Oh c'mon this is Prime Ellis. There's no way in my mind that he's not doing this intentionally. Not to mention that copying images that many times is tiring work. I just made this
[1] by copying and pasting the same image over and over and it was really tiring.
No, they don't. The first panel has pizza and a blue shirt, while the leftmost panel under it has pizza and a pink shirt. You can also find many other differences like that.
Alright, you are correct that there are more variations. I still only ever see each food having 2 different colors of corresponding shirt. Which makes it go from 5 very slight variations to 10.
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:55:59 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to say I'm fat but I got out of breath just watching him do those sit ups
I can't bring myself to even remotely dislike Adam. His comics aren't really all that funny, sure; but they're pretty much inoffensive and can at least make sense.
It's not like he's, say, Nipple Guy or that Alex the Feminist, or whatever those comics are called. They're just despicable. Adam is like the Uncle Joey of this sub; not funny, but tolerable and inoffensive.
Adam Ellis encompases the idea of comedy cemetery. Mild lack of humor combined woth low effort. Cringe failure and offensive flat-humor is kind of a stretch.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:22:26 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You say that now but wait until he makes another stinker then you'll remember
Oops, that was from a benchmark test we ran through the Adam Ellis Comics Generator Suite Professional 2018 Edition. The joke process crashed on launch but nobody really noticed.
It's not a spiral, though. The third largest panels in the third row make it not spin and the smallest are in a corner, so it couldn't have spun into there
I think it's pretty sad how he even acknowledged how much of a talentless hack he is but he takes no steps whatsoever towards improving himself
House923 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:30:43 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you got paid what he got paid would you honestly change what you do?
Meloetta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:48:13 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think he's paid a paltry or excessive amount. It's not like he's Buzzfeed's only cartoonist. I doubt he's in the income ranges that cause creative bankruptcy.
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Piffinatour ยท 722 points ยท Posted at 19:27:58 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh c'mon this is Prime Ellis. There's no way in my mind that he's not doing this intentionally. Not to mention that copying images that many times is tiring work. I just made this
[1] by copying and pasting the same image over and over and it was really tiring.[1]
OneGoodRib ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 20:43:51 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And it's not just copy and pasted, his shirt is a different color in each panel.
Well there's like 5 variations, but still!
Pipboy0003 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 05:15:22 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And different foods
King_of_the_Lemmings ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 05:35:18 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Each food corresponds with a shirt color. It's just 5 slight variations on a panel copy/pasted.
Account-978 ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 16:09:52 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No, they don't. The first panel has pizza and a blue shirt, while the leftmost panel under it has pizza and a pink shirt. You can also find many other differences like that.
King_of_the_Lemmings ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:13:27 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Alright, you are correct that there are more variations. I still only ever see each food having 2 different colors of corresponding shirt. Which makes it go from 5 very slight variations to 10.
[deleted] ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 21:55:59 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't want to say I'm fat but I got out of breath just watching him do those sit ups
Piffinatour ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:59:07 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He trained so hard his hair fell out!
CriminyJacket ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 21:26:40 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nice job. I really liked the easter egg in the middle.
psdnmstr01 ยท 62 points ยท Posted at 21:56:31 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you
SaikrTheThief ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 21:43:49 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck, back in I go.
Darkfire293 ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 00:02:21 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is it?
Mehseenbetter ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 02:00:18 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
No one tell him, make him search for it. (Yes there is one, yes it's worth the search)
georgeGraphy ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:11:19 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
IS THIS LE EPIC TROLLE?????????????????????????????
TheGoldenCaulk ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:04:03 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He didn't say "TROLOLOLOLOLOLO" so probably not epic
Darkfire293 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:48:59 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I literally searched the whole thing, what is it?
Mehseenbetter ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 11:06:38 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's a small little bar on one of the panels in the middle
Darkfire293 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:42:19 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What bar?
Mehseenbetter ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:52:34 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
On the right side of one if the panels there is a think bar
Edit: fuck autocorrect you guys prolly don't understand why if that I meant to say on the right side of one of the panels there is a thin bar
SupaHawtFiya ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:31:27 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i give up
LieutenantSkeltal ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:32:44 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What is it?
Snipufin ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 21:54:13 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah but if you were paid the same amount for copypasting as you would be paid for redrawing, would you rather do that?
aaronhowser1 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:38:36 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Clicking the middle mouse button to scroll down made it look like an animation
FluentInDuwang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 04:58:36 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah, this is actually pretty good. He knows what he did.
Cocoaboat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:52:55 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Needs more JPEG tbh
The_Pale_Blue_Dot ยท 426 points ยท Posted at 20:18:37 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Okay this one actually made me smirk
Ellis is meta. He knows what he's doing.
Roflkopt3r ยท 149 points ยท Posted at 23:15:49 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yeah this one is solid. Works both on a meta level and as a joke on its own.
FluentInDuwang ยท 43 points ยท Posted at 04:59:45 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't feel like this belongs here.
Hjhawley7 ยท 51 points ยท Posted at 15:05:37 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think it does, but only because r/comedycemetery doubles as the semi official Adam Ellis subreddit. It's a love/hate kinda relationship.
FluentInDuwang ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 15:06:47 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's like /r/TF2. We act like we hate him, but we need him.
quicktails ยท 188 points ยท Posted at 20:03:58 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I hope one day adam posts in the subreddit and graces us with his presence, he's clearly a lurker
Jeffisnotmyname ยท 65 points ยท Posted at 06:13:35 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He should do an ama here
bopbop66 ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 14:00:53 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
An ama where he copy/pastes the same answer to every question
[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 15:21:56 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That would be hilarious
noscope420bongshot ยท 24 points ยท Posted at 12:32:07 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"Why are your comics so fucking terrible?"
Istartedthewar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 01:26:44 on September 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
he already did
Eat_Mor3_Puss ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 21:35:51 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think we're being a little too hard on Adam at this point.
JabbaTheHuttButt ยท 119 points ยท Posted at 05:08:14 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I can't bring myself to even remotely dislike Adam. His comics aren't really all that funny, sure; but they're pretty much inoffensive and can at least make sense.
It's not like he's, say, Nipple Guy or that Alex the Feminist, or whatever those comics are called. They're just despicable. Adam is like the Uncle Joey of this sub; not funny, but tolerable and inoffensive.
KJ_The_Guy ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:07:43 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Adam Ellis encompases the idea of comedy cemetery. Mild lack of humor combined woth low effort. Cringe failure and offensive flat-humor is kind of a stretch.
[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:22:26 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You say that now but wait until he makes another stinker then you'll remember
SickOfShittyWPs ยท 108 points ยท Posted at 19:08:04 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oops, that was from a benchmark test we ran through the Adam Ellis Comics Generator Suite Professional 2018 Edition. The joke process crashed on launch but nobody really noticed.
Winter-Coffin ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 19:44:08 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
i love the golden ratio though
OpenStraightElephant ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 22:21:06 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
C-Could this be it?! The secret to the Infinite Spin?!
FluentInDuwang ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:00:47 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hey. I just came up with an original gag.
Excuse me!
Thegreatjuansby ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 22:31:59 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is adam ellis a secret stand user?
SupaKoopa714 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:41:06 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Could be, maybe his Stand's ability is being able to copy and paste things at an inhuman rate.
FluentInDuwang ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:07:43 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's actually incredibly powerful
Meester_Tweester ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 00:09:12 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It's not a spiral, though. The third largest panels in the third row make it not spin and the smallest are in a corner, so it couldn't have spun into there
Winter-Coffin ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 00:54:47 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
as far as i know it doesn't have to have a spiral to be a mathematical thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio
it wouldve looked better maybe if it spun, but i like how he kept multiplying by the last number of panels
SybariticLegerity ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 01:23:32 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The image in the OP doesn't really have anything to do with the golden ratio.
This one, however, does.
Logic_and_Memes ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 02:07:28 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nice
Winter-Coffin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:03:47 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
ohh
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sardiath ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 20:33:18 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Is this loss?
hat-TF2 ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 22:57:49 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He did actually do a Loss comic once
Samamu ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 01:46:53 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Nobody told me it was donut day!
1YardLoss ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 05:32:18 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Undisputed greatest Adam Ellis comic of all time.... Okay peach time was pretty good too
Samamu ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 06:37:08 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Don't think I've seen peach time, can you link it?
storryeater ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:07:53 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
At least here the copy pasting serves the joke, and the joke is... well, not good but not cemeterious.
TheBigKuhio ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 03:01:03 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Reminds me of "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: Got To Church"
Video version
anhud ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:04:52 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
JESUS DICK
[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 19:34:49 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Has R E C U R S I O N been achieved?
Someonewillnotice...
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 19:49:46 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Still funny
Thadenvy ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 22:16:43 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Adam Ellis but 4 billion times
[deleted] ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 21:21:18 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pretty sure Adam didnโt make this.
Why was this posted here? This is meta and funny.
XxX_FedoraMan_XxX ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 21:45:10 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He did make this, its on his official instagram
[deleted] ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 22:21:59 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Really? Holy shit. 2meta2fast
DoctorDizzyspinner ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 20:36:00 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Please do not do that.
putinsbearhandler ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 20:30:54 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's pretty sad how he even acknowledged how much of a talentless hack he is but he takes no steps whatsoever towards improving himself
House923 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 02:30:43 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
If you got paid what he got paid would you honestly change what you do?
Meloetta ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 10:48:13 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I don't think he's paid a paltry or excessive amount. It's not like he's Buzzfeed's only cartoonist. I doubt he's in the income ranges that cause creative bankruptcy.
putinsbearhandler ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 03:00:52 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I would hope so. But who knows
Weakstream ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 19:24:38 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oye hoye... this is bad.
epicender584 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 22:40:12 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
What a dialogue!
AdzyBoy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:57:02 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
So how many days is this?
anhud ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 05:09:13 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
1+4+16+16+64+256+256+256+1024+4096=5989 days if i'm not mistaken/blind.
Realoh ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 21:39:26 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
We reached full circle
TheRedCap30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:39:11 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
It looks like disembodied hands are giving Adam food.
Transwiththeplans ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:26:58 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
THERES TOO MANY OF THEM SIR!
_hyp3r_ ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:43:46 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Username checks out
MasterDisaster64 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 20:13:03 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Can we get a loss version?
stonedkyuby ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:28:50 on September 14, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I kinda wanna give him kudos for this but I haven't forgotten that he's an arrogant shit head
maguigui ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:33:08 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Wow Adam u fat fuck
SuperTurtle ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:15:53 on September 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
As if the "joke" itself wasn't already copy-pasted enough, he had to go whole hog with the images too.
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:36:30 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
He works for buzzfeed. He probably did good work back then but is now forced to do garbage and occassionally communicate with us this way
KingPoopty ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:09:09 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
The man spent more than a week eating nothing but hot dogs and fried chicken. Give him a break.
Samamu ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:45:45 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Oh no. It's Adam factorial.
iatenine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:04:23 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I think it's safe to say he's got our number.
He's got the alias... That we've been living under
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:49:29 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Hahaha cheeky adam
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:24:07 on September 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
This ones good at least this dude can roll with the punches