I-Crow · 9458 points · Posted at 17:45:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

We all have regrets and I regret this one for you

XRayAnVav · 2854 points · Posted at 21:02:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

pig slap

I-Crow · 691 points · Posted at 21:04:42 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

oof

rrr598 · 748 points · Posted at 21:38:15 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/pigslappingjuice

oreoleoreo · 343 points · Posted at 21:48:12 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

who is responsible for that

Mepresisial · 279 points · Posted at 22:10:09 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Totally not me slaps pig

vanillaawesome · 212 points · Posted at 22:27:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

If you're still reading this far down you are experiencing random.

MxReLoaDed · 87 points · Posted at 23:13:05 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

oof ouch owie my expectations of normalcy

elelec · 54 points · Posted at 23:39:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

slaps pig

NotFromStateFarmJake · 23 points · Posted at 23:41:01 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You can fit so much pig juice in this thing

TheAnt317 · 15 points · Posted at 23:04:41 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

WHO DID THIS?! 😂😂😂😂

faissaloo · 24 points · Posted at 11:41:59 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I keep descending into increasingly more retarded parts of Reddit and idk how to stop.

Llamaduck10 · 6 points · Posted at 22:50:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

An entire subreddit for just one comment on reddit...

rrr598 · 6 points · Posted at 22:51:29 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/jukmifgguggh

fascistrem · 2 points · Posted at 05:34:08 on September 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/subsyoutthoughtyoufellfor

ImAWriterDammit · 2 points · Posted at 00:10:45 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/ofcoursethatsathing

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:00:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

hoof

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:41 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

woof

Spoon_Elemental · 1 points · Posted at 04:31:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

oof

FatFingerHelperBot · 1 points · Posted at 04:32:14 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users. I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!

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I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 10:10:05 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I had to use fat finger bot and I'm offended

johnprdoe · 52 points · Posted at 21:08:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

slap pig

SpyX2 · 48 points · Posted at 21:33:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This bad boy can fit so many carrots in it

SH4D0W0733 · 5 points · Posted at 22:58:17 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

cow slap

Watplr · 21 points · Posted at 21:28:54 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

sig plap

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:49:39 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

fёllощ CДкё dДу

HolyMolyKevBot · 11 points · Posted at 02:09:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think OP needs a “pig slap” flair

LeSirJay · 5 points · Posted at 21:33:46 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Agilpps

Thunder_Ruler0 · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

"NO CAPES"

Delicious-Hot-Smoes · 1 points · Posted at 00:41:53 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

This bad boy can fit so much fucking regret

Arcvalons · 1 points · Posted at 02:50:56 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced Random

DearLeader420 · 1 points · Posted at 04:50:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

How can he slap??

lnhzm · 102 points · Posted at 21:27:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

secret agent cow appears🕶 🐄

SurpriseDragon · 19 points · Posted at 22:14:25 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeaaaahhhhh

Lepthesr · 29 points · Posted at 21:28:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Holds up spork

I-Crow · 2 points · Posted at 00:03:01 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

flying pig dabs on the fork

visiblur · 2 points · Posted at 08:12:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I would regret it for them, but I ran out of regret not even halfway through my own list

BoomerBoxer · 2 points · Posted at 10:52:39 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

happy cake day!

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 12:01:08 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

thx

Liesmith424 · 1 points · Posted at 09:14:28 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

*regerts

Captivating_Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:06:40 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hey, we have similar names

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:07:08 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

Woah

Captivating_Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:07:25 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

w o ah

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:07:50 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

w A ^° h

Captivating_Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:11:04 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

ʷᵒᵃʰ

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:21:27 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

Woa(aluigi)h

Captivating_Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:23:14 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

⒥⒠⒠⒫⒠⒭⒮

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:23:34 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

ʂ℘ơơƙყ

Captivating_Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:24:29 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

ni🅱️🅱️a

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:37:20 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

bᎬ ᏟᎪᏒᎬfuᏞ, ᎽᎾu ᏟᎾuᏞᎠ ᎾffᎬᏁᎠ sᎾmᎬᎾᏁᎬ

Captivating_Crow · 2 points · Posted at 19:39:25 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

m̰y̺̤̫̙͉̻̞ ̲̪͎̖̥̖͝🅱️a̛̝d

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:41:45 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

iႠ'Ⴝ ტk ^ოჄ 🅱️ტi 💯💯💯

Captivating_Crow · 2 points · Posted at 19:42:37 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

t̡̙̳͙͢h҉̢̨̠̫̭͔̀x̧̢̝̳̬̮͙͠ ̡͈̙̝͇̱͉̟̺̣̤̺̻̥͖̹ͅͅh͏̶҉̧͇̹̬͇͓̲̖̼ó̷͖̜͓̗́͝m̶̥͖̱̲͚̫̣͚̭̲̬̥͕̦i̪̖̗̺̼͞e̶̫̞̪̝̙̬͉̫͖̳̘͔̼̮͉͇͟ͅ😂😂 👌🏼 💯

I-Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:45:03 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

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Captivating_Crow · 1 points · Posted at 19:47:15 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

👌🏼 s̫̥̳͉o̷͇̰͉ ̷̥͙͖̩͓r͈̪̞͙̟̼͘el̤̞͈̼͖̺a̶ṱ̴̰̦̫͔͔a̞͖̪̦b̰̤l͏͈͈̖͉ͅe͘ 💯 💯

👏🏻 👏🏻 🎉 l͍͢i̮̹͉͎͚͓͟t̸̩͇e̡͍̤ṛ̸̗̮͓̼a̼͉̲l̖l̞̞y̡̟͍̪̥̟̙̱ ̮̯͉̟̺̯̺🤔 m̝͕e 💯 😂 😝

VivisectorGaming · 4771 points · Posted at 19:28:39 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I admire your bravery in sharing this

🎙️ 43eyes · 3311 points · Posted at 19:39:17 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've changed quite a bit between the ages of 13 and 20

Max2000128 · 1427 points · Posted at 20:08:04 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Your comment hit me harder than it should. 13 year olds in 2011 are now working adults. Time is scary, man

🎙️ 43eyes · 848 points · Posted at 20:09:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I wish I was working. I'm getting a CS degree.

Max2000128 · 272 points · Posted at 20:11:51 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Heh good luck

pokexchespin · 57 points · Posted at 00:41:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’m 16 and thinking of doing cs in the future, should I be worried?

TheCaveTorcher · 82 points · Posted at 00:52:19 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nah dude. Technology will always be around, and aint no robots gonna take our jobs.

Skyerusg · 77 points · Posted at 02:12:29 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’m not so sure about that one.

Source: am robot

IntactBurrito · 59 points · Posted at 04:07:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

LAUGH

LOOK AT THIS SILLY ROBOT, NOT BLENDING IN WITH THE OTHER HUMANS LIKE MYSELF, A HUMAN.

LAUGH

bomba1749 · 39 points · Posted at 10:18:42 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Y O U V 'E J U S T EX P E R I E N C E D R A N D O M

reddit_battlemotar · 4 points · Posted at 06:20:28 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/totallynotrobots

MasterFrost01 · 1 points · Posted at 01:47:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's not true. Programming jobs will be some of the first to go. Already we have programs that can program. It's only a matter of time before we have programs that can program programs that program.

Source: CS graduate. Why did I choose this path, oh god help.

TheCaveTorcher · 5 points · Posted at 01:51:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Maybe, but people will always be needed to maintain said computers, and the networks they need to communicate.

MasterFrost01 · 2 points · Posted at 01:59:53 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I mean, no. Anything a human can do a machine will be able to do. Maybe not in the near future, certainly not in our lifetimes, but in the not too distant future humans will be completely defunct.

Kelphuzad · 3 points · Posted at 02:07:13 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

yes and in that time we should have a utopia built where none of us "have to work".

pokexchespin · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I was a bit worried because one of my teachers said that eventually computers may be able to program themselves or something like that

i_hate_koalabears · 4 points · Posted at 01:51:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

There's already ones that can. Do your own research though, don't listen to your teacher or redditors when deciding what to do with your life. I made a huge mistake by listening to what my teachers said wouldn't be a viable career.

guy0482 · 18 points · Posted at 01:52:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

no, computers are obsolete

pokexchespin · 30 points · Posted at 02:06:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Damnit, should I go for a mammoth hunting degree instead?

Solo_Wing__Pixy · 11 points · Posted at 03:31:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Eh, I feel like firestarting or club making are more reliable fields. Mammoth hunting is a huge bubble.

Waylaand · 9 points · Posted at 02:01:52 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cs or an engineering degree are good options dw (mainly do what you like though)

pokexchespin · 11 points · Posted at 02:03:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Coding is actually decently fun from what I’ve tried. I even attempted to make a Pokémon showdown type thing in my free time, though I couldn’t figure out how to do it perfectly

Adito99 · 11 points · Posted at 01:09:31 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You are in danger of being rich and successful. Better get into pottery.

djdawg89 · 1 points · Posted at 12:24:56 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Get into Salesforce development or work with another crm software. You'll be Gucci.

godofcats · 1 points · Posted at 22:24:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cs is def one of the best fields to get into rn. Rapid growth, strong job security, relatively future proof. I'd strongly suggest it.

Alicecat1 · 1 points · Posted at 00:56:37 on September 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah but do not underestimate the amount of math you have to take in college. If youre unmotivated or bad at math it'll be a waste of money

pokexchespin · 1 points · Posted at 00:57:29 on September 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’ve always been good at math and though I’ve been a bit unmotivated the last 2 years, I’ve been improving lately

Alicecat1 · 1 points · Posted at 01:55:38 on September 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

Time management and a consistent routine is key, especially in college, since you're 16 it's a good idea to start now and get used to it later

astrobeans · 1 points · Posted at 02:48:40 on September 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

do not

pokexchespin · 1 points · Posted at 02:49:03 on September 21, 2018 · (Permalink)

Do not be worried or do not do CS?

astrobeans · 2 points · Posted at 03:29:15 on September 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

don't do CS, it's a well paying field and it's rewarding to work in, but it's so immensely populated that you'll probably only get contract work, not a steady job. it's only going to worsen, because so many people graduating right now are interested in CS. it's a good degree, but it doesn't guarantee a job like it used to.

pokexchespin · 1 points · Posted at 03:30:38 on September 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Any other suggestions then? I’m personally a fan of math and chemistry, so I was thinking of accounting or (chemical) engineering if I didn’t do CS

astrobeans · 1 points · Posted at 12:08:30 on September 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

Management fields are really stable and aren’t being flooded with new people nonstop so accounting is a good choice, and I’ve heard nothing but bad things about how hard it is to work in chemical engineering but holy hell do they ever make a lot of money.

imdefinitelyfamous · 1 points · Posted at 18:45:17 on September 26, 2018 · (Permalink)

Depends on what things worry you. CS definitely a hard major, and is not as fun as the idyllic version of CS you're probably familiar with most of the time. Biggest indicators of success in CS (in my experience) are enjoying puzzles and being a good amount above average at math (or persistent enough to try until you pass). Most of all, you just have to like coding. I would start now if you haven't already, just take some free online courses or something and make simple programs. If you find yourself easily bored with coding things you choose to code, you're gonna have a hell of a rough time with things you have to code. My biggest mistake (with regards to CS, def made bigger college mistakes lmao) was not starting to code sooner.

ItsTheNuge · 51 points · Posted at 00:09:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

lol why do you say that

CoolingtonBeans · 150 points · Posted at 00:13:53 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh man this guy doesn't know

usernamewillendabrup · 110 points · Posted at 00:41:45 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hahahahaha he doesn't know that one thing we all know hahaha. What a loser.

Get gud, loser

ImSilvre · 57 points · Posted at 01:20:42 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh man this guy doesn’t know either

OneGeekTravelling · 26 points · Posted at 01:36:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Do I know?

Jock645 · 3 points · Posted at 01:48:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Does anyone know?

Long-Night-Of-Solace · 3 points · Posted at 02:16:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think you do.

Most people do.

It's that thing about CS degrees.

AskRedditRepost · 1 points · Posted at 02:34:41 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yes

codyaki · 1 points · Posted at 04:59:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

What is knowledge?

Ropownenu · 18 points · Posted at 01:29:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Haha yeah, what a poser lmao. He doesn’t know the thing that we’ve all know for ages. Like I knew so long ago, how could he not know? Haha r-right guys?

groundchutney · 69 points · Posted at 00:42:31 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Technology sucs.

Source: I'm a computer. Stop all the downloadin.

dj_bpayne · 8 points · Posted at 09:51:48 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just wanna ride my mooooooooootorcyyyyy cle

LordSupergreat · 6 points · Posted at 08:42:25 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

(help computer)

Journeyman351 · 2 points · Posted at 16:04:17 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

HEY KID!

ItsTheNuge · 1 points · Posted at 16:13:36 on September 13, 2018 · (Permalink)

OK Computer

ashenmagpie · 80 points · Posted at 23:49:48 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Does that CS stand for Captain Sparklez?

dr_pupsgesicht · 22 points · Posted at 00:06:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh yeah. That guy

ibizan5707 · 82 points · Posted at 23:58:18 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Man people really take counter strike seriously these days

TeQuila10 · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:46 on September 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

You joke but there are actual university courses which discuss game theory for MOBAS.

gardenerTouring · 28 points · Posted at 00:09:58 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Are you me? Same vids. Same age, same degree.

🎙️ 43eyes · 39 points · Posted at 01:30:33 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think the entirety of Reddit is the same.

gardenerTouring · 2 points · Posted at 10:16:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

To be honest I agree with you, we only have different names and addresses.

FunnyHairZeldaMan · 20 points · Posted at 00:11:22 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah same. Just goes to show how we’re not special at all really, regardless of what my kindergarten teacher told me.

gardenerTouring · 2 points · Posted at 10:15:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh, we're definitely not special.

Light_Blue_Moose_98 · 4 points · Posted at 21:44:16 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Same

Klotser · 2 points · Posted at 02:38:55 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You won't say that when you fall into a low payrate job. Get that degree. I know I'm gonna go get mine.

I believe in you.

Bunners69 · 2 points · Posted at 04:45:32 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lol are you me tho

Edit: you are apparently everyone

Davegarski · 1 points · Posted at 01:02:57 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hell yeah. Do your thing. Im almost 23 going back to start college... ive just worked and drank the past 4-5 years away...

glswenson · 3 points · Posted at 01:29:41 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hey, I was in your position and did the exact same thing. Best decision I've made in a long time.

Davegarski · 2 points · Posted at 01:31:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah, im going for radiology in january. I tooke an accelerated ems program and turns out i have a bit of a knack for medical.

glswenson · 2 points · Posted at 01:31:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's awesome. Good luck to you!

Davegarski · 2 points · Posted at 06:10:18 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thank you so much :) im hoping to go somewhere more advanced with it, but small steps!

JustLetTheWorldBurn · 1 points · Posted at 07:08:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I wish I were getting a degree--I just work...

Triene86 · 1 points · Posted at 02:59:13 on September 15, 2018 · (Permalink)

You don’t wish you were working. Enjoy school while it lasts. Working blows.

SpyX2 · 42 points · Posted at 21:35:23 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

working

Heh, funny story, about that...

Max2000128 · 9 points · Posted at 21:42:49 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ummm, mostly

theshavedyeti · 3 points · Posted at 11:35:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

2002 is as far in the past now as GTA Vice City was set (1986) when it was released (in 2002).

Some_Responsibility · 5 points · Posted at 01:10:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I was 11 in 2011, and here I am sending this from my break room at work.

DeciTheSpy · 2 points · Posted at 04:28:19 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

People born in 2000 are going to college now... More terrifying thoughts.

NotsoGreatsword · 3 points · Posted at 03:50:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

adult

Yeah thats what I thought when I was 20. When you hit 30 you'll look back and the difference will be about the same as it was from 13 to 20.

thanthon · 3 points · Posted at 11:53:56 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

As a 31 year old I can honestly say I changed a lot in the last 11 years, but not anywhere near as much as I did 14 to 19.

NotsoGreatsword · 2 points · Posted at 12:00:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah I imagine it's different for everyone. I was an especially awful 20 year old. Really didn't begin to not be a total shit stain until 23. And now I'm finally at the point where I can respect myself. I worked hard nonstop to change. Felt like I was beating my head against a wall most of the time but it's certainly paid off.

thanthon · 1 points · Posted at 12:02:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Glad for ya!

DwelveDeeper · 2 points · Posted at 00:57:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

When I was 13 we had to run uphill both ways just to get a dialup connection

lanadelphox · 1 points · Posted at 00:38:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

idk man i’m barely an adult

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 02:29:38 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Haha jokes on you I am a useless neet xd

Klotser · 1 points · Posted at 02:37:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I resent that. I already feel weird seeing 16 year olds and being older than them. If 20 is this suffocating, what will 30 be like?

elkswimmer98 · 7 points · Posted at 00:35:53 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I too was 13, 7 years ago

parplayaz · 2 points · Posted at 00:06:12 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I almost thought i was reliving animal farm. flashbacks

MyFatCatHasLotsofHat · 1 points · Posted at 01:09:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I haven't

FrozenMongoose · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:21 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

But you still felt the need to share something random. Some things never change.

If you are still reading, you just experienced random. ;)

MartinDewYT · 1 points · Posted at 06:25:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

More like a 13 year old in a 9 year olds mind

Moviesman8 · 1 points · Posted at 07:52:01 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Now you're taller

HandsomeSlav · 1 points · Posted at 08:16:48 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

p i g s l a p

F3v3rDr34m3r · 3581 points · Posted at 19:29:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I appreciate that you were man enough to still post this and admit it was you in the past. That takes some big ass balls

🎙️ 43eyes · 3388 points · Posted at 19:37:05 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don't have any ass balls.

youngmaster0527 · 759 points · Posted at 20:08:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Don't worry, 70% people experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. So, most likely you'll get some, and then they might prolapse if they get bad enough, granting you ass balls

LilBidgeIII · 155 points · Posted at 20:49:39 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is that statistic true? It’s be a pain in the ass if 70% of people got it

LeQiz · 119 points · Posted at 21:30:09 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

More fascinating is that 30% of people will live their lives never experiencing a hemorrhoid.

joe_skeen · 31 points · Posted at 22:20:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

And let's not even get into alternate timeline statistics.

SanchoRojo · 3 points · Posted at 01:39:56 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Even more fascinating is that hemorrhoids, like pigs are 80% blood.

Lord_of_Hedgehogs · 40 points · Posted at 22:27:08 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hemorrhoids are a vascular structure located around your butthole, used as a cushion and helps with holding your stool. What is commonly called "hemorrhoids" actually means a inflammatory disease of this structure, leading to pain when taking a dump and/or sitting. Some people are unlucky enough to have a chronic inflammation, but it's not that common. I for example had inflamed hemorrhoids when i worked my first job over the holidays, which resulted in me not being able to sit on a chair without being in extreme pain. But the symptoms receded about 1 week after i finished it, luckily before i had to go to school again. So it's not a chronic disease sometimes, just as a tonsillitis, which will recede most of the time. But not for everybody.

fatpat · 36 points · Posted at 01:36:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

subscribe to butthole facts

Screamyy · 2 points · Posted at 03:25:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

If 70% of people get hemorrhoids, then that means at least 20% of women get hemorrhoids.

TheSimonToUrGarfunkl · 50 points · Posted at 20:26:09 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Now this is Epic😎😎

fireork12 · 15 points · Posted at 21:55:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mom buy me v bucks

TheSimonToUrGarfunkl · 7 points · Posted at 22:06:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

😂😂😂

fireork12 · 4 points · Posted at 22:22:47 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

W H E E Z E

TheSimonToUrGarfunkl · 3 points · Posted at 22:26:57 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I came 🤫😂😉😂

F3v3rDr34m3r · 27 points · Posted at 19:37:29 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

o shitt

eversaur · 29 points · Posted at 20:44:30 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Feces are stored in the ass balls

Random_Imgur_User · 9 points · Posted at 20:47:30 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced random BD

deformed_love · 8 points · Posted at 20:34:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

still got it ;)

Careless_Corey · 6 points · Posted at 23:06:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Where's that relevant XKCD?

🎙️ 43eyes · 8 points · Posted at 05:07:49 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg /u/kamicosi

Careless_Corey · 1 points · Posted at 10:44:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ńîćę.

kamicosi · 1 points · Posted at 03:15:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm waiting for someone to drop the link

vanasbry000 · 3 points · Posted at 22:42:40 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wow, looks like your funnybone had a real growth spurt!

HowLz_2K · 3 points · Posted at 22:21:29 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

YOU JUST EXPERIENEEDE RANDOM!!!!

tartlman · 5 points · Posted at 20:41:31 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

lmao how random😂😂

tsintzask · 2 points · Posted at 22:05:19 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Quality comment

ThorMNs · 2 points · Posted at 13:51:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/comedycemetery? Or am I missing the irony

Mueller_bet · 1 points · Posted at 21:26:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Big-ass balls or big ass-balls. That’s the question.

BerticusBersht · 1 points · Posted at 23:02:54 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Get the fuck out.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:49:55 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

not yet you dont ;)

Anime_Is_GARBAGE · 1 points · Posted at 02:02:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/madlads

arturkarlgren · 0 points · Posted at 21:36:10 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/notkenm

yallyallyallyall · 4 points · Posted at 21:56:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

its so brave to post something anonymous to the internet :o

RandomGuy87654 · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:11 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just deleted my account.

LEGOEPIC · 1 points · Posted at 04:08:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

like a pig

buckygrad · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:38 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It’s anonymous so what risk is there? None.

doggo_dood · 330 points · Posted at 20:43:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

i have experienced random

Leopard_V · 923 points · Posted at 20:38:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'LL SHOOT SOME ARROWS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES.... SAYING AYEEEOOOOOO CREEPERS

Leopard_V · 197 points · Posted at 20:39:46 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don't remember the lyrics anymore. Need to check it out for nostalgia

🎙️ 43eyes · 162 points · Posted at 00:26:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

careful you might come across a comment you made a decade ago

_pmmeyourmemes_ · 42 points · Posted at 05:30:02 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

My kids love these. 'This is my biome' is their favourite. Now I find myself singing the Minecraft words to the real songs haha!

DarksteelSteve · 2 points · Posted at 08:36:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

ITS WHAT I CALL HOM–uhm... trying to call home?

Ejeb · 1 points · Posted at 20:23:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Whoa. Why do I immediately know the tune to that?

AmIAGirlThrowaway · 1 points · Posted at 20:24:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Whoa. Why do I immediately know the tune to that?

PreacherOfGaming · 115 points · Posted at 20:50:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

CAUSE TNT IS JUST REALLY COOL

spookex · 5 points · Posted at 09:03:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

IT’S REALLY COOL

chrizzly42 · 39 points · Posted at 21:03:30 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Back in the days...Nostalgia hits hard

xenofan293 · 42 points · Posted at 00:21:25 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Dont watch the original, all the lyrics and the general sound was changed due to copyright, look for a reupload elsewhere

SybariticLegerity · 30 points · Posted at 03:38:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

that makes me want to watch the original more

edit: apparently it was changed back, a comment from a week ago says

I’m legit crying...I watched this when I was 7, and I’m almost 14. I was genuinely depressed for a month after this and Revenge were changed... but now they’re back.

Aurelion_ · 12 points · Posted at 05:19:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

The original upload has returned to the original lyrics and general sound

HaiImDan · 2 points · Posted at 06:54:29 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

They got changed back. The originals are fine.

Leopard_V · 1 points · Posted at 06:00:34 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I bet this one is better than that original one anyways

Acg7749 · 5 points · Posted at 00:46:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

He had to change the music for copyright reasons. The words are still the same though.

modern_milkman · 36 points · Posted at 23:56:08 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

It's been years since I watched this video, but I started to sing along to your comment immediatley. Some songs REALLY get stuck in your head.

zarbixii · 26 points · Posted at 00:05:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

"I came to blow, blow, blow, blow..."

brosky7331 · 5 points · Posted at 13:15:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Up everything you'll ever know, know, know, know

Spartan_Goose · 2 points · Posted at 07:02:06 on November 29, 2018 · (Permalink)

se tonight

Dogerium · 1941 points · Posted at 17:49:01 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

you have no idea how much selfrestraint i just used to not downvote the fuck out of this

🎙️ 43eyes · 1192 points · Posted at 17:52:37 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You're a stronger man than me.

JellyfishTesticles · 443 points · Posted at 21:00:42 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

A real man downvotes his own post

🎙️ 43eyes · 684 points · Posted at 21:06:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

QuakeAmateur · 227 points · Posted at 21:15:45 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

absolute legend

QuantumLeapofFaith · 155 points · Posted at 23:11:38 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

What an absolute /r/madlads

JellyfishTesticles · 121 points · Posted at 21:08:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You have earned my karma

Byrdmann_ · 51 points · Posted at 21:45:46 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

Kaloyan14 · 4 points · Posted at 22:46:39 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/UnexpectedThanos

OCDpotatoes · 3 points · Posted at 02:50:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Aw man I was gonna say it

Kaloyan14 · 1 points · Posted at 09:02:19 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Too late :)

owltrowel77 · 33 points · Posted at 20:12:52 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Need to be a green lantern with that much willpower.

Pickles256 · 16 points · Posted at 20:24:04 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I end up never voting on posts in these kinds of subs since i just can't bring myself to do it

LoveUrSeIf · 542 points · Posted at 19:25:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why did they remove the dislike button from YouTube 😭😭

🎙️ 43eyes · 433 points · Posted at 20:57:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

For comments, it's there, but it doesn't actually do anything.

Urinetosh · 200 points · Posted at 21:31:25 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

If you get downvoted enough you get shadow banned and people are less likely to see your comments. I think Justin Y is shadow banned.

chihuahuassuck · 148 points · Posted at 22:09:10 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

But I see Justin Y pretty much every other video.

[deleted] · 118 points · Posted at 23:02:17 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

dosemyspeakin · 63 points · Posted at 23:10:42 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hes a redditer. Somone made an interview on him about how he dose what he dose

supera8y · 46 points · Posted at 23:10:38 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This video should help

Careless_Corey · 33 points · Posted at 23:07:51 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

He's like cancer. Fucking everywhere.

CoastersPaul · 26 points · Posted at 02:56:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Except he stopped recently and part of me honestly misses him now :(

Careless_Corey · 26 points · Posted at 02:58:15 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah. Something is comforting about meeting someone familiar again.

Illegal_space_wizard · 8 points · Posted at 04:17:07 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Like pressfarttocontinue in the olden days

Hawkbone · 6 points · Posted at 06:38:59 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I remember when PressFartToContinue was everywhere.Whatever happened to that guy?

longview_ryan · 319 points · Posted at 20:30:10 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

"Looks like you are puts on sunglasses SCREWD" actually made me lol, it's just so awful

SaltyBabe · 128 points · Posted at 22:04:19 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Right? They don’t even try to make it work.

puts on sunglasses

”You’re mooed”

Asmundr_ · 34 points · Posted at 01:02:08 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh fuck.

Op was one word away from comedy gold!

Zy_Q · 703 points · Posted at 19:01:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's a big oof from me dawg

thatguywithawatch · 354 points · Posted at 21:21:45 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof indeed! You have oofed 2,478 time(s).

^{I am a bot. Comment ?stop for me to stop responding to your comments.}

LlamaKing01 · 399 points · Posted at 21:58:39 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

what the fuck

outofbound_ · 177 points · Posted at 22:23:47 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

the account is 22 days as well, what kind of black magic fuckery is this

HookedOnOogaChaka · 132 points · Posted at 22:58:37 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Iirc it just counts oofs on reddit that day or something like that, not that accounts oofs. Which makes it even fucking stupider.

Exatraz · 37 points · Posted at 23:56:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

pokexchespin · 14 points · Posted at 00:49:34 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Big Oof

[deleted] · 9 points · Posted at 03:21:53 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof indeed! You have oofed 12,478 time(s).

^{I am a bot. Comment ?stop for me to stop responding to your comments.}

praise_the_god_crow · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:12 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hey! Why didn't the oofometer tick up!?

Big Oof

You bettee count this one, bot!

thewardengray · 1 points · Posted at 05:11:46 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

bomba1749 · 1 points · Posted at 10:22:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mega oof

PokeWaffles42 · 29 points · Posted at 02:02:52 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

it’s not even the real bot, it’s an actual person commenting

thatguywithawatch · 42 points · Posted at 02:56:12 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

How dare you expose me

HookedOnOogaChaka · 9 points · Posted at 02:36:26 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

CosmicMemer · 7 points · Posted at 01:23:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Check its username

Galagion · 20 points · Posted at 22:59:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's a lotta oof

alexo1001 · 11 points · Posted at 22:47:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lies

TimbusTeg · 11 points · Posted at 23:38:59 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bad human

KurK_HamMiT · 5 points · Posted at 23:12:01 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

royalsocialist · 10 points · Posted at 22:26:40 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bad bot

TimbusTeg · 1 points · Posted at 23:38:05 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This provides me with a substantial amount of cringe

beanie_god363 · 1 points · Posted at 23:42:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

jashyWashy · 1 points · Posted at 02:48:51 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

!isbot u/thatguywithawatch

APenInSpace · 1 points · Posted at 03:31:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

HideAndSheik · -1 points · Posted at 22:21:41 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bad bot

B0tRank · 8 points · Posted at 22:21:48 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thank you, HideAndSheik, for voting on thatguywithawatch.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

^{Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!}

thatguywithawatch · 19 points · Posted at 22:23:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Shit

OccasionalHAM · 16 points · Posted at 22:32:03 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lmao, shoulda been more careful man, now you're a bot.

big_shmegma · 1 points · Posted at 22:27:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Who watches the watchmen?

budster16 · 0 points · Posted at 23:07:38 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bad bot

WhyNotCollegeBoard · 8 points · Posted at 23:07:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99916% sure that thatguywithawatch is not a bot.

^{I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> |} ^{/r/spambotdetector |} ^Optout ^| ^{Original Github}

Chicagodivemaster · 2 points · Posted at 00:48:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Are the robots about to become self aware?

rednazgo · 18 points · Posted at 21:02:42 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Owie

RobloxPro17 · 113 points · Posted at 21:02:41 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yo mind if I turn this in a copypasta?

🎙️ 43eyes · 100 points · Posted at 21:03:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Go right ahead. I deserve it.

RobloxPro17 · 35 points · Posted at 21:05:05 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Haha, alright dude. Kudos to you for being a good sport!

H_justice · 28 points · Posted at 23:39:23 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

screw the copypasta someone should make this masterpiece into an actual animation.

Logic_and_Memes · 7 points · Posted at 00:47:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Piemations might be up for it.

consuminshadows · 2 points · Posted at 01:30:05 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is a genious idea

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 02:02:56 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wait you want to see this again?

KringusBingus · 96 points · Posted at 20:22:41 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don’t understand

🎙️ 43eyes · 176 points · Posted at 20:24:23 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

That makes all of us

[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 23:35:30 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

🎙️ 43eyes · 8 points · Posted at 05:58:57 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

2011 was a different time

So will be 2025

nbjumps · 69 points · Posted at 21:07:23 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

is that “TNT: a Minecraft Parody of Taio Cruz’s Dynamite- by CaptainSparklez”?

Shrek_Wazowski__ · 23 points · Posted at 21:55:18 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Indeed it is

flyingtacodog · 13 points · Posted at 01:24:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fun fact, dude's still doing videos with a decent bit of success

nbjumps · 3 points · Posted at 06:30:12 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

yep, i’ve watched a few recently. minecraft is still one of my favorite games

EliMC25 · 3 points · Posted at 01:50:58 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

He's like YouTube's nice uncle. He gets some of the memes but not all of them I love him

HaiImDan · 2 points · Posted at 06:55:18 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

He’s got a pretty active subreddit too

r/captainsparklez

JavaJordan · 1 points · Posted at 11:58:28 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Paul_Scart · 192 points · Posted at 20:33:00 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom This is where your ancient self belong

haykam821 · 4 points · Posted at 03:20:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

and r/BoneAppleTea with “scene” vs. “seen”.

Tyab88 · -10 points · Posted at 21:48:29 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Not r/okbuddyretard ?

Pebphiz · 44 points · Posted at 21:55:16 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

No. That sub is for memes that were made insincerely, it's 100% satire. The OP was a genuine attempt at comedy from seven years ago.

thenintendokingdom · 34 points · Posted at 20:32:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks, I hate it

trineroks · 69 points · Posted at 19:09:24 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I've made some fairly cringey posts during my high school years but I will always appreciate my parents for keeping me off the internet and having me play outside until then.

ThisSilenceIsMine · 24 points · Posted at 20:31:37 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is this... what it feels like... to die...

Nekibata · 19 points · Posted at 21:19:03 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I SHOOT MY ARROWS IN THE AIR SOMETIMESSSSSSS

Heydawgg · 17 points · Posted at 20:42:38 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

If your still reading this you just experienced random. ;)

Slender_man171 · 13 points · Posted at 22:52:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

KalleDEE · 12 points · Posted at 20:55:35 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/blunderyears

datonebri · 10 points · Posted at 20:57:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Don't worry, we were all 3 once

🎙️ 43eyes · 22 points · Posted at 21:04:54 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

is it ok if I was 13?

datonebri · 4 points · Posted at 21:49:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah yeah sure. Btw were you looking at Minecraft parodies,?

🎙️ 43eyes · 13 points · Posted at 23:05:36 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nostalgia

Logic_and_Memes · 3 points · Posted at 00:47:39 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

hudson1212 · 9 points · Posted at 22:19:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just experienced random

I don't like it

Das_Fish · 9 points · Posted at 19:27:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

i would love to just

[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 20:54:04 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is peak 12 year old

TheAnt317 · 24 points · Posted at 23:07:15 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kiolu100 · 7 points · Posted at 20:32:55 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Exact reason why I deleted my old Youtube channel years ago.

prettybadmccree · 7 points · Posted at 22:52:46 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm aboit to cry OP fuck you

CodeBreaker_666 · 53 points · Posted at 18:38:16 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/imsorandom

allmyfrndsrded · 99 points · Posted at 18:57:42 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom *

sneakpeekbot · 8 points · Posted at 18:57:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Here's a sneak peek of /r/iamveryrandom using the top posts of all time!

#1: LMAOOOOO | 64 comments
#2: I’m so random!!!!😩😅😂 | 21 comments
#3: Yes this is exactly how people with ADD talk. | 92 comments

^{^I'm} ^{^a} ^{^bot,} ^{^beep} ^{^boop} ^{^|} ^{^Downvote} ^{^to} ^{^remove} ^{^|} ^{^Contact} ^{^me} ^{^|} ^{^Info} ^{^|} ^{^Opt-out}

scottland_666 · 16 points · Posted at 20:59:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I have the top post of all time in that sub, still my only achievement in life

Dlgredael · 2 points · Posted at 22:16:51 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I had the top post in /r/HarryPotter for two years until they changed the way voting worked and it was beaten the same day. Still salty about that one.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:12:40 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Was it a repost tho?

scottland_666 · 3 points · Posted at 21:13:00 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Nah I took the screenshot myself

thereyarrfiver · 1 points · Posted at 06:14:28 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

If it makes you feel any better my only achievement is having the same first name as the guy with the top post in that sub

scottland_666 · 1 points · Posted at 21:52:26 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is your first name scott?

thereyarrfiver · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:26 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lol yes

scottland_666 · 1 points · Posted at 06:01:51 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I hate to break it to you but my first name is Zach. I didn’t want to crush your only achievement but it must be done. I’m sorry bro :,(

thereyarrfiver · 1 points · Posted at 06:21:12 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Shii well if it makes you feel any better I don't have any achievements

allmyfrndsrded · 7 points · Posted at 19:04:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 20:07:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

"seen"

boobiedudie · 5 points · Posted at 05:49:52 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fuck you this is the least funny thing I have ever read my entire life. God I’m so fucking mad about this rn I’m typing this too hard and fast. Good lord this is the nine eleven of all YouTube comments. Actually suck a fucking dick go damnit all.

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 05:56:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

did u at least upvote?

boobiedudie · 3 points · Posted at 06:11:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It was the most painful thing I’ve done all year but I had to

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 06:16:51 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

good man

[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 20:37:21 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/okbuddyretard

gh1ggs239 · 6 points · Posted at 20:41:04 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think I have cancer now.

ynnadkci · 4 points · Posted at 22:42:36 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is the hidden joke that pig penises are screw-shaped?

SixteenByNein · 5 points · Posted at 22:48:12 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ah, middle School, when all that qualified something as funny was that it was "random"

InkRabbit · 1 points · Posted at 23:50:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

It was everyone's favourite word.

Your_Index_Finger · 5 points · Posted at 01:28:49 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

All that for 0 likes

🎙️ 43eyes · 13 points · Posted at 01:34:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

But now I have 10.8k upvotes.

you gotta play the long con

Your_Index_Finger · 11 points · Posted at 01:49:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

The 7 year con

ANCEST0R · 5 points · Posted at 04:23:21 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It was so descriptive it was like I could scee that seen.

wag234 · 9 points · Posted at 20:43:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/comedyheaven

Klayman55 · 5 points · Posted at 19:49:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Too bad they sneakily changed the beat of this song due to copyright claims.

DarthChocolqte · 4 points · Posted at 20:40:51 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

pig slap

deprimada · 5 points · Posted at 21:26:44 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

BUT

C A P T A I N S P A R K E L Z

Rixor14 · 4 points · Posted at 22:53:47 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Moments like this are exactly why I never delete old comments.

Drawtaru · 5 points · Posted at 23:53:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

How do I slap someone 7 years ago?

DREKES · 3 points · Posted at 20:47:05 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Like share n subscribe

Finska_pojke · 3 points · Posted at 20:54:17 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's a big ol' cup o' yikes

CHICKENMANTHROWAWAY · 3 points · Posted at 21:11:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Looks like you made a

Puts on epic sun glasses

Cringey joke

KN4S · 3 points · Posted at 21:41:23 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good to know I'm not the only one who occationally find really cringy comments from myself

lord_of_the_memes66 · 3 points · Posted at 22:07:20 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

With 43 eyes you should have been able to see with better foresight

v3stis · 3 points · Posted at 00:33:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

If your still reading this you have experienced random ;)

watson7878 · 3 points · Posted at 01:54:08 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

REMEMBER THE #1 RULE OF COMEDY: Random does not equal Funny

Wilwheatonfan87 · 3 points · Posted at 02:37:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

reluctantly holds up spork i-it doesn't?

watson7878 · 1 points · Posted at 10:20:49 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

W-what?

Uberstorm32 · 3 points · Posted at 11:46:47 on December 19, 2018 · (Permalink)

"You just experienced random" that's the Kind of shit I would say 7 years back. Thank you for having the strength to post this. May minecraft be with you.

🎙️ 43eyes · 2 points · Posted at 11:47:28 on December 19, 2018 · (Permalink)

No problem man. People seem to relate to it more than I thought :P

Lilici · 3 points · Posted at 22:15:55 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/okbuddyretard

merekisgreat · 2 points · Posted at 20:43:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is some next level stuff man

RoachboyRNGesus · 2 points · Posted at 20:49:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

That was so epic you can't get more random than that

eubanksThorin · 2 points · Posted at 20:58:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fuck ow this hurts

SolDeVaporwave · 2 points · Posted at 21:07:22 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

"pig slap"

MorfarMorten · 2 points · Posted at 21:18:51 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

PressFBot · 1 points · Posted at 21:18:52 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 00:46:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

JoeMcBob1st · 2 points · Posted at 21:46:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I almost fucking puked

LessthanHen · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

you just experienced random B)

glanna98 · 2 points · Posted at 21:50:55 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I hate this so much. Have an updoot

Bridgecobbler · 2 points · Posted at 22:11:27 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is there anything worse than comedy cemetery? I don't think this joke was ever alive.

VibrantCactus · 2 points · Posted at 22:16:24 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You were a monster.

iBluie · 2 points · Posted at 22:17:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

If your still reading you just experienced random :)

SweelFor · 2 points · Posted at 22:39:48 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

OP you're a real tough guy going through your old internet comments like this, I couldn't do it

NoUsernameOriginally · 2 points · Posted at 22:41:20 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

7 years.... wow.... i can barely believe it

cerealmemer · 2 points · Posted at 22:42:10 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

"Looks like you are"

Puts sunglasses on

"Screwd" 😎😎😎 epic style

EOverM · 2 points · Posted at 23:03:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think my favourite part is how the direct CSI Miami reference isn't a one-liner. There's no pun involved. It's literally just a statement.

Careless_Corey · 2 points · Posted at 23:05:12 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/Iamveryrandom

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:10 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

InkRabbit · 2 points · Posted at 23:49:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

If they do they're not currently practicing it

GasterCR · 2 points · Posted at 23:28:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

How old were u when u made that comment?

Edit: Scrolled down and saw you were 13

Nova604 · 2 points · Posted at 23:34:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I forgive you.

TimbusTeg · 2 points · Posted at 23:36:45 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I felt that deep in my spine

owndpepe · 2 points · Posted at 23:40:40 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/creepyasterisks

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:41:08 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

how do you sleep at night

Zebuttlord · 2 points · Posted at 23:43:09 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You have balls for posting this, unlike me who still remembers the time I posted implied underage sex on miiverse when I was like 10.

I would explain but I’m way to scared so lets just agree to never speak

cynicalmeatloaf · 2 points · Posted at 23:43:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm so sorry.

PremierBromanov · 2 points · Posted at 00:27:57 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You should just commit sudoku retroactively

vizthex · 2 points · Posted at 00:36:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Give me the goddamn link. Now.

HouAngelesDodgeStros · 2 points · Posted at 00:36:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Tagged as "sp0rk lover"

CreativeGiaton · 2 points · Posted at 00:37:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Finally some quality content

RonniBoi · 2 points · Posted at 03:32:13 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

After this? I crave death

AlphaHeartless · 2 points · Posted at 04:03:15 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/blunderyears

jellobrick · 2 points · Posted at 04:03:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

He’s speaking the language of the gods...

HaroldFaltermeyerJr · 2 points · Posted at 04:21:12 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Plot twist: he's 43

junkqueen · 2 points · Posted at 05:51:21 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

i love this with all my heart

LeSquidliestOne · 2 points · Posted at 09:48:32 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yikes. I cringed one time when I found some of my old comments that used XD. We all make mistakes in life

jake4448 · 2 points · Posted at 09:49:46 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

More like /r/creepyasterisks

A_Fat_Grandma · 2 points · Posted at 09:58:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It's ok, I used to defend onision. 😫

3ger · 2 points · Posted at 10:11:49 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

"Minecraft parodies for nostalgia". I feel old.

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 10:54:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I feel bad for just reading that

ZenOoley · 2 points · Posted at 10:55:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Okay now this is epic 😎😎😎

iRasmuss · 2 points · Posted at 11:00:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

you just experienced random ;)

PrivateG777 · 2 points · Posted at 11:26:13 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You are stronger than me for admitting this.

666geng · 2 points · Posted at 12:50:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

We all just experienced random

FeargalOR · 2 points · Posted at 13:37:13 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

When you type something like this and people tell you to kill yourself, they don't hate you, they just don't want you to have to wake up every day realising what you've done.

ThePenguinCouncil · 2 points · Posted at 01:08:38 on September 18, 2018 · (Permalink)

i made a comment a long time ago on a music video that said “NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yup.”

MetalSlayer69 · 2 points · Posted at 12:41:39 on September 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

no likes after seven years, 20,000 upvotes in less than a month

it's a cruel world

NatArctic · 2 points · Posted at 02:43:09 on October 7, 2018 · (Permalink)

I am bleeding from every hole in my body

eilonwyxlove · 8 points · Posted at 17:51:26 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Would this count as r/creepyasterisks

toucha-my-spagget · 15 points · Posted at 18:38:07 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Naw it’s just horribly cringy

RealBlazeStorm · 2 points · Posted at 23:04:21 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Did you know that Captain Sparklez's Minecraft Style (Gagnam Style parody) has been taken down?

I was scrolling through my favourites and using a site to see what the deleted ones were and this was one of them

Morasar · 4 points · Posted at 23:24:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wait you're 43eyes? I'm 90% sure im subbed to you.

Edit: HOLY SHIT NO WAY DUDE

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Popular videos of mine include: A Minecraft parody of Tik Tok and prank where I convince my friend I'm herobrine. All from around 2011-2014

That ring a bell?

Morasar · 1 points · Posted at 23:31:26 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeah dude your herobrine vids were the bomb. Also you're forgetting your Frozen parody

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh yeah I don't mention that one because it was recent and thats embarrassing :P

I was just tryna get views ok

edit: check your discord

Morasar · 1 points · Posted at 23:53:36 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

There's a bit of spam in one of my servers haha

alfons100 · 1 points · Posted at 21:00:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

A reminder of a darker age

H0dari · 1 points · Posted at 21:01:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I gotta say, this is stupid enough to cross the line twice for me, and be genuinely funny. But since I'm still plainly aware that the joke itself is abhorrent, I must upvote.

Gamerjunk · 1 points · Posted at 21:06:07 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Woah I just experienced random

dmayo44 · 1 points · Posted at 21:09:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

P I G S L A P

Philias2 · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Your name wouldn't happen to be Katy, would it?

Nanodoge · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:48 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

rawr xd

Nanodoge · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:31 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Kill me

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:10:52 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom

Misterpeople25 · 1 points · Posted at 21:12:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Please, describe your thought process for us

bigpapi46 · 1 points · Posted at 21:17:20 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Just experienced random

Dpavolko · 1 points · Posted at 21:20:49 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think I just experienced random

Skortan8 · 1 points · Posted at 21:23:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

;)

WoOowee1324 · 1 points · Posted at 21:24:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

*you’re

Miora · 1 points · Posted at 21:24:18 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Welp... There goes my soul again.

SUperNeo222 · 1 points · Posted at 21:24:45 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

omg he's so random and quirky!!!

Racorse · 1 points · Posted at 21:27:21 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yikes

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 21:33:03 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ouch

DouchySushi · 1 points · Posted at 21:35:27 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

The last part hurt to read

conalfisher · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:09 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

/r/IAmVeryRandom

AlfalfaForTheRabbits · 1 points · Posted at 21:37:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

The word “random” has been destroyed, it has suffered a similar fate to that of “gamer”

AlfalfaForTheRabbits · 1 points · Posted at 21:38:41 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Shit, this is like the type of stuff I would rite in school

britj · 1 points · Posted at 21:41:20 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I winced

bott1111 · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:20 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/blunderyears

Elesh_N · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:45 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I guess I just experienced random

ComfyDaze · 1 points · Posted at 21:44:17 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think I just experienced random ;)

LilBed023 · 1 points · Posted at 21:47:32 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Damn, this is the first time I’ve ever experienced random and it’s tremendous

Adrianthehumann · 1 points · Posted at 21:50:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yeeesh

nintendofan424 · 1 points · Posted at 21:52:57 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’m really glad I didn’t have an account on YouTube when I was younger

FloydZero · 1 points · Posted at 21:54:59 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Glad I'm not the one that still occasionally watches minecraft videos for nostalgia

Huemaister · 1 points · Posted at 21:58:33 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

Emjoria · 1 points · Posted at 21:59:59 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced random ;)

FuckedUpMaggot · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:06 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

;)

NedTobin54 · 1 points · Posted at 22:01:54 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Can some decrypt this mess?

blankietaker · 1 points · Posted at 22:02:27 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh god this is bad

Mr_Anomalous · 1 points · Posted at 22:05:16 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hoooooly shit

Mr_Stormy · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ouuchhhhh...this is painful levels of cringe.

Oooooof. Buddy I'm sorry...

ItsMrHockey · 1 points · Posted at 22:07:48 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

You didn't even like your own comment

UndeadBBQ · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:03 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fuuuuucking hell, mate.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:08:49 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ooh nooo... "You just experienced random" I'm so sorry you have to live with that for the rest of your life. My deepest condolences.

thecynicaltrashbag · 1 points · Posted at 22:14:40 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

OoF

Noeltm · 1 points · Posted at 22:16:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I don’t get the screwed part lmao

Chubby_Bub · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:11 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Don’t worry, this also used to be me. And still is to some extent.

GoogleBLYAT · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Le me be like:

violent seizure noise

HowLz_2K · 1 points · Posted at 22:19:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

this is like going through your sad facebook profile from 9 years ago.

AyZix64 · 2 points · Posted at 23:06:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why are you replying to yourself?

HowLz_2K · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:37 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

and all your posts have like... 2 likes.

HowLz_2K · 1 points · Posted at 22:20:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

and they're from your aunt and uncles

HowLz_2K · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:04 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

and grandparents

HowLz_2K · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:08 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

sometimes

Doggos_are_cute · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:37 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's an extremely big oof Mr sad reddit user

IronCretin · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:14 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

*holds up spork*

slammander · 1 points · Posted at 22:32:02 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I feel second hand regret

dapunkedfriccenmoron · 1 points · Posted at 22:35:40 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom

Treyspurlock · 1 points · Posted at 22:43:46 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

tfw you experience random

Xinxhi · 1 points · Posted at 22:44:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

end seen

AyZix64 · 1 points · Posted at 23:05:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

I came to dig dig dig dig...

oxetyl · 1 points · Posted at 23:08:45 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cuts to a seen

BurntShooter · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:24 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

Trainer_Red_ · 1 points · Posted at 23:15:34 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Holds up spork

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:17:13 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh the dynamite minecraft parody neat

BananaBob86 · 1 points · Posted at 23:18:16 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Jesus Minecraft parodies were over 7 years ago? Time flies

Bacon_Kitteh9001 · 1 points · Posted at 23:19:58 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

wow that's pretty epic

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 23:27:47 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:27:55 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Big oof

MyghtyShux · 1 points · Posted at 23:33:09 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

What

TheNotoriousSkyfish · 1 points · Posted at 23:35:08 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

Beokirby · 1 points · Posted at 23:36:39 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

/r/pigslappingjuice

Pheobe3113 · 1 points · Posted at 23:41:11 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

It was 7 years ago cut him some slack

Lack0fCreativity · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:28 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

😬

Lobeen · 1 points · Posted at 23:44:53 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thats gonna be a no from me

RainbowSixThermite · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:24 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Eyyy I regret I memorized this song but is actually remember this comment from 7 years ago!

Frostyhero125 · 1 points · Posted at 23:45:27 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

OOF

HOLY_HUMP3R · 1 points · Posted at 23:54:04 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Holds up pork

sonters · 1 points · Posted at 23:55:26 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

SuperSpaceMan230 · 1 points · Posted at 23:57:29 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

pig:kaboom

X5Faith · 1 points · Posted at 23:59:24 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Definetly Experienced random

mega345 · 1 points · Posted at 23:59:25 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Well I did just experience random

antiquestrawberry · 1 points · Posted at 00:06:33 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

holy moly the cute is real

AbbieK0700 · 1 points · Posted at 00:11:15 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is this Animal Farm?

howdyhammerhead · 1 points · Posted at 00:12:41 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Are you inspired to write a sequel now you're more experienced in the ways of the world? What happened to the pig?

VictorVrine · 1 points · Posted at 00:12:52 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

a few weeks ago someone replied to a comment i made 5 years ago to tell me that minecraft was better than terraria, and then i ended seeing some of the old comments i used to make

i really want to travel back in time just to punch 10 years old me for doing this shit

Ninja312312 · 1 points · Posted at 00:12:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

PIG SLAP

diaveloper · 1 points · Posted at 00:13:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just felt a part of me die while reading this

Jonkol09 · 1 points · Posted at 00:15:11 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Godamn oof

GloomyPerson · 1 points · Posted at 00:16:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Amazing how you still have the same username

j_hawker27 · 1 points · Posted at 00:18:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Hooooly shit dude. Put this on /r/blunderyears if you haven't already.

Vinniam · 1 points · Posted at 00:24:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ah yes the "lol im so random" phase of the internet.

J_A_C_K_E_T · 1 points · Posted at 00:26:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Literally just last week I watched Revenge, Tnt, Fallen Kingdom, Take back the night, find the pieces, and dragonhearted. Great minds think alike?

Great_Lord_Kek · 1 points · Posted at 00:27:53 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Reminds me of the conversations I would have during lunch time in 1st grade.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:40:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just experienced random

I also just experienced the desire to die

Paddywhacker · 1 points · Posted at 00:41:22 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I can't vote on this, I'm so fucking ashamed for you

throwing-away-party · 1 points · Posted at 00:42:33 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

O o o o o o f

samrphgue · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:21 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

my god this is bad

CJ3510 · 1 points · Posted at 00:45:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

remind me 1 day

CJ3510 · 1 points · Posted at 00:46:07 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

!remind me 1 day

yaboievannn · 1 points · Posted at 00:46:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I’m mortified

EpickChicken · 1 points · Posted at 00:46:58 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Is this for a won’t get fooled again parody? When I read the YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH I immediately thought of this

Deltawolf363 · 1 points · Posted at 00:47:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I did not come here to be attacked.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 00:47:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh my god you should see mine.

“le ePiKness 1337 LOLOLOLOL”

That-One-Kiwi · 1 points · Posted at 00:48:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Charge your phone man

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

i am D:

HailedBeanHB · 1 points · Posted at 00:50:58 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

yikes buddy r/iamveryrandom

Logic_and_Memes · 1 points · Posted at 00:51:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

slap pig to pay respects

EnderProGaming · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

we all have a bad history with minecraft don't we, i know i do

Wiley935 · 1 points · Posted at 00:58:48 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You got some balls to admit that you made this. Bravo.

DogsRNice · 1 points · Posted at 01:00:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

oh I dread finding my old comments

FaceInTheGlass · 1 points · Posted at 01:06:26 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Better than anything on r/funny or r/jokes

guyinhisroom · 1 points · Posted at 01:08:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

0 upvotes after 7 years

undayerixon · 1 points · Posted at 01:08:59 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced random 😎 nothing personnel kid

thor1900 · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Somehow I feel embarrased

Green_Smarties · 1 points · Posted at 01:13:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I-

DustiKat · 1 points · Posted at 01:14:31 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Epic gamer win 😎😎😎

Bigfroggo · 1 points · Posted at 01:15:31 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yikes

lukenellington · 1 points · Posted at 01:16:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/creepyasterisks

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:18:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

if you are still reading this, you just experienced random

TbanksIV · 1 points · Posted at 01:24:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

bro

DJ_Binding · 1 points · Posted at 01:29:11 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

"experienced random"

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:29:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

BuleCurger · 1 points · Posted at 01:30:16 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That hurt to read

cyoobvertex · 1 points · Posted at 01:35:08 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just experienced random

monkey-neil · 1 points · Posted at 01:38:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I probably have a butt load of cringy shit I said as a middle schooler on youtube. That's why i never look at those comments.

kousi · 1 points · Posted at 01:39:05 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I hate you

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 01:45:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

thats a little excessive dont you think?

well, in hindsight, you might be right.

I hate me too

kousi · 1 points · Posted at 01:56:59 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I love you?

JelBrekX · 1 points · Posted at 01:42:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Mad respects. I know there some shit (my friends actually dug up an old video I made when I was 11) I have to post here.

Fl333r · 1 points · Posted at 01:51:18 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yanno it's cool that you'd share this with us cuz it takes courage to not delete it in an act of self defense

BenJ618 · 1 points · Posted at 01:59:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

*yoour’e

aw_yeah_its_cake · 1 points · Posted at 02:01:28 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

;)

yeetskideet · 1 points · Posted at 02:01:42 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Wow.

ZombieJesusaves · 1 points · Posted at 02:08:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

why would you think this is ok to share? this is some 9th level autist right here.

biosignal · 1 points · Posted at 02:11:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You were so innocent.

Rajakz · 1 points · Posted at 02:15:51 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Honestly this is adorable

Tobooples · 1 points · Posted at 02:23:55 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Woah, it’s like the rainbow vomit that is a child’s imagination just got condensed so much it became text

didgeridook · 1 points · Posted at 02:24:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Where the fuck was the punchline when the spy came in

rpeters330 · 1 points · Posted at 02:24:50 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/blunderyears

aRandomGuyOnTheInet · 1 points · Posted at 02:25:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

DisguntinglyFat · 1 points · Posted at 02:26:15 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

The end really ties it all together,

W00tey · 1 points · Posted at 02:33:38 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm proud of you Son.

Wilwheatonfan87 · 1 points · Posted at 02:33:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Reminds me of my newgrounds reviews from the early 2000s. Gotta see if i still have them or not once I'm home.

SpartanPhi · 1 points · Posted at 02:34:29 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

you just experienced random. ;)

Quirky minecrafter!11

Super_Tuky · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is so random, Alexa play TNT by CaptainSparkles

AlexaPlayBot · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:05 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Now playing: "TNT" - A Minecraft Parody of Taio Cruz's Dynamite (Music Video).

^{^{stop messaging me | programmer | source | banlist}}

___alexa___ · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:07 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: "TNT" - A Minecraft Parody o ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 3:04 / 4:37 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

Saevus_Draco · 1 points · Posted at 02:38:33 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

declan1203 · 1 points · Posted at 02:42:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/blunderyears

BombsAndBabies · 1 points · Posted at 02:43:58 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fortune favors the brave...

barely_harmless · 1 points · Posted at 02:46:28 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Horrifying.

TheOneColt · 1 points · Posted at 02:48:45 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I am going to use this as a dislike button from now on.

Harding_Grim · 1 points · Posted at 02:52:55 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

So you were katy all along.

t00dles

Finnakeil · 1 points · Posted at 02:57:46 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/comedymuseum

Bartokbestie · 1 points · Posted at 02:58:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

holds up spork

bowmax02 · 1 points · Posted at 03:00:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Honestly? Absolutely Gold untill that last "You just experienced random".

GamerPhileYT · 1 points · Posted at 03:01:29 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Bruh you’re 43eyes? I used to love your can’t stop parody.

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 04:12:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks man! I'm glad I made an impact, albeit a cringy one

MinniMemes · 1 points · Posted at 03:21:42 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Even at 13 this is like elementary level stuff my dood

Wabalywoo · 1 points · Posted at 03:27:57 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is so innocent I love it

WooliesDirtyHole · 1 points · Posted at 03:28:52 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

XD SO RANDEM

EpixLynx · 1 points · Posted at 03:29:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I feel the need to downvote.

Charrmort · 1 points · Posted at 03:37:32 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

oh no

RaenIsSleepy · 1 points · Posted at 03:49:14 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Tfw u see ur favorite YouTuber get on the front page... Again

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 04:10:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

What name would I know you by?

RaenIsSleepy · 1 points · Posted at 06:20:23 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That one kid in ur discord server that is known as EivurEien

WaterBoyOfTheNextOne · 1 points · Posted at 03:49:55 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

i used to watch your minecraft let’s plays wtf

🎙️ 43eyes · 2 points · Posted at 04:10:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

There's always one or two of you guys when I make it to the front page.

Glad I stick in people's minds.

DISTRACTION112 · 1 points · Posted at 03:51:49 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Dude I just experienced random

inquisitivepanda · 1 points · Posted at 03:54:20 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That last sentence...I actually instinctually said "oh no" out loud to myself

Shad0n1v3z69 · 1 points · Posted at 12:51:31 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You werent ready to experience random. ;)

Ye4hR1ght · 1 points · Posted at 03:58:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

“You just experienced random” The 2011ness of that lmao

fd0263 · 1 points · Posted at 04:06:38 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That last sentence almost caused me to gag in class

MaximumGaming5o · 1 points · Posted at 04:15:15 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

"for nostalgia"

Tacticalberry · 1 points · Posted at 04:19:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Pig slap is the name dick.

hl-99 · 1 points · Posted at 04:40:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You rock man

SpOoKyCaT-- · 1 points · Posted at 04:43:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

To be fair, we were all like this at some point in our lives so, yes it is cringey but I probably have a comment out there I made in 2012 or so that if you read it you might die from exposure to secondhand cringe.....so congrats for having the bravery to post this.

AaronWebbWillBeRich · 1 points · Posted at 04:48:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Jesus, man.

craisin_bran · 1 points · Posted at 04:49:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I want to fucking clobber your past self.

PersonOfInterest223 · 1 points · Posted at 04:55:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

P I G S L A P

mr_moo6 · 1 points · Posted at 04:55:26 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh.

fatbaldgamer · 1 points · Posted at 05:01:45 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

......Ritchie what's wrong with you?

realjoemurphy · 1 points · Posted at 05:07:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Thanks. I hate it.

TwitchTvDaSticks · 1 points · Posted at 05:08:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Damn I just experienced random

thewardengray · 1 points · Posted at 05:10:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Lolololol! So rabdom!

BleachIsADeadMeme · 1 points · Posted at 05:22:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

i just experienced random

Idealiteiten · 1 points · Posted at 05:23:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It got zero fucking likes over the course of seven years oh dear

Shad0n1v3z69 · 1 points · Posted at 12:49:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Considering YouTube doesnt even allow dislikes save for weird algorithm purposes, that's quite low. Even children didn't find it funny.

RomeosHomeos · 1 points · Posted at 05:34:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I can feel your pain man

FUDDUGANG · 1 points · Posted at 05:42:48 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Random = funny

bkst · 1 points · Posted at 06:00:45 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Am I the only one who thinks this actually is funny!

Shad0n1v3z69 · 1 points · Posted at 12:46:41 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yes.

thedaedrathatwasnt · 1 points · Posted at 06:19:14 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It may not have gotten your 7 years ago self any likes but your karma just got hit by positivity

ThanksForNothin · 1 points · Posted at 06:24:26 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof mate.

backjuggeln · 1 points · Posted at 06:27:43 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I had a stroke reading that, thanks

Edgar_left · 1 points · Posted at 06:34:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Surprised it didn't get a billion upvotes

polynilium · 1 points · Posted at 06:38:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

you just experienced random. ;)

PokWangpanmang · 1 points · Posted at 06:41:47 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It’s when you read something like that and it’s kinda long.

You’re expecting some kind of punchline but then..

Nothing.

Shad0n1v3z69 · 2 points · Posted at 12:45:56 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced random. ;)

mopeters8 · 1 points · Posted at 06:44:25 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

if you’re still reading this you just experienced random. ;)

ObiJuanKenobi3 · 1 points · Posted at 06:52:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ohhhhh nooooooooooo.

Gandszunaj · 1 points · Posted at 06:53:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

...

GeneralOFG · 1 points · Posted at 06:56:37 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Yep, I just experienced random...

Magik_boi · 1 points · Posted at 07:11:04 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Back in the randem xD days...

James_House · 1 points · Posted at 07:20:05 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ok the subreddit's over, we've reached peak

Leocstrn · 1 points · Posted at 07:28:31 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

thank you for letting us all experience random

GamingGazebo · 1 points · Posted at 07:29:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I have never truly experienced random until this day thank you for that

heythisis-myusername · 1 points · Posted at 07:32:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

tdtbaa · 1 points · Posted at 07:33:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

damn

autismlmao · 1 points · Posted at 07:39:10 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

At night, I can feel my leg.

HerNameWasMystery22 · 1 points · Posted at 07:51:30 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Christ hows your autism?

cheesypiecey · 1 points · Posted at 07:52:32 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh god, I went trough the exact same fase when I was about that age: “random” humor, Minecraft parodies... I’m just happy I was too shy to really post things like these

Olidude44 · 1 points · Posted at 07:53:00 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

haha so random XD

terjerox · 1 points · Posted at 07:58:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

What about my still reading?

doogle_mcsgrooge · 1 points · Posted at 08:10:24 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

How does a cow put on sunglasses is the real question

Bange-roni · 1 points · Posted at 08:28:54 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Fuck that hurts

retardvark · 1 points · Posted at 09:06:08 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

P I G S L A P

shabalistic1 · 1 points · Posted at 09:19:18 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh no

Tilted-Shovel · 1 points · Posted at 10:10:15 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/blunderyears

bomba1749 · 1 points · Posted at 10:12:38 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom

RedBullCola123 · 1 points · Posted at 10:36:17 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I'm not going to ask

Capt_Buffet · 1 points · Posted at 10:36:33 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced random

PrinceOHayaw · 1 points · Posted at 10:43:09 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

/r/imveryrandom

Never-asked-for-this · 1 points · Posted at 11:04:01 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

It was a good parody though... I'm not going to watch it again, don't want to be wrong.

PetrockSart · 1 points · Posted at 11:12:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Could be worse, I used to make minecraft lets plays with my cousin when I was 10. I was on the same level as Sammy Classic Sonic Fan in terms of how squeaky I was. I occasionally go back and watch thise videos when I need reassuring that I've improved over the years.

Antoast_cheese · 1 points · Posted at 11:34:57 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Git random'd 🅱🅾ℹℹℹℹ

heytherebuddybud · 1 points · Posted at 11:38:13 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You just experienced random :)

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 11:39:58 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

The last line....I felt my heart sink for OP

Axeoid · 1 points · Posted at 12:03:20 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

i just experience the rAnDoM

NativityInBlack666 · 1 points · Posted at 12:08:41 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/comedycemetary more like r/cringe ooo-oof

lezzzzdothiscops · 1 points · Posted at 12:18:27 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Disgusting. I love it.

AverageLedditor · 1 points · Posted at 12:24:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

OP how much does it hurt to read it 7 years later?

Lunchboxninja1 · 1 points · Posted at 12:41:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I use this comment to generate true random numbers.

OctoShock3 · 1 points · Posted at 12:45:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just experienced random

br094 · 1 points · Posted at 13:09:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Ouch. I hope you’re okay. This level of cringe does have long term side effects.

Bambammaster · 1 points · Posted at 13:15:38 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

W...what did I just read

TheRulingCard · 1 points · Posted at 13:38:21 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom

ScarletPajama · 1 points · Posted at 13:51:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I feel your pain

FusioBroski · 1 points · Posted at 14:47:13 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

yeah dude that's some good fucking shit right there, but we have to remember, in 2011 this shit was hilarious

awesome13579135 · 1 points · Posted at 14:47:40 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh jeez I don't know whether this fits here, r/creepyasterisks, or r/iamveryrandom

shadowscar00 · 1 points · Posted at 17:35:29 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Cringe

MLG-BLT · 1 points · Posted at 19:13:06 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom

Callistowo · 1 points · Posted at 20:41:44 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I just experienced random. ;)

CallMeTheEndOfDays · 1 points · Posted at 00:10:08 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

These role play comments and acting out shit in text will always be cringe. That’s for your sacrifice sharing this. I’m not this brave in fact I deleted my text old channel with content like this.

SuzukiGrignard · 1 points · Posted at 06:00:15 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

P I G S L A P

dragonsfire242 · 1 points · Posted at 11:15:15 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I have had a few of these experiences, never as bad as this, but wow they are not a fun time

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:05:07 on September 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

Why must I experience this pain

kelakewey · 1 points · Posted at 02:12:58 on September 13, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oof

ImThatMelanin · 1 points · Posted at 06:35:32 on September 13, 2018 · (Permalink)

oh poor op...i’m embarrassed for you lol.

64Hassbot · 1 points · Posted at 17:46:15 on September 14, 2018 · (Permalink)

u/TitleToImageBot

TitleToImageBot · 1 points · Posted at 17:46:23 on September 14, 2018 · (Permalink)

Image with added title

summon me with /u/titletoimagebot | feedback | source

64Hassbot · 1 points · Posted at 17:49:03 on September 14, 2018 · (Permalink)

Good bot

ImAmalox · 1 points · Posted at 16:49:13 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

Let me guess... you’re a furry now?

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 16:49:30 on September 16, 2018 · (Permalink)

I detest them.

mikeuhi · 1 points · Posted at 01:48:24 on September 19, 2018 · (Permalink)

actually

IrishMayonnaise · 1 points · Posted at 03:11:04 on September 20, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh shit dude, I remember doing stuff like this.

Frosty_97 · 1 points · Posted at 23:00:40 on September 30, 2018 · (Permalink)

r/iamveryrandom

Obihoe_ · 1 points · Posted at 06:16:13 on October 5, 2018 · (Permalink)

And like a punch to the gut, what you see, becomes blurred by what you believe.

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:37:02 on October 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

lol very random

MatthewM13 · 1 points · Posted at 05:39:36 on October 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Oh my god I’m so random and quirky fase

vaultdogge · 1 points · Posted at 08:40:15 on October 19, 2018 · (Permalink)

save post

Logodude5000 · 1 points · Posted at 13:45:47 on October 28, 2018 · (Permalink)

man i used to play on your server back in like 2012. time really flies

MrRibbet · 1 points · Posted at 18:11:11 on October 28, 2018 · (Permalink)

7 years, not one like

gilT87 · 1 points · Posted at 19:59:28 on November 22, 2018 · (Permalink)

that's... that's... great...

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 12:51:16 on December 2, 2018 · (Permalink)

I have ascended beyond 'random'

yaheg2 · 1 points · Posted at 20:57:49 on December 2, 2018 · (Permalink)

ohhhh nooo

Skymoot · 1 points · Posted at 17:01:36 on December 11, 2018 · (Permalink)

I bet you were the cool kid on the block.

alures · 1 points · Posted at 22:31:04 on December 12, 2018 · (Permalink)

but we don't 🗿🗿🗿 bruh moment

thefungu443 · 1 points · Posted at 11:04:07 on December 24, 2018 · (Permalink)

yikes

HamunCencer · 1 points · Posted at 15:30:54 on December 25, 2018 · (Permalink)

I think I became cancer

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:13:38 on January 2, 2019 · (Permalink)

Boy, i love my daily hit of Random

un_Iucky · 1 points · Posted at 04:07:11 on January 3, 2019 · (Permalink)

secret agent cow

Z4RFT · 1 points · Posted at 11:19:28 on January 5, 2019 · (Permalink)

whoa, how did you find this?

🎙️ 43eyes · 1 points · Posted at 11:22:08 on January 5, 2019 · (Permalink)

YouTube puts the comments you've made on the video first, and I was watching the video for nostalgia.

OMIWA · 1 points · Posted at 08:10:05 on January 9, 2019 · (Permalink)

This was a thirteen year old

TheRDJ64 · 1 points · Posted at 11:50:13 on January 21, 2019 · (Permalink)

You’re forgetting the golden rule of comedy.

Random =\= Funny

Poison_Spider · 1 points · Posted at 17:21:48 on January 21, 2019 · (Permalink)

Secret agent cow comes in

Bichael24 · 1 points · Posted at 22:42:05 on January 22, 2019 · (Permalink)

/iamveryrandom sorry OP i had to do it

Qiwiiii · 1 points · Posted at 22:28:03 on January 29, 2019 · (Permalink)

I had an aneurysm half way through

Themasterofslime · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:17 on January 30, 2019 · (Permalink)

you just experienced random

Skhlomp · 1 points · Posted at 15:04:42 on February 2, 2019 · (Permalink)

That's so random

mihirbajaj1248 · 1 points · Posted at 16:59:15 on February 3, 2019 · (Permalink)

5/10 nooses

iphotoshopforyou · 1 points · Posted at 20:39:48 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is epic 😎

Submerge_ · 1 points · Posted at 21:42:43 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Epic 😎

-NARPS- · 1 points · Posted at 22:18:37 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

😅😅😅😅 So Random!!🍆!1!!1

Pasha_Dingus · -7 points · Posted at 22:49:22 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

Comedy Cemetery is for articles of humor which were, at one point, genuinely funny. Get this crap off my internet

TheBlueCrystals · 9 points · Posted at 02:35:13 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

That's not what the sub's description says

Pasha_Dingus · -4 points · Posted at 04:10:03 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Then the sub's description is wrong!

Levi-HECKERMEN · 4 points · Posted at 06:08:22 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

Are you a mod? Or the founder? No? Then fuck off

Pasha_Dingus · -4 points · Posted at 06:27:35 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

I identify as a mod, I'll have you know! I want to speak to a manager!

Levi-HECKERMEN · 5 points · Posted at 06:35:21 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

You can't obviously think of an appropriate answer

Pasha_Dingus · 0 points · Posted at 06:43:36 on September 10, 2018 · (Permalink)

The only thing that's obvious here is that I'm being fatuous, mate. For fuck's sake, I know the internet is tone-deaf, but why would you invest this much time if you thought I was being serious? Don't feed the trolls, they say.

ymca_destroyer · -6 points · Posted at 23:22:56 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

This is actually funny to me

nihilistic_garbage · -6 points · Posted at 23:32:50 on September 9, 2018 · (Permalink)

It's actually not that cringey except for the last line, that one just hurts.

I was going through some minecraft parodies for nostalgia, and came across this comment I made 7 years ago.

I was going through some minecraft parodies for nostalgia, and came across this comment I made 7 years ago.

ʷᵒᵃʰ

PIG SLAP

O o o o o o f

if you are still reading this, you just experienced random

P I G S L A P

you just experienced random