DONT BE JEAL JUST CAUSE I GET GROUPIES ON THE INTERNET!
p4cha · 174 points · Posted at 17:29:46 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
oh yeah. they're arguably the worst of it. i haven't seen any effort on their part to minimize and it's crazy rampant on any mildly popular songs comments
I think the sites are incentivized not to fight them, partly because it's a losing battle, and partly because more interactions on the site makes them more attractive to advertisers.
There was a theory someone put out a while ago that the porn bots on Tumblr are all run by Yahoo for that reason.
I didn't know those kinds of things existed cuz I never really made accounts on anything except to lurk, but I started a blog on Tumblr to share my short stories. I didn't get many followers, looking back I could see why cuz it was meh at best, but I got one of those bots randomly subscribed to me and I was really excited when I thought someone was interested in my artwork even though I hadn't been very active.
Imagine my disappointment.
Numb1lp · 121 points · Posted at 18:36:27 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 64 points · Posted at 01:59:42 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah for about a week I got a follower a day on soundcloud which were all bots (now its just every couple of days/I literally just like and repost something maybe)
I hope they were randomly generated. The idea of an Indian man behind a desktop picking the sexiest words he can think of off the top of his head to make pennies selling emails to spam companies is too sad an image for me to think of for too long.
[deleted] · 35 points · Posted at 07:37:12 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I noticed some twitter replies that say something along the lines of, "I want to Feel the #dick inside of me <sketchy link with boobs in thumbnail>". WHY DID THEY WRITE #DICK??????
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 17:57:16 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Haven't seen them on neither GNU social/Mastodon nor diaspora*. Maybe come to these?
[deleted] · 40 points · Posted at 19:43:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 12:34:53 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ive only made like 2 tweets on my twitter yet everything gets favorited by porn bots and I don't even care its nice knowing at least something appreciates me
I hate this book: A review of the Minecraft Joke Book
Proof that I own the full copy.
For the record, I have never played Minecraft. My reaction to these jokes will be based entirely on what is presented to me by this book.
The book itself is divided into twelve chapters. I've skipped a fair portion of the middle section, because that's the area most of the jokes already posted come from. For the record, the iBook version is 215 pages long.
An early example of the calibre of jokes we'll be receiving. Note the artwork, worthy of being hung next to a Rembrandt.
Just kidding it's trash.
Why the hell would anyone think a green moss monster is giving out hugs? Is it a prostitute creeper?
...there better not be Rule 34 of creepers
i'm already deeply regretting spending $5 on this
Sometimes these tongue twisters are added into a chapter. They're... okay, I guess? Nothing compared to "the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick". So, I'll skip most of these.
Not content with crimes against humour, now the book is attacking the art of poetry itself
Metrically it leaves little to be desired, and it's pretty tame subject matter. Shame you can't print "Man from Nantucket" in a children's book.
...that metrical comment is gonna get me on r/iamverysmart, isn't it
I can haiku too But haikus are meant to be About the wondrous world
Haikus of Minecraft Give me such indigestion Please no more of these
Nero then had his mother stabbed and played the fiddle as Rome burned
...are these even riddles, or just literal facts about the game
...okay, so apparently the authors are stalking me
...This literally isn't a joke. This is what it looks like when a sense of humour commits seppuku. The only difference is that there's no dignity to be maintained by this book.
I love the full stop in the answer. Not even the joke book can muster any enthusiasm about this awful punchline.
Am I just old? Who the hell is Taio Cruz? And how is this a joke about noobs? One word does not a noob joke make!
If nothing happened, why are you telling us
Are you telling me dragons don't make a hissing noise? I mean, they're practically snakes with wings...
I'm going to stop arguing with this book.
Picture provided without context.
"The pact will soon be fulfilled, darling!" "Let's join the dark lord together, my love!"
Haha, this one actually made me laugh. But how is it a Minecraft joke, and does the target audience even know what a hippie is?
I'm pretty sure I saw a hentai with this plot once
Nice rhyme with "lava" there, guys. You wrote this when you needed some "java" in your system?
An entire double-page of fucking awful puns. You're welcome that I spared you the five other pages, identical to this one.
Not if it's from this goddamn book, that's for sure
Are baby zombie pigmen funny at all? I feel like if I saw the reanimated carcass of some monstrous half-piglet, I'd be running and screaming like I was in a Goosebumps book.
How... esoteric. Do the writers really think kids know who Bones is?
This joke is literally in the first comic strip ever published, in Victorian England. That's how recycled these jokes are
This is like one of those anti-jokes, isn't it? The ones where the joke comes from how much it isn't a fucking joke? Well, I can do those too!
Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk? A: It isn't.
Give me a medal for comedy
Nothing but high-class humour in the Minecraft Joke Book
Wh... what?
Does... Jeb Bush play Minecraft...?
...label... ...toast... ...rabbit...
...what?
Oh, I get it! I know how to write Minecraft jokes now!
Q: Why did the Minecraft chicken cross the Minecraft road? A: To get to the other Minecraft side Minecraft!
I should write one of these, it'd only take a day
NAAAAAA NANANA NANA NAA NAA NA KATAMARI DAMASHIIIIIIIII
I'm sure glad one of us will, because I sure won't
Well that doesn't date this trash at all.
...What am I saying? This book is already so dated, it thinks the Raj is a nice holiday destination.
I feel like this joke might make me chortle if I had the slightest clue who Guy Fieri was
These jokes were opposite each other on a double-page. Are you kidding me? Look, authors, if you couldn't come up with 800+ Minecraft jokes, that's fine, but don't say there are 800+ jokes in your awful book!
Remember when you were young You shone like the sun Shiiiiiine on you craaaaaaaaazy diamond
This one came dangerously close to being a good joke. Luckily it was beaten to death shortly before it escaped mediocrity
jesus this is bad
You will never convince me that this picture is not a Minecraftian smoking a bong.
biting political commentary from the minds that brought you invisible fart jokes
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you had to italicise "Ender". It's not like your target audience is so stupid that they couldn't spot that...
...Never mind.
YOU TALENTLESS HACKS. IT'S THE SAME JOKE TWICE! IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN JOKE!
this book is going to be the end of me.
Ah, well... at least they wouldn't be stupid enough to repeat a joke twice, a second time.
...shunuvabitch
Steve? Which Steve? Steve Buscemi? Steven Spielberg? Steve, the guy who owns the pizza shop two doors down?
if Steve is a real character, don't tell me, I don't care.
Hopefully they keep going past this book in a bookshop
Don't creepers, um, explode? So... how could it talk to a respawned player? And why the fuck am I questioning this book?
You know what? I would actually believe that this book's target audience had never heard of YOLT, and therefore needed the clarification that it is a Bond film.
What I wouldn't believe is anyone being stupid enough to write a joke that the target audience wouldn't get into a jokebook.
oh god this is going to suck
there are pages and pages of this crap
For your sake, I'll only riff the "best" ones.
Haha, there isn't really Minecraft fanfiction, is there? Of course not, right, guys?
guys?
Why would knowing Swedish get you updates faster? I mean, I know Notch is Swedish, but... knowing a language doesn't put you in that country. I speak Japanese, but that doesn't mean I can walk down the street and get mobbed by people calling me their "waifu"
This just seems like good advice. If I ever run into a tall person dressed entirely in black, I'm getting the hell out of there
you might also be a serial killer
"Honey, can you help with the groceries?" "Sorry, mum, I'm a Minecraft addict. Can't help you."
Finally. The last chapter.
This can't be too bad, can it?
...Well, it's not good... but at least it's short!
Well, that concludes our --
...wait
oh, no
oh NO
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In conclusion:
(graphic taken from Blogger Beware, which is great and you should go read it)
Thank you for reading this long as hell review thing. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I didn't enjoy the Minecraft book.
Codile · 791 points · Posted at 19:23:38 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
...This literally isn't a joke. This is what it looks like when a sense of humour commits seppuku. The only difference is that there's no dignity to be maintained by this book.
Codile · 150 points · Posted at 01:15:07 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah. I really liked the one about the skin, so hilarious. If the person who made that review made books about reviewing shitty joke books, I'd buy them.
Some of the seemingly random jokes in the book actually make sense if you know a lot about the game. Like the one about toast and rabbits is a reference to an easter egg in the game where if you name a rabbit "Toast," its fur will have a special pattern.
Source: I was addicted to Minecraft like two years ago and still remember a lot of random shit.
I understand putting "grown up" humor in kids stuff sometimes for the parents or whatever. But who looks at a book of Minecraft jokes and thinks to themselves "You know what this needs? Political jokes and James Bond references. 9 year olds love that stuff."
I'm laughing so hard from reading this my gf made me go stand in the other room because I couldn't stop and she was trying to watch tv. I have no idea why but there's some strange combination of absolute awful that just makes every joke more absurd than the last.
Those read more like anti-jokes than actual jokes. If the entire book is like this it almost seems like some weird art project that someone tricked a publisher into publishing. I kind of what to read the whole thing now...
I improved it. I probably spent more time on this (hint: not much) than the creator of that spent writing that book. Seriously they reused the same "punchline" twice in a row.
budhs · 3 points · Posted at 00:51:34 on May 8, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's probably a 12 y/o who gets a boner over posting swear words on twitter but after he posted one tweet he got scared his parents would find it and never logged on again.
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 20:10:05 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
[deleted] · -11 points · Posted at 21:05:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 23:05:21 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not gonna lie, I got a little chuckle out of it because I imagined the kind of kid who would make it. Not the intended purpose of the account I'm sure, but it was kind of funny.
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[deleted] · 2334 points · Posted at 15:32:19 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
i'm pretty sure all those followers, favourites and retweets are just porn bots too, they tend to accumulate over the course of 4 years.
DatAwsomness · 695 points · Posted at 16:29:53 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Porn bots? Those exist on twitter?
p4cha · 1200 points · Posted at 17:07:23 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's hard to find a social media platform they're not on
[deleted] · 659 points · Posted at 17:18:26 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Mothman123 · 319 points · Posted at 19:56:15 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
NO THEY JUST LIKE MY MUSIC THEYRE NOT BOTS!
TesticleMeElmo · 104 points · Posted at 21:14:39 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
DONT BE JEAL JUST CAUSE I GET GROUPIES ON THE INTERNET!
p4cha · 174 points · Posted at 17:29:46 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
oh yeah. they're arguably the worst of it. i haven't seen any effort on their part to minimize and it's crazy rampant on any mildly popular songs comments
FreeBroccoli · 61 points · Posted at 03:06:47 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I think the sites are incentivized not to fight them, partly because it's a losing battle, and partly because more interactions on the site makes them more attractive to advertisers.
There was a theory someone put out a while ago that the porn bots on Tumblr are all run by Yahoo for that reason.
FizzardLizardWizard · 38 points · Posted at 09:44:46 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
The sheer volume of porn spam on tumblr is insane. I still get new pornbot followers every day on an account I haven't used in about two years
Renegadeknight3 · 3 points · Posted at 17:20:53 on June 9, 2017 · (Permalink)
I didn't know those kinds of things existed cuz I never really made accounts on anything except to lurk, but I started a blog on Tumblr to share my short stories. I didn't get many followers, looking back I could see why cuz it was meh at best, but I got one of those bots randomly subscribed to me and I was really excited when I thought someone was interested in my artwork even though I hadn't been very active.
Imagine my disappointment.
Numb1lp · 121 points · Posted at 18:36:27 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 21 points · Posted at 16:07:37 on March 4, 2017 · (Permalink)
I can't stop laughing
liquidm · 64 points · Posted at 19:26:39 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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ImNotACuck420 · 45 points · Posted at 23:19:34 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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plsnosto · 7 points · Posted at 00:10:33 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah for about a week I got a follower a day on soundcloud which were all bots (now its just every couple of days/I literally just like and repost something maybe)
curiouspolice · 104 points · Posted at 19:18:26 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Corsavis · 98 points · Posted at 20:10:33 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I get these on Instagram lmao.
"I want make sex you happy, very WET papi, please love big body titties please? sketchy link"
Literally sounds like just randomly generated "sexy" words
MofuckaOfInvention · 88 points · Posted at 00:20:03 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I hope they were randomly generated. The idea of an Indian man behind a desktop picking the sexiest words he can think of off the top of his head to make pennies selling emails to spam companies is too sad an image for me to think of for too long.
[deleted] · 35 points · Posted at 07:37:12 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
No no, we Indian men do that with or without pay it seems. See r/indianpeoplefacebook.
MofuckaOfInvention · 16 points · Posted at 07:54:52 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Teh-Piper · 7 points · Posted at 02:19:29 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Every time I post anything on Instagram, I get that stupid "Want Followers?" message. It never fails
marble0 · 1 points · Posted at 06:27:47 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I noticed some twitter replies that say something along the lines of, "I want to Feel the #dick inside of me <sketchy link with boobs in thumbnail>". WHY DID THEY WRITE #DICK??????
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 17:57:16 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Haven't seen them on neither GNU social/Mastodon nor diaspora*. Maybe come to these?
[deleted] · 40 points · Posted at 19:43:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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[deleted] · 0 points · Posted at 12:34:53 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
But what's wrong?
DOG_herpes · 2 points · Posted at 00:49:48 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
When I had vine about a year ago every week a new one would follow me
PyrotechnicTurtle · 2 points · Posted at 13:30:20 on April 11, 2017 · (Permalink)
Fuck I created my own tiny social media thing and they're on there as well. They're my only users 😢
DevonWithAnI · 1 points · Posted at 07:35:57 on August 25, 2017 · (Permalink)
175 days later, they're now on Xbox and PlayStation lol
masnaer · 29 points · Posted at 20:23:43 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
A Porn Bot sounds amazing if you didn't know what it was
dummie_krunk · 65 points · Posted at 18:18:04 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
How do we know you're not a porn bot? How do I figure out if I'm a porn bot?
curiouspolice · 25 points · Posted at 19:18:45 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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EmeraldFlight · 3 points · Posted at 05:22:41 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
oh shit is this catching
oh shit how do I jump on the bandwagon
NOfuckstogive11 · 36 points · Posted at 22:45:03 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ive only made like 2 tweets on my twitter yet everything gets favorited by porn bots and I don't even care its nice knowing at least something appreciates me
Lukethehedgehog · 19 points · Posted at 02:26:29 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I actually looked through the followers and, while I didn't find all that many pornbots, I did find this weird-ass Tweet by one of the followers.
TheLimeyLemmon · 3 points · Posted at 13:46:17 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I have a pretty small twitter account, at least half of my followers have ended up being porn bots :(
Catsniper · 2 points · Posted at 07:03:10 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
By 4 years, I'd assume he would have more. I got like 20 in one year
PseudoElite · 1849 points · Posted at 16:34:00 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Still not as bad as this abomination
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Minecraft "jokes"
[deleted] · 1391 points · Posted at 16:39:59 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I don't care how much evidence and proof you present to me, I will always refuse to believe this is real
[deleted] · 1014 points · Posted at 17:12:30 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Here's a lot more of that book
[1][1]
I hate this book: A review of the Minecraft Joke Book
Proof that I own the full copy.
For the record, I have never played Minecraft. My reaction to these jokes will be based entirely on what is presented to me by this book.
The book itself is divided into twelve chapters. I've skipped a fair portion of the middle section, because that's the area most of the jokes already posted come from. For the record, the iBook version is 215 pages long.
An early example of the calibre of jokes we'll be receiving. Note the artwork, worthy of being hung next to a Rembrandt.
Just kidding it's trash.
Why the hell would anyone think a green moss monster is giving out hugs? Is it a prostitute creeper?
...there better not be Rule 34 of creepers
i'm already deeply regretting spending $5 on this
Sometimes these tongue twisters are added into a chapter. They're... okay, I guess? Nothing compared to "the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick". So, I'll skip most of these.
Not content with crimes against humour, now the book is attacking the art of poetry itself
Metrically it leaves little to be desired, and it's pretty tame subject matter. Shame you can't print "Man from Nantucket" in a children's book.
...that metrical comment is gonna get me on r/iamverysmart, isn't it
I can haiku too
But haikus are meant to be
About the wondrous world
Haikus of Minecraft
Give me such indigestion
Please no more of these
Nero then had his mother stabbed and played the fiddle as Rome burned
...are these even riddles, or just literal facts about the game
...okay, so apparently the authors are stalking me
...This literally isn't a joke. This is what it looks like when a sense of humour commits seppuku. The only difference is that there's no dignity to be maintained by this book.
I love the full stop in the answer. Not even the joke book can muster any enthusiasm about this awful punchline.
Am I just old? Who the hell is Taio Cruz? And how is this a joke about noobs? One word does not a noob joke make!
If nothing happened, why are you telling us
Are you telling me dragons don't make a hissing noise? I mean, they're practically snakes with wings...
I'm going to stop arguing with this book.
Picture provided without context.
"The pact will soon be fulfilled, darling!"
"Let's join the dark lord together, my love!"
Haha, this one actually made me laugh. But how is it a Minecraft joke, and does the target audience even know what a hippie is?
I'm pretty sure I saw a hentai with this plot once
Nice rhyme with "lava" there, guys. You wrote this when you needed some "java" in your system?
An entire double-page of fucking awful puns. You're welcome that I spared you the five other pages, identical to this one.
Not if it's from this goddamn book, that's for sure
Are baby zombie pigmen funny at all? I feel like if I saw the reanimated carcass of some monstrous half-piglet, I'd be running and screaming like I was in a Goosebumps book.
How... esoteric. Do the writers really think kids know who Bones is?
This joke is literally in the first comic strip ever published, in Victorian England. That's how recycled these jokes are
This is like one of those anti-jokes, isn't it? The ones where the joke comes from how much it isn't a fucking joke? Well, I can do those too!
Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
A: It isn't.
Give me a medal for comedy
Nothing but high-class humour in the Minecraft Joke Book
Wh... what?
Does... Jeb Bush play Minecraft...?
...label...
...toast...
...rabbit...
...what?
Oh, I get it! I know how to write Minecraft jokes now!
Q: Why did the Minecraft chicken cross the Minecraft road?
A: To get to the other Minecraft side Minecraft!
I should write one of these, it'd only take a day
NAAAAAA NANANA NANA NAA NAA NA
KATAMARI DAMASHIIIIIIIII
I'm sure glad one of us will, because I sure won't
Well that doesn't date this trash at all.
...What am I saying? This book is already so dated, it thinks the Raj is a nice holiday destination.
I feel like this joke might make me chortle if I had the slightest clue who Guy Fieri was
These jokes were opposite each other on a double-page. Are you kidding me? Look, authors, if you couldn't come up with 800+ Minecraft jokes, that's fine, but don't say there are 800+ jokes in your awful book!
Remember when you were young
You shone like the sun
Shiiiiiine on you craaaaaaaaazy diamond
This one came dangerously close to being a good joke. Luckily it was beaten to death shortly before it escaped mediocrity
jesus this is bad
You will never convince me that this picture is not a Minecraftian smoking a bong.
biting political commentary from the minds that brought you invisible fart jokes
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you had to italicise "Ender". It's not like your target audience is so stupid that they couldn't spot that...
...Never mind.
YOU TALENTLESS HACKS. IT'S THE SAME JOKE TWICE! IT'S THE SAME GODDAMN JOKE!
this book is going to be the end of me.
Ah, well... at least they wouldn't be stupid enough to repeat a joke twice, a second time.
...shunuvabitch
Steve? Which Steve? Steve Buscemi? Steven Spielberg? Steve, the guy who owns the pizza shop two doors down?
if Steve is a real character, don't tell me, I don't care.
Hopefully they keep going past this book in a bookshop
Don't creepers, um, explode? So... how could it talk to a respawned player? And why the fuck am I questioning this book?
You know what? I would actually believe that this book's target audience had never heard of YOLT, and therefore needed the clarification that it is a Bond film.
What I wouldn't believe is anyone being stupid enough to write a joke that the target audience wouldn't get into a jokebook.
oh god this is going to suck
there are pages and pages of this crap
For your sake, I'll only riff the "best" ones.
Haha, there isn't really Minecraft fanfiction, is there? Of course not, right, guys?
guys?
Why would knowing Swedish get you updates faster? I mean, I know Notch is Swedish, but... knowing a language doesn't put you in that country. I speak Japanese, but that doesn't mean I can walk down the street and get mobbed by people calling me their "waifu"
This just seems like good advice. If I ever run into a tall person dressed entirely in black, I'm getting the hell out of there
you might also be a serial killer
"Honey, can you help with the groceries?"
"Sorry, mum, I'm a Minecraft addict. Can't help you."
Finally. The last chapter.
This can't be too bad, can it?
...Well, it's not good... but at least it's short!
Well, that concludes our --
...wait
oh, no
oh NO
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In conclusion:
(graphic taken from Blogger Beware, which is great and you should go read it)
Thank you for reading this long as hell review thing. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I didn't enjoy the Minecraft book.
...Wait a minute...
*cries softly*
IBetThisIsTakenToo · 1328 points · Posted at 18:16:39 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
No thanks bud, I'm good.
Codile · 791 points · Posted at 19:23:38 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I dunno, the comments make me want to go on.
Psychic_Monkey · 133 points · Posted at 01:11:24 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
They just get better
Codile · 150 points · Posted at 01:15:07 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yeah. I really liked the one about the skin, so hilarious. If the person who made that review made books about reviewing shitty joke books, I'd buy them.
iwillneverbeyou · 33 points · Posted at 05:48:57 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I must commit honourable sudoku
_Pm_Me_Please_ · 3 points · Posted at 23:35:38 on June 1, 2017 · (Permalink)
comedynecromancy
flyZerach · 229 points · Posted at 20:05:58 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
clear my afternoon, Janet
[deleted] · 42 points · Posted at 01:41:59 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I looked through it all and I 100 percent regret it.
[deleted] · 264 points · Posted at 18:17:55 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/ComedySlaughterhouse
Doesn't exist, unfortunately
EDIT: NOW EXISTS, although no postsEDIT 2: Nevermind, the dream hasn't come true yet, and mobile is weird.EDIT 3: IT IS A THING. We need content, my dudes.
Sorry about the confusion.
Has_No_Gimmick · 65 points · Posted at 18:58:11 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
/r/ComedyAbattoir makes it sound classier.
NomisTheNinth · 89 points · Posted at 18:42:11 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
A comedy laughterhouse sounds pretty funny actually.
[deleted] · 23 points · Posted at 01:08:17 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
comedy's laughterhouse*
CodaOfARequiem · 61 points · Posted at 03:17:51 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Some of the seemingly random jokes in the book actually make sense if you know a lot about the game. Like the one about toast and rabbits is a reference to an easter egg in the game where if you name a rabbit "Toast," its fur will have a special pattern.
Source: I was addicted to Minecraft like two years ago and still remember a lot of random shit.
Anyway, this book is fucking awful nonetheless.
semtex94 · 25 points · Posted at 03:39:56 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
So, can you speak Swedish?
CodaOfARequiem · 28 points · Posted at 06:02:37 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Of course. It's the only way to find the super-secret updates from Notch.
Lukethehedgehog · 10 points · Posted at 20:29:02 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Since when are there rabbits in Minecraft?
CodaOfARequiem · 16 points · Posted at 21:04:43 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Since like 2014 I think
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 19:43:55 on April 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
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CodaOfARequiem · 3 points · Posted at 20:00:45 on April 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
No. This book is god-awful. The only remotely positive thing I can say about it is that it's amazingly bad.
Jackhooks21 · 40 points · Posted at 03:44:16 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I understand putting "grown up" humor in kids stuff sometimes for the parents or whatever. But who looks at a book of Minecraft jokes and thinks to themselves "You know what this needs? Political jokes and James Bond references. 9 year olds love that stuff."
Brobi_WanKenobi · 32 points · Posted at 20:24:59 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Pls no, I want to get off
the_dayman · 29 points · Posted at 04:05:19 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm laughing so hard from reading this my gf made me go stand in the other room because I couldn't stop and she was trying to watch tv. I have no idea why but there's some strange combination of absolute awful that just makes every joke more absurd than the last.
Camwood7 · 14 points · Posted at 20:15:30 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
This one comment from the guy who made the imgur album makes me genuinely kinda chuckle because PC Minecraft is coded in Java.
Deadwolf99 · 12 points · Posted at 03:04:39 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Minecraft doesn't even have bombs...
CriminyJacket · 11 points · Posted at 04:21:38 on March 4, 2017 · (Permalink)
I forced myself to read through all of this album.
I regret it.
This is a million times worse than those shitty video-game-themed joke books that Seanbaby reviewed.
IHaveStupidHair · 5 points · Posted at 16:39:39 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
They actually stole the dragon sneezing joke from League of Legends. It's not even a good joke.
PostmanSteve · 0 points · Posted at 10:37:50 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jesus, the captions on those images are just as cringey.
willx500 · 105 points · Posted at 19:00:31 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
How about now?
[deleted] · 116 points · Posted at 19:26:42 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why did it take three people to write that affront to god?
uwhuskytskeet · 147 points · Posted at 22:48:27 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Two committed suicide.
ToChallengeTheSun · 40 points · Posted at 04:34:06 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
That's a good start.
zangent · 11 points · Posted at 05:01:11 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Absolutely proprietary
obi1kenobi1 · 185 points · Posted at 18:50:08 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Those read more like anti-jokes than actual jokes. If the entire book is like this it almost seems like some weird art project that someone tricked a publisher into publishing. I kind of what to read the whole thing now...
neko_ceko · 100 points · Posted at 22:25:45 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
If it is an art project, then the message is probably "stick MINECRAFT on any piece of shit and it will sell."
Commando_Grandma · 13 points · Posted at 02:13:15 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/crappyoffbrands can confirm this is a real phenomenon.
Firinael · 3 points · Posted at 06:58:11 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Ayy new subreddit to sub and be surprised every once in a while!
banned_accounts · 9 points · Posted at 19:03:05 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/5x3hoj/epic_twitter_account/def4g5f/
Mitchell777 · 205 points · Posted at 21:18:38 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I improved it. I probably spent more time on this (hint: not much) than the creator of that spent writing that book. Seriously they reused the same "punchline" twice in a row.
LiL_BrOwNiE247 · 168 points · Posted at 00:10:47 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
He was destroyed.
He was destroyed.
He was destroyed.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Lukethehedgehog · 22 points · Posted at 20:30:03 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Bottom text
[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 22:23:21 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
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Mitchell777 · 20 points · Posted at 22:57:42 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
thank i love meme
Uber_Ober · 16 points · Posted at 12:27:29 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
de status: stroyred [x] not stroyed [ ]
vpuvwv · 41 points · Posted at 21:22:04 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
holy christ hahahah i havent laughed this hard in ages. thank you for this
[deleted] · 35 points · Posted at 00:20:30 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
would say you were... destroyed‽
ggppjj · 13 points · Posted at 02:48:55 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Sick interrobang brah!
Camwood7 · 3 points · Posted at 20:25:47 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm... Not sure what you mean. Was he destroyed?
Mitchell777 · 2 points · Posted at 21:20:29 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
No. But I think he was destroyed!
Camwood7 · 1 points · Posted at 22:29:28 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Still not exactly clear... What you're saying is, is that he was destroyed, right?
[deleted] · 164 points · Posted at 17:20:06 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
deleted What is this?
041744 · 386 points · Posted at 18:35:37 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Did you hear about the author of that minecraft joke book?
He was destroyed
[deleted] · 179 points · Posted at 18:39:44 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Your mum got destroyed last night
[deleted] · 292 points · Posted at 18:40:01 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Upvote if owned
Swaqfaq · 58 points · Posted at 20:31:24 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Can't deny the amount of rekt here.
[deleted] · 18 points · Posted at 22:57:57 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
The amount of humor in these two comments is more than that entire book.
ThatGuyBradley · 1 points · Posted at 15:32:18 on April 8, 2017 · (Permalink)
I think it was literally a little boy with autism, iirc. His father helped him.
[deleted] · 49 points · Posted at 19:11:07 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I feel for every child who received this as a gift because a family member heard they like minecraft
HardDifficulty · 14 points · Posted at 06:15:20 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Knowing Minecraft's fanbase, they'd honestly find this book funny.
So yeah, don't feel too bad.
Drunk_King_Robert · 47 points · Posted at 23:50:16 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
HE WAS DESTROYED
Camwood7 · 6 points · Posted at 20:26:17 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE
[deleted] · 36 points · Posted at 20:13:41 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
The same punchline two times in a row. That's a special kind of not giving a shit.
[deleted] · 56 points · Posted at 17:42:10 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
The survival one is /r/jokes front page material
Hlvtica · 18 points · Posted at 18:52:35 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
So it's the worst joke in the book?
[deleted] · 2 points · Posted at 07:37:56 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
best, unfortunately
turncoat_ewok · 21 points · Posted at 19:59:40 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hilariously bad, but I guess they just fill it with trash so kids buy it?
3dPrintedOG · 3 points · Posted at 04:50:22 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
no they had to get the joke count so they could print it on the cover to convince you it was a value buy.
Draculus · 2 points · Posted at 12:11:22 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yes. Easy cash grab with minimal effort.
flozz101 · 13 points · Posted at 00:25:12 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
that is literally the most unfunny thing ive seen in my entire life. two of these 'jokes' even have the same 'punchline'.
siccoblue · 11 points · Posted at 19:19:32 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/antijokes
Imnotrelevant01 · 10 points · Posted at 02:28:29 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
More like anti-anti-anti jokes.
SharkTRS · 7 points · Posted at 04:35:44 on March 4, 2017 · (Permalink)
/r/antiantiantijokes
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AdamBall1999 · 2 points · Posted at 12:06:36 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
So, just jokes?
DaTrueBeowulf · 2 points · Posted at 08:32:22 on March 25, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nope
aedansblade36 · 8 points · Posted at 21:25:55 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why would you expose us to this cancer. Think of the children, man!
[deleted] · 6 points · Posted at 04:24:49 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
More, for your viewing 'pleasure':
https://www.imgur.com/a/HmjWb#n7auSfd
Brobi_WanKenobi · 8 points · Posted at 20:24:28 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
REEEEE
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 01:25:07 on March 10, 2017 · (Permalink)
What
What
NO
johngreenink · 0 points · Posted at 04:50:10 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
damn. That was harsh.
Lord_jyraksiz · 336 points · Posted at 19:12:58 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Reminds me of this spongebob page which was also posted here
SkrublordPrime · 306 points · Posted at 21:54:34 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Chaos20X6 · 181 points · Posted at 04:54:44 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
That sounds like it could be a quote from the show but with the fuck word thrown in.
misserray · 77 points · Posted at 19:42:58 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Cursing for the sake of cursing...
dabsofat · 78 points · Posted at 02:19:53 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Now this is awful
The_Great_Curve · 63 points · Posted at 20:16:52 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
What the hell?
Jackhooks21 · 16 points · Posted at 03:46:50 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
OK some of those got me
TesticleMeElmo · 681 points · Posted at 15:26:12 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
You know, like how black people talk.
[deleted] · 307 points · Posted at 23:26:28 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Precisely, my nigga!
Teh-Piper · 260 points · Posted at 02:20:32 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
What is popping my nigger?
Teh-Piper · 148 points · Posted at 02:21:11 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Before anyone crucifies me, I was impersonating on old out of touch guy
benjibibbles · 94 points · Posted at 02:24:13 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
We got it, you're good.
Teh-Piper · 39 points · Posted at 02:24:54 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
👌
Pao_Did_NothingWrong · 10 points · Posted at 14:09:48 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
off topic, but for me you are a time travelling old out of touch guy.
Teh-Piper · 4 points · Posted at 20:41:42 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Glitchy ass reddit
Chaos20X6 · 18 points · Posted at 04:53:24 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
You can't just say that man, what are you old and/or out of touch?
Pkmn_Gold · 2 points · Posted at 06:47:31 on March 14, 2017 · (Permalink)
whats up nigga
JackApollo · 27 points · Posted at 01:28:17 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Exact! I will be shooting up a gangster in the hood later, care to join me, my nigga? sips tea
Rony_Seikaly · 52 points · Posted at 04:05:45 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Yknow, things us negroes say
ImWatchinUWatchinMe · 9 points · Posted at 04:30:47 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
The nigga in the stable, has a letter, from Abraham Lincoln?
Jovial_Bard · 363 points · Posted at 15:52:47 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Whoever made that actually went through the trouble of making a Twitter account just for a single shitty joke...
I just checked their Twitter account. Nothing else than that retarded tweet for more than 3 years.
hothraka · 252 points · Posted at 17:43:25 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I just figured he had plans on using it regularly but he gave up after the first tweet.
Lukethehedgehog · 37 points · Posted at 02:30:33 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Actually, it's 4 years old.
Shit, it's been 4 years since 2013. I feel old now.
Fuzzy_Dalek · 445 points · Posted at 16:10:20 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I would bet every single dollar I have that this was made by a white kid.
wobba_fett · 118 points · Posted at 17:18:50 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I would guess black kid but grew up in a white neighborhood. Kinda /r/blackpeopletwitter style.
ShaanCC · 201 points · Posted at 17:50:07 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I love /r/blackpeopletwitter but its definitely mostly white dudes
NotGloomp · 22 points · Posted at 01:31:22 on March 20, 2017 · (Permalink)
What a shocking opinion.
JagItUp · 90 points · Posted at 20:33:29 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
This legitimately seems like it was made by a middle schooler. He probably thought it would go viral
[deleted] · 43 points · Posted at 23:02:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Probably grounded from Twitter once his parents found out what he did.
goosebumper88 · 108 points · Posted at 18:21:58 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I busting the fuck up over #nigga though
Deathaster · 265 points · Posted at 14:38:04 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's like Black Twitter, but even worse...
At least it's from 2013.
041744 · 260 points · Posted at 16:43:30 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/blockpeopletwitter
Deathaster · 16 points · Posted at 16:51:54 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqqnmTcpgWk
Lukethehedgehog · 7 points · Posted at 02:59:35 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Jesus Christ even this Russian dude's microphone has better sound quality than that kid's
[deleted] · 20 points · Posted at 16:48:38 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
This needs to be a thing
Generic_Username4 · 16 points · Posted at 19:33:15 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
No it doesn't.
Endermod · 12 points · Posted at 17:14:43 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
This really, really, needs to be a thing
Meeper12346 · 4 points · Posted at 17:28:41 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's a thing
Gnarslogge · 5 points · Posted at 17:46:50 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
we need content NOW
Meeper12346 · 4 points · Posted at 17:48:17 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
This really, really, needs to have content
Geirsyr · 0 points · Posted at 21:33:20 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
It has content. Kind of.
icebrotha · 21 points · Posted at 22:50:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Black twitter isn't anything like that though.
[deleted] · 3 points · Posted at 16:51:42 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Only slightly
DatAwsomness · 52 points · Posted at 16:27:28 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
nigga
LuffyTheAstronaut · 27 points · Posted at 19:40:17 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hi gangster, I'm dad
FinchAndMalt · 20 points · Posted at 16:04:52 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Huh, for a second I thought this was from r/blackpeopletwitter
ripmynigharambe · 17 points · Posted at 16:34:26 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
nigga
JamesonAFC · 12 points · Posted at 19:07:36 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
He's doing better
Lopluk · 119 points · Posted at 14:39:07 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
What's the point?
Saying nigger isn't funny
[deleted] · 176 points · Posted at 15:50:47 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
He's not saying nigger you fool, he's saying nigga. 10 times funnier.
[deleted] · 316 points · Posted at 14:42:56 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
haha
Lopluk · 75 points · Posted at 15:21:29 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
lmao
Lukethehedgehog · 22 points · Posted at 02:57:35 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
black ppl r dumb xdd
Camwood7 · 31 points · Posted at 12:58:10 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
/r/The_Donald
MyNameIsDalton · 7 points · Posted at 17:32:41 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Trump supporters generally have nothing against blacks. What's your problem?
Camwood7 · 16 points · Posted at 20:09:49 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
We're on reddit, what fucking isn't
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 20:13:28 on April 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
>
szekeres81 · 15 points · Posted at 15:47:21 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
bro, what if was funny
[deleted] · 26 points · Posted at 18:23:12 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Say Nigger!
[deleted] · 7 points · Posted at 21:51:14 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Nice meme.
[deleted] · 17 points · Posted at 19:18:38 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
youaremom · 8 points · Posted at 01:49:23 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
He said they had "Niggers hanging from rafters"
[deleted] · -11 points · Posted at 20:58:36 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] · 12 points · Posted at 21:19:45 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not really. Casually saying "nigga" is nowhere near saying "nigger" with a hard r. The latter should stay in art
Formalfox · 4 points · Posted at 23:29:41 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
To quote CG
Lukethehedgehog · 4 points · Posted at 03:01:58 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Weird, that's not how I remember the song
Pao_Did_NothingWrong · 1 points · Posted at 14:12:43 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Heckin fuck.
budhs · 3 points · Posted at 00:51:34 on May 8, 2017 · (Permalink)
It's probably a 12 y/o who gets a boner over posting swear words on twitter but after he posted one tweet he got scared his parents would find it and never logged on again.
[deleted] · 24 points · Posted at 20:10:05 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is a 12 year old white boy, I just know it
Hayleycakes2009 · 10 points · Posted at 16:57:58 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Almost as bad as offensive spongebob
[deleted] · 22 points · Posted at 16:26:48 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Haha nigga haha get it because BLACK
ElPeneMasExtrano · 10 points · Posted at 20:11:17 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Is it bad that I'm mildly amused by this concept?
SkrublordPrime · 4 points · Posted at 01:45:04 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Well now he has over 150 followers
Deathdong · 5 points · Posted at 03:14:08 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
im gangster #nigga
anal__disaster · 3 points · Posted at 02:03:42 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
r/madlads
patjohbra · 3 points · Posted at 04:00:51 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I can't even be sure that's an attempt at comedy
coolcon99 · 3 points · Posted at 04:07:43 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
nigga
WilsonHanks · 3 points · Posted at 07:02:36 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher.
Chewy_Vuitton · 8 points · Posted at 02:02:27 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I think this is actually really funny.
WutLolNah · 7 points · Posted at 22:53:05 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is hilarious though
octobersons · 3 points · Posted at 21:55:12 on April 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
Agreed it seems like a lot of stuff on this sub is satire
DoctorInsanomore · 1 points · Posted at 04:55:26 on July 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Hilarious?... Really?
khalfrodo34 · 2 points · Posted at 21:17:18 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Why.
SockMonkey4Life · 2 points · Posted at 02:14:02 on April 5, 2017 · (Permalink)
Im 99% sure that person is white
sloogz · 2 points · Posted at 18:06:19 on May 21, 2017 · (Permalink)
"#nigga"
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 22:45:22 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
I thought this was an ironically photoshopped twitter account until I saw the sub. Losing faith in humanity little by little.
WormsGarrett · 1 points · Posted at 04:04:16 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
is that it?
Camwood7 · 1 points · Posted at 12:49:59 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Putting this on "comedy cemetery" is to imply that comedy is just trying to be as offensive as possible.
mrtransisteur · 1 points · Posted at 12:55:06 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
'#nigga'
[deleted] · 1 points · Posted at 15:45:51 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
I blame /u/xNotch for this
MrCake45 · 1 points · Posted at 19:10:56 on March 6, 2017 · (Permalink)
HE SAID THE WORD YOU GUYS. THE FUNNY WORD.
danyisill · 1 points · Posted at 09:08:24 on April 18, 2017 · (Permalink)
ironically it's almost funny
TooM3R · 1 points · Posted at 22:06:36 on April 25, 2017 · (Permalink)
This one is so bad it made me lol
budhs · 1 points · Posted at 00:37:18 on May 8, 2017 · (Permalink)
nigga
swiper33 · 1 points · Posted at 15:31:34 on June 1, 2017 · (Permalink)
This is so bad that it's funny imo. Like it belong in /r/dankmemes or something, not /r/comedycemetery
PuffTheMagicHobo · 1 points · Posted at 18:01:17 on June 11, 2017 · (Permalink)
Wtf I'm sorry but this is hilarious
RikkiMee · -2 points · Posted at 23:23:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Mine craft is shit.
Brobi_WanKenobi · 0 points · Posted at 20:23:42 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
#nigga
LowCalorieNegro · -29 points · Posted at 15:43:10 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
If seeing the tweets from /r/blackpeopletwitter has taught me anything, it's that the punctuation and capitalization wouldn't be that good.
Sturgeon_Genital · 23 points · Posted at 17:35:58 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Don't be racist
[deleted] · 10 points · Posted at 18:41:35 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
dont be racist*
LowCalorieNegro · -20 points · Posted at 17:46:31 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
😂😂💯💯 can't prove me wrong tho 😂😂
MattcVI · 6 points · Posted at 01:58:27 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
My punctuation and spelling is just fine.
LowCalorieNegro · 1 points · Posted at 18:10:11 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
Do your tweets get posted to /r/blackpeopletwitter ? No. Thanks.
MattcVI · 3 points · Posted at 20:50:48 on March 3, 2017 · (Permalink)
They could. You're welcome.
[deleted] · -11 points · Posted at 21:05:09 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
[deleted]
[deleted] · 5 points · Posted at 23:05:21 on March 2, 2017 · (Permalink)
Not gonna lie, I got a little chuckle out of it because I imagined the kind of kid who would make it. Not the intended purpose of the account I'm sure, but it was kind of funny.