omg this is so me

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ sirlaffsalot47 ยท 352 points ยท Posted at 17:48:09 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)


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nothing_in_my_mind ยท 189 points ยท Posted at 19:05:48 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

DAE exchange currency for goods and services?

someedgycunt ยท 29 points ยท Posted at 20:39:15 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Eh? Explain!

nothing_in_my_mind ยท 39 points ยท Posted at 22:01:09 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Does anyone other than myself engage in some kind of trade with other human beings, where pieces of paper that represent a certain amount of wealth is exchanged with items and services that are necessary for human survival and/or recreation?

pedroraison ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 03:03:05 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
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douko ยท 19 points ยท Posted at 22:13:07 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Many peanuts!

someedgycunt ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:50:37 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

You get the orange arrow cause you made a funny

tcoolb ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:51:23 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
cancerkidette ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:23:59 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
sneakpeekbot ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 22:24:14 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
QueenCharla ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 04:43:45 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

That whole sub is /r/comedycemetery

billythewarrior ยท 53 points ยท Posted at 18:19:37 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"The Comedy Humor".

bopbop66 ยท 11 points ยท Posted at 02:38:48 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Common Thoughts"

Imagine actually labeling your own comedy twitter as mundane right from the get go

Piffinatour ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 23:22:14 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Ah, my favorite of the Bodily Humours

CodeReaper ยท 5 points ยท Posted at 23:34:38 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Really? I've always been partial to Black Bile.

Fuck_Bastion2 ยท 26 points ยท Posted at 20:22:38 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

DOES ANYONE ELSE EAT FOOD

CodeReaper ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 23:35:13 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

R E L A T A B L E XDd

smekaren ยท 15 points ยท Posted at 22:05:56 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Common T H O T S

[deleted] ยท 8 points ยท Posted at 23:20:59 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)
bonkiii ยท 6 points ยท Posted at 22:10:11 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I ingest nutritious material in order to remain in a state of living, DAE do that? also, does anyone breathe, too?

BryceBoltzmann ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 22:49:42 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Hahahaha, pizza and bacon, right guys?

[picture of fat cat]

I'm not gonna lie, this is totally me every time I get paid

Sons_Of_Mexico ยท 3 points ยท Posted at 00:19:26 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

AS A FELLOW HUMAN I ALSO REQUIRE NUTRIENTS FOR SUSTENANCE

iatenine ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 01:26:52 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

With cold, dead eyes, a face created by a day 3 CGI student in the 90s and a shoulder I can dislocate like I'm part fucking python

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ sirlaffsalot47 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:42:40 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I've read your comment five times and I still have no idea what the he you're trying to say.

iatenine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:44:09 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Throw the words "I spend money on food like" to the beginning of it

haikubot-1911 ยท 4 points ยท Posted at 03:44:12 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Throw the words "I spend

Money on food like" to the

Beginning of it

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hat-TF2 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:36:44 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ sirlaffsalot47 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:46:20 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

I spend money on food like with cold, dead eyes, a face created by a day 3 CGI student in the 90s and a shoulder I can dislocate like I'm part fucking python

Wtf are you saying?? Are you supposed to add a comma after "in the 90s"? Jesus man this shouldn't be that difficult.

iatenine ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 03:59:23 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Oh wait, drop the word "like" actually. As for the Oxford comma, I think you should be able to figure that one out

wparishtd ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 03:17:20 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

Y is there a band on each individual bill?

Darkfire293 ยท 2 points ยท Posted at 19:45:40 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

It doesn't even use the new emojis.

JN_Lawrence ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 01:56:39 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

not just any regular comedy humour.

THEEE comedy humour!

Dragon7076 ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 08:02:49 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

"Common thoughts"

"Lowest common denominator relatability"

Tylerorsomething ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 11:51:34 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

DOES ANYONE ELSE OCCASIONALLY MAKE A SPENDING DECISION THAT RESULTS IN FEELING LIKE YOU COULD HAVE SPENT LESS?

sneakygingertroll ยท 1 points ยท Posted at 17:21:26 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

this is kinda funny if its a depressing meme about binge eating disorder

CrimsonBarberry ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 21:27:50 on August 12, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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Boarbaque ยท 0 points ยท Posted at 05:06:35 on August 13, 2017 ยท (Permalink)

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