Moon-Man923 · 421 points · Posted at 15:19:41 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Damn i think this is the first time ive seen this comic without distortion

SwissPlease · 840 points · Posted at 15:00:41 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

More like the T H I C C adventures of billy and mandy lmao

S14danilach · 96 points · Posted at 17:54:58 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Buenas dias 👅

2xedo · 55 points · Posted at 22:02:43 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Buenos diASS

veggiemudkipz · 78 points · Posted at 19:38:12 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Also how the hell have you guys not heard of buenos dias mandy? It's a fresh shitpost meme i thought

DreamsOfCheeseForgot · 27 points · Posted at 02:00:18 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's much better as a video.

CJEntusBlazeIt_420 · 20 points · Posted at 07:09:59 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

i want this guy to narrate all of the comics on this sub

Throw_away_name123 · 12 points · Posted at 11:24:02 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

That mic gain tho. Straight up eating it.

video_descriptionbot · 8 points · Posted at 19:38:28 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

SECTION	CONTENT
Title	Buenos dias Mandy
Length	0:00:14

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[deleted] · 226 points · Posted at 17:22:22 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

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johngreenink · 144 points · Posted at 18:35:03 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

heh heh... it's those hot crushed hands, eh??

[deleted] · 37 points · Posted at 01:37:09 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Makes you wanna blow up their body and take their hands

platypootis · 36 points · Posted at 05:24:57 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

^{^{^was}} ^{^{^that}} ^{^{^a}} ^{^{^JoJo}} ^{^{^reference}}

yaboievannn · 16 points · Posted at 12:09:33 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

big if true

Megareddit64 · 9 points · Posted at 15:41:27 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is a beautiful duwang.

QueenCharla · 50 points · Posted at 19:29:14 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Not as hot as broken arms.

NotLordShaxx · 105 points · Posted at 21:20:00 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

/r/ComedyCemetery

MistahWiggums · 37 points · Posted at 19:37:09 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Can never escape it.

johngreenink · 13 points · Posted at 19:34:40 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

"mom?"

StopWhiningScrub · 5 points · Posted at 02:14:29 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

But... Your username...

red_leaves · 25 points · Posted at 18:12:15 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Hi, hi, hi, hi!!

rebirthinreprise · 11 points · Posted at 09:22:54 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

billy's bizarre adventure

Limubay · 533 points · Posted at 15:05:31 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Make thhe BOOBS

MORE

SEEABLE

DEUS_VULT_SARACENS · 159 points · Posted at 21:55:15 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This makes me ***HAVE SEX***

Generallynice · 114 points · Posted at 17:36:45 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

TTTHR iarsss is gererfbhughge-= gre aattt andd na dnndnnaanan djdnna dnandnd dnana abd anad my coccccccccccckdke kkeke cock cck usjisjn sisi s ueu susu suisis s ssisiic is au aisis siisis sb bisiis eiie sis h8gbb g i gugeh suggg gu eg ggugug gug gu huge

Commander-Pie · 81 points · Posted at 20:16:39 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Are you having a stroke?

XDnkmn_crng_nmX · 34 points · Posted at 21:03:33 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

I don't know, but one things certain.

I do after reading that

Limubay · 47 points · Posted at 22:43:56 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's a corrupted "This is great and my cock is huge."

Avalire · 9 points · Posted at 23:13:10 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

How the hell did you manage to decipher that?

Limubay · 28 points · Posted at 23:23:38 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

I recognized the word "cock" in the middle of all that, and being a frequent user of this subreddit I recalled the infamous inside joke.

Death_Proof_EP · 9 points · Posted at 03:42:34 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

http://m.imgur.com/OxC8PYX?r

Anthonyrme · 9 points · Posted at 21:52:02 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

wtf

mapent · 104 points · Posted at 17:05:36 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is truly a special submission. Where did you find this??

🎙️ DoucheLaGargen · 60 points · Posted at 17:20:58 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Facebook

mapent · 24 points · Posted at 20:36:55 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

well then Hi,hi,hi,hi!!

WhosCountin · 97 points · Posted at 00:15:07 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Here's the full comic, guys... The full amateur hentai comic.

This is incredibly NSFW.

The comments led me down this rabbit hole. If I had to see it, you do too.

LevyMartinez · 34 points · Posted at 02:44:56 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

BUENOS DIOS MANDY

throwaway_ghast · 9 points · Posted at 08:46:42 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

AY PAPI

Teh-Piper · 31 points · Posted at 02:25:40 on June 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

So because of broken arms (I'm reaching here, I know) Billy gets sexually pleased

WhosCountin · 5 points · Posted at 03:15:54 on June 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

You're reaching? Is this some kind of reference? I'm lost.

Teh-Piper · 7 points · Posted at 11:49:27 on June 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

An old reddit thread

Natejitsu · 7 points · Posted at 03:47:23 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Doing God's work

[deleted] · 522 points · Posted at 15:27:22 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

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kirbyiscool200 · 284 points · Posted at 17:36:17 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

The last panel is so unnecessary, it's great.

MrEdBadger · 173 points · Posted at 18:24:02 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

With crushed hands, he'll never smack another ass again

throwaway_ghast · 9 points · Posted at 08:45:37 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Until Grim makes him new ones that get him into even more trouble.

orecros · 100 points · Posted at 21:07:54 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

That's the funniest part. He didnt get run over by a car, only his fucking hands did

Ikea_Man · 27 points · Posted at 15:07:34 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

it turns out the crushed hands are part of the story where Mandy has to help him use the bathroom which leads into sex

source: why did I look at that

beamoflaser · 158 points · Posted at 17:36:03 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Seriously, its soo stupid that its good. I would like to see. More from this author

TheGoldenCaulk · 70 points · Posted at 20:58:52 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

I would also like. To see more from this author

[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 22:44:45 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This. Is so: bad? But. It’s for some, reason really! Funny. I’d actually love? To see; more.

Shpitzick · 6 points · Posted at 09:00:57 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah I find it. Quite funny

WhosCountin · 46 points · Posted at 00:13:38 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is the first page of an amateur hentai comic.

Another comment here alerted me to that.

You do not want to see more from this author. NSFW IF THAT WASN'T ABUNDANTLY CLEAR

Backupusername · 43 points · Posted at 06:35:58 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Oh. The broken hands are actually a plot point.

At first, I was upset because that completely removes the absurdity by making it purposeful, and the humor is just gone. Then, I got upset because Mandy would break Billy's hands herself if he tried that shit, and then tell him to apologize.

And then I realized all the other, far more significant issues with what I was reading and kind of got scared for myself that it took so long to realize I was reading a Spanish Billy & Mandy porn comic and critiquing the writing.

izzohead · 2 points · Posted at 21:47:29 on June 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

What a time to be alive

shadmere · 21 points · Posted at 03:13:54 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

This link is mobile cancer, by the way.

Edit: oh my god he literally broke his arms

WhosCountin · 27 points · Posted at 03:14:42 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Oh yeah, getting to it, reading it, and posting it here was an adventure. I had to quit my mobile browser twice!

Siri RESIGNED😂😂😂

JayLime · 12 points · Posted at 04:30:18 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Your phone is doing all it can to keep you from viewing this filth

Ikea_Man · 9 points · Posted at 15:10:07 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

YOU MUST UPGRADE YOUR ANDROID LAUNCHER OR YOUR PHONE WILL BE LOCKED IN ONE DAY

Pkmn_Gold · 7 points · Posted at 09:54:22 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Someone post it to imgur?

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 03:25:54 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

what did i just read

WhosCountin · 5 points · Posted at 03:26:55 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Ask ur dick 😂😂😂😂😂

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 03:29:55 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

he won't answer

he... isn't responding to any stimuli

WhosCountin · 17 points · Posted at 03:30:25 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well, I have no choice:

Penis R E S I G N E D

[deleted] · 8 points · Posted at 03:32:27 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

you dropped these:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

WhosCountin · 3 points · Posted at 03:38:42 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

😂 R E S I G N E D

zipfour · 60 points · Posted at 18:12:00 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

volume warning

Lord_jyraksiz · 24 points · Posted at 21:37:00 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

i watched this 5 times now and the screaming always makes me laugh.

secaedelcielo · 14 points · Posted at 22:06:20 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

The gringo pronunciation of this really bugs me, even through the filter.

finkmac · 4 points · Posted at 02:11:58 on June 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

better vid

video_descriptionbot · 2 points · Posted at 02:12:03 on June 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Description	Imbecil
Length	0:00:10

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secaedelcielo · 2 points · Posted at 14:10:37 on June 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

Thank you for rectifying the situation, stranger.

video_descriptionbot · 13 points · Posted at 18:12:10 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Lintilion · 101 points · Posted at 16:53:30 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

BUENOS

DIAS

[deleted] · 181 points · Posted at 16:12:37 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

[deleted]

jacksonbarrett · 77 points · Posted at 16:24:19 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is ridiculous haha

zipfour · 34 points · Posted at 18:10:07 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This comic is fucking hilarious OP

madali0 · 7 points · Posted at 21:27:27 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

I also enjoyed it.

Shinytyph · 96 points · Posted at 15:19:33 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Billy's hands RESIGNED

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 09:54:44 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Did he break his arms too?

AnvilPro · 32 points · Posted at 17:50:58 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nice to see that it's not just Americans that make shitty webcomics

Avalire · 31 points · Posted at 23:11:37 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Wym, 90% of the bro stuff here is from India.

[deleted] · 56 points · Posted at 16:38:12 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm more impressed they actually kept Mandy without a nose.

Yimbaz · 50 points · Posted at 19:17:34 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

They spent the design budget on those N I P S

[deleted] · 54 points · Posted at 18:55:45 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

you will never fuck thicc Mandy

why even live

veggiemudkipz · 28 points · Posted at 19:36:39 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

How dare you put buenos dias mandy on here

Transwiththeplans · 23 points · Posted at 18:20:46 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Get fucked Billy

throwaway_ghast · 3 points · Posted at 08:47:02 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

He tried. :(

HoboThatSteals · 23 points · Posted at 19:21:07 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Are people aware this is from a (so called) hentai? I'm not even kidding. Look it up.

WhosCountin · 10 points · Posted at 00:01:27 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Look it up.

I did.

What is wrong with me?

edit: just to be clear, he's 100% telling the truth

cyrus233 · 17 points · Posted at 21:20:56 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is objectively hilarious.

[deleted] · 38 points · Posted at 17:08:34 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Holy fuck i love this

its just perfect in every way

Natejitsu · 15 points · Posted at 03:44:46 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

The fact that the punchline is that a buff Spanish-speaking Billy ends up getting his hands run over by a car makes this so-bad-it's-good. It's like a Spanish alien tried to make a comic.

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 22:44:02 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is so fucking terrible that it actually made me laugh. Whoever made this, good job. I laughed, but I also got autism, and my autism got cancer, and my autism’s cancer got AIDS. Fabulous.

FelipeVoigt · 18 points · Posted at 18:03:08 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This is so weird it actually made me laugh

eatsleepmemesrepeat · 19 points · Posted at 18:54:30 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Has anyone ever seen that "Mr. Spring" short that played before one of the old MST3K features? It stars an animated, anthropomorphic spring who curses a man to live life without the benefit of spring technology. His doors won't close, his car won't start, his watch is broken, etc, and every single time it happens the camera cuts to a long shot of Mr. Spring giggling and saying "Mmm, no spriiiiings!". After an bizarrely long, extended sequence of one device after another failing catastrophically, each time punctuated by the little anthropomorphic spring's giggling, the man finally gives in and begs Mr. Spring to take back this curse. So the little guy obliges and then the guy can live his life again. Just when you think the insane spectacle has come to an end, the man arrives to a golf course and stars golfing with his friends. We're only halfway through. Another nightmarishly repetitive sequence begins, this time with the man just naming out loud to his increasingly-wearied "friends" a list of every single object in the galaxy that contains a spring. It is hilariously nonsensical and truly one of the most unique film experiences I've ever had.

What I'm trying to say is that this comic is exactly like that short, in every way. It's fucking insane and I have no idea why it exists, let alone why they hired a madman to make it.

King_of_the_Lemmings · 5 points · Posted at 19:04:52 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's the beginning page of a porn comic. That's why it seems nonsensical.

perona13 · 9 points · Posted at 05:50:49 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

The ending of this comic is by far the funniest thing I've seen on this sub.

HeshMan96 · 8 points · Posted at 01:32:40 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

https://i.redd.it/ghymu5x7ru4z.jpg

EntropicReaver · 7 points · Posted at 05:49:25 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

this is unironically funny

Punkwasher · 5 points · Posted at 19:19:39 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Teenage Bill Plympton realized when he discovered his drawing ability that he could draw his own porn. He went on to become a reasonable famous hilarious creative animator and I read his book on silly porn comics and they're frankly, pretty fucking great.

I am reminded of this, because clearly some horny thirteen year old tried something more tame, or... I don't know, it's just worse and I never thought I might want to discourage someone from making art, but that's basically this whole sub.

Danny1994m · 10 points · Posted at 16:42:12 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Holy shit...

NOBLExGAMER · 4 points · Posted at 20:07:09 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

¿Pero por qué?

its_a_me_garri_oh · 4 points · Posted at 06:33:19 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

HOMBRE ES MUERTO!!😂😂😂

Lukethehedgehog · 5 points · Posted at 10:20:13 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

LAS MANOS RENUNCIARON😂😂😂

AwkwardNoah · 2 points · Posted at 19:05:53 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

My childhood is ruined

nofapandchill55 · 2 points · Posted at 21:35:37 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

This has to be satire

IshiTheShepherd · 2 points · Posted at 00:09:07 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

🅱🅾🅾🅱s

Splinterbee · 2 points · Posted at 07:07:41 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

ngl, I haven't laughed this hard in a while, its just so... absurd...

tdtbaa · 2 points · Posted at 10:37:47 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

when people say that there's no such thing as perfect i send them buenos dias mandy to prove them wrong

DatAwsomness · 1 points · Posted at 23:48:20 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Slightly /r/rule34

Megafeto · 1 points · Posted at 02:45:33 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

"Good evening Mandy!"

"Douchebag!"

The_Great_Curve · 1 points · Posted at 02:52:30 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

is...is that car driving on the sidewalk?

oneeasypod · 1 points · Posted at 04:20:35 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

BlizzLeaf · 1 points · Posted at 06:47:28 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

V I L E

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 08:20:44 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Reminds me of the Triplets of Belleville.

madayagsimu · 1 points · Posted at 08:46:40 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Jesus Christ, I can never unsee this. This was my favorite show back then.

PistolTiger · 1 points · Posted at 09:11:14 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

I think this turns into incest, i'm so glad i dont have to see it again.

Squiddy0912 · 1 points · Posted at 05:28:18 on June 23, 2017 · (Permalink)

I don't think they're siblings.

Haven't watched it in about 10 years, though.

lolstaz · 1 points · Posted at 13:42:34 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

This comic is actually not meant to be funny as it is a porn comic with a bizarre setup

PremierBromanov · 1 points · Posted at 14:45:43 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

hahaha why did his hands get run over

california_wombat · 1 points · Posted at 13:40:37 on June 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

LMAO

TheCabbagePatch · 1 points · Posted at 16:50:29 on July 3, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lmao someone doesn't get how memes work.

Your-Teacher-Is-Shit · 1 points · Posted at 06:30:46 on July 16, 2017 · (Permalink)

HIS TOUNGE

acertenay · 1 points · Posted at 21:18:33 on August 24, 2017 · (Permalink)

source?

NotGmoney5 · 1 points · Posted at 18:24:02 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Hi,hi,hi,hi!!

VarysIsAMermaid69 · 1 points · Posted at 20:38:48 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Damn Mandy THICC

VarysIsAMermaid69 · 1 points · Posted at 20:38:48 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Damn Mandy THICC

niggur_poop · -2 points · Posted at 18:07:25 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

what. I love Billie and mandi this is actually very creative

TheBrianJ · -3 points · Posted at 19:36:19 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

Will I be cruicifed if I say that I thought the ORIGINAL Billy and Mandy was already Comedy Cemetery enough?

serventofgaben · -5 points · Posted at 17:39:05 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

what is that, French?

nanomaster · 10 points · Posted at 00:23:30 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

imbecil!!

big_baby_yeezus · 16 points · Posted at 17:55:36 on June 21, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's spanish

Pkmn_Gold · 3 points · Posted at 03:40:13 on June 22, 2017 · (Permalink)

Español

I don't even know

SEEABLE

wtf

This is incredibly NSFW.

Siri RESIGNED😂😂😂

BUENOS

DIAS