[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 23:55:33 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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iklalz ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:15:27 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's the joke. He wants to kill himself with the knife, but heats it up to prevent infection (which wouldn't matter, since he'd be dead anyways.) The implication is that he is stupid.
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
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--Truffles-- ยท 129 points ยท Posted at 22:46:55 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Read those both as eating the knife.
After going back I still don't get it...
findanegg ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:31:33 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
he stabs himself
[deleted] ยท -16 points ยท Posted at 23:55:33 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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iklalz ยท 69 points ยท Posted at 01:15:27 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
That's the joke. He wants to kill himself with the knife, but heats it up to prevent infection (which wouldn't matter, since he'd be dead anyways.) The implication is that he is stupid.
findanegg ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 00:51:13 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
to cauterize the wound
beat_tapes ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 02:52:07 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
this makes me REMEMBER GUMWAA
Bennings463 ยท 81 points ยท Posted at 04:17:38 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
My headcanon is that Gumwaa is so horrific, so absolutely terrifyingly eldritch, that the moment a human remembers it, they are consumed by madness.
undercome ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 06:01:33 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You just lost the gamewaa
Megafeto ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 16:49:34 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Fuck you.
[deleted] ยท -11 points ยท Posted at 04:06:58 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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coolreader18 ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 04:49:34 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
IronCretin ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:31:28 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Underrated comment.
hooya_loves_pepe ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:34:38 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
yeah but did you have two broken arms when you wrote this?
SuperCyka ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:08:46 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
kek
fatgay100 ยท 196 points ยท Posted at 23:43:28 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 Degree KNIFE VS NECK
NapstaDank ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 23:50:13 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You stole my karma
[deleted] ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 08:43:48 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
And now you're going to die
Raymond890 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 03:31:29 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
You stole his karma
SacMetro ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 05:31:46 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
turns on electro house music
[deleted] ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 00:36:31 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Well, If the suicide attempt fails, at least he won't have some awful disease
CookieDoughBlast ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 01:24:23 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
life hack
[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 03:03:26 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Sometimes literally
Malthetalthe ยท 12 points ยท Posted at 06:54:44 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"To do suicide"
Soarel2 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:55:08 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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Thebackup30 ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 06:59:44 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
AHAHAHAHA SUICIDE ๐๐
F O R G E T GUMWAA H A V E FUNWAA
Daplokarus ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 23:26:40 on August 18, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
๐DAE pasteurized knives???๐
drassaultrifle ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:09:14 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Cauterise
remove_krokodil ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:26:03 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I assumed he's just heating the knife to sterilise it.
Gorman_Fr33man ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 02:45:25 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Yes but at least it's racially diverse
drassaultrifle ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:09:45 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
gives answer
asks again
Top class
Somewhat_posing ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 05:40:03 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
๐๐
xWolfpaladin ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:51:12 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
better version of the joke
Vosmi ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 11:23:23 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Heat the knife and let the holy heat burn away the rotting cancer that is Funwaa!
NEVER FORGET GUMWAA ๐๐
CarsThatDrive ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:36:37 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
There's almost a decent joke there but it's so poorly executed that you can't laugh at it
r55r44 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:25 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
W H A T A D I A L O G U E
XtremePastry ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:02:00 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
I am ready to die, now.
PM_ME_CHUBBY_DOGGIES ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 16:32:34 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
why does nobody care that mintu is committing suicide
iatenine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 06:43:41 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
From the edgy of the knife
ChocoWafflePie ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:11:46 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Looking at this pains me..
KeddieKnuffelaar ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:06:13 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Classic mintu and chintu ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ
[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:04:52 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
"I'm gonna kill myself with a knife"
"yeah alright whatever but listen: why are you heating it?"
๐๏ธ supersayangoblin ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:34:35 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
S U I C I D E
Poomex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:04 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
MrGear resigned!
Stannaz99 ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 10:41:37 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Funwaa