you can't join our shit circlejerk if you don't RESPECT THESE RULES

[deleted] · 226 points · Posted at 21:01:45 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

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Orange_And_Purple · 75 points · Posted at 01:10:21 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Y'oure, duh

Some people

yaboievannn · 56 points · Posted at 01:17:32 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

ive contracted cancer reading thesestdve

yaboievannn · 31 points · Posted at 01:17:44 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

what the fuck happened

Orange_And_Purple · 19 points · Posted at 01:23:13 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

You used two `s, which is inline code markdown.

yaboievannn · 25 points · Posted at 01:24:09 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

rhetorical question. i was looking for updoots

[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 03:58:46 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Doot Doot

yaboievannn · 5 points · Posted at 10:28:32 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

thanks mr skeletal

Orange_And_Purple · 4 points · Posted at 01:24:19 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lol

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 23:09:49 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

fuck ``ing hell

AmericanToastman · 8 points · Posted at 09:21:41 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Your'e'de've'ste

osama_bin_lederhosen · 12 points · Posted at 02:53:25 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Not only that but it was whatever that thing on the tilde key is, not even an apostrophe

[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 07:28:53 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

iirc german keyboards don't have normal apostrophes

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 10:26:35 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

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dontcareaboutreallif · 2 points · Posted at 09:38:57 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

M'your'e

starkillerrx · 3 points · Posted at 19:44:16 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

M'your'e'st've'd

[deleted] · 161 points · Posted at 00:48:54 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

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telepaper · 35 points · Posted at 13:44:26 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's easy to eat if it's been digested twice

conalfisher · 4 points · Posted at 15:28:51 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I think the Moon Moon joke was from ifunny, actually

MiniatureBadger · 30 points · Posted at 15:36:47 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I'm pretty sure it was a Tumblr post about what your wolf name would be, and someone got Moon Moon so it became a running joke.

Thenewfoundlanders · 0 points · Posted at 18:54:26 on April 14, 2017 · (Permalink)

But moon moon is the name of that one wolf from WoW, is it possibly from taken from that? Or am I out of my league here 🤔

starkillerrx · 3 points · Posted at 19:44:44 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nah, Tumblr

[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:35:25 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

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TheGeopoliticusChild · 5 points · Posted at 15:42:37 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Moon Moon was good

leondrias · 314 points · Posted at 20:49:31 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

god, it's like an even worse version of those "rules of Imgur".

SkrublordPrime · 94 points · Posted at 21:53:27 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

All of those are from somewhere else

jaco9307 · 33 points · Posted at 09:54:08 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Everything on 9gag is from somewhere else.

[deleted] · 48 points · Posted at 07:38:31 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

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AltimaNEO · 1 points · Posted at 15:37:45 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Lol OMG so randumb

BurgerLaowai · 40 points · Posted at 06:30:33 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Didn't the whole banana-for-scale start on Reddit?

iklalz · 61 points · Posted at 09:12:36 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nothing original ever came from 9gag.

Lord_jyraksiz · 19 points · Posted at 10:38:43 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

No. It was used in blog and facebook posts as far back as 2005 but it got popular in imgur.

AltimaNEO · 7 points · Posted at 15:38:18 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Even Reddit stole it from somewhere else

TheGoldenCaulk · 20 points · Posted at 15:03:07 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

"Never use the following retard units"

You mean units that put men on the moon?

carnige · 10 points · Posted at 19:41:20 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

~~the first mission used a combination of both systems, and NASA is transitioning to SI~~ europe amirite

TheGoldenCaulk · 2 points · Posted at 20:02:38 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

cmondudedontruinthejoke

carnige · 2 points · Posted at 20:07:45 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

fixed

TheGoldenCaulk · 2 points · Posted at 20:17:59 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Nice, it's perfect

Psychic_Monkey · 6 points · Posted at 15:58:49 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

SI units bruh

Flinky_ · 8 points · Posted at 23:57:48 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

Is Austria/Australia a common thing? I feel like there's some potential for real memes, provided it didn't originate in 9Gag or a rehash of a meme from before I entered the market

dnzgn · 5 points · Posted at 03:33:19 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah, there are even Austrian merchandise with Kangaroos in them.

telepaper · 3 points · Posted at 13:48:08 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Well, I'm not a native English speaker and I always mix them up. Usually, it gets clear when I see a "cunt" or "mate" somewhere

[deleted] · 54 points · Posted at 20:37:24 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's about time they killed the "pupper/Doggo" meme, it stopped being funny months ago.

Smoof47 · 125 points · Posted at 22:38:29 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

But I like r/rarepuppers it makes me happy :(

[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 12:01:44 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

It's fine in that sub, but when it leaks into somewhere else it just seems forced.

Ser__Ocelot · 11 points · Posted at 12:49:16 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Don't let Reddit ruin your wholesome joy

sneakpeekbot · 5 points · Posted at 22:38:50 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

Here's a sneak peek of /r/rarepuppers using the top posts of all time!

#1: What a heckin' nice doggo! | 317 comments
#2: Doggo went for surgery and now is DRUGGO | 325 comments
#3: Veteran pupper gets vvvvvvvvvvv big honor for saving heckin many hoomans from bamboozle | 154 comments

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myfajahas400children · 9 points · Posted at 23:16:49 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

You can still enjoy looking at pictures of puppys without giving them a dumb name.

TrashTierZarya · 36 points · Posted at 23:58:18 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

What? Puppers?

myfajahas400children · -7 points · Posted at 00:27:19 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah.

TrashTierZarya · 44 points · Posted at 00:27:37 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Hecking puppers

myfajahas400children · -11 points · Posted at 00:39:23 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Yeah, it's like getting hurt and calling it a boo-boo, or saying you have to "tinkle".

TrashTierZarya · 57 points · Posted at 00:39:43 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

You need a pupper

myfajahas400children · 7 points · Posted at 00:48:09 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I've been watching my sister's puppies all week. I love dogs, I'm hoping to get my golden retriever into a therapy dog program soon and my cockapoo sleeps in my bed almost every night. I just think "doggo" and "pupper" is about as funny as rage comics or doge or any other terrible meme.

TerWood · -15 points · Posted at 00:51:54 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

haha yes the only good memes are approved by /r/ComedyCemetery otherwise I cringe because I'm insecure like that RIGHT GUYS??

myfajahas400children · 5 points · Posted at 01:29:16 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

/r/ComedyCemetery memes

Do you mean "BLANK RESIGNED", because last I remembered everybody hated that shit. Also, sarcastic aunty, weedbro or Joey meet Sheldon aren't "/r/ComedyCemetery memes", they're repeat offenders.

CakeAndFireworksDay · 2 points · Posted at 13:19:57 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Dude what

[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 01:26:02 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I mean he's right, you can find it funny but its going to end up just like lolcatz in a few years. If you saw a picture of a cat with a "can i haz cheesburgur" caption you would cringe so hard, how is this any different?

TerWood · -4 points · Posted at 01:30:44 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

hell yeah dude I love hating on current trends because it makes me feel like I'm on the avant garde of memeing

cringe on, pal!

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 01:44:10 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Oh yeah! I love ignoring all reason and logic and blindly hating! I also love assuming that just because someone doesn't like one popular thing they hate everything popular! I also love typing like this because it makes me feel like a condescending badass!

TerWood · -2 points · Posted at 01:52:31 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Reason and logic? But I LOVE those! Rick and Morty is my favorite show! And not only because it's trendy with the Reddit masterminds, but because it's so different form TBBT, something that is NOT approved by Reddit. Also, I'm really mature. See, I like to petsit, and not because I'm a NICE GUY (haha DAE /r/niceguys ?? so much cringe) but because I'm a mature individual who likes refined humor. DAE loves intelligent humor such as cringe pics and NOT doges and puppers, who are only appreciated by low minds and NOT epic redditors?

ELON MUSK!!

(feel free to post this on /r/CringeAnarchy my fellow redditor)

(this post is only half serious tho)

sneakpeekbot · 2 points · Posted at 01:52:39 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Here's a sneak peek of /r/niceguys using the top posts of the year!

#1: How to sum up every post | 280 comments
#2: There were no survivors | 1048 comments
#3: Facebook Gold: The outing of a 'nice guy' | 878 comments

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The_Seasons_Upon_Us · -3 points · Posted at 02:42:59 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

But adulting is hard! Lemme color in my coloring book and talk like an 8 year old because I can't handle adulting!!!!

theheisenburgermayo · 7 points · Posted at 08:29:46 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

using adulting

LemonStains · 24 points · Posted at 01:18:27 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I just like the word doggo. Never knew it was a meme to be honest.

Not_Myame15 · 6 points · Posted at 23:23:50 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

doge is a more dead meme but it's still going

crustychicken · 1 points · Posted at 22:21:00 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

You mean ever, right?

bountyforcash · 8 points · Posted at 21:31:24 on April 12, 2017 · (Permalink)

I rate this post 5/7 with rice.

Kellerbier · 3 points · Posted at 16:40:20 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Apaches don't have a fenestron antitorque system

ganjawrangler · 3 points · Posted at 18:47:27 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Wait isn't the "banana for scale" an imgur thing?

[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 15:11:29 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

it's like a corrupt version of earlier reddit memes

xthek · 2 points · Posted at 19:07:56 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

That doesn't even look anything like an apache

ExplosiveGator · 2 points · Posted at 19:45:41 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I think his is proof that our species is devolving

Memotauro · 2 points · Posted at 17:45:03 on April 14, 2017 · (Permalink)

I left 8 months ago 9gag for reddit

I thought that I was missing something

This reminds me that I made the right decision

🎙️ lunatic_cultist · 1 points · Posted at 21:29:37 on April 14, 2017 · (Permalink)

you're welcome

FreekyFreezer · 1 points · Posted at 09:55:58 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

I agree with 7 though.

[deleted] · -4 points · Posted at 01:14:12 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

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DeadliftOrDontLift · 20 points · Posted at 06:51:55 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Congrations

[deleted] · 4 points · Posted at 07:37:22 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

yeah, i agree. it's completely fucking pointless.

Dz131 · -3 points · Posted at 14:09:33 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Everytime I see Emma Watson I get tingly. It's messing with my nofap

The_Seasons_Upon_Us · -30 points · Posted at 02:10:35 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Emma Watson is fucking repulsive.

Ed_ButteredToast · 1 points · Posted at 14:05:43 on April 13, 2017 · (Permalink)

Why don't you post a picture of yourself? We'll see how sexy you are IRL.