Weed Bro is a murderer now, it seems

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ BetaDecay121 ยท 4709 points ยท Posted at 11:34:14 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


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Zianex ยท 989 points ยท Posted at 12:25:19 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Add to the wiki. This is huge info.

Sam_Burger ยท 476 points ยท Posted at 13:59:25 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

LORE

DucksGoQuackQuack ยท 125 points ยท Posted at 17:42:24 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ

siccoblue ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 20:37:04 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wait is the wiki a real thing

somestupidname1 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 20:38:16 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You know I've asked myself the same thing several times on this sub but never bothered checking.

The_Great_Curve ยท 54 points ยท Posted at 21:13:45 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It is, it's linked in the sidebar!

DucksGoQuackQuack ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 21:35:34 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
GAME-TIME-STARTED ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 22:38:23 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Indeed it is. There are over 200 articles. http://be-like-bro.wikia.com/wiki/Be_like_bro_Wiki

Metapoetic ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:52:04 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

refer to flair

danymsk ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 15:15:50 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

A N G E R Y B R O

globegnome ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 19:24:33 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hardly the first murder he's committed. A cold hearted killer is what he is.

MolassesBike ยท 1273 points ยท Posted at 11:59:49 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Only two years?

onlyonebread ยท 920 points ยท Posted at 17:38:13 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He threatened to kill the judge if he didn't get a lighter sentence

chompythebeast ยท 367 points ยท Posted at 18:33:08 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Works every time

Smoke_Me_When_i_Die ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:18:18 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Judge resigned :D

Pleasant_Jim ยท 80 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Judge judged well.

041744 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 20:35:09 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Bro bro-ed well

MorganAyer ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:51:03 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Judge judy?

Nacho_Cheesus_Christ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:46:52 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bolizen ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:23 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Welcome aboard

Uphillporpoise ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:42:29 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ha because he needs a lighter because he's weedbro. I like you

ARoamingNomad ยท -4 points ยท Posted at 02:07:48 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Or he lives in Europe.

CabalWizard ยท 219 points ยท Posted at 12:19:34 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Well you see he is an illegal immigrant and he only wanted to shoot seals didn't mean to shoot and the bullet ricocheted off the pavement. The 2 year sentence is for illegal gun posession.

chompythebeast ยท 128 points ยท Posted at 15:38:44 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This just in: The President tweets promise to build Wall between the USA and India

[deleted] ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 16:33:17 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

good i'm sick of those guys putting 2 slices of tomato on my ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธsubway๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ sandwich then charging me "5 ruppees i mean dollars" when i ask for more.

chompythebeast ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 16:43:52 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

If you need 5 rupees just smash any jars they've got lying around or go out back and start blowing up boxes. They won't care or bat an eye, you might even end up a few rupees ahead this way.

This is the secret to be swimming in tomatoes, my friend

yungvibegod ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:53:07 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Lol but in reality its the other way around because Indians are the wealthiest ethnic group in the USA per capita.

Cxero ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:34:30 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

actually they often own the subway franchise and often hire relatives, so yeah

ArttuH5N1 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 19:08:58 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is this a reference to something?

CabalWizard ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 19:12:55 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah the acquittal in the killing of Kate Steinle

Thadenvy ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 23:21:28 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Iโ€™m all for putting him behind bars but prosecuting him for first degree was stupid af. It reminds of Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin. Of course you were going to get an acquittal, what did you expect with those charges?

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:44:55 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Involuntary manslaughter was an option, but the prosecution heavily concentrated on the first degree murder charge. Also the definition of involuntary manslaugher is kind of confusing, and tighter than you would think. It's explained here:

https://www.redstate.com/patterico/2017/12/01/lawsplainer-california-homicide-statutes-relevant-steinle-murder-case/

Maybe the prosecutor could've gotten it though if he would've spent his time on convincing the jury why it was at least manslaughter. Instead he went all in on premeditated murder.

Thadenvy ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 01:55:13 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Exactly. I think it was the prosecutorโ€™s fault. The killer deserves so much more than he got but he didnโ€™t deserve first degree murder charges. Terrible scenario all around.

I feel like some people comparing this to Casey Anthony just donโ€™t have all the facts. Casey Anthony actually did what she was charged of doing, but the prosecution just didnโ€™t support the case well enough. In this case, the guy is unequivocally innocent of first degree murder, and the prosecution had a difficult route to getting a proper conviction of what he actually did.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:43:19 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The maximum sentence for the firearms charge is 10 years though. And I'm pretty sure the judge can take into account the whole situation in sentencing him (including the fact that someone died as a result of the incident), so he could very well get the max.

FutureElectrician ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:23:34 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think you meant he went to browse /r/FULLCOMMUNISM like a good boy. I'm a good boy.

putinsbearhandler ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 17:56:45 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Pbbbbh all the cool kids hang out at r/COMPLETEANARCHY

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 18:41:34 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

We all know what the superior leftist meme-sub is, naming it would be activism though.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:55:31 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Clearly you were referring to /r/TOTALCOMMUNALISM

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 18:57:16 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You narchos need to up your armchair game.

putinsbearhandler ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:32:09 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Doing so would require getting out of my armchair

seventeenblackbirds ยท 425 points ยท Posted at 12:32:14 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But in the last panel it is clear that employment has soothed his soul. Look into his eyes. He is a changed bro.

Keshash ยท 96 points ยท Posted at 17:44:59 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Soothed, sedated.

chompythebeast ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 18:34:44 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Some say buddha'd, some say faded.

yathern ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 19:41:03 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

America's Most Blunted ๐Ÿ‘Œ

BacePilot ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 20:34:14 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ringing ears, blurred vision. The end approaches.

ConerNSFW ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:10:40 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The tank gets crit for 4 damage and then you announcer acting like everyone's dying.

AOMRocks20 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 01:13:02 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Slowly. Gently.

This is how a life is taken.

BakerBei ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 01:42:11 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Somewhere in the background, reynauld is stealing something

AGoodSourceOfFibre ยท 236 points ยท Posted at 14:25:54 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So, if the boss just said, "Go away, we're not hiring you", would Weed Bro spare his life?

Goddamn_Wouter ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 14:33:00 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yes

Zonkius ยท 98 points ยท Posted at 15:26:42 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

yeah it's the suspense that he can't stand

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ BetaDecay121 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 16:50:46 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Plot twist: He kills the boss whatever happens

AGoodSourceOfFibre ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 17:25:52 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Boss is a D E A D M A N

NekkidSnaku ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 20:03:05 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿค”

TheGreatfanBR ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 13:10:56 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

L O R E

Momentum-7 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 19:49:45 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

T O T H E W I K I

God_of_Pumpkins ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 20:21:47 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To the wikimobile

[deleted] ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 12:53:31 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

lmao angry weedbro's face is hilarious

drassaultrifle ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 13:42:25 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not surprising, since he also killed his dad

Wolfmanjim ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 19:20:15 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Also, wasnโ€™t there the incident with the zoo and the tigers?

MikeBlue64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:44:43 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

YES

red_leaves ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:13:03 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Isn't weed supposed to make you less violent?

MikeBlue64 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:30:47 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

IT'S PROBABLY CRACK COCAINE

putinsbearhandler ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 03:18:09 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

itslaced

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:02:26 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wasn't that just shitty fanfiction made by someone here, though?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ BetaDecay121 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:54:40 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Did his dad refuse to give bro a job?

ClintEatswood_ ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:47:32 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wow, he gets the job for less that one second and he's already high on it. Classic Weedbro.

_lmnoponml_ ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 18:06:29 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Actually if you look carefully he is getting high during the interview, before even being hired

everymanawildcat ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 12:44:22 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Zomburger257 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 13:46:13 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ

Ashanmaril ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:34:54 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

They finally found the technology to insert a laugh track into a shitty meme comic. Incredible how far we've come.

eggn00dles ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 17:13:42 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Weedbro DE-RESIGNED

Nintendobandit ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 18:56:23 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Sorry, but I found this amusing. D:

guzioguus ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 19:13:02 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah it's more a /r/comedysuicide type of post

LemonyPancakes ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 14:40:41 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't get it

FutureElectrician ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 17:28:23 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You see society is divided into classes. You can see this all throughout history with land owners and peasants. With the end of the Middle Ages class power stopped being shaped by land, and began being shaped by labor.

Society is increasingly divided between two opposed classes. The lower classes work for the upper class, which builds nothing of value itself. Steal that value, smash capitalism, and look at dank may mays.

/r/FULLCOMMUNISM

theseconddennis ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:51:25 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Better alternative to /r/FULLCOMMUNISM: /r/COMMUNISTDEMOCRACY

Neurobreak27 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:29:39 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You know what's a better alternative to full communism? Not communism.

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 23:59:16 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pr0nzeh ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:46:10 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He doesn't want to be killed so he hires him. L O G I C

SoSwiftastic ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 15:24:51 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is great actually

VoidOfTheWired ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 19:33:02 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Weed Bro. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Psychopharmacology most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Weed Bro's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Weed Bro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Weed Bro's existencial catchphrase "Fail photoshop ever" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as India's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Weed Bro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

sneakyplanner ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:32:22 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:00:52 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Dat DevilWeed made my boi do IT

SoCalrissian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:48:03 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

So is this canon now?

siccoblue ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:38:04 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yes

foxinthesky ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:14:59 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Kills someone and goes to jail for only 2 years JUSTICE SYSTEM RESIGNED ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:18:02 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He looks like he's gonna fucking snap

internetpedestrian ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 21:46:44 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why does his eyes turn red only in the third panel?

Piffinatour ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:23:39 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is that Tony Stark? u/ironmanfan68 this is your territory.

ironmanfan68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:02:52 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

TONY STARK IS A HERO AND A SAINT

Piffinatour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:03:54 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

...you're not the real u/ironmanfan68

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?!

ironmanfan68 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:26:40 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What do you mean? Tony stark, aka iron man, has saved the planet multiple times, and is one of the greatest heroes in these troubled times. My previous accusations have all been slander, and I have now seen the light; iron man will always be welcome in my house from this point on! He has saved many people, and rescued countless hostages, and I am sure he has saved many people in danger! He is always ready to please, and send help to those in need, just like a true hero should! Just remember to always READ THE BOLD exploits of iron man!!!!!

Piffinatour ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:51:10 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know what they've done to you old friend, but I will get to the bottom of this.

GooseRider960 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:01:29 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

/r/killthosewhodontgiveyouajob

benjimaestro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:16:47 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is this weedbro canon?

HypeToken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:06 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

hahahaha that guy is so getting the job

HypeToken ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:16 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

but not for the right reasons lol!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:16:10 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ BetaDecay121 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:26:43 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Mate, he's weed bro, not just bro

martyrdechaines ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:46 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Wat

FutureElectrician ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:28:44 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Smash Fascism and punch Nazis

siccoblue ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:38:17 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oh go away

Bloppitt ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:41:33 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You have the job!

readonlyuser ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:57:45 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I forgot how tough this subreddit is- I keep on reflexively downvoting...

drafterman ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:29:00 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Ok. We won't call you back, then."

Funkizeit69 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:50:21 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Aw this is hilarious though

kolaid_mann ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:49:44 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Zutroy2117 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:21:03 on December 1, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I know we're not supposed to laugh at anything on this sub, but something about Bro's pissed-off face just gets to me.

nojacocha ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:18:19 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Itโ€™s hard to remember not to downvote on this sub.

awall621 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:33:37 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The_Rusemaster ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:37:34 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not as fun as funwaa

henryblueskin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:45:58 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm confused, this is comedy gold.

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:30:10 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

On board? I thought it was welcome ABOARD...? :0

darkknight941 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:13:07 on December 2, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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