What a dialogue!!

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ jackscapee ยท 4812 points ยท Posted at 22:13:02 on August 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


imnotquitedeadyet ยท 2368 points ยท Posted at 00:52:52 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is actually almost absurdly hilarious

Pixel64 ยท 920 points ยท Posted at 04:43:32 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The picture actually just gets funnier the more I look at it. What the fuck is a "Gumwaa"?! What's a "Funwaa"???

[deleted] ยท 593 points ยท Posted at 05:26:46 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Gumwaa: Sadness

The "waa" is a pathetic attempt at making it rhyme with Fun.

Danster21 ยท 340 points ยท Posted at 05:32:33 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Dammit, now how am I supposed to forget gumwaa?

capt-awesome-atx ยท 423 points ยท Posted at 07:02:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Obviously by having funwaa, you stupid idiot.

I________________ ยท 177 points ยท Posted at 11:52:32 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

DANSTER RESIGNED

RoguesScholar ยท 113 points ยท Posted at 14:02:53 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye ! !

YoureNotMom ยท 85 points ยท Posted at 14:22:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a dialogue!!

[deleted] ยท 123 points ยท Posted at 07:52:35 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

no the waa is bihari slang. In bihari there are a lot of Hindi words with waa added at the end. So that's why its fun waa and gumwaa

adventureclubtime ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:57:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's like the Bihari -izzle

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 20:22:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

more the cowboy, cause if my memory serves me well, cities don't thrive in Jungles

Dan-o-saurus ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 15:54:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The heck is bihari? Its bhojpuri lol

[deleted] ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 18:23:25 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What the FUCK is bhojpuri? Its potpourri.

[deleted] ยท -31 points ยท Posted at 10:24:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Inepta ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 13:31:30 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Was there a point to be made?

RoguesScholar ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:03:40 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Pixel64 ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 05:27:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you, that question was gnawing away at my soul.

[deleted] ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 12:14:06 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

i'm really really bad at rhyming so i told the wife whenever i make one she'd better be four on the floor within 30 seconds because i'm going to be at full-go ready to celebrate.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 15:30:44 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oya hoye...

LiaM_CS ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 15:29:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's how Waluigi pronounces "gum"

Expect2Die ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:40:58 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

The future!

AgentMuffin4 ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:03:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Can we have a bot to detect Funwaa branding on an image and explain what gumwaa is? Seems to be a common question.

[deleted] ยท 143 points ยท Posted at 11:00:33 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was a surreal meme at first

Rcmacc ยท 50 points ยท Posted at 14:26:10 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean replace their heads, misspell more stuff and make it a bit trippier and it fits

MY-HARD-BOILED-EGGS ยท 210 points ยท Posted at 08:06:33 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I genuinely laughed out loud. It's just so goddamn stupid and baffling and nonsensical. I might actually love it.

imnotquitedeadyet ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 08:51:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Just smoked and looked at it again and can't stop laughing now lol. The response feels like a great combo of self-awareness and shitty english

eatsleepmemesrepeat ยท 48 points ยท Posted at 11:12:52 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Not "almost". This is fantastic.

kjQtte ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 13:28:50 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I have a friend who loves these kinds of images, and he sends me stuff like this all the time. I don't really think this fits on comedycemetery, is there a sub for stuff like this?

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 17:35:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚aใ€€ghostใ€€withaใ€€dildo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[deleted] ยท 52 points ยท Posted at 14:10:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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kjQtte ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 14:20:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I wouldn't wish a panic disorder on my worst enemy. I hope you get better mate, best of luck.

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 19:29:04 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Paxil fixed my attacks

HaxxorElite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:00:23 on December 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Are you feeling better?

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 00:01:39 on December 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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HaxxorElite ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 00:03:33 on December 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

:D

redditalt1999 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 12:42:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I burst out laughing tbf

OneGoodRib ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 19:59:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Especially if you read "oye hoye" like its a 60s cartoon character laughing (like "nyHOI")

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:49:04 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I feel like this is something I might find on /r/surrealmemes

jludey ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:37:00 on September 5, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed. I wasn't expecting this nonsense.

sparks-and-flames ยท 1520 points ยท Posted at 22:36:46 on August 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye!

ThatguyMalone ยท 715 points ยท Posted at 00:11:43 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ•๏ฝ…

mchungames4441 ยท 158 points ยท Posted at 15:05:55 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ•๏ฝ…

TastyRancidLemons ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:37:21 on October 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Dialogue RESIGNED!

_Vinyl ยท 655 points ยท Posted at 23:52:21 on August 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why does rereading what the "joke" says in a comment make me laugh so hard?

runealex007 ยท 211 points ยท Posted at 13:19:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Because the context has changed, it's like when your friends start repeating a funny part of a joke or bad dialogue in a mocking voice. Except with strangers on an internet board.

Inb4 I wish I had friends

IwannaPeeInTheSea ยท 38 points ยท Posted at 13:59:31 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I used to hang out with this group of friends who would always just sit around quoting stuff. It was not my style they were so boring they couldn't even come up with original jokes. Basically Reddit in the form of a friend group; the average of every nerd in the world.

I have since found a new friend group full of much more interesting personalities for anyone worried.

2kittygirl ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 14:33:53 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My friends and I do this, and I think it's less of a comedy thing than it is an in-group-out-group thing. I just started a new job. This past weekend's events got brought up. When one of my coworkers replied "one! Hundrid! Natzi scalps!" I could think, oh cool, now I know I have something in common with that person. And then when someone didn't get it, we could talk about the movie. It's a way of finding common ground more than it's a joke.

stonedkyuby ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 18:37:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah. Sometimes my sister and I will quote lines from bad Anime OVAs that'll cause us to crack up, just because we associate the line with such a funny experience.

One of the OVAs we watched had a scene where a character says "konohanasakuya, I am tired, let me rest." The scene itself isn't that funny, but the entire OVA and everything leading up to that scene is so funny that just mentioning it makes her break down

Inepta ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:31:56 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Because now it's satire lol

TomWithASilentO ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:06:31 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's not satire, and that's now what satire is.

Inepta ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:40:27 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought a form of satire was mocking?

SorcererOfSoup ยท 59 points ยท Posted at 04:52:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you feel the need to let us know you laughed?

abcdefghijkelemenope ยท 203 points ยท Posted at 04:59:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you feel the need to question the reason he let us know he laughed?

iatenine ยท 93 points ยท Posted at 05:24:41 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I read this

DaMarco17 ยท 34 points ยท Posted at 06:20:06 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why do you feel the need to tell us you read his comment?

Sp33d0J03 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 06:34:47 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I read this too.

axelG97 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 16:17:31 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I didn't

AgentMuffin4 ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 17:04:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Upvoted

DoctorDizzyspinner ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 06:43:37 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm happy for ya

Sublimebro ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 14:59:25 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a Dialogue!

jonny_wonny ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 10:53:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He's not doing that. He's asking for the reason behind his laughter.

_Vinyl ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:30:39 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Why do feel the need to comment on anything, ever?

bobojojo12 ยท 145 points ยท Posted at 02:25:58 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

O Y E

H O Y E

[deleted] ยท 55 points ยท Posted at 05:22:54 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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IGotAKnife ยท 61 points ยท Posted at 08:46:12 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hey fuckin cowboy fuckin cowgirl how the fuck are you doing?!?

Snipufin ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 15:19:19 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

fuckin cheer fuckin girls, fuck yeah

ScaleyScrapMeat ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 13:00:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

what you talking

chendsai ยท -3 points ยท Posted at 06:02:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No

matthew28845 ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 08:32:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

F U N

W A A

throwaway_350 ยท 74 points ยท Posted at 02:28:52 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

that's a pretty common Indian exclamation

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 08:22:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does it mean anything?

CommodoreGenitals ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 09:36:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No, its just a multipurpose exclamation

Steam-ETHN ยท 31 points ยท Posted at 05:56:20 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

AH......................HOY! AH......HOY! AH..HOY! AH HOY AH HOY AH HOY AH HOY AH HOY!

AppleElektric ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:14:54 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

gotta do that hand thing

carsausage ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:28:38 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Aloha oe, Aloha oe...

ben10jimjams ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:25:53 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hoy, small fry!

ToastyMustache ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 12:46:57 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It almost reads like Yiddish.

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 08:39:24 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is it supposed to be oy vey?

[deleted] ยท 23 points ยท Posted at 08:49:33 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No. It's a Punjab expression. From a wedding folk song, I believe.

[deleted] ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 09:56:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Interesting

Tetragrade ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:30:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

my skhekhels!

mrthescientist ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 22:15:29 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I can only pronounce this in my head "o-ya ho-ya" like I'm half rabbi.

Angry_Marty ยท 913 points ยท Posted at 01:15:38 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

These get more and more surreal

thebigbadben ยท 416 points ยท Posted at 02:06:31 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And the off-brand emojis just get creepier

[deleted] ยท 68 points ยท Posted at 10:03:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Ymir_from_Saturn ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 10:49:41 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 78 points ยท Posted at 11:07:33 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

F A L S E

These mimNS

are P I L LrS

do not

TRUSttTTT

giulianosse ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 15:49:50 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Y eAS

but which

SHANPE

are you?

[deleted] ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 15:52:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Cun BE

And yet you are

T R I A G O N and allied with PILRs

[deleted] ยท 18 points ยท Posted at 16:50:37 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Do not TRUST THIS MAn

He *Work witH the

V E G E T A L S

[deleted] ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 16:51:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

FalsE

I ne ver worNked

with

Y O U

IsThisMeta ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 11:38:50 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

/r/ooer is where it's at

gabe_derp ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:13 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

why not ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ

sneakpeekbot ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 10:49:47 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
Spamduff ยท 419 points ยท Posted at 01:46:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is transcending this sub.

This is some Free Jazz Post-Irony shit right here.

potatoesarenotcool ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 04:01:35 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's S U R R E A L

manofsticks ยท 261 points ยท Posted at 02:38:20 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is like dialogue out of The Room

shellyshithead ยท 116 points ยท Posted at 08:25:19 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a dialogue Mark

The_Great_Curve ยท 72 points ยท Posted at 06:15:07 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Boy: You are tearing me apart !!!!!

Higarin ยท 133 points ยท Posted at 07:23:03 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NAHT

Oye hoye!

beakye7 ยท 42 points ยท Posted at 14:05:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

W H A T A DIALOGUE

sameth1 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 07:06:35 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Haha, what a story.

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:02:49 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I definitely have breast cancer

compscimemes ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 10:08:49 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye Mark

lol_gay ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 11:06:36 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

oye hoye, Mark

AWhiteKnight123 ยท 646 points ยท Posted at 23:24:20 on August 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

deleted What is this?

number1nugget ยท 381 points ยท Posted at 01:20:12 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye

Goodguy1066 ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 08:47:37 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

W.A.D.

Blizz310 ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 13:07:56 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Weapons of ass destruction ;)

WibblyWobblyWabbit ยท 127 points ยท Posted at 04:03:35 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I mean, everyone knows what Oye Hoye means. It's such a great dialogue.

[deleted] ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 06:28:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

YES OP PLEASE EXPLAIN

YOU HAVE PHYSICALLY INJURED ME WITH THIS ABOMINATION

theundeadturtle ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 07:04:34 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I FEEL PHYSICAL PAIN ALSO, THIS MEANS I AM FULLY HUMAN AND NOT A ROBOT

[deleted] ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 04:45:21 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think the joke is that the girl isn't paying attention to the guy, thus she isn't responding, causing the narrator to go, "Wow, what a great conversation, eh?"

[deleted] ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 05:25:15 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No, Oye hoye is an exclamation used as a substitute for "Wow!" or "I'm Impressed!".

Somehow this makes it worse.

i__want__to__die ยท 57 points ยท Posted at 05:05:39 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I thought it was a pun

"what a die-alogue!"

[deleted] ยท 36 points ยท Posted at 06:29:30 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

this makes me want to die

EpeeHS ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 10:47:55 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Alogue!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:12:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

pls kill me now

Danster21 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 05:31:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think the first line is what the creator really wanted to say. Since they can't just let the girl go unnoticed, they added her line with no content in it to keep the first line unchanged.

CummieUndies ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:43:18 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's not a riddle. It's a D I A L O G U E

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 14:33:13 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Forget Gumyuns eat Funyuns!

Le_Dinkster ยท 182 points ยท Posted at 22:57:00 on August 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a dialogue!

CodeReaper ยท 183 points ยท Posted at 02:07:39 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

THIS IS SO FUNWAA THAT I FORGOT MY GUMWAA

natemario64 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 21:34:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye Hoye..... What a dialogue!

callmesnake13 ยท 244 points ยท Posted at 02:23:14 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone else ever read these and wonder if you could move to India and be the funniest motherfucker with the smoothest game in the entire subcontinent?

Flipdatswitch ยท 110 points ยท Posted at 02:57:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You've just changed the game, go to India and become the most famous comedian by regurgitating Facebook memes and simple one sentence jokes or puns. What could go wrong with that easy clout

PangoroFanZ ยท 20 points ยท Posted at 04:49:18 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Indian hosts for any show regurgitate dead Facebook meme page jokes and old jokes

[deleted] ยท 35 points ยท Posted at 05:28:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Nah, you need some pathetic, really low effort jokes to be the funniest. That's just how it works here. High quality humor will not be ideal.

[deleted] ยท -30 points ยท Posted at 07:53:22 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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FluentInDuwang ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 08:14:43 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

have get

[deleted] ยท -42 points ยท Posted at 08:16:52 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

[deleted] ยท 45 points ยท Posted at 09:04:16 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah I prefer my penis to smell like my own hand as well

ThePsion5 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:08:08 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

How frequently do you smell your own dick that this is a concern of yours, exactly?

2SP00KY4ME ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 09:42:35 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Impying you can score anything but Ms Rosy Cheeks in the first place

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 17:43:41 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Don't worry, your dick can continue smelling like a rank cave mushroom.

carsausage ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:31:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yeah but, you have a chance to sleep with Tina and become the lore.

danawasnevermyfriend ยท 83 points ยท Posted at 02:00:56 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a dialogue Mark!

[deleted] ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 08:23:34 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Anyway how's your oye hoye?

MechaAaronBurr ยท 25 points ยท Posted at 13:35:35 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I did not gumwaa her, it's not true! It's bullshit!

rats740 ยท 79 points ยท Posted at 23:02:15 on August 15, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more deep frying.

Vidonscky ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 12:41:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
[deleted] ยท 89 points ยท Posted at 00:56:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

O Y E H O Y E

atombombbabyatombomb ยท 73 points ยท Posted at 01:22:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This had to have been made by someone in this sub. It has got to be ironic

leppyts ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 06:16:45 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ironic memes exist outside this subreddit ya kno

patjohbra ยท 33 points ยท Posted at 04:56:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm laughing, but probably not for the reason the creator intended

[deleted] ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 05:30:55 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Making cringiest unfunny "jokes" is a skill possessed by Indian meme pages.

Spearmintify ยท 56 points ยท Posted at 00:00:10 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

how do people like this exist

Tyshio_dan ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 13:57:46 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't know how or why. All I can tell you is, there is a country full of these people and I'm stuck with them.

[deleted] ยท 28 points ยท Posted at 05:44:31 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Guys, bad news: I forgot gumwaa

[deleted] ยท 21 points ยท Posted at 09:05:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

No that's good you're supposed to forget gumwaa

ThePsion5 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 13:17:16 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

But did he have funwaa? That's an essential part of the formula.

cuban_landscape ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 04:02:03 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Aha! Oh funwaa. This is quite the dialogue! :) Silly and fun, which is just the way I like it!

DWilli ยท 13 points ยท Posted at 04:52:07 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

G O O D H O Y E

awesomefacepalm ยท 16 points ยท Posted at 06:29:21 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I forgot gumwaa.

I just confusedwaa

crunchyintheory ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 01:30:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more nuking

DeepFryBot ยท 64 points ยท Posted at 01:34:28 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

bounco ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 03:19:03 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

GoodBot_BadBot ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 03:19:07 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Margerita94 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 02:56:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Could I trouble you for just a little more jpeg?

morejpeg_auto ยท 46 points ยท Posted at 02:56:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Could I trouble you for just a little more jpeg?

There you go!

I am a bot

canceroustumor1337 ยท 32 points ยท Posted at 03:15:14 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

beautiful

Dino_Guy_II ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:00:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

needs more frying

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:09:35 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

good bot

Chase_High ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 05:13:39 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Thank you for my new flair.

Looking4Maria ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 01:59:00 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Surreal memes

The_Great_Curve ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 06:09:25 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is just becoming absurd how unfunny this is

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 06:31:40 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It's practically cheating at this point

Fuck_Bastion2 ยท 22 points ยท Posted at 00:55:06 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Someone fucking nuke this

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 06:26:00 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

Capitalistmyanmar ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 06:47:18 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

He means make it a deep fried meme

ThePsion5 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:16:24 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'd actually prefer if someone printed this out, put it in the middle of a desert, and then dropped a hydrogen bomb on it.

FluentInDuwang ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 08:15:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Either works.

TimMeijer104 ยท 10 points ยท Posted at 08:23:30 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

FUNWAA? MORE LIKE "GIVE ME A GUNWAA"

Count_Succ ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:08:30 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

----O----

--O Y E--

----E----

darklord_6996 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 09:14:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

this is actually indian, its a common thing to say oye hoye after a stunning one liner Source: I'm Indian

eatsleepmemesrepeat ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:19:25 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That's magical. These jokes make India sound like such a whimsical place.

IsThisMeta ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 11:47:47 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone have an example of a well executed Indian joke that doesn't make me wonder how many circles of hell i am trapped in

SteamedKloom ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 05:24:54 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Forget Gumwaa Have Funwaa

Bino221 ยท 9 points ยท Posted at 10:45:37 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye Hoye needs to be a flair

TheSexualBrotatoChip ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 10:42:23 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye... India was a fucking mistake

BishWhere ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 06:30:58 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Forget Gumwaah, Have Funwaah

Anyone care to explain

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 09:07:08 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It only exists if you don't understand it. If someone explains it to you the text will disappear from all images and will have never happened in the first place

[deleted] ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 12:14:41 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

ou don't understand it. If someone explains it to you the text will disappear from all images and will have never happened in the first place

Gumwaa- sadness

Funwaa- a sad, pitiful attempt to rhyme and make it catchy

shurdi3 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 09:32:26 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Man, I'm on lyk 15 levels of irony here

ivarshot69 ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:54:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

https://imgur.com/gallery/APmlH

Another classic joke, its a hindu site btw with bait ads

Crimsai ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 13:36:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a dialogue!

Never-asked-for-this ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:14:49 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

OYE HOYE!

Imphmon ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 11:05:34 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is almost like an abstract poem or some shit.

midnight902_ ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 12:11:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Indiana Jokes and the forgotten Gumwaa

relevant_subredit ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 16:26:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm convinced funwaa is a lotus group ARG recruitment front.

sammacpam3 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 05:54:38 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This has to have a deeper meaning. Maybe it's some secret Russian code and we don't have the technology to crack it yet. The answers to life could be hidden in the words oye hoye

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 09:08:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Or it activates a Jason Bourne type sleeper agent

YouWannaSomeWang ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 07:01:56 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good thing they watermarked this in case someone stole it

Connie-the-Jellyfish ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 07:17:12 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

And that girl grew up to become Mr. Burns

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:07:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Underrated

[deleted] ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 07:27:19 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

oy vay

DevoutNihilist ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 13:39:59 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Haha what a dialogue, Mark.

PM_THE_GUY_BELOW_ME ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:38:12 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

OYE HOYE

[deleted] ยท 37 points ยท Posted at 05:01:46 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I keep reading this as part of a Trump speech:

I knew a girl, very nice, wonderful girl - loved roses, okay, you wouldn't believe, I mean I've seen roses, don't get me wrong, okay, I know so much about roses - when I moved in - they call it the Rose garden, first of all, and that's, I mean what a garden - am I right? We love the rose garden, I'm telling you, what I've done with it - well, how can you compare? Honestly, it's such - but the whole garden, with the house, so great, so, so wonderful, really, such [unintelligible] and if you think about it, but people don't think, do they? Honestly, I'm one of, I think, one of the great thinkers - I have such a good mind, okay, and I never get credit for it, but it's true, so I said, you know, look, I love you every day, am I right? I love you every day, like you wouldn't believe, you can't even imagine how much I love, and that's true. I've heard [unintelligible] she said, oye hoye, okay, what a dialogue

maanu123 ยท 17 points ยท Posted at 07:22:04 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What? How do you possibly make this about Trump?

I keep reading this as part of a Trump speech

No? Why would you do that? Do you read everything as part of a Trump speech?

Why do people try so hard to shoehorn Trump into everything. That is absolutely nonsensical, that you typed that poor satire up and expect us to believe you ACTUALLY read that as part of a Trump speech.

Unbelievable.

[deleted] ยท 30 points ยท Posted at 08:15:51 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What? How do you possibly make this about Trump?

I keep reading this as part of a Trump speech

No? Why would you do that? Do you read everything as part of a Trump speech?

Why do people try so hard to shoehorn Trump into everything. That is absolutely nonsensical, that you typed that poor satire up and expect us to believe you ACTUALLY read that as part of a Trump speech.

Unbelievable.

I keep reading this as part of a Trump speech:

I knew a Trump speech, very nice, wonderful speech - loved Trump speeches, okay, you wouldn't believe, I mean I've seen speeches, don't get me wrong, okay, I know so much about speeches - when I moved in - they call it a satire, first of all, and that's, I mean what a speech - am I right? We love the Trump speeches, I'm telling you, what I've done with it - well, how can you compare? Honestly, it's such - but the whole speech, with the satire, so great, so, so wonderful, really, such [unintelligible] and if you think about it, but people don't think, do they? Honestly, I'm one of, I think, one of the great thinkers - I have such a good mind, okay, and I never get credit for it, but it's true, so I said, you know, look, I satirized Trump speeches, am I right? I satirize Trump speeches every day, like you wouldn't believe, you can't even imagine how much I satirize, and that's true. I've heard [unintelligible] she said, 'Unbelievable'.

NexusRay ยท 7 points ยท Posted at 09:00:00 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

maanu123 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:56:17 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Yours has actual effort

His was scraping the bottom of the barrel

[deleted] ยท -8 points ยท Posted at 09:58:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

maanu123 ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 10:29:16 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Like, it's comedycemetry, no need to make the comments a cemetery too.

trevy_mcq ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:07:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I don't understand this

pomegranate2012 ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 08:05:12 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You know how a rose only lasts one day, but human children die every day?

That's a dialogue.

[deleted] ยท 14 points ยท Posted at 09:06:09 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

When the moon hits your eye

And I die every day

thats a dialogue

pomegranate2012 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 09:49:02 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Roses are red

Babies are blue

Cot death's a killer

boo hoo hoo

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 02:26:54 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What's supposed to be the joke here?

[deleted] ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:15:04 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Is this how americans see us Indians?

Not all of us are like this dont judge us

bltsmith ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 12:28:32 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm judging.

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:48:03 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

if i were you, i would too smh

Slazzechofe ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 15:09:09 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is borderline surreal/bonehurting material.

MonkeyOnYourMomsBack ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:15:22 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I stared at this like I stare at the TV whenever I watch an old sitcom and they deliver a punchline

OldBirdWing ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 17:22:16 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is like bone hurting juice but more watermarks

Broken_Biscuits ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 16:09:16 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It turns out that Oye Hoye is a Punjabi song, the kid is using the lyrics to say nice things to the girl who immediately recognised the song as Oye Hoye!

http://www.lyricsbell.com/oye-hoye-oye-hoye-jaz-dhami/

FluentInDuwang ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:13:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is the best thing on this subreddit.

rileyk ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 08:31:25 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I think I just had a stroke

Thebackup30 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 10:14:53 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Whoever creates those memes is Shakespeare of our time.

Ellikichi ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:06:54 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

My interpretation is that the girl didn't reply because she had just died for the boy. Because secretly, she loved him too. Now it's a tragic twist ending!

KomradeKapitalist ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 12:25:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Endut, Hoch Hech!

starite ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 22:59:04 on August 20, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What the hell was that?!

[deleted] ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 13:50:45 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye

edgy-boy ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:11:06 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[using funwaa](funwaa.com) is almost cheating

Wakkajabba ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 15:13:06 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This made me laugh out loud

SaveTheSpycrabs ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 04:12:18 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. No deep fried meme with joke acronyms and ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ emojis can top this.

TheMusicalTrollLord ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:12:21 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

needs more jpeg

michelleiscoolyo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:07:01 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

oye hoyyyeee

Jataka ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 05:58:45 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone else feel like these character drawings are strangely reminiscent of Charlie Brown and Lucy?

ytguy1223 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:14:58 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What........

BTSInDarkness ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:58:24 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What a beautiful language, Oye Hoye 4 U

deadarmy1986 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 12:57:56 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This just angers the fuck outta me.

dsled ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 13:35:41 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This must be satire?

xChinky123x ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 14:32:04 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

When you know exactly what they've translated to English from...

ParmesanHomeboy ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:13:03 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I laughed, this is pretty funny imo

tasos500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:30:04 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more frying.

DeepFryBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:34:42 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

tasos500 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:46:32 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

MORE NUKING

Norci ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:48:24 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Can we please not.. ;_;

LithB ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 15:50:33 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Kill me.

PlanesWalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:31:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more frying

DeepFryBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:32:15 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

PlanesWalk ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:34:13 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more frying

Mikeman124 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 16:35:57 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

O Y E H O Y E

turdmogrol ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:02:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oof ouch owie

Punkwasher ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:44:00 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What the fuck? Is he Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons?

GuruRoo ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:00:31 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye, me bones!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:03:11 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Looks like the writer had a mental stroke when he started to write this

PremierBromanov ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 18:51:52 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Quit butchering my language!

myhihi1 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 20:21:19 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

What's the punchline?

Wolftrex ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 21:13:09 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I read that oy hoye as the japanese punk-esque "Oi oi oi" and it's the funniest shit ever

JewsAreGreat ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 02:05:16 on August 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I'm killing myself right now

OfficialWilliamTaft ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 07:02:44 on August 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

GIRL RESIGNED

PerogiXW ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:58:36 on August 19, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oye hoye!

[deleted] ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 09:00:41 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I kept saying this while playing mass effect andromeda

AmericanToastman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:20:40 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more frying

DeepFryBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 11:23:52 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

Svoror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:54:05 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

AmericanToastman ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 11:25:25 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more frying

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 14:42:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

[deleted]

DeepFryBot ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 14:43:24 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

Svoror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

[deleted] ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 01:14:01 on August 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Needs more nuking

DeepFryBot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:14:28 on August 17, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

Dino_Guy_II ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 13:09:27 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

needs more frying

DeepFryBot ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 13:11:16 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Here you go.

Beep! I'm a bot. Info.

Svoror ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 19:53:48 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Good bot

Dino_Guy_II ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 13:11:44 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

needs more nuking

aunty_kelii ยท -1 points ยท Posted at 17:16:18 on August 16, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

This site pretty much sums up the entire subreddit.