base your entire personality around it.

MillennialWario · 4 points · Posted at 15:14:13 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based

JoshSifuentes · 1 points · Posted at 20:55:24 on May 24, 2021 · (Permalink)

Same.

[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 00:00:43 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Got that Sheen from jimmy neutron forehead when he becomes giant and evil

TheWiseWolfx42 · 6 points · Posted at 08:46:14 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Grandpa is based.

A_lesson_in_pee · 11 points · Posted at 03:51:13 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

B-b-but what about the one where the good guy... defeats the bad guy?

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 23:08:32 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Marvel movies aren't "bad", they're just mediocre and safe. It's like if a company threw billions and hired the best writers to make a shonen anime that appealed to the widest demographic possible, they would take no risks and just be formulaic, only testing new things at the margins.

The original Iron man was good at the time because it was something new, now it's been copied 20 times I can't even bring myself to watch it.

5000927 · 31 points · Posted at 00:15:01 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

He had to buy those BluRays to make the video tho 🤔

upaduck__ · 109 points · Posted at 00:24:40 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

He stole them from his 30 year old live in son

pewpewnotqq · 12 points · Posted at 05:25:40 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

It’s not stolen if the son is still using his credit card

PurpleLemon4de · 9 points · Posted at 01:35:24 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based and martypilled

shadowofdoubt13 · 10 points · Posted at 02:15:13 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Can’t lie they had me in the first half...

theslinkydankmeme · 7 points · Posted at 03:37:59 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Why is tik tok full of late 50 year olds dressed like millennials/zoomers, genuine question.

Fran12344 · 25 points · Posted at 00:24:58 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)
AnswersThirstyBrain · 19 points · Posted at 03:17:28 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I love that. But in the first part he is literally impersonating the average consoomer who cannot bear a negative comment on their beloved product. The second part kinda fits this sub sometimes.

Fran12344 · 11 points · Posted at 04:15:42 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

But in the first part he is literally impersonating the average consoomer who cannot bear a negative comment on their beloved product.

You can apply that to literally everything, from politics to fanbases.

JuanAy · 6 points · Posted at 13:53:39 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

To be honest, this sub takes it too far.

It's alright to enjoy marvel films. Sure they're not high cinema and all that. But come on.

I thought this sub was about people taking the consumption too far, not "You like popular media? Fuck you!"

chad_hull · 3 points · Posted at 13:59:59 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 11:55:20 on March 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Even though I like marvel movies.

I see his point, they really are the fast food of cinema.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 14:07:55 on March 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

Why is the comments people jerking off their "Superior intellect" because they don't like popular movies?

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 04:38:21 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Fucking BASED.

VenzioArizory · 2 points · Posted at 13:10:17 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Chad

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 20:05:48 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I wouldn’t even calls them “films.” They’re just popcorn flicks. Films are art. I see it as flick—>movie—>film.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 01:10:03 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

As he uses TikTok.

Lol

grandpassacaglia · 34 points · Posted at 01:55:06 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

HHahaha TiKTock More Like Tick COCK amirite Fellow Gentlesire Redditors??

Tokarev490 · 21 points · Posted at 02:43:10 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

True gentlemen like myself only grace Reddit with my patronage, and only the top shelf subs, like r/cigars, r/atheism, and r/fedoras. None of that r/aww tripe.

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 08:39:33 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yes, now give me an emoji attachment, kind stranger.

FV4034 · 5 points · Posted at 09:04:44 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

As he uses Reddit.

Lol

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:32:52 on March 4, 2021 · (Permalink)

This whole sub is so close to hitting the point but still manages to be cringy as fuck

dontknowwhattodoat18 · 1 points · Posted at 05:58:57 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Tiktok is a free platform, so using it isn’t really consoom

ViolentlyMediocre · 1 points · Posted at 04:25:22 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Dope ant man and the wasp shirt from loot crate though

moooooo27 · 1 points · Posted at 09:30:30 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yeah thats why he spent like 400$ on them blu rays lol

IAtePizzaOnThur · -38 points · Posted at 00:26:10 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

funny based word??????????

this subreddit is a hivemind.

one person says something, all the others do the same.

This comment will get downvo- oops! since i said that everyone will agree, amirite?

Star_Drift · 44 points · Posted at 00:40:32 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Careful! You might knock over your Pop Funko collection!

[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 00:46:33 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

You’re not allowed to make fun of Funkos. It’s not just a plastic figurine! It’s an entire PERSONALITY! It’s a hate crime!

Star_Drift · -10 points · Posted at 00:48:33 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yea, my bedroom looks like a GameStop. That's just my fucking personality. That's just who I am. Bet you watch Fox News, yiKeS

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 00:51:22 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

sad trombone I have a Switch and hate Fox/Trump.

Star_Drift · -6 points · Posted at 00:57:15 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yea well I used to spend five consecutive hours a day making chain replies to each and every tweet Trump used to make, epically pwning him each and every tweet. Now I have nothing to show for it.

Get in line for the Trump hate, BUCKO

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 00:58:24 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yeah, you never get much satisfaction because you know he’ll never read them. He’d have to know how to read to do that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

LimbRetrieval-Bot · 4 points · Posted at 00:58:39 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

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Star_Drift · 0 points · Posted at 01:02:20 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

It's okay. Because I'm a centrist, I've moved my business towards spamming Biden. But something tells me he got his bomb-Syria and Twitter passwords mixed up.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 01:07:21 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Biden sucks. I only voted Biden because trump is infinitely worse. We both deserve much better.

Star_Drift · 1 points · Posted at 01:11:06 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

It's what happens when the average person is so stupid that media corporations like Fox News and CNN can dictate who gets nominated and elected.

Mycicle_Icicle · 1 points · Posted at 03:14:03 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)*

Even though I disagree with him (actually I agree but thought that would start an argument) , saying that supports his point

Star_Drift · 2 points · Posted at 03:26:31 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I mean his point is true. This sub is a circlejerk to call out stupid consumerism.

He's just unaware of himself

People like to make fun of things until people start making fun of their things. He's just not self aware enough to understand that.

I spent hundreds on Warhammer shit. Is it stupid consumerism? Yea the fuck it is, make fun of me for it.

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 00:45:32 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Hive mind? Maybe not all of us like capeshit. Lord knows life would be easier if I did 😂

UncleArki · 3 points · Posted at 00:36:44 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

IAtePizzaOnThur was later arrested by the thought police

/s because it's obligatory

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 14:01:24 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

This nigga watches fortnite porn

IAtePizzaOnThur · 1 points · Posted at 14:20:57 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

ok and

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:06:16 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Nothing, actually.

OneFourTitsOnMyAss88 · 1 points · Posted at 00:34:48 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Nice to meet you

hushedcabbage · 1 points · Posted at 01:21:18 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based

Tom-sama2 · 1 points · Posted at 02:01:15 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Consoom anti-consumerism goy

LizurdsAreBlue · -32 points · Posted at 00:32:42 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yeah, says the cunt posting on TikTok

[deleted] · 33 points · Posted at 03:01:27 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Says the retard using reddit

AnswersThirstyBrain · 12 points · Posted at 03:19:34 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Both of you are right.

LizurdsAreBlue · 4 points · Posted at 03:19:15 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Says the retard using reddit

dingo8mybabyy · 9 points · Posted at 06:01:43 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

We're all retards here, don't try and pretend otherwise

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 04:16:47 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Yes

BIG-BOI-77 · 3 points · Posted at 01:38:22 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Lmao, another guy said the same thing and is getting upvoted.

Lmao this sub is shit

LizurdsAreBlue · 5 points · Posted at 02:06:15 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Welcome to reddit

UhhUhm · -62 points · Posted at 23:46:41 on February 28, 2021 · (Permalink)

Dude probably watches Fox News all day

Eula55 · 52 points · Posted at 23:56:45 on February 28, 2021 · (Permalink)

still based

Star_Drift · 30 points · Posted at 00:41:26 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

"He's not some prematurely balding fuck who gets giddy at the sight of toys to purchase! What a fucking alt right nazi"

twotoebobo · -10 points · Posted at 00:43:55 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Says the guy with a jojo pic.

Star_Drift · 11 points · Posted at 00:44:43 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Jokes on you, I torrent the episodes and download pirated PDFs of the manga

ThatBadAssBoi · 2 points · Posted at 13:51:12 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based

UhhUhm · -13 points · Posted at 00:54:04 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Lol calling me alt right when I’m the one getting downvoted for saying something bad about Fox News

Star_Drift · 12 points · Posted at 00:55:01 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I was paraphrasing you.

leredditbugman · 12 points · Posted at 23:59:07 on February 28, 2021 · (Permalink)

I know he really is based.

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 00:19:08 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

yes.

ThatBadAssBoi · 1 points · Posted at 13:51:30 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Which is, in fact, quite based

UhhUhm · 1 points · Posted at 20:29:17 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Fox News? Based? 😂😂😂

Inevitable_Capital40 · 1 points · Posted at 06:35:34 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I love this guy already

ThatBadAssBoi · 1 points · Posted at 13:50:01 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based boomer

_Maxie_ · 1 points · Posted at 14:37:42 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

A king amongst men

Hour-Butterscotch-98 · 1 points · Posted at 14:44:15 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)
SaveVideo · 1 points · Posted at 14:44:21 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)
SphinxGear · 1 points · Posted at 17:48:11 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

What an absolute chad

moons31 · 1 points · Posted at 19:56:28 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

So... what films do y’all like?

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:43:27 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

thy mother

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:45 on March 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

Based boomer

moons31 · 1 points · Posted at 02:49:53 on March 2, 2021 · (Permalink)

I just like the story 😔

SaltHarvester · 1 points · Posted at 12:21:17 on March 3, 2021 · (Permalink)

BUT MUH MARVELERINNOS

Romulus-sensei · 1 points · Posted at 21:27:54 on March 5, 2021 · (Permalink)

Ngl I only watched the last avengers movie when it came out, it was ok but boring and way too much cgi

Largemacc · 1 points · Posted at 13:45:33 on March 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

That is a hell of a 5head

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 14:16:35 on March 9, 2021 · (Permalink)

This mf looks like a Witcher NPC

Enough_Ruben · 1 points · Posted at 17:10:40 on June 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

I like the MCU because it’s fun. Problem?

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 18:44:35 on June 1, 2021 · (Permalink)

yes

IveBeenBaguetted · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:53 on June 22, 2021 · (Permalink)
SaveVideo · 1 points · Posted at 01:57:03 on June 22, 2021 · (Permalink)
Lazarus_Wilhelm · 1 points · Posted at 06:12:03 on July 2, 2021 · (Permalink)
SaveVideo · 1 points · Posted at 06:12:26 on July 2, 2021 · (Permalink)
Ciocolatto · 1 points · Posted at 08:14:38 on July 13, 2021 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:04:47 on January 12, 2022 · (Permalink)

B A S E D